The Bobby Bones Show - Best Bits: Listener Q&A With Morgan and Lunchbox

Episode Date: April 26, 2025

Morgan and Lunchbox answer listener submitted questions! Shoutouts to start then Lunchbox answers allll the questions about syphilis. Then they get into some kid talk, famous phone numbers, bucket lists, and the BIG show.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Best Fits of the Week with Morgan. Listener Q&A. Lunchbox, we are here for question. Listener Q&A. Yes, guys, we're here on a Saturday. That's the first answer. Yes, it's Saturday, and we are here to answer your question. So call us.

1877, Bobby. Yeah, then they leave voicemails. But funny you say that. No, calls right now. We're live. No, we're not. Jesse from Kentucky said you and LB slash coacher are the best. Glad to see you was able to wake up on a Saturday and make it.

Oh, thank you. Yeah, it's tough. I was like, oh my gosh, do I really want to get up on a Saturday? But I did it. Just for the people, you know what I mean? I'm just that type of guy. You are. Jennifer from Brazil said my favorite duo.

Brazil. We are somebody's favorite. Brazil. Do you know how to spell Brazil? Brazil. Brazil. Yes. B-R-A-Z-I-L.

They spell it B-R-A-S-I-L. Eat that. What? Yeah. Didn't know that, didn't you? Why do we always change stuff? Like, why? I don't know. I've been told that it's BR-A-S-I-L.

It's so dumb. Yeah. Okay. Anyways. We are somebody's favorite duo in Brazil. That's what I'm talking about. Where in Brazil? Do you know no way, Jose?

Because we had a kid in high school that came to our high school for one year, and he was from Brazil. Yeah. And he was phenomenal at soccer. He might be a professional soccer player in Brazil But he was too old to play on our team So he couldn't play No

But yeah And then I saw one question on Instagram Because you posted that Oh this was a shoutout Oh okay And it said When is lunchbox going to come out of the closet

To answer your question I do come out of the closet Pretty much every day with my clothes So it's usually early in the morning When I come out of the closet And then usually after work I may go in and get a different pair of clothes like if I'm going to go run.

So I may come out of the closet multiple times a day. But how many times a day do you come out of the closet? This is not a question for me. You keep making your joke. You know what I mean? I never had thought about that, but I do come out of the closet a lot. Like if I had to put clothes away, it depends if it's laundry day. So I could come out of the closet four times in one day.

I'm really happy for you for coming out of the closet. Yeah. Thank you for that. Yep. Lunchbox, you're crazy, but I love it, man. Keep being you. Max in Massachusetts. What's up, Max?

The show wouldn't be the smash it is without lunchbox. That's a smart person. You know who that was? No, he didn't write his name. Oh. We're going to say his name, Dan. Ah, he sounds like Jeremy. Maybe a Ben.

Definitely a Nico. What about... Brady? You were thinking Brady, weren't you? I honestly going to come on with him. Come on, man. Okay, question time. When did he find out he had syphilis?

and how is he doing from Michael? Michael, never had syphilis in my life. Didn't have syphilis. I had a yeast infection in my throat. That is totally different than syphilis. I'm telling you, I woke up one day and my throat hurts so bad. And I was like, man, I got strep throat.

No, I didn't think strep throat. I thought allergies. And then Baby Box tested positive for strep. So I was like, oh, I got strep. So I went and got tested in there. They're like, nope, no strep. I'm like, oh, okay, cool. So I thought it would just go away.

Five days later, I couldn't swallow. I couldn't eat. I was miserable. It felt better to punch myself in the face than eat. So I went back and she tested me for strep again. And guess what happened? Yeast infection. No, it was negative for strep.

And she was like, I think you have a yeast infection. I was like, what? She goes, yeah, I think you got a yeast infection in your throat. And I'm like, okay, this is awkward. Well, and now how are you doing? Oh, great. I can eat. I can sleep. I couldn't sleep. That's how miserable. I'd wake up in the middle of night and have to get water because my throat hurts so much. I hate that for you. I am glad you're doing better. It was a rough time in my life. From gin and SoCal. Can you tell me about syphilis?

Gin and SoCal. SoCal. Yeah, syphilis is a STD. It's a one that is very curable. And I am just here to support my friend Eddie, who is the, face of syphilis. Okay. Has anyone asked you about syphilis out in the wild? James of New York. A lot of people. Who is that James in New York? Yes, James. A lot of people have been asking me. And I don't have all the answers. And that's really weird is when they asked me and I don't have the answers. I'm like, I really don't know, man. I'm, you know, and I just try to spitball with them. And I'm just like, you don't want it. Now, you better stay away from it.

