The Bobby Bones Show - Amy's Awkward Couples Massage + Listeners Share Embarrassing Kid Stories + Debate On Who The Next 'GOAT' Will Be

Episode Date: December 29, 2017

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Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Bones show. Come on, Bobby. Yeah. Good. Good. Everybody good? Yep.

Yeah, cool. I like that. David's on in Fayville Arkansas. Hi, David. Hey, what's going on, Bobby? You know what? Up early in the morning, taking your call. What can I do for you?

Yeah, man. You know, I've got a fifth year. anniversary coming up and I really need to blow this one out of the water with a gift and I am just lost. Are you married anniversary or like together anniversary? Yeah yeah no we've been married. It's going on five years, you know, and it seems like that those five years I've just, I'm lost for gifts now. It's like I'm drawing a blank and need some advice. Let me help you. Let me help you. Okay, so here you have two options. If you're wanting to just crush it, David, you have two, one, two options

and that's it. One, you either go and spend a ton of money, which I don't recommend, but that's the easy way, but you have to spend a bunch of money, right? Or two, you spend almost no money and you make her something. Those are the two ways to blow it out of the water. I always prefer that second way of

putting time into it. Some people will spend money and be like, I just want to get something nice. I would say that you could make her something. Now, do you have anything that you've been like stashing around when you got first started like dating or or got married, anything like that? Right, right.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, well, I've got a few things. The thing about women, let me tell you. Oh, tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell us. Women just like it when men try it, because we're dumb.

And we don't get it right most of the right most of the right. That's what men are to women. So if you make her something, David, that's the blow it out of the water. Okay. Yeah, I did the personal gift on Christmas, but yeah, I kind of put the wrong date on there. Oh, what? That's okay. You tried.

It's all about trying. And she probably loved it, right? Does she love it? Yeah. Okay. Two options, either spend all your money or spend no money and do something like heartfelt. There you go. And that's why I'm not married.

Those who can't do teach. That's why I'm a teacher of relationships and parenting. Yeah, exactly. All right, let's go. Recognizing people doing cool things. It's ICU. Addison Hutchinson, nine years old, is a hero for getting help for her bus driver. She was on board her bus when the school bus driver slumped over the steering wheel.

The bus was making its final stop on the route and only had a few students left. and she sees this, she jumps out of the bus and ran to somebody's door, knocked on the door, called 911, ran back to the bus, stayed with the driver until help arrived, and the driver was taken to the hospital, treated and released, and everybody was safe.

But talking about a nine-year-old making a split decision, the right decision, probably saving lives. Look at us, and I see you. I see you. That was I see you. Bobby Bones show. Ladies and gentlemen,

it's Bobby Bones time. Bobby bones. Is there a food you just won't eat? Like, what's the, for me, it is onions. If there is an onion, if I know there's an onion, I will not eat it. I cannot take an onion. Raw or cooked or a designer? I do not care.

Mine is raw onions. I can't eat an onion for anything. What do you have? I don't eat olives. Nope. No, no, no. I like olives. No.

And somehow they sneak up in whatever I'm eating. I'm like, ugh. I have to spit it out. I'm really dramatic about it. too. I like green full olives. You guys don't like those? No, no, no. I don't care. Green, black, whatever,

I don't want to eat. That's been more of an adult acquired taste. Since I've become mature, I've started to like olives. More sophisticated palate. Yeah. So, no olives for you. No onions or mayonnaise for me. Lunchbox, what food can you just not eat? Manease and tomatoes. If tomatoes

are on it? No tomatoes? Oh, tomatoes are disgusting. I send it back because they say, oh, you can just pick the tomatoes off. No. Tomatoes Juice gets on everything and it ruins it. You take it back and get me a whole new sandwich or burger or whatever. If the tomato touched it, it goes back. Sorry. Ugh.

So far, it's onions, olives, tomatoes. We're really crushing the vegetables here, huh? Although tomatoes are fruit, I guess. Olives are no vegetable. Are they? What do you think they are meat? Yeah, I think they are, Amy. I have no idea.

I don't know. Nasty. Amy, I'm not going to add to all. Judge me. You think it's a nasty piece of fat? Yeah. Eddie? Oh, mine's controversial because I can't eat jalapinos.

I won't do it. What? I don't like them. Wait a minute. I don't even know who you are. Eduardo? Yes. The guy who pronounces narcos, narcos.

I can not eat jalapenos. On your tacos. Are your parents ashamed of you? Yes, because they order jalapenos on the side with everything. We go to McDonald's, they ask if they have jalapinos. That is so weird. Yeah. That'd be like me going, I do not eat white bread.

No. No, it's not the same thing. No. Raymond, anything you don't eat? Produce Raymond? Yeah, sausage on my pizza. Sausage, period? I can eat sausage but just not on my pizza. It ruins the pizza. What? Interesting.

