The Bobby Bones Show - Amy's Parking Lot Story + Lunchbox Signs Work Document Illegally + Classic TV Show Theme Game

Episode Date: January 3, 2020

Amy was warned by a police officer as she was pulling out of a parking stall for not having her seat belt fastened. Lunchbox gets in a little trouble for signing a work document illegally trying to help a co-worker. Plus, show members try and guess the classic television show theme song! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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All right, I will play you the theme to a classic TV show, just name the show. These are old school by the way. Song number one. Exciting and I'm in. What a jam. Amy?

Love boat? Oh, correct. Lunchbox. Chips. Eddie? Love boat, man. Fine. Is that your favorite when you're a kid?

Yeah, I've never heard that one for in my life. Name this classic TV show theme song. What's the show? Don't waste another minute on you crying. As long as we got each other. I'm in. I'm in for the win. Amy? Growing pains.

Growing pains. Eddie? Family ties. Woo! Yeah. Wow. Amy takes the lead. That's where I...

One of the two? Yep, that's where I was like... Name this one. Oh, boy. Men. What? What? You got it.

Welcome back. Your dreams or your ticket. Welcome back to that same old place. I got it. Amy? Welcome back, Carter. No. Yep, yeah, give her the buzzer.

It lost it. Why did you dingy? I put family ties. Eddie. It's Mr. Carta. Welcome back Carta. What is it? Cotta.

Spell it. C-O-T-O-R. I'll take Cotter. It's Cotter. Okay. How is it spelled? Cotter. You said Carter.

Yeah, there's no R. Thank you. Name this. No, no, no. Don't okay us. You know you were wrong. Okay. You did say Carter.

But you got that quick, Amy. I know. I really thought it was, Carter. Here we go. I'm in. I'm in for the win. I'm in. For the win.

Okay. If Amy and Eddie are tied. Yeah. Amy 5-0. Eddie? Hawaii 5-O. Magnum P.I. I didn't watch a lot of TV back in the day.

Amy, Eddie, we got a tie here. There we go. Nice for you. All right. You ended in a tie. You ended in a tie. It's a Bobby Bones show Want to go over and talk to

Joe Juan in Utah Hey Joe Juan Hey how's it going What's happening Nothing much Hey my wife ran a marathon In Salt Lake City And she took first in the women's division

And the first two hours that she was running She was listening to the Bobby Boone show Oh wow Wait she finished first in her division Yeah she finished first in the women's overall division She won a little bit of money So that was cool Holy cow, how fast did she run the marathon, do you know?

She ran it in three hours and 15 minutes. Amy, when you ran the marathon, what did you run it in? Four hours and like 38 minutes, maybe something. I was 3,653rd place, I think. But were you listening to our show? Because apparently that's the secret ingredient to winning. The show didn't exist then. Joe, what's her name, Joan?

Give her a shout-out. Her name is Jamie Alvizo. We are both high school teachers at Sky Ridge High School in Lehigh, Utah. She coaches cross-country. I coach soccer. I'm actually the one that tweeted you about those custom shoes a while ago. The Toy Story shoes? No, the customized shoes for, like, her anniversary.

Customized shoes for her anniversary? Yeah. I don't know. I don't know if you remember that. And then shortly after you customized shoes for your dance partner, so I thought you got the idea off for me. Oh, no, I have no idea. Listen, it was one of my favorite tweets.

I was just talking to Amy about it earlier today, right? Cover me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He talks about you all the time. All right. All right, Joe. You guys are awesome. We listen to you every day.

Shout out to you guys. All right. Appreciate you, bud. Congrats to your wife. Let's say, Amy, you were flying from here to Texas. And you're in the airplane, and all of a sudden, the cabin fills up with smoke, heavy fog. I'm freaking out.

Yeah? Yeah. Yeah. What would your husband say about that, him being a pilot? Stay calm. Do I need the breathing thing? Probably. If it doesn't drop, you should start punching the ceiling.

Give me that breathing thing. Yeah. Make sure to put the oxygen on yourself before helping others. Stay calm. Be prepared. Know where the exits are. Stuff like that. Put your shoes on.

Well, you're getting ready for a crash. It's just smoke. And Amy's like brace for impact. Well, I'm telling you what my husband would tell me to do. Passengers were alarmed after a thick layer of mist started filling up the cabin on a Delta flight going from Jacksonville to New York. One of the passengers filmed the cabin. I'm looking at it now.

