The Bobby Bones Show - Amy’s Son Interviews Lunchbox + Monday Morning Confessions + Will Eddie Get Paid To Sing The National Anthem?

Episode Date: June 18, 2018

Amy’s son interviews Lunchbox with a list of his own questions. A listener calls in to share what she did with her cheating ex-husband’s toothbrush in today’s Monday Morning Confessions. Also, Eddie says a group wants to pay him to sing the National Anthem at an upcoming event. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Yeah, it's good. Relaxing. Just kind of, I watched a lot of golf, and then we went to the baseball field and hit some balls and went to dinner afterwards. It's just good. It's been most of it in my underwear. It's just what I wanted to do, man. Get out of bed, get some coffee, sit in my underwear, watch golf. We went to Charleston, South Carolina, and I did a stand-up show, and I brought Eddie along. We were like, hey, just come play. And he did. And he watched golf on his phone for like five hours. Yeah, this is a major tournament. Well, he has a sports show podcast now. Oh, thanks, Amy. They haven't even started yet. I think he must have gambled on it. Okay, yeah.

You're right. You're right. I was part of a pool where I picked six golfers, and then I got to see where those six golfers end up. You couldn't even talk to him because he was watching golf on his phone the whole time. Guys, if I win this thing, like the whole thought was like $300. Yeah. I didn't win it, but you watching it didn't actually help you win it.

Yeah, but for next year, I'll know. Oh, okay, stop it. Lunchbox, now you're not a day. daddy yet, but did you do anything for Father's Day? No, nothing for Father's Day. My wife didn't come through with anything. She had to work and ended up, so... Were you disappointed? Yeah, I was a little disappointed.

I thought she would step up and surprise me with something, but she didn't and, I mean, what can you do? What can you do? Oh man, are you sad? You can hear it in his voice. I know, I kind of hear it. A little bit. But next year, she'll step it up. I mean, she's got 365 days to plan something awesome.

You're not officially a dad yet, though. So, to be fair, I can see side of it. Why not make your first Father's Day special as your first one when you're really a dad? You don't consider me a dad? Do not. I do. No, I don't because you wouldn't check it on a box. You're not legally a father. Correct. You don't have a child under your name right now. So the answer is no, I don't consider you a dad.

Oh. All right. Sorry, point, Bobby. Amy, your husband who is a father now, it's his first father's day. He is, yes. Well, he had to end up working. So we're celebrating it another time. Oh, okay. So he had to go. Well, happy Father's Day, everybody. We really don't get into it a lot on the show today, but I wanted how everybody's was.

Yeah, thanks for asking. Glad it was all good, yeah. I'm in New York because I'm doing a bunch of press for my book that comes out tomorrow. You'll hear Amy kind of take a stab in my book. I know. It wasn't meant to be. Or was it? No.

Freudian slip? No, it wasn't meant to be, I promise. It's weird because I've sent it to people, and if they don't come back to me, I'm like, hmm, they must hate it. you know what I mean I don't even want to give to them anyway I wanted to get the book

Are they just haven't had a time yet? No, don't ask for it then Oh, it's because they asked They're like hey, where's my book And that's the end of the book And they're like nothing Oh It's like okay

And on average It'll take someone About a week to read it you think I write unconventionally It's true It depends on your reading level But it could go pretty fast Yeah this podcast

It's called Your Art Sucks And we talk about it later On the show It's a huge podcast It's one of the top 20 biggest Podcast period And the guy's like an NPR Remember Eddie and I do the bit

Yeah Very monotone. Yes. Coming in today, Javier Wilson, who studies the sun, Javier, what's your latest finding? Well, the first time I saw the sun, it was very special to me. And now every time I look at the sun, it's still very special to me. It's a 19-hour documentary we're doing on the sun. Oh, interesting.

Part one called Heat. Yes, and a lot of people don't realize, but heat is very important to our existence. For the next 73 minutes, we'll talk about heat. 73 minutes. And people listen to it. And they love it. And it's so hard. And they walk away, like, being like, oh, my gosh.

Like, if you listen. Look at the sun. Because I listen to this podcast, and I learned from it. It's not like us. This guy doesn't talk like we do. But it's really good. Okay, so he says I'm talking about the book. Bobby's second book titled, Fail Until You Don't, Fight, Grind, Repeat.

I found the motivations behind it to be purely beneficial to the artists who deal with failure each and every day. He knows the level of determination and positivity it takes to overcome obstacles, and he's very blunt about his failures, both personal and professional. There you have it. There you have it. His podcast called Your Art Sucks. Your art sucks. And it is good.

But again, he's a broadcaster. We're talkers. Yeah, we're just talk. There's a big difference. So, yeah, that's the thing. We're going to start the show now. I got to leave. But other than that, everybody good?

Good, man. Good. Solid. Raymond, you good? Are you doing a combover thing now? Oh, gosh. I can't believe you brought that up. No, it's a real question.

When I get out of the shower, that's just how it looks. Nothing, no thought is put into it whatsoever. Eddie? Right, but Ray, you know what a comb over is, right? Yeah. So when you're trying to hide something. Eddie, do you see a combover situation? 100%. He's been doing a combover for about a year now.

The other day, I saw it like kind of just straight up and back, not combed over. Yeah, well, it was a slick back comb over. Oh. Yeah, that's kind of the more progressive comb over, the modern day. Oh, there's stages. Raymondo, is your dad bald? No, he's good. Still?

Yeah. Do you feel it? No, no, I'm good. And I'm not, I've been doing trial stuff for six months. I'm good. My hair's fine. Ray, you look tan. What's up with that tooth going out of your nose, though.

Oh, what? That trial stuff. He's got weird things growing up. What's up with that tail, dude? I know. Eddie, you see this guy. Yeah. What do you think?

Yeah, no, it's going for sure. And the problem is, I think, when people start bawled in, they start thinking that they're going to grow it longer, whatever they do have, and then they can cover it. But it actually looks worse, and people see that. Cool. I just got to get a haircut, honestly. I'm not trying to cover up anything. It's been like four months, and I've got my haircut. You try and schedule a haircut in Nashville?

Good luck. It's not like buying a house. It's not like getting, operating in Houston Nashville. Hey, you're going to have to do it two weeks out. And if you're going to try and find a parking spot, good luck. Bring some quarters with you and you can only do it for an hour, otherwise it costs $5. Do you realize, do you know Ray is super, super paranoid and scared of parking meters? Like he thinks that.

Oh my gosh. His car was a rational fear. This is a thing. What is it? We went to go eat the other day and he had one hour in the meter and we sat outside where we can see his car and he kept staring at it. He's like, guys, it's almost the hour mark. We have to go. And at exactly an hour he went and sat in the call.

car. For some reason, my buddies have always told me about getting towed and street parking how crazy strict they are. So for that reason, I always make sure I'm back to the meter at exactly an hour. And they wouldn't leave. So I was like, I'll go sit in my car. Because if they're going to tow me, they're going to have to take me too. But here's what I think happens, Raymond. And I've had this happen to me. They don't tow your car right then. They put a $25 ticket on it. And it stays there for like 10 hours. Well, he doesn't want to pay a ticket either. No, I get it. But he's going to get the ticket sitting in his car. Because this car has been there

over an hour. And right when I got in my car, what did we see coming around the corner? A tow truck. Thank you. But they weren't going to tow you. They don't tow you for running over the meter. Also, can you just throw a nickel in? Okay. What are we going to say? What are you going to say every car that runs over five minutes? They're going there putting these tickets on because cars are going to leave anyway and come. And you're in the middle of the road. They're not going to come to yours. Oh, that one. Got to tow it. There's two cars on either side of you. They can't get you

out. If you tow over like overnight, though, you sit there overnight. They'll tell you. Yeah. All right. Well, thanks, bud. Ramundo, everyone. There is. All right, here we go. Start a Monday show.

Thank you for hanging out with us. And away we go. It's your buddy and my... Mr. Bobby Bones. Welcome to the show. Good morning. Morning. Monday, Monday.

La, la. La, la. Julie and Austin, good morning. Yes. How are you? What's happening with you? It's something awfully chipper this morning. Yeah.

I like that. We come in and we try to sound chipper. I don't be honest with you. About 40% of the time this early, it's fake. Yeah. It's a struggle. Yeah. Fake it till you make it.

