The Bobby Bones Show - Amy's Sexy Halloween Costume + Bobby To Foxtrot On Tonight's Dancing With The Stars Episode

Episode Date: October 1, 2018

Amy tries to decide if her Halloween costume idea is too sexy. Bobby talks about his foxtrot routine. Also, the show reflects on the one-year anniversary of the Route 91 Harvest Festival shooting. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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It's me, Bobby, here with all my friends, and we sit around the table, and we talk about our life, and we talk about things in the news. This show started with just me by myself, and they weren't paying me much, and they definitely weren't paying for co-host, so I thought, what do I do?

So I called all my friends, and Amy, it was selling grants, and Lunchbox was a delivery driver at Jason's Deli and Eddie was producing television. I met him randomly and we all became friends and now we're all here with you here on Monday. Morning Studio! Morning! A lot to talk about it too. Y'all here's something interesting to me is that Amy, my dearest friend Amy, by the way,

who is in the last couple of years really been leaned on to be an ambassador for the company in a way that is separate for me. And I've always encouraged Amy, like, Amy, go do your own thing. And at first she was like, I don't know, I'm just comfortable with you. And I'm like, no, because your message is wonderful. Like, you're getting so much better at speaking and doing television. So now Amy's going with the big bosses. Are you on some panel today?

Yes. So our CEO is leading the panel. Where is this? In New York. You're going to New York today? Yes. And the panelists are me and Elvis Duran and Enrique. Enrique, who is head of I-Heart Latino.

Yes. Yeah. So at one point in time, I saw Charlemagne on the list, but I don't know. I don't know if he had some stuff come up or something. But, yeah, so I'm the girl. No, you're not the girl. You're a great talent. Oh.

Well, I figured you were busy or something. Well, I am busy. I don't know. All I know is when I got the email, I sent it to, like, you and some of our other people, and I was like, is this to the right, Amy? Can I say this to you, Amy? and I mean this with full sincerity. I think you're so good at being you.

And I know it feels like a lot of times that because I'm saying no to things, they go to you. And that's accurate. But on the other plane, there have been 10 things that they went to Ryan for, Ryan Seacrest, and he couldn't do it. So they go, well, let's go to Bobby. And a lot of times in life, you don't get the things because you were first picked. I didn't get this job because I was first picked.

I didn't get to be on American Idol because I was first picked. I didn't, nothing I did. When I want to write my first book, I don't want to write a memoir. I want to write a kid's book. They said no. So what you do is you wait for your shot. When you finally get it, you take advantage of it. Another story is from Modern Family.

Do you know they went to Joey from Friends to be Phil Dumphy? And he said no. And that's when Ty Borell said, okay, well, if he's not going to take it, I'll do it. But that's now what we know him as. Right. And so most things in life, we're not the first picked forever. But when we're second or third picked and we take advantage of it, then later on we get to be first picked. So I don't want you to think that I was like, no, and you're like, oh, Bobby,

scraps. We all get scraps, and it's what we do with those scraps, you know? Yeah. Okay. Thank you for the encouragement. I'll try to do, I'll try to do you good, make you proud today. I lived off Ryan's scraps for years, and at times still do. And sometimes Ryan throws me scraps. You think I would ever get to be on American Idol without Ryan's secrets going out? I'm cool with Bobby doing it. No, of course not. So, yeah, feel good about it. You should be proud. There are a thousand of the people they would have went to. And they didn't. They chose you. Okay, well, I'll keep posted. I'm proud of you.

And I want our listeners to know that too. Like, who cares how you get invited to do something? It's not if you get it. It's when you get it, what do you do with it? Because most things aren't given to the first. People don't accept it usually. Okay, cool. I was like fourth pick to do this show.

And you know what? We've done things that no other show in this format has ever done. First of all, we put the show together. And it's one, it's me, one radio, with all my friends like I'm talking about. That doesn't happen on radio shows. We did it the wrong way. But now what was such the wrong way that it's the right way that everyone wants to try to mimic this. And you can't mimic it because it wasn't some smart out plan. We were just broke. We were broke as a joke. And you know what you do when you have to survive? You figure things out

and we did and we survived and we thrived. And eventually we're not going to thrive anymore. Someone's going to figure it out better than us and we'll get put to pasture. It's the circle of life. But, you know, we're kicking it while we can. But I hope you feel good about it. You should. They trust you. That's a lot. awesome. I know I got a little soapboxy for you. I'm proud of you. That's why. Oh, well, thank you. I'll let you know how it goes. I'll probably call you right after. Yeah, you should. Just put me on FaceTime the whole time and I'll go into your ear and be like, Amy, stay right here. Oh, that'd be amazing. Let's get started with the show here today. I'm in a good mood. I got to dance tonight on

the TV show. I'm nervous about that, but. Oh, shoot. Yeah, you're going to be a little busy while I'm on the panel because I think it's around the same time. Oh, yeah, I'm going to be able to watch, huh? Well, I should be. I'll either, I'll find a way to watch it, but it's an evening panel, and I'm on East Coast. I don't know. I'll have to check it out. Tonight, dancing with stars with me. I'll be doing

the Fox Trot. And I hope people, oh, I really, I hope people vote for me. I would never vote on a TV show. So I'm being a hypocrite. Maybe if I had a friend who was on it or something, and I hope people feel like like, we're their friends. I hope people feel like I'm their friend. But, okay, well, let's get going here

on Monday show. Appreciate you hanging around. Let's get going. And away we go. The Bobby Bones Show. Big Three Stories. It's producer Ramundo. In Indonesia, a tsunami hit. Over a thousand people have died.

They're still searching for people that are trapped. In Southern California, a boy was attacked by a shark. He was bitten on the back and he was hurt really bad. He's in the hospital right now. And finally, in weather news, bad weather around the Great Lakes, rain, possible hail, and a lot of wind. 70s and 80s for the rest of the country. Big three

News Stories The Bobby Bones Show You ever wonder why birds fly into windows, Amy? I mean, I sort of do. Like, why in the world would they do that? Why do you think? Well, they think it's clear. The glass has got to be so clean.

They think they can just make a fly on right through. Yeah, that's one of the reasons. Okay. So it's two things. Windows that are too clean and birds just go flying right through, boom. But the second one, is sometimes birds get drunk on tree berries.

Oh. Because the berries become fermented, and they're basically flying drunk. They're drunk flying. You shouldn't be, yeah, you don't want to get an FUI. And so... Flying while intoxicated. Yeah, yeah.