You can't see it. It looks like it gets real foggy on the streets and you can't see ahead of you. It was so thick. She said maybe it's from human weather, but the Delta flight attendants didn't explain what was going on. I have a friend that's a flight attendant. And I was like, hey, what's the deal? If something goes wrong, like, are you guys trained to just show nothing is wrong? she's like, oh yeah, we're trying to do nothing that shows we're alarmed in any way whatsoever.

And you know flight attendants only get paid for when the plane is in the air? They can be at the airport, they can be doing things on the ground, they never get paid for that. Even if there's like a delay and they're supposed to be on the clock? They do not get paid for that. Wow. They only get paid when the flight is in the air off the ground. Isn't that crazy? They get paid per hour?

I thought they'd be salary. They get paid while the flight is in the air. That's why you want those European flights. Yeah, long. In the air for a long time. The pilots get paid the best. Those that get, like, New York to Paris twice a month, they're, like, loaded. How do you know?

Well, my husband knows. I don't mean, but I don't know, would you say loaded, but it's a very... How much they make? Yeah, tell us. How about they make? Like, in the hundreds of thousands? Yeah. Yeah, I mean, and it's not a hard gig.

Would you... Would your husband ever be a pilot at a commercial airline? I don't think so. What's that transition from military to commercial airline? Does you have to retake tests? A lot of people do it. I mean, yeah, you have to get checked out in with their aircraft or whoever you're working for. A lot of people do it. And, I mean, he's got some great friends that work for certain airlines.

Why would he do want to do it? He just doesn't want the whole, you do start, no matter where you are, you kind of start at the bottom. Even though he's been flying in the Middle East and, like, doing real stuff? Right. And you can work your way up. But he looked into flying like for FedEx or, like, if you know someone in there and you can get in, that's like a clutch job. Because you can fly through retirement and the retirement is great. But I think just kind of like the, you have to start, you know, the Austin to Dallas flights 10 times a day. Can you imagine a pilot's like, all right, Rook, come on.

And he's like, Rook, I freaking served our country. Yeah. I shot down 32 planes in one day. What did you do? Yeah. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, nonprofit Christian University based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. They say higher education is outdated, irrelevant.

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Listen to this story here This guy, 22 years old He scammed Amazon at a $370,000 By just returning dirt to them What? So he didn't buy dirt So he would buy, let's say he bought a Nintendo And he would take it

And he would take the Nintendo out of the box And then he would fill it to its exact weight With dirt and ship it back And they would never open the box So we'd just go sit in a warehouse And they could potentially ship it back out So he'd get the money back and then he'd sell the Nintendo that he kept and he made $370,000. 22 years old, been arrested because he kept sending them dirt.

He filled up the boxes with the same exact weight of the product. Amazon's return policy says item shipped from the website can be returned within 30 days of receipt. Refunds are processed in two business days and customers can expect their funds to show their account 35 days. and so he has been released on bail and he has started his own company with all that money. So now it's like he's got this company going with a bunch of money he cheated Amazon out of. Wow. It's almost like people that were billing Amazon and Apple. I think maybe even Google and Facebook with all these, hey, we did a bunch of work at your place.

And so they would just pay them. They're massive companies. Wow. Scammed out of like millions of dollars. Bobby Bone Show. Boney of the day. This story comes to us from Lancaster County, Pennsylvania. A woman was driving in her car about 4 a.m.

She's like, it's awful dark outside. I think I'm going to light a candle. So she lit a candle in her car. Had it on the console. It slipped off and caught the whole car on fire. That's just not good. Did she wreck? She was able to pull over and get out before she got inflamed, but the whole car went up in flames.

Pretty helpless feeling I would imagine. And the fire department said the car is a complete long. Wow, there you go. But lighting a candle in the car, I don't know that I've thought of that. And I've thought of doing everything in the car. Everything. Everything. All right, thank you, Lunchbox.

I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. It's time for the good news. With Amy. Tell me something good. So it's like 12.30 a.m., like middle of the night, woman's sleeping, but her dog is going crazy. And she's like, why are you acting this way? Oh, so she decides to get out of bed.

and see what the deal is. He leads her over to the window. She looks out the window and sees flames coming out of her neighbor's house. Wow. Her neighbor's house was on fire. So then she grabs her brother. I guess she's an older woman. I don't know.

