The Bobby Bones Show - Baby Box Update: Lunchbox & His Wife Pick A Baby Name + Should Amy Have Turned Listener Down For Photo With Her Kids?
Episode Date: June 12, 2018In today's Baby Box Update, Lunchbox tells us the baby name he and his wife have agreed on. Also, Amy tells us why she turned a listener down who asked for a photo with her kids. Learn more about y...our ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Folks, it's your buddy and my...
Mr. Bobby Bowles.
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Yeah, welcome to Tuesday show.
Good morning.
Everybody listening.
Your EMLs, if you're listening to us live.
Early morning listening, yes.
One of my favorite things to listen to in the morning is me.
Not really.
I don't ever listen back.
I'll listen back if there's a caller I want to hear, but I still can't stand the sound of my voice all these years later.
By the way, good morning, Sidia.
Morning.
Yeah, yeah.
Sorry.
Sometimes I get on a tangent before I realize we're going here.
Did you know?
you need to wear sunscreen when you drive.
Doctors saying that?
Oh, I mean, yeah, I've heard that.
Huh.
Americans get more sun damage commuting than when they're at the beach.
Huh.
Mainly the left side of their faces.
And if you drive a lot, the left side of your face gets older than the right side because
the sun comes in that side.
I've seen side-by-side images of truck drivers who spend a lot of time on their road of
the left side of their face compared to their right.
And it's what they use as a case to prove this.
Isn't that crazy?
Yeah.
You don't think about it.
Glass blocks UVB rays, but the rear windows in, I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know these letters me, but yeah, apparently it's not a good thing.
Did you know, speaking of doctors that in the mid-1700s, doctors warned against bathing?
Why?
Why?
Because our odors were considered a socially respectable part of our body.
They say that the reason we have hair on places that we have hair where it's odorous, armpits, butt, front, that it's supposed to keep in that odor.
and that was initially a thing
that we were attracted to as humans
but now we don't want the odors
Is that not what it's for anymore?
No.
No.
It could change back.
It could change back.
I mean, yeah.
I know some people that still believe that
D.L's good, good way to go.
Like in you're a caveman,
you try to find the hairiest woman.
She's hot.
You're like, smell.
Hmm.
He smells good.
Yeah, so there's that.
But that just shows you.
that doctors used to say the wrong things.
Yeah.
And they're probably saying the wrong things now, too.
You know, you have to think 50 years ago, doctors were saying, which cigarette would you like?
We were encouraged this one over that one.
Yeah.
Camel.
And just wait, 20 years from now, I'm going to play this back.
And I'm like, I told you guys that sugar was worse than cigarettes.
I've been saying that for years.
You have.
And I'm holding on to that one tight, too.
So, okay, here we go.
Tuesday's show, welcome to it.
Everybody good, by the way?
Totally.
Good.
Great.
Lunchbox is good?
Great.
Eddie, ready for your dad joke of the day, part two?
I'm ready.
All week long.
All right?
Recognizing people doing cool things.
It's ICU.
I see you to Chase Edmonds.
As the 134th pick overall in the NFL draft this year, the running back for the Arizona Cardinals got a $452,000 signing bonus.
He's taking $80,000 of that and paying off his sister student loans straight up.
That's pretty cool.
Yeah.
He told ESPN, when my mom told me her debt, I said, whoa, if I make an NFL, I got her, so he did.
which by the way
I'm going to do the math here
452,000
he's probably going to get
250,000
after taxes
and he's spending $80,000
on her
so 100 and $750,000 he's getting
a $170,000 signing bonus
because he's giving a sister that money
So that's just what you're signing bonus
is what you get to join the team
and then you still get your salary or whatever
but the salary is not guaranteed
NFL cut you anytime.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, there you go.
Look at that dude. That's nice of him.
That is nice of him. Would you do that lunchbox?
No.
For your sister?
No.
Oh.
She has to work for it. I'm not just going to give her the money.
She didn't get me to the NFL.
Oh, yeah, good logic.
Yeah.
Or did she, I mean, did she ever throw the ball with you?
Maybe moral support early as a kid or just love.
All right, there you go.
There's I see you over to Ray Mundo now with the news.
The Bobby Bones Show.
Big Three Stories.
It's producer Raymond President Donald Trump.
That with Kim Jong-un and shook hands.
He's the first sitting president to meet with the North Korean leader.
And President Trump says they have an excellent relationship now.
In airline news, United Airlines flight traveling from Rome to Chicago was diverted after a written bomb threat was found on board.
Luckily, everybody was okay.
And finally, in weather news, Hurricane Bud is growing to a category three storm off of Mexico.
It's going to a weekend before it hits California's Baja Peninsula later in the week.
Greg in Texas, what's up, buddy?
Hey, what's going on, Bobby? How are you?
I'm real good. I appreciate your calling. What can I do for you?
Hey, I just wanted to say thank you.
And I want to start off. I don't want anything from you.
I don't want any, I don't, you know, not expect any airplay or anything.
But I know what you do for the military.
I've been in the Army for 21 years.
And it's people like you.
And just the simple gratitude that I thank you means so much to us.
Well, then let me say thank you.
To you, my friend.
Let me say this.
Oh, it's.
I mean, Amy's husband was in the military for a long time.
He's Air Force.
For me, I look at the military and I go, man, I wish I wasn't such a wuss.
That's what I see.
Because I would have liked to, but I just don't have it in me.
And people like you go out and protect people like me.
You know what I do?
I sit in the air conditioner room and push buttons and say stupid things.
And because of you, I get to do that.
So I appreciate your calling.
But, man, it is just not about me, Greg.
Well, you know, it's people of your caliber and the influence that you have on people that make it more public, you know.
And I've had people buy my meals.
I've had people do this and that.
You know, we get discounts at places here and there.
But, you know, it's the simple thank you that means, to me, it's a simple thank you that means the most.
Well, then I think all of us will say thank you, because I know I feel it.
A sincere thank you to you to you.
And I think, to me, in my mind, you're representing all the people that are serving and have served.
So I thank you, Greg.
I appreciate it.
Yes, thank you, Greg.
And everyone.
Thank you, Greg.
Same thing.
Thanks, Greg.
All right, thanks.
All right, buddy.
Thank you for the call.
Appreciate that.
There is this Fortnite story, by the way.
You know, anybody's kids playing Fortnite?
No, they've wanted to, but not yet.
Why?
Because the other kids are playing it?
Yeah.
But it's kind of violent, right?
It's a shoot-em-up game.
Yeah.
So this girl nine years old is in rehab
after becoming so addicted to Fortnite
that she wed herself to continue playing
and she hit her father in the face
when he tried to take away her Xbox.
Wow.
Whoa.
See? I don't hear this and think bad kid.
I hear this and think there really is something happening with these video games that stimulates our brain in a way.
Wow.
That is the same that other things stimulate our brains.
I'm with you.
I'm with you.
I'm with you.
I don't just think this kid turns rotten all of a sudden because they just want to play a video game.
Because there's really no other history of her doing anything like this.
And interesting.
I wonder what it is about these video games that make them act like that.
Because yes, it's highly addictive.
And I've seen, man, I've seen kids that don't play a lot of video games and kids that do.
and they are extreme opposites socially.
Socially, extreme opposites.
Kids that play video games are?
Anti-social.
Really?
Don't really want to do things with other people.
You're talking about kids that overplay them.
They're like, too much.
Yeah, kids that play a lot of video games.
This nine-year-old girl was playing 10 hours a day.
Okay, that's too much.
I mean, where are the parents, why is there no...
That's when parents need to intervene and it's not allowed to be played that much.
If I started playing, I'd play, and I'd play, and now come to work, and then I'd go back and play.
And now come to work.
That's all I would do.
Bobby, you're not allowed.
So I don't.
We've been there, man.
Thank you.
Amy, did you break your phone?
I did.
Totally.
Totally broke it.
Well, you know, I cracked it right after I got my brand new phone.
I didn't have a case and cracked it pretty bad.
And then I dropped it.
Still no case.
It fell flat, flat straight down on the concrete.
Cracked even more.
But, like, the inside had, like, green lines.
And the whole thing was just a hot mess.
So I couldn't even swipe up.
I couldn't use emojis.
I was like, mm, it's not going to work.
So I just haven't had time to go fix it.
So I just put my SIM card in my old phone and I'm back in business.
You phone breakers are the nuttiest thing to me.
I know.
I've never broken a phone.
You probably have always had the case on it, right?
It doesn't matter.
I still am responsible enough to put a case on it.
It doesn't ever slip out of your hands?
If it's dropped a couple of times, I think once years ago I cracked it, I just went
to replace it.
I've never broken a phone.
I can't believe you spend that much on a phone and you don't get a case.
And you cracked it so you would think, okay,
Now that it's correct, I should immediately put the case on it.
I can't think I'm going to get it fixed and then I'll get the case, you know.
That's just, I know, trust me, lunchbox, I've had the same conversation with myself.
I'm not proud of myself.
