The Bobby Bones Show - Amy’s Parking Lot Confrontation… + Guess the Country Artist Singing ‘Merry Little Christmas’ + Eddie Is Upset At His Situation at Home + Amy and Raymundo Admit to Doing Something Disgusting!

Episode Date: November 30, 2021

Amy shares the story of a parking lot conversation she got into with a man and how it escalated from a simple incident to an all-out verbal throwdown. We have to guess the Country Artist singing a famous Christmas song. Eddie is upset that he is having to do more around the house because his wife got a job. Amy and Raymundo admit to doing something weird with their pets and we cannot believe it. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Or you can give the Signature Cruise Experience Office a call at 888-381-4420. These spots are going fast. Book now, Topshelfcountrycruise.com or 888-381-44-2.5. 20. What's happening, guys? Welcome to Tuesday show. Morning studio. Morning. As has been the last couple of weeks, I am doing the radio show from an undisclosed location, which makes it sound like I'm the vice president hiding as the president is in trouble, which is not the case at all, but I cannot tell you exactly where I am. I am in a hotel room somewhere, and soon enough, the truth will prevail. Well, there's no prevailing, actually, but I'll be able to tell you guys.

I will tell you that where I am, if you don't drink water all the time, you get a headache because you're dehydrated all the time. We are very close to the equator. I can say that, right, Mike? Mike and I, Mike D and I are currently in a hotel room. I'm amazed that there aren't complaints because we're in a hotel room just normal, and there are rooms on both sides of us, and it's butt crack early. And I'm going, we're doing a radio show. Like I'm yelling, basically, at times. And so I have a slight headache.

I'm going to be honest with you because I am a little bit dehydrated. my lips are sunburned. I have a second degree sunburn on my lip, which I started to get a little tingle on my lip. And so I told Caitlin, I was like, I think I have something on my lip. And she was like, oh, is it a fever blister, a cold sore? And I was like, I've never had one of those before, so I don't know. But we started treating it as such. And we were able to go to the pharmacy and they'll give you whatever you want. You don't need a prescription for it. It's crazy. And so I got some, a pill and some medicine to treat a fever blister. And turns out because it's so hot

and I've been in the sun, my lip is so sunburned that blisters were on my lips. And so if you hear me a little bit like with a lift like that, it's because I hate hitting my lip with my top lip because it's so sunburned. So that's another story.

I'm dealing with sunburned. Who even knew lips could get sunburned? I mean, I guess it makes sense. but uh so that hurts Morgan number one is down here with Mike D and myself and we were at a restaurant the other night and I guess she is very scared of everything and she took a knife from dinner and put in her purse

just in case in case someone tried to attack her so she's now walking around with a restaurant knife ready to stab anyone that gives her crap yes Amy nothing I mean I'm just good for her being ready protect herself I'm just afraid she's going to stab someone that's like, hey, how are you today? Like she is on edge. You don't take a steak knife from a dinner table and put it in your purse unless you are on edge. But like most of us, she doesn't know the language.

And I think at times she feels a bit overwhelmed. Well, I'm getting pretty good at the language. I'll be honest with you. I can at least understand a little bit. I feel, and Eddie, I'll ask you this because you speak Spanish. Yeah, come on. And you have spent a decent amount of time. Mexico, right? Yeah, I mean, I grew up right on the border, so yes, I know Spanglish.

I feel like when I talk back to them in Spanish, that they think I'm a joke or trying to insult them. Do you feel that way? No, I think that they just appreciate your effort. No matter of you sound like a big dummy, they appreciate that you're trying to speak their language. I think it's more insulting when you go as an American and you're just like, hey, Donde, where is the restaurante? And you're like doing forks to your mouth, sign language kind of stuff. You're trying, so they love that. Yes, si, si,

see, see. Okay, well, Buenos deez, everybody. Glad you are here. Buenos de

Buenos deos, Buenos deos, M. Mm-hmm. Uh, gracias. And your welcome is actually,

it's not much gusto, but it's Camucho gusto. It's almost the same thing, but the opposite, it's Camucho

Guesto. Well, did you know that, Eddie? No, I say de nada. Yeah, I usually say de

de nada. No, trust me here, you say Camucho gusto. Okay. Oh, lots of

interesting. Yes, lots. That's what I've been told. I have a driver that is from here. And like I've said before, I do Rosetta Stone basically with him. I'm like, how do you say this? What is this? And so we work on Spanish as we travel around. But again, luckily, Mike D is here and no Spanish. But, you know, he just does radio with me. And then I don't see him until the next radio show. But we're here. My lips are sunburned. But we're rocking. We're ready to go. Let's get started today. Let's open up the mailbag You send an email and we read it on the air It's something we call Bobby's mailbag

Yeah Hello Bobby Bones My husband is not a morning person And I've learned to not talk to him Until his coffee kicks in I can deal with my husband's grumpiness But now our five-year-old kid is copying his behavior He acts like his dad

He mumbles one word answers Until he's quote also had his coffee It's driving me crazy but my husband thinks it's cute and he says I'm making too much of a big deal about it. How can I nip this in the bud signed Jenna C? I think what stands out to me in her email

she's like I can put up with my husband's grumpiness but then she says my husband thinks it's cute and I'm overreacting. That's the problem is that this is a conversation with her husband because he's the one egging it on thinking it's cute like who cares. He needs to have a talk with the son. Eddie have kids that either have been five years old or right now. Yeah. Yeah. What

What do you say? Well, one thing I've learned about, you know, these kids are always watching you. So this kid is just copying dad. I think it's hilarious. But if really there's going to be a change here, then dad needs to change his behavior in the morning. That's the only thing because he's copying exactly what dad's doing. So he's got to fake it.

He's got to be happy and maybe smile and maybe the kid will change. So if you're Jenna, you go to the husband, not the kid. Yeah. Oh, what's the kid going to do? You can't tell the kid not to act a certain way. So yeah, you got to go to husband. Hey, he's copying everything you do. Just act a lot.

little more perky in the morning and maybe he'll change his attitude too. When did that stop happening with your kids? Never. I mean, they do everything I do. Still? Still? I mean, I love to watch football on Sundays. You know, sometimes I got shorts on, put my hand in my pants, and I look around me and

they're all doing the same thing. And my wife's like, look what you're doing to our kids. What's up with the hand in the pants? I don't know. We just do it. I talked to another mom the other day. She said her kids do the same thing, too. He's like, well, that's just boys.

I don't know. We just like to have our hands in there. Don't know what that is. Bobby, you watch football with your hands in your pants? I don't think so Yeah check next time I bet your hands are in there Maybe I just need to

Set an alarm Random check Yeah just check it Or hands in your pants Caitlin would notice If you do that You should just ask her Yeah I think she would tell me

I wouldn't have to ask her Thank you for your email It sounds like you need to go talk to the husband Not the kids All right if you want to email us Morgan What do they do? Mailbag at bobbybones.com We got your email

And we read it on your air Now it's about to close Bobby's mailback Yeah So everyone weekend, Amy hosts a show called Women of I Heart Country. It is an entire hour of female country artists. And that's the goal is to, you know, provide more exposure for female artists. We also throw back to women in the 90s. This past weekend, Cam was Amy's guest. You may know Cam from

this song, Burning House. How good was it to see Cam again? Oh, it was awesome. And she performed that song live in the studio, and I got goosebumps again. Got them the first time I ever heard her play and got him again when she performed it. The interview and the performance was so good. Here it is. From our Women of I Heart Country Show. It's Amy with Cam. Let's go, girls.