Grabbs her brother. They run outside, knock on the door. They're able to get that family out. Kids are in there, by the way. Everyone got out safe and sound, and there was severe damage to the house. That dog wasn't even protecting his own people. He's pregnant than neighbors. Yeah.

That's a great. That's a good one. That's what it's all about right there. That was Tell Me Something Good. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, non-profit Christian University based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. They say higher education is outdated, irrelevant. Well, GCU doesn't settle for the status quo.

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So I was in the gas station parking lot and I was reversing out of a spot in the parking lot and I hear like a honk and then a and I look over and it's a police officer. And I rolled down my window and I'm thinking something wrong with my car or what. And he said, you might want to buckle up if you're going somewhere. and I was like, I'm buckling up. I'm going to buckle up. I promise I'm going to buckle up, but I had just put my car reverse. I hadn't buckled up yet because I was still in my parking spot, sort of.

Was the car moving? Yes, it was in reverse. You were in the wrong. I know, I know. But I was like, oh, no, I was, I'm in a buckle, don't worry. And he said, you should buckle up before that car even hits reverse or drive. And I was like, okay, yes, sir. Good thing he didn't tick at you.

Right. I mean, I guess he could have, but how lame if I would. Were you breaking the table? Don't be telling the law. Have you ever looked in the eyes of the lawn and told him it's lame? No, I didn't. No, I said, yes, sir. Yeah.

And I showed respect. But then I, uh, and then I was kind of bummed Stevenson wasn't with me because he would have loved that encounter. And he would roll down his window and be like, you're right. I always tell mom, mom, the car's moving. You're not buckled. Yeah. I was, and we can't be on our phones driving here anymore.

Right. You can't even hold it in your hand. And I was sitting in a light yesterday. And there was this guy next to me who was texting away. and I grabbed my phone and was going to take a picture of him and then I thought oh I'm also breaking the law

by taking a picture of him breaking the law so I didn't get it I was going to get it and be like citizens arrest on Instagram but I didn't do it Lunchbox

did you sign for somebody here in the building oh yeah I did do that that wasn't you? Yeah apparently there's some drama now we mean drama I didn't know anything about it

but one of our bosses came to me and said somebody from the morning show signed somebody's name and wasn't them yes there was some in the building that needed something signed by one of the bosses. The bosses was not going to be back for three days and he had to turn it in.

And I said, look, man, no one's ever going to read the signature. I'll do it for you. What were you signing for? It's something about play, like it's something with a record label. We get to sign once a month. Oh, dear. Well, like, HR called me and they were like, hey, who signed when they shouldn't have signed?

What? Yeah. Because you can't like you can't do that. Well, that's illegal, right? I'm not sure the legalities of it But I didn't know that you really did that I thought it was just a joke No he was he seemed like he was in a panic He was like I don't know what to do

I don't know what to do I mean he goes He signs it every month he doesn't even read it so it's like So you signed it? Why would you put yourself at risk like that? Who was saying I don't know what to do? I don't know what to do It's a co-worker Co-worker I don't want to say names like No need to say names I don't want to get anybody in trouble here

But I was just like okay Just like and then he was like I have bad handwriting so I was like okay here you're go, boom, and I just kind of did a little curly cue and a line and boom, just kind of a generic signature, real easy. Okay, but you did do it? I did do it.

I was trying to help a coworker out of a situation. Why couldn't he just do it then if he wanted someone to sign it fake? Because now you've put yourself and, like, they're going to have a meeting with you, HR, as for signing for one of our bosses. He said he was, he has bad handwriting, so it would be obvious. had written something on the note. He had to fill out the paperwork so they would know his handwriting. So I said, okay, I'll help you out, man.

You come. That's what I do. When coworkers need help, I help them out. Now, I'm a team player. Like, listen, guys, you need something done. I'll help you out. What do you think about this? Because he's probably going to get in trouble for it.

I don't know what it is. I mean, I thought maybe a package came and the package was going to get taken away, which is a whole annoying process if someone doesn't just sign for it. So that would be super helpful. So I think there's times for signature for. fraud. Oh, shit's about the F word. Don't say fraud.

That is fraud. That is. And especially if this is an FCC thing, like a... And then there's times to not do signature fraud. And this, I don't understand what he was signing for, so it seems a little sketch. And if HR's involved, I would rather just bow out and play the fifth. I don't think Lunchbox knew what he was signing. But it doesn't matter.

