The Bobby Bones Show - Annoying In-Law Stories + Lunchbox Guesses Callers' Weights + One Word Song Game

Episode Date: October 11, 2017

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Come on, Bob. Good morning, and welcome to Wednesday's show. Good morning, studio. Morning. A lot of people say having a dining room isn't important anymore. Like, half people they talk to said they don't even want a dining room. And some houses are just taking the dining room out because they're like, why do we even need it? Let's make it something else.

Which is really funny because it sounds. crazy to go, no dining room. But I'm going to tell you, in my life, I've used it occasionally, but I've never used it as a thing. It just sits there with a nice table. You know what's on my dining room? Some like 20 bare bones books that I haven't given away yet, my book that I wrote, and then like 10 free t-shirts that haven't given away. They've set that for three months. So it's like storage. Basically, it's like, yeah. It's my dining room table is storage. See, in my house, what's important to sit at the dining room, have dinner every night. So we use it every night.

I don't like it necessarily, because especially when there's a game on, but we do use it. You, the wife, Eddie Jr., and Eddie Jr., Jr., have the dining room. Yep. And sometimes when something's important going on TV, we, like, eat in five minutes, but we still use it every night. Interesting. Well, so, according to this, 52% of people said they don't even want a dining room in their home. Wow. So it's basically lunchbox, do you know your wife ever use it?

No, it's just storage. I put the mail on there. I put boxes. I got papers, anything. Isn't everything just storage at your house, though? No, not the... Good point. Yeah, like couches.

No, no, not the couch. The couch is clear because that's where we got to eat dinner and that's where we're going to watch TV. Lance. So great. Amy, dining room? Oh, I'm keeping my dining room table. I want that thing.

I love gathering around the table. My husband and I don't use it so much when it's just us. When our kids get here, we absolutely well. And when family comes, 100%. Like, I love sitting around the table. All right. Perfect, Amy. There we have it.

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and they organized the whole wedding at the hospital without telling the mom. Oh, wow. Yeah, they work with local vendors. That's big time. They hooked them up with a cake, decorations, and she was able to see her daughter get married in the hospital. You know how important that is to that mom

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The Bobby Bones show. Eddie said there's a guy that... Did you run into him, Eddie? Yeah. He said, I blocked him on Twitter, and he's asking to be unblocked. Where did you see this guy? In Wichita, in Kansas.

And he wasn't mad. He just wanted to send you a message. He said, dude, I'm the guy to do it for you. So he came up to you and was like, hey, can I talk to you? Because Bobby blocked me on Twitter. Yeah. Okay, okay.

Here's the message. Bobby Bones. This is your boy. Ddub.Dub plus 4 at Twitter. or whatever it's called. Anyways, you blocked me. I'm pretty sure it was a mass confusion, so please unblock me.

This is your boy. You even liked one of my Twitters. Tweets. Please unblock your boy. Well done, T-Dow. There we go. I don't, what's the deal? So he said that he didn't even really say anything.

He thinks that you accidentally blocked him. Oh, I probably blocked him for a reason. So he specifically wants you to find T-dub. But T-dub plus four. Yeah, on Twitter. That's his handle, I guess. Find it for me. Okay, and you can unblock him and it'll make his day, his year, whatever.

He's a huge friend. Why, you blocked him. Oh, I'll block somebody in a heartbeat. Because I do not, I didn't sign up for social media to be harassed. Right. In any way. And if you make my day... Zero tolerance.

If you make my day slightly more negative and I didn't ask for it, then I'm out. Boop. Block. What? Don't make me feel worse. I will block you. So it's that simple. Yeah, because I didn't sign up to be... you beat on me. If I'm like,

hey, I'd like an opinion on something, or if there's some sort of, hey, I didn't like that segment, then I'm ticked. I don't think I've ever blocked anyone. I'm like people like crazy. You know what I do too? I will mute someone too in a heartbeat, and then they'll never know. They'll never know.

T-dub plus four, that's the name? Yeah, we'll find them right now. Time for your positivity. Thank you for being here. Like our goal is to make you feel better to share good news. Let me hear you say good news. Good news. Thank you. Tell me something good. Amy, give me the good news. Oh, man. This mom was on a train with her five-year-old son and he started to have a meltdown. Well, then a stranger stepped in and they realized that this little boy had autism. He was just simply overwhelmed, completely acting out,

but a stranger decided to snuggle up next to him and the boy really took to the stranger and ended up falling asleep on the stranger, but the stranger was cool with it. And then the mom snapped a photo of the little boy napping on the stranger. Like, I love the story because nothing bad happened up. But if a stranger's coming up to my kid and he's trying to take a nap on him. Eddie, you got two kids? Not going to happen. No way.

I'm glad this worked out. It worked out fine. The mom was there overseeing it all. It was a 21-year-old kid, man, whatever. It's weird that now a 21-year... Yeah. I'd be like, get up. You're not sleeping.

I'm glad this story happened. But, man, if I'm a stranger... I hope strangers aren't listening to this right now going... I'd just go snuggle up to some kids and make it feel better. Okay, to be fair, the man went over to sit down with them and the boy snuggled up to him. Okay. And he just didn't stop it. You can talk us into it all.

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It was taken down by Kane Brown and Lauren Elena and their song What Ifs? I'm Amy. That's your 30-second skinny. Bobby Bone Show. Boney Up the Day. This story comes with us from Fort Worth, Texas. A man went in to get some lunch, comes back out, and his car's been broken into. Someone stole his laptop and his bag, and he's like, man, I'm never going to find it. A couple hours later, he gets to.

a text, hey, what's the password to your computer? Oh, you got to be kidding me. You got to be kidding me. Because his business card was in the bag. The woman that stole it, texted him and wanted... They got to be kidding me. Okay, so how does this end? So then they tracked the phone number, and they arrest her. She texted him. Like, he's going to reply back, oh, yeah, the password's sunset on rainy day. Capital S, capital R. Oh, man, I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead story of the day.

Wow. everybody. I meant to talk about this yesterday, but I took my dog to get his third chemo, and he got it, and he's done, he's feeling good, and he only gets five, because that's all he can take. But they did an ultrasound, they did all that, and nothing is spread. Yeah, I saw your video, and I thought that was, so it's doing its job. Yes. Which is, the good news is, it's doing his job.

His quality of life is fantastic. Lost a low weight, but his quality life really is good. They've got a lot of energy. The bad news is he can only get two more. And then they have to stop because it'll just break his body down. But a lot of people asking about the dog. And everything's right now, it's fantastic. Like, he's good.

Chemo doesn't bother him. And I was told that. He said animals, bodies react differently because of what they consume and their systems are stronger. So dogs don't lose their hair, you know. Yeah. Which is a thing. I wonder. Well, there's different kind.

Even for humans, there's some that you don't lose hair and you do. But yeah, it's weird how for animals. It's different. So a lot of listeners I've been asking, and listeners are sending me stuff, which is very kind. Well, he gets to keep living that lifestyle then. He does. He does.

Treats and stuff. Treats galore. Live it up. He knows where they are, too. So if I even walk over to a part of my house, he's right there. He's like, what do you got? Nothing, dude. Leave me alone.

So now if I walk over there, I have to give him a treat. But it's good. So just letting everybody know he's been to three chemos. you've got two left. I think the next one of the 30th, one of those weeks. They're like every two and a half to three weeks or so. But I'm taking him out on the road next weekend. That was a thing.

If you made it through this third one, it hadn't spread, the cancer hadn't spread or anything. So we're going to take him out. I don't know how it's going to be on the bus. I've never had a dog on the bus. He's never been. He's never been on the bus. He's going to be like,

why am I trapped in this little thing? Why are we just sitting here? Will he know? No, of course dogs don't know if they're in somewhere. I just think my dog was stupid about I'd get in the elevator because I walk in when I lived in the condo walk in the elevator, doors are shut we just wait a few minutes, doors open, we walk out.

