The Bobby Bones Show - Amy’s Son Lies For Bobby + Will It Uber: Love Poem Edition

Episode Date: January 8, 2019

Amy confronts her son Stevenson about illegally riding in the front seat of Bobby’s car. “Will It Uber” returns with Lunchbox’s attempt to Uber a love poem. Also, Bobby announces the second member of the Bobby Bones Class of 2019. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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and we kind of shut it down. Everybody goes to the bathroom or does... What did you just go to? I cut some liner that has to run in 30 minutes somewhere. About what? Some I-Heart radio, standard data, message rights apply in this nation-wide contest. I don't know.

I don't know what it was for. Well, so that's... As soon as we come back on this, we're a little off because people are walking back in the room. So we finished the show. You know what we didn't talk about on today's show that I would like to get to now is that Morgan number two went to see Randy Hauser last night.

It's been a while since we're going to... Randy Housers had music. Was it good? Yeah, he was awesome, and he brought out Jamie Johnson, Jaron, and Travis Meadows with him too. Jaron Johnson? Wait, from Cadillac 3? Yes. Jamie Johnson. There's a lot of that. Yes, Johnson Johnson. Yeah. And then I saw Travis Meadows in the video you play in Harmonica.

Yeah. He's playing harmonica. He's playing harmonica for a lot of cool collabs that came out and played with him. I'm going to let that whiskey do what whiskey does. This is new? Yeah. Andy Halper? Maybe it'll make me lose my mind. That's this one.

That's last night? Yeah, this is his song, No Good Place to Cry. Are you crying? Yeah, I'm crying. It was really sad. And I don't want anyone. Where'd you go? How did you get invited?

It was at Third Man Records. I don't mean that in a bad way. Like, who actually reached out? No, a girl upstairs is one of my really good friends. And she was like, I'm going tonight. And I was like, oh, well, yeah, sure I'll come. Oh, so you win a third. the tag along.

Yeah. How come we didn't get invited? Yeah, we never get invited. That stuff. We don't get invited at cool stuff. We don't. I wonder why that is. Because for the most part, we don't get invited

to cool stuff. I wonder why that is. Is it because for so long we just didn't go to anything? That could be it. And then once you don't go to things, because I still won't go to things. Because we still won't go to things.

So it's like why bother with them? Yes. We wake up early. So if it's late. But secondly, I don't go to things because I don't like to go to things. Meaning if I have to go hang out and artists

and you know what happens in radio as they send people on all these trips everywhere they're like hey never get to go yeah I don't let you guys go on this I know which is ridiculous

they send people to Cancun yeah Bahamas but here's why and Bobby's like no guys you can't go because I don't want you to have fun

that's not why why is because it's like an OZ system like off the record it's like we're gonna pay for you to have a trip just wink wink remember us

whenever you're doing your and I just will not be a part of any of that but you know what you say okay week week oh I guess I miss that wink wink.

You have fun on the trip and then, Ozzy? No, dude, that was no strings attached. Sorry. There's always strings. There's always strings. Just like in life. Yeah, my dad always says there's no such thing as a free lunch.

Yep. Can you make that up? No, no, no. Opportunity cost. I learned that in economics and college. Mr. Avonday poor. There's no such thing as a free lunch because your time is worth money. Boom.

Yeah, he didn't make that. My dad didn't make that one out? No, he didn't make that. No, he didn't. But it was good. But it was good, Morgan number two? Yeah, it was really good. I mean, his vocals, I've never heard him in that kind of setting, and he's just awesome.

He wears a flatbrim hat, though, right? Yeah. You know, it goes to that thing, like, how old can you be and wear a flatbrim hat? Because I don't feel like I can do it anymore. Really? Randy Hauser. I feel like I'm too old for a flatbrim hat. Or maybe my style just doesn't allow it because, like, Gator, our station manager, wears a flatbrim, and he pulls it off.

And he's like 45 or something. The day you stop wearing flatbrim and we're all done. Yeah, you can do it. I feel like if you still do it, I can probably still do it. do it. Any, you cannot do it. My husband's 42 now. No, 41, he'll be 42 this year. He got a flat hat, brim hat for Christmas, and he wears it and I think it looks hot.

I'm not hating on it. I'm just saying, I don't feel like I can wear it because I put it on and I'm like, all right, Peter Pan, like, stop it. Justin Bieber, relax. That's what I tell myself, hey, Bebebs, chill out. Dang. I say, CTFO. What's the other stuff? Chill them. Oh, wow. Randy Hauser's 43. Yeah, and he actually pulls it off.

Yeah, I thought he was younger. He wears a bandana around his neck. I know. I always feel like going to rob a bank right after he finished. He just puts it up, covers his face. He covers his face and goes in, give me all your money. Give me all your money.

Is that like a thing now? Because when I did that thing in New York with Jake Owen, he was wearing a bandana around his neck. I don't know. It could be a trend. We should all start doing it. Yeah, do it, dude. This is Randy Hauser.

He has run out of mood light. He has a good night kiss. I liked a good night kiss. Starting with a good. Like a Cowboy. Like a cowboy. That's a good one. Morgan number two is right, though.

His voice is amazing. Like a cowboy. Sing it. Sing like Hauser. I can't do him. You can do him. You can do him. You know what most of my impressions are?

Doing impressions of you doing impressions. Because I can't hear something and do an impression. But what I can do is hear you do an impression, and I can do an impression of you doing it. Okay, I'll do it first then. Go ahead. Like a cowboy. Like a cowboy. That's it. You got it.

But I can't hear him do that. He has How Countryfields. I already do that one? Yeah. I don't think... Look your hair, bang. This reminds me of moving to the studio. Yes.

We first started. Yeah. Because this song was on. Nashville. The move to Nashville reminded me of this. This is what... Yeah. Randy Hauser came and brought a goat.

It's one of our first guest. I think the goat peed in here. The goat peed in here. Yeah. The stain's probably still there. And then the thing was all the artists would bring animals. A parrot came. Gloriana brought a parrot.

Yeah, Gloria Ana brought a parrot That was cool I wasn't dating her then was I No, no, no, no That's when you made the move I don't think so I think you waited like a couple months I don't know about months

And then if I remember correctly You wrote a song Yeah, I wasn't dating her then I was being funny That's right, I wrote a song And it was right And it was about her I don't remember

But yes That was like the hook line synchering And it's like stop stocking me No no no We wrote that with her That's not the song you wrote about her? No, no.

Yeah, what was that? That's funny. I haven't thought about that in so long. That seems like a different lifetime. That's funny to me that you thought, you thought that it'd be a good idea to bring a country artist in here and then you write a song about her

and then sing it to her. No, it was a good idea. It was a good idea. We should have to date it for a year. It was money, money in the bank. I guess so. Why was that a bad idea? Eddie, I don't understand how that was a bad idea.

That was straight. Why don't you do that now then? I don't know. I'm not against it. Now we're talking. I dropped you. But I don't know. There's nobody I would do that with.

I thought it was a funny bit, too. And so I thought it was funny. And what's the worst that's going to happen? Nothing? She'd say no or whatever. And still, the listeners got to hear me write a funny song. Yeah, okay, I see that. But that worked out great.

It worked out great. That was pretty money. That was pretty money. Yeah, that was good. I should let the girl sing. You're a turtender? Oh, there's, ah. No, I'm telling you.

Maybe you didn't for a while, and then maybe you didn't. And then maybe you did. No, only when she has new music. She has something new coming out now. She has a couple songs. Yeah. She hasn't sang yet. It's only been a dude.

I didn't date the dude. Yeah, not this guy. Where are the dudes now? I think they're still going by the name Gloriana. Are they really? I don't know if they're a band, but I got a message from one of them when I want to dance with stars. I was like, hey, congratulations. So, yeah.

But, yeah, I mean, we've talked about she's new music. She'll reach out. Got it. So you haven't seen her? No, I haven't seen her one time. Yeah. Have you? I don't know what she looks like

I know I haven't You don't know what she looks like Like it's been so long I wouldn't If she wasn't in this room I wouldn't know who she was Yeah you would Because she's hot

You'd be like Oh yeah Yes you would totally know Yes Are there any Is this only a dude singing in this song No I think she's like A short version

Doesn't she have a side of her story Where she's like I should have kissed you Yeah But I don't know It didn't come on Whatever Okay I remember

Of course They did it for like Yeah How long a year Yeah Well yeah I understand that But I mean I didn't see her

a minute What song Did she write about me? Oh, she wrote songs about you? Gloria Anna? One, yeah. He's a jerk. No, I was never a jerk.

He broke my heart. No. Do we have any of the system of our news? News is pretty good. We do? Do you want to hear a song from Rachel? Yeah, I do. Yeah, here you go.

Yeah, you might want to call her. She's a serious boyfriend. Yeah. He's way cooler than me. He's in a rock band. here? Yeah, he's like a drummer. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, I get nothing bad to say about her. She's like, cool. Hey, this is

Rachel Reiner. Cool. We played on the female show sometimes on the weekend. We thought we hit magic. It was the first time for every single. You still on her page? Yeah, I found her dude. He does have long hair. He's cool, huh? They're at like a winery or something. Again, I never did that either.

They've been together for four years, so it looks like the bounce back kind of worked out. My goodness. It did. Rebound turned into the long haul. Hey, good for her. Good for her. I have nothing bad about that.

That was a good. That was a nice place setter for me. That's my first person I dated here in town, huh? Yeah. Yeah. She's pretty hot. Yeah. Yeah, she's hot.

I'm just telling you, I'm looking at some of her pictures. Oh, my goodness. Does she have a kid? No. Oh. That looks a lot like Bobby. You got curly hair. You got glasses.

How's her kid five? I think that's on a microphone. Because she's playing guitar with a kid. Yeah, yeah. He only has one eye that works. It's everything about me. Everything. His head's way big.

He can't dance. But he just wanted to dance in the car. Dancing with the babies. All right. Just making sure, guys. I got you. He gets into this voice when he's talking about girls. When he gets into this chill voice where he's like, you know, babe.

Yeah, because naturally lunchbox is, hey, like, oh, there's my voice. And then he's, I got you. looks at girls in the computer. He talks how bones? You know, I'm just looking at girls, you know. She's pretty hot. Yeah, she's pretty hot. So, yeah, I guess we can get to the show.

We've been talking for a bit. If you're listening to this, send us a message if you like to post show, pre-show. We obviously come on and talk after the show. And a bit, it's a little wilder than the show, not because it's crazy because we don't really have any rules or know how long we're going to talk. Do you want to do the food world we didn't get to today, Morgan, the Starbucks one?

Oh, yeah. Let me pull it up. All right. And then we'll do this and then we'll get to today's show. By the way, you can listen to I have a new Bobbycast up with Tonell Towns. Let me recommend you go check that out. She's my class of 2019 and she came over to the house. We talked for an hour.

It's fantastic. She talks about when her dad had driven her 45 hours to town and drop her off. That's how long the drive was, 45 hours from where she's from. Canada. Which is eight hours above Calgary. Man. Which is like Calgary's like North Dakota. Alaska side.

Oh, okay, yeah. I only know that because we're Lindsay's from, Calgary. I never went there. Yes, we're invited there. Yeah, once. I have to mention that. Are you ready? Yeah, I'm ready.

All right, Food World with Morgan number two. Where is the Food World clip? Do we have one? Right there. Thank you. It's time for Food World. Numb, Numb, Numb, with Morgan number two. So Starbucks added a new drink to their menu.

It's a cereal latte that's made up of oat, barley, and wheat. and it tastes like Cheerios, basically. Oat, barley, and wheat. You're not supposed to eat those, right? No, you can. It's like gluten? Well, I'm sure there's gluten in this. That would be gluten latte.

It just depends if you have a sensitivity. A cereal latte. I had some cereal milk ice cream? Yes, from Mama Fuku Milk Farm. Is that good? No. It wasn't good. The idea of it's great, but it tastes like spoiled.

To me, it tastes like spoiled ice cream. But you eat the whole thing because you're like, I'm supposed to be good. I'm just going to keep eating. I didn't like it that much. They did good stuff, but it's all Starbucks? Yeah, I'm checking out the vegan cereal lattes. Starbucks cereal latte. Morgan number two, thank you. That's Food World.

That was Food World with Morgan number two. Num, num, numb, numb, numb. There we go. All right, we're going to start the show. I thought it was nom, nom, nom, nom, nom. It is spelled nom, nom, no, no. I don't know what the heck that means. But I would go numb, num, num, numb, numb, numb. If I were eating.

Oh, none, no. Why do you guys do numb, numb, numb, numb. I don't even understand that. It's a written. words that represent eating sloppily. Like, num, num, num, num, num, no. Oh. Nom, nom, nom, I thought you would say, yum, yum, yum.