It takes me a good hour to really feel like I got it. And so about an hour from now, be real. Right now, though, woo! Feeling good. Yeah, what you got? I understand. Well, is Bryce, aka Little Bobby Bones, first week of summer. So we've been listening to you, and he's been wanting to call in and say hello.

Remember that due name? We did our Iowa Country Festival. Yeah, I got a picture with him. And they had him. He looked like me first. Yeah. Had more glasses like me. Had a red suit like me. So cute. Skin's better than mine because he's like 12.

Yeah. He's young. Yeah. How old is he? He's nine. Oh, he's nine. He's nine. He's nine. He's got to watch out then. All right? He sure is. He's right here. Hi, guys. I missed y'all. What's up, buddy? Hey, you know, the show airs in August or so, right? Yeah, I know. It's like going to be on their news or something, right?

It's going to be on Fox, the IHeart Country special. He's nine, and he played me, and you're going to be on TV. That's crazy, huh? Yeah. Yeah. Well, listen, you have school today? What's that about? No, actually, it's my first week of summer, so we're out of summer.

Oh, your first week of summer. He's chilling. Why are you awake then? I don't want you to call you. Oh, there is mom speeding them lines. Hey, stage mom, you know what I'm saying? I'm just playing. Hey, dude, it's going to talk to you.

In August, when the show comes back on, you should call back in. Okay. All right, bud, have a good summer, and I'll catch up with you like a month and a half or so. How about that? Okay, bye. All right, bud. See you later. Awesome, Bobby.

Thank you. Bye, guys. There you go. How about that? Hey, Katie and Charleston. Hello. Hello. Hi, good morning.

Hello, Katie. Good morning. What's happening? I just wanted to call and talk to Amy because my husband and I are actually trying to adopt a teenager right now. And it's been like one of the craziest and, like, hardest processes of our life. But I've been listening to the show for years. and just hearing her journey and how far she's coming in it has been so great and so reassuring. Amy, what advice would you give someone that's adopting not a baby?

Because you went to the process. Yeah, I mean, well, whatever the age of the child, if you're committed to it, you just have to stay the course and navigate through some of the stuff, be proactive. That's what I would just recommend. There were times I just had to be annoying and sometimes take matters into my own hand. Just for my own conscience, I'm sure I drove. agency as well as other people a little crazy with that, but it just was something too important to me to just sit back and let it take its course.

So sometimes if you get in and get a little dirty with it, not dirty in a bad way, but I felt, I don't know. I don't know where you're adopting from or what it's like, but for me, I was able to go down to Haiti and try to get as involved as I could. So I just stay the course. And also, let's say this, Katie, that that's really awesome of you. Yes, so awesome. Because older kids, like, there's so many that need loving homes just as much as babies.

So that's really, I commend you guys. If you're new to the show, Amy has a 7-year-old and an 11-year-old from Haiti. And so, yeah. Well, thank you for the call. I was just in Charleston. It was delightful. It was delightful there. Ignatizing people.

Doing cool things. It's ICU. Grab you some positivity real quick. An off-duty Houston police officer, Kim Korsiak, paid to replace groceries. stolen from an ill man after he collapsed in a parking lot just after buying them. But listen to this. The man who has diabetes had a diabetic attack collapsed. Paramedics were called.

While he was being treated, someone came and stole all his groceries. Oh, no. What? Awful. So wrong. Yeah. They're going straight to 80 double hockey sticks. Yeah, they are.

Unless they ask for, what? You don't think so? Unless they ask for forgiveness. I thought he was going to say. Yeah. The officer who was on the scene got a list from the man and went and bought all the groceries while he was getting checked out. I can't believe someone stole it from the sick guy. Man, I mean, like it was ice cream.

I'll get it because really what's going to milk anyway. That's a good point. Okay. But if it wasn't ice cream, yeah. Guys are trying to eat groceries. Good point. Man.

Anyway, I see you. Over to Raymundo with the news now. Bobby Bone Show. Big three stories. It's producer Raymondo in New Jersey. Two gunmen opened fire at an all-night arts and music festival. 22 people were injured. They said a neighborhood, beef is what sparked it.

In Hawaii, that erupting volcano, has destroyed 500 homes. Officials said it still remains highly active and you definitely should listen to the evacuation orders. And finally in weather news, severe weather around the Great Lakes, spot showers in the south, 80s and 90s for most of the country today.

Got a haircut over the weekend? Do you like it? Yeah, looks good. It's weird to get a haircut now. Why? Well, I just my age. You know, I can't get the One Direction super style anymore. Why not? Because I'm not 17. And so now I have to go in and be like, Like, I need something between like a Adam Levine and a Ray Romano.

You don't have to go Ray Romano yet. And they know exactly what you're talking about. Well, it's just I can't. Look all. It's super hip. Adam Levine's older than you? I know, but I still got to go a bit. I just don't want to be that guy.

Okay. Wow. I mean, I'm already Peter Panning a bit. Mostly because you don't mature any more than you have to ever in life. Like, if I had to mature in different ways, I grew up pretty rough. So I've had, but in other ways, I'm still single. No kids. I don't have any rules.

I can wear hoodies. They had to go tell them, let's chill out on the one direction. Let's go a little more everybody loves Raymond. Some people don't look at me and laugh. You go, what's up with that dude? Hanging on a little too tight, huh? That's why I don't want. And then I come in and I give Morgan No. 2 a bunch of lotion.

Because I got it inside of a CMT gift bag when I presented on the award show a couple weeks ago. And I come in and I say, hey, good morning, Morgan number two. Because Morgan No, 2 is my friend, right? Morgan number 2. Yeah, we're friends. Yeah, see? And so I give her all this lotion, and she goes, don't you need this for your face? I was like, what? And then she walked off.

What does that mean? I don't know. No. Yeah, I felt like that was a little shot. She's saying your face is old and wrinkled. What's up with that? It wasn't that. You just gave it to me and you were like, I don't have any use for it.

I was like, I don't know. I don't know. Come on. It was just more of a question of like trying to find something for him to use it for, so he didn't give it to me. Why not your shoulders? Your knees Your face was the thing I was looking at So like I

These youngings on the show bones They just take jabs at us all day I get the dad jokes all the time I mean okay you're 24 we get it Once I was 24 Yeah we were Oh yeah we were That's right

And we were cooler than you were at 24 Right I don't think I was no At 24 you weren't cool No I'm cooler now I'm cooler now than I've ever been And I'm still not that cool

Yeah I guess you're right Yeah So Morgan number two is over there insulting me. Got to get a haircut like a dad. Eddie got a haircut. I did. I got a haircut. And my barber laughed to me too because I asked for a high and tight. Yeah. And he said, he goes, yeah, I'm right. Can't do that. Because you're going bald. Yeah, he said that it would look stupid if I did try to do the high and tight because the high, it's real like short on the sides and it's supposed to be long on the top. But it's like, you're not growing on the top, dude, so it'll never get high.

You're going, you're going bald. I still have my hair. Yeah, you guys are so lucky. You get to have all kinds of styles that you want. Like, see, that's the thing. You don't have to go Romano dude, if you want to go styles, go styles. Like hairy styles? Oh, grow it out long. Yes. We're back on Monday. That's what happened this weekend. As you can tell, it's pretty adventurous we have. A lot of stuff. Yeah. Got a haircut and gave some lotion in the Morgan

number two. It's a Bobby Bones show. I like to read about relationships. Nearly half of men admit their ideal woman would have below average weight. Oh, okay. So they want them to be Yes, guys are ridiculous, basically, is what this is. Like, really, guys, they want whatever is the normal scientific weight.

They want it to below that, yeah. Do you have that weight? What do you mean? That average weight? Well, I mean, if I'm... It's how tall you are. Yeah. I'm assuming they're going off the chart of, like, if you're five, six, you should weigh.

And the older men get, the younger they want their partners to be. This is not shocking. This is common sense. It's not common sense, but it's what history has taught us. Many men prefer a woman with below average weight who is considerably younger than they are. Most women want a man who's above average height. And despite other things, they said, an ideal partner would have money. Of course.

How dared them say that about us. Yeah. I mean, so. I mean, they both paint us each in a negative way, just different things. We're all shallow. That's what it's saying is that people are shallow. Women want money like I've always said, and men want their women in shape. And young.

So what it is is generally, instinctually, I think men want to be able to make babies for a long time. So that's why it's the younger women. And then women want a provider. It's just caveman stuff. You think it's about the babies for the men? Yeah, I do. Yeah. I think deep down, that's where it all goes back to is caveman stuff.

