The Bobby Bones Show - Best Bits: Lunchbox Talks Coaching His Kids & Morgan Realizes They Have Different Humor

Episode Date: March 8, 2025

Happy weekend! Lunchbox is on this weekend with Morgan. They’re talking all about his family being gone for the week and how he plans to spend his time. Plus, his coaching style for Baby Box 1 &...amp; 2 and how Morgan & Lunchbox realized they have different styles of humor.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:02:35 Part 1. Behind the scenes with a member of the show. Good morning, everybody. Happy weekend. I'm here with Lunchbox. What's up, buddy? Oh, man, you know, these Saturday mornings, I just, I'm never going to get used to getting up early on a Saturday morning.
Starting point is 00:02:49 But when you got kids, you got to get up early anyway, and I'm just tired. But I got a big night tonight, so, I mean, hopefully I can get a nap in, which I won't be able to get a nap in because I have kids and they're not going to want to nap. What do you mean? You're not going to get a nap and you always get naps in. I know, but they're, yeah, I got the demolition derby tonight. Mad Dog Demolition Derby down in Smithville, Tennessee. And if you ain't rubbing, you ain't racing.
Starting point is 00:03:10 Is that you're saying or theirs? No, that's from Days of Thunder. Okay, what's Days of Thunder? Nicole Kinman, Tom Cruise, where they met, you know what I mean? Yeah, I never heard of this movie. If you ain't rubbing, you ain't racing. That also just sounds very interverbrient. No, that's, if you ain't rubbing, you ain't racing.
Starting point is 00:03:30 Yep, so weird. I want you to go out there and crash. Smash into the pace car. Hit the pace car. Hit the pace car. Yes. Go out and hit the pace car. Why would I hit the pace car?
Starting point is 00:03:45 Because then you would have hitting every car on that track today. Oh my goodness. What a movie. Is this like one of your favorite movies and I'm just now hearing about it? I don't know if it's one of my favorites, but it's a fantastic movie. Okay. Well, on Rottenamato, it's 38%. Do what?
Starting point is 00:04:04 It's only got 30% on Rotten Tomatoes. There is no way it only has 38% on Rotten Tomatoes. It does. Here, let me double check. It just popped up that way, but maybe that's just the critics saying that. Maybe the audience. There's no way the audience, right? The audience loves it.
Starting point is 00:04:21 What's it called again? Days of Thunder. Days of Thunder. Cole trickle. Critics give it 38%. Popcorn meter is 60. So still not great. Only 60?
Starting point is 00:04:30 Oh, people, they don't know racing then. But, hey, you know, I do know. You know racing? I do. Okay. And that's why I'm in the demolition derby tonight. Brer, get your tickets, motorhead events.com. Brer, if you're listening to this on Saturday March 8th.
Starting point is 00:04:45 I mean, if not, then you missed it. And the family, they come in, the boys to see you? No, no, they don't get to see me in the demolition derby. They're going on spring break. Oh, you don't get to have your little fan club. I know. Are you bummed? I'm pretty bummed because, I mean, they were going to be going crazy.
Starting point is 00:05:03 They would love to see it. They would love to see me out there in a little junker of a car racing and rubbing and wrecking and racking. Okay, you have to stop saying rubbing. It just feels weird. It just doesn't. Scraping metal. I mean, it's going to be, I can't wait. I hope some listeners, I have no idea if listeners are going to come or not, but I'm excited.
Starting point is 00:05:23 I want to know what kind of car I'm driving. I don't know if it's going to be a truck, a centra, an Impala, a Cadillac. I have no idea. Oh, I was picturing like monster cars. Like really giant tires. You're on like these really cool trucks and you're like. No, no, no. That's like monster truck.
Starting point is 00:05:39 I know. This is demolition derby. Mad dog. Demolition derby. I'm going to be honest. I thought it was all the same. No, no,
Starting point is 00:05:44 no. This is like where people like probably go to the junkyard and get their own car. Like they pick out a car and they fix it up to where it runs at least. And you take out like all the windows because you don't want glass. And then you and they, some of them like last year, They had one car, the trunk had to be duct taped, closed because it wouldn't close. You know what? I think one of my neighbors might participate in this because every weekend he's working on this.
Starting point is 00:06:11 Oh, yeah. I've seen them. When we did the dance on your back porch, they had a bunch of those cars. They probably do. Yeah. And they are always back there, like, revving these engines and the windows are busted out of them. Yeah, they're all junkers. And they're always out there working on them at random hours. And then, like, they're gone.
Starting point is 00:06:24 And then they'll come back and they're back there again. So I'm wondering if you're going to be hanging out of my neighbors. They might be in the demolition derby. Yep. I'm excited. Because remember they were watching us when we were doing the Beyonce dance. Yes. We were learning it.
Starting point is 00:06:36 We haven't done a dance in a long time to see no FYI. Rest and Peace door dances. No, it's not over. But also, it might be because you never know if I'm going to live tonight. That's why you should come. That's true. I really need you to be safe.
Starting point is 00:06:47 Yeah. It's not good at concussion. Are you going to wear a helmet? I believe. I hope I wear. I have no idea. You might need to bring a helmet just in case. They don't provide one.
Starting point is 00:06:55 Someone told me that I'm going to be really sore. Yeah. And I didn't think about that. But you know what I mean? that's racers, that's part of the life, man. That's the racing lifestyle. We got, you know, Demolitionderby.com. No, it's really motorhead events.com.
Starting point is 00:07:07 Mad dog. And my kids, I got them shirts last year at this event. Yeah. And they were like... So you went to this event last year? Oh, yeah. Didn't you do some hosting thing with it last year? Okay.
Starting point is 00:07:16 And I got them shirts last year. They are like six sizes too big and they wear them and they love them. And they're like, can I wear this school? I'm like, whatever, dude. It's like down to their ankles, but... And now they're going to be sad because you actually participate this year. Yeah. And then this year, I was...
Starting point is 00:07:29 like, oh, you guys are going to go. I don't get to go. Bummer. Are you sad? You're also not joining them on vacation? You think? Are they going somewhere fun? They're going to the beach. Are you guys a beach family? No. My wife likes the beach. I don't like the beach. Do the kids like the beach? Baby Box 2 will get in the water. Baby Box 1 will play in the sand. Baby Box 3 doesn't know the difference. He does them both.
Starting point is 00:07:57 Okay. He gets like two feet in the water And then he stays on the sand two feet in the water But Baby Box too will go in the water Like he'll let you take him in the water I just don't imagine a beach vacation With little kids is super relaxing Oh no it's not very much fun
Starting point is 00:08:10 Because they're moving around all the time They don't want to lay there Well not even that It's just it's so hot usually when you go to the beach And little kids You know what they don't want to be It's really freaking hot And they get miserable
Starting point is 00:08:22 Cranky and whey and but if you bring a bunch of food Then you got to lug all that crap to the beach So when you're going to the beach You have to lug all this crap And then it's like the kids are there for an hour Then they're tired, they're hot You're getting sunburned It's like oh my gosh
Starting point is 00:08:35 What do I do? It's so frustrating Yeah that doesn't sound enjoyable And I'm already not a beach person But that really doesn't add to it I got sand in my ear I got sand in my nose I am not a beach person
Starting point is 00:08:47 So I don't get it I don't understand the beach But my wife likes it so we go sometimes And it's just like I don't get it If you're not a beach person What would you say you are? A lake person.
