The Bobby Bones Show - Baby Box Is Officially Home + Bobby Gets Hooked On Fortnite + Dumb Debate Of The Day

Episode Date: July 31, 2018

Lunchbox calls in to share how his first night went with Baby Box at home. Also, Bobby tries out the game pre-teens are obsessing over. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Just because he doesn't cry, and it's funny to hear him. It really does seem out of character. I'm like, but this is an excuse to cry. I get it, but it's just like, yeah, it doesn't feel lunchboxy. But Eddie's, he's just relentless about it. And he sounds like Miss Piggy.

Let's be real, you know? Wait, what is that? You know, like, how he doesn't. Because he's really trying not to cry. So he's, like, having to hold it in because he's like, I'm lunchbox. I can't cry. And then he, like, loses it. But it's going to be hard for me to take him, like, you know, hardcore lunchbox seriously anymore.

I just don't think he was ever hardcore. Oh, you think it was all. It's all act. He's obnoxious, but all the hardcore stuff's always been an act. I feel like, anytime he says anything to me, I'm going to be like, oh, yeah? No, we can start crying now. Yeah. But his tears are totally valid.

Yes, of course. He's finally a dad and it makes sense and he's sensitive. Like we now know he's sensitive. Oh, I've always known he's super sensitive. Well, I've known that he's emotional. Yeah. Because that's why he gets so angry at times. Yeah, I guess there's high.

He's one of extreme highs and extreme lows, I think. He gets angrier than anyone on a show by far. Red anger. By far. Like, he's snares. and just, I mean, you've been the victim of it. Yeah. He just screams.

Yeah, I have cried. When I first started this job, he pulled me in the room. He was like, don't you ever, ever. He pulled you in a room. For what? What did you do? I just was joking with him and I talked to him, like in a certain tone. Ever talk to me like that.

Like seriously? Yeah. He was serious. And I was like, wow, dude, you know, I was just joking. Like, I really was not serious. He's like, oh, okay then. But he was serious? He was so angry and so mad, yes.

Wow. But that's when I first knew. I'm like, okay, he gets serious. Like, he gets really high, really low. He gets rage filled. Yeah. I don't know that he's ever, like, super snapped at me. Maybe in a set, but Amy's giving it to a few times.

Yeah. Just like, ugh. You know, we all have good days and bad days. Oh, but that's just him, though. I mean, that's his personality. It's very emotional. Yeah, so he comes up and he does cry, but even when lunchbox came back after the baby was born, Eddie would sit right next to him and start crying around his face.

I'd be like, dude, that's too much. That's a little rude. Well, even during the show today, he hasn't responded, but I texted into him like, dude, you cried like a... Because, Eddie, you're a dad. Yes. Did you cry? Of course I did.

And his circumstance is completely different than mine. I mean, I can't imagine what it's like to have a baby in the knee queue for that long and what he's going through. So I didn't cry for those reasons, but the beauty of having a baby and the... I know Bobby, I say miracle, because everyone says miracle. Like, that experience is... You say miracle funny. You say miracle.

Miracle. Miracle. Miracle? Miracle. A miracle. Anyway, that's why I cried, because it's really an amazing experience. Well, so, okay, all that coming up. Let's just get, what?

I got to go to the tiny couch interview, so. You have two hours. Yeah, I had Tiger Day and I said aside two hours. Like, set aside, dude, he's nuts. Dang! Take that from the VP. Somebody texted me, I was like, I heard Amy say hot as balls and I laughed so hard. Yeah, I did.

I forget who it was. Maybe is it Carla Marie? Maybe so. Amy, that was really funny. She sent me a note, too. She was like, I can't look at him as hot as balls. I said, I don't think Amy said, what that meant.

I just was saying that I say it sometimes and how maybe I shouldn't. Well, here's today. Yeah, you shouldn't. Here's today show. And are we ready? Can we go? Wait, whoa, blah.

Hope everybody has a good day. There you go. Thank you very much. And away we go. Folks, it's your buddy and my Mr. Bobby bones. Hey, good morning. We'll check him on lunchbox later.

You know, yesterday he left the show to take his baby home, or so he thought. So we'll check in with him coming up a little bit. What's up? Everybody good.

Good morning. Morning. Amy, here's the thing. Who do you think, according to women, but I'm going to ask you, who is the hottest female celebrity to you? We're like, man, she's hot. Oh, man. Giselle?

I mean, that's fair. She's not on the list. Who else comes to mind for you? Beautiful to me. Well, I've always loved Jennifer Aniston. Kay Beck and Sale. Yeah, me too. I love her.

Yeah, she's on the list. Charlize Theron. She's the only one that you've picked is on this list. She comes in at number six. Oh, wow. She's pretty. These are all models, so duh, it makes sense. But, like, Kate, no, no, Kate Moss.

I'm not a baby, Kate Moss. Who's the other one that's a sports illustrated? Why am I thinking of her? She's pregnant right now. Kate Upton. Hey, Morgan number two, who would you put on this list? They ask women who the hottest women are. Jennifer Aniston for sure.

That's who I would go with. Still? Yeah. Are you watching her on Friends? Are you picking the Jennifer Hans? I mean, really. She still looks amazing for her age. Reese Witherspoon?

No. So, Rihanna tops the list. Okay. Carrie Washington. Oh, yeah. Scarlet Johansson. Aubrey Plaza from Parks and Rec. Who I like to, but it's because she's kind of that dark, goth, and funny.

You're into that. That works. What am I into, exactly? Well, dark hair, sort of goth and funny. I'm into dark hair and funny. I don't know about goth. I feel like one girl you dated had a little bit, not goth. Goth is not the right word for her, but edgy.

I did it at edgy girl? Yeah. Who? I feel like Rachel had some edge to her. Oh, she was just an artist. Yeah, but like really cool style. She definitely wasn't gothie. Yeah, not God.

I don't know if you know gossy means. I changed the word goth into edge. She definitely had edge. Well, Carrie Washington also makes a list from scandal. Yeah. Anybody else? She's beautiful. Hey, Philip.

Morgan, number two. You think she's hot? Are we talking like Rihanna, the singer, too? Yeah, which other one? It's the only one. You know, Rihanna Wilson from down the road? Which other Rihanna? I didn't realize she was that well-known actress. No, she's the artist.

Celebrity. Okay. I don't know why she'd be number one. Yeah, Rihanna Jenkins from... Oh, yes. She's so three. I guess it tells you my answer. I've never seen her in person.

Have you? Yeah. She's probably stunning. She pretty? Yeah, and she's tall. Yeah, it's sort of like pink where she, you know, she's really. pretty, but then in person, she's like, stunning.

Pink is strikingly attractive. We were like, oh, my goodness. Really? Yeah. Well, yeah, you can't stop staring at her. Because physically, she's just really pretty. Like, her face is structurally perfect. Pink.

Pink. Wow. Yeah, I'm not kidding you. Because I wouldn't do that this early. We're here. Maybe later, but. Yeah, maybe later. I got lots of kidding coming up later.

Do people do it cool things? It's ICU. A group of Good Samaritans pulled two Chicago police officers out of a squad car after the squad car had crashed. The officers were in pursuit of a vehicle that was running from them. Another car accidentally pulled in front of them. They swirved amiss

and crashed into a tree. Oh, no. So several witnesses saw it happen, rushed over to the car. The car started smoking, and people were trying to pull the cops out of the car. They went into the smoking car. Wow. Wrapped their arms around the cops and pulled them out. Both officers in the car

had minor injuries, and they were taken to Christ's Medical Center, but they're going to be fine. no further injuries because people pulled them out of that car. Shout out to Good Samaritans. Boy, you got to make your mind like, uh-oh. Because you got to go grab people and drag them out of cars. That's all instinct, right? I think my instinct would be to run.

Yeah. The other way. Yeah, I wish I think I'd be a hero and be like, oh, I'm going to get them. But I think I'd go, oh, car smoking. I need to get out of town. You know what I mean? Close up. I know.

It ain't too many movies. So, but that's really cool. Over to Ray Mundo with the news now. The Bobby Bones Show. Big Three Stories. California, the fires have killed at least eight people. More than a thousand homes and buildings have been destroyed. Police say pay attention to the evacuation orders.

In Texas, that shark that was stolen from a San Antonio aquarium has been safely returned. The video online shows a guy taking the shark and putting it in a baby stroller. Luckily, the people confessed and brought it back. And finally, in weather news, tons of rain in the south and along the east coast. Some places could see over three inches of rain today. for the Bobby Bones show. Brandon and Arkansas, what's up, buddy? Hey, Bobby Bones.

It's an honor to talk to you. Thanks, man. What's happening with you this morning? Oh, not a whole lot. I hated to work. What kind of job you got? I work for the Arkansas National Guard and recruiting. Oh, look at you.

Serving. We appreciate you. Yes. Well, I wanted to tell you that I was stationed in, when I was active duty army, I was stationed at Fort Bragg, North Carolina. about three years ago. And every day I drive to work, this is when the Bobby Bone show was really hitting there at that time. And your show inspirated me to go to work every day because I really didn't enjoy working Accad Duty Army.

But hearing you on the radio just motivated me to go to work every day. Man, I appreciate that. Listen, what you do motivates and allows all of us to do this. So I think hopefully we're even. Now we're probably still low behind you, to be honest. I appreciate that call. Thank you very much, man. Thank you, Bobby.

Hey, man, look at that guy calling early, sharing that story. That's a good one. How about this one here? See the pawn shop? They go to the pawn shop, the violin of 50 bucks. You see this? I haven't seen it. Another one of those stories where a violin bought by a Massachusetts pawn shop for 50 bucks

ended up being worth $250,000. It was handcrafted in 1759. Wow. I mean, that's a thing, right? Wow, yeah. Police said the violin was stolen. during a house break-in and since been reunited

to its rightful owner. Crazy, though, that you get this violin and you think, well, I had the jackpot and they go, nope, you didn't. So the pawn shop loses on that, right? Well, 50 bucks. Yeah, that's all they bought it for.

