The Bobby Bones Show - Amy’s Son Gets Hit At School + Bobby Plays Theater He Couldn’t Afford To Attend As A Child

Episode Date: September 10, 2018

Amy talks about her son getting slapped at school and his reaction. Bobby talks about the ‘full circle’ moment of doing stand-up at a theater in Little Rock that he couldn’t afford to go to as a child. Also, Amy regrets not making a citizen’s arrest. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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All right. Hello, everyone. And we're just sitting here. That's how NPR sounds. I'll listen in PR sometimes. Let's check with Chuck Wilson, who's written a four-part book on the philosophy of the tomato. And for the next three hours, we're going to talk about the growth of the tomato stage one. Welcome to the program.

Oh, my God. That's exactly what it's like. I mean, but I'm actually kind of intrigued now. Yeah, me too, because I want to all about that freaking tomato at that point. I'm like, if they're talking this slow about it, it's probably a pretty cool tomato. on this episode of the killers crime podcast

it's a 93 part series simply about why knives were made thank you and welcome you're like what the 93 part you're not even talking about the killing you're talking about the knife

you know when I started watching name was that show the second season of the center oh is it is it back oh my goodness it's not Jessica Bill's not in it What? Because...

Oh, do I not remember... Never mind. I need... Maybe you need a refresher from the season finale. It has nothing to do with the... It's just a different thing. Oh, okay. It moves on?

They can't do another season. Oh, okay. Well, I'm... I guess you could. I mean, whatever. I'm gonna watch it. But yeah, it's the center, it's on... I think it's like an...

USA. USA. Yeah. Yeah. Season one's fantastic and nutty and Jessica Bills in it. And then season two, it's about a kid. I don't want to tell you too much, but I started that on the plan, but I bounced around.

I went and did a show on Little Rock, and then judged Miss America last night in New Jersey, and then, you know, back to Nashville this morning, so I've been flying around watching in L.A. a bunch. But, yeah, it's been crazy. It's good. I think you would like it. And you get to watch much stuff, adult stuff, with your kids, or no. I could not watch the center with my kids, no. And my husband and I are currently watching Ozark, and no kids allowed. You know, I started watching Ozark. I can't really get into it yet. Wait, huh?

Season one? Season two. Okay. What? Season two is so much better than season one. I can't believe. Maybe I've just been tired. Maybe I've just been tired.

If I'm on an airplane and I'm tired, I try to watch Deadpool 2 and I was so tired, I couldn't even enjoy it. Okay. Yeah, you need to give Ozark season 2 another try when you're a little more not tired. I know. A 193 part series about Deadpool's costumes. And here's the creator. Sally, hi Sally. Oh, Lord.

Yeah, so there's that. I had something I wanted to say. Oh, it's something we didn't get to today was never going to get it. 15% of people admit they've broken up over someone with someone over this. What do you think that is? Go ahead. Not liking their pet. No, it's they forgot their birthday.

Oh. And I was going to actually get into the subject more so than I was the question, but we didn't get to it. but what do you think about that? Amy, if your husband forget your birthday, obviously you're not going to break up at this point. Right. But what if you forget your birthday? Oh, I'm going to be so sad. Yeah? I'm going to be sad.

I'm going to be like, wow, he forgot my birthday. And then he's probably never going to forget about it. Ever again? You're going to punish him? But do you do the thing where you don't say anything about your birthday coming up and just you're testing him? No, I don't think I would test him. I would be like, if it wasn't coming up. coming up in natural conversation about my birthday, I would think he had some surprise happening

or something. That's why he's not wanting to talk to me about it. But do you bring it up in natural conversation? Yeah. I mean, I feel like it comes up. But let's just say for whatever reason. Yeah, I would always bring it up. But if he wasn't bringing it up, then I would think, oh, wow, he's got a surprise.

And if my birthday came and went and nothing happened, I would be, because I would, of course, built up some crazy scenario that he was doing something awesome. And now you're upset for just a good. question. Now she's sad because she's asked the question and she put herself through that whole thing. But I mean, I get it. People get busy. I would also try to extend grace. I guess.

You probably get divorced, huh? No. No. Lunchbox, your wife, forget your birthday? What happens? Oh, she will be paying for it for months and years to come. And yes, I guarantee I will not say anything about my birthday coming up. She is expected to know that date and she is supposed to celebrate that date. What if you forget hers? No, I mean, I'm busy, man.

I got a lot of things going on. Do you keep hers in your calendar? No, I just, I know it by my heart. I mean, but the older I get, there's so many birthdays you got to remember, it's hard. Mom, dad, brother, sister, now that we have nieces and nephews and I have my own kid and my wedding anniversary. I mean, there's so many dates that she has to understand if I forget her birthday. Hmm. I don't know.

your wife. Yeah, but... Do you keep a calendar at all? No, I had a calendar one time in college. I bought a planner because I had two jobs during the summer, and so I wrote down every single date I had to work orientation in that planner, and then someone broke in my car and stole it two days later, and that was God's way of telling me you're not supposed to be organized,

so never got another one. Oh, Jesus was speaking to you through robbery. Absolutely. They were saying, look, you're not ever going to be organized. It's not worth it. You tried. and I had someone take it from you so you wouldn't write anything down. So I don't write any dates down.

Ever? Nothing. How do you even keep up with stuff we have going on? He's like a pilgrim. Yeah, he's like a pilgrim. Just living life. Looking at the sun. Yeah, like if I have a work appearance or something, I just keep it in my head.

You got to be kidding me. Bobby, this must mean that it's like feeling far between now. Yeah, you don't have enough going on. Guys, I mean, I don't. How in the world would you know, like, for sure, the date and the time and not ever, you don't, because you don't miss work events, you don't. Right. So we just, you just, you just rely on it in your head. Oh, wow.

Guys, I have a good memory. I just remember things. That's amazing to me. Bobby, what if, what if he had to keep up with your calendar? Yeah, my hand. Well, Bobby, let's be real. Bobby's a little busier than I am, a little busier. But, like, yeah, like when I have a vet appointment for the dog or the kid has a dog.

doctor's appointment. I don't write it down. Like when my wife had appointments at the, what is it called, the OBGYN? OB-G-YN. Yeah, that's it. For when she was pregnant. I never wrote that, I never wrote a single one down. She was like, you don't want me to, she's writing them down in her phone. She's, you don't want to write down? I was like, no, I got it. It's cool. It's next Thursday at 3 o'clock. She goes, how do you know that? I was like, well, because I told us last time we went. And you you don't, you keep up with all your soccer games. All my soccer games, everything. Wow. Well, that's amazing to me. I didn't know this, I didn't know this fun fact about

you. I didn't have. I wish we'd have known this for the real show. That's a pretty awesome thing. Dog about. I mean, we'll know for the future. Yeah, it's just amazing. He doesn't keep a calendar at all. I know. What do you have to do? Today's Monday. The 10th? No, I think it's the 10th.

It's the 10th. What do you have to do today? Today, 12 o'clock. Dog has a vet appointment for a checkup on her leg. And that is it. That's the only thing on the calendar today. And then let's see. What about tomorrow? Tell us about tomorrow. Tomorrow is, tomorrow's open Wednesday at...

Tomorrow's open. It's open. It's open. All day. Tomorrow's open. Wednesday at 1245. I have a two-month appointment for Baby Box. He gets his shots. Wow.

I'm fascinated. What about Thursday? Thursday's nothing. Wide open. It's open. Okay, okay. For real. Friday.

Friday. What's you got? Friday I'm open again. Guys, guys, it's the whole week and there's only three things in the calendar. So give me that hard. Okay, maybe it's not as impressive as I thought. No, maybe it's a slow week. It's a slow week.

You never need these things like that. That day, wide open. What about the weekend? The weekend? Let's see. Next weekend would be, oh, nothing, I'm open. So you basically have two appointments all week. Yeah, well, yeah, because soccer's off this week, so it starts back up next week.

So, I mean, I got a 615 game next Wednesday if you want to come to that. That makes me laugh. Wow. He's open. I'm open. Yeah, I'm open that day. It's not, and listen, and I don't even like to compare. I think people that compare schedules are kind of dushy, so I don't even talk about mine that much.

We'll make a joke about it because Eddie and I were trying to play golf. And it was like, well, you know, I'm trying for like November of 2019. You know, because my calendar does say pretty full. But, yeah, I don't. I can, I don't have open. I go open hours. Like I, if you'll allow me, if I can indulge the room for a second, you guys will care? Oh, go ahead, go ahead, man.

