The Bobby Bones Show - Amy’s Son Gets Hurt At School + Dustin Christensen/Dean Summerwind Stops By To Talk About His Song “Parked Out By The Lake” + Zac Brown’s New Band Sir Rosevelt Stops By

Episode Date: February 13, 2018

Amy’s son got hurt at school, Dustin Christensen/Dean Summerwind stops by the studio to talk about his song 'Parked Out By The Lake' and Zac Brown’s new band Sir Rosevelt stops by the studio Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Welcome to Tuesday's show. I think today should be good because as far as I know, Dean Summerwind should be coming by to play this morning. And you wonder who's Dean Summerwind? Well, he's the guy that has, you know, parked out here by the lake, 80 miles from Santa Fe. You know that song? Yes.

So we started playing it weeks ago. It is now a viral sensation. And I do believe that he'll be coming by to perform live this morning. So here you go. And I'm parked out by the lake. That'd be fun. I was reading a story about an argument over a hot dog led to a woman's arrest. In Ohio, there was an unnamed 29-year-old woman.

She was arrested for menacing, whatever that is, at the True North Shell Station. Police responded to a call that an employee was being threatened by a customer, and she was also taking pictures of the employee. Why the threats? Because the employee wasn't able to confirm or deny if hot dogs had pork in them. Because are these real pork or not? And she couldn't answer it. But who would be able to answer that working at a gas station? Right.

I don't know what the hot dogs have in them. Yeah. Look at the package. And menacing is a threat. So just anything that's a threat. She's threatening. She had to be on something, right? No, for sure.

Right. Come on. If you're menacing at a gas station, something's not right, right? Recognizing people, doing cool things. It's ICU. A veteran was honored in Virginia as part of Anytime Fitness'

Member Appreciation Day. Listen to this, Amy, I like this. The Fitness Center surprised David Fields, 76 years old. He has Parkinson's disease, and the workers there said he comes in almost every day. Very nice as a member and obviously a veteran.

And to show their appreciation, they dedicated a treadmill to him in his honor with the plaque. And it's on the treadmill. It's a treadmill he always uses. Oh, that's cool. So they wanted to honor him for always coming in and being awesome. That's one way to do it. So he gets to go on the David Fields treadmill and do his exercise. Pretty cool.

That's pretty cool. So anytime fitness, I see you. The Bobby Bone Show. Big Three Stories. It's producer Raymond, Vanessa Trump, wife of Donald Trump. Trump Jr. was taken to the hospital after opening an envelope with a white substance. Luckily, she is okay and officials are investigating. In Detroit, there was a 14-hour standoff.

Three people were killed. Three officers have non-life-threatening injuries from the situation. Police said they were able to end the standoff with the help of robots. And finally, your Olympic medal count, Norway, still in the lead with nine. The USA has six total medals. If you had to pick a celebrity, and they automatically become your best friend. Oh. Well, go around the room.

Which celebrity would you be best friends with? I'll go first. You guys are thinking about it. I'm going with Keanu Reeves. Why? Yeah, why? He just seems cool. And I was reading the story about his life.

He's super charitable. But he's been through so much tragedy. Oh, I had no idea. You should read his life story. At one point in his life, not to bring the room down, but his girlfriend got pregnant, and then something happened with the baby, then she had a car wreck and was going.

Whoa. The whole thing. Oh. But he's been able to take situations like that. His sister got cancer, and he has this whole organization now to donating to kids with cancer. Oh, that's awesome.

He's been through a lot, and he came out the other side, and he's super charitable and giving. Wow. I was reading this whole story about him last night. Okay, so you just were Googling him. It's not like you're reading his book? No, I don't think he has a book.

No. I did love Bill and Ted, though. That was a great movie. And I love the John Wick movies, one and two. I picked Keanu Reeves. Who would you be friends with Amy? Reese Witherspoon. Still.

Yeah. She's around here some. I know. I keep trying to run to her. I mean, casually. Why Reese Witherspoon? I just always thought she was cool and wanted to be friends with her and hang out. She just seemed so sweet, and I could learn a lot from her, feel like.

Southern hospitality. Yeah. Hang out with the kids. Lunchbox? Easy. Johnny Mansell. What? Still? Man, he partying like a rock star traveling the world. Of all the celebrities, you want to hang out with Johnny Manzo? Yeah. He seems like he's having a good old time.

Oh, I just registered. That's the football player. I thought he was a real world challenge person. Might as well be. At this point. He's barely a celebrity. I saw he's burning through millions like. Exactly. He's burning through millions. How awesome. That excites. Right? No, not yet.

So how is he going to, he's going to run out of money? Eventually, if he's living the same lifestyle and doesn't do something to supplement his income. Right. I read it's going to take him six years to burn through his money. Okay. I read the same story. Eddie, what celebrity? Oh, mine would be Bill Murray.

I think he, I don't know much about him, but he seems like he's so much fun. And you always hear those stories of like somebody who's at a sandwich shop or whatever, and he comes up and takes a bite of their sandwich and says, no one will ever believe you. That's awesome. He just shows up at weddings. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's my kind of dude. Totally peculiar.

It is. You should start doing that. See what happens. Yeah, I'll get punched. Hey, Raymond, real quick. Who's your celebrity best friend? DiCaprio. I love that. Yacht parties travel the world

all over the place. Yeah, supermodels. All day. Supermodels or no? No, just basically travel. Oh, God. Supermodels. He knows.

This is a bodybon show. Bobby bones. Time for your positivity. We go around the room and share a good news story with you. and it's called Tell me something good So Jamal Cole got online and said

Hey Anybody want to volunteer to come out and help shovel snow On the south side of Chicago? A lot of elderly people there And he just posted up, holds a sign And 120 people showed up With their shovels And they went to all the addresses

Again, over 50 addresses where senior citizens lived Whose mumps And they shoveled And it's not his first time to do this either He does it every time that it becomes a big issue with snow people. Isn't they cool? So thoughtful, yeah. Amy, what do you have? Well, this mom

named Kirsten, she gave birth to her son, Aiden, and Aiden was born on her birthday and her mom's birthday. Wow. So we're talking triple birthdays. A triple birthday. Right, and the odds for three generations being born

on the same day, one and 48 million. Wow. She just landed a triple birthday. And from From what I understand, there's no inducing going on to make this fun thing happen. No way. No way. What?

No. Stop ruining my happy moment. No, that's great. She still has to have the baby around that time. You're telling me, in three generations, they haven't even eaten a hot pepper. At the lowest. I mean, maybe she did. So hot pepper, power walking, whatever else you're supposed to do to make the baby come out.

But I don't think that the doctors gave her any medicine to make this happen. That's remarkable. Thank you. Lunchbox you're up. Bruce, the dog in Georgia, was. At the back door, just go, roo, roo, saying, let me out, let me out. So his owner's like, what is going on? Let's him out the backyard.

And the dog just runs straight to a pond and leads his owner to a lady that was in the pond, didn't know how to swim. The owner was able to pull the lady to safety and call 911, all because Bruce wouldn't give up going, roo, roo, let me out. Shout out Bruce. Yeah, that dog stuff's crazy. I know. They just know. Sometimes, yes, they do. I know.

My dog wouldn't know. I just compare. And have a great dog. He hasn't been in this situation to know. Yeah. I'm not putting him in that situation, though. You're right. But I don't think he would.

Our producer, Eddie, has a 10-year-old son, and he wanted to go see Peter Rabbit. Yeah, he did. And I was sick. Like, I was recovering from surgery. So I was like, I don't really think I should go. But he talked me into it, and we went. And it's a cartoon. Yeah, it's British cartoon.

So a little British humor in it. James Corden plays Peter Rabbit. So here's Eddie Jr., reviewing Peter. Rabbit. So we saw Peter Rabbit the movie. What did you think about it? It was awesome. All right. Tell me what it's about. It was about Peter Rabbit who lives in the country with his family and he tries to steal vegetables from Mr. McGregor's garden and he doesn't like it. And all of a sudden he gets a heart attack and the New McGregor moves in. The new McGregor is related somehow to the old McGregor, right? But he still doesn't want to let the rabbits eat out of his garden. Yes. So what did you think about it being a British movie?

I thought it was cool because you got to see London and everyone talked to British like this. Yeah, they talked like that. What was the overall feeling of the movie? Was it funny? Like, was it happy? It was really funny because there was forest animal humor and there was love, which was weird.

You're always interested in how long the movie is. How long was this movie? One hour and 40 minutes. Out of five carrots, how many do you give it? Get it carrots? Because Peter Rabbit? Yeah, I give it five carrots. Five carrots.

So go see it. it. Yeah, go see it. Wow, he loves all movies. He doesn't, there isn't a movie that he really hates, like, not really. So, did you notice this scene where they were throwing the blackberries? Yeah, and I'm going to be honest with it, it was a little weird because they kill two humans. Like the rabbits kill humans?

The rabbits kill one human and then they try to kill another one. So it gets a little weird in that area. No one laughed in those parts, by the way. There's a scene we were talking about in yesterday's show where the rabbits throw blackberries at a human that's allergic to them. They know he's allergic to blackberries, so they're trying to get in his mouth, so he chokes and dies. Because he owns the garden that they're trying to get food from. That's crazy, right?

So that's the weird part. We're all watching it. Like, hey, hey, kind of funny, but no one's laughing. And they think it's funny. Like, they obviously, no, no, the people who made the movie, they obviously are trying to make it funny, but we're not laughing. Did your son think was funny? No, no one laugh. I'm telling you, no one laughing at the theater at that part.

