The Bobby Bones Show - Amy’s Pregnancy Test Result & Lunchbox Sings Tuesday’s Top 5 Songs

Episode Date: May 23, 2017

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Come on, Bobby. And welcome to Tuesday show. Good morning, studio. Morning. A new survey is found that people in relationships tend to be happier if they're not always writing down news about their relationship. Like, I'm so happy with my honey. Who?

Oh, okay. Got it. My honey's so wonderful. but baby's so great. Also, people who post a bunch of selfies are less content. So just around the room here. Amy puts her husband up sometimes, but never his head. It's a weird thing.

Sometimes you see his face. You can't say never because you put them up. Sometimes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. And a hat. And a hat. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Lunchbox occasionally put a picture of his wife up from the wedding only. Anniversary, that's it. But it was from your wedding. Yeah, that's the only time I post a picture. Yeah, you guys are weird. Big deal. Eddie doesn't put a picture of his wife at all. Or the kids.

My girlfriend's already a public figure, so there's no issue. I don't let her put her put her up that much. Yeah. What do you mean? Why that rule? Because... Her career. Here's why.

This is the honest truth. I think that other places like other companies and satellite are punishing her for dating me. It's not fair. So I'm like, don't put up a bunch of pictures of me because they're going to just use it against you. Dang. So I don't let her. I'm just like, nope. I think the rule is like one and 25.

Wow. Like you put up 25 posts. Then you're allowed. You can put me in, not allow, I don't allow her to do anything, but I just discourage it. But I'll put her up on mine because I don't care. I don't do it a lot, but we're, yeah. She's gone now for a week. But yeah.

That's a weird rule just because, like I said, other guys. It's not really a rule. It's just something that I think probably should be right. Okay, guideline. Because guys that follow her need to know, hey, like you need to back off. I have no interest in if guys want to back on or back on. off. It's up to her what she does. Wow. It's a lot of pressure right there.

For who? For her? No, it's not. You can do whatever you want. She can do whatever she wants. Whatever she wants. You can do whatever she wants? So can I, but there'll be repercussions. That's true. So, yeah, I don't think, Ray, our producer probably puts the most pictures up with the girl. I put up a lot. I usually include her in all of them that's guaranteed a thousand likes. Oh, you know, for a light. She just wants to see me doing a selfie. You're right. My dog and my girlfriend get more likes than anything I put up.

Like, by far. And people follow me, but they don't even like pictures of me. So we're at this day. It's like going to McDonald's and being like, hmm, we have any KFC in here? You'll say when I do show my husband, I get more. You're saying that I should put my wife up and I'd get likes? If you want more likes, dude, put those kids up in every picture. Eddie, you know he kills it is kids.

Yeah, kids, man. Think about this one. Let me borrow your kids. I won't even say they're yours and I'll post them online. Yeah, yeah. I'd be like, check out my nephews. And I'd be like, wait, what? Those look a lot like that?

Well, anyway, the people that just post on Facebook, like, are happy they aren't in a relationship, I'm always like something's up. Okay. There's no reason, unless it's a holiday just to put like, hey, Jimmy, missing you today. You can call them. Sure. Sure. If you're missing them, reach out yourself.

It's always like people who want to do shoutouts on the radio. Like, hey, can do a shout on the radio? I'm like, yeah, call them. Shout out to them in their phone. Oh, but it's cool to get a song play. No, no. I shout out. Oh. Not a request.

Not a dedication. Oh. But hey, can I get on the answer hi to Frank? Why don't you just call Frank? Tell them hi. But how cool if you're Frank and your friend is shouting you out on the radio? True. No, no.

No. Shout out's cool. I think so. No, no, no. Recognizing people doing cool things. It's ICU. I hope your Tuesday's going good. It's a good story here for you, Amy.

33-year-old Rebecca. She lost 40 pounds, which itself's a cool thing. Yeah. That's a lot. a lot of weight to lose. But she did it so she could donate one of her kidneys to a friend and needed it. She weighed 200 pounds. I know, right?

And she was like, her lifestyle was so unhealthy that they said, you can't donate your kidney. Right. So she had to drop 20 pounds. So she went ahead and dropped 40 in time. Got her from the kidney. It looks like the kidney is going to take. It's all going to work out. Love that.

It's a double. It's like a triple. One, she gave somebody a kidney. Two, she lost a bunch of weight. Three. This is just a good story. There we go. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I see you. There you go for your Tuesday. Good morning. I see you. The Bobby Bone Show. Big Three Stories. It's producer Raymond. In California, several beaches remain closed.

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And so it was Ariana Grande. I started thinking, how did they get a bomb inside the building? Because forever they didn't say where the bomb went off. It's like, they have metal detectors. But it was that spot right when you walk out of the building. So that's all free reign. Anybody can be around there. You don't need a ticket to get inside of it. Because at first I was like, how do they get into the show?

And then why do they wait until after the show? These are all just thoughts running through my head as I'm trying to process what had happened. Yeah, it's super. Everybody knows it's super sad. Everybody knows it's terrible. Everybody's saying that over and over again. But yeah, that is what it is. But then I'm thinking, man, what?

How did this person get to them? And then do we have the same kind of vulnerability here? We do. And especially when it's someone who's by themselves and isn't talking to anyone else, which is what they think it is. Because what happens with us is we pick up the chitter chatter. However we do it, through reading emails,

through cell phone calls or texts or whatever. We can usually pick up the chitter chatter between two people. But if it's someone by themselves and they find a soft spot like this person did, because he did. Yes. I'm assuming it's a he. I'm assuming it's a he, right? I have been as well. Okay.

And so that's what he did. He had a nail bomb. For all intents of purposes, this made changes. The morning goes along. He had a nail bomb, and he was a suicide bomber, and he waited outside the concert for people to walk out. and then after it was over, you know, he did what he did and killed the people. And so, you know, I went to bed last night.

And I didn't see all the facts until this morning when I woke up and was like, man, like, yeah, it's really terrible. It's a lot of people died. Bad people are everywhere. And just watching the video. I watched about two videos. I was like, I can't want. I mean, I've seen this too many times at this point.

Like, I've seen this too many times where people, things are blown out and people are running and you want to think you just get so angry, but I think I got irritated at myself for not being angry because it just happens a lot. And you start to become numb to it a bit. Then you're like, damn, like, there's

another one. Right. That sucks. There's another one. Yeah, I don't like that feeling either. Yeah, right. Like a desensitized feeling. And that's how I felt last night. And I was like, wow, that really is terrible. And they're like,

Like, there were kids. I mean, that's who goes to these shows, a bunch of kids. Which that one woman was on the news describing about how there was a group of five-year-olds in front of her. So I don't think for me, having these parents on talking about their children, that was where it was a little bit different. I think, obviously there's kids at the Boston Marathon. There was kids there. But this is a place full of like, legit. That's her fan base.

There's a bunch of kids. Like, what? I don't know. So I watch it. I go to bed, but I was irritated at myself because I wasn't more angry about it. Because over the last years, we just see it. It just is a thing. Do you know of anybody that's taken responsibility yet?

No, not yet. And I don't know. This has a run West Coast. It's two hours from now that's run West Coast, and it could change. So, you know, talking about real-time things is always kind of weird for us. And I tell you, I talked to Ray a minute ago, Ray did the news and didn't bring it up in the news. And we have a no-death rule in the news. It's like, don't talk about death.

It's like, well, but if it's the biggest news story, it should be brought up. Like, this is a huge news story. And then again, it goes to the thing like, because it happens so far away from us, the further away it gets is it feel less real. Because that's a thing, too. Because if something happens in seven countries away, you're like, well, it could never happen here until it does. Now, we're lucky enough that we haven't had a bombing or anything like this in years and years and years.

There have been nutbags going to places with guns, but we haven't had one of these that bombs in forever. I don't believe in the jinx. And I'm not saying that too. But again, I'm asking you, does it feel a little less real because it's so far away? Because I feel like they're probably a little more lax in what they do as far as security.

Don't know the truth. But, you know, the cops don't even have guns. Over there. Yeah, that did cross my mind. And, you know, my husband lived in England, so we were watching the news and talking together, and he was just describing just that. And even the part of town was, I mean, this was not when, I don't know if people are speculating again.

We don't know who did it and why. Oh, I always assumed like ISIS did it because they're the bunch of S heads. Right. But, I mean, my husband was referring to that this is a really bad part of town. And even, well, if with terroristic type stuff, they've been threatening to move. more towards England. Heavily. They've been talking about going to the UK.

You know, we had discussions about that. I feel my husband is so passionate about. If it is a terrorist-related act like that, it hits him hard. So I was having talks about with him. So I think I don't know. I don't feel disconnect to me. I don't feel exactly as desensitized as maybe you were describing. but I don't think it's wrong that you feel that way.

I don't think it's wrong either. I mean, everybody has the right to their own feelings. But for me, it was, huh, it happens all time. It sucks. And you wish it didn't happen all the time. But it's like on the news, there's some kind of explosion of people dying all over the world. A flood of emotions, and then I get scared. And then my husband's like, don't get scared.

It makes me think of various things. Like, really, could that happen anywhere at any given, event or venue that we're a part of. I mean, we go to a lot of large functions where there's mass amounts of people where there's opportunity for to capitalize on that many people being in a building. Yeah, the Boston Marathon is a great example of that. And, you know, we didn't catch that. And it's hard to catch it when people are talking about it. You know, there's people walking around with, how long ago was Boston Marathon explosion? Like, because the years just fly by. How many years ago? Yeah, how many years ago.

Oh, my goodness. 2015 wasn't it? 15, yeah, maybe two. It was that recent, huh? And I just saw that movie, by the way, and it was really good. Patriot Day. Oh, 2013. Oh, 13, okay.

Yeah, right, like it. Yeah. Yeah, that has flown by. Well, so, okay, I mean, that's what I'm watching the news. And it was weird, too, because I was tweeting, because I'm watching a hockey game. I'm just going to talk about my real emotions here. I'm watching a hockey game, and I'm really into the hockey game, and I'm tweeting this.