Why would you put yourself at risk? I'm not going to sign for somebody I don't... And the other person, whoever the other co-organist has suckered you into doing it because they going to have done it. It doesn't matter if your handwriting's messy or need if you do a line with acrylic cue. Like, I feel like they were scared so they got you to do it. So now you're going to take the fall.

Oh, no. I think, I mean, we're in it together because... Oh, yeah, good luck with that. In it together. Famous last words. Don't worry. We're wearing it. We're co-conspirators if there's anything wrong with it. But there's nothing wrong. It wasn't, it was just one little sheet of paper. It wasn't even like a huge booklet. It was one paper.

Co-conspirators are still conspirators. Bones, what are we talking here? A year? Two years? I don't know. No, there's no slamer, but they do want to talk to them. We have been in trouble with the FCC before. What?

This is going to be, this is involving stuff like that? Yeah. I thought he was going to say he didn't do it. Now you just went on the radio. Wait, and how did it get back to you? The HR? Yes. Through HR.

Wow. Eddie's loving it over there. It's hilarious. Because most of the time you're like, like, no, it wasn't me. And now you're just like, yeah, help them out. And there's no payout. Bro stick together.

I thought, I thought, it's my bro. What's his name? I don't know. I thought you guys were going to give me props for helping a coworker out. That's why I took credit for it. But now that you say it's bad, I didn't do it. Oh, okay. You weren't there.

And we're done with this segment. Ray Mundo hit that button, buddy. There it is. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable private, non-profit Christian University based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. They say higher education is outdated, irrelevant. Well, GCU doesn't settle for the status quo. They shatter it.

At GCU, academically rigorous, industry-driven programs are built to move at the speed of relevance, with practical skills, career readiness, and opportunity for every learner. GCU believes education shouldn't be a privilege, but an affordable path forward for all, grounded in Christian truth, GCU works to empower the next generation to lead with integrity, serve with purpose, and help transform their communities, building a future that matters. GCU is purpose-driven education. Take action. Find your purpose at GCU, private, Christian, affordable, nonprofit.

Visit gCU.edu to learn more. All right, if you have ever dealt with a traditional home security company, you know the drill. Expensive monthly fees, contracts that lock you in. for years and waiting around for a technician to set everything up. It's a lot. Well, now they're SimplySafe. They have completely changed the game. SimplySafe has no long-term contracts, no hidden fees, no being trapped. They earn your business by actually keeping you safe, not by locking you in. Setting up is so easy. You customize your system at SimplySafe.com. It ships to your door in a few days, and with the app guided setup, you can have everything installed and armed and under an

hour, no technician needed. And it's not just a camera. It's a full ecosystem of sensors, cameras for inside and outside, and 24-7 professional monitoring. If there's ever a break-in, a fire, or a flood, SimpleSafe's agents are on it immediately. They were also named America's best customer service by Newsweek, which honestly tracks. Right now, you can get 50% off your new system by visiting simplysafe.com slash bones. That's half off at simplysafe.com slash bones. That's half off at simplysafe.com bones. There's no safe like simply safe. Make every day feel epic in the all new

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And at the end of the night, when it was, you know, nice and sweaty, I guess, they would give it to the guy. they liked and if he felt the same way if he was interested you gotta be kidding me you gotta be kidding me stop stop I have to finish it he would eat the apple if he wasn't interested he wouldn't eat it but if he took a bite I would have never been interested in a single girl

during the entire 1800s I know I thought hmm what an interesting way to I mean now aren't you still glad we just have Tinder and you swipe well no this is what I do I take a chicken strip I put it in my butt I go for a run if there's a girl and she likes me I'm like ooh

That's so disgusting. That's so disgusting. I know. I bet they didn't even shave their armpits back then either. Oh. Yeah. I bet you're right. All right. All right. What else, Amy?

So, by the way, that wasn't that fun. I'm just letting you know. That wasn't that fun. I like my fun Facts Friday to really, like, give me joy. It wasn't a little more fun? Okay, go ahead. Well, that 70s show, it debuted in 1998, which was 18 years after the 70s ended. So based on that time difference, if there was going to be a Bats 90s show, it would have

debuted last year. Wow. What would, I mean, yeah, I mean, it was kind of cool to watch, I didn't watch a lot, but the 70s show, they did a good job and it seemed so cool in like the bell bottoms, but like if we were to watch a, that's 90s show, like what would people be doing? Well, I think it would work right now. The 90s are starting to be cool now,

much like the 80s were, and we were just kind of in that, the 80s were cool. Like 90s would be like hammer pants. Early 90s, yeah. Oh, I didn't know which part of the 90s, Amy. Well, sorry. Yeah, no, no, I was thinking, yeah, because I was trying to think of it too. Like boy bands.