Can I get the indulgence of the room? Yes. I have to have open hours. It's not even days. It's like, do you have an open hour from breakfast to sleep time? And so sometimes I do, and most times I don't. But that's funny. It's kind of refreshing, though, lunchbox.

I like that. Like, I want to have a day where I'm just open. Man, it feels so good when you have an open day. It's so relaxing. You got a lot of relaxing. huh? Well, yeah, I do. I do get a lot of relaxing in on those days. It's key to living a long, healthy, and prosperous life. I know. I'm not even hating on you. Like, I respect it. You've been consistent with that relaxation. Yeah. And I mean, look at me. I look like I'm 17 years old.

I keep my young face and that's what, that's the key is relaxation. I didn't think about that. Okay, well, listen, we're going to start the show. Amy, on say anything? Man, just hope everybody has a great day. I felt like you just said that to us at the end of the show. Well, I got, yeah, you know, I just really. mean it today. Okay. Lunchbox?

Yeah. I just wish we had this on the regular show because this was a great segment and don't forget. It was a great segment, yes. It was. And don't forget to download

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All right. Even if you don't listen, you need to rate it. Even if you don't listen, he says. Yeah. That's right. I don't mind that.

All right, thank you for listening. and we'll start here with the show. And away we go. Folks, it's your buddy and my Mr. Bobby Bones. Back again. More studio. One.

There we go. Another show. I judged Miss America last night. How about that? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you.

Thank you. You picked a great winner. Well, thank you very much. A great winner. Listen. You saw what, you know, some stuff happened last night. We'll talk about that later. A little tired, if I'm being honest, because it was a late night.

how to get back I'm good It's fine You're excused You had a great reason Yeah I feel I'm good I think we're gonna

practice a new game here This is called Amy versus Lunchbox This is back in the archive Days We used to play this And listeners have been texting about it Really?

Yeah So what happens is I'll give Amy three questions About dude stuff And lunchbox Three questions About lady stuff And we'll see who wins

Now let's go to Amy first Amy, how many holes are there on a normal standard golf course? How many holes are there on a normal? 18. Oh. Are you sure? Yeah.

Correct. Oh, yeah, wow, yeah. Thank you. What brand of alcohol is made in Lynchburg, Tennessee? Oh. to drown the whiskey Whiskey What brand of alcohol?

Whiskey Sorry, time's up The answer was Jack Daniels Amy, final question This quarterback is now the highest paid player in the NFL Oh, oh, Aaron Rogers Wow I did not expect her to get that one

Okay, okay He signed a hundred and thirty 34 million contract Okay, easy with the numbers there 140 Okay Well, golly Gwilling

Gizzole's 30 Lunchbox, are you ready Oh, I'm ready Got two out of three Yeah, yeah, I know my ladies, so I'll be good at this This first one's kind of easy

Okay What brand of shoes Are best known for the Red Souls When people wear them Oh yeah, yeah You can get this one It's easier I'll give you that one

Yeah, yeah What are you saying? Wait, that works But whiskey didn't count. I'm going to give him that. He may have been saying a different language. What do I know?

Yeah? Oh, sure, sure, yeah. The answer, as Lunchmark said, was Christian Louis Vuitton. Louvitton or Louis Vuitton? See, he can't really say it. What am I going to do? Louvuehubiton. You got one point there.

Thank you. Nailed it. Lunchbox. Who is the youngest Kardashian? Okay. So, Courtney. Let's go Kardashian's sister so the kids don't get thrown into a little fish. Yeah, yeah.

Corby. Oh, wait, wait. So we're not talking Jenner's. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, you're all in. Okay, got it. Okay. Who is the youngest Kardashian sister?

Kindle. Kendall. Kendall! He says Kendall. Amy, is he right? Well, that's a Jenner. But that doesn't count, though. Yeah.

She's hit. No, that's not right. What? It's Kylie. Yeah. Oh, man. I didn't watch that show. Lunchbox, you need this one to tie.

Oh, that's all right. I'll take it. Che. is a brand of what type of product Chi Chi Chee Chee

Chee Oh your favorite Chee T He loves the Chi tea Yes Don't you drink that bomb I drink all the Chi tea I drink all the Chi tea

tea and my wee Okay And my teepee I drink cheat tea tea and my teepee And it comes up my wee wee Oh my Chee tea It's not you've already

You can't change your answer Maybe I'll change to Chee lipstick Chi lipstick Nope, nope Maybe I'll change my answer Amy, what is it? It's, well, first got popular

through their awesome hair straighteners that they make hair dryers, curling irons, all the things The answer is hair care Hair straightener would have also been acceptable Oh yeah, I've heard girls say I want a chia Yeah, I want a chee pet Oh yeah, I was going to be my next year Cheo pet

Well, there we have it That's Amy versus Lunchbox, our winner We start the show Is Amy. Come on. You guys like that? Yeah, it's fun. Yeah, I may come back to that.

Maybe tomorrow. Do it again. All right, let's start the show here today. I think we got a good one. Hey, you know what's coming in? Is Ethan Hawk, the actor? The actor? That's cool. Yeah, the actor, Ethan Hawk.

From Dead Poet Society, boyhood, from The Purge. Training Day. Yeah, Ethan Hawks's going to come. He's got a new movie, but I want to talk to him about that stuff. All right, here we go. The Bobby Bones Show. Big Three Stories. It's producer Ramundo.

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She won Miss America last night. Hey, Stacey from North Carolina is on. Hi, Stacey. Hi, Bobby. Thank you for calling. Thanks for talking to him. What's going on? What do you want to say? So I was taking my kids to school this morning, and they asked a question.

They said, how does Bobby know that his favorite color is red if he is colorblind? That's a fantastic question for kids to ask, because you have to wonder, wait, how old are your kids, by the way? 11 and 8. That's pretty cool that they would think like that. Well, here's my whole theory on colors, too, because I get really nerdy, is that we don't even know if we all see the same color. It's like my blue may not be your blue because I have no idea what you can see with your own eyeballs. So I'm severely colorblind with dark colors And I'm so blind that one of my eyes doesn't even work

My right eye It's about 4% in usage It sees Blurrs and just a little bit of light But my right eye doesn't work Which is when I started to wear glasses It was just to protect my good eye But now I'm getting old folks

And the other eye starting to go a little bit Oh no I know So my answer to them would be Stacy Is that I know that the color that I see is red Is my favorite color and that's all that I know. Okay.

So whatever I see that identifies as red is my favorite color. Who knows? Not to go all Socrates on you, but what I see as red, you guys may see as green. I try to explain this to my parents today. They just did not get it. Yeah, and, you know, it's not to be gotten by all people.

I understand you. Yeah, so, Amy, do you get that whole concept or are you kind of over it? I feel like a lot of us that can see color, We're seeing the same color. Okay. And that's good, but there's no way for you to know that. You can't prove it.

You can't prove it. But, I mean, you could sort of try to prove it. Yeah, you can't because you can go, what color is that? And you both say green. But that's what you both see. I'm not even going down this because it doesn't matter. It's hard to explain. I would also like to say that Home Alone is not a Christmas movie.

Oh, not a game. If we're talking about controversial things, home alone could have happened during any holiday. And it's not a, it was released in the summer. It's a whole thing. Here we go. Home Alone is not a Christmas movie. Thank you.

two controversial theories. Stacey, what are you doing this morning? You good? Good. How are you? Yeah. We're doing the show. We're pretty lucky to get to do a show.

I'm glad that you listen. Where do you listen to North Carolina? I am in Medin, North Carolina. Do you know that I used to summer there? Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, no. I'm just kidding. I never actually summered anywhere.

He didn't. I just say that because that's what they used to say on the rich people shows on TV. Oh, Buffy. We'll summer there. So that's what that comes from. Hey, well, thank you. you very much. Do you want to say hello to your kids and you can listen it on the podcast later? Hi, girls.

Bobby answered your question. Yeah, what are their names? Shout them out. Give them the first names. Allison and Gillian. All right. Well, thank you very much, Stacey. We love that you listen. We know you have a lot of things you could be listening to. So thank you for sharing your morning with us. I appreciate you guys. I appreciate you. Thank you, Stacey. On the Bobby Bone Show now. Ethan Hawk and Ben Dickie. That'd be cool. Ethan Hawk, big time actor. Ben Dickie's here, actor, actor, musician. But Ethan Hawks been like, Training Day, The Purge, he's walking down the hall right now. Dead Poets Society made $100 million. Sinister.

Boyhood, that movie that took like 10 years to make. Do you remember that one? Yeah, but I didn't see it. He's not here, yeah. You can say whatever you want. You remember that one? Oh, okay, okay. Yeah, I do remember.

