The Bobby Bones Show - Amy's Kids Have Their First Halloween In America + Chris Janson Is Nervous To Perform On Dancing With The Stars

Episode Date: November 1, 2018

Amy recaps her kids' first Halloween in America. Chris Janson calls in to talk about his appearance with Bobby on Dancing With The Stars next week and admits to having some nerves about his performance. Also, Amy has another fashion dispute with her husband. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Amy, I was reading this story and I thought about you because it's about Tyler Perry. Oh, yeah. He's one of my faves. Medea? Yeah, he's retiring Medea next year. What? Yeah. Why would he do that?

He is retiring his Medea character. He's doing one final movie with her called a Medea family funeral and then a stage tour. In an interview, he said, this is it. It's time for me to kill her. I'm tired. I don't want to play her anymore. Oh. I mean, I can see how it's taxing on him probably.

What do you like about Medea? Well, my mom loved Medea. So that's what I, I mean, I just, it's a memory watching them with her. And she would go, she goes, hallelujah. Hallelujah. So remind you of your mom? Yes. And my mom, I think when my mom was going through cancer stuff, and sometimes we would be bored

or like, you know, have to sit around. I think we watch, like, every Medea movie. Really? Yeah. And so that's probably what it is. It's that connection. So, yeah, that's something I'll always watch. I can't wait till I need to watch some of those with my kids.

I guess they are ready. I was going to say, I can't wait till my kids are ready to watch that. But I think they would like it. Fun fact about Tyler Perry, a net worth of $600 million. Whoa. Yeah, I believe that. He writes, directs, and produces all of his movies and almost entirely independently. So he doesn't need someone else's money

He never did. He did him so low budget Did stage shows, built up to small independent movies And now they're huge But he finances them all himself and makes more money. Are you crazy? Smart. Yeah. Oh, by the way, we've got a good show for you today.

Welcome, welcome, welcome. Something we're going to talk about later is Amy and her husband little fight because he wants to wear something She thinks makes him look way too old. So we'll get to that. By the way, I will be in Greensboro, North Carolina on Friday, November 30th, my Red Hoodie Comedy tour, the very last weekend of it all,

and I'll have a lot of Dancing with the Stars jokes, hopefully. Friday, November 30th, Greensboro, North Carolina. Go to Bobby Bonescom. The Bobby Bones Show. Big Green Stories. It's producer Raimundo. Police officials said only some minor arrests last night. Overall, Halloween was safe around the country.

In sports news, the Red Sox fans threw full beer cans during the victory parade. They damaged the World Series trophy. Arrests have been made, and cops are reviewing other video footage. And finally in weather news, tons of rain in the South and Midwest today, 50s and 60s for everywhere else. Another round of early morning, riddle me this. So these are all kids riddles, and we have three adults in the room. Let's see if you can get them. Riddle number one.

If you feed it, it lives. If you water it, it dies. Riddle me this. this. If you feed it, it lives. If you water it, it dies.

A kid's riddle for the room. We have three adults in here. To my left is Amy, my co-host. Probably my best friend. Amy over there. To my right, lunchbox, been on the show with me the longest, I think close to 15 years.

Right, lunchbox? Yeah. And then to my far right is Eddie, our video producer. Eddie and I just were friends for a long time. We did TV together. And I was like, Hey, man, come on over, be part of the team.

And now here we are. If it water it. If you water it, it lives. If you water it, it dies. Five seconds. All right, need to answer, please. Let's go to Amy. Cactus.

A cactus. No, lunchbox. Car engine. No, Eddie. I hope you're backwards on this. I said plant. No, it's a fire. Of course.

Yeah, it's a fire. I'm sorry. Oh, okay. I try you. Put stuff in it like wood. Feed it, got it. Feed it. Water it.

All right, number two. Yeah, I was thinking literal feed. Dang. What can you catch but never throw? I'm in. I'm in. You catch, but not. See, there's...

No. Okay, I'm in for the win. Amy. A cold. Lunchbox. Your breath. Eddie. A cold.

The answer is a cold. That's correct. Riddle number three. What has cities, but no houses, forests, but no trees, and water, but no fish. What on earth? What? What has cities, but no houses, forests, but no trees, water, but water, but. but no fish

Finn I'm in for the wind boom Amy A map Correct lunchbox A map

No that was so easy Eddie I had nothing Nothing nothing With two points Your winner Amy

Who Woooo Oh There she goes Wow Amy Amy wants a new song By the way

A new winning song We still have to come back And try to figure out What Amy's new song is I love this song for you, Amy, and I think it's finally your song. I know, but I just want something. Like, Lunchbox is like, oh, I do is win, win, when no matter what. And then Eddie's, we all sing along because it's like.

But you're forcing something. Okay, listen, this is your world. I'm not forcing it. I'm craving something just a little bit more fun that I can like really get into and sing and everyone can get pumped up. Like this one doesn't pump me up. I like it, but doesn't pump me up. Yeah, but, okay, you know what?

I want you to fill you. We will all come with suggestions. suggestions, maybe later today, maybe tomorrow, maybe Monday, who knows. Okay. But we will at least talk about it, okay? Well, thank you for entertaining the idea. Absolutely. If there's one thing that I am, it's open.

Love it. Selina Gomez was the most followed person on Instagram, and now she isn't anymore. Yeah. Do you know who the new most followed person is? Keyword was. Yeah. Man. Did you know who is?

It was it? Rinaldo. Yeah. Cristiano Rinaldo, the soccer player. Yeah, I thought I saw that. It's so crazy. He's not even in my orbit as famous because we're not soccer fans, but it just shows you how much, just because of where you are, it doesn't matter.

Like, he is a mega, mega, mega star, just not to us. The biggest person on Instagram and not even that famous to me. If he walked in the room, I don't think I would know that it was him. Oh, I think you would. If he just walked in by himself, let's say we're both at Chipotle in the line. Oh, yeah, true. Good point. Unless he was like kicking a soccer ball.

Yeah. Or he had like 20 people around him going, hey, get away, get away. this is Ronaldo the highest Instagrammer. Or if he had on his jersey, then we would know. Yeah. Otherwise,

if we're just in line at Chapolet, I would not know who he was. But he's massive. It's funny. It's how some of the country music stars are. Like, I think Jason Aldean in Los Angeles

could just go into a Burger King. Nobody would even know. And actually can't. But that's our world. And everything's... Even the super large is still kind of niche. But yeah, look at him.

And Slana Gomez. I've met Selena Gomez a couple times at like events and stuff. Is she hot? Yes. She's very pretty. Here's the weird part about it. She is really pretty, but her face looks like a young kid.

Very young. And so you're like, hmm. Which is going to be awesome for her when she's like 40. Yeah, but right now it's kind of creepy for me as an adult man. Right. I think Amy and I were sitting next to her at an award show once. Or was it just me? No, I think I was there.

