The Bobby Bones Show - Amy’s Daughter Calls 911 + Bobby Passes Out More Invites To His Memorial Day Party + Friday Morning Conversation With Mat Kearney

Episode Date: May 25, 2018

Bobby passes out his final round of invites to his Memorial Day party. Amy tells us about her daughter calling 911 yesterday. Also, Bobby geeks out over today’s Friday Morning Conversation guest Mat Kearney. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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send segments in and sometimes we do it called rejected segments and ray yells out rejected segments let's do it live this time on the this is stuff this is stuff we didn't get to oh my gosh okay ready raymond go ahead rejected segments amy sent this in okay okay okay okay can't wait to defend myself well no it's not just that it's then when people create games like mike d he'll create the whole game and send it to me and sometimes it gets used but he creates the whole game so amy says this i create the game no hold Like, do I come up with the idea? I want my, okay, go. Amy says, since Priscilla Presley's birthday was Thursday,

maybe we could play some sort of Elvis game. Or? But first of all, or a name-the-famous parents game. You know, Mike comes up with the list. So basically she just threw a, like a completely broad idea and then also sending that Mike should do it. Yes, game idea so that Mike can come up with it so I can play. You can take it and create a game and step out

I mean Eddie all I do is win He'll just win anyway That's true He doesn't always win For sure I was like How long has it been such lunchboxes We won a game Like I can't remember like a game that he actually won

I won a couple times this week Yeah Yeah if you went by the technical rules I've won a couple But I mean that doesn't count I guess What are the technical rules? I have no idea what you just said Well on one we went to overtime

But if you listen to the audio back I was the first one. But you didn't win. See, that's what I'm saying. If you go by the technical rules, I did win. Yes, we always play by the technical rules because those are the rules. Right. That's what I'm saying. But you didn't give me the win even though I got in first with the answer. Here's another Amy suggested segment.

Oh, great. Ready, Ray, hit it. Are all of these mine? Go ahead. Rejected segments. Amy wrote that her husband is 40 years old and just found that he can rip off a banana and just pay for it individually. How did he not know this? He thought he had to

buy the whole bunch. I mean, other people know this, right? That's interesting. Thank you. That's interesting that he didn't know that. Oh. He's so smart. Okay. He thought if there, in order to buy the banana, it had to be a single banana sitting by itself or whatever, but that if you wanted, you had to pick out the best bunch that you wanted. He thought at the store, you get in trouble for freeing it off. Clearly he hasn't bought that many bananas, but I blew my mind. He could not, he didn't know that.

But whoever just buys an individual banana. Well, if I was going, just wanted a banana, I would. Exactly. Yeah, but he felt like the employees would be like, what are you doing, ripping that banana off? I'm like, just take the banana. All right, there you go. There's that segment. Pretty good segment.

Okay, thank you. I also felt like Amy really puts extra effort into it if I say it's going to fail. Like, if we just did that on the air, I was like, hey, so Amy's husband didn't know she should be like, yeah. Be crickets? Yeah. But now she's trying to prove it. No, I'm giving you the, okay, great. This is Amy creating games.

Ready? Let's do, name the highway that's in the song, and then she gives one example and then Mike to create the rest of the game. I'm going to start doing that. I like that. I thought to Mike about this. Like, he can come up with the games. Like, if you like the idea, why wouldn't you want me playing it? I agree with you. I mean, there's no, I'm not going to create a game if I got to sit out.

I'll give you the idea and then you come up with the questions. I'm not going to Pat Sejack this place. You can take one for the team, Amy, and create a game for the show to play with. you've done it before you're you're someone that cares about the show more than yourself but who's gonna play if i don't well eddy wins everything anyway thank you again here we go again i know that okay okay what else what else did we what else did amy sin that got rejected raymond rejected segments amy said i order this on amazon today since the intern thinks i'm old looking and it's a rubber anti-aging face slimmer mouth muscle tightener yeah you put it in your mouth and

And then you like do these, you go, A, A, A, O, ooh with it in your mouth. And I ordered an Amazon Prime. It should be here tomorrow. Can't wait. I'll let you know once it gets in, but I'll probably prep about it and it'll get rejected. But as we still talked about it here, I think that they're funny or I wouldn't have brought them up. I do it in just a little bit. What's next?

Do you have more bones? Yeah. Yeah, I said it more. From her? Yeah, man, got rejected. You want more rejected ones from you? I mean, yeah, why not? I don't really have anymore.

That's all you sent in the last day or so. I have one here from Morgan number two. She wants to call lunchbox out for hiring a Sterminator because he's Mr. Manly Man and he can't get rid of his own bugs. It's not a bug. It's an animal. It's a creature. And I put out a trap thinking it was a possum.

And it took the bait and left. So I did some Googling and they said, that's a raccoon. And I ain't messing with no raccoon. Didn't you go to try to find the raccoon in Hillary's attic? Yeah, but I couldn't find it. But you looked for it. There was nothing up there. No, that was a possum.

We weren't worried about being a raccoon. But you didn't know what it was. Listen. Wait, you're scared of a raccoon? A raccoon will whoop your butt. No, it won't. I was around raccoons my whole life. Oh, so you've ever fought a raccoon?

I never got to fist fight with one, no. So you have no idea if it'll beat you up or not. Put your nukes up, raccoon. I just feel like you could take on a raccoon if you wanted to. You just get a net or a gun, or depending how you want to handle it. I'm not going to be putting bullet holes in my wound. basement. You don't shoot guns anyway.

Well, that's what I'm saying. You said, get a gun. I'm not going to go down in my basement. Me shooting at a raccoon. It goes out the wall, hits the neighbor. Bow and arrow. No, no, no, no, no. Jab.

So, yeah, I called an exterminator to get the raccoon out of there. I'm not even messing with you. I would call it exterminator. But the fact that you think you have to fistfight a raccoon to actually claim your territory. I told you raccoon. I'll live here. Hey, Maker. And you feel like you have all these, like, crazy stories in your head of raccoons fighting

people. Arrucan. Ayukin. That's a great. Karayu wins. Ah, who can. Finish him. Finish him.

What is that from? Mortal Kombat. Yeah. Or Street Fighter. Yeah. Both of them actually. Harukin is from Street Fighter, but finish him. It's from Mortal Kombat.

Okay. I don't know. Raccoon wins. Yes. See? This is a rejected segment. But I think the fact that we talk about it the rejected way makes it funny.

Like, that's what makes it funny. Then we go, this segment sucks, and then we make fun of the segment, and then it turns into something. I love it when Lunchbox is trying to make a point and you Google something and it stays quiet for five minutes. Oh, I'm just reading, I'm trying to find out about how, if you should approach a raccoon or not.

You shouldn't approach anything staring at. Anything. Even a bird. Oh, no, a bird. You ever fist fought a bird? I'm not to burn down before. I fought many birds. There's nothing to do that.

I beat up a pigeon back in NOM. Depends on the bird. Like if there's an ostrich, you're not messing with that thing. No, you don't mess with ostrich is. Their eyeballs are the same size as ours. It's crazy. That's a weird fact. If you ever looked at those things, they're really strange looking.

Of all the things. Okay. So, yeah, that's that. And see, and it says relocating or killing raccoons without a permit is forbidden. Oh, now you're Mr. Permit. I'm not going to break the law. guys. Right.

Okay. Well, as we head into the weekend, here's today's show. We had Matt Carney come by today. If you, you don't get to hear

his performance today because we can't play music on this, but you go and watch it on YouTube. That was pretty phenomenal. Eddie and I geeked out a little bit.

Oh, man. And that's always fun for us because it's cool to bring people you really like. So here we go with Friday's show. Ah, Oaken.