Starting point is 00:08:58 Okay. Do you like mountains? Oh, I love mountains. But you've never skied before. Never skied. Okay. But you, so, yeah. Really cool.
Starting point is 00:09:07 Like, I wouldn't mind. I like hiking up and climbing up. I've never been on them when they're snowy. Oh, okay. I went to Colorado, but it was during the summer, so there was no snow on the mountain. But I will say, give me that green water and that algae on the ground that I can touch with my toes and the moss. Ah, I eat that up. Okay.
Starting point is 00:09:24 I don't love the feeling of rocks, but I would be more of a lake person. Most of time just because the lake has more activities. I like to be on a boat on a lake or... Yeah, or you're like there and you can... If you're at someone's lake house or something or a house on the lake, you jump in the water, play in the yard, then you can go inside. Yeah. And it's not typically as hot as like...
Starting point is 00:09:43 Yes. And the beach, well, in the end, you can have shade at the lake. There could be trees in the yard or wherever you're at. The beach, there ain't no shade. There's no going in a house. It's you're on the beach and then you've got to pack up and go to the car and drive back. You guys don't get a house on the beach? I know those are options.
Starting point is 00:10:02 What? Do you know how much those are? They used to be relatively cheap. We go down to Gulf Shores, Alabama for spring break. There'd be a whole bunch of us if we were in the house. Okay. Hold on. When you're in college and you have 52 people crammed you in a house, it's cheap.
Starting point is 00:10:16 Well, I'm sorry, that's the reference that I have. When you're an adult and you're only paying for one family to stay in a house on the beach. Yeah. They're probably super. pricey right now too I would imagine I would imagine too I don't know it it's been cold everywhere so I don't look at it I'm like I'm good I'll pass I'll just stay you know like a mile off the beach and yeah oh wait I'm not even going so I'm not you know so what are you going to do for a week with them not here I'll probably come to work okay besides working though I have your free afternoons for evenings
Starting point is 00:10:45 that's going to be weird that's going to be weird because usually I got to be having a schedule you know like oh got to get the kid off the bus at three o'clock and now I'm going to be like oh it's three o'clock What do I do? Yeah. Honey, you're going to make me... Oh, no, you're not going to make me dinner because you're not here. What am I going to... Will you cook when she's not there?
Starting point is 00:11:04 It'll be a lot of takeout, watching sports. I'll probably cook one meal. I have these recipe for enchiladas. And I make... And it'll last you through the week. Well, it makes two, or it makes like 10 of them. Yeah. So I eat two at a time.
Starting point is 00:11:19 So that's five meals. Okay. That gets you through one meal each day every week of the week. Right. So that's good. Okay, but besides that, probably some takeout. Probably. I mean, I'm just trying to picture a life of lunchbox without the kids, without the
Starting point is 00:11:34 wife, what that looks like for a week. That's what it's going to look like. I'm just going to be hanging out. I mean, it's going to be weird. It's not going to be a lot of, ah, ah, dad, dad. It's going to be quiet. Will you like it or were you like it for a few hours and then? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:11:49 I've never had it. This is the first time? First time ever. This is going to be weird. It's the first time ever because this is their first spring break because he's in kindergarten. My oldest is in kindergarten. We've never had spring break before. So we've never had a week off.
Starting point is 00:12:01 Yeah. A school where they could go do something. So it's like, all right. And he's the only one in school right now. Yeah. Right. That's crazy. Well, you got one in kindergarten, one in pre-K.
Starting point is 00:12:11 So he'll be in kindergarten next year. Remind me that pre-K is only half days, right? No, no, it's normal. It is? Yeah. Oh. I don't know why I thought it was. That's Mother's Day out.
Starting point is 00:12:22 Oh, when pre-K. But then she's, No, Mother's Day out is when it's only like half a day. Like it gives you like two or three hours to do, like mothers give a break, go, you know, to get a cocktail and then come back and get your kid. Okay. I don't know. I feel like my pre-K was like half days. Yeah, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:12:38 I don't remember doing pre-K. I did gymnastics instead. I did gymnastics too. There was pre-K and there somewhere. Yeah, I think I skipped pre-K because I wanted to do gymnastics because I didn't want to go to school. You never stuck with it, though? You didn't become a gymnast? No, no.
Starting point is 00:12:51 I think I was a one and done. Did you just want to like play on all the little phone things? Well I just didn't want to go to school I think is what it was and so I had to do that or go to pre-K I think and so I said I'll do gymnastics. How long were you like hour-wise you think you were in gymnastics for? Was it like the whole half of a morning or were we just there for an hour? I think probably for an hour. That's funny. If I had to guess, I really, I just remember being in gymnastics when I was like four and that was because I didn't want to go to preschool.
Starting point is 00:13:22 school and we I remember doing a cartwheel on the big beam towards the end that was all you got that's all I got and I don't even know if it was a high beam if it was like a beam that was barely off the ground but I just remember that long that long and I remember practicing cartwheels and I don't know I have no idea and then I never went back what sports did you play when you were a kid what did I play yeah like now that I'm thinking about like gymnastics obviously when you're super super young but I played soccer I played baseball I played basketball for a couple of seasons and I ran track, I ran cross-country, that was it. Okay. Those are about what I suspected, based on what you've talked about before. Yeah, I never played football. I was too big. The coaches were like, hey, you're going to hurt people out here. Oh, yeah, I'm sure that's what they said.
Starting point is 00:14:07 Yeah, really, I was, I was five feet tall, 85 pounds until my junior year of high school. Was your junior year when you had kind of your gross work? Yeah. That's when I finally got tall and had a much deeper voice. No, I've already had a deep voice. Really? Yeah, always. You never, when the gross part, did it come even deeper, though?
Starting point is 00:14:28 I don't know. I mean, I know everyone's all I'd go, you know, you do that. Yeah. And, oh, you know, and your boys would make fun of you, but your voice cracks. But I always had a deep voice, I think. Maybe it was starting out deep and then it just got really deeper. Maybe. Like you went down an octave or something.
Starting point is 00:14:45 Am I a baritone? Is that what they call it? Baritone. I think it's a baritone. Yeah. Hey, hello. That sounds accurate at least. Yeah, so that was me.
Starting point is 00:14:51 What did you play? You played softball, right? Yeah, I did softball, volleyball, basketball. I was also competitive cheerleader, but all of that. Yeah, basketball, let me tell you about my basketball career. So I was on the Denver Nuggets the first year. Me. Oh, yeah, like the NBA team?