I think, because I know I've seen her in person, so maybe that's where it was because I remember thinking, yes, she has certainly aged for sure, but she still has this. baby look about her to where you're like, is she still 16? Oh, guys, do you realize she has 144 million followers on Instagram? Like, what in the world? Yeah. Like, what does she do that she's that famous? Sings, Ax.

She's also young. And so the Instagram, heavy, heavy, heavy generation is right in her wheelhouse. Dang. I got a little bump from going to dance with stars. I think I went on like 60,000. followers. Not that Selena Gomez is it at all. I'd love to get

to a million, but I'm kind of far off. Let me post something about you real quick. Oh, thanks. I'll tag you. I'm far, I'm far, far away. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. It's the 32nd skinny. Garth Brooks says that his new album

in upcoming tour is going to be more retro. He says if you saw his show in the 90s, this will be a lot similar to that. Does that mean Garth will be wearing slap bracelets? Maybe. Maybe playing some Nintendo 64, huh? The cast is saved by the bell will come out.

Wow. That's cool. What do you think, though, Eddie? We're both big Garth fans. What do you think's going to happen here? So back in the day, remember he used to have fire when he'd play standing outside the fire. There would be rain that came down when he would do thunder rolls. Maybe smash guitars.

Swing on the rope. Maybe paint falls on them. Like playing the piano? Exactly. Okay. What else you got, Morgan, number two? Blake Shelton announced his friends and heroes tour featuring Bellamy brothers, John Anderson, Trace Adkins, and Lauren Elena. It kicks off February 14th in Oklahoma City.

I like that. Jake Owen's doing something like that, too. He has David Lee Murphy out. You know, I like these guys who are taking like their heroes out. You know, not just the up-and-comers, but also guys who kind of paved the way for them. That's cool. Anything else? Morgan number two. That's it.

I'm Morgan number two. That's the skinny. It's time for the good news. Oh, it's Bobby. Tell me something good. I love a good dog. story. A dog named Hero lived up to his name recently when his owners say he saved their nine-year-old son Weston. They just adopted Hero a few months ago. And Weston's mom, Myra, says the hero starts

freaking out in the middle of the night. Bark, bark, bark, bark, so much so that she thought someone had broken into the house. But when she goes to find why the dog, Hero was barking so much, she finds Hero in the bed with her son who has type 1 diabetes and his insulin pump wasn't working. So his blood sugar was skyrocketing. So the dog was going crazy. They got him to the hospital. He's fine now.

And now Hero really is a hero. I believe that. That's so awesome. Come on. How'd that dog know that? Amazing. No. The doggy llama who came to my house told me all about how dogs have this amazing insight like that.

Well, it's so cool. The hero should get like a piece of meat, like a real piece of cooked beef, you know? Yeah. Not just a doggy treat. Like filet, filet mignon. You know, you wrote, all right, that's what's all about right there. Bobby Bone Show.

Bonehead. Norrie up the day. This story comes us from Louisiana. Two people walked into a pawn shop, stole a TV from the top shelf. Next day, they came back and tried to pawn it. Wow. I wonder if they were so messed up they didn't know where they got the TV. Maybe.

Because that's not something you do if you're normal. Like, you may, you may still TV. You shouldn't, but you may. But you probably don't take it back to the place. And then a day later. Right. Why not go to another pawn shop? Wow.

So they called police and they were arrested. I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead story of the day. They stole it a day before. Yeah. They took it back to the same place. Yep. That's a good one.

Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bone. Lent America. Another bride with crazy wedding demands. Do you see the story? Yeah, there's a bride that is making it a competition for who gets to be in her bridal party. Listen, if I'm one of the people that's in the running, I'm out of the running. I don't want to be in a competition for this.

So the bride texted seven friends and said, Congrats. You've made it into the final round of the bridal party brawl. What is it like the hunger games of weddings? Basically. Then she goes, currently, there are seven players left and only four spots available. Then she went on to explain the requirements for these lucky few,

which include hosting a couple's only wedding party. In addition to providing a wedding gift, a $500 in cash or check, whichever, and then a day of give costing at least $100. So basically you got to throw a party and buy really expensive presents.

But what's the win? What do you win? Oh, you get to be in her bridal party. Like that's the win? Yes, Bobby. It's that simple. It says the 38-year-old bride-to-be. Now, I wonder, because I'm 38, right?

And I feel like at 38, it's abnormal that I haven't been married. I think most people are married by my age, right? Mm-hmm. Yeah. I wonder if that has anything to do with it. Her craziness? No, I mean, I have 38-year-old friends that are not married or getting married, and they would never do this.

Like, it's absurd. It just seems ridiculous. I don't think most people would do this. Yes, it is ridiculous. And again, if I'm on that group text, it's like, hey, you're one of the seven. I'm jumping out of the group text. Do you ever do that? You ever see people get out of group text?

They're like, John has left the group text. No, I always feel bad to leave. So I just let it keep going and then the more of the texts come. But, yeah, no, I don't jump out. The group text is the worst thing to my phone. Because, like, bado, badoo, badoo, badoo, badoo, badoo, badoo. I get out immediately. But then I wonder what everyone says once I get out.

And you can't see that. Yeah, they're like, bye, Bobby. Hey, have you got on that app I told you about Marco Polo yet? No. Why are you loving it? I love it. I got it like two years ago, but I don't have it anymore. I saw that you texted me something.

say inviting me back. Oh, I just say you have a message of Marco Polo. I was like, Eddie, you're watching this? I haven't clicked on it yet. It's just like text messaging, but it's video. And you can watch live if you catch them while they're doing it live, or it's like, or you go to your inbox, but you have to have a video on your phone. Are you just having fun with that app or what?

Well, I have like four friends that I talk to on it all the time. It's like a nice mixture between FaceTime and texting. It's like right in the middle. This is not a commercial, by the way. Oh, I know. And I don't even know why it's called Marco Polo. That's the game you play in the water, or it's the guy. Because I feel like it's like Marco, Polo, like, hey, you there?

Hit me back. Oh, you're right. Yeah. Like, where are you? Yeah. Am I that dumb? It just clicked. Dude, that's like me dancing.

Like yesterday was a miserable day for me training, dancing. Miserable. Why? Well, because it's always hard when we start the week because we're starting something new. And this week we're doing the waltz to can't help falling in love with you. Elvis, but Chris Jansen's playing it. and so it's very spinny so I get really motion sick and

Sharn has not been in the best mood because the judges said there wasn't enough of the what do we do, the Argentine Tango last week? By the way, I'm on Dancing with the Stars. This gibberish that I'm talking, I don't know it either but I want Dancing with the Stars. There are eight of us left and she put a lot of Argentine Tango on that dance

and so we do Tuesday which is the hardest day because you're starting over it's like you're learning a new language. You know how to speak but you don't know how to speak this language. So you're learning a new language. And I think she was irritated. The judges said that about us. So she just cramped.

