The Bobby Bones Show - Best Bits Of Christmas
Episode Date: December 23, 2023Merry Christmas & Happy Holidays! This weekend we are counting down the Christmas shows from 2017 until 2023! You’ll get to hear each BBS Christmas Gift Exchange show thanks to listener Maureen ...who suggested the idea!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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It's the Best Bits of the Week with Morgan.
Part 2. Just the Bits.
Merry Christmas and happy holidays.
Yeah, that's as good as I will ever sound.
There we are. That's been stuck in my head, y'all, this holiday season. So Merry Christmas.
We are days away from Christmas. Maybe you're even listening to this on Christmas Eve.
If so, Merry Christmas, happy holidays. However you're celebrating, however you're spending it,
I hope you're having a great weekend. And because it's Christmas, I want to celebrate with a very
special best bits. Normally we count down the segments from the show this week. But because of
vacation and holidays, listener Maureen suggested this to me. She was like, you know,
I thought it would be a good idea if you played all of the Christmas shows back to back to back.
And I'm like, that is brilliant.
Maybe I can figure it out.
And we have.
So we're going to count down to Christmas with all of our Christmas shows from 2017 and on.
I mean, just the perfect amount.
I love that she suggested this this year because I have exactly seven Christmases to share with you guys,
including the one that just happened.
So get ready.
We're going to go down a little walk of holidays.
memory lane y'all. Before we start though, make sure you check out part one, part three this weekend.
I've got Mike D on with me and we do some Christmas this or that. Talk about what we're doing
over the Christmas season and some holiday movies. I mean just a lot of things over there. So go
check out part one, part three. But guys, it's time. Start your present engines and throw on those
reindeer antlers that I know you have. It's time to celebrate Bobby Bone Show Christmas.
Back in 2017, we did a 90s-themed Christmas gift exchange, which was fun to watch because we have some of us who were born in the 90s are right around there.
And we have others who were born a little bit before that.
So it was kind of all over.
Everybody had different perspectives for what the 90s meant to them.
And so everybody gifted somebody else, something that correlated to the 90s.
And it was a great time.
This is a good throwback.
Number seven.
It's kind of like, where do we start?
Because there's just so much, you know?
Gifts galore.
Ah.
Let's start with a fireplace.
So we got that burning?
Yeah.
Good.
Yeah.
That's the drink.
Yeah.
Eggnog, anyone?
Give me one of this.
Yeah.
Not really my thing, but...
Oh, here's this virgin eggnog.
Yeah, I know, but still, this is not good.
It's not gross.
Here, take a turkey to this.
You like this?
You put a little cinnamon in.
No, I don't...
No, I don't know.
Christmas will be green and bright.
Well, so, we all have drawn gifts
for each other. I can't wait to see what you guys
all pulled into by me. That's my favorite part
of the day. How do you know that that happened?
I'm making a joke because you guys would never do that for me.
Oh, I thought that was a leak. Oh, yeah, I thought there
was a leak in here. Oh, stop it.
Yeah, who told them? Yeah, who told them?
I'm making a joke because you guys
never do that for me.
Yeah, we got them, guys. Never.
We would never do that. We got them. It's so crazy.
I can believe that. Never.
Do we want to do a gift?
Yes.
So we have, I think, nine people total on the show.
So why don't we go ahead and give Eddie his gifts?
Ah, I love it.
So who drew Eddie's name?
I think Morgan did.
Morgan number one.
Our producer in the glass room, Morgan number one.
Yeah.
Nice and compact.
Kind of a...
Hold on one second, Eddie.
I need to get some Spanish music up for you.
Oh, yeah.
Do you have Felice Navidad?
Why don't you let me take a gander into the old Christmas computer?
But not Navidad.
Felis Navidad.
All right.
So, Eddie, open your gift.
The theme is 90s Christmas.
Good wrapping paper.
It's got llamas on it.
Or yamas.
And it's the size of a, maybe an iPhone 10?
Oh.
What?
It's an iPhone from the 90s.
Look is this.
It's got some tape in it.
Hold on, let me get that.
Eddie's wearing his belly snobit.
Oh, a lot of cotton.
Yeah.
It's something small.
Cotton.
Oh.
What?
It's a game boy.
Oh, this is old school.
It's from the 90s.
A Game Boy Color with a game.
Mario Brothers Deluxe.
Okay, okay, Morgan, I can do this.
Make sure the kids don't get a hold of this.
They'll like throw it away for sure.
Oh, they don't want to play.
Oh, no, they'll look at this and be like, okay, that's trash.
Thank you, Morgan.
It's a 90s Christmas.
It's vintage.
It is vintage.
I love it.
It has to be 90.
Don't mind me, guys.
I'll be in my corner playing my Game Boy Color.
There you go.
Hey, I lived a little drama last night at my house.
I don't know if you guys saw my Twitter, but Mike D. was over at the house last night.
We were doing a Bobbycast because Cassidy Pope has come over to the house.
And I had Mike's gifts just laying out.
Uh-oh.
And Mike produces the bobbycast, so he saw what I thought was both of the gifts.
Because I got him a backup gift and a first gift.
And so he only saw Gift One, which was a backup gift.
He says.
Okay.
But, and I'll give it to him in a minute.
But, Mike...
Michael's punk music and I thought I'd give him a little piece of punk history.
And so I didn't have a huge Green Day fan, but I got him a Green Day drumhead sign by all the guys on Green Day.
Really?
That's the backup gift.
That's the backup gift.
Dang.
So we've got boy, Joe Armstrong.
So, okay.
We'll do more gifts in a second.
And now I'll give Mike his Green Day thing in a second too.
But we have more gifts.
Oh, but I leave tomorrow to go on my Christmas adventure.
Amy leaves on Sunday to go pick up her kids
I know but I'm going by myself
Does anyone still know where you're going
Are you the only one?
Mike D knows
Amy do you know?
No I don't know
Remember this was a thing
Yeah this was a little game
Yeah but usually I'll tell you beforehand
This year I didn't
No
I guess I only told Mike D my mercy like that
Oh no
That's funny because even then when you told me
You said Mike D didn't you said nobody knew
Mike did you know?
When you told me I wasn't gonna know
How do you know?
Okay there you go
Oh just casually you told it like it wasn't
Yeah
You need to tell someone in case something
happened to you. I told Mike D. I'll be over here on the curb. No, you'll be in Haiti
picking up your kids. No, get it? See, I've been kicked to the curb. Yeah, but for a good reason.
Oh. No, I get it. Okay. I'm going to give Mike's first gift. Hey, Mike, can be that gift right there
beside you? Are you handed to me so I can hand it back to you, please? Thank you. I believe this is the one
that Mike's already opened. I saw my house last night. And so you can open it here. This was your
backup gift.
And Mike loves him some punk music, and the theme is 90s.
Nice surprise, Mike.
Yeah, well, don't act surprise.
That's an insult to me, because he saw it at the house.
We already said what it was.
I taped it up real good, even though he knew.
What you're about to hear is Mike see a Green Day drumhead signed by all three members of Green Day.
Let me look, quick.
Hold on.
Let me look right.
Give it to me.
Hold on.
That looks like a small brownhead,
though.
Hold on.
I got to open Mike's gift.
I think this is the right one.
Right.
Yeah, yeah, Mike.
He can open that.
Go ahead.
Oh, okay.
There it is.
Show America.
Can you really play drums on that?
Yeah, if you want to mess it up.
Oh.
Trey Cool.
Steve Austin.
the rock.
Billy Joe Armstrong.
And remember, guys, that's the backup.
That's the backup.
It's a signed Green Day drum head.
There you go.
There you go.
You're welcome.
That's not even the real one.
So just stand by.
But that's that.
Let's have Raymond open his gift.
What do we say?
Our audio producer, Raymond.
Come on here, Raymond.
Who got Raymond?
Oh, I got Raymond.
Oh, lunchbox.
Yeah.
Bring it to me.
Yeah, you're ready, huh?
Raymond is our audio producer.
Who, by the way.
People always wonder what Raymond looks like.
Raymond kind of looks like the cop on stranger things.
Now?
He can't look like the...
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
It's his...
Yeah, the way he's doing it here.
All right, so I'm opening this now.
Yeah.
It's blue wrapping paper.
It looks like L.B. wrapped it.
It's kind of sloppy.
It's pretty heavy, actually.
It's got snowflakes.
Snowflakes.
I'm opening it up.
It looks like a game.
It's a Save by the Bell game.
Yeah.
And sorry.
I guess that's from the 90s.
That's right.
And saved by the bell was the 90s TV.
show and this is a card game.
It's a game.
You can play with the whole family.
Thanks, Bizzle.
You're welcome.
That's not all.
You're not going to.
There's a lot.
Yeah.
All right.
Remembering.
Residents.
Blue snowflakes.
Opening it up.
Bizzle definitely
wrap this one.
It's really sloppy.
Looks like you probably
did it before the show.
Still opening it up.
It feels like a license plate.
It's a picture.
And it's tickets.
The picture is my
family.
I don't know where he got this.
And tickets.
Ray loves his family.
So this is a 90s picture of all my family.
That's kind of crazy.
You got that.
That's very thoughtful.
And then there's tickets.
Dad jeans,
the internet,
the party.
Top golf.
It is concert tickets.
This is a DJ.
He only plays 90s music at Top Golf.
Yeah.
That's awesome.
Top golf was created in the 90s.
Wait, was it?
Was it created in the 90s?
No.
Oh.
No, he's just being ridiculous.
But apparently at Tom Gauth, there's a DJ that plays only 90 music while you're golfing.
Do you know that?
That's kind of fun.
No, but I mean, I might have to go on 90s night.
I assume that's what it's called 90s night.
It's this Saturday.
Thank you, Bizzle.
Are you going to go?
I'll go.
Yeah, he has tickets.
I mean, that picture, the pictures from the 90s framed of his family.
That's pretty cool.
That's kind of crazy, man.
How'd you get that?
Did you get that from the Internet?
Oh, got those from your sister.
Wow.
He's secretly dating her.
That's the bad news.
It's like Merry Christmas.
I'm also dating her.
Yeah, how do you find Ray's sister?
I met Ray's sister when she was in town.
Okay, okay.
Merry Christmas, Raymond from lunchbox.
Hey, give him a hug.
Oh, man.
Hug it out.
Hey.
Whoa.
That was like so awkwardly cool, that hug.
There's a big.
There's a song to shine by.
There you go.
Merry Christmas, Raymond.
Remember when Ray and Lunch Bugs used to live together?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
They did.
And Raymond would always come in and be like, lunch is so gross, and they'd fight on the air.
We had roommate confessions.
Yeah, roommate confessions.
Yeah, like that.
Meli-Kaliki mom.
I can just see everybody's face being disappointed as they open their gifts all day long.
What do you mean?
It's good gifts.
Yeah, it was good.
Well, because Ray opened the games.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And he's like, oh.
Well, lunchbox always does that.
He wants to fake you out.
Well, then Eddie opened his and was disappointed.
Oh, he was disappointed for sure.
Eddie was for sure.
I mean, I'm not going to play the Game Boy.
But that was the point of this.
It's like, it's not, there's no pressure.
I found a way to make mine retro, but still amazing.
Oh, boy.
So did love that.
And I would, I mean, that Game Boy, you need to let your kids experience what you did as a child.
Okay.
All right.
We'll make them watch all 90s movies, too.
You know what, Eddie, that Game Boy's probably going to be worth a ton of money in several years.
So you hold tight.
Hold her for like 100 years.
Hey, Ella, how about Amy opens her gift?
Yeah.
Who got Amy a present?
Morgan number two.
Oh, so we had each other.
Okay.
Oh, you had each other?
I had her, yeah.
I got you, babe.
Hey.
Morgan number two got Amy a present.