I'm not happy.
I'm annoyed.
And here I am with my big old mini iPad again.
The new phone is so much smaller than the big one.
A mom sues after the bus drops her daughter off at the wrong stop.
A Brooklyn mom who is terrified that her five-year-old was dropped on.
at the wrong bus stop is suing the school bus company.
How much think, Aem?
I mean, how much do I think she's suing for?
Yeah.
5,000.
7 million.
Wow.
Seven million.
Seven million dollars.
After scouring the neighborhood, she found her daughter weeping.
Who was so scared she had wet her pants.
Oh, no.
More than 10 blocks away.
No crossing guard at a busy intersection.
She's got a case.
That is terrifying.
Oh, no one's saying.
the bus company is right
and it is unfortunate but $7 million
like where does that number come from
do you just go what's the most money you'd like to have
it's a magical mystery number go
$7 million okay let's sue
kind of like hoping because if you start too
low like then you don't end up
with what you really want
the Department of Education is looking into
the incident should you get a million
dollars
Amy
The thing is you can work a deal out with a bus driver
and so you draw my kid off with the wrong place
I'll sue the school
you'll get fired and we'll split the money.
Wow, plan the whole thing out.
Then you do the whole thing.
If there was nothing, what?
I hadn't thought of that.
Yeah, it's all right.
What do you think?
Do you think she'll get a million?
No, she'd probably get a couple hundred thousand dollars for paying suffering just to shut up.
That's still a ton.
Yes, of course it is.
And the kids probably like, okay.
It's like cool.
The latest from Nashville in Hollywood.
Amy's 32nd Skinny.
The dates have been announced for the 2019 Stagecoach Festival.
If you want to put this in your calendar, it's going to be going down April 26th through the 28th in California.
And heads up, tickets go on sale this Friday for the festival.
Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson are engaged after just a couple of months of dating.
He popped the question last week and sources say she said yes.
And it was earlier this month that the two got matching tattoos,
which a lot of people were thinking it was a little too early for that.
But now they're getting married.
I'm Amy. That's your 30 seconds getting.
It's time for the good news.
With Amy.
Tell me something good.
There's a five-year-old girl, and she has an American girl doll that she takes her on with her.
It looks just like her, eyes air, name.
Anyway, she has had to have open-heart surgery.
Like, again, she's only five years old.
She has a huge scar down her chest.
Well, a doctor at her hospital, Duke Children's Hospital, recently performed a quick 15-minute surgery on her doll.
Oh, that's cool.
So that her doll would, you know, have gone through the same thing that she did, and she can feel
super comfortable and they made
the doll have a scar as well.
That's pretty sweet. I know.
Good for that doctor.
And good for her to have a doll that
still looks like her. Yeah. It's important.
They said it definitely helped her feel more comfortable
with her scar and everything that she's been through.
How about that? How about that? That's good.
Bobby Boneshow
Bonehead.
Story up the day.
This story comes us from Yellowstone
National Park. A 59-year-old woman is recovering in the
hospital after she was gored by a bice.
when she tried to get too close to take a picture.
Oh. These selfie with animal stories.
Yeah. Here's the thing. Before he tells me what happens.
I'm glad that this woman didn't die, right? I don't like how people die.
But if they get a little hurt from this, I'm kind of okay with it.
Because you shouldn't be near animals taking pictures. Wild animals?
Like, we need this story to tell other people don't do it. What's the story?
They're supposed to stay 75 feet away from the bison.
She's like, I think I can get closer.
Of course. Got to within 15 feet.
bison charges her, gores her right in the hip.
I don't even feel bad for.
She broke the rules.
You know what happens when you break the rules?
You pay the consequences.
Yeah.
No report of her family got a picture of the bison getting her or anything.
They did?
No, they didn't.
Oh, you at least got it.
You got to snap the photo, right?
As a consolation prize.
I'd be ready.
Wow, okay.
On Lunchbox, that's your bonehead story of the day.
Folks, it's your buddy and mine.
Mr. Bobby bones.
You know, the question is, do women want a guy with a dad bod or abs?
So lunchbox went out with a microphone and just talk to the ladies.
All right.
Good.
We get to hear from the ladies themselves.
A dad bod or abs?
How would you like your man?
Dad bod or abs?
Dad bod.
Dad bob's way cooler.
Funnier.
Likes to drink beer.
We'll eat a whole pizza with me.
So I'm married to a dad bob.
I like a little abs.
Dad bod for the win
How would you like your man?
Dad bod or abs?
Abbs.
Dad bod.
Ow!
Abbs.
I have to say abs.
They're just sexy.
Dad bod, for sure.
Where'd you think it landed here?
It was 60-40 dad bod.
Yeah.
So here's why I think it's dad-bod.
Yeah.
One of them said it.
Funny, eat a whole pizza with her, drink beer.
It's all a woman wants, man.
But that's not about the body.
Oh.
That's about the fun person.
Oh.
What's your theory then?
They're probably already with someone who has a dad bod.
And so they're going, I want a dad bod.
But this one lady said, I already have my dad bod.
I'd rather have abs.
One lady.
She's a smart one.
How would you like your man?
Dad bod or abs?
Dad bod.
A little bit of dad bodod never hurt anybody.
So, Eddie, if you went to your wife and you said, hey, I can remain as is or I can get ripped up for you, baby.
What would she say?
She'd say, I like you the way you are.
She's being nice.
That quote, she would say just that.
I like you the way you are.
That's nice.
Like a couple weeks ago, she was telling me, she was like,
oh, I just love the cushion on your stomach.
Dude.
Eddie, she's just saying that to make you feel good.
Maybe she really does like the cushion.
Maybe she does like it.
She says she likes it.
She says she likes when she rolls over and she grabs my waist and she feels cushion.
Even Amy left to that because that's not, there's no way.
But she says that, bones.
And you're 60-40 right there.
The proof is in the pudding.
That's not pudding.
It's not.
I just don't know
Go ahead
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know
Take the human characteristics out of it
You can either have a really good looking guy
That ripped up abs or a dad bod
You're taking the in shape dude
Every time
You're taking personality out
Yeah because the personality is that part of the question
Okay you're right but that's not real life
How come there can be a guy in shape with a great personality
That's rare
Y'all guys are so lucky
If you're polling men about women
Nobody's gonna be like
Well because guys are honest
What do you think guys will say?
What are the options?
I'm kind of jealous of this dad-bod, you know, thing sweeping the nation right now.
Because I feel like guys, I don't know what the term is.
Mom-Bod.
Okay.
That's not a term.
It's not a term.
No, am I bringing that into it.
Me neither.
I'm not calling it that necessarily because you don't even have to have legit had a baby.
But I don't know.
But I hear guys, I mean, my husband told me before he likes me with more questions.
See?
That's true, though.
Because I've been skinnier.
There's nowhere for me to go in this conversation that gets me in any sort of a good place.
I'm just saying now guys have permission to be all like,
it's not permission.
Yes.
They're all listening to this right now.
That's right.
All right. So what happening?
So I am out with my husband and my kids, and a listener recognizes us, me, whatever, and comes up and he's like, hey.
And I'm like, hey, can I get a picture?
Me?
I'm like, of course.
That's no problem.
And as we're about to take the picture, he stops and says, oh, can we throw your kids in the pick?
And I was like, no, probably not.
Like, that's not going to happen.
And they're standing off to the side of my husband.
And so I just felt it was awkward because I had to say no and then I felt like I was being rude.
But I know it was the right answer.
Like, I post my kids online all the time.
I'm not above this.
That's not the issue.
But it's with me and I'm taking their picture.
And then oftentimes they know I'm posting it.
or friends post it, but this was a person I don't know,
and then they want me, I just don't want to call my kids over
and force them to take a photo with someone they don't know.
Did you ask them if they wanted to?
No, I didn't even entertain it because I just felt like,
I felt like maybe he shouldn't have asked me that, but.
Lunchbox, what do you think here?
I think Amy was a little rude.
Oh, no.
Oh, wow.
That's what I was worried about.
I don't want to be rude.
Because if you're willing to throw them out there on social media all the time
and take pictures of them, put them up,
you were going to be in the picture with them like you said
and you said oh if you know it's usually just me and my kids
so what if it's one other person in the picture with your kids
well I don't know what they're going to do with it I mean
so you said Amy's being rude Amy's absolutely being rude
huh oh I've been thinking about this okay
I think they're your kids you can do whatever you want with them
yeah you want keep them out of a picture keep me out of picture
they're your kids oh is it rude was I rude
I mean I was nice in how I said it but I don't think there's a rude
when it comes to your kids okay few I don't think there's a rude
Because you know I walked away from that for probably like an hour.
It's all my husband heard was me being like, that was awkward.
Do you think I handled it okay?
Like, oh, I don't want to be rude to listeners.
But, I mean, we were out as a family.
And I took time to go over and say, hey, which I don't expect anybody to want a picture or anything like that.
So I'm always happy to do that.
I just felt awkward.
They're your kids.
