The Bobby Bones Show - Amy's Daughter Doing Other Kids Homework + Greatest Love Songs Of All Time + Dumb Things To Be Opinionated About

Episode Date: May 28, 2018

Amy finds her daughter doing other students homework assignments, Bobby presents a list of the greatest love songs of all time and show members share strong opinions about dumb things. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Transmitting Across America. All right, good morning. Welcome back. Hope the weekend was great. Morning studio! Morning! Amy thinks she has fat fingers. Have you guys heard this story?

No. Well, somebody pointed it out, of course, on Instagram, thanks. And then I started staring and I was like, oh, wow, like my fingers are all puffy around my rings. Like, it is like sort of stuck on there too. Do I force my rings on? I don't know. How do you go on a finger diet? I don't know.

I started like. thinking should I start working out my fingers or my hands or just get bigger rings? You just size up, yeah. Do I size up? Eddie's in those pants recently. What? I did get bigger size of pants again.

I mean, yes. Yeah, because you lost weight and then put it back on. Correct. I do that about once a year, twice a year maybe. I don't think your finger's like fat. I was looking at the picture. One person says something on Instagram and then another one sees it and then they comment

and then all the sudden it's the Instagram. That's right. Yeah. Someone was like, do your fingers hurt? And I'm like, oh. And that was after the person that had written the fat hand comment. And I'm like, oh, my goodness. And then I started looking.

And then, of course, I look at the picture. And all I see is like this big old hand that looks like a big old puffy rubber hand. If you want to see it, Amy's on Instagram at Radio Amy. Welcome back to the show. Look for the big hand. Yeah. You'll think it's just a picture Amy's hand. But if you look behind the hand, you'll see the rest of her body.

Recognizing people doing cool things. It's ICU. 44-year-old Kimberly Cooper randomly walked into Chicago's Northwestern Hospital. She was like, yeah, I just feel moved because I had heard these stories on the radio about people getting on lists and testing out their kidneys.

So she didn't know anyone, but she had just seen it on the news where you could go get tested and maybe you would match with someone. And maybe you don't. That's a thing too. Maybe you don't. And she matched. She was a match for 21-year-old Brendan Flaherty, who had been waiting for six years for a kidney.

Oh, my goodness. Wow. And that's how rare that the matches are. You have to be exactly right on. Other people heard her story. They started to donate because it was on the news. They showed up. Yes. Six other people randomly showed up and donated kidneys to other patients at the same hospital because what she did when she walked in and donated a kidney at that hospital. Didn't even know anybody.

We're in an outrage culture right now, and it's stories like this. that are just awesome because all you read all the time are you don't believe with me we're on two different sides of the world and the law and politics yeah there's a lot of negativity I bet you all several of those people don't agree on politics

and they don't have to it's all point of this thing exactly you're walking in they're like I'm only going to give my kidney to somebody to vote in for it you better love Paul Ryan or I'm out yeah no that's not it and that's what I like to see

thank you very much I see you. That's an amazing story to Kimberly. To everybody there. I see you. That was I see you. Bobby Bones Show. So Amy, your husband wants to start playing basketball now? Yes. What's wrong with that, though? Well, I've known him since I was eight, and I've never known him to play basketball

whatsoever. He played football. He did weightlifting and pilot. I know his extracurricular activities, and none of them have ever included basketball. Why are you being a hater on him? What? I'm not being a hater. Hater. I'm just like, have you ever hooped it up? So where did this interest come from? I'm just worried. Like, he's going to try to get out there and do his thing and then he's going to get injured.

He got invited to this group. Like, you know, there's like coffee group, like men's groups, coffee group, whatever. Like church group? Yeah, it's like this group that meets and they've invited him to play basketball. And he's going to go and I'm worried. A little bit of hater tone, right guys? A little bit. So he wants to go try something new.

I'm worried. the, I want him to try something new, but basketball is a really, he's in shape. Don't get me wrong. I'm not worried about that, but it's a different, like, you maneuver. Even him being a football player, which I know he knows the game, but we're getting older. He's 40. He's going to be out on the court. It's going to be a lot of pressure.

There's no pressure and pick up. There's no. Okay. Hey, you tell me, I don't know. I just found it to be odd that now all of a sudden he's going to start playing basketball. I don't think it's about basketball. I think it's about to fellowship with the guys. Sure. Okay. All right. As long as it doesn't include any fellowship at the hospital.

It may. Okay. Because there's lots of feet, lots of jumping, lots of ACLs. Agility. You're just saying words at this point, but. Well, we're going to have to run some drills at home so we get him ready and warmed up. Amy's overreacting a little bit, right, guys? A little bit. Absolutely. Let him play. I play soccer and you guys make fun of me. Let him play basketball.

You play soccer. I'm just worried because I, I don't even know that I've ever seen him hold a basketball. So you're embarrassing maybe the worst on the team. I don't know. It's sort of, it's just foreign to me. But hey, yeah, new hobbies at 40. Wow, that you're a header right now. Wow.

Okay, well, let us know how it goes. Hey, Hater in the house. Hey, Hater in the house. This is a Bobby Bowie shows. Thomas in Delaware. Good morning. Good morning. What's up, dude?

Is this Bobby? Yeah. Is it Thomas? Yeah, this is Thomas from Clarksville living in Delaware And I'm getting ready to I'm actually an hour and a half early From my job interview doing some Love that.

Love that. Love it. Love it that you're early. So what? You're a little nervous? Do you sound like a little nervous? Yeah, of course. I'm a little nervous.

This is a game changer for the family and myself So nervous in a good way Put myself in a good position to get this interview So I'm ready to knock it out the park Just wanted some of that little Motivational music that you always play for your listeners. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Remember this.

Let me hit you for some motivational words first. Remember, you're nervous because it means something. It means something because you worked hard to get it. Now, the key to impressing someone when you're talking to them is your alert rate is up, but your heart rate is down. Okay? So what I've found is that you play the song, Seven Nation Army by the White Stripes. This song comes on, and you're like,

All right. And it's pumping you up. You're like, I can do this. I can do this. But your heart stays solid, solid, solid, solid. That's your heartbeat right there. That's your heartbeat right there. Your mind up, your heart down.

You're thinking. You're thinking at a high level. But you're not acting crazy. So I take a second. I just play this song. I just play Seven Nation Army. Listen to the whole song. All right, I will.

Yeah. Take deep breaths. Know that you are in this spot. And even if you don't get this one, there'll be another one. There'll be three more. There'll be seven more because you're not going to stop until you get it. You know, it's hard to beat somebody who doesn't quit. Are you going to quit, Thomas?

Never. That's what I'm talking about. You can't beat somebody who don't quit. Are you going to quit, Thomas? Never. Never! All right, knock them dead, dude. You get an hour and 25 minutes.

But still, in an hour, 25 minutes, knock them dead. Remember, alert, up, heart down. Got it? Alert up, heart down. That's right. Keep the heart rate down. All right, buddy, good luck. Let us know how it goes.