So, yeah, I thought that was pretty cool. That's a pretty cool story. Poor birds. No, you know what? Don't fly drunk. Isn't that a thing too? PSA. Yeah, thank you very much. I'll be here all week.

Tell your friends. Hey, thanks for hanging out with us here Monday on the Bobby Bone show. So today they're calling 1 October. It's an anniversary of the 2017 Route 91 Harvest Festival in Las Vegas, which my band played at the festival the night before the actual shooting happened. So, you know, there's more than just the country music community and the Las Vegas ties that we have as a show. Eddie and I actually played the festival as well.

So, yeah, it's a weird thing to be celebrating a year because it just feels like yesterday. You know, we came on the air. Do you remember, Amy, we came on the air immediately and just went live? Not really knowing what direction the day was going to take, yeah. Because I'm trying to remember what happened. I flew back in and landed on Sunday evening, and that's when it happened. And so as I was asleep, I started to get text messages going, hey, where are you? People were just checking in because all that was happening.

And so I remember calling the Las Vegas station and going, hey, you have to put us on in your live because I think it was 3 a.m. at the time, maybe four, because the time zone's a bit different. And so we went on live. We still didn't really know what was going on. I think Jake Owen was on with us. He had been in a bus. Yeah. Yeah, I think he was one of the first callers or artists that we talked to. before I came in. He was like, hey, where are you? Where are you? Yeah, that's crazy. And it's been a year.

And what happens today is at 1205 central, 10.5 a.m. Pacific, they are doing 58 seconds of silence in honor of the 58 people killed during the tragedy. And so what we did as a show is the first show, we just came on and went live. And we went through it as everyone else did learning, talking to people. You know, I think, again, we had the perspective of we played the stage. We could kind of at least tell people what it was like and visually kind of describe it a bit. And so, you know, people came by on Tuesday and then Wednesday, a lot of artists came by and just played songs and played songs that were very personal to them. And I remember Brothers Osborne came by and they played this song here and all the songs were emotional.

And this is one of them, though, that I know that I think almost everybody in the room started crying when they were done. The song hadn't been released yet. I believe it's on their new album now. But I want to play this. I know we're one year today away from it. And we're going to acknowledge it and talk about it all throughout the show. But this was a performance that Brothers Osborne came in and played. And I was very thankful they came in and shared this with us.

So from one year ago, here's Brothers Osborne playing live on our students. studio on the Bobby Bones show. Hey guys, so because of licensing rules, we can't play anything with music on this Iheart radio channel or podcast anymore, but you can go to Bobby Bones.com to see it. We hate that we had to take it down. It wasn't our decision, but I just wanted to keep you up, and we wanted to keep up as much as possible. So go to Bobby Bones.com to watch or hear whatever you're missing right now, and thank you

for listen to the show, and sorry about all the legal stuff. Mr. Boneshap, like it's skinny. Eric Church released another song from his upcoming album. It's called The Snake. Here's a clip of it. Take it home. Let me hear what happens next. Hold on.

What's the snake do next? I'm into it. Listen, this record just needs to exist. It comes out Friday, the new Eric Church record. If you've been listening to the show, you know, I've been, you know, low-key obsessed with it and never even heard it. But it comes out Friday. With everything that's come out, is there new stuff on Friday?

Yeah, I know. It's been a lot of tracks. A lot of previews. What else, Morgan number two? The new Pistol Annie's album called Interstate Gospel will be dropping November 2nd. And to promote the new album, they're going to be doing three intimate concert events in Nashville, New York City, and Los Angeles. Now, that'd be cool. I'm anxious to hear what this whole project's about, Miranda Lambert and the Pistol Annis.

All right, cool, is that it? That's it. That's the skinny. Let's go. Bobby Bones. The Bobby Bones show. Bobby Bones show. Boney up the day.

This story. comes to us from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. A man walked into a Lexus dealership said, hey, I'd like to take a car for a test drive. Guy goes, yeah, let me grab the keys. So they go out on the test drive and they stop at the gas station. The sales clerk goes inside. Guy drives off with the Lexus. Yeah, I stole a car.

Woohoo! Look at my brand new Lexus. Only problem is it has GPS in the car and they tracked it down to his house. Boom. Now I drove at home. Trove at home sitting in the driveway. He just parked it. Parked it.

They caught him about two hours later and he told his wife, Man, I got a new Lexus. Nah, went to jail instead. You would think if you were stealing a Lexus like that, you would just drive away and sell it. You wouldn't just park it in the driveway, right? Yeah, like you were stealing it to get rid of it. Yeah. Not to just park on the curb.

I don't think he was thinking of technology these days. Like, he needs to get an old Lexus. Yeah, from the 80s. Yeah, there it is. I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead story of the day. Bobby Bones. Bobby Bones show.

It's time for the good news. say me. Hurricane Florence is come and gone, but those affected by it, it's not so much gone for them. So we need to keep it out there that people still need help. And there's a lot of people still living in shelters. And this woman named Shelly Trinch. She lives in Garner, North Carolina, and she was dropping off supplies of the shelter and realized they desperately needed more.

So she headed to Walmart to buy more things, but she only had $50. She wouldn't talk to the manager and was like, hey, can you give me discounts so I can stretch my $50? The manager did her one better than that. He said, fill up your cart. Whatever you get in here, I'm going to cover. It ended up being $1,251. And she was able to take 254 more items to the shelter and that manager.

I want to shout him out. Jeff Job's covered it. That manager? Sam Walton Jr., Jr. That's how you're going to say. Yeah, that's good though. Good for that, dude. And good for Walmart and good for her.

Working as a team. Yeah. All the heart. That's what's all the heart. about right there. That was Tell Me Something Good. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones.

All right, time for Amy versus Lunchbox. I'll ask Amy three dude questions. I'll ask Lunchbox, three gal questions. We'll see where we end up. Amy, are you ready? Ready. Question number one. What do you call the fasteners used to secure a wheel on a vehicle?

So you got the wheel What's holding it to the car? The lug nuts Lug nuts Interesting Correct! Whoa! Yeah!

I always said nuts and bolts. Also my nickname of college. Amy, question number two. Pete Carroll is the coach of which NFL team. Okay, Pete. Pete Carroll. Pete. I like how you're yelling at.

I'm seeing, which part of the country he would answer from. Pete Carroll. There you go. Denver Broncos. Incorrect. What is it? Now let's go over to Lunchbox who also host his own sports podcast called the Soar Loser Show. Lunchbox Pete Carroll is the host of which NFL team? Seattle Seahawks.