Really like go team and at the same time watching all the bomb stuff and I'm like holy crap Like how is this even real and then I'm like am I only supposed to tweet things about the bomb or should I lay off the hockey? And it's real trivial things that don't even matter in the real grand scheme of life. Yeah, but that's normal. I think everyone, well most everyone probably has similar thoughts. Yeah. Especially you being where people, you're a public figure so people dissect your tweets and I don't know could say something. thing to you where it's like you should be not tweeting about this you need to tweet about that but

I mean again you're still excited about the hockey game you're watching it doesn't mean life just completely stops I didn't even tweet about the explosion and you're not supposed to there's no supposed to okay you're not supposed to do anything when something like it's happened you're not supposed to do anything except sit there and go huh how does this make me feel and how's it going to make me feel in the future so that that happened last night and that all the we're not going to the whole show talking about it. Well, it'll come up as the show goes along, but I was just so confused and a bit disappointed

of myself because of my emotion, because it was, you know, I'm watching everybody tweet these things, and I'm just like, man, it's another one that sucks. And then I feel guilty because I have just seen it. But it's like watching the news and watch people, after you see it every day on the news, not this, but other things on the news, bad things. It starts to just become a thing.

And until we're able to wipe them out, they're going to keep doing it. And how do I have no idea. It's not even political to me. I have no idea. I have no idea I'm talking about now. So there's that. We'll do tell me something good in a second,

our positivity segment. But I'd feel like all that stuff's my mind. And I still don't even have my thoughts collected. Like I don't. I got like three hours sleep last night. Didn't have a... So there's that. It's Bobby Balls Time.

Come on, Bobby Balls. Time for your Tuesday. Positivity, always about bringing you good news. The segment's called Tell Me Something Good. Let's tell everybody something good. Damn it's something good. All right, I'll go. A chance meeting at a Cracker Barrel changed two men's lives forever.

Last April, this guy named John, started talking to a stranger. He's wearing a Marine hat. The stranger is Pastor Edgar Roberts. They struck up a friendship. Again, they were just randomly waiting to get their food at Cracker Barrel. You know everybody's waiting around, so you walk around the gift shop, you just stand there waiting for them to call your name. Yep. So they start talking.

They exchange information. The pastor got sick. kidney. I was like, I got you. They tested, boom, kidney word. Donated the kidney. From just a conversation at Cracker Barrel. Isn't that crazy? Wow. All these kidney sending stories. It makes me want to give a kidney away. Really? Yeah. Like, everybody's doing it. Oh, man. People are doing it safely. Yeah. It's helping it saving lives. It really.

A domino effect. Yeah. That's all I'm saying. We'll see how it goes. That's all I'm saying. Amy? There's a Philadelphia photographer named Richard Waugh, and he saw a group of graduates it's on a bus not too long ago, and they had no family with them to take pictures of their special days. Like, whoa, they're kind of all in this on their own. So he decided as a photographer, he was going to volunteer his services for anybody that truly needed pictures captured of graduation. And last year, he signed up two people because that's all it came forward. Well, this year, thanks to social media and people saying, hey, yeah, this is legit. If you need pictures, he'll take them. Twelve people showed up. Or they're going to show up. He's taking them June 17th, and he's got hair and makeup on site as

well. So every year he hopes that it gets bigger and bigger. That's cool. Lunchbox, what you got? About five years ago, Shantel was in a car wreck and she got injured, so she's sitting around. She ballooned up to 311 pounds. And she saw a picture of her and her husband. She's like, I'm embarrassed. He has to be seen with me looking like that.

Two years later, she's dropped 175 pounds. Wow. Dang, 175. That's crazy. Bob it Bonson. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. So it looks like it's going to be a bull. boy for Jason Aldeen and Brittany.

They shared the news yesterday on Instagram. They had friends and family over for a reveal party. And they had these big old balloons. And the balloons were black. And then they popped the balloons. And whatever color came out, that was the color of baby. And it was blue. So they're having a boy.

I bet you. Aldeen's happy about that. Blue confetti. Oh, and the girls seemed pumped about it, too. His two daughters and Brittany, they were jumping around, like, so excited. I think everybody wants a boy because they're easier to raise. I think you probably get more joy long term with a girl because it's Actually have real emotions.

What are you trying to say? Easier to raise? Yeah. Easier to raise, but less depth. Okay. That's what I'm trying to say. Yeah. Don't question what I'm trying to say.

That's what I'm trying to say. We're just more complex. Yeah, but there's a bigger reward. Okay, cool. Rascal Flats is going to put down roots in Vegas for the fall. They're going to do another residency. So if you want to check that out, they're booked for at least eight shows at the Venetian beginning October 6th. I'm Amy.

That's your 30 seconds skinny. Lobby Bone Show. Bonehead. The story of the day. This story comes to us from Akron, Ohio. A 41-year-old woman walked into a video store to rent a video. She went up to the counter and she goes, oh, I don't have my account card with me.

Here's my phone number. Then she gave her a note and says, give me all the money in the register. The only problem is it was her real phone number linked to her real account. Hold on, wait a minute. I know what you're going to say. First of all, it's a video store. It's still working.

Second of all, when you announce a name of the town, it's like the Affleck Duck. Akron. I tried to be the Affleck Duck. I know you tried out in audition. Affleck. And you didn't. Stop it. Affleck.

Stop it. That's pretty good. What's the town again? Akron, Ohio. Did I really sound like the Affleck Duck? Yeah. It was like, you're like from Akron, Ohio. Akron, Ohio.

Lunchbox did audition to be the Afflake Duck. He did it. He did it. He didn't get a call back. No, of course not. I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. What do you mean?

Of course not. Were you expecting to get a callback? Yeah, I really thought I was pretty good at it. They weren't looking for someone that sounded just like Gilbert Godfried, and you were trying to sound like the old Affleck duck. Correct. So I should have made it my own. Yeah.

Like if you were to make it your own right now, what would it sound like? Affleck. Oh, it'd be British. Oh, Aflac. Let me try that again. Affleck. Now you're just you. Yeah.

Well, Aflack. Okay, you're doing the same noise over and over. Afflack. Oh, God. Halfline. Thank you. Come on. Get your bobbed bones on.

Last night, this bombing happened in Manchester, England, or UK. Is this still called England? Same. Whatever. I say England. So Ariana Grande was doing a concert there, and I'm sure you've seen it on the news now. And listen, I have a bunch of people running out of the place. I just don't want to play that stuff.

I don't want people screaming and running out. Like, we know what terrible thing happened. Like, right now, 22 people have died. There are more in the hospital that are hurt right now. So, yeah. Well, last time, red. Your husband was stationed over there in the military. Like, what does he say about this?

Because I just wonder what it's like being security in that part of the world where it's not as secure because they haven't had to deal with what we've had to deal with here. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, he did talk, I don't want to speak for him, really, but when he was living there, they hadn't had so this is their second I think biggest attack the other one was a train station and that was like 2005 maybe I can't remember but so when he was living there he said it wasn't he didn't ever feel like a crazy threat he was gone a lot though like he lived in England he lived in Cambridge actually but spent a lot of time in middle east and Africa the whole time he was there he absolutely loved living there though I'm watching

watching this last night and it comes on the news and it's like there's a bombing outside of a concert and then, you know, it's Ariana Grande, so you're like, holy cow, it's a bunch of kids. But again, anybody dying is terrible. Yeah. I mean, really. And then it's like, I was thinking of how they get in, like what metal detector didn't go off. Because now I hear if you go into a concert, there's a metal detector. I went to John Mayer.

You couldn't get in because it was. so metal-detected up. Yeah. Then it turns out they were waiting outside. It wasn't even metal detectorable. I know that's not a term, but you know what I mean? It wasn't. Works for now.

I wonder, and again, you start talking about lone wolf-type people. They say they've identified the bomber. They haven't put him out. Because he's dead. Like, he's suicide bombing. So you wonder, and I guess, do you feel differently about going somewhere because of this? I haven't had to... I feel like by the next time I go somewhere,

I don't know that this will be in the front of my brain. Right now it is, and I don't have... Like, if we had an event tonight or something, it would probably be... It would dominate some of my thoughts, for sure. But, I mean, honestly, you know what I was thinking? I don't want to put stuff out. I mean, I don't think that...

No, I think you should just say your emotions because there's no such thing as the wrong emotion. My instant... Like, we just wrapped eye-heart country. And not that, but then I'm like, okay, this is terrorist thing, but then there's crazy people that just want to be crazy. Whether it's terrorist related or not. And by terrorist, I mean ISIS. So, or something like that.

And I'm like, we just wrapped at a venue like that. We could easily be in Vegas doing anything at the Verizon Arena and like be coming out of the venue thinking we're just on our happy little merry way. And then crazy happens. Or honestly, on a smaller level, I was thinking, I went to you. your shows. My brain went to the raging idiots or the Bobby Bones Funnian Alone where there's a thousand plus two thousand sometimes people gather together in one spot and I'm like what is the security like at your

shows? Hmm? Do we? Have any? Yes. Well I do. And yes they have Wondi stuff but it's not crazy but again the guy didn't do anything inside the show. Yeah I know but I mean I'm talking about also right outside and you're right bringing it up like I I guess I was just, I was even thinking about metal detectors. I thought maybe he was able to get in. And I was like, what did you like? I thought that too. Like how did he?

Me too. I was like, why at the end? Yeah. Like what? But again, because we were getting in facts a little by little and some of them were right. Some were wrong. The thing with the news cycle now, people just start throwing stuff up on Twitter, things that they heard and things they know. And all of a sudden there's a second device that they're having to, and it turns out it wasn't.

It was just some clothes that were left behind. It does not affect. my mindset of things here. Okay. And again, maybe it's the, it was so far away that it doesn't feel as right here. It didn't happen in Florida.

It didn't happen in North Carolina. It didn't happen in a place that feels like home. Yeah. I never been over there. I don't know the difference. So I don't know what the cops are like. Yeah. I don't know what.

And the problem with having somebody that's doing stuff by them, is they're not talking to anybody. And if this person wasn't talking to anybody and got on the internet and learned how to make a pipe bomb or a nail bomb, you probably wouldn't have known

because nobody's picking up chatter. So, I was watching the hockey game last night. I was saying, there's a big crowd of people there that I never thought it would happen there. Oh, you didn't?

No. I think of, that's where my brain, I'm like, they could easily be walking out of the... But somebody could easily walk up with a gun too. Yes. nowhere and just start firing at people.