Okay.
When they're your kids, you get to do whatever you want.
Okay.
Do you have pictures, not put them in a picture, the listener.
That's you.
You don't. If you pick people you want, that's you.
If you ever put them in a picture with a listener, though, you've got to think back to that one you turn down.
No, that's not the case because I thought about that too. Trust me, lunche. I thought about this scenario every way it could go.
And I've thought, you know, in the future, if it comes up and my kids happen to be around and they're talking to that person and it's like, hey, let's snap a pick.
And the kids are like, geez. It's all up to you in every instance.
Okay.
Kristen in Alabama, what's happening?
I don't think it's appropriate, Bobby.
For kids are off limits for patient for having a person.
fans ask to take a picture with Amy and the two kids I don't think it's appropriate.
Listen, I agree with you, they're Amy's kids. To be fair, Amy does put them all over the
internet in a public platform all the time. I post, I have two little boys. I post them on
social media, but I'm posting them. I'm not having anybody else post them. I've locked my
Facebook down tighter than Alcatrye, so I know who's seeing pictures of my boys.
I agree with you, but Amy's also a public figure. You're not.
Oh, true, true, true.
Never want to be Amy.
Props to Amy.
No, no props to Amy.
No, no props.
Wait, Mommy, it sounds like you're not on my side.
I can't figure out where you're all.
I'm obviously on your side.
They're your kids.
But I'm just saying it's not completely crazy for the person to ask.
Oh, yeah.
No, I just felt bad in making sure that my answer was justified.
Like, it was okay.
Because, yeah, I do post pictures of them and I didn't want to be rude.
Yeah, I listen, I just like to pick sides.
You know what I mean?
Like switch sides.
Yeah, I like the devil's advocate.
I'm just playing devil's advocate.
That's right.
In the end, they're Amy's kids, and she could put them up every single day,
but decide she doesn't want them up on another person's page, and that's her decision.
Much like she does with me.
She'll be like, no, you don't put a picture up, Bobby.
I'd be, thank you, Amy.
Yeah, appreciate that.
Listen, a lot of calls about this.
I think we all agree that they're Amy's kids.
She decides.
Hey, Brandon, you're on the air.
Bobby, how's it going?
What's up, buddy?
What do you want to say?
I think it was inappropriate of the listener to ask.
I mean, Amy is the public figure, as I just said.
heard you say, but her kids, that's something very private. As a father, I probably wouldn't have
handled it as great as she did. Well, okay, I'm going to have to step in here again. I do not think
it was inappropriate to the listener to ask. I think it was appropriate for you to say no if you wanted
to, but we had them on the radio yesterday. Yeah. They were on, they're on Facebook. It's not
inappropriate for the listener to ask. Yeah. Okay. I'm just saying, because this poor listener,
probably listening right now going, what do I do, man? Yeah, yeah, yeah. They are semi-celebrities.
You throw that celebrity word around.
They're recognizable.
Well, that's what I mean.
People know who they are and they feel like they know them
because you put them out there and so they want to have a piece of that moment.
Yeah.
If they asked Eddie's kids, I would say no because Eddie keeps the kids off the internet completely.
Yeah, it's a different story.
But I don't think the listener was inappropriate.
You know what I'm saying, Brandon? Come on.
Weird to ask.
I mean, if somebody would have a picture with my daughter, that's just...
You're not a public figure and you didn't put your daughter on the radio or on the internet.
What about your rule, Bobby, of if someone...
someone's with their kids.
Oh, no, they should have never talked to you with your kids.
So this goes out.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
This thing's dead from the beginning.
You shouldn't even have approached Amy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You should never, no, it's not.
You should never, if people are with their kids or eating food, you should never mess with them.
Period.
No, yeah.
Amy, I'm just playing the radio game here.
I got you.
I can pick any side.
And to be, to clarify that, too, I did not mind that this person came up and said anything.
And I was, I talked to him, we took a picture.
I just felt bad that I had to say no about my kids hopping in the pit.
Well, there we have it.
I don't think you did anything wrong.
Okay, good.
I definitely don't think the listener did anything wrong either, though.
Me neither.
You did bring it to the table for discussion.
Because I was worried.
I felt that.
I mean, I thought about it, like, for an hour after it happened.
It was like, ooh, that was awkward.
I hope I handled that okay.
You did.
Thank you.
You'd be you.
That's all you can handle.
Yeah.
Not me?
Not me?
And sometimes if people are unsure if it's me, I mean, they may think.
it's me and my husband and then they have
C2 Haitian kids following and they've got
my face on their shirts. And they're like, okay, got
on. And pimping joy. I'm like,
okay, we could be giving ourselves
away right now. There you have it.
At 72 years old,
two women learned they were switched at birth, thanks to 23 and me.
What? Their whole life.
Do you even want to know at that point? Because I don't think I do.
Man. I don't think I do. DNA test confirmed
that Denise and Linda were switched at
birth in
1945.
Only a few
weeks have passed
since they learned
they didn't
as infants
go home with the
right family.
Whoa.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
I wonder if one of them
was like really
rich.
Oh, what if it's like that?
Your life.
Yes.
Parent trap
but just like
exactly.
Not twins.
Oh no.
Either 23
and me made a mistake
or I was switched
at birth and they did it
again.
It turns out 23
and me.
This is not a commercial
by the way.
This isn't the news.
I mean, yeah, I just feel like I would want to know
what I would want to know younger so I could get to know.
Well, you don't get that option.
I know.
I mean, if we got to pick, I would not want to be switched at birth.
Right.
You know?
Yeah, because, I mean, they're 76, so their parents have to be gone, right?
Yeah.
You don't have to be.
I mean, Amy's dad.
How old's your dad?
It's like 77.
Yeah, see?
They could have many's five.
I mean?
So, yeah, there's that.
I just think I either don't want to know or only be told of my dad.
deathbed
seconds away
from when I'm going
It's like
I'd like to give
my final goodbyes
Well me and all
You've been switched
at birds
Oh
I'm out
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
So yeah
I saw that
Amy was reading
me the menu
from the
Donald Trump
Kim Jong-Lan dinner
Yeah
Yeah
Because I was watching
it last night
I mean
I was doing
commentary
On my
Instagram
as it
was going
It was
funny
Yeah
They had
A little
lunch
And it
Was it
lunch?
Yeah
It included
prawns, a beef short rib confi.
I don't know. What's that? Fried rice.
Okay. And Hogandas ice cream.
Nice. How'd Hogendos get that name in there?
I don't know. They got the sponsorship. They sponsored it. They flew Trump out there. They flew
Dennis Rodman out there. Yes.
Oh, Dennis. Was he there? Yeah. Oh, yeah. He was crying on TV last night.
You what? Yeah, because he got death threats for meeting with, you know.
Kim Jong-un. Yeah. He's been doing that for years, hasn't he? Or is I call him? Maybe the dad, too.
The sweetest haircut around.
He does have a nice cut.
Dude, he has like a pinky toe coming out of his head.
It's perfect.
Can you?
Yeah.
I mean, that guy.
That Kim Jong-old.
He's only 34.
Did you know that?
Yeah.
Pitbull puppy saves a family from a fire
and then carries a baby by the diaper.
Did you guys see this?
A hero pit bull saved a baby girl and her family from a nearby fire that spread into the home.
Here's a clip here.
Open it and she runs in and starts barking at me like crazy.
And I was like,
okay, this is weird.
This is not her.
She had already had my baby by the diaper and was like dragging her off the bed.
And I was like, oh my gosh, you know, what are you doing?
Is that crazy?
So crazy.
Well, let me say this.
All pit bulls are good.
I just said it.
That's what we gather from that.
And listen, I believe that dogs are raised by their environment.
And what they're raised in makes them how aggressive or not aggressive they are.
Just like us sometimes.
Yeah, probably seem like people.
Yeah.
I had to put a bull for 15 years.
Never once did he ever get aggressive with anyone or anything.
Ever, not one time.
And so it always irritates me when people go,
ah, it's a bad breed, let's eliminate them.
What if they did that to big humans?
Terrible.
Because it's just big, they do it too.
They're like, oh, this dog's big, we should eliminate them.
What if we'd eliminate all the big humans?
Nah, they could be aggressive.
He's over 6'3.
Off with his head.
Blake Shelton out.
Oh, we'd miss out on some good country music.
Yeah, no more.
Downtown's dead with dogs.
Yeah.
With Brian, out.
Dang.
It would only be the smaller artist.
I mean, which they're talented too.
Brad Hazley's good.
Justin Moore.
Justin Lynch.
Yeah, like, you're good.
You're to the front.
It's time for the good news.
With lunchbox.
Tell me something good.
Last week, some kids were running a lemonade stand trying to raise some money for charity
and they got shut down.
No permit.