He would be like, why are we just go stand there and let the doors close and open? I thought my dog thought it was pretty stupid. But that's the deal. Update, complete. That's it. Good update. Yeah, it was a very good update. He has a blood cancer in case anyone's wondering. And people

ask me all the time, so I like to put it out there. Thank you for asking and thank you for saying all the nice things online. Let's go. Bones show. All right, somebody on the show told me this. I'm going to keep it as a blind item because I don't want to get them in trouble. Amy, I'll let you tell it.

Tell the in-law story. Okay, so in-laws don't eat very healthy and they try to do the right thing to make a, you know, create a healthy meal for someone coming over. And they made broccoli and they were super excited about it. But they doused it in butter and velvita cheese. So then person is like, oh, I got to eat it because they're being nuts. but I mean it definitely like made them sick because they just like don't eat that way. So the thought was there that they tried to be kind and eat it anyway and they're like,

how can they not get that butter, tons of butter and velvita cheese is not healthy? So they don't like their in-laws food. Oh, okay, yeah, okay. It's multiple situations just like that. Lauren at Fayetteville, North Carolina. Hey. Hey, good morning. What do you think about this in-law story?

Good morning. So my in-law, she is divorced and she is very. finally moving into her own house, and she keeps asking me for decorative style advice, and I don't like anything that she does in her house, and I feel so bad. And so I just have to choose the least ugly of all the options. So she's picked out a lot of ugly stuff. You just go least ugly. Right. Oh, that's funny. Ah, thank you. Hey, appreciate you. So awkward. So what is it about your in-laws that drive you crazy? Let's go to Amber and Wilmington, North Carolina. Hey, Amber.

Hi, good morning. Thanks for calling. What you want to say? So, I feel terrible saying it, but my family that I married into is from the South. I'm not. And every time that we go to leave, my father-in-law makes my daughter give her a kiss, like, make her give him a kiss on the lips. And, like, she's so uncomfortable. And I feel so bad. But he'll be like, come and give me some sugar. Leaning back, but he, like, won't let her go until she gives her a kiss goodbye. And I don't know how to, like, say, you know how to, like, say, you know what I'm funny. That's funny.

I appreciate you. That's so funny. That's a good call. Lunchbox kisses his dad on the lips. Amber, did you do that? No. He does. Absolutely.

Kiss my mom, my dad. Yeah, no problem. Oh, well. Yeah. I love the other. I think it's weird, too. Thank you for the call. Amy, you're up.

Give me an in-law story. My in-laws are great. All right, there you go. Lunchbox. Give me an in-law story. Man, my mother-in-law just likes to make things awkward. I don't know if she's trying to flirt with me or what, but she said, come on my God. Everybody's trying to plug you.

She just says things. Like, last time I was around her, she just randomly goes, I know you don't like me. Oh, like a third grader would be like. Yeah, like, I don't know what you're talking. She just makes things awkward. Did she hit you to make you like her? No, she just goes, and then I was like, no, I like you, I don't know. And then later that day, I know you don't like me, it's cool.

What? It's just like, things like that. That's what I'm saying. She does that, all the things like that that make just awkward. And it's like, okay. We got some more on the phones, too. We're going to grab some of these in a second. Hold on.

We got a good one. Hold on. Talking about what's annoying about your in-laws. Hey, Josh and Tampa. Good morning. Hey, good morning, guys. Thanks for calling. What you got for me?

My in-laws are super sweet people, but they probably have the worst taste in food I've ever seen. Like, their tasteboats are just broken? Are they just old, though? No, no, not all of them. Like, her brother is not that old. And I made homemade, homemade slow-smoked ribs, my own spice rub. At the end, I caramelized my own homemade barbecue sauce on the end. And they took them to the fridge, and they literally grabbed ketchup and mustard and slathered them all over them.

And my heart broke a little bit. Listen, just being the guy, objective guy, Josh, maybe your ribs aren't that good, bro. What? I know, I'm just saying, like, you can't hate the rib either. I might have to send you something. I don't know. Okay, now we're talking, Josh. Hey, anyway, I appreciate you for listening, buddy.

Thank you very much. I appreciate you guys. See you, Josh. I'm just giving you a hard time, but it might be you. All right. Ashley in Muskegon, Michigan. Thank you for calling. Hey, Bobby.

What's happening? Well, I have. is just one of many in-law stories that I have. So my mother-in-law told me on our fifth wedding anniversary this July, she said the only good thing that came out of this marriage was my grandkids. Oh. Damn. Oh, no. Yeah.

Oh. And the funny thing is, is we were young when we had our son and then our daughter came a year and a half later. We had them both before we got married, so it makes it even better. Oh, man. Well, listen, she may not. I appreciate you. Oh, I appreciate you, and I just bought your book, Bobby. I'm so excited to read it.

Thank you very much. It's a real treat, I tell you. That book's a real treat. I can't wait. All right. Yeah, give me a review after you finish it. Call me back. I will.

Thanks, Bobby. Bye-bye. Have a good day. Eddie, you got to go. You're the last one. Oh, yeah, man. No, mine are great. Oh, they're awesome.

Eddie and I are both. They are great. No, really. Honestly, like mine. So Amy and Eddie had nothing. Zero. Hey, lunchbox, thanks for being honest. That's why you're my boy.

Thank you. Why you're my boy? Okay, what do you have to say by my answer? Hey, hey, just lunchbox and Bobby's mics are up now. Anything you want to say lunchbox? Man, it feels good to be so awesome. It does. Thanks for being my boy, Bobby.

Hey, that's my boy over there. Everybody's mics are off. I have last week's top TV shows real quick. Number one and two, football, football, football, and a lot of football inside of this. So football wins again. But then you have Big Bang Theory, the first normal show. NCIS, more football after the post game show. Football dominates everything.

And then This Is Us makes it at number seven. Here's what I don't like about This Is Us. What? Uh-oh. I've only seen the first episode this season, but I was watching The Voice Live because I knew Natalie Sovall was going to be on. And I saw a spoiler for the one that I hadn't seen yet. Oh, no. That's why I don't watch live TV.

You know what I mean? Like they were like coming up on the new one, but I was like, I haven't seen. What's up? They don't do that on Netflix. Yeah. Netflix, they don't do that. Have you started watching that show I told you to watch? Not yet.

Don't. But do it. No, I'm going to do it. But you legit told me not to. Yeah, because you mean not to. It's too softmoric for you. It's called American Vandal. You'll be like, this is so dumb.

Okay. It's a comedy. It's a spoof of making a murderer, but you're just trying to figure out who painted weeners on cars. Oh, my God. That sounds awesome. It's just not for you.

So sophomoric. Yes. It's not. Such a big word, bones. It's up with that. Any of those will work. I know, but maybe it's because you're writing a book right now. I do think that helps.

Honestly, I'm telling you, when I'm reading more or I'm writing the second book and I'm deep into the second book, it does help. Uh-huh. Make you say new things. You hit those synonyms.

Because I start using the same word all the time. And so I'm like, well, thesaurus.com. Like, I'm not going to act like I'm some literary genius, but I do have to switch it up. I know. I was writing a card to someone the other day and I kept using the same word over and over

and I was like, time for some synonyms. Did you go to thesoros. I went online and I was like, Oh, I found like four other great words. Halloween warning. Headlice may be waiting in the store costumes. Oh, no. I mean, of course, guys.

What do you mean, of course? You're buying it brand new. Yeah. No, people try on wigs and masks. It's just like when you try on panties. You do that? Yeah, I do. That's not a thing, is it?

But swimsuits, they make you wear underwear underneath it. Yeah. Because it's new. They don't make you. You should. But what I'm saying, it's new. So you have, even though it's new doesn't mean there's still aren't gross people in it.

Got it. Oh, they put those masks on. Because I do it when I go to the Halloween store. I stick a mask on, no problem. And there we go. That's where... But that's where it comes from. So, heads up, they're saying that they could be in the mask.

They could be in the clothes. They see headlice cases spike. And even adults, be like, ooh, oh. Got an itch. I got kicked out of class, like at least seven times as a kid for having headlice. And they were hardcore about it. They would come in. This is old school, right?

They would come in with toothpicks and go, okay, we're going to do a headlice. And I was a dirty poor kid. There were a few of us, but I was in that class of, you didn't have any money and I was a dirty. And so they would go through with your head with toothpicks. And then we'd go, oh, we need to send Bobby out. And straight up, you'd just be told to leave the class. So they were zero percent discreet. Oh, there was no discreet.