That's correct. It is. I got a point. He stole. Amy. Yeah. Engine strength is measured by what? Horsepower.

Correct. Yeah. All right. Over to Lunchbox. now. You get three questions, lunchbox. Ready, number one. Cravings is a series of cookbooks by what model? Cravings.

My girl, Chrissy Teigen. Correct! Wow. Okay. I'll give myself props on that one. That's pretty good. This hair removal technique is the best alternative to waxing and tweezing, especially for sensitive skin. Oh, yeah, laser hair removal.

Incorrect. Amy, you can steal. I'll read it to you again. This hair removal technique is the best alternative to waxing and tweezing, especially for sensitive skin. Okay, so waxing, tweezing, I'm assuming shavings off the table, because that's obvious. Need an answer, please? Mare? No, threading.

Oh, okay, your eyebrows. Okay, I listen. Yes, yes. Okay, I was picturing leg hair. Okay. That would take like five years. I'm sorry? Incorrect.

There we go. Okay. Lunchbox. Which celebrity has a daughter named Apple? I think she just got married. Gwyneth Paltrow. If he's right, that's the win. He's right.

If he's wrong. Excuse me? Nothing. He's right. Is it Gwyneth Paltrow? Correct. There's our winner. There he is.

Taking a six to four lead. So there's a Jeff. pretty contestant who proposed to his girlfriend in the middle of the game. Apparently, you know when they go over Amy and they start talking to people, like all three of them, they're in Alex Trebek goes and ask them each one question? Yeah. So it's during that, it's the contestant interview portion of the game. This guy, Michael turned to the studio audience and asked his girlfriend to Miriam. Here's a clip of that. Now, ladies and gentlemen, normally when I interview the contestants, I base my conversation on little bits of information. They have supplied us, but with regard to

Michael Paskuzzi from Orlando, Florida, I have absolutely. nothing on the card. So what do you want to talk about? I can fill in for you. Okay. I just wanted to say one quick thing and ask Maria Schaefer right there. Who is Maria? Where is she? Oh, hello Maria. If she would make me a winner today and marry me. Will you marry me? Responded too quickly. I was about to say we'll have the answer to that question right after this commercial break. That would be what is yes. What is yes. All right, good for you. What are you thinking about that, Amy? I mean, I think it's pretty cool. I mean, I think it's pretty cool.

That's awesome, right? How would you feel if you're sitting in the Jeopardy crowd and your boyfriend proposes? Fine. I mean, okay, as long as I'm saying yes, I'm fine with it. But if I have to fake yes because I don't want to embarrass him on TV. That's a tough one. I know. And then what if he doesn't win because he didn't win?

Well, that's okay. He won in love. There you go. That's what the article says too. Oh, really? Yeah, he ultimately plays second but finished first in his new fiancé's heart. There you go. Ah, good for this.

She better not be eyeballing who the guy that won. Ken Jennings. She's like, I'm going to wait for Ken Jennings. Remember Ken Jennings? Who won all those? Heck yeah, he won like a year straight or something. Yeah, something like that. Today is being called One October.

It's the anniversary of the 2017 Route 91 Harvest Festival shooting in Las Vegas. A lot of organizations will observe 58 seconds of silence in honor of the 58 people killed during the tragedy and that's going to happen at 10.05 a.m. Pacific. So for us in the central time zone, 12.05. And I can go back because, I mean, it was a year ago today. Because my band, Eddie and I had played the night before. We had played on Saturday night. And I remember getting off the stage and we got on a flight Sunday morning and flew back into Nashville. We landed in it was Sunday evening. And I remember being, because it had been a long weekend, because we've been playing a festival.

I got some text for people going, hey, what's happening? What's happening? But I was asleep. And you know how you get a bunch of texts and you're sleeping? You don't really think much of it until there's like 11 of them. And then you go, oh, something's up. Yeah. And so that was like 1.30 or 2 in the morning or something like that.

And I remember Jake Owen being one of the people texting me, the country artist. And he's like, hey, where are you? And now I had already flown home. and was like, hey, I'm home. And he was like, hey, I'm in a bus. Like, the guy was shooting down. And by this point, I had turned the news on. And I had seen there was a shooting.

But if you remember, Aim, for a while, we didn't know if there was a shooting inside of the place or where it was coming from. The news didn't know. Yeah. Yeah. Because we went live so early on it that stuff hadn't fully developed. And we only knew inside stuff. It's not like we were even waiting on news. Like you were getting stuff from artists and managers and people that work with artists that are there, people that work with your band that were still there.

We were following listeners on Twitter that, you know. And listeners calling in. Yes. Like people from the hospital. Yeah. You're right. I just got goosebumps even thinking that I forgot we got calls from the hospital. Oh.

Like, yeah, it was crazy. I was texting with my husband. He was in Vegas at the time, but not at the festival. He was there for something completely different, but people were going into his hotel lobby. And they were like, what in the world is? I mean, people were just retreating to lobbies and taking people in and, you know, trying to help people there until they could get them somewhere else.

And I remember he was texting. I was just crazy. It was like, what in the world is happening? And as our show went on, we started to find out what had happened. Mm-hmm. And when we went on the air, again, and with our listeners not knowing and kind of figuring it out as it was happening

and Eddie and I had a different perspective because we had been there, we knew what it looked like. And once they had said he was, you know, the shooter was from this building, we could kind of describe what had happened because, I mean,

we had just played it. And so that show was a blur because we were just trying to figure out what happened between all the calls. And we went on the air live in Vegas. They just turned the satellite on on like three o'clock in the morning because we go on at 5 Central.

So they turn the satellite on, we're doing the show, people are calling, everybody's confused. And Monday was that Tuesday, we put up some Pima Joy stuff and we were able to raise a couple hundred thousand dollars for the victims.

And then Wednesday, a lot of artists called and said, hey, I would like to come in and play on the show. And a lot stopped by. And they would just come by and there wasn't really anything formal. It was just an invitation. And earlier in the show,

we played Brothers Osborne who came by. And now I'm going to play Marin Morris, who came by. And I can tell you, Marin, Lauren, Elena, and myself had all played the night before. And for like two or three weeks, we just talked with each other and struggled with it. Yeah.

And I think there was kind of a kinship from us, because there was, we played the festival, we played the same night, there was also a guilt for us that, wow, it wasn't our night when we were, it was just a,

right, like why did it happen during Jason's set? And then those fans, but there was still, I think, me not being someone that performed or had people there, but I think for you,

having to process that there was, people at the festival who came to see you and Eddie and the raging idiots. And you know that because their families told you that. Yeah. And that's like, like, that's heavy stuff that I know you're still dealing with.