I do remember. I do. I love that movie. But he's coming in because they have a new movie they're promoting. So it's called a Blaze. So I do want to talk to him about the movie, but I got lots of, like, actor questions, too, that I want to ask them. Oh, here they come right now.

Hey, here they are. What up, guys. Come on here. Hey, guys. You guys are coming in for this movie, Blaze. Tell me about the movie. I know about the movie. I mean, I know things about the movie like the real-life things.

But I think a lot of our listeners would be curious to know what Blaze is about. Well, a lot of times, you have people come up to me and say they apologize that they don't know who Blaze fully is. But one of the points of making the movie is to share who Blazefully is. And to certain people, they know everything about them. And to most people, I think, they have no idea. idea. But the movie centers around his relationship. He was a singer, songwriter, shot and killed in 1989, and he had an amazing love affair with a woman, Sybil Rosen, where a lot of his music jettisoned out of this love affair that happened in a tree house. And the movie kind of spins

around that love affair. Ethan Hawkes here. The movie's called Blaze, September 21st, nationwide. Now, I just know you from seeing your face on the picture screen, on the moving pictures. You know, I would see you Picture show Yeah, right? Like, I'm a big fan It's really cool to have you come in Even as someone that I've spent the last few years

Watching all the movies Like boyhood That movie took how long to make? 12 years And so for every year would you go back? Yeah, every year would do a short film every year Did you think though at year four or seven This is never going to finish

Yes You did think that? Oh yeah, definitely It seemed like Rick's little project, right? You know what's funny about that? By the time you finished the movie you had to retitle it, because it got retitled like a week for it came out.

Yeah, right. Because there was suddenly a movie called 12 years. It came out, oh, what are we going to do now? Yeah, because it was, it was called, you know, 12 years or something like that.

I can't remember now. Can I ask about, like, the purge? Because that's a jam. Well, you just did. What do you want to ask me about? Did you take less money to do the purge because you thought, wow, this is a pretty good movie,

so I'll take less if I can get some on the back end? I spent my whole life doing that. Yeah. Taking less money? Yeah. Did you forget who you're talking? Yeah. I slept on the producer's couch while I made that movie.

Really? Because there's something in Sendirib. I loved the idea of it. Imagine in a world in the future where rich people don't care about poor people. You know what I mean? It's like there's something. There's something really punk rock and weird about that movie that reminded me of the old John Carpenter movies I loved. You know?

And so, yeah, I was into that movie. Was there ever a role that you turned down that you go, oh, man, that would probably been a good one to take? A million, yeah. Because with a math. What's the most massive movie? You said, that's probably not for me. I hate telling these stories because then they go all over the internet. It sounds like I'm...

Can I give you a rumor that I heard? And you can just say yes or no. Independence Day. Okay, Independence Day. You ready for this? Picture this. Driving with my friend, all right? I'm sitting in the passenger seat of a yellow duster.

Remember those old dust. It was a beautiful old car. And we decided we're going to drive from Austin to four corners for fun and camp out, right? And my agent kept saying, this is, you know, he kept saying, you got to read Independence Day. You got to read Independence Day, right? And so I started reading it out loud as we're driving through the highway. But I was, you got to understand, I was like 25 and too cool for school, right? I just couldn't be about it.

And I just made fun of the whole thing, right? Yeah. You know, just making fun of it, making fun, to the point where I actually threw it out the window with this duster and laughed my, you know, like I was so cool. Cut to a year later. I remember I was dating this girl. And she said, it was 4th of July. And I said, what do you want to go? I want to see a movie.

She says, yeah, I really want to see this new movie, Independence Day. It's like, oh, all right. I thought it would be kind of interesting to see how bad it turned out. This is over. Yeah. And then I go into the movie theater. Of course, it's absolutely sold out. And I experience the bliss the audience is having.

I mean, they're cheering. They're having the best time. Everybody goes down the Fourth of July. I's so happy. And I walked out of that movie theater, like, I am an idiot. Yeah. And Will Smith crushed it. Yeah, he did crush it.

On the other side of that, and I don't know if this is sensitive or not, but like Training Day, which I loved. I thought Training Day was fantastic. One of my favorite movies. With Training Day, it was offered to Eminem first, and he said no, then you took it. That's the opposite role. Is that true or no? That's not true. It's not true, because, okay, that's what I said.

Was it offered you first? Oh, I have no idea. I don't believe Denzel was in a place where they were taking that movie extremely seriously, and they made everybody. jumped through hoops and audition. They may have asked Eminem to audition. They may have had the... I don't know. I didn't direct that movie.

They might have had that idea. But my sense would be that Denzel wouldn't want to turn it into any kind of stunt. Ethan Hawkes here. Really cool conversation for me to be a part of. So I appreciate time. Thanks for my interest. Thank you, brother.

Well, hopefully we'll go see the movie and we'll talk to you guys. Yeah, I was a little hungover and it was very hard for me to connect my sentences. No, you got it. You're connected well. I did. You connected well.

All right, good. All right. Thank you guys. The latest from Nashville and Hollywood. It's the 32nd Skinny. Zach Brown Band and pop star Sean Mendes are the next collaboration chosen for CMT Crossroads. I like that. And sometimes the CMT Crossroads happen and some of them are cooler than others.

It's where they take artists from two different genres, one always country, and they mix them together. But I love the Zach Brown band. And so here's a little Zach Brown for you here. And I'm a big Sean Mendez fan. I mean, he's a real life musician. It annoys me he's such a good-looking dude. It's a little annoying, I'll be honest with you. But here's a clip of Sean Mendez.

Yeah, he's got all the tools. I'm so jealous. There you go. Zach Brown and Sean Mendez. What else, Morgan, number two? Luke Combs announced a new headline tour. It's called The Beer Never Broke My Heart Tour. And Lanko and Jameson Rogers are opening up for him.

That'll kick off in Alabama on January 31st. I don't know that there's a more appropriate tour name for Luke Combs then what Luke Combs named his tour What's it called again? Beer never broke my heart tour Yeah Yeah Staying in brand I do like that guy

All right what else you got So Carrie Underwood is teasing fans With another track from her upcoming album The song's called End Up With You Can we get in a little? Yeah look at that About time for her to have a baby And then about time for her to put out a record

That's coming out too Is that it Morgan number two? That's it I'm Morgan number two That's the skinny The Bobby Bobo show It's time for the good news With Bobby Tell me something

Man, this is awesome. Since 2014, Carolyn, who's a janitor at Tucker High School, has been running a giving closet that she's funded herself. Love that. I know. Any of the school's 1,800 students who are in need of items such as food, soap, school supply, anything, even promware she helped a kid with. They mention it to her, like, on the down low.

Wow. Super cool. Wow. And it's on the down low. She's not trying to be like, hey, kids. Raise your hand if you need help. I know. It makes me like emotional, man.

Like kids go and they're like to have this janitor they can talk to and help them out. Because the thing too is, I can tell you, for me, I was always embarrassed to ask for things. I would have taken them if they were silently given to me. And I did, but I would never ask anyone ever for anything because I was embarrassed. But yeah, they just mentioned it to her. How about that? It's not even like she has millions of dollars either. She works at school like everybody else.

Anyway, other that story was awesome. I wanted to share it with you guys. I love how people do little things that actually are humongous things. And that's a tell me something good. That's what it's all about. Bobby Bones Show. Bonehead. Story up the day.

This story comes to us from Connecticut. A 30-year-old woman was at home. The power goes out. She's like, ooh, let me light a candle because there's a storm. So she grabs the candle, lights it. It ends up being a stick of dynamite. What? Yeah.

And kaboon. No way. Wait, so what happened? She has severe injuries to her hands and could lose some of her fingers. Wow. She thought it was a candle and she was going to use it to light up the house. And it was dynamite. That's just so unfortunate.

Well, can I say this in her defense? I'm not sure if I saw a stick of dynamite laying there. I wouldn't think that was just a funny looking candle. But how does this stick a dynamite anywhere near her in her house? I don't know, but she lit it. Yeah, that's nuts. Boom. That is nuts.

And she didn't die. No, she did not die. She did not die. Wow. All right. Wrap that one up. That's a nutty one. I'm Lunchbox.

That's your bonehead story of the day. Folks, it's your buddy and my... Mr. Bobby Bones. Hey, Lunchbox, will you explain to me? Because I've never had a beer. What shotgunning a beer means? Oh, yeah. It means you're going to put a hole in the bottom, like you with a key.