We did a whole thing and she changed like 90% of it the next day. It was like, it's just harder now. So now it's like super hard. It was brand new. She wants them to recognize whatever you're supposed to be doing. Listen, my strategy is let's just do like a medium level. And then when the judges give us a crappy score, let's just get mad about it. And that way, I'm not missing anything.

If I do a hard thing and I miss it, everybody's going to know. Well, you're not in charge. Sorry. And what is this the Chilean waltz? What's the Chilean? It's the Vietnamese Mambo, I believe. No, it's just the waltz. Okay.

And so it's a lot of spins, and it's a very, like, romantic dance. And it's, you know, Chris is that Christian's actually playing in the middle of us. And there's a point where he walks through us. Like, we've really incorporated him into our dance this week. But the first part of the week is always the toughest because I don't know anything. and then she gets so frustrated. Sometimes she'll go, and by the way, she's a great coach, but we've been together for a long time,

and we're at that stage now where we're just together all the time, and she'll go, it's easy, come on. And I'm like, if it were easy, I would be doing it. And I said, will you please stop saying something's easy because I don't have it? Like, that's not a way to convince me to do it. Yeah. Like, the way it convince me to do is to say something like,

hey, I know this is tough for you right now, but you've done harder things, so just trust me. Instead of going, oh, it's easy, just do this. I'm like, if it were easy, I would do it. I feel like sometimes here you make it seem like things are really easy that aren't. Oh. Just FYI.

You're like, who wrote this tease? But teases come easy to you. They don't come easy to other people. It's a Bobby Bones show. I love this law. A new law in Idaho allow state police to pull over and issue tickets to drivers who are going too slow in the fast lane. Amy, your thoughts? I think that you should get ticketed if you're going too slow. Bobby.

Oh, you're going to put this on me? I don't go too slow in the left lane. Not in the left lane. Bobby, you can drive like a grandma sometimes. Yeah, I drive like a grandma where it's 35 and I stay in the right lane. I only pass. Okay. Pretty sure I've been on the highway with you where you've been going slow. But here's the deal. Whether you do it or not, I agree with ticketing going too fast or too slow because you can still cause major issues on a highway if you're going too slow. You're being a little aggressive toward me this morning, if I'm being honest. This is two segments in a row. Eddie, come on.

You're seeing it, right? I'm seeing it a little bit. Hey, but does anybody want to back me up on Bobby driving? I'm a great driver. But not in the left lane, like he said. He would never do that. No, and I think they should give tickets. Somebody drive and saw on the left lanes holding everybody back.

The tickets on the cheap end, less than $100, and they hope it'll make roads safer. Anyone going more than 15 under the speed limit will be pulled over. Who goes 15 under? I don't know. Not me, Amy. Okay, okay. Do you apologize? I'm sorry. Because you kind of attacked me in the last segment, too, and I'm a little sensitive.

Oh, well, you were attacking Sharna? No, no, I wasn't. I was just saying we worked together. Oh, okay. Mom sues after a video shows toddlers doing a fight club in a daycare center. So ridiculous. Yeah, a video taken in a St. Louis daycare shows toddlers punching each other in a ring as the adults in the room encourage the violent fighting. Yeah.

I should clarify the ridiculous. It's not ridiculous that the mom is suing. It's ridiculous that there's a fight club at a daycare. It's crazy that there are adults that would be doing this with kids. Adults that are supposed to be caregivers of kids. Amy, have two kids, an 8-year-old and an 11-year-old. What would happen if you ended up seeing something like that's happening at your school? Oh, I would lose my mind.

I mean, I'm not a litigious person, but I might sue. Like, you know, suing's not my thing. I'm not into that. Like, I don't want to waste my time doing that or spend money on it. But this is ridiculous. What would your husband do? Oh, he would probably get in there and start fighting them. Not the kids, the adults.

Like, it'd be like, okay, you want to see a fight club? Here you go. The video shows a child wearing Hulk fists and punching another boy in the head as a teacher jumps up and down on excitement. Another teacher is also present in the video and is seen putting the toy fists on a child and teeing them up for the next fight. They should put these people in jail. Oh, for sure. It's child abuse The only person seen

Trying to stop the fighting Is another preschooler Oh, that breaks my heart I know I know A toddler gets knocked to the ground The mother's student They take care for more than $25,000

She said if I'm not a voice For my children, who will be Yep And she's right She's right I just can't believe They're adults Who have chosen as their profession

To be someone who Guides kids Protects kids And then they do that with kids Yeah Crazy I saw that this morning Another note, if you're one of those kids and you grow up to be a healthy functioning human in society, hopefully.

And then you find out you were one of the kids that made that article. You might be like, that was pretty cool. You know? I don't know. I still think what's happened with those adults? Later. Later. I'm saying later.

Once everybody's gotten over it, it's pretty awful. But I feel like looking back, if I were to find out there was some article like that in the news and I was a part of it, I'd be like, that's kind of cool. You are in a weird mood this morning. Why? Eddie, back me up on this one. It's very strange. She's very strange this morning. I want to go over to Morgan number two with a segment we call Food World with Morgan number two.

It's time for Food World. Num, Num, Num, Num, with Morgan number two. Okay. Num, num, num. So someone actually named their baby after KFC. They were going to pay somebody to spend $11,000 if they named their baby Harland. and they did. It's Little Harlan Rose, and she was born on September 9th at 8 pounds.

So Kentucky Fried Chicken paid $11,000. Yep. I don't even mind the name Harlan. I like it. So cute. Yeah, for a guy or a girl. Yeah. And that is Food World with Morgan number two.

Hit it. That was Food World with Morgan number two. Nump, numb, numb. Noom, no. The Bobby Bone Show. Amy, what's going on with you and your husband? Well, he wants to switch up his gym look. Like when he works out?

Yes. To what? I don't know where he gets this stuff. He just watches people when he works out and his shorts are like down to his knees and he wears ankle socks. I like his current gym look. But he feels like he's getting older and like he doesn't want to look like he's trying too hard to be young.

So he feels like he needs shorter shorts and longer socks. And I just feel like that's the- Is he going right to the nursing home gym or what? What? This was a legit conversation he had with me when he got back from the gym. And I was like, so I immediately was like, okay, I'm taking this to work. Okay, so he currently wears longer shorts. Yes, like cool.

Like, just, you know, longer to the knees. Like, whatever, cool. And ankle. I love ankle socks. And ankle socks. Got it, which is cool. But now he wants to wear shorter shorts, like to his thighs and longer socks. Yes.

Like, pull down. And I understand not wanting to feel like. like you're trying too hard because that's for the most part why I don't wear backward hats anymore and I'm 38 years old. Sometimes on this show they make us wear backward hats that I'm on now because you can't have a logo. Right. So I know.