So we are in studio now with Cam. So you're about to perform Burning House. And I want to go back to when you first wrote the song. What was the idea in the writing room that day? I literally just had the dream. Like I had a boyfriend. We were on again, off again in college. And he was a big part of my life.

So when it ended, and I didn't have. handle it well. Like I broke up with him in a not very nice way. I felt really bad about it. And like a couple years later, I was going to see him at this mutual friends party. And I thought, okay, this is my chance to sort of set it right, not to get back together, but just so that he knows that I know, you don't treat people like that, even if you're not going to be together forever. You can still be sweet to them, you know? So I was planning this apology and went to bed with all this on my mind. And you know how like whatever you're thinking about kind of seeps into your dreams, you know? So I dreamt that there was this house on fire and I'm like running towards it and the emergency crews are like

you can't go in there he's in there like meaning my ex but the house is about to come down and I'm like a hero right so I run straight in find him can't get him out so instead of leaving and saving myself I lay down next to him and hold him so he doesn't have to die alone and I called my buddy Tyler like the next morning being like you won't believe this dream that I had like all the guilt and stuff he was like started singing back the exact words that I had said. Like, I had a dream about a burning house. I was like, that is amazing. Like, immediately you know what someone's talking about. There's like such a visceral reaction for people when I sing the song. Like, I see it in their eyes. Like, I met this girl who, like, had the same dream apparently, like, reoccurring and was going to therapy for it. Like, she came up to

me after a show and told me about it. And I was like, okay, so like, fill me in on what the therapist said so I don't have to like pay for therapy. Yeah. She goes, it means that. that there's something in your life that you cannot fix. And either it's in someone else or it's in the past and it's not yours to control anymore and you have to accept it. And I was love that. I feel like people have different reasons for loving this song. But like I think that's like the connector.

I think for a lot of the different stories that people tell me. Well, how about we play Burning House now? You ready? Yes, I would love that. All right, here's Cam performing Burning House on Women of IHeart Country. Reba announced that she's opening up a bar and restaurant in Oklahoma. The spot will be called Reba's Place, and it will feature two stories of dining along with being a bar, live music venue, and retail store. It's set to open in 2022.

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With producer Eddie. Tell me something good. 12-year-old Caleb from Utah, he was part of a student council service project where he made blankets with his hands, homemade blankets, and was given him to a nearby hospital. Well, he shows up to the hospital with eight blankets that he made. And the hospital's like, oh, thank you so much. But we do have 500 patients in here. So he said, I will go back and I'll make more blankets. So he is now at 400.

And I think it's like 410 blankets and he wants to do 501 just in case somebody else needs one. That's amazing. I bet that kid has ripped up hands. That's what I think about. How muscular is, he's like 10, but he has hands of like a bodybuilder. That's awesome. That's a great story. What's his name again?

His name is Caleb. Caleb? That's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. Well, both Eddie and Raymundo wrote a jingle for the Morgan and Morgan commercial, and they were trying to win $100,000. And so, I mean, John Morgan came on the show and was like, submit your jingle. We'd see it on TV.

Submit your jingle. And so first, this is Eddie's jingle that he wrote to try to win $100,000. Go ahead. Dial pound all. That's all. It's not your fault. That's right. Dial pound law, that's all.

Come on. I thought it was great. It did not win $100,000, Eddie. I'm very sorry. That is crazy to me, but whatever. Whatever. Ray Mundo submitted his. Oh, I should say that was Eddie and Brandon Ray wrote that and Brandon Ray sang it.

It was so good. Now, it was so good. Dial pound law. That's all. Ray Mundo, you wrote this with who? Me and Eric Dodd. Okay. And this is Eric.

Eric Dodd singing it. Yep. And this is their submission that lost $100,000. Here you go. If you low and don't know where to go and you don't know who to call, don't forget you've got a friend, I'll pound law, that's all. Morgan and Morgan for the people, for the people. Morgan, for the people, Morgan, for the people, for the people.

come. It's pretty good too, but it didn't win. Have you guys heard the winning jingle? No. No, we have not. What is happening? We have it. Okay.

You guys didn't win, but we have the winning one. Do we know who this is even? Or we just pull it off the website? Yeah, it's Graham Heinz is the dude's name. He looks very young. I mean, significantly younger than me and Eddie, and I'm pretty sure he lives in his parents' basement. And not even kidding, because he gets submitted a video with it,

And it looks like it's a basement. Okay. Here is this guy. This is the winner of $100,000. Go ahead. If you need financial compensation, if you got hurt and now you're in a fuss, whether you slipped on a banana or got hit by a bus,

you should go to someone you know you can trust. Do you think that that was better than Eddie's and raise, Amy? No. No. You don't? I don't. Eddie, what are we going to say? You mean what?

I think, I mean, it's pretty darn good. Like, it's not a bad jingle. The guy sounds just like, what is the panic at the disco, dude? He's got a great voice. That's who it sounds like. The jingle is good, man. So, I mean, I'm all right losing to that. Ramundo?

Yeah, $100,000. I can't believe he won it. I think it's good, but I just don't think it's, Morgan Morgan's one that put up $100,000 for grabs. I think they're kind of like, man, we shouldn't have offered that much money, but he's the winner. I think it's better than me and Eddie's both. Wow.

Okay. I think it's hard to. argue because it's all taste, but I still think Eddie's was the best. All right. That's what I'm talking about, Bones. Well, you don't win any money. I give you a Beanie Baby if you want. I don't want the beanie baby. But what if, Bones, hear me out,

what if I approach them again and be like, hey, I know the, I mean, come on, contest. We all know what that's all about. Hey, how about really using this jingle, though, once all this contest stuff is over? You can pitch it. I think you should write more jingles for more people. You've done one for what you call it. What's your...

Who's it? Who's it. Yeah. And that one was really good? I did tell Brandon Ray, I said, man, I am on it, because he's kind of like my co-writer for jingles. I said, I am on a mission to get a jingle by the end of the year. Bones, we're almost done with the year, and I've got nothing. Yeah, oh, no, you're not going to get one this year. Hey, but get them next year, champ.

All right, thanks. All right, Ray Mundo, we'll play a country artist singing, have yourself a Merry Little Christmas. We have to name the artist. He'll play like 20 to 30 seconds of it. Play the Brett Eldridge one, Ray. Have yourself. Oh, I got that one.

I mean, so good, right? So good. Brett's so good. So you would go, that's Brett Eldridge, and then you would get a point, okay? I'm going to play because I haven't seen them. It's me, Amy, lunchbox, and Eddie. We have five of these and some for tiebreaker if we need them. Everybody ready?

Ready. Ready. Have yourself a merry little Christmas. Let your heart be left. I'm in. I got it. Amy. Carrie Underwood? I have Carrie Underwood. Lunchbox? I have Carrie Underwood.