Did you think about boycott in the movie after? No. Not at all. Did you like it? It was, it was cute. It was definitely, like a, like, a movie. a nice, soft, a good-hearted movie, but it wasn't great or not. No. No. What's still the leader in the clubhouse for kids movies for you?

For me, Coco, still. Really? Oh, yeah, that one hit home because a little Hispanic boy. And what's number two? Number two is probably, I still like the Lego movies. All the Lego movies. What's your favorite kid movie? Right now, trolls, yeah.

You see that one? Yeah, that's a good one. Yeah. All right. Thank you for all your kid movie. Yeah, anytime. Lobby Bones show. Bonehead.

Norrie up the day. This story comes us. From Rhode Island. A 36-year-old man had to be rescued by firefighter after he dropped his iPhone in the toilet. Oh, wait. Wow. He'd stick his hand in there? Because you have the decision.

Do you let it go or do you go in after it? Oh, I go in after it. Unless I've, if it's his water, I'm going in. If it's not, if there's been added. Yes. You're not. I'm probably not going in. Really?

I don't think so. What do you do? Well, he stuck his arm in and got it stuck, and so he was stuck in the toilet. So it went down the hole. Oh, wow. Yeah. Okay. He's a small phone, I think.

I just don't think that's that embarrassing. If you get your arm stuck in the toilet chasing an iPhone, that's not like a burglar going down the chimney. Oh, yeah, those are always great. I mean, that's still, but I think that could happen to any of us, especially Amy. I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead story of the day.

On the Bobby Bones show now. Sir Roosevelt. Hey, guys. Man, look at this. All three of you guys. I only know Zach. I don't know the other two guys yet. So, you are.

Nico Nico Let me see your hands Nico Do you have tattoos all over your hands I do yeah That's how they

They say when Nico comes in He's one with tattoos all over his hands All right And then you So you're Ben Yep I'm Ben

Yeah What can all this come together Everybody's just wondering What this is Sir Roosevelt Zach what is this What is this really Have heard about it

Yeah So we started experimenting With electronic sounds And I didn't know That Ben's history Was in programming and at the time Ben was just working at the studio

and me and Nico been writing together for 10 years or 11 years and so after we made Jekyll and Hyde literally I think I split into two that's what split into two projects

because ZBBB has got its core thing and it's more about what the guys can do together on the stage, what they can do on their instruments but the three of us it's more about

what can we pull out of the box and what can we make a sound that has a little more freedom to it, that has rhythmic-based stuff so it can go all over the world, you know, that has more pop elements to it. And I'm not abandoning anything with ZB, but I write a lot more music than what I can put out with ZB. And there's a lot of those listeners that we want to cross over, but there's a lot of listeners that we want to gain as well because we want to create the type of music that we

like to listen to, which is everything. So that's how it was born I need to see this thing I don't even know what to see right now I'm trying to picture it What kind of venues are gonna play though Like how many tickets you sell What's this thing here

Do you play Zach Brown songs? No None so you're out No there'll be no Zach Brown songs Got it well they are I mean we write all these that we're singing Sorry ZBB songs There'll be no Zach Brown band songs

Different band but Zbbb Played Sir Roosevelt songs See now you've already messed me up So what's Sir Roosevelt's songs, does E.B. So we do Sunday Finest? Yeah, I have that one here. Let me hear a little bit.

It's track one, by the way, on the record. It is. Yeah, I'll listen to this. I know what's that. So we made this one and for my own with Farrell. And getting to collaborate with him and getting to collaborate with all these people that we listen and love their music. It's just, you know, refreshing to not have to explain to someone like, well, this isn't like other stuff that you made before. It's like, you don't have to make that explanation. Like this is a, we don't have to apologize for exploring, you know, with, with this project.

And that's what's exciting about it. Let me hear some of this. This is for my own right here. We are born just to give for us all. You got to save some for your own. Listen to that right there. Listen to that. So you know, you know people's phones don't have one kind of music in it.

Nobody does. It's a battle I fight every day. I'm glad you guys have joined my side. I appreciate that. Look at this, Sir Roosevelt in here and there. suits and their good music. On the Bobby Bones show now. Sir Roosevelt.

So, So Roosevelt is Zach Brown, Nico and Ben, three guys, everybody's all dressed up this morning. Whenever you guys put out Beautiful Drug, were you guys involved in that at all? Oh, yeah, we created it. Totally. It's a similar type feel, so when I start to play and listen to this stuff,

it kind of feels like Beautiful Drug a bit. And they were pushing back on Beautiful Drug. They were like, Beautiful Drug. And then it goes and it crushes the chart, you know, in the end. So when you make beautiful drug, you go, hmm, can this be played on country radio? Was that ever a concern for you guys?

I feel like it was like a couple years before it's time because I feel like the elements that are in that now. It's like if you don't have elements like that in the songs now, you can't even really compete with what's on the air. So it's like, you're going to house a little bit before it's time, but that genesis of making beautiful drug and creating it is what brought this group together and what made me realize that we want to do a lot more of that.

We want to make people dance and try to lose their mind. and give them something when they come away going, wow, that was cool. I can't wait to see what you guys are up to. I want to see the live show. You still don't answer. Like, what kind of venues are you aiming to play? Clubs? Man, we'll play from clubs to, you know.

When are you going out? We'll be out this year. You know, we're working on some of the big. You're killing me, Zach. Some of the big festivals. But, you know, we want to make sure that we're at the right looks. We're not just going to be pushing around to any old thing. So we'll have some pop-up things.

you might not expect. But we're going to be, you know, playing some big festivals this year. Headed to Japan the end of March to... Oh, well, Bobby, there you go. Yeah, come out. Go to Japan. So I'm excited to give birth to this in other countries and to have a way of translation. So Robert Baker, which is one of my favorite songs on there, it makes no sense whatsoever, but it works. And with the dancers, that's like one of my favorite songs we do live. And we're translating the voiceover in that. to Japanese, so we'll be able to actually take a song in Japanese over there.

What? Look at this. That's amazing. Just try to infiltrate and start the crank up the business over there. I'm in love with their culture. I've been in love with my whole life and excited to go and start planting these seeds, man, and get to go out and just make people dance and have fun and lose their mind and just get to be free. And then excited to come back and rock stadiums with ZVB.

It's like, it's a perfect storm. You guys putting your own money into this? Absolutely. Okay, yeah, man. I was wondering. You guys have nice suits right now. I go, who's paid for those? How much that suit costs?

Come on, be honest with me there. $3. I'll pay good. All right, sir, Roosevelt. Good to see you guys. I see you, man. Nice to meet you guys. And hope everybody checks out the record.

It came out right before Christmas, right? I'm not crazy. Yep, like 15th. Cool. We'll see you guys soon. Out in a Japanese festival. I'll be that guy up front. I know them.

I know them. Dancing and losing your mind. Amy has two kids, 10 and 7, and your son is 7. What happened? Yeah, he was at school and they have to take stairs to get to their classroom up and down wherever they go places. And I guess he decided he wanted to make the walk a little more interesting. So he jumps the stairs. And this is the landing and tumbles down. Like I don't even know why he decided to jump the stairs midway or whatever. but it was a report had to get filed by it was a substitute teacher by the way. Oh. So then she comes out and explains me. She has this handwritten note to me explaining everything that happened and she's so sorry because yes, there was a huge knot on his head.

And then they had to monitor him the rest of the day his eyes and just make sure everything was good. He seems fine. Concussion protocol. Yeah. That's what they were doing. I mean, because he did tumble the rest of the way down the stairs. and luckily he falls a lot. He has two scars on his forehead

from falling at the orphanage where they just didn't get stitches properly. So I don't know how those are going to heal up, but that boy knows how to take a tumble. And then he's like, hey guys, I'm fine. And I'm like, no, this is not on your head. And then I rub his head a lot like, oh, hey, Betty, how are you? And now lately, anytime my touch has said,

Mom, oh, Mom, oh. Oh, it hurts. It hurts. And then, of course, now his sister knows right where the spot is. And she's like, broop, prop, prop. Maybe in a way he's taking that from you because you fall all the time. That is so true. Yeah.

It sees mom. I know. He's going to have to start walking, going to school with his helmet on his little Spider-Man bicycle helmet. Can you imagine him? I don't do that. I had to wear a patch as a kid and I got beat up for wearing a patch. I can't imagine having to wear a helmet.

He's already so little compared to everybody. When I go to school pickup and everyone's in line and they all hold a rope and they're all lined up, I can't see him. I'm like, where is everybody? Oh, is he not here today? And then I look down and I'm like, oh, there he is. Is it a bit of that from malnutrition at the orphanage? I don't know.

Because he is very small. I don't know. He's so small. Like even to seven and eight-year-old girls that he's next to. Because he'll be eight this year. I remember when I was eight. I seemed so much bigger than that. I can't believe it.

He can dance, though. Yeah, he can. I'll watch your Insta story. I'll laugh out loud at him dancing, man. He dances all day long. Vicki and Kentucky. Good morning. Good morning.

Thank you for calling. What's going on? Not much. Just listening to the show every day. Well, I appreciate that. What can we answer for you? Well, I was wondering. Amy was talking about she had to get a babysitter for Valentine's Day, and I haven't

heard her mention her nanny. That's a good question. Totally great question. So our nanny got married on Saturday night, and so she's on her honeymoon this week. So that's why we had to find an actual, like a sitter that we bring in, because normally we kind of have someone on standby, but honeymoon time. So we found someone that can watch the kids. Oh.