They were just like, you need to go and you go stand in the hall with the other lice kids. And so we would just hang out and we got set home. Your stories like this make me like hurt for you. It was a kid. And I know that's not what you're looking for, but it's like, why did an adult think that that is okay? Yeah, don't hurt for me. No, I know. I mean, I know, but still, I cringe a little bit for you knowing that you went through that.

And then thinking, why did, why would they handle it in such a manner? Like, why wouldn't they be like, Bobby, you know, we need to see you over here for something? So now how it was back in the day. No participation in ribbons. And if you got headlights, get out. Man, back in the day. Back in the day. And then they said, here, Ricks, I think was what it was called.

and they were like, here's Oh, R-I-C. You need to go buy Ricks or Ricks, I think. And then until you get a note saying that you use it for three days, you can't get back to class. Man. It's brutal, man.

Ah, those are the days. You know, it's interesting. This is Game of Thrones. It's not coming out for like 18 years. But still, they're not giving the cast the scripts at all. What? They're not, because they don't want anybody to know.

That's intense. To avoid spoilers, Game of Thrones not even letting the actors see the scripts. They're not even to say where they're filming. Nothing. The series will likely be filming until the end of next summer. Strongly hinting that, like, 2018, maybe. Okay, I have a really dumb question. It's six episodes left.

There's no dumb question. Okay. Just. Just dumb people that you ask the questions, too. Oh, yeah, no. They're saying it would have a satisfying ending. But the crazy thing to me was that the Game of Thrones show is they're not letting their actors see the scripts. Go ahead.

I thought that Game of Thrones is based on the books. The books, they are. So, like, I thought that the script is in the book. Absolutely, they're based on books, except the show has now past the books. Wow. The guy who wrote them, he just got tired and they're still waiting on to finish the books, and he hasn't finished the books. He still alive. And he's old, right?

Yeah, he's still alive. So he could die with no book ending? Could. Oh, man. Thank you. That helps. That's where people don't know what's going to happen. Because, like, Walking Dead, you kind of know where the graphic novel goes, although they don't stay right on it. But Game of Thrones have no it.

Nerd Alert. I know. So the TV guy is making up his own ending? I mean, I don't know who you call the TV guy. Well, the guy that's doing the TV show. The creative, they're doing the story. So he's just making it up so it could be different from the book. Well, there is no book. Well, if the book ever comes out.

Yeah. Real talk, though. Game of Thrones, is it? Really that good? Like, should we start it? Yeah, real thought. Like Nerd Alert, let us know. I would tell you not to start it because I don't want to have to, it can't live up to the hype.

Oh. Okay. Now, I got into it with no hype. I love it. But it's too much hype. It will not live up to the hype. Dang, everyone says it's so good. It's so good.

People love it. My wife loves it. My mom loves it. There's a reason that people love lots of things. And not just Game of Thrones. We had this conversation the other day about Star Wars. Star Wars. I've never seen Star Wars, but I guarantee you, that's a fantastic trilogy.

Series, there's more than three. Yeah, six. Now it's seven, eight. Sixagee. Yeah. I guarantee you it's really good. I just have never got into it because I've invested time. I know it's good, even though I've never seen it, because that many people wouldn't be

that passionate about it if it wasn't. Okay. Like it took me forever to watch Friday Night Lights and Mad Men, both shows that people talked about forever saying they're so amazing. And then once I got in, I was like, those are my jams. I love Mad Men. I love Friday. Of course, it's been years, but I was definitely late to the party.

So I feel like, should I do Game of Thrones? The one for me that I have never seen, and it's old now, but everyone says it's fantastic. And I believe it is. I just haven't put the time in is the wire. Oh, it's so good. And so the problem is there's so many good new shows on now. But I only started watching This Is Us because everyone's like, it's so good. Because I was like, a network show about a family.

I don't watch networks. I don't have a family. What am I going to like about that? It's the opposite of what you... But it's fantastic. So there's something to whenever a whole lot of normal people like something that generally it's good. I would never recommend it though.

But it's a lot of investment. It's so many characters. Are you sad when it's over? No, I'm kind of ready for it to be over. I'm tired. It makes me tired. It's a lot to keep up with. Do you get sad when other people start it like because you're jealous of that feeling

of starting something? No. Oh. That's deep, Amy. No. I felt that way when people started reading Hunger Games and I'd already read it. Yeah, but I write it before you.

We read it together. We read it before you. Together. And we got that 30-second skinny over there, which, let me be completely transparent about something. Sometimes they go over 30 seconds, right? Oh, every time. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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What did they hashtag? You need to hashtag my army contest but then you also have to tag a few things so that's why I'm just saying go to Bobbybones.com if you're really interested because I don't want to confuse you here. And we were just talking about Mad Men a second ago, which makes me think, okay, John Ham. To be fair, everybody didn't hear that segment because some of our stations don't carry the whole show. What? I know. I mean, I know that part, but that felt like everybody was listening. I felt the listeners. But anyway, but just talk about Mad Men. Anywho's the Don Draper from Madman, who's really John Hamm. He is dating Dakota Johnson, the 50 Shades of Grey Girl. Do you know what I'm

talking about? So he's 46, she's 28. I got no problem with that age difference. Yeah, I guess that's not that extreme. Yeah, if you're over like 25 and you're a female, you're already smarter than a 50-year-old man. Wait, you have a problem with the 34-year-old and 19-year-old, but you don't have a problem with this? Did I just not understand how that's even possible? Because 19 is not over 25. 19 is a teenager. And I just said, if you're a 25-year-old female, I feel like you're developed enough and you're smarter than a 50-year-old man.

That's what you said. But I still don't understand. I still don't understand 19-year-old, they're legal age. Okay, but just because something's legal, I think the 50-year-old's creepier than the 34-year-old. With the 19-year-old. Yes. Lunchbox is referring to Scott Dissick and Sophia Ritchie.

That's who he's talking about, yes, because they're dating. 34-year-old and the 19-year-old. Which Lionel Ritchie is not happy about. Okay, there you go. New couple alert, that's all I had to say. I'm Amy, that's your 30-second skinny. Does anyone feel like that's weird? No.

Because I just think that women are much, emotional intelligence is so much more than men. And once you hit that point, you're good. She'd have been 22. It'd probably be different a bit. I mean, she's good. And Dakota's beautiful. Yeah, but that shouldn't factor.

Oh, okay. I'm not talking about it. All right. She is. Get your bones on. Bobby Bones show. I was talking about my dog earlier, and Harry said his third chemo. Nothing is spread.

We feel like the chemo's keeping it down. He gets two more. Lost a little weight. He got sick last night. But I think I just gave him too many. truthfully, too many pumpkin spice dog treats. Because he vomited everywhere. And he just doesn't vomit after.

I don't know. I'm confused. I did take him out and let him ride in the Jeep yesterday, which forever I didn't do because I was afraid he was going to jump out because I don't have doors or sides on it. But I put the doors and top on because I let Morgan borrow it. Morgan number one. And he loves riding that Jeep.

There's a picture on my Instagram with him just chilling the old Sahara. Put a blanket down. He just ride shotgun. That dog and I, we used to go everywhere together for nine years. If I went anywhere, he went with me, and he would just chill in the car. We were driving through a car wash once. So I have a dog, by the way, my dog is 14 years old. His name is Dusty.

It's like the thing that I love most of my life. And he's sick now, and he only has a few months left to live. So it's difficult for me, but it's funny. I was driving around yesterday laughing because I remember going through a car wash, and my windows would roll down in the middle. So if you take your right arm and put it where like that middle console is, my windows would roll down over there oddly in this car that I had. And so there were electric windows. And we were going through a car wash and all of a sudden the windows started to roll down in the middle of the car wash.

And hardcore water started spraying both inside the car. And I'm like, oh my goodness! Like I'm getting flooded in the car. My dog had taken his paw and put it on the down windows. And all the windows came down right in the middle of the car wash. And I had to take it and get it all like shot back. backed out and everything. I thought the car was ruined.

