The Bobby Bones Show - Are Bobby & Lindsay Breaking Up?

Episode Date: June 6, 2017

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This is a Bobby Bowles show. Yeah, good morning. Welcome to Tuesday show. Got a lot of artists to talk to today. It's CMA Music Festival. It's CMT Awards weekend. A lot of stuff happening today. Good morning.

Sometimes I don't mean it when I'm like, boy, do we have a good show today? But today, let me tell you, I mean it. Oh, good. Here, why don't we start with The Stupid Minute? I'm just going to get something out of the way. Ready? The Stupid Minute.

This is handed to me for you, Eddie. Oh, great. Here's what kind of haircut you should get when you're losing your hair. Tell me. I'm all ears. I think if you're balding, you have to own it. The safest bet is just to go clean, shaven. Buzz it all the way off.

Anytime you try to hide it, everybody knows. Here. Buzz cut is the best way to go. Anything you try to do to hide that you're losing your hair, people will obviously notice that you're trying to cover that you're losing your hair. So I'd say just own it. it is the best thing to do. Shave it. It's a nice, clean look. It's super masculine.

A lot of really tough guys have bald heads, so go for that. Shave it, dude. I don't think shaving it is. Shave your head. Shave your head. No. Shave your head. No. That's embracing it. You're always covering with your hat or doing the comb over. There's no comb over.

No, there. Let's box. I'm going to my boy over there for the back up. You, whenever you try to dress up nice with no hat, you try to do a little comb over, and it looks awkward. A comb over is when you grow it long to cover the ball. But you comb it over. coming to the side. All right.

Stupid. Stop. The Stupid Minute. Shave it off the dude. One time. No. You just don't want to be like, because your dad has the,

he's all bald. But you're getting like that you. My dad had the you for many, many years. Now he's all bald. And if I shave it, I look just like him. You already look like him.

Shave it, dude. How much you give me? Mystery prize. If you shave it, you will get a mystery prize. Hey, let me think about it. All right, let's you. Recognizing people, doing cool things. It's ICU.

All right, this kid named Austin King, he's 11 years old. He's known as the young urban gardener. He picked up gardening three years ago when he was eight because in Indy, his family was hungry, he said, so he wanted to be able to grow food. He's like, I'm going to learn how to grow my own food. Since we're having trouble buying food, I'm going to learn how to grow it myself. His gardening has been so successful. He obviously has been feeding his family. he's now feeding the city's homeless and less fortunate with his gardening skills.

What? That is amazing. It's known as the young urban gardener, Austin King. Austin King. I see you, buddy. I see you. The Bobby Bone Show. Big Three Stories.

It's producer Raymond in sports. The Stanley Cup finals are all evened up. The Nashville Predators beat the Pittsburgh Penguins 4 to 1. The series is tied at 2. In other news, Apple announced yesterday that free updates to your iPhone are coming. iOS 11 is. going to be out in the fall. They also have coming out a home speaker to rival

Amazon's Echo. And finally, it's CMA week, two days away from the CMA Music Festival in Nashville, Tennessee. What did you do last night? I watched a little bit of hockey. A little bit? Yeah, because then I went to bed. Hey, I watched the whole game. I was up late. Of course you did. Hey, at least I watched.

I was up, and I went to bed late. Then I woke up and all my power was out. And so it was all out. I couldn't get in my garage, which is But my neighbor's outside lights were on. Does that matter? I started to think someone might be messing with you. Well, no, that's happened to me where my power's out, but across the street, it's like they're zoned or whatever.

So it may be like a couple houses on your side. Oh, whatever. I could see nothing so, you know what I did? I took cell phone to turn all the lights on. And then just took shower with all the flashlights. The days of the candle are no more. They're done. They're done.

And so all I did is turn outside of me. I took a shower and stuff, but. And then I have all this stuff to do. After the show, but I didn't shave. Everybody's going to judge me. They're going to think I'm even more rugged than I am. I got the Jeep. I got the shadow.

People are going to be challenged me to fights because they're like, dang, you're mailing. I didn't mean for this to happen. All right. Time for your positivity. We go around the room, one, two, three, and we share positive news stories. And we hope this makes your drive. Just a little better. So this guy named Gerald, 28 years old, lives in Tacoma.

Got a $1,200 PayPal payment that wasn't meant for him, and he returned it right away. It turns out it was from Alan Trusler who made to send it to his daughter but he sent it to her old cell phone number and when his other guy I said he could have kept it and never said anything Oh wow yeah And so they sent her a big thank you But $1,200 just showed up

He was like whoa That's a lot Yeah the dad didn't have his new daughter's number though I wonder what's happening there It was probably just a mistake I don't know about that So anyway that was this guy didn't have to give it back I thought it was nice Amy what do you have

Well a kitten was rescued After being stuck for three days under a traffic pole had to hide under there to escape stormy weather, and it legit took animal care, like three days, to lure the kitten out. Once they finally did, it was taken to a shelter, and they have nicknamed or named the king. Let me guess. Let me guess.

Polly. No, no, no. No, you're not going to guess because you don't know the name of the street that the pole was on. Oh, oh. Martin Loved the King Jr. The cat. Floyd.

Floyd Drive or something like that. So they named the cat Floyd. So cute. And so now they're finding the cat of foster home. Main Street the cat. Lunchbox. Matthew and Innes, they're a couple, and they like to go fishing. That's one of their hobbies together.

They're like, oh, let's go catch some fish. So they're out of the lake, fishing, run out of bait. They're like, huh, well, we got some chicken nuggets here from McDonald's. So they put an old chicken McNugget down on the little line. Threw it out there. Oh, we got a bite. Got a bite. Reeled it in.

Ten pounder. It was the biggest one on the lake this year. With a McNugget. We're the mcnugget! Nice. But don't worry, it's not going to be a filet of fish anytime soon. Because they tossed it back into the water. Come on.

Stop it. Did you write that or was in the story? That's in the story. That was a... You know what I'd say? That's a mc-nipicent catch. It was a micknugget? McNepic.

Did you write that one? No, it's in the story. No! Dang! I wrote it. No, I don't think that about this guy. He sits at home and watches TV. It just does nothing.

What a Mick disappointment. Damn! I got to say this woman's pretty smart because people are flying through her neighborhood. She's like, I can't do anything about it. I'm not a cop. Can't pull him over. So she goes to her bathroom,

gets her big white blow dryer, and stands out in the yard and acts like she's gunning people, like with the speed gun. Oh, my gosh. That's funny. And everybody's slowing down because they think it's a cop out there speed gunning people. It's our blow dryer.

Isn't that amazing? I love it. Pretty clever. She's doing nothing illegal. No. Last time I checked, it was okay to blow dry cars. He guessed so. So there's that.

Lunchbox, what did you do yesterday? I have a lot of work things yesterday all day. Oh, you did the interviews. Yeah. So I was slammed all day. Yeah, big drama. about lunchbox is bald head. Oh my.

Yep. It was the whole, everybody on the whole floor was talking about it. Even people that don't even work with us. Like I said, I got my email. I looked at it and every single person that was there was talking about

how lunch is balding. Like, Eddie was really leading to charge. Oh yeah. I'm passionate about it. Amy sends me a note. It was like, lunchboxers are going bald. And I was like, we'll just see tomorrow. I look at my, yeah.

So you haven't seen any of the evidence yet? No. I'm just saying I tend to, I'd be a horrible juror because whoever presents evidence, that's who I'm going to side with. Well, I don't care, but, man, like, they're all over you, dude. That's all right.

You know, they have their opinions, and I have my defense. Vibrating yoga pants are a thing. There's a company called Wearable X, and they say they vibrate to improve your posture and yoga positions. Yeah, like if you're out of a line, like, if you're not having proper posture, it'll be like, stand up. Oh. Yeah, it zaps you back in. It's like a shot collar. Mm-hmm.

It is. And, by the way, I'm going to go box today. In your tights? Oh yeah, I always wear tights. Okay. They're better for the whole area. Love it. And I can look cool.

And you can maneuver easier. I feel like I'm more serious in my tights. I'll wear tights with shorts over them if I'm going anywhere but yoga. Yoga, I just go tights out. You know what I'm saying? Tights out, lights out. But when I like box, I wear tights with like boxing shorts over this. People are like, dang, not only is he a boxer.

He wears tights underneath this. So he means business. So I go into the class. And then I punch the bag and hit that big bag. It's like a heavy bag. And I hit it as hard as I can. And the thing goes, Hmm?

It's barely move! I hit as hard as I can. I'm like, jab, you don't do much with a jab. When you hit that cross, that bag is supposed to like fall back. It's heavy. It's heavy. It's probably 60 pounds, 70 pounds. Maybe 200 pounds.

I don't know. But I hit it with that jab and the boom! And the bag goes, mm-hmm. That's it. I'm like, dang. But my knuckles are healed up after the last time. I think my gloves were just too small. I think it's less of me being super strong.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. More of like the paper gloves. The paper gloves didn't really do so well. Yeah, I just got that kind where you stick your hand in a paperwad and they put it on your face. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Lobby, boncha. Here we go.

The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. Hank Williams Jr. is headed back to Monday night football after a six-year absence of singing all my rowdy friends. Hank filmed a video for the song this weekend in Nashville with Jason Durulow and Florida Georgia line. Some Cruz finally revealed the Top Gun sequel name, and it's not going to be Top Gun 2. Like some people were thinking, it's going to be called Top Gun Jet Skies.

No. Top Gun Maverick. That's stupid, too. I don't know. I'm Amy. That's your 30 seconds. Gini. Bobby Bone Show.

Bonehead. Story of the day. This story comes to us from Spokane, Washington. A man was driving around town in his minivan. He has some false teeth and he starts playing with him, you know, kind of loo-lo-lo. Oh, starts choking on him. Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no.

And he swears and hits two cars. Oh, no. And they had to take him to the hospital and get the teeth out of his throat. Oh. Oh. He might get in. No, no one else got hurt. Everybody else was fine.

He just, he was playing with his teeth. Lodgeby started choking out his own spit, laughing at the story of the man choking on his teeth. I mean, I just pictured him playing with it. He going, uh-l-l-l-l-l-l-l. And then he hits a bump and, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, that's... It's okay. I'm lunchbox.