And country time lemonade.
said enough is enough
with kids getting their lemonade stand
shut down. All over the country it happens
because they don't have permits. So they started a
fund called Legal Aid,
like a play on lemonade,
and they're going to reimburse kids that get shut
down $300 and they're going to buy them
all permits. Anywhere around the country, you just
have to apply. They'll pay up to $300
if you get a fine or they'll pay for your
permit. Love it. Man, country on
lemonade used to be the jam back in the day. Oh, man,
let me tell you. We used to have Countrytime
lemonade at Sam's Club and we put it in those
big old five gallon buckets and we drink it all day as we were pushing carts.
Yeah.
In the can?
In the can.
In the powder you dump it in.
Yes.
Oh, so you mix up the powder.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So good.
Oh, yeah.
Takes me back to 6416.
What's that again?
Sam's Club 6416.
Store number.
I saw that you had reunited with a lot of your Sam's Club boys over the weekend.
Yeah, one of them moved to Hungary and I hadn't seen him in nine years.
And so he was true.
Yeah, hungry.
Yeah.
Hungary.
Hungary.
He's a Hungarian now, I guess.
So we all got back together.
He was in town, so I flew down there, and we got to meet his baby, and we drove by the old store and just kind of reminisced and talked about memories of pushing carts.
You drove by the old Sam's Club.
Yeah, they got shut down.
It's no longer there.
Was it profitable or what?
Oh, it was profitable.
They closed a bunch of Sam's.
I don't know what happened.
Probably because they're more profitable.
That's usually what happened.
I didn't have access to the book, so I don't.
I don't know why they shut that one down.
But yeah, it was sad.
It was just not there.
Oh, man, it's weird.
We were going to get a cart.
No carts left.
Okay.
So, yeah.
But going back, country time, lemonade, legal aid.
If you want to set up a lemonade stand.
Absolutely.
Don't worry about that permit.
Legal aid.
Country aid.
They got your back.
Country aid.
Okay, he's just saying words at this point, but I like it.
I like it.
That was Tell Me Something Good.
Bobby Bonson show.
The latest from Nashville in Hollywood.
Amy's 32nd Skinny.
Garth Brooks made an announcement.
for his fans. He revealed he's releasing a new song next Tuesday and the name of the single
will be revealed on Monday. It's an upbeat song, perfect for the summer, and he renounced that he'll
have some other news about his tour on July 9th. That's a lot of dates. Agarthe coming by
Friday to talk to us. Oh, okay, so we'll have more of an exclusive. Kylie Jenner, she has cut out
all of the pictures of her baby on Instagram. She deleted all the photos of Stormy. You won't
find her there, and then she posted a selfie of herself, and you can tell that the baby is cut out.
She is not addressed why she has made this decision to do this.
But in case you're following her and you're wondering where's stormy, she's done it on purpose.
Well, one, I've been wondering where's stormy?
All day long, thank you.
You're welcome.
And two, it's probably the same listener that asked for a picture of you with your kids.
Probably one half of them was like, hey, let me get a picture of that stormy.
You know what I mean?
So then she decided to take her off Instagram.
Yeah, they'd be like, no, rude.
By the way, lunchbox is letting you have it online.
Why?
No.
He says you're rude.
I did.
I said she's rude because she plays.
puts them on social media so I feel like they're,
they're public figures then.
So if you ever post a picture of your baby.
You put them on social media once a day.
And so if I put one picture of my baby, it's totally different.
Well, you don't have a baby yet.
It's all hypothetical right now.
But just because I post a picture of my kid,
you think I should let my kid in all pictures with all listeners.
Yeah.
If you're willing to put them out there on social media,
for them to like them and to get your likes and for people to get to know them,
when they see them in public,
they're going to ask for pictures.
No, I wasn't saying that they were at fault for asking me.
I was asking y'all if it was okay that I said no.
Absolutely, it's okay.
They're your kids.
I say it's okay for you to say whatever you want about your kids.
And I say that if you're going to put them on social media like that and want listeners to like them
and the listeners see them in public and want a picture, you got to let them get a picture.
So you and I disagree?
Yes.
We totally disagree.
Interesting.
Okay.
So her kids are fair game all the time.
All the time.
Interesting.
She is making them a public figure.
By the way, she posts them on social media, so public figures.
I'm not denying that part.
I just don't think I have to let them in a picture with a stranger.
Usually let all strangers hold them, too.
All right.
I agree to disagree.
If it's crushing candy, getting boring, and you want to try something new,
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That's right. What's your name?
Morgan number two? We think you should play
too. Turn it into a competition. Do you really
play Morgan number two? Yeah, I really do. Yeah, me too.
I played a lot. I play it a lot. I played a lot.
Listen, it really, it's called Best Fiends.
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Morgian number two, loves it as well.
So there we have it.
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Folks, it's your buddy and mine.
Mr. Bobby Bones.
Let's go.
Transmitting across America.
This is the Bobby Boll show.
That's right.
Now, here it is.
Turn it up.
Of all the places in all the world,
you chose to listen to us this morning.
Oh, yes.
I like that.
So nice.
Yeah, listen.
Or for whatever reason you're just stuck listening.
Oh, or the knobs broke in and you're stuck listening to us.
Hey, thanks.
I'm Bobby.
That's Amy.
That's Lunchbox.
And Eddie sits over there.
So we appreciate you hanging out with us.
You can always call us too.
And if ever there's anything you missed and you're like, I would like update on that.
Our phone number is 877-Bobby.
Other shows may take you for granted.
We don't.
Do we guys?
No, no chance.
Nope.
Nope.
We know of all the stations and all the places you're here with us.
Now over to Amy with the Morning Corny.
The Morning Corny!
What do you call a cinnamon dunt?
Oh, wow, wow.
Oh, no.
Gosh, how embarrassing.
That's embarrassing.
Over to Eddie the dad now.
Wait, what?
I don't eat.
Oh, dear.
The dad joke of the day.
What do you call a belt with a watcher?
on it. What do you call a belt or the watch on it?
A waste of time.
Oh! That was amazing!
Wow! That was good.
You're going to give Amy another chance?
I mean, whatever. I don't...
If I can't talk...
I mean, I didn't know if I mess up
one word. I get completely eliminated.
You only have seven words, though.
Okay. Hey, ma'am, you ready?
If you mess this one up, I may have to go ahead.
It's fine. It's fine. I'll just wait till tomorrow.
Maybe you should probably do another one.
I'll just wait till tomorrow.
The morning corny.
What do you call a cinnamon bun that does well in school?
What do you call a cinnamon bun that does well in school?
An honor roll.
I mean.
That was the morning corny.
Maybe y'all didn't do well in school.
You don't get it.
Oh, blame it on us.
Yeah, blame it on us, of course.
Well, well, well, here we are.
All awkward now.
Why is it awkward?
Yeah, hit the songbell.
Yeah, let's just get out of here.
If it ever
It's awkward
We just leave the room
You know
That's what I did
Nice work game
Great work
Ed is
Great work in
Great time
Yeah
Greg in North Carolina
What's up bud
You good
Greg
Greg
Greg
Eddie Greg
What's up
Buddy
Yeah
I just
Want to get an
Update
on
I guess you can say
Baby Box
Update
or Unspoters
You got it
Baby Box Update
If you ask for it
Baby Box
Update
You shall
receive. So Lunchbox's wife is due in August. Man, all over two months. You'll be a dad for the
first time. Yep. Crazy. So you guys have been working hard on trying to find a name you both agree on.
Yeah, because we had to find a gender neutral name because we don't know if it's a boy or a girl,
so we're trying to come up with names that are gender neutral and we both like it.
So what are some of the names that you've suggested that she's rejected? Axel. She said,
I said Dawson.
Like the creek, yeah.
That's exactly what she said.
She goes, you can't because Dawson's Creek.
And I was like, wow.
Yeah, what else?
Duncan.
Dukton.
Yeah, of course.
Go ahead.
He didn't argue that one.
Starbucks.
Lacked the coffee.
She liked Mabel.
Uber.
Target.
Like the store.
Duncan is not Duncan Donuts.
At this point, it is.
It is.
It is.
Yes, you used to work there.
I know, but I thought it was a great name.
Sam's Club.
Walmart 625, 7.
So, okay, you had all these names.
All these names keep getting rejected.
It couldn't come to turns with one.
And we finally came up with a name that we both like.
Ladies gentlemen.
You're being serious.
Being serious.
Who suggested it?
My goddaughter.
New wrinkle in the story.
How old is she?
She is about to be 11.
And it's her middle name.
She was like, because her name is Veda, Cameron.
And so she was like, what about Cameron?
And we were like, whoa, that's good.
So we like Cameron Avery, gender neutral, boy or girl.
True.
Cameron Avery.
Yeah.
Because Cameron can be a boy or a girl.
Avery can be a boy or a girl.
Boom.
And we got that from an 11-year-old.
Genius.
And it's like special because it's her middle name and it's your goddaughter.
And there you have it.
Is that the name though for sure?
Not for sure, but that's the first name we've agreed on.
That's cool.
Wow.
That could be it.
So we wrote it down.
Cameron, Avery, we're practicing it around the house.
Cameron, come here.