Eddie? Yeah, man. That's Carrie Underwood. There you go. All right, everybody's on the board. Next up. Have yourself a merry little Christmas. I'm in. I'm in for the win. Stop talking. Oh, you don't have it? You don't have it yet?

Dang, angry. Geez. Turn it up. Okay. Who do you have, Amy? Darius Rucker? Yeah, me too, Darius Rucker. Much right.

Darius. Eddie? That's Darius Rucker, yes. All right. All right, everybody's doing good. Everybody's got two. All right, next up. Have yourself a merry little Christmas.

I'm in. Let your heart be like. From now on. On our troubles will be out of... I'm in. I'm in. Pretty easy, everybody? Oh, yeah.

Come on. Okay. Amy? Casey Musgraves. Yeah, Casey. Lunchbox? Casey Musgraves. Eddie?

Casey Musgraves. All right, three for three. Ray, stump us here. Give us a tough one. Have yourself. Christmas. No idea. Stop it.

Let your heart be life. I don't know who this is. Turn it up, please. From now on, our troubles will be out of sight. That's weird. I don't know who that is. Does anyone know it? 100% I know it.

You guys know who that is. I don't want to be the same as lunchbox. I don't want to be same as lunchbox. Play it again, please. Have yourself a merry little Christmas. I'm just going to write down something. Wait, wait, mine's a guess. I mean, now I'm second-guessing myself.

Hold on now. Our troubles will be out of sight. Shoot. I'm second-guess than myself, too. We played again. One more time. Have yourself a merry little Christmas. Okay.

Okay. This has to be in. We just, it's, it's, one of these two people, we get the point. Nope. No way. Is one of your people, Kane Brown? No. No, no. Kane Brown is over on the radar. I didn't write that down, but that was at the end. Okay. Let's all say it on the count of three, so no one. Let's just, ready?

Okay. Okay. One, two, three. Scott. George, Jackson. It was between Josh Turner and Scottie McPhure. Bobby didn't say anything. Yes, I did. I said George Strait. Okay.

Oh, me too, me too. Okay, so Amy and I have George straight. Eddie, you have Alan Jackson. That's not Scotty McCreary. No. No, it's like, I thought it's either George or Randy Travis. Oh, boy. So Josh Jordan went on there either?

No. Oh, boy. Okay. Ray, is anyone right? Yep. Oh, I bet it's Alan Jackson. No way. Yeah, yeah, it is for sure.

Ray, who is it? Alan Jackson. Have you seen? Wow. Nice job, Eddie. Thank you. Hey. All right.

Last one. Have you? A Merry Little Christmas Your heart Oh, sigh I'm in Wow, I have nothing 100%.

100%. Yep 100% I'm in Played again, Ray. A merry little heart Oh, sigh Okay.

Wow. Yeah. Hold on, hold on, guys. Hold on. Man, I don't know. Me either. I'll be honest with you guys.

Okay. I mean, I have somebody, but I put the odds at one and six to the try. Okay. I'll go first. Amy, who do you have? It's Kelsey Ballerini. Oh, that's it. 100%.

That's it. That's it. That's good. I have Gabby Barrett. Son of my God. Eddie? I have Danielle Bradbury. Woo!

Yeah. So does that mean? Lunchbox, go ahead. You're not going to get it. Whoa, guys, I got Maddie and Tay. He's two different people. Is this a tiebreaker? Okay.

All right, let's do Buzz in with your name. I'm out. There's a winner here that's not me. Buzz in with your name when you know it. Ray, hit him with one more. Have yourself a merry little Christmas. Let your heart be alive. From now on.

Our troubles will be out of size. Do you know it? No. Can I steal it? And no. She almost pulled the trigger. Did you go no, no? Yes.

It's Little Big Ten! Yes! That's Karen! Yes! Oh, that's good. Is that right? That's right? All right.

Nice job, Amy. Great job. Great job. Great job. Amy went. Hey, she did full Fonzie. Yeah. Because I was like going to have chimed in and I was like, no, no, no.

Wow. Here's the voicemail we got last night. Yeah, I just wanted to share this with you. So my grandson, Caden, 14 years old, tends to spend a lot of time in the bathroom. And I kept going, Kaden, what are you doing in there? What are you doing in there? What are you doing in there?

He's like, Grandma, leave me alone. And I'm like, Kitten, what are you doing there? He goes, I'm watching YouTube and pooping. I said, so you're YouTubein? So we came up with the news. YouTubein. All right. I have two comments about this. One, even grandmothers think that pooping humor is funny, right?

Two, she doesn't sound like a grandmother. Is she the youngest sounding grandmother in the history of grandmothers? Yeah, that's what I was saying. She's like 38 years old. Thank you for the call. Listen, you can leave us a voicemail about anything. 877, 77, Bobby. We love it.

We listen to them. We appreciate them. Here's Amy's pile of stories. So back in September, this woman made the news because she was marrying herself. She was tired of relying on men. But just 90 days later, I guess, I don't know if she wasn't good enough. She's divorcing herself. Okay.

She's just looking for attention. Okay. No. No, it's not just that. She met somebody else. somebody else came along. So she realized that she needed to end her relationship with herself and start something new with this someone special.

If I was that new someone special and I met her and I was like, hey, are you single? She's like, no. I'm like, oh, sorry. She goes, but I'm married to myself. Yeah, I wouldn't be interested in that. That is bizarre behavior. So does she have to like legally get a divorce when she's legally married to herself? I don't know that you can legally marry yourself, Bobby.

Which is weirder Her marrying and divorcing herself Or someone that marries a ghost Oh my gosh I think marrying the ghost is weirder If you're making me choose Lunchbox which is weirder Marrying yourself

I mean a ghost is at least someone else It's so ridiculous to marry yourself I forgot lunchbox has had a relationship with a ghost I'll say this yourself is at least someone that's real Like a tangible thing A ghost is not I think if I met anyone one and they were like, yes, I'm currently married to a ghost or myself, I would chunk deuses at them.

What else you got, Amy? Well, parents are struggling to find this Christmas's hottest toy for kids, which is the Magic Mixey's Magic Caldron. And people are comparing it to tickle me Elmo in the 90s. And here's the deal. Some targets have them, but they're not shipping them out. So you have to get lucky and find one at your target for $69.99. Or they're popping up on eBay for like $100. Okay, here's why it's not like Tickle Me Elmo.

Why? I never heard of it. And I talk about the news every day. Tickle Me Elmo was like that chicken sandwich of Popeyes. Like you had to have one. People were beating each other up at stores over it. I never heard of Magic Mixey's Magic Cauldron. I don't even know what that is.

Well, what if this is me bringing it to you? Good point. Now you've heard of it. So it allows kids to use magical ingredients to create a stuffed animal. So all these things like get mixed together. And the fun part is, is on the box, it says, Who will you magically create? Like you don't know what your animal is going to look like.

So I don't know. I might have to get this for at least my son, maybe. I don't know what this is, but it sounds to me like there's either going to be a bunch of kids that get burnt physically by this or a house is going to get burnt down. It feels like too many chemicals in play. Well, I'll keep you posted if I can find one. And then we've got a sneak preview of the CMT Crossroads Christmas that Brett Young is doing with Brett Young and friends. Here's Brett with Boys to Men singing this Christmas.