But I know. You would think pawnchops have someone filtering through some of the gems they might get. Also, it was made in 1759. Like, what in the world? A long time ago. Like 1776 is a very famous date

in America. in America Christopher Columbus No that's 1492 Never mind Oh Stop Didn't know we're doing

Trivia The Bobby Bones show Hey Brenda What's happening Not much How are you I'm good What's going on with you

Tell me something Okay So I bought my kids I bought four Pimpin Joy shirts My daughter And her husband And my son

And his new wife Well my son And his wife When my son and his wife Went on their honeymoon In Cozumel He was wearing a shirt And his guy

Walked up to him was like, hey, you listen to Bobby Bones? And my son's like, yeah. He's like, well, I'm from Austin. I listen to Bobby when he was just third night on. So, Tennessee kid on the beach in Cozumel meets a Texas dude on the beach in Casabelle. Did they fall in love?

No. Oh, no, I know. That's a good story. That's a good story. Thank you very much for sharing that. What are you up to today? I'm working. Yeah.

In one other small tidbit, I bought both your books. I read the first one in one day on a rainy day during vacation. So I spent my vacation with you And I read the second one I finished it last week Oh yeah, what did you think about that? I like them I'm ready for number three

Oh, I'm not writing another book ever You're not? No Never say never Never Never Never, I agree Never Well Brenda you are far too kind

Thank you for calling this morning All right, you guys have a good day All right, thank you very much That should be the name of your third one Never said I'd never write this Here we go This is A grandmother will be a surrogate

For her own grandchild Do you see that? Yeah, that's pretty crazy. It's a lot. It's a commitment. A grandmother has offered to give birth to her own grandchild. After a life-saving hysterectomy, left her daughter unable to have any more children. So the grandmother is actually pretty young, 49 years old, because her daughter's 31.

Yeah. I know. When I first read the headline, I was picturing like, you're 70. That changes things a little bit. Hold my walker. But 49 is dead. I'll carry the baby. Yeah.

Still, an older, this is considered geriatric pregnancy. Brigitte Nelson or whatever, I just had a baby at like 53. Yeah. Which is crazy. Yeah, I keep seeing her on covers with babies. She said, I'm scared of labor at 50, but the pain is only short term, the love of a lifetime, of a legacy. It's definitely really special. Yeah, that's crazy.

It's crazy, too, that you can just take it and come out of somebody else's body. Like the science, if that's wild. Yeah, you can implant it to their uterus. But yeah, good for her, good for them. One day I hope to have one of those. Hey, maybe you can find someone. A uterus. A uterus.

The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. It's the 32nd Skinny. Morgan number two here, Dirk's Bentley says that he will never wear cowboy boots again after a fall while performing with Kenny Chesney. He also says that he moves around way too much for that type of shoe. Jake Owen topped the charts this week. He scored his seventh number one single with I was Jack.

You were Diane. Martina McBride is currently working on a Christmas album and expects to release it in October. I'm Morgan No. 2 and that's the Skinny. It's time for the good news. Tell me something good. Over to Morgan No. 2, filling up for lunchbox. So a retired Marine has been helping with the wildfires in California. And he's not only helped save dozens of people's horses with his trailer, but he also pulled a guy out of his house that was on fire and saved his American flag.

Wow. Wow. And the flag. Got the flag in there, too. That's good. So he's driving around with a horse trailer saving people? Yeah, he's saving their horses for him so he can help them take care of their animals not have to worry about that part of it. Man, that's good.

That was Tell Me Something Good. Bobid Bone Show. Bonehead. Norrie up the day. Ray Moondo in for lunchbox doing the bonehead this morning. Right. Yeah, this story comes from Raleigh, North Carolina, a 74-year-old guy. He was having some issues with his iPhone.

and he couldn't get it to work, so he drove to the Verizon store. That's a pretty normal thing. But it was closed. He did see some employees in there, so he rammed his vehicle into the storefront to get their attention and to open the door. He caused thousands of damage, and he has now been charged with assault with a deadly weapon, and he's going to jail. Yeah. Sometimes you just got to get someone's attention. No, you don't. Not there.

No, you sure don't. His phone wasn't working. Yeah. Stop. Are we sure he's old? He just didn't hit the gas. No, he said he was old. I mean, I mean, those old people, though, sometimes they'll put it, they think they have it in reverse.

Yeah. But they don't have it in drive, and they go, yeah, boom, and they nail the store. But they said he was frustrated, so it makes sense that he did that. I mean, he probably did. But that's no way. That would be fun to drive a corner to a building, though, right? Like the glass part of it? Wouldn't that kind of be fun once to drive it into it?

I guess so. You don't think so? I mean, I don't have the urge to do that now. Now, this guy's going to spend some time in the clink. Maybe he's always had that urge, Bobby. Maybe when you hit 70, you're like, don't care. All right. Thank you, Raymundo.

Get your Bobby Bones on. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones. Hey, hey. In about an hour, we'll check in with Lunchbox. He left the show yesterday because they were supposed to be able to take the baby home. We'll get an update from him in about an hour. He's not here today.

Hey, you know what they call me, Eddie? Yes. Country Music's youngest history. That's right. The Bobby Bones Show. Day in country music. And being country music's youngest historian, I want to bring to light today in 1992. 26 years ago today, boot scooting boogie.

Your number one song. 26 years ago, 1922. Before Ronnie Dunn teamed up with Kicks Brooks, Ronnie wrote this song for the country group of Sleep at the Will. Really? Wow. Great Benson. Yeah.

Do you know that? There is. They released it in 1990. Dude, I did not know that. Wow. You know that funny? Thank you, country music's youngest historian. Yeah.

So they put this out in 1991 on their debut album, Brand New Man. A year later, it was a single. And then on this day, 1992, it was a number one song. Come on now. The Bobby Pond Show. On this day in country music. Bobby Boom.

Come on. Do you judge people based on their cracked iPhone screen? Oh, no, never. Because I have mine cracked a lot. So, you know, it would be fair to me to judge. It would not be fair of you to judge. No. I am a judgeer, though.

Yeah, but what are you judging, like, that they're, you think they're irresponsible, or you think why didn't they get a case or why haven't they fixed that or all? All. All that, yeah. Because it's a type of person that has a cracked iPhone. What is that? A sloppy person. I'm not sloppy, though.

Yes, you are. Are you joking? You're very clumsy. Okay, clumsy and sloppy. No, no, no, you can be that. I keep a tidy house. No, but you can be sloppy on like your arms and legs. You can walk sloppy.

You're kind of a sloppy person in some areas of your life. Thank you. Like someone like Morgan number two would never have a cracked iPhone screen. Morgan number two? That's true. I don't have a cracked iPhone screen. She's on. She's organized. She's with it. If something's not right, she goes and fixes it, I would never have a cracked iPhone screen. Well, aren't you all cool?

No, it's not because we're better. No, it sounds like it. It's just... Sounds like it. We live very linear lives. You know what's going to happen today, right? Morgan and Drew's going to drop her phone and crack her eyes. And you know what she'll do? She'll go get a fixed tomorrow. Oh.

Yeah. So it's not about dropping it. It's about being responsible enough to fix it. It's about all the things. We just went through the, it's about the fact that you didn't have protective gear on it in the first place. because that's been me. And it's that when you drop it, you don't get it fixed right away or that you're clumsy. Like you drop it, like trying to carry 10 things when you should carry one.

Like Eddie would have a cracked iPhone screen. But I do not. But I'm a little bit different than Eddie. A little bit. In what way? I don't know. You're a girl. That's it.

The vagina. All right. All right. Study found this is the number one way people get a cold from work. Okay? So people go to work and they get sick at work. This is the number one way people get sick at work. They get a cold at work.

Our phone number is 877-77 Bobby. Okay, I'm going to go to Eddie to spoil it, Eddie. If you get it right, go ahead. Yeah, yeah, I'm going to get it right. Go ahead. The computer. Oh, the computer. Keyboards.

Show me computer. No. That's not it. So we'll come back. Morgan number two, Amy, you guys take a guess. This is the number one way people get a cold at work. Never going to get it. Also, if you follow to my theory that people with cracked iPhone screens, listen, you're beautiful people.

Okay. Cool. I'm feeling really beautiful. Sloppy. But we're sloppy. You're freer. I prefer clumsy and just, you know, rather spend my time doing something else than going to the iPhone sort of fix my phone. Right.

You know, you guys aren't detail-oriented people. But I finally did. Mine was cracked for a long time. You're cutting your finger. But look how beautiful it is right now. My point is, if you have a cracked iPhone screen and you leave it, you're not a detailed-oriented. in a person. Okay, so you're taking the word sloppy out?

No, yeah, but that's sloppy. Yeah, yeah. That's all. Katie? Yeah. What you think about this? Is it like by sharing food? Sharing food. Something I rarely do. It is not sharing food.

Amy. Using the coffee mugs in the kitchen. Ladies and gentlemen, two days in a row. What? There she is. She's now two in a row. I don't know, guys. I'm just on fire. Wow.

It's called Never Gonna Get it, Amy. I know, but... Wow. It just came to me. Yeah. Does you like to thank anyone? There you go. Look at that.

And we crush it. That's it. The answer is, because it's hardly ever cleaned, people using the same coffee machine. That's how people get the most colds at work. Just a little tip from me to you. We're talking about iPhones,

and I guess it could be any phone, but you drop it, you break the screen. And if you judge people. Now, listen, let me say, too, So if you're broke and can't fix it, that's a whole thing. Been there. But for the most part, people like Amy. It's a really good point, Bobby.

That's not your problem. If you can't fix your iPhone screen. I got two kids. Yeah, stop it. Okay. Tracy. Yes. What you think about this question?

So I am a very organized person. I have had an iPhone since they came out, the beginning of time, whatever. Three weeks ago, I finally dropped my phone and cracked my screen. I have never done that before. And did you rush to get it fixed, or are you still chilling with it? No, it's still broken. I now have a screen protector on it. Isn't that like putting your locks in your house after you've been robbed?

Pretty much exactly. Well, I had a case on it and the case broke at the same time when I dropped it. I've dropped my phone from really high places, and it goes, boom, and it doesn't break. And then I've dropped it from one inch, and it goes, shut out. Yeah. So there is no rhyme or reason. But the point is to me is if you leave something broken, that's pretty sloppy. Yeah.

And I would judge you based on that. Okay. Brittany and Florida, hello. Hey, Bobby. Hey, gang. How are you guys doing? We're good. What's happening with you? What do you think about this? I've been there where it comes to not having the money to fix something. Usually when I break something, I get it fixed immediately. My iPhone in the past, I've dropped it changing the cases. I've taken it out of one case and dropped it smack on the floor. Right in the middle of the case change, which you're only putting cases on to make sure the phone doesn't break?