That's your bono has so... Why are you having Eddie's camera? He's laughing so hard. I ran off my camera. Get your Bobby Bones on. Follow Bobby on Snapchat. Username Bobby Bones show. Oh, y'all.

So lunchbox talked to a lot of people backstage at CMT yesterday. The CMT Awards of tomorrow night. So let's see. Who would I like to go to first? I haven't heard any of these lunchbox. So how about we do... Chris Lane Okay, we all know Chris Lane, right?

He has that song I got that Fix. Yeah, yeah, sorry, tell me a second. Here's Chris Lane. And by the way, Lunchbox had to fit in the Seven Dwarves

into every single interview. Now that's not all you did, right? Like, you did full interviews. No, I did full interviews, but the whole time all I thought about is how am I going to get the Seven Dwarfs in? Oh, okay.

So all I have are Seven Dwarf Clips for some reason. Oh, I didn't do the editing. That's awesome. Yeah. So, you know, back in the day, you try out for Idol. You don't make it. You think about giving up?

Like, maybe if you're, maybe singing one in your future, do you think, oh, man, I could, you know, maybe go live a life like the seven dwarfs? Yeah. Definitely, yes. There's no idea. Oh, no. Okay. This is Chris Lane here. You just got to work hard.

Like, your dad said that. So do you think that you could have been a minor like the seven dwarfs? Why, why are you still staying with him on the dwarf thing? Like, you already did it. I know, but I thought maybe I'd just go back to it because... Oh, boy. It's all I could think about. Hey, who was with him yesterday?

I was there, yeah. Is this all he did? I mean, he mentioned the Seven Dwarps maybe. I mean, he mentioned the Seven Dwarps probably three times for every interview. Dude, all you have to is slip it into one and not even ask it quite. It was like, just slip it in. I thought the whole point was to ask a question with including the Seven Dwares. No, we just slip in a reference.

It could have been in passing. Oh. I have lunchbox interviewing every artist about the seven dwarves. Eddie, why didn't you tell him that? I thought it was funny. So you're just going to let him go. I loved it. Oh, boy.

Here's one. This one doesn't include the seven dwarves. That's awesome. Yeah. So, you know, back in the day, you try out for Idol. You don't make it. You think about giving up. Like maybe.

I think I really did that one. Wow. One year ago, Chris Lane was a nobody. Like, I mean, honestly, you were a nobody. You just had your first song. like everybody's like, who's this Chris Lane cat? Yeah. And now here you are year later, boom.

Second single, you know, for her and you're just like a superstar now. Well, thanks, man. I appreciate that. Hanging out with Nelly, of all people. So do you even know what for her sounds like? No clue. No clue. Not, I mean, you could play and I'd no idea.

What about Fix? Yeah. His song. Can I get my fix? What? I got to get my fix. Fix. It's like fix.

Like it goes up. I got your fix. How do you feel when you do these interviews? Sometimes, like, if I feel like Chris Lane, I thought it was kind of fun. You know, he was funny and joking. Some of them, I think, are just very awkward and like. Do you think it's their fault or yours? Combination of both.

Yeah. Yeah. Did you have any, because we're going to play throughout today. Did you have any you felt didn't go as well as you'd hoped? Yeah. Like Old Dominion got kind of awkward. Yeah. Like, it was very awkward.

Billy Ray Cyrus, I don't really know what to talk to him about. And I try. I think there's a common denominator. All these interviews, he messes up some kind of information that's not right. Oh, so they feel a little insulted because he doesn't know what they're coming in for. Exactly. Yeah, because like Billy, no, I didn't mess anything out with Chris Lane. I knew the name of his song.

Yeah. I knew the name of his old song. I knew that stuff. But Billy Ray Cyrus, I kind of messed up and it wasn't my fault. because it says he's in a show on CMT and it premieres July 11th and so I'm like oh you got this new show coming out it premieres July 11th and he goes yeah season two but the paper says show premieres it doesn't say season two

yeah but don't you know that he's that he's talking about a show he was on last year promoting the show shows get canceled new Do shows get picked up. I can't keep up with everybody's show. Like, when it's a show premieres? No, I mean, that's not true about this. Well, I mean, shows do get canceled to pick up. Not this one.

Not this one. I don't know. How many shows of the Billy Razors have? This one in Hannah Montana. That's it. Oh, okay. I don't even know he was in Hannah Montana. What?

He was her dad. Well, I know he was her dad. No, no. He was in the show. On the show and in my life. Never seen an episode. Oh, well, that's funny. That's good, actually.

We have a lot of good stuff today, then. Yeah. I didn't know what to think about these interview things, but lunchbox is apparently nailing them. Billy Ray Cyrus. And I get paid to go out and be crazy and do all this stuff that it's just a blast. It's funnest job I ever had. So when you're going through life and, you know, you have these decisions to make on the show, do you ever think, man, what would the seven dwarfs do in this situation? I ask myself that a lot.

Sure do. And your softball skills, because you're playing. Let's just go right. He just like straight to softball. Oh, no. Hey, seven dwarers. By the way, do you play softball? Well, he's going to be on our softball team this week.

He is. So I thought, man, I didn't have any other follow-up on that. Bad at all. Well, I mean, that's how I live my life. I'm like, man, what would the seven dwarfs do in this situation? You know, and that's how I kind of do my moral compass. Oh, boy. We're in for some treats today.

Lunchbox ended up handling all day of interviews. Because they called me like, don't worry about it. Lunch got it covered. I was like, okay. Amy has a dream that she wants to share. Now here's the thing. I'm not big on dream sharing. But she was like, let me talk about my dream.

I don't like hearing about steps on Fitbits. I know. I don't like hearing about the food you ate or the dreams you had. But Amy's like, you got to let me talk about my dream. So I don't know what it is. Amy's dream story comes up in a few minutes. Amy also notices the weirdest things. Yeah, like, did you all notice that Bobby didn't post an Instagram picture?

I'm not talking an Insta story. I'm talking about actual photo posts with a caption for two days. Wow, that's a big deal. I didn't even notice that. Oh, Bobby. No, normally you're like average, I don't know. Okay, average four posts a day? Let me tell you something about my Instagram.

Okay, tell me. By the way, Mr. Bobby Bones. Well, I started to wonder if something was wrong, but you were Insta-Storing, so I was like, well, he's okay. Yeah, you can always tell right about my social posts. So the Instagram, I post pictures and nobody cares. Because if I post pictures with my dog, people care. Post picture of my girlfriend, people care. This is my account.

I post picture of me. Nobody cares. So I went to your account, and then the last thing, when I noticed this, the last thing you had posted was of your dog. And when I scrolled down when you posted it, it said two days ago. And I was like, I don't think I've ever seen that happen. My answer story is pretty legit, though. Yeah, you like to call people out on there. Yeah, last night I was calling all you guys out.

Yeah. Are you did? Yeah. Absolutely rude. I should have a red dot up on the top of your Instagram. Okay, I'll look at it. Well, because I was just, I'm friends with Ryan Seacrest and his co-host, and they were doing spoken things like, hey, you should vote for Ryan for the Radio Hall of Fame, like pleading into the camera for their dude. And I'm like, uh-huh, I don't see me pleading for me.

So I just called everybody out. And I was like, whatever. My listener, listen, the listeners care. I appreciate that. You called us out? You don't even look at your answer stories? No, stories. I don't even know how to do that.

I didn't know I could. Oh, what's the greatest thing? I can teach you. That's the bubbles on top, right? And if Snapchat doesn't get with being able to write multiple lines on it, it would go away. Oh. Snapchat right now is just got past a little bit. Oh.

I still like Snapchat better, but it just got past a little bit. I'm shocked to hear you say that because a while ago you were still about Snapchat. I am still about Snapchat more than Insta story, but technology-wise and art, because I'm an artist. Yeah. Yeah. Artists. About to happen. Follow my Instagram.

Mr. Bobby Bones. M.R. Bobby Bones. Get your Bobby Bones on. Follow Bobby on Snapchat. Username Bobby Bones Show It's 94-year-old Harriet Thompson and Charlotte became the oldest woman to complete a half marathon.

Dang, 94 years old. She crossed the finish line in the San Diego Half Marathon, three hours, 42 minutes. Wow. She, by the way, is also the oldest woman to run a full marathon. Oh, by the way, she's beaten cancer twice.

Oh, what? Oh, by the way, she didn't start running until she was 76. Okay. Wow, this just keeps getting, She was in 94 and just crushing it. Like, I do a mile and a half in my lung hurts. I'm like, ugh.

She's 94? Mm-hmm. I want to meet her. Right? Yeah. So there's that. Oh, by the way, I have some audio here of Ray, who says he went to the Stanley Cup game three. And last time it was game four, but he was like, I went to game three.

And he was like, I don't have any pictures, but I went. Because my girlfriend did me. He's like, my girlfriend got in my phone to leave all the pictures. Because he was mad that I went. his story just didn't add up and I was like how'd you get in he goes I snuck in to a Stanley Cup finals whenever our security's on crazy lockdown

So lunchbox went and talked to our local market manager And so this is Dan And this is the interview And Dan says he was there Sometimes I worry about old Dan I wonder if I don't know And here we go, let me hear

Was Ray in the suite at Stanley Cup game three Oh yes he was You are saying Mr. Dan Endom The president of our station, you are telling me that he was there. I've got video evidence of the fact. How did Ray get into the suite? He just showed. He just showed. He just popped in.

I was glad to see him. And Ray watched the Stanley Cup game in the building with you guys. He did. I don't know how he got in the building, but all I know is he showed up in the suite. Okay, Ray's our audio producer. I saw the video. What? The video is dark, and it's from behind. I've yet to see a picture of his face. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And I've yet to know that that was the exact game. It's Ray and Dan have some sort of like thing. Maybe. Maybe. Earlier, we're talking about a woman who uses a hairdryer to slow traffic. So she was so angry that people were speeding down her street. She stands in front of her house, pulls out a hairdryer as cars pass by. The driver's think gets a speed gun and they slow down.

So here she is. She has an accent. When you got cars and bikes going, all up and down the road. It had to stop. Quite simply, by picking up one of those and going like that, I have never seen so many people's brake lights go on, and all it is is a hairdriar.