I'm surprised Brett Young is doing that. I figured Brett Eldridge, because he's Christmas. When you said Brett, I was like, oh, for sure, Brett Eldridge. Okay. Yeah, no, it's Brett Young. It's airing December 8th and other people joining Brett, Colby Calais, Darius Rucker, Gavin de Graal, and Maddie and Tay. Okay, there you go. Yep, I'm Amy. That's my pile.

That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. Tell me something good. Don, Chriswell. is a building teacher at Newcastle Community School, so he has the students out on a building site and they're doing some work.

He's nine feet up in the air when he falls, head first, boom, into the concrete. Oh, my. Serious injuries, but two students jump down. One wraps his head to cover the gash, and the other one keeps his neck stable, even though he kept trying to sit up going, no, I'm fine, I'm fine.

Another teacher calls 911, and they said if he would have sat up, he probably would have died. Oh, my. Which is why they don't sit up football. players when they're down. Oh, how do you not know this? They take every single precaution to make sure when it's a neck or a spine injury or possible spine injury, you lay still. They will cut your helmet off of you more than you taking a risk like this guy would have done. Yeah, so shout out

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But had so many people message me going, we've still got a whole turkey, and we're going to keep eating the turkey. It's fine. I'm not telling you how to live your life. I'm just passing along scientific information here. But Amy did say there's something you can do with your turkey, right, Amy? Yeah, I would say this is absolutely the last meal, and then you probably should get rid of it.

But we made a turkey chili this year with our leftovers, and I had never done that before. Normally we just do turkey sandwiches or, I don't know, keep that whole Thanksgiving vibe going. But this kind of put a new twist on it, and it tastes totally different. You can just use whatever chili recipe you normally use with beans and tomatoes and onions

and, you know, just replace the ground meat with shredded up turkey. And I served it with avocado and sour cream and chips on the side, and it was so good. Who liked it the most? Everyone. I mean, me? Everyone. But no, everyone, like, because it is a different, it makes it more kind of a different, you know,

genre of food. Like, it goes into the Mexican realm and you kind of feel like you're not even eating Thanksgiving leftovers. All good? Yeah, turkey chili. I have the, if people want more detailed, I did put it up with the picture of it. And you can just go to Radio Amy. That's my Instagram. And I have a step by step of what I did.

But I think everyone will love it. And then, yeah, after this, you got to let the turkey go. Just be down. That's what I was looking for. I knew you put it up. So go to. Amy's Instagram and you can see their recipe up there. Okay, let's go over and get in the morning corny.

The morning corny. How do you wash your hands over the holidays? How do you wash your hands over the holidays? With Santa Tizer. That was the morning corny. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. I was reminding Amy in the commercial break that we were going to talk about

some sort of confrontation that she got into. And she goes, ooh. And I was like, save that. Okay. Save whatever you're holding right there into the segment. Because I don't really know what happened. I teased it obviously, but what happened with you? Well, I was in a parking lot confrontation.

And I just am trying to give like the most condensed version because it felt like forever that I was talking with this guy. But basically, I was in a parking lot that I'm in a lot. and I am turning down. It's like I just rolled through a stop sign. So, I mean, I stopped at it. And then I'm going. But I was not going that fast.

But he looked at me like slow down and then mouthed at me to slow down. And I was like, oh, awkward. So I go, I park. I do my thing. And then 15 minutes later, I'm walking back out to my car. And I guess he kind of is coincidentally going to his car, which is near mine. And when I'm opening my car door, he walks by me and mumbles. well, hope you made it there on time.

And I was like, part of me was like, were you already, let me ask you this, were you already, did that trigger you based on anything else happening in your life? Because I, well, okay, you were just genuinely bothered by it. Okay, here's the thing. I've just witnessed rude things happening lately. Like, people are not being kind. And in my opinion, I know I wasn't going too fast.

And I just felt like that was uncalled for. If I was having a particularly sensitive day, that type of comment would maybe have made me cry. But I, instead, I was having a strong day where I was like, I need to stand up for people that don't need to be spoken to this way by strangers. So I just said, well, part of me was debating, just get in the car, get in the car, get in the car. And then I was like, out of my mouth, I just was like, thank you? Like with a question mark? Because I, like, what do you say to that? Because you're clearly not being nice.

And then he turned and he's like, well, you were going 25. and I was like, actually, I was going 15. And he's like, no, you were going 25. And inside my head, I was like, because you have a radar. Because I looked down at my speedometer when he gave me a weird look. And I knew I was only going 15. So I say, I'm going 15. And he continues to argue with me about that.

Can you tell me what celebrity he looked like so I can just envision this guy? Okay. He's good looking, like full head of gray hair, but like lots of hair. Hey, sounds like a lifetime movie if I've ever heard of one. Let's go. Richard Gear? Maybe 55. I don't know.

Older, but yeah, definitely older than me. Like, should have been behaving differently. He was acting like a child. Okay. Okay. So he, oh, and he was driving a Porsche. Oh. I don't like him anymore.

I didn't like in the beginning with now I like him less. Go ahead. Okay, well, this isn't about, I like him. This isn't about not liking people. This was just me trying to, you know, help him be kind to people. So I said something to him like, okay, look, I was going 15. And then he said, well, that must have been after you let off the break. I thought you were going to run me over or something like that.

And I was like, what? I was nowhere near him. It's just his depth perception might be off. So anyway, then he came over and tried to fist bump me and wish me like happy holidays. And I was like, what is happening? So I said, that's my point. Like it's the holidays and we should be kind. And then I said,

You said this to him that you said to him that's the point we should be kind. Yes, and I said, this is the part where I kind of start shaking because I'm like, why am I even still talking to this person? But I felt like it just needed to be done. Maybe it was need to be done for me because I needed to stand up for myself.

So I said, I'm a mature person and I think I could handle it if you were walking past me and you wanted to say, ma'am, I think you were going a little too fast. Like, or in my opinion, I thought you were going a little too fast. Try slowing down. I think I could have, like, taken that constructive criticism or whatever he's saying and been like, okay, maybe I should slow down right there, whatever.

But I said, instead, you walked past me and mumbled, hope you made it there in time. And he said, you know what? You're right. That was passive aggressive. And I said, yes, it was. And then I said, you never know what someone is going through. And there's no need to talk to someone that way. Because, yes, he could say that he could act that way or similarly to somebody else and they might be having the worst day or maybe they were going five over.

And like you get on to them in a parking lot. Or maybe they had a gun in their glove box. Oh, yeah, true. It could be said for you with him. I did think that. I did think that. You're reenacting an Aaron Sorkin scene here with a crazy dialogue. and he can pull a gun on you.

Yeah. Uh-huh. I thought, good thing. I should have said, good thing I'm not crazy. Because if I was crazy, I might pull a gun on you. But instead, I'm just yelling at you like you're a child. And you're telling you how you need to talk to people.