Yeah. But again, not near as heavy as the families. You know, there was a kid who went to the show and he was killed. And his parents put in the paper that he went to watch me. And I, you know,

called and talked to them and, you know, did some things. But I remember just getting off the phone and calling Amy and just crying my face off. And again, it wasn't my brother or kid or son. So I can only imagine what the families went through. So I'm going to play this Marin performance. Marron Morris came by and she played this. This is Deer Hate on the one-year anniversary. And we're thinking about you.

Hey, guys, so because of licensing roles, we can't play. anything with music on this iHeart radio channel or podcast anymore but you can't go to bobby bones com to see it we hate that we had to take it down wasn't our decision but just wanted to keep you up and we wanted to keep up as much as possible so go to bobby bones.com to watch or hear whatever you're missing right now and thank you for listen to the show and sorry about all the legal stuff mr bob bob bob bob bobby bone show i always like these stories when people fight for the engagement ring so what happened with this one lunchbox there's this dude he bought a hundred thousand engagement ring. He's going to pay it off until

$2,000 a thousand dollars a month and he proposes 11 months later they break up but she won't give the ring back and he says uh-uh-uh-uh-uh we're going to court so he filed a lawsuit saying I want that ring back because it cost me $100,000 what are you thinking about that Amy? That's a lot of money for a ring like a lot like a lot. It's almost like if you can't afford that you don't buy it. Right. Like I understand people

wanting to make payments on their $5,000 ring or their tenant, but like, what? You're making payments on a house? Yeah. For her ring? Like, no. I mean, so, ugh. I feel like he would win that. He's going to win, though, because it's not paid off yet.

So it's not really anybody's. That's a good point. Yeah. I mean, I feel like he's going to get it back so that he can sell it and paid off. Well, so this girl allegedly had strict guidelines for the type of ring that she wanted. Wow. Wow. She sounds awesome to marry.

If I'm getting engaged and I get this list of things that have to be a certain way, I'm probably not going to be engaged. Right. She wanted it to be between three and five carrots. Huge. Huge. I don't know much about rings. Yes. Like I maybe.

Yes, Bobby, huge. You think mine's big. I'm saying I maybe have seen a three carrot like once or twice. Like I don't. Oh, really? Yes. That's not, it's not... Oh, that's huge.

Yeah, five carrots. Are you crazy? That was her max. Yeah. Three to five carrots with an inclusion rating no worse than VS2. I don't know what that means. And a color rating no worse than G. So she has specs on her ring. Yeah, color, cut clarity, blah, blah, blah.

The three Cs. You know, almost, though, I think this dude should be out of the money. You know what you're marrying. It's not like this is snuck up on him and bit him. He's not a rattlesnake. So he's suing her for also $4,000 in damages. That she caused when she left angry writings in pen and permanent marker on the walls. Oh, she just goes nuts.

And then to top it all off when she was walking out of the apartment, when he wasn't there, he was out of town, she unplugged the fridge and let everything rock. Wow. Oh, amazing. He's so winning. Like, there's no way she can win in court. Like, the judge just sees the crazy and gives the ring back. You don't even any legal precedent at this point.

Yeah. I feel like... Let this be a lot. lesson to any person listening, male or female, that might be buying a ring. Yeah, so this happens. If they're together, he buys the ring and

she cheats or causes it to be off, he should get the ring back. If he cheats, it does something, then she should get to keep the ring. That's my general feeling on engagement rings. It's like you've agreed to this bond together, and whomever breaks it has to suffer the consequences. Or whomever...

Yeah, that's how I feel generally about it. But she unplugged the fridge. Give her the ring back. The hamburger helper spoiled. What do you want? She wrote on the wall. Yeah, who writes on a wall? What are you 11?

Yeah. I think emotionally she's got some stuff going on. It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Tell me something good. Yeah, a woman who spent years searching for a kidney donor finally found one after placing an ad on the back of a car. Terry Sampson has a rare genetic disorder.

and a rare blood type. And she was asking everywhere. And in desperation, she put it on the back of her car and it paid off. Oh, wow. Yeah, this woman, Susan Fox, saw the sign. She happens to be one of the 2% of Americans who have that B-negative blood type and said that the spirit moved her. She considered the idea for a while.

Then she went and got tested. She found out that she was a match. It was a success. And now the sign has changed. on the car Amy from I need the kidney to I love my kidney donor and thank you. Oh. Come on. Shout out. Come on.

Love that. I mean, when in doubt it's crazy to me how these Kiwi car signs, it's not like the first one we've ever heard of but such an amazing story. So like if anyone's listening and you're desperate like man, hold up a sign put on your car like do whatever. It works.

Kidneys, just married, homecoming, whatever you need, right? I need a date. There you go. That's what. what's all about right there. That was Tell Me Something Good. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones.

Hey. All right, over to Amy now with the Morning Corny. Let's go. The Morning Corny. What vegetable do plumbers hate? What vegetable do plumbers hate? Leaks. Oh.

A leak is a vegetable? I don't know. I don't know if you put a leak in front of me, I'd know what that was. Would you guys? I have no idea what it is. But you know what a vegetable leak is. What? Oh, no.

Oh, my gosh. All of the farmers and plumbers out there are like, what? Well, there it is. There was the morning corny. No applause today. That was the morning corny. Amy, I'll give you a country artist Halloween costume. You tell me who the artist is, okay?

Okay. A fake beard. A braided. Pigtail wig Willie Nelson Correct Okay Let me get through these though

Before you yell that out I think some listeners may want to play in the car Oh I got excited Come on Lunchbox ready Yeah A big blonde curly wig A fancy dress

A big scarf and fake Long fingernails Oh Dolly part Show me Dolly Parton. Amy. Name the country artist. A leather jacket, aviators,

a Van Dutch hat, and a necklace. Leather jacket, aviators. Is it Van Dutch or Von Dutch? Yeah, that's Vaundutch. Oh, that's like the leathering that's on there. That's like the patch. Is it a patch?

Go ahead. And a necklace. Aviators. I'm just going to have to go with Eric Church. Show me how to church? There it is. To stay in it. A cowboy hat.

A vintage t-shirt. A microphone tattoo in a chain wallet. We'll throw in some ripped jeans as well. A cowboy hat. A chain wallet. Rip jeans. A vintage t-shirt. Who is that?