And that's why I was so confused. Every time I play that clip, I'm like, do they not know it's yum, yum, yum, yum. I don't think people eat with the sound yum, yum, yum, yum. Yeah, yeah. Like, you're feeling, like, yum, yum, yum, yum. But nom, nom, numb, numb, is like you eating the food going, gna, gna, gna, nom, num. What's funny about this post-show free show,

this is this is exactly how our show used to be for five hours a day. That's crazy. We played one, be one song an hour, and we just, I came in with a stack of news and a stack of stories and for five hours, we just talked. And the ratings were the best ones they've ever been when we did that. We have a bunch of new markets that come on all the time

and so they're going, well, you can't do all talk because they don't know who you are. And so we kind of have to always play toward the new markets to pick up our show, which a bit sucks, but whatever. It's a good breakdown. Never, because a lot of people would always be coming on. It is what it is, but they also give me

complete freedom to, I don't always play all the songs. It sounds to do two songs an hour. three, sometimes I'll be like, I don't feel good, we'll do four. You know what I mean? So, all right, we're going to get going here. You guys doing a sports show today? Yeah. The sore losers sports show will be up today.

I'm talking about that. Eddie's sports show. Yeah, there you know. Eddie, sports show. No, it's our sports show. Eddie, it's not a big deal. I don't care. When they listen to it, they'll know it's mine.

He always starts a sports show with, I'm the sports genius. He loves saying it. Do you feel like you're at lunchbox no more about sports? Oh, definitely lunchbox. I feel like I kind of have the gambling corner. of it and Eddie I don't know really what angle is his. So he knows sports, you know gambling. Yeah, and then Eddie's just the dad that

tries to inform like mom, soccer moms. No, listen, listen. I'm kind of the one that just doesn't really like, like doesn't really know all the details about sports. So I have stupid questions. And I have dumb questions that I think other people have questions about. That's good. Yeah, you're right.

And then the sports genius answers. Yeah, how long is it every day? Oh, like 45 minutes. Wow. How long? He's been his five days a week. Yeah. Yeah.

I mean, Lunchbox goes on and on sometimes. Oh, he does? Yeah. Like, he has his opinions about a certain call in a game or whatever, and he'll spend a good 10 minutes on that. Wow. Yeah.

And Eddie, he tells us he watches the games on mute, so he doesn't know what the announcer's saying. I don't even know who's playing. You do it yourself? What? Call the game? No, I just watched. Oh, that was not a good call. Are you going to be in this room?

Yep. Because I have to do some podcast stuff. I got to make a phone call. Sorry. If you have to make a phone call, you can use it. this room. Well, no, because this is where they use it. Well, they have other studios they can use. No, I don't want to do. No, I'm not going to mess up there. No, because they were here 45. I remember Eddie, he's got to get home, he said. Eddie never wants to go home.

No. He said he's been getting home later and he's working like an eight-hour day and he doesn't know what to do that. Oh, no. I'm like, guys, I'm working a real eight-hour day here. Can we shorten these podcasts? But I'm going to get my sister-rying because we, I got to talk to her about something for one of my four things. We'll see you now. We're going to start the show now. This is this morning show. I started the 5 a.m.m. for us and here we go away we go folks it's your buddy and mine Mr. Bobby Bones let me know

and we're transmitting across America this is the Bobby Borg Turn it up Welcome to the show back at it again More Studio Morning

Morning Next week My band The Raging Idiots It's Eddie and myself We're playing this big show It's next week right Yeah And a lot of artists

Are coming by to play with us Like what happens is It's at the Rhyman Auditorium in Nashville and our band plays, and then, like, Luke Bryan's going to show up and play some songs. Lady Anabelleam's going to show up and play with us. And they just come in and out of us in our set. But really cool is that Three Doors Down is going to show up and play with us.

And I'm probably most excited about Three Doors Downs. It's pretty awesome. Because these other people are our friends. Yeah. We see them all. And listen, it's going to be cool for the audience to see it. Because it's like Luke Brian and Lady A. But when do we ever see Three Doors Down?

Right. You've been learning the words? Man, I'm going to do the Super Bowl. Superman part. Have you learned like the guitar parts and stuff yet? You know what I mean? Oh guitar parts yeah. I got it down. You do? I mean for the most part. Yeah. That's, I'm looking forward to that. John Parties come about to play.

Are you coming? Yeah. Are you going to do anything there? I don't know. Why? Oh, I don't know. I mean like are you, they have you doing anything. Oh, I don't. I'm sure. You're going to sing a song at some point. Probably not singing, but I'm sure do something. This homeless guy went on a $76,000 spending spree because, he has one of those magic cash cards

and there was a glitch and it gave him $76,000 he just got to go buying stuff that's amazing yeah he realized that there was a glitch in his card when a $68 transaction went through he had no money in his account so then he went on a spending spree of 14 stores

in all these sounds seeing how far he could push it he's now been jailed for two years and three months what? Yeah because he spotted the glitch and then was like well let's see how much I can get out of this him and his friends because they all started buying stuff, $76,000. You don't think he should go to jail?

He stole. He knew it was. Yeah, I guess that's true. I mean, the card was allowing him to spend the money. So it's kind of the card's fault. Can't he return everything? Yeah. I mean.

My bad. Like if they give me the wrong change at the grocery store, you know it's wrong, but you're not going to say anything. Do you go to jail for it? Yeah, but again, there's a difference in $0.9.70,000. There are different levels when you steal a certain amount. So, yeah, he's jail. Amy, what do you have over there? Well, this California woman was attacked by a dog and then bitten by the owner of the dog

because, so she's jogging along and the dog attacks her. So she pepper sprays the dog because she's scared. Oh, okay. Then the owner of the dog is mad that she pepper spray her dog and goes after the woman jogging and they end up fighting and the owner ends up biting her. Well, I actually got bit twice It's a little mixed up Here's a pepper spray

She reached into her pack Pulled out the pepper spray Sprayed the dog The dog stopped It was pretty obvious That those were not K-9 bite But rather human teeth

She got hit twice And then the dog broke up the fight The Bobby Bones show Big Bridge stories It's producer Ramundo In Sports The Clemson Tigers Won the College Football

National Championship They beat Alabama 44 to 16 in airline news make sure he gets to the airport early wait times across the country could get a lot longer due to the government shutdown and finally in weather news in the northeast tons of rain and snow careful on the roads it's going to be cold in the north and in the south and midwest really warm upper 50s and 60s talking to amy yesterday because i took her son out on saturday and now she's like you need to take my daughter out and your daughter's 11 and for me the difficulty's been what do i do with an 11 year old girl right understandable Yeah. What do I know about kid girls? Does that me call them? I don't know. Girls. I don't think so.

Young girls. So a lot of listeners have been offering advice. And some of them are calling too because you adopted your children. Are you getting a lot of people going, hey, can I ask you questions about your adoption process? I mean, occasionally, but not a lot. Not so much anymore. Here is Kaylee in Oklahoma. Hey, Kaylee.

Hey, what's happening? Nothing. I am on my way to work. But I was just calling to hop in. Me and my husband are huge fans of you guys. I love Amy. She has actually inspired me and my husband who actually consider clustering

and potentially adopt and we already have two boys. And my husband's a huge raging idiots fan. He listens to it constantly. And Sunday is his Chick-fil-A song because he's just so devastated half the time. How do you feel Amy when someone calls and says,

hey, you're inspiring me to look at adoption. I mean, I feel like, I don't know. I mean, one of the reasons why we're vocal about our adoption is because if it can help one person maybe try to go that route, because these are kids that need a home and you can change their life. And my husband's a super private person, but he kind of has got on board with us being more vocal about our story and sharing it because of that reason.

So I think it's awesome. I mean, I'm always still in a little bit of shock by it because it's like, wow. But I think we all could do that simply by sharing our stories. You never know who it's going to impact. And I think it's really awesome of you and your husband to consider fostering and adopting. Yeah, my kids actually go to a home daycare with a girl I used to work with. And they actually just got a little boy that they're fostering. And I've just been seeing the whole process they've been going through.

And you can just tell how much of the change, like just how much. much that baby has grown and how much he's more healthy. And I'm just like, I love it. Like, I just, I want to be able to change somebody else's life and make somebody else's another kid, like, give them a life they deserve. Yeah. And it really inspires me to see you and your husband do it, especially from someone from kids from a different country.

Look at that. Do you talk to your kids about the orphanage? Yes, all the time. What do you say? It's a constant conversation. Haiti is, their orphanage, their moms. and we talk about going back one day and when everybody's ready

we'll take that trip and we will see their moms and that will be a really crazy chapter for sure that will unlock because I don't know where that will go from there so it's a little scary

but when will they be ready in your mind your son's eight your daughter's 11 I always thought maybe it would take a year or two okay two years probably but now that we're a year in I'm like okay yeah maybe maybe at the year and half mark. Like, I could see us maybe going this summer, but...

Wow, really? That quick. Yeah. That would be a year and a half. So that would be a little bit shy of the two years that I kind of was thinking, but... What if they went? They were like, we want to stay. That would be really hard. I'd be like, I mean, they can't. Legally, they cannot. So that would be really hard. That's something we have to consider. Kaley, thank you for calling. Hope you have a good day at work today. Tell your husband. I said hello, and he has great taste in music, loving the raging idiots. band. I will. All right. See you later, Kaylee. Ah, bye. Bye. All right. Bye-bye. That's a good call. That's crazy.

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slash military. This guy was screaming so much in his house that they called the cops because like they heard something intense going down. Well, apparently it was a spider and he was so freaked out. He kept screaming at the spider. Oh, yes.

My pot machine. usually does the killing of the spiders in the house and my daughter was in the playroom. So I look to think, well, what can I kill this thing with? I have to kind of man up and do this. So I grab a nappy, which is the first thing I could, and start trying to smush it. And as I'm smushing it, the thing won't die. My daughter's screaming, so I'm yelling out, why won't you die as I'm smushing the spot out of it? So this adult man's yelling, why won't you die?

The daughter's screaming back. People hear it and call the cops because they think he's yelling at the daughter. It was a, why don't you die? At the top of my lungs, my partner just walked in with a place and said... Isn't that so funny? So funny. Because I would think something was up to. If he's yelling at, and the kid's yelling back.

I don't know. So that was in the news. Here's today. On this day in country music, 84 years ago, this is a good one. The Bobby Pond Show. On this day in country music. Elvis Presley was born.

Wow. He'd be 84 today, so he could totally be alive. For sure. Do you know where Elvis was born? Mississippi. Yeah. Tulipa Mississippi, yeah. Well, I'm so lonely.

I was so lonely. I could die. I was watching the Bruce Springsteen special on Netflix. Okay. And he talked about how his life was changed about the first time we saw Elvis on TV because it changed everything for anyone that wanted to do music. Heartbreak Hotel, that when we played was the first of 18 number one singles. This was his last number one single.

Wow. Suspicious minds. August, 1977, the day he died at Graceland, is now a big event there. He was 42 years old. He almost just 42 when he died. As we get closer to 42, that doesn't seem so old anymore. I know.

That is not all. I know. As kids, you're like 42. Yeah, he was long in the two. He lived a good life. Yeah. He made a good run. But now I'm 38.

I'm like, dang. I don't want to be a tiger. Because tiger's funny to rough. Elvis Presley received his first guitar On his 11th birthday From the Tupelo Hardware store The store owner had claimed That Elvis argued with his mother

In the store that afternoon Since what he really wanted was a gun But she bought him a guitar Oh That's what the store owner says There's an Elvis conspiracy now Because these people are claiming They found a secret recording

That features Elvis admitting He's living on an island And this audio was taken Four years after he died So in like 81 or so The audio is not great but here you go. People ask me all the time.

People ask me all the time where I'm living, and I can't say. About a long time I know. Can you guys hear what he's saying? Yeah. It was an audio's not terrible, huh? No. I guess I always knew that someday I probably have to use it. Wow.

What do you think? Come on, boy. Come on. I mean, anybody can do it all about some question, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I need to play this whole segment back from my son because I served him toast with peanut butter and banana the other day. And I was like, one Elvis coming right up.

And he goes, Elvis, who's Elvis? Like, not a clue. Never even heard anything. So now I can just play this segment back. Do you think that Elvis lived past his death? Like, lived past what we think was his death? Or no, Amy? No, I don't.

Eddie? Absolutely. You know his gravestone's misspelled? Yes. Aaron's misspelled. Correct. He always spelled it with one A, and the gravestone says, A.

A.A. Okay, so it was a mistake. Of course, because the other Elvis Aaron died. Not the real Elvis. People still live in Graceland, right? But you can't go and see it. Yes, the top floor of Graceland, you can not go up there. Because they say...

Is that something kids would enjoy going to do that tour? I don't know. I don't know. I would. And haven't been, and Eddie's like, we got to go. I want to take Bobby. Absolutely. Elvis was born, though, on this day, over 80 years ago.

He'd have been 84 years old today. Big Elv. And he's in the country music Hall of Fame. And? And Rock and Rockin' Hall of Fame. Yeah. There you go. from Nashville and Hollywood.

Morgan number two's 30 second skinny. Lauren Elena shared a heartfelt message on Instagram. She said she's taking a break from social media and is looking to be more like her former younger self. Florida Georgia lines Tyler Hubbard posted a photo of a letter he wrote to his younger self and it had some great advice on it, one that said keep and hold on to that childlike energy and imagination. Marin Morris also shared an Instagram post.