Yes. Oh, that's not good. You got like a two-second window? That hurts. And that's when it falls. Yeah, I appreciate that call. Appreciate you. Let's see the big songs.

Here's Tuesday's top five. At number five, Morgan Evans, kiss somebody. At number four, Brett Young, mercy. In the top five songs in country On a subway train At number four, Brett Young, Mercy This is the top five songs in country music this week. And if you're going to take your shot, then take it.

At number three, get along from Kenny Chesney. Last week's number one. Keith Urban and number two. And your number one song this week From Jake Owen I was Jack, you were Diane Do you turn it up, do you sing along Every time you hear that song

Like we did then Like we did when The number one pop song is Girls Like You Maroon 5 and Cardi B That's a good one I need a girl like you Yeah Yeah yeah

Those are your biggest song Yeah yeah I need everyone like no yeah I like those maroon five guys Because they say irrelevant They're like 63 years old You know they're doing a song with Cardi B And they're like

Never one pop song Like when I first started in radio They were a new band Adam Levine and the other guys Maybe it's 645 Yo it's Cotty Cotty Bobadi Everybody Salati

You know what it is I'm just here in the potty Last time There you go Congrats to Jiko And his seventh number one Do you turn it up? Do you say... What's your favorite Jake Owen song?

Probably Barefoot Blue J. Knight. Yeah, all time? I mean, anytime it comes on, I got to turn it up. Yeah. That's a good one. What's your favorite one? Probably anywhere with you. That's another good one.

Probably. That's solid. I like the slow Jakes. I do. I like the Jake love songs. It's a good way. It reminds me of like this whole thing. Yeah. Jake was a big part of us when we moved here.

I have a picture because Jake, I don't know if he still isn't in photography or night. But Jake was the first person I knew in town because we had a mutual friend. Not because he was a country guy. And so Jake would come to the studio and bring his camera and take pictures. And so he took this big picture. I have it in my house still. And it's a big picture of me sitting here in our studio when we first got it.

And it's just me, and he signed it. And I don't know. It's a cool thing. It's a really cool picture. Have you seen it? Yeah. You brought it in. I don't keep anything.

I don't keep anything. I don't keep anything. I kept that. I still have it hanging up. It's different, special. It means a lot to me because it was early and he took time. What is that noise? Was there a fan or something on? Do you guys hear that?

I do. I feel like it might be a computer engine. Here, get that away. Let's not have that happen. Okay, I'll stop that again. Yeah, let's take it out of the room or something. Kelly and North Carolina, what's happening? Hey, Bobby.

How are you? What's going on? Just on my way to wrong. I wanted to comment about the iPhone. Oh, yeah, the big thing is if you have a cracked screen, I go, hey, listen, if you can afford to fix it and you don't fix it, that's kind of sloppy. That's why I think. It's really sloppy. You look at somebody and they've got this correct screen and broken.

It's like, go fix it. And I love you. Amy, I'm not dogging on you. I told me, but it is sloppy. You break your cell phone, you go fix it either that day or the very next day. Well, that day or the very next day. Those same people are wearing the same underwear two or three days in a row. That's not true.

Yeah, that's what I think about it. Hey, Kelly, thank you. I agree with that. There's this story this guy's busted for smuggling a shark from an aquarium in a stroller, and so it was the bizarre shark heist. Officials with the San Antonio Aquarium in Texas say a trio of thieves stole a shark and smuggled it out of the aquarium in a baby stroller. The spokesman said that they did find the shark alive and well.

I saw a video last night where they had it again. Video shows the thieves walking in through an aquarium before driving off where they 16 inch horn shark. They snag the predator from the interactive touch pool, threw it into a bucket, then into a stroller, and nobody noticed. I wonder what this is worth, though. Yeah, I didn't know. I was like,

did these people just really want a pet shark? Or they're trying to sell it on the ground. They had to be selling it. Shark black market. Three of them? Yeah. You have to be selling that shark. They have like a stroller, like put it up, like a swaddle and like laid it gently in the stroller like they're taking their baby away. Eddie Google, how much a horn shark cost?

Okay. How much? $2,000 is what it was valued at. The shark's worth $2,000. Wow. That's a good price. I might have stolen that too if you could just touch it. Because you can just reach down and grab it.

Yeah, there's that. This woman wakes up with a three-foot python under bed. Do you see that story? Why does this keep happening? Well, I think the neighbor had a python. And the neighbor lost their python. And my thing is, I think the snake found a warm spot. In bed.

Oh. And that warm spot was that. the neighbor's bed. So imagine you're going to bed. Just think about it and you pull your sheet back and there's a three foot python. No, no, no. I wouldn't be sleeping well for a while. But again, it didn't attack you. I know it didn't

but I just don't like that image in my head knowing that there was a snake. I'm not going to hurt the snake. I'm going to scream and run and call the neighbor or animal control gently remove the snake. Snake didn't do anything wrong. You're right. But still. Would you rather it be a snake or a squirrel?

I'd rather be a squirrel. I'd be like, hey, little squirrel. See? I love squirrels. You're being manipulated by the media right here. No, snakes are not appealing to me. Squirrels are cute. Only because the movies show them as evil people.

Okay. That's all I'm saying. Hey, we'll talk to Lunchbox about half an hour. I think he took the baby home yesterday. I do not know that for sure he took the baby home. He likes to play this game where he keeps things from us for on air at this point. True. So we think Lunchbox, who just...

had his first baby, took the baby home yesterday. The baby was six weeks early. As a super surprise to them. And he leaves yesterday during the show. And that's all we know. So, yeah, that's the thing there. Also, the dumb debate of the day is this. If you take an elevator up one floor, you know, is that a bad thing?

Now, let's eliminate any sort of injury. Yeah, or luggage and stuff. Yeah. Well, if you're hurt or a wheelchair or luggage, like, you have to do that. So let's eliminate that. because people are going to be, oh, no, one of your backs are written. Okay, well, then take the elevator. What do you want me to do?

But if you're just there, you go up the second floor, you know, is that okay? Here, let's go over to Emmeline in Virginia. Hey, Emily. Hey, Bobby, how are you? I'm good. What you think about this, is it okay to take an elevator up one floor? Actually, I very much judge people when they take an elevator up one floor if they don't have luggage or anything like that, which you just said. So why would you judge them?

I just, I don't know, because personally me, I would definitely take the stairs because I wouldn't want to be judged. And I feel like that's just something, if I get an elevator up floor one and they hit floor two, I'm like, really, you could have taken the stairs. Amy, what do you think? Wow, I've just, I've never judged anybody for taking the elevator. Now, I do think we probably should take the stairs, but I'm not going to judge anybody for it. The dumb debate. Yeah. Is it okay taking an elevator up one floor?

Hey, Teresa. Hi, Bobby. What you think about this? Oh, my gosh. I totally agree with the last listener, I think, too, especially if it's even two floors. Wow, two floors. You know, I went in a corporate office building where there's seven floors, and I'll tell you what, we are blessed. They have an amazing cafeteria and kitchen, and if you're taking the elevator and you have any sort of bad food, pizza, burgers, you're even judged beyond that.

So if you get on the elevator with a pizza and you go up one or two. At that point, you're covering it with something else So, you're not even if nobody can see it But yes, you are more than judge for taking the elevator Even if it's up two floors I didn't know this is the thing Well, so here's my thing with this If the stairs are easily accessible, I would think take the stairs

But sometimes the stairs are you can't find the stairs Yeah Like I'll be at a hotel, I live in hotels So I'll be at a hotel like a homewood sweets or something You're lucky to find the elevator And even then you don't know where the stairs are Right I think because we're like

circumstantial elevator riders Is that what we are? Yeah, we're not always, I don't know what the right word is, but some of these people that work in an office building they're probably through the same people day and day out. They always have an option of elevator or stairs and they're, so they are the ones that are the judges. Hey, you're on the air, Marguerite?

Yes, morning, Bobby, how are you? Good morning, I'm good. Tell me what you think about this. So I'm with Amy. I'm not going to judge somebody for taking the elevator up on flight, but I personally think that you should take the stairs up one fight, two flights, and I'm even saying three flights. Day, what's it happening with you people?

Yeah, what's the, where do people stop judging? I'm on to take elevator all floors now. You guys have convinced me. First of all, I don't want to judge anybody, period. Yeah. But, no, stop it. You said unless you have a cracked iPhone. Yes, that's all that'll judge.

Yeah. Because you're sloppy. But an elevator exists to elevate you. Yeah. Come on. And then all of a sudden it's elevating you and we're judging? Hey, thank you for the call. It's time for the good news.

With Bobby. Tell me something good. This woman named Heather in Arkansas drove her kids, and they went to a pentatonic concert. They get there, and they, you know how they beat your tickets in? Yeah. They're like, oh, these tickets aren't good.

No. She's just like, oh, what? Yeah, tickets aren't good. So obviously, they're upset because they haven't waiting for pentatonic's to come, and so they're going to go home. They start crying. and some other people that are coming into the show

see them crying, the kids and the mom. Like, hey, what's happening? Like, our tickets aren't good. Someone, we got bad tickets. Oh, that's scam. So they say, just take our tickets. And they gave them their tickets. And then they left?

And they left. Yeah, if you really wanted to go that bad, you can have our tickets. So they gave them their tickets. And so the family goes in and watches the show, right? And then they found those anonymous people and gave them. That's what it says. The anonymous strangers are being given free tickets to any of the upcoming concerts they choose at the Walmart Amp, which is the same venue.

Wow. So the anonymous, they have to come forward somehow? No, no, no. That they know who they are? Yeah, I mean, okay, cool. So there you go. There's, tell me something good. That was tell me something good.

The question is, is it okay to take an elevator one floor? Amy kind of says no. I kind of say, yeah. I just think, I've been convinced. An elevator exists to elevate. And if it's doing his job, why we get hate on the elevator? So let's go over to Donna and New Orleans. Donna, what do you think about this?

floor. Hi, hi, thank you for taking my call. I think you can take the elevator one, two, or three, four flights, I mean the stairs. I think you should take the stairs. Four flights? What is happening with people? We should encourage stair taking. We should encourage walking instead of driving. Yeah. But why does a car exist to get you from point A to point B? But I'm of the group that wants to encourage stairwalking, but let's not judge people that get on an elevator. Oh, no, I'm not judging. I'm not judging. I just think it's better for us physically. If we can take the stairs, we should take The stairs, absolutely. Whatever.