Oh, that's got to be. Who wears a cowboy hat with ripped jeans and a chain wallet? but none other than Brantley Gilbert. No, incorrect. I don't think Brantley doesn't wear a cowboy. I know. I was lost. You know who that is?

Yeah, dude. Who is it? That is Al Dean. There you go. There it is. All right, those are your Halloween costumes. It's a Bobby Bones show. I don't think I'll ever do a gender reveal video.

I think I'd be terrible of faking it. Because I'm going to have a preference. Everybody has a preference. And let's say I wanted a girl. and a boy popped out. I don't think I'd be able to hide the disappointment in my face. Because if I wanted a little girl and it goes blue,

I'll be like, oh, oh! I just wouldn't be good at faking that. So I think I'm going to, unless someone tipped me off to say, hey, you're having a girl. You want to go, you're having a girl. I could probably do it then, but I watched these videos and there was one I saw where

I guess they were shooting this thing into the air. It was like a firework lunchbox? Yeah, some ingredient in it causes fires and been known to cause fires and he shoots it and he caused a $2 million fire out the woods. Oh my gosh. Yeah, a year after a fire caused millions

of dollars in damages. The man who caused the blaze pleaded guilty and has to pay $200,000. He started... This is all a gender reveal, by the way. It burned 47,000 acres. Did he get what he wanted though? Like, what do you want? What kid did he want? Did he get it? And what do you name them?

you know blaze blaze oh here's the thing no injuries were reported no buildings were destroyed since he was only charged with a misdemeanor

the newspaper's like hey he's good he's gonna keep his job but yeah it was a complete accident how about that you shoot it up by the way you shoot it up and all of a sudden you see it take control and there's nothing you can do oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no

it's over yeah no that's a bummer yeah that is a bummer all right coming up don't forget 55 after every hour are Tell Me Something Good segment. So if you have the positivity, then we're going to share it with you coming up in a few minutes. And also we'll talk about the Halloween costume, Amy's Halloween costume. We go with that?

Yeah. All right, that's coming up in a second. The Bobby Bone Show. The question is, is Amy's Halloween costume too sexy? By the way, let me tell you about Amy, my co-host. She's 37 years old. She's the mom of two. She has two children, age 11 and 8.

She adopted them from Haiti. They've been with us for almost a year, with her for almost a year, super conservative. You tithe every Sunday, right, A. Am I right? Yes, we do. We still tithe. So my point is Amy's super conservative. So when she tells, I don't know what the costume is yet. Just know that that's Amy as we go a step further into Halloween.

So tell me the situation. Okay. My daughter is Supergirl. She wants to be Supergirl. And my son wants to be Iron Man. And the kids were like, hey, dad we want you to be Batman and mom we want you to be Wonder Woman and all of the costumes I'm finding online Wonder Woman and then even Wonder Woman herself like her outfit is just like you know

it's not like you know how sometimes there's sexy nurse or sexy police woman for like no reason Wonder Woman's outfit is just a little sexy when it's not the kid version like the adult version So I can't find one that's like just a little more modest for me trick or treating with my kids. So your question is, can you dress like Wonder Woman? Can I be like a frumpy Wonder Woman? Well, I don't know what a frumpy Wonder Woman is, though. Me neither. Put it over some overalls.

I don't know because her outfit is just Wonder Woman in general. Like if you look at her outfit, it's sexy. You know, so I don't. Let me give you some advice. Okay. Just dress like Wonder Woman. Who cares? dress exact you've been working out you've been eating right we saw you at iheart radio music festival yeah but that was it

that was a work event it was Vegas like I wasn't trick or treating with my kids I don't want to be like show off and be like hey I'm Wonder Woman okay let's go around the room let's talk to the guys all the guys here maybe I'm overthinking this but all the costumes because have you Googled Wonder Woman costumes for adults I am right now I just did I know what Wonder Woman looks like okay you're not being sexy Wonder Woman you're just being Wonder Woman right which she's just default. It's a sexier costume. Here's the options, okay? You can either go as Wonder Woman, as is, or then just put on a full Iron Man costume and be full conservative. There's nothing. Yeah, you can't be any more conservative than wearing the full Iron Man. Okay. That's a good idea. I'm sure the kids would, I know, I know. My daughter-

If you're going to commit to Wonder Woman, be Wonder Woman. That's my advice. Lunchbox, go ahead. I say go for it. I think the outfit looks good. The knee-high boots are really nice. The skirt. Boy. No, no, no. The skirt isn't too short. It's short, but it's not too short. It's just a costume. I think you'll look great in it. I say go for it. Let's go to our video producer Eddie. Eddie? It's not that bad. Like, you know, the shirt's high enough. There's no cleavage or anything. It's pretty conservative for the most part. I mean, I don't know if I could see Amy in it, though. Oh, great. It's okay. Wear it, Amy. Amy, kill it. Go do it. You got it. All right. I'll order some options. No, no option. Order one option. Why, just are, sizing is so weird on costumes. What size are you, you think, by the way?

Small. Good small. Oh, shut up. What a way? Oh, my gosh. What size are you really? Do you know? What do you mean?

Like, I don't know. Like, I wear, I mean, I've lost so much weight from this TV show. I'm probably like a 31, maybe even a 30 now in pants. Like my jeans size? Yeah, like if a woman says, what size are you? What size do you say? My jeans are 24. Okay.

And my shirts are extra small, small. Like, what's the number? If someone says, like, I'm a size three. Oh, what do you mean The Nutley song? Don't they say like 30, 31, 34, 32? 36, 25, 34. Yeah, I'm not those dimensions, whatever she is.

That's not my waist. I don't know if that's my waist size maybe or your gene size. Bobby, I don't know. I mean, I'm an extra small, small. If you want to just categorize it like that, if I'm buying a dress, I'm going to get an extra small, small. Me and my pants, extra small small.

Yep. I've shipped it there too. We do shit clothes now. I know, I know. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. Tell me something good. When I read about this lady, all I think is, it could have been Bobby.

The Diamond Park in Arkansas, Bobby. You went to his kid, right? In Murpysboro. That's right. Yeah. 71-year-old granny goes there digging for Diamond. She's there about 10 minutes. She starts scrapping the dirt.

Oh, what's this? 2.6-carried diamond. Wow. Is it Crater of Diamond State Park? That's it in Murpysboro, Arkansas. Yeah, Phil Trips. We would think it was so cool to go play in the dirt and look for diamonds.