Don't be judging. You just said, I went on a whole rant about tomato juice. And he goes, what? Don't we judging? We all have our things. But he eats sausage, but just not on his pizza. Okay. I hate peanut butter. I hate peanut butter. But I get a peanut butter cup. Recy peanut butter cup. That's weird. That's weird.

Eddie's our video producer. And he's 37, he's got two kids, and he's also a legend in his own neighborhood. Is that true? It's absolutely true. The boys in the neighborhood, I guess some of the kids have been seeing me riding my skateboard around. And I don't really know anyone in the neighborhood, but I can tell they're watching me. And like, a couple weeks ago, I saw some kids being like, oh, wow, that's so cool. He's riding.

But the other day, I was carving the hills up, and I guess the noise in the wheels brought people out. And I had a whole audience, and I heard some of the kids go, there he is, the skateboard. I've seen you skateboarder on your Instagram. Yeah, what do you think? It looks like you're going really, really slow and really, really, really straight. Yeah. Oh, no, no, no, I'm carving it up. I'm going side by side kind of like a snowboarder would on the mountains.

So you feel like they're flocking outside to see you. No, I know they are. I made one turn and they all started clapping. No. I'm serious. What if they're like all gathering outside to just wait for the moment you fall? They're like, there he is. Let's see if he falls today.

That's messed up. I got five bucks on the old man falling, Timmy. You enter out. Yeah. Stay safe. Eddie, skateboards aren't meant for 37-year-old. Of course, safety first. Yeah.

Oh, do you wear a helmet? No, no, no. What are you kidding me? No, they'd have no respect for me if I did that. Can you do an Ollie? No, it's a long board. It's all about riding. It's kind of like the Harley of skateboards.

Oh, stop that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're so cool. I know. Okay, we got to get a, I want a video of you carving it up. Okay, easy. With your fans watching. Yeah.

I want the, what do they call that group of people to watch it go off. The gallery. I want the gallery watching you carve it up. You got it. All right. There is. Skater boy, Eddie. Do you wear like one of those white feeder shirts of the tire on your neck when you go down? No, man. I just wear my regular clothes. Okay. Bringing you

the good news right now. All positivity. That's our goal. There's so much sour stuff in the news. That's not while we're here. Why are we here, Amy? We're here to tell the good. That we're here to tell the good. Yeah. Can I get it? Amen. Amen. All right, thank you. Let's go. Tell me something good. How about this? Responding to a

call about an elderly woman who hadn't eaten, police show up, check on her, then decided to cook her breakfast and they hang out with her for like an hour. Wow. And just talk. So they make sure she's good, she is good. He's like, well, you know what? I checked on your well-being. We're safe.

How about I'm making some breakfast? Let's watch some TV because she's been by herself for a long time. And that's an officer that is just going on above and beyond. I love that. Amy, give me all something. Tom Mitchell is a mechanic who works on school buses and sometimes fills in driving and on one of his routes in Clarksville, Tennessee. He was taking a group of special needs students to school.

And that's where he noticed that one wheelchair-bound child was struggling to get out of her house and onto the bus. So he decided to do something about it. He built her a ramp. Wow. That's above and beyond. Woo. Can I get amen? Amen.

Thank you. Lunchbox. The mayor of Johnston, Iowa always wants the community to give back and she tries to raise money for the food pantry. So every $10 donation, she runs miles. So far this year, she's... Whoa, really? Yes. So far this year, she's run over 300 miles because people keep donating to the food pantry.

Wow. That's awesome. Can I get amen? Amen. Man, that's good news right there. See, don't you feel better? Yes. You feel better?

Yes. Thank you. Can you get amen? Amen. Thank you. Bobby Bonds. Bobby Bones show. Bonehead.

Dory up the day. This story comes to us from Little Rock. Arkansas. A man broke into a home when there was a lady there and he was like, I need some money. And she said, well, I don't have any cash. How about we go to the ATM? All right, all right, all right. So they go and they get $300. He goes, I want more. And she said, that's the limit. How about I write you a check? Oh, wow. Okay. So she's going to write the burglar to a check.

So he says, great. Oh, no. And so she wrote him a check for $800. Oh, wow. How generous. Yeah. Yeah. But Dono Robbins has his name on it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, man, she should have done it for more. Yeah, you should have him with that million-dollar check. So they got him.

So I got him. That's hilarious. Oh, man. I'm lunchboxed. That's your phone head story of the day. Yes, sir. How much would you like? 10 million?

100 million. Oh, heck, one billion it is. All right. Thank you. Ask the question all that, Amy. Oh, well, I was just looking at some old school pictures of Garth Brooks, and it made me think, like, back in the day, the radio people were probably interviewing him and hanging out with them and doing stuff not really knowing he was going to be the goat.