I get on the elevator and then walk an extra lap once I get up there. Come on. The elevator is supposed to elevate you. Angie and Louisiana. Hi. Welcome. Hi. Hi.

I never take the stairs. I am scared of heights and I don't like touching the railing because it's really gross and full of germs. Do they make you touch the railing? I never touch the railing. I never tested. I'm afraid of heights. Oh, I got it.

So I have to touch the railing. touch the railing and it's just disgusting. So I just take the elevator no matter what floor. Yeah, I'm kind of into that camp now. Just going to hop on the elevator. It's built to elevate me. Elevate away. The poor elevator, what if I can't even do his job?

Got built for nothing. What about the poor elevator makers that are losing jobs because people aren't elevating as much? Something to think about. Yeah, it is. I'm always looking out for a little man. What's the minimum number of floors you can take? Let's see. Two-thirds of people said taking an elevator just one floor is bad. Two-thirds of people. only 11% said one floor is fine

there you go a bunch of haters if you ask me one more chase in Georgia you're on hey man yeah I personally like to take the stairs but if you want to take it one floor that's not an issue whatsoever I don't know why it affects me in any way if you want to take it one four

I tell you I get motion sick on elevator I get motion sick scrolling on my phone like if I'm moving just a bit and I start scrolling my phone I wonder what that is about me. I don't know. It's so sexy the ladies. The ladies love it. Oh, yeah. Yeah. How easily you get not. Yeah, I'm like, yeah, baby. You like motion sick guys. I'm the guy for you. Wonder if it has something to do with your eye.

My one eye that doesn't work? It's never worked, though. It's never worked. So it's not like this eye used to work. Could it be vertigo? I don't know. I don't really know for sure. Morgan number two, you ready over there? Yeah. I think vertigo's in the ears. I know. But it still causes an imbalance somehow. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. It's the 30 Second Skinny. So Dirk's Bentley won't be wearing cowboy boots anytime soon.

He fell on stage wearing new boots while he was performing with Kenny Chesney. And ever since, he says he just moves around too much for that type of shoe. So you mean just on stage, not in life? He made it seem like it may be in life that he just won't wear him. Hmm. Well, it sounds... Okay. Okay.

Okay. What else? Keith Urban brought a fan on stage at his concert. The guy wants to be a performance. professional musician, and he got a shred guitar on Blacktop ends with Keith. Yeah, this dude's playing guitar. Yeah, I never know if this is set up or not. Yeah, because what are the odds you actually get someone? Well, again, someone could have said, hey, I'm a musician.

Let me come up and play. So then they probably have some sort of, I don't think Keith just goes to audience. And some guys like, well, I also play guitar. I think he goes, hey, does anyone play guitar out there? So someone comes up. And I've seen him do this before. But I just wonder if he knows how good no one. is. I'm watching the video at home.

And Noah's like, yeah, I play like four years. And he's like, where, bring the guitar out? And he puts it on him. And Noah's like, bha-da-d-r-r-d-r-no-d-no. And I'm like, come on. But are there also videos where Keith Everman pulled someone up? They're like, yeah, I play guitar. And the guy's like, conk. Because that, to me, is funnier than what this is. Right. But yeah, good for Noah.

You know, I told you how Green Day would do that thing where they would at a show, they would go, okay, who wants to play the bass? And the crowd's like, yeah. So they grabbed someone playing the bass. And he comes up. And he goes, who wants to play the drum? They're like, yeah, and they bring up somebody to play the drums. And they're rocking it, right? This is San Antonio. And the drum guys, boom, to pit, pit, pit, so.

And the bass guy's like, boom, boom, boom. And these are people from the audience. Super cool. And like, this is crazy. And I'm like, yeah, Green Day rules, right? And so they're like, who wants to come up and play guitar and sing? And this guy's like, me. And bass is going, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.

And the drums are like, boom, to do. And so they get the guy up to play the guitar. And they strap it on the crowd. Like, yeah. And I'm like, yeah, great day rules for my life. live. And so Billy Joe Armstrong is like, okay, get up on the mic. And the guy's like, I'm ready.

And the bass is going, boom, doom, doom, the drum's like, and then the guy at the guitar, he's like, okay, bring in the guitar. And the guy's like, clon. And everybody's like, what? So close. And the bass is like, boom, bum. And everybody's looking out of him and you're like, you suck. And then we start booing him.

Oh, man. Not because he's bad, because he said he was good. Oh, well, maybe he got stage fright. And he gets up to end again, it's terrible. I was like, he didn't know I play guitar at all. He lied. Oh, man. He's forever, like, has that memory, though.

I know. What a cool memory, huh? Yeah, I felt like something you would do. Well, I have done that before. Not with Green Day, though. But then they shut the show down, and they were like, stop the show. And so then Billy Joel Armstrong from Green Day puts the guitar back on. I'm like, Green Day rolls forever.

And the bass player is like, boom, boom, boom. And they play a song with the fake drummer, the fake bass player and Billy Joe Armstrong. That's cool. And it ended up being cool. But I was like, what a turd, man. That derailed for a minute. derailed it, but good for Noah. Hey, Keith, if you're listening, text me, and tell me if this is a setup or not.

I don't think Keith wakes up to another hour. Yeah, he's a rock star. Well, he's also a dad. Yeah, that's true. So he might be up early. This is a double. I don't think he would mind me. I was with Keith everyone once, and his phone rings.

This is how normal Keith Urban is. And, in a way, obviously, he's not super normal because he's musically super gifted and good looking and rich and talented and nice, all those things. But his phone rings and it's his wife and she's like, I got to pick up some milk. And I'm like, what, you have these conversations? Like for real. Nice. Yeah, no, no, it's for real.

It was totally for real. They gotta get milk. Unless he trained him like Noah and was like, okay, call me when I'm with Bobby. Call me with him with Bobby. We need to seem really normal. Morgan number two. What else? John Party and Luke Bryan performed a classic country melody while they're out on tour,

including George Traits Carrying Your Love with me. Okay. Do you have a club of them doing it? Is this here? Oh, here it is. Okay, that's Luke's tour. So it's Luke and John Party and I think Morgan Wallen. And he comes out.

Thank you. I'm Morgan number two and that's the skinny. Hey, what's happening, guys? You know, you get on your phone. You're always tinking around trying to find stuff to do. There's a lot of games. A lot of apps out there. But I'll say this, there's only one best fiends.

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That's Friends Without the R. Best Fiends, and you can be part of the club. Folks, it's your buddy and my... Mr. Bobby Bones. Let me know. Transmitting across. Is the Bobby Borg. James in Oklahoma. What's up, buddy?

What's going on? on my man. Man, I mean, what, it's Tuesday. The summer thing's still weird to me because the listening's not normal. The patterns aren't normal of life yet. Let's just get the summer over the way. Oh, really?

Let's get back to late summer, early fall. People are back in school. Amy's not showing up in my house at 9 p.m. Because Amy's kids are awake. All of a sudden. Summer, summer. That's what I'm saying. Last night, I'm about to go to bed.

And I hear some... Hey, James, can I have your indulgence for a second as I tell the story? You have my indulgence. you very much. So I'm at home, right? And I hear, Dan, dang, dang. I'm like, what's happening? I live in a pretty private neighborhood. Kind of hard to get back there. Would you agree?

Yeah. I mean, it's down a windy road. Yeah. And so I hear, and I'm like, is there an 18 wheeler outside of my house? Somebody honking? Yeah, Amy's, my drive was. That was my warning honk. No, no, she could have got out of the car. I didn't know she was coming over, but what do I care? And she's hawking the horn. And I go, that looks like Amy's car. And I look out, and I see Amy and her kids. and they're like, we're here. It's 8.40 p.m. Eddie. Yeah, it's late.

It's past my bedtime. Yeah. And so I'm actually happy to see them, though. Summer. Right, it's summer. And the kids are out of control. They really were. They're just excited to see Bobby.

Summer, right? They are out of control. Amy's daughter, I have like eight or nine guitars in my house, and she's just slamming him with her head. Bam! Yeah, I know we have to work on that. They just don't know etiquette. in other people's home yet, even though I try to teach them.

I don't so much mind, but I don't want to stop Amy's enforcement of the rules with her kids. Yeah. It's tricky. Amy's going, we don't do that. And kind of I want to be like, but it's okay. Right. You can hit the guitars. It's not okay.

Right. Right. And then Amy's son, we're playing by the, everybody's trying to push me in the pool. It's a whole thing. Oh, they wanted to get in the pool so bad. So they just wanted to be casually thrown in. So that way they had an excuse to swim. And what time was this?

No. It was like 11 p.m. at my heart. Oh, I love how it just gets later and later every time he tells the story. He's like, it was midnight. Oh, I get what you're saying about summer. Man. That's this summer. It's for the birds, man.

It's too hot. People are showing up at your house all hours tonight. Yeah. And so. But it was good. I was glad you guys came over. Like all seriousness. I've been so gone on the road, being vice president of the company now.

Yeah, BP. I've been making deals. And so I'm going to see the kids. So it was good to see them. Good. They loved it too. Do you like random stopbys like that? I don't think so.

I'm here. I mean, I don't mind them because what do I have to do except my life? Yeah. When I go to Amy, she gets mad. What? You got to give me half hour. Wait, what? When if I ever have been mad?

Every time. You've got to give me a half hour. You can't just show up. Okay. That's what you've said to me. That's weird. So she's like, I got a kid's house. I like to tidy up.

Now it comes out, see. Oh. Maybe put out some snacks. I like friends. I don't have a lot of hangout and says, I haven't built this system that when I am home, it's there for me. I have friends, but I don't have it built into

where people consider me to be around. So it's nice whenever there's some sort of human contact at my house. And so, yeah, Amy came over. It was nice last night. The kids came over. What did we do? Just hung out?

We just kind of hung out. Amy's kids are so generous with their things. And I think partially because they grew up in an orphanage and they had share a lot. Would you say that's an accurate quote? Yes. An accurate statement. Yeah. Because Amy's daughter, by the way, if I were a kid, I would share my candy with no one.

She runs to the truck and grabs her bag of Skittles and like, do you want some Skittles before we go? That's cool. Yeah. She just got, we were at Target and she was able to get a treat. I mean, those Skittles, that was like a big debate. She was like, do I get gum or Skittles? And I just straight up told her. I said, look, if I were you, I get Skittles. And then you go home, put it in your candy box. You can have them later. You can have a little bit on our way to Bobby's.