Oh, it's in a big bag.
Thank you.
I know.
Whoa, this really is big.
Oh, my goodness.
The theme is 90s Christmas.
It's amazing.
I could already.
Morgan was born in the 90s.
Morgan number two, so maybe it's an umbilical cord.
Oh.
That's awesome.
No, but it's a light bright, which is awesome.
And I will totally do that with my kids.
Oh.
And a disc walkman situation, which I
I used to, Morgan, you won't even understand this or anyone listening, but I used to jog with one of these.
With a disc man?
Like, we would go running and hold this and run.
And your CD would skip and it would be miserable.
Oh, my gosh.
And all kinds of CDs.
Oh, wow.
What do you have?
What are you?
I got the very best of the Dixie Chicks, TLC, Christina Aguilera, Justin Bieber, Backstreet Boys, More Beaver, more Beaver.
Oh, because my son is obsessed with Justin.
Oh, both my kids are.
That's so funny.
That's a good one.
I love it.
Oh my gosh.
I'm going to get my kids this Walkman and they're going to think it's like...
Current and cool.
Yeah.
Yes.
Thank you, Morgan.
That's good one.
Yeah.
How about that?
America's tall, tall, good night.
That is neat.
I know.
All those CDs, that does make you, you know, that does make you feel pretty nostalgic, huh?
Yes.
Wow.
That's pretty cool.
It is pretty cool.
Does this need batteries?
It's in there.
Batteries are in there.
Whoa, batteries included.
Remember that was a thing?
You'd always get home with something and it wouldn't have batteries.
I hated that.
It would run life.
Like, life would be over for about 14 hours until you got to go back to town and get batteries.
Yes.
It'd be like, oh, my goodness.
I can't believe it.
I've got a game.
Oh, it's an operation.
And then there were no batteries for operation.
So you go, eh.
So you just practice on nothing.
Oh, my goodness.
This is legit.
Amy, they sell a cassette thing that you can put in your cassette player in the car.
you can plug it to your CD player.
I know, but I don't have a cassette player.
Hey, well, bring out the next gift.
All right, let's get Morgan number two to her gift in, Amy.
Oh, okay.
I got to go to.
Go ahead.
Yeah, go to the bathroom, but we'll cut, boy.
Amy has this thing now.
Amy, where are you going?
Not coming into the show while we're doing it.
She likes to be outside.
Amy just, just left the studio.
But over the last week, we'll start doing segments on there.
Amy's nowhere to be found.
Yeah.
And she'll just walk in.
Like, hey, where are you?
She's like, oh, I was talking to people in the hall.
I'm like, we're doing a show.
Yeah, that's what we do.
A national radio.
I know, that's what we need to tell other people that work in our building because I don't want to be rude.
Like, hey, I can't talk right now.
I got to go.
Okay, so Morgan.
Morgan number two is getting Amy's good.
And then you, okay, you can, while you're opening that, I'll tell you that in your, well, hopefully in your iTunes.
I was having some difficulty with my iTunes.
We know how you can gift things from iTunes.
So I'm trying to gift you with difficulty my favorite movie from the 90s.
Let her open it.
This is a different gift.
This is the part that's spoken.
Let's have a pure emotion joy here.
Okay, well then I'll explain this part.
So you don't know this, but in the 90s,
slannels.
What year were you born, Morgan number two?
93.
Okay, so I was in school then, and every, I mean, in the 90s when I was in high school,
everyone was wearing plaid flannels.
They were very in.
And so I got you like a rails, which is a really awesome shirt.
flannel that's in right now, but that was in in the 90s.
Yeah.
So I thought that would be something.
And then in your iTunes account, you should be gifted the movie Pretty Woman, which is my favorite movie from 1990.
Good work.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Give the girl a hug.
I was going to get her the movie on DVD, but I figured you didn't have a DVD player, so I figured iTunes is the best.
That's why you get her a DVD player.
for $8. Yes, come on.
Did they still sell them? For sure.
Oh, I figured
the Rails shirt would be better.
I have a little surprise for you guys.
It's in your backpack? It is.
Hey, that's how George Clooney did it.
Is it fool? Is that backpack full of stuff?
That's how Clutie did it. Like,
dollar bills? Yeah.
Oh, no.
Wait, where is this? Oh, what do you mean? Where is it?
Oh, boy, he's reaching in there. There's nothing.
They're literally, I don't know.
I don't know where...
You don't see the bundles, the stacks, the...
Come on.
Dude.
It should be wrapped up.
Oh, wait, here I got it.
Okay, so...
Oh, yeah.
Okay, so here's the game.
Okay?
Oh, is it a game?
It's a game.
Oh, boy.
Of course, it's a game.
Now, there, other than myself,
there are eight people on this show.
Yeah.
People behind scenes,
glass room in the studio.
And I could not get everybody something.
I was...
Now, what I did is,
In my hand, I pulled up eight envelopes, right?
Yeah!
Now, on the envelopes.
Oh, my God.
They're all a different dollar amounts.
Like, they're all bonus dollar amounts.
From $500, this envelope?
That's the highest?
That's the highest.
I'll take that one.
I'll take that one.
You'll have to $200.
That's the lowest?
No, no, no, that's like that.
What's the lowest?
To, again, got a couple $80 ones.
Wow, wow, wow, yes.
Come on.
We got a, oh, $1.20.
20, a $20, and a $1.
Yeah.
I love it.
If lunchecks gets a dollar, it's going to get the dollar.
If lunchbox gets a dollar, it's going to be so bad.
Just prepare for...
This is not fair.
You said I would like it the most.
The only way I'm going to like it the most if I could get that $5.00.
Okay, so as of now, I'm peeling off all the dollar amount.
This is awesome.
You've got...
This is a cruel game.
You can back out.
Then get out of the game.
No, I'm taking a chance.
for that $500.
There's no chance.
Everybody gets an envelope.
There's no chance.
You have more than you started with.
Right.
So there's no chance.
Whether it's a dollar or $500.
What do you mean there's no chance?
You're going to get more than you begin with.
You're going to lose anything.
You're not going to lose anything.
None of those say is zero.
Yeah.
Okay.
I'm peeling off the tags.
Okay.
Here's the $1 tag in the garbage.
It's like that game at the carnival.
I'm trying to memorize them.
Here's the $40 tag off.
So what's going to happen is you have no idea.
You're not going to be able to touch the envelopes before you draw them.
Because, and they're all.
And they're all filled with cash.
Everything from the one big daddy, $500.
Game changer.
To the one little daddy.
To the $1.
Game changer.
Here it is.
That's the big one?
That's the heavy one.
Here's the big daddy.
Is it straight cash in there?
Straight cash, help me.
Wow.
This is getting so intense.
So, I mean, who, go ahead.
Who deserves the 500 one, I'm thinking?
It's not a deserving game.
I'm not mixing them up.
I feel like whoever gets it is the person that deserves it.
Oh, man, I hope so.
Can we read?
If I get that dollar movie.
Can we like white elephant?
Yes, you steal someone's other.
No.
That's not a bad idea.
No, you cannot.
Once you draw, you draw.
Now, there are eight people on the show.
There are eight envelopes.
Now, Luxorox, you'll be choosing the order that people draw.
Because I just don't want to hear you cry for any reason whatsoever.
Oh, wow.
So, what?
He just took his sweater off.
He's getting hot.
Now, look.
I'm going to mix a.
them up and when I stop mixing them up
the person will pick a number and I will give them that number
of envelope. You can't touch the envelope. Out of eight.
Yeah. Oh, I don't get to draw?
No, you'll give me a number and I'll just pull
from the stack and we'll see together.
Okay, but who do you want to go first?
Me.
He's got the best chance.
Why would you just going to go? Why would you do
first? Because you know when he's
that's the worst. It's not because if the first person
gets the 500. It's all the same.
It's all the same.
Oh, great.
I mean, if he doesn't get it,
it's the whole segment.
Exactly.
We're drawing periodically throughout the show.
If you go first, that's the worst you can do.
Right, but if I get the 500, you can all kiss my butt.
And then I'll be like, yeah, who is stupid?
Merry Christmas.
Wait.
Exactly.
Merry Christmas.
That's what I'm saying.
Because if I let Ray go first, then we're going to wait.
If I let Ray go first and he gets the 500, I'm going to be ticked.
Relax.
No, he's telling me I'm an idiot.
Okay.
We'll finish the, uh,
No, wait, I was counting up, but what are you doing? Let's go.
We'll finish the gifts.
We'll do that end of bit.
Who hasn't got their gift yet for Christmas?
Like, I haven't.
I haven't got mine.
Okay, let's have lunchbox delivered in this.
He's primed and ready to go.
Oh, great.
Goodness, I'm fired up.
Oh, great.
Bones, look what you've done.
I didn't think he was going to go to him himself.
Hey, I tell you what.
Let's do this because I don't want to put all eight people's names in a hat and I'll draw them.
That's better.
Yeah, because then nobody has any influence.
Yeah, because if you can feel the...
No, you're not going to touch the envelope.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, Amy, like, I picked me because I wanted the 500 still in the stack.
I understand my odds, like, more people that go away,
that my odds would have been better, but I wanted the 500 in the stack guaranteed.
Okay.
And the only way I can do is if I went first.
Hey, Mike D is going to...
I'm thinking about $500.
This is not going to be anything good.
Mike D has your present.
Oh, thank you, Mike D. I really, hey, Merry Christmas, my mom.
Don't turn into that guy.
We shook hands.
Doing nice to get.
We shook hands.
All right.
You're so sour.
Donut wrapping paper.
Donut wrapping paper.
I used to work at Dunkin' Donuts.
Oh, is that why?
Yeah.
This is why.
I used to slaying donuts.
Great.
It's good.
I worked the drive-through.
All right.
Here, box cutter.
Box cutter.
I don't need a box cutter,
I rip it over.
It's in a priority mail box.
There you go.
It's all bent up,
so hopefully it's not damaged.
What's wrong with this guy?
Now, all right.
Oh, that's really cool.
That's really cool.
That's legit.
It's so cool.
It's a 1990's San Antonio's first jacket.
I love it.
90s Spurs jacket.
Mike Dee, can I just say from the bottom of my heart,
ho, ho!
On the show, what, maybe a year?
And you came with the best gift I've ever received on the show,
and I've been here for 14 years.
You actually know something about me, something I care about,
and you brought the hate home.
It's like if Lunchbox is happy about a gift.
To be fair.
My D-D has been a part of the show for years as an intern.
Yes.
everybody is the first time that I got a gift that's good.
He nailed it.
I don't care how long he's been part of the show.
This is how you do it.
Yes!
Okay.
Finally, somebody can actually use!
Who?
Who else hasn't got their gift?
Morgan number one, you got your gift?
No, not yet.
Okay, come on, we'll do yours.
Who got Morgan number one?
Hillary?
Okay.
Hillary's on your phone screen?
Uncle Lunchbox is so happy right now.
That is cool, dude.
That's a good one, Mike D.
Oh, my gift is awesome.
Who's given here at Gift Bones?
Raymond.
Oh.
Yeah, I know.
Well, by years.
What is it?
This is a lot of stuff.
So it's stuff that came out in each year of the 90s.
Oh, wow.
So I was a child of the 90s.
That's for you awesome.
I was born in 92.
Perfect.
For your birthday.
You have cupcakes and chocolate?
Wow.
For a birthday, since it's a birthday.
And dove chocolate came out in 92.
Oh my gosh, the baby bottle pops.
When these came out, I had my mom
came around to all the gas stations in town to try and find it.
How many things run in that box?
It was like a never-ending.
That was from 98, huh?
Hey, Eddie, that's like the new version of that L-O-L box.
L-L surprise ball.
Did that be Beauty and the Beast?
Band-Aids?