Hey, I appreciate you. I appreciate you. Dang. I'm on to something there with that alert. That's one I did. That's not the words exactly. I've been working on the phrasing. But the heart rate down is the thing.

Yes. It's like mind frame up, heart frame. Something. I'm not quite there yet. Yeah. I'm tinkering with it. You got time. That's how you know this in the scripted show.

Because I wasn't that good. Like the idea was good. You'll get there. But the words weren't exactly there. Talk it out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everything I said, though, I stand behind, I think. Yeah, yeah.

I'll go listen back. Get your bones on. Bobby Bones show. It's time for the good news. Tell me something good. An attempted kidnapping in a small town near Minneapolis was stopped. Thanks to a neighbor being nosy. video footage shows a woman outside a domino's pizza when a man walks up grabs her

and forces her across the street to his van the neighbor heard some screaming thought it was kids playing wanted to go see exactly what was going on but she saw a woman being forced into a van so she calls cops he goes I think I'm seeing a kidnapping and they pulled over the van got the person out of it how thankful are you if you're that woman that someone came out because me I hear something I don't go check on it

Actually, I run from it. I go, what is that? I don't want to get beat up. I don't know. That's crazy. The kidnapper's been caught. Shout out. I guess there's no name, huh?

Would you want your name, lunchbox? Absolutely. If you're going to do something heroic in the news, you need to get your publicity, because then people will start a GoFundMe page for you, and you become rich. Her name, they're handing me to me. Cindy Vadnais.

Do you want to give her some money for GoFundMe? No, I don't, but somebody will. Okay, there you go. Bobby Bones. Show. Don't head. Story of the day. This story comes with us from Decatur, Georgia.

You know, one of those ATM couriers, those big metal trucks that deliver all the money, they show up to a bank, 645 in the morning. They're like, oh, we're going to drop off some money, and they leave the vehicle running, go inside, come out, $1.8 million, gone. The money truck just left the door unlocked? No way. They left it running with the keys in it, but they lock the doors. That sounds like an inside job.

Wait, wait, wait. So they locked the money doors, but they left the drive. driving doors unlocked. And who, someone took off with the truck. Oh, wow. $1.8 million. That's so funny, they locked the money doors, but they left the driver's side door unlocked. Wow.

Oh, man. So did they ever get the money back? No. Will someone be able to get in there, like, with a torch? Sure. Oh, yeah. Like from the inside. It's like from the truck.

It's hard to get it from the outside, but you just pull the seat down. They just pull the back seat down and take the money. Yeah, they found the truck later with no money in it. Oh, that's crazy. Inside job. Yeah. Don't y'all think? Yeah, there's no way.

Inside job. It's like, dude, I'm going to be at the corner. Fit and money. I know. Fits and money. I'll leave the lock up. I'm going to get out. He's like, I'm me.

He's like, I'm meeting Canada. Oh, I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. Bobby Bones, everybody. We're transmitting across America. Yes. Show. All right.

Where did you get trapped? And I asked that because there's a guy who's working on an ATM. The thing shuts on them and he's trapped inside the ATM. And so people will come up and he passes out through the receipt hole notes. They're like, help me. Help me. You're trying to get cash and then you're like, what? And they're screaming in here.

So where have you been trapped? Hey, Timmy! What's happening, buddy? What's going on? Tell me where you were trapped? Well, I was working on my car. I was like 18 and it was like 12 years ago. and I was working on my car

and I had it jacked up and where I had it jacked up it was real soft and the jack fell and the car come down and pin me under the car and my cousin and I couldn't

I was in the in the dirt it wasn't a concrete or asphalt but I couldn't get my shoulders around to like dig out from under myself so I could get out because my shoulders were pinned back but my cousin came by and she jacked the car up and I was able to get out from under

and that was about two hours. Dude, you're lucky you're not dead. Yeah. Wow. Damn it. That's crazy. Yeah. Yes, sir.

Do you ever dream about that? Because that's a traumatic experience. Yes, sir. Yeah. Ooh, man. Jerry Clow, you say, woo-ee. Once at work, I got trapped in the storage closet

where all the prizes are for two hours. I went in and the door shut and I was like, I couldn't get out and the doors were really thick wood and I was banging, nobody could hear me. It's the back of the building. And luckily, I get to work hours early. And finally, when everybody else showed up, they were like, where's Bobby? And I was like, Helmand!

And finally someone was like, what's that noise? It was me. Stuck in the equipment closet. Yeah, I was stuck in there with all the free CDs and kuzis. It was like prize galore. All right. Amy, where were you trapped? In an elevator.

Yeah? When I was coming to work once. But I got out. I wasn't trapped forever. No one had to rescue me. but I did have to press the button and like it calls someone. Remember I brought in audio. That's a thing.

It's almost like calling 911 even if you need it. It still feels weird. Yeah, because you're in the elevator and then they're like, hello? And it was so, I was on my way to work and it was so early in the morning. I feel like it had been transferred to someone who was working from home. Like, you know how calls get transferred to maybe someone that's at home? And they're like, hello? I'm like, I'm trapped in an elevator.

They're like, Kenneth, why are you calling you this hour? It was like, no, no, no. It's not Kenneth. It's not in an elevator. Yes. Yes, help me. Okay, hey, Brittany. Hey, good morning, guys.

Talking about getting trapped. What do you think? Yeah, so my husband and I moved into a new apartment complex that has a gated parking deck. So I drive into the parking deck and my husband's outside bringing in groceries and I park my car on the eighth floor and I get out and I cannot find the exit anywhere. Like to get out of the parking deck or to get into the apartment, I can't find any doors anywhere. So I'm walking up and down and I look out over and I see my husband walking on the sidewalk. So I yell out to him, can you help me? I'm stuck in this parking deck and he just looks up and starts laughing.

He doesn't even try and help me for at least 15 minutes. And how did you get out? He finally found the door, but I was just stuck walking up and down this parking deck trying to find an exit and I couldn't get out. That Seinfeld episode where they can't find the car. They're just walking. Hey, thank you, Brittany. I appreciate you for calling. We appreciate you.

Yeah, thank you very much. Brittany and Richmond, Virginia. Let me do another one. Hey, Lauren and Iowa City. And Lauren, let me tell you about Iowa. I love it. I only been one time. That's one of my favorite places.

I love it. It was amazing. Anyway, enough about me. How about you? So I got stuck in a walk-in freezer at work at Kinnick Stadium, the football stadium in Iowa City. I was catering there. We were doing like catering for the sweets upstairs.

And I went down to go get something from the freezer and it sealed. It's like that Brady Bunch episode where they get stuck in the meat locker. The freezer. So wait, did you worry you were going to like die? Yeah, you know that like flight or, you know, fight thing. I definitely like went into like I'm going to, this is it. I'm going to die here. I kind of just, like, gave up.

It had been kind of a while, and I had my phone, but my boss upstairs wasn't answering, so I just assumed that this was how I was going to go. You couldn't call anybody else? Yeah, like in retrospect, I could have called anybody in the world. That's what my thought was. Okay, the Boston answer. I call anybody.