It's bad. And they're like, okay. Okay. Mo would love to ask you about syphilis. really Mo. All right, Mo, let me tell you about syphilis. It's something you get. The symptoms are on, they show up between 10 and 90 days after first contact. So just be on the lookout. Mark it on your calendar. If you make it to 91 days, you should be safe. Hillary said, what is syphilis? Syphilis is an STD. Really? I don't know much about it. You get it through contact with an open sore. How many people have syphilis anyway, Christopher?

That's the same thing the bartender asked me. I don't know. There's probably a lot of people unreported, so I bet you the numbers are inaccurate because some people are embarrassed. But hey, don't be embarrassed. You know what I mean? If Eddie can live with it, so can you. Okay.

Thank you for that really educational moment. You're welcome. The more you know with lunchbox. And syphilis? No, no. And syphilis is not here. There is no syphilis. here. Is the syphilis in the room with us? No, there is no syphilis here. You were like, and syphilis.

Like, syphilis is... What was the educational about syphilis? But you said with syphilis. Sorry, I didn't even knew it. That means someone in your syphilis. Sorry. You were saying the way you said it, you made it sound like syphilis was in this room. Syphilis is not in this room that I know of, at least on my person. You know what I mean? Like, I am not going to speak for everybody in this room and there's only one other person in this room.

I don't. I don't have it. I am just saying that that is not, no, no. I was more saying like, and you were educationally speaking. Okay. We are going to take a break and we'll be back with real questions. Oh, good. Good.

We're going to leave the syphilis behind. All right, syphilis, you know what I mean? You go out. It can leave the room now. Hey, head to Broadway. Syphilis, I guarantee it's down there. That is one thing I can promise you. It is probably down on Broadway.

Yeah, some open source. All right. Taking a break. We'll be right back. Have you ever shared Baby Box's three name like you did Baby Box One and Two? How was three years ago? I assume I did, but I have no idea. I don't know if you did.

No idea if I did. Listen, like I said. Would you have posted it on Instagram? Instagram. Did you ever post any of the names on Instagram? Like I said, I have no idea. Literally have no, I literally have no idea. Yeah, I don't remember. I don't think you did, but I don't know.

I have no idea. Okay. Maybe you just miss that episode, you know what I mean? Go back and listen to that. Are you talking to me though? Because like I was in the room. Yeah, but you miss things too. That is true. You miss things too. People miss it. I mean, yeah, we named Baby Box 3.

Great name. His name isn't Baby Box 3? It is. Okay. Like I had Baby Box One, if you want to ever go back to last summer, because he was heading into kindergarten, so he got to come to a sore losers episode. Yeah.

And I kept calling him Baby Box One, and he'd be out, that's not my name. That's not my name. That's not my name. Over and over and over again. That's a song. That's not my name. That's not my name.

He just, you know, he's regurgitating. It was hilarious how he was. like getting so mad because he didn't understand it, but it was a great episode. Did he ever say his name and you had to cut it out? Nope. Okay. He never was like, actually, my name is this. No, he never said that.

He would just be like, that's not my name. Poop. Did you tell him not to say his name? Nope. So he just didn't it. Okay. We like it. Yeah, but if you want to go listen to that episode, so check it out, sore losers,

Baby Box one takes over the pod. I don't know what it's called, but it's from back in like late July, early August. Okay. Yeah. just search through there. It's easy to find, man. Do you ever think you're bullied by Bobby, Phil from Heston? Am I bullied by Bobby? I have no idea. What's being bullied? Do you ever think that you are?

No. I think Bobby is bullish on his beliefs and he doesn't want to hear what I have to say. He doesn't take into consideration. But is it being bullied? No. I don't think so. Is it being bullied? What does be, I mean. I know. You may. This comment in part one where you're like, you don't know that experience. I think it's all bullying is up for interpretation. It's how people take things and how it makes them feel. Yeah.

Like are they rude to me? Absolutely. Are they mean to me? Yes, absolutely. Do they understate my value? Yes. But is that bullying? I don't think so.

I just think they don't understand my greatness. They can't, they can't grasp my greatness. And I think that's hard for everybody in that room to understand how I'm sitting right here. That was rude. I'm talking about in that room. I'm in that room. Yeah.