That's a good question, though, Vicki. I think a lot of people were wondering that. Yeah. Yeah, I hadn't heard of mention it for a while, so I was just wondering. Yeah, no, doing great. Everything's good. Thankfully, I mean, I don't think we could survive without any. And I never thought I'd be that person as an annie, but being working in two kids and school, like all the things.

And my husband's travel schedule. It's just pretty awesome. Because you both work. And he's gone a lot. Yes. And to find someone. I'm a grandmother now and I feel like a nanny. So I know how much you appreciate it.

Yeah. What's your rate? Amy's looking. She needs to. Well, if we don't have our parents here, I mean, I think this would be an ideal thing for a grandma or something. Like, I know my mom would have loved to have done it. But, man. Well, I'm not a granny for others.

I'm a nanny for my own grandkids. That's what I mean. Hey, Vicki, I appreciate you. Thank you. Thank you, Bobby. Bye. Here's your never going to get it. One of five married women say literal nightmares

before their wedding about this. Amy. Oh, that the groom doesn't show up. Oh, wow. Wow, wow, wow. Yeah, yeah. Is that a thing? Did you have that nightmare?

No, but I guess I'm not one in five. That's sad. Eddie? Oh, dress gets ruined. Come on. Dress gets ruined. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, that's not it.

No, no, that's not it. Let's go over to Bethany in Florida. Bethany, good morning. Good morning. What do you think this is? I think it's that no one shows up for the wedding. Dang, you guys are some dark people. It's sad.

No, that's not it. Thank you, though. All right. Have a great morning. I know. Hey, Allison, Ohio. Last one. Their hair falls out.

Hmm. No. That's not it either. I'm sorry about that. Appreciate you. They wake up with breaking out on their face. It's just picking out the right. dress. Oh, so close.

Wait, but it's already done. You have your dress. Yeah, but is it the right one, though? Don't roll your eyes. You just guess no one was coming to the wedding. No, I said the groom did come. That's even worse. That's even worse. So sad. You can still get married if no one comes. 23 minutes away from a live performance of

Parked Out by the Lake. And you probably heard this song on our show a hundred times. 80 miles from Santa Fe It's the leg that's part 80 miles from Santa Fe It's the best sounding joke song I've ever heard So he's coming in

He's actually a real artist named Dustin Christensen Who's pursuing his own music career And he put that song out as a joke Never to be released And the next thing you know Some people pass it around It gets sent to me

We played on the air And then all of a sudden And I'm parked out by the lane He's gonna come in to play 22 minutes. Anybody watch the Olympics last night? I watched some. Did you see the Chloe Kim win the gold?

Oh yeah, that girl's good. 17 years old and woo-hoo! I never know what's happening because I watch this half pipe. And I watch some of Sean White too. And is it half pipe or half pike? Half pipe. So it's a pipe.

Yeah, pipe. So I'm watching it. And they're jumping in the air and they're doing all these turns. And I'm going, man, that's good. I think. And then I wait for the announcer to tell me. And then I go, okay, that's how I feel.

and then I wait for the judges to judge, and then according to how the announcers told me to feel, my reaction comes. Okay. So I'm totally confused by the whole thing, but she ends up winning gold. 17 years old. Pretty awesome.

That's awesome. And she was tweeting after her first run and before her last run. She's like, I'm hungry. I should have had that sandwich. That's funny. Yeah, so that was pretty funny. So, good, USA, that's what I say. I watch this, and it's like Dancing with the Stars.

or any ice skating. He's don't get it. I never spent enough time around it to be able to know exactly what's happening. So that was cool. And I watched a bit of that. I guess I watched it mostly online. Did Sean White win?

He just did his first run. Oh, but he was leading. Yeah. He had like a 98. And I think that's out of 100, but sometimes... We don't know. Sometimes ice skating.

They go, well, she got a 4.76. And I'm like, wow, out of 5. No, no, out of 4.78. I mean, that's the worst scoring I've ever heard. And you scored that. I know last night, too, the Bachelor was on because Lunchbox was tweeting about it. Your wife was late from work. Yes.

She's never late on Bachelor night, so she must have been real busy doing something because we had to wait for like 45 minutes to start the Bachelor. But it was awesome. So you pause it and wait for her? Just wait for her. That's consider it. I love that y'all have that together. It's cute. They love reality shows.

We absolutely love reality TV and we watch it all the time. but it's the worst season of The Bachelor ever. It is? It is so boring. The dude has no personality. The girls have no personality. But it's still enjoyable because the girls kind of fight and then he has a creepy makeout. Like when he makes out.

Ari? Yeah, he makes a lot of weird noises. Here's Jacqueline who was emotional after the breakup. This girl goes to his room, breaks up with him, but they make out five times in the span of three minutes why she breaks up with him. Oh, wow. That's not going to break up. Not bad. Yeah.

I don't even know if I'm making the right decision. I just said goodbye to Ari. And I love him. He is so unbelievably lovable. Hi, Ari. And most other girls don't care. They're like, bye. No, they started ugly crying when she's leaving.

What? Exactly. What's happening? They don't understand the rules. That's their boyfriend. They're drinking a lot. What would you do if you saw someone, crying in their car.

Just crying. Would you go up to the car? No. This happened to edit yesterday, our producer. What happened? Yeah, coming out of the movie theater, in the parking lot, the car parked next to us, there was a guy just like, ugly girl crying by himself. Why's it got to be a girl?

Yeah. Well, no, it's an expression. Look it up. Ugly girl crying. And so, and I was like, oh, my gosh. I told my family and my wife was like, go, go see if he's okay. I'm like, get out of here. Go see if he's okay.

No. Let him cry it out, right? That was my thing. She's like, you don't know if he needs someone at this moment. I was like, come on. He probably just saw a really sad movie and he's just letting it all out, right? If I were crying in a car, I wouldn't want some random person coming. Hey, man.

You good? You good? Exactly. I've been there, dude. I've been there where I've been in my car. And the last thing I want is some rando coming up to me being, are you all right? I guess if I needed something, I would get out of the car and go, hey, I need something. Yeah, like first person you see.

You're like cry for help. Yeah. Hey, can I get some help? Another thing with me, too, is I had my whole family with me. So I was like, I'm not going to put that. What if, like, he's not thinking straight and he's just like, I'm going to take it out on you. And like, whatever and put my whole family in danger. That's quite the leak.

My mind was going everywhere. He's doing nothing about crying in his car and now he's assaulting you in your mind. Dude, he was, I mean, a not poor guy. I'm sure he was going through a lot. But, man, his cry was like, it must have been a really, really sad movie. What do you think it was? I mean, movie theater. I mean, obviously, I think the first thing.

came to mine and was like, oh, he saw a sad movie. Probably that 1590 to Paris or whatever. 15, 17. That one. Yeah. There's the story yesterday we talked about the couple who saved all their money and bought the boat. And the boat sank two days later.

So the couple whose dream boat sank has now raised enough money on GoFundMe to buy another boat. Here's the thing, too. They're young. I thought they were retired. I thought they put everything away and retired and bought the boat. They're 24 and 26. Oh, I was picturing old people too.

Me too. So their story went viral. They set up a go-fund me. Their boat was $5,000. They raised $14,000. So they can buy basically three boats now. Wow. Really?

Wow. I think people can give money wherever they want. I don't have a problem with it. I just know, I'm not giving money to people who can't drive a boat to buy another boat. Right. You know? It's like if your kid wrecked your car, you don't go out of a nicer car. And then I don't, now I don't feel like yesterday.

I was like, oh, they say. sold everything. They're retiring. They want to be on this boat. No, these 24 year old sold everything, which was probably whatever they had. Yeah, whatever they had. Yeah, they're 24. And bought a boat. Okay, never mind. So now they have $14,000 and climbing. Unbelievable. But I blame people like us for talking about the story. Oh, yeah. We put the word out there. Who's still giving

to that? Who cares? They don't care. I know. People get to some weird causes. I know. You can't judge people on what they do with their money. It's true. As long as it's not hurting someone. It's true. Coming up, Amy's 30 Second Skinny. Do you have anything good today? Yeah. Oh, good. Okay, that's all we need to know. I don't even need to know what it is. Bobby Bonesh. Here we go. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. Keith Urban has added a second opening act to his 58-date graffiti U tour. He announced some dates last month and revealed Kelsey Ballerini would be out with him.

And now he's added another female artist on board, Lindsay L. Yeah, they're two different. They're not both opening. It's two different legs of the tour. Gotcha. And Graffiti U Tour kicks off June 15th in St. Louis. So I thought this was funny because just, I don't know, Jerry Seinfeld walking down the street in Beverly Hills with his daughter and his daughter, who's 17, is like, Dad, there's Justin Bieber. They're Justin Bieber. So they stop traffic and make their way over and he does a little meet and greet with Justin Bieber and the daughter and him. They all get to, like, hang out and talk. What does that mean stop traffic? Because you can't just go stop traffic. I don't know. It says here. Jerry Seinfeld stopped traffic in Beverly Hills to meet Justin Bieber.