Where you've got, you know, you've got mass amounts of people and, yeah. I think of that with like at the Super Bowl or I probably think of that anytime that the Super Bowl comes around. Maybe because my husband has told me that, and I'm sure some other people know this too, but there's planted people all throughout there that are highly trained. They work for various groups, whether they're publicly or privately funded. And they're mixed in with the crowd, and they are legit there to keep people safe. And you would never know.

You would think they were a Patriots fan, but they were some highly trained special forces. Someone's like an air marshal. Like you don't know they're an air marshal on an airplane? Exactly. And so I'm like, hmm. Anything else? Lights box? What I've read is that this guy was, they say it was a guy, was known to police.

And they believe that it was such a sophisticated bomb that he has part of a. a cell and someone built it for him because they usually won't waste one of their important bomb makers as one of the people that detonate it. Oh, to like, yeah, part of the suicide. Someone made it for him, you read it and they gave it to him and sent him to do it. Right, and they believe that he probably did a practice run. He took public transit to the concert and probably in the days leading up, practice how he was going to do it.

That's weird they wouldn't notice someone doing that with as much as they're watching. I think here in the States, I probably wouldn't notice somebody doing that. That's just me thinking that we have it under control. And I can be wrong about that. Because we never really have it under control. But I would think, who knows what I think? I don't know.

My emotion was last night I got irritated myself because I wasn't, you just, you just see people. There are bombs all over the place, all over the world. And I'm like, why am I not angrier? Like, I feel sad for everybody, but I wasn't angry.

I was just angry at myself for not being angrier. Because once it starts happening in a bunch of places, you're like, okay, this is the crazy, where all we live in? And then you're like, is it okay for people to spy on us? If it's going to stop bombs, then you start questioning everything. Yeah, it's a real thing. So I'm not playing clubs of people running out of the building, screaming, crying.

And I know a lot of news and a lot of radio shows are doing that. We're just not going to do that. And we're not going to spend the morning focused on it. We'll talk about it. But I don't think people come to us for that. But it is something that's happened and that we talk about it. And so we like to talk to you about what we talk about when when the mics go off

the show just rolls on or off the ear I just said it was nachos and the one yesterday we're talking about that had botula Yeah People got sick Somebody actually died Oh no

From buying the nachos at the gas station In Sacramento Yeah So yesterday botulism And I didn't even know what that was But we were talking about it yesterday People got sick Because they bought nacho cheese

From a gas station Man we got botulism After any nacho cheese sauce From a Sacramento area gas station Dation He's one of five people who got botulism After apparently consuming nacho cheese They did a gas station on April 23rd

And May 5th So the gas station gets in trouble right Like you can't put food out there That has to Yeah Or whoever in charge of that cheese The gas station It is okay

I just didn't know sometimes there's an outside The description of that disease or whatever Or that sickness was the cans From the can or whatever it's stored So Yeah So you're saying the gas station stored it improperly.

Yes, I mean, from the description of botulism. There'll be a price to pay if you drink beer at your Memorial Day barbecue. Mosquito bites. Mosquitoes can tell when you've been drinking beer because your skin chemistry changes and it lures them in. Oh, they like it? Yeah, they do like it. Mosquitoes like me no matter what. Because you always smell like beer?

I don't know. I don't know. If you put, trust me, you put any of us outside with some mosquitoes, they're going to come to me first. Maybe your lotion? Just me. Are you doing like any going to grill out or anything? Always. Every Memorial Day weekend, I'll grill for sure.

Some fajitas, maybe a brisket if I feel crazy. Why is that crazy? You can take more time? It's an all-night, all-day thing. Yeah. My dad doesn't sleep when there's a brisket happening. What's the, okay. Help me out with my manhood here.

Okay. Why is it so cool to cook a brisket for 14 hours when you could just go to the store and buy one? Ah, there's pride involved. Yeah, you know, I've only made like seven in my life, and probably two came out really good. Again, so it's just challenging. Okay, but why not go and just buy one? Bobby, because then you can say when people bite into your brisket and they're like, this is amazing, you're like, that's what that's up. My sister has even done it too, and she, like, calls my dad through the entire process.

And I don't know, they get excited about it. I'm not into it. I've never done one. Then you know what? You should build your own house, too. What? Oh, man. If you're going to live by this rule.

But that's impossible. No, it's not. I had a neighbor that did that. I saw a woman on YouTube who learned how to build her own house on YouTube. That's right. That's right. Yeah, she watched YouTube videos and built her whole house on YouTube. Okay, never right.

So all I'm saying, if that's your thing, then live the life that way. Go all out. If you're going to be ridiculous, spend all this time doing something. Build a car. Yeah. You like my car? I built it. Yeah.

Exactly. What do you think kids want to be when they grow up now? I think you guys stick stab at it I think a lot of them still want to be Well because when I was a kid I wanted to be a vet A veterinarian Yeah Let me look on the list here in my papers

Because I have 12 things A veterinarian does not make the list What? I thought every kid wouldn't work with animals Now Eddie have two kids Yeah Eddie's our video producer as a 9 year old and a 3 year old What do they want to be? Video game creators

Video game creators No Huh No that's not it The number one thing is the YouTube star. That's nice and promising. That's not good. Wow.

Boy of time change. This is where we're headed. No kidding. The number one job the kids want today is they grow up as a YouTube star. Job. Job. The number two thing is a blogger or vlogger. Wow.

But remember, when we were kids, we all had ridiculous streams too. Like? Astronauts. No, like radio star. Oh, that's true. That's me. Oh, yeah. Like radio star, TV stars in a community.

And they laughed at you. Yeah, and they were like, you're never going to be a comedian. You're never going to be on the radio. Don't let people laugh at you. But if they do, remember their faces. Because then whenever you get adult and you're like, remember you Mark Carly for making fun of me when I was younger? Dang.

Yeah. Calling out Mark Carly. Told me you never make it. Beat me up. Used to beat me up all the time. Really? Oh, yeah. I got beat up a lot.

All the way through like 12th grade. Wasn't even like a third grade thing. Musician or singers at three. Okay. Man, I've got all this stuff. Look at this. Basically, people want to be you. Listen, I get four of the top five, actor.

Oh, yeah. You've been in movies and television. Yep. From major motion pictures co-starring with Vanessa Hudgens. Right. A movie called Band Slam. Made a couple million. Don't let that, you know.

It's a good movie, too. When you're walking down the street, don't let that bother you. Be like, well, this is a big movie start. Yeah, just me. Hey, I'm just trying to be me. Sometimes it plays up a, ABC, Fan. Family. So I got that one. Musician or singer. Got that one.

Blogger. Got YouTube star. Dang. Yeah. Wow. I'm the lamest person ever. Is there anything serious down there? Dr. Nurse comes in at 6. Okay. TV host at 7, athlete at 8. Oh.

I love these kids. I asked my nephew what he wanted to be when a girl being who said, NFL player. I said, well, what if that falls through, what do you want to do? NBA. Oh, good luck. It's a backup plant. Yes. Can I talk about this elephant that killed the big game hunter for a second?

Sure. Because this guy, he's out and they're walking and they have their big elephant guns. And these elephants start charging the hunters. And this guy named Botha opens fire. Another elephant then charged from the side and hit another elephant, whatever. And the guy who was shooting the gun, and fell on two by an elephant and died. Now, I'm okay with that.

You're out shooting elephants, and an elephant happens to get you, as you're shooting elephants? You know, I think that's just probably... I also think, listen, I grew up a hunter. They should probably give animals guns. Well, their animals aren't going to know how to use them. Okay, well, if the elephant falls on somebody, do you feel bad for the guy who got crushed by the elephant as he's out shooting?

I feel bad for everybody involved. What about the elephant, do you're killing? I just said everybody involved us, including the elephants. It's a feel worse for somebody. I'm not into that kind of activity, but I get it. Some people are. Yeah. I mean, it's ironic.

Yeah, I guess we're supposed to feel bad for the elephant hunter, and I don't. I haven't really... Like, if I'm shooting squirrels and one falls on my head. I feel bad for his family and hint. Like, it's sad that someone died, but yeah. What about elephants' families? Elephants are known to cry and miss people? Yeah, you're acting like a lot of them.

I don't care about the elephant. You're not caring about the elephant. Yes, I am. Yes, I am. I want to hear about the squirrel that fell on your head. No, I'm saying what if a squirrel fell on my head? Yeah. If I were squirrel hunting, did a lot of it, and it killed me.

I mean? I'd feel bad for the squirrel is what you're saying? Yeah, you'd be like, were you squirrel hunting? Yeah. I might be with Amy on this. I might feel bad for you and the squirrel. And I feel bad for your family and your friends. But all that's part of it.

I'm just saying if you're out shooting elephants and an elephant crushes you, that's on you. I killed a fly the other day. it's not the same thing flies out and don't matter elephants are close that's like a dolphin yeah mammal they've been able to

show how these things communicate almost humanesque about a shark I'm not dealing with you right now what about an ant yeah exactly well you brought up a dolphin's I'd kill a shark

if it's about to eat me on here but anything is about to eat me if a dolphin I don't know if a human's about to eat me I'm gonna pop the human but here's the thing if a dolphin's about to eat me I'll be like, oh, a little dolphin.

I'll know if I can kill you. If a shark comes, I'll be like, bye. Good conversation, guys. What about a mosquito? Amy's like, well, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Well, you're being ridiculous. You said I wasn't caring about the elephants and I was. All my question was, do you feel bad for the hunter?

Just the hunter straight up. Who's shooting at an elephant and the elephant falls on them. Do you feel bad for the hunter? Yes or no. No, not really. I don't either. Sorry, I feel bad for everybody. You do.

Maybe it's hormonal. It sucks that he died. But it sucks if he would have shot an elephant too. I get it. Oh, my goodness. All right. You have a conversation with her. Whatever.

You know, she was married and her husband died, right? Yes. Yes. Okay. I want to acknowledge that before I tell the story. Because Lunchbox sent me this article about Celine Dion. Yesterday we were playing the clip of her doing My Heart Will Go on. It was the 20th anniversary of that song.

Yeah. Okay. Lunchbox sends me a note last night. It just pops up. Boop. Lunchbox. I'm like, what's he messaging me about? And he goes, Celine Dionne.

on super creepy. So I click it. Her husband was her manager, okay? Which is not that creepy that happens in a lot of relationships. Totally. Even currently, Christensen's wife, his manager. Ozzy Osbourne's wife, his manager. Lots of managers are in the family.