Starting point is 00:15:10 Yes. Me, Rob Pigott, Nick Jacobson. How do you remember all of their names? And we went 0 in 10. Oh, you were horrible. We didn't win a single. game. Okay, yeah. So, not your sport. And, oh,
Starting point is 00:15:25 Ian Pierce was on my team too. And we got just demolished. Demolished. Do you think that's why you didn't end up liking basketball or were you just not good at it? I mean, I was tiny. Like, I was so small that it didn't matter. Then I played the next year and I was on the Chicago Bowls. And we went undefeated. Why do they all have the NBA teams? It's really throwing me off.
Starting point is 00:15:50 It was awesome. It was A.J. Bright, Russell Valdez. How did you also go from the not winning a single game to winning every game? Well, I mean, you're not on the same team. So it was really your teammates, but you still sucked? I mean, yeah. Okay. Let me tell you, let me just name the team.
Starting point is 00:16:11 We had A.J. Bright, Russell Valdez, Ben Noyes, Travis Parks, Brett Aycock, me, Britannia Green, Michael Tipton You're saying these names like this matters I just mean like I don't know who any of those people are I mean we had 10 players and I just named you
Starting point is 00:16:32 like nine of them It's impressive that you can name them I'll give you that But like that doesn't mean no good Because I have zero idea It was awesome dude It was so cool And we ran plays
Starting point is 00:16:42 We were like Jordan Jordan We would name real Chicago Bulls players Pippin Pippin Pippin
Starting point is 00:16:49 And that's how we'd run it And I talked to my dad The other day he was the assistant coach and he was like, because my kids were playing basketball now. And he was like, you guys, we had run plays and we'd call plays. He goes, you know what would drive us them? Just drive us nuts.
Starting point is 00:17:02 I was like, no. He goes, if we called Pippin, even if someone broke wide open over here by the basket, you would only, you guys would only pass it to the person that was supposed to when the play was called. Like you're supposed to pass it over here and they're supposed to pass it over somewhere else instead of just passing to a wide open person.
Starting point is 00:17:21 You guys were very strong. structured in your place. Yes. So you didn't have a lot of, what's the word I'm looking for here? There wasn't a lot of just wing in it. If you saw a better thing happening. Yes, we still just stuck to the play. But I'm going to tell you, we had the Twin Towers, Ben Noyes and Travis Parks.
Starting point is 00:17:39 You've got to stop saying their names. Unless they became professional athletes or something, I have no idea who these people are. No, I don't know what they came. I haven't seen them in however many years. But they were the Twin Towers down low. And, I mean, we just, they'd get so many. rebounds, they were great. You know what's funny when I played basketball?
Starting point is 00:17:57 I was very spicy. Like I was good at being very scrappy and like kind of running up because I was little, much like you're talking about. But it was so funny, I would always get fouls. Like I would foul people because I'd grab them and like hug them trying to get the ball because I didn't want to be mean. And that's how I'd try and get the ball from them. Interesting.
Starting point is 00:18:19 So I wasn't very good at stealing the ball sneakily. I just was like kind of a big hug and like knock it out of their hands. Okay. So you're one of those people. Yeah, I failed a lot. But it was, I was trying to help my team steal a ball, but it didn't want to be mean. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:33 I mean, we had that experience a couple weeks ago when we were playing a game. The other team, one guy on their team, he got real mad at this girl on our team because she was guarding him and he just took two hands straight to her chest and shoved her down. See that so mean. And then Baby Box 2 was going to get a loose ball and the guy grabbed him by the Jersey, and then the next down down the court, oh, you want to see him? He did a Morgan. He grabbed and hug. Oh, he didn't grab and hug. He did grab and tackle. Okay, I didn't tackle anybody out. Oh, no, no, he tackled.
Starting point is 00:19:04 I was giving free hugs. I mean, it was hilarious. Like, I mean, he's trying to get away and he is just getting, I'm trying to pull the video. Okay, here. We'll take a quick break. You get the video up. Oh, it's coming. It's coming. I know, but we got to take a break. Yeah, we got to take a break. Yeah, we got to take a break. So, there's two golden rules that any man should live by. Rule one, never mess with a country girl. You play stupid games, you get stupid prizes. And rule two, never mess with her friends either. We always say that trust your girlfriends.
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Starting point is 00:20:23 Saturday Night Live, and the Big Money Players Network. It's Will Ferrell. Woo, woo, woo, woo. My dad gave me the best advice ever. I went and had lunch with them one day. And I was like, and dad, I think I want to really give this a shot. I don't know what that means, but I just know the groundlings.
Starting point is 00:20:42 I'm working my way up through and I know it's a place that come look for up and coming talent. He said, if it was based solely on talent, I wouldn't worry about you, which is really sweet. Yeah. He goes, but there's so much luck involved. And he's like, just give it a shot. And he goes, but if you ever reach a point where you're banging your head against the wall, and it doesn't feel fun anymore, it's okay to quit. If you saw it written down, it would not be an inspiration.
Starting point is 00:21:06 It would not be on a calendar of, you know, the cat. Just hang in there. Yeah, it would not be. Right, it wouldn't be that. There's a lot of luck. Listen to Thanks Dad on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. In 2023, former bachelor star Clayton Eckerd found himself at the center of a paternity scandal. The family court hearings that followed revealed glaring inconsistencies in her story.
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Starting point is 00:22:26 Listen to Love Trapped podcast on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. You can have opinions. You can have like a strong stance. And then there's your body having its own program. I'm Dr. Maya Shunker, a cognitive scientist and hosts of the podcast, a slight change of plans, a show about who we are and who we become when life makes other plans. We share stories and scientific insights to help us all better navigate these periods of turbulence and transformation. There is one finding that is consistent.
Starting point is 00:23:03 And that is that our resilience rests on our relationships. I wish that I hadn't resisted for so long the need to change. We have to be willing to live with a kind of uncertainty that none of us likes. Listen to a slight change of plans on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. All right, did you find the video? Do we have Baby Box 2? Wait, did Baby Box 2 get tackled? Oh yeah, he's the one that gets tackled.
Starting point is 00:23:38 He doesn't, and he was getting so annoyed, and this kid just freaking tackled. And where is it? Man, this is great. We took a break, lunchbox. It's okay. We can come back to it. No, no, no. I mean, listen, I am just so good at scrolling my phone to find it.
Starting point is 00:23:54 Well, I can tell you, I did, so I also when I did competitive softball, that was my favorite sport. I wish I would have pursued that one. I'm having one of my old athletes on my podcast. Her and I were. One of your old athletes, one of your old teammates? Sorry, words are really hard for me. I know, words are hard for everybody, I'm telling you. No, but this morning I tried to put mascara on my lips, okay?
Starting point is 00:24:15 That's not good. I'm not functioning 100%, so things are a little wonky. But one of my old softball teammates, she was on... I mean, look at these ballers. Ballers. They are ball. Lunchbox is showing me a picture of all the baby boxes, and they're all adorable. They're so cute.