It was nine of them. They were all cryptic and captionless. and fans are speculating that means new music is on the way. I'm Morgan number two. That's your skinny. It's time for the good news. Tell me something good. A nine-year-old boy helped save his grandfather's life.

Somerset police credited the nine-year-old boy with saving his 80-year-old grandfather's life during a medical emergency on Saturday. Kaysen was visiting his grandpa, and they were going to get some pizza, and the boy noticed that something was wrong while sitting in the back seat, waiting for his grandfather to start the car.

He was like, hey, he was acting weird. He was stepping all over the pedals and stuff, and I said, do you want me to call 911? He didn't answer him for the four times, so the nine-year-old said, I knew something was up. So he took over. He called 911. They came out. He held his grandfather, like, held him on the chair, like, wrapped his arms around him and held him still. Yeah.

I just don't know what a nine-year-old would normally do. Like, your son's eight. Yeah. Would he have any idea if you got sick? Yeah, I think, and he would recognize, and he would probably ask me, what's wrong, what's wrong? But I don't know that he would know how to call 911. Somerset police say he was able to describe his grandfather's symptoms and provide other valuable information that assisted first responders in providing the necessary treatment as soon as they got there and was able to actually listen to them and do what he was supposed to do while he was with him. Eddie, how old is your son?

Ten. Would he be able to do that with you? It's a good question. I've taught him 911 and I feel like he knows how to do that. I've never tested him on it, so I don't know. I know my son learned about it, but like would he actually do it? I hope he does. Do they want to call 911 at weird times now just because they know it?

Oh, well, right after they learn about it in school, like, I don't know, this summer or something, right before the summer started, I did something, I maybe was going too fast, or I ran a red lot. I don't know what I did, but he wanted to call 911 on me. And he was in the back of the car. I think I went through a yellow and it sort of turned red. I mean, I was running the red light. And he was like, I need to call 911. You just broke the law. Keep you accountable.

That's true. Someone's always going to keep you in check. That's right. Corruption, you know? I'm like, prove it. Show me you know how to die. And, by the way, you don't have the password to my phone. That's another thing.

They don't know how to get into my phone. So if they needed to call 911, if I wasn't unconscious, I got to fix that. No, you can just put that if they know how to go to your phone. You can call 911. Or teach them the emergency. Yeah, you just like swipe at a certain. I don't even know how to do it. But you just swipe it a certain way and it calls 911.

Anyway, that's a good story about a nine-year-old being prepared. And maybe you'll, you know, sit down with your kids and talk to them about that today. So, okay, there you go. The bone show. Bonehead. Gorry up the day. This story comes to us from Munhall, Pennsylvania. 19-year-old Ryan's a real go-getter.

He's a volunteer firefighter with the fire department, always out there, you know, trying to do good. Well, there's not been much action lately, so he went out and set up a couple fires on purpose. Oh, I saw this in the news. Yeah, arson. Arson. He was lighting people's front porch on fire, so they would get called and he could go and put it out. Oh, no. Oh, wow.

And security cameras show him starting the fires. Yeah, everybody has those doorbell cameras now or some sort of camera. Yeah. Like, at least go to backports. Or a garage. Yeah, but he's a firefighter that was burning people's houses down. He didn't ever get out. He never got out of control.

Because he's a good firefighter. He was there on top. And he was tipped off by himself. He was there before the calling would pay. That's crazy, huh? Yeah, I'm lunchbox. That's your Bonehead story of the day. Bobby Bones is on.

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Let me know. Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Boll. On yesterday's show, I talked about going rock climbing, and Amy asked me who I went with, and I said, I went on a date, and then Amy was just grilling me, which I guess it's... What's fascinating? You went on a date, and you're acting casual about it. Because it's a casual...

Kathy in Arkansas, you're on. What do you want to say to Amy? Hey, Amy, Bobby, everybody else. Just wanted to let you know, Amy. Hold your questions. You sound like this is an act of God. It is. No, it's not.

He's an adult. He finally found somebody to casually go hang with for a few minutes, an hour, whatever. And you're making it sound like, well, first of all, you're making it sound like a jealous girlfriend. Oh, wow. What? That's interesting. That's a good angle. No, that is not the angle I thought.

you're going to go. I thought you were going to say you're an overly caring best friend who is now curious to learn that he went on a date and we went all weekend and I had no idea and he just casually brings up that he went rock climbing. When I asked him who he went with, I was zero percent expecting him to say

that he was on a date so I just got excited. But Kathy, when she makes it a big deal like that, it makes me not want to like share that stuff, you know? He's going to play a cool. Right? Yeah. I understand. I totally understand.

Because that's what I was thinking. Good heavens. Me too. Good heavens. Wait, but Kathy, don't you want to know some of this stuff, too, as a listener that's invested in Bobby's life? Only to the point where it's something I need to know. Like, you know, if they decide to cohabitate. Well, you know, and I don't really need to know that.

I'd be happy for him. But, geez. Well, that is a good question. Bobby, are you planning on cohabitating with this young lady? Oh, my God. Seriously. Hey, Kathy, thank you for sticking up for me. I appreciate that.

You're welcome, Bobby. Y'all have a great day over there. Yeah, you too. You have a good day, too. Listen, my point is, I was just sharing, because that's what I do on this show. And then you guys shot fireworks and made everybody look at the display. Well, she made it seem like it was only me, and it wasn't. It was Eddie and Lunchbox, too.

You were the leader of the pack. Yeah, we followed your lead to me. That's true. That's true. Well, sorry. I am intrigued. So, wait. Did you talk to her last night?

Did she know we talked about her? Yeah, did she hear? See, this is, did I talk to her? We texted, it was not brought up. She doesn't listen to the show really. All right. Like, a little bit. Yeah, but in Spanish.

I mean, she did listen a little. Now she might listen more. If you started to date, I go on a date with somebody who was like on the news. You would watch the news more. I agree. There's no shame in that. Why she sent at her desk, she probably put the earphones in. But I don't, I'm not trying to make this a bit because I don't want, it's nothing more.

We just want on a date. That's all. Yeah. And so now it's like a thing. I was just hoping he was going to reveal where she worked because I said she sits at a desk and he didn't say, no, she doesn't. I didn't say anything. I'm going to play a song now. That's my trick.

I was going to ask what she did, but he's not going to tell us. No, I'm not telling, because it's not a thing. It's nothing. Okay. Well, let it go. No. Oh, yeah. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Yeah, I will. Especially, I mean, Kathy, Kathy maybe had some good points. Kathy brought it back up. on and not talk about it ever again. Ever again. There you go.

Bobby bones. I get on Reddit a lot, the website. It's just basically a big message board about whatever. And sometimes people ask questions. And so the woman wrote on Reddit, hello, this might look funny, but it's an actual problem between me and my husband. They're 23 and 24 years old.

They've been dating for a year, then they got married for a couple years, and she's pregnant, but he wants to name the baby girl they're about to have, the same name as one of his ex-girlfriends. What do you think of her? about that. No.

What if it's just a great name? Yeah, that's exactly right. It's a beautiful name. It has nothing to do with the people in the past. It's a beautiful name. Like, the name Elizabeth. If that's a beautiful name, who cares if you made out with Elizabeth back in the day? There's a lot of beautiful names.

Like, I don't, I mean, unless it also happens to be the name that, like, runs in your family or, like, your mom or your grandma had. I mean, okay, maybe. But not if it's just strictly the name of your ex-girlfriend. No. So if you and your husband were having a great. girl and he used to date someone named Monica. Yeah. But there was no Monica that was

his aunt or mom or grandma. And he was like, I really liked the name Monica. He wasn't even saying it was about her really. Yeah. But you knew. You just really, really like the name. I love the name Monica. Come on, Amy. I just don't know. I don't think so. Fine. When we have a boy, do I get to name my ex-boyfriend? Is that what you're going to do? Get into

the... Wow, tip or tap. So you wouldn't let... You wouldn't name the baby after that. I would just think we could come up with a better name that isn't going to bring up memories of somebody else. What if you're like me, all the girls' names would be out? Oh, because you dated out. Because I was all over the place. Oh, my gosh.

I was, you know, I was a wild child. You know what I'm saying? So that means but this was like a real girlfriend, not just someone who he made out with. Yeah, like a legit, serious relationship. What I wonder and we can have you guys call in, if there was ever a name that like your husband or even wife suggested, it doesn't have to be

after an ex, but you were like, you're not naming our baby after this. You know, like, your husband's like, I want to name a Miller. You're like, that's a cool name after the beer. You're like, we're not naming our baby. Middle name light. Yeah, Miller Light. So if you got into this issue where your husband and wife wanted to name your kid after

something you thought was totally dumb, call us. So did your husband want to name your kids after something ridiculous? Hey, Carissa and Virginia, how are you? I'm good. How are you? I'm really good. Tell me your story. So my ex-husband wanted to name our son after a,

video game character. Yeah, which one? Little Mario, a little Sonic the Hedgehog, what? No, from the video game Zelda. He wanted to name him Link after the hero in the game. Yeah, I know Link. I actually don't even mind Link as a name. My husband wanted a name if we had a son. He wanted to name

him Lincoln and call him Link for short. Like, he loves the name Link. But that's after Abraham Lincoln? He's after a video game. But still, same name. Hey, what do you think Chris, he didn't like it or what? Well, we ended up going with Junior And naming him after him Because I couldn't get down with the video game

What if he would have just said Like he didn't mention Zelda to you And he said, I really like the name Link Would you have been more open to it If the video game had not been a part of that conversation? Maybe I think when we found out we were having a boy I was kind of said I was naming him

Junior anyway So Well at least it wasn't Yoshi You know There could have been You know your son and I played Mario Kart Amy when we went to the video game place. Yeah.

And I got Yoshi. When I play Mario Card, I always got Yoshi. He was pound for pound the best. I felt. And then the princess, but I just wanted to be a princess. We're talking about if your husband wanted to name your kids after something, and you're like, wait, what? Hey, Corey in Indiana, you're on the show.

Hi. What's going on? So I was named after, I don't know that I was named after, but I have the same name as one of my dad's ex-girlfriend. My mom didn't know until after I was named. So how that didn't have shaking itself out? I don't ever remember being a big deal and I like my name because it's a boy-girl name

so I think my mom was fine with it Did you ever meet Corey that you were named after? No, I never met or seen a picture or really It was never really a thing You never looked her up on Facebook, nothing? No, but now I'm curious Yeah, me too, let us know. Hey Corey, thank you for the call Yeah, thanks.

I like your name too if I'm being honest, I think it's cool. Yeah, it's cute Yeah. Hey, thank you. Let's go to Becky in South Carolina. Hey, Becky. Hey, talk to me. Yeah, so my ex-husband was named Daryl, and our first son was named Daryl, and he wanted to name our second son, Daryl. Why? He had the new heart thing wanting to go on. That's my cousin Daryl. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I get that. I used to watch that show, but you said no. No, no.

You still had two Daryls, though, right? What'd you name the third Daryl? What did you name the third Daryl? What did you name the third Daryl? Jordan. Jordan. Okay. All right, all right.

Hey, thanks for the call. I appreciate that. Let's go over and talk to Rachel. Rachel, you're on the air. Hey, Bobby. Good. You good? Yeah.

Tell me your story. Tell me your story. I wanted to name my son, Rallings after the sports equipment. He's a big baseball fan, and that's the name or the brand of the baseball gloves. Yeah. And I definitely wasn't a fan. Amy, what do you think of the name Ralling without knowing that it's about baseball equipment? No, I mean, like, I mean, like,

I'm picturing it written across the bat right now. I don't know that Rawlings makes bad. Did they? I don't think so. Yeah, I don't think so. Well, that's what I was picturing, but maybe it was a glove. What do you think about that? He didn't tell me it was the glove or the brand.

When he said the name, I like the sports equipment, he said, yeah. No. So, like, could you call him Raw for short? No, I don't like to call. That's gross. You call him Rawlings. Hey, Rachel, thank you for the call. Appreciate that.

Hey, yeah, thanks for all the calls. And to keep them coming. if you want. Here, let's do the biggest songs in country music right now. This is the top five songs in country music as voted on by, well, nobody, I guess. It's voted on. Here are the top three songs. At number three this week is Thomas Rett 16. At number two, Dustin Lynch, good girl. Here you go. And your number one song, the song we just played is speechless from Dan and Shea. into me because watching you is all that I can't.

Good for those guys. And your number one song in pop and alternative is the same song. It's the song for Panic at the disco. You hear the song ever? Yeah. It's good. It's pretty good. It took a minute for me, but I like it.

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Hey, Laura. Hey. What do you think? And had named our second child, Tristan. You named him what is it? Tristan. Tristan, got it. Go ahead.

So I didn't know at the time. but he's actually named after Brad Pitt's character in the movie Legends of the Fall. Oh, wow, good movie. Wait, so your husband picked the name, but didn't tell you why he picked the name? Right, and I had actually never seen the movie. So I didn't know about that. I was like, oh, hey, yeah, I liked that name. It's a good name.