I think it's why we have things that we like. I was reading this story about why we binge eat. because I wonder because it's why we binge eat really sweet stuff and really salty stuff. So back thousands of years ago, what would happen is the foragers, if they found a fig tree, they would go, oh, there are all these figs. If they were to climb up and try to get the figs, one of the mean baboons would beat them up and take the figs. Or if they were to take the figs back to the place, they would get attacked on the way, so they would just eat them all all the time.

If they found a bunch of fig, they would just eat them all. You read this story? Yeah, it's a book, in a book. And so that's why we binge eat. It's genetically passed down. This is the stuff you read on your time. Time off, huh? Yeah.

I love science, man. I know, I haven't brought you any chocolate this lately. Eddie, what do you say? You're just chilling, relaxing at home. Let me read about these cavemen and their fig trees. I wonder where we're from. Like, what, biologically, biologically, yeah. Like, our bodies have been trained to do and how we try to break out of it.

That's why this story is so interesting to me about relationships and what men look for women. You're interesting. Caveman stuff, man. Yeah. There you go. What, yes. So we like sweets because some people climb up. We like sweets because back in the day.

The only thing you could eat It was sweet was ripe fruit There wasn't candy Yeah, yeah So when you saw it If you tried to save it You would get attacked with it Because it wasn't time to get home

And you couldn't go up into the tree And just eat it slowly Because there were a bunch of monkeys That lived up there Yeah, baboons Yeah, literally baboons Yeah That's crazy

So fig Newton's not candy Oh my gosh Yeah, it's a fig. It's a cookie bar Fig new It probably doesn't really have figs in it The fig Noon's I don't know if it doesn't

I'm not I'm not getting sued by the fig Figorous That's good Good knowledge right there. A little too nerdy for you guys? A little bit. Yeah, I'm way over my...

Okay. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd skinny. So this is cool. David Lee Murphy has a number one song this week with Kenny Chesney and everything's going to be all right. Jam sandwich. If you're hungry, I got a jam sandwich for you.

So good. There's a Bobby cast. David Lee Murphy came over to my house. It's really good. He wrote so many months. songs for other artists and dust on the bottle. And he's going to come in Wednesday on our morning show. So yeah.

Congratulations to David Lee Murphy. What else? Well, also congratulations to Scott McCreary. He married his longtime girlfriend Gabby on Saturday in North Carolina. 200 people attended. His father was his best man. They exchanged personalized vows and their first dance song was Elvis Presley's Can't Help Falling in Love.

I'm Amy. That's your 32nd Skinny. It's time for the good news. With Amy. Tell me something good. So I just want to give a quick shout out to Nicholas Feroni. He's a social studies teacher at Union High School in New Jersey. And he likes to really connect with his kids.

And he kind of noticed that one of his students was having, you know, a rough time. And so he asked him like, hey, what's going on at home? He was like, well, my mom, she lost her job. We just got evicted. So the teacher decided to set up a GoFundMe account. And in 72 hours, people had donated $5,000 all to help this family get back on their feet, which obviously that will do. And just a quick note also about Mr. Frioni, he was voted People Magazine's sexiest teacher alive back in 2014.

Oh, is that the picture you showed me? Yeah. Yeah. And he's holding an apple in the picture. Yeah. Did you see the story about the 10-year-old who was in school? And he was like, hey, teacher, you should date my mom. Oh, yeah.

And now they're getting married or something. That's awesome. So funny. Uh-huh. Like a little matchmaker. That's cool. How about that? How about that?

Bob it. This story comes to us from Colorado Springs, Colorado. A 67-year-old man accidentally shot himself in the leg when he was trying to kill a raccoon. The raccoon was on his telephone wire messing with the cables. He's like, man, I got to get that sucker. Goes out there with his revolver, goes to shoot it, slips, shoots himself in the leg. Oh my goodness. Yeah, raccoon got away.

And he still pulled the trigger. Like, as he's going down, his reaction to catch himself was to pull the trigger. Yeah, that stinks. Oh, I'm lunchbox at your bonehead store in the day. And the raccoon got away. Yeah, he's safe. Good. Good.

Yeah. What a bonehead. Raccoon just living his life. Yeah. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones. Hey, good morning, everybody. A mom forces her nine-year-old daughter to wear the same clothes to school every day for a week.

To teach her to stop being a beep after bullying another kid at school after clothes. Wow. What do you think about that? I mean, I think it could be effective. Yeah, I do, too. I really do And I know my kids might learn from something like that Amanda Mitchell stripped

Her daughter's room of everything Except the bed and a set of clothes And she said since she picked on someone for not having a much clothes She wore the same clothes every day for a week Eddie you got two kids What do you think about that? I love it I love it that's great parenting right there She said if she grows up to break the law

The result is jail That's not what I want for my children I think the problem with this generation is an adequate punishment punishment is bad we should only use it for positive reinforcement not in this house anyway man she's good that's a mom and then you guys are all like oh bobby you shouldn't be so mean when kids have to do homework yeah i was getting dressed yeah what is it you wanted them to have home if they don't finish their work at school they should do it at home these schools eliminate homework's crazy yeah and we're saying no homework just family time when they get home yeah that's not how life is let's get our kids ready

for life our kids like i have kids oh we should also know So today is Morgan number two's one-year anniversary on the Bobby Bobbi Show. Oh, wow. Yes. Morgan number two. Our web girl and resident 24-year-old from Wichita, Kansas, Morgan number two. How do you feel, Morgan number two? I feel great.

This is awesome. It's been a full year. Yeah, I can't believe it's flown by that fast. So do you have any top moments? How many do you have over there? Yeah, I have six. Let's do five. Top five moments.

Wow. Top five moments. from Morgan Number 2's one year on the show. Number 5. Trying to get Lunchbox to box me. Oh, that was a great moment. We're not going to bring that back up. I loved that set of days. Morgan number 2 is challenging lunchbox to a boxing match.

Lunchbox said, I'm not boxing a girl. Morgan number 2 is like, but I boxed, I can beat you up. And it turned into a whole dramatic thing. I love that. That was a good drama. Number four. Embarrassing myself on live radio with karaoke. Oh, yeah, when she was singing.

She always wanted to be a singer and that she had her shot. Yeah. It wasn't that good, huh? No, that was painful. But you try, that's all that matters. Yeah, I did try. Like, don't you feel now, though, like you're done with that part? Yes, I'm very much done with that part.

There's closure. Number three. Having you guys in my life, I have new friends, a new family that it's pretty cool. Yeah, that's sweet. Number two. The love-hate performances for Las Vegas that we did. Oh, after the festival. Yeah.

And everybody came, all the artists came in, like the next day. Yeah, it was really emotional. Yeah. And the number one moment, because Morgan number two has been with us for one year now. What do you have? Getting to meet Shania Twain, John Mayer, Kid Rock, and Garth Brooks. There you go. There it is.

It's one year. Well, let me just say you have been a real treat to work with. You're a great worker. You're a super positive influence around this room. Like, you come in and you don't take the room down. There's sometimes, for sure, I'm an anchor. Lesser times, Amy's an anchor. Eddie at times, for sure.

is like dragging a boat sometimes. Oh, man. But you are a positive influence in this room. We all agree? Yes. Yeah. We love it. Thank you.

What do you mean by an anchor? Like you bring a down. Oh, I thought you meant you hold it together. No. Yeah, yeah. That'll be glue. So am I an anchor? All right.

The Bobby Balls show. Lunchbox stinks his mother-in-law is flirting with them, right? Yeah, absolutely. I mean, Father's Day is yesterday, and on Saturday, I got a Father's Day card, and I opened it yesterday, and it's from my mother-in-law. and it says, I am beyond excited to watch you, wink, wink, grow and adapt in your role as a father. Okay, when you put wink, wink, wink after watch you, does that mean she's like, let me break this down. Watch you grow.

And adapt as your role as a father. Wait, where was the wink? Watch you wink, wink, wink, grow. Yeah, she said, watch you, wink, wink, comma, grow and adapt in your role as a father. So I felt like she was saying, wink, wink, I'm watching you. Like, I got my eye on you. That's a weird place to put a wink wink, though. Yeah, it really is.

It is. I mean, I normally wait, but I think she means, like, figuratively watch. Yeah, but what's the wink wink wink? I don't understand the wink wink either. Okay, I don't know, guys, is she flirting? Since we're all confused, is it flirting? Is he right? I mean, I don't think so.