When I just think of the 90s in general, it's like hammer pants, boy bands, the Dallas Cowboys. All right, what else, Annie? Okay, so men get pregnancy symptoms, and it's more common than you would think. Like, a study found that approximately 90% of men, you know, have nausea, breast tenderness, sometimes severe enough to prompt them to go to the doctor because they're like, what is happening to me? And they're like, oh, well, you're just, you know, your significant other, your wife, your

girlfriend, whatever's pregnant, and you're just feeling it. So I didn't know if Eddie or Lunchbox had breast tenderness when their wives were pregnant. No. No breast tenderness. Well, I think I have a little, I mean, like, I had pizza last night, and I don't eat pizza. Rare. I don't eat the, I love pizza, but I had pizza with a girl last night. Oh, right.

I don't know. Yeah, it was pizza. That's not a euphemism for anything but pizza. And now she was like, let's give some New York pizza. And I was like, okay, great. Now I feel a little pregnant. I'll be honest with you. Oh, bloated.

Yeah. I don't need carbs like that. Yeah, I know. The feeling. Yeah. But no, you're not. And my breasts are kind of tender. Was she pregnant?

Oh, boy. What? Are you starting to get some of her symptoms? All right. Thank you. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox.

Tell me something good. There's these guys out on an oil rig, 130 miles offshore doing what they do on an oil rig, and they see something paddling towards the oil rig, and they're like, what is, that's a dog. How far are they out again? 130 miles from the shore, people. Wow.

And they don't know how the little dog got out there, but it's paddling in the ocean, manages to cling onto one of the poles of the oil rig, and they were like, how are we going to get it up? They finally tie a rope together, put it around the dog's neck, and pull the dog up. The dog is swimming 130 miles off the land. He's just out there swimming. He had to fall off something, right?

Had to. There's no way this, because it's a little dog. It's not like a huge, big old dog. Well, I don't even still think a big dog could swim 130 miles, but it made it and survived, and they rescued it. I would adopt that dog. Wow. Is that even real? Is that turtle?

I mean, do they have food on an oil rig? I don't even know what. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How do they sleep on those things? They got rooms? Yeah. Huh. Yes.

They're huge. I don't know anything about them. You have seen Armageddon? I have seen Armageddon, but I didn't know if that's an accurate description. Everything about that movie is accurate. It's historical. All of it. All right.

Is that it? That's it. That was tell me something good. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones. Let me. We're transmitting across America. This is the Bobby Brains.

Turn it up. Let's do the morning corny with Amy right now. Here we go. The morning corny. Why was the burglar so sensitive? Why was the burglar so sensitive? He takes things personally. Oh, he takes them.

Oh, he takes them personally. Like he steals them. Personally. Get it? Yeah. I like that one. You do? Yeah.

Lunch bikes? I'm still trying to get it. Well, no, he takes things. himself personally. He's a burglar. He's sensitive. So it's like a play on the word. I'm going to go, no. Eddie's going to go yes. This is up to lunchbox, though. It's up to you, buddy. He doesn't. He doesn't. He goes. He goes. Hit which one? The crickets? Oh. Oh, me. Well, for all you burglars out there, you might like it.

All the girls are like that's a good one. That was the morning corny. Bobby boom. Come on. I want to go over and talk to Tina in Kansas City, who's on the phone right now. Hey, Tina. Good morning. Hey, Bobby. How are you guys? We're pretty good.

I just wanted to call in and let you know that I have been, I'm a new fan of yours a couple months now, maybe a little more. But I had been a longtime listener of our morning program here probably 25 years. And I am just addicted to you guys now. I just have to turn you on every morning. Oh, thanks. It's just so funny. And I love that you guys care about kids and the whole foster and adoption thing that you guys are, doing and it's just really great.

I just wanted to let you guys know that. I got to be honest, we got some good people on this show. You talk about foster and adoption. Amy's two children are adopted, and Eddie's got fostering two children. And I feel like you guys also, yeah, foster me. Yeah, with your love. We've adopted you. With your special love.