So we named him Kristen. And then after he was born, I saw the movie. And he was like, yeah, that's where I got his name from. And how did you feel about that? Yeah, I was okay with it. I like the name. It's our son, but it was just a shock knowing that he's named after a Brad Pitt character. Yeah, a little bit.

He kept that from you. Like, that might be considered a lie. Oh, mission's a lie, right? Like, if you don't tell someone something? Hey, Laura, thank you for the call. I bet it's warm down in Florida, huh? It's beautiful. Yeah, of course it is.

Rubbing it in. Hey, thank you, Laura. Mary and Georgia, you're on. Hi, my name is Mary, and my daughter is named after a golf club. Okay, hold on. No, tell me. What golf, let's think about golf club. Driver.

PING. Callaway. Oh, yeah, yeah. Bridgestone. Titleist. Tidalist. What's your name? Her name is Calloway.

Oh, there you go. That's cute. I don't hate the name. No, I like it. It's not bad. Yeah. What do you think about that, Mary? I love the name.

Yeah, me too. And actually, in our town, there's several other little girls now who have been named Calloway Fent. Oh, that would irritate me, though. Oh, that would irritate me, though. Like you go all original and they copy that? And you got to submit her name to Calloway. You got to send them a letter. They'll send you free stuff for naming your daughter out of their stuff.

I should. I should do that. Absolutely. Well, thank you. Is she playing golf by any chance? She does play golf. It kind of be a waste if she did. Yeah, kind of a wasted name if you don't play golf and your name's Callaway.

Hey, thank you for the call, Mary. Thanks. All right, bye. See later. I like that. I was reading this story. YouTube star 24 years old is going to marry his 61-year-old girlfriend. What?

Wait, so. He says, we are truly soulmates. They met on Tinder. Here's what I'm thinking, though. I'm listening to the story on the news, one of those dumb news pop shows. And I'm going, wait, aside from the age difference, did he have his options where he could actually meet a 61-year-old? Because you have to set your parameters of what you're looking for.

Yeah. So he must have been open to that. Oh, wait, it's two women. I didn't know that. Two women with 37-year age difference. For some reason, that doesn't seem as crazy to me. You're like, oh, okay. I don't know why.

That doesn't seem as crazy to me. The age difference is pretty gigantic, 24 and 61. Yeah. But here's why, because I think women are just better people. Yeah. And they can probably bond and be cool with an age difference. Like, I thought it was a young guy and an old woman. We truly are soulmates.

You know what? Good for them. This story is not even... What are you thinking about that? That's Sarah, what's her name? Sarah Paulson. Do you know the actress? It was in Birdbox, the sister.

She was also in O.J. Simpson. Yes. I think her girlfriend is the mom from two and a half men. Is she like 80? Oh, yeah. I think you're right. You know what I mean? And good for them.

You know what I'm saying? That's all. Like, I don't get that. But I don't get it. I don't care what's going on. I don't get it. When a guy and a girl, a girl, I don't know. It's just the old, like, when it's like 40, 50 years difference.

It's getting up there Right Right Yeah okay Yes But who were we What are we doing? Whoa

I'm not What you're looking at Whoa What He's looking at the age difference Yeah The girl The wife

The is Holland Taylor She's 75 Yeah Is it the girl from Two and a half men The mom Yes Another girl

44 What What? Wow What? What? What's your Again

It's an adult It's two adults What's your age range Uh I don't know. Oh, 25. No. No, to what?

What range do you go to? Oh, you're saying up. 25 to 21. Not down. That's what we're talking about. Up. Like, how old will you date? That's the thing.

I'm 38. Probably. 37. I don't, I don't know. Have you ever dated anybody older than you? I only dated older people until I turned about 27. By older, do you mean like six months or do you mean like older? I was like 21 and a 26 year old.

It was like things like that. I forgot. For a while. Like, yeah. Nice, man. I'll always try to date my maturity level. I think I've gotten older and they've stayed it by the same. Yeah.

Yeah. I get older. That's right. But, yeah, probably. I don't know. So if you fill out a dating profile or a dating app. What do you mean? Well, like, are you on a dating app?

Aren't you on that one that's like for famous people or something? It's not. Not that you're famous, but you know what I mean. It's like everybody famous and me. That's it on those app. But what's it called? Oh, is it secret? No, I don't know.

I'm like talking about it. And I'm on it a little bit, but a lot of people don't match me. They don't think I'm cool. Well, maybe you need to increase your age range. No, I'm not doing that. Oh, yeah, open it up. Me and Carol Burnett are going to be leaving a party like Pete Davidson and Kate Beck and so. She turns 97 next week.

Betty White does. She probably would be awesome to date. I wonder if she's on Raya. That's what it's called. Raya? Yeah. Wait, so you officially got on there for real? I get on about once a week, and I don't get a bunch of matches.

So how does it work? I got on Bumble for a while. I've done pretty much all of them. You know the same way as everything else. I need to get on farmers only. I need to just fully. There's another one I saw a commercial called MyTime. That's for people over 50.

That's how I would get on for this. I would be such a stud on an older person dating app. I'd probably do you feel slaying them. Probably, but you're not old enough. I know, but that's what I like about. And farmers only just know that they're not all farmers. Because my friend, she was complaining because she ended up going out with the mechanic and she really wants to date a farmer.

Like she does. You finally signed up for farmers only. Oh, you mean like they're not all, they don't all own farms. And you get an architect. You're like, wait, what? You get this great job. You're like, no. Yeah, no.

She really wants a country boy. Like she wants him to drive a truck, him to have a beard, maybe wear overalls on the the weekend, like just super cute. That's like her jam. She wants that. So she thought that was her way in. And she ended up going out with a guy. He was a mechanic.

She was like, what? But how, okay. No, I think the commercial is for country people, not just farmers. She wanted a farmer. Okay. If you're a good wingman, wing woman, you can earn 40 bucks an hour. There's a website that's hiring wing people. Bark.com.

And so you can actually buy one. And you pay, you know, 80 bucks, 90 bucks, and you go out to a bar or a restaurant, and they do the work. And the rule is they can't flirt with anyone, so they can't change their mind and actually want to start dating the person. But they go out. People are turning to the service. Isn't that crazy?

Yeah. I guess there's something... I've never seen this. I haven't either, but I mean, I guess it's an extra way to make money. If you're good at it, but you have to be willing to not flirt. Well, you may be married, too. I mean, you don't have to be single to be a wing person. Really?

I mean, I've been wing a lot. Oh, I thought it was like an extra job for, like, college kids. Well, it can be, but I mean, it's extra job for anybody that can do it. So I saw that. You made $40 an hour being a wing person. These are the best workout songs Here you go According to this

Eminem till I collapse As I'm Also Eminem lose yourself Basically it's all Eminem songs That I get you mad Kanye stronger Kanye Power And then here's Uptown Funk

What do you think the number one Workout song is for people over 50 Because they have it on here people over 50 years old their favorite workout song think about that okay go ahead respect

oh no that's no I got one go ahead staying alive the Bee G's Amy any guess no that rocky song IA tiger

wow yeah old soul over there this does get me pumped up that opening bar that that I was looking at a story

about the golden globes and they hit a four years year ratings low. But here's the thing with ratings for anything on television. They're just going to go down. Every year they're going to go down. This happens with every award show. They're like, oh, the ratings aren't what they used to be. And they start slamming the hosts. And if the ratings are the same from the year before, massive victory. If for some reason they do happen to go up a bit, humongous, and it won't happen to get next year. So you're just seeing all of the ratings because people are given more options. It's not that the shows are worse. It's really not. Sometimes you've got to

stop doing three-hour shows. You have to stop doing three-hour award shows. Nobody's going to sit through that. If you're caring about ratings. Now, if you're just selling commercials and you're like, we'll take the bad ratings, we're just going to get our commercial money. That's different, but then don't complain about the ratings. No, I haven't watched three hours of anything. Yeah. Did you watch three hours of

last night? No, I didn't watch. I watched some of it, but I didn't watch three hours. No, I didn't get to watch it. You didn't watch it? I was counting on you today to give us the Bachelor recap. I have some recaps. I mean, I got, I mean, listen, it was the football game and the Bachelor. Bachelor was long. I couldn't watch the whole thing. There's no way. The football game wasn't even

good. Yeah, I know. I know. The Golden Globes, hosted by Andy Sandberg and Sandra O, hit a four-year ratings low. You just, you can't have these long award shows. And the Golden Globes is where they eat, right? Yes. The Golden Globes is kind of the fun one. Where they also put TV in there. Yeah. Where, like, the Oscars, it's the big one, but who cares about

lighting in a short film? Or costume design. In a foreign language done by thumb puppets. You know, it's Every weird category that you can have. But, yeah, we need to do like an hour or put them on Netflix so we can skip through. You know, everything's going to be on-demand. It's what we need. On-demand, on-demand.

It's time for the good news. With Amy. Tell me something good. So this woman, Rachel, was washing dishes recently and a wine glass broke, and she cut herself pretty badly, like her wrist. Like, it was a serious injury. to call 911. They came. I mean, there was bleeding everywhere. She went to the hospital. She was taken care of. Thank goodness. And she was just like thinking, oh, I'm going to have to go home and

clean up this crazy mess because it really was a big mess. And she got home to find that the firefighters that showed up to help her stayed behind and cleaned up all the blood and everything, all in her kitchen, the glass, made sure everything was spotless so she could come home to a clean kitchen. Hey, good for them. I wonder if they were bored. We just saved a life. We got a little downtime. We might as well clean it up. But cleaning up blood, too. Oh, yeah.

No, yeah. No, just that they wiped down. It was all over her counters, fridge, coffee maker, speakers, cabinets. They cleaned it all. Dang, but she just run around? She cut herself and do laughs or what? She just started swinging her arm. Yeah.

That's good. Good on them. They saved her and they cleaned up. That's what's all about right there. That was Tell Me Something Good. Morgan number two coming to you. Bobby Bonsham. The latest from Nashville and Hollywood.

Morgan number two's 32nd Spinney. Lauren Elena. shared a heartfelt message on Instagram. She said she's taking a break from social media and is looking to be more like her younger self. Yeah, she's like, hey, kind of been soiled a bit by the

anger on social media, so I'm going to jump off for a bit. I hit those times too where it's like, man, I just look at social media, it's people just yelling at me or not even me. It's people just yelling at each other. When I was on Dancing with the Stars it got brutal, where it didn't bother me so much, but I was watching my people fight with the Dancing with the Stars people, because people

the hardcore fans of dancing with the stars did not like me because I did not know how to dance as good as they wanted me to dance and I won and didn't like that and so they were just they would be like you suck and there are people would be like no you suck and I watch a bar brawl down in the comments I just shut them down man yeah there you go I don't look at our Facebook page I don't ever go to our show Facebook page because it's only fights it's bad over there

yeah it's a bad part of town that you only go to if you got to go see your aunt you know like if like once every three months you got to swing by See your auntie. You go by, but yeah. Morgan number two, what else? Florida Georgia lines, Tyler Hubbard, posted a photo of a letter he wrote to his younger self, and it had some great advice, one that said, keep and hold on to that childlike energy and imagination. That's what I need to do. Hold on to that childlike energy. What else, Morgan number two? And Marin Morris shared nine cryptic and captionless Instagram images that have... What was it? Nine what?

Cryptic and captionless Instagram. I don't know what that is. So their Instagram posts without captions. and they're just blank pictures. Bones, you liked one of them. That's how I saw it. It was like just a... Okay, I just liked a blank picture.

A tan... I thought she was just making some sort of like big art thing on her page. Oh, yeah, like six squares or whatever. I don't know what cryptic ablacanae is, whatever she said. Captionless. Yes. Cryptic caption.

Oh, that's what she said. Yes. Well, it has fans speculating that new music is on the way. Yeah, she told us that she'd have music out in January on this show, so I don't feel like I'm out of place for saying that. So, okay, cool. at Morgan number two. Yep, I'm Morgan number two.

That's your skinny. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones. Let go. Translidate. Over to Amy now with the Morning Corny. The Morning Corny. The doctor tells a woman that she has only six months to live.

He advises her to marry a chemist. Oh, shoot. I had the wrong one. Morning Corny. All right, go ahead. I was looking up science jokes, and I was. I had the wrong one pulled up. All right.

Give us another one. Okay. What happened to the guy who is reading a book on helium? What happened to a guy reading a book on helium? He couldn't put it down. There you go. That was the morning corny. I'm not married.

I don't have any kids. Eventually, I'd like to be married and have kids. But I don't yet. I don't know the rules of having kids. I don't know the laws about having kids. And so I take Amy's 8-year-old son and we go hang out this weekend. I didn't know kids can't ride in the front. seat? Who told me? Nobody? Amy didn't say, Stevenson can't ride in the front seat. He's only eight.