Raccoon wins. When are you getting when are you getting the raccoon lunchbox is out of your house. Man, they've been trying. They haven't been able to get them. They put some traps up and... Oh, you've already called the Exterminator. Oh, yeah. The exterminator's been to my house a couple times. Are they like, oh,

because you can hear it sometimes. On the downstairs bathroom, you can hear, on the bathtub, you can hear it going, and you're like, uh, that's not good. Lunchbox, what if that's your little ghost friend? No, that was back in Austin. Ghost didn't move houses. It's been the same house the whole time, but yeah, it's a

raccoon. Ghosts can't move houses? No, why would he moved up here with you? What if he was in the back seat? You wouldn't see him anyway. He misses you. No, no, no, the ghost wasn't in my house. How many times you've driven back and forth from Nashville to Austin? And you're telling me that not one time he could have got in the back seat.

No, because I didn't go to that house. He couldn't walk down the street. He's a ghost. He could do whatever he wants, dude. He should show up. I mean, he could be in the room right now. Yeah, but he's not. Hold on.

Listen, listen. Oh, there it is. Hey, make fun of you want. Oh, man. Oh, man. I don't know what guys are laughing at, but that's a raccoon noise and that ghost isn't here. And that ghost trapped you in the closet. It did.

One time I was spending the night over at Mark's house walking to the bathroom, and that ghost shoved me in the closet. It got real cold, and I couldn't open the door. Did you ever see Mark's dad anywhere around? What do you mean? Yeah, he was around all the time. Could it have been him? No. Like, you're just walking, and he's like, and shoved you in the closet?

No. Why would his dad shove me in the closet? That's so weird. Just a play truck on you? No. And when we would be there after school, you would see footprints on the stairs and the door, the front door, you'd lock it. Five minutes later, unlock. No joke.

Could it have been a raccoon? No. It was a kid that died in that house. There's no kid that died in that house. Yes, he did. Okay. Why are his feet wet? Mark had a pool. The kid drowned the pool.

Oh, he did. Yes. Are we sure that's a real story? I don't know. Why would I make that up? And by the way, how do we know they were wet? He just said footprint. I didn't say they were wet.

But then Lunchbox said he had a pool. Because now Lunchbox is making things to go with the story. No, I feel like before summer my head of the years of hearing this story, I know that the ghost was wet. Because lunchbox didn't end up wet or something. No, I said it got really cold in the closet. That's when he had tuberculosis and he would wake up covered in sweat. Yeah, I did have that. That's crazy.

Crazy. Can you imagine if our show was like this? I love it. Oh, our show is awesome like this. I mean, it's the podcast part, but I mean... Oh, it's not the real show? No. Oh.

This is the post-show, pre-show. I didn't realize that. It's real to me. Yeah, it's all real. Here we go. This is where all the good segments make it. That's right. That's right.

Tell your friends. All right. Well, we'll see you. Here, we're going to start the show and we'll be back next week. What? Okay. What? I don't know if you had parting words for anybody.

Do you want to say anything, Amy? I just hope everyone has a really great weekend All right Thank you very much And away we go Yeah, how about this Transmating across America This is the Bobby balls

Yeah, good morning, welcome to Friday show Good morning, studio Morning Yeah, how about this? I just got a message They came in yesterday, Low Cash Preston says we're coming to your party.

Oh, the RSVP. Yeah, I put that on the guest list there for the old Monday pool party, barbecue, friendship gathering. So, yeah, I just got a message early. Those guys that do those shows stay up so late. I guess you just get into that habit, huh, where you do a show, you get offstage at 11 or 12. By the time you wind down, it's two or three.

And then you're just up. Yeah, you just live that life. It's tough for me because on weekends, I'll go on stage, my stand-up comedy act at nine or so. The show starts at seven or eight, depending. And I'll go on at nine or nine-thirty. I'll do an hour, get off at 10.30, go to sleep about 12, 12, 30.

But then I have to switch, and then on Monday, get up at 3 o'clock again. Like a zombie. Yeah, I don't know how you do it. I'm constantly time-zoned. You know what I mean? Like, it's always switching. Your body's so confused.

My body's a Wonderland, actually. I'm glad you mentioned that. Okay. Yes, yes. Hey, speaking to John Mayor, Lindsay L's album came out today, the Continuum Project, which is her recreating John Mayer's full album. And so, why don't we play some of Waiting on the World to Change?

Here we go. This is from Lindsay L. So there's that. That's out today. It's really good. I was nervous because at the time we were together, and that was my favorite album, too, and is my favorite album. So I was very nervous.

She's going to not do a great job. But she did a great job. And, yeah, good for her. Tim McGraw has a new song out today, by the way. It's humble and kind in Spanish. Now, before I hit Tim McGraw doing it, Eddie, can you sing this? Oh, yeah, yeah. My favorite verse is...

No, no, no, no. Sing the chorus. Oh, okay. What I'm going to be humble and kind. Okay, here's that. The actual thing in Spanish was and it was me. Well, I don't know to say humble in Spanish. Gosh.

All right. But you should know that, right? I should, but I don't know humble. Okay, here is Tim McGraw doing humble and kind in Spanish. Go ahead. What are you thinking about that, Eddie? That's really good. Although he's not singing, always be humble and kind.

He says something like, don't ever forget to be kind or something. It translates to never forget to love. That's it. Oh. That's why he can do it better than me. I'd rather him do, Siempre be humble and kind. It's Tex-Mex style.

Is that what you are more than Mexican? Your Tex-Mex? Yes. When I talk to my parents, they speak to me in Spanish, and I speak to them in English. my whole life Mike D what are you more

are you more Mexican or Hispanic or what Mexican So Mike D's Mexican Like he's fluent Spanish And Eddie's Tex-Mex Correct And I'm more

Arcanza Texan Nashville And Yes We're all something Hey we're all somebody From somewhere right Well here we are It's Friday show

Amy anything you want to address Today on the show As we start I'm Texan You're Texan Yeah, but I took eight years of Spanish. And my dad's fluent. Does that count?

Your dad's very fluent, yeah. Yeah, but he grew up in South Texas where they speak Spanish. In Arkansas, we don't even call queso-coso. We call it cheese dip. That's how non-Spanish I was growing up. I was like, I'll take some cheese dip, please. And so when I moved to Texas, they were like, Koso.

I was like, man, you guys are crazy. What's his Koso? Koso. Recognizing people, doing cool, Thanks. It's ICU. A big old ICU to Nakaya Yates, 10 years old, riding to school with the grandma, and her grandma Valerie had a medical emergency, lost control of the car.

Now, little girl's 10. She grabs the wheel, dodges a pedestrian, steers the car out of the way of oncoming traffic. Again, she's 10. Wow. She got the car pulled over and called 911 from her grandmother's phone. Paramedics responded quick enough, got them both to the hospital. She's okay.

The grandma's okay. The granddaughter's okay. everybody's okay but she's 10 you have an 11 year old daughter can you imagine her no no but yeah maybe I should let her start driving yeah for sure practicing on the highway something that's a cool story 10 years old that's a big old I see you now let's go to Ray with the news the Bobby bone show big three stories it's producer Raymond in Canada at a restaurant two men left a homemade bomb inside a restaurant, injuring more than a dozen people.

They're still searching for the two men pictures are online. In Oklahoma City, at a restaurant, a suspect opened fire injuring people, but then was shot and brought down by an armed civilian. And finally, have a great Memorial Day weekend. Weather-wise, a lot of rain and severe weather in the south and Midwest. The rain's going to be in the south all weekend long, so definitely safe travels if you're headed anywhere. Megan and Georgia.

Hey. What up? Hey, someone called last week about my car because I have a sticker that says B-Team and a sticker that says Temp and Joy. Yeah, I remember that. Do you guys remember that? Yes. Are you in Georgia? That is what he said? Yeah, Columbus.

Yeah, I remember that. And they're like, shout out Lisa. And I was like, no, my name's not Lisa, because I literally just bought this Jeep from my mom. Not my mom, my mother-in-law. And that day, I had to went and got my tag train to say B-Team. Oh, so you have your license plate that says B-Team. And that's what I said. hey Lisa and I was like, no, it's not Lisa.

So now my tag has B Team. Your actual license plate, your tag, say B Team. Yeah. How much that cost? That was only like $50. Only. Dang, got a money to your back yard? Well, my husband said he's never driving my Jeep ever.