Oh, my gosh.
Britney Spears, baby.
This was my first CD.
Baby, one more time, Britney Spears.
Christina Aguilera.
This is a bad picture.
She did I have a tweed.
That was the first.
album remember you said with your mom?
Yes, that's...
Dang, people.
I sang that album, like, with my mom in the car.
I don't know this about it.
You're brave.
I stopped you.
Boris Gump.
Wow, this is like the bag of 90s.
The theme is 90s.
Bob it.
Bob it.
Pull it.
Bob it.
Hit it.
Twist it.
Slam it.
Bob it.
That's cool.
Wow, she labeled the years.
Yeah, every year from the 90s something.
Hershey's cugs came out in 93.
Dang, why, it's so cute.
These are my favorite.
Really?
I'm not even making it.
You know, you've nailed it.
Dang.
It's like, make a wish.
In a tooth brush with Bell for Beauty and the Beast on it.
Did I miss anything?
I think it's got sonny and popcorn for your movies.
You know what?
Something from every year in the 90s.
You absolutely nailed it.
Look at this.
Merry Christmas.
Yay.
Give her a hug.
Yeah.
Lot of.
There you go.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
All right.
So I have a gift left to get.
Mike D.
He has a gift.
Hillary too.
Hillary has the gift.
Okay, three gifts left.
And then we can start the envelope process.
Thank you, my.
All right.
In a few messages online that I was rude about Raymond's gifts.
Hmm.
I just see my feelings.
How are you being authentic?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like I always say, as long as I can be the honest me,
I can't expect people to feel any...
You feel however you want, but I always be truthful.
And I opened it and I was like, man, Amy got awesome gifts.
I make awesome gifts.
And mine was pretty good.
I feel you.
Pretty good, I'd say.
Yeah.
It's still 90s.
It fits a theme.
It's just to be for fun.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I mean, I don't take bath.
He doesn't.
Oh, Bobby, you take baths.
I haven't in a long time.
I stopped.
I got off the ass.
Well, you should start again.
I didn't have a bathtub in my, like upstairs anymore.
But, no, I like the shirt.
But I was, you know what?
I had to follow, like some great, like, Eddie's was really good.
It was just the placement of it.
I think I liked it better if I'd got it early.
Well, we as a show have a gift for you.
Well, I can't.
I can't wait.
It has to be better than that.
I hope it's a bunch of bath bombs.
Great.
I'm feeling the pressure now.
No, I like the shirt.
But Lunchbox had the coolest gift ever.
That jacket was pretty cool.
It was awesome.
It was awesome.
I do like my said-by-the-belt t-shirt, though.
I do.
What do I have pulled out so I remember drinking home?
Yes, it's right there by your bag.
It's a little big.
That's large.
But it's like you didn't put any research in that what size I am, either.
We all know you're a medium.
Ray loves things big.
I'm not Ray.
I know, but I think he just was.
Transpiring that over
But if I was disappointed
That's just my raw emotion
Yeah
Do my listeners not want my raw emotion?
That's what I wonder sometimes
Like they'll be to lie
Even if I'm not feeling like
Tip top
Should I not should I act tip top?
No no no
Listen I just always remember the reason for the season
That's right
It's not a saved by the belt t-shirt
No
Or a bath bomb
No
Or a bob it, rob it,
Whatever it's called
Yeah
Anyway
That's all
You can be disappointed with me
It's not the first time
Oh, here he goes.
I'm just saying, my whole life.
It's not the last, people.
It's not the last.
It's not the last.
And they'll be disappointed to me forever.
I live under the umbrella of disappointment.
Here comes his Twitter rant.
Like, it's a raining disappointment.
Luckily, I have an umbrella that shielded me some.
But some of the wind blows and you still get wet, you know?
Tweet number two.
Actually, we have more characters now.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, you can Twitter storm, too.
I did a Twitter storm last night where you can put a whole thread up at once.
Oh.
So you push the plus and you can.
do like 10 at 1. Oh. I did one last
night. Wow. Yeah, so. Oh,
I must have missed to miss that.
You didn't play Eminem trivia? Amy versus lunchbox?
Yeah. Of course. I'm kind of just being funny about Ray's gift.
Yeah, I know you are. It is all just for fun.
Totally. But like one of the listeners is really,
here, I'll read this to you. Well, Bobby,
that was extremely rude. You sound better than anyone
else on the show. Better?
From Jill Cook. Yeah.
You know what? It was my raw emotion.
Okay.
Sorry.
It's all good, man.
Sorry for having a raw emotion and a little heart.
It says what it feels.
We're the same now about gifts as we were when we were 25.
Like 37 now.
Nothing's changed.
Nothing's changed.
Like nothing.
But then did you see Bobby's tweet?
What?
When everybody else gets really thought out awesome gifts, and I get mine.
Bobby?
Bobby!
That's great.
The kid crying is great.
I love that good.
Humor.
Find humor.
Feature.
This whole show's about humor.
And finding humor and tragedy.
That's what I just did.
Retweet.
Well, we can't play this game, right?
Because now I have to go.
Yeah, it's come back.
I appreciate it, right?
Did your girl get that for me?
Oh, we were trying it together.
Yeah.
So yeah, she did.
Everybody's got there except Mike D?
Yeah.
Yeah, and then we have a show gift.
Okay, well, let's do Mike D.
Grab your gift over there.
Oh, oh, man.
You can bring it over here.
been waiting for this one.
So I got Mike D
it's a 90s Christmas
and so you can open her up
and I just know what's near and dear to Mike's heart
and he's just in a red package
in a white box
looks like it could be a shirt
be careful keep it the other way I mean just don't like slam it around
it's alive
it's alive no it's not alive
okay he's opening the box here
it's in some blue filler paper
now
it is a script
from 1990s
When Krusty gets canceled, the Simpsons and all of the voices of the Simpsons signed it.
Bart Simpson, Homer Simpson, all the main people signed the script.
One of my favorite episodes of all times.
That is correct.
I feel like you might cry.
That is so awesome, man.
1992.
And there's a certificate of authenticity there because in case anybody ever doesn't believe it.
You're kidding me, this is so cool, dude.
See, look at that.
Wow.
Yeah, I know.
How do you do that?
I'm going to cry.
Mike D might be crying right now, I think.
Don't cry on me.
Don't cry on me.
Don't cry on me.
I love the Simpsons.
My favorite show ever.
All right, make sure that doesn't get messed out.
You need to be in a case.
Okay.
There you go, buddy.
You're welcome, what?
How did you do that?
Do you know the Simpsons?
There are strings to be found.
You know Homer?
Yeah.
I called Mo at the bar.
And I was like, no.
Hey, Bob.
Hey, Mo, can you have a Homer?
That's so cool.
That's great, dude.
Well, there you go.
Happy Christmas.
Mike D, if you want to stay after the show, we can act it all out.
That's so cool, man.
Hey, read some of it.
You guys do it.
Yeah, do some of the script.
Yeah, yeah, open it up.
H.J. staring at it.
Yeah, you have to, like, frame that in a box.
Merry Christmas, everybody.
Wow.
There it is.
We have the lottery.
We'll do the lottery after the dance party.
I love this.
Can I touch it?
I'm stressed.
What, the script?
Yeah, be careful because it's in mint condition.
If you open it up, it'll say like 1992, what the episode is.
Whoa, so if we were an actor, whoa, it's from September 17, 1992.
Yeah.
It's amazing.
Sorry, gentlemen.
This is a crusty household.
Amy's acting at that.
And as long as you're under this roof.
And then, oh, it even has things like, we hear the front door slam.
They're gone.
It's like, got the, like, what's actually happening.
Yeah.
That's what the script does, yeah.
Oh, sorry.
They're all liked that in.
That's every script ever.
Hey, the dummy can't hurt you.
He's not even alive.
He's dead.
Anyway, Merry Christmas.
I don't know.
It says slightly higher voice.
The show has, I don't know what the deal is.
If you guys pulled together to get a gift for me, I'm not sure, but I've been told it's not time for a special gift for me.
Yes.
Is that true?
Yes.
Yeah.
Morgan number one is looking in the glass room like there's a squirrel.
You're about to jump out of my pants or something.
Yeah.
There it is.
It's a big box.
Raymond's bringing it in.
What kind of music shall I play?
Christmas, Sabbath.
Get the band.
We haven't heard the band all morning.
You have a couple things.
The band left, dude.
Oh, I was wondering where they went.
Now, come on. The band can come back in.
Guys, come on in.
There they are.
Get your horns?
Yeah.
Cool.
One, two, three, four.
Happy Christmas.
Opening again.
It's a large box.
Like, I'm going to say, it's like two foot by one foot.
And it is heavy, man.
Covered in reindeer.
This definitely is a female who wrapped this.
Wow
Let's see here
Looks like it's a vitamin
It is
Yeah
And it's red
Why do you look at Amy
Look at lunchbox
He knows
Yeah
I put this together
Well according to your boxing
trainer
You're drinking like three smoothies a day
Yeah we talk to Jared
So this is
Arkansas red
Yeah
Do I have to
Do I need to like...
Vitamix?
No, you don't have to open it.
It is what it is.
Don't open it, but it's legit.
It can even make you winter soups.
Maybe there's $500 in there.
Well, thank you guys very much.
It's very kind of you.
Here, Mike, you can hand them...
You have one more thing.
No, Bones, really.
You don't have to open that.
You don't need to open the Vitamix.
I like...
I want to see my present.
A Vitamix.
It is what it is.
Fine, take I just wanted to see my present.
There's one more thing.
There's one more thing.
I just want to see my present.
Okay, over there.
So look at the front.
That's a cutting board.
This cutting board,
cutting board gift card is good for a custom shelf situation
to put your accomplishments on in your bobby cast room.
An awesome female car painter.
Carpenter.
Carpenter.
Oh, she put it in two words.
This car painter.
Because I ran out of room.
Oh, car painter.
We'll be making you.
Built by Stevie.
Heartless show.
That's a built by Stevie cutting board.
But she has to come to your house and evaluate the situation
and then put it up.
But in your Bobbycast room,
you kind of just have some, like,
books thrown up,
and then, like, your ACMs and CMAs awards.
And so this will be, like,
a custom shelf to make that room more legit.
Well, thank you very much.
That's very kind of you.
Whomever was the wrong of this?
Everybody.
All right.
Ray just paid her right now.
Yeah, Ray's got all the money in the world.
He's good.
I'll pay you out to the show.
Thank you very much.
That's very kind of you.
That's things that I will definitely use.
So thank you.
How about that cutting board?
Do you like that cutting board?
That's not the point of it, is it?
No, it's not, but it's part of your gift, too.
But if you don't want it.
Oh, yeah, it is a really nice cutting board, but it's a cutting board gift card.
Yeah, it's a gift card.
Like, it's, you redeem it.
But if you have any, like, chicken or whatever you want to chop up, you can use that.
I have to turn it in to get the shell.
No, it's a gift card.
I'm turning the cutting board.
When Stevie comes by, she'll be like, gift card, please.
Here's the gift card.
Where's the cutting board?
How did you meet Stevie?
She made my son's headboard, like a custom wooden headboard.
And my kitchen table.
She did?
No.
She could.
Plus, I just love that she's like a female carpenter.
It's legit.
Oh, she is a car.
Pinter.
No, he wrote a car dash.
I can't only read her writing.
Pinter.
Thank you very much.
It's very nice.
I love that it's red, too.
I can't even look at it because they were yelling at me.
I was just trying to look at my present.
I was going to yell at.
FII, that's the last red Vitamix.
Ever?
Yeah.
Basically.
Well, thank you guys.
It's very kind of.
You're welcome, Bones.
Merry Christmas.
Who paid you?
Everybody.
Yeah?
This is a gift from everybody.
This is a show gift.
