The Bobby Bones Show - Amy’s Son Has To Write Apology For Pinching + Lunchbox Has A Big Marriage Moment

Episode Date: September 27, 2018

Amy’s son pinched another student and had to write an apology letter. Lunchbox shares about a big ‘marriage moment’ he had with his wife. Also, MD FDIC makes a comeback! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Morning. Hey, Lunchbox has a rapper alter ego. I had this sitting here. I haven't played it yet. It's funny. It's a MC, like master of ceremonies, FDIC, which is the term that banks use. We don't even know what that stands for,

like federal deposit. Yeah. Something. Lunchbox, his whole thing is he wants to be a rapper and take a picture in the bank vault. And so he calls bank. Let's just play the new one. here's Lunchbox as MCFDIC trying to get into a bank vault

to take a picture for his new rap album. Here you go. Thank you for calling. This is MCFDIC. How are you today? I'm wow. How are you? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm a local rap artist and I got a new album dropping real soon called Bank That Booty. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I need a huge favor from you. Can you help me out? I'm not sure. Okay. What I need is I need to get up in that vault. You know what I mean?

And take a picture. for my album cover, you know what I mean, with all their monies, because I want to hold some cold hard cash, you know what I'm saying? Yo, yo, yo. I'm sorry, man. I'm not going to be able to help you. Wait, wait, wait. You haven't even heard my tracks yet.

You don't even know what the tracks are up. My tracks are all about that bank, you know what I'm saying? You know, bank that booty. You want to hear the tracks? I'm sure they're great tracks. Y, yeah, here they are. They're called direct deposit in your face. Woo-hoo!

That sounds like a smash hit, yo, yo, yo. And then, how about this one? Treat me like a dirty debit card. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What do you think? Can I get up in that ball? No, I'm sorry. Oh.

Treat me like a dirty debit card. That's a good one. Say you just want to be cleaned or what? Yeah, that's it. Hey, that's a good one. That's funny, man. The Bobby Bone Show. Big dreams stories.

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Amy, you see where Netflix is doing Make a Murder or Two? I did. What do you know about this? I mean, all I know is that it's going to cover Stephen Avery. I mean, all I saw was the headline. I don't know anything else. New evidence. It says Netflix confirmed the return of the docu series.

It premieres October 19th, so less than a month. Yeah. Ten new episodes, Making a Murderer Part 2 introduces viewers to Avery's post-conviction lawyer. Which, by the way, if you've never seen Making a Murderer, series on Netflix where this guy, he's in jail, and they question if he did it, and they question if his nephew did it, or was in on it, or it's, it's really fantastic. I mean, it was super

big for a while, right? Everybody's seen it, right? Yes, 100%. And people believe that maybe he didn't do it because of the documentary, but documentaries also shift people. I don't know. You think he did it? Yes or no, Amy? Yes. I do too. But the documentary definitely had me, like, thinking he didn't. No, I don't think he did it. And I, and I don't think the Brandon nasty the other guy in there. I don't think he is involved at all. Yeah. Now, I'm with that. I don't think he's involved really either. And if he is in some way, shape, or form, he's just, he's, I don't know, mentally I'm not sure. I don't think either one of them are mentally sure. Okay. I don't think Stephen Avery is either. Lunchbox, and who did it?

I mean, I don't know who did it, but there's just things that like, should be cool if he did. I mean, if I had to answer to that, I'd. Oh, I didn't know if you had a theory. No, don't have a theory. But I don't have a theory. But I just, I just, you know, I just don't think he's that dumb enough to leave her car in the same. I mean, I don't know. It's just, there's a lot of things that I feel like, huh. Out of that whole junkyard, they found her car within 15 minutes. Like, that just seems crazy to me.

Well, because making a murderer two is coming out, I'm going to give you a generic description of a Netflix show. Tell me the show. Amy? Okay. When a young boy disappears, his mother, a police chief, and his friends must confront terrifying forces in order to get him back. What? When a young boy disappears, his mother, a police chief, and his friends must confront terrifying

forces to get him back. Name that Netflix show. I don't know. It's stranger things. Oh, duh. Yeah. Lunchbox. Yeah.

Convicted of a decade-old crime of transporting drug money to an ex-girlfriend, a law-abiding woman is sentenced to a year and a half behind bars. Oh, that's the orange is the new black. Correct. Nice work. Amy, a true crime satire that explores the aftermath of a high school prank that left 27 faculty cars vandalized. 13 reasons why? No, American vandal.

Oh. Where they draw all the ding-dongs? I was like, I don't remember them vandalizing cars, but. Lunchbox for the win. Yeah. The show follows a teenager in his quest to uncover the story behind his classmate and her decision. and her decision to end her life. I'm going to go out on a limb and say 13 reasons why.

There it is. You got that went right there. There you go. And they're going in there. Bobby Bones show. So Amy has an 8-year-old son named Stevenson. He pinched a girl at school? Yep.

What happened? She wasn't being nice, so he pinched her. And the teacher called, it was like a whole thing. so yeah, I mean, I just told him you cannot respond to people that way. I mean, boys or girls, like, you just need to, how would you feel if someone pinched you? So anyway, I made him write and I'm sorry note and take it to school. And I think he understands, like, that we don't do that. That's not how we behave and we don't want to hurt people.

And if someone is not being nice to you, then you need to go tell the teacher, you don't pinch them. if you're new to the show, Amy has an 8-year-old, but he moved here about a year ago from Haiti. Is the pinching thing something to do the orphanage or no? I don't know. I think he's just being a kid. But sometimes he doesn't know how to respond or process things. And sometimes it's like a quick reaction. So if he felt like he was being mistreated in a way, that was his response.

But he needs to learn. And like, normally I think we would probably, I mean, that's like a spankable thing. Like, you just don't do that. But this has never come up before. So I'm like, okay, you need to know that we don't pinch people. You don't just pinch people just because. What the notes say? I said, I'm sorry for pinching you.