Yeah, but I think the B Team's a pretty cool thing. You know, it's a group of like-minded listeners that just want to do a lot of good for the world, don't I mean? Oh, yeah. That's what we're here to do. I appreciate that, Megan. Thanks for representing. Appreciate you.

Hope you have a good day today. Hey, Carson and Texas. Hello. What up? Hey. What are you up to? Oh, walking the dogs. Yeah.

What kind of dogs are you got? So my boyfriend's dog is a border calling, and mine is a beagle mix. And so you're out early walking them, huh? Yeah, so I'm down in green for a work meeting this week, and I was listening to yesterday's post-show, pre-show, just laughing at the pool party drama. Yes. You know, we're just trying to get this pool party ready. And with that, comes drama. And so, yeah.

Yeah, we'll see what happens with that. Well, I appreciate you listening. And that post-show pre-show is only for the people that listen to the podcast. So, thanks for listening to that. Thanks for calling in. Hope you have a good day today. I hope the work meeting goes well. Thank you.

Yeah, and everybody check out that post-show pre-show. When we finish this show, we go right to the podcast and do an extra part of the show, and it leads the podcast off. So just search for Bobby Bone Show on-demand. Longer form, we get into bigger, dumber arguments. Not mean arguments, but they're quite dumber because we have longer to talk about it, you know what I mean? Pretty dumb. Yeah, so longer we talk, dumber it gets what I say.

I was watching the video of this guy. He was working at Popeye's Chicken, and he wants to quit, so he goes in with a phone and wraps these quitting. He calls it quitting in style. Okay. I mean, I watched it because I was intrigued. But this guy's never going to get another good job again. Like, imagine you're doing the background search on this guy, and you see the video of him going in,

turning music on, and rapping about Popeye's chicken. Here, listen, this is some of it. So here he is going into the story. Go ahead. Okay, okay, okay. I mean, I don't know. Maybe future employers would be like, That's pretty cool.

No, they wouldn't. First of all, it's to big puns, I don't want to be a player no more. I'm not a player. I just crush a lot. You know that song? Yep. But then he starts talking about how they drop chicken on the floor. Like, if you're an employer and you go, let me look up this guy, and you see him going in, bashing his other place publicly, just quit your job, everybody.

Stop trying to get on Twitter with this. You never get another good job again. Yeah. Hey, did I net at the Mood Setter ever get another job in radio? Amy, I don't know She got on the radio She quit in style You never heard

I know I know the mood set up Oh my gosh She's like She went out in style We'll get that for you later Eddie She was on the air And she was like

I quit this beat And she's like This place is right Oh yeah she went off We'll get it for you later Live air Let me say this And I know

Lunchbox loves it When people go in And cause a scene Whenever they quit Yeah And I think he thinks He's gonna do that here one day Oh

ever quit, you better believe, I'm not going to give you a heads up. It's going to be live on the radio. I'm going to flip the desk. I'm going to flip the desk. I don't think you can flip this, but. I'll figure out something. You know how they flip the table when they get real upset in a movie scene? I want to do that.

I almost did that once when I almost quit. See? It's so cool. I mean, I yelled something. People better be prepared. I was already leaving the show, but someone was going to fill in for me because I was quitting, basically. By the way, Amy was quitting because she was moving.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. My husband was in the Air Force and we were moving, so I couldn't do the show anymore. But anyway, we ended up working it out where I could stay on the show. But there was a hot minute where I was a little annoyed with you all about something. Mostly lunchbox. Mostly lunchbox. And Bobby was already actively looking for my replacement. And I pushed my chair back and I said, I hope whoever takes my job is prepared.

Freaking, prepared. And then I married and I left the room. And then I made sure Amy could work forever and built a studio in her house in North Carolina. So then I had to come back and be like, okay, I'll work here. It's time for the good news. With Amy. Yeah, I hope there's something good. So people are out enjoying a sunny day on their boat out in the river,

just kind of doing their thing when they stumble upon a baby moose, who is submerged in a muddy riverbank as they're, you know, going along in their boat. So instead of just passing on by me, like, oh, hey, good luck. You know, baby moose? They stopped and helped get a little bit. free the calf, the moose calf. That's cool. Yeah.

I love it. I like that one. And I love that they stumbled upon him because, I don't know, and they were able to carry the calf to a spot to let it recover. I'd been scared to that. I'd been scared of the mom and moose is going to come out. But that's really cool that they stop. Because really, you probably go by and go, oh, it's probably fine. And then they got on their cell phones to contact a wildlife officer to make sure that, you know, the baby moose is taken care of after they were done.

Oh, well, they followed up with it. Yeah, follow it up. Yeah, all the things. There you go. This story comes with us from. From Largo, Florida. A 50-year-old man was walking to the bar with his girlfriend. He was like, man, it's another mile.

I don't want to walk that far. So they stopped at Walmart and grabbed one of the electric carts. Oh. And they drove it the mile to the bar. I mean, that's all of our dream a little bit, right? It's kind of smart thinking. No. No.

I wouldn't disagree with that logic about being smart thinking, but we can't all act like we hadn't wanted to do that. Maybe just a little. Do you see the guy that stole the ambulance and drove it for a 40-minute joyride? Yes. 40 minutes? 40 minutes. How do you get away from that long? Probably the lights.

And cars moving out of the way. True. I can buy you for 40 minutes. That's funny. He turns on the lights and even the cops have to go off. Yeah, scoot to the right. Yeah, he stole the ambulance for 40 minutes.

Like, that's also something we've thought about doing. Absolutely. Because who's going to steal an ambulance? They leave it running in case someone had to jump in the back and go. Why don't know anybody ever steal a fire truck? You hear about people stealing the air? That's too big, man. Yeah, you have to learn.

You have to have a special license. to maneuver that. Yeah, but you're stealing it. You can't get a stealing license. But my point is, it's probably too big just to drive. It takes two people to drive it. Oh.

Front and back. You got to have somebody to drive that back soon. Because that would be kind of fun of you driving down the road and start doing the ladder? Okay. Yeah. What were you looking to be like? There's two parts of the back.

There's two parts of the truck. Yeah. Didn't know that. The back is so big they have somebody driving the back too. Wow. Oh, I thought they were just back there like, we. Challenging there. All right, lunchbox.

I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. Yeah, the Bobby Bones show Kind of nervous, you guys are coming over Because you're all going to judge my new house Yeah, we are. No, I'm not moved in yet. Okay, I'm sure we're going to judge it in a good way.

We're going to be like, oh, wow, ooh, I don't know. I'm judging in a good way right now. I don't know about that. I'm having a party this weekend. I've never even had a party. No, none of your houses here have you ever had a real party. I mean, you sort of had people

Thanksgiving from time to time. That's not a party? That's everybody's lonely. You had a Super Bowl party once, but I think everybody had to be out by half time. That's probably true, too. Well, it's the first time I've actually spent money on a party Right, because you've got a DJ

Yeah, we're having a big one And pizza Yeah, how about that? So here are the things people judge, the backyard Don't judge my backyard Okay Just because they've been raining It's probably not mowed perfectly

But do you mow? It gets mowed, don't worry about that Number three, the furniture I don't have all my furniture in yet Okay, we'll try not to judge that Number two, the bathroom Definitely going to be judging that Better be clean.

If you're having people overclean your bathroom Well, you're not going to be in my bedroom bathroom anyway. Any of your bathrooms. That's fine. I'll make sure the big one's clean. Like the main one, whatever it's called. And the number one, the kitchen. Who judge the kitchen? What are you going to judge in the kitchen, though? I guess if dishes are piled up in the sink, if there's ants, crumbs. Well, there's not going to be that.

I'm just thinking of, like if food's just left out for days, if your floor is mopped. All that'll happen, but it'll get dirty because people are coming over. Anyway, that's the article. Those are the things people judge the most when they go to the house. Backyard, then furniture, then bathroom at two, then kitchen. I'm surprised bathroom is so high. Yeah, that's happening. So we'll get a whole report when we come back from the weekend about how you feel about the house. Okay. All right.