Garth Brooks. I'm like, who's going to be that of like our time? Like these people that come in our studio and we see them play for the first time. Like, who's going to grow up to be the Garth-ish? Eric Church, because he did a different. Sam Hunt because he did it way different and just sold. And people don't give Sam Hunt credit, not any for his music, but for just being like, to heck with the system. Like, you want a roll breaker? Like that dude's just like, I don't care what people think. And that's a big part of it. those are the people that I gravitate to, people that just don't care about rules. Because there are none.

You make your own rules. It's a good question. Who would you put on the list? Who will we like that in 15 years ago? Wow. I think Luke Bryan, I mean, he's just killed it. He's killed it. I think he's the man right now and will continue to be.

I think Rascal Flats, they've had a history and they're still going. They're spanning decades. I think they kind of already are what they are. They're a legendary band. They've done it. And they're back putting out hits again. Like Garth, I don't know if they're ever, Garth, I just. I just was using him because I was looking at young, young pictures of him, probably,

and I was picturing him walking in some radio station for the first time. I'm like, God, people probably didn't know what in the world he was going to turn into when they first saw him playing and stuff. But. So I felt about you. Like, people have no idea. Oh, really? Yeah, now I do.

Oh, thank you. Yeah, you're welcome. We play a game sometimes where I'll give you the real name of a country artist, and you give me the name we know them by. For example, the one that fooled you a bit ago was Thomas Luther. You had no idea that that was Luke Bryan. No idea. I love it. Yeah, I love it when you get that beat.

Boots on, stomp your feet. All right, so that's how the game works. Ready, Amy? Tracy Daryl. What country artist's the real name is Tracy Daryl? Tracy Lawrence. No, Trace Ack and jerk on the song. Some of these people, I thought the real names were the real, there are stage names, too.

This next one, I'm surprised by. Okay. Brad Douglas. Brad Paisley. Just because of the Brad, but, like, if I'm thinking about changing names, I'm probably going to, like, Brad Shocker. Not Brad Paisley. Or, you know, Brad Bonanza. Like, Paisley, such a, like, maybe it's like a grandfather or something.

I don't know the story behind his name. I thought that was his name. So what is it really? Brad Douglas. I'd be like Brad Bistro or something, you know, catchy. Yeah. Jason Williams. Jason Al Dean.

Yeah, some of these are so easy because they kept their first name. I wonder if Al Dean's like its middle name. That's also a thing too. Maybe it's like middle name. Hey, look up Jason. Al Dean, where that came from. I give you one more. Bob Richie

Bob Richie Garth Brooks Stop it Okay, okay, all right George Strait Stop it Why aren't you insulting the greatest Bob

I'm trying to think about Bob Richie Richie, Bob Richie Wait, what's wrong This could be their real names I'm not a son of insult Tim McGraw No

Kid Rock No you didn't You went through seven people. Okay, now that you say it, I know his real name's Bob. Ed, did you finally think about Aldine over there? No, I'm still reading. What are you reading? Oh, Wikipedia, man.

Oh, it's a middle name. It's Jason Aldine Williams, but it's spelled A-L-D-I-N-E. Aldine. Maybe. Wow. Yeah, so I thought it could be like a, it's his maiden name. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Blowing out birthday candles laid to a 1,500.

100% increase in bacteria on cake. Now, I only read this because, holy cow, I've been saying this for about years. All my life. There's no chance I ate a birthday cake with someone blows on it. I mean, but surely in your life you have. And you've been fine. I watch. No, no, no, no.

So you're telling me somewhere in your life, you've never had a birthday cake or someone's blown out to candles. Not that I watched it, no. Okay. Never have I watched someone spit into a cake and ate it. I don't mind. I will, and if they're passing. I don't know.

If they're passing it out, I'll go for a part where I don't think that it's, like, touch on the very, very side. Oh, it's gone everywhere, buddy. Bobby's, like, digging under the bottom of the cake, like, I mean. That's the whole top box. But the thing is, I've been saying this forever. You have. Think about a six-year-old, and when he... Ew, I just saw it came out of your mouth and you're 37.

Exactly. 37. But if you were blowing out candles, do you think you would spit? I don't think you would. I think it naturally comes out. You're still blowing things. Like, it's still, yeah. It's still gross.

Yeah. A new study out of Clemson says that it's a 1500%. And sometimes, like, if it really goes crazy, it's 14,000% increase. That's pretty cool. You pretty much is eating their tongue, like on their birthday cake. Like, here you go. Have some cake and some tongue. I follow this data site called 538.com.

And they did a whole story on the most rewatchable movies of all time. Like if it comes on, you can watch it again. And so here, 5, 4, 3, 2.1. Number 5 is Gone with the Wind. I've never seen it. Number four is the Lord of the Rings series. I watched it Because everybody loved it

I really wasn't into it Number three is the sound of music Never seen it Number two is the Wizard of Eyes Saw but I was like two Yeah And the number one is Star Wars What?