Starting point is 00:24:30 I mean, look at those pants. I mean, look at those shorts. You can't even see his body. They can't see them. But look at it. You can't even see him. his body. No.
Starting point is 00:24:39 The other ones have like regular on and one of them has like shorts that go down to his ankles. No, no. Those are the shorts the league gave you. That's what they give them? Yes. They're not even. Oh my goodness.
Starting point is 00:24:50 Okay. Anyway, so I had one of my old teammates on, she was on Team USA. She played for the Florida Gators, won two state champions championships with them. She was on the USA team for what? For the Olympics. That's legit. She was really awesome. So I have her coming on my podcast at some point.
Starting point is 00:25:06 but her and I played competitively on the Mustangs back in Wichita for a long time. Kelsey Stewart. See, thank you. You got to throw names out there. I know, but you don't know them. That doesn't help you. No, but it's fun. You know what it's fun?
Starting point is 00:25:20 What? It's the same names. Like, everybody should know who they are. Like, that is the most fun thing. I love that. And it is fun to, like, the three degrees of separation. Yeah, like somebody knows somebody. Yes.
Starting point is 00:25:34 Yeah. Like, it's like you. just say it and somehow it gets back to him. You're not wrong. I'll give you that. But when you lifts it off the whole team, I'm definitely not going to remember any of those. Right.
Starting point is 00:25:44 I get that. No, I understand you won't remember that. But it's like when we first started in my first, my girlfriend in second grade, Tracy Prelup, right? Okay. I hadn't seen her. I mean, I don't even know when the last, I'm probably maybe fourth grade.
Starting point is 00:25:58 Okay. And then I gave her a shout out and it got back to her and she, you know, boom, hit me up. You know what I mean? Like, things like that. Is this how you end up messaging people on Facebook? Because like you said something one time and then they reached back out and now you're talking to them again? Some people, yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:15 Some. I mean, because it's, it's, it's, it's, you think the world is really big, right? No, it's every, there is, to your point, there is third degree of separation somewhere. Right. Exactly. But the world really is very small. Oh, that was so wise of you. I know, because it's crazy how you think.
Starting point is 00:26:32 I don't think I've ever heard you say something so philosophical. Well, I just say that because... No, and the way... It was the way you said it, too, is the delivery of his... You think the world is so big. But really, everything is very small. You're right. That's how you said it.
Starting point is 00:26:50 Oh, here we go. He's still been looking for this video the whole time, guys. This is what happens when you put lunchbox on his phone. You ready? You ready? Let's see, here it goes. You keep saying you're ready, but you're not pulling it up. I'm pulling it up.
Starting point is 00:27:03 Hold on. I've got to get there. Okay, we gotta put your noise up to the mic While you show me so at least they can hear it Oh, look at this Watch this, look at the physicality of this This is phone time with lunchbox Look and watch this girl to shove the dude
Starting point is 00:27:17 Oh yeah, she did She definitely pushed it Get ready, get ready, get ready He'd better get tackled Oh, oh yeah Yeah It's a lot more gentler Than when I was in sixth grade
Starting point is 00:27:27 And I was hugging people But yeah You wouldn't let them up man Come on, rep No Geez Listen, can I do what you gotta do to get the ball sometimes, you know? I mean, here's this problem.
Starting point is 00:27:37 This ref in this league, he's just there to get money. Well, yeah, no crap. How old are they? What age is that? Four to six. Yeah, he doesn't care if they're going to win. They don't care if they're going to win or win. It's not talking about winning.
Starting point is 00:27:47 He just blows the whistle. Okay, if you were him, wouldn't you also be doing the same thing? No, no. You're not even letting me finish in the sentence. What am I going to say next? That he was not even paying attention, didn't really make any calls. He just blow the whistle, whatever. something might happen.
Starting point is 00:28:04 The ball is right. He just blow the whistle and just hold the ball there. And he wouldn't say whose ball was and we're all just like, huh? And he's like, hmm. Huh. And I'm like, whose ball is it, man? Like, it's a running clock. You got to say which way it's going. He really was there.
Starting point is 00:28:20 Just check in, check out. Oh, check in, get paid, check out. Like, it was so. But you probably had that point in your job. I mean, how old is he? He's a man. Like, man man, like he's 30s? Probably 50.
Starting point is 00:28:32 Oh. He's an old man. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, he ain't old. Well, to those kids he is. Yeah, to you. That's what I'm saying. Like, everything is relative with age. I am saying, like, he wouldn't even, like, the one game,
Starting point is 00:28:48 he didn't even tell us the game was starting. I'm sitting there talking to my team and he just hands the ball to the other team. And they start dribbling on the court. I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa! And like, when the two-handed shove happened, he didn't even call it. I had to go up to the kid and be like, whoa, whoa, we can't do that. And then he came over and he's like, we can't do that. You know, maybe poor guys just.
Starting point is 00:29:04 been through it and he really, this really is like the bottom of the barrel for him. Oh, it's not even bottom of the barrel. It's just, hey, it's a side gig probably on the weekends. He's like, I mean, I'll just show up and I, what do I care? I mean, it's not, you should talk to him sometime. See if you can get a little bit of a story.
Starting point is 00:29:22 Okay. Maybe it'll make him feel a little bit better about refereeing. Well, I used to referee. Come on. I know, but maybe there's a reason he's just not, you know. I mean, not really, I mean, really at four and six, four to six, year old basketball, you could call, I mean, you'd have to blow the whistle every two seconds. I get that.
Starting point is 00:29:38 But at least tell me whose ball it is. It drove me nuts. He would blow the whistle and then just hold the ball out in his palm. That doesn't help me or the kids know whose ball it is. Are you coaching? Yeah. Did you start coaching this year? Is this your first year coaching?
Starting point is 00:29:54 Yeah, it's our first year of basketball. Are you having fun? It was a blast. With basketball being the one sport that you weren't super good at? I'm not good at baseball either. Oh. well okay I wasn't gonna knock you down on all of them but why did you decide to coach basketball? Why not?
Starting point is 00:30:11 Are you just gonna coach everything even if it wasn't your vibe? No. Okay. I didn't know how it works because you're talking like the referees you know if they're not super good like what if the coaches are super good? I mean just point which direction I don't care if you get the call right or wrong just point a direction so we know who's ball it is. I hear you but like you know at least enough about basketball I'm assuming to then do some try and do plays and stuff like that or at this point I Are you not even doing that? At this age, you're not doing plays.
Starting point is 00:30:35 You're literally just trying to get them to go the right direction. Okay. You're kind of just a really big advocate and cheerleader for them. Yeah, and you just try to get them to dribble the ball, and that's really the most important part. Like, we played one. Do you do little drills with basketball, like to dribble? Listen, my practices, there is no shooting.
Starting point is 00:30:55 What do you do at practice? Dribble. That's all you do? Dribble. Why don't you guys shoot ever? I mean, shooting's part of the game. No. It doesn't matter.