And I think it's hard for them to grasp how amazing I am. And so that's one of those things that's hard to come to terms with. And so maybe that's what they lash out at me because of it. But I don't think it's bullying. Your greatness shines so bright that nobody else can reach your level. That's it. And they can't see that high. They can't see.

It's so bright that it blinds them and they can't really see it. So you might be an alien. No. No, no, no, stop. No, stop. Stop. We're not going to go into aliens. You, but you, you said you're on another level.

I am on another level. That doesn't mean I'm an alien. You might be. No, no. No. Oh my gosh. No. No.

I love when people ask, who is the most favorite person in your phone, not on the show? Well, I mean, the number is probably not the same anymore. Yeah. Who do you think you have? Jelly roll. Yeah. He has probably had to change his number. He's probably changed it 15 times.

Yeah. So I doubt it's his same number. Mm-hmm. But that's who I would say is the most famous in my phone. That's a good one. Jolly Roll is a good one. Yeah, you? I don't know that I...

You don't really have any famous. I don't really ask. Well, I mean... Well, I never really ask either. I could say Dustin Lland. Oh, oh. But I don't think I saved it. Did you delete it, please?

I didn't save it. That would be weird if I did save it. If you didn't delete it, this is going to get awkward. No, I didn't. I didn't save it. Good. Thank goodness. I didn't.

Gosh. That's awkward. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, I have, like, my, like, friends more in the industry, like, Kylie Morgan. Must be Saturday. Oh, Saturday. You got the kids with you?

Oh, yeah, I got the kids. They're over in the other studio. Okay. You know? That's right. Hey, scuba. Leave. You guys are a mess.

All right. What's on your bucket list that you're worried will never be. completed. I don't have a bucket list. You don't have a bucket list at all? No. There's nothing in this life that you have to accomplish before you leave this earth. Nope.

Really? Nope. Is it because you have kind of a weird thing with death? What you mean? What's weird about it? You don't like talking about it? What's weird about that? I got a question.

I shouldn't say you don't even like talking about it. You like the hebi-gibis when people start bringing it up. I get the he-be-jibis. Absolutely. He-be-jibis. Yeah, your whole box. bodies like, like creepy crawlies. Everything. Everything about it. So maybe that's why you don't have a bucket list.

No, no. Because my life is not a failure. It doesn't matter. Just because you have a bucket list doesn't mean your life is a failure. Yeah, because if you don't accomplish those things, you're going to be like, oh my gosh, I didn't ever get to do that. No. Like, and I don't know what I, what do you mean? Like, what would be on my bucket list?

What's on your bucket list? My entire bucket list has to do with travel. That's really what my bucket list is. See, I didn't travel as a kid, so I don't know where I'd want to travel. Like I never had, I never even, the concept of travel was not something that was in my life. So I don't have anywhere like, oh, my gosh, I got to go there because as a kid, I even know it existed. But now that you have traveled as an adult, yeah, it's fine. Isn't there a part of you that's like, oh, I want to see like more of the world?

Oh, yeah, I would love to see more of the world. But I don't have anywhere that I'm like, oh, I have to go there. Like I don't have anywhere that I know that I want to go. Like if someone says, hey, you should go here. And then my wife's like, hey, we should go there. I'm like, okay, maybe we should go. there. I don't, like, I don't have anything written down. Like, I don't have any experiences. Like, I would love to be on Survivor, but if I don't make it on Survivor, am I going to be like,

oh, man, I didn't accomplish my bucket list. No. Yeah. Now, you don't have a lot of worries, though. You're not a worry war in any way, shape, or form. Right. I think there's only one on my list that, like, I'd be sad if I didn't. The rest are like, okay. Here we go. What is it? It's the African Safari. If I don't get to go and see that, that would be sad. More, because, I just didn't make the time to do it and like put that like priority on my life, I think would be where the sadness comes. See, that's what I mean. You can't live your life that way.

Like if you get to experience something. It's like one thing. It's like one thing that like I need to make happen. But like in a year. Like if you. Oh no. I mean if I hope honestly what I hope happens lunch. That's your honeymoon.

Yeah. Okay. Because it's, I have more time. Right. You know, like to go and accomplish that and do that instead of just like. one week where I'm trying to fit in this entire experience. I totally get it. So I think it will happen.