Yeah.
Yeah, show gift.
See?
We all go above and beyond.
We had a meeting a couple weeks ago.
Yeah.
Where's the card?
Why are you yelling, we go above and beyond?
Oh, yeah.
Where's the card?
Yeah, where's the card?
Let me get the card, bones.
Hold on.
There's money in now.
There's a card.
And it's awesome.
I saw a card with my name on it.
Oh.
But I didn't.
It's right there front of you.
It's funny, dude.
No, I think it's right there.
It says Bobby.
No, no, that's anything else.
Oh.
It's funny.
Look, open it.
Okay.
It says, don't just stand there.
Let the holiday spirit move you.
Is it snowman farting?
No, he's shaking his bottom.
Oh, it's butt moving, but that noise comes out?
Yeah, well, it's just the paper.
It sounds like, shaking.
It sounds like farting.
Like he's tooting?
Yeah.
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas, babe.
Ray.
That's what he wrote.
Oh my goodness.
What did everybody write on there?
The card's going to shock me.
I'm pretty much.
Merry Christmas, Bobby, from Mike.
These are poignant.
Merry Christmas from Hillary.
Merry Christmas from Morgan.
Merry Christmas from lunchbox.
I signed it before the drawing.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
Merry Christmas, Amy points at the beer.
And then Eddie writes, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja.
Which is Spanish for ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Merry Christmas.
Well, thank you very much.
That's very kind.
enjoy a song.
Picture the snow cone and like taking his mood.
It's a snowman.
I have a snowman.
Thank you guys.
It's very nice.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He'll do carry.
Ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja.
It's the best bits of the week with Morgan number two.
In 2018, things got a little weird.
The theme of that Christmas was us gifting something we already own.
I don't know about you guys, but I'm kind of a minimalist.
I mean, in some ways, not in like a way where you walk in and it looks like, you know, one bed and one drink sitting there.
But I am a mentalist and I get rid of a lot of things.
Like I donate it.
I sell it if I don't need it.
I don't like to just have a lot of clutter.
So trying to find things at my house that I could gift Eddie was very difficult.
So I think I ended up getting him like a cooler with beer or something to that effect.
And then he got me a really cool gift.
So, yeah, I wasn't proud of my gift in this scenario.
Maybe this is the reason why you need to leave stuff laying around your house if you ever have to do a Christmas theme like this.
Oh, boy.
All right, you're about to hear it.
This is where we gifted something we already owned.
Number six.
Yeah.
It's basically Christmas here.
Have a holy, jolly Christmas.
Yeah.
It's the best time.
So on this show, there are nine of us total.
we all drew one name
That's who we bought for
Because really
I don't want everybody
Spending all their money
You get real family members to pay for
You know what I mean?
Well and technically this time it wasn't
We didn't have to buy anything
We had to give people something
So yeah the theme this year
As opposed to other years
It's been
Give something you already have
Right
Yeah
So first Amy
My main co
We'll be giving her present
To Ramundo
Now would like Ramundo
Turn its head?
Yes
I'll close my eyes
Okay, Ray Mundo is our audio producer who sits in the glass room, but with a girlfriend for like four years now, huh?
Yeah, yeah, we're working on a solid four years.
You say, you never know.
The proposal could be any time.
Oh, absolutely.
Spontaneity?
Yeah, spontaneity.
Never know.
All right, close your eyes, please.
Hold them tight.
Amy's walking in with a gift.
Eyes are close.
Here she is walking in.
Am I holding my hands out?
I don't even know how to receive it.
Put it on my hand.
And they are on his hand.
In three, two.
Golf clubs!
Wow.
Yes!
That's a big...
There's...
Callaway!
Wait.
An XR!
That was big birthday.
A driver!
Yeah!
This is like $500 in clubs easily.
Wow.
Wow.
Your husband doesn't mind you giving those away?
These are definitely used.
Well, yes.
That's the point of the game.
Oh my gosh.
He's going to be pissed.
No.
How do you feel about that?
This is awesome.
My clubs are a little beat up.
I honestly needed a new set.
And this is really what I use, the driver and the three would.
That's it.
Look at this guy.
Anyway, yeah.
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas, everybody.
From Amy's house to Ray Mundo.
I think we have a success.
Yeah.
I mean, I definitely personally didn't have anything that Ray would really want.
So I had to tap into my husband's stuff.
What did he think about that?
Yeah.
Well, I guess we'll, yeah, it's fine.
Yeah? Does he know?
We'll figure it out later. It's fine.
Does he know?
It's fine.
Yes. He's aware.
I was like, I don't know if he knew I was going to take all three, but it looked cuter as a bundle.
I agree. And the cute, they did look.
So if we can get a picture of Raimundo and his clubs, we'll put him up on bobbybones.com.
Happymo, happy. Happy Christmas.
I want to swing them right now in the studio.
Well, let's not. All right, fine.
Who you want to do next, Amy?
What?
Oh, we got to save lunchbox. Let's do Eddie.
Eddie to Morgan number two next?
All right.
When we drew names for our Christmas.
you drew the name, and you usually get him a gift,
but this year it had to be something you already had.
So you couldn't go to the store.
It had to be something you already owned, already was yours.
Eddie, our video producer, dad of two, has a big red candy cane box.
Yeah, I wrapped it myself.
And you're going to be giving it to Morgan number two,
who's our head of digital.
Yeah.
All right, so let's go ahead and get some Christmas opening here.
All right.
So this is like, from Digital.
visual creative to another visual creative.
I did not know how hard it was going to be to pick something
like to give away.
You already own?
Yeah.
She's pulling it out.
Say hello.
She's got a confused look on her face.
That's heavy, Eddie?
It's wrapped in something.
Oh my God.
Guys, hold that letter.
What is it?
What is it?
Oh, that's amazing, Eddie.
Wait, does it work?
Yes.
What is it now?
It's basically.
like an old-fashioned camera.
This is really cool.
Yeah.
That's amazing.
Look at that.
So this was my dad's.
It was a hand me down.
Like some of the 70s.
I used it all through college in like my early years and I've shot so many pictures on it.
Now, Morgan, number two, it uses real film.
So like, it's cool.
Would you expect anything less?
That's cool.
That's so cool.
Come on.
Wow.
You're nailing it.
There's something else in there too.
And you have to promise to wear it on Sundays.
Yeah.
Okay.
I wrapped it in a shirt, bones.
On Sundays, was it a cross?
No, no.
The Cowboys shirt.
Yeah.
Go Cowboys.
Represent the Cowboys, Morgan number two.
That's a great gift.
That's like so thoughtful.
Yeah, you killed it.
I was like, do I hand it off to my kids, you know, or Morgan number two?
Who would use it?
Right.
Wow.
Okay.
I'll do me to Hillary next.
Okay.
So I have something.
I'm going to give it to Hillary, our phone screener next.
You got the keys?
You got the keys?
Yeah.
I'll have no cards.
So Amy gave Ramundo golf clubs, awesome golf clubs.
Eddie gave Morgan number two a really cool retro camera that you're holding.
Wow, that's really cool, dude.
Yeah, it's pretty awesome.
I will do my gift to Hillary, our phone screener next.
Okay?
It's a Christmas time in the city, Christmas time on a radio.
Have a holy, jolly Christmas.
It's the gift exchange today.
Hillary, come on in here.
Each of us on the show, we drew a name.
That's who we were told to buy for or get for.
I guess buy is not the word because it was something that we already owned
that we had to give to someone else.
Just to kind of recap,
Raimundo received a really cool set of golf clubs from Amy.
Almost new golf clubs.
Yeah.
Morgan number two received a really cool old school retro camera.
She's the head.
a digital from Eddie that takes film.
Wow.
Very practical gifts.
Like Ray likes to play golf.
Morgan number two likes to take pictures.
Hillary, how are you?
Are you good?
Yeah, I'm good.
Hillary has been working with us for a little over a year now.
A little over a year.
And so this is a very gift from my heart to your heart.
It's a little something here.
It's in a red box, like a shoe box.
Go and fill that top of it off there.
Oh, my gosh.
Let me see.
Hold it up.
Hold it up.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, what?
My gosh.
That is a box full of cash.
What?
What?
Are those hundreds?
Yeah, those are hundreds.
It's stuff that something I already had.
Yeah?
Why did you have all that?
Go back to the middle.
There's big ones in the middle.
No one of the lunchbox to get in the middle of that.
No, I'm just saying.
Okay, Pablo Escobar, what is this?
What?
Oh, my goodness.
What in the world?
I've never been handed a wad of cash.
I mean, that's more than a lot.
It's a small shoebox full of cash.
And here is partially the reason why.
I was going to give her something else.
she was like, you know, I was going to go home for Thanksgiving,
but I couldn't afford the plane ticket.
And I was like, okay, now I'm going to switch it up.
And so you can buy all the plane tickets you want right there.
I'm going to cry.
That's so nice.
And I didn't already own a gift card.
I just actually have money in the bank, so I went to the bank that I wanted.
Wow. Goodness.
And you gave you that.
Thank you.
So now if you need to fly home for Christmas, there you go.
Plain tickets on me.
I love it.
Thank you.
This is good.
Thank you.
Wow.
You don't cry.
I don't want to cry.
I'm going to.
Thank you. That's so nice.
Well, I mean, yes, something like that too for Hillary.
She kills it here. She has another job here. Sometimes she babies this for me.
Like, that's like a, that's, I can see how that is like good for you right now.
Yeah. She's like the youngest member of the show. So.
Anything you like to say.
Thank you.
You're welcome. I don't know what else to say. Thank you. That's so nice.
That's all anything said. I'm jealous of that.
There it is.
Merry Christmas. I know you would be able to use that.
Yes.
I wouldn't have got Amy a bucket of cash.
She doesn't need the cash.
You know what I mean?
No, I mean, I get it.
I love that you got her that, especially based on, I heard y'all talking about that the other night.
I listened, Hillary.
You think I don't listen.
Yeah, about her not going home.
And plus, yeah, I just, I love it.
All right, Hillary, Merry Christmas.
Thank you, Merry Christmas.
You're welcome.
Don't spend it all in one place.
Don't go over to the exotic.
Okay.
What?
All right.
Thank you, Hillary.
All right, let's see here.
How about we do, who else do we have on the list?
How about lunch box gifts to me?
Okay, yes.
Let's just do this.
Here we go.
Oh, you want it?
Right now?
Hold on.
You want Daddy's gift?
Hold on.
What do you want to hold off?
Daddy.
That's me.
He wants you to call him Daddy.
No, don't hold off.
Let's just do this.
But you know what?
It could, no.
His gift to you is going to be fine.
It's whenever he gets a gift that things are going to go sour.
All right.
So let's just do that at the end.
Even if I'm irritated, I'm just going to be like, oh, thanks, man.
So that's smart.
Yeah.
Yeah, he's really cool.
Yeah, he's really cool.
Hey, teach him how to be.
Every once in a while he does, here he is.
Okay, here he comes.
What?
Okay.
Okay, I can't close my eyes.
I have to watch the board.
Oh, no.
I can do the radio.
Do you see it, Eddie?
I don't know what it is.
I can see it, though.
Oh, there's two different things.
Hold on.
All right.
Okay, here it comes.
All right, lunchbox is giving me his gift.
It's given to me.
Gift number once.
It's a picture of some sort.
It's a picture of some sort.
it is a
painted picture of lunchbox
you already had that
he already on that
listener did it
oh my gosh
you hang that in your living room
I noticed Bobby had a lot of artwork around his house
so I thought this could add to it
all right all right
and then
a book that I wrote called Fail Until You Don't
Yeah I heard good good thing
You're talking about a lot
I thought you might need a copy
And a copy of my other book
Bear Bones
And some cheese.
No, no, no, no.