Her husband was her manager and began managing her when she was 12 years old. Yeah, that's weird. Okay. That's so weird. This is lunchbox writing to me. After talking about her today, I was doing some. research on her and this is creepy. He was 38 and she was 12.

Like when he started managing her. Yeah. And not to talk ill of the dead because if he were alive, we'd be saying the same thing. Like, it's kind of a weird situation. Yeah. They started dating when she was 19 and he was 45. Like started, and you know, there's probably some blur in that. Yeah. If I'm guessing, we're gaff aside. If they're together all this time,

she was 19 to 45. I'm guessing they probably started dating. before that, just guessing. Oh, okay. And again, like you said, Eddie, quite the gap. White the gap. 19 and 45. You have to understand.

I'm 37 right now. And I feel like I'm getting on up there. Would you date a 19-year-old? No. Okay. 20? I'd be tough, ma'am. Okay.

Like, I'm struggling with anything below 21. Bones. Yeah, right. Yeah, right. Really, where do you struggle at? 24? Probably 25-ish. That's good.

Yeah. But I don't like that. I don't like to put numbers and age restrictions on things. Yeah. Yeah. I don't do that. Definitely don't. Yeah.

I mean... Because, I mean, when you're 45, I... Never mind. You'll probably be happily in love with Lindsay. Who knows? Yeah. I hope that's the case. So, anyway, he was 38, she was 12, and then when he was 45, he started dating her at 19.

Wow. Weird, I know? Yeah. Very weird. Take them out of it. The situation is still weird, right? Yeah. Yeah, that looks why I can send me that little note.

Like, I just, like, they went public at 19. So, uh, uh, you're the one that says if they graduate high school. No, no, if they graduate high school, it's fine. But I just see the 38 and 12 year old. And I think, man, this dude. I don't see it at 12. Okay, 15.

Okay, now. That's when I'm starting to think he's like, oh, man, I'm kind of interested in this girl. That was a weird thing. Oh. He did send me a note that I thought was pretty. interesting and eye-opening. Okay. There's a doctor that called on yesterday's show because Amy said,

hey, she started her cycle, she wasn't pregnant. After being basically five days late. Because we're like, is Amy pregnant? Is Amy pregnant? Yep. This doctor called. Just because you have started your cycle does not mean that you could not be pregnant. I would like for you to take the pregnancy test first thing in the morning

whenever you get up and you go to the restroom. Even though you have started, there is still 809 to 6th, that you could be pregnant. A lot of women don't realize that when you have started your cycle, you could still be pregnant. Okay, so that being said, at 20 after the next hour,

Amy will reveal the results because she took a pregnancy test this morning. Yeah. Upon... Yeah. The recommendation of an OBGYN. Of an OBGYN. She called in.

Amy took a pregnancy test just to put an end to this. Boys? Yeah. do you think she's pregnant? I'm still way up there. 80% she's pregnant. 80? Wow. Lunchbox.

I think she's pregnant. 83% chance. Wow, there's no way she's pregnant. I'm going 3% chance. Bones, the doctor said so. No, the doctor said, whatever. The doctor just said, and a lot of listeners said to do it too. But then some started messaging in going, hey, don't put yourself through it again.

Oh, no. Yeah. I was getting lots of messages. Like, don't worry. Don't let it. It's just another going to be a negative test that's going to break your heart. Don't do it. Don't listen to these people.

These people. I'm like, who do I listen to? What do you mean these people? Yeah. Yeah, Amy. Not y'all. I don't know who they were referring to. The callers.

People on Facebook were yelling at me last night. Why? I went over to Facebook and I responded to somebody and I had to get off because I knew I was going to fight with people. What happened? They were like, all these guys do is make Amy talk about being pregnant in pregnancy. And I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, this is Amy. Yeah, we didn't bring it up.

We didn't make her talk about anything. Matter of fact, she brought it up. That's right. Yeah. Yeah. So she had to run out the studio. That's true. Yeah.

There we go. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. So in case you haven't heard this, Lady Antebellum did a cover of the classic from the 60s, Hey Baby, and it's on the new Dirty Dancing soundtrack, which dropped last Friday. But the Dirty Dancing reboot, it airs tomorrow night, so set your DVRs, mark your calendars. It's on ABC. I'm not doing any of that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not marking my calendar. Yeah, 8-7 Central. Who even says that? I do. I've had a TV show. Mark your calendar. Write it down, type it.

Yeah. Send yourself a letter of registered mail. It's a fun song, though. Yes. I want to know. Will you be my girl? It reminds me of after Arkansas football games. Wait, why?

Sing it. Because we all dirty dance after wins. I was raising back fans. We're all, like, grinding on each other. It's like. It really was. scandalous second of the day. Like, I'm being for real.

Okay. I know you like to not be for real, but I'm being for real. All right, what else you got? Well, do you know how much American Idol paid to get Katie Perry to be a judge? I do. I do. I could not believe this price. $25 million.

Yeah. Wow. Because they didn't have anybody. Now, listen, this is why I know, because I don't know people. Okay. So, first of all, that's in the news. I already knew that, but that's in the news. They were going to move the show to Orlando.

To where? Orlando. Okay. American Idol. What's the way? I was like they're going to move it? Yeah. She completely said, no, I'm not doing it in Orlando.

So now they have to do it in L.A. Because it was going to be easier for everybody to do it in Orlando, including Ryan, because he could only go from New York to Orlando. Right. So now, because they're going to do Disney World. That was the whole idea. But now they're not. Now they're going to do it back in L.A.

Amazing. We think Ryan would have more pull in Katie Perry, but. I don't think so. They want to, I don't know. I don't know. Listen. $25 million. Dane.

Katie Perry just... They can't afford anybody else. I hear the other judges are lunchbox and Eddie. We're dirty cheap. I'll take it. If you'll be my girl.

I'm Amy. That's your 30 Second Skinny. Christina in Wichita. Hello, Christina. Hi, Bobby. How are you? I'm really good. Thank you for calling.

What's on your mind? So I downloaded the sleep app, my sleep button app, and I used it for like the last three nights because I haven't been able to go to sleep. And I've said it for 12 minutes, and I've been passed out before 12 minutes fit. And I put my phone on my pillow, and I think it even made my husband pass out.

There's this app. I have no ownership. I don't even know who made the app. It's called My Sleep Button. My girlfriend told me about it, and I was like, I don't know, that's not going to work for me. I don't sleep. And so you turn it on, and it just tells you little scenarios. And it knocked me out.

It did not work for me last night, but I think because I was up watching the hockey game, it was like, ah! And that bombing happened, and I was like, ugh. And so, like, my nerves, and I was shot. So it didn't work for me last night. But every other time it's worked, and it just tells you a scenario, and your mind just thinks about it. And every seven seconds, it goes to a different scenario.

It's crazy how great it's worked for me. I don't sleep. And it's worked for me wonderfully except for last night. But so many listeners, and people are going to the comments page over on that my sleep button nap, and they're leaving all these messages like, Bobby Bone said it was awesome. They have to be like, who's Bobby Bow, and how do we pay him?

Because I mean, come on. But yeah, did you try it last night? I did. Last night was my first night trying it. And it's kind of weird because you're the one that told me about it. And your girlfriend, Lindsay's one that told you about it. So anytime it tells me to picture a guy and a girl, I picture you and Lindsay. So it's like. Wait, what?

That's weird. I know. I know. I'm telling you. So I thought, oh, great. Now I'm going to be having dreams about Bobby and Lindsay. But for one, it put me to sleep. For two.

It did work? It worked. And for two, I didn't dream about y'all, but I did picture y'all in every scenario. Guy gives girls a girl a flower in the car. Bobby's giving Lindsay a flower in the car. It worked, huh, for you? Yeah. Wow.

It's called My Sleep, The Sleep button? The Sleep button. It's free on iPhone. Yeah. It worked, huh? Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Bones show.

So in 17 minutes, Amy will reveal the results of a pregnancy test. And I'm telling you, there was no plan for us to keep extending this segment. But a doctor called yesterday after Amy said, hey, I started my cycle. I was five days late, but I started my cycle. And doctor called... Just because you have started your cycle does not mean that you could not be pregnant. I would like for you to take the pregnancy test first thing in the morning whenever you get up and you go to the restroom.

Even though you have started, there is still 89 as a chance that you could be present. Is she said 89? Is it muffled? She says 89 and then in the background, you hear me go, I know, but I, Madam, I don't think 809 was what she said. Regardless of what it felt like, she said. Because that's just high.

Like 8 or 9 maybe, 8 or 9. But that's extremely high. It's really high. That being said, in 16 minutes, Amy, will reveal the pregnancy test that she took. Denise is on in Chesapeake, Virginia, or as we call it, Chesa Freak! Good morning, guys.

Denise. Hi, Denise. It can get freaky around here. That's what we hear. We just love when people call from Chesapeake because we do that every time. We're so stupid. We're really mature. We should not have a radio show.

But go ahead. Thank you for calling, Denise. Thanks for having me. I'm just calling to let Amy know. and the experience that I've had. I'm now 50 years old. My daughter's 31. I was 11 weeks pregnant with my daughter.

I had a cycle. I took a birth control pill every single day. I went to the doctor three different times. Your analysis led to everything came back negative. On the last time that I went, when I found out that I was 11 weeks pregnant, the only way it showed up or she showed up was from an ultrasound. So miracles do happen. Oh, well, I'm looking to Amy's poker face this morning because she's trying to play,

because I don't know what happened. And she's, I don't know if he's playing me or not. You never know about her. Like, she's crazy like a fox. You think Amy all Amy just clumsy Amy, real nice, sweet Amy. But sometimes she messes with you, man. Never know about her. There's a woman who bought some costume jewelry, 15 bucks into flea market, you know.

Oh, great. Well, I mean, just, there's just stupid jewelry, like costume. and you want to wear it and add it and look at me and being funny. Maybe let her kids play with it. Everybody can play with it. Who cares? Just costume jewelry, right? Just fake.

Yeah, so headed up praise. It's 26.67 karrat diamonds, $450,000 worth. What? How about that? Oh. Lunchbox, go out and buy all the costume jewelry today. Yeah, I know. Get rich.