And then you put the hole to your mouth, and you pop the top, and it comes shooting out the mouth. like you busted a Coke open, you know, and it just whew- And it goes right down your throat. What's the bottom of have to do, the key? Oh, you have to put a hole in it so it has somewhere to escape when you pop the top. I don't know the science behind it, but that's, I know how that's how it works. And so here's a clip of Dustin Lynch shotguning a beer.

It's basically just chugging a beer. Yeah, basically, yes. We watch people shotgun beers. We never get to. We can't because we're at work and we're responsible gentlemen. So, all the shotguners, cheers. He shotgun that beer in 4.8 seconds. That's Dustin Lynch.

Not bad. Well, so in the studio, there's a glass room that's attached, and our audio producer Ray Mundo's over there. And you think you can, shotgun a beer faster than that? Yeah, easily. I've been drinking since college, and it's always been a competition with me and my boys. So I said, I could easily do that. 4.8 seconds.

You can shotgun a beer in 4.8 seconds? Oh, yeah. Absolutely. You got to make sure to get the same beer. Don't be going on Mick Ultra on us. Okay, wait, so if we set this up later on in the show, you can beat 4.8 seconds. Yes. Let me see what I have in my wallet here.

Yeah, and I mean, this goes back to spring break too when you're going beer funnels and all kinds of stuff like that. I mean, as a college guy, this is what you always did. You competed with guys and drinking. And then D. Lynch just throws it up there like, oh, 4. You know, he thinks that he's cool that he can do that. I can beat him. Okay, so if you can beat 4.8 seconds, I give 50 bucks. Yeah!

But if you can't, I get to shave a little chunk in the beach. back of your head. That's fine. Oh, wow. Just randomly in the back of his head. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh my gosh, Ray. And just so we know, we're going to say three inches by two inches. Yeah, that's fine. That's a deal. All the way to the scalp. Yeah, just like, like Clepper.

He's going to have a big old bald spot. Let's find. That's true. That's buy the best money, yeah. So, we got to let's gather since maybe next hour. Okay. We did. 4.8 seconds is the official Dustin Lynch time. Wow. I got the beer in the fridge right now. Do you? Yes.

All right Why? Why do you have a beer in the fridge? Yeah, exactly. Have you not seen the email chain on Fridays? They have a beer cart. Okay. There's alcohol in our business.

Amy, what do you think about this? I'm into it. Okay, she's into it, so we're going to go forward. All right. All right. Yeah, let's get it straight. Like, maybe the next half hour or so, we'll do this. 4.8 seconds is the time to beat.

Lunchbox, you run the time over there? I got it. It's a Bobby Bones show. Of all my nicknames, I really don't mind this one. Oh, country music. Music's youngest historian? Yeah, because I'm always looking up country music facts.

I love country music. The Bobby Bones Show On this day in country music. Guys, we have two today. What? At the same time. Yeah, let's start with this one. 27 years ago, in 1991,

Brooks and Dunn, they have the number one song with brand new man. It was their debut single. First one, boys. Wow. And girls, here you go. I saw the line of this

bad time. by the fire and your turked and the flame in your eyes I'm born to love again I'm a brand new man That was their first ever single Wow That was it, that was the one Look at that

The song was written by Kicks Brooks, Ronnie Dunn, and Don Cook Brooks and Dunn had 20 number ones overall So that happened 27 years ago, 1991 Also, number two The Bobby Bones show On this day in country music

Also on the same exact Day. Same day. 1991. 27 years ago, Garth Brooks released Rope in the Wind. Come on, come on. Which became his first album to debut at number one. It spent four weeks as the number one country album. Now, Eddie, from Rope in the Wind.

You're a Garth Brooks fan like me, mega fan. Can you name any songs off Rope in the Wind? Let's start with the River. Is that true? Of course it is. Oh, you're no for sure. Yes, I will sail my vessel till the river. Now, I don't want to make you

foolish, but I know you're die-hard and you know the album from the album. You won't. I know more songs. Can you name another one? Of course. Go ahead. Papa love mama.

Come on, dude. Mama was a looker, Lord out to shine. Papa was a good and loved a guy. Papa love mama. Papa's in the graveyard. Papa's in the pen. Yeah. Okay, if you can get one more, you get all the points.

You really want this one? Yeah. And Eddie has no computer. Nothing. No, no, nothing. Go ahead. Shameless. You got to give any props on that one.

No, it's pretty impressive. He knows record from record. That is so impressive. Like, not only the album and that it's on the same day, but how do you remember what songs are from what album? I do not understand that. That was a big album. I used to pose like him, you know, in front of my bathroom mirror and kind of look.

Yeah, can't lean your head down a little bit? Yeah, I wish I had a black felt hat like he did. Come on. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome to the. to the shotgun beer challenge. Now, Dustin Lynch of the song Small Town Boy, just one of his many hits.

She loves a small town boy like me. Shotgun to beer on Twitter, okay? We watch people shotgun beers. We never get to. We can't because we're at work and we're responsible gentlemen. To all the shotguners, cheers. He crushes it.

The whole beer's gone. And so I talk about it on the air and I don't drink beer. But Ramundo, our audio guy, goes, oh, I can do it. that. I can beat that. So, Ramundo, you have to beat 4.8 seconds. Now, Mike D

has the timer over here. Mike D doesn't say much. Let me start it out. I got to key it though first. That's why they call him quiet Mike. So wait, how does this work lunchbox? What are the rules? So he's got to put a hole in the bottom. He's got to use this key. Can you do it before? Yeah, you have to. That's how you... And then, when you count them down, once he pops the top,

that's when the time starts. When he pop, when he opens the beer. And if Raymundo doesn't... Oh my gosh, this is so bad. Beat 4.8 seconds. get to shave a spot in the back of his head. Yeah. Don't forget. Amy, do you think he'll do it? I'm going to go with yes. Okay. Lunchbox? I think he will. Come on.

Yeah, I've seen Rayleigh throw some down. All right, Raymundo. Hold on. I'm still opening it. He's got to get his hole. He's got to... Raymundo stands at 5'5-6 inches tall from Michigan. Black hair. Got a little black scruff on his face. He's making a big hole on that. weighs about 175. You can make whatever size you want.

Yeah, it's up to you. When you're shotgunning, it's your hole. Yeah, I don't know if you guys were ever in college, but this is exactly how. how you're supposed to do it. Okay, all right, Raymundo, are you ready? Yeah, I'm ready to go. Hold on. All right. Three, two, one, go.

And there he goes. He's down. One, two. Oh my God, he did it in 3.1 seconds. What? Yeah. Wow. I got, listen, come on.

We have it all on tape, too. Wow. Right, Mundo. Wow. That was amazing. That was amazing. Yeah, do another one. Wow.

Do it again. That was, like, it was just gone. Oh my gosh, I'm all full of beer right now, boys. It goes straight into you. That almost was physically impossible. In three seconds, he put that entire beer down. That's what I was saying. When I saw him doing it, it was so slow to me because I do it at such a rapid pace.

Wow. I do it at parties all the time. People ask me to do it. They say shotgun and a shotgun. Easy stuff. Listen, I got to give you applause, everybody. There he is. Ray Mundo.

Do I owe you money or something? Yep. Okay, well, I'll pay you. Yeah. Last night I was a judge on Miss America on ABC. I'd never judged a Padgett before. And so here's what happened. On the Sunday of the competition, which was yesterday morning at 8 a.m., we started.

And I had to go to meetings, and you have to basically be certified to be a judge for Miss America. So from 8 a.m. until basically 5 p.m., I just sat in meetings and learned how to be a judge. Isn't that crazy? So crazy. It makes sense because it's serious and there's scholarship involved, but there's a lot of things that I had to learn. And so I did that. They gave me a big old hotel room. The bathroom was bigger than... Do you see my into story? I couldn't believe it. I was blown away. I was like,

what is happening? Yeah, so that was a thing. I've never been to Atlantic City before, so I went and I'd never been up there before. So, yeah, I did that. It was fun. My question, wait, wait, wait. You skipped over the party. Hotel room.

You were a judge, but it's like pay. How much was the pay day to be a judge? I mean, come on. Why does everybody always wondering about my pay? Because when you go do something cool like that, everybody in America is like, oh, cool judge. But in the back of their mind, I'm like, I wonder how much those judges get paid. Oh, I've always been like, oh, that's nice of them to volunteer.