I just hit numbers. Maybe the elevator guy from Amy's elevator answers. Kenneth what? No, no, no. I'm trapped in the ice machine. Thank you for your call. Hey, Lauren, appreciate you. The Bobby Bones Show, Bobby Bones. Hey, Carissa in Georgia. Good morning.

Good morning. What's happening? I'm totally going to fan girl right now because I'm so excited to finally get through and talk to you guys. Well, we're happy you called in. What's happening? What are you doing right now? Driving to drop my kids off to my mom's and then go to work. Yeah, what kind of job you have? I'm an office manager and a dental office. Oh, do you have to deal with people's mouth?

You have to look in their mouth? You know, I work at the front desk, but I still have people walk in and just open their mouth and be like, can you fix this? Yeah, I do that sometimes. That's why I was asking because I'll go and be like, hey, check this out. No, I hate it. Yeah, well. But I just wanted to call and say that I love you guys. I totally, being like a radio DJ would be my absolute dream job.

So I love listening to you guys. guys every morning, everybody. I cried when Amy got her kids. I bawled my eyes out because me and my husband also went through fertility struggles and then we finally got our twins that are now four. And me and them, we love listening to you guys every morning. Well, thanks a lot. Congratulations on those kids. Thanks. Jack, you want to say hi to Bobby? What up? How old are you, 19? No, they're four and a half. His name is Jack. Adeline's my shirt. shyly so she won't talk. Well, tell them we say hello. Thank you for listening.

We really appreciate your listening. I appreciate you. Appreciate you guys. Appreciate you. Thank you. See you later. Appreciate you. Yeah. The Bobby Phone Show. I give you the original name of a company. You guess what we know it as today. Oh, okay. That's fun. I'll go first with you, Amy. PC's Unlimited.

What computer company was called PCs Unlimited before they changed their name to what we know it as now? PC's Unlimited? PC's Unlimited? Hewlett Packard? No. Hewlett Packard. Interesting guess.

Yeah, it's Dell computers. There's not a wrong answer. Is it Hewlett Packer or Packard? Packard with a D. I don't know. Okay, lunchbox. Yeah. Quicksster.

What was originally called? Oh, that's Napster. No, Netflix. Oh. Really? Yeah. Eddie. What company was called status?

Status? I'm sure that was probably Apple? Twitter. Oh. Oh, status. Oh, like, give your status. Tweet. What company was called

Blue Ribbon Sports? Athletic company. Blue Ribbon Sports. Editus. Oh, Nike. What? Wow. Lunchbox.

Yep. Blue Ribbon. What was called Relentless? It's kind of a technology company, but they do a little bit of everything. Oh, relentless. Relentless. What company?

Yeah, that's definitely those smart watches. Amazon. No. Smart watches. Eddie. What company? You may know this from history. Okay.

It's called back rub. Back rub. Huge company. What kind of company? What kind of company? Yeah, we'll say technology. Technology? Massive.

Back rub. Probably Facebook. Google. Oh. Google is called backrub. Well, we're getting none of these right. I'm sorry, we're getting better. It's still fun.

Is it? Yeah, I'm having a good time. Amy. What was called Walton's Five and Dime? Walmart. Walmart. That's correct. It's a Sam.

Walton's Five and Dime. Good old Sam Sam used to work for him Hey lunchbox Yeah What was called Good Fellow Dry Goods It's a big story

At one point it was called Good Fellow Dry goods Oh that's Pets Mark No it's Target Hey I'll do one more Eddie What company used to be called Jerry's Guide to the World Wide Web Oh yeah

For sure Jerry's Guide to the World Wide Web Yeah ask Jeeves What were you going to say to me? Because not Google, because I already had Google. Oh, Urban Dictionary. Yahoo. Oh. What was it called?

Jerry's Guide to the World Wide Web. That's a long one. Amy, I'll give you one more since you won. Pete's Super Submarines. What company now was Pete's Super Submarines? Give me a hint. Submarines. Oh, Subway.

There you go. Submarine. Well, I was just been drinking, like, in the water. Your hint is the first part of the word submarine. Okay. There you go. A whole history lesson for you this morning. The Bobby Bones show.

Bobby Bones. Kind of sad news to pass along. I guess I got on lunch to do it, but his Sam's Club shut down. The one that made him. The one that he worked at? Yeah. Sam's Club 6416 in San Antonio, where I really got my wings as a cart guy, closed its doors.

Wow. I was there for two and a half years, up that hill every day, pushing carts, eight hours a day, sun, rain, cold. Didn't matter. I was out there busting my tail. It's no longer. Sam's Club 64, 16, rest in peace. So is the building still there?

The building is still there, but they closed their doors. What are they doing with the building? Not sure. I was wondering if I could get a cart from there from my house as a memento. That's funny. I thought that would be awesome. So whenever they change

to a new store, just go out and be like, hey, can I come in and check out the house, the Sam's Club that built me? Oh, the store that built me. Yeah, excuse me. Do you mind if I just take a look around? I'll only leave with a memory. That's right.

That's all you want to leave with. I know they say you can't go home again. Hey, it's lunchbox. I used to work here. I just had to be. I used to come back one last time. I used to push carts.

Ma'am, I know you don't know me from Adam. 618 an hour. That's what I got paid. Sam's Club 6412. No, 614-16. Don't talk over the song. You messed up. It doesn't matter.

I got to guess that's another again. I did my homework and I learned to play guitar. Yeah, I got school tomorrow morning. And I bet you didn't. I'm going to go to lunch, Jimmy. My favorite dog is buried in the yard. All right. See you tomorrow, Frank.

Good night, everybody. I start here. Well, thanks for the tip, man. Thanks for shopping at Sands Club. If I could just come in and I swear I'll leave. Won't take nothing but a memory. It is. We're trying to do the Lunchbox Sams Club version.

Sorry. Yeld over the words. Well, it was Sam's Club 6416. I don't want people to get it confused with some other Sam's Club that built me. Sam's Club 6416. And I made more than $6.18 an hour. I'll tell you that right now. I was just going with it.

I was the highest paid cart guy. Sam's Club, it's me. Lunchbox. What's this? I miss you. I just want you to know. Sam's Club, I can't stop thinking about you. You complete me.

I love touching every part of your cart. Thank you, Sam's Club. She'll achieve in her house. Sam's Club, can I work at a different one? Where's the bottle of water? Didn't have any song. That was the Jerry McGuire one. You complete me.

You're saying, Sam's Club, you complete me. He's not laughing. So many good memories there. Yeah, he's not. I grew up there. That's where I got laid off. Sam's Club, I'll never be the same without you. Don't go.

Sam's Club. Don't go. Don't let go. Don't let go. Sam. Come back to me, Sam. Sam. My dreams, I see. That is how I know. All right. All right. Sometimes things get out of control. Yeah. Yeah. We just had three songs dedicated to a 6416 RIP. I'm sorry to hear your Sam's Club's clothes, buddy. Thank you. You're welcome. Come on Bobby Bung Show. It's time for the good news.