I thought it was like an iPhone. Like we drove into rice. We drove into a big pile of rice. But yeah. It's a good memories, man. I was scared because all the, those high power things started shooting me. I was like, and I couldn't figure out what was happening.

And I looked over and his paws on the windows, he was staring at me. That's funny. He didn't even care. That's funny. Yeah, time now. for I never going to get it. 80% of couples admit to go into bed at different times

because one partner wants to do this. All right? Okay. 80% of couples admit to go into bed at different time because they want to do something else while the partner sleeps. What is it? Okay? Think about that for one second. Okay?

Oh, boy. Think about that. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across. All right, 80% of couples admit to go in bed at a different time because one of them wants to do this. Amy, take your guess now. Eat.

Oh, just, just eat. That's intense. Sneaky. Yeah, sneaky snacks. Yeah, eat more. Does your husband do that because you don't let him eat? No, we go to bed the same time. Yeah, but then he probably stays the wake back.

Oh, like he gets back up? He sneaks out. Doo. Not, not eat. Lunch box? That's easy. Read. Oh, read.

Oh, wow. Oh, wow. What? Eddie? Watch a TV show. Hit me. That's too easy. That's too obvious.

Never going to get it. Never going to get it. I'm going to take one caller after this if they get it, and then we'll do Amy's Morning Corny. One of the couple goes, ah, you go to bed. I'm going to stay awake and do this. The never going to get an 80% of couple say, well, we go to bed at different times because one of us does this. Allison in Ohio, you get one shot. Go ahead.

Okay, so can I change my answer because I called in and said something else, but Eddie said watch TV. Yeah, go ahead. I don't care. You can say whatever you want. Okay. Long you can Google it. Promise me. Say I no, I repeat after me. I? Okay. No, repeat after me. Allison, repeat after me. I? Allison? Allison. Well, did not Google answer. Did not Google an answer. Okay, go ahead. Okay. Um, eat?

Oh, Amy said that. Okay. I got it. Oh, my gosh. I did. Didn't hear her. Yeah, I know. Lunchbox? Social media. Hang out on social media. No, the answer is shop online.

Nobody wins. Oh, so that's women. Yeah, yeah, that's it. That's women. There you go. The morning corny. Who does a mummy take on a date? Who does a mummy take on a date?

Oh, any old girl he can dig up. That was the. Morning Corny. Excellent delivery. Thank you. Excellent. Thank you. You're getting applause.

When you get laughs and applause, that's the best. Excellent delivery this morning. Wow. And the theme for Halloween? I'm making it. Wow. Wow. I played the Bluebird Cafe last night, which is if you come to Nashville,

it's hard to get in. But you say you'd make a reservation early because they don't sell tickets. But it's the place where songwriters go. It's, to me, there are like three levels of the big three. It's the Bluebird, it's the rhyming, it's the opera. And the Bluebird is such a songwriter's place where even I go in and I'm like, wow, this is crazy. And I'm jaded because I get to do everything. I'll be honest with, I'm jaded, I get to everything cool now.

And even I go in and I'm like, wow, you sit in this little room. It's like a Nashville TV show. And you sit in the room and you're just sitting there four people that you have a microphone in front of you and everybody's just sitting around you. It's like you're in a living room playing. And I would advise you to Google it if you want to, but it's like super historical. And so last night at the Bluebird, it's me and Dustin Lynch and John Party and Nikita Carmen and Brandon Ray. We're going around.

I just want to play some clips. So I can do me a little bit because I mean, what songs do I have? We have the raging idiot songs. I got some comedy. I played like stand-up comedy, like Uber Driver. I don't think ever played that. I play when I grow up, our kid song. When I grow up, up, up, I can be whatever I want, won, wall, you'll see.

As you can see, the crowd was feeling. clapping along it was fun it was a fun group and so then Dustin Lynch played and here's Cowboys and Angel and this is by the way Cowboys and Angels

is from my phone so I'm just recording it as like I'm the nerd who's got my phone up because I'm a nerd sign by a cloud of dust rain

and then John Party plays his new single about anything you want Long as she ain't Since been the least of mom Since I've had any fun But y'all admit it I mean it's so good

Then Nikita Carmen played And she played a song called Curfew Confuse Because you always sing about too soon And then Brandon Ray played it Oh I'm done with small talking It was crazy And it got to the point where I know my place

And my place doesn't as good as them So I was like, I'm gonna sit this one out Like toward the end I'm there to be funny That's it and I play little goofy songs But it was a lot of fun And it's just so weird Like I go into these places

And it takes those I'm like, wow, like when I play the opera I'm always like, it was crazy And last night was one of those nights It was really cool It was late I didn't get home till late You're doing pretty good for being out late

I'm nailing it today. Yeah. If I don't say something myself. There's the Luke Combs song When It Rains It Pores. You want 100 bucks with a scratch-off? If you want 100 bucks today on a scratch-off ticket, what would you do with the 100 bucks?

Today. Lunchbox. That's easy. Reinvest. Oh, you buy more scratch-offs. That's what it's meant to do. So if you won 100 bucks, you would buy more scratch-offs. Yes, hoping to hit it big

because $100 is nice, but $50. $50,000 or $1,000 or $25,000 a year for life, that's even better. There it is. And I want $100 bucks on a scratch-off ticket. Amy, you want $100 bucks on a scratch-off ticket today? There's this vegan jacket at free people. There's a vegan jacket? You can eat it?

No, that's cool. It's not real leather. So if you get hungry and you're not that cold, you just eat the sleeve? No, it's pleather. Oh, okay. Get it? So it's, like, also way cheaper. It actually is like just under $100.

$98, $98, I think. I'd go buy that. Eddie, you want a hundred bucks on a scratch off ticket. What do you do with it? I would love to buy some cool sunglasses, but let's be real. I'm just going to go to Chuckie Cheese and throw 100 bucks on that. So the kids can go. Pizza, games, probably a picture of beer for daddy.

Hey, yeah. Hey, yeah. I want a hundred bucks on a scratch off ticket. I'm going to buy a pair of shorts. These Nike Elite shorts, they're pretty expensive workout shorts. But these, they're like 70 bucks. They're awesome. What makes them so elite?

Nike Elite. Because I believe they're called Elite Just the texture and the fit Like I have one pair And I'm like I gotta buy more Someone gifted me a pair And I love them And I'm just too lazy to buy them

Oh yeah they look cool too Yeah it's like Wow A box in them And they don't chafe my buttocks Which is awesome So that's what I would do So I want a hundred bucks

On a scratch on a ticket box Two 12 packs And a take a gas with her She swore they were a waste of time So Luke Combs just does weather songs, huh? Yeah, he's the weather guy. Do you know what his next single is going to be?

Hold on, wait a minute. So the first one was a hurricane. Uh-huh. And this one's when it rains, it pours. Yeah. And he's not careful. He's going to be the weather guy. Okay.

So what's the next single? Partly cloudy with a chance of love. Is it really? No, I have no idea. Oh. Eddie now we're having this conversation. Make news, y'all. No, no, no.

Here's the thing. Eddie was the person who said this about Luke home songs. And then I said partly cloud a chance of heartbreak. Yeah. So we totally just shipped at each other's a joke. And I want a hundred bucks on a scratch on two.

What do you think the next single's going to be, I thought it was going to be cloudy with a chance of love or whatever you said. Oh, yeah? Farley cloudy. No, I would say

high humidity on the dance floor. I'll hold it. Nice. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Mine's fog on a Sunday morning. Dang. What does that mean? I don't know.

I want a hundred bucks on a scratch. Was that not good? Landco did a song. So they're Slow Hands from Niall Horan. Yeah, I want you, baby, slow, so. It's like the number one pop song. And Lanco did a version, which is really cool. Yeah, I want you, baby, slow, slow hands.

Like sweat dripping down a dirty laundry, no, no chance. We'll put that at Bobbybones.com. And Lanco, you may know from this song. This is their single right now. Go over to be your forever. You're going to be my wife. Go over to bobbybones.com. You can check that out.