I feel like in the past she's tried to flirt with me. She tries to joke with me, and she's very, very. like, oh, you know, because I'm a celebrity, and then now I get a wink, wink in my Father's Day card, I feel like... Do you show it to your wife? Yeah, she's like, oh, she's just being funny. She's just being funny.

Do you think your mother-in-law would make out if you wanted to say? Probably. Really? Yeah, I think so. Oh, my God. Week-wink? Let us know, okay?

I got to keep an eye on her. Week-week-wink. Glad everybody's here. Hope your weekend was awesome. Everybody had a good father's days? Yeah, it's a good one. We'll catch up with that in a little bit. I do have now a game of named that tune that I think it'll be fun to play.

Oh, oh, oh. If you're new to the show, here's how this works. I will play a song from the very, very beginning of the song. And if you know it, just yell your name as the buzzer. That's it. Wow. So you get a point. Here we go.

So I'll play a song from the very beginning and just yell your name. If you know what it is, name that tune. And go. Eddie. Oh, man. Holy Florida, Georgia line. That is correct. Wow.

Wow. Two points to Eddie. All right, song number two of five, name that tune. Listen closely. Name that tune. Amy. Amy. Sugar land.

Why? Time. It's true. Sugar land's one point. Go ahead. Babe. Babe. Correct.

Why was I thinking this is an older song? Oh, so dumb. She's saying older songs, too. Maybe you're confused. I thought it was, why don't you stay? So I called it why. Okay, song number three, name that tune. Amy.

Amy, whoa. What I won't. Incorrect. That's right. Eddie, Eddie. Daryl Hall and John Oates. Dream come true. You got the band, right?

Okay. Lunchbox, you can name this song title if you want. Lunchbox. Go ahead. What I got. No. Lunchbox. Go ahead.

They're all duos. Four, three points in the theme. Dames. Give it to me. Dang. They're all audits. They think they're all. Show me duos.

Yeah. Hey, that's good, lunchbox. One two. One, yeah. Eddie at four. Wow. Elbe at three, Amy at one. One.

Yeah. Wow. Two songs left. Okay, okay. Name that tune. Two songs left. Amy. Amy.

Brooks and Dunn, Neon Moon. Correct. Wow. She's best. We got a ball game going to the last song. When the sun goes down on my side of town. What's the score, Bones? Eddie 4 and Elby and Amynevar, that's three.

Yeah. Wow. There we go. Blue. Come on, that's a jam. Here we go. Last song. Named that tune.

You know it's a duo. Okay, okay. Here we go. What? Oh, that's a tough one. Thompson Square, kiss me or not. Give it to me! Is that how it starts? Give it to me a shoo-hunky.

And that's enough to win the game. All he does is win. Are you going to kiss me or not? All he does is win. That was Thompson Square? Are you going to kiss me or not? I mean, that was the song too? Oh, man.

Yeah. What do you think I'm playing a different song? I don't know. Do you need a red? You need a yellow card? No. No, I believe you. I just had Thompson Square in my head.

That's the only other duo I could think of. I'm Maddie and T. That's where I was going. So we were in Charleston this past week. Yeah. And it was a one-off where Eddie comes out. He's not coming to the shows all year. Just one show.

Let's brace everybody. The raging idiots aren't coming back. But that being said, Eddie got on the stage and I said, hey, let's sing Eddie's win song. I just wanted to hear everybody sing, you know, this song here. So I say, everybody, let's sing Eddie's win song. One here.

All right, so I'm in Charleston, South Carolina, doing a stand-up show. Eddie's on stage with me. Three. The crowd was like, well... That's crazy. They're like, wow. Look, that Charleston crowd was going crazy. How do you think about that?

That's amazing, dude. Congratulations. Mr. Ollie does us win. We win. Dude. I had a boy. I do is win. That's kind of weird.

Everybody's annoyed with you because you won. I know. I don't know. I'm just happy for you. I'm glad you won. Congrats. Here's what's trending right now. The Incredibles 2 makes $180 million.

Now the biggest opening for animated movie all the time. You see that one? No, I've only seen the first one, which I thought was awesome. And I know my kids would like the second one, but we may wait until it's available to watch it home. Do they understand the movie theater, really? Yeah. They do?

Yeah. They normally go with Dad on Daddy Day, but they've only been to like three, I think. Also trending, it's Blake Shelton's birthday. 42. Happy birthday to Blake All Name the Dogs was his 25th number one

Also trending today Beyonce and Jay-Z drop a surprise album called Everything is Love I've got to hear one song It was good, the video's really good But they put it on title So nobody hears it Everybody listens to that

And who has title Jay Z? He owns part of it, yeah So yeah Beyonce.com has a video. It's pretty good. The video is really cool. They kept that thing a secret.

They shot this video, and there are like 100 people in it, and somehow it didn't even get leaked. They were making new music. That's what I found amazing. Yeah, they put that record out. They probably, like, locked them all in a room. Oh, they didn't even let them out, period. I didn't think about that.

I don't know. There's something up with that, yeah. Because I was watching it, there are hundreds of people in this video. Yeah, yeah. How did one of them not tell their cousin they were to video shit? Exactly. Because in this room, nothing gets out of here. Guys, don't tell.

I look at him. It's on Eddie's Twitter six hours later. Also, there's this story. These parents are being charged $132,000 because there was a sculpture at a museum and their five-year-old son knocked it over. Now, I know. This gets a bit tricky.

The museum sent the bill after seeing the surveillance video of the child reaching for it. They were sent a letter saying that peace was damaged to be on repair and they were charged $132,000. The video said, you're responsible for the supervision of a minor child.

Your failure to monitor could be considered negligent. So, what do you think about the same? Wow, do I not want to be those parents? I mean, you are, if you have your child at a place like that, you are responsible for things. I mean, if it was a $5 trinket or something that got broken, the parents would probably be like, okay, here's $5, we'll take care of what we did wrong.

but because it's so expensive all of a sudden they shouldn't be held responsible. Go to our Facebook page and you can put your opinion up here. Who's responsible? The parents. The museum. Oh. Or the people that are running the wedding party, which was right there near it. Oh, wow.

Oh, I thought you said or the five-year-old. Well, so I think the museum is actually responsible for it. Really? Yeah, don't put something up that people can walk up to and knock over that costs $132,000. There needs to be like a rope or gum. glass case? Just something. If you're worried about it being touched and broken, cover it up. Secondly, have enough

insurance. Where if it does get knocked over, true. It's just going to pay for it. So you say the parents, I say the museum, anyone have another guess. It's not really a trivia show, but like Eddie? I feel like the fact that they had to send the video means that the parents or the kid didn't say that they did it, so they

had to bust them later, so I'm having parents. Oh, wow, you guys are going with the parents on? I don't have to go with the parents on this one. Interesting. Did Eddie ever pay you for that light? No. I have to bring I'm a bill. I'm going to bring Eddie a bill. Eddie just dodges all bills. He doesn't pay for the light that I broke. He also doesn't pay for the high school football game that he went and lied

to his kids about and cheated his way into the school. But to say that I'm a bill dodger is incorrect. I pay all my bills. That's two bills. My mortgage, my electricity. I don't know, dude. I don't know. It's a Bobby Bones show. Listen to this. A car being towed by an RV in Arizona

was struck by a train because the driver of the RV couldn't pull forward enough. So, just a car. Their car that he was towing. She got smashed by the train. 5.30 p.m. Flagstaff, Arizona.

The oncoming train couldn't stop because trains just can't stop. Imagine that. You're driving over the train tracks. You're in a big old RV too. And you've got a car. You probably think you can make it. Probably.

And even then, if you can't, what are the odds of trains coming? At that exact moment. So it pulls up, and then imagine you're stuck. And you see the train coming. Yeah. It's coming around a bend. and you got a car connected to you

and it's about to be hit. Yeah. You jump shit. I probably get out of the RV too because it probably nil and turns you around. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was a crazy story.

Went to Charleston, South Carolina and did some of my red hoodie comedy tour this weekend. I want to say thank you to everybody who came out. Eddie came out and the raging idiots reunited for one show and one show only. That was awesome. Yeah, they had no idea. They were like, ah.