Maybe he stopped his car because you can't just hop out on the road and stop traffic to meet somebody. I think Jerry was on foot and Justin was in a car. And so they stopped at least him and they had a little conversation. Everyone got to meet. And, oh, speaking of Jerry Seinfeld, you see he's being sued for his comedians and cars with coffee or whatever. I watch that show.

It's over to Netflix now and that's part of the reason it's being sued. Do you know how much he gets for episode on Netflix for that? $750,000 an episode on Netflix to have coffee in cars. No, no, no, no, he definitely drink it in a car. He gets a celebrity, mostly in the comedy world and they just talk shop and then they have coffee

and they're only like 12 minute episodes. Is it pretty... Again. It's all about the advertising you can sell or what Netflix will pay for it. I think the only one I've seen, I think he did it one with Elaine. Elaine, you mean?

From Seinfeld. But Julie drives us. Yeah. Who, by the way, is worth like a billion dollars. Crazy. Because her family's super rich and she's made a bunch of money. It's crazy. So she's worth a billion dollars.

Sometimes you can compare me to her. I'm like, thanks. In which regard? The billion dollars? Wow. I have not known your word of it. Maybe you can buy us a new studio. No.

Because, man. Some people compare us as friends characters or Seinfeld and Bobby's Jerry and I'm Elaine. But it's mostly when I'm dancing. Okay, fair. Yeah. Because she can dance really good. No, no, no, she can't. No, no, she can't dance really good.

Okay. Well, one day maybe you and me can have coffee in a car and get paid. Okay. Like that. We do every morning right here. I'm Amy. That's your 30 seconds. Show.

This is going to be interesting. He's not in yet. We can bring him in if he's coming down the hallway. His real name is Dustin Christensen. Yeah, I see him. He's making his way. His fake name is Dean Summerwind, and he has... Hey, there he is.

What up, buddy? How's it going? Good. We're on the air. by the way. Oh. That's how we roll right here. Hello, air.

Hello. How are you, man? Great, you? Man, you look much friendlier in person. Really? Yeah, you look like a friendly guy. Did I not sound friendly? No, you sounded friendly, but your black and white picture looks very stoic. Oh.

I was like, man, this guy's trouble. Yeah, totally. Good morning. That's the look. Good morning. When did you get to town? Last night. Yeah?

Yeah. Flew in from where? Salt Lake City. And that's home for you. Yeah. This whole part by the lake, parked out by the lake, is it kind of just swept you up. Like, what is happening? I really have no idea what's happening, to be honest with you.

It's been a little wild, especially since I never intended for anybody to ever even hear the song. It's been wild that it's just getting thousands and thousands and thousands of views and stuff. You know, the weird part, too, is I guess we had you on almost two weeks ago at this point. And I felt like you were super reluctant then on the phone with us to even embrace and talk about it. Have you somewhat accepted this thing now? I mean, I think I'd always probably accepted it. I think I was just kind of in shock of like, what is going on here? Like, you know, I, like I said before, I didn't think anybody would even get it.

It was always just a fun thing we did in the studio, just a one-take ad lib vocal. And it was just funny to laugh at in the studio. I didn't think anybody would even find it funny after, you know. I'm going to introduce you as Dean now. Here we go. On the Bobby Bone Show now. Dean Summerwind Dean Summerwind

is here everybody This is the alter ego Amazing So Dean Yeah Let me get in character Hold on Yeah

Okay I'm in I gotta tell you Dean This is how it happened For me A couple weeks ago I'm sitting here It's 5 o'clock in the morning And I think

Jake Owen was either in Florida Or still awake And he texts me He goes hey Some songwriter buddies And I've been passing around this song And your song

wasn't up yet on iTunes or Spotify or on it already. It was nowhere. And so I said, hey, let me, and I do it to my producer, I said, throw this in, this is hilarious. And so we played her for our listeners and people just started tweeting like crazy.

We got you on the phone and then here we are two weeks later. Here we are. I'm the biggest Dean Summerwin fan. I love Dean Summerwin. Thank you. I've never thought Dean would make it on the Bobby Bone show

before Dustin did, but he did. He did. He definitely did. Take whatever you go. Yeah, I'll take it. So Dean Summerwind is. here. He's about to play a smash-it, parked out by the lake. And so what's the inspiration for the song down in your heart, Dean? Well, there is really no inspiration for it. I had this line, I had this line

I'm still parked out by the lake 80 miles from Santa Fe, and I had this title Vank in Motel Heart, and I got with my buddy Paul Jacobson, and I was like, hey, I don't know what this song's about, and this first line doesn't really make any sense. It just sings real well. And I said, first of all, I got to figure out if there even is a lake 80 miles from Santa Fe. And so we did that. And then we wrote this song. But there was no real personal inspiration behind it. It was just random.

But we'll see if I can remember the lyrics. Somebody put on my Instagram. They were like, hey, good luck remembering the lyrics. And I said, you know what? I think probably everybody else knows the lyrics to this song more than I do because the last time I sung it was in the vocal booth when I was writing. Do you haven't performed this yet? No.

Oh, this exclusive. From my favorite new artist in country music, Dean Summerwin. So I'll ask you this then real quick. You're here today to play the song. Is this it for Dean? Is this a... I don't know. You know what?

People ask me that. I mean, if I do a song and it feels like it's something that people would like, I would put it out. I think the thing for me about the Dean Summerwin stuff is just on the fly. You are Dean Semmelin. Yeah, like I don't think I could, I don't think... You're Dean right now. I mean, yeah. Yeah, but I'm like Caram alone.

I talk in the third person. but I don't think I could like sit down and write the lyrics they just have to just whatever comes out Are you surprised at the artists who've now started to make references? I saw Cole Swindale Cheryl Crow was listening to our show

She tweeted it that day You have a lot of fans Dean Oh man Future Hall of Famer right Maybe All right here we go Dean Summerwind With his hit parked out by the lake

Hey guys so because of licensing roles We can't play anything with music on this iHeartRadio channel or podcast anymore but you can't go to bobbybones.com to see it we hate that we had to take it down. It wasn't our decision but I just wanted to keep you up and we wanted to keep up as much as possible. So go to bobbybones.com to watch or hear whatever you're missing right now and thank you for listening to the show

and sorry about all the legal stuff. How good is that right there? I'm emotionally moved my ears are dancing. Man, Dean Summerwind parked out by the lake. That makes me smile so much. How about that? Download that, stream that. Now, what I want to do now is switch it up. I want to bring in another guest.

On the Bobby Bones show now. Dustin Christensen. The actual man, Dustin Christensen's here. Hold on, let me snap out of character. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. I'm ready. Which, by the way, your record's really good.

Thank you, man. Because I reached out to you and I said, hey, who cares what I think? But I want people to find your real music. I thought I said to you. I said, yeah. And I was like, Dean Summerwin, all my audience was like, Like, why can't I find any more Dean Summerwin music? And I just felt like if you put it under Dustin Christensen

that people would find your record, which is amazing, by the way. Oh, thank you, man. So why didn't you do that? Well, it was a big debate. It wasn't that I was like ashamed to put it under my name or anything, but it was just like a conversation back and forth, branding-wise and stuff. If, you know, if this. And ultimately, after talking with a bunch of people,

it was like, okay, well, I'll just do it as Dean Summerwind, and I'll just, I'll register Dean Summerwind. and all that stuff. And if you go to deansomberon.com, it just goes to me. Somebody, a lot of people were telling me, like, it was kind of fun for them to search and figure out who Dean Summerwin was. It's not fun. I want to know the music.

Yeah, I know. It's kind of a mix. It's like a flip of a coin. So I don't know what was the right decision, but it's made. And so hopefully. What I've learned in my years of being a creative is there are no right or wrong decisions. Yeah. You just go and then you go.

Right. So Dustin Christensen is in, who I'm a huge fan of now. been listening to that record, which, by the way, when Dustin Lynch put out his new record, my favorite song on the record was this one right here, Love Me or Leave Me Alone.

The Dustin Lynch putt. You wrote that. Yes. And it's on your record. Yeah, I wrote that with Chris Gelbuta, yeah. And on your record, you're not singing it with anybody else. No.

It's you. It was written as a straight-ahead song. No, yeah, I don't know. I just, I don't know why I didn't put any harmony on that song. I think we just did it. Even a duet? Yeah. I think Dustin Lynch and Karen did an amazing job.

Love me or leave me. Come on. This guy. Can you play that one? Will you play that? Yeah. Okay, so tell us about your record real quick. So everyone can go and check out the real record.

So I selfishly made this record for me. I just, I wanted to make this record that was, just was kind of Americana sounding with some synth pads underneath it. And I had made this patch that said sad songs, mixed one on it, just as a joke. because everybody, I just love sad songs so much. I'm like a happy person, but I love sad songs. So is Bobby. I love that.

And so they were like, is that a record? And I was like, no. And they were like, that should be a record. And so when I did this, these two EPs, I was just, I just called them sad songs mix as one and two. And, yeah. I mean, it was selfishly just a record for me that I hope people would find. And they will now. They will.

Yeah. It's good. Dustin Christensen's here. He was already Dean's Summerwind. He played parked out by the lake. But now, let's do some serious business. Dustin Christensen, going to sing, love me or leave me alone. You ready?