That's breast milk.
No, no, no, no, because you said dancing with the stars.
You lost a little mass and bodybuilders.
I got it back.
He had another one over there.
This is probably the real one there.
He said cheese.
It's fresh milk.
It looks like cheese.
It was hard.
Okay, I can't.
I don't want to break it.
I can't.
Help me.
Okay.
All right.
Oh.
The naked woman again?
more art.
It's a naked woman again.
It's a picture he gave me four years ago.
All right.
I don't want to see that.
It's just naked.
He gave it, no.
It was like, no, it was like six years ago.
It's a naked woman.
Maybe seven.
All right.
And you give it back to him?
Yes, I'll never get rid of it.
I was like, I don't want it.
It looks like something you shouldn't have in your mouth.
Right, right.
No, it's, ew.
So wait, so I get a picture of lunch box.
I've already said no to.
Books.
Some breast milk and two books I wrote.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, so far you have the three.
Been nailing the gift.
But you're going to say.
Oh, hey, man.
Yeah, you're supposed to be grateful.
Look, here's the thing.
I own nothing Bobby would like, so I have nothing to give Bobby.
I give him friendship, and I try to give him something nice, and he just, he doesn't like it.
Did he try to give me something nice?
I don't know.
I mean.
You thank you.
I'm really proud of it.
I'm going to make sure that they're, they're going to make sure that they're
Those get put some are very special.
Brest milk.
Books I've already written.
Poppy goes,
Mmm, some cheese.
And lunchbox goes,
no, that's breast milk.
Yeah.
Why is it in a baggie?
That's how you store it.
Oh, okay.
It's like cheese.
Do you want to cheese?
They got any crackers?
It's our annual Christmas gift exchange.
And so now we shall have Mike D.
Who stands beside me and who writes many of the games
here on the show.
He got a gift from Morgan number one,
who sits in the glass room.
She's a producer you don't hear from often.
And the only rule about the game is it has to be something that you already have, something you already own.
You couldn't go spend your own money on it.
It's okay.
Morgan number one is opening her gift from Mike D.
It's a lot of paper.
It's a lot of paper.
Opening it out.
Yay!
M shirt that he wears during his stand-up.
I've actually been telling him I wanted one of these.
Yeah?
I'm going to put like a one in the corner.
Like a Morgan 1?
It says M1.
Thanks, Mike.
Do you like it?
I love it.
I was going to buy one.
Now I don't have to.
Oh, come on, saving money and everything.
Look at this guy.
There you go.
Another one down.
Let's see.
Who else?
How about Hillary giving a Mike D?
Can we do that one?
Yeah.
We've got a couple minutes here.
Bringing Hillary our phone screener who's already received her gift from me,
but now she must give a gift to Mike D.
It's something you already own.
Comes in a big red snowflake bag.
Kind of heavy?
Kind of heavy.
A lot of paper.
A lot of paper wads, actually.
You got a hat?
It's a hat.
It's a Thomas Watt.
A Thomas Wright Home Team hat.
You wear a lot of hats?
He does wear hats, he says.
A bunch of stuff in here.
A bunch of stuff.
Oh, you need that.
An apple slicer.
I ate an apple every morning.
The guy he loves his apples.
Oh, yeah.
And coasters for your drinks for a segment you do on Instagram.
Here we got.
Not that you have dry skin.
I guess I have dry skin.
And some apples.
And a bunch of apples.
There it is.
Come on.
Stuff in you.
Staying in you.
Look at this.
Come on.
That bag bomb.
Amy wanted to trade
I'll give you three
King Kirby Juniors
for the Apple Slicer
Yeah
All right
We're good
We'll have a few of these left
I thought maybe Hillary would give
him the money
Oh
I was just a thought
I didn't know
Since she already had it
Yeah
Since she already owns it now
I didn't think about that
Hmm
No
So there's that
We get some stuff coming up
You know the girl yesterday
Who I played on the air
named Harper Gray
Yeah
She had the song called Monster
So I reached out to her
She's gonna come play this morning
Dang that was vast
Okay
So I do it
but literally met her in the halls of yoga.
That's how she ended up here.
Nobody booked her up here.
I met her and then played her song because I found it online.
And then she ends the story saying thank you.
And I was like, well, let's just get her up here and let her play.
Pretty good, huh?
I love it.
It's how dreams are made going to yoga, finding me.
Raymondo, you got to get for Amy coming up?
Yeah.
When do you want to do that?
After tell me something good?
Sure.
Yeah.
What'd you do yesterday?
Worked out.
Did stuff.
Went to coffee.
job with my husband and worked.
Kids, that's it.
Yeah, what about you?
I was sick all day.
I need some, like, cough syrup with hydrocodone in it.
And I can't get any because I have a doctor here.
And so I'm drinking this mucinex that's over the counter.
It might as well be just water that tastes like grape.
And grape doesn't even taste like grapes.
You know, you drink this stuff that's supposed to be grapes.
It doesn't taste green, not grapes.
It tastes like poo.
That's right.
Like, why can't they make grape flavor taste like grapes?
I like grapes.
Or cherry flavor that tastes like...
Cherry.
I don't like grape flavor that can't lie.
Oh, I like that.
Thank you very much.
I need some hardcore cough surf, though.
Well, well, well.
How about we do Ray Mundo to Amy?
So we all drew names out of a hat,
and this is the person that we are to get a gift for.
One person buys one gift.
Oh, whoa, whoa.
Except the deal was, it had to be something that you already owned.
Thanks, Ray.
So Raymondo has a large box for Amy.
So open the, there's two boxes, a little one and a big one.
So I'm going to open the little one first.
Amy's open.
Oh, okay, these are amazing.
I assume these are your girlfriends.
These are Sugarfina.
Like all girls love these.
The candy?
Little candies.
Okay, go ahead.
Tequila, grapefruit, sours.
Go ahead.
So cute.
Got a big box here.
Is this your cat?
Could be a cat.
Ray and his girlfriend have the cutest cat known to me.
Looks like a TV or a microwave, maybe?
I'd be funny.
That's a microwave.
Is it a microwave?
Right.
I was in a microwave.
I was saying that jokingly.
Hey, will someone help Amy before she tears the shoulder?
There it is.
Oh, my gosh.
What is it?
I think it's a microwave.
Bobby, you knew the gift.
Oh, my gosh, y'all, it's a microwave.
Amy doesn't own a microwave on purpose.
Dr. Oz told her it would be okay to have a microwave.
Straight from the house.
Raymondo got her a microwave.
It's for her family or kids.
They're going to love it.
Welcome to America, kids.
Thank you, Ray.
Thanks, Ray.
Yeah, girl.
Listen, I've loved this thing for years.
I told my chick that we can go without it for a little while.
Her son or daughter, they're going to cook so much stuff with this thing.
It is just absolutely beautiful.
Welcome to America.
Welcome to America.
Amy's kids.
One year and you get a microwave.
This is heavy, but...
How do you feel about that?
I feel good.
I feel good.
Will you put in your house and use it?
Yeah, this will fit in my pantry perfectly.
And you'll use it for the first time.
And how long?
I haven't had a microwave in 10 years.
Yeah?
Maybe.
Have a little something.
today on Raymundo.
Okay.
Maybe a little mac and cheese.
Ooh, nice.
A little instant mac and cheese.
Frozen dinners are great, Amy.
You'll love those.
No, no, no, no.
I don't think I'm going to use it for frozen dinners.
No.
I still will not.
It'll be a rare treat.
My husband's going to be happy because he can now heat up his coffee and a microwave,
which will be faster.
Well, Amy, got a microwave.
What's happening?
What is happening?
Everything did great things.
Ray is straight up unplugged him from his kitchen.
And brought it.
It's got some mild.
on it for sure. He's like, he's like, telling his girlfriend, like, it's fine.
She doesn't even know. His girlfriend comes home.
But she's going on his hot pockets.
Yeah, she pulled one out of the freezer, dropped in the hole.
He's like, okay, we have no more microwave. My husband's probably going to try to go golfing
today, and he's going to be like, where's my clubs?
Morgan number two, you want to give your gift to Eddie?
Yeah, for sure.
Ooh. Morgan number two is our head of digital. She is 25 years old.
Oh, she has an ice chest. There's a kidney in there or something.
Oh, oh, that's thoughtful.
Let me see it.
Oh, a cooler.
That's what I'm saying.
Please tell me it's beer.
What do you call it?
Ice chest or cooler?
Both.
Okay.
All right.
All right, Morgan.
Number two, thank you.
Oh, is the ice chest in itself.
Oh, it sounds like bottles, boys.
So you get to keep that.
So what I'm talking about.
You get to keep the ice chest too?
Hey, Bones.
If it's what I think it is, can I drink one?
Yeah.
Right now.
Oh, yeah.
IPA.
It's beer, dude.
Oh, that's good stuff.
It's 12 beers and a bottle opener that says drink local.
I can put this on my wall and just open it from my wall.
Morgan number two, thank you so much.
And the cooler's legit.
For sure, I'm taking this fishing.
Come on.
Thank you so much.
I love it.
Merry Christmas.
Yeah.
Give me a hug.
So happy with your gifts.
There you go.
Are you happy with your gift?
Morgan number one.
Time to give to lunchbox.
He just ignored me.
He's happy.
I can tell he's having.
Yeah.
Like how happy I am.
Morgan number one, bring your gift in here to lunchbox here.
I've got a feeling it's going to be bad.
All right.
What is this here?
You got a bag?
Where are you basing that off of, by the way?
What?
He goes, I have a feeling this is going to be bad.
Open the card.
Christmas is here.
It's a ripped up dollar bill.
Remember the dollar bill you ripped up last Christmas?
I've had it in my possession all year.
Thought it'd be perfect.
Nice.
That's funny.
That's really funny.
He got so mad to ripped up cash last year.
Yes.
Okay.
Oh, she got me.
Oh, that's thoughtful?
That's so cool.
She got a recycle bag
We love it
So lunchbox always sits his trash in the hallways here
Now he has something to actually recycle
There's got me
A baby onesie
That's cool
Won't fit me but it'll fit
The little man
That's cool
And then
Toil bowl freshener
It's poopery
Oh poopery
That way before you go to the bathroom
If you spray it in your toilet
It won't leave a stink
All right
He's actually excited
He is
sawed in his eyes.
He actually like that one.
The bags I don't really understand.
You recycle all the time.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't mess up the studio.
I put it in the track.
But yeah, thanks.
I guess I could use these as grocery bags.
Yep.
How you feel?
I mean,
kind of weak, but what can you do?
I mean...
Why does this have to be awkward?
No, no, it's not awkward.
It's just...
No, no, no.
There's nothing awkward about it.
I mean, she got me some...
I mean, she went to the grocery store and got me some bags.
I mean...
No, she...
She already had them.
That's the world of the game.
Well, that's what I'm saying?
Like, great.
I got me of these.
I have.
These are like 10 cents.
You gave Bobby two of his own books.
And a pornographic poster that I would never even look at and then a picture of you.
Merry Christmas.
Yeah.
Man, we're really Indiana low.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, not we.
The only two people, like lunchbox is upset what he got.
Yeah, and Bobby's upset with what he got.
No, Bobby's not upset.
I'm not upset.
It's expected from you.
And Morgan, that's not anything to do with you.
Bobby, I would just like you to give me one example of something I own that I could give you.
I don't know what you own.
Exactly.
Oh, a TV?
I'm not going to give.
Bobby already has his own TV.
Oh, well.
That's what I mean.
We all had to do a little thinking and like figure it out because I don't have anything Ray would like.
So I had to go steal from my husband.
Like a cub's like a shaky head thing?
Oh, Bobbo.
I don't have one.
Sammy Soza.
Yeah.
That would have been cool.
Like that.
It would be cool.
Who can't.