Nobody ever found a diamond. But we think, it was like lottery ticket time, man. Yeah. We take our buckets and our little plastic shovels and we dig for dirt. We were so happy digging for dirt

because we thought there may be a diamond. There never was. But congratulations to her. 71 years old, huh? Oh, that old granny. Yeah, she's got some bling to show now. That old granny. Is 71 an old granny though nowadays?

Yeah, that's pretty old. I don't think so. I don't think so either. Like, I think you need to be over 85 to be an old granny nowadays. Me too. Right? Yeah, I'm picturing like super old granny.

71 can still be good to go. What do you think about that diamond? What do you think that's worth? Do we know? It doesn't say, but it says it's a lot of money and she doesn't want her name out there. She's remaining anonymous because for her safety. Oh, Granny don't want to share. Her safety.

Old Granny, she's worried now? I got some grain kids and might come after her. There you go. That's what it's all about right there. That was Tell Me Something Good. Hey, Bobby Bones here. If you love puzzle games, but get bored from crushing candy.

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That's Friends Without the R Best Fiends. Mr. Bobby Bones. Hey, Amy, did you see a picture of Tom Hanks as Mr. Rogers last week? I didn't, no? Where did I miss it? Yeah, so he's doing the movie, the Mr. Rogers movie, and in 2019 it comes out, and they released the first picture, and it's Tom Hanks as Mr. Rogers. It's really awesome.

Oh, he's going to be legit at that. Yeah, because he's almost Mr. Rogers anyway. Mm-hmm. And then Colin Hanks, his son, in the movie, plays a young Mr. Rogers. I love that. Yeah. It looks really good. It looks really.

If you haven't seen the Mr. Rogers documentary, it is so good. I cried twice. Amy did not cry, though, if I remember correctly. I didn't cry, but I definitely enjoyed it. And I think people should check it out. I don't know if you were as touched by it as I was. Maybe the old heart's getting a little deeper over here on my side. That's good, though.

You know? You're feeling things. Yeah, I definitely am feeling. Feeling my body. My shoulder's killing me from dancing with it. Like killing me. Yeah. you were getting, yeah, what's up with that?

You posted some picture of Sharnah like, I don't know, doing something to your shoulder. Well, by the way, I'm performing this song tonight. He hit the music. So I'm doing this song tonight on Dancing with the Stars, which is New York, New York. And it's Frank Sinatra and I'm supposed to dance around to the fox trot. And it's like a smooth dance. And, you know, what am I going to do? I don't know.

I've been practicing. And it's like you have to, like, step between her legs and, have frame and posture. Like, it's everything I don't know how to do. But I'll try to pull it off tonight. So, yeah, I'm gonna do that. And then I hurt my shoulder. But I'm not talking about it on TV

because I don't want to be the injury guy. Oh, is that a, that's a concern? I just don't want to be that dude. Amongst the dancers, don't be the injury guy. Just me, because I think I'll hurt myself for real later. So I don't want to be injury guy, but my shoulders been killing me. That picture, though, was,

I know the one you're talking about. What are you to say? I don't know. I don't know. Why are you stumbling on your first right now? I'm not stumbling. I didn't. It gets so hot.

We train for like six or seven hours, right? Oh, yeah. Oh, are you explaining why your shirt was off? Yeah. Because it's hot? It's hot. And there was like some Ben Gage or something that she was put it on my shoulder because it was hurting so bad. And I was also eating an empanada, an empanada.

I thought it was a funny picture So that's what it is What do you want for me? Does she always give you shoulder rubs? No, I believe that was the first time It was killing me With Benkei? Yeah, if people will watch Sinai

and Dancing with Stars and vote That would be awesome Because I'm not gonna be the best dancer I am getting better though I am getting better as far as learning quicker But yeah I could use that I could find like a watch party at a bar

Or something in New York Do you think they have those? Yeah, I think if you go into the bar and they're like, hey, can you put it on Dancing with the Stars? Don't really be happy with you. Can I walk into a place and be like, my friend is on Dancing with Stars and everybody get out their phones and vote? It is New York night tonight.

I mean, how perfect is that? What, that you're in New York? I'll get everybody in New York to vote for you. Yeah, there it is. They're to turn it down. We start, we're dancing around a lamp post, like all flirty. Do you do any lifts? Do you like pick her up?

Because I know you have a hurt shoulder, so I don't know if there's any of those moves where You're relying on that muscle. I don't think we're lifting on the show yet. I'm not sure if they're letting us. Oh. By the way, when that happens, I'm sure she'll lift me, and I won't be lifting her. Oh, boy.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, yeah, there's a post. What do you want to know? Anything else? Did you guys do anything outside of dancing this weekend, you and her? We dance so much. Like Saturday, we train for like 14 hours. 14 hours.

Yeah. I know. And then, I know. And then, Monday, Amy, because we have two dances this week. I really wish you were a Fitbit, because I'm desperate to know how many steps you're getting. I know you're not into that, but so many people are into steps, and I bet you're killing it. Yeah, I'm probably dominating the steps.

Lunchbox, I don't, I mean, we just rode two and from places together. Okay. But we were just together the whole time as far as like, we did. Then we went. Have you all fought yet? Oh, that's a good question. Oh, yeah. No, I mean, not like just getting mad about like steps, like, because she, I know she's like,

She's all business. But I mean, have you all had like a legit fight? Nah. Like, annoying, rolled eyes. Like, uh, stormed out of the room. No, nobody storms, but that happens. We get annoyed with each other.

Because you're just together. And, you know, we had to learn so much so quickly this week and only this week that there was no time for pleasantries in the room. And I just couldn't, I don't grasp things sometimes when it comes to right arm, left foot, turn three, dip, jump. And so she'd be like, come on. But yeah You want to feel eight years old

Try to learn something brand new With a professional at it In competition So yeah I'll be on tonight Anything else you guys want to know I have a question Go ahead Eddie Is paparazzi still following you around

Like you're in L.A Like you're on Dancing the Stars Now like you had a big night last week You know So are they like coming up to you on the streets While you're walking the streets? No Eddie no Nothing

Eddie I'm a stupid radio DJ What do you offer me So they're not camped in the bushes outside your apartment? No, no, no, they're not. There's some places, but they're not really like that. They sit outside the dance studio. I think they got a picture of her and I

arriving to the studio together yesterday. That's cool. Whatever. Have you run into any celebrities on the street? I mean, are they like, oh, hey, like you see, you know, Jay Z or something walking around or Ben Diesel? And he's like, hey, you're buying Bones from Daisy with the stars. Nothing like that.