If they don't like it, that's tough. That's bloody tough. That's amazing. And Cinderella came with a slipper ever. Siri now has a male voice option. You can change Siri. They're changing the voice of female and male, but they both are sounding more human now.

I'm telling you, man. This is all happening. I don't think Terminator was now, I guess. Oh, wow. Yeah. You thought they knew something. Maybe they went to the future, saw it, and we're sending a docu message back.

But here's the new Siri male voice. I love machine learning, especially since I'm machine learning. He even puts commas in there, and it sounds a little more humanish. Oh, wow. A lot more humanish than even Lunchbox at times. Huh.

Would we agree with that? Oh, yeah, for sure. I'm pretty human. No, you are. You are human. You breathe. Yeah. You're 100%.

Sometimes you don't talk that way. But yeah. Thank you. There's that. All right, I want to hear some stuff. Lunchbox went out and was talking to people yesterday. And as he's talking to these artists, he has to mention the seven dwarves.

And they were supposed to be just passing references. is not even to draw attention to them. But he thinks he's supposed to interview people about the seven dwarves. It's my fault. I just should have been more transparent about just mention it. And maybe nothing's even ever said about it.

But here, here's lunchbox talking to Midland. Are you familiar with Midland? Yes. They have the song. Here's Lunchbox talking to Midland. She was eating a taco with other hands. Yeah, no hands. So let's, I mean, when you're a kid,

back when you're watching, you know, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. Was that not funny to you? Okay. Okay. We were listening to y'all this morning, I replied in, I know exactly what that is.

We got you. No, when you were growing up and you watched Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. I've never seen it. Like, did you think, of course. Man, I'm sleepy. You're sleepy.

Yeah. But that's not what I was going to. Oh, okay. They're running on the gag. You can't. Oh, boy, this gag was not a good idea. People say I got to drink him. Did you see Matthew Perry's talking about a friend's reunion?

Yeah, and like about his dream or something? He says in his worst nightmare he would never do a friend's reunion. Wow. Okay, I guess I read it differently. I wonder why. I thought he read he has a recurring nightmare that nobody would like it. No, no, no. He hasn't a nightmare to even do it.

Oh. Here. If you're still holding out hope for a friend's reunion, this should kill it. Matthew Perry is so uninterested. He's having nightmares about it. Come on. We would care. I would care.

So many people would care. The reason is because it's being kept alive by TBS, by Nick at Night. So we're still seeing it. And that's why it's hard for these people, these actors, to move to other roles successfully. And some of them do. But whenever they're kept alive, as these characters all the time, everywhere you look, it's hard for us on our heads to go, oh, you're not Joey anymore.

Yeah. Oh, you're not Monica anymore. It is tough because you always see them as that. Listen, it's much more of a blessing than a curse. Yeah. Because you only get that curse after you get a mess. millions of dollars. Right.

You're like, oh, I'm so cursed, I can't get another role. People broke aren't cursed about how to get another rolls. Yeah, I mean, I guess they have all the money, but at the same time, if they're creative people and they want to work, they're like, oh, I can't work. Okay. Would they do it all over again? Absolutely, they were. Like, they were making a million bucks an episode.

They have lifelong fans. They're making tons off syndication. And they can still work. They still do whatever they want. It just may not be commercially successful. True. But if it's just about working, go to work. Go to work, Gunther.

what's that? Gunther? Is that a thing? Oh, he's the barista. You guys are out of your mind. Like, I don't even know you people. Go, go home. Everybody go home.

He's not the barista at the Central Park. Okay, I got it. See, I got it. Go home. Everybody go home. I've had enough of all of you already. All right, let's go. Well, no, we want to work.

No, no. We don't make a million an episode. Yeah, good answer. We got to work, dude. We want to be here. Sorry. Yeah. We'll do it whenever you want.

All right. All right, dream alert. Oh, boy. I usually don't like talking about dreams. I feel like we all have crazy nutty dreams and nobody likes to her. But Amy has asked that she talk about her dream. So now time for a dream alert. Amy?

I thought it was going to be like, no, I don't have time for that. Okay, well, I had a dream, like, and it was so vivid, and I'm not really into dreams at all, but my kids came home on June 15th, and it's not June 15th yet. Nine days. It just was so vivid.

I can't even explain. I don't think I've ever had a dream this realistic. Can I ask you a question? Do you think that's like the Lord speaking to you in a dream? No, I don't. But I don't know what to think of it because it was so real that when I woke up, it's like I felt like I had kids in my,

I mean, it was so real. I'll tell you something about dreams. What? Like my grandma and my mom are both coming to me in dreams, and they're not alive, by the way. And it's been so real that I went. And I, you used and you're going to convince me out of the way that it's real or it's not, because there is no way. There's no way for me to thump it.

And if I can't thump it, I can't prove it's real. That's my thing with life. If I can't thump it, you know, I can't walk over to it and go boop. So it doesn't be something. Yeah, but I'm not convinced it wasn't real. Yeah. I don't have to be able to thump something. I can't.

I can't thump the wind, really. So I'm like, I don't even know. You can't thump gravity. I don't even know. Well, okay, I don't know. I just can't. I just have all this weird feeling. I can't stop thinking about it just because it seemed so real.

Those vivid dreams will get you, though. Because you'll wake up, and I've had it on the good and the bad way. Because again, my mom will talk to me in a dream show up. I'll be like, dang. And I don't know I'm dreaming sometimes. I'll know I'm dreaming while talking to my mom. And I'm like, I don't even want to wake up right now because we're talking. Wow.

But then am I just telling myself? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. We don't know how people communicate with us from out wherever. people are? Yeah. Or is it just the brain really craving

this relationship? Is it your brain craving the relationship with your kids so much? That I got a phone call in my dream and then we went to pick them up, yeah. Or is it, again, the big man upstairs sending you a message in a dream?

That might feel, yeah. Like, what if it's before June 15th? What if it happens before June 15th? Then what you think to yourself, the big man reached out to you through a dream? Maybe. You were just a conduit.

why you slept. Maybe, but I don't know why he would. Maybe it's a way to give me a little bit of, to keep the hope and give me peace that like, okay, it's coming, it's happening. Because I do get a little bit worked up about it sometimes. Yeah. And maybe the dream is a way to just call me. Like, hey, this is happening. Stay calm. I hope they come. I got you. Oh, yeah, they're coming, but it's like. But you know, here's the thing too about that. Like, frankly, you've been saying that for four and a half years. And at times you're like, they're coming in the next month and they didn't come. I know. My new answer is they could be coming tomorrow or in six months. It's not six months, I don't think. But it could be eight months. No, no, no, no. Nobody I've talked to you

in the U.S. Embassy or my agency has said eight months. That's too long. Don't be crazy. Let me tell what happened to me last night. Don't quote me though. Downtown's been packed, right? Yeah. The Preds and CMA Music Fest. And my, I had a place downtown, it got flooded. It still is unlivable. I can't live there. I can't run it out. It just sits there. I just paying a mortgage on it, but I'd have two parking spots. And so, one of our friends said, hey, just go parking my parking spot. I own the two bargain spots. She goes down there, she gets a boot put on her car. What? It's my spot. She calls me last night at like 10.30. She's like, I parked in your spot and I got a boot. I said, well, tell him it's my spot.

And she did. She goes, I don't take the boot off. I got to pay for it. I don't understand. I don't even know what you could do because, Ray, what do you know about boot people? Oh, you've got to deal with them. Like, they're like tow drive. They're told by the complex. So Your landlord told those people to go boot somebody. Wow. It was 10 o'clock and it was my spot. How would they know if it's my car? I got a new Jeep.

They're going to boot my Jeep? Mm-hmm. Do you have a sticker or a pass? No, there's no sticker for this garage. That's weird. And they booted it up. She called and she was like, what do I do? And I was like, I guess you pay to get the boot off and I'll pay you back.

That's terrible. Wow. But you need to... Inconvenient? I've seen terrible things. That's inconvenient. Inconvenient. And it's...

I can't believe you're going to pay for that. No, no, no, no. She had to pay her back. I'm going to pay her back. I'm going to pay her back. That's nice of you, but, man, I'd debate that one in my head. No, but Bobby told her she could park there. I said, take this spot. Yeah, that's the right thing to do. You pay her back. That's really nice of him. It's about to be Bobby versus the company that owns that.

Oh. Your honor, I like to present my case. And then ultimately, you just end up blaming flood neighbor anyways because he's the next. That guy that flood in my building is a bane of my existence still. We're going to blame him for everything in life. Oh, my goodness. Body bones Wouldn't you say so?

Are you listening to our conversation? About your pants size? Yeah. Yeah. So I had to get fitted for some pants for the CMT awards tomorrow night. Yeah. And so,

I were getting my measurements or whatever. She goes, hey, we're going to take you down to size. And I'm like, I guess I'm putting a little way with all this ab work I've been doing it. She goes, no, no, no, the opposite way. You're skinnier. And I'm already a little skinny.

I thought you were trying to, or you were doing things again. I'm with me, too. And so I'm now at 30. Okay. Which is not manly. It's pathetic, man. But I drive a Jeep now, so I'm equal.

I'm back to even. Offsets it. This Jeep's sitting in the whole world. Listen, I can do whatever I want. Got a Jeep. Oh, you're cool. Oh, you're good then. Yeah.

But I had to get a 30. And I was like... When's the less than you wore 30. Like, can you... When I was 11? I don't know. 11. Oh, wow.

Probably. Seriously. How do you feel about that? I mean, it's all about how you feel. Like, if you feel great and you feel confident, own it. Work it. I don't like that. number. I don't, if I go

to 29, you're in trouble. You can't. That's bad. That's like a girl. You can't. 30 also feels weird. Like, these pants here are a little loose. Eddie, look. No, Eddie what? See how loose these are? So what size are those? Let's see, what size of these pants? All right, hold on. Because I'm a 30 now, but

in these pants, how much, would you say there's a couple inches left there, Eddie? Yeah. Two inches left. What size of those pants? Oh, dude, don't roll them up in them up. Dude, you don't have a tag on these. Are those, oh, because they're 31. See? See? And He's a 31. So you're a legit a 30, yeah.

I mean. You got two inches spared on that. No, I don't have two inches. I got barely one inch. I have barely one inch. I've said that before. Somebody get this guy a donut. Let me get a guy's Snickers bar right now.