But that's it. But yeah, they do like to share. It doesn't make them happy. And then I got a couple. I didn't eat them, but I got a couple. What? Oh, man. Don't tell her that.

Should we like, he wasted them? Her valuable skill. Well, I just wanted to take them and show that I was thankful for them. Yes, yes, yes. So let's go back to James in Oklahoma. James, thank you for your indulgence. Wow, what an indulgence. I'm just like saying that word.

I do, I do. I mean, I know, trust me. Yeah. What would you like to say, my friend? Nothing, man I honestly This shift I just got off of I just finished up the very last episode

On IHeart I've been listening to since 2015 It does like as far as it goes back On the episodes on IHeart September 2015 And I just finished I'm all cut up now

So You listen to every episode of this show Every single one I usually have you guys on my Bluetooth who overnight when I'm working my overnight shit. What's your big takeaway then? You finished the show. Let's do this for new listeners. One word, define Amy and one word to the new listeners.

Amy? Yeah. Caring. Caring, okay. That I can co-sign. Lunchbox is not here, but overall, what's the one word you get for lunchbox? Excuse me? Boss, B-O-S-S. Oh. Why that word?

I don't know. You just exudes like a confidence. Okay, confidence. Got it. Yeah. Not like a literal boss. Oh, yeah, not in charge. Okay, okay, got it.

More just like large. What about myself, Bobby? That's my name. Entrepreneurial. Okay, and Morgan number two. Do you have any thoughts on Morgan number two? Quiet. Quiet.

Okay, there we have it. Anything else you like to say, my friend? That's it, man. I love you guys. guys. Thanks, man. I don't know. You guys are my favorite, so.

You want a book? Do I have any books? Can I get this guy a book? I don't have any books. Look, I need both of them. Well, no, first of all, don't get selfish. I just offered you one. No, he's saying, I think he's implying he would like to get both of them in his life,

not saying you should give them. No, no, he's saying, give me both. I was, yeah, I was. You're right. I felt what he was saying. No, no. Hey, I'll take what I can get. How about that?

Bob, you should give them both. I don't have both. The first book, I don't know where it is. I don't even know who knows where that is. Oh my goodness. I have a copy. That's like the printing press. I'll tell you what.

I do have one. Okay, I have a book. I will sign my latest book and I will send it to you. Will you hold on the phone? Yes, sir. Where do you live in Oklahoma, James? Tulsa. Did you hear my rant about Tulsa the other day, about Friends, the TV show?

I did. Yeah. I feel like Friends is really cruel to Tulsa whenever Chandler goes to Tulsa. And he's like, oh, I can't believe I'm going to Tulsa. I'm like, what's wrong with Tulsa? You'd be lucky to live in Tulsa. Yeah. Yeah, it's a great place.

Yeah, I don't know why friends did that to us. Yeah, they're... James, I got to know, like, what are you going to do with all this free time now? Start the Bobbycast, my other show. Yeah. That's true, well, I'm caught up on all those. Oh, man. Dang, okay.

I don't know, but I'm definitely not going to be able to find any other show that compares to you guys, so I'll just have to wait every day. Amen to that, brother. Yep, okay. Hold on a minute, James. Let me get you this. I'll sign you a book. I have a new book called Fail, Until You Don't.

don't. It's up on Amazon right now for like $10 off still. Maybe it always stays $10 off now. Oh, is that a thing? I don't know, but it's only $10 off right now. But I'll send you that. We'll talk to lunchbox in about 10 minutes. He got to take his baby home. Is that what we think? He did take the baby home, we think? We think. We'll find out. No, yeah, he's keeping teases from us. Hey, James in Oklahoma. Are you back? What's up, my man? We have two books. I'm going to give you one of each. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah. That's what I do. I'm like the Oprah radio.

Listen, because I know you've never done that before, so. Yeah. You know that because you've listened to every single episode. James is the historian of the Bobby Bone Show at this point. Oh, yeah. Also, I'm not going to call you out, but you're using a fake name. He loves you, Bobby. Uh-oh, now someone's with them.

What? Who is that? That's my wife. What is she doing? She's getting ready for words. Oh, you're home now. Yeah. All right, well, hey, I'll tell you what, James, as you say.

I was about to sign two James in the book, and someone runs in and goes, that's not his real name. He was using a fake name. Oh. Not going to say your real name, buddy. Don't worry. All right, buddy. I guess we got all your info. You good? That's it, man. Hey, I appreciate you.

I appreciate you, buddy. See you later. All right, bye. All right, bye. There is. James, first time ever met him. Listen to every episode. You! All right, damn. The morning corny. What is a duck's favorite dip?

What's a duck's favorite dip? Quackamoli. Yeah, yep. That was the morning corny Here we go All right our guy Lunchbox is on the phone Lunchbox had a baby

What, about a week and a half or so ago Baby Box update The baby came six weeks early During a show he rushed to the hospital And then they sat and waited And they had a baby that evening On the 17th I do believe So I guess it's two weeks, huh?

Yeah, today's 31st And so Yesterday Lunchbox leaves the show and goes, I think we're taking the baby home. Got to go. And now he's on the phone with us now. There he is.

Lunchbox, hello, buddy. Good morning. How are you doing? Pretty good. So, question number one, did you take the baby home? We took the baby home. There it is. There it is.

They took the baby home. All right, so what's that? What happened? What time of the day? Like, tell us about it. I guess it was around 11 a.m. The doctor came around and did his, does his rounds or whatever, and he checked him over, and was like, all right, he's good to go.

And went back to the computer and wrote up discharge papers, and so the nurse comes in and goes over everything. And then she's like, all right, and she helps us pack him in the car seat, and she walks us out to our car, and we're free to go. There is. Yeah, good, good at you. Come on. Come on. Okay, so I'm assuming you bought a car seat. Yeah, we got a car seat, and it's just, it was, I mean, and it was so awesome.

I mean, no offense, those Nick U. nurses, but it felt so good. I was getting tired of seeing them. I mean, they were really, really nice, but just walking out of there was pretty freaking amazing. And getting home and be able to cut off our bands that we've had on our wrist for the last two weeks. What a feeling What a feeling Did the baby sleep last night? Did you guys sleep at all?

Yeah, the baby sucked last night I mean my wife was a little paranoid Every time I'd make a noise She would wake up and kind of look Oh, let me see And you know turn on the light and check on him And so I got up for the diaper change at 2 a.m. And then I got up at 4.45

Because 5 a.m. diaper change and I've been up since 445 watching UFC fights with him Oh, he's already into that, huh? He's going to be a fight? Yeah, well, he slept through the fights, but I stayed awake so the wife could sleep and where we were downstairs,

and she doesn't even know we stayed up that long She's still upstairs asleep. Well, I remember one day in the studio, this guy, lunchbox, said he was not waking up in the middle of the night. Uh-huh. Mm-hmm. You know, he wasn't going to do it.

He was going to sleep through the night. Has that changed a bit? No, no, no, no, no. It's not changed. It's just when I'm working. Like right now, I wasn't going to work this morning, so I can get up. And 5 o'clock, I'm up at that time usually anyway. So I was like, I got this one, no problem.

Hmm. How was it to have the baby in the house last night? Crazy? Oh, man. So crazy. So, I mean, just, like, yesterday I just sat there and stared at him. Like, I just looked at him and just looked at him and just sat on my lap. And, I mean, he slept for 99% of him.

the day, but I just stared at them. I mean, it's just, it's so weird and just so crazy to see baby stuff and diapers and his car seat sitting there and just been hearing him make little noises. And I mean, this is weird. It's so weird, so surreal, but such an amazing feeling. Such an amazing feeling just to have him home and just I finally feel like a dad. In the last two weeks, I just didn't feel like a dad because I didn't really get to do anything. And I didn't really get to see him. But the NICU nurses took care of him for 99% of the day. I mean, everybody's like, oh, how's it to be the dad?

Oh, it's okay. Hey, can you be quiet? I'm on the phone. Tell him. He's on the radio. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. And so, I mean, just, oh, like the NICU nurses.

nurses were amazing, but I just was ready to have him home so I could be the dad. Look at this guy here. Got a baby, or he's got a great baby sound effect machine. One of the two happening right now. I think that's baby box. There you go. Winner, I know y'all are just adjusting, so we don't want to be in the way, but when are y'all, you know, accepting visitors? I don't think for a few weeks, I don't think.

Yeah. We've got to go to get his shots. Like, you have to go to the doctor and get shots. And because he's a preemie, you have to wait a little bit longer to let people around him, I guess. They were telling us all these things. Like, don't let people kiss him. Don't, you know, just try to keep him because their immune system, I guess, is weaker. Yeah, I mean, they gave me a lot of information.

I got half of it hoping my wife got the other half because I was just like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever you say, whatever you say, let me get out of here, let me get out of here. Lunchbox is on the phone, took his baby home yesterday. What was this first word? Dad, dad. Oh, he already said, wow, good for him. Yeah, I'm telling you, guys, this guy is really advanced.

He came six weeks early, and, like, as of Thursday, they were telling us seven to ten days more in the NICU, and then all of a sudden like a champ he just started taking the bottle because he had to take a bottle for every feeding for 24 hours and he was like, you know what? These nurses, I've had enough of them. I need to go

see the world and wow. And here we are. I mean, what, I don't know, four or five days later if we're at home and it's just crazy. It's nuts. There he is. All right. Well, we'll catch up with you soon. Congratulations. And how about that?

You know what I mean? Yeah. How about that? How about that? How about that? There he is. Lunchbox. Kaylee in Arkansas, how are you?

Hi, Bobby. What's up? I was going to ask you how you're liking Fortnite since you got it last night. Yeah, did you watch my answer story? Heck yeah, dude. Okay, so I get on, I set the Fortnite up, which is a video game.

Yeah. Got a PlayStation 4. They have four of these things now. What in the world? What happened at time? I don't even know. So I set it up, and I have no idea what I'm doing. All I know.

is I'm some woman in a t-shirt running around trying to shoot people with the axe. Oh, on the TV, okay. I didn't know if this was your outfit that you wear. During it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You have to change in a costume. Again, Fortnite's a video game that

all the kids play. I'm playing with other people. I don't have a headset yet. I'm getting that today. But I get on, and I'm... Kaylee, I'm terrible at it. And I don't know... That's okay. I am too.

Like, there's, like, rarely any girls that play, but my boyfriend plays, and I became obsessed with it. So, for a two-year anniversary. He got me a PlayStation 4. And that's the only game I have on it, and that's the only game I play. Well, I thought, what if I get on this and I'm addicted? And I only played it for like two and a half hours.