Starting point is 00:31:03 Because 90% of your shots aren't making it to the hoop. So all you're doing is dribbling? Dribble. Dribble. How long are these practices? 45 minutes to an hour. And all you guys do is dribble? Dribble.
Starting point is 00:31:16 I know those could take those practices. And then we pass. And then we pass. And then we dribble some more. And then we dribble some more. Why don't you do like 10 minutes of shooting at least? Just something. Don't need to.
Starting point is 00:31:26 How are they ever going to get better at shooting? They'll get older and they'll get where they can make it to the hoop. at this age, 90% of them can't make it up to the hoop. So you're telling me that the score of these games is like 0.3? Final score of the last game, 4-0-0. Oh, that's so boring. No, it's not. It is not boring.
Starting point is 00:31:44 There's action-packed to edge-your-seat drama. Nothing about that sounds action-packed. And see, that's the thing. How long are the games? Four, six-minute quarters. Okay. 24 minutes. Okay.
Starting point is 00:31:57 But how long does it actually go? Probably an hour. Probably five minutes. because it's a running clock. Oh, they don't ever stop the clock. So it really does last about 30 minutes. Yeah, it's really fast. Okay.
Starting point is 00:32:06 But I mean, here's the thing. We played a team, our last game. They practiced at the same time on the opposite end of the gym as us. And you know what they practiced? They practiced passing and shooting. That's all they practiced. Okay. Game time, all their kids did was grab the ball and run around with it.
Starting point is 00:32:27 Never knew they had to dribble the ball. Okay. So wait, who won? We did. Four nothing. You guys are the ones with the four. Yeah. Who made the two shots?
Starting point is 00:32:36 That's the greatest beauty part of this whole story. Got a girl on our team, won't name her. Let's just say, beginning of the year, she couldn't get the ball to the net. Now she can. Little layups? No, no layups.
Starting point is 00:32:51 There's no lay. They don't know how to do a layup. They don't know how to do a layup. Listen, I have faith. And she gets it. She shoots. off a rebate. She got the rebound. Goes up, shoots it.
Starting point is 00:33:04 And it goes in. Two nothing. The Nets are winning. The Nets are up to nothing. You guys are called the Nets? Yeah, Brooklyn Nets. What is with all of them being called the NBA teams? Why would you come up with fun names? Well, it's just like in baseball, you want to be a professional team because you see them on TV. Okay. I just thought it would be fun to make up a team name, though, more than take somebody else's. Yeah, sometimes we do do that.
Starting point is 00:33:28 Okay. You said do-doo. Do-do. So she, like, after practice, she'd sit there and practice, we'd practice shooting, practice shooting. And she started getting it. And then she made it in the game. And I mean, we went bananas. And afterwards, I asked her parents.
Starting point is 00:33:45 I'm like, did you guys see it? And they're like, we saw the end of it. So they must have been looking at a little brother or something. Yeah. Yeah. That's funny. But it was her. She made both the shots.
Starting point is 00:33:54 No, she made one. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. It sounded like she made both of shit. No, no, she just made one, made one. But that was awesome. Like, I mean, it was great.
Starting point is 00:34:01 Well, what about the other two points? The other two points, I think it was another kid on the team. He's made a couple baskets before. I mean, so him, his problem was he won me. He'd be, like, before practice and before the games, he'd be playing with his sister, and his sister's older. He's real aggressive. But then once he got in the game, he'd be all kind of, mm. And I told him one day, I said, hey, with three games.
Starting point is 00:34:27 to go on the season. Hey, you think you could play as hard and aggressive as you do against your sister? Yeah, yeah, I can try that. Made a basket that game. I mean, it was just like, come on, man. I wonder why he didn't want to. That's funny. It's just you get in there and it's like, oh, because you're familiar with your family,
Starting point is 00:34:44 your sister, your brother. So you play a little bit harder. When you're out there with strangers, sometimes you get like, eh. So, yeah, I was a great. That's how I was in sixth grade. I didn't want to hurt anybody. It was great, man. It was so fun.
Starting point is 00:34:55 And then, yeah, it was a great season. And we talked about it all over on the SOR Losers. I mean, I recap all the game. Every game I recapped it. You recap every single game. Oh, yeah. Oh, dear. No, there's excitement.
Starting point is 00:35:11 I'm not laughing at you. I'm laughing with you. But you're not laughing. There's nothing funny. Okay. I mean, we talk about draining shot. I mean, here's the crazy part. I had no idea how good we were going to be or how bad we were going to be.
Starting point is 00:35:23 I mean, there was a scandal in the league. You can go listen to the sore losers from maybe this month, this past Monday. I mean, scandal in the league. Drama, drama. Maybe it was last Friday. It was last Friday's episode maybe. Okay. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:37 Okay, we'll go listen to Star Losers. We're going to take a quick break. We'll come back. We'll stop talking about sports. Also, I did play basketball in seventh grade. I forgot. I left off the bowl. I played on the Bulls undefeated, name the team, you know?
Starting point is 00:35:47 Yeah. Chad was the 10th guy. Oh, boy. Chad Garvin. Thank you so much for this information. Carvin. I was sleep better at night. That's crazy.
Starting point is 00:35:57 I can name all 10 players at run. my balls team. How wild is that? Okay. We're going to take a quick break we'll be right back. There's two golden rules that any man should live by. Rule one, never mess with a country girl. You play
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Starting point is 00:36:31 a group of women discover they've all dated the same prolific con artist. I felt like I got hit by a truck. I thought, how could this happen to me? The cops didn't seem to care. So they take matters into their own hands. I said, oh, hell no. I vowed. I will be his last target. He's going to get what he deserves.
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Starting point is 00:37:16 Woo. Woo. My dad gave me the best advice ever. I went and had lunch with them one day and I was like, and dad, I think I want to really give this a shot. I don't know what that means, but I just know the groundlings. I'm working my way up through and I know it's a place they come look for up and coming talent. He said if it was based solely on talent, I wouldn't worry about you.
Starting point is 00:37:37 which is really sweet. He goes, but there's so much luck involved. And he's like, just give it a shot. He goes, but if you ever reach a point where you're banging your head against the wall and it doesn't feel fun anymore, it's okay to quit. If you saw it written down, it would not be an inspiration. It would not be on a calendar of, you know, the cat. Just hang in there.
Starting point is 00:38:01 Yeah, it would not be. Right, it wouldn't be that. There's a lot of luck. Listen to Thanks, Dad, on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. In 2023, former bachelor star Clayton Eckerd found himself at the center of a paternity scandal. The family court hearings that followed revealed glaring inconsistencies in her story. This began a years-long court battle to prove the truth. You doctored this particular test twice, Ms. Snellins, correct?
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Starting point is 00:40:02 with a kind of uncertainty that none of us likes. Listen to a slight change of plans on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. All right. Well, besides sports, I want to talk about something. So you know how the Oscars just happened? Yeah. It's okay if you didn't watch. We're not talking about that.