Yeah. That's kind of, it's kind of humiliating. Come on. It's not. It's not. That's great. You're getting, I mean, you're boxing. You're doing yoga.

You're leaning out. You already lean before. Dude, if you fall, you might break a hip. You got no padding. That's old. No, I'm saying you have no padding on that way. But he has muscle. Look at my Instagram yesterday.

I was doing these, they're called Globetrotters with the medicine ball. I was going underneath my legs. There's some meat on those bones. Yeah, you have muscle. Anyway, I'm at 30. Size 30. It's a little bit embarrassing. I don't think that.

Like, my girlfriend's got to be like, I'm with the girliest man ever. But then she sees the Jeep. Good thing. She's so tiny. Yeah, the Jeep. The Jeep. No, like, seriously, she's so tiny. So good thing.

Otherwise, y'all, you're close. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. This is Bobby Bones show. Come on, Bobby. Greetings. I appreciate you if you're listening. Thank you.

Jeffrey in Oklahoma. Hey, buddy. Hello. What's up? I think he gave you the wrong person. Oh, hold on. Jeffrey in Oklahoma. Hey, what's going on, man?

What's up, dude? Not a lot, man. What about you? Listen, I'm having a little issue here. Some pants had to get. taking in a little bit. I'm a size 30 now, and they don't feel like

it's very masculine and how the room reacted to that. Okay, check this out. So you're a size 30. I am 30 years old, and I'm a size 29. Now, when they call manhood into issue here, I've been in the Army for 14 years.

14. Not just that. I'm a two-time combat veteran, and I'm in the infantry. After I came home, I went National Guard with Oklahoma National Guard, and became a police officer.

So I'm also a police officer. I've been for six years. So there's no need to call masculinity in it. Just because you drop a little bit of waist size, it just means you're in shape, bro. Wait a minute. Yeah, you're still a man. No, no, no, no, no, no.

Jeffrey, let's not act like we're the same. Like, you've done a lot of things that are manly. Like, I worked a hobby lobby and then did radio. Okay. Let's be fair. Yeah, but let's take it. Okay, let's take background out of the issue, right? All right.

I'm still in shape, right? That's a general idea of in shape, like natural six-pack, everything like that. Natural in shape. Wow. Are you in shape? Yeah. Yes. Would you have been pretty good shape?

For sure. Well, listen, I appreciate the call. Most I appreciate you. Look this guy. Yeah. Yeah. And protection. Yeah, everybody every day.

Hey, do I appreciate what you do? Hey, man. No, I appreciate you, man. Oh, man, that's awesome. Thank you for the call. I don't want to talk my pants anymore because I feel a lot of criticism here. but I'm glad people like Jeffrey called them. Speaking of police officers, which by the way, I do love.

Let me put my public outpouring of support for police officers, and when they pull you over, please be respectful with your hands and always let them see and put them on the wheel, keep the lights on inside the car at night, that kind of stuff because the police officer does not know what's going to happen even on a routine traffic stop. So I just want to say that. That being said, when you get pulled over, Amy,

yeah. After they give you a ticket or after they give you a warning, what do you do? Oh, I probably either tweet. about it or Instagram about it or call my husband. Okay. So for me, if I get pulled over, the first thing I do is slowly drive away. Like I'm talking, I'm talking creep out.

Like I get pulled over, I'm on the side of the road, like, you know what? I'm going to give you a warning here, but you need to slow down. And I'm like, yes, yes, officer, to roll my window up. Blinker? Dink, ding, ding, ding, ding. Like out, okay, nothing coming, we're sure. And let's just slowly get out. Then I'd go about 40 for a while.

Yeah. Even if they're 60. Yeah, that's just the thing. I'm scared, right? Yeah. And I probably got pulled over for the right reason because I shouldn't have been speeding. This guy named Stephen was pulled over for going 81 in a 45-mile-an-hour zone, right? Oh, yeah.

That's too fast. It's way fast. You should give him a ticket, and he did. Officer gave him a speeding ticket. The guy said, I'll see you in court. And leaves. The officer followed him. He's in a corvette.

And another 45, he was between 115 miles an hour. Oh, my goodness. So he got pulled over again? The officer pulled him over and said, hey, what's your deal? He goes, I'm angry because I got the first ticket, so I was driving fast. Then, then, then. No. Police searches Corvette and found some drugs in a 9mm pistol.

No! You're going to jail! What's wrong with people? That's a good story. Dang, the office had a good day. He met his full quote, whatever. Like of all things, drugs, guns, feeders. Well, boys.

I'm done, boys. I'm out for the week. I figured he was singing the National Anthem, and I tweeted, hey, Dirk's funny sing the National Anthem. So yesterday, and I put this on my Snapchat, the text conversation, Dirk's texting me and says, hey, I just got three tickets to the game. He was bringing up for buddy. He goes, hey, do you want to come be the third will? Because I asked him about his throat, because he's been having third issues.

Because throat's betterish. If you want to come to the present game with me and whoever, you're welcome to. And I was like, I appreciate that, but I got to be responsible. I can't go yell and then do the show, keep my voice. He goes, all right, let me know if you change your mind. And so he's trying to... First of all, he invited me to go to the game, which is nice, but he was trying to throw me off the anthem thing.

Like, I just got offered three tickets. Because they're supposed to try to keep it a secret. Yeah. Yeah. You can't fool me. Got him. And I was, like, three tickets offered to me. Ha, ha, ha.

But he came out. I thought he did a good job last night. Especially considering he's been having throat issues. He's like the number one Preds fan of all the country stars. He had to go sing. If he'd have been completely destroyed, Dirk's had to go sing and he did. I was proud for him.

I was proud for him. I tried to throw me off, though. I'd have showed up. All right, dude, he's like, I gotta go sing the anthem. You hang tight. You hang tight, right. Yeah, that ain't very nice.

But I put that on my Snapchat, Bobby Bone Show, if you want to see that. Gotta wake up pretty early in the morning to fool me. And let me tell you, I wake up pretty early in the morning, so it's hard. What happened with Midland and Morgan, our producer? I hear they were hitting on her yesterday. Yeah, Midland, I think she mentioned, an old Dominion member.

Oh, she thinks everybody's hitting on her bag. Dude, I guess she was wearing some shirt and people were complimenting on her shirt. And so all of a sudden, she thought that everyone was hidden on it. But just to be fair, if a guy compliments a girl's shirt, that's flirting. Oh, it is? Because we as men don't care. And it was really cute, like off-the-shoulder cactus shirt. So, again, we're not smart enough to know that you guys put a bunch of time into that.

Girls dress to impress girls. Oh. See, I thought Morgan was just thinking like, oh, God, He said hi to me, so he likes me. So you think that they were actually like, what up? I wasn't there, but yes. Eddie, how many times do you go up and compliment a girl show? Never.

Right. Well, you know why? Because you're a married man. That's probably why. Morgan's our producer. She doesn't talk a lot on the air. She's in the glass room over there running business. Hey, Morgan, what happened yesterday before these guys run away with the story?

So a couple guys throughout our interviews came up and complimented my shirt. And one of them was a guy from one of the dudes from Midland. He came up and he was like, oh, man, I really love your top. I'm from Arizona See cactus It's a cactus Come on He's been sure trying to get with you

Wait He's from Arizona That's from Texas Listen don't even ask me about those guys They're all Who knows where they're really from See I thought the whole cactus thing was like If it was pompt trees

Jake Ome and be like Dude Right You know what I mean That's how I saw it Oh Okay Morgan did you feel like they were hitting on you

A little bit Yeah they were And I wasn't there In my shirt I did Guys in general, listen, and guy, I'm going to give the guys a tip here. Yeah. Because listen, I was raised about all women, right?

So I know things that women like to hear, even if you don't really mean it. Because we don't think about the shoes you're wearing. We really have no care about the kind of shoes you're wearing. That's true. But you care a lot. And if guys will pay attention to women's shoes, that's huge points. If you see, you're like, well, I really like your shoes. Girls love that.

Yeah. But we are stupid. We mean, yeah. Wait. We know look at you your clothes. We made, we do bagel. You don't really like the shoes. You're just using that as a way to be like, hey.

We don't even use it. We don't even know you have them on. When they do, they're not compliment my shoes. They're compliment in the whole package. There we go. Because guys in general are not smart enough to realize that's important to you. Oh, okay. Wow.

I'm not smart enough to realize that you don't really like my shoes. Yeah, it's how we don't like it. We don't care. Now, I care because I'm a little girly. But like, do you, Lundsbach, do you care about a girl's shoes? No clue. I don't care about a girl's shoes. Never look at girls' shoes.

Yeah. Wow. If they do, it's because they've been told to. I spend way too much not picking up my shoes. No, you don't, because girls wear shoes and clothes to impress at the girls. Yeah. Do you ever wear shoes to impress a guy? Well, I mean.

No. Morgan, go ahead. No, I just... Who else had on you? One of the guys, I don't think... And Morgan! Come on! One of the guys from Old Dominion also mentioned how nice my top was.

And Morgan was so proud. To be fair, Morgan's a very attractive female. Yeah. Thanks. Welcome. By the way, nice shoes. Thank you. I have no idea.

And the thing is, I haven't even seen her shoes. And if I go nice shoes, she's like, oh, thanks. I don't even know what they look like. Yeah, that's a good tip for the guys out there. Guys, yes, let's do tip time. Complominee girl's shoes. Even if they're like old shoes, be like, well, these are old. They're like so comfortable.

I like the fact that you're just wearing them to be comfortable. Like, that's really cool. women love. And compliment us on our biceps. Even if they're not big, be like, thank you people working out. It stuff works, man. Let's go harmonizing. That's called like

genetic harmony. You would think that we were brothers. Oh, right, right. How perfect those harmonies are. Thank you. Let's see. I want to have lunchbox talking to Old Dominion because I hear this one didn't go as planned.

Lunchbox was backstage at CMT yesterday talking to artists. Go ahead, lunchbox, I'm sorry. Oh, yeah, this one, it got weird. Yeah, I got awkward. Old Dominion has a song that I love right now called There's no such thing as a broken heart. You gotta love, like there's no such thing as a broken heart.