Right to the point. You got to love that. You got to love people to get right down to the brass tacks, you know? Yeah. And he had a handwrite himself and deliver it to the girl at school and the teacher. And yeah, I mean, just... Does he struggle with being so small? Because he's smaller than kids his age.

Yeah, I don't know. I think... I don't think he does yet, but it's going to be a thing. Maybe I'm hoping he's going to grow. Do you know what his real dad look like? No, I only know what his mom look like. I mean, if he doesn't grow, it's fine. I guess I'm not saying I'm hoping he's going to grow, but he does want...

He does want to grow. And we tell him every day he's growing so much so that. You know, I've told you sometimes when he wakes up, he's like, can we go see if I've grown? And then Amy, Amy misleads him. No, we go down to the measuring stick. I do not. You lie? No.

It's okay to lie. You have to. No, he has grown. We're always growing. Everybody's growing. Oh, come on. We're always growing. We are.

You can't go backwards. So, you know. You can when you get older. But yes. Yes. Listen, you do what you got to do to keep the kids sane. You know? Exactly.

Thank you. Sometimes you got to do what you got to do. You got to do what you got to do. You know, we're just, it's the whole painting thing. It's new to me. I'm like, ooh, gush. So, yeah, now if he pinches again, spanking, straight up. And he knows it.

Here we go. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. It's the 30-second skinny. Eric Church has launched his own app. It's the only place fans can get pit tickets for his new tour, official merchandise, and basically all things, Eric Church. Well, let's get that album at October 5th. That's what I'm waiting for.

I cannot wait for that Eric Church album. All right, what else? Football is a touchy subject in the Thomas Rett household. Thomas is a huge Georgia Bulldogs fan, and his wife Lauren is a Tennessee Volunteers fan. And this weekend, those two teams are up against each other, and they said they're not going to be together because it won't be good for anybody.

Yeah, I guess, Amy, you and your husband don't really have that because you don't care about football. Oh, yeah, but like I like to, Texas, I went to text A&M and he loves Texas. So when they used to play each other, it was a big deal, but now they don't play each other. Yeah, but you don't only care about Texas A&M. Like, be honest.

I cared about that game. That's the one game I would care about. Thanksgiving Day. It was like, I'm so disappointed that they switched conferences or whatever happened and they don't play each other anymore. You don't even know what happened. You're kind of like 80% poser but 20% real on that one game. Okay, fine. I'll give you that.

There you go. Thank you. Morgan number two. That's it. That's the skinny. Bobby Bone Show. This story comes to us from Florida. 23-year-old Taylor Fender was serving five years in prison.

He's out on a work crew, and he's like, you know what, I've had enough of this prison thing, walks away from the work crew, goes to the dollar store, buys some clothes, and like, man, I'm a free man. Yeah. Goes to a restaurant, order some sweet tea. Boom. As he's ordering the sweet tea, two sheriff deputies walk in on their lunch break, and they recognize him, put him back in cuffs.

You know, can't hate him for that. He didn't go hurt anybody. he's like eh I'm have some sweet tea but don't you think you try to get farther away from the prison yes you should at least be it just depends how good the sweet tea is because listen I'm from Arkansas and you can't find a good sweet tea unless you're really like in a great southern place

some people try but if it's a good sweet tea I'm probably just going to give up my freedom for it you know what I'm lunchbox thank you I'm lunchbox that's your bonehead story of the day it's time for the good news with Amy tell me something good So this kid has been parking his bicycle at the same lamp post for every day for like a year. And someone started to pay attention like, oh, this kid likes to park his bike here when he goes to play every day.

So they took a picture of his bike and made this parking sign and put it on the lamp post up there. Oh, come on. So like the next time the kid showed up with his mom to like park his bike, boom. He had his own reserve parking spot that some random stranger just took notice of that. and did it. And it like made the kids day. So the mom and the kid, they plan to leave a thank you note on the parking spot. So next time that person goes by, they can grab it and know that they appreciate it. I love a random acts of love and kindness.

That's really good. That's what's all about right there. That was Tell Me Something Good. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones. Let's go. Transmitting across America. Back at it again, another hour.

And good morning, studio. Morning. Hey, look at us. We're going to play Amy versus Lunchbox right now. I'll ask Amy three questions that dudes like. I'll ask Lunchbox, three questions that women like. Amy, you're up first. You ready?

Ready. Question number one. The Vikings and Rams play tonight on Thursday night football. Which city do the Rams play? L.A. Oh, correct. Nice. Amy, your car's anter freeze is probably what color?

Blue? Sorry, that's incorrect. lunchbox is going over to you now for the steel Your cars anna freezes probably what color Lime green Green is acceptable Hit that dingy, there it is Hey Amy

Yeah Asking you three dude questions Your third question The part of a hand drill That actually boars into the wood Is called what? The what? The part of the hand drill

The part of the drill that goes Z into the wood It's called what? The borrower The borrower Wow, unbelievably, that is incorrect. No, I'm sorry. Lunchbox, you can steal, go ahead.

Yeah, I would say the drill bit. The bit is correct. Wow, I knew that. All right, we're going over to lunchbox now with three women questions. Drop and huggy are common types of what, lunchbox? Drop and huggy. Common types of, this is for women. Dresses.

Dresses? Uh, show me dresses. Incorrect. Amy, Drop and huggy are common types of what You need to steal?

Huggy? Yep. Huggies? I just know diapers, but That's all right. Um, uh,

I don't know. Jewelry. I'm going to need you to be more specific. I cannot give you jewelry. A drop. Like a, I think you're like a tear, like a, I don't know, a necklace. Incorrect.

It's an earring. Oh. Close. Wow. Lunchbox. Megan Markle is the Duchess of where? What? Of the foreign country, she's the Duchess of Cambridge.

Oh, the Duchess of Cambridge. Amy, is that right? No, it's not right. Okay. Incorrect. You can still aim Mega Markles, the Duchess of? Sussex. Correct.