I mean, I get his point. Yeah, I thought of that, you and the backwards hat thing. Like he'll still wear his hat backwards and honestly I think backwards hats are kind of hot. Like I like it. So I hope he doesn't change that. So he hasn't, you know, gone that route yet. but this whole shorts and socks situation, I don't know.

So I thought I'd just ask you guys. I think you should compromise with them. Tell them to pick one. Okay. And I would say the one that you should pick is not the low shorts. Short shorts. Make them think he can pick one. And they go, no, you keep wearing long shorts, but you can wear longer socks.

Okay. So basically now it's going to be like this much of his legion. Hey, compromise, right? Isn't that what marriage is all about? I love it. I love it. Listen, whatever he wants his gym look to be, like, it's fine. I just didn't know if I was being ridiculous by being like, why is he worried about this? But, I mean, we can all worry about silly things.

I get it. Yeah. And listen, I don't wear jerseys anymore. Yeah, it's true. And then I struggle with even 10, and I love tennis shoes and I love like wearing Jordans. But I go, can I even wear these anymore? What do you think about that anymore when I wear tennis shoes? I like it.

It's your look. Like, I'm fine with trying to stay young in certain ways. Like, I feel like age, when you have an attitude of, like, I'm not getting older, you're not going to get older. Yeah, okay. It's going to help. Like, I really feel like if you start to feel like, oh, I'm old and life is that, then you're like, get old.

But if you're like, what up? World, like I'm still here. I feel like you're talking for yourself now. Yeah, it is. It is. Because I'm getting, I'm, I'm, I'm more towards 40, which I'm fine with. I'm 37 and I feel like the best I've, I've felt better than I did when I was 27. So I'm happy about that growth. But, you know, I feel like sometimes age is a mentality. Like, I'm not going to let age get me down. Yeah, I agree with that. But still, I won't wear jerseys and try not to wear backwards hats. And let your husband pick one of the two, but make sure he doesn't pick the shorts. Okay, so I'll go home and tell him that we all decide. I like to bring stuff to work and we decide and then they take it home. We have voted that he gets to pick one of the two and then let him pick and hopefully he picks the one you want.

But if he doesn't override it, go, no. No short shorts. Okay. On the Bobby Bones Show now. Chris Jamson. Hey, Chris, what's up, buddy? Hey, man, good to speak with you bro. Man, life is good.

Just another blessed day on Earth. You know, I was dancing yesterday because, by the way, if you're listening right now, Chris Jansen is on, and he is going to be playing in the middle of my dance on Dancing with the Stars Monday night. So first of all, how do you feel about that, Chris? Well, first of all, I want to say thank you for including me, and I am highly honored, and man, I am, I'm pumped, dude. I'm going to be honest with you. I'm pumped about the song. I'm pumped about actually seeing you live in action dancing, and it's going to be awesome.

It's probably going to be hard not to laugh. I'm going to be honest with you, Chris, because you're in the scene with us. And a lot of times what happens is the musical, like, plays on the stage where everyone dances around. And I said, I would like for Chris to actually be in the middle of us. And so you're going to be in the middle. There's a part where you'd like walk down in the middle of us. You can't laugh because I'm not that good. Like I'm working hard, buddy.

I'm really working hard. Hey, the fact that you're doing it, man, is I'm going to, I got to say, you're already winning. You know what I'm saying? You're already winning by doing it. I mean, it takes extreme bravery to get on television. Next to that, dancing on television. I mean, I can't say that I could do that. So I'm proud of you, and I am extremely excited.

Well, it'll be Country Night on Monday, and Chris is going to play Can't Help Falling in Love from Elvis. You ever play that song before this? This is my first time playing the song. And, man, first of all, you know, of course, who doesn't love it, right? I mean, it's a classic standard. But, man, it's so beautiful, and the arrangement's going to be great. And, man, we've been working behind the scenes hard on that to make it perfect. And it's exciting, man.

It's going to be good. Man, I'm so excited. Like, what do you wear? Do you know yet? Because, like, I'm wearing, like, a, I'm kind of dressy. You know, we're kind of doing this vibe where it's just really romantic. But it's country night, so what are you wearing? You know, that's a good question, and I'm kind of glad that you just told me you're going to be kind of dressy,

because that kind of gives me a good insight on what I'm going to wear. I hadn't really thought about it much. Probably, you know, me, I'm pretty much stereotypically black clothes, head-to-to-to-to-to-on stage. So I would say something similar to that, but I'll probably church it up a little bit. Maybe a jacket. church it up. That's such a funny term. To church it up. I never heard that before. How you been? How are the kids?

Man, thanks for asking. Everybody's so blessed, man. Family's good and healthy and marriage is good and, you know, career's good and everything just seems to be rolling our way, so you can't ask for any more than that. What was up with Halloween last night? So, Jesse was a police officer, and Georgia was Pocahontas, of course, because she always wants to do something with long braids in a totally different color. hairstyle than what she has. So she was totally made up and Jesse was made up in his little outfit. And man, we ran around and collected candy for, you know, we went one trip around,

and then we took a break and had some chili. And then we took another trip around and we had a break and a nap. And then we took another trip around. So, but that, you know what, it's like, they're only going to be little for so long. And so it's such a, it's such an honor and a privilege to be a dad. And I enjoy that. And dude, I'm so excited because there's been a great week. you know, this is the first year where I have been able to, and Kelly's been able to, be home all night for Halloween night with our two youngest ones. And we just, you know, in the past, we've always had something that we've had to be work-related, which is a blessing.

But, you know, I was really proud to just be able to just chill and not think about anything but the kids, and it was really cool. There he is. Chris Jansen, who will be playing inside of my dance on Monday night, on Dancing with the Stars. It's country night. they said whoever you want to play for you I said Chris Jansen and he's going to fly out to L.A.

and he's going to play it's live too like you're really singing there's no lip-sinking business happen here absolutely not no lip-sinking what you see is what you get and I gotta be honest man just like I'm sure you get nervous with four dances and stuff like

I don't really get shook up or anything but you know it's and I never get shook up because it's always on me right and only me when I'm on stage but man I'm coming on behalf of of you and us and the beautiful dance partner and everything that's going on, and it's live, not to mention it's not, you know,

most things are pre-taped, so you get a couple takes if you need one, but hey, man, we're all just going to be winging it together, and I'm just so looking forward to. And again, I'm just so honored that you asked, and, you know, it's incredible, man. Everybody's rooting for you. I know that, including myself, and so it's quite an honor. Well, thanks, bud.