No, she just said, have fun. And we did. So all of a sudden we get back and I had... He's eight in the size of a five-year-old. When I was eight and I was the size of a five-year-old, I was standing up in the seat. I know. I was on the hood. It's just a different time. Different time. So I didn't know. I just thought he was supposed to ride in the back according to you. And I said, hey, you can ride up front. And he was like, really? And I was like, why not, dude? We're just hanging out. And so He's like, really? Well, mom care? I said, don't tell your mom.

Who cares? We're just having fun. I did know I was breaking the law. I've been known to be a bad boy, but I don't know. I'm trying to break the law. So we go and I was like, don't tell your mom. And so this is you talking to him yesterday about that? Yeah, I decided to ask him.

Okay. Did Bobby let you ride in the front seat? No. He didn't? Uh-uh. Wow, he's good. He's real good. Wow, okay.

Why are you smiling like that? I don't know. Did Bobby let you ride in the front seat? No. I was like, man, he has Bobby's back. This is legit. Come on. I had to like press on.

Stevenson, come here, seriously. Is this a different point? Totally different clip. Because the audio sounds different. Yeah, totally different. He rode away on a scooter. All right. And I was running after him and I go, Stevenson, come here.

My secret agent over here, keeping all that. Stevenson, come here. Seriously. Seriously. Did Bobby let you ride in the front seat? Yes. He did. Yeah. Why did you say no all those times?

I don't know. You don't know? Mm-mm. Hmm. Well, thank you for telling the truth. No, I don't. You just say that? He did it? You just said it? I don't say that.

I'm in trouble. You're not going to be in trouble. Is Bobby your boy? Yeah. Okay. Wow. He was even, once he got caught, he was even saying it was his... Yeah, I said, did Bobby tell you to say that?

And he said no. But then he kind of makes fun of you. Well, yeah, because... now he's in one of the pin. I'll be singing like a bird, too. That's what happens. All right. I guess you're just having a little fun with your boy.

He didn't know he was breaking the law, I guess. Did you tell him you could sit in the front seat? Yeah, I say, can I sit in a seat? And you say, yes. And I say, Mom, does it. Yeah, he said Mom was supposed to. Yeah. Let me sit in a seat and he said, go ahead.

Don't worry about the mom. You'll find my mom. Later, sweetening. There you go. I mean, I feel like that's you, and you're like, don't worry about your mom. That was like an episode of First 48, you know, where they start with like, oh, I didn't do it.

I was singing, that was like, all right. I said, once she buzzed it, he's throwing it all out there. Yeah. There is a brand new Bobby cast up. So as soon as our show is over, if you love, like, songwriters and artists and, you know, long-form stories and interviews, the first artist in my class of 2019,

to Neil Townes. She came over to the house and we did a bobby cast. And she got up on stage when she was nine years old and sang with Shania, but only because she was in the crowd. She was standing up front with a sign. And Shania pulled her up on stage. These ladies who we didn't even know that were sitting beside us snuck a disposable camera into the concert because you weren't allowed to bring cameras.

And that's the only way she got a picture of this is because these people had a camera. And so they like passed the camera to my mom and the fiddle player took it up on stage. And they were like, we're her aunties. And we had like just met them an hour ago. And then we got their address and they sent us the film roll from this disposable camera after the show. Isn't that cool? Yeah, she's from Canada. And she was up.

And when Shania comes, it's like the queen of Canada singing. So she's nine. She gets up on stage. She sings. What song was it? Do you remember her? Honey, I'm home? Yeah.

She gets up and she sings and then she got to see Shania again later in life. She talks about that. Just search Bobbycast, wherever you listen to podcasts, to Neil Towns. I'm a huge fan. She's opened up for Dirks on Durks's Burning Man tour. 25 minutes. Are you 25? Wow, it's pretty good.

Yeah. Because I'm crazy, right? Yeah. That's actually pretty good. Wow. I know. I'm thinking the same thing. So have you timed it?

Mm-hmm. I mean... 24-50 something was the last run through. So we got to, we're going to tighten it a little bit more. So we've got some breathing room. You can't go over. Can't go over. Not even like 10 seconds.

Don't go. Because it's bad form. With Dirks or brothers are going to get mad at you, probably not. If you go over, like a minute. But you don't. Like, that's a rule. I do not want to go over him. All right, start you down.

Episode 149 of the Bobby Cats with Tenile Towns. All right, that being said, we're going to come back in a second and do a will-it Uber. Now, what we're going to do with this is, and we'll get this music going again, is that we have a poem. Where's the poem? Let's read the poem. Here we go. Lunchbox will go out and we'll order an Uber with my phone. The car drives up.

You're going to tip him up front, which doesn't normally happen. Yeah. But I want you to give him money up front. And then he'll also get paid for the Uber. And you say, hey, buddy, my girl's going to be at this place you're going. If you can deliver this poem and it also. to read it to her. Okay, but with emotion. Yeah, but here's the poem. It's a short one. From the day that I met you, I knew you were a cutie.

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Hello, Morgan number two. Are you there? Yes, I'm here. What are you, are you at a gas station or what? No, I'm at a turnip truck, a little patio space right now. Okay, so this is a place in town where you go and you get your juices, get your healthy stuff, a little grocery store, yeah. A little healthy grocery.

So what she's going to do is she... Kip Moore's always at that one. Who? Kip Moore. Do you see Kip Moore there, Morgan, number two? No, not yet. Are there any celebrities there at the old turnip truck? Not currently, no.

It's pretty dead here. So she's going to wait and see if the Uber driver will deliver her a poem. Now Lunchbox is called the Uber How far out's the car, Lunchbox? The car is, we're looking about three and a half minutes on the car. Okay, I'm going to hit the song then to come back. Do you have your poem ready?

Yeah, from the day that I'm making. Okay, we'll come back. He's got it. He's going to give this poem to the Uber. Hey, do you take the cash, the $20 to tip him? No one gave me cash. Oh, my, he has cash. No, he's not going to use some money.

I don't have cash. I'm broke. He will not use his own money. Okay, we're going to go out to Lunchbox, who's standing by. playing a round of Will at Uber. We have this app and you order a car. It's Uber and it drives you wherever you want. But sometimes we like to put things in the car

and see if the Uber will act like a delivery service. Lunchbox, how far out's the car? We are less than a minute away. I think they have turned on to this road and they are just slowly driving down the road looking at addresses. Looking for the address right here. Read me the poem that you're going to ask him to read.

From the day I met you, I knew you were a cutie. Then you walked away and I saw that. Rudy. So what you're going to do is you're going to ask him. Cars here, guys. Ask him to deliver it. Tip him up front. Be like, I'm going to pay you and tip you. And ask him to read it. Here we go. It's Natasha. Oh, it's a girl. Here we go. Hello, Natasha. Oh, hey, no. Hold on us. Well, I need you to do me a huge favor. Okay. So I got in trouble with my girlfriend last night because I watched the football game instead of the bachelor. So I need you to take this poem to her and you're going to see her. She's a little blonde girl. She's sitting at the picnic table. And she's a haughty. You'll know who she is. I need. you to read her that poem and I'm going to tip you.

Here's $20. I'm going to tip you up front, but she's going to be sitting there. I'm at work and I can't leave. And so I told her I was going to meet her for breakfast. I know you've never seen something like this before. I know. I know. I know.

I know. It's crazy, Natasha. Natasha, I know. But when you get there, can you read that to her with some emotion? Like, this is how I wanted to sound. I wanted to say, here, here. From the day I met you, I knew you were a cutie. then you walked away

and I saw that booty No no I'm not playing I'm not playing Natasha Natasha please I don't want to listen I told her I'm gonna meet her for breakfast This is my way of getting back in good Hey there's one thing you don't play about It's that booty to that

Hey if there's one thing I don't play about It's that booty We good $20 Okay read it with some emotions Say $20 make you holla $20 make you holler Come on now

Come on now Come on now Love you Oh, she did the sign of the cross and she's gone. She's going to do it. Okay. Wow. Okay.

See? Okay. This is good. So you gave her 20 bucks. We're going to check in with Morgan number two. We're going to wait for the car to come. How far are you going to take it to get over there? Five minutes, seven minutes?

Do we know? No, I think it'll be shorter than that. Okay. Then we'll just hang. Come back inside. I'm going to put Morgan number two on the phone. Okay. All right.

All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. Yeah, I'm here. Okay. Were you listening in?

Yes. I heard all of it. How long do we think it's going to take her to get over there? Because I can pop away for like four minutes or I can hang out for four or five. What do we think? Where was he Meteorian? I know, but where was lunchbox with the Uber truck? In front of the building.

I'm just going to play a song. Morgan number two? Yep. Be looking for Natasha. Do you know what kind of car it is? No idea. What kind of car am I looking for? I have no idea.

We'll figure that. She'll find you. He said. We'll do tequila. Hold on. We'll come back. We're playing a round of Willett, Uber, where Lunchbox gave the girl Natasha, the Uber driver.

Hey, Morgan, number two, are you there? Yeah, I'm here. She's driving a silver Chevy Cruise, maybe? That's what to this? Okay, so look for a silver Chevy Cruise as I tell our listeners the story, okay? Okay. All right, so lunchbox? I think she's pulling up.

Okay. We're going to see if she reads the poem out loud. Oh, yeah. With a motion. With a motion. In booty. Yeah, I see her. Okay.

Way better. Oh. Okay. She stopped. We're seeing if she gets out of the car right now. Oh, she's going to. But you need to, like, acknowledge that you're her. I told her is the hotties sitting at the picnic table.

We heard you. Yeah, yeah. The Uber driver's been given a poem to read. And $20. Will it Uber, the poem? All right, she's parking. Okay. She's getting out.

Oh, come on, come on. Go ahead. Oh, shit. All right. Oh, bad hard job. She's coming. Okay. She's still walking?

Yep, she's walking up now. Okay, we're going to listen in. Okay. Put us on speaker. Okay. Make sure you're the only haughty. She re-did it somewhere else. Morgan number doing something.

That's embarrassing. She's coming. Okay. How far out? Hi. Interesting. Okay, here we go. All right, he did good.

He did good. This is there. Tell her to do it again, louder. Say, we didn't hear. We didn't hear. Okay. Would she put us in her pocket? Is she sitting on the phone?

What happened to the phone? I'm here, I'm here. We couldn't hear anything. Did you put on your pocket or way? No, wait, can I have you read it one more time? He just picked up the phone and he wants to hear it. He wants to make sure it happen. Yeah, yeah, loud.

Can you do it really loud for me? Go ahead. He wants to make sure it happen. Yeah. Ready? Okay. You got those. This is crazy.

Okay. From the day that I met. you, I knew you were a cutie. Then you walked away and I saw that movie. Nice. Nice, nice. All right, Falking number two. Tell her good job.

We'll temper on the app too. We'll temper all the ways. Okay, that's okay. Is that awkward or no? That was awesome. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. She did it twice, and he said it was the best thing she's ever seen.

She took a picture of the poem. All right. And it was great, everyone. We got a victory this morning on the show. Here's what happens when you try to mug a female UFC fighter where you get the crap beat out of you. A man tried to try to. to mug a UFC fighter name Pollyanna Viana, and she beat him up so bad, and then she held him

in an arm bar until police came. Wow. That's pretty awesome, huh? Great. After filing a report, she went home, made herself dinner. Ain't a thing. I always said that would be my luck. I finally decided to do a robbery.

You know how there was a kidnapping, and the guy ran the woman into the karate. Yeah. Like, that would be my luck, my first time to kidnap. And I'm like, all right. And then I, where am I? Well, I'm in a ninja layer. And I get the crap beat out of me. Yeah, good for her.

She was sitting outside of her apartment complex waiting for an Uber. Wow. When a man sat next to her and demanded her phone, he claimed to have a gun, so she whooped him. She threw two punches and a kick, put him in a rear naked choke, then sat him down, put him in an arm bar, and said, now wait for the police. Love it. Wow. Okay, so what do you do if that's you in that situation, Bobby, and he's demanding your phone? I run.

I hit him my phone. Like, I go get him a new phone from somebody else, too. I can have, like, four phones. I rob people to give him phones. Yeah, when people can... Listen, I've been raw before. You give them everything because all of that stuff is replaceable.

And I'm not a fighter. I give up to him. Maybe give him a little massage. Pat him on the butt. Make him feel good. Go bad as well. Give him a compliment. Yeah, yeah.

Tummies cute. Yeah, yeah. I don't mess with that. No. Now that it's, again, it's fight or flight. And most of the time it should be flight first. Two kinds of people, right? No, it's...

You should run first. Oh, yeah. And if you can't really... run, that's the only time you really fight, unless you're trained. Don't watch TV and think you can fight somebody just because you see, you know, Vin Diesel or, what's it, uh, Statham? Jason Statham Oh yeah. Beat somebody up. Before you got robbed though, did you think you could fight? I thought about actually, one time I had a gun coming as in my car and a gun comes into my head, right? And the guy's holding a gun up to my head. I honestly thought that I was going to take that gun, hit him in that

bendy part of the elbow, turn the gun back on him and put it back in his face. Yeah. Like I really, for a split and I thought I would hit, you know, that crease on the inside of your elbow where if you hit it, your arm clashes. Yeah, the reflex, it makes sense. I've seen a lot of ninja movies where they hit that spot in their arm. And the gun kind of flies a little bit. And the gun, like, comes right to me. And you catch it, yeah.