I mentioned that in my pile the other day if anybody was paying attention. I pay attention. He doesn't pay. He's over there on Facebook. Let's go over to, for the last one, by the way, lunchbox. If you get this right, you win. If Amy does, she wins. Bustle, broomstick, and maxi are types of what?

Oh, man. Feminine products. Like a maxi pad? Bustle, broomstick. I mean, listen, I get it. And maxi are types of, he says, Feminine products, that's incorrect. Amy, for the win.

I think as Bustle, like it's like a floor cleaner thing, brand. Like, a mops and vacuum thingies. What is your answer? I'll go with vacuum. I'm sorry, it's skirts. A broomstick skirt. A what? Yeah, there you go.

Yeah, see, I didn't know that either. I mean, I didn't have a maxi dress, but... We have a tie right now. You both get one question on the other side, and if it ends up a tie, it ends up a tie. Okay. Lunchbox, we're going to stay with you. Okay. How long should you wait after getting a perm to wash your hair?

48 hours. The end... Don't mean to steal? No, I don't think you... We never got to tiebreaker. Okay. Yeah, you can steal, then lunchbox have a chance to steal yours. That's fair. Go ahead. 24 hours. Correct, one day. Nice. Okay.

Amy. Dumb. What NFL team plays at Heinz Field? Oh, man, I feel like we've talked about this so many times. The, uh, Heinz. Heinz. The St. Louis, the San Francisco 49. What's your answer?

I guess 49ers. Incorrect. It's the Pittsburgh Steelers. All of our listeners in Pittsburgh, Amy's very sorry. Sorry, Pittsburgh. I have not been to see Ben Rutherzberger play. There you go. One sudden death tiebreaker?

Oh, so does she yell your name or what? Write your answer down. Okay. How many times do you need to repeat something over and over, according to science, to remember it? Closest one to the right answer wins Oh, I'm able to win. Not male or female.

Amen. Experts said the best way to remember something is repeated over and over this many times. Lunchbox. Oh, it's easy. You've got to say their name seven times. Amy. 21? The answer is seven.

Lunchbox wins. There you go. Nice win lunch. It's a Bobby Bones show. A guy in Wisconsin who was a robbery suspect surrendered to police because he couldn't take the mosquitoes biting at him anymore because he was running. and he got to some mosquitoes. I was like, I'm out, let me out, let me out of here.

Anybody else see the story? No. He let him on a high-speed chase and he jumped out and he ran into like woods or whatever and he had like 20 mosquitoes on him and he's like, all right, I'm done. And he just said, here, please, knock the mosquitoes off me. And then he goes to the police station and he's like, I don't care what you do with me, just giving mosquito spray, bug spray, bug spray. Oh, wow.

You're not that hardcore of criminal mosquitoes and making you turn yourself in. I know. Like, come on, man. Like, if you're running from the law, like you'd have enough adrenaline or something in to where you don't even feel a mosquito bite. Also, step it up. You just robbed a place. You know, what's a mosquito to a robber?

Man, he can't let that get out. Once he's on the inside, nobody can know how he got caught. The big house can't know he scared of mosquitoes. That'll be his name, Mosquito Joe, and it will not be good. Hey, those are the people that sprayed my house, they're actually good. What? Is Mosquito Joe a thing? Yeah, it's a franchise.

Oh, it is? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just, but I don't know. I didn't know. That was like, there's some guy Joe, they got really famous with mosquitoes. The Bobby Bone Show. Sometimes I get weird nicknames. Now they're calling me Captain Dance.

Well, I mean, that's not that weird, considering all you do is dance these days. Yeah, nobody calls me that. I just made that up. I'm trying to get it to stick. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

Okay, Captain Dance. All right. Whatever you say, Captain Dance. Oh, wow. Thanks. I like that nickname. Also, you know what else they call me, Eddie? Yeah.

Country Music's youngest. story. That's right. Today in country music history, here we go. The Bobby Bonds Show on this day in country music. Today in 2003, 15 years ago, Dirk Spentley Lance's first number one song ever with what was I thinking. Here you go. It was on his debut self-titled album. Dirk's co-wrote that song. And according to legend, he actually fought for a different song to be the first single. he wanted it to be Wish You Would Break

But it wasn't And then they put this one out And it went number one And then now he's had 17 number ones ever And he's possibly our favorite person In country music Right? Yeah

He's pretty amazing Favorite favorite Like Amy's obsessed with Dirk's really I've been obsessed since about 2005 Yeah You were obsessed before we moved in Nashville I mean before he even like knew I went and saw George straight

And he was opening for George And I was like you know, sometimes the opener, you're like, who is this person? I don't know, but that's when it all began. And when what began? Like, Dirk's knowing who he was and like loving his music and just thinking he's awesome. And then, of course, since we've come here and gotten to really know him, he's even just that much more awesome because he's like genuinely just cool. Your favorite Dirk's memory?

I mean, where do I start? I'm trying to think, like, there's the one time he came in the studio. It might have been one of his first performances and he was singing come a little closer to us. And he straight up said, come a little closer, Amy. Come a little closer Amy. Instead of baby. Yeah. And I was like, okay, okay, okay.

You're right here. Dang. Okay. And then there was also the time it was my birthday, and you got him to make me a birthday video where he, like, looked in, he was like filming something, and he was like in a white robe,

looking in the mirror in the bathroom, and singing happy birthday to me. Yeah. I don't remember that. You got, it was like part of your birthday. they gift to me a couple years ago. I think I would do something like that. I know Dirk's well enough to ask him to do that. And he did.

Yeah. I mean, yeah. So I have more. I mean, I can keep going. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. My favorite Dirk's Amy memory is when Amy made her husband get a haircut like Dirk's Bentley because she thought Dirk Spentley was so hot. Okay. To be fair, I thought he just had

it was a really good haircut and it was on the cover of his, yeah, one of his albums or something. And so sometimes a hairstylist or just like likes for you to show them the look you're trying to achieve. So it happened to be a Dirks picture. So yeah, my husband went in holding up his cell phone and it was a picture of Dirk's CD cover. The Bobby Bone Show.