Yes. Yeah, it takes a really big heart to do that. And I've seen it done in personal ways even, and it's great that you guys have put There's such good people out there to do that. Well, Tina, thank you. And thanks for listening. And, man, if you tell your friends about us, that'd be awesome because they can listen to IHeart Radio.

I will. Right there. I will do so. All right. Thank you, Tina. See you later. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, non-profit Christian University

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This story is so funny, and I'm glad I wasn't there. But Disney World Tourist did not have a fast pass to a ride, which a fast pass is you can go on, you can buy one, and you get to basically cut line. Yeah. And you only buy one an hour or so. So she didn't have one of these, and she wanted to go on Tower of Terror,

which is that ride at Disney that takes you up and drops you, I think. Yes. Yes. I've been on it. It's amazing. Okay. So she's like, I don't have a fast pass. I want to get on this ride.

They said no. So she punched an employee and then started pressing all the buttons. What? What? Yeah, like at the podium, just started slamming buttons. Not good. A Chicago tourist who was angry, she didn't have a fast pass, ended up punching a cast member in the face and began pushing all the buttons.

And an employee said, hey, don't do that. That could have an effect on the ride. the 23-year-old woman wasn't charged because the Disney worker didn't want to press charges. Oh, too nice. The attack began when her and her group Oh, her group was so embarrassed, right?

Of course. Oh, it has to be. What if it's a church group? Unless they're all obnoxious. They were upset their fast passes weren't valid for the Tower of Terror, which, because it was a long wait.

They say no fast passes on this line, apparently. The incident was right there where everybody watches like the Twilight Zone introduction, they say. And so again, the scene just continued to escalate. She goes, hey, you should stop. And that's when she pushed the girl's hands away and then she punched the cast member in the face.

Then she goes over and starts hitting all the buttons. It's the whole thing. What does she want to do with all the buttons? I wonder. Make it crash? Yeah. Is that her goal by hitting all the buttons? If she can't be on it, nobody's going to have a good time.

Or what are the people that are on it? Does she want to be like, like break their legs? Oh, that would be so awful. We don't tolerate unsafe behavior, a Disney spokeswoman said. I thought that story was funny. I was laughing before we went on the air. with it. Yeah, but she should be in trouble. The cast members should press charges. You know, it shouldn't be on the cast member. It should be on the park.

Okay, the park, yeah. Sure. Somebody. If she punched somebody in the face, if I was on that ride and someone starts hitting buttons when I'm on the ride and it could make it go faster or stop, I'd be ticked. I saw where there was some bad weather. And they had to stop some of the rides the other day. And they just stick you. You're just there wherever you stop. Oh, that's the worst. I mean, I've never experienced it. But to be on a roll. roller coaster upside down. Yeah, you see that sometimes

where it's hanging upside down for like four hours and people were just stuck up there. No, because I always am nervous that my little harness thing is gonna come loose. With me, I think more about blood rushing in my head just for a long time

more than it, because I don't think that's ever going to drop. I don't think the harness is going to let me go. Oh, I do. I think about how miserable it will be just all the blood pulsing into your head for hours.

It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Get home. It's something good. I love recognizing our men and women in the blue. They're out there protecting us, serving us,

even saving us. A pair of police officers in South Carolina, they were in a Walmart, and there was a three-year-old kid who stopped breathing and collapsed inside the Walmart. Officers Brandon White and Kirby Clapton found the little girl on the floor in the clothing section,

and there was a stranger trying to help her, and they were like, okay, let us, we're trained. But really, how trained can you be on a three-year-old? You know what I mean? Yeah. because, I mean, you can try all the training in the world, but when there's a little kid that's really stopped breathing, so the officers did CPR until emergency personnel arrived.

The first responders got her. They kept her going with the CPR. They found a heartbeat. They were taken to all the hospital, the cops, the girl, she was saved, everything. She wins. She lived. They saved her. And I want to recognize them for hopping in and, one, just being police officers

because there's a lot to that. Your life's on the line. every day. And then you save people, that's cool too. So officers, Brandon White and Kirby Clapping, that's pretty cool. I see you. That's what it's all about. That was tell me something good. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, nonprofit Christian University based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. They say higher education is outdated, irrelevant. Well, GCU doesn't settle for the status quo. They shatter it. At GCU, academically rigorous, industry-driven programs are built to move at the speed of relevance,

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