What? This is where's like Pretty Woman hitch? They do make the list Shawshank Redemption's at 8 Okay Forrest Gump's at 11 Dirty Dancing's at 13

Yeah So our movies start to hit a little later Pretty Woman's at 16 The Matrix is at 19 but if there are movies on, like basically any Will Smith movie, if it comes on. Like I always use Hitch is my example.

If Hitch is on, it doesn't matter where it is. If office space is on, I can watch that. If there's one more, the Sandlot. Oh, Sandlot. The sandlot, yeah. That's not for me. Okay, it's for me.

Pretty much, I say any Reese Witherspoon movie or Julia Roberts, I can sit there and rewatch it over and over. If what's on, can you rewatch it over and over. Lunchbox. Any Denzel Washington movie. I love them.

Pick one. Remember the Titans. Woo! They show that one on a lot of TV? Yeah. TBS? Do they? Oh, yeah.

You'd be flipping through. There it is. You just start watching them, man. Sunshine. And, you know, I mean, it's just like, ooh, boy, it's such a good movie. Eddie? Oh, mine's Field of Dreams.

If Field of Dreams is on, God, I'll watch it over and over. I don't ever see that on. I don't either. But maybe we just don't notice it because we don't care. Yeah, but I've seen it. Yeah, me too. It's a good one for sure.

Raymond. Anytime Titanic's on, I'm watching at least 30 minutes of it. That makes the list at number 14. Yeah, Titanic. The Avengers makes the list not at the very end of it, at number 25. What about Devil Wars Prada? No, but these are our own. Our own's different, too.

If Friends is on the TV show, it doesn't matter where it is and what an episode or when it is. It's amazing. You can just sit and watch. And you can watch seven of them in a row. You know what I mean? So, and I thought it was interesting. Is there any Will Smith movie I didn't like, I started to think. Did you like Pursuit of Happiness?

I loved it. I loved it. I loved it. I loved it. I loved it. I loved it. I loved it. It made me sad, though.

Yeah. They were living in the bathroom. Oh my gosh. That's a tough one. Yeah. I guess we'll go now. Bobby bones. Our producer, Eddie, has a four-year-old, and his four-year-old was freaking out.

Because if you get her flu shy, now I get freaking out, but he wanted to punch the nurse and then take the needle and turn it on the nurse. Yeah, it's too much. You can't do that. Which is just a little too much. So I said, hey, how have your kids embarrassed you? Anne is on. Ann. Hey.

Thank you for calling. Go ahead. No problem. So a few years ago when my oldest was about three years old, I was eight months pregnant with her baby sister. We had just went to the zoo. I was exhausted. Had to go to the grocery store and pick up some stuff for dinner. Well, I was very, very pregnant.

So I got one of those electric shopping cart type things. and for some reason she just started throwing an absolute horrible fit in the store. I don't even know about what. I couldn't pick her up and console her because I was so pregnant. She was big. Couldn't put her in the shopping, the electric shopping car because of safety hazards. And I just had to sit there for like 10 minutes and listen to her scream and wail about absolutely nothing. So what happened?

You just waited her out? She'd fall asleep. Yeah, eventually. Eventually I got her to calm down and like walk next to the shopping cart, with me, but it was about 10 minutes of sitting in the produce section, just her freaking out. Yeah. Amy's about to experience this. Oh, big time.

Yeah. At once. Yeah. Well, I have things like, because my children don't know etiquette. Like, they take food out of their mouth if they don't like it and throw it over their shoulder. Because that's what they do at the orphanage. So when we're out to eat at a restaurant, that's what they do. And I'm like, oh, gosh.

I'm like, no. I can't wait for that. I can't wait for those kind of stories. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's going to make my heart full. Of all the stories, that's going to make my heart the fullest. When they decide they don't like the spaghetti, they pull it out of their mouth to throw it on a table behind them.

Yeah, I mean. Bring the kids, I say. Waiters, they don't know how to work. My daughter yells at the waiter. Meat, meet, meet. That was my nickname of college. Hey, we're going to come back. Let me take some more calls in a second.

The Bobby Jones Show. Nicole in Indiana. How are you? Great. How are you guys? I'm really good. Thank you for calling the show. Awesome. Thank you for having such a great show. I love it. I listen to you guys every morning on my way to work. I appreciate that. Is there anything you'd like to say to anybody here on the show?

Yes. I mean, all you guys are fantastic. And I know, and I love how you guys are big supporters of the police department and the fire department. I'm a firefighter's wife. So it means so much to my husband to hear you guys and all your support that you show for the, for them guys. So, I mean, that's a big thing for us. Nicole, let me ask you a question. Sure. First of all, thank you. But I want to ask you a question as a firefighter's wife. So, like, when your husband goes to work, there's got to be a little bit of stress every single day, right?