Hey, so Carrie Underwood supposedly pregnant? Read that in the news? With twins. Yeah, the thing is, they quoted an inside source. If you really know Carrie Underwood, are you telling a tabloid that she's secretly pregnant? Probably not. And Carrie was just at a winery with her husband. Yeah, but was she drinking wine? I know what? I don't even care. That's her business. All I'm saying is, when I read these stories, they go an inside source very close to Carrie tells a tabloid that she might be pregnant,

I just roll my eyes. Because if any of my friends ever went to a magazine or a blog and told them anything super personal about me, I'd kill them. They wouldn't be my friend anymore. Maybe they got paid. Yeah, but they wouldn't be my friend anymore. You wouldn't know.

No. Hey, I want to go talk to Morgan number two. We're going to do a 24-year-old. But have you seen what Pizza Hut's doing? No. Okay, here, hit it. Let's do this. Pizza Hut came out with a Smoors pizza that's just back for the summer.

It's a chocolate chip cookie with marshmallows, graham crackers, and Hershey bits on top. Ooh. How about that Smoors pizza? Give me. May I need to get me one of those for the party. Is it out now? Yeah, it's out now and it's only $7. So you can buy like five of them.

Oh, get it for the party. Amy, would you eat Smoors pizza? I mean, I would want to try it. I'm curious. I like Smoors. but yeah. You know what pound per pound may be the best dessert is the Great America Cookie Company straight cookie.

Like the cookie cake? Oh, with white icing. Legit. You know, a lot of things get credit. Like cheesecake, love it. You know, the big chocolate cakes. I think pound for pound, that Great American Cook Company cake is the best.

So, but that is the debate, though, because the way they decorate it, they use a chocolate icing and a white icing. And I'm always the one that's like cutting out the white part and taking wherever the white icing is. Oh, I just cut all the icing off of it. No icing. Just straight cookie.

What? You know me? I like a beer. Straight up. My big get-together is coming up on Monday. Got a swim pool. Got a DJ. Got a snow cone machine.

Problem is the last time we looked just had 90% chance of rain. Oh, my goodness. I know. I know. There's like major storms rolling through. Well, we have an expert weather guy. Crazy Ray, the weather guy. And so I want to check in with Crazy Ray and see what he feels like the weather's going to be Monday.

Crazy Ray? The weather's going to be nice. The drinks are on ice. The DJ is spinning and Bobby is winning. The pool will be filled and the folks will be thrilled. High of almost 90 with only 20% chance of rain. Bust out the vodka and pour some champagne. There we go.

Oh, so it's going to be fine? According to crazy ray the weather guy. Okay. I believe it was something like no rain, bust out the champagne. Yeah. So who do you trust more? Your weather that you looked up for crazy rays. Well, he may have a more update-forcast.

Oh, of course. He has a radar, obviously. He has a ray radar. That's interesting. What's that? I like this whole poem. It was good rhymes on that one. That was good. Yeah, yeah. Okay, so it looks like

it's going to be okay. Guest list is up to 26 right now with low cash in. Okay. You know, you haven't invited me yet. I have two kids and a wife. Oh, so you're saying you're four. Yeah. So yeah, there's that. Hey, by the way, speaking to Eddie and his kids,

did you know Eddie Jr.?'s 10-year-old got second place in a spelling bee? That's cool. Oh, that's impressive. Yeah. So what's the deal? Was it just class? classroom or his class or what? No, his entire class grade.

All of them. I think that's a total of five or six classes. And man, he made it all the... Say five or six people. No, classes. And he made it all the way to the end, second place. So did he go down to a final word then? Yeah, it was him and a girl, and the word was restaurant, and he got it wrong.

Oh, that one's tricky for me. Which it's tough. Yeah. Amy. Spell restaurant. R-E-S-T-A. Restore. U

R-A-N-T Excuse me I smelled it right You kind of faded away From the microphone As you were doing there I need you to have Go ahead

R Okay I'll hunch R-E-S-T A U R-A-N-T Correct

Restaurant You would have won The Spelling B Then if you own a restaurant You're a restauranteur There you go Amy's dad You'd have it what

C-C's Restaurant Tour Oh Mr. Mr. Gatties. Mr. Gatties. Did you have Mr. Gatties all the time? Well, in college, so they had different ones across the state of Texas, like not all of them. I mean, it's a franchise, so it just depends.

But they had the one in College Station, Texas, and it was a Gattie town. So my friends and I used to hit that up. Did you know the codes to get the free coins? We'd go play games. Yeah. We'd eat the buffet. I mean, I don't know how we arranged it, but, I mean, we just kind of would go and get to play. The FDA has called for an end.

to the sale of sunscreen pills. Would you ever believe these are real? Gosh, no, probably not. The websites also claim they reduce early skin aging caused by the sun. That part I might. Yeah. You know, I pick and choose. So if anyone is hearing about this, because they are selling,

the FDA commissioner says these pills do nothing to protect you. They do say that there are certain companies that do have products at work, but this is not one of them. So if sunscreen pills are popping up on your Instagram feed or Facebook or you see them at the store, don't get them. Yeah. Instead, get some yellow jackets from the gas station. I always see those. You ever tried that?

No, man. I'm always scared to that. Yeah, no. Heck no. What would that do to you? I don't know. Eddie, you want to do that one morning? Take some yellow jackets and see what it does to you?

I mean, I guess. I'll take a couple. I mean, I've seen the pack of like 10. I don't know if you take all 10 or just two. Hey, Mike Dek, grab some yellow jackets for next week. We're going to have Eddie take them and see what happens. Make sure it's the yellow jackets, not all the other options because I've seen some weird ones. They, uh, hey, grabs a few options.

Those are some crazy ones. Oh, bones. Stop. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. Yeah, there's something good. Kate Fletcher is an English teacher in Virginia and she wanted to encourage her students to go to college. And she was like, how can I raise money to help them get to college because they can't afford it?

I'm going to get them scholarships. So she started training and running, doing 5Ks. Then she worked her way into marathons. And now she does it where she does 24 hours running around a track. And however many miles she runs, people donate a certain amount of money. She raised $23,000 this year because she ran 100 miles in 24 hours. And that money goes to scholarship for the kids? For the students.

Yes. So they can go to college and it shows, hey, it may be tough, but you can do it. Wow. That's crazy. Huh. Love it. And that's also a pretty entrepreneurial way to get money is to go, I'm going to go and run and have people donate to me and me give that money to the kids.

Wow, that's a crazy one. There you go. That's a tell me something good. That was Tell Me Something Good. Bobby Bonshow. The latest from Nashville. 30 seconds skinny. It's Friday, so we got movies, hidden theaters,

and the big one, everyone's excited about Solo, a Star Wars story, and it has 71% positive on Rotten Tomatoes. Eddie, you're a Star Wars nerd. Are you excited about this? Oh, yeah, dude. This is the story how we get to learn about Hans Solo and who he was when he was when he's a kid. Awesome. Do we care?

Yeah. Is that a thing? No, I think a lot of people care. I'm asking from my heart. That's all. All right, what else? As for music, Lindsay L. released her version of John Mayer's album,

Continuum. Her version is called The Continuum Project, and it came together after her producer, Christian Bush, gave her a homework assignment and made her record her favorite album. This happens to be it, and she played every instrument. So we keep waiting, waiting.

We're on the world to change. We keep on with. And while we're on new music, Tim McGraw released sort of a new song. It's a new version of Humble and Kind. And this time, he sang the entire thing in Spanish. The title of this song in Spanish actually translates to Never Forget to Love. I'm Amy. That's your skinny. Do you suffer from fear of missing out?

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Why does Snoop Dog use an umbrella? Oh, drizzle. That one's still funny to you? Oh, man. Oh, yeah, still always. It is fun. That was the morning corny. The Bobby Bone Show.

Last year, parents invented 1,100 new baby names. Just invented them. Oh, out of nowhere. Yeah. The most popular brand new name was Camry, but spelled C-A-M-R-E-I-G-H. But yeah, Camry like a car, like the old Toyota. Mm-hmm. 91 parents named their kids Camry.