Total surprise. Mm-hmm. And Morgan number two came. Morgan number two, Jeff, fun? I had so much fun. So Morgan number two had him into a comedy show. So did you learn anything. Do you have a list over there?

Yeah, I did learn some stuff. These 24-year-olds in their list. That's what they do. How many do you have? I have five. She has five things that she learned from our Charleston, South Carolina show. Okay, number five. It's really weird signing things.

I signed my first ever, like, signature. That would be called an autograph. As you can tell. Signature. You probably signed your signature in your life. Yeah, an autograph. So they asked you to sign. something, huh? Yeah, it was really great.

Hey, number two, awesome. How about that? Number four. Our fans are super dedicated. They came out so hard, and they know everything about everyone. Yeah, they're awesome. They're so cool. They know all the songs. They know all, yeah, they're awesome. Number three. Traveling with a bunch of boys

is a little crazy. With the boys. Why so, though? We weren't farting. I definitely wasn't. You guys were just giving me a hard time because I get anxiety on planes and you guys are messing with me the whole time. That has nothing to do with boys. Yes, it does. that too, right? No, they wouldn't have. No. Number two thing you learned from Charleston,

South Carolina comedy show? Mike D. is super outgoing on stage, and he's really funny. Oh, you get to hear it. Mike D. O'clock went, too, and so we all went out and Rod our boss, and Morgan number two were just like, what is happening? I know. I want to hear it so bad, but I

can't, I haven't. Eddie and I stood side stage and watch Mike set. And Eddie was like, whoa, look at that. I was just impressed and proud of Mike D. Like, doing that is so hard, and he did it like a champ. Quiet Mike says nothing until he gets up on stage. That's right. And the number one thing that you learned from my Red Hoodie comedy tour in Charleston, South Carolina.

You are very funny. I actually laughed out loud at your full comedy set. Thank you very much. There it is. She actually laughed. She actually did. That means she wasn't expecting to. That's right.

Got her. Well, when you hang out with me all the time, you probably know the humor. Sure. It's harder and harder to make someone laugh the many years you're with them. It's got to be what a marriage is like, right? Oh, yeah. It's tough to make her smile. But I still laugh at you.

Thank you. You're welcome. I'm always trying to go forward, you know? Trying to grow. I'll be in Tampa on Friday night in Fort Pierce, Florida on Saturday. Coming to DC, too. I'd love to see everybody. Bobby Bonescom.

So, yeah, Bobby Bonescom. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. Tell me something good. Congrats to Mandy Horbath. She reached the top of Pike's Peak in Colorado. only about 14,000 feet above sea level. It took her 74 hours.

Did I mention? She lost both her legs in an accident. So she used her hands the whole way up. She's a double amputee. And she said, I just wanted to accomplish something and not give up and on her hands all the way up. That's cool. Wow. That's crazy.

Nice story. That was Tell Me Something Good. It's crushing candy getting boring and you want to try something new. Then you have to play the puzzle game, Best Fiends. The game is so fun, you will not be able to put it down. If you're looking for something new or you're just tired of the same old boring match three game, download Best Fiends right now. It's fun to play by yourself or with friends and family.

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Morgan, Morgan number two, aka Webgirl Morgan, aka Webgirl Morgan number two, loves it as well. So there we have it. Best Feens. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones. Amy's son will interview, lunchbox in an exclusive one-on-one interview coming up in about 20 minutes. You ready for that?

I'll be asked some good questions. Amy, does he? I think so. He's seven years old. Amy's son will interview lunchbox coming up in the next 20 minutes. The morning corny! How many ears does Daniel Boone have? How many ears does Daniel Boone have?

Three. A left ear, a right ear, and a frontier. That's pretty fun Come on, come on You have to know your history people Yeah, come on dummies Morning Corny I listen to this podcast And the podcast is called

Your Art Sucks It's actually a really cool podcast And so this guy named Trevor He's I'm telling you I'm listening to this thing And he gives my book a shout out What?

And I'm shocked That he's talking about my book Which book? My book comes out tomorrow, the one that comes out tomorrow. Wait, but the title of the podcast, what? It's called Your Art Sucks. And you talked about your book? Well, but it's different.

Okay. Yeah. It's like my book saying fail until you don't. It's not a book saying go out and fail. Oh, okay, okay, I got it. Yeah, so, yeah, here. His writing style is unconventional, which makes it an interesting read. By the way, means it can't write that well.

Unconventional. Thanks for the translation. But, I mean, it's a really nice way to put it. Yes, but my writing style is not meant for someone who takes in literature all the time. It's meant for us, normal people. people, yeah. And the wisdom he dispenses, along with some of his famous friends who also lend their stories of failure, well, it added to the narrative of the book, with chapters titled, Not Everyone's Gonna Like You, and my personal favorite, the art of sucking it up,

there are so many uplifting, funny, and poignant lessons for all of us to use in our daily lives. So when the book comes out on June 19th, you should definitely have a look at it. I think you'll find that it gives you the boost you need to continue into challenging times we all face. This podcast is one of the top 25 podcast period of all podcasts. What? Really? Yeah, he's an impure. I'm going to check it out.

I mean, because, yeah, I feel like by the title of the podcast, what is it called, Your Art Sucks? What does he normally cover? I don't know. Well, this one, he was talking about James Brown concert in 1968. We don't have to get into it. No, no. I'm just trying to say, I'm listening to it. Well, I want to check it out now.

And now he starts mentioning my book and I'm like, what's happening? What's happening? That's pretty cool, man. Yeah, it comes out tomorrow. I don't know. I don't need my book's for everybody. No, it's, no. And he's like, no, it's not.

You're right. Well, it is an unconventional read. Well, my first book was unconventionally written because I just wrote it myself and I don't write like a writer. Okay, well, I thought that was pretty cool. What were you going to say? Nothing. I mean, I didn't mean like it's not for everybody. Everybody should read it and could, but yeah, I was just going to piggyback off of the unconventional.

Like, I don't know what people. are always looking for when they're sitting down to read. But, I mean, I've been diving into it. Kind of like it. I'm going to try to finish it by, oh. Did you say you kind of like it? Kind of like it. That's a compliment.

It's a backhanded compliment. I'm not done yet, so I can't give you my full review. But I am going to go buy it in a store when it's available in the store. Well, they're saying it's Middle America's Harry Potter. Wow. No. I didn't like Harry Potter at all. Oh, wow.

Okay. Okay. Well, that's tomorrow. There's a pushed in daylight savings time in California. And let me say three cheers to you, California. Hip, hip, hip. Hooray. Hi, hip, hip.

Hooray. Hip hip. Hooray. That's right. California should do it. The measure to end time change in California has come up, but it's the furthest the bill has ever advanced. Like, please do it so other states do it, too.

I'm so anti-daylight savings time. Let's just stop the switching of the calendars. Now, Quiet Mike, Mike D, aka Prison Mike, has come to the microphone. Because he liked to present the case for daylight savings time, which is interesting. Yeah. He writes segments for the show and is the quietest man in radio from Walksahachy, Texas. Mike D. Right, Mike D.

Why should we keep daylight savings time? We need the extra hour of daylight in the summer because we're happier in the summer and we go out, spend more time outdoors and people up north need it. People up north especially, you say. Why up north? Because they have shorter days. So if it starts getting darker, then they can't go out as long. So you're telling me the happiness of the north depends on daylight savings time. It does.

The happiness of the north. the north. I do like the north. Great argument. Great argument. You think so? Absolutely. Can we just keep that time frame all year long, though? So you're saying... Keep the summer one all the year. What do you think about that, Mike D? Well, it has to shift with the sun and everything, so you have to change it.

That's why it changes, Amy. Yeah. Oh, really? I don't understand how you can't have daylight savings. Maybe I'm just dumb, but I don't understand how you think you can just get rid of it. Well, if someone created it. You just have one time and it stays at the same time all the time, like a Phoenix. So why don't have it where it is right now? Fine. We just talked to us. No, I'm saying, but someone just argued that, no, you have to shift with the sun.

Well, either make up your mind. You get to shift with the shutdown or you don't have to shift with the sun. That's the whole point of this argument, is that I don't like the shifting. Just pick a time and be done with it. Yeah, I'll take this time and be done. Okay. How would you feel about that, Mike D? Would you accept that? No, we've got to change it.

Okay, well. That's straightforward. He answered it. I feel like we shouldn't change it, but that's the answer. Oh, man. Bobby Boneso. All right, Stevenson's in here. What's that?