You know what?
But that's what I'm saying.
Bobby has no hobbies so I can't get him anything.
All he does is work.
And so I can't give him any more work.
I could have had him come mow my yard.
There you go.
I mean, because he likes to work.
Here's a coupon to mow my yard.
I mean, I don't know what you guys want to be given.
That painting I get arrested for.
Yeah, don't know.
Leave that there.
I don't the trash.
I didn't touch it.
When he had it out, I was like, I'm not touching the thing.
You don't want your fingerprints on that.
I do not.
It's the best bits of the week with Morgan number two.
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I can't sing like Elvis, so I'm not even going to try.
But basically, we had an Elvis Christmas in 2019.
It was a blue Christmas.
So you had to give something that was blue.
And everybody got pretty creative with this one.
one and was a little bit easier. It was a little bit more generic and allowed us to kind of go
outside the lines in some ways. And the gift, Mike D got me I still use to this day. Well, he's not
technically paying for it. Yeah, you're going to hear what I mean. But this is a fun one. So I hope
you're hearing all these themes and like, ooh, maybe this can work for our family, our friends.
You know, sometimes you got to change it up and do different themes. I love a white elephant,
but sometimes it gets a little redundant. So this has been an interesting walk down memory lane for me too.
I hope you guys are enjoying it.
So right now you're hearing from 2019, our Blue Christmas.
Number five.
All right, it's Blue Christmas.
We are exchanging our Christmas gifts.
We drew a name, and then whoever you drew, you had to buy a gift for it.
And it was blue.
Yeah.
And so, honestly, we were going to do White Christmas.
Because, like, the snow, it was like, we'll do White Christmas.
And the song.
And then Scooby Steve goes, probably not a good idea.
People may take that the wrong way, like white people.
That's a good.
And that was a good.
And that was like, you know what?
I didn't even think about it.
Good looking out.
So blue Christmas is what it turned into,
which means I've spent like two weeks with this song in my head.
As you're shopping, as you're rapping.
I'll be so blue.
Who got lunchbox?
Hillary?
All right, let's let lunchbox open up his gift.
All right.
Hillary, just be prepared for...
No, he's going to put a good face on.
I got a good feeling about this.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's in a good mood to it.
Lunchbox open last, okay?
So that's the card.
It has Santa Crap, Santa Crest, Santa Crestrapt.
Santa Crap.
Good one, dude.
Look, they kind of looks like an elf.
Oh, wow.
All right.
Got me a onesie for baby box number two,
a baby Jayhawk.
I'm a huge Jayhawk fan.
And then, wow, little Jayhawk t-shirt for baby box one.
Yeah.
And a new Kansas hoodie.
Ooh.
Yeah.
That's what I'm talking about.
Might all look old and ratty.
Thank you.
That's great.
Thank you very much.
You got to open the card, though.
Oh, I forgot about the card.
Open last.
This better be money.
This better be money.
That's green.
Yeah, but she already gave you something blue.
But it's blue Christmas.
Yeah, you can give something green on top of it.
Smallest card ever.
All right.
Flower, I don't guess those are flowers.
Surprise, you get to pick only one Titans player you want to have on the sore losers.
Really?
Wow.
You lined up the sword.
Interview for us?
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's good.
That's a good gift.
Yeah, yeah, I said any.
I thought I said any.
That's awesome.
Who are you picking?
I don't know.
We'll discuss that as a show.
I don't make all the decisions.
Hillary, great job.
Yeah, that's a good job.
That's a good job.
That's a good out of 10.
That's he is.
Nice job, Hillary.
Everybody's cut in a 10 except for me.
Amy, but you went first.
I got a nine.
Steve didn't know how to set that.
He just started with a...
How does Steve feel about this now?
Hey, Scoo Steve.
Scoo Steve's our new executive producer who came to us.
started about a...
How long have you been with the show now, Steve?
Just a little over one month.
Okay.
And so, Steve, how do you feel that you started with an eight
and pretty much everybody's one above you so far?
I feel like eight is still a really good number.
He's sticking with it!
He's sticking with the eight!
All right.
That's probably what you deserve.
Well, no, I don't know how things were where he came from.
It was legit.
Getty cooler was really nice and very cool.
He used to work for Ryan Seacrest.
They got a much better gifts over there at Ryan Seacrest's world.
Apparently.
Apparently, they give tins over there.
On air with Ryan Seacrest's really giving them.
Giving the big gifts.
Okay.
Why don't we go and let's go to Eddie.
Let's give Eddie this gift.
Our new phone screen Abby.
Oh, yes.
During a blue.
Oh, go ahead.
Yeah, you're good.
Okay, so this is kind of in two parts.
Part one.
All right, part one.
She's so quiet.
Part one.
Am I?
All right, it's in a bag.
Here we go.
Man, I love Christmas.
Yeah.
As he opens a gift.
It's exciting.
Okay, here we go.
All right.
It looks like an article.
It feels like an article of clothing.
Oh, double rack.
Yeah
Cowboys, baby!
And I have a Dach Prescott jersey
And this is an Azico Elliott.
Feed him.
Oatmeal!
This is amazing.
This is the coolest thing I've gotten.
That's cool.
Hey, Amy, stop being a hater.
All of a sudden, Amy's the Grinch of Christmas now.
It's shifted from lunchbox.
I'm not the Grinch, Steve is.
No, you are.
You are so mad about your score.
Okay, fine.
I'm going to let it go.
Okay, let it go.
That's her.
This is awesome.
She said it was in two parts.
Two parts?
There's more?
Oh, there's more.
Okay, so there's one more.
You get to make out with any Cowboys player.
You want!
That would be amazing.
Yeah, not quite.
Okay, so it's actually a video, so he can watch it, but I think we're going to play the audio.
Okay.
I'm going to get him on my phone, and you can get it.
Hold on, Ramondo, let's, want to time this right, or do you from listen to it, Eddie?
Just listen.
And who is the video, so our listeners know?
Well, you'll see.
They'll do a little intro.
I mean, they'll be, it'll be obvious.
Okay, go ahead.
Hi, we're the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders.
And we wanted to wish Eddie a very Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
What?
This is crazy.
That's amazing.
And they shook their pomp.
This is the best for Christmas ever.
Okay, that's awesome.
My wife's not going to like that, but that was awesome.
That's, Abby, great job.
Hey, come on.
Eddie, rate that one.
Oh, that's a 10.
11 out of 10.
Oh, come on.
Oh, that's awesome.
Wow.
Merry Christmas, everyone.
That's great.
Abby, how'd you get the cheerleaders?
That's so funny.
I have tears in my eyes.
Okay, so I do some stuff for CMT sometimes, and they have, you know, the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders, like, show on there.
Oh, okay.
And so I kind of reached out, and I was like, can they make a video?
I also, like, slid in the DMs of every.
a cowboy's player, but no response.
So this is good.
I do the same thing, too.
They never have.
Wow.
That's so good.
Great gift.
Thank you, everybody.
Wow.
I have a couple of questions here on the text line.
They say, how was Morgan number two's gift blue?
That's a great question.
We can't assume people can see us.
Correct.
She's radio.
Morgan number two, will you explain this?
Yeah, it's a blue gift card.
And Disney Plus, like, their logo is blue.
So it's all blue.
Think of the Disney logo.
White letters with blue around it
And so that's what it is
That's a great text. Thank you because I definitely
Wouldn't have thought about that. Okay.
Steve Mochler is here performing.
Steve, you know what I'd like to hear if you
take requests? Yes, sir.
Would you play, because you have a new record
out called Blue Jeans. Would you play 72
Winnebago? I love the play. I think that's a
great song. If you like the song, you can stream
it or download it. Steve Mochler is here
and he's playing live in the studio all morning.
Hey guys, so because of licensing roles, we can't play
anything with music on this
iHeartRadio channel or podcast anymore
but you can go to bobbybones.com
to see it. We hate that we had to take it down.
It wasn't our decision, but I just wanted to keep you up
and we wanted to keep up as much as possible.
So go to bobbybones.com to
watch or hear whatever you're missing right now
and thank you for listen to the show and sorry about
all the legal stuff.
There is Steve Mowler in studio.
That is a new song you can get off his record
Blue Jeans. We're going to come back.
We have three gifts
to get Amy will get her gift. I'll get
my gift. Ray Mundo will get his gift.
Raymondo and are switching with each other too.
Yeah.
I think, are we the only two that are straight forward
one, two? Everybody else kind of get
been moved around a little bit. Yeah. Okay,
so we'll do that and we'll come
back. Amy will get her gift.
I'll get mine. Ray Mundo will get his.
Hey, Ramundo, come on and I'll give you yours now.
Come in.
I can't hear you, Ray. Come in there?
Yeah, can you leave the boat? Mike, what are you going
I'm about to just go to ride this thing.
Ray just leaves the ship.
Ray's running all the sound.
Yeah, so my deal running there.
That's like dad just jumping out of the car.
All right, you'll be good.
All right, Raymundo's coming in here.
I have Raymondos.
Let's do this.
It's in, you.
Let's go.
You want to come with you?
Yeah, you come on.
In my camera.
Okay, so it's in a little red bag, right?
Raymondo, this is for you.
Go ahead.
Red bag, I'm guessing there must be blue inside.
So let's see.
That's right.
It's blue Christmas.
Everything has to be blue.
Ray, look at the.
Wrapping paper.
All right.
All right.
Okay, look.
Oh my gosh.
All right, I'm reading it right now with y'all.
A trip for you in Bay to Panama City Beach, Florida, PCB.
Two-night stay at the Majestic Beach Resort and Airlines,
and it's on Southwest.
They're blue.
Yay!
And it tastes like salt.
A little salty.
Dude, thank you.
You're welcome, man.
This is amazing.
And it's all blue.
Blue.
Blue, blue, y'all, blue.
And the water's blue.
That's amazing.
How much that set you back?
Don't worry about what it sets people back.
This is Christmas.
Dang.
This is a Christmas.
Ramondo, happy Christmas.
Thank you.
Hey, what do you give that?
Oh, he's got to rate it.
Y'all, I got to give it a 10 out of 10.
There it is.
10 out of 10.
Wow.
That is definitely a 10.
There you go.
Sorry, Mike couldn't get you that.
Sorry, Scoo Miss Steve.
I'll be like.
like that yetty enjoy that coffee cup Mike just imagine you're in Panama City uh okay um
Amy yeah great I'm next awesome awesome oh man that's so wonderful Amy mine's in a little box
that's fine don't worry Eddie I'm not expecting of the extra
you have to give me a 10 sorry okay oh she's gonna give you lower nature
what no I'm not Steve will get punt
So my son, my 11 year old, he helped me with all these gifts.
Well, Eddie, how am I supposed to get into this?
Tear it up.
Open the tape already, Eddie?
Oh, no, no, no, it's open.
You just put your hand in there and there you go.
Eddie, it's still serious.
It's like, okay.
Oh, so blue wrapping.
Let me see.
What is this?
Oh, a little blue, like food mug?
It's a hydro flask.
Okay.
So like a thermost.
about my soup in?
What's a hydro flasker?
So my son calls it a visco package
because I guess there's a such thing as a visco girl,
which is like a girl that...
Filters herself.
Yes.
And they're environmental friendly.
Oh.
So this is something,
an alternative for a plastic jug or a mug
or whatever to bring your stuff in.
Oh, yes.
And I can put my hay straws in here.
She does bring in a bunch of mugs all the time.
Yes.
Yes.
Oh, and blue mason jars.
Yeah.
They're super cute.
Like, all I use at home is mason jars.
So this is perfect.
Oh, and it even says perfect Mason on this.
Boom.
That's so cute, Eddie.
Thank you.
There's one more in there.
Dang, the gifts keep, it's like a clown car.