I know. Without talking to each other? Yeah, that's what I thought, too. The second was Asad, As-A-H-D, 58 babies. DJ Khalid's son was named Asad. Oh. And so they think that's where that name came from. Probably.

DJ Khalid. Another one. Another kid. Name of Mossat. The third most popular name was Tashmara. The name could have been based on an internet celebrity. Do you know what that is? No, I was going to guess Game of Thrones, but I guess not.

No, Tashmara Rivera. So anyway, other names were Kaston, Draktsler, Noctus. These are all the leaders. Miracle with two L's. That's cool. Is it, though? Is it cool, though? Come on.

What's your name? Miracle with two else. But that's the problem with naming somebody funny, with the letter combination funny. They always have to say it and explain it every time for their whole life. Yeah, nobody's ever going to get that right. It's like I'll be out and I'll be signing books and someone will come and go, hey, what's your name?

Well, my name's Andy, but I spelled it A-N-D-I-I-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-I. And I'm like, oh, man, that stinks. You have to do that every time. Maybe you just say miracle. Miraclella. Hey, by the way, speaking of kids, I hear Amy's daughter called 911. Is that true? Yes, she did.

Oh, no. She was playing with my phone. I don't know if she just hit the emergency. I had no idea she even did it. She just had my phone. And the next thing I know, she's bringing it to me real casual, like, hey, somebody's calling you. Somebody's calling you. So I answer it.

And it's a 911 dispatcher that is calling back to make sure that everything is okay because my phone called 911. Which I was like, wow, super thoughtful of you, but we're good. So were you a little bit scared? No, I wasn't because she, well, I just put it all together quickly. I mean, she had my phone. Then the woman called and said, hey, this is 911. We're calling back because you called 911.

And then so then I look at her and I'm like, so Shira, did you call 911? So. And what does she say? She's like, I didn't mean to. There's the emergency, whatever. I don't really know how she did it or why. But problem is I said, you can't just start pressing buttons on a phone. Like, this is a felony.

Oh, isn't it? Did you send a prison person to your house to scare her straight? Because, hey. I'm about to take her to the penitentiary and scare her straight. Like, you can't just be calling emergency numbers like that. Haber talks and they'd be like, you know what I'm in for? I called 911 twice one night. I've been in for 11 years.

Yeah, and no ice cream, no pizza, no tablet. I know. Why does she have your phone, though, without you knowing? Oh, she didn't have, she doesn't have the code. She didn't have unlocked. She was just playing with it. I was like, I don't know. She walked away with it.

Who knows? But she brought it back real quick when it was ringing. You're getting a call. You're getting a call. So I was like, but the 911 operator, I thought she probably could have been annoyed because clearly she has more important things to do. But she was really kind and nice and told me to have a great night. I said, okay, thanks.

So most people have no idea what their voice actually sounds like. Because how we hear our own voice through our head into our ears isn't how others hear it. That's why we hate hearing our self-recorded. You know, some people go, I can't stand the sound of my own voice. That's why. Oh, okay. Did you know we've never actually seen our own face? Only a reflection of it or a picture of it.

Oh, wow. You can't actually see your own face. It's not possible, Amy. Well, yeah, I know. I guess. So is there a chance we look better? Yes, I think that you look a lot better than you think you do. Oh, okay, cool, thanks.

Yeah, sometimes you get down on yourself. You know what? I think you're pretty. Oh, thank you. Pretty awesome, too. That's right. Yeah, some people will take better pictures than other people, though. That's not fair if you're seeing yourself in a photo only.

Well, my point is, is that you've never actually seen your own face. Yeah. You've either seen a reflection of it or a picture of it. Wow. That's really crazy when you think about it too long. Because you're like, you'd have to. Take your eyeballs out. And turn them around.

Now we're in a Bugs Bunny cartoon. Yeah, yeah, yeah. America is best represented by what type of music do you feel, Amy? America. Hmm, rock, like classic rock and roll or something. Classic rock and roll. Rap and hip-hop came in first. Oh.

It's the biggest format right now. Number two is country. Yeah. Boom. Number three's top 40 rock. R&B comes in at number five. Dang, so should, I mean, we try to be more hip-hop? No, we play hip-hop on Friday.

We do the dance party. I know. And we're not trying to be something. We're not. We're just normal humans. I'm hip-hop. I'm into that. Stop it.

Anyone that yells their hip-hop is not hip-hop. Good point. I am. I'm hip-hop. Especially when I go to sleep in my East Coast, West Coast shirt, it's got Biggie and Tupac on it. But, Amy, do you understand that kids aren't really familiar with Biggie and Tupac except for the fact that they're old and in documentaries?

They're missing out. If they were alive today, their music would still be relevant. Okay. Right? That's what I hear. I don't know. I don't know. America chose our most trusted brands. So I will give you the type of item.

Tell me the brand that you think won, okay? Easy. Lip balm. Chapstick. Correct. Nice. Okay. You want to play that game.

Which would that be? I, okay. Mannaise. Oh. This is the most trusted mayonnaise for Americans. Go ahead. I don't know what's most trusted, but I know the best one is Helmins. The winner is Helmonds.

Yeah. You don't mess around with mayonnaise. Okay, okay. You're two for two. How about the most trusted by America fabric softener? Downey. Correct. Wow.

Oversnuggles? Yeah. Okay, okay, Amy. laundry detergent Tide Correct Wow Amy I don't use any of these products by the way

Paper towels Bounty Bounty Correct The quicker bigger rubber Yeah Amy do you know these Or you just know America

I just know America Okay tampons Tampax Correct I do Yeah I do you yeah I'm just like thinking at the eye

When I'm at Target Like what I see Yeah give me something tricky bones Okay, I got you. You'll might get this one right. Advertising. Toothpaste. Oh, this is so hard. Toothpaste.

I mean, I would say that frontrunners would be Colgate and Crest. Toothpaste, Amy. She says Colgate, the answer is Crest. Oh, got her. Went the wrong direction with that one. You did. Bottle water? Oh, man, bottle water.

That one's so hard. Aquafina. Desani. Similar bottle Coffee Starbucks Bulgers Oh okay

Okay okay I get it Yeah that makes sense Oh you've really bombed out as of late You're on a slump She's slumping boys She's slumping It was the pressure Redeem me

Okay tequila Tequila I don't know tequila Don't look at Eddie I'm not I'm picturing like something that says Jose Cuervo Patron

Oh wow Amy you're on a four game losing streak here. Okay. Come on. Give me something I do now. Air freshener. For berries.

Correct. Okay. In the game, please. Please God, in the game. Yes. That is correct. Oh, gosh. I was making you proud, and then all of a sudden.

You were. You were so proud. I was like, we have the new Pulse of America Jr. Right here. All right. Thank you, Am. Well, how many of those would you've gotten right? All.

Even Patron. You wouldn't have even been able to name a tequila. Oh. Dang. You're right Actually, which one does our CEO own? Oh, he owns a Casa de drondrones. Yeah, Casa Dragones.

It's like a sipping tequila where like every sip is like $5. I have to buy alcohol for my get-together this weekend. So by the way, I will pass out the final invites coming up next. You guys care about that? And whatever, man, we're just, whatever you want to do. You're sitting around. Wait. Wait.

What? The Bobby Bono show. All right, hopping into the three-day weekend. I hope you get three days off. I hope that you actually take time to remember why we have Memorial Day and all the sacrifices that those who protected us made and even just thank someone in the military that has served or is serving. Amy, tell your husband, we said thank you very much. I will. Thanks.

Happy what he's done for this country. Happy what all you guys and gals and everybody's done for this country. So that being said, because we're not working on Monday, we are having to get together on my house. I believe we should celebrate with friendship. And, you know, what started is just having a few friends over kind of turned into quite the soiree. Mm-hmm. Definitely.

I mean, here I am with a DJ and a snow cone machine. I mean, that alone says party, right? Like, I don't know much about parties, but come on. Oh, my goodness. I told my kids about the snow cone machine, and they're freaking out. And kids will be there. Woo! Okay.