Here we go. I've been holding this end from the very first kiss. And I've been losing my mind trying to keep up like this. But we both know that there comes a time. And I hate to sound ho's your wrong kind But love me or leave me along Or just let me go Because I felt this fight for so long

So baby love me Love me Love me or leave me If we're just playing along We're just playing high I don't want you to wrong Better somebody is Because there's magic between you and I

And I hate this inpatient My mind Or leave me Oh just let me go This fight for so long So baby love me Love me There's both know that there comes a time

And I'm laying my heart on this five-four-so So, baby, love me, love me, love me, or leave me Just love me, love me, love me, love me, or leave me About that right there, Dustin Christensen Man, I hate that it took so long for me to know your music. Oh, no. Well, I don't know how else you would have known it. I thank God for Parked Out by the L. There's so much music out there. Yeah, really. But really, I do feel like I failed a bit because you're really good. Your record's really good.

And I had no idea. And I pride myself on listening to everything. Yeah, but I mean, there's hundreds of thousands of things out there. Except yours. I've heard them all. Hey, come back. Come back again. I would love to. I would love to. I would love to. And Park Time Rite Likes is going to do its thing. But like, you're the real deal, man.

Thank you, man. And I think that's going to get people to that. Yeah. I hope so. A to B. Yeah, that's the goal. Sell lots of shirts. There you go.

It makes money so you can create, so you can still create art. Yes. Yeah, well, I'm going in the studio in a couple months, you know, here with Frank O'Dell in a month or two and can I make a mess and see what happens. No. All right. We'll get on that. I'm the guy to see.

I'm the guy to see. All right. Dustin Christensen, good to see you, buddy. Yeah, you too, man. Thank you. I, talk for my new friend, Dr. Christianson. There he is.

Amy, how was your day yesterday? It was really good. Normal family kid day. Yeah. Is it normal though still? The kids instilled a couple months here. Well, then being in school is, it seems normal and it goes by really, really fast of like my alone time after work or my time to get stuff done that I need to do. And the next thing you know, I'm like, oh, I got to go pick the kids up. That's why I was wondering maybe sometimes you want to do school pick up. Because I know your, but your days are busy. What about your day? Well, I went to an eye appointment right out of it. Oh, you know what? Let me tell you about my day here.

Well, yesterday I finished the show, and I went to an eye appointment. And so I had to do all the tests. And it turns out my vision's gotten worse. Oh. Dang, bees. You're getting older. I know. What?

So I had to order up new prescriptions for a couple of my glasses. Because I buy glasses like a lot. Buy shoes. Those are my things that I buy too many pair of. Yeah. So I do that. I go from my eye appointment. Then I went to the dentist.

and they had to take this temporary out and put the real one back in because they couldn't match the color. Oh. So they do that, get from the dentist. And I leave the dentist and I go on a boxing yesterday. Yeah. Got some good fight time in.

I'm still fasting, though. So my body is kind of weakened. Oh, yeah. Didn't have all the energy you needed? I felt pretty good about that. So I boxed yesterday. I had three conference calls. Then Steve Mokler came over to the house last.

night and we recorded a bobby cast for next week. And then I watched the final episode of Season 1 of the Americans. Oh man, it's good. And then I read a book and then I worked for about an hour and a half putting the show together. Oh my gosh. I'm confused. When did you nap?

When did you have fun? There was no time. There's no time for fun. No, no. That was my day yesterday. You're going to hear today's day. Dude, that is crazy. Let's hear today.

He's like, and then I read a book. And then I did the other than that. No. A stream. Stop face. Then I watched The Bachelor. I didn't. I put the Olympics on just in time to watch a little bit.

Just I would know what was going on. But yeah. Dang. I played five rounds of skipbow with my daughter. Yeah, but that's a thing. I wish that had that. Yeah, but we're not even playing the real skipbow rules. Like, it's a game she made up and she cheats.

I have to call her out every time. If you're listening right now, this is the time when she listens. I know you're cheating. Oh. I know you're talking to a daughter right now. Go ahead. Yeah, because they're in the car right now. And let me tell you, when you play a card game, you got to play by the rules.

And mom's not going to play if you keep cheating. You didn't tell her that in person? No, I did. I got up at one point. And I said, okay, we're not going to play anymore. And she is good. and she was beating me. So maybe I was being a sore loser,

but sometimes I would see her cheat and she would think I didn't know she's cheating. We don't cheat. There we go. We don't cheat. She'd pick up like three cards at a time. You're just to pick up one. And then she would find the one of the three she needed.

Can I give you a piece of advice? Oh, my goodness. Just dump the table over on her and walk into your room. Ooh. Yeah. Get your bones on. Bobby Ponds show.

So sometimes we go check in with our digital producer, Morgan number two with this segment. What do 24-year-old care about with Morgan number two. Whatever. So there's a place in Queens, New York, where they're now selling deep fried Oreo pizza.

It's like the ultimate sweet and salty mashup. I mean, you act like that doesn't sound good. I'm like trying to picture it. So imagine this though. You know when we go to like C Cs? Oh, yeah. As a kid and at the end they would have that dessert pizza. I love dessert pizza.

Yes. So this is just awesome version of that. Yeah. Deep. Is a deep dish, you said? It's deep fried. So, like, the Oreos are deep fried and then put on a cheese pizza and add some powdered sugar on top. Oh, wow.

Wow. How do we feel about that? Yes or no, Amy. I mean, I take a bite. Yeah, I'm into it. I don't know if I would actually eat it because I'm fasting right now. Right. Not right now.

Let's say you're not fast. Yeah, yeah. Oh, I'd have to try it. Lunchbox? Oh, I'd take a couple slices. Eddie? Delicious. I'd buy the whole thing.

So all of us are at. Oh, yeah. Okay, there we go. And that's what 24-year-olds care about. What do 24-year-olds care about? With Morgan. Number two. Whatever.

Oh, and Bobby Bones Show. You know, yesterday we were talking about there was a girl and she was working at a restaurant. This church group orders a big to-go order. Like a $700 order. They get it. They don't tip her. She puts it on Facebook. They fire her for posting someone's non-tip on Facebook.

It was just a whole discussion. They should have fired her because I can't go to a restaurant and worry if someone's going to put my bad tip or good tip on the internet. You just can't do that as a server. And then we debated should you tip to go. Now, I always tip to go, but there are no rules regarding to go. I tip to go and I worked as a server. So I've been on both sides of it. Right.

Had to go and I'm given to go. You're not serving when you're at to go. You're giving. You're probably putting it together and you're not serving. So the same rules don't apply as if I'd have to go and check waters and, hey, what do you want? You want your salad? You're soup. Oops, dinner, refill.

It's just not the same. So the church went back yesterday and tipped her, which is great. I think if you can tip, you should always tip as much as you can because somebody's bills are counting on that. But she's not working there anymore still. Oh, wow. But that backfired. They made it up to it. Well, no.

Well, she won't get the tip. No, no. Yeah, she'll get the tip. Oh, really? Yeah. The church got to her. Oh, okay. Okay, that makes sense.

Outback has not contacted her sense of termination. The church is working with her because she's. She posts it on Facebook. They can find her. But you can't be posting receipts of other people on Facebook. You can't be shaming people because they didn't tip you when there aren't rules anyway. And if there are rules, the restaurant needs to have that rule. Anything over a certain amount this tip is built in.

I'm talking to you as a former server and as someone who likes to be served. Because I will tip the crap out of you. But there's no rule on when I'm picking up food. My rule is I'd rather you not spit on my food the next time, so I'm going to tip you this time. But also there's the famous person slash church rule where if you're famous, like a Drew Brees, you got a tip pretty good or you know someone's going to say something or post it. Or if you're a church, Jesus, man. You got to remember Jesus. You're the rep. You have to give.

So all that happened. I still agree they should have fired her. I would hire her if I were somewhere else, though. I wouldn't hold that against her. The church did a good thing by coming back. but there's still... Everybody learned a lot. Including our listeners.

They all want to yell at me like you don't even know what it... Yes, I do! You're server in now. I like getting served. I didn't know, Daryl. So I wanted to bring on the guys from Locash.

I think Preston's on. Hey, Preston. Hey, man, can you hear us? Yeah, I can hear you guys. And so I was just saying that as much as I listened to Daryl as a kid, I didn't know him, but I know you guys

had a relationship with him. Yeah, Derry and for a long time of hunting buddy, we'd hunt together and stuff. And it's a devastating loss for country music alone. I really think he had one of the best country music voices in the business. I mean, he was like our new George Jones. He sounds a lot like George Jones. He was his idol, and we talked about George for, you know,

we were just in Vegas doing a show, and we were talking about George Jones and just cracking up. And, man, he is probably the truest country, you know, guy I've ever met, man. He's so humble. He's very kind. He's always been kind of us, and it's a devastating loss for country music. So I wanted to get the guys from low cash on because they had a relationship with Daryl. And to all of our listeners, I think you described him pretty well there.

But, you know, what was he like to hang out with on the road? Man, he was so much fun. He'd always keep you laughing. You know, Daryl's a prankster, and we had to borrow his bus one time. And so I made some calls to borrow his bus, and I went through his man. manager. And then we got out on the road and like a day into the trip, Daryl called and acted like he didn't know the bus was gone and he needed his bus. And it just turned into this funny fiasco. But that was Daryl, man. I mean, always up to something and trying to make you laugh.

And, you know, anytime we were in the same town, like Chris said, when we were in Las Vegas performing for a national finals rodeo, if we were in the same town at the same time, he would always show up and jump on stage with us or we would go. and, you know, jump on stage with him during his talk show. And it was just a great brotherhood, you know, just a good dude. Well, I appreciate you sharing that with us. And I'm going to play some Daryl right now. The guys from Locash talking about Daryl Sincletary, thank you guys for waking up and sharing that with us.