That's a good one. Lunchbox talking to Old Dominion yesterday in front of the CMT Awards, which are tomorrow night. So when you're hearing this, this afternoon Old Dominion will announce when their album comes out. You can't hear it here first on the Bigh-Bone show, but if you wanted to like just say something,

some random numbers and like make it a puzzle and we can unjumble the numbers, that would be great idea. Yeah. It's somewhere in the summer months. You took Snowwife and the seven dwarfs. Oh yeah? You did the seven dwarf thing already with them? Yes. Oh boy. You know, the fans are

screaming it and singing it and dancing and it's a blast right now. Which has to be pretty exciting but when I hear it, no such thing as a broken heart. I think, you know, the seven dwarfs one of them had to have their heartbroken by Snow White right? I mean, Did the dwarves love Snow White?

I wasn't clear. I got to go back and watch the movie. It's been about a lot of years. Snow White. He ever pretends he didn't know about Disney movies. Yeah, so I guess what I'm saying. So when I hear that tunnel, I'm like, man, that's just not true. Well, that's the point.

You have to live like there is no such thing. Like is the. Oh. Does this thing get good? Yeah, maybe give it like five more seconds. Somebody hasn't listened to the song. So that got awkward. I got awkward.

I really got awkward right there. All right. So tell us what else is going on with Old Dominion. So they're basically calling him out for not listening to songs. He doesn't know any songs. I know a few. All right. All right.

There's that. Okay. Are there any of the other ones? The Seventh Dwarf thing's not funny because he just didn't, he's like asking literal questions about Snow White and this. seven dwarves? I thought that was the point. I don't, I mean, you said I had to bring up the seven dwarfs, and so I thought that's how I was supposed to do it. Did you get other interview stuff, though? Like, stop talking about other stuff? Yeah, a little bit. But my main focus was the seven dwarfs.

No, that's not. That was supposed to be the main focus. All right. Amy, don't do any side stuff today. Well, I was hoping you don't make me. No, I'm not going to. All right. Anything else? Should I find anything else up here? Dude, that's pretty much what you're going to get. Okay. You did try. I won't say I give you this. You did try.

I mean, what was, maybe give me an example of how I was supposed to do it. Here you go. Here's Lauren Elena. Oh, we're still going to go. He's got to protect what's his, you know? He doesn't want you to get that poison to apple like snow white. You know what I'm talking about? You were referencing snow white so much.

Okay. See, I just mentioned it. All right. We tried, you know? Sometimes bits don't go as planned. I don't get it. Yeah, I know. All right.

We've got lots to talk about. I'll start with this story that I saw. It says, so your CEO makes 276 times what you make. According to New Survey, CEOs in America's companies, make an average of 276 time the average pay of the typical worker. So I'll read this story. I know we're supposed to be like, oh, CEOs, er. And listen, none of us are CEOs.

No. No. Here's the thing about being a CEO. If you want to make 276 times what anyone makes, go be a CEO. Like, the reality is it, if it is, if you want to have this problem, then go create this problem. I'm always like, people always like, oh, I should be made more money. Okay, go make more money, go earn, go work hard, go tell your boss you want extra for free. Like, give me more responsibility to pay me nothing more right now.

And then prove yourself by doing more, and then when time comes up, they will give you more money. Yeah. If you chase money, you're never going to catch it. You're never going to catch money if you chase it. So when I read stories like this, I'm like, this is why people get irritated because they're reading their CEOs and making 276 times more. You want 276 more times? Go work hard and be the CEO.

So are some people complaining they don't think their CEO should make more than them? They think they should make more, CEO should make less. Okay, I don't get that. Then you do the workload they have. It's not even though. You don't get to change the rules. So play within the rules and just go climb up the ladder yourself if you really want it. Or start your own company.

Do that. You can be in charge of everything. Lots of things to do. Even what you make. None of us here came from any place where we got anything handed to us. I feel like when I met you, I don't know. I don't even know I have this job really. When you say that, I think of what you did to have this job

and how you started radio at a young age and you used to mop the floors at the radio station and like all the stuff you worked so hard. And then I feel like, oh, shoot. I mean, I get that I've been working with you for 11. years or whatever, but I feel like I met you and we became friends and then you offered me a job. Amy has job guilt? I did have job guilt because I did not work hard.

I remember my first day on the show. I was at the printer and like a radio veteran who I'd listened to growing up for a long time and was like, oh, hey, are you the new intern on the Bobby Bone show? And naive little me, I'm bouncing around at the printer and I'm like, no, I'm the new co-host. And he was like, what? Because a lot of people to be a morning show co-hosts have been like interns and working in radio for a long time and doing this. But we were all young and I don't know.

I just, I feel like did I really deserve to be here? Yes. And maybe you didn't deserve to be there at first. But you didn't not deserve to be there. But you've absolutely earned above and beyond. Okay. And we got to start up. We got to do our show different because they ain't want to pay us any money.

Like the reality of why this show is what it is. is because nobody wanted to pay any money. I was being paid minimum. And then everybody else I just brought on it because you guys work for free. And you're all my friends. So there are no radio professionals on this show. Not one single person on this show

has a radio professional. But even after all this time, have we become radio professional? No, but I'm telling you. No, no. No. But that's the beauty of it. Yeah, yeah, I'm fine with that.

When I go sit in these meetings for three hours, like I purposely keep you guys out of them because I don't want you having to be like radio people. You guys will even go live your lives and come back, and you're the normal people. You don't know what's happening on the show every day. I'm the one that sits there for hours and I go on. And that's why I'm okay that you make 250% more than me.

Yeah, exactly. $2.347% more than me. That's a great point. So we're totally cool with that. We get it. We understand why. That's not exactly true. Keep keeping us out of these meetings.

Yeah, it's all good. That's why this show successful because you guys don't. You guys don't know we're talking about this segment. Sure. Like, what am I going to next to you think? No idea. Don't know? Exactly.

A song probably if I had to guess. Hopefully something that we submitted for prep. Oh, I don't know. I got something. What? Maybe seven dwarfs. No, no, no. We're going to know with that.

There's no more. It just didn't go. Listen, my bad, I'm not explaining you how to do the segment better. You win some, you lose some. Yeah. And you know what? That's great of you because when mistakes happen, it does fall on the CEO's shoulders. That's right.

And it's my fault because lunchboxes did a bad job. There you go. No, because I'm sitting over here going, feeling bad about myself, like, man, I don't really screwed that up. Because we care about our jobs that we don't even know that we deserve. You do deserve them. Listen, everybody in this room deserves this job, without a doubt. Without a doubt. Everybody makes everybody better in this room.

What about the people in the classroom? Yeah. That was the hesitation. Here's the thing. Everybody in the classroom was at one time an intern. Isn't that crazy? Every producer on the show was an intern. And everybody in this real room.

here has been, they're just, well, friends. Like, I just met places. Anyway, I'm happy. Amy, I told you, you're the best female I've ever heard of the radio in my life because you're not a radio person. That's why you're the best, because you're a regular human. Lunchbox, you're the most obnoxious person ever. It, but that's right.

Lunchbox, just take it in an eye. You just said. No, no, no, let me finish. You don't know. Comma. Comma. Comma. Comma.

Come for it. Wait for it. But it's all legit. And people are like, is Lunchbox a character? And I'm like, I don't think so if he hasn't been there for 13 years. So it's all real. Okay. Where are you going to say, hey, you're pretty good at your job.

You are. You just said. Amy is the best female you've ever heard on the radio. I'm a female. And I don't agree with them. And then he says, Lunchbox, you're the most obnoxious guy I've ever heard. That's a good thing. As long as you can be the most something, you win.

Yes. That's true. What am I the most of? You're the most. friendliest to me ever. What, friendly? That's why you got in. Oh, my goodness.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got the all... I sound like I just friendlied my way in. You got the old good buddy card. Dang, dude. You're good, though, Eddie. Thanks, man. You didn't get to editing over there.

Thanks, I'll take it. Anyway, whatever. Everybody's talking about participation trophies. No, we're not. Not you, this story. Like, go... We're not.

I was like, I'm not. Sorry, I thought that you misunderstood. This story's about you guys. The story's about people... We got to stop kids getting in participation trophies. If they win, give them a winning ribbon.

And if you want to make more money, go and do the necessary things to get promoted or make more money. Life's not equal. I'll tell you one thing. It is not fair. Not equal. Not fair. So let's stop crying about stuff and let's start working for stuff.

Yeah. That's why I say. Yeah. So we can all do it. Listen, if I can do it, anybody can do it. And you get to go hire friends like this. Yeah, and then you can work because you're friends. And you're nice.

Yeah. You're the good at being nice. Dude, let me tell you, you are good at being nice. Thanks. I'm going to tell my kids that. Tell them be really nice, and they go meet somebody who's hiring nice people. Exactly. And there you go.

Do you want to know this? I don't know if we should, yeah, do that. I don't know if we should do this or not. My girlfriend tells me yesterday. She's like, hey, it was suggested that we break up. From who? From each other. By her?

No, no, no. Who suggested it? I don't want to say who. Oh. Right. Like that we take time. Because I'm telling you, like, other companies are punishing her for dating me. She has nothing to do with me.

I have nothing do with her music. Nothing. And it was suggested to her that we would not meet a couple anymore if she wants her career. And I'm like, you know what? Like I said, I'm keeping notes. September 1st, it's all coming out. Wow. That's an awkward conversation.

Yeah. How did she, when she sent that to you, how did you handle it? No, we talked. I don't live completely by text. We actually talked. I like that assumption. That's funny. I assume that she texted that.

No, we talk as humans. Oh, okay, yeah. Okay, cool. And I said, well, I would hate for that to happen. But if you feel like this is hurting your career, then maybe it's something we need to talk about. Oh, no. I don't know about that response.

Right now, it's not setting up for anything. It was a conversation we had last night. On FaceTime, though. Okay. So you're half, right? But yeah, no, somebody suggested it to her, like in the industry. Like, hey, these people aren't going to add her. Like, satellites aren't going to play her.

Other companies aren't going to add her. So, whatever. Don't worry. You won't even play her, so what would we be supposed to do? That's right. Exactly. See, she's getting double punished. She's getting punished from everybody else.

And then she's getting punished from me because I don't want everybody else to punish her. Double punish. Maybe. So what are you going to do? Maybe they're on to something. I don't know. Oh, man. I got to think about it now.