Because at any time, he can get a call to have to go into a super dangerous situation. Well, in our town, we're like, we're really small. So it's all volunteers. So the guys that we have, they have day jobs and then, you know, the fire department. So, I mean, they're on call 24-7. I mean, even when they're at work, they have their pages on. My husband takes his to work with him, and he's also a first responder. So he does both.

And, you know, every time he walks out that door, you know, yeah, my heart kind of skips a beat. You know, it's a quick, you know, quick peck on the cheek. I love you and be safe, and I'll see you when I see you. And then, you know, our kids say a little prayer for him and everybody that's going out to do what they do and for the people that are involved, you know. So, yeah, I mean, it can be very scary. But, you know, he loves his job. So he's been doing it. This is his sixth year doing it.

So he absolutely loves it. Well, tell him we say hello, and we appreciate him. And if you're listening right now and you are a police officer or you are a firefighter or you're in the military, like you're doing things that we don't do because we're scared and we got in radio. So without you guys doing that, like, man, that anyway, I appreciate you. I appreciate you. And thank you for calling. Tell your husband we say hello. And again, what you do too.

I mean, you keep him in a place for him to be able to go do what he does. I do. And our kids just love it. My daughter thinks it's so cool. She tells everybody that listens to her that her stepdad. is a firefighter, and she wants to be just like him when she grows up. That's awesome. So it is so awesome.

Well, thank you for listening to the show, and thanks for taking the time to call us this morning. No problem. Thank you guys. All right. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. All right. There we go. Man, look at that right there. Let's go.

Bobby Bones. The Bobby Bones show. Man, everybody waits for this. People tell these jokes all day, I've heard. I get a message at 3 p.m. Just told the morning, corny. Thanks for that. So Amy tells this joke until she bombs one, and then it goes to one.

guys. But I've been on a pretty good streak lately. Oh, thank you. Here we go. The Morning Corny. What happened to the baby chicken that misbehaved at school? What happened to the baby chicken that misbehaved at school? It was egg spelled. These chicken jokes.

Yeah, I like it. There's not a roll. Exactly. There's some good chicken jokes. That was the morning corny. There you go. Bobby Boney Show. Remember the experiment we did with Eddie's kid, and it was like, if you feed him a vegetable every day for three weeks,

he'll start to like the vegetable. Yeah. The vegetable you chose was the sweet potato. Yeah, pretty easy. He hated it at first. He did not like it. But then he started to be okay with it. Yeah.

Now he doesn't love it, but he'll eat it. So you decided to kind of modify a new experiment a little bit. All right, what's that? Well, if you notice carrots, little baby carrots, look a lot. like Cheetos. And he loves Cheetos. That's funny. So what I did was mix in a little bit of baby carrots and Cheetos and see if you notice

the difference. You put baby carrots in the Cheetos. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's awesome. I know. Okay, so then you did what? You went up to him with a phone and recorded him? Yeah, I said, go ahead, eat your veggies.

Okay. Eat those Cheetos, the big ones. This? The big ones. What's that cheetos? Yes. What? What is that?

What is that? The carrot. Are you sure? Let me see that. Taste it. It is a carrot. It is a carrot. Oh, do you like it?

As much as a Cheeto? All right. Hey, he's smarter than I thought. He noticed the difference one. But two, he wouldn't have a problem eating the carrots. Because it looked like a Cheeto. Do you think that affected his mind? For sure, it has the same crunch.

You call it like a healthy Cheeto. Totally. and he won't know the difference. That's funny. Man, he's talking so much better. It's wild here Eddie's kids to grow up just because I see them. And they look like Eddie with hair, like just different stages. Yes.

They do. More hair than I do, yeah. But it's crazy to hear, like, their vocabulary getting bigger. And he talks on like real, he's like a real human now. I know it. Tell Eddie Jr. Jr., we still hell out. Amy and her husband got a massage, which I think is a good thing because it was a surprise, right? Yeah, he just thought it would be something cool.

I always try to ask him for couples massages, but it's not like one of his favorite things to go do, but we've done it, you know, a handful of times in our 10 years of marriage. And he booked one, surprised it for me. And he's like, guess what? I'm coming with you. It's kind of our last, like, kind of something we could do before the kids come. Now, I know that there's always, I want a girl, masseuse. My husband and I both always want girls.

And he told me, he said, hey, don't worry, gave him a heads up, that. we both wanted girls. I'm like, perfect. And we're all in the same room. It's fine. Well, this has happened before in our handful of massages that we've had together where a guy and a girl walk out. And I'm like, oh, my goodness, there's the guy masseuse and the girl masseuse. And so I look at my husband and I know, I know he'll just be like, well, I'll pass on the massage today.