Absolutely, Bobby. All right, Chris Preston. Thanks for Daryl, too. All right, see you guys later. I'm going to play this one because when I think about Deryl Singletary, this is the song I remember on the radio the most. So I'm going to play too much fun. He's 46 years old.

Rest and peace, man. Too much fun. What's that mean? It's like too much class. Being too lucky or hard to hear what they say I've done. I ain't never had too much fun. I'll play you a song from the very beginning. All you have to do is sing the first line whenever the song stops.

Okay, I'm really good at this. So don't miss it because if you do, you're eliminated. Amy's up first. All you have to do is keep singing. These songs are so famous. You're probably sing them in your car like crazy. Oh, yeah, it's easy. Ready, Amy?

Ready. Here we go. Oh. Neon moon from Brooks and Dunn. When the sun goes down on my side of town. Nailed it. Nice work, Amy. Yep, thank you.

Lunchbox. Oh, yeah. Chris Jansen, buy me a boat. Easy. I wish I had a rich uncle. I ain't rich. She weren't even close. So I got rich.

This doesn't work that way, one word. Eddie, come on close. You ready? Let's go. Let's go back in time a little bit. Oh, boy. Now's the wrong one. Oh, I don't.

You want that one I said? No, no, no, go with the new one. Ake and break you heart. Oh, I like this one. Aiky break your heart. Here we go. You can tell my mom. That's all I need, right?

You can tell my mom moved to Arkansas's a later line. No, stop it. Stop it. You can tell the world. Oh. It's weird. It's my girl. You can burn my clothes

When I'm gone Yeah, sorry I mean that was like 20 years ago Wow wow wow okay Amy you know what You won the first round There she has Thank you

There she goes again I mean I have enough for another round Yeah let's go let's go Yeah yeah bring it Amy you're up Before he cheats from Carrie Underwood Oh my goodness Gotta get like the first five work

Right now you're probably slow dancing. Right now he's probably slow dancing I can't give it to you You said you're it's he's I don't know That was so close

Wow Wow I know Lunchbox I'm ready Kelsey ballerini Dibbs I'm calling you

I know I know everybody wants That ain't no secret The And I'm going New D. Let's be honest. That was the hardest one of the day. Eddie, come on, come on. For the win.

And because I gave it to you earlier, Sam Hunt House Party. You see you get the first line. This is hard. We're on the couch. Giving up my mood. You're on the couch. Blowing on my phone. You're on the couch.

Again, again. Not worth. One more. It's a lightning round. Amy, you're the only winner. so I'll give you this one for bonus. Okay. Ready?

Ready. Oh. Don't miss this or you're off the show. Oh. I'm going to kick up. I don't want to play anymore. No, no. Hold on.

You got it, Amy. You got this. Looking back on the memories of... Looking back... Wait, wait. Oh, the memory of... Oh, it's in memories. The singular.

Looking back on... No, got the first... No. first time. Winner! On the show! The first five words. She goes one, two, three, four, I got it.

Wow, the pressure. That was awesome. Oh, wow. Kendrick Lamar is denying now that he was going to cut all cell phones from his concert, meaning you couldn't take a cell phone out and shoot. Record it? You do realize that's where it's going, right? It is?

Yeah. What are you guys supposed to hold up when they say light up the rooms? Oh, good point. If there's no lighters, no cell phone. You just bring a mini flashlight. Well, Elon Musk is selling those blow torches. Okay, so those are going to be allowed. But follow me here.

Why can't you film a movie? Why can't you film a movie? Why can't you film a movie? The light in the theater. No, because it's pirating. Well, right. And why is pirating against, they don't want you putting out a movie, part of a movie,

and spoiling it. Right. Because they want other people to consume it. Imagine that concerts are productions now where they don't want you to see the ending of it. It's a whole production. If Kendrick Lamar is doing a concert, and he's denying this is a thing now,

but it was yesterday. It was like Kendrick's banning cell phones. And he's out going, no, no, no, no, no. We're still figuring this out. But imagine you put all this money and you make a production, and there's an ending to it. And so you don't want the ending spoiled.

It makes sense. I can understand, especially as an artist, to not have that spoiled. It's why comedians don't allow because they don't want their end of their jokes being out because it destroys the experience. If you know how the joke ends, if you know how the movie ends, if you know how the end of a concert happens and you've built this production,

obviously you don't want it on the internet. And if it's out there, it may keep other people from coming. Remember that one time I was at some super secret cold play thing and they played a song and they said, do not record or have any devices out? Yeah, but that was just because the music wasn't released yet. Man, I felt so bad after. You convinced me that cell phones shouldn't be a lot of concerts. No, no, I don't think all concerts, but I'm saying we're going the way of the concerts

are big productions. I get it now. Yeah. I mean, yeah. I'm with you, Lunchbox. I was like, that's such a dumb rule. And then Bobby does the speech

and I'm like, I'm with you. Yeah, ban those cell phones. Leave it home at the concert. I'm with you. But if you create, no, I don't leave them at home either. But if you created this whole production and there's an ending to it,

you don't want that ending out. I know. Meaning if it's a play, if it's a movie, if it's a concert. And so just because we're conditioned to have our cell phones out, it doesn't mean it's right.

I'm totally for cell phones and record all you want. But if there's a beginning, a middle, and an end, you shouldn't be putting it out there. So it's like a comedian. There's why. So like respect it. Yeah. And I'm debating doing that at my stand-up shows this year, having people not record jokes.

So do you take their phones away? No, I don't do that. I just trust them. Okay. I went to Chris Rock, and they put the phones in a pouch with one of those ink tags. Yeah, that's dangerous. I wouldn't do that because I can't afford that. All those bags.

But it's, again, you don't want your jokes out there. Yeah. Because it spoils it for anybody else that sees it it and maybe they don't want to come to a show. I would just worry as a parent that like, you know, like the babysitter calls or something on my phone. You can keep your phone in your pocket. But if anybody pulls it out, it's when they trouble.

It's when they pull you for a concert. Yeah, you got to go to the lobby. I like it. You get kicked out of the stand-up show. Lobby. That's what they said when I was at Chris Rock. They said, if you're going to go, you got to go outside or in the lobby. Oh, wow.

They didn't put your phones in bags? Well, they did. They said if you're going to take it out of the bag, you can go out in the lobby and do it. But if not, Wow. It's just a concert where they're singing songs, record away. Who cares?

If there's an ending that you can spoil, you can't, though. That's where it's going. Also, movie theaters will not exist in 10 years. TVs won't exist. Don't get me started on the whole thing. I was watching the news this morning where they've raised the prices at Disney again. I went to Disney by myself, right? It was so expensive.

I had never been as a kid, and I'd always wanted to go. then I saw in full house they went. It's when the beach boys. It was a whole thing. Yeah, the whole thing. So I was like, I want to go Disney. So I guess last year, the year before that, I went to Disney. Yeah.

It was down there anyway. And I go and I just remember going, I'll take the bracelet. And even for one, it was so expensive. I just can't see how a family of four can go to Disney without saving all year. And even then going, ooh, we got to watch what we're doing. Yeah. How much is it? Give me an idea.

No idea. I don't even remember. Yeah. But I remember that to get into one, it was like $100 just to get in to one of the parks and there are many parks. Wow. Anyway, they raised prices up again today, I saw. I know I just saw the headline that the price was raised. I don't, I don't know what the ticket price is, but.

And did you know that if it's a busy day, they raise them even more when you're at the gate? No, they don't. They have peak hours prices. They do? Yeah. I feel like Mr. Disney would like that. Walt would probably love it. Yeah.

Is Walt gone? He's frozen. He's left us. He's not frozen. They've confirmed he's not frozen. Oh, that is frozen. Or do they just confirm it to mess with us? By the way, I went to the bathroom just now.

Can I say we need to stop this casino thing? What are you talking about? Eddie and Raymond have taken our bathroom, our public. Oh, you haven't seen it, Amy. No, but I know about it. Okay, you walk in there in the sink from Eddie and our producer Raymond. They've covered it in mouthwash. All the free stuff that we get sent up here.

Mouthwash. They leave it for people. It looks like a Vegas. Yeah, spray deodorant. And then there's a cup where you can put a tip in. So they're taking all this free stuff and they're putting it all in the sink and then they're wanting tips. Yeah, I brought some hair gel from home so that's not entirely free. But I just thought it would be a good fun starter for us, but no one's tipping at all.

People are using it. There's a dollar in there. I put the dollar in, but last week. To start something. That's funny. Yeah, there's a tip jar in the bathroom now. But I got the idea because my wife said that the ladies' restroom here is like filled with lotion and perfume and stuff.

Probably because they can have nice things. We can't. Anything we put in the bathroom, we just pee on. It doesn't matter where it is. So true. We just pee on it. We're so gross. A urinal, a sit-down stall, a sink, a hand soap.

We just pee on. Now I see Ray camping out in there to be in like handing napkins to people or paper towels and spraying guys down. During the break. Trying to get a tip. Chloe Kim took the gold last night. And this is her 17 years old. Hopefully two 1080s. Let's see the second, Chloe.

So at 1080, that's 360, and then 360. And then 360. Carry the one. Is that three? Because six times three times three is 18. That's three 360s. Is that three three sixs? Is that all the way around three times?