And I thought about that for a brief second. I thought, what if I hit him in a bendy spot? Grab the gun and put it back on it. But then what happened? I thought differently. And I didn't do that. Good thing. Because, listen, when a gun's up against your face, you go,

is it worth it to try to be cute? And there was a girl with me in the car. And the Lord, I know, there was a guy on the other side of the car with a gun as well. It was a whole situation. But I did think about it. I was pretty clear thought. At my head was pretty clear.

It wasn't after they left. I broke down and cried and there's a whole mess. But during it, I was like, this is crazy, man. Yeah, that is crazy. I'm getting robbed. I got a gun in my head. It's crazy. So we went into a show.

I had a show, a stand-up show. And I went in and someone was in my dressing room. This is in the past two months. Yeah. And it was a whole ordeal. Because he should not have been there. He should not have been. Yeah, somebody that had no business being in there.

And all of a sudden I walked in there, somebody in my dressing room. And I was with the guy who's security and the security guy shoves me. And all I know is I didn't see anything that happened after that. I don't know what happened. I don't want to know that. All I know is there was some yelling. There was some, the end. That's scary.

I lowered my head. I had nothing to do. It takes one stab. So, yeah, I don't mess with that stuff anymore. I don't try to switch. I just hid. I hid this time, too. Good for you.

Yeah. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. Damn it's something good. Sometimes you'll be driving down the road. You see people picking up trash on the side of the road. And it says, you know, inmates, so people are on work release from the jail. They go pick up trash.

That's exactly what was happening in North Carolina. Three inmates out picking up trash. A guard watching over him. The guard has a stroke. Falls down, collapses. Do the inmates run off? Do they try to escape? No, they go over, grab his phone, call 911, say, we got an emergency.

got to come save this guy's life. EMS come saves the dude's life. Wow. And they went back to jail. That's pretty cool. You let them all out? I don't think I let them out, but you probably, you probably give him the benefit, you know, if you're close. Because that's good behavior, right?

Early release. That is such good behavior. Yeah. Because if they run, they might get caught. I'm sure they thought about it. Do you think they thought about it? They probably had a conversation. Frank.

Should we go? Well, listen, Jimmy, if we go, they're probably going to catch us eventually. So why don't we save the dude? I mean, we don't like him that much anyway, but let's save them. And they'll probably give us a break when he comes to getting out. That's a good story. I saw yesterday there was a story where a guy left for, like, I think his grandfather's funeral, people out of jail for funerals.

Yeah. And he didn't come back. Oh, man. My uncle was let out for a funeral once, and he didn't go back. So, but don't they have, like, a guard with them? No. I think one goes, but I think it's very loose. There's some mob show.

I was watching the other day randomly. Can't even tell you the name, but major mobster. True story. He wasn't, his son died and he was such a risk. They wouldn't let him go out to his own son's funeral.

Wow. So they must have done like some bad. And then I was scared for the warden because I was like, this guy's going to come after and kill you because you didn't let him go rest his son in peace. You've been watching the El Chapo stuff? No.

That court stuff? No, but he's to keep it up with it. I need to. One dude was talking about how El Chapo helped him get out of the gang. because he was like, I don't want to be a part of this anymore. Interesting. Oh, wow.

That sounds so not like him. And another dude was testifying against El Chapo, and they had a picture of him. And I was like, yeah, he's done. Goodbye. He's done. He's done. Yeah. So, lunchbox is a good story.

Thank you. What's all about right there. That was Tell Me Something Good. He thinks happier. Parents are people that don't have kids? Man, it could be a toss-up. I've been both. You've been happier with that and happier with?

I mean, I feel like I felt both feelings in the, last year or two. So I feel like it could be a toss-up. People without kids, you always think you want kids, it's great, and then you get the kids, and you're like, whoa, this is all under your level. Well, life is a constant grass is greener. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Life is just battling the grass is greener because everything you do, you want the other thing.

And I think that's where, like, regardless of kids or this story, like, I think that's where genuine happiness comes from is when you can finally go the grass isn't greener for whatever reason. Because even if you have the best situation, there's always something where you're like, oh, what if I did this? Like, that's always going to happen. And I think that's where real happiness comes from when you stop doing that. But science says that non-parents are happier than parents.

Really? Okay, because I was going to say, having said that and lived both, my kids bring so much joy and randomness in my life that we would have never had, that I would choose having them. I would hope you would say that. Eddie has kids? What do you think? Yeah, like grasses greener aside, I think that people without kids are probably happier.

What? Because you think about like, oh, you're having a bad day or whatever, and then you go home, it's like, oh, God, the kids. But if you're single, you're like, well, let me go out with the friends and we'll make it all better, you know. But, like, sometimes you go home and the house is a wreck and the kids are yelling. You're like, this is my life. This is it? So, yeah, I'm going with no kids. Wow, okay.

Listen, I don't have. Not that I change anything in my life. I don't have kids, but I often go, because I just sit at home. I don't call my friends and go out. Yeah, you should. When I get down, I just take a nap. And you listen to sad music. I don't listen to that music all the time anyway.

I don't even like upbeat songs for the most part. If it's got some sort of tempo to it, I'm just like, meh. What do I need it? I haven't listened to a lot of like old school like Aretha Franklin. Oh, yeah. Like the really slow, just depressing stuff. Why? Are you good?

I don't know. I think so. I think I'm good. You don't know? I'm not bad. Unless I've always been bad and don't know that I'm good. But here's the thing. You've always liked that kind of music.

It's my whole life. It's nothing. I don't even think fast. Right. So I guess it's not weird. The slowest, saddest songs you can give me. Yeah. Like, that's my jam.

That's what I like. I love ballads. I love people. You do. Just rip their heart out. Rit my heart out. You do. And most people, like, they're sad.

They listen to sad music. You just listen to sad music all the time. If you look at my, like, I, just pulling up my I heart radio streaming playlist. You want to hear the last songs I have up here? Yeah. Oh, boy. Well, I don't know. I'm just going to read them straight up.

because I have Aretha Franklin Do Right Woman This is the last ones that I've heard See ya California Dreaming Have you heard her version of day? No, that's not sad though, is it? It's slow, sure, do you want to hear it? Yeah.

If I play this, will it play on my Alexa at home? No. No, no, right now? No, I mean, it's connected. I wonder if it'll play. Here, this is California Dreaming from Sia. Off your laptop. Yeah, off my laptop.

It's pretty slow. It is, but that sounds cool. Oh, it's super cool. There you go. I said, I'll listen. Oh my gosh. Like if I... What?

I would just be in a depressed state if all this is what I'll listen to. Do you turn all your lights on at the house or they're off? Off. All the time. Dark house. Dark in my bedroom with this music. And then I have this one. This is Chet Faker.

No diggedy. That's like a slower version of the bike series. You take all these upbeat jams and make up. Mamie get down. Yeah, I do that. Lark and Poe, Jillian Jacqueline. Yeah, it's all slow, man. Looking at all of it.

Mr. Sandman. Oh, that's when you dance to. Yeah, it's a jam. Yeah, I'm a slow music listener. When that comes on, does that automatically take you to? There are songs that triggers and I don't like it. Because I have dancing as the... Yeah.

Yeah. Because it's just a constant pressure. Yeah, what are we talking about? Being happy with kids. Happiness. Happiness. And then you don't have kids, but then you're just dark and... He doesn't know where he is right now.

No, no, I mean, physically your house is dark and then... Oh, yeah. Some of my lights, they break. I don't even fix them. I'm like, who needs them? What better way to start off the new year than with the new game. Hey, it's Bobby Bones here. I want to remind you about the show's favorite mobile puzzle game, Best Fiends.

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So what I have is just bass lines from very famous songs. You have to name the song. Okay. What is a bass line? So you know the instrument. It's got four strings. It goes, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.

So the guitar. No. It's the fat guitar, the fat string. Okay. The low one. Yeah. Got it. So this is your first one. Write your answer down.

Title or artist? Just the name of the song. I'm in. We took this off the studio recording. I'm in for the wind. That's pretty cool, huh? Amy, what do you have? Beat it?

Lunchbox? Beat it. Eddie? Beat it. Come on. So beat it. Come on. Name this famous bass line.

Ready? You like this one? Yeah. Okay. I nailed these. You got it. Amy's puking the song out of it. Okay.

This isn't right Okay, go ahead Smells like teen spirit Lunchbox He got the first letter right Seven Nation Army Eddie Seven Nation Army

Yeah Wow, lunchbox I talk about this song All the time Yeah he says This is the interview song It pumps you up while keeping you down Yeah

Why don't I have that title in my head All right ready for this one Okay Name it by the baseline Lunchbox is killing this man He is I don't understand I'm a bit through

Bandset Okay All right. Amy. Another one bites the dust. Lunchbox? You gave it to her. Another one bites the dust. No, I haven't written.

Another one bites the dust. There you go. Amy's joking. Another one bites the dust. And another one down. And another one. That's good. Another one bites the dust.

All right. Name this one. Name the bass line by the song. Amy's trying to sing it. Is that right? Is that right? Amy, sing it louder. This one's hard.

Is it? Yeah, it's hard because it's not like the main melody of the song. But if, she's on it. I mean, she's on it. Sing it. No, don't, Amy. Well, hold on. No, because I don't know it, so I need you to sing it.

Anything? No, another than what's in my head right now. Okay, your answers are down. Everybody good? Good, good. All right. Eddie, you know it. Yes, I do.

Just a small town boy. Is it? Is it? It's far in the South Detroit. Yeah. Amy, what do you have? I have written down Small Town Boy. That's Dustin Lynch, I think.

Yeah, lunch bugs? What's this life for? Eddie? Don't stop believing. Oh, yeah, yeah. Wow. That was hard, though, votes. Yeah.

Was it? Yes. That's tricky. That got me. All right, let's do one more. All right. For five points. Here we go.

Name the song by the bass line. Hey, Bose. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop.

Come together? Come together? Yeah. Come together. Over me. Did you miss one, Eddie? No. Come on, man.

Give me some credit. Well, Eddie, you're the one. And then, there you're the one. What's the final score? Eddie five. Eddie five, lunchbox four, Amy three. I'm shocked at how many lunchbox in here. Yeah, guys, that's my name, that too.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's why, that's my. There you, yeah. Who? Don't know what I'm pasto. With this melody, I was a sweet. Do you like that game or no? I like it.

Yeah, yeah. That's a lot of time. Bonus, Eddie. Here you go. See you name this one. Come on. Come on this one. Give it away.

Yeah. Give it away. Do you know that one, lunch? Yeah, those are my boys. Red Hot Chili Pepper. Sabatize. Yeah, there you go. All right, those are all of them.

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The Bobby Bone Show. Family goes on vacation. They come back home, and as they try to open the door, their key wouldn't work. And it's like, and it's like, happening and all of a sudden someone from inside the house goes this ain't your house anymore

I live here now and they're like what so he said the man who said he had changed the locks told her he had a gun he wanted to leave because they were on his property and this is in Atlanta when police arrived the guy is 26 years old told police that he would also shoot them oh my gosh after a five hour standoff they busted the front door and but he was squatting in the house like he just moved in and they're really this happens where people squatting and you can't get it back. And then you have to go through all the legal process to get them kicked out. So crazy to me.

But he was booked for a lot of things. Listen, where he messed up was the gun. Yeah. But you come home, Amy, and there's someone in your house. And then you go, hey, I live here now. What do you do? I would be like, what? No, you don't.

And the minute he told me you have a gun. I guess I'm calling the police. You move. Oh, you got a gun? It is your house. Fine. You keep it. Keep it.

It's not that important to me. But, yeah, that's crazy. He left lots of notes. He moved all the pictures. He emptied the drawers. Oh my goodness. He was making the house his. And he was booked on all this stuff.

I mean, he was nutty, right? Yeah. But you come back home and there's somebody in your house? And he's like, no, no, I live here now. You don't live here anymore. That's crazy. I saw this wedding where this mathematician couple got married and they required all their guests to solve math problems

to find a seat. So fun. How would you feel about that wedding lunchbox if you go? Oh, I'd leave. You wouldn't even go? You wouldn't take part of the game? I'd walk in, see, I have to do math problem and be like, this is stupid. I'd grab a drink at the bar and I'd head out.

Oh, you'd still get a drink, though. Yes. Yeah, in order to sit down to have the meal, you had to solve the problem. How annoying would that be if it's 45 minutes later, you're going, man, I don't know where I'm supposed to sit so because I can't do this math. I mean, that would be so stupid. But they're two mathematicians, so they were going to have something like that, right? Yeah. They had a lot of math references throughout the evening.

I mean, I took math in school. I didn't have math problems in my wedding. What happened at your wedding? What was it? I was going to say he cried, but. Oh, yeah, he didn't cry. That's the problem. I didn't cry.