Now it's in my head, though, big time. Right? Right? I mean, Splitsville. No, not snow. I was tweeting with Smashmouth last night. I saw that.

I don't know. I was like, hey, come on the show. And they said okay? They were like, yeah, I love to next time we're around. And the guy was like, I just live in Nashville. The singer? I don't know who's doing you. Or whoever's responding to it.

Whoever's behind the Smashmouth Twitter page. It's some kid. I used to live in Nashville, dude. It's got the check. Jack Mark. Oh, it's very hot. It's good. My thing was, people always ask me what artists I want to have on the show.

And I was like, pretty much just smash mouth and out. And Smash Mouth replied. And they were like, I'm in. Whoever it was. Probably Steve Harwell. Are they going to come play? This song? I would love it.

Dude, how awesome would that be? Pretty awesome. It would be pretty awesome. It would be up there. So, yeah, I'm on Twitter. Hey, don't mind me. Just tweeting with Smash Mouse. Don't mind him

Don't mind me Let's see Do you guys want to hear Some rejected jokes For this thing tonight Yes Okay I can read these whole jokes Because they're not the bad

So these are rejected jokes Okay, full jokes this time Yeah full jokes That I'm not gonna use They're not even that funny But just so you can kind of see How the writing process went Nice

Good set up Thank you Thank you Hey the crowd's into it already Thank you very much Appreciate that So they're giving me an award For being an innovator

in music Yeah Which I'm really not innovator. I just play what I like, right? I'm not right. What am I doing? I'm not writing anything. You're innovative, dude. You're right. Listen, they're real innovators and there's me. Yeah. I'm just a guy who gets on the radio and plays what I like. Yeah. So I'm like, so I wrote a bunch of these. I'm just going to read you the worst of the worst that I'm not using. Thank you, thank you. Thank you. So you wrote that?

No, no, I just, I'm saying about that. Okay. Because they're, they hand you an award. Yeah, yeah. So giving me an award for playing music I like. It's like giving me an award for getting in a fight with a 12 year old on Twitter. I was probably going to do it anyway. Thank you very much. No, these aren't that funny. Don't laugh. I mean, you can laugh if you want,

but these are the worst. I'm not even putting, like, I'm not even putting, you know, the juice in it, like I normally would. I just play stuff I like, or sometimes it's stuff certain people tell me I like. Calling me an innovator of music for what I do, it would be like calling

Kim Kardashian an innovator for film. Okay. I thought we weren't supposed to laugh. You can laugh. You can do whatever you want. It's whatever you feel. There's no expectation of laughter because these are the ones I'm not using. Okay, okay, okay.

Let's see here. Probably the least qualified of all the innovators winning tonight. My talents include showing up to work on time, pressing the right buttons, and knowing right one to stop talking before Luke Bryan stings about his butt. Okay. I'm probably out. I would have walked out by that. They're walking out?

They're good jokes. I'm kidding. These are like when they get... I only have like three minutes a time. No, these are the ones I'm not using. I like them, though. All right. Winning awards like this makes me feel uncomfortable.

I feel like every passenger on a Delta flight. Funny. Funny. Funny. Dang. I like that one. Yeah. Put that one back in.

No, no, no. I got some real. Like, I'm a roached in the room. That's a good one. And I sent one off to a couple of people and they're like, you can't do that joke. I kept, like, taking them down a bit. I even called Rod. At one point, it was like, hey, what about this joke about this other executive?

It was like, oh, that's too funny. You can't do it. That's going to run it. It's too funny. It was like, I laugh too hard at that. You can't go after him like that. And I was like, oh, man, I just want to like burn the room. Yeah, hard.

Burn it down. That's why I said too, but I don't want to say it like that. Oh. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Bones show. Here are the top five songs in country music. Tuesday's top five

As sang back by Lunchbox He's trying as hard To sing the words back At number five God Your Mama and Me From Florida, Georgia Lion All that's important in life

God your mama And me There you go Number five Guide your mama and me Number four Wait is this the current list It is?

I thought Dirk's Black was number one this last last week or is that the week before that? Every week before? All right. Number four. Dude, these weeks are all jumbling. I know.

I can't believe we're already to this lunchbox singing again. I know. I know. It feels like just five minutes ago. I know. I know. Okay, I'm sure this is right. Okay, number four, Dirk's Bentley,

Black. Black Cadillac. You've done it every time where you just sing Black Cadillac. No. That's what. He says Black Cadillac in the song. I know that. I know.

That's Carrie. He does? He really doesn't. He does. Where? Oh, my goodness. Is there a wager here? No, don't Google.

You can't look it up. Don't Google. You think he says the word Cadillac and the word black? Yes or no, lunchbox? I do. Oh, the tone. Now he doesn't sound so true. The tone.

All right, there's Dirk's black. Black. Black Cadillac. All right. Number three, how not to, from Dan and Shea. How not to How not to treat a woman This is how not to treat a woman

Don't be rude Don't be crude How not to treat a woman Thanks much stuff that all completely How not to treat a woman Number two This is If I Told You from Darius If I told you I loved you

Would you come back to me? Not bad Number one song, Brett Young, in case you didn't know In case you didn't know This is the way love goes You, me walking down the street That's the way love goes If you didn't know

There you go, you number one song In case you didn't know It says, my world go black Hit me like a heart attack I've always heard Cadillac Okay. So you're wrong. So basically you're saying you're wrong.

I may have mixed the words up. You may have mixed the words. I might have. I may be mixed up. Yeah. I might be almost wrong. There's your top songs. Derek Full is number one last week, Brett Young number one this week.

Amy. These are cities that you mispronounced your whole life, okay? According. Let's see if you said them right. Okay. Say the city out loud right here. Look at the paper, please. Boise.

You say it again? Boise. Boise. Most people say it with a Z, but it's actually Boisey. with an S. Never knew that. Okay. Number two, say the city, please.

Lafayette. Okay. Most people say Lafayette, like it's spelled, but it's actually Lafayette. Oh, I think I knew that. Lafayette, Louisiana. Say the state, too, please. Louisiana. No, no one.

Okay, okay, I think I got it. Cities would probably mispronounce. I got it. Helena. Now you're just trying different ways. No, no, I don't think of it. ever said that city. Most people say Helena, but it's Helena.

Helena, okay. Helena, Montana. All right, hit me. Okay. How about this one right here? Wilkes Bar, Pennsylvania. Wilkes Bar, Pennsylvania. The second half is spelled B-A-R-E, but people say Wilkes-Barre, but it's actually

Wilkes-Berry. Oh, I had no idea. Wilkes-Berry, Pennsylvania. Okay. All right, try this one out. Oh. Kissing Me, Florida. Kissing Me, Florida, she says.

Some people put the emphasis on Kissimmee, but it's actually Kasemi. Oh. Is that right? Yeah. She's got them all wrong. Awesome. She's average American. I sure am.

Okay. Norfolk, Virginia. Excuse me? Norfolk, Virginia. Excuse me? Norfolk. There's no, there's, you don't pronounce the L. Bonds.

Tell her how to say it right. Norfolk. Yeah. I said there's no L. It doesn't have people. I know, but listen, I know too, because that's a port where I used to bring in granite. I know it's Northfolk, Virginia. That's what?

You're saying it wrong. I'm not saying the L. Yes, you are. No, I'm not. Amy, you can't control your tongue. I swear to you. I'm not saying the L. Go ahead.

Norfolk, Virginia. Yes, you are. Oh, my gosh. Norfolk would be me saying the L. Because if I'm saying the hell, I would say Norfolk. Go ahead. What I'm saying. Hold on.

Norfolk Virginia. You're saying it. You're nuts right now. You're nuts. No, those are my people in Norfolk. No, I know the port. Whatever. How about my people first?

Let's do one more. Yeah. Give me that last one, number eight. Oh, Louisville, Kentucky. I know, I'm right, because people probably say Lewisville. No, they don't say Louisville. What do they say? It's actually Louisville.

Oh, Louisville, Louisville, Kentucky. Okay, what are you? Gone with the Wind. Kentucky. Gone with the wind. How do you say that in Virginia again? Norfolk, Virginia. You're crazy. You're so wrong.

Y'all think I'm saying the elk to not. No, Norfolk. Norfolk. You're saying the same thing. I'm not saying it like a fork. I'm not saying banana. North for. Is that really?

Yeah. I can't tell. My brain is not registering that. No crap. I've heard some things. Yeah. You try saying it. I did.

Norfolk. No problem. Whatever. I go there a lot. It's showing off. Oh, yeah. I'm a connoisseur of the English language. Apple did an announcement recap yesterday.

Did the announcement? You know, where they're like, hey, all these new products coming out. Yeah, about the series. Do you guys care? I mean, yeah, it's about how they're going to take on Amazon with... So it's called the HomePod? It's like a Siri speaker to control your home.

It's like Alexa with Siri, but you can ask it even more complex questions. You can say, like, we'll just say it call it Siri. Let's call it Stephen because I don't want people's series. Yeah. You'd be like, hey, Steve. even, who's the drummer in this song? And it'll even know that. Oh, wow.

So it's even smarter than Alexa. That's, whoa. Or what album came out on this day 20 years ago? Love it. Like, it takes what Alexa does to the next level. Wow. And you could say, say Norfolk. And they'd be like Norfolk.

With no L. Yeah, like, and you'd be like Alexa. Hey, say Norfolk. That's the first time you said it. You did it. You did it right. You said it right. You said it right.

No. I sure didn't. You said the name of it. a city. It's the name of a great city. Let's see if I, I probably couldn't do it nine times out of ten, though. There's updates to Ceres getting a much smarter and both a male and a female voice to make it sound more human. So that's weird.

Stop, stop, quit trying to be human. All you A.I. Listen. We're trying to be human. We're human. Don't trick us. You're not. I'm into it.

Pretty soon they're going to put on skin and we're not going to know the difference. Which would be even awesome. I was reading a whole article about how we're going to meet people and we're not going to know if they're humans or artificial intelligence. I already don't know. And then next thing you know, you're going to be on a date, and you don't even know if they're real. Is it one of those things we have to disclose? Yes.

Like, I have babies. I have this, I'm that. Yeah, you're like, I'm also a robot. It's part of your checklist. Yeah, yeah. It's like, okay. And then we're going to have to decide if we're cool with that. I'd be like, I am.