I said Stevenson's in here. That's you. What? You're Stevenson. You're seven. What? I'm Bobby. All right, so you're going to interview Lunchbox, okay?

No. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Remember last time when you came in and I asked you questions? Yeah? You're going to do that to him. I know. That's how he felt. Lunchbox, are you ready for this?

I'm ready, and I want some good questions, please. You ready for question number one? Let's realize a favorite food. Lunchbox, what's your favorite food? My favorite food, Stevenson. I would have to say enchiladas, chicken enchiladas with some green sauce. Oh my gosh, that's a mat. No.

That's nuts. It's really good. If you ever have enchiladas, you'll understand. You like that or no. Yes. Yes. Question number two. Why is so hairy?

Why are you so hairy? That's a good question. That's a good question, Steven. Yes. Yeah, yeah. Lunchbox, go ahead. Well, that is called nature. I was born this way.

And as I've gotten older, more hair has grown. in different places. Like I have hair on my chest. I have hair under my armpits. I've never trimmed it. No idea. Okay. There you go.

No idea. Okay. Question number three. Number three. Do I have a girlfriend? No, I don't have a girlfriend. I have a girlfriend. I have a girlfriend. This is about me, Stevenson.

That's a Davidson for sure. Stevenson, this is about me. Okay. Okay. I don't have a girlfriend. I have a wife. I've been married for three years. She was my girlfriend at one point.

But then I said, will you marry me? We got married. We kiss. And... I know, I know, I know. Yeah, yeah. So, yeah, there you go. You have a girl, Gladys?

Yeah. How long have she been your girlfriend? Tiny, tiny, tiny, a girlfriend. Tiny bit? Yeah. Just a little bit. Last question for lunchbox, okay? What kind of car do you drive?

What kind of car do you drive is what he asked. I'm glad you asked because this one has been in my life. You drive, you drive, mom's car? Do you drive your mom's car? No, I don't drive my mom's car. You drive dad's truck? No, I don't drive dad's truck either. My dad doesn't have a truck.

It's an 05 Nissan Ultima. It has 194,000 miles on it. It's missing two door handles and it's got a lot of dents. Am I putting you to sleep? He's bored, dude. He's bored. You like over there? Yeah.

Is that boring? No, I just sleep. Wait. Bye. Are you ready to go to sleep? No, but now. I just for a little bit. For a little bit?

Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Bye. Bye. Bye. Stevenson.

And buy it. Steve us. There it is. Bobby Bones. Yeah. Do you always feel like when you take something back, they're judging you a little bit? Oh, for sure. They're like, did you use this or did you wear it?

And I'm always like, nope, I got the receipt, tags are on it, boxes suit, do, do, do, do it. Like, yeah, I feel like a little bit. One time I wore something and took it back. What was it? Have ever told you the story? No, but why did you do that? I don't think you have. I don't know.

Tell me. Because a bit I was being dishonest and it couldn't really have. It was a jacket. I couldn't really afford the jacket. I wore it. I was like, I'm going to take it back. So I left the tags on just in case.

That's probably 25 or so. Mm-hmm. I didn't tell you this story. And then what happened was I took it back because I had a dry clean, took it back with the dry clean tags on as well. Busted. Yeah.

So it had the tags from the new place, but also took and got it dry cleaned. And they left the tags on too and it came back all tagged up. I'd like to return this. They're like, why are the dry cleaning tags on it? Oh my gosh. No, I've never heard this story.

And you were trying to be nice and dry clean it for them. That was awesome. Yeah, I didn't do that anymore since. I felt dishonest. This guy took back all these laptops to Walmart. He would go and buy the laptop. He would take out parts from inside of them and then take it back. Walmart is busted them for defrauding them for $1.3 million.

Whoa. For buying laptops, taking out parts from inside of it and then returning them, which is crazy. Like he's going to jail. Yeah. You know, I've been a vegetarian since Tuesday. Do you know that? It's been about a week now. How you feeling?

Well, a little something called the Vegetarian Diary. Oh boy. Dear diary, I've been a vegetarian for six days now. I really miss the meat. You do? I don't look forward to meals anymore. I still eat them. And I still feel somewhat satisfied, but the meals just don't taste as good. Also, I've learned that not everything vegetarian is healthy. For example, cheesecake. Vegetarian, but not healthy.

True. But I'm six days in And I feel pretty good I was reading a story that 21 days after Stopping to eat meat is when your body fully releases all the meat toxins Right about now, just eating the meat toxins sounds good That's how badly you want the meat So I'm six days in

Amy, he's talking to his diary I'm sorry Let him let him go Sorry, sorry I'm signing off now I'm going to go have some tofu which if you close your eyes just hard enough

looks like meat. So until next time Vegia Diary I'll talk soon your friend Broccoli Bob thank you Wow

What's up? Wow I'm killing it dude Yeah So how far away from you are? He just once like What have you How many more days do you need for that meat toxin?

21 days Oh wow I know Listen it's okay I don't look forward to meals anymore. Yeah. But that's not a bad thing. I kind of.

So all of your meals used to contain meat? Every meal. What about your little cute paleo donuts you make? Well, but those are snacks. He said meal. There's snacks. It's time for the good news. With Bobby.

Tell me something good. A family in Wyoming reunited in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, with their dog Ginger who went missing three years ago. Oh. Can you imagine that? Your dog has gone for three years. That's so cool. The family lost their dog while her husband was on a business trip.

And they always took the dog with him when he drove. And the dog escaped. And so last week, the director of the Des Moines County Humane Society rescued the dog, was browsing through missing pets on Facebook, found the dog, the phone number, three years passed, and they hooked them up. Wow, goosebumps. That's cool. You think your dog's gone forever and three years later. This veterinarian told the paper that the dog was heavily mad at had a few ticks and needed shaving,

but otherwise was in pretty good condition for living in the woods for three years. Wow. Ginger. That's crazy. I love that story. That's why I do this show right there. That's it. That's why I do this show.

That was Tell Me Something Good. Bobby Bones. So our video producer, Eddie, has been asked to sing the national anthem. Our video guy and dad of two. from Macallan Texas producer Eddie So what happened? I got a weird email.

Yeah? Yeah, it said that the first responders National Convention is here in town and they need someone to sing the national anthem. And you think it's weird they came to you? Well, yeah, but they said they're looking for an A-list celebrity. And I was like, okay, well, and they're willing to pay.

What? Wow. Yeah, like... That's not uncommon. It's really? Artists get paid a lot to go places and sing the national anthem. Sure. It's good money, too.

How much? I don't know if I should say Write it down More than $1,000? Yes, more than a thousand Less than... No, bones, more than $1,000 Wow, okay

And so... And they've offered it to you? Well, I don't know. It's very vague. It just says we're looking for an A-list celebrity. Oh, I think they're asking if you have a hookup. No, I don't know about that.

You have an email? Yeah. Okay, so Eddie thinks they've asked him to come sing the national anthem. He's confused a bit that they may be asking him to find someone

to sing the national anthem. I mean, what do you guys think? I think based on the words A list and I'm sorry. And the talent fee for that, I think they're trying to get somebody. Yeah. Someone bigger than you, Eddie. One half of the raging idiots. Well, I thought maybe like, you know, it's you.

Like, we would like for you to come sing it. But I don't know. Here, let me read this email. It says, yeah, we'll be here, blah, blah. We're doing the opening ceremonies. We're looking for someone to perform the national anthem in front. of 5,000 attendees. Okay, go ahead.

All right. This year being in Nashville, we're hoping we can get a real A-list, an A-list celebrity to do the performance. Okay. These are all volunteers, so they would love it, and this is the amount of money that we're willing to pay. That's all they said.

Signed, love, J.D.H. So respond back in and say, I'll do it. I'll do it for this amount of money. Dude, I'm going to do that. Okay, yeah. Can you sing the national anthem? I think so. Oh, say, can you?

see, yeah. I mean, Eddie has a good voice. By the dawn's early light. Hey, Mike, do you look at this email and see if you think they're asking Eddie to sing the national anthem. What's so proud? There you go. You're not terrible.

No, no, no, you're not terrible at all. So I can do it for that one. But you're not A-list. Mighty's reading over it right now. Nowhere, Mike D, does it say, will you help us look for this person? Let him read it. Quit trying to taint his mind. I don't see anywhere where they're asking you.