Starting point is 00:40:27 I was going to say, you are looking at the wrong person. If you think I even turned it on my TV. No, I also didn't watch. I was watching on social media. But I saw all these celebrities celebrating after they won their Oscars. and they all had different versions of what that celebrating would look like. Like one went in their gown to in and out and they were eating a burger. Another one was in a hotel room and they had two giant bowls of french fries that they were in their hotel room eating like in their sweats.
Starting point is 00:40:51 If you won an award, like we've won the CMA before, if you won an award and it was the first one ever, what would you celebrate? Like how would you celebrate after that happens? I mean, an Oscar is different. You, because you're, it's a huge party, so there's something going on. You're not going to just go back to your hotel room. I mean, I've never even thought about it, so I have no idea. I know. It's a random question.
Starting point is 00:41:18 I'd probably go out somewhere and set it at my table. If I go to dinner, if I go have drinks. Would you go baller? Like, would you go rent and have a VIP booth at a bar or something and have a big party? Or are you more like, I'm going home and like just. Oh, I'm not going home. No, why would you go home? The point is to go out and celebrate.
Starting point is 00:41:36 Everybody had different celebrations. That's why I'm asking. Like the In-N-Out, that's probably a paid sponsorship. Like, let's be real. I mean, just think about it. That's just dumb. Okay. Some people love End-N-Out.
Starting point is 00:41:46 I love Taco Bell. You wouldn't have to pay me. I'd go there. You wouldn't go there after you won your CMA. I think I actually have gone to Taco Bell after we won the States. Well, CMA is different because you've won't. I'm talking if you went to Oscars, you're not going to be like, first name, I'm going to go to the Taco Bell. Like, that's not.
Starting point is 00:42:01 Yeah. I'll be honest. Well, I mean, I shouldn't say that. I mean, this past email, I was out all night, so I shouldn't say I didn't do something. I've pulled an all night for that night. Okay. See, like, that's what I mean. I don't, I just, I mean, I'm never even putting thought into it because it's like,
Starting point is 00:42:19 I've never been up for a major award. I mean, but CMS is our major award. Okay. If you win an Oscar, buy yourself. Yeah, I'm going out. Go party. Party it up. You got to buy shots for everyone, or are you going to use that Oscar?
Starting point is 00:42:33 No, no, everybody's going to buy you stuff. because you won and they're going to celebrate you. It's like I would go somewhere where there's a long line and I'd walk under the front and I'd go, oh, sorry, you can't get, and I'd just hold up my oscar, and I'd just hold up my oscar, my, yeah, come on in. Do you think that actually work? Like, that's your flash tag? Yes.
Starting point is 00:42:49 But I don't know if there's even lines after the Oscar. I have no idea. It's all private parties anyway. I was going to say, probably they're already on all the lists. All private parties. If you're nominated, you're on every single list. Exactly. So.
Starting point is 00:43:00 Is that a crazy life to think of, though? You know what I mean? Is it one to think about what? Like you're... You're on a list? No, you think of all the famous actors and artists and all kinds of things. And you get nominated for an Oscar and you're invited to just every party that is the biggest party of the year. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:43:21 In that life. And you show up and anybody of who's who is there. But there's so many people that are there. I know, but like, what do you think that's like? It's just all people that are like majorly famous. and you're just in a room with all of them. Pretty awesome. Right?
Starting point is 00:43:38 Yeah. Pretty great. I always see the Vanity Fair. The after party for Vanity Fair is the one that always intrigues me because almost everybody goes to it after the Oscars or whatever. So it must be the main party? It is. I think it is like the Oscars true after party. And that one always just intrigues me because you never really hear.
Starting point is 00:43:55 I think I've seen a few photos that have like come out from it. We never really hear that party. But you think about sitting next to all those people that you've been. watched on screens for years and this is just this massive room and they're all in one room for one night. Now I get it like yeah, if you're a new actor, but if you're like Tom Hanks, it's the same people you see all the time. It is true. And it's sort of like an athlete. It's sort of like an athlete if you get to go to the All Star game. Maybe it's because like if we like athletes and actors, it seems more cool to us because we've been around a lot of artists like at ACMs or CMAs and
Starting point is 00:44:25 we've been in the room with all of them. It feels like we've seen them a lot. Maybe it's that same experience for them. Yeah. But it feels weird to me because we haven't ever met any of those people. I think that's probably what it is because like the artist we were around and everybody's like oh my gosh you and I'm like what's a big deal like it's it is true but that's also why all of your like backstage behind the scenes content everybody loves because they want to see the artist they want to see what's happening and I'm just like all right yeah here's an artist what's up and artists I think sometimes artists think it's weird but whatever yeah right it's strange listen everything about like celebrity life is strange yeah that's true we're being philosophical again? Did you go to like a like you take a degree in philosophy over the last week or something? No. I mean just life is I mean if you think about it life is the weirdest thing in the way. I mean it's so weird.
Starting point is 00:45:14 It is but tell me more. I don't know. I don't have. I mean I just saying it's so weird. It is weird. How it works. Yeah it's funny how nothing but everything makes sense at the same time. Does anything make sense? That's what I said. Nothing but also everything makes sense. No, no, but you said everything does make sense.
Starting point is 00:45:33 But everything also doesn't. What makes sense? Nothing makes sense. None of it. It doesn't, but also it does in the grand scheme of things. It doesn't make sense that we close our eyes and we go to sleep and we just automatically wake up. That is, how does that work?
Starting point is 00:45:47 Oh, you want to talk about like really blowing my mind? All the stuff with the vertigo blows my mind. The fact that this exists, that everybody can just wake up one day and decide, I'm not going to walk with gravity today. You want to talk about like something that's truly blown my mind? Yeah. Well, that's weird. That's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:46:02 like so it has made me see it but also everything does make sense in a way when you look back on your life like you're 99 years old and you look back on your life it will have made sense but while you're in it it doesn't you know what I mean? No you don't get that no
Starting point is 00:46:20 like everything happened for different reasons and you can kind of piece together the puzzles when you're looking back at the when you have all the information see I don't like that I don't like that talk I don't know I don't know if you're talking about a really cool life talking about maybe about dying. I'm not a... I know.
Starting point is 00:46:34 You're really... You have a thing about death. Oh, yeah. Who doesn't? Well, it's also just a natural part of life ago. Okay. I always find out one thing you can't... Yeah.
Starting point is 00:46:51 Hey, did you watch apple cider vinegar yet? No. Did you watch Paradise yet? I don't know what that is. You know what I did start based on your recommendation and I have not liked it. I've watched like four episodes. calling from accounts. You don't like it?
Starting point is 00:47:05 No. I'm on like episode four. I'm like, what am I watching? What? Yeah, I know. I had a feeling you'd have that.
Starting point is 00:47:13 How did you not, how do you not like it? I don't know if it's just too indie for me? Indy? It ain't indie at all. It's hilarious. No, it's indie.