Oh, wow, you guys are yelling it in objects.
Just like, hey, green beans.
I mean, Cameron.
I used to do that.
I used to pretend kids.
Well, there's no house phones these days.
But whenever I was trying to get pregnant, like, I don't know, eight years ago and we were going through names, I would picture kids calling the house and it ringing and being like, you know, it's Cameron there.
Yeah.
You like it?
It sounds pretty good.
It's a cool name.
Yeah, I like it.
Yeah, I like it too.
Can I suggest one more?
April.
I didn't know you're doing the first and middle name.
Yeah.
And gender neutral.
Can I suggest chick filet?
That's funny.
No, it's not funny.
This is not a joke.
All of a sudden he's serious.
This is not a joke.
This is my child you're talking about.
We're not joking around.
I do like Cameron.
No, Duncan's a cool name.
We're going to name after an 80s singer or a place I get my donut holes.
You pick.
Listen, I think Cameron Avery is a good name.
I did too.
It's pretty crazy.
Do you feel like that might, let me back up.
That probably could be it.
Yeah.
because that was
we've been doing so
I can't even
there's so many names
we've thrown out there
that have been
by one of us
or the other
or both of us
don't like it
and so
this is the first one
and we're
less than three months away
why did you look at your watch
that you're not even
it's got the month time
on his watch does
he was talking
and he goes
we're less than
three months away
and look at his wrist
he doesn't even have a watch on
like we are officially
in the third trimester
I love it
that you're excited
about it. Yeah. So what's wrong with
Mabel? Oh my, come on.
That sounds like a 90-year-old grandma.
Those names are going to come back here. And it's not
unisex. A bit you're predicting. What do you mean?
Mabel? Oh, Mabel Winslow
from sixth grade? I used to play football with him.
That was the guy? He played running
back in Mount Pines. Yeah.
Mabel Winslow.
For real? No, no, no.
That's cool. I like it. Listen. Lanswots, do you like
Cameron better or Avery better?
I like Cameron better than Avery. I feel
like Avery sounds a little girlish.
It does. It does.
But you could still.
Avery Johnson, though, the basketball.
That's what I'm saying.
And the guy from Nashville.
Avery.
Yep.
You ever seen Nashville?
He's an actor.
I've seen a few episodes.
Well, congratulations on making a good step forward.
You want to hear some other things?
Oh, do I ever?
Yeah.
Okay, hold on.
Yes, I do.
They say, survey says that.
Oh, wait.
Are you going to tell us what size the baby is?
Oh, you're good.
Yeah.
I love this game.
Baby Box Update.
The baby's lungs are developed enough that it was,
If it was born today, it would survive.
Wow.
That is crazy.
Eyelashes, complete, and it can now get the hiccups.
Yeah, the baby can get the hiccups now.
That's the first time ever.
So your wife is seven months pregnant?
Yes.
Third trimester.
To say third trimester, that is so scary.
And do you want to know what it's the size of?
Yes.
Baby Box is the size of it.
Eggplant!
Yeah!
Eggplant.
Yeah.
Has it not been an eggplant yet?
I love it.
It goes from like a bigger
vegetables.
Last time it was a piece of kale.
Tomorrow is like, baby box is now a grape.
You're like, wait a minute.
It was an eggplant.
A little eggplant.
And Baby Box is weighing in at approximately
2.2 pounds right now.
Wow.
Yeah.
A 2.2 pound eggplant.
What up.
Maybe name Cameron Avery
I think in your honor
I'm gonna send everybody I know an eggplant emoji
today.
Yeah.
That's a good idea.
They don't like that.
Yeah.
I'm just gonna be like eggplant, eggplant, egg plan.
Yeah, you should do that too.
Send it to everybody.
No, I don't send emojis people.
I don't do that.
Yeah, but this is a special occasion.
No, he's next week it'll change.
Congratulations, bud.
Thank you.
That's cool.
Greg, you feel good with that?
Oh, yeah.
I'm good with that.
Thanks, buddy.
There you go.
Baby Box Up.
complete.
The Bobby Bones show.
Top news. Netflix went down
all around the globe yesterday.
How about that?
Netflix goes down for a few hours.
According to the independent,
people got an error message.
What?
That's scary.
That's right now.
Like a little bit of anxiety.
I know I'm like, oh, I miss that.
There was a power outage near my house.
They cut all the internet, right?
I was so flustered.
I was on till.
I was like, what do I do?
I turn my phone up as a hot spot
and I kept checking it
I kept reset in the box
that's how the world's going to end
we're going to be so dependent
on all these technologies
that when they finally get eliminated
we're not going to know how to work effectively
we don't know anyone's number
because of cell phones
oh true
we're going to eventually not know how to get anywhere
because of GPS on our phones
and so that's the decline
of our civilization
is that these technologies are being invented
we start using them
we lose
any ability to fend for ourselves
so when they're eliminated
we're all dead.
How are we going to find stuff out without Googling it?
Dirk's Bentley.
What's up?
He's got it figured out.
Why can you just yell Dirk's his name?
What are you thinking about Amy?
What?
I'm talking about.
No, I'm thinking he's on to something.
He's beautiful.
What?
Interesting.
No, I mean, he's practicing
detaching himself from being dependent
on electronics.
Yeah, the old cook.
The Bachelorette gets cut off for a special report.
Had it on last night?
This is my second.
story this morning. I'm watching some of the
Bacheloret. I'm going to do some commentation,
commentary, commentating.
And I'm like, oh, what's happening
here? And there's a limo driving up.
And then Jong Un gets out. I'm like, wait, I'm trying
to watch the Bachelorette.
Fondh. Flipped it over.
Wow, I didn't realize they interrupted the Bachelorette.
What are they thinking? Yes.
Here's the thing, too, about special reports and news.
In this land of splintered media,
let the news stations cover
that. Yeah.
Again, I love the news.
I love consuming all of it
But I was going to flip over to
See an Interfox News and watch it
But now I was trying to watch a Bachelorette
I'm trying to watch John Un and on the
Network
Yeah, all the channels don't need to go to that either
Exactly
They don't stop it
Okay, this is 2018
So The Bachelorette gets cut off for a special report
on John Un and Donald Trump
Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson are engaged
Isn't that crazy? They've been living together a few months
Is she pregnant probably then?
Maybe
I don't know
I think they started dating in May.
Is that rude to me to say if they're engaged?
Maybe they're just really in love.
It says a few weeks of dating.
Yeah, I think it's been like a month or two,
but they got matching tattoos like at the beginning of this month.
Maybe they're just so in love and good for them,
but I think if someone gets engaged super quick,
for example, I thought Amy was pregnant when her and her husband got engaged.
But she wasn't.
She wasn't.
But Amy's like, hey, I met this guy.
We also just got engaged.
I was like, what?
I was like, you're pregnant?
She's like, no, I'm not.
So, Ariana Grande,
and Pete Davidson. Hey, good for the funny guy.
Yeah, not so good looking funny guy. I love that.
I think more women should adhere to this policy.
If someone's kind of funny and kind of dorky looking, just throw it at him.
Yep. Let's get married. Give him a chance.
He's like, I'm dating Ariana Grande. I better propose.
Oh, for sure. Lock that up.
And they met just when she went to Saturday Night Live.
That's what I read.
Man, who knows. I just read the headline. I looked at a picture.
and went, I need to talk about that.
Hey, good gift for him.
Yeah, great.
Good good.
Another win for the little guy.
The Glow, season two trailer is out.
Did you guys watch that on Netflix?
No.
Fantastic show.
You liked it a lot.
Loved it.
So it's out.
The show returns on June 29th.
And those are the big news stories that I felt needed to be talked about.
I was ready to watch The Bachelor out last night.
I had got my bed all comfortable.
John Un pulls up.
We're like, we now break the coverage.
And they weren't chasing those two, like TMZ Popper.
It was amazing.
On my Insta story, I'm just recording it.
I'm doing commentary on that since Baxterrat wasn't on.
And the reporters are running, trying to catch them.
It was amazing.
It was like TMZ that are fighting for camera position.
Yeah, so all that happened.
There you go over to Morgan number two real quick, because she's 24 and, you know.
So we just got the first look at Ryan Gosling as Neil Armstrong.
Oh, there's a...
Amy, stop it.
She's like, Dirk Spitz.
What does Dirk's have to do with this?
You just yelled Dirk's name in the middle of a segment.
No.
With no sort of backstory.
The fact that he moved.
There was so much backstory to your yelling Dirk's that wasn't stated.
The fact that he took his iPhone, went to a flip phone because he wanted to go record a record that came out this week.
And he's like learning how to live in the mountains.
Yeah.
Not really, but.
The mountains.
He's glamping.
He's, okay, fine.
Whatever he's glamping.
I'm just saying like.
Glammer camping.
Oh, okay.
Does that mean he's like staying at a resort?
It means.
I'm sure he's roughing it with the tin.
Are you sure?
What's he wearing in that tent?
I don't know.
What do you picture him wearing?