Okay, that's a lot. What's up? That's a lot. For the first time? Oh, great. Yeah, what's that? I feel like we're going to have to, like, stop by your house and check on you. Well, so luckily I had a friend on there who I don't know, but he was just like,

Hey, Bobby, I got you because he was wearing a headset. And he talked to me through things. And he injured a player and then let me kill them. He was like, get your first kill. And so he heard him, and the guy couldn't get up. up and he's like, and he's talking to me to the TV. He's like, go ahead and shoot him, Bobby. I left him for you.

And I'm like, this is the coolest thing ever. Wait, so I thought you couldn't communicate with people yet until you got a headset. So they come through your TV? Yeah, well, you can hear, sure. And so, yeah, it's on my Instagram. But, um, yeah. Did you call him your friend? Yeah, the guy's name is Philippe.

I retweeted him. Philippe was his name? He's a good game. I was the one talking to the game. And I said, not all heroes were caves, man. You're the guy. So, but what I need, I need to hire a Fortnite tutor. Like private lessons.

Yeah. I mean, when you go, you don't, you go big. Oh, he goes a hundred. You can't, you can't just go have zies. I was buying the coins last night. Oh, great. I was buying body armor. What does that do?

What is it? I don't know what the coin is going to last. I don't know what any of this stuff was happening last night. I was just pushing buttons. I had an axe. I was chopping down trees. But I have my clan. We're running together.

Squad. Okay. Oh, I thought it was clan. In Fortnight. Yeah. Is it a clan? Yeah. I don't know.

Hey, what's it called? Squad. Squad. Squad. Oh. I thought we fact checked it the other day. Squad up. Me and my squad were hanging up.

Squad up. Yeah. Bobby, we're going to squad up. Is Bobby squad goals? No, I'm terrible. Don't have me in your group because you'll all die goals. But yeah, I played last night. It was good. I don't know how addicted I'm going to be, but I had fun for a second.

Well, we're going to have fun together. All right. Because my boyfriend told me he's like, Bobby's never going to play with you. I was like, yes, he is. I added him. Okay, well, there you go. Well, that's my story last night. I did play Fortnite.

I'm learning. Mike D. says, what? I can hire a gamer sensei for $25 an hour. They'll teach you how to play. $25 an hour? Hold on. It's called a gamer sensei? Yeah.

I'm so into this. It's like a karate sense. They teach you like the best weapons to use, how to survive longer. I don't even know how to switch the weapons yet. Like, Kaley, I'm running around, just running into trees, throwing up maps. That's okay. That's okay. That happens.

I'm not the best either. But you know what? I play with my boyfriend, and he's pretty good. And so I just kind of, like, follow behind him. Well, I got my first kill. I built some forts, and I did it. I ate the Battle Royal. All right.

Hey, a good way to practice is getting into 50 v. 50. Then you've got 50 people on your side, and so you can just, it's easier. It's like Braveheart. No, no, what you guys are talking about. I don't either, Eddie. Hey, is it good for kids? Well, teenagers. I think like 12, 13.

There's a 10-year-old or something. It was yelling at me to my TV last night. He's like, why did you walk in front of him stupid? And I was like, oh, my God. I'm being chastised by a second grader. And you couldn't talk back. No, I could do nothing back. You can discipline.

Yeah. Hey, kid, I'm going to tell your mom. Yeah. So, yeah, that was the story. Thank you for asking that. Anything else you want to say, Mike D.S. You have notes over there. No, that was it.

She hire one. 10-year-olds. Oh, I mean, they were dominating. I thought that it was like 12, 13 was the start. All my son's friends play it. What? Yeah, they all play it. Ten?

Yep. And Bobby. There you go. Thank you for asking about Fortnite. I'm getting good. Not really. It's time for the good news. With Amy.

Tell me something good. So Larry had fallen asleep on his living room chair and a fire broke out in his house. Started spreading quickly. But smoke detectors never went off. Luckily, his dog, Lucifer, hopped into his lap, started jumping up and down. woke him up. He was able to rescue

Lucifer and his other dog and they were able to get out of the house. Hey, good for that dog. Also, it's weird to name dogs after the devil, huh? Yeah. Does anyone hear that? And it's a girl dog. Oh, that makes sense. Nothing about the dog from my experience. Yeah.

Rude. Yeah. But yeah, so that's just pretty cool that the dog did that to wake him up. Yeah. There we go. Thank you, Amy, for that. That was Tell Me Something Good. I took the love language quiz last night. I never read the love language book. There are five of them.

And so I took the quiz. And so I have my scores. Because you know what I think too? I think that, oh, you know who told me to take this was Tanya Radd? Oh, yeah. She loves this. She was like, have you taken the love language quiz? I was like, no.

And so I take it and it tells you how you like to be loved. Right? Isn't that it? Yeah. And if you have a partner, then you can both understand each other. Like when my husband and I first got married, we did it. And that way, he knew what to do to me and I to him. Okay.

For me. For me. For you. For me. For him or two, because physical touch is one of them. Yeah. And you know what my worst one is? Physical touch.

Oh, yeah. You don't, I know that about you. I know in a relationship, but also can pretend to other people. Like, you're not someone that like, you don't need a hug for me. No, I have a whole hugging thing. Hugging should be special. I shouldn't hug Frank from a county when I see him out of the, bar on Wednesday night for a work event.

I can hug you all the time. Okay. But that's your contact with like your everyday people like me, like a really close coworker, friend person. Yeah, I'll have you on special occasions. Special occasions. But what about you have a girlfriend? So physical touch being last.

I don't have a girlfriend, but that's probably why. Let's hypothetically, you're not, you don't need her to like walk in and start rubbing your shoulders and then that's how you feel. Okay. My number one is acts of service and I got a tin. Is that a lot? Ten?

I don't remember. So, Acts of Service is my biggest one. Okay. And I, this is the thing if someone will, because we only have so much time. There's only, there, you can make more money. You can't make more time. You only have so much time. And so for me, if someone's going to do something for me and help me or help me do something,

I'm like, wow, they have taken something that that is a finite amount and they've dedicated some of that to me. Okay. That's super special to me. And I knew that, but that's my number one. Acts of service. Receiving gifts is number two. And it's not even so much about what the gift is, but it's that someone took the time to go,

hey, I think I should do something special. Not for my birthday. Because I don't like being celebrated. I don't like being told them having a surprise. I just like surprise. Okay. So acts of service was my number one thing. Number two was receiving gifts.

Words of affirmation was three, which is fine. I really need to be told things. Yeah. That's my number one. That's how I'm the list. That's number one for me. I'm surprised that's number three for you. I would figure.

Well, just the other two are so low. I don't even think this is a high one. He's like, I just physically do not want to be touched. Quality time. Oh, yeah. Bobby's like, dinner's over. I took my last bite, check, please. Oh, I'm the worst at that.

When it's time for the last bite, if I'm having dinner, I need to have the check. Before my last swallow, I'm starting to lean toward the door. No, you already paid. And then the person you're with doesn't even know. And they're like, oh, we're already done. You're like, yep. And some people will be like, oh, that's so nice you did the trick where you pay without me knowing. I'm like, listen, I just want to get out of here.

It works. It's up. And then physical touches last. And maybe it's because I was never physically touched. Like there wasn't a lot of love. Could be. Yeah. In my home growing up.

I was never hugged or kissed or told that I was loved. So maybe that's the thing that there's not a thing. You know? Yeah. Maybe I'm just not. I don't know it. This helps us understand you better. That's good to know.

Because you knowing that were affirmation for me. is number one. I didn't know that, but until just now. I thought you would just know that by being, I don't know. I thought maybe you wouldn't know that. But yeah, I get a lot from like either no words affects me because I start questioning everything. Like if I'm not being affirmed, then my brain goes to all kinds of crazy places.

But if I feel affirmed, then I'm like, I have a sense of peace over me like, oh, calm, like, oh, they do. Okay, I'm doing good. They care. They love me. I'm supported. Oh, well, there you go. I'll start saying things to you.

But I also like a massage. So I'm like words of affirmation and physical touch. Well, I'm acts of service and receiving gifts. Okay, good to know. But it would be good to know, like in my last relationships, if I knew this stuff. Yeah. I would know how to go and show them what they needed to be shown. And they would know.

And people would stop trying to touch me. Do I show them this piece of paper? Like here. But you'd have to know if you're dating someone physical touch is number one for them. You're going to have to be like, you know what? I'm going to need to like hold their hand or scratch their back or whatever. You can touch, right, bones, but you just don't like to be touched? I like to be touch in certain areas.

Okay, that's not what I'm talking about. Okay, this is not. This is just everyday love language stuff, not love language. So dumb. You know what I mean? I haven't been touching like eight months. That's okay. Don't care.

Yeah, different kind of love language. Don't need to know about that love language. Wait, don't you want to know? Nah. I mean, no. I've been hard up. Nope. No, boy.

I had to get out on Fortnite to have any sort of intimate interaction. Well, don't do that. Stop doing that because, no. That's not good. Just to talk to somebody. We talk to you. And we're like, I pay you to talk to me. We're not 10.

Okay, fine, stop pain us. Okay. That's so, I don't like when you say that. I know. Because we, Eddie and I for sure are beyond, we're your legit friends. So like, do you really think that we're only friends with you because we work with you? It's not that I think you're only friends because you work with me. I think that if we didn't work, no, I think, Amy, you and I would be friends forever.

Forever, ever. Forever. I think you don't know the trust with someone until you have to test that trust. You never can trust somebody fully until you, that trust has been tested. We have been through a lot together. Deaths, wins, losses, all the things. So I think you and I have been through so much of us struggle together. We've been together for how many long years?

Yeah, 27 years? Over 12. 12, 27. It feels like 27. Yes. I think you and I would stay friends, even if we weren't working together. Yeah. Eddie and I'd probably drift a bit.

Back and forth. No, I mean, yeah, closeness. We do. Closness, we do. But, dude, you just started paying me, like five years ago. Yeah, that's true. He's been your friend from way before that. I was friends with you before.

But we worked together. But thank you for paying me. Yeah, you're welcome. Appreciate that. Well, anyway, that's my love language. I was friends with you before, too. I did that and I did the idiogram. Is that what's called?

I don't know what's called. I felt like an idiot. Those are numbers. Oh, my sister. is so into the enneagram. It's not even funny. It's a personality test for 2018, basically. Well, it's been around for a long time, but yeah.