Chris Jansen, by the way, we're going to play Drunk Girl right now. What do you want to say about this song right now, Chris? have supported this in such a big way and of course to you and man this song has changed my life in incredible ways that people could not even imagine and I know it's changed lives out there and thank you for thank you for everybody who has stood up and did the right thing in life and and loved on me and loved the song and my family appreciates it all right here is drunk girl from chris chanson and we'll see him monday night and dancing with the stars playing as i'm dancing around like a goofball all right chris talk to you soon buddy okay brother thanks you like

News. With Amy. Tell me something good. A bookstore had been in business for more than 40 years, and then their rent recently went up, and they couldn't afford it anymore. So a bunch of people put together this campaign, and they fundraised tons of money, to find them another building so they could relocate. And then to transfer the books to the new location, they formed a human chain, like 250 people.

And they passed. So, like, from building to building, they had the people lined up, and they all. handed the books down the line and then that's how the books went from one building to the next. Come on. So it's like pretty cool because they got all the money to relocate from people who were passionate about books. And then people straight up by hand, by hand by hand, pass it along. You got to love that. Teamwork.

Community right there. That's what's all about. That's what's all about right there. That was Tell Me Something Good. Over to Amy now for the corny joke of the morning. Here we go. The Morning Corny. I have an addiction to cheddar cheese.

Tell me more? But it's only mild. Did someone already clap for that one? That was her. That was her. Oh, Amy, you can't clap for your own joke. I just was like, damn. I didn't like clap.

I just was like, boom. You know what? You really committed to that one. I'm going to go, come on. Okay. Okay, okay. There it is. There's your morning corny.

Nice work. That was the morning. Corny. It's a Bobby Bones show. Hey, I'm going to give you isolated vocals from a famous singer. Just tell me what band they're in. For example, this is the lead singer of the Red Hot Chili Peppers. It's his birthday today.

His name's Anthony Kedis. He's 56. Listen to this clip. Here you go. How long will I slide? Separate my side. Would you know who that is, Amy? Yeah.

You would know that was Red Hot Chili Pepper? Yes. You would have a point, if that were true. Okay. Here we go. Name this. You can name the singer or the band either one by their isolated vocals from a recording studio. Go. And just stay here and it's most the time. Stephen Tyler? Correct. Good. Isn't that cool to hear that Eddie?

It's so awesome. I love it. Like you hear it's straight vocals, you're the harmonies over the top of it? I love this. I love this. I love this so much. Amy, name the lead singer. We'll just go lead singer only. Number two. Go ahead. But if you never try, you'll never know. What you were. Can you name that singer? Yep.

Go ahead. Chris Martin. Chris Martin, correct. Okay. Number three, isolated vocals from recording studio. Name the singer. Go. Hello, hello, hello.

Where the lights out, it's dangerous. Here we are now. It's contagious. Here we are now. Entertainers. All right. Who is that? Do you know the song?

Yes. It's just him in a studio singing And they've taken the vocals off the recording Just the vocals, who is that? Come on I don't, I can't think of it No, nothing Eddie?

Oh, that's so cool That's Kurt Cobain That's it That's right Man, I got chills Listen to that clip Let's do two more Here is the next one

And this is, I'll give you a hint It's 1970s, okay? All right, action Mom, you cry If I'm not back again Carry on Carry on Is if nothing really matter.

Go ahead. Ready, Mercury. Yes, nice. All right, one more. Name this one. This is a singer's isolated vocals. Go ahead. Do you have the time

to listen to me wine about nothing and everything all at once. I am one of those melodramatic fools. Neurotic to the bone. Who's that? Sometimes I give myself the

No, you don't know it? No, I mean, I know the song, but I can't think of who the guy is. Or the band. Do you know the band? Yeah, I'm going to be mad at myself for not doing this. You are going to be mad at yourself, because you for sure know it. I know.

It's Green Day, Billy Joe Armstrong. Oh, okay, Green Day. Hey, do this. Play that back, Amy, sing the harmonies to it. Like, sing the high part as it sings. Ready? And go. Do you have the time to listen to.

to me whine about that thing And everything All right Eddie sing the harmony To it Mallow dramatic fools Neurotic to the bone

No doubt about it Amy go hot Sometimes I give myself The creeps There you go I mean Sometimes my mind Place drinks on me

Go's enough All right So I want to know all about Halloween last night you have two kids, it's their first Halloween in America. Did they even have Halloween in Haiti? Not really. No, it was their first Halloween, like, trick-or-treating, getting dressed up, the whole thing, first time.

So your eight-year-old, he wants to be what? He was Captain America. Oh, so he stayed. He was Captain America for sure. Yeah, he's been Captain America for about two weeks. And your daughter was... Rapunzel. I saw on your Instagram story that she did not have the hair on. Yeah, we got this blonde wig. It was amazing.

but it was really bothering her head. It was hurting her. And I didn't blame her. I didn't want her to be uncomfortable. But she wore this Rapunzel gown with her cowgirl boots and no wig. So she was basically like a cowgirl princess. In her mind or yours? I mean, we just like switch it up.

I was like, it's fine. Just ditches the wig. Who cares? It doesn't matter. Go have fun. You're a cowgirl princess. Did they have fun? They had so much fun.

Her attitude was a little, I don't know. I think she had a rough day at school. Like her attitude yesterday morning was like, kind of blah, and then I was like, oh, great, I hope tonight's fun, fingers crossed. And then once she realized, okay, this is like for real, like you go, because I've been telling her, you get to knock on people's door and they give you candy. But I mean, I think she was like, yeah, right, okay, we'll see how this goes. And then once it started happening, they were in heaven.

They couldn't believe people would just give them candy when they knocked on the door. Oh, yeah. Like they were trick-treating with, like, other kids and they were like front of the line, every house, yeah, sprinting from door to door. Like, they loved it. Did they want to go again tonight? Oh, yeah, they want to do it every night. We're like, sorry, kids.

Halloween's only one time a year. And, you know, I tried to teach them when you go to the door, you knock on the door and you say trick or treat. And they took them a little while to get that down. They knocked on the door and they go, where's the candy? No, they get it. I swear to you. I swear with all my money, my husband and I were mortified.

We're like, stop. And then Stasira, she just thought it was hilarious because, you know, of course, if you start to correct her, she's like, oh, then I'm going to do it more. So she was just walking around, where's the candy? Where's the candy? Did anyone give them big candy? Yes.

They got big sized bars. And I was like, whoa, y'all hit the jackpot. Like, this is amazing. Mom never got big size candies. They got all kinds of stuff. But fun size, medium size, really no bad candy. And like, really, honestly, some big candy bars too. Did you take some of it after they went to bed,

or did they have to put their candy anywhere special or in their room or what? No, they shared with me openly, and so I partook. You partook? Is that what you said? Yes. I was like, don't mind if I do. You have an 11-year-old daughter

and an 8-year-old son, and they share pretty well. Is that because of kind of the orphanage culture? Yes, it is, but they're still kids, so there's times, I don't want to paint this picture like my kids are these amazing shares, but they do, and they're reminded, but sometimes they're like any kid who can act a little selfish.

and you just have to remind them. Like, you know, you have to share. That's the right thing to do. Did you say last night you have to share with Mommy? Your Snickers. No. They don't, luckily for me, my favorite is like chocolate and peanut butter anything. And that's not their jam.