Starting point is 00:47:22 Let me, okay, let me just pull up the text messages then. I mean, if I got to do it. What text messages? I mean, gosh.
Starting point is 00:47:31 Wait, I don't know what, text messages you're talking about. That's exactly. That's why I'll tell you. I mean, you're not wrong though. I mean, on Rotten Tomatoes, it has an insane score. Like, 100% literally. I mean... I mean, how long did it take you to get into it? About two minutes. Oh, yeah, I know. I'm like four episodes in.
Starting point is 00:47:49 The very beginning when she's out for a walk and she's walking across the street. Maybe it's just because it's not my sense of humor. What's your sense of humor? You don't like funny? I like funny. I love funny stuff. Maybe this one just doesn't do it for me. Oh my gosh. Kind of, I mean, like, New Girl is one of my favorite shows, but New Girl doesn't do it for everybody.
Starting point is 00:48:09 Maybe that's kind of the similarity. Oh, my God. I can't believe it. Okay, here we go. From Josh and Mary. Oh, I was like, I thought you were playing up text for me. I was like, did I say something about calling from accounts? Josh and Mary, we went to dinner with them.
Starting point is 00:48:22 And we were talking about shows. Okay. And we said, calling from accounts. And they said, we'll try it when we get home. They get home that night. Oh, my God, watching calling from accounts and how. Blank in the bathtub. I haven't heard Josh laugh that loud in forever.
Starting point is 00:48:37 That means they loved it. I'm not saying it's not great. No, no, let me go, let me go to, let me go to Mickey. Oh, boy, I hit a nerve. Let me go to Mickey. I wanted to like it, especially because, you know, the dog, and you told me I'd be okay to watch it because the dog doesn't die. Yeah, let's see.
Starting point is 00:48:58 And that's not a spoiler because there's the, does the dog die? www.com thing. What? You can go to dogs, does the dog die.com and see if a dog dies in a TV show or a movie before you watch it. Why would you do that?
Starting point is 00:49:10 Because I don't like seeing animals die. Why would you ruin? I can't watch things die out. I will immediately stop watching a show or movie if it happens. Oh, there we go. Mickey and Carla. Colin from accounts is hilarious.
Starting point is 00:49:24 Great recommendation. I mean... Okay, but maybe all these people, they're your friends. So, these are people that have a sense humor. I have the students of I have met one. I hang out with you all the time. I have not met one person in the history of my life. I don't know
Starting point is 00:49:38 what to tell you. That does not like calling from accounts. I don't know. I have like four episodes in, so it's not like I haven't given it a shot. I was just like, this is fine. I want to ask you questions, but I don't want to ruin episodes, so I can't even. Maybe you hyped it up too much for me, though. No, there's no, no. I hyped it up the same for everybody. It is fantastic. All right. I don't know. I tried. I tried for
Starting point is 00:50:00 you. You told me to watch it and I tried. Oh my gosh. Like I did get some chuckles out, but it just wasn't I don't know. You didn't get Yeah. The end of the first episode, you didn't laugh out loud? Tell me your favorite, top three favorite comedy movies. I bet I like all of them.
Starting point is 00:50:17 I have no idea. I don't know. Well, it's like you grew up and these are favorite comedy movies you liked. Like, I love all the Adam Sandler stuff. I love Will Ferrell. I love comedy. I like comedians. You don't like comedy if you don't like calling from accounts. You are the only person in the history of the world.
Starting point is 00:50:34 This might be too dry for me. I have noticed I don't love dry humor if it's like super, super dry. I mean, it is, gosh, it's so funny. It is so, I mean, I can't. I'm sorry. I feel so sorry for you. I feel so sorry for you. I wanted to like it.
Starting point is 00:50:49 It is possible. I did also start it when I was sending out to Vertigo. Okay. See, now this is. But I started a lot of things and I ended up liking them. So, I mean, I started paradise when I had Vertigo. It probably hurt to love. laugh.
Starting point is 00:51:01 No, it's hard to laugh. I would have laughed. And if I couldn't laugh, I would have just turned it off. Because, I mean, if you're not laughing out loud in the first 10 minutes of that show, I mean, it's hilarious. When she walks around the call and goes, I mean, that's hilarious. I don't know. I don't know what to tell you.
Starting point is 00:51:20 I tried. Like, you didn't think that was funny? Like, it was fine. Oh, my gosh. Like at the end of the first episode when he... That part was funny. That's hilarious. He's telling me things he doesn't want to.
Starting point is 00:51:32 spoil for anybody who has a walk. That part was funny. I'm not saying there wasn't funny moments. What about the bathtub? I have set off a nerve. Yes, the bathtub. Oh my gosh. I mean, oh. That's it. That's it. It was funny. No, you just don't like it. It just wasn't
Starting point is 00:51:48 so funny. Okay. I'm sorry. Thanks for having us. Do you watch White Lotus? I also tried to get into that. Oh, my God. I think we have different. I don't think you and I have the same. If it doesn't have a dumb superhero in a You don't like it.
Starting point is 00:52:03 Oh, that's not aliens. If it's not aliens or superheroes, Morgan is out. That's also not true. Oh my gosh. White Lotus, do you watch season one? I am on episode one, so I haven't given it a full fair shot yet. All right. I just don't.
Starting point is 00:52:16 I just don't like dry humor. Is that dry humor? What is dry humor about that? It's really calling from accountants, but they're like... What is dry humor? Dry humor to me is like, it could be funny to somebody, but it's probably not going to be funny to everybody. dry humor is like it has a niche audience oh man
Starting point is 00:52:35 go go to call them accounts let's go check that rotten tomato it is I already told you it has 100% like I'm 100% in the in the wrong yeah I'm glad you admit it you said in the wrong I said in the and then I did not have been to thank you thank you I am in the lesser amount of people on this and I can acknowledge that man I don't know why yeah that's cool what else you got it is hard to make me laugh though sometimes too yeah because you don't have a good sense of humor that that may be your problem. Oh, shut up.
Starting point is 00:53:03 No, it's not. Oh, man, I just figured that. I giggle out the stupidest, are you kidding me? I giggle out the stupidest jokes. I got to write that down. I laugh at all my dad's dad jokes. I laugh at your guys' dad jokes. I don't have a dad joke.
Starting point is 00:53:15 You guys do dead jokes all the time. I haven't done a dad joke in my life. You're forgetting. It's not like a dad joke. You make a joke about being a dad. It's a thing. And you guys do it and I always laugh about it. You always say any joke we make, you're like such a dad joke just because we're dads.
Starting point is 00:53:31 You also couldn't hang out with me if I didn't have a sense of humor. You and I would not get along. Well, I'm starting to rethink my whole life. Are you? Yeah. No, no, no. This is a key part you're missing about this lunchbox. You and I literally could not hang out every day and actually get along as well as we do.