It's really hot right now. So Dave Haywood from Lady Annabella was at the house. It's like, you got to do the idioticram. What's it called? Eniogram. E-N-N-E, not Idiogram. Bobby's like the Idiot-Gram. Why didn't do it?

Last night I was doing the Bobbycast and Maddie and Tay were over at the house. Yeah. And they were like, what are you on the Idiot Graham? And I was like, I don't know. This is the one where you're like, you're in number four, you're number two. Yes, with a wing, you can be a wing of another number. Well, I'm a number one hardcore, whatever they. Do you have what's the number one?

Yeah, I don't know. Oh, because I would like to hear because I want to be like, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Because there's strengths and weaknesses to both. We all have strengths and weaknesses, so you have to, you know, take them both for what they are. Do you have the number one? I'm in number one with a hard number three lean. Ooh, that's your wing. What's number one?

Number one is attention of you goes to what is right and wrong being good and energy goes to trying to be trying to improve. You're a perfectionist. I think that's what it is. And then your wing is three, you say? I think so. So you're a performer. What brings success in gaining approval? Energy goes into achieving goals, tasks and prestige.

Yeah. The one that I got zero points on was what they call number two. We're getting too much. It's called the helper. warm concern, nurturing, and sensitive. I got zero points of health. Zero. None.

It's like, hey, you didn't answer the questions about this one here. Oh, I did. Yeah, I did. There's nothing there. Yeah. Yeah, so, yeah, I'm a number one. Whatever.

Number one is called the perfectionist. Yeah. Perfectionist and performer. I would almost flip those for you, but I didn't take the tests. You didn't. That's what I was doing last night, playing Fortnite and taking quizzes.

Fun. Someone says, look at you doing the quizzes in Fortnite. What's the, I was like, That's called being single, man. What else you got to do? Nothing else, right? Hanging out of the house. Watching Instagram stories and doing the things.

Man. There you go. There's a lot about me there. I like acts of service. So start acting. Okay. On it. You're doing a great job today so far.

Thank you. There's a guy who used a corn maze for a proposal. Like a wedding proposal? One man in upstate New York went all out to ask for his girlfriend's hand in marriage. You got to check this out. Travis Drexler used his family's corn maze. Travis had the entire maze mapped out on graph paper using the corn rows as a guide. Well, he showed his bride to be a drone picture.

You got to check out right there. Look at that. It read, Allie, will you marry me? I love that story. And yes, she said yes. The monster corn maze. That's pretty cool. It is pretty cool.

I think, though, this is just me thinking now, next level. If you have cornfield, you probably have one of those small airplanes. A crop duster? I think you take her up on the plane. Instead of the drone. Yeah. Yeah. But again, this is a super romantic me.

Yeah, you just took it up another notch. Yeah. You rent a plane. No, no, I would just think someone would have one. Yeah. So you want to take her up in a crop duster? To look and be, yeah. Aren't those like one-seaters?

Then we crap. Get my laugh. I do. That's a cool story. I like big thought-out proposals. I'm a... You're a romantic. I'm a romantic thinker.

Like, I'm months ahead with things. I'm already going, listen, I had an engagement ring fund. That's very true. money for it when I was 25 years old because I was going oh I'm going to have to buy an engagement ring and I don't have any money so I'm going to start saving now at that point this that fund's long gone but I did start because I thought it would be a thing well do you think now does since you have that on the horizon you'll start one up again I have what on the horizon you have a wife and a kid or kids what on the horizon yeah I don't have a girlfriend of it I thought

that you wanted that to happen in the next year or two yeah but I mean I don't need a fun now Listen, I'm single and have a good job. I have a savings account now. That's true. Then, most of the time, I wasn't. Yeah. I was struggling. Hey, McKenzie and Austin.

Hey, Bobby. What do you think about this? Well, I think I actually have a story that would beat that. Okay, go ahead. So, my friend Tommy, my best friend, Cam, they've been dating for like five years, and he started the proposal process like a year before he was actually going to propose. So he asked me, she was up in school at Dallas at the time, and he's like, hey, I need you to come up and help me plan this.

So I go up to Dallas, spend the weekend, and spend the day out with her. And what he had done, he'd taken my camera, and he's, like, filming, like, little bitty bits and pieces of this entire process. But that, on that day, he surprised her. We walked into the apartment. It was, like, handles everywhere, and he had this, like, everlasting roads, because her favorite movie is Beauty and a Beast. So he had this everlasting rose in a note that said, you know, I'll love you until the last pedal falls or something. And so then for the final proposal, he flew her out to Cambria in California, which is like where she wanted to go forever, and had her friend out there. And he proposed her on the beach, but he had this whole video like he planned it out a year in advance.

And so, but it was just a really cool process to be a part of. You know, I always like the stories where people, they'll buy, let's say, Amy, you and I are together and we're dating. and I buy you a locket, right? And I'm like, I got you this locket and then you wear it forever and then like a year later I'm like, hey, open your locket and you open and there's a diamond ring in there.

I love those stories. But what if I would have opened it? Then that's just a risky deck. Roll the die, man. But what if it's not a locket? Sometimes it's like a hidden locket. Yeah, like I got you a necklace and you've had it for a year

and then I'm like, hey, I want you to type in the code 69, 69, open necklace. I love those type stories. Or I've heard a couple where people will go and buy ring like the first day I met you I went bought a ring. They just say that though, right? No, no, they probably do go buy it. What I do is have a receipt. Yeah. Okay, okay. Just so that if it works out.

Don't be a hater on romance. No, I mean, that is so weird because you're such a loving person and you have such love. You and your husband are such a little. My romance level is zero. Like, I'm romance Dan. You just can't practice it, man. I know, I just look at for someone. Man. So you really think that people go out and buy the ring, like, because they, you know, because they, you just can't practice it, man. I know, I know, just look up to someone. Man. Man. So you really think that people. So you really think that people, like, really feel that way or they're just hoping it works out? Why does it matter? As long as it ends up, right, who cares? That really matters because do you just want a really cool story to tell or did you really

feel like she was the one right away? Maybe that's the one. Maybe that's the thing. Maybe you just felt that she was the one. Yeah. I want that to be the reason why. And then when you break up, you're like, give me the locket. No, you steal it.

Oh, yeah. I need that locket back. Why? Don't worry about it. Yeah, you're on the air, Josh in Texas. Hey, bud. Hey, Bobby, how's it going? Good, man. Tell me a story.

So I am a firefighter, and I drove a fire truck to my wife's house, lights and sirens. Family was all there, and it kind of blew it up, made it loud, and she had no idea what was going on. All the neighbors came out and thought my father-in-law was having a heart attack. I like that. Listen, I, too would think something was wrong. I was the fire truck outside. But I like that. Fire truck, sirens.

Like, no one needed you, right, during that. time. There wasn't like a blaze happening. We'll get to that later. No, I was off at the time. And she said yes. All good? Yes, everything was all good, smiles, and happily married for three and a half years now. Now, look at you guys. Well, I appreciate that call. Thanks a lot, man. I appreciate you. Yeah, man. I like that. What? I need to go to like romance camp. I've already tried to send you. Yeah. Yeah, just listen to me. Right here. Every day. I get camp right here. I was good at broke romance. too.

I found, I was like a DIY king dingling a romance. Yeah. That's pretty cool. Like I was like buying flowers and building playlists on iPods.

Yeah, back in the day. Hey, Morgan number two, you won't understand this because you're 24. But they had this thing called iPods when it was different than a phone. You know, you familiar

with what that is? Music only. It kind of looked like the iPhone. I had an iPod. You couldn't call anyone with it. You would just dance with it with it in your hand. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And so what I had a girlfriend and we were going to have like a Valentine's dinner. And so what I did is I loaded up her, this iPod with her favorite songs. I was like, this is your gift of Valentine's Day. We left her message on it, right?

Well, no, I'm getting to that part of the story. I've had my bad. My bad. Amy, let us talk. So she's like, at the end of Titanic, she stinks, right? And dies. But this is the best part. Hurry up.

So what it was is I got this iPod. I was like, it's a gift I bought you. She's like, oh, great. This iPod is a cool gift. We're just going to have a little dinner around the house. And then I was like, hey, listen to the song. three, I put the song on there, so she's listening, and the song's playing, but I'd edited at the radio station, the song to cut off at like 10 seconds, and I was like, hey, listen, I've

actually left the apartment, so if you walk outside, and so she was like, what? Because I walked out, and boy, I did, I changed clothes real quick, and then she walked out, and I had taken flowers and, like, made a trail all the way down, and I had got, like, a car, and it took, it was a whole thing. Listen, that, dude. I didn't ruin the story, but... Sorry, I got excited. I didn't ruin it. Stop being negative. You kind of threw it away. No, I didn't. It got, that got great. In fact, I was like, guys, genius. That really is a good idea. I thought it was pretty solid.

If you get a girlfriend now, would you do that kind of stuff? What? Yeah. Here's an iPod. No, not iPod. I do it. Now we could do a mixtape for nostalgia. Take the beat.

Put it in the VCR. Watch your favorite movie. What's your favorite movie? And then it's me going, hey, it's me. I just stepped outside for a second. But yeah, that's the kind of thing. It's just the effort. No, but you also have the creativity.

Your brain goes there. My brain would never think of that. I would like to, if I could have the indulgence of the rumors. Yes. I'd like to speak on what I think that women appreciate more so than men is effort. It doesn't take a lot of money to put in effort. And I think that women love effort, to be shown that the man in their life is actually taking the time and thought to put whatever into it. It's not so much about what happens at the end.

It's about all the effort that happens in the beginning and middle. Yeah. And so that's what I learned. I haven't really been able to, you know. I hear that all the time. You're right. Yeah, but those who can't teach. That's true.

Preach. I don't have to work at a water burger to know a great hamburger. That's right. What do you think about that, Morgan number two? Would I be a real treat to date? Yeah, for sure. You're a big romantic. He sounds like a robot.

I should reply with the appropriate answer. Turn it off, both. Okay, well, there you have it. Give me that court music. Judge Common Sense presiding, that'd be mean. Into the chambers comes Morgan number two. So what happened yesterday, Morgan number two? So I had to take my Jeep in, it had a recall, and it was going to be at the shop all day long.