Slow hands from Lanko, but this is a real song. It's good. That's what you wanted. You wouldn't need it. We could meet in between. We were going to be the greatest love story that's sound as ever seen. Gather around the iPhone. I'm about to bring to you the eighth wonder of the world.

He's got hair in spots I've never seen before. Ladies gentlemen, well, welcome the weight guesser. Lunchbox, everyone. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, glad to be here, glad to be here. Katie in Arkansas. Hello.

Hey, stay, stop bite up. Stop out of, Katie. Hi, Katie, good morning. Good morning. Hey, where are you calling from? I'm calling from Moralton, Arkansas. Ah, I know it well. How about this?

Lunchbox will guess your weight within five pounds, and if he doesn't, I'll give you a prize. Okay. All right. All right. So he only has a few seconds to ask you questions. And if he asks you anything like how much do you weigh, don't answer that question, okay? Okay.

All right, cool. Here we go. Lunchbox, you're on. What is her name? Katie. Katie, what type of shoes do you wear to work? Comfy shoes. How many hours a day do you sit down?

Probably about five. How tall are you? Five three. And your time is up. I'm sorry. You need to guess her weight within five pounds. That's easy. comfy shoes.

She chills. She only weighs about 1.30. What do you weigh? 133. One down. One down. And Katie, I hope you have a great day in those comfy shoes at work. Dang.

Dang. Dang. All right, let's bring on Deanna in New York. Hi, Deanna. Deanna. Dina. Deanna. Three.

Two. One. Goodbye. Oh, we lost her. Man, that was a good one, too. How about Hannah in Cedar Rapids? Hi. Hi, Hannah.

Thank you for calling. Would you like to play lunchbox guesses your weight? Yes, please. All right. What kind of soap do you use in the shower? For body soap, I use dove. And what's your favorite candy bar? I'm going to say Butterfingers.

How many times do you get on a scale per week? Every day. What is your job? Time. So you have to guess our weight within five pounds. It's Hannah and Cedar Rapids. She likes the butta finger, but she's still worried about her weight because she gets on the scale every single day.

Go ahead. She can't weigh more than 114. 114. What do you weigh, Hannah? I'm 113. Yeah. Yeah. 113 is not more than 114.

Just like I said. Woo! Okay. Yeah. Just like you said. Wow. Wow, wow, wow. Let me grab one more.

Man, Hannah, have a great day. Chrissy and the list. What a, Chrissy? Hi. How are you? Good, how are you? I'm really good. Have we ever spoken before? No, we haven't.

Okay, just making sure. So people don't think I'm putting on a bunch of cousins or something. Lunchbox, go ahead. What is your favorite fast food restaurant? Taco Bell. Who is your favorite country artist? Kenny Tessney. And your favorite movie of all time?

Across the universe. How old are you? Oh, I'm sorry. Time's out. Time's out. Alright lunchbox, the name's Chrissy from St. Louis. Listen, if she likes Kenny Chesney, she likes the beach. She got to keep in shape.

127. 127. Chrissy, what do you weigh? 125. Oh, my goodness. He's three for three. He's amazing, folks. That was good, dude.

Three for three. You know, there's something to say about this guy who, he goes in, gets a bunch of food, gets a bunch of alcohol. Didn't want to pay his tab, so he called him a bomb threat. My goodness. Hey, I don't... I bet he didn't have to pay. No. We're going to pay way more than that.

Exactly. He's facing charges after he made up a bomb threat to get out of paying his ticket. The 40-year-old is charged with threats to use weapons of mass destruction, false identification to police, and escape. They saw him try to run out of the bar. He ended up getting someone else to pay the bill, but they found out he called in the bomb threat. Oh, man.

I mean, gosh. What are you going to say? What's wrong with people? I know what's wrong with him. He's drunk and hungry and having money. We're just testing this segment right now. It's in pilot phase. But there's always a story that's going to pass around the internet that's for sure fake news.

And Lunchbox shares it in a segment he called. Lunchbox is Fake News Story of the Day. And a very smart move, D.C. has allowed smaller cars can now go the wrong way. down a one-way street if no one's coming. Wait a minute. I swear to you, I saw this and thought it was real. To cut down on traffic. No, this is real. That's what I'm telling you. No, no. No, like smaller cars. You can't take like a, you know, a bus or something like that, but like a two-door. Where did you see this? Because I saw it and I thought it was a real story.

No, it is a real story. And that's what I'm saying. If they look and there's no car coming to cut down on traffic because D.C. traffic is so bad. Who gave them this story? Because I don't think. You think it's real? Oh, my gosh. This is my confusion. He knows it's fake. He used to go away. He's like, oh, that's weird. But I saw it and really thought this was real. Where did you get this? What's your source? I don't have it on me, but I can look.

I can tell you. But they said next week they're going to take a vote on whether or not to let school buses go the wrong way to get them to school faster. Okay, so that's fake. But does it? This is real, though. No, it's not. Stop saying it's real. You know it's not real.

No. Why would I bring you fake news? Because the segment's called the fake news story. Have you all ever done that? Yes, I've driven the wrong way before. But I mean on purpose. No. Oh, no.

No. No. No. And that person's waving to me going, you're going the wrong way, you're going the wrong way. And I'm like, oh. And then I'm pulling the driveway real quick. It's a bad feeling. Good move by DC.

That's a fake news. If you see it, don't be full like me. That was fake. This segment makes me laugh, but it's sad. Why? We're really not going to know what to believe anymore. We already don't. You have to stop acting like you know what you think it's real.

Because you know it's fake. That's why you brought it in. Yeah, the top of your papers is vacanew.com. And there's imaging that says fake news. No, you got to stop. We know it's fake, but the whole point is this is the story. No, the whole point is to sell it. No, it's not.

I think it is. No, the point of it is to let people know they may see this story, but it's fake. So, Bonnie, give an example how should he deliver that? See, I think you guys are seeing the wrong angle. I think I'm selling it because I believe it's true and you guys don't believe it. You don't believe it's true. I'm not arguing. Stop, stop.

That was. I mean, would you rather me just go, hey guys? No, but the point is, this is the story that people are believing and you read it like a real newscaster. and then we end it with the jingle out. I thought I am reading it like a newscaster. You're trying to convince us the thrill the same time. See, this is proof that it's still in progress. He does convince me.

Like, I'm still convinced that elementary school serving Starbucks. No, don't, though, because, again... That's enough state in New York. That was... Experts say you don't have to wash your dishes before you put them in the dishwasher. For real, though, or fake news? No, no, real news.

Depends on how good your dishwasher is. I don't do fake news. Okay. After studying bacteria and how your dishwasher eliminates it, They've concluded you don't need to rinse your dishes before you put them in. Load your dirty dishes straight in because modern dishwashers, made in the last five to seven years are designed to tackle even the most cooked on, caked on bacteria.

Love it. Okay. That makes... No, that's not fake news. Stop. I don't buy it. That's a problem with America right now. It's a fake news runs the real news.

It's a big problem. Yes. Where do I start? Because what happened was... So Keith Urban calls. And I'm friends with Keith Urban. I like Keith Urban. And I was like, I wonder what Keith Urban is calling.

And he announces to us that we won the CMA for Best Morning Show. And I didn't know what the call was for, so we were surprised. This was the call. I think it's time that you guys do something good and also that your listeners should know they have impeccable taste. Because they are listening to CMA broadcast winner for National Personality of the Year. Who was? What? Yeah.

Congratulations. You have to spell things out for us. Are you saying we won? You guys are the winners of the CMA broadcast national responsibility of the years. So that was crazy. And then Keith's sitting in a piano because he starts playing the piano behind it. And so never one to let an opportunity go by. I was like, hey, Keith, why are you there?

Why don't you play a little something? On your phone, on your piano from your house. Here's Keith Durbin doing blue ain't your color from home through cell phone. So, by the way, he has a cell phone in one hand, and he's playing with the other hand. Amazing. Crazy. And then I'm like, let's play Stump Keith Irvin. So I'm thinking I say, hey, play where the black top ends, because, you know, that's a pretty upbeat song, heavy guitar.