But I really, it just was, it ended up being fine. And I said, you know what? I'm in this parking lot all the time. My name's Amy. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Because I didn't want, I said, if we ever see each other again, I don't want it to be. I'm in this parking lot all the time.

What does that mean? I am. You come here often? I am. I'm in that parking lot almost every day because it's a shopping center near where I am and I go to this place to do my cryotherapy every, like almost every day. And so I said, I'm here all the time. And I just said, if we run into each other again, I did not want it to be awkward. So then he said his name. I don't remember it, whatever. It's not like I'm putting him on blast, but if this does get back to him,

sorry that I had to, you know, have that talk with you in the parking lab, but hopefully now you'll be kinder to people. There you have it. And that's the moral. That is. Like, yeah, you never know. Don't walk past people. Can I mention this?

I remember early on you were like, I'm going to make sure this is a short story. I know. I know. Three hours later. I know. But then also. I got to go to song. Dirk's Bentley, living.

I mean, the show is literally almost over now. I was just going to say, like when I say it out loud, I feel really dumb. But don't be scared to stand up for yourself, people. Okay. In a parking lot with some guy you don't know, do be scared and just go away. That's what I say. Amy, in your mind, how bad is the S word? I think I don't like want, I don't want my kids saying it.

That bad? That kind of bad. Okay. But it's not up there. as one of the bad bad, probably middle bad. I think it's middle bad. There's worse, way worse. I'm going to play a clip. As someone is recording, so you hear them talk over the TV,

but they recorded themselves watching the news when a reporter slips up and accidentally says the S word live on the air. I'm going to beep out the S word here. It's from WVUA News 23 in Tuscaloosa, Alabama. It's a 10 o'clock news. The reporter sounds like she was having trouble getting through and she was talking about the Iron Bowl where Auburn and Alabama played,

and she lost it. She said Smorts instead of sports. She didn't realize she was live on the air. It's a whole thing, right? But people want to fire her for this. Remember, it wasn't beeped on the news. We're beeping it here. Okay, here's the clip. Over 87,000 people will meet in Jurn Pear Stadium tomorrow

to watch arguably the biggest rivalry in college football. Coming up in Smork. We do apologize for that, that outburst, but of course we did catch up with some fans from both teams. Okay. Okay. I all-o-led, because that's hilarious to me that that made the news. And I think what happened was they played a clip they shouldn't have played.

Because I don't think that was live. I think they played a clip that they probably thought was a different clip. And then the anchor was like, oh, we apologize for that. Because it was really quick. That being said, I do not think she should be fired or even suspended. It was an accident. I think there should be some sort of rule where if it's an accident, bad word, the FCC should go, you know what, that was an accident.

We're not going to find them. And we are not going to fire her. Your thoughts, Amy. Yeah, I agree. I don't think that you should get fired over that. I mean, but we do have a certain level of responsibility knowing that we're on air. But if it's an accident. Yes, if it's an accident, I say that the fine shouldn't happen.

It should be lesser. It should at least be lesser. First of all, let's not find her. Secondly, let's not fire her because it's an accident. Thirdly, let's see if that was live or if someone just played the wrong tape. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. There was a guy in Austin who got, Eddie, you know this story?

The guy that got fired? Yeah. He works for ESPN now, though. Didn't he record a whole thing? And at the end of it, he was like, I, oops, and said some bad words, but didn't think that was going to go on the air? What happened to him was crazy because it was the talent and he started saying some bad word or whatever.

And the director who was in charge of all the buttons was mad at him. to get back in him, he put him live on air while he was going on his rant, knowing that he was saying bad words. They both got fired. That stinks for the reporter. Yeah. Yeah, that's hardcore. I just would like to appeal to the news because I know we are listened to in Tuscaloosa. I would like to appeal to everybody at WVUA, justice for the reporter.

I don't even know the reporter's name. Whomever she is, justice for her. Give her the anchor spot, by the way. Let's move her up. Let's actually promote her. I have another story that was pretty wild. A screenshot has gone viral of what looks like someone on a Delta flight breastfeeding on the plane, her cat.

What? Google that. From news.com, it looks like she's breastfeeding her cat. Now, I encourage people, baby's hungry. I don't care where you are, you should breastfeed, have at it. I think it's crazy that we sexualize breastfeeding. that being said should you breastfeed your cat period should you do it in public i don't know where to it feels weird i'm be honest with you it feels weird all of it feels weird amy well i don't know

is the cat hungry obviously she doesn't matter does it matter well yes do you want the cat to starve because let me ask you this if she were to pump the milk and then serve her cat the milk in a bowl would that be okay it's still weird i'm gonna be honest with you yeah it's still weird i'm gonna be honest with you It's still weird. But I think it's weirder to breastfeed a cat on an airplane. Yes, I do. Yeah. Yeah.

I mean, I'm not going to do it, but yeah. I don't want to get canceled. Like I tell you guys, I walk out, every day I walk out and I slap the top of the door, it says, don't get canceled today. So I'm trying not to get canceled, but I do think breastfeeding a cat, I think that's a no. I think that's a no for me, dog. That's what I think about that. What about if you lick your cat?

Okay. Now we're getting into Amy's life, real life here. This is a what about that's actually real. So tell me more. Well, I, I, well, they say that you bond with your cat. Okay. Hey, people say, go ahead. That like, because the mom licks the cat.

And so my cat doesn't have its mom because she, we, she joined our family. And she was licking and I thought, I wanted her to bond with me. So I started, like, rubbing my cheeks on her ear. Did you lick the cat? Yes, I just looked at. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. What?

Oh, my goodness. You like bathed the cat? Just a little bit. With your tongue? One lick. Like where did you lick it? On her head. No.

Right. So it wasn't bad. She had, it was, she was clean. She was clean. It was just one little lick. She's so cute. And I wanted to bond with her. Well, this is weird.

I think this is, I feel weird about this and the breastfeeding cat because I wasn't there. I'm actually here for this. Okay. Where Amy admits she licked her cat. Once, one lick on the forehead for bonding. That is very different than breastfeeding. Why not just rub your chin on it or your head? Why'd you have to go full lick?

I did do that. I don't know. I just was like, you know, rubbing my cheek on her. No, I don't know. I don't know. I'm not going to go, I don't know. It wasn't anything weird or. Really?

Yes, it was? You licked your cat. Oh, come on. Did you get a hairball? No, I didn't lick it that much. But I mean, I bet y'all would be surprised how many people have maybe tried that. Let me check. I would be surprised if people said they had tried that.

Who has a cat here? Ray has a cat. Ray, have you ever licked your cat? Ray, have you ever licked Pablo? No, but I mean, there's times when I carry him and his mouth is very close to my nipple. I'm not physically breastfeeding him. But, I mean, his mouth will touch my nipple all the time. This is bizarre, guys.

Oh, man. Amy, don't even laugh because you're not. Look your cat. Oh boy. Well, I don't know. I didn't, I, I, I don't think what I. We're basically some weird fetish site right now. No, I don't think what I did was weird or fetish like.