Let's do it. You tell your parents, too, like mom, dad, I'm dating a robot. No. Hey, mom, I'm bringing Sally home for Thanksgiving. Oh, yeah. Well, she works. at the jewelry store. Cool.

That's nice. Yeah. You love them. She has a dog. It's awesome. Oh, how nice. Yeah, yeah. She's a robot.

And she's really smart. And the forks drop. She could tell you what drummer was playing in this song. She could tell you what album came out 20 years ago this day. I mean, uh. Today's national eyeglasses day. I have very thick eyeglasses and very thick rims. And I based mine off when I was picking my glasses out of the young age,

Buddy Holly and Weezer from Rivers Cuomo. Because there's my people that was like, man, they're so nerdy. And I was a nerd, so I just wanted to embrace it. Top 10 celebrities known for wearing glasses. You guys want to take some shots at this? Oh, yeah. Dead or alive? Both.

Okay. So, because Buddy Holley's on the list, so I guess it'd only be nine. Now, Buddy Holley's at three. Amy, top celebrities known for wearing glasses? Go ahead. The Weezer dude. Rivers Cuomo, you say. I'm sorry, you've been eliminated.

Lunchbox. Well, the one that pops in my head, Drew Carey. good call. Wow, that's right. How about that? Number seven. His face was that show. That's a great, great call.

Eddie. John Lennon. John Lennon is number one. Wow. The little, like... Yeah, it's a little circle ones. Oh, I know who that guy is. Yeah.

Lunchbox, go ahead? So everybody's known for in the glasses. And this is a national... This isn't a poll that you took, because I would say you... I didn't take it, no. Okay. Who else wears glasses that's super famous? Man, I don't know anyone else that wears glasses besides

Nobody No, nobody John Lennon's at one, Elton John is at two Oh yeah Buddy Holly's at three Elvis is at four Elvis wore glasses? Don't ask me, man

Maybe sunglasses Steve Jobs Bono Oh yeah, exactly Drew Carey Tina Faye Johnny Depp Sarah Palin Wow, Tina Faye, that's a good one

It's how the regular glasses or sunglasses. Yeah, that's a tough one. But thank you for the shout-out to Orange Rock. You're welcome. That's all I can think of. I was like, did you make the poll? If you made it, you put you on it. It's a good logic. I'm a thinker. You are a thinker, that's for sure.

Right there, there's that. Thank you. Hey, Mr. Bobby Bones on Instagram, if I'm going to follow, M.R. Bobby Bones. Put out a list, the top five pop songs of the year. I guess I know them barely, but I put together a top five country songs of the year list. So I'll get to that in a second. Here are the top five pop songs. I do know some of them. Like, I know Kendrick Humble.

That's my City of Hope Walkout song on Saturday, the softball game. That's number five. Julian Michael's Issues is at number four. I'll play this on the air before. I got to tell you, this Selena Gomez song, say what you want about me. It's a good song.

This bad liar song. Have you guys heard this one? I don't know. Let me hear it. Oh, it comes on. Because I'll flip it over on IHart Radio to Kiss FM Los Angeles sometimes after the show's over.

and I'll hear Ryan play this song This Bad Liar Come on You know it? I walked out to it Yes Good, huh? Man I try to act like I hated

these songs a minute ago But I don't The more I play I'm like any I did not know who this was It's Lynn to Go mess One of the greatest artists of our generation All right Okay

Okay Harry Stiles' Sign of the Times Number two This is a good one too It sounds like a queen song Yeah it's good And then number one is Despacito

With This is a jam Luis Fonci Daddy Yankee featuring Justin Bieber Despacito All I think about I'm going

Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah me too But it's good It's a Spanish song It's the first Spanish song to be number one Since like

Macarena or some Some other Spanish song It's been like years and years and years Despacito All right You want to hear

of the top five country songs of this year so far according to me. I took my girlfriend's song out of it because I was going to put it in it I think is really one of the coolest blues but I was like, can't play it. Can't show. Because I would have put it in the end of this list, but I took it out. Not telling you where it was, but let's see here. These are my top five country songs.

Brothers Osborne, it ain't my fault. Different. Rock and roll, man. Rock and roll. Country music. Punch you in the face if you don't lie again. It's tip of my chew into backer right in your eyes. You got a little phone. You got it. I'm a massive Walker Hayes fan.

I've been since 2015. The song You Broke Up With Me? I like different things. This is called You Broke Up With Me from Walker Hayes. This is the top five country songs according to me. Number three, Lanko, Greatest Love Story. Again, a song not getting the credited needs right now. Man, everybody loves a song, huh?

Yeah. All your heads bob up up and down on this one. That's a good one Either way from Stapleton And number two, best songs of 2017 so far Come on What's number one Amy? What would you put?

2017 I like black Of course you do Is it on there? Is that yours? No, it's a body like the backeroy. Oh, yeah! Yeah! And this song should still be number one.

If our radio was legitimate, this would still be the number one song. I'll tell you, I've been a little taking it back. Because yesterday we announced that the voting happens for that Radio Hall of Fame. It's actually a big deal. Yeah, national radio hall of fame, yeah. And I really didn't expect to have a legitimate shot at it because I'm up against Ryan Seacrest. It's just like, but man, so many listeners have been like tweeting and retweeting. And so I appreciate that.

I really didn't expect that. Because really, I'd be like, who cares? I care, but I don't like to people to care what I care about. That's awesome. It's just really nice. I'm seeing it too, and it's cool. It's cool. So, yeah, I appreciate it.

I just thought everybody, I appreciate it. I just did not expect it at all. So it's cool. Like, I want to win. I'm competitive. I just didn't think there was. So I don't want to talk about that much because when I lost, I wanted to be brought back up.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's been really cool. So I appreciate everybody. Right, Amy's got her pile over there. All right, what do you have? I have 650-mile Uber ride Why somebody paid for that? Yeah.

So it's the furthest Uber ride ever from DFW in Dallas to Nashville. Wait, but what about the ride back? Like I always get the ride, like you take a long Uber ride, but they got to go all the way back. Yep. Yeah, I know. The person that got the call said that they were like, really shocked. Like, is this for real? You're kidding, right?

And the person in texting was like, no. I got three businessmen in from China. They just arrived. We've got to get in the airport so they can make their connecting flight the next day, and they need to get to Nashville ASAP. Why can they not fly? I guess there wasn't a way to get out of there. I guess they're at the airport, so clearly there's no flight.

So someone hit up Uber. Uber Dallas to Nashville. How much that cost? I don't have the price. You give us on. I thought you said six hundred. Oh, sorry. My bad.

My bad. My bad. Amy brings the menu out and goes, what would you like to have? Well, I'll take the steak. Oh, don't have it. Okay. How about the fish? Oh, don't have it.

Okay, sorry, a thousand dollars. Oh, it's a thousand. Yeah. For Uber, I thought it'd be more. That's it? That's even Uber XL. So, worth it for the driver? I don't know what the cost thing.

I don't know. It just seems like it'd be worth more than that for a 12 hour. Yeah. Probably not 12, but probably like. No, it's about 12. The driver said it was a profitable day. Yeah. Yeah, okay.

But, yeah. That's a crazy long Uber. Did you imagine? You type in destination. Oh. Okay, hang tight. It'll be about 10 hours. So those hackers who released the unaired episodes of Orange of the New Black.

Yeah. I saw the hacks into North. Yeah, they posted eight episodes of ABC's upcoming show, Steve Harvey's Funderdome. Oh, did you hear that sound? That's nobody wanted to download it. Well, they said, time to play another round. We're falling through on our threats as we always do. A big one.

I know. I didn't even know. Were they threatening Steve Harvey? I don't know. Like, go hack game of throw. I can get that out of the way. Funderdome looks so dumb. It's where you go out and it's like Shark Tank,

but the audience votes on it. Exactly. Get out of here trying to take Shark Tank. It may be good. My point was nobody cares yet. And it's called Funderdome. I think it's kind of interesting that you get to think. Oh, I think the concept and the show could be good,

but I watch the commercials and I'm like, nobody's going to care about this unless something comes out of it. Well, now people can watch it early, I guess. Maybe this is a publicity stunt. They're like, oh, Funderdome got hacked. And then as people like me going, why would you hack Thunderdome? I smell a fish or a rat or whatever you smell when things aren't right. Okay, saw this headline on CNN and other places so you know it's legit.

Playing video games makes you more likely to succeed at work. I agree with that. I think video games used to just be you get on and shoot ducks, you know? You take your gun, you put it on the screen, you shoot ducks. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's so much hand-eye coordination and they have, I watch sometimes on TBS. I'll be on the road wherever. and I watch these people playing for money against each other.

Do you watch this? Sometimes then I'm just blown away that I even care. I'm watching two people play Street Fighter and they're playing for like $100,000. And I don't really care, but then I'm like they're playing for $100,000 so I should care. In 10 years these are going to be a big deal.

It's the new MMA. Wow. Yeah. What's it called again? The E League, likeronic League. Yeah. So back in the day, people watched MMA and be like, this is crazy.

Who would watch this? And now it's mainstream. E-leagues will be mainstream. If I had a lot of money, I would invest in an E-League team. For sure. A lot of celebrities are. Should we all put money in a pile? We couldn't afford it.

Oh, really? I got 20 bucks. I got it like nine. Amy, what do you have? Give one more story in your pile. Okay, one more story in the pile. We've got some new collaborations announced for the CMT Music Awards. Luke Bryan is teaming up with Jason Derulo.

That's a fun one. And the Brothers Osborne with Peter Frampton. I like Peter Frampton. No, I didn't. Here. Because I used to know Peter Frampton from, do you feel? Like, I listened to a lot of classic rock growing up.

Then he breaks down with that mouth and goes, do you do you do? Wow, wow, wow, wow, walk, go, go, go, go, go, go. You don't remember being a lie for it, but I remember listening to Classic Rock. Cool. Who's doing that with them? Brothers Osworn, your boys.

That'd be good. My boys. Our boys. Your neighbors, my friends. Yeah. And, yeah, CMT Awards are tomorrow night, by the way, so that's it. Everybody watch the MTV Awards tomorrow night. That's an order.