Yeah, but, They're not saying, will you help us find someone? Reply back and just say, would you like me to sing it? Okay. Just do that. Yeah, just say I'm available. Okay. And then we'll check back tomorrow.

I'm available on those dates. Yeah. Say, I'm available to sing on those dates. And I'd be honored. Yes. Okay, that's great. And tomorrow we'll check back and see what they said. Mike, what do you think by reading that?

Because it says if I could get a real A-lister to do it. They're not asking you to find an A-lister. Are you shocked by that price tag? I don't know what this fee. is. Yeah, it's over $1,000. I'm totally shocked by it. Well, I know, but I mean, I'm asking Mike.

Mike, did you see the fee? Don't say it, but. Where's that at? Oh, $2,500. Oh, what's wrong with you? What's wrong with you? Okay, Eddie, reply back. Wow.

Can we believe that? No, reply back right now and say, I would be honored to sing it. Would you like to speak soon? Okay. And see what they say. Okay. Okay. Yes.

And then tomorrow I want another answer. All right. The Bobby Bone Show. Yeah, so it's Monday morning here. A little Monday morning confessions. Here's Samantha in Wisconsin. Hi, Samantha. Good morning, Bobby. How are you?

I'm really good. Good morning. Thank you for calling. So you tell me, what would you like to confess to feel better about this morning? So my husband and I have a joint account, but any time I'm shopping by myself at Walgreens, Walmart, something like that, I'll withdraw an extra $10, $20, and kind of swirl it away so I can get my nails done. Okay, now how do we feel about this? Because she is withdrawing a little extra, doing a little squirling, under the guys that her husband does not know. How do we feel, Amy?

Does she work? Do you work? Oh, yeah, I actually make more money. But I'm like, I'm the drift queen and we have like, we're young. I'm not even 30 and we have like four different IRAs, rough IRAs. Like, we're really, really smart about our money. So then like when I want something nice, I feel bad doing it because I know it's going towards their future. But like this is an every two week deal.

So either he's on to me and he's just ignoring it or I'm actually like the smartest person in the world. Yeah, I mean, it is. But let me say this. It's not about how much money you have or don't have. It's about the dishonesty. Yeah. And I'm okay with it. You are cleansed.

Yeah, get those nails did. Yeah, yeah, girl. Go do you. Yeah, I mean, is he really going to care? Like, if he found out you were doing your nails. Is, like, nails getting done off the table? It's obvious. Like, it's a different color, and it's the gel, like, the nons.

It's not like it. It's not obvious. I'm telling you for dudes that. Yeah, they don't know. They don't know. She's doing her nails. Not her. neighbor. It's all good.

Did you just come up with that? That's fantastic. I'm just saying. She's cleansed. You're a cleanse. Samantha. Thank you for the call. Thank you. Hey, don't get crazy. Don't get your toes done as well. Just stay with the nose. Oh, no.

Oh, no. Now we're going through that. Teddy Manny? Oh, come on. And they're both to gel. So, hey, guys, thank you so much. You need to work every morning, and I really appreciate everything you do. Thank you, Samantha.

You are cleansed. Way more expensive. Yeah, but by the way, they appreciate you. You'll... Thank you. Let's go over to Melissa and Pittsburgh. Melissa? Yes.

You are on Confess. So my husband takes very good care of our lawn. And about a week ago, I was backing out of the driveway, and I went too far. And I just made all the new landscape and he did. And I blamed it on my mother-in-law. So now he thinks his mother drove her van up over the lawn and destroyed our landscape. But it was actually me. That's a double because one, you did lie.

Yeah. But two, you lied about his mom. Yeah, is he not going to say something to his mom? Is he not going to say something to her about it? I hope he doesn't because I actually really like her. It just came out. I didn't even think. I just said she did it because he's a really bad driver, so he believed it.

You know, in a lot of court cases, you can go. It just came out and they clear it. Oh, you blow it. And then even if he does say something to her and his mom denies it, then he comes back to you and then you're just like, I think she's forgetting things. Yeah, she's getting old, honey. We need to sit down and have a talk about this.

We need to commit her. Oh, wow. Melissa, you are honest to me, and in the end, that's all that matters. You're cleansed. Thank you. You feel much better. All right, you should,

and you just let that live inside of you. Don't worry about it. Oh, man. Appreciate you. I love blaming the mother-in-law. That's great. One more. Evan, North Carolina.

Hey, how's it going, Bobby? Good, buddy. What you got? So we've got this really old dog, and he got real sick this one morning. I took him into the vet. My wife was at work, and they told me it was going to be like $3,000 to get him all fixed up and everything with his eye. And my wife was not on board. She's like, you know, he's old, put him down.

And I said, you know, well, now it's only going to be, you know, $200 if I work with him. And I ended up having to cash out some stock options. everything and pay the $3,000. I'm totally on board with this one. That's a dog, man. I'm totally on board with this one. You were a cleans. As a matter of fact, you go have a special ice cream today because you did the right thing.

You deserve a treat. Not just to be even again. He deserves a treat. Wow. How do you feel about that? That's a big difference. But, yeah, I mean, it's your dog. I get it.

My husband put a limit on our dog, too, and sometimes the bill would be, you know, I'd pat it or whatever you do. Change it. Well, my friend. Evan and North Carolina, you are closed. Thank you for calling the show. Appreciate you. Bobby bones.

Yeah, Monday morning, still taking these confessions. We love it when you call us here. Let's go over to Kelsey in Houston. Hey, Kelsey. Hey, how are you? Good. Thank you for calling. Monday morning confession.

What would you like to get off your chest? So I use the Find My iPhone app to track my husband on his way home from work. Oh, to see where he really is. Yeah, he's not really good at answering his. phone and so I just basically use the app to see where he's at and when he's going to be home. Most of the time he hasn't even left from work and he says that he has. So it's just my way of checking in on him. Does he know that you've turned those on?

He turned that app on? So he didn't, but I ended up telling him and now he thinks I'm just creepy. But, you know, you got to do what you got to do. You had a friend, Am. She was meeting up with her ex-boyfriend. to exchange some stuff because they had broken up. And she knew his code

and she turned it on and now she watches her ex-boyfriend all the time on his phone. Still, he doesn't know. What on earth? This is like a month ago. She still watches his ex-boyfriend on the phone.

Creepy. That is weird. It's not creepy. Yes. I think it's just what you have to do. But they... What? She still cares for him

and she wants to make sure he's not out there. Stop it. If I can't have you no one They care too. Yeah. It's like, and I think that's a good idea

for husbands out there. Turn that on your wife's phone. She'll never know. You can watch her. See where she's going. She's at the mall or she at work? Thank you, Kelsey. You're cleansed.

Although he already knows, kind of, but it does bring up an interesting point. Amy, what would your husband do if he found out you were doing that to him? Oh, he would be like, no. He would be like you just need to tell me about it. Don't be hiding it from me.

But, I mean, I wonder if he sometimes he's got all that stuff. in our cars and tracking and those little tile things, you know? You think he tracks you all the time? Mostly just to find you. Not to make sure you're doing the right thing, but... It's mainly just to keep up with all of our things. Tina in Florida.

Good morning, Bobby. Good morning. Thank you for calling Monday morning confession. Thanks. Well, I don't know if this is a confession because I don't feel bad. Okay. Well, I was married for about 22 years, and I found out. that my husband was having an affair.

So, of course, you know, you'd go through all the stuff, but I was really ticked off. So I cleaned around the commode with his toothbrush and then put it back and just kind of would watch him brush his teeth. Oh, man. And then he was very particular about his clothing. so I would just go in the closet and pop his buttons off of his dress shirts when he would get ready for work. He would button his shirt and he would be missing a button and he would just be aggravated. And that was my purpose, was just to aggravate him. Why not leave or get divorced?

I did. I did. I'm actually sitting at the bank right now just getting ready to cash his alimony check. Wow. Oh, how much you got a lot? What? How much you're going to say that? Oh, that means a lot.

That means it's a good chunk of change. Do you enjoy casting that alimony check? I do. And I, yes, I do. 22 years, long time. That's right. But the toothbrush, I enjoyed watching handbrushes. Yeah, we get that.

Oh, my God. You just sat back and watched. Well, you're cleansed. What's a hay. You know what the hay? You're cleansed. Monday morning confession. Thank you for the call.