Starting point is 00:53:50 Man. If I did not allow humor in my life. Jeez. And here I thought you were a normal person. And now I have never been that mean to you about it. You hated on my movie. Remember when I made you watch Black Panther and you came on and you hated it. I didn't say.
Starting point is 00:54:06 You hated it. You're like, this is the stupidest movie. I didn't say that. No, you're wrong. You're wrong. You have my review all wrong. You heard that. Maybe that was your vertigo speaking.
Starting point is 00:54:15 That's what you're hearing right now. No, no, no. I did not say I hate it. I said, it was not for me. It was fine. Yeah, you're like, but like who cares? Why does everybody watch superhero stuff? We just have different tastes than TV shows and movies.
Starting point is 00:54:26 Yeah, I just, I can't watch all the superheroes. There's too many of them. That's fine. They're very confusing. and their worlds intertwine. I don't understand the story. And I like complexities of that. But Black Panther was good.
Starting point is 00:54:37 Black Panther was fine. It was not anything. It wasn't the most of me. Like when it first came out. When it first came out, everybody was like, this is the greatest movie of all time. It's so good.
Starting point is 00:54:45 It was really good when it came out. It was good. But there wasn't enough fighting. See, but this is where we differ. Yeah, it doesn't mean I don't have. I love to live in reality. I laugh at New Girl all the time.
Starting point is 00:54:56 I laugh at friends all the time. Yeah. It's better than friends. Funny. you funny. No, I know. You didn't like Seinfeld. Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:55:05 I didn't see, I think it's just different. We have very, we both have humor. It's just different kinds. Yeah, do you like everybody that loves Raymond? I don't think I ever watched that one. Okay. Did you watch the middle? Did you watch Modern Family?
Starting point is 00:55:16 Yes, both of those I liked. Modern Family was good in the beginning. It got terrible at the end. Yeah. It got so bad. I want to say I only watched like one season of Modern Family. I don't feel like I really walked down that whole one. Do you watch shrinking?
Starting point is 00:55:29 No, you have told me to check that one. out. Maybe I'll give that one to try. You won't like it. It's actually funny. Is it dry humor? I don't know what the heck dry humor means. It's funny. Do you like the office? Ah, yeah. Ah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:41 What do you mean? Ah, yeah. Ah, yeah. That's hilarious. I do. I watched all of the office. I lost it enough. It's just not my favorite. I figured out. I figured out what you don't like. What? You don't like uncomfortable humor. You don't like uncomfortable. You know, you know, you've known that about me forever. That's what it is. That's the difference.
Starting point is 00:55:57 Collin's room accounts is uncomfortable humor. Yeah. You. Boorrat. Uncomfortable humor. I liked Borat though. See, that's weird. It just depends.
Starting point is 00:56:08 It really depends. But you are right. I don't like uncomfortable. It's not risque. Like, I don't remind like risque, weird topics. It's uncomfortable. It's like when it makes you uncomfortable.
Starting point is 00:56:18 That's what I don't like. Yeah, you don't like the uncomfortable comedy. Because when we've gone out and done stuff together when you've seen me, I literally like shrink in a corner. I'm like, I don't like this feeling. You know what you need to look up? You need to watch. Ali G
Starting point is 00:56:30 Olly G Yeah Like Muhammad Ali Oli G like Like spelled A-L-I Yeah Okay Olly G
Starting point is 00:56:40 Oli G Oli G It's Sasha Baron Cohen It's the same Like Borat Like he interviews like It is so funny Okay
Starting point is 00:56:49 Deadpan Dry humor or dry wet humor Is a deliberate display Of emotional neutrality Or no emotion So it's like You can deliver things Without like
Starting point is 00:56:57 And you know me I can't do anything without giggling. You are like, you can do dry humor. You can do awkward bits and not laugh about it. If you made me do that, I'd be laughing because I don't know what else to do. Yeah. I'm pretty good with the dry because I get my wife and I'll tell her something and she'll be like, are you for real?
Starting point is 00:57:12 I'm like, no. She's like, you say it so serious. Like I don't know. Dry humor. Yeah. That's where it is. Does that help? We just have different variations.
Starting point is 00:57:21 Yeah. But you did hit the nail on the head. I will like, I really like, I really think of uncomfortable stuff. Listen, if you watch some clips from Ali G, you will. die. Like because it's uncomfortable or a laugh? Oh, because it's uncomfortable and it is hilarious. Hilarious. You love that stuff. Oh my gosh. You love seeing people uncomfortable. I don't. I mean, it is, I can't even describe how great it was. It was so funny. So funny. I saw show some close to my father-in-law and he hates it. He hates it. He hates it uncomfortable. He's
Starting point is 00:57:51 I can't. I can't. I'm like, let's watch another one. I make him watch another one and another one. It is so good. Is he a good? Is he a good? Is he a comfortable? comedian or is he you say clips like is he a comedian or it's a show but you don't have to watch the whole show okay okay okay yeah shika what is happening what is happening you want me involved a clip no oh man because you're gonna make fun of me for not liking it oh man let me find one let me find one we got to watch it oh boy can we play it on here i don't think so oh man i don't think so hold on i'm gonna pause this really quick i'll watch a clip and we'll come back and oh man okay yeah Can confirm I watched two of lunchboxes, Ali G videos.
Starting point is 00:58:32 I can't confirm we have very different humor. I didn't even pull up the great ones. I just typed in his name and those came up. I know, but it's definitely, you hit the nail on the head. You love uncomfortable situations, uncomfortable humor, dry humor. I don't. That's not my vibe. So, I just so baller.
Starting point is 00:58:49 And he heard him say, I get a shakab. And I just thought, like, I was really laughing because you were laughing because I was like, what is this? What is happening? I mean, that is laugh out of it. Like, fall out of your chair so funny. Like, so freaking funny. And I'm laughing because you're laughing.
Starting point is 00:59:03 I'm happy. You're only laughing because I'm laughing. You're not laughing at the humor. Like, he interviews like all those, like the old guy that does 60 minutes. I don't even know if he's laughing. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my God. You want to talk about it.
Starting point is 00:59:14 No, don't. I'm not pulling it up. Okay. All right. We're going to get out of here. Thanks for listening to this weekend. Go check out. So our losers, you can check out my podcast.
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Starting point is 00:59:42 He will recap every one of Baby Box 2. And Baby Box 1. He's on team. Don't sell him short. Sorry, I didn't know. You only mentioned Baby Box 2. I just thought about how he got tackled. I didn't talk about all the hoops.
Starting point is 00:59:52 Baby Box 1 made. He made me the next Michael Jordan. get the lowdown on basketball games in four-year-old. Four-year-old. Six-year-old sports. All right. We'll see everybody later. Thanks for being here, lunchbox. Thanks for being here on a Saturday. Yeah, you're welcome. See you at the Demolition Derby tonight. That's the best bits of the week with Morgan. Thanks for listening. Be sure to check out the other two parts this weekend. Go follow the show on all social platforms. At Bobby Bone's show. And follow at Webgirl Morgan. To submit your listener questions for next week's
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