He did, though. I mean, if you guys want to lie to everybody. No, no, no, no, you cried up when you were doing your vowels. No, no, that's what they're saying. Really didn't. Really didn't. But what happened at my wedding is, uh, Raimundo missed the whole thing because he was just, oh, he's so drunk.

That's right. He did show up at the reception. Wait, Tiffany. And his wife, sorry. His girlfriend had to feed him because he couldn't even eat his own food. Raymondo, you shout up to lunchbox his wedding so drunk. Yeah, it just sucked. We treated it as a party weekend.

And then we had to dovetail in his wedding. So that's just what happens. Shouldn't it be treated as lunchbox's wedding weekend and you also did a little partying? It should have been, but like we paid for the flights and then I got to hanging out with my buddies and next thing you know, I thought I was on spring break. I mean, he shows up just gone.

Like totally missed the ceremony. And then showed up to the reception. Lunchbox had these big light sticks, too. Remember those? Yeah, that's fun. Yeah. They turned them on and they go with the music. Did your wife's dad pay for the wedding?

Yeah. Pay for everything. Yeah? Yep, never seen them. I don't have no idea. I don't know how much. I don't know one thing cost. I don't know what's the food cost.

Those lights. I don't know anything. It was nice. Do you care? Nope. Don't care. He paid. Good for me.

No bill in my pocket. Like, it was at a really cool place downtown. Like, the venue had to be a little pricey. The food was good. The cake was awesome. A little bit. You had a band? Did you want to chip in?

No, not at all. Why would I want to chip in? He offered, that's what the father of the bride pays for the wedding. Okay. What about the honeymoon who paid for that? We did. Who's we? My wife and I?

Oh, okay, because a lot of times the brides or the groom's family pay for the honeymoon. So the bride pays for the wedding and the groom's family pays for the honeymoon. Yeah. Now, I don't agree with all of this, by the way. I'm just saying that's traditionally speaking. But that is, if you allowed that old tradition, you would think that you would accept the other tradition of your parents. Yeah, you know, my parents didn't offer, so we didn't know. What about the rehearsal dinner?

Your parents paid for that, right? Yeah, I think they paid for that. Are you resentful toward your parents for not paying for the honeymoon? No, not at all because, I mean, I figure we got a free wedding, so I mean, I figure we can afford to pay for the honeymoon. So when you and your wife paid for the honeymoon, you all went 50-50 or what? Because it was two flights. She booked her flight. I booked my flight. Oh, how romantic. I'll meet you there.

Here's your half of the hotel room. I put the tape line down the middle. You ordered this on room service? I did not eat that. And we went on a group honeymoon just so, you know, we wanted a group trip. What did that mean? There was like 20 people on our honeymoon. What? Yeah, we went to Greece and we had like my wife's sister went and then some friends.

Like we went on a little tour of Greece. Oh, I forgot that. How long have you been married now? Three and a half years. Does it feel longer? Yeah. Because you were with there a long time before. Yeah.

It just feels like a long time and you see each other every day. How's the baby? Baby's good. I mean, it's real. It's crazy. What's been the latest? Well, last night It was a rough night

Because I was by myself My wife had to work And boy, he just would not stop I mean, he never cries And he would not stop crying I was like man, I'm a terrible parent I mean I probably walked three miles in my house Just back and forth

Trying to get him stop crying Because you sit down He starts crying So I'm walking back and forth Okay, he stopped crying I stopped Oh, start crying Okay

And then I try to put him down to sleep Wha! Wah! Did he want to see something moving? I don't I don't know I try to take a shower. Wah!

Okay, kid. Like, that was tough. It's a weird deal. Like, when you stop moving, kids just cry sometimes. I remember driving around my neighborhood for like hours because my kid would, and every time I stopped the car, blah again. It's just like, all right, we keep driving. That's why didn't Ford end up making like some sleeping basket or thing a baby could

be in that's supposed to simulate like you're driving in a car? It's really weird. Because kids really like that. I don't have that. But I know that I have a friend that they had, white noise, but they had it like tires on the road. So the baby heard that sound. It was like, oh, it's time to go to sleep.

Because they would sleep in the car. So they'd play the tire noises and baby would sleep. So when did your wife get home? Oh, like 1230. Oh. Were you still awake? Oh, no, I was asleep. I got to bed at 1145.

Was the baby asleep? Yes, finally. I mean, I even called my mom. It was like, Mom, am I doing something wrong? Like, I panicked. Like, it was a panic moment. Because that was the first time I'd really been alone alone for that long and I could not

get it and he never cries and so I was like what did I do wrong? Oh did you miss his mom Oh yeah man did you change his diaper? Maybe he had a wet diaper Oh I changed the diaper We're all experts yeah I changed the diaper Did you burp him? Yep I burped him I got him toys I let him

I let him play I mean rip my shirt Whatever he wanted to do Is he teething? No It's too soon but he is starting to like touch That's another thing and one big step is he's touching Everything he's starting to like feel he feels the back of the couch. He likes to touch your shirt. He likes to touch your face. And he's 13. No, he's not 13. Oh, oh, oh, oh, how old's your baby? He'll be six months next week.

Oh, man. He's not 13. I was going to touch everything. Oh, wait. He could be teething. Yeah. Sorry, I was thinking he was a little too soon for that, but just Googled in. You're right in that wheelhouse. Well, I looked in his mouth. I didn't see any teeth. No, it's not like that. He just looked and he's going to feel painful. You wake up one morning and it's like, it came out. It came out last night, honey. I think he needs prices. Let's get him some veneers. Are you tired today?

Yeah, I'm a little tired today. I'm sorry. That's so rough. But hey, you know what? That's the life of being a parent. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, that's what I signed up for. How's your wife's job?

Wife's job's good. Yeah? Yeah, they had their company Christmas party last night. She's still working at Top Golf? Yep. Wait. On January 7th? No?

Yeah, because they're really busy during the holidays so they can't afford to shut down any days. And Monday nights are their slowest, so they shut down early and they had the company Christmas party. And you couldn't go? No. It wasn't for spouses. Unless she didn't tell me I was

Oh no She wanted to take someone Off Yeah what if she took someone else I mean Oh well You stayed home with the kid Our video producer Eddie

Who says beside me Was talking about What's the tweet say? Yeah it's weird It says I asked a TSA agent If I should take my laptop Out of its case

And she replied I don't care I'm not getting paid anyway Oh Like a lot of the TSA are calling in Sick because they're not getting paid And if you are

They're working You're not getting paid You're probably like eh because he's a government shut down right now but how about that I don't even want to get on an airplane Oh They're like hey

Should I unload this gun or no I don't really care I'm not getting pit anyway Whoa What about this grenade Is it cool? Looks cool to me I don't care

I'm not getting paid in it You know what who cares Who cares Who cares anyway Yeah How do you feel about The Presidential Address in primetime

Taking away from The Bachelor And all three of the networks It's happening tonight Are you serious Like I can watch it on See, most people have the option of a cable news channel. Yeah. Or the internet.

So why are they still doing it like this? Eyeballs. Yeah. I'm good with it being on, if I want to watch that, I go over to that channel. I can just keep the TV shows on that. But this is one of the things where it just comes out on every channel, right? It doesn't have to. All the networks have to agree yesterday.

Oh, wow. And in 2014, I think, they wouldn't do it for Obama. They did not let it. They made them just do it on the news channels. So, yeah, tonight, that's happening. So TV's ruined tonight. night. I mean, if you look at that way. I just wonder how you guys felt

about it. I didn't want any president popping through whenever my show's on. That's what I'm saying is I don't want... Because I can watch it somewhere else. I just want to sit back, relax, and enjoy some mindless TV. How scary if one day they take over everything, no matter what you turn on, it's like you have to watch whatever they're, you know... I mean, that's kind of what happens. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I mean, like, whatever.

Like, even if you just want to stream the office on Netflix, you can't. Like, if you're looking at a screen, it's going to be the president. Our phones. Oh, yeah. Do you watch The Bachelor last night? I did. How much of it? Probably like an hour and a half.

What did you think? Which I felt like was quite the commitment since I haven't watched in a long time. I thought it was good. I like Colton a lot. Because he's like, well, the complaint against him, he's like he's too goody, goody. I mean, but he says, okay, so he does have the virgin aspect, but he's like, look, it's not like a moral type religious thing. I'm not trying to be better than anybody. He's like, I just kind of was so focused on my career.

I don't think he got girls in he's younger. he has a lot of insecurities. Did you know he used to be like the chubby? Yeah, but he played college football at an elite level and in the NFL. When he finally gained confidence was when he realized he was good at football and that wasn't until well into high school. And then yeah, he went on to college and played the NFL, but he was so focused on his career. And then by the time he was 23, he hadn't really been in a relationship or done anything.

He's like, you know what? If I'm going to do this, like I want it to mean something and he hasn't been in a meaningful relationship. Here is Alex the Sloth. Do you see this one? Yeah, she got out of the car dressed as a sloth because. because she was trying to poke fun of the fact that Colton is taking things

really slow in life and sloths are slow so because he hasn't slept with someone he's moving really slow. You okay? I'm good. She's dressed at the sloth? And she's talking really slow. Can I cut her right now?

Yes. It was annoying. It's nice. I feel like four at. Why she's going for like a slow hug or not? Touch. Yeah, it's annoying. I saw a preview of a girl who went in and did an Australian accent. She faked it.

Oh, okay. And she's like, I'm not even Australian. She goes, I just wanted to get noticed. Oh, that's funny. I didn't. No, that's good. Here is Catherine interrupting him for the fourth time. Yes, so she's a DJ.

Well, she does real estate, but apparently she's like a DJ. Not like us, but like a... Yeah, we're not really DJs. Right. We talk on the radio. I know, but I did want to Google. I was like, oh, she on air? Like, what station she's on?

Like, I was trying to Google. But, yeah, she felt like she was. wasn't getting enough time with him. So she interrupted him four times. That means he had other time with other women and she would go up and swoop in and interrupt, which is annoying. So she has been dubbed the villain. Oh, okay. Catherine. Hi again.

How are you? How am amazing? How are you doing? Good. What's it the fourth times of charm? It is. Why is she talking like that? I don't know. They all talk so weird. They all wrote. I was walking away. Colton was like, oh, fourth times the charm. And I was like, cool. Yeah? Really? Really. Did he cut someone last night? I didn't, I didn't watch the end.

Like, well, Bobby, it was like... Hey, what? He cut the sloth girl? Okay, well, that was probably a good choice. But, I mean, by that point, like, I had to go put my kids to bed and then I had to put myself to bed, but, and it was really long. They kept cutting to watch parties that they were having where they had, like, it was pretty cool, actually, former people from the Bachelor and Bachelorette would show up

to some random person's place and, like, host the parties. So that was cool for those people. But they were serving virgin drinks. Like, they took the virgin thing, like, really far. I saw him tweet a minute ago. It's not all about the virgin. and there's more about me you'll learn. Yeah, well, last night it was all about that.

Yeah. You didn't watch any? No, I didn't. I watched some of the football game. Oh, yeah. Who won? Clemson. They beat Alabama.

Pretty bad. Oh, okay. My husband wanted Clemson to win, and I was like, why? Yeah. We have Alabama in our blood, but. Yeah, so that happened. I did not watch The Bachelor. Okay.

Okay, cool. Let's do this. Let's do the, our newest member of the class of 2019. What we do here is I will pick you know, four or five artists at the very beginning of the year and then hang with them all throughout the year. They come and take part in a lot of our stuff on the air. We promote their music.

We do a bobby cast with them. It's just like a year-long program to kind of get these artists seen, help on social media. So yesterday we put Tenil Towns in. And now here we go. Our newest member. Here we go. Bobby Bones, class of 2019.

Newest member. Rachel Walman. These artists have no idea, by the way. The first that are going to know about it, like right now. And Rachel Womack came in the studio. I brought her in because I'm such a fan of her music. Remember she played the keys over here? Yeah, so good.

She's from... She's from... I'm trying to think. Muscle Sholes. Muscle Sholes. Yes, that's right. That's right. Yeah, and she comes in and she's so soulful.

And she's... I like her so much. I'm bringing her on my show at the Rhymen, our Raging Idiot Show at the Rhymen on Monday Night. But yeah, she's our newest artist in the class of time. 2019. I want to play her song now. It's damage. Rachel Womack are newest in the class of 2019. Check it out. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones. Let me know. Transmitting across America. This is the Bobby Boll. I just asked, wow, that song was going. Is anyone

seen that Lindsay Lohan TV show? Thinking that Morgan number two or Amy would be like, yeah, and lunchbox screams from the corner, it's awesome. Look, I mean, it's only been one episode and you just meet the people that are going to be the VIP hosts and the ones that are flying in from America and they're going to run her beach club in what is it called? Somewhere in Greece. I forgot the name of the city. It's not in Dubai?

No, it's in Greece. Does she live in Dubai now? We didn't get into where Lindsay's living right now. We got into like these people that are going to be hired from Los Angeles, Las Vegas, D.C., New York, and why they got selected and they, you know, just kind of show preview clips of Low Hand's Beach Club. and Greece, it's going to be awesome. She's trying to hire. What is the concept?