Guys, stop it, flannel boxers.
Shut up.
Neil Armstrong, what?
Yeah, yeah, go ahead.
So he is going to be playing Neil Armstrong
in the first man coming out in October.
It's essentially a movie about real-life events
that led to NASA's successful Apollo 11 trip.
That's cool.
And you mostly care about it because...
Ryan Gosling looks awesome as Neil Armstrong.
I'm more of a history buff.
Like, I care for the...
But Ryan Gosling does like pretty awesome.
I'll be honest with it.
Yeah, he does.
I wish he wouldn't get girls.
You know what I mean?
Why?
Is he married?
I want more Pete Davidson's to get girls.
He's single?
No, he's married, right?
No, he's with Eva Mendez.
Well, I mean, he's not married, though.
Are they married?
They have kids.
Oh, my gosh.
Where have I been...
Ryan Gosling.
That's where you've been.
All right.
So, 24-year-olds care about...
That's right.
Ryan Gosling...
Playing...
Yeah.
There you go.
Thank you very.
very much and that's what the 24 year olds care about.
It's time for the good news.
With Bobby.
Tell me something good.
There's a 15-month-old baby named Chloe.
The baby stopped breathing.
So our mom calls 911 and goes,
hey, I need somebody.
And the cops aren't there,
so she runs out into the street.
Seas a cop at a stoplight.
Runs up to the car with a baby in her arms
and her arms just beating on the door.
They're like, what's happening?
The officer Daniel Newman, 29 years old, gets out, had never performed CPR on a baby before.
I'd practiced it, but had never done it.
And gives the baby CPR and saves the baby.
Wow.
They believe that a seizure may have been triggered by the baby's high fever.
Stayed at the hospital overnight, it's fine, though.
Was watching Elmo's world as of this weekend.
Oh, man.
But the mom ran out, saw the cop car, then the officer was like, okay, here we go.
Officer Newman.
And save the baby.
Isn't that awesome?
Yes, I love it.
That's a tell me something good.
That was Tell Me Something Good.
Folks, it's your buddy and mine.
Mr. Bobby Bones.
Let's go.
So our phone screener Hillary is coming into the studio now.
She has a pretty interesting question for all of us.
Our 25-year-old phone screener, she answers when you call the show, Hillary.
Good morning, Hillary.
So Hillary's talking about a wedding.
and I think they're asking about tattoos
and people in the wedding
should have to cover up their tattoos
for the pictures.
Oh, wow.
Yeah, so what's the story?
Yeah, they're wondering if it's rude
to ask a bridesmaid one of their best friends
to cover up their tattoos
if they're in the wedding
for pictures and stuff.
So is this someone you know?
Somebody I know, but I've been in a wedding
before with my best friend
had to ask her cousin to do it.
Oh, yeah, which she did,
but now somebody else is asking.
So she's like, hey, we're going to take pictures
I would like for you to cover your tattoos because they look tacky?
Yeah, just with the dress, like if they have them on their arms and you're wearing strapless dresses,
they think it may look a little bad in photos.
How do you feel about that, Hillary?
Oh, I don't know.
I mean, it's their day.
So, I mean, if my friend, if I had something, they wanted my hair a certain way or me to cover something,
I would do it because it's their day and they're my best friend.
What have they said?
I need you to cut your hair.
I don't think I would do that.
Cutting hair is different than covering something.
That's a big ask to cover up a part of you.
It's like, hey, I want you in the wedding picture, but I want you to also cover up a part of you.
Yeah, but I don't like your face.
Yeah.
Could you wear a patch over that eye that's watering?
Could you wear makeup?
Well, here's the phone number.
877-Bobby.
Should the person with the tattoo covered up for the picture?
Or could they ask the photographer to Photoshop the tattoos out?
It's the same thing, though.
Like, isn't it an insult to the person who's decided this is such a, I have a tattoo of Arkansas on my arm.
If someone said to me,
I don't like that tattoo.
It looks like a big blob on your arm.
I would go, you know what?
It is a big blob,
but it's very special to me,
and I don't want that taken off
of any picture that I'm in.
My first book cover,
maybe the one,
the other one.
You see my tattoos,
and they don't fit perfectly,
but that's a part of who I am.
And if you want me,
you get all of me.
I'm totally for tattoo girl on this one.
Really?
I've walked myself into this.
Yeah.
As tattoo guy myself,
I got a three.
If someone said,
hey, would you mind blocking out the tattoo?
I have my grandma,
my mom, both are initials on my arm, and I have the state of Arkansas.
These are all home tattoos that mean a lot to me.
Someone said, please remove them?
I'd say, no.
Then you don't want me.
If you don't want what represents me, you don't want me.
That's why I would say.
Lunchbox, you don't agree.
No, if you want class in your picture.
Class.
That's what some of these people, the old school thinking is it's classy not to have tattoos
and they want a pure picture.
Pure.
Take the tattoos away.
Class and purity.
Yeah, sorry.
It's their day.
get to decide how it's shot. They want you to stand on the left. You stand on the left. You can't say,
no, my good side's the right side. You have to do what they say. It's different than covering a
tattoo. I don't know. What were you going to ask me? Well, listen, your mom's handwriting before
she passed away is written on your arm. Says Joy. Yeah. What if someone said, hey, I love you to be
in the picture, but that tattoo is kind of gross to me. Yeah. No, I wouldn't, I wouldn't, I wouldn't,
I would feel weird. And me as a bride, I would never ask one of my bridesmaids to cover something
about them up.
So, I don't know.
Well,
maybe I ask them to get a spring tan.
But I have Hillary in here
not answering the phones.
I'm sorry, if you want to go get on the phones.
Yeah, no, I'm talking to our phone screener,
and I'm going to put callers up,
but they're all just ringing.
Also, like, I've known people
that their bridesmaids pregnant,
they kick them out
because they're pregnant
and it doesn't look good for the pictures.
Oh my gosh.
You know people?
Yeah.
You know old school, Eddie.
They don't like people to be pregnant.
Yeah.
That's not pure to have a pregnant.
My sister was pregnant during my wedding.
You want people to look at you, the bride, not to be like, oh, let me check out that tattoo.
No, it's all about the bride.
Cover the tattoo.
I would get out of the picture if someone said, hey, tattoo or leave?
I would leave.
Like, I'm out.
Thank you.
Well, we'll take some calls.
It's an interesting scenario, though, huh?
Yeah.
An interesting scenario.
So, girls getting married.
One of her friends has tattoos.
She says, hey, to be in the wedding picture, I need you to cover up your tattoos.
I was like, what?
So this is Hillary, our phone screener's story, one of her friends has happened to.
I would not cover my tattoos.
I would get out of the picture first.
Katie and Tennessee, you're on.
Thank you for calling.
What would you like to say?
So when I got married, I got married two years ago.
And when I got engaged to my now husband, my mother-in-law told me that I needed to buy a long-sleevee wedding dress because I have tattoos on my arms.
And I didn't, I got married in March in East Tennessee, and it's hot.
So I didn't want to cover him
And when my husband found out
That his mother wanted me to cover my tattoos
He lost his mind
He was like absolutely not
I love all parts of you
You know including your tattoos
And like being in the military
I have the flag patch tattooed on my right arm
And he was like you know that's really important to you
That's a big part of who you are
So no you're not going to cover it
And then my maid of honor had tattoos too
And my mother-in-law was like
Well she needs to cover them because I don't want those in your wedding pictures
I was like dude it's my wedding
They're like a biker gang getting married over there
Oh look at you guys
Look at that
Right, I mean
My maid of honor
Had tiny tiny little tattoos
But you wouldn't have noticed anyways
But like
You know I have my dog tags tattooed down my back
On the same side
Of my, like on my right side
Where my flag tattoo is
And I wore a dress that the top of it
Looked like a tank top
So you could see part of it
And she was like
Well I just don't think that's classy
I don't think it's appropriate
And I got married in a church
Do you know who it matters to
if it's classy and if it's appropriate.
You, Katie, you're the bride, right?
Right, exactly.
I don't see a problem with it.
That's part of who you are.
And if you have a tattoo,
it obviously meant enough for you
to put it on your body permanently.
That's right.
That's why I got Culeo 96
tattooed on my lower back.
It's a good one.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Hey, listen, I'm with Katie.
Listen, you want me out of this picture?
I'm out, but I'm not covering the tattoo.
It's a part of me.
Katie, I like that call.
and as always I appreciate you.
Thank you.
Hey, Kara and Kansas, what do you think about this?
I do not agree at all.
For one, if somebody, if, you know, my best friend were to come and say,
hey, will you be a bride's maid, will you be a maid of honor?
I have tattoos all over my forearms,
and I'm not ashamed of them because they mean a lot to me.
So if my friend came up to me and said,
hey, I need you to cover your tattoos for the picture,
I would automatically ask why, for one, like, why do you not accept me as a friend?
And you don't accept all of me.
That's right.
So if it was me, yeah.
Yeah.