Hey, so Eddie's our video producer. He sits over to the side of me and edits videos and shoots videos. He was telling me about weddings. So what are they doing? Well, I was talking a friend of mine who's about to get married. And he said the wedding planner stopped him and said, hey, now we do this new thing with the bouquet toss. You know, when like single girls come out on the dance floor and the bride throws the bouquet over the shoulder. And then the girl that catches it is supposed to get married, right?

That's the thing or whatever. Yeah. So now they said they're doing it with all genders, guys and girls, everyone on the stage. And then whoever catches it is the next one to get married. If you're a guy, then you get the other one. But either the guys caught the garter. Not now. You want equal?

Listen, I would dominate the. For sure you would. I would hip check somebody. I'd hip check everybody and die for it. But imagine if you're there and you're a dude and you catch it and your girls with you. Kind of wash you to some murky water. Like my, the competition part of me would be like, ooh, I want it. Yeah, I feel like it's not really fair for the girls.

Yeah, you're right. It's like the girls want to catch that. But if you're, Bobby, let me ask you, if you take a date to a wedding and she catches it, do you get nervous? Like, oh, no, she's speaking like. Nah, I don't. I think it's just fun. Unless she catches it and then starts staring me down. right after it.

If she catches it and then just lingers the look. But I haven't taken a date to a wedding. I don't know ever. In my life. They just think I never take a date to a wedding. When's the last wedding that you've gone to?

Lunchboxes? Maybe Eric Passle. Oh, yeah. Passleys. Eric Passleet, maybe? He's a songwriter artist. I'm pretty sure you took your girlfriend. Didn't you?

At the time, did I? I don't know. Maybe not. I mean, I've been on a date. I've been on a couple dates at here in California. Oh, really? Really? Tell us more. No, I choose not to yet.

What in the world? You can't do that. We're your friends. Yeah, circle of trust. No one's listening. Okay, fair enough, it is early. Well, here's what happened. Yeah, right.

Ugh. I thought he was gonna say something. No, I, listen, I've told you guys that it's just, I don't want to poison anything right now. Because I don't even know if what I have is a real thing. And by the way, when I wrote the name down a couple days ago, handed it to Amy, Amy had a reaction and the listeners were trying to gauge her reaction. Yeah.

Don't gauge her reaction. Yeah, you won't get anywhere with that. Yeah, you won't. Because I was thinking about it. Like, what if I just heard it, what I think? I would just, I would talk about it if I felt like, here's the thing. Once I made a comment about going on a, not even a date and a bunch of people went over to this girl's Instagram and were just crushing her, not in a bad way, not in a good way,

but just like following her and making it was uncomfortable for her because she wasn't looking for that. Right. So now I just got to kind of be careful for a minute. Because I don't want to make anyone have any unwanted attention they just weren't in the mix for. And then I have to take them to a wedding and then they catch the bouquet and they stern me down. It's the whole thing, you know what I mean? Yeah, I get that.

It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. Tell me something good. We always talk about first responders going above and beyond. Well, Jeremy is a firefighter in Minnesota. He's getting married. It's his wedding day and he's having the wedding at the firehouse. and the middle of the wedding, a call goes off.

Fire, fire, huge fire. He says, honey, I got to go. Drops the tucks, puts his gear on, jumps on the truck, and goes and fights the fire. That's amazing. Then what happens? Would he win? They put out the fire and then he came back.

Then he came back and did they get married? Yeah, they got married. They had the reception and everything. But he gave up his wedding to go fight a fire because he's like, look, I'm at the firehouse, there's a call. I got to go. Amy, what he did he do? think about that? I mean, that's pretty awesome. I mean,

if I was marrying, I'd be like, okay, that's hot. Oh, okay, that's what I wonder. Like, would you be irritated that he didn't get to go off call that day? Um, no. Or would you say come back and marry me in your fireman suit, and let's just skip the reception. Basically. The quote from the bride is, at first, I looked at him and I said,

you can let the other guys go. You're not leaving our wedding. And then I saw the look in his eyes and I was like, honey, go and go. Wow, imagine having to leave the wedding. That's a good story though. I like that. Thank you. Lutchbox. What's all about right there. That was Tell Me Something Good. Hey Bobby Bones here.

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Um, you need to breathe. Okay, that's funny. Come on. Come on. I had to think about it. Come on, that's good. Hit me with that. Good job. That was the morning corny.

Hey, can I say something in that. Off the air, Amy and I were having a conversation because she came out to Los Angeles where I'm doing dancing with the stars until I get kicked off. And it was very nice for her. And then she flew back to Nashville, which is where she is now.

You saw someone go into the bathroom on the airplane with no shoes on, no socks on? Yeah, I saw her walking down the aisle barefoot, which first of all, I thought that was a little weird. But I was like, maybe she's just had her shoes off, trying to get comfortable and maybe she's just going to walk up and down the aisle to, you know, work her legs out a little bit. And I said, I better not see her walk into the bathroom with no shoes on. Guess where she went?

To the bathroom. She was walking on the airplane with no shoes. Then she went into the restroom with no shoes. And I just couldn't believe it. You know, and I'm a germ guy where I don't like to shake hands. I don't like to touch doorknobs. But I don't really mind barefoot in the bathroom. Because the bottom of my feet,

Who cares? They don't touch anything. It's like... Oh, I thought... I was like, if Bobby was here right now, he would be just not into this at all. Because at least your shoes... I know your shoes are going to the bathroom

and then coming back out. Yeah, the bottom of your feet touching that such as tiny space where there's just so much... I don't know. Yeah, I'm sure you're right, but that doesn't bother me because the bottom of the feet

never really touch anything. It's like people to go, such and such is dirtier than the toilet seat. I'm like, yeah, because the toilet seat only touches butt cheeks. And the butt cheeks are clean. Like, no one... really eats off a butt cheek.