I did one lick on the forehead or the cat. Yeah, if you say one lick, that's actually five or six. No, it wasn't. It was one moment of bonding. And I think it worked. I hear you. Let's play Lee Bryce. I think I need a song and to go wash my hands and,

I need to sanitize It's time for the good news With Bobby Tell me something good And now an in-person Tell me something good We have Kimberly on the phone in Florida Hi Kimberly

Hi Bobby, how are you? Doing pretty good Thank you for calling What would you like to say? So my tell me something good was Back in September of 2020 I donated a kidney to my brother-in-law And prior to donating

You have to go through all these tests just to make sure you're healthy enough to go through with it. And I'm driving to Tampa, and I'm asking God, you know, give me a sign. Am I making the right decision? I think I am. And then all of a sudden, on Bobby Bone comes a story about a principal that donated a kidney. And I was like, okay, God, message received. Wow.

So, Amy, I do believe in signs. And I got mine thanks to you guys. So thank you for helping me to make a really life-changing, positive experience and decision. That is amazing. That's awesome. So how was it for you? You went in, and how long were you in the hospital? So it was during like the COVID kind of protocol period time, so that was a little bit crazy.

I'm not a wimp, and I've done, I've had a couple surgeries and two babies and it's a hard surgery. But after six weeks, I was 100% back. So if anybody's thinking of becoming a donor, I think it's an amazing decision. you have a chance to save somebody's life. And, you know, a little inconvenience for you for six weeks is nothing compared to what you're giving to somebody else. That is fantastic. Kimberly, you're awesome. We appreciate you listening.

Thank you so much. And keep on changing the world. That's a great story, Kimberly. Thank you. Back at you. All right. There we go. That's what it's all about.

That was Tell Me Something Good. Thank you guys for hanging out with us. Let's go over and catch up on the news. Bobby's Big. Stories. I had posted this on my Instagram right before Thanksgiving, but it's popped up again because this story is so wild. A North Korean man who smuggled Squid Game into North Korea.

Now, not South Korea, the good Korea, North Korea, the bad Korea. So he smuggles it in. He has to be executed by firing squad. And the high school student who bought the USB drive with the show on it from him is now jailed for life. What? Wild. Again, the bad Korea.

North Korea is coming down on people who distribute or watch, well, basically anything that they don't regulate, but especially squid game. This guy, death by firing squad, another six high schoolers

who watched the show were said to be sentenced to five years hard labor. Their supervisors, the teachers were punished, Teachers and school administrators were fired. Some of them banished to work in remote mines. The students were caught by government censors after a tip-off.

It was the first time that North Korean government has punished minors under a law that penalizes the distribution watching or keeping of media from capitalist countries like South Korea and the U.S. That's from Business Insider. Doesn't that blow your mind and make you thank God you don't live in North Korea and that you live in America? Yes. It's crazy. And God bless the USA. proud to be American and Lee Greenwood and Hulk Hogan. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah, I mean, it's just wild because it almost, what you're saying, I haven't watched all the Squid Games, so I don't know the whole episode, but even Squid Games seems so crazy and unreal, but like this is a real story you're sharing involving Squid Games. It seems like it would be inside an episode of Squid Games or something. Okay, that's the first story. The second story is Red Notice becomes the most watched Netflix movie of all time. Now, this was first brought to my attention by Morgan Number Two. Morgan Number Two, who is in Red Notice?

this. It's The Rock, Ryan Reynolds, and Gal Godot. And you came to the show, watched it early, and said it was really good. Yeah, I laughed super hard. I mean, Ryan Reynolds was awesome in it, and I thought Galgado was totally B-A, so I think people should watch it. I thought it was a fabulous movie. I gave it five out of five stars. Movie, Mike, you watched it as well? Yeah, good, not great. I didn't laugh at it. I thought it was very cheesy. I would give it three out of five golden eggs. Somehow you insulted Morgan with that. I don't know how exactly, but somehow you insults it. But Red Notice is the number one movie. Birdbox is number two. Extraction is three. Did you ever see extraction?

Yeah, Chris Hemforth. Action movie? Yeah, I never watched it. I did watch Birdbox. I liked it a lot. Yeah. The Irishman at four, which I watched that really liked it, but had to watch it in two sittings because it was so long.

It had like three hours. I think it was like almost four, wasn't it? Three and a half. And then the kissing booth two, which I watch every night before bed. So good. No, I haven't seen that. Have you seen that one, Amy? Yeah. Have you seen The Kissing Booth 1? Yeah. I've seen 1, 2. Isn't there 3? Or yet? Yeah. I've seen all 3. Apparently the kissing booth 2 is the biggest of all of them. Oh, your favorite of all them, movie Mike? I would say probably the first one.

No, no. Of all the top 5 movies. Oh, Birdbox is easily the best Netflix movie. Over Red Notice? Over Red Notice. Morgan, have you seen both of them? Birdbox and Red Notice? I haven't watched Birdbox, but I still would choose. read notice. I'm just, I'm just going to go against my chair. Not a fair statement. Not a fair statement. Birdbox reminds me the pandemic though. Because wasn't it right before the pandemic? It's 2018. It was way pretty. Bobby has been watching it in quarantine. Yeah, maybe. Yeah, maybe so. Maybe it just reminds me the pandemic because a virus like hit them. Maybe so. All right, there's a second story. And finally, I bring this to you guys because this also

happened to me. It's a new story that I can relate to. Australian Jake DeMarco looked at the monitor attached to his camera that does security at his house and he saw his dog rider playing with what he thought was another dog it was a white dog turns out it was a translucent ghost dog

the backyard is reportedly surrounded by a high locked fence when he saw the footage he ran outside to see what was happening by the time he got to the backyard the ghostly dog was gone from the New York Post this happened to me

when I told you guys this you laughed at me I think it's the same dog. I'm looking, I saw it in the video. I think it's the same dog. I looked at the window in my kitchen. And it's a window that goes all the way to the ground. So it's a big, tall window. And there was a white crystal clear dog looking in.

And my dogs were inside the house. They were barking like crazy. You can't get on the property without going through gates. You can't get out without going out of gates. And it's dog. And so I quickly, I put Ella up in her little room real quick because she was going crazy. Stanley's fine. I went out in the yard to find the ghost dog, and it was nowhere to be found.

And I brought it on the show, and you guys laughed at me. I still have nightmares about that because I felt like I was going to bully again back from when I was a kid. And now it shows up in Australia. Thoughts, Amy? I mean, I just, my first thought was like, Bobby, I would get that this is the same dog if it was, you know, a neighbor or something. But somehow this dog just makes its way to Australia. It's a ghost. They don't go by the same travel rules we do.

He doesn't even need a passport. He's a ghost. Okay, so they can just close their eyes and say, I want to be in Australia now? Yes, it's a ghost. Well, I don't know how they travel. They fly. That's a long flight. No, they can probably fly like that.

Okay, anyway, that's the news. Thank you. Those were Bobby's big. Stories. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, non-profit Christian University based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. They say higher education is outdated, irrelevant. Well, GCU doesn't settle for the status quo.

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Whenever the show moved to Nashville, I said, hey, Eddie, I know you never worked in radio, but come with us and be, you know, our video producer. Obviously, he's on the show all the time. This year, specifically, he adopted two kids. He has two other sons, but he adopted two kids that were his foster kids for how many years, Eddie?