And he goes, okay. Going to kick out for shoes and run. Is that sweet with the grass and the dirt and we suckle on feet. That's awesome. That was crazy. That was crazy. How do you do that with one hand? So we won, which is awesome, and then Keith the Urban plays for us.

But what happened was they had to go around for quotes. And so they did a press release, so they would ask people for quotes. I was handed this. The company wanted quotes from Lunchbox, Amy and Bobby, about the big win. This is from Morgan number one, our producer, but I couldn't put any of lunchboxes in. Here are quotes of lunchboxes that he thought would be appropriate. Quote number one, all I do is win, lunchbox. Oh, my gosh.

I like that. Quote number two. This is the second most exciting day of my life. First being Crown Prom King. Oh, boy. There were some other ones, but they're just not in good taste. I don't think... But do you expect Lunchbox say anything else?

What do you mean? I thought I gave her some good ones. I gave her like six quotes. The problem is, is that you're not going to make it if you say something crazy. Oh, yeah, you gave her more. He says, they all say it's lonely on top, but I just want to let them know I'm having a great time up here. That's funny. It is kind of funny.

It's funny, but it's so, let's see here. I mean, you don't want to know the other ones. Why? Time to bow down and show to respect to the best in the business. Wow, that's hard for it. And there's a worse one. There's worse than that. Yes.

You think those are bad? Yeah, they never put these in there. I feel bad for the other shows. You have to tell their families they're losers. What? You said that? None of those going to do. What?

Oh my goodness. Those were all suggested and those all get nigg. I didn't even know about it. I thought they're pretty good. Can you imagine our company sending that up? I feel bad for the other families. I have to tell people they're losers. We've been losers every year.

Not this year. That was lunchboxes' quotes that didn't make it. There you go. Can I play something fun for you? Of course. So I played around to Bluebird. Last night, and the Bluebirds is an awesome place where songwriters in Nashville go.

I mean, it's a very sacred. sacred place and there are four people there. It was Dustin Lynch, John Party, myself, and Nikita Carmen. And I put this on Instagram. I want you to watch it. This is John Party. And he's just, it's amazing.

And I'm just doing it on Instagram. There's a video. My line of that I ever seen. A Cumberton air of California dream. Yeah, she'll be saying, Hey, there. Some of the town is on the dance.

So party going to dance. So he's sitting like a foot from me and we're all singing background vocals to everybody's songs. Like it was a lot of fun. And so he played his new single too, which by the way, maybe my favorite song on his album. And so this is She Ain't It. About anything you want, long as she ain't you. Have you heard this song? You haven't listened to the whole album enough because it is awesome.

So John Party, this is long as she ain't. That's like, yeah, it's all. Hey, I'm gonna play she in it. I'm gonna say that I'm saying a bad word. Let me slow it. She ain't in it. Yeah. This is John Party.

She ain't in it. Who slid seashells by the seashore? Yeah. Appreciate your call. Means a lot and all. I got a minute. You and me can talk about anything you want. All right.

Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Bones show. Come on, Bob. Let me ask you a question. This is weird, and I think you'll probably go, oh, once it sets in. Is there anybody that you follow on Instagram, and you feel like you're probably way better friends with than you're, but you're really not?

Like, you just see them and you watch them, and you're like, you feel like you know them better than you do? Yeah. And you kind of wish you did. Like, is there anyone like that? Yeah. Who for you? Oh, me.

Super close with Karen Fairchild. There you go. Yeah, we're, I mean, we talk all the time. Like, um... From a little big tag. On comments or in stories, you know? Yeah. Like, um, or likes?

We have a really good relationship. Is there anybody lunchbox that you watch? You don't follow anybody. No, but my wife... Lunchbox follows zero people on Instagram. Yeah. She follows Carly from The Bachelor. Yeah.

And she thinks they are best friends. she's never met the woman in her life and she's like oh my gosh carlie was doing and i'm like you've never met her you've never talked to she like but we would be best and she talks to me all about her life she thinks they are best friends and she lives here and she lives in nashville and she's like one day one day watch we're going to be friends because i follow her on instagram and our personalities are the same is that amazing because i'll tell you mine in a second but here you can call us if you have one where you follow somebody and you're like oh like i have this bond with them they don't even know it the number is eight seven

777 Bobby. That's phone number. Eddie, anybody that you follow? Not really. I mean, if I had to pick one, it'd be like Chris Jansen. Like, I feel like I'm on the road with him every weekend because he hopes a lot on the road. And he doesn't come off the road. That's right.

Mine is Jaron Johnson from Cadillac 3. Like his kid, Jude the dude. Like, I know the whole story. Jude, the dude's his kid's name? Yeah. And Jude, he's just a baby. And he's lived like two lives, the rock and roll life and the dad life. Yeah.

And so it's like... And I know Jaron, but I don't know them as well as I feel like I do from Instagram. Like I feel like we're best friend. So that's the lead singer The Cadillac 3. And yeah, I'm like, oh, dude, I took a picture today. I got to talk back to her sometimes too. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Morgan number two, do you have anybody that you, because you're the young demo?

What do you got over there? Johnny Kardashian? No. Honestly, I think like my number one, probably be like, honestly, Amy. I followed her before. And, like, I was like, oh, we could totally get along if we hung out before. Like, just following her through socialism working.

And do you get along? Yeah, we get along. There you. There you. There's a lot. That's what happened. Yeah. Cassidy, who do you follow on Instagram where you feel like you know them better than you really do?

Cassidy, I know you there. Hi. Hi. Sorry. Yeah, go ahead. I followed Lauren Aitken's on Instagram, and I swear we're best friends. Oh, Thomas Rett's wife. Yes, Thomas.

They do a good job. They do a good job at being, like, personal on there. That's good, that's a good one. Thank you for the call. Brooke in Phoenix City, Alabama. Who you follow one that you're like, I feel like I'm their friend. Oh, my goodness, all of you guys. I feel like, you're my best friend, Amy's my best friend, Eddie.

It's kind of weird. Like, I know everything about your life. Well, I appreciate that. Not lunchbox, though. Yeah, that's cool. Thank you for all the calls. All of our Instagrams are up on bobbybones.com. You follow the Jaron?

The Jaron right now. The Jaron. And that song's a jam too, right? Let's be serious for a second. Yeah, okay. So what I'm going to do, the game's tough. I just give you a word.

And you have to be able to sing a line, a famous line of a song with the word. And you have like, you know, five to seven seconds to figure out the song. Are you ready? And you'll go first, okay? Your word is, and you have, again, five seconds, seven seconds. Okay.

Your word is a green. I need you to sing a song with... Take you for a ride on my big green tractor, make it go slow, make it go faster. There, yeah, yeah. Good job, baby. Welcome to the game. Wait for the cue. Okay, we're figuring out the game as we go here.

Okay. All right. Lunchbox, you're up. Yeah. Your word is truck. Think about that. What song can you sing with the word truck in it? And three, two,

Oh, truck! Yeah! Trump! Yeah! I'll accept that. Yeah, I'll accept that. That's close. I'll accept that.

I was waiting for his cue. He said three, two, and then he didn't say one. Then I turned the music down. All right? Okay. Eddie, ready? Let's go. Your word to sing a song with is

Dance. Life's a dance. Wait for your cue. You just scolded him. Yes. Okay, you've been warned. Yellow card. Just like the U.S.

we're getting the World Cup. Waiting for my cue. All right. Eddie, go ahead. Life's a dance. You learn as you go. Sometimes you lead. Sometimes you follow.

Everybody. There it is. Okay, okay. Now it's getting heated. We got to have some uniform here. Wait until your cue. Wait for the cue. Come on, Eddie.

You're almost out of the game. Goodness. You've been warned, Eddie. Yes. Yellow card. Got it. Yellow card? Yeah.

Because if it was missed, like the U.S. will not be getting in the world. Okay. Oh, I'd bring that up. That's dumb. That's terrible. Amy, your word is boy.

B-O-I-Boy. And go. You got the boy, and I got the man. Oh, Jana Kramer. Wow. Yeah. Whatever that song was. What was that song?

You got the boy, I think. And I got the man. I think it's I got the boy, you got the man. No, she's saying. I got the man. No. Oh. I think she got a box is going to be right.