Justin Bieber. Eddie will be in the audience tonight, though. Yeah, I don't want you to be nervous, though. That you're going to be here? Yeah, yeah. You're good. Okay, good. Dude, I'm so excited to be there for you.

Support my boy. God, I'm so excited. Yeah, you get to sit in the room. Dude, you're going to be nervous. You're going to be so nervous before I go on. Yeah, because you asked me last week if I was nervous, and I was like, no, not really. I'm on the other side of the country, you know, like just watching at home.

And I knew you're going to do fine. But, yeah, I think you're right. I'm going to be in a whole different environment in there in the room with you. cameras everywhere. I'm so excited to see how the production's going to work. I saw Thomas Rett post on his Insta story yesterday that he was watching my performance. He posted some of it from last week, and you can hear

his wife just laughing the whole time in the background. Oh, no. I mean, listen, it was funny. But I attacked that dance last week. I just was like, I'm going to lower my head and go into it, and if it happens, it happens. Yeah, you do. I got to be a lot smoother tonight. So anyway, if you wouldn't mind voting for me, that would be awesome. I'd love to stay around on the show.

The same numbers last week. I think that's it. And you can vote on the web website too. Don't forget. Yeah. It's a total of 26 votes. That's what I voted last week. Multiple times. The Bobby Bone Show. So Al Pacino is 78 years old. You know who that is, Amy? Yes, he's in the

Godfather. Yeah, I don't know I've ever seen an Al Pacino movie, though. I know he's super famous. I've never seen Godfather. I've never seen Scarface. Oh, yeah. No, me neither. But he's 78, and he's dating an actress who's 39. Wow. Wow. Okay, just to get people perspective, I'm 37, and my dad is 77, so it's Basically me nating my dad and I can't even.

Wow. That's so gross. Can you imagine making out with your dad? Oh. No, I cannot. And I, listen. Like, I know what my dad's body looks like. Oh.

Come on, Amy. But Al Pacino has a lot of money. Like, that's the thing with her. But my question is, would your dad's body be hotter if it worth $100 million? No? No, you hesitated? No. No, I don't know.

Maybe she, I don't know. I don't know. Maybe her dad is not that. I don't even know. Maybe your dad's 90, so she's like, oh, 78 looks good. Alpuccino 78, dating her 39 years old. They kept things very private, but now they're not making a secret of their relationship. He has three children.

Ah, there you go So he definitely has kids that are older than her Probably, that's got to be a weird thing, right? Yeah. You meet your boyfriend's kids, but they're older than you? Authorities in Atlanta say a man stole credit cards and IDs from eight different cars Before he broke into the last one

Then fell asleep in the last car and then got arrested He had to be on something, right? Yeah, and then you come down from him And you sit down in the car and you pass out He passed out while he was doing it Yeah, saw that Tonight, by the way, I'm on Dancing with the Stars. Hit my music again, please.

Start spreading the news. There it is. Eddie was telling me I can ask for phone votes and internet votes tonight. That's right. You can get a total of 26 votes per person. That'd be great. Don't vote on anybody else. Don't spread them out.

Only vote on me. You know? Yeah. Of course. I need them. Do people really vote for multiple people? I think that's why they give you seven votes. Oh.

Or 13 votes or whatever it is. So you can vote for three here, six there. Oh, that's. So weird because, I mean, I just assumed you pick who you're going to vote for it and you do all your votes on that person. Because that's all, anybody that I know that's voting for you, that's what we're doing. Well, that's what I need because I'm never going to be the best dancer and get the judge scores. If I get sevens, guys know that I'm pumped. Eight isn't even a thing to me.

Like, I got seven, seven, six last week. I was on top of the moon. So my goal is a seven in the dancing, but I have to have the people's vote, you know? So if people will vote tonight, that would be awesome. A listener wanted an update on me dancing with glasses, which I didn't even think about it. Like, they just stay on my head so far. Some people wondered, here's Sue. She goes, hey, we rarely see you without your glasses.

After watching you dance again, I wonder if part of the reason you had a hard time with facial expressions is because you're trying to keep your glasses in the right place. Is it hard to dance with them? The answer is, no, the glasses are fine. I just don't know how to hold my face when I'm dancing. And I remember coming on the air on Tuesday after the show on Amy's like, hey, your face was weird. and I was like, yeah, because I don't know how to control it. And they tell you to smile, but when you're counting your steps going, one, two, three, my eyes are on the back of my head and my mouth opens.

Okay, I did not say, hey, your face looks weird. That's not how I said it. I offer constructive criticism of your mouth that was open a little too much. But I agreed with you. Okay, but I just need to clarify before people were like, why isn't me being rude? Well, it was kind of like this. What did you think of the dance last night? Well, your face looks stupid.

And then you said the rest of it. I didn't say that. A little bit. I said, I think you need to work on closing your mouth. Yeah. I do, I do, though. So today, a lot of places will observe 58 seconds of silence in honor of the 58 people killed during the Route 91 shooting. It's the one-year anniversary today.

And played the festival last year, was back on the air. We went live on the Monday. and we didn't know what was happening as it was happening and we were figuring it out as the morning went along and all said and done the guy killed 58 people 851 people were injured by gunfire and when they were running or leaving people were injured doing that had a lot of friends

that were there we had some listeners that were there and got hurt we had some listeners that died frankly it was it was and it is rough and so on the one-year anniversary, we look back at a show that we did a year ago when I honestly just turned the mics up and said, hey, if any artist wants to come up and play something in their heart would love it.

We were struggling with how to talk about it. We kept talking. We didn't always know how to talk about it. We felt like we needed to be here. What's the, ma'am? Yeah, I was just thinking back on it, it was such a legit moment of how music brings people to

and can heal and just a place where everybody could gather and mourn together. I don't think I've ever felt a sense of community across the country like we did that day. It's crazy. Or that week, that whole week. Yeah. Because Monday happened and we were talking about it. We had listeners on that were in the hospital. We had listeners on that were there.

Eddie and I had just gotten back from there. Jake Owen was on with us. he was in a bus as it was all happening there on the grounds. Another person that you work with, remember, she, like, had to hide in a freezer. I mean, just the stories from that weaker. Because what happened with her was when the guy started shooting down, people didn't know where it was coming from.