Yeah, right. They volunteer. Come on. That show's making millions. They've got to be paying big bucks. Okay. You got paid? You got paid? You want how much I got paid to Judgment's America? Okay. I got paid

$0.00. Oh, okay. Are you serious? Yeah, it's a scholarship thing, lunchbox. Well, no, it has nothing to do with that. What does that mean? But ABC didn't pay me. Nobody, I didn't expect to be paid. It wasn't a paid thing. They took care of the travel and they fed me. And I guess they put me on TV, which was cool. Oh, wow, they filled you. I mean, they put you in a big hotel room. I thought when you said, oh, and, they give me this big old and I thought you were going to say check and you go hotel room so then I was like okay then you went in your hotel room and there was a big check and you said the bathtub was big and then I was like okay and then there you found a big check and there's never a check no no payment I don't really chase things for payments and I did and I just thought this to be fun to do I was excited they offered it to me yeah you guys you guys

I mean got to yeah so where speaking of money listen you know Taylor Swift makes 11 million per night on her reputation stadium tour, right? That's a lot. Here I am talking right about money. Here I go right here we go. Exactly. But this is like real money. It's like crazy money. So Taylor Swift says she pulls down 11 million a night on the Reputation World Tour.

Ed Shearin makes 13.4 million a night. Yeah. Play that. Go ahead, Ed. Yeah, that's what I was going to say. Does he make more because he plays a lot of of instruments. Ed's one-man show is conduct on a smaller stage, lower production costs, and more seats because he doesn't need all the space in the middle for things that fly or like Taylor,

she has big snakes and stage props. Ed walks out, it doesn't have a band for 80% of it. He uses a pedal and does all the things himself. So, and Taylor also has to pay basically a small army to construct all of the stuff. Ed shows up, jumps front of a crowd with a guitar and a microphone on a loop pedal and no real crazy overhead. So $13.4 million a night. Isn't that nuts? Not bad. Man.

But stop worrying about people's money, everybody. Yeah. Okay. I just do a whole set. But I mean, that's different. And you know what? It's out there. Miss America pay me $0.

I don't do stuff from... I mean, I do stuff to get paid, but I don't chase money. I would... For $13.4 million a night, I would. It's not a lie about that. It's time for the good news. With Amy. Tell me something good.

A little one-year-old named Chloe was suffering from bronchitis, and that was enough for her to have trouble breathing during a nap. She literally started choking because she was sick. And the dog happened to be sort of standing guard by her, and he ran into the family room where everyone else was, raised his paw and started barking until they listened to him. Raise his paw? Then he led them.

Wow. He did. He was kind of like, hey, over here, there's something happening. Follow me. And they went in, and they were able to get Chloe out of the crib and hit her back, and she stopped choking. Wow. The dog took both the paws, put her on his neck and went, Ruff, Romp, choke, choked, churn.

Give her a hug. That was a good dog. Yeah, it's like, he gave the international choking sign with his paws. That's an amazing dog, man. That was Tell Me Something Good. Hey, what's happening, guys? you know, you get on your phone, you're always tinking around trying to find stuff to do. There's a lot of games, a lot of apps out there, but I'll say this, there's only one Best Fiends.

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Best Fiends, and you can be part of the club. Folks, it's your buddy and my... Mr. Bobby Bones. Let me go. I'm a transleting. Good morning. Welcome to the show, and we go over to Amy now. Morning, Corny.

Here we are. The morning corny. What do you call birds that stick together? What do you call birds that stick together? Velcro. Velcro. Oh, true. There is.

Nice. That was the morning corny. April in Arkansas. Good morning. Good morning. How are you? Really good. What's up with you?

Oh, nothing. I was just, I am a first-time caller, and I just wanted to call and say how much I love your guys' show. I listen to you every morning. Sometimes I show up an hour and a half early at work, just so I can sit in the car and listen to you guys. Oh, we love that. Come on. We love that. Wow. Wow. You're my son's idol. He wants to be just like you on the radio show. You guys are just so awesome. I love you guys so much. Well, thank you so much. Listen, our goal, we're a bunch of friends, and I'm the only one that had ever done radio before I started grabbing all my friends, brought in Amy, and Amy was selling granite. And lunchbox was a delivery driver for Jason's deli.

And Eddie was a TV producer. Ramundo was an intern. Mike D. was an intern. All the folks here, we try to bring a positive show, and we're not really that good at radio people, but we try to be like your friend. So we appreciate that call. Oh, yeah. Well, I appreciate it.

I can't believe I actually got through. I'm just, I'm like so excited that I'm talking to Bobby Bones right now. It sure is. It's the whole show. Hey, have a great day. Appreciate you. Bob it Bones. Our IHeart Radio and music festival is coming up. Big deal for us. Huge show.

Carrie and Luke and Justin Timberlake. It's just a massive show. Well, so we all go because we're a big part of it. And Lunchbox is now wondering if he can even go because of his baby. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a situation. It's a conversation with the wife going on right now about should I go or should I be at home with her helping with the baby. Amy, how do you feel about this right now?

Honestly, when he said, I think I heard him say maybe he was going, but maybe it just hasn't totally been worked out. I was a little surprised. I kind of thought maybe lunch isn't going to go this year because of the baby. But I guess at that point, it'll have been a couple months, right? Yeah. Yeah, like, I think you have to go. I don't even need to question.

You're back at work. That's what I say. I'm working. He wants to go party. He does. But Bobby, I could see where his wife is like. But it's work. It's honest to God work.

I know. I'm just saying I could see where his wife is like because it's Vegas and I don't know. I can't help where I have to work. You know what I'm saying? That's what I'm saying. But you say it's so. And all the big bosses will be there and I need to get face to face time with them. I'm just saying I'm saying I need to be there.

See that. Okay. Should lunchbox go and work? or should he stay home with the baby. Amy? He has to work. It's his job. Absolutely. This is what he does for a living. He has to be there. Well, in Case Lunch's wife's listening, I think he should stay home. No. Come on.

But you know what? Two versus one. Is that really like a sore spot in the house? Yeah, yeah. She's like, you're going to leave me with a newborn all by myself? I said, listen, I went back to work. I got to bring home the cheta. I got to pay for those diapers. You know what I'm saying? So I got to be there. So you got to be there. You saying stuff like that makes it like you got to don't need to be there. It's work. Okay. Listen to the story.

I got one for you here. After being dumped by her ex-boyfriend, this girl named Britton decided to get a revenge. She faked a pregnancy. Oh, see. And then a faked of birth of a child. She did what? Yeah. It all started because she thought she might actually be pregnant.

That's when he dumped her, she says, via text message. He's like, I'm pregnant. He goes, oh, I'm out. So when she learned she wasn't pregnant, she decided not to tell him and instead had her think he was pregnant he thought she was pregnant the whole time and then after she had the baby

I do finger parentheses she introduced her friend's 10 week old baby to him as his newborn son Tyler I love it no that's not good oh no no no no yeah go to jail yeah calm down but she told him I'm pregnant he was like peace

okay but there's nothing illegal about breaking up with him but still come on dude that's it yes it's not a good thing it's not a good trade Bobby what did he like pay her any money or something No. Oh, by the way, the lie went on for nearly five years. Yeah. Oh.

Until it was uncovered when John reported his son missing to police when he didn't see him. She also soaked him for 20 grand child support. Oh. Oh, my goodness. That's not good. So that's jail, for sure. The stairs keep climbing in the story. Like, even the beginning of it, you can't be fooling with people about, I'm pregnant and you're really not.

Like, he's a goob, he shouldn't break up with her. Even if he breaks up with him still got legally take care of the baby. Right. That's not good. Which I guess he did in the end. Way to hold a grudge. So you can't just, like, show him the baby and then be like, JK, JK, JK. Even that, I don't like that.

I don't even like that. You're like, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja. The Bobby Bone Show. Some Monday morning confessions right now. You're on the air, Wyatt in Missouri. Go ahead, buddy. Yeah, I got overpaid on my paycheck by about 20 hours and didn't say anything and just kind of let it go. Hey.

20 hours. Yeah, that's pretty significant. I was going to say, I get it. If it were $20, I don't think I would go through the reprocessing part of it, but 20 hours. That changes your week, right? Yeah, it definitely does. So they're going to catch on, though, and take it back from you. You realize that, right?

Oh, yeah, eventually. What would you do, lunchbox? Oh, I would just take it and run. Their mistake, finders keepers. You always forget about finders' keepers' law. Yeah. made the mistake. It's their fault. They need to be more diligent. Wyatt, how do you feel

about this? I mean, if it happens, it happens, I mean, you know? You know, and there you have it. And you called us, you're now forgiven. Go live your life free, my friend. It's now your money. There you go. There's a confession. How about this guy? Hey,

let's go to Corey in Kentucky. Hey, Corey. Hey, what's God, buddy? You tell me, man. Well, about a week ago, I got up a little earlier before. fish interment and I rigged the fishing tournament by catching the fish about two hours before it started. Boom.