Tell me something good. Lunchbox, you're up, babe. There's a men's club in Saginaw, Michigan. They collect shoes every year for underprivileged kids. This year they had the breakfast of champions, and they surprised 300 kids with brand new pairs of shoes. And over the nine years, they've donated 3,000 pairs of shoes. Man, that's really cool.

Good for them. Where is that? Saginaw Michigan. Saginaw Michigan. Shout out. Shout out. Saginaw. Saginaw. You ever been to Saginaw?

No, you know where it is in Michigan? Is it? Hey, Ray, you're from Michigan? Where's Saginaw? Yeah, it's in the Lower Peninsula. Are you making that up? No, it's in the LP. So, what part did you live?

I was in the upper peninsula right next to Wisconsin and Minnesota. Is that the mitten? Above the mitten. You live above the mitten? It's the snow that falls on the mitten. So in the state of Michigan, I know the mitten. There's a part above the mitten.

It's not even connected to the mitten. The only way it's connected is by a bridge. So you look at it and go, That's the snow? Yeah. Fall on the mitten? Yeah, because it looks like snow falling on a mitten. Huh.

So you lived on an island? Yeah, I didn't even live in the mitten. Everybody always assumes that. So, like, point in the mitten. I wasn't in the mitten. Oh, man. He was the snow that falls on the mitten. You were so unfairly judged.

Exactly. Wow. Oh, well, shout out Saganol, and shout out to that group. That's pretty cool. That's telling me something good. Bob and Bones. You can find us on Facebook, too, at Bobby Bones Show. What really minor thing are you overly opinionated about?

where people just roll their eyes because you have such a big opinion about something so dumb. And I'll go first. Oh, I know mine. Mine is that Home Alone isn't a Christmas movie. I've been fighting this fight in the minority for 10 years just on this show. Because I think that same movie can happen at any point of the year. It just happens to be said at Christmas. Now, I believe Home Alone is not a Christmas movie.

Who believes it's a Christmas movie? Say I. I mean, yeah. Okay, see? But I'm very passionate about that. Amy, what's yours? Mine is microwaves. I mean, I don't have one.

I'm the only person I know that doesn't have one, and I try to defend why I don't have one, and nobody ever gets it. They don't understand why I don't have a microwave. And I feel like, for one, it takes away nutrients from the food on zapping. And for two, there could be some radiation issues and maybe cook my food and make it carcinogenic. Do you annoy people with your opinions on microwaves?

Probably. And I know I annoy anybody that comes to visit me at my house. They're saying there, and they just want to reheat their coffee, and I get out a pot and I turn on the stove top and I pour their cuff and yeah like it's a whole annoying thing. Like the pilgrims over at Amy's house. It's always like people look at food and they're like, well, how do I reheat this?

I'm like, the oven. Lunchbox, what's your overly opinion? People that use plastic bags at the grocery store. I get so annoyed if I go to the grocery store and they try to tell me, oh, sorry we don't have paper or I don't know where one is. We'll find one. Sorry, if you're too lazy, find me a paper bag because plastic is so bad for the environment

that I want paper bags. And when I see people walking out of the grocery store with plastic, I'm like, why don't you use paper? Oh, you'd hate me. That's all I use the plastic bags. Bobby's like, does anybody got any extra plastic? Yeah. I'm like, hey, can I get this triple layered? That bothers you, huh?

Oh, it bothers me. I usually use my ones that I have, the reusable ones, but if I forget them, I want paper. But you people that use plastic, you should all be fined. Oh, interesting. Wow, fine. So sometimes do you find yourself having to just hand carry everything in the car? I do that sometimes, and my wife thinks it's the most. obnoxious. She goes, just get in a bag. I said, no, and I'll stuff him in my pockets.

I'll be carrying everything in my arms. It's so weird. He's so environmentally friendly, huh? Yeah. I think it's great that you are, because I definitely am leaving a bigger carbon footprint than you are. No doubt. But it just doesn't fit his MO. Yeah. He's dirty. Would you agree with that? I'd say I'm dirty. Okay, guy, cool.

Eddie, what's your opinion? A little too big. Mine's just, I just don't like when people don't say thank you. Like, there's just not enough thanks in the world. That's it. And I'm very vocal about it. If someone holds the door open for you, say thank you. Someone sneezes and blesses you. So would you challenge someone right away? If you open the door for them and they don't say thank you.

I say you're welcome. Once Spock's shaking his head. Listen, you think Eddie goes around saying thank you to all these people? No. Of course I do. I don't. I'm very thankful for. Here is Eddie the poser trying to act like he's the good human again.

There's a little bit of Eddie the poser going on there. He does that like, oh, I'm just such a good citizen and all that. Let's go to Raymundo. Is it a little bit of Eddie the poser on? Of course. Yeah, okay. You would take that Eddie was saying. saying thank you and yes please and yes ma'am every quarter give me a compliment but that circles back

too that just makes you think of when morgan number two did the bobby cast with you bobby and she said that eddie's the most authentic person on the show and i said no he's not he's faking it to you because she doesn't know him anymore than sitting in here on the air any that's so weird because two days ago i sneezed did you say bless you i did not i go oh bless me he's counting now well but you said it and you just said it Well, thank you guys. No. No. You can find us on Facebook, too, at Bobby Bone Show.

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This is a Bobby Boll show. Come on, Bob. We're to Amy now with the Morning Corny. Morning Corny. Why was the baby aunt so confused? Why was the baby aunt so confused? Because all of his uncles were ants. Get it?

Oh, no, we get it. Yeah? That was the morning corny. Abby in North Carolina. Hi, Abby. Hi, how are you? Good. Thank you for calling.

What can I do for you? Well, I have a concern. We had a package that was delivered to our front door and our neighbor kids who we have suspicion that they stole it. We've had problems with them in the past, and we ended up finding what was inside the package in the woods behind our apartment. And I'm wondering if I should go to their door and confront them. Are you asking Judge Common Sense? Yes.

Oh, okay. All right. Judge Common Sense is now in the courtroom. Thank you. You all may be seated. So what I'm hearing is you think someone stole a package because someone has stolen things in the past and you like to confront someone. what you think. Is that true? That is true.

Okay. Now, I don't think you can go over to the neighbors, be like, I think your kid stole this. What I would suggest you do, if this is an issue, is get one of those little cameras. And be proactive yourself about making sure nobody else steals anything. If you don't know, you don't know. If you have footage, you need to get one of those doorbell cameras.

Yeah. And they actually make them rather inexpensive now, where you can just look at your phone and I don't think you go to the neighbors. It's going to be awkward. You may not be right. You could be. You probably are, but you may not be right. And the court doesn't deal improbables.

So my advice would be, if you're worried about things like this, you put a doorbell camera up on your front door. And go from there. Yeah, because you just can't go over being all accusatory, you know what I mean? I guess it's only hard because it hurts because it didn't steal from me. They stole from my six-year-old and my three-month-old. No, I get it. But unless you actually saw it, you can't go over there.