Yeah, yeah. Maybe. Yeah, yeah. Okay, real quick. Hey, Dawn and Florida, I thank you for calling. I have about 30 seconds, so thank you for calling, and I'm sorry to rush you, but what would you like to say? That's happened. My son, I fell down the stairs real quick.

I'm having children. They did a blood test at the hospital and told me that I was four months pregnant with my son, so it does happen. Wow. That's crazy. Thank you for listening. No problem. You're very important to me. I'm not sure saying that to all the callers. You're very important to me.

Yeah, just because, I mean, really, who calls? the radio station. I love that. The people will pick up the phone and call us. They have mornings and lives to live, but they still call us. You're very important to me. I appreciate that. Three and a half minutes until Amy does a pregnancy test. Woo! That does it? It's done. She woke up this morning and she...

That's what the doctor said. So she'll reveal it to us coming up in a bit. I still think it's going to be no. You two think it's going to be yes, but we wouldn't have continued on with this segment if a doctor wouldn't have called. More than one doctor actually. they were like, hey, just to be safe, which by the way, and then once you're not pregnant, because I don't think you are, we're 37 days away from Amy's kids moving into her house. Wow. Yeah.

I feel like it's not 37 days anymore. You told us 37, and you said I could track it. And this is why listeners get mad at me. Do you see what she sets me up for? No, I'm not setting you up for anything. No, I told you, we were on track. I feel like, listen, but, listen, I got an email. But, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

You shouldn't feel bad. Hubba, hubba, hop-ba, wait a minute. If they get mad to you, I'm going to get mad at them. Okay, well, that's fine. I got your back. You don't. But here's the thing. Let me tell you what happens.

Then you can say you're a piece. Amy's like, we're tracking it. We are. End of the month, track away. So I start the kid tracker. Like, when are the kids going to get here? Like the pizza tracker. 37 days.

It's like we're checking dominoes. How close are they? All right, 2.3 miles. And I start doing it. And then Amy goes, well, I don't know if that's, and then Lester's like, Bobby, you're such a jerk. All you do is put pressure on Amy and those things. And I'm like, all I'm doing is following Amy's lead. I know.

And she enjoys it. Look at her face right now. She enjoys me getting attacked. First of all, I didn't know you're getting attacked. Second of all, I... What do you mean? You ever look to Facebook? No, I don't.

Okay, well, never mind. I tell you all the time. I don't go there. Go ahead. I don't like you getting attacked. This is nothing to do with you. You should not be attacked. So listeners need to back off of you if they're attacking.

Yeah, that got. That's right. You heard me. But I felt pretty confident in the tracker. I just got a little email from the U.S. Embassy yesterday, which my kids... Oh, no. Will they go? What's today?

Tuesday? So tomorrow my kids have an appointment at the U.S. Embassy. Okay. They have to, like, show up there. But they could be earlier then. Oh. Yeah, I don't know. The email I got just wasn't a really great indication of that, but my husband and I are

confused on some things the guy wrote and we're like, maybe he's wrong. Or maybe he doesn't understand where we are in the process. So we're waiting to... hear back from him in our agency and maybe have, you know, a group, group talk about this. Plus, my husband gets there on Thursday, and I don't know. I think he may, like, go down to the U.S. Embassy and like, knock, knock, knock. What you're standing to you? Mark Arubio? Huh?

He's sending it to you? Mark, no. Oh. No. Nope, not Marco Rubio. I don't know. Some American citizen that works at the embassy in Haiti, the U.S. embassy. Figures to me from Florida because that's where you go, right?

Right? No, the U.S. Embassy is in Port-au-Prince. No, I know, but you go to Florida first. True. And don't a lot of the rich people from Haiti live in Florida? Yeah, Miami, all around. They live both places. Some of people that I know they live in Florida and they have a house in Porta Prince, or anywhere else in Haiti. Well, I'm checking the tracker right now, 37 days until your kids move in, until you tell me otherwise.

Okay, maybe I'll know more after today. I really hope it was a typo. Maybe it was a typo. What was the typo? What did it say? I don't want to give all the details because it can't be right. It's, it was,

it's, let's just say it said months, more months, not weeks. Your husband needs to go down to the embassy. You need me to go with him? No, I mean, he's already going to Haiti,

but literally he may have to go by there or drop off some money. Not joking, seriously. Oh, good. You need some, yeah, do what you got to do. No, not like that. All with them. and all what is legally due.

Okay. I'm going to follow your lead. Do you want to stretch this out for radio purposes? No. Here's a tease and I'll play a song. No. Are you sure? Yes, I'm sure.

Because we can't. I can be like, okay, what's the results? But now Luke Bryan, we'll tell you after the break. Yeah. No. Let's not do that to people. Okay. So.

Not that anybody really is invested in this. I feel like, I don't know. But the doctor did kind of like freak me out and these listeners sharing their stories of being pregnant, but still getting their cycle. It's crazy. The 32nd version of this is a long time ago, Amy wanted to have a baby.

She couldn't have a baby with her husband. They tried the domestic adoption, wanted to go through because they tried like five times and kept moving. She went on a mission trip to Haiti. She was doing a woman's conference. She went to an orphanage. She found some kids. She loved them.

She adopted them. She would move into the house in 37 days. As this is happening, Amy thinks she may have got pregnant. She started her cycle five days late. Here we are. Thank you. Thank you. Practice all night. You did good. So a doctor called to yesterday. Just because you have started your cycle does not mean that you could not be pregnant.

Boom. Amy woke up this morning. Take me through your morning. Well, she said you had to do it right when you woke up with fresh morning pee. Fresh morning, dude. Yes. So anyway, I took it right. right away and... Okay, so there are two options. Which kind of Tesla is? Like, positive and negative?

EPT? No, like, what's the two things? Oh, it wasn't electronic as lines. So two lines or one line? Yeah. Is that what it is? No, a plus. Oh, a plus or a minus?

Yeah. And after Luke Bryan... I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. Stopping with that. Okay.

I would be like, no. I'd start yelling over Luke Brian's song. Show me the plus. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, Eddie? Yeah, 80%. No, it's going to be a plus or minus. Plus.

Lunchbox? Plus. I think it's a minus. Any of what is it? Minus. Let me see the stick. No, I didn't bring it. You know what I thought?

No, I did think about taking a picture, but then sometimes y'all are grossed out by that. Yeah, yeah. Then I thought about one time on Oprah, Hallie Berry was on, and she said she took 40 pregnancy tests trying to get pregnant, and she kept all 40 of them in a shoe box. All the 40 negative, 40 negative pregnancy tests in a shoebox. And then I start thinking, should I keep this one? What if I would have kept all my pregnancy tests all these years, how many would I have? I don't even know. Probably it.

I don't know. Okay. You have 52 cycles a year, give or take, right? Did you take one? No, but I'm just thinking there was it. Once a week. That's 52 months in a year. Oh, you're right.

Oh, yeah. I'm saying weeks. You're right. And I'm wrong. I'm wrong to. And I have. I apologize for reacting that way. I didn't even catch up to it.

I didn't either. And I assumed he was wrong by him talking. Wow. My bad. That's kind of me. I know. That's why I'm apologizing right now because I was definitely wrong on that. I guess I feel like I have 52 cycles a year. Yeah, me too.

That's why. But I really only have 12. I would put it somewhere around 100. But I really only took pregnancy test probably six times a year because my husband's deployment schedule. So, yeah. But you didn't keep to them. I probably have about, I probably did.

taking at least 40, 50, because sometimes I'd take three in a row. Really? Yeah, I'd be like... Well, we've moved on now. Yep. Okay, I'm sorry, but you're good. All good. You're familiar with Tuesday's top five?

I am. What is it? Where you share with us the music that is the top most downloaded songs? Yeah, biggest songs in radio. Yeah. Yeah, so, like, the number five song was Darius Rucker, if I told you. If I told you... Top five song.

Good for Darius. Now, instead of just doing all those clubs, I switched it up this week. Oh. And so this is Tuesday's top five with lunchbox singing the songs. Oh, boy. Without knowing how they go. He's not reading lyrics. He just sings along to it.

Okay. Tuesday's top five, Darius Rucker, if I told you. Oh, rock me, baby. Yeah. If I don't know. Number four, Body Like a Backroad. Sam Hyatt. Baby your body's like a back road

I take it soft and slow I know every curving Your back is like a back road Yeah number three Dirk's Bentley Black Something about a heart attack In a Cadillac A black

Fat to black. Oh, black. Black, Cadillac. Is it Tuesday's top five? So tell me what information he was given. None. Here's the music.

Sing it. Okay. Number two. In case you didn't know by Brett Young. I just want to tell you I love you. Just in case you didn't know. In case I didn't tell. you, I want you to know I love you.

That's good. That was nice. And the number one song of the week, Luke Combs, Hurricane. In the rain and the storm in the middle of the day, like a hurricane. In the middle of the Midwest, you create havoc in the middle of the day. with rain like a hurricane. And those are your top five songs? Wow.

That's a lot. Okay. Cool. I'm really interested in this Nicole Kidman story. She was talking about her 50th birthday party coming up. And so they were on the Graham Norton show, which is over in the UK. And she was like, listen, I can't get surprised. Because if she gets surprised, apparently she breaks out in a colesore.

Like a surprise does that to her body. Wow. Like if I have anything in my mouth, like if I get elbowed in the mouth or have dental work, I get those sore inside of my lips all over. Yeah. And so your body just reacts in weird ways to things. For example, until yesterday, yesterday, Sunday, Monday, Monday, Tuesday, to Tuesday. Like the last three days I've been eating right again and working out, but I took a week off.

My body was like having pimples in places shouldn't have pimples. Yeah. Because starting bad food again, pimples break out. That makes sense. I never heard of that. Like, if she gets surprised, it's like a hormone that relates to that she gets a colesore. That is crazy. Yeah.

Do you want to hear it? Yeah. This is they're talking about it. I'm not a big birthday person. She's not good with surprises at all. Oh. No, I actually break out in a cold sore if I have a surprise. What?

And that plus birthday is really bad. Crazy, huh? Weird. Keith Urban did the Hum and Carrie song, Fighter? Fighter, yeah. With one of the spice girls, I think Posh Spice. So Victoria Beckham? Or Angry Spice?