If you get stuck with a guy. Wait, wait, wait, wait. He would just leave the room instead of getting stuck with the guy? Yes. He would be like, eh, I'll come back another time. That's funny. You just do your thing. I'll meet you on the other side.

I'm like, okay. So I just know I have to take one for the team and I'll take the guy, even though I don't like guys, and he can get the girl. And I mean, I get it. Plus, he was sweet enough to book the home massage for me as a gift. So that's what we ended up doing. Well, then we're like comparing.

Are you naked? Yeah. Well, I wear underwear. We both do. Okay, so he's not naked either. You guys don't get butt. I don't have a butt naked either. Some people do.

We both wear underwear. And then you know you have on a white robe and then you take it off and you crawl in. And they leave the room and they come back in. Yeah. So we're like talking afterwards and comparing notes when, you know, we're driving home. And I'm like, you're not going to believe this. I was like, but my dude, like, stuck his finger.

Wait, what? You didn't have a dude person. Oh, you did have the dude. I did have the dude. Is that weird that he, like, sees your underwear? I mean, he tucked the sheet into my underwear. That's weird. So I don't know if he ever really saw it because it's like he took it.

I don't know. Is that weird? Is that weird from the like he, it's like he lift. It's like the sheet was over me. But the next thing I knew he was like lifting up my underwear, but tucking the sheet in it. That's what I mean. Listen, I don't know enough about being a masseuse. Okay.

Well, that wasn't even the weird part though. But saying it out loud now feels weird. Yes, I had the dude. And he was massaging my temples and they moved down to my house. ears and then he massaged my earlobs and I was like oh that's kind of nice you know whatever and then he stuck his fingers in my ears and I just thought it was so weird and my husband was like oh my gosh like why did he do that I'm like I don't know yeah it was weird so then he's like well when you were face down he's like you probably didn't even notice this but my girl left the room to go pee

Where did you guys go? Is this like one of those special places? No, no, it was nice. And he said she kept apologizing profusely because I guess that just like should not happen. But it's an hour long massage. I mean, I feel bad for them. If they had to go to the bathroom, like I would want them to go. But apparently it was an emergency and she had to go and she came back.

And I was like, oh, how long was she gone? And he was like, I don't know, several minutes. We still finished at the same time, and all I could think about is that he got shorted. Like, she should have given him extra. And then he also said she did this awesome thing where she, the skin that's in between your big toe and your middle toe. The web? Yes. She, like, pulls it.

What is happening? She pulled a webbing. And squeezed it and pulled it and pulled it and put pressure if she had by pressure there. And he told me that was the best thing ever. Now I know. And that you pulled webbing? Well, I don't know. I haven't yet, but now I know that's something that he really likes.

And we wouldn't have found that out if she hadn't have done that. So thank you. You needed that new touch. Yeah. Anyway, it was really awesome but awkward. The whole day. I mean, our whole experience was. really great but then when you're just like when you're in the car we're like what what just

happened but yeah take a breath yeah yeah that's funny good story though I do think that the underwear things weird yeah I didn't even think about that till you started asking me what I would just be like if I were a dude and it's dark in there you know yeah but not really their eyes get used to it mm that's true that would be weird like I'd granny panty it up me yeah I mean I would go and like full 1920 swimwear. Oh, well, that's what you think I wear anyways, so. Oh, yeah, for sure it is.

Sometimes, like, Amy's beige. Nude color. It's nude. Yeah, her nude-colored underwear, it comes up half her back. And you're like, bleh. It's supposed to be, you know, blend with the skin. Yeah. Nothing worse than nude-colored underwear.

Okay. Beh. All right. Anything else I'm going to talk about. Are we good? Ray, should we go or no? Sorry I couldn't stop laughing my back Thank you

Mr. Bobby Bones on Instagram Get your bones on dip We like to play a game called Easy Trivia We're gonna play easy music trivia So I'll ask you an easy music trivia question Amy lunchbox Answer the question

Okay What's been the number one Best Selling country album this year So far Easy music trivia. The number one best-selling country album this year. I'm in for the win. I'm in.

Need the name of the album, Amy? It's the name of the album. Go ahead. I took a song. I did song. That's not the question. Shoot, I did Body Like a Back Road. Lunchbox?

The name of the album is Body Like a Backroad. We did the same thing. It's Chris Stapleton from A Room. Oh. Wrong artist. One song. Imagine if Chris Stapleton's saying body like a backroad? He'd probably crush it.

Oh, I know it would be amazing. Just be a little different. Hips like honey! Took me six weeks. Like six weeks. With a braids and a hair. Like Cadillac seeds. Man.

You sound like Phantom of the opera. Yeah. What are you doing? That's why Chris Tableton. Amy's riffing with this. I can rip. I know. Okay.

All right. All right. Go. What's the best-selling country band of all time. I'm in. Easy music trivia. The best selling country band of all time.