How do we feel about this married a first side TV show? It's great. I liked it. I watched the first season, and my wife and I liked it a lot. But I haven't followed up on it. So they literally just get somewhere and they marry whoever they see? That's it. They have a group of scientists that kind of see like,

ooh, this person would match well with this person. But they'd never met before, and they just go straight to the wedding. Okay, that's just people want to be on TV, right? There's no love. That's not looking for a marriage. I'm going to do whatever it takes to get on TV. No. And then they get married and some stay together. Like there's two couples from the first season that are still together and one of them I believe is expecting a baby.

Wow. That's real life, dude. I mean, it's real. That's not real life. Stop it with that. It's so good. You like it? That's a good show? Yes. I think they're on like, I think we're on season five now, maybe, maybe season six. It's so good. People must like it. I saw some friends tweeting about it.

Really? I've never watched the show. I do have a note here. like to read this note. Let's just hand it to me. Someone please tell Lunchbox that he's going bald. I'm not the only... By the way, Eddie gave it to me. You weren't supposed to say.

Eddie had this... Eddie would just want somebody to go bald with him. He's just craving it. I'm tired of being the bald guy of the show. I was not the only one that noticed Lunchbox had a bald spot on the back of his head. Eddie writes to me. While I was shooting interviews yesterday at CMT,

I saw that Lunchbox had a bald spot, and it was getting even bigger. I even took a picture Why are you taking a picture to people's heads? Well, I made it look like I was taking a picture of Lauren Elena But the head happened to be in the shot. Amy even walked in and said, Is lunchbox going bald?

That's not quite how it happened, but okay. When we pointed it out, Elby got offended and argued that he is not balding. Guys, the proof is in the pudding. You can't argue that. We're telling you. Hold on. Let me finish reading Eddie's note.

Eddie gave me a literal note. But you need to see Eddie's picture. Lunchbox needs to face it. As someone who's had to live with balding, he needs to just face it and embrace it. It's not his fault. It just happens. Thanks for reading Eddie.

Eddie, that's what we've been telling you. Embrace it. Let me see. Let me see the false spot, LLB. But look at Eddie's picture. You know what? It's just weird lighting. Lunchbox, you're not going bald.

It's not thinning? On the back, no. His hair's short and it's weird lighting. Like maybe a little bit in the front, but not enough to even notice. No, don't listen to them. You're good. You're good.

Well, you're still young. you know, you have maybe a couple more years. Oh, now it's a couple more years. They're giving you a hard time because the lighting was weird on your head. It was the lighting, I don't know, but the lighting exposed it. That's where Eddie's throwing me in. Just to let you know, lunchbox, Amy also. Send me a little note, little text.

And so did Mike D. You're going to go on bolt. Like, they are not to get you. You know. You got you back. You know. And Eddie says, I argued with them when he said, I said, I'm not going bald. That was my argument.

And he even felt bad. He put a picture up and he goes, maybe I should take it down. He took it down. And then he reposted it. And then he sent me a note. And then he said a note. And then Mike D. And then Amy, who I thought had my back,

is over there trying to get me hit by the bus. I did say, L.B. going bald, question mark. I even told you last night on Twitter. I was like, hey, heads out. They're talking about how bald you. Yeah, you did let me know so I could go and, you know, be prepared for today. So, by the way, let's go over to Ray.

Ray's got a money tip right now, by the. Raymond is our producer who likes to gamble and knows the markets, and he wants to spread a money tip to us. Go ahead. Go ahead, Raymond. Okay, so anyways, there's a new thing. internet money. It's called Ethereum. And right now

it costs about $200, but they think it's going to skyrocket in the next year. And you'll make quadruple your money. So, yeah, it's really not a paper money. It's just the internet. It's like Bitcoin? It's like Bitcoin, but it's even better than that. And this is how we're going to pay for things in the future.

It won't be a dollar bill or different currencies. It'll be Ethereum. Okay. If I want to go in and invest the race. So what do we go? How do you spell it? By the way, I have something that too. I like to, it's currency.

It's called Blablies. And you can buy all you want for $100 bucks right now. From you. You just imagine them. Okay? And Tyler, we're really going to pay for money on this show. It's going to be the currency of the show. You just imagine it.

There it is. Yeah, Ray, if you tell us to Venmo you the money, like we're not going to believe it. So it's not real money. There's no money. So it's just. So it's nothing. We're investing in nothing. In it, it's there, but you never actually can hold it.

Where do we buy it? It's there. And what is it? It's there on the internet. Where is it? Do we go to www. www.etherium.com? Where do we get this?

How do you spell it? There's different ways to purchase it. Okay, but where is it? It's internet money. Okay, here. Is it like when I play that, what's the Smashy Fruit game? Oh, Candy Crush? Candy Crush.

Like, I have. I can buy coins like candy crush. Should I invest in that? No. This is... Oh, because that's stupid. That's totally stupid. What website do I go to to buy this?

It's really not a website. So it's nowhere. So honestly, the only way I figured out how to buy it is if you do the app. If you buy the coin base app, you can purchase Ethereum. You bought the app? I have the app. How much was the app? Who do you pay?

In this brain, he's keeping track of what you buy. So you... The app is free. The Ethereum. costs money. Ethereum. There's an A at the beginning. No, there's an E.

It's an E. It's Ethereum. Oh, my goodness. And have you invested in this? I've already invested. So I have two Ethereums. And it's, there are $200 a piece. So I own two Ethereum.

Okay. See it. Y'all, we're going to be laughing. It's the I mean, right. No, we're not. Ray bet on Donald Trump when the predances is he? He didn't get any of that money. I mean, guys, Bloomberg, CNBC,

has to have articles on this thing? Yeah. It could be a deal. Like, an article's like, don't believe it? No. Are you sure it's not Bluneberg? Ethereum hits another record high, marking a more than 2,800% rally this year. Oh, man.

Guys, he may be onto something. How many times does he onto something with the money go? I'm going to at least get the app. Never. He lost his truck in a Super Bowl bet. He took and gave a thousand bucks and bet on Donald Trump won the presidency, but he bet it was a site that's not paying out. Guys, on Sunday it was worth $250.

For what? Ethereum. For one Ethereum? One Ethereum. It sounds like what Superman's like allergic to. Well, kryptonite. Yeah, whatever. Sounds like something.

Yeah, something in space. Lunchbox. Man. You getting in? I'm starting to think I'm in on this. Oh, boy. Buy one. Buy one.

See how it goes. Can we call Dave Ramsey? For real. Like, can we ask him? I don't know. I already know his answer. What? Like, no.

Why? Because it's not a thing. Again, I'll say some blobblies, too. All right. It's going to skyrocket soon. Okay. But this is. 6%

From what? Yesterday. Watch box buy one. Just buy one and test it. Buy it. Buy it. Buy it. Buy it.

It says buy sell instantly. Click. I'll buy it. He's going to do it. I'll buy it. He's going to do it. It went up 6%? I'll buy it.

So you're going to buy Ethereum for how much? Ray said it's $200 a pop. You're paying $200 and didn't exist. Yeah, but Bitcoin didn't exist and I could have a billion. No more neither. You're crazy. Well, what machines I put that in? Right. So, all so weird.

What claw games can I put the Bitcoin in to win? Because I don't think it exists. I wonder what Dave Ramsey thinks about us buying gold. That's a thing, though. You can actually hold that. Yeah, you can wear it on a watch. I know, I know, but it is, you know, those commercials get me where they're like, buy gold. Are you buying one, really?

Yeah, I'm trying. Oh, there's a theory. I'm right there. Okay. Okay. Bobby Bones, everybody. Across America This show Launchbox is on his computer

Trying to buy Ethereum right now Because Ray told him Hey Ray, I'm kind of in on I like where your head's at I just got to figure out how to do it Ray can you Hold right? What Ray?

You've got to have the app To access the Ethereum No you don't It's right here I want to buy one Ethereum Look I want to buy one Ethereum They're arguing about buying

And there's my exchange Make sure that website Has a little lock on it though What do you mean? It's security lock Why does it say blog spot. It has Forbes on the bottom It has Bitcoin.com on the bottom.

Why does it say Ethereum.orgia. And Charlie Shrem says, I love this website. No limits and awesome fees. I don't know. I never heard of Charlie Shrem. You think of Charles Schwab? Ryan Dugan?

Very professional and well-working system. Who? Ryan Dugan. Those just random tweets? Yes. Okay, yeah, I don't know. You think it has Sergeant Duggan? You need to make sure it's verified and then buy.

Like, Borisha Fala? Says, I made my first transaction without memo. I was ready to say goodbye, but wrote to support and got to answer. Thank you, Putin. This is good. Bones, yeah, what? Ethereum's up $1.48 cents in the last hour. See?

Wow. Because we've been talking about it. Lunch bugging. Buy one lunch. Get one lunch. I'm trying. Donald Ness. Okay, stop reading Twitter.

We had a flawless experience. Come help him buy Ethereum. He's got to do the app and then I can guarantee it's Ethereum. I don't even trust what he's on right now. Yeah, the Internet. The world, the wide web. Like, what if they're on to something? Okay, you should get into.

Oh, my gosh, Lunchbox, Spine, Libby. He's going to be a millionaire. That's how he does it. We made fun of him for years. That'd be amazing. I'm trying to buy this thing. We're going to buy Bobby Bones. We buy you out with Ethereum

Bobby we're going to be deciding today's segments You just sit back, relax We got this Hey, take the day off No, I don't want to Yes, you do Bobby, you're late, go home Oh

Dang, somebody gets a little Ethereum I was on their heads back Oh, it's the Bobby Bones show All right, gonna wrap up today Thanks to all the artists that talked for a minute on the show, Chris Lane, Lauren Lane, Midland, Billy Ray Cyrus. Old Dominion. Old Dominion.

Yeah. Talked for a minute. Yeah, lunchbox talking to them. You can hear all that. Just go back and listen to the whole show. Bobby Bone Show On Demand. I was looking at the list today. It's stacked.

It is stacked. So we'll do it after the show. We're backstage at CMT. So all for the CMT awards coming up on Wednesday night. Tomorrow, Kelsey Ballerini on the show live, we're all premiering her new song. so it should be the first time anybody hears it ever so that'll be tomorrow i'm just happy you guys we're here and listening we appreciate it mr bobby bones on instagram thanks have a nice day and

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