If it was me, I would have to wear long sleeves.
And even though my wedding dress is long sleeves, I don't want to have my, I don't want my bridesmaids to suffer.
Yeah, listen, you can have the tattoo or not?
You can have a tattoo with me or no me?
That's what I would say.
Yeah.
Well, there's that.
You know, I've been.
seeing a lot of people, even more normalish people, get base tattoos.
Really?
A small one, yeah, I saw someone was doing that thing on Sunday at CMA Fest, and she was just
handling artists.
She wasn't like a performer.
She had a little star tattooed on her cheekbone.
Oh, a star, okay.
So, but I'm seeing it more and more to where you have to think back to when we were kids,
it was rare for someone to have a sleeve tattoo, and you would go, wow, a sleeve, that's
crazy.
They're ruining their life.
Yeah.
It's the same thing with face.
tattoos. It's going to become more normal. You're saying
it starts with a star ends up being a... I'm saying
it starts with... Gradually becomes more
acceptable. People that aren't named post Malone
getting face tattoos. And then slowly, yeah.
But full on words written
under your eyes? My point is it's just
going to be more normal and normal. Much like
sleeves are crazy to us and now they're pretty normal when you see it on
someone. Face tattoos
are going to be a little more normal.
Guys, our kids are going to have tiger stripes in their faces.
There is.
Under one eye, he has always.
Under the other eye, he has tired.
Always tired.
This is the number one song I taught 40 this week.
Post Malone's Psycho.
All right, there we go.
That's a nice rhyme.
Thank you very much.
I know all the words.
Number one song on alternative is dangerous night from 30 seconds tomorrow.
Playing Jonas Brothers, huh?
Yeah, a little bit.
Your top songs of country at number five,
Tequila, Dan and Shea.
That song is so good, and it's going to be a number one for a lot of weeks.
By the way, next week, we're going to do four days with Dan and Shea.
They're going to come in and perform live every day.
That's awesome.
I think this next week or the week after?
Hey, when is Jake coming in?
Next week?
Next week
Number four, I lived it from Blake
It's funny when he sings this song
It makes me think it back home in Arkansas
Because it talks about when you get stung by a yellow jacket
My grandma would dip
Or it to chew tobacco too
And she would take it and put it on my yellow jacket stinks
He talks about that in the song
I haven't thought about that in 20 years
I thought he was talking about the pills I took
Oh, from the gas station?
No, no, no
A different yellow jacket
But I haven't thought about my grandma doing that
Since that song
And he was like, yeah
But she used to chew tobacco, and then if I got stung, which was a lot, because I did a little bit, but I get tongue, she would take it out and put it on my arm.
Does your grandma sound like a bad A?
She was.
Yeah, she was pretty awesome.
She like played poker in a van at night and shit.
Oh, she got arrested.
Yeah.
Taught you all you know about gambling.
You're good at gambling.
Listen.
Yep.
I got to stop saying listen.
I say it all time now.
Listen.
Listen.
My grandma would take me to play bingo, right?
And they would have the Elks Club, the Benedict Teen Manor.
Yeah.
We would go to all these places to play bingo.
and you buy your cards and you have your dobbers or your flips and you win money.
Sometimes you win sometimes you don't.
Most time you don't.
Well, then they outlawed it in Arkansas.
No more bingo, no more gambling.
So she organized these vans for everyone to sit around in the back of a van and it costs like five bucks to get in the van to cover gas.
But they would just play bingo illegally and drive around town.
Hustling.
My grandma was a gangster.
Yeah.
She was.
She was like a prohibition bootleggard.
So I have her initials.
And she adopted me for a while in my life too.
so I have HH for my grandmother on my arm.
Yeah, she's crazy, man.
Yeah, it's crazy.
Everything's going to be all right.
Number three.
Hey, David Lee Murphy coming in next week, too.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Ask him to play dust on a bottle.
Can you do that?
Yeah.
Thank you.
Number three, that's a jam.
Luke Combs at number two?
His voice is out.
Can't hear him.
Oh, I know.
He's on vocal rest.
He's on vocal rest.
This is Luke Combs featuring Amy.
One number away.
I'm one number away.
I'm calling to you.
I said I was through.
I'm dying.
Inside.
Got my head in a mess.
Girl, I'm a mess.
Number one,
Dirk's Bentley Woman Amen,
featuring Amy.
Every night I get be on my knees.
Lord knows how lucky I am.
Wait, what?
What?
What?
God for this woman, amen.
She gives me.
Here we go.
So every night I get down on my knees.
Lord knows how lucky I am.
By the way, I'll do with Dirk's tonight.
That is album release party on all the radio stations, like 100 of them.
Or YouTube.com slash IHeart Country.
I'm flying in New York when the show's over.
And we're doing a live thing together, Dirk's and myself.
So check that out too.
Thank you.
This Raimundo, our audio producer, I mean, he is one weird dude.
I think he's great.
But is there anyone as...
eccentric is Ray Mundo on this show?
No.
No, he's weird.
You just can't predict this guy.
He chops audio all morning long.
Coming to you from the glass room.
Our audio producer, Ramundo.
Hey, Ramundo, so we know you have a fascination with Sam Hunt.
Love him, right?
Yeah.
So you've tried to befriend his brother on Instagram, Van.
Just chat it a little bit.
Nothing crazy.
But you've reached out to say, hey, we should hang.
Yeah, I want to hang out.
him. And you want to hang out with Van because he's brothers with Sam. If you were a van hearing
this though, what would you think? I think he thinks it's funny because I, the first thing I told him
was, hey man, I know you're Sam's brother. That was my intro. So I didn't say, hey, I'm interested
in you. It's kind of just a funny thing. Okay, so you and Van want to be friends. Yeah.
But now what I hear, somebody whispered in my ear that you've tried to become friends with Sam's
bodyguard as well. Yeah. So I ended up meeting.
him, big tall dude, really, really nice, and ended up just chatting like crazy, and
he almost made it seem like he could get me backstage.
To do what?
Hang out at one of Sam shows.
So I got an end out with the bouncer.
Yeah!
What's not the bouncer?
Security, head of security.
He was really nice, and he thought I was funny, and I just told him I'm a big fan of Sands,
and he's like, well, dude, I have, I'm the gatekeeper, man.
It was awesome.
He said to you, I'm the gatekeeper.
he's his number one dude.
Did he say to you, I'm the gatekeeper?
No.
Okay.
He said he's his go-to.
If you're at any event, this dude is keeping you from Sam, and he's like, man, you seem normal enough.
Come hang.
So he's invited you to go hang with Sam?
When they have a local show, which might be a hot minute, but when it happens.
No, no, no, he didn't answer the question.
Did he invite you to go hang with Sam, like?
Yeah.
He said he could get me backstage.
He's the guy.
Do you think you're a bit weird about this?
No, no.
I didn't come across.
cross weird at all. He thought it was funny. But what about
right now? Well, probably. But
everybody knows me. It's the
shtick. Oh, he's obsessed with Sam.
I'll hang out with the guy and have some fun.
That's not creepy.
But don't you dream of having Thanksgiving dinner with Sam?
That would be funny.
I don't dream of that. That would be
just a funny thing. That would be ironic.
How crazy is that? I'm at
doing the turkey, mashed potatoes, stuffing,
and everything with Sam and his family. After I was
obsessed with him a year ago.
That's progress.
Hey, me, your thoughts on Ramundo and Sam Hunt?
It's amazing.
I really hope that y'all cultivate some sort of awesome friendship.
When he came in a few weeks ago, did you get butterflies?
No, no, no, no.
Bobby, don't be ridiculous.
No.
You didn't get any kind of butterflies at all?
I don't interview him.
I mean, just seeing him hanging out with them, being close to him.
You said you would rather be with Sam Hunt than...
Kate Upton.
Yeah.
Or no, I think you said if Kate Upton...
and shows up delivering you a pizza and a bikini.
Would you rather have that or hang out with Sam Hunt?
Because I'm not an 18-year-old guy in high school anymore.
I get a hot girl.
Wow, cool.
But chilling with a buddy, Sam, a musician and athlete, a cool guy.
He's not your buddy, though.
We're close, though.
How?
It's so close, Bobby.
So close to being buddies.
I'm just telling you.
I'm giving you guys the heads up.
Hey, this is joking around and everything like that.
We're starting.
I'm texting friends, people that are close to him.
Hey, next time I ask him what Sam's not.
number. I get that. I'm texting now.
So when he was in here a few weeks ago, did you make a move? Did you?
Yeah. I went in and I think one of his label people said, hey, there's Ray, shake his hand.
And so me and Sam did daps. I tried to get the video footage from Eddie, but apparently he cuts off the cameras before they interview or whatever.
So I don't have any video proof of it.
No, I mean, you didn't go for the number or anything? Like, hey, let's hang.
It wasn't the time of the place. Bones interviewed him. I'm just this side guy and I'm going to ask him for his number. It didn't seem right.
Hmm. But you guys dapped or did you bro handshake or did you straight hug?