Huh. Love it. Do you win? I actually did. It was one of the biggest ones we had in concussion. I don't think that can be a thing. What do you mean? What do you mean a thing?

It's a confession. No, I know. But I mean, this one's personal. I that's fine. Nobody knows about it, except you all now. Wow, I can't believe it. So where did you put the fish when you caught it? Whenever I caught him, because I got a secondary live on my boat that the official did not know about

because they do a section of the boat to check and make sure he didn't have any. Well, I had a secret compartment that I just filled with water and drop the fish in it. What is happening right now? I can't believe this. Love it. You do like it, bones? Do I, buddy? I don't know if I like it or not.

I can't tell my heart. Your heart doesn't like it. It's kind of like non-American. Do you know how many mornings I'd wake up with my step down and we go out and just hopping fish tournaments all the time? We never won. We could have easily caught fish the night before that morning. The morning is tough. It's so dark.

But what? I just caught a bunch of fish that morning. But you said you kept him on putting in a secret compartment. That's very intentional. It wasn't the plan until I realized that I could win the tournament with the fish. Did you want some money? Yeah, it was $1,200. Oh my goodness

Yeah What do you think they would do to you If they found out Well now probably nothing But the morning of the tournament I would have been banned From all state fishing tournaments Well I think you should ban yourself

Do you think that the other fisherman would jump you Afterward if they found? I probably would not have a boat with it Oh no All right Corey Do you think they'll recognize your voice right now I don't think anybody would now What he means is nobody listens

Right right right Never mind Corey, I appreciate that call, bud. You know what? You're forgiven. You called the show. That's the rule. If you call the show, you're forgiven.

Thanks, man. I'm definitely not going to do it again. That's one of those weeks of my time. You know, and do something good for somebody with some of that money. Do something good for somebody. Not all of it. You got bills to pay. But do something good for...

I don't even know if that's fair. Bills to pay. He's forgiven, Bones. I know. I love it. I know. Hey, Corey, appreciate that call, buddy. Thanks, guys.

You have a great day. All right, see it. The Bobby Bones Show. I would love if one of you guys actually did a citizen's arrest because both lunchbox and Amy talk about it all the time It'd be amazing And that's just where, yeah, if you're a citizen, you just yell Citizens Arrest and you get to arrest someone

What'd you see yesterday at the store, Amy? Someone stole chicken from the grocery store And they ran out of the store And of course the employees, they have that, what's it called? They don't really risk management They don't really chase after someone because it could be dangerous So they just yell out

That guy's running with the chicken. He didn't pay for that chicken, but nobody's going after him. And I was standing right there. I saw him fly right by me, and I thought about it for a second. Like, I could be the person that takes this guy down because of the chicken. And I want to be y'all citizens arrest. But he had a getaway car. He got in a car, and they drove off.

And he didn't even look like he needed to be stealing chicken. What do you mean? Well, I don't know. He looked like he could afford the chicken, is what I'm saying. Oh, like his clothes were nice. Yeah. Yeah. Like I was thinking he had a getaway car and he was kind of a nice car. Maybe he stole those clothes. Maybe he stole that car.

Oh, good point. Dang, the whole thing. Like, I kind of felt like, you know, I was like, okay, then you take into account, well, if someone really needs the chicken, you feel bad for them, that they're in a position where they would have to take chicken. But I really feel like I miss an opportunity to citizens arrest because I don't think this guy needs to take the chicken, but he sold the chicken. So as he's running out of the store, can you reenact what the people in the store were you? yelling. That guy didn't pay for the chicken. He's stealing the chicken. He didn't pay for the chicken. So I wonder what the... But nobody was like, stop that guy. They were just saying he didn't pay for the chicken. And so I was like, what do they expect is going to happen? The guy goes, oh, you're right. I forgot me. Drop the chicken. Or maybe he'd be like, oh, shoot, I forgot to pay for the chicken.

I was in such a hurry. But, ah, and I just, I mean, I thought of it. out it all night. Like I missed my opportunity to be like, citizens arrest put down the chicken. You know, I love that. I wish you would. I know. You know, I used to work a Hobby Lobby and we were told if someone steal something

don't go after them and I never thought I was going to. I am the biggest wimp. And so if someone was stealing something and running out, I was running the opposite direction in the store. I had no interest in trying to be a hero. Now, Lunchbox used to work at Sam's Club, right? Absolutely. And I've chased people before even though I'm not supposed

too. There were some people, they were stealing stuff. They would stick it in, they would open the laundry detergent, stick it in the powder, and then they would steal it like that way. And they started, they walked out, and I started chasing them across the parking lot, across Burlington Coat Factory, past the Hooters up into the woods.

And my buddy Joel got stunned by wasse. Me and him were on the case and we came back. And they yelled at us for 30 minutes. That is so irresponsible. The cops showed up and they're like, do you know how danger it is to chase shoplifters? You don't know what kind of mood they're in and they're willing to do and we got reprimanded for chasing these shoplifters.

But yes, I've chased them and you're not supposed to. But look, I can't let them just steal stuff. I feel bad. Hey, I chase down those kids that stole my kids' bikes. That's mama coming out. I know. That's your stuff. The police officer told me that I should not have done that and it was dangerous.

And I was like, it's okay, Mr. Police Officer. I like to take care of the neighborhood. Well, here's the thing. By the way, what do you yell at them as you're chasing them when you're working at Sam's called? What are you yelling? I'm just yelling. So, you think you can just steal stuff from Sam's? Is that how you think you can do? You think you can steal stuff? Just kind of being nice about it, but not, you know, they were and they kept

why don't you think it was alone? We didn't steal it. I said, then why do you come back and let's talk it over? No, no, no, no. But I didn't never tackle them because I was just following them really until the cops arrived. I wouldn't, I could have tackled them, but I thought the cops would get there first, but the cops never showed up. Yeah, because they stole from laundry. Yeah. It really wasn't that big deal. But let me.

I'll tell you, one time when I worked at Walmart, this dude stole a bunch of DVDs and CDs, put him in the waste man, came running out and lost prevention. Boom! Tackled him right into a parked car, and all the CDs just fell out of the dude's waistman. That was an awesome one. So fun. All right. I'm going to play Dylan Scott, hooked. By the way, I'm putting the reward out right now.

If anyone on this show that works on this show, Amy, my co-host, Lunchbox, my co-host, Eddie even, our video producer, if you guys ever successfully, citizens arrest anyone, a hundred bucks and a day off work. That's right. We'll leave it there. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox.

Last summer, Griffin graduated from college and he was spending some time with his grandpa. Grandpa's kind of old. Has a lot of old furniture. And Grandpa wants to get rid of the furniture. So Griffin's like, we can't sell it. It's not worth anything. Then he comes up with a great idea. Starts a nonprofit organization with two of his buddies.

They go around the city of Chicago, picking up old furniture, and they donate it to families in need. Wow. Wow. From that, yeah, that's a good one. Yeah, look at that. That's it. That was Tell Me Something Good. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bowles.

Hey, hope everybody had a good weekend. Amy, you're back. Your dad's been in the hospital for a while. How's that going? Yeah, it's going good. I spent some of the weekend with him and just making sure he's doing good while he started treatment and then got to also come home and have family time with my family. So it was a good mixture of my weekend. What about you? And your show in Little Rock, speaking of family, I saw a picture you put up of you and your niece and I haven't seen her in so long. And she looks

so grown up and so cute. Yeah, I saw a lot of old friends. If you're new to the show, I'm from a small town in Arkansas. And so I played this theater, which is called the Robinson an auditorium and it's close to 3,000 people. And the crazy thing was, and I was taking a picture and it kind of reminded me of the story. I was in fifth grade and they were showing Phantom of the opera. And my entire fifth grade class was going to watch Phantom of the Opera at this theater. And I was very poor growing up and I could not afford the ticket to go watch Phantom of the Opera. So I had to act sick and miss school and I never miss school. And I really wanted to go to this play, but we couldn't afford it.

So I had to act sick. The whole class went to watch fandom of the opera. They all came back, talking about how awesome it was. And that always really bothered me. Well, smash cut to this weekend, I'm playing, I'm doing stand-up. I sold out the same theater that I never got to go to. It was just crazy. It was a full-circle thing.