Almost three years. It was a big deal. We've been waiting for this for a long time. And so that's a big deal. Eddie in a nutshell. He loves the beach. He's the other half of the raging idiots. He likes to play music. How long you've been married, Eddie? I've been married for 15 years, Bones. Maybe 60. Dang. He's also the best man in my wedding and it's my best friend. That being said, what else is happening at home right now? Okay. So I want to say a couple things. First, I want to apologize to you guys.

Maybe I've just been a little moody the last couple days. I am just overwhelmed a little bit because my wife got a new job and she hasn't worked in, I mean, I want to say 10 years. About time. Okay. Well, you mentioned being moody yesterday before the show because Eddie and I will talk for a few minutes before the show and I'm not at home working from a hotel room right now. And I was like, Eddie, what's going on? You know, I haven't seen you in a while and he goes, man, life.

And I was like, wow. Like that day, it wasn't like anything specific. It was just life. and I didn't know that part of this is because your wife got a new job. So go ahead with that. Yes. So she's her first job in like, I guess, 10 years now. And it's great.

It's cool. She gets to go and work and stuff. But that also leaves me getting home around, I don't know, noon and the house I have to take care of now. Now I'm doing laundry. I'm doing back, you know, before she, when she wasn't working, she would do everything. I would go. I was like the 1950s husband coming home and like, give me that cold beer, sit down and watch the game. Now, Bones, I am doing laundry.

I'm vacuuming. I cleaned the windows the other day. And I'm doing like honey-do stuff too, like fixing stuff around the house. I am exhausted. So I apologize to you guys for the moodiness. And I apologize for not even considering stay-at-home moms and how hard their job is. It's tough. Wait, hold on.

Hold on. Hold on. Wait, Eddie. Is this why you gave me a hug the other day? Well, I just felt like. Out of nowhere. I'm getting out of my car. And Eddie's like, Amy, you know, I was thinking about this.

He's like, I just feel like I need to give you a hug. a hug. Like, life is crazy, you know? Did he need the hug? I don't know. He just gave me a hug. It was really, really kind. Like, it was very, we had a good hug and it was nice and I hadn't thought any. I mean, of course, I've thought about it how nice it was since then, but I hadn't really thought too much about it. And now he's saying this. And I don't know if like somewhere in his brain, I don't know. Because like I work full time, but I also still do like other things too. And so maybe he's realizing a lot of what women contribute.

Well, as you mentioned him and that hug, that's when I went, Eddie was like, yeah, life, man, it really gets you. Like now it all starts to come, you know, starts to make sense. Lunchbox, what are you saying? I mean, Eddie, single moms, you have to understand, or stay at home moms, they're not doing anything all day. You're coming home from a job, so it's a lot harder. So you're doing two jobs. They're sitting at home all day. And I guarantee you why you're at work, your wife's watching TV, she's hanging out.

So she has all day to do that stuff. You only have a few hours after you've already worked a long day to get it done before everybody else gets home. So you need to like relax on giving the stay-at-home moms all the credit. I mean, as they sit, margaritas listening to us. That's what I thought at first. This early. I don't know if anybody's drinking a margarita this early. You ever seen the Real Housewives?

When she first, her first day at the job, I thought exactly that. I'm like, this is amazing. I played video games all day. And I just like sat. I didn't have a margarita, but I should have. And she gets home. She's like, this place is a mess. Like what is happening?

Like, we have dinner and one. hour and nothing's being made like what's going on and it flipped the switch of like oh crap i have to now start doing what she was doing when i was just living my cush life well mr mom we would like to say that we're proud of your wife if she wanted to go back to work and she's back in the workforce that's awesome yes that's i mean that's it's also scary if she hasn't worked in 10 years you know she's been raising the kids that's scary to go back into the workforce yeah well she gets to take our little baby with her. So it's at the school. So she gets to have the baby with her or else it would have never worked. So yes. And it's cool too because she has other people to talk to. She was pretty lonely

there for a little bit. Like she'd get home and she'd want to talk. And they're like, oh my gosh, we just talked for five hours on the radio. Like I do not want to talk. Well, Eddie was over at the house before I left. And Eddie now were watching a game in the living room. And Eddie's wife and Caitlin were talking in the kitchen. And Eddie now retired because we got to get up in the morning and do the show. And Eddie walks back and it's like, hey, you're ready to go. And she's like 15 more minutes. 15 more minutes. Let me just hang out with Caitlin.

And that was a mom who has four kids. I saw it on her face. That's a mom with four kids. You don't realize that they just don't have anyone their age to talk to or an adult because she's been talking to a baby all day. So yes, when she has the time, she just wants to talk away with everyone else. Well, we will give you the grace if you come in a little annoyed, not understanding life, throwing out random hugs.

We'll understand why. Okay, cool. No problem. Hey, and laundry, dude, I don't want to see another. pair of underwear again. Why can't she do any of this now that she's working? Like, she just has to stop doing everything? No, man, it's my job now and I'm going to do it.

So that's it. You're doing laundry as your job? Yeah, I'm doing the laundry. I'm folding everything, hanging clothes. It's brutal. Is that your job, though, now? Laundry. And dishes. Put it on there, dude. And I have to at least start the process of cooking by the time she gets home. It's brutal. What is she doing, though, after she gets off?

Exactly. That's what I'm saying, Eddie. Like, you're taking over everything. You have a job. So now you, she just doesn't do anything because she has a job? No, she just wants to be a team. She doesn't, because I'm telling you, she did. Leave the laundry for her. If you were splitting stuff up, I understand, like half laundry, half dishes. I feel like I'm not getting the real story and I'll talk to her and she'll be like, Eddie's crazy. I have the real story right here. Like, I can, I can spot this from a while away. And Eddie's basically admitted that he was doing nothing. So Lunchbox, she's not expecting him to just now do it all. She's like Eddie said, it's now they're a team and they have to share it. And she's not able to just knock it all out while Eddie's at work and he gets home and sits on the couch and does nothing.

That's just not happening anymore. So she needs him to pitch in. So really, this all makes perfect sense to me. And I know she's still doing a lot around the house. There's nothing left to do after laundry cleaning. There's a lot more left to do. There's a lot. She has a parent.

I'd like to apologize for quickly getting brought over to Lunchbox's aside in this. I'm a mistake on my part. I'm better than that. I should not. But Eddie, tell her that that's awesome. I'll tell her. Thanks, guys. Okay, Lunchbox, what happened?

Okay. So there's this newspaper writer that obviously is just out to make me mad or just wants to show that he doesn't do any research for his job and he's terrible at his job. And he doesn't deserve to have his job. Oh, okay. Yeah, so he wrote an article And it was like UTSA producing, you know, great people

and like celebrities that went to UTSA I don't know the exact title And he lists all these people And guess who's not on the list? Well, I'm going to guess by your tone, you But let me say a few things. One, UTSA is where lunchbox went to college The University of Texas at San Antonio

Just so our listeners know. Yes. He did not graduate. He quit with only three hours left to go which we're constantly like, hey, go and get that final three hours, but he has no interest. And now apparently, what publication does he write for? Myessa.com. Okay, so just the San Antonio newspaper, basically, but they're digital.