So, I think right now, after low cash confirmed, there are 26. Now, I'd put the total at 30, which Eddie dropped on me and said he has four coming. Yeah, two kids and one wife. Well, that's, if I invite Eddie, that limits the list. That's it. That's your maxed out after me. So what are you going to do? You have to extend it.

You have to hope maybe, is there a wait list? Or disinvite someone. This is what I have to do at yoga. Sometimes if it's full, I get on the wait list, and then I get an email telling me someone dropped out and I can come. Wow. Oh, so I should put people on the wait list? I mean, I don't know. Okay, well, by the way, we worried about the weather.

It was a 90% chance of rain. And thankfully, Crazy Ray, the weather guy exists because he just nailed us with this forecast right here. Crazy Ray? The weather's going to be nice. The drinks are on ice. The DJ is spinning and Bobby is winning. The pool will be filled and the folks will be thrilled. High of almost 90 with only 20% chance of free.

rain, bust out the vodka, and pour some champagne! What? Oh, that's awesome. Well, let me just say this. Woo! We have run this bit into the ground over the past couple weeks. Yeah, we have. Here you go, here we go.

I just wouldn't have a party without inviting everyone, period. I never would do that, ever. Oh. Again, ever. So, everybody that works for the show has always been able to come. Oh. So that would never be a thing that I wouldn't invite anybody. So, yeah, come one, come all.

Okay, okay. Party. All right. Okay, good. Eddie, but you're taking up the lead cooker. Yeah, no, I got it, dude. I'll bring the smoker, the grill. You have a grill there, right?

Yeah, I have a grill. Okay, we're good to go. So we have to organize, but I would never have a party and not invite somebody. Everybody's coming. I was worried. I'll be honest with you. So, well, now the big question is, now that lunchbox is invited, is he coming? I'm, you know, I'm not even doing that.

I'm not even going down that road. It doesn't matter. I'm just inviting everybody. Everybody can come. It doesn't matter. Everybody's welcome. Bring sunscreen. That's what you want people to bring?

Whatever you do at parties, I'm not sure. Like a side dish. But is that the thing? If I'm going to have a cool party, Eddie told me that I'm not supposed to do that. No, no, no, he has to have everything there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean. I don't want to.

Oh. But you just said you want, Eddie said, in order to have a cool party, you need to provide it. You said you want to have a cool party. I want to be like the puff daddy of country music. Okay. then that's what you need to do. But what other side things are there? You say just bring yourself.

That's what you tell people. Just bring your, if I said, bring your sunscreen. Well, technically you should provide that too. You should probably have that there too by the pool. What do I need to, Amy, what do I need to have at this party? Well, you have to bring towels. Okay, okay. Oh, B-Y-O-T?

Yeah, B-Y-O-T, yeah. I just moved into this house. My house isn't even done. You want towels to? No, I don't. Go ahead. I'll bring it. I'll bring my own towel.

Listen, we'll talk off. and see what you want to do because people are already texting me seeing what they should bring and I'm like, this is Bobby's party, but I'll try to find out. But really, this is what happens at a party. People come and they don't ever eat the crap. Like I get it and people don't eat it. You can't have nothing because you're assuming people are going to eat the stuff. I have snow cones.

Yeah. And I'm going to order pizza and Eddie's going to grill out. What are you going to grill, Eddie? I'm going to smoke some chicken wings and then maybe we can do some ribs on the grill. What about like salad? B-Y-O-S? Yeah, B-Y-O-S. I'm not grilling salad.

You need snacks. Eddie, are you going to grill salad? No, no, no, no. Will you, if Amy asked, especially? I mean, maybe bring a head of lettuce and I'll put it on the grill. Buddy. Like, chips and salsa? Like, people can bring dips and chips and chips.

I don't want people. Okay. We'll talk about it. We'll talk about it. Oh, you don't want, like, ants. Yeah, who wants ants? Well, anyway, there's that. Party on Wayne, party on Gar.

Yeah. We shall. The big, you know, hopefully everybody gets out uninjured. That's the goal. Thank you. You have, like, cones and warning signs. I never had a party. I'm nervous.

No running. Yeah, no running near the pool. My pool's not even big. Hey, is there plenty of parking? Are we going to have to, like, take turns getting in the pool? Maybe, yes. Bones, we need a valet. Oh, dude.

Good idea. Yes. Yeah. That's not happening, by the way. Okay. Why? You said he wanted to like basically be Puff Daddy.

Yeah, but once we started getting into the weeds of it, I realized. We should all wear white. It's a white party. Oh, it's a white party? That's fun. Yeah, that's what Puff Daddy does or Ditty. Can I assign that this late and go, hey, it's a white party?

Bobby, it's your party. You can do what you want to. Do what I want to. Do what I want to. Now I'm not going to do that. Okay, thank you very much. The party is set. It's time for the good news.

With Bobby. Tell me something good. Amy, listen to this one. Okay. A five-year-old girl in Athens, Alabama, had never said a word. The headline says, mute, child. I don't know if that's the appropriate thing to say, but she had never spoken. At five years old, she said her first word in the McDonald's drive-thru.

Okay. Talking to the McDonald's machine. What was the first word? It was, ah, hello. That's awesome. What a pretty cool. experience. I mean, I guess the person on the receiving end maybe didn't know, but hopefully they found out. So it says she's nonverbal. Maybe that's better to say than mute. I think so.

But it does say five-year-old mute child. Yeah. Well, regardless, she loved McDonald's. So the first word she ever said was they were going to the drive-thru. I love that. Yeah, me too. There you go. And for the mom, too. The first, she'd been going to speech therapy since she was three. McDonald's should hook her up. Oh, you're right. They should. Yeah. Yeah, that's Tell Me Something Good. That was Tell Me Something Good. The Bobby Bones Show, Bobby Bones. I like to bring in music that I really love and share them as part of a segment called Bobby's Bops.

Bobby's Bobbs. First up, I love this song so much from Lori McKenna. It's called People Get Old. I see Steve Bring Snow Kids Come On and before your supper gets cold. Collection plates and that is bell for the mass out gold. Lorry Road, humble and kind. Great artists played on the show. It's so good.

Lori McKenna, People Get Old, the first song on Bobby's Box 2. I set up around beside him in the cabalet truck. Going 30 miles and now we're down a side road talking about the fishery car. Back in time, I would in a second. A blue jeans and a t-shirt with the sleeves cut off. Here's the hook.

You like paint, winters bring snow, kids growing up, and taking out the window hitting every small town dirt road. And that's how it go. You like that. Also, a song we played a few times this week, and he came in the studio to Brandon Ray, Bring Your Love Bag. That Bring Your Love Bag is so contagious. Bring your love bag. So that makes the bops. And then Lindsay L put out the record from John Mayer, a continuum where she remade it, played

all the instruments. And here's Waiting on the World to Change from Lindsay L's Continuum Project. Love it. You know that song? Yes. Whoa. It's a brass. Of course we do, well.

Easy. Yeah, stupid, yeah. There's a new Bobbycast with Lindsay L. L. L.A., just search Bobbycast, and you can hear that. Her talking about the record. We talk about some other stuff. too. We have a brief history if you're familiar with the show. So, yeah.

The Friday Morning Conversation. All right, Matt Carney's here, who I'm a huge fan of. You may not know this, but once, Eddie and I stared at you in an airport for an hour and didn't come talk to you. Yeah. Really? What was I doing? Was I just eating my egg sandwich from the... Just waiting.

Just waiting. And we kept going, Matt Carney's waiting. We just watching you wait. I was just looking at my seaboarding pass from Southwest in disguise. You make jokes, but we're nerds. We're nerds for your music and have been for a long time. Wow, that's awesome. Thank you for saying that. Look at this.

You got a record out that I love. But it does sound a little different than the last records. Really? Yeah. Who produced this record? I did about half of it, actually. And then I worked with these guys. David Garcia is a guy in town.