It's like a clown car at Christmas.
Oh, my goodness.
You can put this one on your keychain.
Clowns keep coming out of the car.
It's amazing.
What is this?
Oh.
Wait.
What?
It's a blue, yes.
Well, it looks like it.
Oh, it's the new AirPod.
No, no, stop it.
Don't say all that.
It's not what it is.
What is that?
She doesn't know what it is.
Oh, it's a little.
A straw.
Yes.
Oh, this is a reusable straw.
But, yes, I need to give these a chance.
And then, oh, this is a straw case.
Oh, and you carry it with you and you have it with you wherever you go.
And it goes to AirPod.
No, no, no, no, no, no, they're not.
It's a straw.
What does this look like to do?
This looks like an AirPods case.
And then I was like, I thought this is one of those new AirPod holders where it like connects to yours.
You don't lose them.
You can try it.
You know?
I love her excitement.
It's a, oh, yeah.
Oh, oh, God.
Eddie, thank you.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
Eight.
Oh, told you.
That's the score.
You've already said it.
Wow.
It's okay.
Eight out of ten.
No, I didn't.
I'm joking.
I just didn't.
I just do it.
It's a ten.
Eight out of ten.
It's okay.
It's a ten.
No, you don't.
I should have gotten her AirPods.
Okay.
Eddie, I love it.
Thank you.
You're welcome, Amy.
And here is my gift from Ramundo.
Right, Romundo?
Yeah.
It's in a very sparkly light blue package.
It is a black Nike box.
That's a big box.
Those shoes, those are huge.
Is that a beat-up box?
Wow.
These are Bozo's blue shoes from 1963.
What's in there?
They are blue.
Oh, wow.
Jordan ones with the strap.
Ray, what are these exactly?
Are those Air Force ones, aren't they?
Oh, yeah, they are Air Force ones.
Yeah, you're right.
Those are cool, Ramundo.
Thank you, bud.
I give them a tear.
Maybe.
Okay.
Well, there we are.
Blue Christmas has concluded itself.
Our musical guest all hour has been Steve Mokler and Steve.
You have one more song for us.
What are you going to play us?
You know, I don't write a lot of Christmas songs, but this is an original Christmas song.
I'd love to share for you guys.
It's called Bobby the Country.
DJ. Okay. Oh, boy.
You know Amy and Lunchbox,
Mike D and Eddie,
Ray Mundo, Scoo, Scooby, Steve,
and utility, Hillary.
Morgan number two
and phone screener, Abby.
But do you
recall?
The guy from Mountain Pine,
Arkansas,
Bobby, the country
DJ,
really likes the color,
red, red,
Kind of like our boy Rudolph
Except for he's a raging idiot
He's captain of a B team
But he's on a winning streak
If you ask him how he does it
He'll tell you fight, grind and repeat
One night in 2018
He got a call from ABC
Ask him
how he felt about
dancing with stars on TV
and all of America loved him
he and Sharna won the mirror ball
if only he could teach
his razorbacks
how to win a game
at all
All right Steve Mokler
Check out Steve's record
Blue Jeans. Pockets 1 and 2
are available now.
Steve, it's been a
pleasure. Thanks for coming in and spending all more
us with us. My pleasure. Thank you guys for having.
Really appreciate that. And everybody got their gifts. Everybody's all good.
Merry Christmas, everybody.
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Bobby's favorite number is 69, which is what inspired our gift exchange in 2020.
We did the $69 Christmas gift exchange where basically the gift that you brought in, it could be anything, but it could only cost $69, which is harder than you think.
You know, I know a lot of things cost like $99, like $7.99, $12.99.
But you would be surprised how hard it is to get to $69.
So there was a lot of gift certificate situations happening this year.
And surprisingly, nobody went really dirty with this one.
So still family appropriate.
Number four.
Okay, it's now time to open a couple Christmas gifts.
Everybody will get a gift in the $69 gift exchange.
First up, Mike D, you'll be opening up a gift from Abby, our phone screener.
Now, as Mike is walking over to the gifts, let me tell you, Abby is new to the show, new-ish.
Abby, how long have you been here now, though?
A while, no.
Yeah.
A year.
A little over a year.
But the newest member?
Yes.
You're the junior member.
Oh, yeah.
Love it.
If you call, she'll answer.
She's now giving her gift to Mike D.
Who's our head writer if you hear a game.
Dang it, he probably wrote it.
All right.
Dang it.
I must say it is the ugliest wrapping.
Oh, that's it?
Yeah, that's it.
It looks like a statue is about to be unveiled.
Oh, it could be.
But it's covered in a blanket.
Here's the first one that kind of goes with it.
So you can open the first.
All right, here we go.
Opening the first one.
Mike D has a small white box.
It's like those YouTube videos.
Oh yeah, the unwraping.
But they're only getting it here, so it's only half as good.
You watch those things?
No.
They're so weird.
Although one time I got on those eggs and I couldn't stop watching.
What's up?
This is the ultimate game for movie pans.
Okay.
Lights of camera action.
Okay.
And now he's unveiling his statue.
It's about three feet tall.
What is it?
Someone to play the game with?
It's a new kid.
Okay
Pulling it up
Is that a trash bag over it
It is a
Oh, just pull it off, there you go
Oh, that's cool
That's really cool
Do you want to say what it is Mike?
Yeah, you can
Oh
It's like a director's chair
With my podcast logo on the back
It's a movie mic
That is a great gift
Wow
Thank you so much
You got that for $69
That's the first gift.
We can be able to live up to that.
Oh, boy.
It's a movie mic director's chair.
Abby, respectfully asking, how in the crap did you get that for $69?
I just, I did.
Okay.
Do you want me to say where?
No, no, no, no.
She, like, talked them down.
No.
I'm so nervous, it's going to collapse.
I know.
How's it feel?
It feels great.
There, yeah.
Nice.
I painted that on the back, too.
Oh, you did.
That's why it was cheap.
You did.
handmade crafts?
That makes sense now.
I couldn't have gotten it for less than 69 if I got it professional.
Dang, Abby. Get a movie. Check out
Mike's podcast, by the way. It's called Movie Mike's
Movie Podcast. That's legit. All right, Scoba, you bought something for Abby.
Bring it on here. By the way, Scoobo Steve is our executive
producer. I went to his house last night. You did?
Well, he just had a baby, a second baby.
And we're doing a food train where everybody's making sure
they have food. That's worry about food. So, Caitlin's like, I'm going to make them a big
lasagna. And so she spent like two
hours making this lasagna.
We called Amy last night to catch up because Amy had to leave the show today.
We're just kind of going over what today was going to entail for her.
And she goes, you guys made it?
Everybody's been ordering food and sending it over.
Sure, that's what we did.
And Caitlin's like, oh, I just worked for two hours making a lasagna.
But I appreciate it.
That was made with love.
That was delicious.
Were we the only ones that drove it over?
Only ones that drove it over and the only ones that made it.
So that made it really special.
We didn't know that.
But it's all good, though.
I really appreciate it.
That was much more of a personal touch and I appreciate that.
Dude, I sent him Pizza Hut.
Yeah.
And I had to pick it up.
And you had to pick it up at that because they didn't deliver in his house.
It's too hard.
It's because he lives in the air.
I've heard.
It gets no stickier than his sticks.
My GPS stop working.
That's how sticky it was.
It gets dark out there, yeah.
Holy cow.
Scooby, you got this for Abby?
I did, Ian.
I'm so sorry that we're going after your gift because mine's cool but not nearly as cool as that.
Also some handmade crafts.
My son painted the box for you.
Oh, that's your son that did that.
Yeah.
So yeah, so if you want to keep that or throw it away, it's up to you.
And here she's opening up a wooden box.
The lid is off.
What you got in there, Abby?
Oh, okay.
There's some like ornaments.
It's her decoration.
Okay.
She's opening up another gift.
Keep mine, I'm a new father.
I have limited time.
Great.
So.
I know.
I felt bad.
We can see that.
Thank you.
Yes.
What is it?
It's like scratch.
Oh, wait, lottery.
$69.
$69.
Oh, my gosh.
That's amazing.
Will you scratch them all before the show?
show and see if Scooba got you nothing or...
Yeah, what happens if there's nothing.
That's a good idea.
Look at that.
$69 and lottery tickets.
I'm gonna scratch them now.
We're like popcorn claps.
For the million dollars, it would be a different kind of clap.
That's true.
That's true.
Yeah.
This is what makes her quit because she hits the lottery.
Thanks, Steve.
No problem, guys.
All right, two down.
Hey, I'll do this. Amy's not here.
I do have your gift from it because we saw Amy last night.
Morgan.
Oh, okay.
Amy got Morgan's gift.
This is from Amy to you.
You can go sit down over there and open it up.
It is in a red envelope.
If you're just turning the radio on, this is our Christmas show.
We always do a theme.
The $69 nice gift exchange is this year's theme.
Mostly to save everybody money if I'm going to buy everybody gifts.
Sure, sure.
69's just a perfect.
Morgan, what's to say there?
You want me to read the card?
Yeah, sure.
At Christmas, may you be filled with peace, joy, and happiness.
And it is?
And then it says not to mention cookies, cupcakes, and candy canes.
And it's a gift certificate.
But it is for?
Oh, for a 69 minute massage.
That's cool.
Oh, wow.
There's an extra nine minutes in there.
A dollar a minute.
She paid $69.
That's great.
I need that.
That's pretty funny.
Okay, we'll come back in a second.
I do have some calls I want to get to.
We'll open up some more gifts.
We have.
We have.
We may.
I'm overwhelmed.
we may do. Let's just do it all. I know. We don't have so much time. Can we go till noon?
One? No, because a lot of our affiliates will cut us off. We'll be on one station.
We're going to only be on a Sioux Falls. Okay, great. But that'd be great.
Mike D. bought a gift for Hillary. Utility Hillary, who doesn't have one job title because she does a little bit of everything here on the show.
Mike, walk out to that stage and give Hillary her gift. The rule of $69 is the maximum. And he yells,
Christmas from beside the mic.
She's opening up a green bag.
Pulling something out.
Oh, it looks fabricy.
Looks like a sweatshirt.
What's it say?
Can I say that show on the radio?
You can say S Creek.
Yeah.
It's a sweatshirt.
From the store that they have,
we're obsessed with that show.
We've been watching it.
Yay, thank you.
I love it.
Good.
So cute.
Very good.
You guys can stay in the glass room.
Ray Moon.
Bought a gift for scuba steed yep what's the gift look like can't see it over here
I'll grab it for you nicely wrapped oh it's in a bag in a bag is in a bag nicely
Rapped let me on it's gonna wait lazy go ahead all right get some red filler paper
Merry Christmas on it oh oh my god gotta be liquor come on scuba is laughing
What is that a bomb?
Is that really a bomb?
Why would you get that?
The store that sells it's for tobacco.
Yeah, you can put
Flavored Tobacco in it.
And it's exactly $69.
All right, there you go.
What is going on?
Like a good family show?
And a Bob Marley
looks like a coaster.
What is happening right now?
All right.
I'll put that on my nightstand and put a light bulb on it.
Okay.
Let me tell you guys what I did for Amy.
Yes.
So we all drew names.
That's how we got these people to draw for.
And I drew that I was buying a gift for Amy.
And it was $69.
So I was going to risk it.
And so I bet $69 on Arkansas's football game a few weeks ago.
And they won and I doubled up her money.
So here I am, my better $69.
I was in like $120.
And I was like, dang, what should I do?
Should I buy her some of the $120?
Or should I let it ride on Arkansas basketball?
Let it ride, baby.
But if they lost it, you would get nothing.
That's true.
So I let it ride in Arkansas basketball.
And they won again.
I'm curious, though.
I'm curious what you would have done
if they would have lost.