I'm in for the win. Okay. Is that a round band? Lunchbox. I'm my boys from ZBB. Alabama. Ah, it's a little matter of time. 46.5 million

U.S. units sold. Is it because they're older? They've definitely had more time to sell, yeah. That's the answer. Most of all times mean because they're older. I know. I guess we should have. Rarely are the all-timers like 19.

Hey, some of these people, I don't know. Number eight. An axe is also known as what instrument. Oh, come on. Easy music trivia. An axe is known. I've been dominating this trivia. I'm in for the win.

You have zero right. An axe. And so does Amy. Amy has zero right. Go ahead. An axe. Electric guitar. Lunchbox.

It's a guitar. I'll accept both those answers. Okay. Correct. All right. We have two more questions. Give my axe. It's a tie.

How about... Who's the lead singer of Queen? Who was? The lead singer of Queen. Oh, that's easy. That's the original. Good technicality there. Thank you.

Because I was confused. Dang it. I think if this person's living or... Who was the lead singer of Queen? Easy music trivia. I'm in for the win. I'm going to get so much hate for this if this is wrong. Amy?

Boy, George. What on earth? Wow. What in the world did you go on with that? Yeah, you might get a little hate on that. I mean, that's why I'm glad you clarified who was. Yeah. Because Freddie Mercury.

Oh, that's it. That's it. Wait, wait, wait. Time to say it again. Freddie Mercury. What? Freddie Mercury. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. That's what I said. Oh, okay. Boy George was Culture Club and then Boy George. Thank you. I knew he was in a band. I knew he had died. That's why when you were like, oh, man.

I did. George, die? No, he's still alive. He's still kicking it. Yeah, he is. He looks nothing like he used to. That's why so much of me felt so wrong about that answer. Lifebox's at 1-0. I give you one final question. Yeah. Easy music tribute. Who's the best-selling

musical duo of all time? Duo! Duo? Okay. Who knows a lot of duo? Country? No, all-time. All-dios. Duo. All-time. All-time. Oh, I know. All-time.

So it's not Dan and shit. I'm in, I'm in, I'm gonna go a little more. I'm in for the win. It's not Megan and Liz. Oh, wait, I think I know who it is. Can I change? No, we're in. No, no.

Someone just hit me like, oh, that could be good. What do you have written down? I got Simon and Garfunkel. That's a pretty good guess. That's a really good guess. That's all I got. What would you have said, though? I would have said, Marie and Danny Osmond.

Oh, would you like to change your answer. No, I was there with Simon Garfunkel. And they found in my head last minute. They found out of because they're really popular. I don't have either of those. Good. Because he's wrong on both of them.

But the fact you went to... First of all, the Ozmen's would have been a thing of the family. Whatever. No, you're wrong. Amy, go ahead. I'm going to go with my good friends, Hall and Oates. Wow! And you're going to talk.

Oh, that's all right. All right, tiebreaker. Tiebreaker. Tiebreaker. I love on your old men. Let's say who gets the closest. Closest wins. Okay.

How many members are in the Zach Brown band? I'm in. How many members? You heard the way. You're asking dumb. Excuse me? Say it again. Well, I'm in for the win.

All right. Amy, what do you have? Seven. Lunchbox, what do you have? Sorry. It's seven. Oh, it's eight. You tied.

Okay, how about this one? Yeah, Amy, good job. Yeah. No, you didn't get it right. Speed round. Oh, speed. That means yell. Yell your name or the answer.

Yall your name. Okay. What country, singer had the nickname the man in black. Amy. Lunchbox? No. No.

Lunchbox? Oh, I know. Oh, come on, boys. I know. Johnny Cash! I've been. He's going to win. Hey, Johnny!

I've been everywhere. He's dancing. What's wrong with you? I'm being everywhere, man. What's what's wrong with me? I'm a band of black. He is wearing black today. Yeah.

Okay. That's it. Brooks. What is probably worn black before? All right. Lunchbox, congratulations, but all right. The Bobby Gones Show. So we do this show, right?

We have this show, and it's this big radio show, blah. And so we're on all over the country. I'm amazed to. How we've lasted, don't ask me. But we do weather in a lot of the cities that we're in. And so Amy does the weather. But producer Raymond has said he'd like to start doing the weather. But he's invented his character.

And what is his character? Well, it's Crazy Ray, the weather guy, but I get really into the weather forecast, because I love weather. Okay, and I haven't heard this pitch yet. And this is how something will happen, but someone will come and go, hey, I got a new idea for a segment. Mostly it's lunchbox. I'd do that impression. Hey, hey, here's what I do, right? Ants he's doing really bad. You take the phone in the bathroom. No, no, no. Okay, so here's Crazy Ray, the weather guy doing the weather. Yeah, I'm going to do, let's, I'll do Vegas right here.