He's worked with, like, he did that FGL BB Rex a song. And then some guys in L.A., there are buddies of mine. Nonfiction is their producer name. Got a credit. of them. Yeah. Nonfiction. But then I actually kind of had some like DJs featured on my record too.

So there's like this guy named RAC and Falloo and, you know, so I kind of like cracked the DJ code and had them feature on my record. You know, the first time I ever heard about you was someone said, hey, this guy named Matt Carney played at my church. Really? Yeah. And I was like really. That would have been early on.

It was. It was. They gave me your CD. And I was like, oh, cool, let me hear this. And so I've been a fan since back, you know, what is this? 13 years now. Man, you're making me sound old. I started when I was like seven.

Let me play a couple of these songs for the record here. Here is... 20. Memorized. I'll play this one on the show here. It's shoddy. Is it? It's not shoddy.

It's shoday, like the artist. S-A-D-E. Yeah, like smooth operator. Smooth operator. I thought it was shoddy. I was listening to shoddy in the car. I never thought it was shorthy. I did.

You thought, yeah, not like shoddy. Shoudi got low, low, not that. That is like literally, I thought he was talking about Shoudi. Let me hear it again. Let me hear it again. Let me hear it. I can hear how people will confuse that. Yeah, no, it's the whole thing.

Low, low, low, yeah. Everybody's like, wow, Matt, you're using really like urban vernacular now. No, it's Shade. S-A-D-E. Some people call her S-D-A. Yeah, she's great. I love her. You haven't.

Crazy Talks, the name of the record here This is the one, I mean, this Kings and Queens I love this song here Check this out You wrote this with Judah, one of the writers too, huh? Yeah, Judah from Judah in the line And they opened up Not this last tour, but the one before that

And he was like, man, let's write a song together So yeah, just kind of, we were walking to coffee Talking about Life and he was like, We need to write this song. I was like, let's write the song So we wrote this one. and Jillian Jacqueline's here because they do an acoustic version together.

I'm a huge Jillian Jacqueline too. Me too. And so she, hi, Julia. Hi. We haven't brought her. She's been sitting there just, she's been around this room before.

She knows how nutty it is. Did she give you any heads up about us? She had only nice things to say. So she didn't give you the real heads up then? No, I told you Bobby was going to like fan over you a little bit. Oh, I'm the biggest fan, but I say that from the beginning. Like, I'm not cool. There's nothing about me that's cool.

I think you're cool. No. And before you came in? I mean, I wore my retros just because I knew you had them, too, right? Yeah, that shirt you're wearing is really cool. It's cool. Yeah, it's just a little old 90 sweater. You can't play that?

Yeah, yeah. I knew you were coming, so I wanted to dress cool, Matt Carney. Oh, gosh. I call him Matt Carney, too, his whole name. I want to be cool, Matt Carney. Okay, his album was called Crazy Talk. It's fantastic. It's purple, the guy's head on it, the hat.

It's the whole thing. What? It does. I know. I know you know everything about him. I'm a big fan. Before you walked in, the door was open, and we were singing some of your.

songs. Then we thought you heard us, so we tried to play it cool and act like we weren't. But you didn't hear us, huh? I didn't. I wish I would have. Cool, cool, cool. All right. Matt Carney, everybody. Hey, um, you, you married? I'm married, yes. You got a kid? I do. Didn't you write a bunch of these songs about the? I'm acting like I don't know this stuff for sake of the interview. I mean, I did, she ended up, yeah, like my little girl's like she's won. So I definitely, you kind of embraced a little bit of an older perspective, I guess. I don't know. Yeah, it wasn't, it wasn't like young love record. It was like the kind of mature, like, there's been around the block a little bit kind of love.

So there's some of those songs in there. Here he is one of my favorites with Jillian Jacqueline. It's Matt Carney doing Kings and Queens. Hey guys, so because of licensing roles, we can't play anything with music on this Iheart Radio channel or podcast anymore. But you can go to bobbybones.com to see it. We hate that we had to take it down. Wasn't our decision. but I just wanted to keep you up and we wanted to keep up as much as possible. So go to bobbybones.com to watch or hear whatever you're missing right now and thank you for listen to the show

and sorry about all the legal stuff. Nah, everything I thought it was going to be! That was everything I hoped for. And my heart, my heart's so cool right now. Matt Carney's here. Yeah, I'm a nerd dude, that's all right. Jillian Jacqueline's here. How'd you guys get together for a song?

I'm just a fan. Well, no, I should say I'm about as nerdy as Bobby when it comes to Matt. So I used to listen to your records like way back, way back. Closer to love. I had that on repeat forever. So I just knew of him. And I've been in town for like eight years.

And we didn't become friends until he signed with Big Loud, which is my record label too. And weirdly enough, my fiance has known you for so many years. I've known your boo for a while. So, you know, we kind of had that connection. Our circles were circulating. We were kind of getting closer. And then when you put.

out of record with Big Lato, I was just like a fan of it, and we'd see each other around. I was like, we need to do something together. And you did? That's a jam sandwich right there. That's right. I made that up. By the way, you did not make that up. I made that up. No, I've been saying that for like three years. This is what happened, Amy. I was on Instagram. I saw that. And then Gillian message me and goes, I made up jam sandwich. I said, well, show me the publishing because I published mine. And so that was it. I'm not kidding.

My producer and I have said jam sandwich for at least three years. I wrote it down. I'm sure it's in like a video somewhere. I'll have to show it to you. So I didn't know if you're cool or not. I'm always afraid go after people I like, because if they're not cool, I don't want to not like them anymore. But I was talking to Jake Owen, he was like, man, I was just with Matt Carney. You'll, you guys will get along. I like Jake.

Because he's a nerd, too. So, apparently we're nerds. And next time I see an airport, I'm going to say hello to you. Please, dude. Instead of just stalking you. I was a little nervous to ask you to play nothing left to lose. Just because it's old. No, man.

And that's like, but I love it. It reminds me of like that whenever you put it out. Yeah. Yeah, that's that cool to say, Eddie? Do you only like this song? I love this song. Yeah, so I'm going to ask you to play that if you don't mind. Yeah, I'd love to.

All right, Matt Carney's here. There's a jam here. I wrote this off, the Harding Exit in my house where I had ten roommates and didn't know it would be like the first song to go for it. Come on. That's so good, Eddie. You like that, Eddie? Yeah. Man, we're so nerdy.

That's all right, though. I love it. Man, Matt Carney. Matt with a T, if you're going to look it up and stream it or buy it. M-A-T, 1-T. That's right. The record's called Crazy Talk. I hope you check it out.

Listen in the shoddy. Playing on the radio. Siping on your latte. Drawing. We'll be kings and queens. Jillian, Jacqueline, always good to see you. Good to see you, too. Did you like when you played that last song?

I loved it. I was geeking out. I could tell a little bit. Yeah, try to be cool. All of us geeks. Y'all are definitely playing it super cool. I'm not playing cool at all. I started filming my phone.

I saw you trying to casually do that. Bobby was definitely trying to like hold up his iPhone like he wasn't video on you. Listen, let me tell you the truth, Matt. I get to see everybody play. I get to see everybody play. I get to go do shows. They get to go do you show. But rarely do I get to have somebody in that I've been a huge fan of.

And this is one of those moments for me. So I appreciate you coming in. Well, it's an honor. Thank you so much for saying that. I'm proud of geeking out right now. I am loving it. So you can geek out anytime with me. I love it.

Matt Carney, Records Called Crazy Talk. and hopefully I see you around, maybe at the airport, right? Let's see him at the airport. I'll buy your eggs now. Yeah, right there. Sea Concourse. Gillian, Jacqueline,

what's the deal? What deal? What's the deal? What's the question? What's the more music coming out? It's so soon. Come on. I can't say exactly, but it's coming.

Yeah. You know I'm a big fan. Thank you. You know. Jillian, I did a two-part podcast. The only artist ever did two. It was like Nerd Central in here. Okay, we're going to go.