Let me get the calculator. Hold on. So 1080s. I don't know. That's hard. I'm so confused. What's 360 times three? Yeah, 1080.

Thank you. That's three times 360. Yeah, I, I don't know. And then she did a shoulder dip. 720 where she flipped over, or 520. What time is it? I don't think it's a 520. And did you see how high she was getting?

She did a 22. Like when she comes off that half pipe, she's up there in the trees. Yeah, I imagine, I don't know much about it, but I imagine you have to get really high to do all those turns. You have to have that space. Oh, for sure. Yeah. Because it's 360 and 360. That's three. 1080.

She did three turns. Yeah. Twice in a world. And then won the goal for America, 17 years old. And it's awesome. My theory is that maybe you're pregnant. You want to know why? Sure.

You were talking about how you were craving some food from when you were good? Yes. What was it food? Oh, macaroni and cheese, but with ketchup in it. Ew. I know. I used to put ketchup on everything when I was a kid. And it just sounded so good.

So I did homemade mac and cheese because it wasn't as vegan cheese. I made it out of sweet potatoes and carrots and onions. It was actually really, really good. But it tasted like cheese and I did these shells and made out a chickpeat. It was a healthy version of mac and cheese. Let's just put it that way. And I mix ketchup in. Woo!

But do you think a bit? It was nostalgic. You're craving something weird. I don't know. I haven't had that in so long. Why? Something's been triggered hormonally. Maybe because now we have more ketchup in the house because my kids like ketchup.

I used to not really have in the house before they came around because I do love it. And I feel like I eat more when I have it. And then it's got sugar in it. so I just really don't have it around. So you made macaroni and cheese, but you put ketchup on it? Yeah. Counterproductive. So is there any chance that that's the deal?

I can tell you, well, at the 0% chance because since my mac and cheese, which I couldn't figure out why I was craving it either, girl time has come. So my theory has been proved wrong. It's been debunked. But when you thought the same thing you heard of talking about that? Yeah, cravings for sure. I think that weird? I know.

But it felt so comforting. Maybe I was just searching for comfort. You know what I'm eating now? I thought you're fasting. No, I'm so confused. No, it's intermittent fasting. Yes, and Amy has given me a lesson on it. Interminton.

We're such a weirdo group because Amy and I are over here basically eating three-leaf clovers, not four, but three-leaf clovers. Yeah, you'll eat the four. Yeah, yeah. And lunchbox and Eddie just eat anything in front of their face. Anything. So, yeah, when I go to, I guess I finish eating at 5 p.m. I don't eat until five hours after I wake up, which was 8.30 this morning. Oh, I got it.

So it's 15 and a half hours. So you're in the clear. So I have this meal. then I have another small one. My portion size can't be bigger than my hand. And I have four small meals. And then I wait. Oh, I didn't know about the bigger than your hand thing.

But that makes sense now that I've been seeing the portion sizes. And it's for a reason. I just can't say what the reason is until next week. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So what is that? So you only four handfuls of food all day. Just for four days. Yes.

That is insane. Where did you learn this? Someone is telling you wrong. No, actually. I think it's going to be good for him. My point is that Amy and I live a different lifestyle than lunchbox. Great point. I'm down to 155.

I'm down like 13 pounds from normal way. I shouldn't be. I'm up to 175. Oh, so that's worth going then. Yeah, see the polar opposites. That picture of me on Instagram this morning with Dean Summerwind after he played parked out by the lake. Yeah. I mean, I look a little too skinny in the face.

I'm going to be honest with you. I look a little. Well, did you just shave? Yeah. Okay. That sometimes will. But I shave all. all the time. Hey, hold on. Whoa. I said something about your face being skinny the other day,

and it was a little bad, but now you can say it about yourself. Isn't that how it works? Yeah, people can say anything about themselves. Yeah, but when you attack me. It was not going to attack. I was like, Amy, what's in the skinny? She goes, your face is too skinny, ugly boy. I was like, whoa. That is not what I said. Zero percent listeners, he lies. He's not ugly boy. He's shoe boy. Yeah. Yeah, I ordered shoes last night. This is, it's crazy. I have to get off getting addicted. That worldwide web. As long as you're wearing your shoes, you're fine. Yeah, Eddie was telling me it's okay.

I don't have any kids. And I don't live any sort of extravagant lifestyle at all. The only thing I spend money on is shoes and glasses, really. This is true. I mean, so spend the way. Yeah, but even then I do wear them. Eddie says if I keep them in a box, then that's when I... That's when you have a problem.

Like, if you're just ordering them and they just pile up in your closet... That's not happening. Okay. You're good. You know, I have a bunch of shoes and I'm donating. Follow me here. And tell me if... Oh, am I too big of my...

Bridges or not. I have three scenarios I like to present all of you guys. Tell me if I'm getting too big for my bridges. Because I don't want to be, but at times I can be so secluded that I get out of touch. Okay. I have two pair of shoes that NBA players have given me. It's autographed. Oh, cool. And I think it's really cool. I have a LeBron pair and a Kevin Durant pair. Dang. Autographed. I'll take them. No, no, I'm not giving those away. But what I'm saying is I'm about to donate a bunch of shoes. I thought it would be funny to get on Insta Stories and sign these shoes and send them to listeners. Is that? No. I think it's a good. good idea. Yeah. Yeah, that sounds awesome. I don't know. Is it arrogant to go? I'm giving away. I'll mail you my

shoe. It's kind of funny. Oh, wait. You're going to mail your shoes or? My shoes. Oh, I thought you were going to give way to Kevin and the aunt ones. No, no, no, no. I was going to, I'm donating my shoes anyway. I think that's funny. That he signs his own shoes and gives them away. And that's running to mail them to listeners. Yeah, there's listeners that I'm not too big one. No, no, no. Okay, so that I'm not too big. No, no, no. I'm not too. I'm not too. We make a business out of this. I don't want to sell. I want to give because I'm giving them anyway.

And I like shoes or a jersey that they wore in a game or a hat. That's cool to me. So like these would be on display? And I don't care. I got a question. Would you send one right shoe and one left shoe to separate people that way more people get... Wait, no, they're going to wear them.

No, they're not going to wear them. I wear a size 18 shoes. That's what I just said. Are they going to be on display? Yeah. Tell all your friends. Why is that funny? So, okay, that's one. So I'm not too big. No, you're good. Check. Okay. I've got three of these because I've been wondering.

Two, sometimes I have to come up here in the afternoon at work and there's nowhere to park. There's nowhere to park and they say we need you up here at work to cut something. Am I too big for my bridge to say I'd like a parking spot? Because wait, let me finish. At some businesses they have assigned parking spots for people. How come I can't say I'd like a parking spot? I just, because then you would be too big for your britches. No, when you're the biggest person in the building, Stop.

Status-wise, you can ask for a parking spot. You're the most important person in this building to the company, so they will gladly get you a parking spot. I like what I'm hearing. I like what I'm hearing. Everybody is important. Everybody's important. I'm not saying everybody's equal.

No, nobody's not equal. That's not communist. Everybody doesn't have the same. Yeah, it's not equal, but everybody's important. I didn't say everybody wasn't important. He is just the most important. I don't know that that's true. He brings the most business to this company in this entire building.

So you want something. something blocked off for you 24 hours a day. Absolutely. I just want my own parking spot. Or like an alarm that goes off. Bobby's coming. Move a car. No, that's too big. My bridges, to put an alarm.

Yeah, that's too much. Well, I mean, you might as well. Is it crazy to want your own parking spot, though? No. Here, yes. Eddie? Yeah, too big for your britches. Yeah.

It's like CEO of the company, Employee of the Month kind of thing. I'm CEO of this company of the Bobgo and show. Okay, that happens to reside here. Yeah, but we are like a one. show out of the many in this building. We're not, though. We're the only national syndicated show. That is true. And it's a different

company in the rest of the show. Huh. No, Eddie, don't let him sway you. It's too big. I mean, now I'm thinking about it. Okay. Y'all go ahead. Where's the parking spot? Is it right by the door? Is it the one he wants every day that he, if you even... It's in the middle of the parking lot. If you get close to it, it's like, excuse me, he's in my spot. But it's not a special spot. It's my spot that I'm in every day and I don't like change. Right. But I'm too big

for my bridge to there. Too big for the bridges. Okay. I will not be asking. for a parking spot. Okay, good. I'll send an email out to National Hall. That's why I go to the panel here. One final one. And you guys know this because I've started implementing this rule over the past

month. When people, an artist and guests come in, I don't touch them. I don't get up and hug anybody. I don't touch anybody. It's just because I don't want to do all the fake hugs to people I don't even know. It's not about the artists. It's about their teams. I'm not going to hug somebody from a record that I never met before.

I think hugs should be valued. We shouldn't just toss them out like their gum drops. So, and also I don't want the flu. So I don't touch anybody when they come in. I sit on my chair and say, hey, it's really great to see you. Have a seat. Is that too big for my britches? It's a tough one.

Everybody's thinking right now. It's tough. I mean, because I don't want to come off as. Because it's just you. Yeah, and I know the reason. Yeah. Go ahead. I don't know that it's too big for your britches, but it's part of your, you have a thing with

the germs and the flu. That one is so valid. Like, you're over the top about it. I will, even if someone says, I might have the flu, I might still give them a hug, you know? Just whatever. And then your hug thing, that's one of your weirdo things too. Even with us, I would hug you every day if we could.