It would be I saw it. I know you probably they probably did it. Listen, I've heard stories about them. They're kind of rotten. I'll be honest with you. Yeah. But no, you can. You have to find it yourself.

You have to have proof in this court of law. So Judge Common Sense says you need to have proof. So if this is a thing, take care of it and get your own proof. That makes sense. Thank you very much. Thank you for the call, though. Abby, I hope you're okay with that. Yeah, thank you.

Yeah, I am. Okay, thank you. But Judge, you may all leave in the courtroom. Thank you. Amy, how did you feel about that? I wonder your package back, though. Duh. Tough noodles.

Okay. She got it back. She found in the woods. Oh. You just go to Amazon. Call them. That's true. Hey, Jeff Bezos.

For sure, those kids did it, though, right? Oh, yeah. No doubt. No doubt. Yeah. Time for another round of... Riddle me this. Oh.

I love this game. I will give you a children's riddle. If you get it, you stay, and if you miss it, you're gone. Okay. It's a riddle for the kids. We're doing it that way. Should be easy. It's called.

Riddle me this. And whoever wins gets to do it in that voice. But you don't, if you don't win. It's a good treat. Ready for question number one, Amy. And riddle me this? Ready. You can see me in water, but I never get wet.

Reflection. Oh, she came hard and fast with that one. That is correct. Woo! Oh. No, no, no, you didn't win. Oh. Don't you dare.

One point. Lunchbox. Yeah. I'm the only organ to name myself. What am I? You're the only organ. I'm the only organ to name myself. What am I?

Riddle me this? You're an instrument. Oh, no, I'm sorry. It's the brain, because the brain actually names the things. Oh. Wow. Yeah. Because that's what the brain does.

That's a good one. Eddie. Yeah, come on. These are kids riddles. The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I? The more you take, the more you leave behind. That should be easy.

Yeah. The more you take, the more you leave behind. You are your breath. A breath. That's so terrible. It's footsteps. The more footsteps. Let's go around there more time.

Amy, you ready? Ready? What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs. Now, you have two kids now. You probably haven't asked some fun questions all the time. What has a head, a tail It's brown and has no legs I feel like the brown's a little misleading

A tail Oh, let's just say Oh my penny! That's right Wow She got it even with the Controversial I would have said

You know it's kind of copper Right Still got it Lunchbox What's easy to get into But hard to get out of Easy to get into But hard to get out of

That's right Riddle me this Easy to get into Aw Easy to get into hard to get out. Ed, do you know it? Yeah, I got it. Trouble. That's correct. Whoa. Can I answer?

Yeah, whoa. It's over. It hasn't been wrong anyway. What has six faces but does not wear makeup? It also has 21 eyes but cannot see. Amy's already won the game anyway. Six faces. Asked the questions at this point. Six faces, no makeup.

21 eyes. Oh. A bug. A mosquito. Oh, a fly. No, a dice. A dice. Six faces but no makeup. Our big winner is Amy.

Going two for two. Now, I will turn it down. Okay. Are you ready? Yeah, yeah. And? A riddle me, this. There's your winner.

Nice work, Amy. You want one for the win? Here we go. Yeah. What has teeth but cannot chew? Old place. Teeth but cannot chew. What has teeth but cannot chew?

I know this. Hold on. It is a comb. Yeah. Oh, there is. We don't win, Raymond. Bobby Bones. Bobby Bones show.

So Amy has two kids, a 10-year-old daughter, a 7-year-old son. They recently moved to the United States from Haiti. She went to a five-year adoption process. And he doesn't know English that well. She knows more, but their first language is French Creole. Yes. And so at times, there's a language barrier. Oh, yeah.

Every day, but yeah, we get through it. So I've shared some of those moments, and it's fun to see listeners sharing with me moments they have with their kids that also speak multiple languages. So one listener wrote in saying that her daughter speaks English and Polish. And the word die in Polish means give me. And so a lot of times kids in English say give me, give me, give me, give me. So if she's out shopping like at the grocery store and her daughter won something instead of give me, give me, give me, give me, she's in Polish going, die, die, die, die, die, die. And she said that.

That's a messed up kid, yeah. She said people always are looking at her like, what is happening? Why does your daughter want everything to die? So I thought that was a little funny, cute note from the listener. And we love when y'all share stuff like this because then... We don't feel so dumb. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who's the actor or actress that no matter how many times they try,

you just can't take him as a different character? And no matter how many times, they may jump in 10 other shows. Because I know that this... Chandler, from friends, yeah. I just can't see him as anybody other than Chandler. And he's tried eight shows. And they continue to put him in shows. And he's only Chandler.

And I get the frustration. Now people will go, oh, he should shut up in millions of dollars. Like that part I get too, he did. But it's got to be as someone creative, like you want to move on. Even Joey. That whole friend's cast is tough. Jennifer Anderson has done it the best. Yeah.

But I can't see Chandler Bing as anybody but Chandler Bing. Because Courtney Cox, I don't, I mean, but I don't watch that Cougar show. She does okay. I can see. She does other stuff. Okay. Yeah. Who is it for you?

Mario Lopez. So even all the extra stuff, you only see Slater. I'm like, look at A.C. Slater really making it. Yeah. He's out there just reporting. That's funny. So you see A.C. Slater doing it. He also, because I travel a lot, I'm in hotels.

Like the first channel I turned on, it's always him talking about movies from six months ago. Yeah. He's like, on demand right now on your TV. Check out the newest release. Super bad. And I'm like, wait. Let's update that. Lunchbox.

Ashton Coucher. I see him as Kelso from that 70s show. That's a good one. Everything he does. That's all I think about. Yeah, I guess I don't so much. I see him as Kelso, but he was such a kid then for me. Like, he was so young.

I guess he's like older now. But that dude is like super wealthy because of tech investments. Yeah, he's really smart. Eddie? Anyone from Seinfeld, like Elaine, she's in Veep, like she's still Elaine to me. And then, do you remember Newman? Yeah. Hello, Newman.

Like, he's always going to be Newman. Lunchbox, you watch Veep. I love Veep. Does she do? Is she Elaine to you? No, she's great. She's the Veep. She's the vice president.

She is amazing at it and she sells it. Like, I don't see Elaine at all. Look up her net worth. Julia Louis Draffel. Oh, she's a rich. I read she was a billionaire. Billion. Really?

Yeah. You know what else? She's not related to Richard Dreyfus. Okay. I always thought that was her dad. Oh. Okay. Okay, sorry.

Who? I thought was the only one. What a not fun fact. What a not mind-blown Julia Louis Dreyfus, net worth I know you're not going to spell it right so just hit some keys that resemble it Yeah, that's what I'm trying to figure out

All right, here we go, got it Okay, what does this say? Oh, not that much. 200 million. Well, first of all, that's a lot. That's a lot of money. But when we were expecting it to be more I thought she was worth billions, though.

I don't know why I thought she was worth billions. Okay, go ahead. Technically at this exact moment, She is not a billionaire. Go ahead. But when she does up receiving all the inheritance from her father's estate, she will. Oh, so that's why. Oh, Richard.