So they kind of were like, mom, these are for you. I was like, okay. How was your Wonder Woman costume? I thought it was pretty awesome. I thought it did good. I had like my sweater with my Wonder Woman badge across the top. Your sweater? I wore sweater.

I wore sweater. a Wonder Woman costume. It is. I cut the Wonder Woman thingy off the really tight, sexy shirt, and I safety pinned it to a sweater. And then I wore panty hose under my daughter's tiny tutu that had stars on it. It was perfect. A little tight. I couldn't step into it and pull it up.

I had to put the skirt over my head and pull it down because it was too tiny to go over my hips. Did they think you were cool? Yeah, I had a wonder woman headband. That was my coolest accessory. My daughter. I grade their first Halloween if you're a teacher. A plus. Really?

Yeah. Because they went with the flow. It wasn't like drama. I thought when the wig started annoying her, it could be, oh my gosh. You know, my costume. I don't have my wig. I mean, for some kids, that would be a deal breaker for the night if part of their costume was annoying them or something.

And she just, like, rolled with it. Like, they were both awesome. Now, I hope they're good at school today because I'm tired. Yeah. But, you know, we'll see how that goes. What in the world did you end up doing? Did you go trick-or-treating at all? I did not.

I had to fly back. I'm in Austin, so I flew from California to Austin. I heard Thriller about four times in the overheads in all the airports I was in. Oh, yeah. And I heard Monster Mash a couple times. So that was your Halloween? Yeah, I saw some people dressed up in the airport, which was kind of cool. But I just been bouncing around.

Only three more weeks of the show, though. If I make it. So, I'm kind of like, do you think so? I have it on my calendar. Are you going to come back out? I mean, I have it. I would like to come to the finale. I have it on my calendar.

I hope I'm, listen, the only way I'm going to make it is if our listeners keep voting for me like crazy, because they're starting to cut the good, the people that can't dance at all. And so now it's the people that are supposed to be able to dance and the people that really can. And so it's country week this week. And so all the pressure's on me and my dance is so hard. Whatever. But yes, I did not do Halloween. Did you have any candy?

No? You know what? I had a street corn salad. Sounds yum. Festive? So fall of you. Yes. It was airport food.

It was a Bobby Bones show. People Magazine is letting people choose the finalists for Sexiest Man Alive. Chris Hemsworth, Chris Pratt. Also, Sam Smith, Jason Aldeen, Hugh Jackman. It's cool that Al D. made the list. The reveal of the overall sexiest man alive is November 9th. Put you on the spot here a little bit, Amy, if you had to pick the sexiest man alive. I'll give you a few seconds.

Sexiest man alive. Of those listed? No, no, no. Those were just some of the ones that are in the running. Wow. Jason Mamo is also on there. I'm not sure if I had said him. Aquaman guy.

I think he's on Game of Thrones. I don't think you said him. So sexist man alive. It could be anybody. I'll go first while you take a second. Okay. Because I'm probably going to go Ryan Gosling. Yeah.

He was in my brain. Oh my goodness. Solid choice. Totally solid. I get why you feel that way. Yeah. Ryan Gosling. The other Ryan too.

I know. Ryan Reynolds too, yeah. And Ryan Reynolds is funny and good looking. That's it. That's a lethal combination. Yeah. And like fit and like can dance. Wasn't he like Mickey Mouse Club?

He's basically like Justin Timberlake, Lala land. Yeah. So I'm going with Ryan Gosling. Amy, yours? Okay, man, you took Gosseling, so I'm going to go Justin Timberlake. Oh, wow. Justin Timberlake.

Yeah, you don't think so? I don't dig his shaved head. Oh, my goodness. Why? Okay, shaved head aside, put some normal hair back on him, like a little bit of hair, not the curly. You know, I didn't mind the bleach curly back in the day. Oh, my goodness. Lunchbox, do you have it?

Is there a problem? Yes. Bobby, this should be a. segment where Amy and Morgan number two discuss who the sexiest guy alive is. You discussing it is just so weird. Like you should not be talking about other guys as being sexy. I think it just also Justin Timberlakes, all these guys are, they work hard and you can tell like it's not just how they look.

Like they have a strong work with it. No, Bobby, that's where you're supposed to say. No comment. No, no. Also, they're abs. Yeah. Hey, lunchbox, what's your deal? Who do you like?

Yeah. I have no idea. I would say me. I'm the best looking guy in the world. I have no idea. Morgan number two. What do you think? Sexiest Man Alive?

Zach Ephron. Okay. That's solid. I just feel like it would be creepy if I chose him. Fair. Okay, okay. Sexiest Man in Country Music.

Okay. Well, old or young? Gosh, that's hard. Current, because Amy wants to pick George Strait or Dirk's Bentley. How did you know? But I think you have to pick Dirk's because it's like...

George is too old. And I'm like 65 or something. I think you have to pick Darks. Go ahead. Okay, Darks. Morgan number two, you're 22. Who's sexiest man in country music? Ooh, I think I'd go Jake Owen.

Wow. That's a good one. Wait, why'd you wow that, Bobby? Because Jake's like close? That's like pick him a cousin. So, Dirk's, too. I sit on his face every day. That's weird.

That is true. Amy has a cheer with Dirk's his face on it. And it's awkward. But, I mean, but obviously he's one of our friends. Like, I don't sit here saying like, oh, you know. But I feel like the same way about Dirk's as we would, Jake. I would Yeah

I'm probably A little closer to Dirk than I am Jake too But those are two of the guys We're actually Friend friends with And this Who I pick

Is Dan from Dan and Shea It's like our cousin again I know I know I'm like Like he comes over to my house But yeah Like strong

Strong jawline Like It's a good one He hits the gem Like every day Yeah Hard Worker Good arms

Good hair Can we go to break Excuse me Did you already say the good hair? Oh my goodness What's up lunchbox I said can we go to break Commercial song anything

This is just This is awkward What's awkward about it? What do you mean What's awkward about it Bobby you are just a bunch of us girls Talking about guys I mean

This is a bunch of us talking about Sexiest Man alive Anyway That's what I saw right there Who else? There's lots of I mean We have a lot of people

Oh, good one. Sexy. Wow. Thank you, Eddie, for jumping in. You're welcome. I'm not a huge fan of Sam's shaved head. But that doesn't take the sexiness away. Yeah, what is your deal with shaved heads?