No one eats off the bottom of foot, you know what I mean? Yeah, I know. I get it. You're not eating off of it. But still, I was just like, mm, it just made me think of, like, places you just didn't go barefoot. Yeah. Listen, I don't walk barefoot really anywhere. But let's see.

I wash my feet every night before bed. What? Even if I don't shower, I wash my feet because they get into the bed. Really? The two things that I do that I didn't realize that a lot of people didn't do, one is I wash my feet. And two, after I pee, I wash my, my, my, my, my, my, my. Because I think you should wipe after that. Well, yeah, I know.

I tried to teach that to my son. And my husband was like, stop. You cannot teach him to dab. Yeah, you should. Oh, well, he was like, no, we can't have our kid dabbing. Nope. It's a, but all that said at the bottom of the feet don't bother me because it's like my hands. Like my hands touch gross things all the time.

I just wash them. So like before you go to bed, you just like, do you have like a bucket or you sit on this tub? Maybe a bucket. Do you my little house on the prairie right now? I don't know. I'm just trying to picture you, like, sitting down, washing your feet before that. Mike D. All I do is, I come over and like.

Yes, Mike D comes over and. Oh, wow. A hater shot right there. That was not a hater shot. Mike D. It's hard to just, like, wash your feet, but I guess you're on the top. No, it's not. Do you put them up in the sink?

No, no. All I do is I sit on the edge of the bathtub. I get a washer, I get a washer, and I wash the bottom of my feet. Oh, I was thinking Mike D would have a sponge and, you know. Stop lunchbox, that's hating. Oh, sorry. It was just a joke. It was funny too.

Bobby Bonds. Sleeping in separate beds in a relationship, Amy. What? Because you're fighting or snoring or just life? Any. Go ahead. No. No.

Do you ever fight with your husband and he goes to a different bedroom or the couch? No. Really? He just turns out. If you're fighting, he just turns over. No touching. Yeah.

We've gone to bed mad. Don't get me wrong. But it hasn't resulted into like leaving. in the room. I haven't like consistently slept in even the same bed with someone in so long. I guess

I gotta watch my words here. I'll say this. I've taken naps. No, that I've fallen asleep recently and there's been someone beside me. It was really uncomfortable. Feed me out next to you?

I didn't say, it could have been Mike D. That's what I was going to ask, but I didn't want to, you know, I didn't want to assume anything. The question is, is it normal to sleep in separate beds in a relationship? Experts say it depends. They say if physically it keeps you from sleeping through the night, like someone snores so loud and it affects your health, it's okay to sleep in separate beds. Like, you can still love each other and not have to live by some unrealistic standard that was put forward in the 1700s. If physically it's making your life worse. Right.

I see that. And secondly, they say sometimes for your relationship, temporarily, or if someone's working a night shift and a day shift, like you shouldn't force that sleep. Because you need rest. Just because of some standard, yes. And if you don't get rest, you are not going to be productive in your day. So they say sleeping separately in the short term is fine. This is an article about it.

Lunchbox, you've been married for a few years. What do you think about that? I mean, if my wife was a snore, I would be all about sleeping in a separate. bed, but I mean, she doesn't bother me right now, but eventually, I mean, I could see it happening because you get so annoyed with each other. And if someone rolled over and kicked you, I'd be like, man, I'm not sleeping in this bed. But right now we're so new in marriage, you know, you can't be sleeping in a start of bed because then there's no, you know. Oh, I flail about. Do you? Yeah, I mean, I've punched, like, my arm is like whacked to my husband in the face, my feet kick. Like,

I take up a lot of space. Yeah, I don't know what I do. I've been alone for a long time. I should record myself sleeping and watch the game tape back like I do on Dancing with the Stars. We practice and then I have to go watch all that stupid stuff back and I'm like, I'm so terrible, I hate myself. That's what I did yesterday after practice.

Oh, I hate me. Well, if that's what gets you motivated. I know. Hate, self-hate. That's what motivates me. Rascal Flatson Tomorrow. The Friday morning conversation with them tomorrow at this time.

And not only that, they have a world premiere tomorrow. So we'll be playing a new song from them. By the way, I was reading a story. there's a 40% chance that you get away with murder. Whoa. Oh, yeah. What in the world is that about? Did you see that?

I did. And I was like, what? I just don't even understand. They should even lie and go, there's a 1% chance. Right. Now these people are going to be like, they're going to be weighing their odds before they murder. And they're like, you know what?

I remember that story about 40%. So the odds are not that bad. The FBI just released their latest crime stats. And they show there's about a 40% chance you get away with murder. The cops only cleared roughly 62% of murder. cases, which means 38. Whatever, haven't led to any arrests. Isn't that crazy? I just feel like they catch most all murderers and the ones they don't catch are the outliers to anomalies, you know? Yeah. No, I agree. Like in my mind, in an everybody's mind, it should be like, if I commit this

murder, I'm going to get caught. And now with this story, there's just not. 38.4% of murders. These aren't the only people getting away with things. There was no arrest in almost 50% of aggravated assaults, 66% of rapes, 81% of larcenies, 86% of car thefts. But I'm about to go, give me a new car. Are you kidding me? 86%? Wow. I would bet on that every day.

And 86% of burglaries. When I got my house robbed, it's like, sorry, sucker. You know? Yeah. That's nuts. Well, my only point being of this whole segment is Rascal Flats will be in tomorrow. So that's good The Bobby Bones show So apparently Amy was driving down the street

And Lunchbox was behind her Is that what you know Amy? I mean, now I know I felt like I was being judged from behind And when you brought this up I knew it was him trying to rat me out What did me rat you out? Lunchbox said you had your blinker on

for like eight minutes Hello? I'm trying to give people fair warning No, no, no The problem is it was her right blinker and she took two left turns with the right blinker on. How does it even stay on if you turn your steering wheel the other way? Because it only goes if you go that way.

She never turned her left blinker on. Her right blinker on was for eight minutes on the highway. Eight minutes? Yes. Okay, then I must not have known. I didn't see her here. Exactly. That's the point, Amy.