And they had a courtesy driver at the dealership. And I was like, okay, I want to go home. So he took me home. It was about a 20-minute drive. each way. And I was like, ooh, do I tip this guy or since he's a courtesy driver, do I not have to tip? Oh yeah, because it's courtesy. Okay, well, I'm glad you brought this to Judge Common Sense. Now, he didn't have to drive you home, right?

No, but like... It was a courtesy driver. You know what's also a courtesy? Tipping. Did you tip? I did. It wasn't like a huge one, but I did tip him. I just felt like I needed to. Because then how do you know what to tip? You don't. You never do. But here is the general rule about tipping. If you ever wonder, and you can, just do. There are sometimes where we either don't have the money or we don't have the cash, separate but the same. And if you can't, you can't.

But if you can't, for me, I lived on tips a lot of my life, especially when I was busing tables and then waiting tables. And this guy, you probably helped him, you probably helped him out. But it hurt you to give him five bucks. Do you give him five bucks? Yeah, that's what I gave him. I was like, that's the only cash I have. Perfect. Sometimes I'll even say that. I'd be like, oh man, I've only got $3. I'm so sorry. But yes, if you can tip, always tip. Because what's the worst that can happen?

So when he goes, oh, you're being too generous? No, no, I can't. That's the worst that can happen. Well, I will say it was kind of awkward because they're not technically supposed to accept them. Yeah, technicalities. But he was like, yeah, I mean, you can if you want to, but you definitely don't have to. So it's just awkward. Put it in my front pocket.

I won't tell anybody. With your own hand. Yes. You made the right call. The right call is if you ever wonder and you can just do. Because you will help someone out in their life. And what is so bad about helping someone out? No, I can't really think of anything.

Think of the times people have helped us. Think of the times people have helped us. We don't even know they helped us. Yeah, it's hard to think of them because I don't know of them. Exactly. That's exactly it. So Judge Common Sense rules that if you can tip, do tip. All right.

Sounds good. If you're at Subway and you have 70 cents left and you go, you know, I have 70 cents, we're going to put it in my pocket. But there's a cup there. Sure, maybe you go with the sandwich artist, who tips them. But they're human beings. Why would you not help out a human being if you can? It doesn't matter what.

Why would you not help somebody out? Because you need to help at times. Or do you ever leave the change? If you've got change, you leave it for someone else that might need the change. In the vending machine all the time. Leave it right there. Oh, that's fun. Oh, wow.

Yeah. I was trying to teach my kids that that's, yeah, that's nice to do. Because one time I went and I was in nickel short. and I'm going, I have no money, I was the only one of the building, and I put my finger on that slot, and there was a quarter. And I said to myself, if I can, I'm changing someone's day by doing this for the rest of my life. And so, I don't get in the Vindom machine a lot, but if there's change, I leave it. I'm not saying leave 100. People can't afford to do that. But even a dollar, it helps. That's all I'm saying. What are you going to say? That's it. That's what I'm saying.

I mean, yeah, it's a good lesson to teach people. And that's what I was trying to teach my kids about leaving change behind. If you can leave it, sometimes someone comes up to the cash register and they're quarter short or something, whatever, and boom, we left that quarter there. And they're like, they're trying to still understand. And I say, yeah, it's for people that need it. So we're going to leave it. My daughter just looks up with me.

She goes, I need it. So she tries to take it. I'm like, no, no, no. Yes, let's go over to Eddie. Eddie's enter the chamber? Question, Judge. If you have only like $20 or maybe like a big bill, like 100, what do you do?

In what scenario? When you got a tip. You want a tip. Can you break it? Well, so it should have been on you to think ahead. but we don't always think like I said sometimes I don't have cash correct it just depends on the scenario

have you ever given someone just like all right man is all I got take the 20s it's different for me though because I feel like people will get on Twitter and write that I didn't tip them and I'm a big tipper anyway because I live by tips but also I have the rule of if I don't someone would be like Bob bones such a douchebag that he didn't tip me anything or he gave me a dollar yeah so if it isn't uncomfortable to break

it, I think you can break it. It's okay to ask them. Like, I'm sorry, I only have a 20. Do you have any change? I'll tip you? I think it's so. Yeah. And hopefully they do.

But you have to be prepared. If they don't have change, you just got to straight up give them the 20. Oh, that's the hard part. Or give them nothing. Yeah, but that's even worse. It's like, you're like showing them with 20 and you're like, ooh, do bad so sad. You don't change. Now you see it.

Now you don't. I've been with Bobby before. I can't remember where we were. We had a work thing and we had to valet because it was at a hotel. and we came out and you gave the valet guy like a hefty tip because you didn't have change. It was this exact scenario and you didn't have change. You were like, well, you know what? I can.

So I'm going to, whatever. It legit made this guy's night. Like, he got the biggest smile on his face. He couldn't believe it. It probably turned his night around because I'm sure he was used to getting a dollar, two dollar, you know, less than $5 tips for sure. And this is definitely a bill. I think it's all relative. But it was thoughtful.

To what you can do for someone. Right. That's all it's about. I agree. We all can do different things for different people at different times. But what I'm saying is I don't think you planned on tipping him that much for sure. That's all I had. You just legit didn't have any other change.

So Bobby thought about it. He was like, you know what? I've worked. I don't remember this instance. I do. Like it was yesterday. But I believe you. Take this bag full of cash.

That's all I got. I just went to the bank. I'm now a VP of the company. So here, have the car. Go park my car. I'm a parking spot. Morgan number two, you did the right thing. As a general rule, just remember this.

my 24-year-old digital producer. I'm teaching my ways right now. If you can help someone, always help someone. That's just the end of it. All scenarios. If you can do. If you can't, that's okay. But if you can do. Okay. The end.

Yeah. And that makes sense. Case dismissed. Yeah. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones. Now, I made a joke about being a VP in the company. Listen, I don't even know what that means, really. Vice President.

No, I know what those letters are me. Oh, well. But I posted a picture because I signed a new contract. and it's a long deal and there are lots of cool things that I'm able to influence not only in the company but in the industry and so I think that's probably where that title comes from

but it was, I'm going to tell you I posted a picture on Instagram I'm so surprised when people care about things that I do. It has like a thousand comments. I'm looking at it going I can't believe people care. I wasn't even going to talk about it yesterday but Eddie brings it up

and then Amy says something like I won't mention it. I can't believe that people care. Not about that, but about me. That's such a weird thing to see. Well, it's a big deal. Yeah, but I don't even think anyone cares about the deal. I do think that people that care about me. And so, yeah, I'm always like a little bit like, man, that's cool.

I appreciate that. Does that affect your life? Does that make you feel better about yourself? What? That people care about you? In general? Yeah, I mean, that's all. I'm just surprised by it.

Yeah. Because I don't think you expect anybody to care about you. I expected nobody to care about it. Never. I don't expect me to care about me. And so when they do it, yes, it is always a shock. So, yeah, that was the thing. I put it on Instagram yesterday. And people were very kind. So I appreciate that. A lot of artists were writing on there. A lot of listeners for like 10 years riding on there. Crazy. Over to Amy now. You ready for the pile?

Ready. Here's Amy's pile of stories. So in honor of National Avocado Day, which is today, Chipotle is giving away free guacamole. But here's the deal. You have to order on a lot of. online or through their mobile app and enter the coupon code avocado to get the code to go pick it up. You can't like go walk into the store and say avocado when you're at the cash register. That's not going to work.

You can say it. You can, but it's not going to get you the free guacamole. But if you do it on the app and, you know, order it to go, then you're going to get it. How much is the guacamole? Like two bucks? Probably three, four. It depends on what size you get. You guys on how fresh.

Yeah, how fresh. I don't know. Okay. So I saw the e-spoken. Sports stars are going to soon make more than real pro athletes. And it made me think of Bobby and how he's now into Fortnite. I played it one time. Well, yeah, but you get into things.

I'm just letting you know there could be a future because they're seeing it to get to like massive money type potential. And people kind of are turning their nose up in it. Like, yeah, right, it's not going to happen. But let me remind you that the 2016 League of Legends tournament, it took place in a sold-out stadium. Yeah, it's a different thing, though. Why?

You may have a couple of them making more than some athletes, but you're not going to have, you have to think, football, baseball, basketball, hockey, all these sports were, you have thousands of people making millions. Oh, I was picturing like, oh, we're going to make, like, what LeBron makes. No, no, they're not. It is a thing, it is more of a thing than people are giving it credit for, but it's no. Did you see Kobe Bryant might be coming back?

He's not going to play with LeBron. He's not going to have retirement. That's what Shaq said. Okay, well, Shaq should stop. Okay. The Shaq says a lot of things. I only read a headline. The Shack doesn't know near as much about basketball than I do.

That's true. The nerd who doesn't ever play basketball. He never played really. I have no idea if it's true or not. It's just what I read. Okay. And I'm going to end with this sweet little story of this 70-year-old widower who took death to his part really seriously with his wife.

And every day since she passed away for the last seven years, he has taken a framed photo of her with him to the beach so that they can look out at the ocean together because that's what they used to do when they were alive. How long has been doing this? Seven years. Every day. Every day. Wow.

And he, like, has no intention of stopping. I just thought it was, like, a really sweet love story. I'm like, oh, man, you know. Kind of feel sad for him. Yeah, so death. You see that as sad? I see that as like, oh, wow. I see it as they had a real love, but, I mean, he can't get one of those dating websites.

Yeah, death really didn't do them part. Like, he's not letting the death separate him. I think he's, okay, like, letting her go. Like, someone else to spend time with? Well, I also wondered if he did find someone else and they go to the beach together. Does he still bring the frame photo? That's tricky. That's a threes.

Amy, that's what you call. Bones, that's a good one. What is the dating side for the older people? It's in like silver. Silverfish? Yeah, I see it sometimes. Silverfish? No, silverfish is like a disease.

They're like some kind of silver. Silverfish. All right. Is that anything? Yeah, I mean, that's my file. Bobby Boom. Come on. All right, we're out.

We will see you on Wednesday's show. Amy, what's happening today? So I have a friend in town, so just hanging out with her and the kids. Tige and Daniels are a local afternoon show, and they have an interview series called the Tiny Couch Interview. I'm going to go do that today. They asked me to set aside two hours. Are you really going to, did you really set aside two hours? No, I set aside 10 minutes.

Okay. So I'm going to go do that right now. I can't wait to watch that. Those are good. Yeah, we'll see it tomorrow. Thank you so much. Bobbybones.com's the website. And until then, we appreciate you being here.

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