Dad is rich. Richard Dreyfrey. Wait, I thought she wasn't. No, she's not. Oh, okay. No, we're joking. But that's what it is. So she's not a billion.

She's made $200 million, but her parents are billionaires. Oh. Yeah, so then she'll be worth about $3 billion. Isn't that crazy? Do you all know the first female billionaire? The Spanx girl? Yeah. Oh, I thought it's going to be Oprah.

I think Spanx girl. was before Oprah. And Oprah had Spanx girl on, so it got her like Oh, you mean Oprah had not Spank's on, had the Spank's girl on.

Okay, I got it. The Bobby Bonds show. It's time for the good news. Tell me something good. A man got his wish to be a construction worker for his 98th birthday. Wow.

That's what he wanted to do. It was on his bucket list. Go do a job, and he got to do that in New Jersey. That's cool. They didn't let him run a crane or anything, right? I mean,

I think he was supervised. Let's see. What does this lever do? Yeah. And it's a good reminder that you don't have to stop living just because you're 98. And if there's stuff you wanted to do, like drive and operate heavy machinery, you can do it. I know. Good for him.

Good for him. But I want to say that how about when people start coming to you going, hey, is there anything on your bucket list you'd like to do? That's one's probably getting a little bit. You know it's near the end? You know, it's fine. Yeah. When people start offering you the bucket list. But good for him.

I do like that story. Thank you for sharing it with us today, Amy. Tell me something good. The Bobby Bones Show. Eric in Kansas. Yeah, how's going, Bobby? What up, buddy? Long time caller, first time listener.

Wait, that doesn't make sense, but I appreciate that. All right, what you got for us? You have something for us? Yeah, I just dropped off my kid, headed to work, but just wanted to ask you a question. I'm kind of developing this dad, Bob, that Eddie's always talking about. it's easy to get and even easier to keep.

Just one of those people that I've had a high metabolism my whole life, so I don't haven't necessarily needed to work out, you know, and I used to have abs when my fiance and I got together and stuff like that, and she always said that I look good. Well, now that I've developed a little more weight, she says a lot, you know, when I have my shirt off it. You know, I like the weight that you put on or whatever. Well, I'm just wondering, you know, if she really means that,

or she's just saying that because she loves me, you know what I mean? Like, should I, you know, make a concerted effort to, you know, maybe drop some of the weight because she used to say that she liked how I look too. So which way is it? Sure, sure, sure, sure, sure. Okay, first of all. She's your fiancé, right? Yes. So she's not going anywhere.

So there's that. That's a big factor in the thing. You do have a wedding, too. And if she's preparing herself for pictures in a wedding, I don't know if she is or not, then it's kind of up to you to also put in the work just short term. Right. Would you feel like that's a fair to say? Yes.

I mean, we just had a baby like four months ago. So, you know. Okay, I do know. Okay. Listen, I would just go, if she likes it and she says she likes it, I'm okay. I don't think women like it. I think that they're, Eddie. My wife says the same thing.

I mean, I'm with him. He's speaking my language because my wife says, I like it when you put on a little weight. I like you a little soft. Maybe she just doesn't want you to have options. And so bottom line, you know what you're saying? The worse you look, the less women are I don't think she's thinking that. No, that's why I think that that's it. Because that, yes. We as married men, we have the, I guess the luxury of really just letting ourselves go a little bit and being okay with it because what are we going to do? We're married. Oh, but heaven forbid the girl let ourselves ago.

Right. But, I mean... Also, I will say, she was complimenting you when you had the abs, and she's complimenting you when you don't have the abs. So it sounds to me like you have someone pretty awesome that just loves you for who you are. However, you should take care of yourself. Well, it's because I still have this face, you know what I mean? Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Okay, well, be healthy. Take care of yourself. I hear, yeah. I hear you. I should probably exercise anyway. I just, you know, don't want her to feel like she has to pump me up and things like that I'm not really mean it.

I think she probably is. I think she's just nice. It's either she's pumping you out and doesn't mean it or she wants you to get bigger so other women that aren't like, ooh. Oh, my theory on that. No, no, I'm nailing it. That's real life America.

Get out. Everywhere. Yeah, hey, Eric, appreciate you, buddy. So Amy has a 10-year-old daughter and you caught her doing some other kids' homework. Oh, yeah. She's smart. She's smart, and she's a survivor, and I saw this happen at the organization.

where she lived. All the kids relied on her for things. Like she, I've said from the moment I spent time with her, I was like, this girl, if she's ever on Survivor, she will have all the alliances, like she will win. She could survive. Out of necessity she learned. Out of necessity, she knows how to get by and how to get everybody on her side and like people rely on her. And yeah, she's doing her math homework. And then I see her, we finish her homework. And then I see her bust out somebody else's homework, the girl's name is on the paper. And it's Blake. And then I see her start filling it in.

And I'm thinking, I didn't really know how to handle it. And then sometimes there's the English, like we're still learning English and understanding what exactly it is happening. And then her classmates, they don't know English either. They're from all over the world. So I'm like, maybe she's just, I know for a fact, she's like doing a solid for her friend. She's like, don't worry. I got you.

then she'll keep in her back pockets where that person will always know they can trust her and she's got their back. I don't think she's charging them although I wouldn't put it past her to be like Oh, that's the way to go. That's how I bought school clothes. I thought of you and I was like, man, Bobby, he would do what did you do like a dollar a page? Dollar a page.

A dollar a page. So then my husband made some comment about how at least if you're going to do it you should make money. And then her ears perked up and I'm like, honey, don't tell her that because we know that's not her intent right now. But now that she sees that as a business opportunity.

And we've kind of told her if she wants braids again, she's going to have to pay for it. Now I'm thinking, oh, great. She's going to start doing everybody's homework just so she can get her extensions. Well, listen, your husband, quite pragmatic because if she's going to actually do someone else's homework, either she's holding for favors later or for money. Yeah. Well, right now, now the money has been introduced, so that could be coming our way, which I'm sure we'll get in trouble for it with school.

Yeah, because it is against the rules. But right now, I know it's her just doing a solid because she does genuinely care about people, but she wants to show them that she can take care of them. And also, it's to kind of get them under her little belt. Well, I didn't worry about a belt. But I would do probably six or seven pages of homework at night for people. Mostly math, because this is where most people struggled. So I'd go, hey, give me your homework.

I'll do it. And so I'd go back to school and take it. I wouldn't give it to them until they gave me the dollar. Nice. Smart. And so they would give me the money. And then I'd make six, seven bucks a day. You're talking about five days a week, 25 to 30 bucks a week.

That's how I bought school clothes. It's how I paid for lunch. We didn't have any money growing up. So that was me working early. And so, man, I had quite the racket going. Yeah, you did. I never got caught either. Hustling.

I don't even feel bad. Should I feel bad? No. I don't feel bad. No one was doing my homework. Yeah, where are those? Those people you were doing homework for, where are they now? I don't know, but I don't know.