Or Johnny Spice. I'm not sure. Ginger. One of the spices. Oh, he did it with ginger? No, I'm just saying she's one of them. Cuman? Mel B.

Scary spice. Scary. Way off. People listening right now, they're like below 22. Are like, what's the spice girls? I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want. I was a spice girl for Halloween in high school. I was sporty spice.

No, no, no. My friend was Sporty Spice. I was, I was, I was, I was Mell B. I was scary spice. Cool. Wow. Great story. It's awesome.

10 bucks. And you have a clip? Of you? No. Ethan. I don't. All right. That's weird, weird place of, like I know why people come to our show.

I know people come to our show because we're positive for the most part and we're authentic. We don't have radio voices. We're not even really radio people. And then something like last night happened. And there's the bomb that went off at the Ariana Grande concert. And it was in England, and I think now they said 22 people have died. And really the internal struggle for me before I do the show is how much do we spend talking about it? Because do people come to our show to hear about this?

And I think people come to our show to hear lots of things. I don't think there's one thing that they come for. And there's a reason we've, I mean, I think we've done two segments on it today. but I definitely wasn't going to do the whole show with it. I do think it needs to be brought up. I think they did kind of find out the group too that it's been associated with. But to me, really, I don't know the differences in the groups. All I know is I'm watching the news last night and I see this bomb go off.

And I'm like, and then I'm watching videos from like a mile away. And I'm totally watching everything. Like, if you look in the left corner, you can see like a light and it's the explosion. And I'm watching people run. And I'm like, I don't need to watch this. Like, I need to get away. from this in my head because it doesn't put me in a good place. Right. Like it doesn't help me one bit

to watch the news and people, iPhone footage or someone in the front row talking about the account of what happened. And so, and then it's like, okay, how they get a bomb into the arena. And at first, you didn't really know because Twitter is just so much at you, so fast, and there's really no verification. People retweeting it like crazy. There's a second device. There's all this stuff happening.

Turns out what happened was somebody was at the outside of it when people are coming back to the threshold of where security is. The concert's ending. Yeah, and people are coming out. It's the really vulnerable spot where you can still get a lot of people. And so there's a person, it was a suicide bomber, it was a terrorist attack, it was in England, killed a bunch of people, and it's terrible.

But then again, I'm not going to play clips of people talking about it on the show. Like, I'm just not going to do that. and you know I'm thinking is it going to affect how I go to shows anymore and it's not because I won't let it it affects my brain right now but by the next time I go to a show I won't I probably I hope it's not and I don't want it to affect me

but in my brain right now I'm thinking of various events from like oh no no no no but it's fresh it doesn't affect mine yeah that it does affect yours is probably pretty common. Lunchbox, does it affect your brain? Absolutely. It does.

It makes you worry about going to events. Yep. And when you go to an event, you look around and you're like, okay, who has a backpack? And when you go into an event, and I guess this person didn't go in the event, they look in your bag. But yes, everyone that carries a bag. That's the thing. He didn't go in the event. Right.

He just waited for people outside. And there are some things you just can't control. Nope. Like he didn't go through any screening. He didn't have to. We didn't have to get in anywhere. Like, I'm going to Atlanta. I'm probably going to watch Chris Rock on Saturday.

I don't think I'll think about that. I remember when the, and maybe because also it wasn't domestic. True. It didn't happen in the United States. Not that it doesn't mean it can't. But there's also a layer in between. Like, if it didn't happen in America, I'm always like, I wonder if we'd have probably caught that.

It's a very selfish thing to think, to think that we rule all. But, I mean, I really think that. Like, I wonder if we would have stopped it. Mm-hmm. So it's an awful situation. I want to talk about it a lot. I don't think our listeners come to us for that, but to ignore it wouldn't be right either.

Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Bones show. Come, Bob. You love a good scented candle? I do. Yeah, they're terrible for you. Yeah, I've heard that.

Because they fill the air with dust and fungus from the scents, and you get sick. Yeah, and other chemicals, too. Yep. Great. They did a whole thing. I live off, though. man. Like our whole house is sending candles. Now my wife burns them every night.

Yeah, there's like more naturally type ones or something you could buy or you should buy. I don't buy candles. Don't buy candles? I'm on a no candle diet right now. Oh. I'm trying to get better. It's like soy ones or something.

Don't burn things. What? I love candles. Campfire? I love matches. NASA has a bag of moon dust. It was lost for a long time. Neil Armstrong stuffed it And there's a bunch of moon rocks It lost it

They found it It's gonna go for $4 million at auction Oh they found it Mm-hmm Well thank goodness That's cool Four million dollars Of moon rocks

Go ahead Is that verified A fitting It's like Disappeared And then all it shows back up It's like somebody Just put some

Dust in there Dirt I would believe It's probably verified I hope so They do those auctions You know He liked,

is that painting that went for $110 million? It's been a week now. No. Yeah, I saw that. Yeah, a guy painted a picture. He was,

I believe, like a protege of Andy Warhol and he was a... What do you call this guy? Splatter guy? No. Oh, street art. Graffiti?

That's what I was saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it was like a skull. Okay. And the skull went for $110 million. That's insane. I was reading a new story about it yesterday.

and not just that. They have this, like, blind that people get behind. And if you're famous, you go and you don't know people know you're bidding on it because you don't everybody know when you have this art. And so there are all these famous people, like Decapriot was if they're bidding on some art. And it went for $110 million. Wow. Wow.

Which is crazy. You know how much the family bought that painting for before they sold it? $19,000. Really? That's quite the profit. That is a nice little business move there. Once I have painted a picture for St. Jude. And I think it sold for, like, 2,000.

$4,000 or something, right? Something ridiculous. I'm a terrible artist. Then I call Keith Urban and I said, hey, well, you paint a picture for me. And he painted a picture and went for like $4,000. It was amazing. It's not fair.

What? His was worth so much. No, it was amazing. It's awesome. I mean, Keith Urban painted a picture for St. Jude, and we put it up and auctioned people bought it. That was cool. Yeah. Then we tried with some other people,

and they were like, they started to feel bad about their paintings were bad. That wasn't the point. This skull painting is a piece of crap. Like, it's terrible. Have you ever thought about auctioning off that John Mayer painting I made you? I thought about just

throwing it in the garbage What? Just kidding It's in my bedroom The longer you keep it The more it's gonna be worth To hold on to it Okay If your relationship is on the rocks

Try using emojis to men Because this is what happens We are dumb We man We men, we dumb We know, no, no Not words you use Okay

So they say Women, because we are so dense As a male species If you will use emojis We actually understand Emotion through picture better We came in. You draw on rock we get.

Okay. So what do we do? Isn't that like, right? Doesn't that make sense though? It's so true. Because it's like, let's say you were feeling like, hey, I have a question. So you put up the little girl raising her hand. Yeah.

I have a question. Do you love me? So you put a heart and a question mark. And that would be like, question, heart, question. Do I love you? We would get that. So what do you reply with? I don't know.

It depends who asks. If it's my dog, I say yes. Anybody else to say TBD? TVD TVD. But they do say that emojis are So if you're having

If your relationships Not even problems Just do it To men Like send men emojis Because we understand Pictures better than we do words Because we have to interpret words

And we're stupid Easy, okay I can do that Now some men will be like I don't like emojis But okay They just don't like the colors They like oh

Pru Get over You want to communicate Send emojis Okay got it Some people are pretty good with emojis. They'll do like 11 to them, and I'll understand the whole sentence. Uh-huh. Yeah.

And I'm like, right. And it's not me who should get the credit. It's the emoji writer. It's like, dang, you're good at that. Yeah, it takes a while sometimes to put those together. What else want to talk about? Hey, by the way, I'll say this. If you're in Baton Rouge or New Orleans, I will be in Baton Rouge coming up in a few weeks doing my stand-up comedy show.

You can get tickets at bobbybonescom. We'd love to see you over there. We're doing City of Hope. It's a charity thing we're doing coming up. It's a softball game, right? And so I think they've announced... I don't know if they announced. I don't know they announced.

They announced Jesse James Decker. And who else they announced? Everybody know? I got a whole list of them. You have the people? Yeah, I got to look it up, though. Hold on. So, okay, they asked this for at-bat songs.

And so these knuckleheads are playing over here, too. Yeah. And so I don't have a bat song yet. But Lunchbox, what is your ad bat song? Hockey talk, bad don'tcadon. So when he comes up to bat, when he gets into the game. That's a bad song. Eddie, what's yours when you come out?

Mine is my uncle's song. El Nueva Tau. Yeah. Okay. Your winner's song. Yeah, of course. Ray's playing our producer Raymond. Raymond.

What is yours? I went with Brantley the weekend. Liz. Any suggestions on mine? Perfect. What's the song you walk out to your comedy show, that one? Oh, Seven Nation Army? That's a good one.

It's a little too intense. I was thinking maybe some John Mayor, like that Blood and the Water one. No. I'm not going to pump you up. It's not about being pumped up. Oh, I thought it was. It kind of. I thought it was about you're going to go to the plate.

The plate. And you're going to like get motivated to smash the ball. I only said smashers. Raging idiots. Hello. No, I'm not doing that. Oh, that'd be weird. Why?

Should you do your own song? Yes. I don't think so. I don't think so either. I don't know. I don't think so either. I got to still think about mine. What about party in the USA?

I did that once. Oh. I like Build Me Up Buttercup, too. That is a good one, dude. Yeah. You know, I'd also like, and I'm going to play. Let's see. It's the weekend.

Every time I hear that song, I think you're right. Of that one. Yeah. Need it off for the weekend. May I get it one of Lindsay's songs? That's so cute. That's legit. That is cheesy.

No, because it's about you. That's cheesy. I always think if the world ends, like I'm the guy to get with. What do you mean by that? Like if Walking Dead happens or... Oh, like, okay. Sorry, I think of me like the ladies. Like, if you're the guy.

I'll take that too. Okay. Like, if the world ends up, I'm the only guy left. Oh, my goodness. That's actually a dream scenario. I was thinking like bad. You said I'm the guy to get one. Yeah.

Okay, so you're like the... What's our name? Our dude from... Rick. Yeah, Rick. You're our Rick. Yeah. Like, I'm the guy to get with.