Oh, it's a deal with anything, you know? Bobby Boom. Come on. Lunchbox left his baby, about three months old. I guess they found a hernia. Is that what he said? Yeah, two. Two hernia.

So he left. He will not be here the rest of the show today or tomorrow. But according to him, it should go all right, but it's still stressful when they have to put your baby under. Am I right about all that? Yes. Yeah. Okay. So that's where he is.

If you don't hear his voice, that's why. On to a Halloween story, Oakland police thought it was a severed head brought to them as a Halloween prank, except it wasn't. Did you see this? Yeah. So they found a head in a yard, but there was a headless corpse also recently found. So they thought it was a Halloween prank, but then they thought it was a Halloween prank, but then they realized, oh, wait a second, this head might belong to that crazy corpse that we found that had no head.

What? That's crazy. And I would have thought it was Halloween, too. I would have for sure been like Halloween. And so it wasn't. It was real. Eddie, isn't that crazy? That is so crazy.

And I just watched Halloween the movie, you know, during Halloween. And the cops are always just like, these darn kids. Like, you know, it's weird that the cops automatically just think it's like, it's Halloween. Yeah. I mean, they're still doing all the DNA testing. I mean, there's not like a. update yet if they know for sure, but it's a real skull, and it's not.

And one of the officers was quoted as saying, I can say in my many years of service, I have never had a human skull delivered to the police station. Well, with last night being Halloween, I posted on my Instagram, did you see the person that went as my mystery girl? No. Pull up my Instagram, Amy. My name's Mr. Bobby Bones. It's not on my story.

It's on my main feed. And this girl named Sarah wrote, this year for Halloween, I went as, Mr. Bobby Bones is mystery girl and she has a question mark on her hat and her face down and on her t-shirt is his eye heart Bobby Bones but you can't see her face. It's pretty funny. Oh, I see. That's funny.

Isn't that funny? Yeah. Our listeners are so creative. A lot of people went as like us, which I'm like, man, there are so many cooler people to go as but I thought that was super funny. I saw Eddie win as Bruno Mars. Yeah, what did you think? My first thing was you look like Pruno Mars.

What does that? What does that mean? I mean, you look kind of old Oh, dang, dude Pruno Mars, because I'm pruning You know prunes are for old people That's messed up I was gonna write that and I was like, nah This was kind of a joke

Because I think you're cool still Thank you Well, my kids wanted me to go as Bruno So I was like, I can do this Yeah, how was it? It was fun, you know? It was easy to dress up I got a hat and I wrote the 24-carat sign on it

Oh, you wrote that on there? Yeah, it looked good, didn't it? It looked really good. That's what I'm talking about. Yeah, that's funny. I just put sunglasses on and I thought I nailed it. Yeah, it was funny. I was like, what's Eddie dressing as?

And then I put it all together and I was like, oh, Bruno Mars. Looks good. It does look good, though. Thank you, thank you. I'm looking at the picture right now. Wonder Woman. Yep. Mm-hmm.

Or like Wonder Elder Woman. Yeah, like a geriatric. Dang, we're all just old versions of these people. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're all just a slightly aged version of the cool thing. I saw this story where a rap video, they were shooting this thing in California, and they were shooting it with replica AR-15s, and obviously the whole neighborhood freaked out

because they thought people were breaking into a church with machine guns, basically. Oh. Did you see this? I didn't, but gosh, I mean, yeah, you need to warn everybody before you do that. A music director in Los Angeles, his name is Peter Mandana, admits he's the director who picked a bad time to shoot a rap video. that included men with assault rifles running into a church. No one knew they were filming a music video,

so it set off a panic, which led to the LAPD swarming the area and shutting down the neighborhood. Wow. When they arrived, the director informed police, they were shooting a video for a rap group. They had the proper permits. They didn't actually have a permit, though.

The video took place two days after that shooting in Pittsburgh, so everyone was also on high alert. They arrested the director. Which they should have. Yeah. And think of all the money's got to pay, because these are, here's the thing about this. That irritates me.

Okay, the guy made a dumb decision. But when our police officers are flying to a scene and they're having to get some, they're putting their lives at risk. And other lives, yeah. Yeah. If they're running hot and their lights are blue and they're flying around cars, like their lives are at risk. And that's not fair.

So I saw that story and was like, what? And they show up and it's like, no, no, we're just shooting a rap video. Is that how they would talk? Video. Maybe. Bobby bones. I was reading this article about how. Athletes spent their first big paycheck,

Shaquillo-Nill blew $1 million on Mercedes cars for his whole family. First check, Mercedes, Mercedes, Mercedes, Mercedes, Mercedes, $1 million. Basically, his family was like, you get a Mercedes, and you get a Mercedes, and you get a Mercedes, but that's cool to be able to do that for your family. For sure. Yeah, this article was trying to make it out like, look how, come on.

Oh, yeah. I mean, it's like he's got plenty of money, what ain't a thing? Venus Williams, a tennis player. She took her first paycheck and she put in the bank and she says that first paycheck is a half million dollars still in the bank plays the safe with her money. Oh, wow, okay. Vince Young from the NFL, there's a whole story about how he ran up tabs of thousands

of dollars at Cheesecake Factory and TGF Fridays. Notoriously, I believe would rent out, like buy all the seats on a Southwest Airlines plane. Did you ever read those stories? No. He wouldn't actually charter a plane from what I read. He would just buy all the seats. And then what? Like, just him?

He'd fly on it with like his friends. friend. Eddie, see if you can find that story. Oh boy. Sounds terrible. David Carr

in the NFL got a $14 million signing bonus while he was living in a house that had no furniture so he and his wife went out and bought a

a couch and a TV. Oh, wow. After they got $14 million. Anyway, I like those stories like that. What's the crazy thing you've ever bought? I think when I first

got the morning show, the crazy, nothing crazy. But I bought my mom a trailer. And land, right? An acre and a half

of land. Yeah. Yeah. That's probably the thing, like, if it were to compare it, because I grew up really poor. So when I first started to make a... And also, I don't have kids or a wife or... What do I even spend money on? You know?

Nothing. Well, I mean, especially then, that was like a really big deal. I bought my mom a trailer and an acre and a half of land. I sold that land. Remember when they put me in the newspaper for not paying taxes on it? Mm-hmm. You got called out. Front Street.

I didn't know. I was supposed to pay taxes on it. And the newspaper had a big story about me not paying taxes. I sold a lamp from $1 to my cousin. Oh, yeah, that's even cool, too. You know? Yeah, I was like, if you can use it for a dollar. You can have it, yeah.

Okay, here's this Vince Young thing. On a 2007 Southwest flight from Nashville to Houston, Vince Young bought all the seats except for about 10 passengers who had bought tickets before he could buy the entire plane. It's crazy. The plane seated 130 passengers. He purchased 120 seats. How's he doing now, though?