Like, I would walk in and hug, hey, but you use that example, which is nice that you value hugs. And you're like, if you hug all the time, then what does a hug mean? Right. It's just another salute to you, sir. I don't want it to be a salute. I want it to mean something. So that's just you being you. I don't think it's you being too big for your britches.

Lunchbox? I don't think it's being too big for your bridges at all. These people bring 50 people in here. That's being too big for your bridges. That's true. Sometimes there's no need to have 50 people in here. It's true. Bringing them in and bringing all these germs.

I'm going to do like the breakfast club and just kick everybody out except the artist. Is that what they do? For the most part, yeah. The artist comes out. Not a bad idea. Sits out and watches. Oh, I like when, I mean, it's sometimes they need, like, it's fun when they interact with their people or they don't know dates or they're like, hey, can I say that? No, that's why I don't want them in here.

Exactly. Oh. So they can just say whatever they feel. Yeah, in their hearts. They can be not a robot. Their people are nice. Whatever. You don't know them.

You don't know them. You don't know them. You don't know them. You don't know them. Yeah, you're right. I guess I don't know them. Too big of my britches, Eddie. I don't like touching anybody when they come in.

No, listen, Bones. You're entitled to your personal space. That's your thing. It's weird. Yes. But that's your thing. You're perfectly fit it right into your britches. There is a line you used recently.

We don't even have to say who. I've been L-O-Ling about it for like a day. Was it an artist that came in or a record person? I just been thinking about it. I don't want to give away details. What was the line? What was the line? It's just so great.

Go ahead. Say what is it? Was it the flu? Okay. So, I guess. Just say Franklin Roosevelt walks in the room. No, no, no. No, it's not so Roosevelt.

They run this morning. Okay. I didn't think about that. Franklin. Abraham Lincoln. Okay. No. Abraham Lincoln.

Okay. Go ahead. Abe Lincoln is here. And Abe Lincoln's people. are like, hey, Bobby, you want a picture? Can we get a picture with you and Abe Lincoln? No, that's not what, that's not what Abe Lincoln people said. Abe Lincoln said, do you want to get a picture?

Okay, okay, okay. Do you want to get a picture? And what did Bobby say? He said. What did he say? I'm just laughing about it. He said, no, no, no, no, we're good. We got one from above.

Like we have a drone or some aerial camera that took a shot of like all of us in the studio just sitting in our chairs. So we're good. We're good. He goes, we got one from above. You said that. It wasn't even like, oh, you know, I had Eddie shaking shots, but we have one from above. Like we have these cameras that are just taking a group shot of everybody as we sit here. Listen, let me say, this artist.

Oh, man. Abe Lincoln. Abe Lincoln. I didn't, first of all I was like, what? If they would have said we'd like for take a picture, we'd like to have one for sure. But did I want one?

No, I didn't. No, I'm good. I got one. And I don't want to touch anybody. Because as soon as I walk out from behind my table, everybody wants to hug and touch hands. And the next thing you know I got the pig flu. Thank you, Amy. No, no, I'm good. I got it from above.

Here's Amy's pile of stories. So this is just something cool that I saw that I wanted to share a report order in Seattle got his station to buy up $1 million worth of viewers' outstanding medical debt this month. And they forgave it all. So their viewers, what they're going to do is about 1,000 people are getting letters in the mail that are in their viewing area saying, you don't owe any money, any medical bills. We took care of it.

Yeah, they bought the debt. And they probably didn't have to buy a full price. They didn't. They were actually able to get the debt down to $12,000. But it was a $1 million worth of debt. Which, by the way, if you have medical debt, you can normally get that down. So just keep calling and calling. Yeah, what's the deal?

How can, I always wonder, there should be some, maybe I have to end up developing it. Like, I need for schools to make public what kids owe for their lunches. And maybe that's just something I have to go chase down and figure out the system for that and develop it into an app because I can do that. And let the schools know, here's a platform so you can share with the people what kids are not able to pay. I was a free lunch kid. And then I was a kid who couldn't afford his lunch at both. So I had to have financial assistance all through school.

I know people like me and I have some extra income. I'll be happy to pay for kids' school lunches. They can't afford it. So maybe that's just something I have to figure out. But that's important to me. But I think that's really cool what they did there too. I know. A lot of those viewers are going to be very happy.

So people that might not be happy today are the people that are getting dumped because it's pre-valentine's Day Breakup Day. Oh, yeah. Just kind of dodging that bullet. Because they don't want to like pay for stuff? Yeah, February 13th is a really popular day to be like, I think we need to take a break. Or I've got the flu. That's terrible.

I know. So, because they don't want to deal with Valentine's Day the next day, the flowers, the chocolate, the dinner, and they just finally get the nerve to call it quits. So Instagram is going to make it harder to kind of creep on people. So if you're one of those people that ever takes a screenshot, of someone's page or profile or post or anything that they have going on, they're testing out a new feature that would tell people someone screenshoting your stuff.

So the next time you do it, if you're part of this test loop, you could get a message from Instagram that says, next time you take a screenshot or screen recording, the person who posted the story will be able to see it. Oh, you get a warning. Love it. Yeah, they've got to warn you because that just seems sort of wrong. Well, Snapchat, you can't take anybody's.

I actually like Snapchat better now. I know Morgan number two or 24-year-old hates it. I like it better because I just look at more things than it ever would have. And I think that was the purpose of it. That's how my sister keeps up with what my daughter and her friends and everything they're posting. And she just watches their Snapchats. And it's really cool. My sister's, I keep telling her I want to see what my niece is up to.

She goes, follow her on Snapchat. It's amazing. Yeah. What else? So 24-year-olds, maybe, but 16-year-olds are into it. Meal etiquette in case you're going out tomorrow night. First of all, you need to wait until everyone at the table has their food to start eating. Everyone.

Is it like a five-person Valentine? What are you doing here? Everyone. It's just some sort of polygamy type of Valentine? Yeah. What happened to one-on-one? Me and my six wives are here for our reservation. No.

Okay, okay. Okay, if you're on a date, at least wait until your date has their food, too, or maybe you are at her some group dinner. You need to put a napkin right when you sit down. You take the napkin immediately and put it in your lap, even if there's no food. That's etiquette. Put in your lap.

Chew with your mouth closed. Shouldn't need to tell you that. And then anytime you have to get up to, to leave the table to do whatever, you always push your chair in. And then when you can pull it back, sit down, push in the chair. I'm pretty good at all of that. I guess I worked and waited tables at a really nice restaurant

where I'd wear a tuxedo to work all the time. It was impossible to keep it clean, too. Sometimes I just didn't. And I learned all this stuff, along where the forks, small forks out. I learned all of that work in there. That's good stuff to know. I was at a dinner with all those different forks situation a couple weeks ago.

And I had to wait until someone grab. I didn't know which fork to grab. for a particular thing and I waited to see what everybody else was doing and I was like okay it's the third fork from the lip

was that your fancy dinner with kicks Brooks yeah he was there yeah but I did little things start trickling out about this dinner

over the weeks I did wait to see I was like okay yes this fork thank you maybe that's your pile the weird part was whenever I was

seeding people as I would take the nap can I put in their lap but you had to drop it from higher with the dude you didn't want to get too close

and put the like reach down that's weird by zingling You know what's saying? Yes, I know. You're looking at me confused. I understand what you're saying. Yeah.

Well, because now I'm just picturing you, like, taking the napkin and be like, yo, dude. By his head. I just let it float down. All right, buddy. All right, lean back. And then to the ladies, Bobby's like, don't mind if a dude. No, that's not true either.

Oh. No. Okay, never mind. But just dudes would be weird about it. They'd be like, excuse me? All right. Thank you, Amy. That's what you get for that joke.

That was Amy's pile of stories. Yeah. This show. Matt and D.C., what up, buddy? Hey, how's it going? It's out right. How are you doing? Doing well.

Just sitting in some traffic driving to work right now. I appreciate the call. What can I do for you? I was just wondering how you were doing after eating that dog food yesterday. I was listening to the podcast in my cube and was cracking up, laughing like crazy to that whole bit that you guys did. I think more than anything, it was psychological, because what happened, we spun this wheel, and it started with six people. Do you think I would have done the bit if I would know what I was going to eat the dog food?

No, I just like my odds at one and six. Yeah. So every time the wheel will land on somebody's name, we'd pull their name and whoever was the last one left had to eat this dog food that I brought in, which is my dog's dog food, it's prescription food. He loves it. So I thought there's got to be something to it. He'd rather have this than chicken. I put the bowls beside each other. He eats the dog food.

So I take a spoon and I would dip it in and eat it. I say eat it. I swallowed it. It went down to about that part of your neck where there's that dimple. right before it gets into your bones. And it came firing back up. Because I couldn't swallow it at first, and I go, okay, fine.

You have a big pill. You have swallow a big pill. You have to just kind of take a step back and go, swallowed it. It came flying out. And then another one came out. It was rough. It took about an hour to get the taste out.

But then the rest of the day, I was just kind of having flashbacks more so than feeling bad or anything. But yeah, that was it. It's pretty rough. Yeah, it sounded like it. I was talking to my mom later, and she was cracking up. She was listening to you all on the way back from work, and she missed it, so she had to watch the video online later.

Yeah, that's not one of my finest moments on the show. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I appreciate the call, and thanks for checking in. Appreciate you. Thank you. All right, see you, buddy. All right, and that's going to do it for today.

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