No. Because it's like I got the boy and you got the man. Yeah. Not you got the boy. Oh, I'm sorry. Wait, what? You've been eliminated. Oh my goodness.

It's called I got the boy is the name of the song. Lunchbox, be Amy in a music. Unbelievable. He challenged her in one. Wow. Man, oh yeah. All right, Amy, you're eliminated. Lunchbox, are you ready?

Hold on her. I'm ready. I need you to sing a song with the word heart in it. Okay? Okay. I did sing a song with the word heart in it. Think about it. Heart.

All right, go ahead. My heart will go on. Bad melody, but I'll accept that. Sling the on the heart will go on. I'll accept that. I'll accept that. Eddie, come on. Your song is kiss.

Now, like a smoot, like a kiss, all right? Your song is kiss. Can you sing a song with the word kiss in it and go? Kiss me. The mouth beer and barley Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Six pints in the rich your kiss me. Oh, man, that's good.

It's funny you'd think it's beer and barley. It's not. It's bearded barley. That was beer, oats, barley. He got the context of his word right. Just checking. Yeah, Amy, don't hate. Don't hate the player.

Amy, you have a warning off the field. That's the coach warning. You're going to be sick of the locker room. I don't care. Okay. What do you really do? Lunch bars. Yeah, I do.

Your word is boots, okay, boots. You have five seconds, boots. It has to be plural. Boots. Okay, okay. And go. I got dirt on my boots. It's your party.

I know how to do dirt on the boots. You know, dirt on my boots. I accept it. I got a little dirt on my boots. Okay, okay, I accept, I accept it. I didn't know if boot scoot and boogie would have been, because it doesn't say boots. Okay, Eddie.

I'm like how you just ignored it. Your word is burn. Burn. Burn. You have five seconds. You have a song with the word burn in it. All right, go ahead. And it burned, burn, burn, burn.

Ring a fire. The ring of fire. All right, lunchbox. Yeah. Your word is, girl. You have five seconds. Take Tommy Thompson. You've been warned because you didn't take a five seconds.

You said go. You said go. And go. Take Tommy Thompson. Take my best. friend Bo. Don't take the girl as long as she don't go. I mean, you're just butchering these songs. What was the word? Girl. Good job. I had to get to don't take the girl part. Eddie, your word is broke. B-R-O-K-E. You have five seconds to sing the word broke.

All right, Eddie, go ahead. All right, here we go. I'm broke like a spoke. I feel like I was cheated. You're now limited in the next game. What? Yeah. Red card. Red card.

Okay. Red card. Bobby bones. Miley Cyrus did carpool karaoke. Something about Miley makes me like her more and more. Like she's becoming really warm and like fun to listen to. Yeah. I don't know what it is.

What they did with her change? She seems like. They? Yeah. Oh. Well, because she was really hated for a long time. I never hated it. No, no, no.

As a parent, I think it was a deal where like, no, no, no, our kids will not be. Of course, because the parents were used to Hannah Montana and then she's like on stage with animals doing things. Now I think she's like grown up a bit. Yeah. Like, I hear her talk and I watched the interview with her and I was like, man, like I kind of like Miley. I never disliked her. Right. But so here she is on Carpool karaoke.

James Corchie. Shut up. You can't even hear Miley. She, by the way, is a fantastic singer. Yeah. If you ever just hear a sing, yeah. The thing about James Corden is he really was a Broadway singer. Like he's a fantastic singer.

But he should just do a little bit and then bail out. He was on Broadway like in shows. Yeah, any sang theater in London. Yeah. Super talented guy. Here's the guy who tries to jump a canal in his car. Do you guys see this? Oh, I like this guy.

Yeah, this guy's awesome. Evil Caneval? He's Big Haven or Under the Air. influence alcohol or drug-related. I don't know if they're using the street as a main route for them. He didn't make it. That's what I got in trouble. So that's the end result.

He didn't make it. You want to hear people doing the news and people keep jumping them and scaring them like the Halloween news bloopers? Like reporters are like, I'm here reporting for people who are just scaring them the whole time. Reporting. Reporting life. I'm dropping it.

I'm dropping. on Tuna Zeta. Oh, my God. And look who just jumped out at me, Robin. Pretty Kruger. Oh, God. Prishty, are you okay? Is she okay?

Is she there? See, we know it's going to happen every year, but every year we get her. I thought that was funny, right? Should lunchbox go do that? No. To news people, no, they don't know them. He can't do that. He just runs up to him.

Naked. Ew! I mean, that's the scariest thing he could do. It looks like a big panda bear running at you. Like a big brown hair panda bear. It's covered in it. It's gross. The Mommy Bone Show.

Was it the Bluebird last night? We were leaving, and I was meeting a lot of listeners. And someone came and asked about your kids. And I was like, yeah, Amy's going to Haiti this weekend to see your kids. She was like, does she have them yet? She's been traveling. And first, I was like, first, there's IHart Radio. You can find the IHart Country Channel and listen as you travel.

I was like, I didn't know that. Like, second, she does not have her kids yet. No. Which is why you're going, but you're not going to bring them back. No, I'm just going to visit them. And you've told them. I've told them. So, yeah, we FaceTimed with them.

My husband and I facetined and explained that I was going to be coming, but it's not the trip. I'm going with some girlfriends. Like, my husband's not going. So I think that'll help them better understand because I think if they saw both of us, they'd be like, okay, it's probably time. We were like, no, this is just a trip we're coming to hang out with y'all. Your husband's not going.

No, me and two girlfriends. Oh, so it's like a bachelor's rep party. Yes. Wow. Man, that sounds like fun. Yeah. Wow. Yeah.

Haitian vacation. That's a hashtag. Yeah, hashtag Asian vacation. Well, I hope it goes awesome. And I hope they're okay because I know last time you left is tough. Oh my goodness. Last time I left, it was so hard that we vowed to not go back until we were ready to pick them up.

But that's obviously just been too long. So now here I am going. And I'm just hoping that on Sunday when I fly back, I keep it, keep it cool. You probably won't. I hope they do. Yeah. You know what I mean? I hope they don't freak out and get mad or sick.

Because you won't. You'll be super emotional. But I'm okay with you being emotional. It's them. Yeah. I'm just glad they have each other. Like my daughter, I think, will come. I know he, I've already kind of pictured different scenarios in my head.

nightpictor him kind of crying and freaking out, but her comforting him. And that's cool because they're like, brother and sister. So Amy's been in the adoption process for four and a half years. And she does not have her kids. She started. They tried to have babies. For some reason, they haven't been able to have babies. You know how to, right?

I mean, okay, to make sure. Sometimes you don't know. Sometimes you don't know. Yeah, yeah. I can show you a video. Okay. Okay. After that.

They tried to adopt domestically, but they kept moving. Her husband, military, was getting moved. And so if you don't live in the same house, much less the same city. Yeah, your home study. You have to reset every time. Yeah, lots of stuff gets reset. Then Amy went on a mission trip to Haiti and met these kids. And she was like, I think these are my kids.

And now she knows her kids four and a half years later. She still doesn't have them. My daughter's 10, son, seven. We've asked everybody with any sort of pull, fame, notoriety, if you have watched a Sean Penn movie. We've asked everybody to help. And for some reason, we just haven't been able to find the right person. Amy's been working with Senator Corker's office. Yeah, you may have seen him in the news lately.

Yeah, Lil Bob Corker, what they call? He's got a little Twitter battle with Donald Trump. Trump gave him a nickname, Lil Bob Corker. Hey, I don't really care. Like, anybody can help with getting our kids. This is we're talking about getting orphans home in our house. How about this? I put a challenge out.

Who can do it first? corker. Oh. Yeah. Gotlet drop. That's right. Now let's see. That's how you do it.

That's a really good job. All you do is put two dudes against each other for any challenge whatsoever. Yeah. Make things happen. Yeah. Well, that would be amazing. Good luck.

I mean, I know we're here the rest of the week, but I've been thinking about you. I'm thinking about those kids. I know. I love them. I've been thinking about it. I don't want them to freak out. Yeah. They'll be good.