Yeah. So there's not like that sadness. It's more sad that like if I didn't, I worked so hard and I did all these things and like I didn't go and visit the one place I wanted to visit is where that sadness happens. No, I get that. Okay. But yeah, there's not one place on my list and I'm like, oh, I've got to visit there. Like I've never thought of it that way because I never, like, when we traveled as kids,

We drove to Chicago to see Grandma and Grandpa. We drove to Kansas to see Grandma and Grandpa. We drove to Atlanta to see Cousins. That was pretty much it. There was no... So I didn't really... What about like seeing a certain team play somewhere? Is that like a bucket list?

No. You don't have any of that? No. I've been to Allen Field House. Yeah. I've been to Wrigley Field. Those are my favorite teams. Your two places.

Yeah. So it's like, ah, what's next? Yeah. Okay. All right. Like, it's weird. Yeah, but I mean, it doesn't shock me that you don't have one or that you, like, would not have a worry around it. Yeah, because, like, Survivor is one of those things.

It's, I would love to do it. But, like, it's so minuscule chance of getting on there that it's like, is it really a bucket list? Well, with that attitude, yeah. I mean, no, but. I believe that you can get on that. I believe I could get on there, but I have this thing called a job. Well, you know, but see, this is like, if it's your bucket list thing, maybe one day you wake up, you're like, you know, I'm close to retirement. Let me see what now.

I'm going to, I'm going to quit. Yeah. When I hit the lottery, I will be close to retirement. Okay. Well, if you say if you've printed your 401k, then you'd be closer to retirement. Really? Yes. Because everybody tells me the stock market's terrible.

So why would I do the 401k now? It's not going to be terrible forever. How do you know? Because that's not how stock market works. Oh, is it? History has repeated itself multiple times. Okay. And the stock market has literally crashed and came back.

So tell me the history of the stock market. I don't know the full history. Exactly. You don't know. You just spread false information. You're right. I don't know that it will ever come back. I'm just joking. The stock market has crashed before and it literally came back.

No one is here to hear us talk about stocks. No one. But I'm just saying if you did, you could be closer to retirement. But no, I don't have a bucket list. Or just saving. I just don't have a bucket list. I don't have one. Okay.

Or is our last question. What would his dream segment on the big show be if he could do anything? Tiffany. Oh, I don't know. Who knows? Do you have hopes, dreams, bucketless? I'm learning in this moment. No. Also, no savings or retirement. It's fine. Everything's fine. I don't worry about things like that. Like, I don't know, like, my favorite, like, what's my favorite?

No, it's if, like, your dream segment is something you just want to do on the show that maybe you've prepped before and it never made it. No. Would a dream segment for you be like, you know, just all about me for the day? not me I'm you No I understand you're talking about me I have no

I mean like literally I have no idea There's not Imagine that One day on the big show Okay I have about Here it is

Here it is All your segments Okay We bring Tina Turner Back from the dead And we bring her in And I get to interview her There you go

Yeah that'd be cool That's my dream segment Yeah What if What if there was a hologram On Tina Turner Stupid You wouldn't want to interview

No Stupid because it's not her We don't know No it's not her That stop It's stupid like a hologram stupid. It's not her.

Okay. Well, you also just said Bring Back from the Dead without Hebe Jeebies, so I'm proud of you. Well, bringing back from the dead is not Hebe Jeebies. Going to the dead is

hebe Jeevies. Like. I know, but normally, you want to talk about dead? No, I don't. No, here.

No, you want to add like, it's all cool and stuff. So this, like, I'll tell you what gives me the hebe Jeebies. Okay. Do you want to be buried or cremated?

I think I would like to be cremated. F that. You want to be buried? No, F that too. That's what I'm saying I hear you Like both of those things Give me the hebe-jeebies

And freak me out Yeah It is scary The fact that you answered that Is the craziest thing I've ever heard It is scary But it's also realistic Guess what?

I don't like being realistic I know I hear you I hear you I can do it for myself But I can really do it for other people So I get it Yeah

Like I can think about me doing that But like other things are like my dog No you start talking about I'll have instant ears I get it I get it It's just I just am I am learning thresholds with you.

Yeah, that is not something we talk about. All right. Well, we're going to get out of here. Thank you for teaching us about syphilis. Thank you for answering all the questions. You're welcome. You did great. Do you have any questions?

Do you have any questions? Let's see. You get one question. I get a lot of questions. Well, did you see your dude last night and are you seeing them tonight? Yes and yes. Wow. You guys see each other seven nights a week?