And so she got in a freezer that was unplugged, but she got in and didn't know, since she didn't know where it was coming from, she didn't know if she could get out. She didn't know if someone was walking around with a gun. And so she just stayed in there for. hours. And so I did. I said, hey, would artists mind coming up? And they did. Everybody from Dirks to Marin Morris, to Brothers Osborne, Keith Urban showed up. And I want to play you Keith Urban on our show one year ago. Here is Keith Urban performing live in our studio on the Bobby Bone

show. Hey guys, so because of licensing roles, we can't play anything with music on this Iheart radio channel or podcast anymore. But you can't go to bobbybones.com to see it. We hate that We had to take it down. It wasn't our decision, but I just wanted to keep you up, and we wanted to keep up as much as possible. So go to bobbybones.com to watch or hear whatever you're missing right now, and thank you for listen to the show, and sorry about all the legal stuff. Here's Amy's pile of stories. So I have a list of the couple's costumes that we're going to see everywhere this Halloween.

All right. Amy and her husband, she will be Wonder Woman. That's right? Yeah, I'm committing to Wonder Woman. That's right. She told us earlier, even though it's a skimpy costume, she's committing to Wonder Woman. I might be able to find a more covered Wonder Woman. It just seems like every Wonder Woman costume out there is a little too sexy.

Don't be Wonder Older Woman. Just be Wonder Woman. All right. What do you have there, right? Okay. In a number five, Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson. That's funny. That's pretty easy one.

Okay, number four? Justin Bieber and Haley Baldwin. I don't know how you dress up as Haley Baldwin. Oh, I mean, they just are saying here, they have a certain style about them, and they definitely pack on the PDA, like wherever they are. You just kind of be all of each other and be posting pictures on Instagram. Number three. The Stark family from Game of Thrones.

Oh, that's an expensive costume, though, because that's hardcore. Like furs and... They said you can't go wrong with Aria Stark and John Snow. You can definitely go wrong. Oh, okay. Anything Game of Thrones is tough. Number two. So this is from Incredibles 2, and it's Mr. and Mrs. Incredible.

That's fun. That's from Incredibles 1, too. It's basically just the Incredibles, right? Yeah. It's fun cause. I can't wait. wait to have a girlfriend and to be able to dress up in a couple's costume. Okay, well, once you hear number one, I want you to tell me which one you would have your,

you and your girlfriend be. Okay, go ahead. And number one, Prince Harry and Megan Markle. Of all those, probably the Incredibles, because you get to wear fake muscles. Oh. And every guy wants to wear fake muscles. Yeah. Unless you have real muscles, and I don't.

So, probably the Incredibles. All right, well, chef. So if you're looking for like gag gifts or anything like this Halloween or coming up this Christmas like candy, they are making mac and cheese flavored candy canes. Oh. It's definitely a thing. Like something you need to jot down right now for like a secret Santa gift or what are those white elephant or something like that. It sounds disgusting, but it's apparently going to be all the rage.

Even rotisserie chicken candy canes are on the list. Come on. I don't know. Maybe we should knock it until we try it. That sounds disgusting. All right, what else you have? Okay. And lastly, a quick list of things you should never keep in your wallet.

For one, a list of your passwords. Just keep those somewhere else. Identifying documents like your social security card or your passport. Keep those stowed away somewhere safe at home. And then they're even saying, now don't carry around your debit card with you because only use it when you need to go to the ATM to pull out cash. Because if you keep that in your wallet gets stolen and they know. your pin number, they can steal cash from you right away. And then lastly, gift cards. If you have

gift cards, just float around your wallet, if you lose your wallet or it gets stolen, all that money is just gone. But if you just keep them at home, and next time you're going to that store, pull out the gift card. Well, they should stop making these cards in the shape of my wallet then. Because they're making them in the easy shape to go right into the pocket of my wallet. I know. The debit card thing's weird. Is that a name? Yep. I made me. That's my file. All right, that's it for today. Well, I'm back to dancing tonight. I'll be doing the Fox Trot. Oh, yeah. Okay. Which I had no idea what that was until this show. But it's a very smooth dance. And Amy, I'm not the

smoothest. I'll be honest with you. Well, but you've been, I mean, I'm sure you've been working on it. I feel like you're going to surprise us. Because I kind of do have like a stiff little picture of you doing it. But I feel like you're going to come out there and shock us. Well, tonight I will be dancing to New York, New York by Frank Sinatra. Oh, okay. Nice. Yeah, stop spreading the news.

And it's definitely different than last week because last week it was, I just attacked the dance. Yeah, you can't know. You got to play a half step back and I'm not good at that. So it's a struggle for me, but it's much slower and because it's slower, it's got to be more smooth. And because the movements are fewer, the movements have to be smoother and there's nothing smooth about me.

But smooth, that was your nickname in college. No, it wasn't. No. Nothing in any way. So listen, I do need people to vote. If you guys will vote, that'd be awesome. I'm begging at this point, because I'm never going to win the dance competition of this show. I can only win the popularity contest.

I watch the other dancers, and they're great. And I am okay. Sometimes, but I'm getting better. I'm learning better. You know, with anything else, you just get in it. The longer you're in it, the more you pick it up. Yeah. But this will be a struggle for me tonight.

There's a whole lamp post, and we're supposed to, like, be, flirting with each other around a lamp post while dancing. Oh, flirting. That's your thing. Flirting? I'm joking. Talking about. Well, that's it.

And Eddie, it will be here tonight. I can't wait. Yeah, it's a whole thing, man. If you want to vote great. Amy, what are you doing today? I will be, speaking of New York, New York, I'll be in New York. That's right. And then watching you on Dancing with the Stars.

And then, yeah. Good luck of your speech. Thank you. I mean, it's not really a speech. I guess I'm on a panel. But still, it's you and Elvis, Duran, and Enrique, and so it's like all the big dogs. I do have prepared statements for whatever questions may come my way because I definitely don't want to be unprepared. Prepared statements. What is this? The judiciary committee? Oh, boy. I mean, you know what I mean? Prepared, come. Like, I am prepared for whatever our CEO, Bob Pittman, who's leading the panel. Like, he may, he's the moderator. Like, I don't know what he's going to, for sure, for sure, come to me with.

but whatever it is, I'm prepared. That's cool. I'm into it. I like it. I like it. Doing big things. Listen, have a wonderful day, everybody. Amy, I'll be speaking to New York. I'll be dancing. I'm dancing with the stars tonight. We'll see you tomorrow. We'll have lots to share. I'm sure. Both of us will probably goof up.

So we'll talk about that tomorrow. Except for Amy. Wait, don't say that. Yeah, no, I can't. Of course not. Yeah. We'll see it tomorrow. Bye, everybody.

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