Okay. Just enough brains. Just enough. enough brawn and I can figure yourself out. I can survive. I've been surviving my whole life. Yeah. And I like to read stories about survival, right?

Like, I'm kind of into that. Like, into the world stuff. I feel like we're going to come over and you have a bunker one day. Well, I did for a while. I had somewhat bunker. Whenever the bird flu was a big thing, I built, I've talked about it before. I built like a mini bunker. And it had water, canned goods, everything.

And weapons. Whoa. Yeah. And I was ready. and so it never actually came and had to get rid of all the food but you never know what I got I watched those shows about people getting ready for the end of the world and I'm like man I should do that

or have I don't worry about me anyway there's a story about survival myths that you think these are what to do but it's really not number one to suck the venom out of a snake bite don't do it because you will get the bacteria

yeah instead if you get bit instead of letting somebody suck the wound out of it, keep the bite below your heart level and just get to the hospital. And don't panic, which is easy to say, but don't panic because your heart rate, the lower it is, the less it's pumping through your body.

Ooh, good call. So you get it by a snake or your fring gets by, but don't go sucking it. Stay on. Because you're going to get sick, and you may not even get it out of him. So stop, what's sucking? All right.

All right. If a bear, it comes up to you, and you're like, uh-oh, what do I do? And everybody's like, play dead. What? Yeah. Get the blank out of town, Dodge.

Really? No. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Here, if a brown bear... Don't act like... Lunchbox just threw his arms up in there like he was going to stand up to the bear and be big. You're supposed to get big.

Okay, let me read to you the story. It says, you know, it is always played dead if a bear comes to you. If a brown bear or grizzly bear comes to you and you have nowhere to go, you have two options. One, run like crazy, or two, pick up a rock or stick and start throwing it at it. What? Yes, because you're not going to win. If you just stand there and put your arms out, he's going to eat you.

Okay. And if you just lay there, he's going to eat you. So you either fight back or you run. I'm going to run. If you're lost in the woods, here's another one. It's like, go and start looking for food immediately. They're like, don't do that. That's stupid.

One, you waste some time and energy, and you can actually survive weeks without food. Find water. Yes. But you're good on food because you'll eat poisonous things. Just looking for food. And then if you're attacked by a shark, punch it in the nose. We heard that. It's like it's hard to see when a shark's attacking you.

Right. But what you should really go for are the eyes. Oh. Because the nose is just the nose. I mean, it's like punching me in the cheek. Right. Like you're supposed to go right between the eyes. Well, try to punch in the eyeballs, I would do.

I try to pick out that left eye. But imagine punching lunchbox in the cheek. That would hurt him. But imagine hitting him right in the eyeball. That would really really hurt him. That would really take him down. Hmm. And it hurt him.

Like, he couldn't see. Yeah. So in your opinion, punching the eye, or that story? Man. These are all the stories' opinions, but now they're my knowledge brains. So when the world ends, more facts for me to dominate the world. He's the got to get with. Yep.

I'll be running this place. This thing ends. Trust me. Okay, what's the story you have over there? It's from GQ. And, you know, it's what women want in a man. Okay, so you have two men here, lunchbox on myself. Okay, yeah.

And you're going to list a thing, and you tell us if we fit the real. requirement. Okay. So what's the first one? Okay. Drive to get a good job. Okay. Like someone's drive to get a good job. Yeah. Like how driven are you? So does lunchbox have it? I don't think so. Okay. Do I have it? Yes. Okay. Mark one for me. No, no, no, just speak your mind. There's no, just honesty. This is honest talk. I'm driven. I'm here every day. Okay. So, okay, next up. But if you win the lottery, you wouldn't work. Easy to talk to.

Who's easier to talk to? Lunchbox. Yeah. Who's easier to talk to? I ain't just being honest. You're out of your mind. I can just speak how you feel. Who have you had, whatever.

Hold on, stop, stop. Who have you what? Nothing. I can't, I don't want to be a hypocrite. Wow. But you are full of crap. Hey, hold on. Can I ask a question?

Yeah. Is there a microphone in front of you when you're talking to them or no? We've had some really. serious one-on-ones. More so than you and lunchy over here have ever had. Is this for me? Or, okay, what women want

in a man? In general, are you... In general, me. Okay, yes, I feel like you have been... I don't want to convince you. No, no, you already give lunchbox a point, so fine. In general, do you feel like people... Terrible officiating.

Terrible. Go ahead. I'm easy to talk to. Likes to learn. Come on. Boppy. So it's a contest. So it's either lunch or me now.

Go, go, yeah. Okay, I'm up two to one. Oh, that's what it is? I thought it was a contester in the beginning. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Enjoys being adventurous. Wait, what did you say? Enjoys being adventurous.

Oh, wow. It's not even close. Lunchbox. Yeah. Who, whatever. What do you do that's adventurous? I go on and trust by myself overseas. Okay, okay, okay.

Very funny. Oh, Bobby. Thank you. Oh, stop. Thank you. 100%. Thank you. No.

Oh, and she's with 100%. She's 100% of that hurt. All right, go ahead. I'm up three, too. The emoji, the 100% emoji. Thank you. Oh, now I get it. Thank you.

Go ahead. Able to sit and cry. Bobby. Is that it? Are you mad that I, if I picked lunchbox, were you going to be bad? Able to sit and cry. I'm good. Is it over?

Yeah. Okay. Who won? Bobby. Thank you very much. Bobby, you are what women want in a man. I mean, what? Well, I don't want to be a cry, baby, so he can have it.

Yeah, but I would have won in your. Anyway, there we go. Yeah. You're easy to talk to. How about I have a winning song? About certain things. Because you never get to play the games. I never get to play games.

What should your song be? That's a good question. This is stupid. I have a song. That's a good one. Morning, everybody. Hey, by the way, our daytime village presented by Capital One at the IHard Radio Music Festival is coming up.

September 23rd, we have our own box, like our own thing outside. Like Kelsey Ballerini's playing. Judah and the lion. I don't know really who anybody else is. there. Oh, I know who Noah Cyrus is. Kelsey's playing, and Jude in the line. I really like that. But it's the whole show outside, but we have our own, like, big box with air condition and bathroom, so we'd love for you to come. So. Go to Ticketmaster?

Keywords, Bathroom. No, it's not. I don't think the keyword's bathroom. Oh. Don't some people, Ticketmaster, look up the wrong keyword? I didn't mean keyword at Ticketmaster. I meant. Huh? You said keyword bathroom. Poor timing. Scratch that.

Hey Morgan. What's, okay, here we go. Here we got it. Ticketmaster.com keyword IHeartRadio. It really is a key. Yes, that's why Amy's like the keywords poop in the cold. Poor timing. I just meant like what's legit about those is hanging out with listeners but in the air conditioning and with your own bathroom.

We do come too and hang out. Yeah. It's our daytime village. If you're in Vegas for IHeart Festival and you want to come to this, it's outdoor village. Outdoor Festival. Well, it's cool. It's really a cool thing. So there's that, oh boy, listen to this story. A woman pretended to be homeless is caught getting into her fiat.

Oh. Standing out on the road. You know, asking for money doing her thing. And the guy goes up to her and is like, hey, wait a minute here. I don't think that you're, like, homeless. And so here you go. This is this. She was out begging for change.

Can I help you with something? No, you're all right. What are you doing? Just wondering why you have a 2014 when you're begging for change all over the city of Richmond. Why don't you leave me alone? You're on Facebook. You're the talk of the town this morning. What would you like to say to everybody in Richmond?

You know what? That's it. How much did you make today? How much is in that bag? I'm calling the cops on you. Good. You better get me off your cell phone. Everyone, be warned.

How much you make today? Your sign says you're homeless. So a couple things are funny to me about this. One, the guy automatically thinks he's viral. it's not even up yet. He's like, you're viral. Hey, wait a minute, Goober. It's about to be viral now,

but you can't just go assigning things. Hey, you're viral, Eddie. He just knew it. Two, hey, dude, get a life. There's no rule on how much money you have to make to stand out on the road. Or to be homeless or to hold up a sign. There's no fact checker that goes around going,

hmm, you were in the war. Hmm, you are homeless. Hmm, you are. Dude, get a life. If someone wants to give money to somebody standing up, the side of the road. That's all up to the person. You know, I'm like giving money to anybody unless they have a dog. That's my rule. If they have an animal,

I don't even care they spend it on the animal. At least I feel like maybe they're spending it on the animal. And, but I don't pass out from my car to panhandlers. Like if it's like reach your money out. Because I think it can cause accidents, I think it's a bad place to do it. Let's have a dog. Then I'll stop traffic. I'll turn the car sideways so no one can get through. But this guy's kind of a D-bag. Yeah. And

how does he really know her whole situation? situation. Because she got into a nice car. But again, let's just say, for example, she has this 2014. She lost her job. She has two kids. She's like, I have no money to feed the kids right now. Yeah, but I have a car.

But I have a car and I'll drive out and I'll panhandle because that's her business. If it's legal to do, it's legal to do. Someone can argue with me on that if you want. No, I got no hate. I mean, she's out there making a living. It's her job. And if it's not illegal, that's all I'm saying. Yeah, that dude, hey, you're viral.

Also, that annoyed me. It's pretty funny. Yeah, it did. You had all that confidence. I'm going to start. Everybody in town's talking about this video. It's not even up yet, sir. Although she was like, take me off your phone, but whatever.

Called the police. But yeah, yeah, it's up to everybody to give to people on the side of the road if they want to or not. True. There you go. I do really like the Lady Annabellum version of Hey Baby from Dirty Dancing. Yeah. Again, I don't know it from Dirty Dancing. I know it from Arkansas Razorback Games.

We sing it. But it's a really good thing. version and it's tough to remake a classic and for it to sound cool but here you go by the way this can be a three-hour tv show yes i mean that's not terrible i know i really kind of wish it was two okay i mean listen i'm not watching it so i don't care it's my favorite i can't wait three hours the movie wasn't three hours correct that's why i wish it was less plus i want to stay up and watch the whole thing because i want to see the end because that's my favorite part and i have the time of my But I guess, yeah, I'm going to have to watch the whole thing.

I don't know. Live, right? Yeah. This lady. I'm doing hey, ladies. They really did a great job with it. It's pretty cool, huh? I love it.