Thank you for listening to, Tina. Hope you have a wonderful day. We're going to end Monday morning confessions on that note. Yeah. I got to go barf. Hey, Garth Brooks was in on Friday, and Mike D. said that walking out of the studio, Garth Brooks asked to have my book. Oh, really?

Which, by the way, comes out tomorrow. So that's kind of nerve-wracking, especially because there's a story about Garth Brooks in there. He didn't give it to him, did you? I think someone gave it to him. Oh, I would have charged him. Oh, you should have signed it. Yeah. He writes segments for the show, and is the quietest man in radio from walks.

The Hatchie, Texas, Mike D. Can you tell me anything about this Garthbrook situation? Yeah, he was walking by, saw a stack of your books. He was like, hey, I didn't want to get one of those. So he took one with him. Huh. What if he's going to read it? Well, yeah, that's funny.

Could change his life. Mike D. finished my book. He read it. What did you take away from it? I got, like, big three things out of it. Oh, I don't want to know one of them. I know he's going to, is he going to share one of the reasons? No, is there's a spoiler.

I don't know. Oh, okay. No, no spoiler. Okay, I just saw a keyword that I want to read. Well, okay, what did you learn from it? Well, I found out you wrote three pages about me in there. Oh, yeah, I did. Which is crazy.

Yeah. Three pages? Yeah. Come on. He's got a really inspiring story. Yeah, you could fit that in one page. Mine fit in three sentences. He could have had one page.

Okay, next step, Mike D. You had a really good section about, like, going into job interviews, about how even if you don't get a job, you still take it as, like, a positive. Yeah, I just go into job interviews. I'm not going to get this job. because all jobs are filled before they're interviewed. Like really, they are for the most part. So you go in actually trying to impress for the next time something that comes up.

Yeah, that's a thing. That's good. What else? And then you revealed why you win skydiving. And that's what you don't want to know him. Yeah. When you read it, you're going to go, what in the world? What do you think about, don't say what it is.

What did you think about that? That was funny. Yeah? Funny. And to the job interview part, sort of that's what happened with me and Bobbiard. The first time I was working with Bobby, it just wasn't going to work and I didn't get it. But Bobby, we became friends. He kept me in mind.

Yeah. Like eight months later? So, and would you like it? Yeah, that was really good. I enjoyed it. What about that? What's the grade, Mike D? Oh, A plus.

It's on until tomorrow. A plus plus. Let me step in there. I'll give you a grade for. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you, Mike. I appreciate that.

I wonder what Garth's review will be, though. Wow, Garth's going to read your book. That's the question. Yeah, look at that. The Bob Bowl Show. Here's Amy's pile of stories. You know how all the time stores rush the holidays? Like, Valentine's Day seems to come too early, or Christmas stuff just gets put out way too early.

Well, now Pumpkin Spice is already out. It's at the shelves. The first item has been spotted. Today's June 18th. Yeah, June. Well, fall isn't at least until September. I think Pumpkin Spice should just. just be an all-the-time thing.

Like, why? Does this season coming in make you want to taste something? You know what I mean? I think that's when pumpkins grow? Yeah. But you think pumpkin spice is totally organic because the pumpkins are out of your mind. Oh, is that not right? No.

I make that in the lab. Well, I'm here to tell you that the first pumpkin spice special K cereal is now out and available in case you want to try it out. Well, luckily those pumpkins grew early so we could get that flavor on that cereal. Last year, you know the first product to hit the shelves that was pumpkin spice related? Bobby, you could appreciate it. this. Worthers, originals, pumpkin spice caramels. No need to work on perfection. You know what I mean? Just leave the Wothers how they are. Special K was like, Wothers, I see you. We're going to put out

cereal before you do. So people are calling for epilepsy warnings to screen before Incredibles 2. Have you seen this? I did see that. And that movie crushed at the box office. It made $180 million, the biggest cartoon movie ever. So some who have already gone to see it, they're like, whoa, whoa, whoa, there should be warnings involved because it's filled with all kinds of things that trigger stuff like strobes and flashing lights. So if you have epilepsy, migraines, or chronic illness, go into the movie aware of that. And then lastly, I got to talk about Chubbs, the 29-pound cat that arrived at a California Humane Society.

Oh, when you said that Eddie set up straight. Oh. No, if anybody's listening, I don't know if Chubs has since been, you know, reunited with his owner, but just in case, I just read that a 20. Tell me about Chubbs again. Sorry. He's a 29-pound cat. And he was taken to the Humane Society because he was found just, you know, wandering around, 10-year-old Himalayan Mix.

If this is your cat, hopefully you can go to the Pasadena Humane Society and find, get your cat back. No microchip, no ID tag. Chubs can't even fit in a kennel. Oh, no. He has to just like hang out outside with the staff because. That's awesome. That's like being teachers pet at school. He's going to sit by his teacher.

Oh, man. Look at Chubbs. That's like a huge cat. He's like the Andre the giant. Yeah, yeah. Here, look at him. Look at him. Wow.

Yeah, that's not a cat, aim. No, it's a cat. That's one of those human pillows. No. So, the owner of Chubs the Cat, I hope you find you get reunited. Or somebody takes in Chubs. Thank you. I mean, that's my file.

That's our pile. The Bobby Bones Show. Song of the Day. So the song of the day is from Steve Mokler. He put out a new record on Friday. And here's a song called Born Ready. If you like country music, I would encourage you to check out the new Steve Mokler record. Thank you all for being a part of the show today.

We're going to go home. I'm doing a live signing. Just go to Bobbybones.com. That's this evening. Right, Morgan, number two? Yeah. Can you tell me about that? Yeah, you can watch it on Bobbybones.com and you're signing books for people

and they can ask you questions and you can talk about your book. Interesting. Oh, I think I'm actually signing books. Listen, I don't know. I don't know if you're on my autograph. I don't know. I wouldn't. But I'm doing a live signing tonight.

But it's cool for people that want your book anyway. Why not have a chance to get it signed? A lot of people have asked why you said you only kind of like my book. Oh, because I'm not done yet. Can I get my full review? You know, when I read Hunger Games, I knew about third of the way in. I loved it. I was so good.

I was like, I hope there's more. You got helping your point. I don't know why I said kind of. It just, I just said, I kind of like it. It's okay. It's not for everybody. No, I love it. Okay. Bobby, when I'm done, I'll give you my full review. I'd rather you not. Why? I don't want to give me the reviews. Because they feel pressure to say stuff. It's a weird thing for me. Clearly, I don't feel pressure. You're going to get the honest, you know, you'll get it for me. I'm super proud of you. Regardless. What comes out tomorrow, very excited to have it out. It's just, it's, it's a lot. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's.

It's not the same as the first book in case anybody know. It's not the same. The first book was actually, you could read that for entertainment. This book is written more as a motivational book. Yeah. They're written two different ways. So anything else you like to say, Amy? No, I hope that people go buy it.

Well, like I said, they're calling it the Harry Potter of Middle America. Really? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. That's pretty amazing. Yeah. So everybody's probably going to be lined up tomorrow. I am going to a store physically.

I'm totally being facetious. Ain't nobody can be line up for crap. Oh, I was like, am I going to have to wait in line? Thank you very much for being part of the show today. Tomorrow morning, the book does come out. I'm doing the book stuff tonight and then tomorrow. Take good morning America today. So fun.

So, thank you. Thank you to everybody who supports anything that we do on the show in any way. So that's it. What are you doing today? Just kids stuff. Still summer. Work. Still summer.

Still summer. Amen. Lunchbox? I got a work event tonight. I got to go to. What kind of work event? I'm doing a remote on appearance, getting paid.

Why do he stutter on that? I don't know. Why does you have to say getting paid? You can never trust him when he says anything the first time. You have to like always dig in. And I'm ready to go home. No, all I'm saying is I'm making a work appearance. I'm getting paid.

You know? Eddie? I'm going to go to the pool, man. I got a bad farmer's tan I need to work on. So you have to cover up the other part though. You have to put like sleeve on. Tape the bottom part of my arms? Yeah, you have to put the sleeves on the front part of your arm.

Yeah, it's bad. So I'm going to work on that today. Well, that's how we do it. We'll see you tomorrow. Hey, what's happening tomorrow? Dan and Shea and tomorrow? They're going to play. They're going to play live. So that'd be a thing. Garth. We're all from here that Garth song tomorrow. Yeah. How about that? Huh? How about that? That's tomorrow. So that'd be it. See you, Tuesday. Thank you very much. Bye, everybody.

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