The premise is she has a club. Yeah, she owns a beach club. She said, you know what? I always got in trouble. Everybody gave me a hard time for going to the club. So why don't I build a club? So she's trying to build an empire. And these people got to, they got to sell the clients.

And she has a business partner that she met when she was over in Greece. It's good. It's going to be awesome. Yeah. So you met the cast last week. And then tonight is the premiere of like the actual show show. Also, what you've seen isn't the show. Right. You just saw them like, oh, hey, I'm Jessica and I'm from Las Vegas. And you see it, you see preview clips like with Lindsay Lohan running business meetings and yelling at them. It's going to be good.

How does she seem? She seems awesome. And everybody's like so excited. Like, oh my gosh, I've always dreamed about hanging with Lindsay Lohan and now I get to work for her. It's going to be good. But she does. She looks older. She looks like she's lived a life already. She did. She has probably. Yeah, she's, yeah. Yeah. How old is she? Well, I bet she's 30, 30, maybe.

Is she like older than Amy? Well, I'm just acting like, yeah. She does? He's just saying she looks a lot older than her age. Yeah, yeah. That's all I'm saying is. Thanks, Ben. Probably the lifestyle, man.

She's 32. Yeah. But she looks. She probably looks 48. She went hard. 48. Okay, that's on tonight. How much of your television's reality shows?

Percentage? I'm, 75%. Okay, rephrase that. How much of your television is MTV? Oh, yeah. 50%. Wow, you stay on MTV that much?

Yeah. I mean, if it's on MTV, X on the beach, are you the one? This Lindsay Lohan show. I got The Challenge. Anything that's on MTV, I'll give it a shot. Do you feel like, though, that you're watching kids now because you're 36, 37?

I'm 37. Okay. And you're watching like 90s. 18 year old, do you feel like you're like a dad watching them? No, because they're all in their 20s. They usually, I mean, they don't put anybody under because they want them to be able to drink.

So they got to be, they're usually over 21. Except for teen mom. I mean, that's a teen given. And you just accept that. Yes, but now they're over 21 because they were teen moms eight, nine years ago. And now they got two, three kids. What is that one that's called like OG, teen mom?

Teen Mom OG. What's that mean? That means original. So it's the originals from the show? Well, they were the 16 in Pregnets. They were the first season of 16 and pregnant and then they became teen mom and then they had teen mom too, but teen mom

OG is just the first set of girls that they kept from the 16 and pregnant. We can go down a whole rabbit hole guys. You guys are missing some great tele... Like, X on the beach. Let me tell you about X on the beach. And your wife loves these shows? Yeah. But what is... Yeah, what is... X on the beach is they think they're going on a dating show, right? So they go, oh yeah, we're on this

awesome, and they're in Hawaii or this season they're in California on the beach, nice house. and then slowly one by one, they bring in their exes into the house. What up? And then what? And then it's just awkward because you're trying to date a new chick

and your ex is there trying to get closure or maybe trying to get back together and throwing wrenches in the plan and they go to the shack of secrets. Oh. It's when like you get to go, it comes up a little bottle.

It has a note like so-and-so go down to the shack of secrets and you unlock their phone and you find out, oh, they were cheating on you the whole relationship. And then it brings up drama. so good. Okay, I kind of like this. Yeah, see, that's what I'm saying. I mean, just by listening to that premise. I just don't want the drama. I don't

like the drama. Oh. I'm so drama-ed-out. I mean, I know El Chapo's heavy too, but like... Yeah, that's real life, it's heavy. This seems so frivolous. Do you see Pete Davidson was partying with Kate Beckinsaw? I did. They were hanging out. Did you get jealous? No, good for him. Like, I root for that dude. Even before he had all the troubles.

Like, he's a funny, nerdy dude. Yeah, so he's the one, just to clarify, that was engaged to Ariana Grande, and they're not anymore. And then now because he's pretty young, right? He's 25. She's 45. Yeah. Yeah.

She has a 19-year-old kid. Yeah. She does. Yeah, that he could probably date. Wow. Yeah. So it was kind of romantic. And I heard, this was talking about yesterday a bit.

But, yeah. They were like drinking champagne after the golden gloves. Good for him. Bobby, there's a chance. That's what I was thinking. What? Like, he's nerdy and whatever. And funny.

And funny. She's your celebrity crush. She hasn't been in a while. Oh, really? Other people moved in? If she came by, you would date her. If she, yes. I'm not saying I wouldn't.

I just, I'm... This story should give you all kinds of hope in the world. Because you're cuter than him. You're funnier than him. You're a little older than him, which I'm sure she could appreciate. Yeah. I don't think I'm funnier than him, too. I don't know that I'm cuter than you.

You don't know that you're not funnier than him. Let me tell you, you are. Okay. I think it's super funny. I do not think I am. But good for him. I just like to see the nerdy guys, you know, come ahead. That's where it all is, ladies.

Yeah, because she's pretty hot. You can Google Imiture. It doesn't matter. Like, women are advanced, Eddie. What do you mean? You guys can take a guy that isn't hot and make them hot to you. You have the ability of great human. Oh, yeah.

To be attracted to other qualities. Us guys, we're like, do you put you all like her then. But don't act like it's normal to see a hot girl with an ugly guy. guy. A famous, funny, ugly guy. You need two of three. He's not ugly. Okay. Two of three. What are the three again? I don't think he's ugly either. He's just not a model. Right. What of the three again?

You need to be good-looking. Have money. Okay. Famous. Two of the three. That's tough. He can do two of the three. Because girls always be like, I just want a funny guy. No, you want a funny guy. It's a good looking. Correct. You don't just want a funny guy? Yeah. Funny guy that's famous.

Yeah. Funny and famous. You need two of the three. Yes. What? Sort of famous. No. He is. No, I'm not getting, I'm not jumping on this one. You're super famous. You just won, Dancing with the Stars. You're about to be on American. I wouldn't say that's super famous. But go ahead. Millions of people watch that show. Fair. You are going to be on American Idol for a second season. You do a radio show that goes to millions of people. You have a podcast that goes to millions of people. You wrote two books. I would say you are famous.

So is Bobby a celebrity? Yes. I do not think I am. So then she's no longer your celebrity crush. She's just your crush. She's just your crush. Exactly. That's true. If people ask you for your autograph, you're famous. No. I think fame's relative. I mean, yeah. You know. Like you used to find yourself, well, this is before Danes with Stars, because I do feel

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after an image went viral that uses pretty basic math to show that a large 18 inch pizza gives you more pizza than two 12 inches I saw that because here's what

if I was ordering pizza maybe there was a deal you would go 24 inches I would go I'm going to get two 12 inches because that might the better deal if they have a special. But you're going to get more pizza if you buy the 18 inch. And they show like the circumference.

And sure enough, you're getting a lot more pizza. So skip the 2 12s and get the 18. You ever see the two cups they do from a football stadium when they go, this is a small and this is the medium. And the medium, they're the same size? No, I haven't. Yeah. They try to get you on that.

How come they can do that? The cups are shaped in a weird size where it's taller, but it really doesn't hold more. You're paying more? Yeah. That's so wrong. All right. What else? Speaking to big, Costco is now selling an actual tub of Nutella, weighing 6.6 pounds.

This thing, it's an actual tub. It has a handle and everything. For $22, you can get a tub of Nutella and covered in all you want. Or say you've got a friend that, like, loves Nutella. I thought this would be like a really fun gift for them. I just not a big Nutella guy, I don't think. Have you ever had it? Mike can be showing it to me now. I mean, that's a big, that's a big, old bucket of. I think I've had it in that little cup of the gas station. Yeah. It's a hazelnut chocolate spread.

Some people are obsessed with it. I can't personally, my kids love it, but I can't keep it in the house because then I'll eat it. And it's just not, I can't. It's not good for me. So I feel really bad for this kicker, Cody Parker. Parky. The kicker for the Bears. Which, by the way, he didn't miss the kick now officially.

It was blocked. Oh, I saw that too. Go ahead. So, okay. Cody Parky, feel really bad for you. If you feel down about these people that have started GoFundMe accounts to try to raise enough money to buy you out of it. your big salary, that's got to hurt.

Don't take it hard. You know what? You just work harder. He missed the throw gold in the playoff game to beat the Eagles. So it hit the upright, then hit the crossbar at the bottom, hit both of them. They didn't win. They lost the game. So, but here's the deal.

Just before that, he signed a four-year $15 million contract with $9 million guaranteed. Because he's a really good kicker. Yeah. Well, people are saying, well, not good enough because he messed up that kid. The ball was hit. I know. I'm with you. I just feel bad for people to get singled out.

like for doing, they're just out there doing their job. Not everybody's going to make great plays. He's trying as hard as he could. And now people are trying to raise money to buy out his contract. Yeah, fans are mean. Yeah, fans are so mean. Is that it, Amy? Yeah, Amy, that's my pile.

There you go. That was Amy's pile of stories. Bobby Boom! On my Twitter last night, I posted this Mike Posner video. It was really cool. You're in Mike Posner? Yeah. He's going full force gump by walking across the country.

No way. And it's not just him going, I'm going to walk across the country. Like the whole video talks about leading up to it. So watch this video. We'll put it up at Bobby Bones.com. He has a new song out, but he talks about his dad getting brain cancer and dying. He talks about his girlfriend breaking up with him. He talks about the journey he's had to go through over the past year.

He's like, you know what? I'm just going to walk across America. It's going to take a year. Wow. Yeah. I got to spend a little time with that guy. Oh, yeah. In a radio music festival.

In a pod, you know, we're doing a podcast, right? We ended up doing the podcast, but we spent like an hour and a half before hand hanging out, and then we did the podcast. I mean, I like the guy a lot. Interesting guy, huh? Very interesting guy, yeah. Remember the song? I took a pill in the bees. So good.

So he says March 1st, 2019, he'll be walking across America. Are people going to join him? I don't know, dude. Forrest Gump, people just started, he just started running. Yeah. I went walking. I don't even know if the kids know what that even means. Probably not. But yeah, he's going to, there?

There you go. That's up. Bobbybones.com if you want to see that. Today, Amy, what's going on with you? Anything cool? Just kids stuff. I mean, I feel like by the time I get done with work now, my kids are out of school, and we just hang.

I mean, hopefully ride scooters, hang out, do homework. I thought their half days were going to be like the other half you were taking to the museum every day. We have to start some of that. This is like, we're trying to get in the groove, but they do have, I don't know if they, I have to see if they have tutoring today. They had that yesterday so we couldn't do it. So we're trying to figure out music.

It's music lessons. What are they going to play? Sports. I don't know. My son keeps saying he wants to play guitar and my daughter has said the flute and then now she's kind of like, I don't really know. I don't really know. Get it to play something.

Listen, my advice, get it to play piano. They can use that their whole life. Good advice. Like, I have friends that learned how to play the baritone sax. And although that's really cool, like when do you use that there as a skill set when you're 28? Yeah. And the deal with piano is if you learn piano, you can pretty much play any other instrument.

Oh, wow. Okay. But again, if they're not into it, they're not going to, but if you could just suggest piano. Right now, it's a lot. finding what are they going to be into. And we're trying to figure out to get them into sports. Not the flute. As fun as the flute seems, there's just nothing from the flute.

Unless you're going to be a professional flautist. I can't help me if that's what she wants. I would just try to get them on the piano. Even my friends that were forced to play piano. I like, I hated having to learn, but I'm so happy now. That's a good idea. We'll feel that out. What about you?

What do you got going on? I have a haircut today. Nice. Jake Owens coming over to the house. We're going to record a podcast. I don't think it's going to go up now. There's a new one with Toneil Towns up today. but Jake Owen is going to come over and we're going to do a bobbycast

we may either go up this week or next week and it's his revisit since the big fight we've been good forever but our last podcast we had a big fight Are you predicting another fight? No because we've been You only, we were able to fight because we're close You know what I mean? Like if we weren't close we would never fought

We'd just been like, I'm out We fought it was pretty brutal Epic episode I love that one You know what episode that was? Like won That's so long ago Yeah forever it was the longest bobby cast But there's a new bobby cast

cast up if you love new artists to Neil Towns She came over and we talked for an hour She told her story She just went after high school And drove around and played for kids All over the Canada for a year In a like an RV

It's crazy Her story's good Show's over, check that out Check out this show Search Bobby Bone Show on Demand That's happening I'm probably gonna do some yoga My body just feels weird

Does the yoga not I know your shoulder is hurt So you're doing yoga But sometimes like Just Chaturanga in certain moves Does that bother your shoulder I don't know. They say all these words.

I told you. Let's get in the futzub off. I'm like, what? Well, that's when you do kind of like the push up into the upward. Let's do snuffle up against my way. I don't know. I thought about that with your shoulder. I don't know why it popped in my head yesterday.

And I was like, I wonder if this could be irritating Bobby Shoulder more and he doesn't know it. If something hurts, I stopped doing it. Okay. Yeah. We'll see it tomorrow. Thanks for hanging out. Bobby Bone Show on demand on IHart Radio or wherever you listen to podcast. Thank you very much.

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