And so, yeah, it's pretty emotional. And they cheered for me when I walked out there. It's crazy. I kind of wish I could have been there for that. Yeah, so it was really good. It was like super special. It had to have just meant a lot. And I even, I was even like, I thought about you afterwards,

and that's why I sent you a note to like hold on to that memory because that had to have been amazing. It was really cool, and I even let it be really cool, which sometimes I have a problem with. But Eddie, our video producer, came because we're in a band together called The Raging Idiots, and I surprised the crowd with Eddie coming out. We played a set. But the crowd was really warm and the show was fun, huh?

Oh, man. And I made the joke that I crashed Bobby's reunion, family reunion, because that's what it felt like. Yeah. These people are so proud of Bobby, and it was such a moment. It was so cool to be there, man. Thanks for asking me to be there.

Well, then we went out after the show. We went to a piano bar called Ernie Biggs. And we're like 30 people there. And everyone keeps asking who on my Instagram I was dancing with? Yeah, who was that? I don't know. There was a 40-year anniversary. It was like a high school reunion from 40 years ago.

And there were just a bunch of people there dancing. Lovin on Bobby. I'm talking loving. And she had her hands in my pockets. She had to be 55 years old. So if you look at my Instagram, which is Mr. Bobby Bones, you'll see a video. It's a quick video. I mean, I might be pregnant, Amy.

Oh, wow. Wow. Okay. It was that hardcore. But I tell you, it was fun. We had a good time. And it was just like eight of us. We went out and hung out and talked and danced.

And yeah, it was good. So, and there was no pressure. There was no girls. I'm single. I'm always like, I wonder. there's a girl here. There were no girl, so it made it easier. So, yeah, it was good. Well, I mean, you're not into the older women that were there

celebrating their 40-year high school. I think we're all married, right, Bones? Yeah, yeah. I like to have kids at some point. Okay, well, I don't know, I'm just asking because you've been into, like, Martha Stewart and Oprah and stuff. I admire how powerful those women are. I know.

Just because I admire them, does it mean I want to hook up with them. Over the weekend, it was 1,000 days without 1D, which means one direction. They haven't done anything at 1,000 days, AIM. It's like three years. Oh, wow. Yeah, you know, One Direction is a little young for me, but I have, because of that, put together the three best boy band songs of all time, according to me. Are you ready?

Ready. At number three, the Backstreet Boys, I want it that way. Love that song. I would sing that song with my college roommate. We get Napster for you kids. Look it up. Wikipedia Napster. We download all the songs for free on Napster.

We wake up and we sing this song every morning. Number three. Number two, in sync, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, baby, bye, bye. When this record came out, I was like, what is happening? This is amazing. And listen, I love boy band, so what are you going to do? Number one boy band song of all time. Amy, any guesses here?

Oh, man. You've known me for a long time. 15 years. I know I was going to Did you do the hat dance one? That's the one That was the number three

Come on Amy And lunchbox do you know it Yes What? Go ahead It's O-Town Wanted All or Nothing at all Come on

Yeah Or is it Girls for the Summer The summer At number one O-Town Nothing at all Come on

Oh Nothing There's no way There you have it, folks. The top three best boy band songs of all time, according to me. And Bobby Bonds! Yes. So my co-host, Amy, has two kids, an 11-year-old daughter, an 8-year-old son.

She adopted them about eight months ago from Haiti after five years of being in the adoption process. And together, as a show, we've got to see them grow physically, grow emotionally. They've been in school. well, it finally happened. Her 8-year-old son kind of got into a fight at school, huh? Yeah, his first fight, he got slapped. He got slapped. Wait, what happened?

I mean, I don't know. He said this other boy slapped him, and I don't know what it was over specifically. He couldn't tell me exactly why it happened, but that he got slapped. And so, obviously, I needed to know how he handled the situation because, you know, that's really important how he react to getting hit. How did he react, though? Was he sad or?

Was he mad? Well, I mean, he walked in the door straight from school, and he's like, you know, right away, couldn't wait to tell me that, you know, a boy was mean to him and slapped him. Why did the school not tell you? Yeah, good question. Not sure about that. I don't know what the teacher knows because I was like, well, did you slap the kid back? Oh, let's figure this out.

Hold on. We know Amy's son Stevenson here. Okay. So give me the options of what he may have done. Okay. He could have slapped the kid back. Okay. No. I for an eye.

Okay. He could have raised his hand and told the teacher in front of the entire class. Okay. Well, and? Or he could have told the boy, that's not nice, and walk away. Okay. Now, Amy's son is super sweet. He laughs all the time. I'm going to say that the option of the teacher is not the right option, because if that were the case, I think the teacher would have told you. And Amy's kids are in a school where there are no other English-speaking kids, right? Yeah, he's in a program where everyone's from, yeah, various countries around the world.

So I'm going to say the teacher wasn't told. I'm going to say he was probably stunned by it and he didn't hit back. I'm going to say he's going to say that wasn't nice. Lunchbox, your guess. I'm going to say he hit the kid back for sure because Amy's husband teaches his kid to be tough and says, hey, man, if someone messes with you, got to mess with him back and they'll leave you alone. So I say he hit the kid back for sure. Amy, what's the answer?

He told the boy, that's not nice. And he walked away. But you know what? That's the thing to do. Unless you're being physically threatened, walk away. Unless there's more violence coming on to you. You're at risk of being more injured. Just walk away.

He has the right instinct. He's a lover, not a fighter. Would you agree with that in? Oh, he is such a lover. And he's also tiny. Yeah. He's like eight, but looks fine. kids were so much bigger than me.

They used to beat the crap out of me. I didn't fight back. I ran. Hey, when did you have a growth spurt? Like a week ago? Maybe. Yeah. So what did you tell them as a mom?

What was the conversation you had? I just said you did the right thing. I said, if anybody ever does something to you like that, yeah, you need to just say, you know, remind them that that's not nice. You don't have to be mean back. Walking away is the best choice. I said, but if you do feel like you need to tell somebody like the T-E or another adult, then go ahead and do that.

But don't ever hit back because you don't want to start a fight. And I could tell my husband agreed with my wisdom. But there's something about a guy. I mean, lunchbox is right. Or it's like my husband definitely wanted to be like, dang, did you hit him back? That's my boy. But he knows the responsible thing to do is walk away. Yeah.

Well, you can send him to me. If your husband's tough with him, I'll teach him the Bobby Way. Run. Run. I'll give you two people. You just tell me who has more Instagram followers. Easy as one, two, three. Easy as Apple Pie.

Easy as anything else. Amy, are you ready? Lunchbox, you ready. Ready. First one's tough. Who has more Instagram followers? Kelsey Ballerini or Dirk's Bentley. Oh, that's easy.

I'll tell you this. Kelsey Ballerini has $1.3 million. No need to tell me that. Okay. I'm in for the win. Who has more Dirks or Kep? Kelsey. Amy?

Kelsey. Lunchbox? Kelsey. The answer is... Dirk's. Whoa! One point six million, you know. Who has more Instagram followers, Amy from the radio show, at Radio Amy, or Brett Eldridge's

dog, Edgar. Oh. It's tough. Okay. So Amy, my wonderful coast, or Brett Elders' awesome dog, Edgar. I'm in for the win. Amy? Okay, I'm assuming it's going to be Edgar the dog.

Lunchbox? I got beat by a cartoon character, so it has to be Edgar the dog. Well, Amy has 441,000. Yeah. Edgar the dog has 208,000. Amy is the winner. Yay! Oh, wow.

Come on. What's up? Uh. Amy beat Edgar the dog. Yes. Edgar needs to step up his social media game. Okay, next up. Who has more Instagram followers?

Tyler Hubbard from Florida Georgia Line. Yep. Or Brian Kelly from Florida Georgia Line. That's a good one, Bones. Yeah. I'm in. I'm in for the win. Tyler or BK from Florida, Georgia Line?

Amy. Tyler. Lunchbox? Have it your way. BK. The answer is Tyler. What? $603,000.

Just that simple as I'm really simple as... All right, I got a good one here. Who has more Instagram followers? Lunchbox, which you may know from this radio show. Yeah, yeah. Radio Lunchbox, hit me. Or an account called Pictures of Kanye West doing things. It just features pictures of Kanye walking on the street.

Maybe tying a shoe. Sometimes just blinking. Okay. Who has more? Lunchbox, who, by the way, has $231,000, or an account called Pictures of Kanye West doing things. I am in for the win. Amy, you in?

Yep. Amy, what's your answer? Pictures of Kanye doing things. All right. That's kind of an insult, but okay. Yeah, Amy, come on. I picked you over the dog. And lunchbox, what do you have?

I have radio lunchbox. The answer is, Pictures of Kanye West doing things. Not even Kanye's account. How, this is just random? This isn't even the real Kanye. I know. I know.