They're probably paying someone to do their job right now. Okay, that's funny. That's so funny, I'm just going to hit this. This is a Bobby Bones show. Bobby Bonds. If you could have one voice of any singer, you got to pick the voice inside of your body, right? Any singer, whose voice would you have? Think about that one for a second.

Lunchbox. Chris Stapleton. Solid choice. Powerful, distinct, and awesome. All three of those, yes. Yes. The thing about Stapleton's voices, I just feel like it's vocal cords slamming each other

And I don't know if it has a longevity Yeah Because I do, I think Chris Stable's voice is my favorite voice Right now to listen to him music I'm surprised his band His old bands aren't getting downloaded more too Because people download the old Stableton stuff Okay, so

You pick Chris Stableton That eliminates Stapleton Because I may have picked that But Lunchbox took him off the board Sorry guys Okay Amy I mean Adele

Adele Why do you laugh so hard Lunchbox is this thing like Stabled. No, you're closer to Adele than lunchbox is Stapleton. Oh, I am? Stop. Stop. Yes. Okay.

I just feel like I went with like a major powerhouse, like pound for pound. That's the point. Sip fire to the ring. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You pick Adele. She has voice problems too. She does. Powerful people get the nose.

Go ahead. My heart. Which one? Who's saying? Yeah, that's a fire. Oh, I thought that was Amy. I don't know it was Amy singing. Oh, I was trying to.

That's basically what I sound like. So, pretty much you already have her voice. So Amy's taking Adele off the board. Who you got? Eddie, first round. Live or dead? They have to be alive. Alive.

Okay, let's give me Bruno Mars. I got that condo in Manhattan. Girl, you know what's happening? You know what I'm saying? Like, yeah, my name's Bruno. What up? Like, that's what I want. That rasped.

I love people with raspy voices. Yeah, Bruno. I mean, that's a good one, too, man. Strawberry. Hey, hey, hey. I got the condo in Manhattan Hey God you know what's happening

Hey Who you get this scampy? No not yet I got a condo in Manhattan Woo Baby girl was hat You and your ass invited So gone and get to go

Man Raymond Our audio producer You get to pick any voice Who do you take musically I gotta probably go with a rapper Who? Who?

I was say probably Kendrick Lamar Yeah So but do you get his rap skills too I guess? Is that what you want? Avi. So you, okay.

Hey, that changes the game. It doesn't. That's the thing about life. You can bend their voice. If they don't give you rules, you can bend the rules however you want them. Raymond takes Kendrick Lamar. Okay, okay, okay. I'm going, if I can have any voice, what artist would you take?

I know what you want. You don't. It's not, it's not. That's his guitar skills. He would want his guitar. Okay, okay. Overall artist, probably John Mayer. Yeah, that's what I was in saying.

But John Mayer's not the best singer. Right. Oh, man. So you're going vocally with... I'm going vocally with... Really? Really? I think it's kind of weak.

Super stink. Sustainable, distinct... Not just picturing you in like a little cropped up on stage. Yeah, yeah. They should. Try your best, but you don't succeed. I mean, this fits you. That's your voice already.

Yes. Thank you. I mean, no. Kermit the Froggish. Thank you, everybody. But even their big songs. Oh. That's so good.

Why are you guys hating on mine? I don't know. Because I didn't expect you to go there at all. I went for a lot of reasons. I went for distinctness, sustainability. Crop top. It's just a pure voice. Sounds like you already.

It isn't. I mean, go ahead. Can we take a second to think about if we were all. all just us doing the show, but we actually had those voices. Yeah, we'd probably all go with our own careers. We'd be amazing. We'd be awesome. Certain segments just would really.

No, we would sing every segment and everybody would get annoyed. We'd be like, talking about my junior, junior man, you know. I want to say that I have a segment coming up. It is telling me something. It's me. It's important. It's the way of the day. Yeah, I mean.

Morgan number two, we're not going to leave you out of this. Pick any voice. Oh, man. She's 25 years old. She's 24 years old. She might have picked like Hannah Montana. I don't know. I don't know.

Go ahead. I think I'm going to have to go with Taylor Swift. Vocally. Vocally. Again, great songwriter, great artist. But like the Colplay part. That's like Coldplay. Yeah.

I can't hate on it. No, I love Taylor. I'm obsessed. I heart radio deep track featuring Taylor Swift. Dear John. You know what? song I identify with oddly. I know, it's weird.

Fifteen. You know, 15. Yes. Yeah, that's weird, man. Why is everybody hating on me on this second? No, no, no, just speaking or mind.

It's cool. No, it is weird. You're like, and somebody loves you. Yeah. Take a deep breath and you walk through the doors. It's the morning

of your very first day. At school. I see how do you friends. Seen in a while. Try and stay out of everybody's way. Life. In the hallway, dude. It's a freshman here.

Life. You're going to be here for the next four years. Adulthood. That's not see that at all. Senior boys. Senior boys, yeah. That's true. Come on.

Man, what if deep inside you are like forever 15? That's like a metaphor for life. life. It doesn't be 15. They can be adulthood. They can be college. It can be old age. It could be, but she says when you're 50. I'm taking it too literal. You know what? You guys have been hating on me this whole segment, and I have the

ability to end it, so goodbye. The Bobby Bones. The Bobby Bones The Greatest Love Song of All Time. If I say that, the greatest love song of all time, what comes to your mind? We'll also post this on Facebook. You can put a little comment up there.

I'll give you a couple. This first one is my favorite song of all time, and it just so happens to be a love song. Ain't no sunshine. Oh, yeah. Ain't no sunshine when she's gone. I love this song. I can listen to it over and over again.

It's not warm when she's away. Like there is no sunshine when she's gone. Yeah. Ain't no sunshine when she's gone. And she's always gone too long. Anytime she goes away. That's my favorite song ever of all songs. That's good.

Why are you confused? I can see it's a love song. Now that you're saying it, I listen to the words, that's a love song. I thought it was about someone dying. Mm-mm. Ain't no sunshine when she's gone. Come on. That's good.

That's real good. I had a 1B. Was if tomorrow never comes. My favorite guard song. Oh, yeah. And it's such a... If tomorrow never come. Come on.

And they're both kind of... kind of reverse love songs. Yeah. They're both scenarios where if something goes wrong. It's kind of your thing. Yeah, I guess so. Negative into love. Yeah.

You didn't know this one either? No, no, no, I know this one. Is this one more romantic than unanswered prayers? I don't know that there's... Yeah, it's just... I feel like they're the same concept. There are a lot of love songs. They're both about love.

I'll give you that they're both about love. But I think however it hits you. And this one hits me. Bones, I don't think unanswered prayers and if tomorrow never comes as the same concept. Maybe to him, though. Okay, okay, all right. Like, it doesn't have to be a love song on unanswered prayers. Yeah.

Because it could be a baby you didn't know you were going to have, like a surprise baby, that you didn't, you love so much now. And, you know, it's unanswered prayer. I don't know, because unanswered prayers. He goes to the hometown football game. Yeah, that's just the other night. And he sees this woman that used to be hot and she turned out to be ugly. And he's like, no. Thank you.