That's what I'm saying. So yes, I was judging you because you had your right blinker on for eight minutes. And, I mean, I even saw a car in the right lane, slow down to let her over, but she's just cruising in the middle lane with her right blinker. Blanker on. Oblivious. I was tired. Were you?

Yeah, but still, I knew he was behind me, and I kept thinking, like, even with that, I was like, I better have to be on my best maker. And you still didn't catch your blinker on for eight minutes, even with it. No, but I definitely felt judged. Oh, I knew. Did you see me right before I turned to go to my house? I almost turned down the wrong street. Yes, I saw that.

And I was like, I thought that, I was like, oh, shoot, he's going to be like, does this girl even know where she lives? Were you that, you're kind of scatterbrain though, huh? Yes, and it was just, it was dark and it was late. I was tired. And yeah, I just, I was really excited to get home. And I anticipated my turn about two blocks too soon. A first time flyer caused a panic when he tried to open one of the planes' doors.

He thought it was the bathroom. Oh. I mean. Yeah. And so he's pushing on the evacuation door as the planes in the air. but... It didn't open, but can you imagine if you see someone pushing that door as you're flying? Because it's got a little lever on it.

And I don't think it opens in the air, but still, if someone's pushing it, and you've seen so many movies where that door opens and everybody gets sucked out of the airplane, I mean, I would run and tackle the person. Yeah. Right? No, I mean, yes, you have to, because you don't know. I mean, unfortunate for them, and they may get tackled and they'd be like, whoa, just trying to use the bathroom, but you got to...

Yeah, then what does he start thinking? Yeah, that's funny. Yeah, so that's a... That's a stinky one. Hey, by the way, let me say this. I invited Eddie to come to the Dancing with Stars taping next week. I'm dancing again. Are you coming, Eddie?

Okay, Bones. So I looked up ticket prices for airfare. It's like $1,200. What? Wait, on Southwest? Are you not sure? Yeah. Daddy can't afford that.

Mike, do you look up a flight from Nat? Were you flying? Did you rent the whole airplane yourself? No, no, no. No, this was just, you know, one way there and one way back. Did you do want to getaway? There is no... No, those are no longer available.

It's only the middle column now. Bones, but I have a solution. Go ahead. So I'm thinking lunchbox and I can drive. You just have to give us a few days off to get there. If you'll stop and work from a studio at every point, I think that would be hilarious and even a fun, like, online documentary. Yes, road trip.

Lunchbox, what do you think? Oh, I'm down for it, dude. I mean, there's Mountain Rushmore on the way. We can get a picture there. That's not really on the one. I mean, there has to be cool, like, Grand Canyon. The Grand Canyon, yeah, we can do that. Vegas.

I'm, oh, boy. Yes. I'm not against that, but it is a brutal drive. Yeah, but that would be funny to watch along. It'd be like the Dancing with the Stars road trip. Yeah. Maybe we get like a sponsor, like sleep number to sponsor it or something, you know? That's what I'm talking about bones.

Oh my gosh. So fun. We could drive one of those Winnebagoes. Would your wife be cool with you leaving that long? If we're going in the Winnebago, the wife will come with us. Now there's a Winnebago. the wife's coming. Okay.

That's funny. It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Tell me something good. In San Antonio, he was a college kid named Matthew. He took a semester off because he donated part of his liver to his stepfather. Oh, wow.

Like double investment. One, taking a semester off school is a big deal. And then to donate part of your liver and to your stepfather. Like, that's crazy. They're tricky. These liver transplant surgeries are. So they had to stay in the hospital for a while. and he didn't complain much

except for the hospital food. So he had done all of this. He donated a part of his liver. And at one point they said, hey, like what are you hungry for? And he goes, I don't know, something good like Waterburger. So Waterburger, which is huge in Texas,

and regionally through the southwest, a little bit southeast now, they said, okay, so they sent him a gift basket, and then they said, not only that, free Waterburger for a year. Ah, I love that. Our producer, Eddie, loves Waterburger.

As soon as I see one, that's the first thing I do. I stop and get me. want playing with cheese and mayonnaise only and toast it on both sides. For those that live in parts of the country, they don't have Waterburger, it's one of those places like an in and out, a waterburger, a sheets, like a regionally loved place. Yes. Like sheets in the northeast, like the big gas stations that have all the food.

Culvers, so much so in the Midwest. And they have them in Texas too. It's actually where I met Amy. But that's what a Waterburger is. Yeah. Waterburger has the best ketchup. Mm, they have a good ketchup. There you go.

That's what's all about right there. That was tell me something good. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones. Hey, good more studio. Morning. Good. Hey, lunchbox, what happened with your wife?

Your real marriage moment? Well, we've been married for about three and a half years. And so yesterday I was in the bathroom downstairs, sitting on the throne. And I ran out of toilet paper. So I had two options. I could just get up and go upstairs and get my own toilet paper, or I could call to my wife and have her bring me toilet paper in the bathroom. And so I said, honey, honey, I need some toilet paper.

And so she had to go upstairs and she brought me toilet paper in the bathroom. Why you're sitting on the toilet? While I was sitting on the toilet, she has never seen me sitting on the toilet in our whole relationship. Okay, so a quick review around the room. I think Eddie's been married the longest, our video producer. So how long, Eddie? I've been married 13 years. Amy, you're sitting at?

We're about to hit 12. Lunchbox is at? Three and a half. And I've never been married. So that's where we are. So you're three and a half years and she comes in. You're sitting on the toilet. Now, is there still a weird feeling even though that you guys have like done everything together?

Absolutely weird feeling because it's just a weird position to be in for that situation. And she just goes, here you go, here you go. And she turns her head real quick. She goes, I'm out of here. Hand me a toilet paper and left. Amy, what about you and your husband? Do you guys do that? That would be fine.

I mean, if he were to, like, there's no thing. Like, I think we've been in situations before. It's fine. But, I mean, we've been married way longer. Lunch is still sort of, he's under five years, you know. Didn't you see her have a baby, though, lunchbox? I did. I saw her have a baby, but I've never seen her sitting on the toilet.