No, it wasn't a full hug dap because I was kind of on the other side of the table.
So it was a awkward handshake.
Huh.
But pulled it off. It was awesome.
And hopefully texting around and getting to hang with the guy soon.
I hope so too, buddy.
Yep.
All right. There he is, Ramundo.
It's amazing.
Thank you, Raymondo.
He chops audio all morning law.
Coming to you from the glass room.
Our audio producer, Ramundo.
I'm rooting for that guy
Me too
He has a dream
That's to be Sam Hunt's friend
Ray when do you think
He'd be texting one of them
You think you'll like give a date on that?
Summertime
By the end of summer maybe
He's touring
But I'm wide open
When summer months
All right
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Do you have a drink wine
Before you go to bed?
Yeah, I have wine at night
Sometimes I'll have a glass
but it's not like right before I go to bed.
Why? What's the deal with wine?
Sometimes it's just nice to have at night.
If you're just relaxing, you want to calm down.
A glass or two of wine at night may help you fall asleep faster.
Oh, I can see that.
But it wrecks your overall sleep quality.
Oh, not good.
A new study revealed that just two glasses of wine reduces your quality of sleep by 40%.
Experts recommend drinking wine at least four hours out from sleep.
Oh, definitely not four hours out.
Do you know last night, third night in a row I slept with no TV on?
It's the most I've ever done in my whole life.
It's awesome.
Now, I am going to Dirks' thing tonight.
We're doing an album release party on all the radio stations.
So I'll be in New York.
I will not do it in a hotel because I don't feel comfortable in a hotel.
But I don't feel like that counts against my streak.
Oh, because you're away.
Yeah, the streak's only at home.
Guys, and for those that are new to the show, it's a big deal for me.
You know, I was talking a bit yesterday as we did an origin story.
Like, I grew up in a 900 square foot house.
There were six of us for a lot.
of that time. And I never had a bedroom my whole life. I slept on a couch in the living
room. And so the TV was always on. And I do not feel comfortable without there being a light
and a noise. And so three nights in a row. Amy, that's a big deal. I've never on my whole life.
No, I know. I mean, this is like a really big deal. I don't even stay with other people because
they may not have a TV in their bedroom. And you feel like you've been sleeping better, right?
How about last night? Look at me. What a beautiful morning.
Yeah. You look rested.
What a beautiful name.
Wow.
Yeah.
This could be a big thing for you, man.
Thank you very much.
A detective loses his handgun in a Burger King bathroom.
What?
In a Burger King bathroom.
Is that a song?
That was a song.
The sheriff's office of Pascoe County, Florida is on the lookout for a missing firearm.
Oh, my goodness.
The guy was visiting a Burger King.
He stopped in the bathroom, to do his business, you know?
Yeah.
And he left his gun behind.
Rout row.
When he realized he went back and the gun was gone.
Well, of course.
No, you think so?
I'll put in the lost and found, right?
Of course it's gone.
The weapon likely was taken between 11.29 a.m. and 12, 16 p.m.
So the middle of the day, the officer left his gun.
Wow.
That's crazy to me.
If you went in there after him and you saw the gun, would you take it?
Yeah.
And do what with it?
Turn it in?
I'd run.
I'd run.
I'd run.
Walk out in the parking lot.
Shoot some cans.
Challenge so much of a duel.
No, I'd turn it in.
immediately. I would.
But though
that's, weapons are currency.
Yeah, I guess so. Wow, I wouldn't have the guts
to pick that up.
I just wouldn't have the guts. I don't know who's gun
that is. I don't know. I would take it
in though. You know what your fingerprints on it.
Right. Okay, well then I put a sleeve over my hand.
I would do what I got to do.
I would do to Jordan.
Well, that's a crazy
story, right? Yeah.
The Bobby Bone Show.
Turn it up.
The Bobby Bone Show.
Here's Amy's
pile of stories.
So Instagram
may start allowing hour-long videos.
I saw this, and I don't think it's for everyone,
but I think it's major brands,
major influencers that they think people will watch hour-long projects.
Gotcha.
Obviously, for Instagram, it gives them more opportunity for ads
to be shared an hour-long thing,
but that's something, it wouldn't take the place of stories
to just be in addition to that
and some hour-long format situation.
It seems a lot right now,
but we're all going to be watching whatever TV is
on our phone anyway.
So you're just going to have them putting TV shows up as their Instagram.
Like Netflix can put a show up on Instagram and we'll watch it on our phones.
It's not that crazy to think about in the broad sense.
It is nuts to think about right now because you go 60 seconds to 60 minutes.
But YouTube did that.
You know, YouTube started allowing it.
It used to be just 10 minutes.
And now YouTube, you can put up two hours.
Two hours for sure.
Yeah, what else you got in?
Speaking of apps, Applebee's is working on one or about to release one.
What?
Apps.
Applebee's Applebee.
I think you're playing a word on Apple.
Speaking of apps, Applebee's.
Nope.
No play there.
We were just talking about Instagram, which is the app.
And Applebee's is working on a system that will allow you to order by the app and then have the food ready and waiting at your table by the time you arrive.
Wow.
At the table.
It's like you get there.
You get your table and boom, your food comes out.
You like that?
Amazing.
Can I pay before I get there too?
Because you know I like to eat and go.
Probably through the app.
All of it.
I mean, that's a 10-minute experience for you right there.
Bobby's date life is going to totally change.
You want to go to Applebee's?
10 minutes, boom.
I'm just trying to go on a date.
Period.
I went and had dinner with a friend this past weekend.
It was, I think, Sunday.
I said, hey, man, let's go eat.
It comes some eat.
And we go and we sit down and we order it.
It was a sushi place.
We order some sushi.
And he goes, why did you just pay?
Because I paid right after we ordered.
I was like, I like to get out of it.
Like, as soon as that last bite goes, nope, I'm out.
And so Applebee's a step in the right direction.
And they can move people through faster and make more money for themselves.
What else, Sam?
A couple of things on Prince Harry and Megan Markle.
she's totally whipping him into shape.
I mean, I feel like Prince Harry looks like he's in good shape,
but she's gotten rid of anything bad out of their pantry,
and he's now adopted a semi-vegan diet and doing lots of yoga with Megan.
And then I also saw, in relation to Megan, that, you know,
I told you plastic surgeons were seeing an increase of people wanting her nose.
Well, now people are wanting her freckles,
so they're going and getting freckles put on their face to be like her.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
Freckled added.
I like freckles, but man, that's just dangerous.
What if you don't like it?
Yeah.
And what if it goes out of style?
Yeah.
Freckles?
Yeah.
All right, Anne.
I'm Amy.
That's my pile.
There she is.
And we're proud to have it.
Thanks.
Yeah.
That was Amy's pile of stories.
Folks, it's your buddy and mine.
Mr. Bobby Bones.
I was talking to Amy's daughter on the phone yesterday.
Oh.
And she said she was going to send me some candy.
And Amy hasn't given me candy all show.
Oh.
Where is it?
Well, yesterday.
She made you a baggie.
Thank you.
Wow.
Yeah, a bunch of chocolates.
I know, Bobby's like, hey, can you hand the phone to Sashira?
I'm like, what are y'all going to talk about?
And then they call.
Yes.
She's this candy dealer or something.
She has tons left over from her pinaata from her birthday party a couple months ago.
And now she's like dealing it out to Bobby.
And then I get Bobby back on the phone.
I'm like, what did you talk to her about?
He goes, don't worry about it.
And then she's like.
And then she tells me, she's like, Mom, I have something in the fridge.
You have to take it to Bobby tomorrow.
She puts it in the fridge so it doesn't melt.
Yeah.
I don't know if he told her that about it.
Yeah. And the press, I make sure it's cold.
So, yeah. So she brought candy up here. If you missed yesterday's show, you can hear me interviewing Amy's kids separately.
One-on-one exclusive interviews, by the way. And they had some candy. I said, hey, can I have a piece?
Your kids love to share. I will say that about them.
Oh, they're big time shares. Is that because it's an orphanage?
I assume so, yeah, because they, 65 other kids living with them, they're sharing his life there.
And they're really good at that, except for sometimes with each other.
because now they're starting to like
legit be brother and sister
and they're learning what that looks like
and it's kind of funny.
Well, I shall send her a video
saying thank you for my candy pack.
Good, because she's going to want confirmation
I gave it to you.
Yeah.
She likes to check me on that.
There you go.
And now you should share with the rest of us.
I do not share like that.
The Bobby Bones show.
Hope everybody has a good Tuesday.
We'll see you tomorrow.
I'm going tonight to New York
actually right now to go with Dirk's Bentley
the big album release party
on stations all over the country.
Awesome.
Yeah.
I hope everybody checks that out.
Dirk's got a really good album.
It came out this week called The Mountain, and so I'll be there tonight.
You do anything?
I'll be listening.
That's what I'm talking about right there.
All right, bobbybones.com.
Thank you so much.
We'll see you on Wednesday.
Bye.
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