Yeah. And so can you list us who he mentions? I will. Okay. And let me tell you the exact title is churning out winners, famous and notable people who attended UTSA. It doesn't say graduate. It says attended. Okay, go ahead.

Okay, let's go. Cigar Shakit. He is an actor who graduated from UTSA. His most recent prominent role was in the YouTube series Unfair and Ugly. I mean, a YouTube series. Like, really? That's what we're giving accolades to do.

Oh, but he is set to appear in Marvel Studios, Miss Marvel as a mirror. Oh. I don't know what Miss Marvel is, but okay. Kim Spradlin. She won Survivor. That's cool. Okay, pretty cool.

Yeah. Well, she only got $100,000. She was the fan favorite. She didn't win it. Devin Brown, he played in the NBA for a few years. I get it. Okay, cool. You know you played?

You made millions of the NBA. Cool. Do we need to see how much Devin Brown actually made? Never heard of him. And if he only played a few years, I don't know if he made millions and millions. Yeah, he probably made like four million. I don't know if he made that one. You already looked?

He was cool. He went to UTSA at the same time I did. We were classmates, okay? Same tame? I'm so frustrated. Go ahead. Michelle Beatle. Oh, yeah, she's great.

Yeah, she has a new podcast with athletic. Great. People like her. But she's from ESPN. I mean, Michelle Beatle is the first person that you've read that I know who that is. Exactly. Thank you. Go ahead.

J.C. Kalin. Who's that? He has a YouTube channel. But YouTube could be huge depending on. He has a YouTube. channel. Okay, go ahead. Yeah, whatever.

And then Alexander Hernandez that fought in the UFC in 2019. So where do you think you fall on that list? Who are you? Who are these people? Like really? I mean, seriously. I mean, to be fair, let's just, you know, devil's advocate here. If, say one, anybody on that list maybe was upset for some reason they didn't end up on it.

And lunchbox did. They would probably be talking to their friends. And they would be like, and then there's a. this lunchbox guy? What is he done? I mean, I've been on a national radio show for how many years. I mean, Kim Spradlin, I understand you were on Survivor. You didn't even win.

You won fan favorite. And she gets on the list. But that's a really big. And aren't you, if I can interject here for one second, lunchbox, aren't you on the wall at UTSA when they painted a huge mural? They went around the campus and they were taking pictures of different students to make, you know, put on the new building. and they took a picture of me and they picked my picture and made a mosaic out of it,

Mosaic tiles, and there I am on the wall when you walk in the new building, there I am. Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Isn't your head like half cut off? No, my whole head's cut off. What? It's just your body. Like literally, it's my arms and a little bit of my chest. And I'm like, oh, so the next floor is going to have my head and you go to the next floor, nothing.

but there is a photo that says this is and it says my name the year I was at school everything I think you have a beef because I think maybe other than Michelle Beatle you have more notoriety more success than anybody else on that list yes that's what I think I'm not the writer though should we try to get the writer on the show scuba steve can we try to track this writer down for an interview and and we can let him know lunchbox we want you to do is list your credentials though because when we get him on we're not just going to go you screwed over lunchbox we're going to go hey our guy lunchbox went to utsa and here is everything that he's done and been a part of and he feels like you may have forgotten about him yeah i would like to know he did any research

well you don't lead with that but you can get there at the end and you can demand a retraction okay all right yeah what's the writer's name stephen santana why'd you say it that tone. Because I'm a little frustrated with him. I mean, I can reach out to him. I got his email. I'll me to say it. Let's have Scoob and Steve do it.

He's the producer of the show. Okay. He graduated from Our Lady of the Lake University in 2013. Okay, maybe we'll get him on tomorrow the next day. Scooby, you go with that? Yeah, go to his Twitter. Yeah. Lunchbox is going to stalk him now and start harassing him.

Okay. Thank you, Lunchbox. Yeah. I think that you have a right to be a little irritated. I don't know about being this upset. I mean, I should have been at least number two on the list. Bobby Bones show.

Bonehead. Story of the day. This story comes to us from Edmond, Oklahoma. There was a huge wreck on the highway because one car boom, crashed into another one. When police arrived, they asked the 40-year-old man, what happened? He goes, I was being a dumb

ass, man. You know, testosterone got the best of me, got mad at the other car. Honest. I feel like that happened to you in this segment, too. Just cursing out of nowhere. What in the world? What did I curse? What? You were quoting him, but still that word?

Dumb ass a bad word? Oh, there he goes again. I mean, right now my kids are like, wow! Let's just said that. Yeah, no. If my kids came home and said that. But is that a donkey, is it a dumb donkey, or is it a dumb person? There's a difference.

A dumb. Say it's the donkey, lynch. Yeah, say that dumb donkey. That dumb donkey? No, I'm just saying. I don't understand what you're saying. Scoobah, is that a curse word? I mean, it's not really, but it's just a preferred thing not to say within our show.

Got it. Would you like to apologize to our listeners? No, if they have a problem in that word, then they're going to need to get a life. That is nothing bad. What? Well, we do try to keep it clean. It's clean. There's nothing. If it's in a news story that is on the news, like in the newspaper, then it's clean.

No, that's no. If it were to say, we don't know about that. We don't know that you pulled that from a newspaper. It could be any online source. Who reads the newspaper? Lunchbox just did. I can't believe you guys. Is that where you get your boneheads every morning?

It's like when the town criers is yelling it out in the middle of the square. Right? You guys don't go to some like newspaper websites and read them. Yeah, but this show, we don't say those words. Yeah, like if the newspaper said other words. The newspaper wouldn't do the curse words. Why are we using newspaper as a source? Because you did.

Is this in 1987? Okay. If you go to USA Today.com, they're not going to put the F word in a story. Yeah, they will. If it's a quote. I've never seen it. This is weird you don't see. I mean, it just startled me when he said it.

Yeah. Me too. We'll probably not do it again, though, right? I'm sorry. I guess I'm the . No, no, no. We did it again. See, we bleep that one, though.

We knew he was going to do it. We bleep that one. Good catch on that one. Okay. I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. We had a bizarre segment earlier where there was a woman breastfeeding a cat on an airplane, and then Amy admitted a licking her cat.

One lick. And then Ray admitted, yeah, one lick, sure. And then Ray admitted his cat has, bit his nip. I don't know what happened, guys. Bid his nipple, I'm not sure. But just because I want to move off at this, but I do have one final story to add, and you can hear that in the podcast. But from the New York Post, a guy's facing up for 20 years in prison for having sex with the neighbor's goat.

Okay. This is not the same category. It's close. It was just once, Amy. No. It's it. Okay. All right.

Cool. Also, should we send someone that's doing this to jail? Yes. Or I don't know where. I think we should send him to be rehabilitated. But, Bones, if you're doing that, what else is this dude doing? Well, okay, I'm okay with checking him out a little farther. Oh, my goodness.

We'll see you tomorrow. Bye, friends. The Bavre Bones show. All right, if you have ever dealt with a traditional home security company, you know the drill. Expensive monthly fees, contracts that lock you in for years, and waiting around for a technician to set everything up. It's a lot.

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