How would you feel about seeing her seeing her see on toilet? Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. I think if she needed it, I would leave it. outside the door and then I'd walk away and she'd have to get up and grab it. Will you go get her tampons? Nope. Never done it. Oh my gosh. But would you? No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. She texted me I need tampons. Sorry, not going to be running by the store today. Even though you've seen her have a baby, you've been married for three years. None of that's happening. None of that's happening. Okay, so let's say. You've got to draw the line somewhere, guys. That's where you draw the line,

even if she needed a tampon, you wouldn't go get them. Right. She has a car. Yeah, she also is probably struggling with her menstrual cycle. Oh, yeah. And you might be already out and about And she might need something I have no problem with tampons You need to get over that I know I mean I think my husband has done it and will do it

Now does he like to talk about it? Nope But will he do it yes I never had an issue with that Yeah Bobby will talk about it Sometimes I'll go buy him single Just to keep the muscle memory going Bobby buys himself

I go on like a Tuesday at 4 p.m. I'm like yeah let me try I'm happy to hear that lunchbox breakthroughs small breakthroughs Yeah, I mean, she saw me on the throne. And you were embarrassed. I'm very embarrassed. That's so weird, because you're just like not embarrassed type person.

Well, we all use the bathroom, though. Like, there's not one person that doesn't poop, and yet it's supposed to be a weird thing. Not one person doesn't poop. Every person poops. Yeah, it still looks at it as like, ugh. Said it like five times. Every single person. It's like breathing.

Why can breathing's not gross? You know? We've made it gross. We've just attached it gross. Whatever. It's a Bobby Bones show. Halloween's on a Wednesday this year. Do you know that?

Yeah, middle of the week. Yeah, which means it's tough to celebrate on both sides. Because if it was on a Monday or Tuesday, you could hit that weekend before. Yep. If it was on Thursday. You hit the weekend after. Yeah. So it's on a Wednesday.

The general consensus is that Halloween should be celebrated during the weekend before. What do you think about that? I mean, yeah, I guess it makes sense because then once it's the 31st has passed, and you're into November, then it's like, okay, let's move on. So I'm in favor of celebrating at the weekend before. Me too, especially because it's many, many days. If it were one day, maybe. Yeah.

But yeah, it's November 22nd. You're not trying to celebrate Halloween. Mm-hmm. So your kids have never experienced a Halloween. It's weird to them, huh? Oh, yeah. I mean, but they're pumped about it. My daughter, I think she's decided she wants to be Supergirl.

And so I'm already researching costumes. and then I'm, I don't know, my son still hasn't decided, but how cute would it be if he wanted to be Superman? Well, then they're like married. Oh, no, they're cousins from different planets. Oh, Superman and Supergirl are? Yeah, something like that. How are they related from different planets?

Man, somebody's been getting around. I don't know. They come from different, listen, this whole superhero thing is new to me, but when we watch Supergirl, I feel like her distant relative superman who lives on such and such planet. that's how they relate. They're not dating or anything. Yeah, I always thought they were married.

No, because Clark Kent is with, like, Lois and, you know. Well, Halloween, we'll be on a Wednesday, heads up. I wonder if we're, listen, I have to make it that far, which I probably won't. If they do like a Halloween Dancing with the Stars episode. Oh, they totally should. Wouldn't that be fun? Yeah, I mean, if they're not going to, they should think about it. Yeah, they should think about that.

The Bobby Bone Show. It's funny that Eddie has all these theories about who I'm dating, because now he has a new theory. I got it. Go ahead. I figured it out. And by the way, we don't talk about this before the show. This is not a conversation we've had. So this is the first we've all heard about this. But go ahead, present your theory. There is another contestant on the show. You said you've gone on a couple of dates in Los Angeles. And I figured it out. She is beautiful, Bones. Congratulations. Alexis Rinn. Oh, the Instagram model. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I hope so. Bones, tell me that's her. Wait, how old is she? Like 22 or 23. Oh, she is?

She's 21. I mean, I saw her in person. Lunchbox, have you seen pictures of her? Yeah, no, she has 12 million followers on Instagram. I've checked it. It's not, I'm not dating her. Oh, you're not? No, she's pretty nice.

She's quiet, but she's pretty nice. I like her. She's a really good dancer on the show, but no, I'm not dating her. And I think she has a boyfriend. I didn't do a lot of research. I just figured like, oh, I mean. She was a sports illustrated swimsuit issue rookie of the year for 2018. Oh, stop it.

Amy jumps in the clapping just because the guys are clapping. I know. I started clapping and I was like, why am I even clapping right now? No, no, no. I'm not dating here. You can present another theory tomorrow, but no. I'm saying no to that one. Okay.

That's just a lot of girls in Los Angeles. I don't know who to pick. Can you help us narrow it down, bones? No, because it's not really dead. No. When he's ready, he will. Have we met her? Yeah, come on.

Have we? Amy knows what's up. But her facial reaction is when you guys ask questions like that, she's not a good poker player because you guys saw Amy's face like I did. They still don't know. I'm looking at them. They're still confused. She won't tell us.

I have computer screens blocking me. I'm going to tell you something I didn't share was I got teary eyed the other day before a show. I got a little emotional because I'm over here in California and I don't know a lot of people. And I really appreciated some of the artists, like the country music artists that went out and did articles and interviews talking about how they were cheering me on on this TV show because they didn't have to do that. And other radio stations that don't have our show will sometimes penalize artists for saying they are even friends with me

and it's not fair. Happen with my last relationship, it's not fair. And I won't even say who the artist is. Or should I? What are you thinking? Yeah, I think, sure. Okay. So I'm reading this article and Walker Hayes

is talking about how he's rooting for me at a dance with the story. I was like, man, that's so cool in to put himself out there like that. Yeah. And at that time, there's this song on the Greatest Showman soundtrack came on. I listened to all this music to get myself pumped up before a show. And this song came on.