He's good, right? Yeah, I think he's fine. I think he works for the university. I thought he had a steakhouse or something I think he probably likes his name probably. I'm just kidding. He doesn't work there. No, he doesn't work there. No, no, no. Anyway,

you good? Everybody good? You tired from Halloween last night or no? I mean, a little bit. I feel like it's hitting me, but it was worth it. Made a lot of memories. How late were you out? Where's the candy? That's all my daughter kept saying, even on drive home. Can we stop it there and get more candy? Oh, she wanted to stop at every house

on the way home? Yes, and like, I'm like, No, porch lights are off. Like, trick-or-treating's over. We were out pretty late, like, 9-30. Yeah? And they go to bed at 8.15. So how long did you let them stay up and eat candy, though? Oh, right when we got home, it was like, pajamas, let's go.

Bedtime. No. All their candy, once we got inside the house, donezo. Give mom and dad your candy. Goodbye. Oh, they had to turn it over? Yeah, you think we let them take their candy to their room? I don't know your rules.

I don't know. No, they have candy boxes in the pantry with their name on it. And from here on now, after Halloween, it goes in their box. And then if they want candy, it has to be distributed by yours truly. Well, look at you. Candy boss. It's not free for all up in there. Here's Amy's pile of stories.

Sometimes I just like stories where it shows me stars are just like us, you know? Oh, yeah? Yeah. What star are you like? Well, I mean, a lot of them. sometimes. But Megan Markle, you know, the new Duchess, married Prince Harry, she has bunions on her feet. Well, look at you guys. You're basically a princess, Amy. I know. Well, I don't have a legit bunion, but I do have this weird bump that's starting to grow on my foot as I age and the more

heels I wear and my feet get crammed into stuff. I'm like, ooh, just doesn't feel good. And as bad as I feel for her that the Daily Mail published this, I kind of was like, sweet. Stars are just like us. Get you a crown. That's what I say when I hear this story. Get our princess a crown, everyone. Come on. And they said they even see a mysterious scar on her other foot that reveals that maybe she already had a bunion removed

too. You got to be kidding me. No princess of mine is going to have two bunions. Okay, what else, Amy? Okay, so Bobby, you've done CrossFit, right? Yeah, hardcore for a long time, yeah. Yeah, I mean, it's pretty intense. And now they're offering CrossFit cruises. Oh, kill me. Where, yeah, you pay

money to go on vacation and do your wad on the water. Listen, if you love CrossFit, I think it would be awesome. I have friends that are super into it. By the way, a wad is a workout of the day. Yeah, W-O-D. You go in and the board, there's the wad, the workout of the day, and you do it, and it's timed. Okay. You guys are like 11 years old.

Carry on, carry on. No, it's awesome. Do you want to know the price? The price per person is $2,400. for Ocean View State Room for the CrossFit Cruise. Listen, they'd have to pay me $2,400 to go on the CrossFit cruise. Oh, really? Yeah, you're not into it.

But, I mean, I'm into, at least you're getting the Caribbean views. You get to go on a cruise, but you don't, like, get home from the cruise feeling all gross and fat. I'm not going on a cruise to work out. I may work out while I'm there, but that's my choice. What else, Amy? Okay. And lastly, did you see the cops? North Carolina had to, like, show up and investigate a suspicious package that actually turned out

to be a journey cassette tape? I did see that. Yes, they thought it was a dangerous package. People called 911 after they saw some mysterious mail, and when they opened it up, it was a journey cassette tape. Which kids these days, maybe they don't know what that is. They thought it was a bomb. That's a cassette tape.

Hey, Morgan number two, that's called a cassette tape. It's got two circles in it and some, you know, some just awesomeness. Here's one of Journey's biggest hits. Maybe you know this one right here. Go ahead. Don't stop believing. The only thing this is blowing up is the charts,

ladies gentlemen, coming into number one. Good one. Well, thank you with Journey. Don't Stop Believing here on all the hits, number one song of the week. That's right. Keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the stars.

And here's another hit from Journey. Maybe you recognize this song right here. Any way you want it. That's the way you need it, Journey, everyone here. And then Journey's great. How many more songs do we have to do this bit for? One. Any more?

One more? How many more? One more. One more. Oh, forever young, everyone. Don't worry. Nobody's dying a day. Right? Turn it up. That's right. Faithfully. Come on, that's a jam, though. That makes me want to go listen to that song, no.

Forever yours. Do you know that one, Eddie? I mean, I've heard that keyboard part right there. Is that not from your prom? No, I didn't dance to that one in prom. All right. Amy, is that it? Yes, that's my pile. What's up today, Amy?

Oh, man. We're covering from candy comot toast. Kids got a lot of candy last night, Halloween, or what? Yes, so that means mom and dad got a lot of candy. I feel like we were just, it was like a fun, exciting night, like a lot, a lot, just a lot. You know? Yeah. It was their first Halloween.

Yes, so there was so much to take in, and I think I was excited to watch them take it all in, because, of course, I just went back to my childhood and how things were Halloween. So it was pretty special. But I don't ever nap. And honestly, I might take a little nap today. Oh, yeah? Yeah, good for you.

Yeah, what about you? So I'm in Austin, and I'm going to finish the show. I have like 1030 to 5. I have dance practice. We're way behind. I mean, just, I'm, this is a hard dance for me, the waltz. And it's country night. and we have two dances this week.

I have a team dance. And so I'm way behind. Not because I've not been doing the work, but because I just, I'm slow on dancing. These other people have dance skills. Like, they've eliminated a lot of the people who had no dance, or unlimited dance skills. So now it's everybody who's pretty good.

And so we have like six and a half hours of training today and have a charity event tonight, going to the Andy Rodic Foundation event. And Dirk, Spanley's playing. So. But when did you're a little nap? No, there's no little nap. Amy, I don't get to nap anymore.

I know. I know. I probably won't even really. take one either now that I think about it, but it's just like so nice to maybe think about it. You should take one. I know, but I don't know that. Take one for me. Dedicated to me before you close your eyes.

Okay. I mean, if you say so. Yeah, hey, I say so. So I'm doing that today and tonight and then I fly back to Los Angeles. That'll be fun. Tell Darks I said, what up? I will tell me you said what up. Like hi.

I'm going to do a song with them tonight, I think. I don't know what I'm going to do yet. Oh, you don't know yet? Okay. No, what song should I sing with them? Come a little closer. I think y'all should see here. step, but it was like...

To each other. But that's a good one. I don't want to ruin that one. Like, people at the show want to hear him sing that. He will be. He'll be singing it with you. And these people... Come a little closer, baby.

The people at this event, they want to, like, have fun. I think they'll have fun. Like, they're sitting there, like having a good time, drinking some drinks. I feel like laying you down. Seeing you and Dirk sing that to each other, be very entertaining. All right. That's it. Thank you so much.

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