Okay, so this is Vegas weather, and this is what you would like to do every day? Yeah. Okay, so do I just hit the music? Yeah, just hit that. Okay, and do you count me down or I don't know this works? Just hit it. Okay, here we go. Woo!

It is crazy rain. Your weather guy, Vegas! What up? Here's your weather today, mostly sunny, high, near 75. Hot! That's it. I'm nuts. I know you're nuts, but you need to close.

Okay. You'd be like, I'm rain. That's crazy weather. And then there's a got to be out. All right. out. Yeah, do it again. But that's all that you have input-wise. That wasn't bad, but Sunday

5 is not hot. This is the pitch. The pitch doesn't ever have to be perfect. Okay, okay. This is the pitch. All right, ready. Try again? All right, I'm going to do St. Louis. Okay, San Luis shout out. Here we go. Ready, three? Two. 93-7 the bull. Mostly sunny high in your 56. I'm rain at your crazy weather.

Dude, you're going to pop a vessel. You can't do that. You sound like Stephen Tyler, dude. Do you have any other cities over there? Yeah, I got them. What else you have? You want to do New Orleans? Nola?

Sure. All right. New Orleans. Here's crazy Ray the weather guy. New one guy, 101. One of one. W.N.O.E. poorly sunny.

High near 70. Nola. Shout out. Dude, he's got something. He does, but he doesn't hurt himself. I like it. So he won't last is what you're saying.

I mean, you have a stretch. You want me to do Austin? My only, here's my only, again, if I were ever, like, perfecting the craft of this, is your yelling is crazy, but you got to add something crazy in there, too. All right. Like something like when you were like, it's so hot, you get the egg on the sidewalk and watch your burning is crazy hot. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's something, there's always an element you got to add.

Okay. You're missing that. Okay. So you're going to do Austin now? Yeah. All right. Crazy Ray, the weather guy. I have to do a boring tag with it, though, so just FYI.

There's like a thing. I have to give a shout out to local meteorologist. Okay. But then make that great. Hey, you're crazy, dude. Yeah, you don't make it boring. It's crazy. Remember, you're, you don't go crazy than go in.

Also, shout local meteorologist, jimmed it. You know what? Be crazy. Here we go. Three, two. Hi, Austin. It's Crazy Ray. I got to tell you this. What happened to crazy? I was going to go into that and then I get crazy. I have to give a shout out to this local meteorologist. Crazy Ray's only crazy. He's only crazy.

What was that? That was lame right. I had to go. I mean, it's going to be long, but go. Okay, here we go. You're crazy. Here we go. Three, two, one. Austin, wow! Here's your acut. Acu fox. The weather forecast for chief meteorologist scuffet. Yeah. That's a lot. That's what I'm telling you. It's a mouthful.

You got to be crazy. And nail it, though. All right, here we'll try more time. Ray's pitch his crazy weather character. He'd like to do weather in all the cities being Crazy Ray. All right. You got to hit it, though. You ready?

Three, two. Austin! Whoa! It's Crazy Ray, your weather guy. Shout out to Scott Fisher. Here's your weather. Mostly sunny. Hot!

Don't go outside. 76. I'm right. That's your crazy weather. Oh! He said hot. 76. Don't go outside.

It's probably going to be the most beautiful day ever. He said it's hot Don't go outside That's good Dude I like I think you like got better at it You want to throw one more bone in there Do you have any of a city?

Hey guys Good boss and a shout out I have Washington D.C. There we go One more WMZQ Now remember you get to add that Like you just did Don't go outside even though it's not right

It's so crazy to say I like it though It's so crazy to say All right Pitching the crazy rate weather Here we go 3 2 He's crazy Ray your weather guy Washington, D.C., shout out.

Here's your weather forecast, sunny, high near 58. If you get 20 degrees colder, it's going to be freezing, snowing. Oh, it won't be hot. That's crazy. Anything that's entertaining. I like it. But he's going to be exhausted by the time that's over. You're going to do all the cities.

That's crazy. Okay. Hey, they had twice Crazy Ray. That's exactly what he wanted to do. That's nice work. Hey, hey, you got me. I don't know that you can pull that off every day, but I do like the idea of the character.

All right. We'll have a meeting. Oh, man. There's crazy Ray the weather guy. Man. And who knew it froze at 38 degrees? Hey, that's crazy. He's crazy.

He says if it's 20 degrees colder, it'll snow. Well, yeah. No, that's 38. Yeah, it's 38. So it's not... First of all, he said, if it's 30 rain, it's going to snow, and if it's 75, it's too hot to go outside. But he's crazy.

What do you expect? Man, so happy you guys could spend even just a few minutes with us today. Thank you so much. Got to go. Hopefully you guys will be around. We'll be around. I'm around all day, actually. Mr. Bobby Bones on Twitter and Instagram.

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