It's called A Million Dreams and it starts to play. And I was reading Walker's article. I was listening to song and I started crying. I know. I don't even know who I am anymore. Okay. So it's a kid. It's the beginning of The Greatest Showman, which I think if you watch it, you'll

like it the second time. I liked it the first time, loved it the second time. And then you hear the soundtrack and you go, oh, it's really fantastic. It's a kid singing about his dreams, like forever. And so here's the beginning of the song. Here you go. I close my eyes and I can see a world that's waiting up for me that I call my own.

Through the dive, through the door, through where no one's been before. But it feels like home. They can say it all sounds crazy. I don't care I don't care So call me crazy We can live in a world That we desire

See yeah That song's like my life too Like I grew up a super poor kid going Hey I just want to figure this thing out Got all these dreams I want to do radio and write books And now I'm dancing with the stars Are you kidding me?

Yeah And so I'm there I'm like and I read that article from Walker And it already made me like Appreciate him And that song comes on And it's like Oh

So We listen to the word to that song at all or no. Yeah, no, I was. I could see how it's like a very touching thing, getting that thing from Walker and then, yeah, you have a lot going on. I'm just, again, this is affirmation that you're feeling things and you're living in the moment.

I've never been healthier as a human than right now. Yeah. Ever. All aspects. Communication, all everything. I've never been healthier than right now. And the weird thing is that I get sad sometimes. I don't normally.

get sad. But that's good because you only get as, it is. You only can get as happy as you can get sad. So, yeah, how about that? Look at me. I'm trying to be a human now. I don't know. I don't know what's happening here, but I'm rocking it. There's a story about the actors of This Is Us, and they now make $250,000 an episode. No bad. Man, that's a lot. Wow. Yeah, here are the highest paid actors of all time. You ready? Ready. Number one, the Game of Thrones cast and make 2.7 million per episode. What? That's so crazy.

Uh-huh. One episode? Charlie Sheen made 1.8 million per episode and two and a half men. Ray Romano made 1.7 million per episode. Everybody loves Raymond. And then it goes to the cast of friends made a million per episode.

The Big Bang Theory made a million per episode. Jerry Seinfeld made a million per episode. And then one of the older ones, one of the first ones that kind of broke the mold of a million per episode was on Mad About You, Helen Hunt and Paul Riser And at the time that was major, major, major 1 million an episode

Because it was like the 90s Oh wow Not that it's not that now But when other people are doing it It's not, you know I wonder we make an episode Amy, what do you make an episode of the show you think? $5.

$5 an episode I don't know How do you, how do you? Yeah, I don't know You can do the math. I've done the math on me before I do it by hour How many?

So how much, what is it? You've done the math of about hour? Yeah, you've done the math on mine by hour, yeah. Okay. I guess I'll have to sit down with a pen and paper. Yeah, reveal that to us tomorrow. 820. Yeah, right. 820 on The Bibone Show. The Bibone Show.

Here's Amy's pile of stories. So here's something that millennials are killing, but it's actually a good thing. According to a new study, divorce. The divorce rate in the country has dropped 18% in the past decade, and it's thanks to younger couples who are getting together and staying together. Here's why, because they're not forced to get married so young. They actually know what they want a little. more.

Yeah. They're waiting until later in life to get married after they've gone to school and get a job and they're a little more secure. And those are two things that are strong indications you'll stay together is if you wait till you're later in life and you get your education. There you go. Boom. Eminem's, I don't really eat that much candy, especially like processed sugar.

But if these come out, oh my gosh, I'm going to have to try them. They're launching Eminem's filled with Nutella. What am I missing about Nutella? Everything. Have you never had Nutella? I have, but maybe I just didn't have in the right environment because I had it. I was like, okay, chocolate sauce. Next.

Chocolate hazelnut, creamy goodness. I'm not even hating on it because enough people love it that I realize I'm missing something. But I'm not a big Nutella lover. But I just don't, maybe I haven't just had the right Nutella. I would have to say that right now, since you're like dancing with the stars madness and you can eat whatever you want, like now is the time for you to get you some Nutella. Yeah, okay. I'll try it. Yeah. I have Bill Cosby's his first meal in jail, like what he had, and ironically

it included vanilla pudding. No way. Stop it. They did that on purpose. I don't know. They have to give him a pudding pop and like shove this. Cosby, you idiot. You freaking loser. Yeah, I know. His first night included a chicken patty with gravy, mashed potatoes, mixed vegetables, an iced tea juice pack, and vanilla pudding. I wish I would have had that for last night for my dinner.

Look at this guy. I know. I was kind of like, you know, I was kind of like, you know, I'm like, yeah, jail food, not that bad. I'm Amy, that's my pile. It's a Bobby Bones show. Appreciate you guys for hanging out.

Tomorrow, Rascal Flats in studio, the Friday morning conversation. Will world premiere a new song from Rascal Flats. Amy, what are you doing today? Working out, hanging out, kids. Oh, we got tutoring today. Whoop. If you're a Jesus and George Straight shirt,

I don't like that? I do. Yes. That's a good shirt. Thank you. A listener sent it to me. Really? Mm-hmm. Don't we have the best listeners ever?

Yeah, we do. I have on my hoodie, which I wear a hoodie every day, and I'm going to dance practice now and try to learn this dance. Mm-hmm. It's a struggle, man. It's a struggle. Have a great day. We'll see you tomorrow. Get some dance parties. Ooh. Yeah. Rock and roll. That's all we do here on this show. Yeah, dance parties. What's the theme of a dance party?

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That's betterhelp.com. We had so much fun this year that the top shelf country cruise is back for a second sailing in 2027. Eddie and I had a blast plan for you guys in meeting you at the Raging Idiot Shows. Let's do it again. We'll be back with performances from Riley Green, Chris Young,

and Elena, Randy Houser. Join us March 27 on the Celebrity Summit departing from Tampa, stopping in Bimini, Key West, and Cozumel. Go to top shelfcountercruise.com to book your cabin. Topshelfcountrycruise.com.