He didn't say that. He doesn't say that. He's just happy about the woman he's with. Exactly. After seeing her, he's like, yeah, I've got a dodged a bullet on that one, guys. Oh, my goodness. That's the love soul. That's how he interpreted it, really?

Huh. Interesting. Well, I mean, listen, what if you, you know, you prayed and prayed that you wanted, like I said, a baby and you didn't get one, but then you adopted two kids like Amy. Yes, mine is a perfect example of some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered purse. Yeah. Nothing like if tomorrow never comes. Yeah.

It can be. Could be. I see it that angle. I just got hung up on the football game. And how the girl's ugly now. She used to be hot. She probably was the head cheerleader, state in her hometown. Oh, you've developed a whole, like.

Yeah, it's a small town. Yeah, and I bet he was quarterback, and now he looks like. And he comes back and he was like, whoa. Yeah. She was. Whoa. Didn't been living on the farm and not doing much. Huh.

Oh, my. Interesting. Amy, over to you. The best love song of all time? Randy Travis, Forever and Ever Amen. Yeah. Baby, I'm going to love you forever. Ever, amen.

Long as old men. Sit and talk about the weather. As long as old women, sit and talk about old men. Yeah. Wonder how long I'll be faithful. They just don't make them like they used to. Lunchbox, best love song of all time. Simply the best, Tina Turner.

Yeah. Of all, just listen to it. It's better than anyone. Anyone I've ever met, like saying you are the, out of everybody in the world that I met, you are the best. Like that. I always took this as kind of a first place song more than a love song. It's interesting how you interpret them. A first place song is like, all I do is win, like that.

Like, you win a football game before you go through your ex-girlfriend. Are you serious? This is her singing saying, I finally found the one. Like, you are the one I've been looking for out of all these people. You're better than anyone in the whole world. Wow. You guys need to read the lyrics again. No, we don't disagree with you.

No, you interpret it wrong. You think it's like a football game and they won the game. They play that sometimes. They're simply the best. Like for first place. Better than all. Yeah, like you're better than everyone. Better than everyone.

Like you're a good. Eddie? Athlete. To me, it doesn't get any better than when a man loves a woman. Not Michael Bolton, though. The old one. Yeah. Percy Sledge?

Listen to that. Let me hear, hold on. Can't take his mind. Nothing else. That's true. Oh, come on. This is a cover? What?

No, this is the original. That makes my heart tingle right now. Does it? Yeah. Tingle? Let's go to our 24-year-old head of digital over there. Morgan number two. Morgan number two, what song to you?

Is it the greatest love song of all time? I swear by John Michael Montgomery. I swear. By the moon. Yeah. It's a good one. It's a real good one. It's a good one.

I like to debate it. Why? No, but I can't. Maybe the other version? You mean all for one? Yeah, but no. No, no chance. Yeah, I know.

Me too. I'm just saying that my seventh grade school dances, they probably played all for one. I think we played both versions. Yeah. To satisfy everyone. Oh, really? Yeah. Mike D.

A.k.A. Quiet Mike. What's your favorite love song of all time? When the stars go blue, Ryan Adams. It's a good one, Mike D. It's so good. Tim McRawkins. Tim McGraw covered it. Yeah, he did.

Yeah. Where do you go when you're lonely? Yeah. Where do you go when you're blue? You probably know the Tim McGraw version of name. No, I know this one. You do? Yeah.

All right, sing it, Amy. I'll follow you. Yes. When the stars go. Blue. You got to be vulnerable with that. I do know. No, you're not being vulnerable.

Blue. You got to be like this. When the stars go blue. Let me mentor you. When the stars go blue. Crack a little. There you go. Nice.

There it is. When the stars go blue. There you go. There's our list of the greatest love songs of all times. Eddie got mad at his waiter. Have you guys heard this story yet? Of course Eddie got mad at someone in the service industry. Lunchbox, you would be too.

Okay, hold on. I forgot about the lunchbox. You mean that Eddie is like... Yeah, Eddie has no... Chronically gets mad at servers. Yeah. Customer service is important to me. Eddie's our video producer.

Been married for 11 years? Yeah, 11 years. Two kids. Maybe 12. Oh, gosh, I've got to figure that out. What happened? So we're just sitting down to eat. We sit down, the waiter comes up and he looks right at my wife.

He's like a Latin guy. You know, he's got an accent. Aren't you a Latin guy? Yeah, yeah. But I don't talk like the way he... He did. He talked like this. And he looks at my wife and goes, good evening, my love.

And gives her the menu. Then he looks at all of us, me and my kids. He goes, good evening, guys. And I was like, what? Okay, no big deal. Whatever, right? We eat. We were waiting for our food.

Our food comes. She gets her chicken. It's in the shape of a heart. I'm not kidding. Chicken breast candy, though. Yeah, so he split it perfectly where it looks like a heart like this bones. Okay, okay. And I finally tell my wife, I throw my force up, that's it.

What, do you notice? Do you realize he's like, she's like, oh, totally. Is he totally hitting on me? I'm like, yes, he's hitting on you. He called you my love. He gives you the chicken in the shape of a heart. You realize he just wants a tip. Yeah, that's all he's doing.

You want a tip? Don't hit on my wife. I'm paying, obviously. Is that what you wrote on your receipt? Tip. No. Tip. Lay off my wife.

You're ridiculous. You're ridiculous. Again, let me just play server's advocate. Go ahead. Okay, yeah. As a server myself for many years. If a wife comes in with a husband and kids, I know she's off limits. So I'm going to play to her.

That's who you play to. You do? Of course. How about the kids? How about like, hey, little guys, why are you going to eat? Like, no, you go straight to the wife and be like, my love. Nice shirt you have there. Like, get out of here.

Did he talk about her clothes? No, he just said my love. Okay, now you're adding to it. Yes, of course, but he's why adding to it in it. Now he's like Russian or something. I have a picture of the chicken. If he dies, he dies. No, he's running.

And he's not the cook. He's the server. Like, maybe the cook is into her. You don't think he went to the cook and be like, can you make that in the shape of a heart? No, Eddie. Put him my love. The server's got to play to somebody. And there's no risk in flirting with a wife with the husband and two kids there.

There is risk if he flirts with you. There's risk. Not with her. Okay. Lunchbox. And you got to be like, yeah. And she's coming home with me. Yeah.

She's coming home with Daddy. You've got to be proud of that. Like, my wife is hot. People are, even if he is into her, who cares? Be like, I'm glad he recognized she's a hottie. Extra tip. I wouldn't say it in lunchbox's words like haughty and daddy, but he is on to something. It should make you feel as the husband like, oh, wow.

Why are you so threatened by service industry people all the time? It's not, sir. Like customer service, you're always like angry with them. You want good service. You have to complain sometimes. Did you complain? Nope. How much did you tip him?

What percentage? Normal 20%. Oh. No way. I did. I'm saying no way that's normal for you. Oh, 20%? Yeah. Come on Bobby Bones Show.

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