We'll make sure all week and long. We just have like the most fun, lots of hugs and explain that we will be back soon, very soon, because now there's a Trump Corker Challenge. Hashtag Trump Corker Challenge! The Bible Show. Here's Amy's pile of stories. I don't know if this is going to come as a shock

to you guys where researchers have found that women are kinder and more generous than men. Duh. But you want to know why? I mean... I'm thinking about this for a second. You know, I don't know. Listen, I think that

I think guys are just scared to show it. Like it's a vulnerability thing. I'm just trying to think of why. I think that's it. It's a vulnerability. So we have it in us. Yeah. I do think that. But why does that piece of paper say it? Well, the researchers found that women experience a higher level of dopamine in their brains when they do something selfless. So they do it more often. So that would be selfish because you're trying to find the dopamine. It's like on friends. No, it's involuntary. The dopamine release. Yeah. Okay. Listen, what do I know? I was just trying to think of why. And I think we're at times afraid to be in kind or extra kind because, well, that's weird.

It's not manly. Yeah. I'm not kind. I'm manly. And for the record, I feel like everyone in this room is kind, all the guys. Yeah. Try to be. Today or.

No, and kind. That's right. I like that. I like that. What else? Okay. So, according to a new survey, people said if they could eat one food for the rest of their lives. Oh, it's pizza by people.

It's people pick pizza. There's no way to not pizza. Well, he's ruining my findings. Oh, I don't know what I'm guessing. I took a survey. You didn't take your app. You read that pizza. What's the answer?

It's pizza. So really, if you had one food for the rest of your life, you would use pizza? Yes. Really? Pound for pound, pizza's just the best. Yeah. Thin crust are thick. It's not even my favorite food.

But you'd pick it. But if I had to have one meal. Because my favorite food is chicken fried steak with mashed potatoes and white gravy and corn with fried okra. Wow. Like that's my favorite meal. Bobby, you're being put to death for a crime you didn't commit, but you have to pick it last meal. That's the meal.

Yeah, yeah, because I didn't commit it. I've been framed. It wasn't me. I've been framed. So that's my meal, but pizza over time. Yeah, for the rest of your life. That would take a while to get to you? That joke?

Yeah. Yeah. Framed. All right, go ahead. Okay, so if you've ever had too much coffee, here's what you need to do. Because sometimes coffee's great, but sometimes you drink too much and you feel a little wired and crazy and you just need to like tone it down a little bit.

I have the perfect call, though. Hit me. You need to drink a little water and eat a banana. Did you know that if you're drunk or hungover or either one of them, coffee actually does nothing to you? You know, it's a thing like, hey, drink coffee. Yeah, this guy's drunk. Give him some coffee. It does nothing to you.

Like nothing? It's false. Yeah. I mean, it makes you want to pee. It makes you get it. I mean, the coffee we do. But yeah, it does nothing to reverse. Oh, I thought that you were supposed to like give coffee to someone that.

They say that in the movies and stuff. Yes, it's got to be real. Maybe they just need water in a banana. Maybe so. Maybe that's it. That was my nickname of college, by the way, water in a banana. Okay. Oh, boy.

Whatever. I don't even, that one doesn't even apply. Yes, it does. No, it does. Go ahead. McDonald's is testing out a vegan burger called the McVegan. You know, here's the thing about everybody getting healthier. It's making the quality of everything be higher.

Yeah. So I'm sure this is going to be going. to be, for vegans that go to McDonald's, maybe you have kids and you're there. It's an option, yeah. Yeah, and you're like, usually you can't get anything. Yeah. It's something. And I bet you it's going to be, like, done pretty well.

Mm-hmm. Well, currently McDonald's is only offering the McVegan in Finland, but it could make its way here. We'll see. I'm Amy and that's my pile. I have a closer. That was Amy's pile of stories. They have this thing, by the way, not a commercial. It's called 23 in me.

23 me. Yeah. DNA? Yeah, Morgan number one. Yes. 23 and me. That's correct. Okay.

So, you spit into it, it's saliva thing, and it sends you back like where your heritage is. And I'm just going to tell you what happened. I was having some dinner meal. And someone's like, hey, I did this and I met my brother. And I was like, what? Like a brother? They didn't know they had a brother. Oh, wow.

And I have the kit because I ordered one. There it is. Not a commercial. I've been paid $0.00. I haven't opened it yet. It says, welcome to you. It says health and ancestry. So what it does, from what I know is it tells you, like, where you come from, like

your countries, it tells you, I guess your family, even what diseases that you are. Prone to. Yeah. Pretty amazing. Which could be good because you know what to look out for and how to better care for yourself. Yeah. So, again, I haven't opened it.

But one step-by-step instructions, one saliva. a collection tube and cab one return bag one prepaid return label so I'm gonna do it let's do that I don't know where I'm from open up and spit yeah dude if you had any guesses what were you what would you think like where I come from

China oh for sure no I see that I have no idea I have no idea I'm like China and Mexico probably you really have like zero like none of your like your grandma never told you like Ireland guys I don't know I have no idea.

My real dad wasn't around. I never had accomplished my mom. My grandma raised me, but we didn't talk about that because she died before we had that kind of talk. My grandfather was,

none of them were alive. Wow. So it wasn't that I was just totally neglected. It's just, I was somewhat neglected and then just everybody died before I got old enough

to ask questions. This is going to be cool. Yeah. Like that's going to be so interesting to see all that. How long is it's hard to get back? I haven't even opened the box yet. Well, spit.

Okay, you're done. Send it. There it is. That part's all very interesting. I think the part you're going to freak out about is like what your predisposition

to. Yeah. Maybe nothing. Because I feel kind of like a superhero sometimes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you are. Like I'm going to watch myself box on Instagram. All of a sudden, Bobby starts doing all these weird things. No, from you, I'm not listening to crap from you. What?

What is that? Someone who starts doing all these weird things. Yeah, you are. Amy, you're the queen of weird things. Do you see how these two turn like that? Let's just go, for example. Yeah, your little peanut gallery. No, you went to.

woman and she had you hold a bottle and if she could pull your fingers apart you needed to take that medicine. Yeah, I know a lot of people that have done that. Yeah. I'm saying you go to weird places and you get those things in your butt all the time. Oh yeah that's right. Excuse me? All the time and hello

every girl I know goes. To where? It's called a colonics. Okay. Amy goes to my wife has never been to a colonnics. She has a standing 3pm every day. I do not. Whatever and that was when I first went when I was trying to get pregnant because I read a book that told Okay, you first went and you still are going, don't throw that on me.

But when I first went, that's why. And that's also when I got the acupuncture, like, and when I quit using dryer sheets. You're naming everything we're talking about. Go ahead. Yeah, I got rid of my microwave. Started to listen to Alex Jones. Like, all that stuff happened at the same time. Whatever, I don't listen to Alex Jones.

That's the one she gets offended to that. It's not true. All right. Raisin news is coming up. Rude. I'm going to do this, though. I know how long it takes. 23 of me.

Oh, boy. The Bobby Bones show. All right, thank you for hanging with us. On Instagram, Mr. Bobby Bones, if you want to see some of those clips from the Bluebird last night. It was really cool. I felt like today's show was solid B-plus.

Yeah? Take it. And then you took away from today's show Lunchbox? That I'm awesome, and that Amy and Eddie are just fake. They don't tell you the truth. Whatever. They're fake news. They are fake news.

So what happened was earlier in the show, we were talking about in-laws and what annoys you about your in-laws. And both Amy and Eddie goes, nothing. They're best. I never said that. I said mine are the best for sure. And Amy didn't give an answer either, so. Yeah, I have pretty great in-laws. Not going to lie.

Pretty great. That means something. Yeah. Oh, my goodness. Thank you, lunchbox. Amy, what did you take away from the show today? I took away that Bobby's awesome. I've watched his Instagram of John Party singing Hardick on the dance floor like 50 times.

But I didn't do anything except film it. So I'm not awesome. I just push. No, you're great at camera work. Yeah, whatever, I'll take it. Mr. Bobby Bones on Instagram. Okay, we're going to go. We'll see you tomorrow.

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