Did they do that song in the original version? My Guy, too? Does the girl come on and sing that? That sounds funny to me. No. Oh, okay, because I don't know. They just, it's the real, the legit artist. It's just the music playing the background.

They're dancing to it. No, no, no, no, no. Lyrics. Yeah, the lyrics. What I'm saying is, do they ever say I want to be my guy? I don't think so. That always irritates me. Like when someone sings, Ain't no sunshine.

And if it's a girl sing in, she's like, ain't no sunshine when he's gone. I'm like, that's not the real song. Just sing the real version. Yeah, it's the real version playing in the movie, is what I'm trying to tell you. There's nobody singing it because it's not a musical. I'm talking about this.

Yeah, this song, no, there's no guy. They changed it for Lady A. Thank you. There you got your bones. Yeah. Glad Eddie understood it because I didn't. Katie Perry is talking about her Taylor Swift beef last night. Yep.

On James. She finally came out and talked about it. I told you it was about her. I knew it. I could fill in my bones. Honestly, it's really like she started it, and it's time for... Oh, my God. Like, I'm 12.

And I'm with my fidget spinner, and we were just, like, talking over stuff. Okay. I do think Katie Perry has gone off the deep end a little bit, and she's always nuts, like, in a creative cool way. I think she's getting a little nutty-nuddy-nuddy, though. She's also nutty-nuddy-nuddy-the-two-25 million dollars of American Idol, so... Yeah. Honestly, it's really like she started it, and it's... It's time for her to finish it.

And I tried to talk to her about it, and she wouldn't speak to me. Oh, you tried to talk to her about it. You did the phone call? I do the right thing. Any time that it feels like a fumble. It was a full shutdown and then she writes a song about me. And I'm like, okay, cool, cool, cool, that's how you want to do with it? I at least love she's being honest about it.

Like, let's all respect the fact that she's at least talking the truth. Yeah. Come on. That's what I like about this. Karma. But I thought, but, but what I want to say is that, like, I'm ready for that BS to be done. There is the law of cause and effect.

You do something and there's going to be a reaction. And trust me, Daddy, there's going to be a reaction. Oh, stop, Katie Perry. What does that mean? Daddy. Is this all about the shark? Is this go back to the stealing of the shark? It goes back to the background dancer.

Yeah. That was a shark. I don't. No. Oh, okay. Like, fill me in. I don't know about this. Okay, okay, okay.

Let me talk about it. Okay, okay. Okay, so they were on tour and apparently somebody stole somebody's background dancer. Okay. And then that's all. And they fought. Okay.

Then Taylor puts out bad blood. You get him when we got bad blood. And that was about Katie Perry. That's about Katie Perry. Ah. Yes. Like, when you say steal their backup dancer, like steal their backup dancer or just to dance? Just to dance.

That's what it's about? I believe so. A backup dancer. Or Z. But I believe so. Yeah. Wow. Wow.

Can we grow up people? Mm-hmm. Whose team are you on? I don't think that it's a, it's a, it's a, I think it's bigger than the back. It's a disrespect thing. Okay, it's always a disrespect thing. It's never about the parking place that someone took in front of you.

It's about them disrespecting you by cutting you off. Oh, that's a disrespect. So it's about the disrespect. Like, you didn't even call and ask if it was cool if you used, you just took them and hired them away from me. So that's what I think. Then Katie Perry wrote a swish-swish. They know what is what, but they don't know what is what. They just strut.

What the? A tiger. Don't lose no sleep. Don't need opinions from my shellfish or a sheet. Boy, then a minute, get used to it. Swish-fish. Oh, oh, oh, wow. Which is meant to be swift, swift.

Yeah. That's dirty, man. Go, girl. That's dirty than, like, a Nicky Mina's drummy mom a disc track when they just go at it. Yeah. She's, like, singing it to a pleasant melody. With a nice little beat to it. That's the worst way, like, to sing a disc song nicely.

That's amazing. She called her a sheep. Taylor's got it. She already did. She called her like Regina. Love it. Yeah. Taylor's got to come back with something strong now.

With a nice beat. She'll probably write it in five seconds. Pleasant. A very pleasant song. I wish country stars had beef songs with each other. Are there some we just don't know about? Yeah. There are.

But they don't write songs about each other, do they? They do. Oh, they do? Sometimes. Yeah. And I don't even want to say who, because I know people that have written songs. But it's not. like in your face about it.

Wow, that's cool. In pop world they wanted out there. That's exciting. I like this. I should write a disc song. To who? No, no. Wow.

Yeah. Start thinking. Yeah, swish, swish, lunchy. Whoa, whoa. And we wouldn't know exactly what it was about. Oh, you know what was about. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's to be a little bit more subtle.

I was driving up away from the building yesterday, and there were like 100 girls outside the door. And, uh, nil. From One Direction was up here? Oh, he was? Oh, that's who was here? What? Yeah.

What's his name? Nail. No. No. No. Yeah. Ray came up here and watched him play. Yeah, it was awesome.

The song is good. The song is good. Everything comes back to. Pretty good. That's awesome. So are they broken up or are they just all doing their own stuff? They're dying. They're done so.

Oh, wow. Why would you ever get back together? I don't know. It's like, I don't think Insink officially broke up. But they all went and did their thing. Well, one of them. Yeah. Amy has a Fitbit.

And my girlfriend has a Fitbit. No, I use my phone. I don't have a Fitbit yet. Oh, you guys been to buy you one yet? No, remember. But guess what? You said it on the air. I thought he bought you one by now.

No, but guess what I did? What? Ordered one with cell phone Amazon. You did? I think it's coming in the mail like today. Amy's upset. They're going to watch their steps. Yeah.

She's like, I didn't get 10,000 steps yesterday. You know what? By the time I had told you that, you know what I went and did? Because it was late at night. My husband was up watching sports. I went and walked. I made it. I hit my goal.

Yeah. In the dark. I paced my street because I was too nervous to walk anywhere else because we all living the best neighborhood. So my husband's like, just stay in the lighted areas. Like you're eight? I'm pacing in front of my house trying to get my 10,000 steps. You guys in your steps.

Here are two things people don't want to hear about. I know. Steps or dreams? I know. Just in general, people don't really care. So do you want me to talk to your girlfriend about steps so that you don't have to talk to us about it? Oh, if you could cut both those off? Because I get it from both sides.

That's the way you're really tired of it. Yeah. And it was like, Steph, I give my stats. I go home. You guys have him his death. Give him his step. No more steps. I don't care.

Like I couldn't see myself getting ready and going to bed with knowing that I hadn't completed my steps. So I was like, that's it. Put my tento shoes on, went outside, walked up and down the street. At what time? Easily 845. I'm totally... That's really late for us.

I knew we were going to be up anyways because my husband had already warned me about Spurs and the hockey. Preds. Amy knows nothing about sports. I do know that the Spurs lost rest in peace. Well, you don't have to rest of a piece of Spurs. Guys, it's just the end of the season. It is the end of the playoffs. Yeah, end of the play.

I know my husband was really. really disappointed about it. Although I do like their coach. I watched him doing some press conference stuff. He's pretty cool. He's like not, he's just like not feeling the media at all. It's kind of funny. He never does. It's awesome. And the Preds dominate. He's like, they're like, why didn't y'all win? He's like, we didn't score enough points. Duh. He's also in a bad mood. Yeah, always. It's pretty cool. Watch the Preds after the game, though, last night. Like, gathered on the trophy. Nobody touched it. It's awesome. Why didn't notice that?

Fisher didn't touch it. So you're not supposed to? Listen, if I acted like I knew a lot about hockey, I'd be lying. I grew up in Arkansas, okay? We didn't have hockey. My school was very poor. We had a football field, a okay basketball court, and no baseball field. We played baseball at different schools' home field.

We didn't have a home baseball field. We for sure didn't have hockey because that was either way north where there's a lot of ice or rich. We were not either one of those. So the hockey that I would see would be video games. when NHL will come out, I'll play a little bit. So I've been getting into hockey recently, like in the last month. I'm not even lying, acting like I'm not a bandwagoner, but I always say bandwagon is great because you really get into it and then you know more about it so the next time it comes around.

Because soccer, I do nothing about soccer until like the recent World Cups and the recent Olympics and I was total USA bandwagon, but now I'm kind of into it for real life when it happens because I know how it works. But it's pretty cool last night with that happening. What I think about hockey is they don't touch the trophy because the only trophy they want to touch is the Stanley Cup. Is that the truth or just your... That's what I think from the past watching hockey. I've heard commentators, I believe, say that they don't touch it out of superstition,

that the only trophy they want to touch is the Stanley Cup and that's why they don't touch it. The reason I think they don't touch it's because it's hot. Yeah, oh, it's true. Yeah, it's like it's in the oven. It's so they don't want to touch it. We're just assigning theories to it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They just took out of the oven.

And they place it on the table and just like, Oh, I don't touch that. Hot, hot, hot, da, da. Thank you for listening. Hear the whole show back. Bobby Bone Show on demand, on IHart Radio. Or you can search back on iTunes. And whatever you missed, it's right there.

Tip your fingers, listen to whatever you want. Right there on your phone, computer, whatever you want. Appreciate that. We'll see tomorrow. Always, I don't know. Anything you want to say? No. Just tell everyone to have a great deal.

day, thank you for listening, and as always, we'll be back tomorrow. I like that attitude. I got to go to a five-hour board meeting right now. Ew. I know. You better take some games or snacks or something. It's not church camp. You take snacks?

I'm going to a board meeting. Snacks in a game. Yeah, don't pay attention to anything they're talking about. So take fruit roll-ups and popple. That's not so adult. I'm going to a board meeting. I know. Tell me about it.

So the last thing I want to do is go to the snacks. They probably will have some there for you. I like the board. And I like the people on the board. But five hours. Board games. Oh, yeah. Board game for the board meeting.

Guys, think I'm a monopoly. All right. I'm not in a minute. Thank you, thank you. Have fun. You're welcome. Yeah. I didn't say thank you.

I said, I'm exhausted. It's fine to go. I'm exhausted. Here, we'll go ahead and wrap this thing up. Show's over. Bobby, have fun, your board meeting. Eddie, lunchbox. job today.

Thank you, Ray, Ray. Raymond, you are the best. Bobby Bone Show out. We'll see y'all tomorrow. Let's go. Bobby Bones. The Bobby Bones Show.

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