But thank you. Thank you. Thank you, Bobby. Thank you, Eddie. Until next time, everybody. Get your bones on the Bobby Bones show. Lunchbox, when is your baby due? August 29th.

Ooh. Who? Three months almost. Yeah. Crazy. Oh, now time for a baby box update. Baby box update. Whoa.

The baby's growing. It's up to 1.7 pounds inside the belly. And the eyelashes are there. The eyes are developing. The ears. now have, like, they can feel, and they can start to hear mom and dad. Oh, he can hear your voice before he had ears. For sure.

Yeah. It's so loud. Even to feel the rumble. So loud. Yeah. Like, but it said they usually can hear mom earlier, and now it can hear the voice of the other person. So if I talk, the baby hears it. Are you talking?

Well, I say, goodnight, baby. That's it. But you don't have any long conversations? No, because I don't really, because I don't know if it can really hear me. It says it can. that's weird having a long conversation with the baby, but it does say you need to start talking to your baby in the little update says,

now spend time with your baby, you know, include it in your everyday life. Do you put music around your wife's belly? Like, I wonder what you guys are really doing. No, we play music around the house when she's cleaning, or we're cleaning. And, good catch. And like if we're just doing something,

but yeah, watch TV. The kid hears about teen mom. No, but I mean, you doing anything for the baby specifically. Like, some people, classical music. No, we have not done any of that. We should probably. But I do, whenever she does put on artists through IHeart Radio, I put on different

artists so it doesn't like one type of music. I want it to be like you guys, where it knows, everything. Diverse. So you want things for your baby that you didn't have. Yes. Because they say that the music calms them in the belly. So I figure if you play some Tina Turner or you play some Garth, you say, you say, switch it up a little bit,

ah, you never know what that baby's in like, or maybe it becomes a musician. Genetically, does you or your wife, do you guys have any sort of music ever, players? No. Nothing.

Oh, my wife played an instrument. She played the cello. Thank you. Yeah. Your wife played the cello? Yeah. I don't even know what that is. So she doesn't sit around the house and play it now?

She doesn't have a cello. She quit, I guess, back in high school. She was one of those org dorks. A what? Orch dork. Orchestra Dorks. I've never heard it called them.

We didn't have orchestra. We had a very small high school band, which I wanted to be a part of, I honest to God couldn't afford an instrument, so I never got into band, or I would have loved to. But so... You all had marching band?

Yeah, like 20 people, was the whole band. But I'd never heard of orc dorks. Yeah, that's what they're called. I think it's kind of a rude thing, huh? No, I think that's what they call themselves too. Wouldn't you want your kid to be in band? No.

You wouldn't. No. No. No. No. Why not? No. Because the band kids

in high school were just, they weren't the coolest. They're probably all the bosses right now. The kids that are in band that learn music. Or every artist that we play right now was probably in band. That's true. Like Luke Bryan. I doubt Luke Brian was in band. So if your kid came to you and said, hey, dad, I want to be in band.

I would be disappointed, but I would let them. My brother was in band for a year. And what did you think about that? Dork. Yeah. Weird. I hate that you think that. Yeah, but a cello, it looks like a violin.

I just looked it up and you don't spell, it's spelled C.E. L-L-O-S. I Google Chello, C-H-E-L-O, but yeah. There's a baby box update for you. Thank you, lunchbox. The Babbo show. Here's Amy's pile of stories. So I was reading about Twitter

and the name that the founders were considering before they settled on Twitter. What was it? Friend stalker. Ooh. I mean, that's funny back then. Yeah. But yeah, using that word stalker gets to be a

little dicey. Yeah, because before it was like so news heavy, because I feel like I rely on Twitter a lot for updates on what's happening. It was like kind of just keeping tabs on exactly what your friends were doing. So, friend stalker. Well, you know what? Great change there, Twitter, guys. That's a good one. What else? So Amazon can ban you for returning items too often. Did you know that? No. Yeah, I had no idea. And a lot of people, they don't know. And there's with no warning. They just suddenly are banned from Amazon. And they've dug into it. And if you were to, turn too many items or too much stuff, boom, you'll get banned.

And there's no magic number yet. People are still trying to figure this out, but this report is all over the internet. So it's definitely something to keep in mind. If you're a serial returner, just know that if you get cut off from Amazon, that's probably why. And then I want to take a poll

of the successful men in the room, or I guess all the men and figure out which one of you is the most successful. Wait, which person in the room? Funny, Amy. Like, rank them, there are four guys in the room. Rank them and success.

Well, I'm just going to see if it coincides. I'm going to see if it coincides. You don't want to rank them? Yeah, right. Pull me out of it. Pull me out of it. No, you can be taken out. You can't be taken out because you're like a, you're going to be my example in this study.

I already sort of know the answer. Okay, go ahead. Do the study. Go ahead. Okay, okay, okay. I just, everybody, who flosses every single day? Me? I do.

I do. I do. I do. No. Okay. Because I solved that the secret to success. is flossing, that people that take care of their teeth and floss every day and maintain that typically tend to be the most successful people.

Can I tell you that it's not so much about flossing? Because I wrote about this in my book too. It's not that it's flossing your teeth. It's doing the tiny things right all the time. Because flossing, you're right. So many people think like flossing, like, eh, it's just like, what's the big deal? I don't really need to do that. It seems tedious.

Yeah, any sort of big success is done with very, very, very tiny steps. And flossing is just an example of. that. It's one of the thing. So yeah, I don't know. Go ahead. Well, I was thinking about how you, who I would deem the most successful person on the show, it's close though. You keep floss on your nightstand. And I keep it in my backpack. Everywhere I go have floss. Wow. Okay. This just got even now, Bobby's got the floss everywhere. So I would go, yeah, I'd go, Bobby, Ray. Oh, Ray. Oh, get out of here. Amy. Amy.

Man, wow. Go ahead. Me, then Ray. Go ahead, then. The study's flawed with this one, but lunchbox. What on earth? You're putting me last? Eddie, JK, JK, you're a dad.

So then Eddie, then lunchbox. Lunchbox, you can redeem yourself once your baby's born. I'm not worried about it. I know I'm more successful than Ray and Eddie. I'm not even worried about it. They can have that title, but I'm good. I feel like Ray is a grinder. Well, that doesn't mean he's more successful.

He can grind. Yeah. He's worked his way up. Ray's the one that I've always been like, if he gets, somebody gets his own show, it's Ray. Dude, Ray is crazy. Yeah, so? It's all my. Oh.

Oh, a lot of successful people are crazy. Yeah, you have to be crazy to think crazy. Okay, well, then I'll be normal. Yeah, man. Who would you? I mean, I don't know. Lunch and Eddie, honestly, I just, that was a toss up. I just thought.

Wow. The fact that you're comparing us to, oh, my God. If I were going to, what's the, what's the criteria. Am I starting a new business? That's what I don't, I don't know what debate is successful. Okay. Well, listen, they're doing a sports show together, all three of them. Yeah, they're called like the, hold on, hold on, let me think of their name again.

The sore losers. Yeah. And I looked at their art, and the first art they turned down was, it was terrible art. Who did the art? I don't know. I don't even want to throw them under the bus. But whoever it was, they looked so ugly in the pictures. Yeah, it was pretty ugly.

Yeah. They drew them so. But Ray's running that show, because I think Ray's the one that can hold that show. See? Like the glue. Right. But I think all three of them are equally valued. Oh, thanks, bones.

You're welcome. Wouldn't have you around. Y'all have your own skill set. All right, is that it, Ann? Yeah, that's my file. The Bobby Bone Show. Thank you so much for hanging out with us. Hope you have a great weekend.

Hope you have an awesome Memorial Day. Hope you take a second, at least a second, to remember why Memorial Day is a thing. You know, we're going to have a get-together on Memorial Day weekend, and so we'll see how that goes, too. So thank you so much for listening. Thanks to Matt Carney for coming by this week. Amy, good to see you as always.

Yeah, you too, you too. Always a pleasure. I know, and then I'll see you at your party. That's right. Everybody else? TBD. All right. Thank you very much.

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