So you got to be about winning a thing. the poo last time and pictures of Kanye doing this time. How many does pictures of Kanye have? 1.1 million. Stop. Get down, girl. Go ahead. So who runs it? Is that like his PR team or is it just a random fan? Random person? Probably Mike Fade a guess. Mike D. This random person?

Yeah. Last one. Who has more Instagram followers? Me, Bobby Bones or Bob Sagitt, aka Danny Tanner from Full House. The Dead. Bobby Bones or Bob Saget.

By the way, for the record, I have 717,000 followers right now. Man, that's a tough one. Mr. Bobby Bones, an Instagram. Or Bob Sagitt. I'm in for the win. Amy? I'm Bobby. That's me.

Okay, lunchboxes? Bob Saggett. The answer is Bob Saggett. Yes. Wow. Oh, sorry. No offense. 955,000.

That's all right. Who won? Is there a winner? Yeah, Amy won. She did win? Yeah. Hey, didn't we all win? We got to be in each other's presents.

So we all won, so did Amy. There we go. There we go. Nice victory there, Amie. Thank you, thank you. Now, because of that victory, you get to promote your own Instagram account. Go ahead. Share your Instagram name and why people should follow you.

Go ahead. Oh, man. Follow at Radio Amy, and you could get a chance to see Bobby and my stories. That's true. I might be in her story sometime. That's right. Also, you can see all pictures of Amy's kids, which is why I love to follow that account at Radio Amy. Congratulations on your win, Amy.

Thank you. The Bobby Bones Show. Here's a top five list of things that make your bartender or your server to restaurant just not like you. Okay. I can't wait to hear this. Number five, flash a tip to get their attention. I do that. You do?

Oh, you're at the bar and you want their attention. You're like, you show cash. Like, hey, I'm ready to pay you right now. Come on. because they go back and forth and people get them credit cards, you show them cash, like, and you've got to make that noise, you've got crinkled on your fingers.

Yeah, I've seen him do this. He's pulling out his wallet. Let's hear it. Oh, I don't have any cash. Oh, no. You really hold money out? Oh, yeah. That's what he does.

Oh, you're good at that. Yeah, you've got to get their attention. You got to... He snaps on top of the bill. Yeah, and then it makes a noise so it gets their attention. You're like, oh, I hear cash. That's coming my way if I help him out.

Well, that's the number five thing that bartenders or servers hate. Number four, asking the bartender to, hey, make it strong. Because you're still going to get the amount of alcohol. Who doesn't ask them to make it strong? I don't say make it strong. I say, you take care of me, I'll take care of you. That's really what you say?

Yeah. Because that means, like, you know, you put some extra drink in there, I'll give you an extra big tip. Then you snap that cash out of? Yep. So I'm two for two. You are. Now, you don't do the next one, but I do. and I didn't realize it was so annoying

asking for a virgin alcoholic drink it's very hard to get measurements perfect without the alcohol I don't drink so I'm always like hey and recently you know the last couple weeks Morgan number two and I went to dinner and I was like hey can I get like a virgin and she had the hardest time of creating a drink

I was like it doesn't matter what it is maybe something like fruity and once she made me like cucumber on a stick and dipped in water yeah it was cucumber and mint and water it's terrible but yeah I didn't realize that was such a hated thing So that's number three. Number two, things are bartenders and servers hate asking for free drinks.

Even if you're like, hey, you got any two-for-one deals? Like, they don't like that, don't ask for it. I mean, everybody asks for free stuff. And number one, and I hope you don't do this lunchbox. Oh, yeah. Whistle or yell to get your bartender or waiter's attention? Yes. You do?

Absolutely. Hey, hey. Hey, over here. What about at a restaurant if you're a dinner sitting? We yell like, hey, waitress. Yeah, or they, because they usually tell their name, hey, I'm Joe, and I'll be your server tonight, you know, and just let me know if I get you.

If he's watching, Joe, Joe, can I get some, get that a beer? Joe, can I get a refill on the chips? Yeah. Amy, do you do any of that? No. Come on. Why do they tell you their name? Because they want you to yell at them whenever they're walking,

they're helping someone else. Or maybe they want you to feel like you know each other a little better. If you know Joe, you may feel like you have some sort of investment in his life, just by saying a name. Yeah. You tip him a little more. That may be it. Maybe it's not to yell his name, but I thought they always want me to yell their name. Well, you went four for five?

Four for five, not bad. I went one for five? You went none for five? None for five. Which one of those dudes do you think I did? I don't know. Make it strong. The Bobby Bones.

Here's Amy's pile of stories. So yesterday on Sunday was National Grandparents. Day and I saw this super cute story about grandparents talking about how they like to spend time with your grandkids because it helps them stay young. And these are the things that their grandkids teach them. Like how to use emojis, how to keep up on social media, what a hashtag is and how to connect to their Wi-Fi.

And then like pop culture things, like what YOLO means and how to do the floss dance. I don't know. Maybe I find this so cute because I don't have any grandparents and I kind of wish I did to like sit around and teach my grandma how to floss. And then a lot of grandparents say they rely on their grandkids for juicy family gossip. I feel like all the things that you just read are things that I've had to teach Eddie are a video producer. Dang. Yeah, I know.

Thanks, Grandpa. What else, Sam? Okay, well, according to some data collected, a lot of young people are having plastic surgery, and they're getting nipped and tucked all because of the pressures of social media and taking selfies. Are selfies still really that big of a thing? It says here that the average millennial will take over 25,000 selfies in his or her lifetime. Jeez. I have the data.

I used to take a lot of selfies and not because it was a vanity thing, but because I had nobody ever with me. And so I was just taking selfies because I wanted to get a picture of me somewhere. And I'd be like, hey, okay, I'll just do it myself. That's a lot. I don't know. It just seems like money. Who has money to spend on plastic surgery because of Instagram? I know.

A lot of money. All right, what else you have? Seems a little much. Well, I have the most regrettable types of tattoos. You want to take a guess? Well, mine is, I have a B on one butt cheek and a B on the other, so it's spelled Bob. Where's the O? Okay, Grandpa.

You got him. Go ahead. Okay, for anyone that's new to the show, Bobby's joking right now. Oh, I am? How do you know? You haven't seen my bookchecks in a long time. I mean, ever, ever. Yeah.

Yeah, when have I seen your budget? I don't know. Probably never. Okay, so here are the things that people have regretted getting tattooed on their body. For one, someone's name, it's always a little risky, a tribal pattern or a star constellation. You know, let me say this. I don't mind the star constellation. That's a real thing.

The people with these tribal patterns, they have no idea what they're putting on their body. they have no idea. They're like, well, that looks cool. I think another thing on the list was like something written and, you know, Chinese. People like to get Chinese letters and then it ends up not really meaning what they thought. Well, let me say this about tattoos and tattoos aren't cool looking. As long as it's cool to you, who cares? Really?

Yeah. You want to get a tribal band and you want to wrap it all around your arm? Whatever. As much of a goober as we think that looks like, I think it looks gooberish. But who cares what we think? Yeah, who cares. You feel good about it And you do it

Do it Nicholas Shea did it That's true He did Shout out He has like the The wrap around his bicep Like Michael Ray has his whole arm done

And I don't even know What tribe that is So is he like in the tribe I don't Amy I don't know Okay I don't know All right is that it

Yeah I'm Amy That's my pile That was Amy's pile That was Amy's pile of stories The Bobby Bones show Gonna wrap it up What do you want lunchbox.

Oh, yeah, I want to know if you got any digits last night. Phone numbers, you know, with the ladies. There was a lot of ladies on stage. You were there. Did you type them into your phone? What he's referring to is I judged Miss America last night. And, well, if I'm being honest with you, uh, no. I got no number.

No, no. That's not a thing. No, it is a thing. You can't be a judge and also be frattingizing with the women. women in the competition. But, but, but what about later? Oh, Amy's in on the butts here now, too? No, I mean, I'm saying because later, you're not, it's not frattingization because

you don't technically like work there. Yeah, but I left right after the show and flew back. Right. So there's nothing. I got no numbers. No nothing. Nothing. I got nothing going on.

I've been working on something. Something else. You know what I mean? Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah. But no, I got no numbers. I'm sorry you're disappointed I mean lunchbox. Yep.

Biggest opportunity of your life. just out the window. All right, I'm done. Amy, anything you want to say? You know, just hope everyone has a great day. There she has. Lunchbox? Yeah, I think you messed up

and everybody's going to tell you online how disappointed they are and we're going to see. I'm just disappointed in you. That's the wrap of the show today. We'll see you tomorrow. Thanks to Ethan Hawk. That's a good one today.

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