That is not seven nights a week. You asked last night and this night. I know, but that's two. So that means we're on a... That's two. We're on trajectory. That's two. That doesn't mean trajectory to seven.

Do you see each other seven nights a week? No. Five nights a week. Maybe. Oh, damn. De Yang! De Yang! That's intense.

All right. It's not intense. No, five nights a week is intense. It really enjoyed... Hey, whatever I do your gymnastics? Why don't you do gymnastics anymore? Because I broke my tailbone and then I never wanted to go back and then I got vertigo. So I figured, you know, doing gymnastics is probably not what I should be doing. Oh, I thought gymnastics would help your vertigo.

I'm pretty sure that would induce my vertigo. Oh, all right, well. Trampoline fitness class. That is what kind of kick started all of this. Okay. Well, I just thought about that. I was like, man, I haven't seen her do gymnastics in a while. I know.

I may do like an open gym sometime and just like a one-off, but I don't think I can do it consistently anymore. I'm pretty sure my old body has had enough. Yeah. And don't forget next week, we're going to be at the IHurt Festival. In Austin, people come see us. Morgan and I got a surprise for you at the Daytime Village. Oh, yeah, you should come for that. It'll be super entertaining. Oh, it's going to be

good. Let's just say, I'm going to be cutting a rug. That and Lunchbox may actually geek out on stage. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've already thought about what I'm going to say to. Have you? Okay. All right. Well, that's what you're going to happen. So come to Daytime Village next Saturday. Cool stuff.

come to the concert tonight, man, I can't wait to see the boys. What up, Greg, Garrett, Jacob, Ryan, Forrest. We're going to go follow the show too, because we post a lot of content around that. Yeah, we're going to be crushing it, dude. Forrest hit me up last night, when we hear his text. Yeah. We got to go.

I know, I know. He said, he said, what's up with this? The I heart. Is it a go this weekend? I said, it's a go if you want to go. And he goes, oh, I'm in. Same time. Same people as last year. Gracius. And I said, trying to get

do some stuff on Friday night too and he goes Oh yes Here we go Oh boy No boy Yeah Here it goes

Lunchbox is party Of the week Of the year It's your party of the year I know I got to get a pair of jeans I don't have a pair of jeans Yeah you don't

You need to go get those Okay we're going to get out of here Lunchbox Hey check us out Soor Losers podcast Ray and I And Radio Lunchbox on

Socials And That was great Yeah And then also go follow us on YouTube, subscribe, because we might be able to make money, babe. You took the words out of my mouth. Yeah, go do it.

At Bobby Bone Show. All right. Bye, everybody. Happy Saturday. That's the best bits of the week with Morgan. Thanks for listening. Be sure to check out the other two parts this weekend. Go follow the show on all social platforms.

At Bobby Bone's show. And follow at Webgirl Morgan. To submit your listener questions for next week's episode. When a group of women discover they've all dated the same prolific con artist, They take matters into their own hands. I vowed. I will be his last target. He is not going to get away with this. He's going to get what he deserves.

We always say that trust your girlfriends. Listen to the girlfriends. Trust me, babe. On the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. In 2023, Bachelor star Clayton Eckerd was accused of fathering twins. But the pregnancy appeared to be a husband. hoax. You doctored this particular test twice, Ms. Owens, correct? I doctored the test once. It took an army of internet detectives to uncover a disturbing pattern. Two more men who'd

been through the same thing. Greg Gillespie and Michael Mancini. My mind was blown. I'm Stephanie Young. This is Love Trapped. Laura, Scottsdale Police. As the season continues, Laura Owens finally faces consequences. Listen to Love Trapped podcast on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. What's up, everyone? I'm Ego Vodom. My next guest, it's Will Ferrell. Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo.

My dad gave me the best advice ever. He goes, just give it a shot. But if you ever reach a point where you're banging your head against the wall and it doesn't feel fun anymore, it's okay to quit. If you saw it written down, it would not be an inspiration. It would not be on a calendar of, you know, the cat. Just hang in there. It would not be...

Right, it wouldn't be that. There's a lot of luck. Listen to Thanks, Dad, on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, I'm Dr. Maya Shunker, a cognitive scientist and hosts of the podcast, a slight change of plans, a show about who we are and who we become when life makes other plans. I wish that I hadn't resisted for so long the need to change. We have to be willing to live with a kind of uncertainty that. none of us likes. You can have opinions. You can have like a strong stance. And then there's your

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