Well, she would have got nothing
because I kept track of it all on video.
That would have been terrible.
So I do have a $240 money bucket for Amy here.
Wow.
Which I have a bucket of money.
It's lined with money.
It's full of cash.
And I was going to give it to her because this is our $69 gambled twice.
I felt pretty good.
Listen, I'm the best sports better on this show.
You're not bad.
I mean, you've been betting the least amount of time.
But yes, you're not bad.
So I have all this cash.
And now I don't know what to do with it because she's not here.
Well, why don't we distribute it around the room?
Spread the Christmas cheer?
That's a great idea, Eddie.
What do you think?
I think she'd be down for that.
She likes giving a charity.
Charity.
How socialist of you all?
What you get, I get.
I don't quite know what to do.
I can just hold it here.
Do not leave that in here.
As soon as you leave, Bones, I'm telling you.
But she's not here.
Because I have gifts for a couple of folks that aren't on air.
Like, Eddie, I have your off-air gift.
Sure.
I'll give you.
Yeah, I have yours too.
That's different.
If you'd have been my on-air gift and you weren't here, I wouldn't give it to you.
Just keep it with you, dude. Do not leave that in here. I'm telling you.
I've developed a game show for this money.
What?
What I have here are 10 envelopes.
Somebody's gonna get all of this.
What? Are you kidding?
Are you kidding?
Look at lunchbox.
Oh, here we go. We did this.
I mean, this is gonna be my nightmare again.
So everyone's gonna get to come up.
Oh my good.
We're gonna do dance party, tell me something good.
But after that, everyone's gonna draw an envelope.
Inside of one of these envelopes,
What's written?
The amount of money is written on a piece of paper.
So it's not about weight like the last time.
No.
Oh my gosh.
So everyone gets an envelope.
There are seven people that are going to draw.
There are 10 envelopes.
So three will be left behind.
No!
That means someone may not get it?
That could be Amy.
That means I get to keep it myself.
Oh my gosh.
So everybody?
You get three of them?
I guess it's your money.
You can do that.
The day just got a little brighter because now you all have a shot to win.
Two, how much is it?
$250.
$240.
Hey, that's amazing.
Come on.
Let's finish our Christmas gifts here.
First up, let's do lunchbox for Raymundo.
So we had $69 maximum to spend on these gifts.
We've gone through a lot of them.
You can see them on our Twitter and Instagram at Bobby Bone Show.
So lunchbox, you bought Raymundo a gift?
What do we have?
Where is it?
It's in the room.
I gave it.
There's three packages sitting right next to him, man.
Yeah, and it might be the worst.
wrapping job I've ever seen. I mean, and you can tell I wrapped it myself because I
waste a lot of paper because I don't really know how to fold the edges. Hey, any order? I just go.
I just go, didn't you do you? This is heavy. This is really heavy. Holy crack.
Corona hard seltzer. Yeah. I felt like Corona had a hard year and so we needed to go out on a good
note. All right. Cannot wait to try those. All right. Gift number two.
Appreciate it, box. Oh, you're welcome, man. What is that $20 or so?
far? I don't need to keep track.
Ray's keeping tabs on the cash.
A football!
That's what's he said. He was like a five-year-old.
Daddy! A football!
Number 77, Taylor LeWorn!
Sign football! Oh, it's signed.
Yeah!
Where's the camera? Right there. There it is.
There it is. Holy. How'd you line that up, dog?
Hey, dude, just hit up Taylor.
All right, so how much was that? 20, so 20 and 20?
That's 40?
All right, third gift.
Financial Peace University, Dave Ramsey.
That's right.
Yeah.
Ray is now married.
He's talking about buying a house.
And so I thought, oh my gosh, he needs to get his finances in order.
And Ray's not very good with money.
Hey, which chapter's about gambling, baby?
Yeah.
There he goes.
Dude, thank you.
This is awesome.
Nice job.
I mean, I pretty much nailed those gifts.
Next up, Morgan number two for Eddie.
All right, let's go.
She asked me, too.
She's like, well, what do you want?
And I'm like, I gave her these real expensive ideas.
Gucci. Yeah. Oh, PS5. I want new golf clubs, all sorts of stuff.
You can buy like a third of a controller.
Yeah, none of which I could buy with $69.
This is a big box.
Am I had a guess phone? There's some boots in here.
Cowboy boots, baby.
I hate guessers because if they're right, it stinks.
And if they're wrong and they over guess it, it stinks.
And it's awkward.
Wow.
What is it?
Guys, it's a record player.
Oh, that's cool.
The new record player.
Yeah.
He had mentioned that his kids broke his other ones.
Yeah, my baby did. My little foster baby broke it, took the needle right out of it, it doesn't work anymore. So yes, I love this. Thank you. Thank you, Morgan.
You're welcome.
$69 gift exchange. Well, Hillary bought for lunchbox, which I see her over there going, oh boy. Lunchbox called her a homeless rat.
Yep, homeless rat, homeless cat. Homeless cat? All the same. Yeah, she has a home. She has a home.
Yeah, she lives in someone else's home. Okay.
It's small.
It's like a shoebox size
And it's got little
Elf gnomes on there
Hillary, are you nervous about this?
I am, but I really think he's going to love it
Okay
So I'm going to rip it open
Here we go
Oh, and it is a shoe box
What do you know?
All right
Let's see here
Oh, it's a pair of running shoes
We're waiting on your
How do you feel about that?
I mean, it's great.
There you go. Good.
I could always use a new pair of running shoes, even though I just bought myself.
Okay, why do you have to say that?
Hillary, that's great, Hillary.
No, no, they're cool.
They're cool.
I'm just saying I, so I'll just have to wait a few months to wear these.
Or you can just switch them out.
No, no, like, I just got a new pair.
You just bought some?
Yeah.
Why would you buy yourself a gift right around Christmas?
No, no, it wasn't a gift.
I just needed a new shoes.
Yeah, I got you.
Hey, Hillary, great gift.
A great gift.
Let me see.
Let me see.
Same good size.
Oh.
Now they're your size.
She got 10.5 that's the right size.
I don't know.
Did you look at my shoe or what?
Okay.
One final gift, Eddie.
Here for you.
Give me mine.
$69 gift exchange.
And then you're all going to have a shot to win Amy's gift, which was all that cash.
If you missed that, I'll reset you up in a second on what happened there.
Okay, Eddie's got me in a white box.
It's very light.
It's taped thorough.
I bet you didn't wrap this, did you?
I did.
You did?
Yes, I did.
You were a great rapper.
Thank you.
I'll be honest with you, Bones.
I thought that was going to be a lot bigger when I ordered it.
Okay, it's in a cardboard box.
I'm unfolding the box now.
It looks like it could be a picture.
Oh, my gosh, this is dumb.
It is a picture of my dog Stanley's head on a football player's body.
Are you serious?
Painting.
That is a dumbest gift.
Hey, even better, though, votes, it was exactly $69.
Nice.
I love it.
Exactly.
I appreciate that.
Thank you, very much.
Hey, when I was at your house, I noticed there's a wall there of a lot of
not go on that wall. Nope. No, that'll go on the trash.
No, everyone not go on the trash. I'll put this in my office. This is great.
I love it.
That's funny.
I even emailed him and say, hey, could you do Arkansas Razorback Jersey?
Get out of you.
Oh, they couldn't do the football jersey racer bag?
No, they had to do a generic one.
Okay.
I do, thank you, Eddie.
That's true.
I mean, it would have cost more, but $69, guys, it's all I could do.
Very funny.
What if I just look it right there?
I love it.
It's such a dumb gift.
Not for me.
Can you see it on camera?
Yeah, hold on.
I got to move it.
I can move it.
somewhere else. Okay, those are all our gifts.
If you missed earlier on the show,
Amy is not here. She had to leave.
And since this is an on-air, I got Amy a real gift too outside of the show,
but since this is an on-air segment,
she's not getting her gift, so I'm going to give it to one of you.
And what I did with her $69 is, I bet it
on the Arkansas football team. And if they were to win, she got double. If they were to
lose, she got nothing. But I was willing to take that chance.
And they won, doubled it up.
Then I was like, should I do it again?
Yeah.
So I believed in the basketball team.
Let it ride.
Let it ride.
I let it ride.
They won again.
So I brought her her prize, the money bucket.
Well, sadly, she had to leave of $240.
But now I'm going to give it to one of you.
Lunchbox, this is awesome.
Why are you moaning?
Because I have 10 envelopes here.
I need to win this bad.
10 envelopes.
I deserve this money.
They all are numbered.
I don't know which one has the winner in it.
You don't?
No.
No, because they were handed to me blank.
Then I shuffled them up and then we numbered them.
Okay.
So
You all will pick a number in the next segment
And we'll open it up and see who wins
How many are there?
They deserve this money
They're 10
There are seven members of the show
Plus me, there are 10
Three will be left over
And Mike D will go right next to last two
Because he's the one who stuffed in an envelope
But he doesn't know which one it's in
If Mike D wins, I'm gonna be
Why?
Why?
He deserves to win just as much as anybody
Yeah
For him
Man, I'm gonna feel like he knows something
No, don't do that
He doesn't know anything
Because I switched him up
and then numbered on myself.
Okay.
You guys good?
Everybody good?
Lunchbox, you get to pick first.
Yeah, number six.
Oh, why?
I don't know.
Listen, there's no rhyme or reason.
I would go with Bobby's number,
but it's random, so I'm just going.
Don't open it yet.
Lunchbox has chosen number six.
Let me feel it.
Everybody, come on in here.
$240.
Abby, come here.
Abby, our phone screener is up next.
I'm cheering against all these other things.
Well, of course, can you chair for yourself.
Yeah.
Abby, one through 10.
you have no six. What number would you like? Number seven, here you go.
Trying to come close to me. Hey, how much does you went on scratch off by the way?
It's Scoob's Steve. Yeah, no I don't want to guess. You just tell me.
$38. There you go. $38 Christmas. Less than $69.
Ramundo, what number, Abby, hand this to Ray. What number would you like?
Abby, come here. Yeah, is that three still there? That's the wife's favorite number.
Give that number three to Ray. What about Scoop's Steve? What's he want?
I'll take number nine. Scooper wants number nine.
One of these envelopes has $240 in. I give the Scoop's a few
See if, and Hillary, whatever does she want?
Look, whatever do you want?
Number two?
All right.
If it's two, that's my favorite number.
All right?
There you go.
Dalla, da, la de bills, yeah.
Eddie.
Dollar bills, yeah, what's left?
One.
And by the way, if you're at home, pick your number.
See if you were to one.
Or if you're in your car.
I like it.
Eddie, you have one, four, five, eight, and ten.
Let's go with the only two-digit number.
Let's go ten.
All right.
I'll get it.
Morgan?
I'm going with five.
That's my lucky number.
Okay.
See, I went against my lucky number.
I was trying to see.
I was going to pick three.
This two is my lucky.
Oh, I only get two.
Okay.
It's not three.
I only get two.
Oh, man.
Mike, do you have number one, number four, and number eight?
He wants number one.
Oh, my gosh.
If it's number one, oh, that's so dumb.
Okay, so let's go to the person
who's been on the show the least amount of time.
Oh, gosh.
Which is Abby. Hey, Abby, walk up to that microphone, open up your envelope and I hope she hits too forward.
Hey, Ray, do you have a song or she hits it? Can you find one real quick?
Yeah, we are the champions?
I need more of a celebration. I need like cool and the gang celebration.
The wedding song, please, no.
I'm gonna look in my-
No, no, no, no, don't do that. I'm not gonna tell you guys. I can tell you guys. I can tell by your face.
Oh, this is like when the dealer lunchbox looks at it. Oh. Goes to the banker.
Okay.
I'm looking at mine real quick to see if I won. You're smiling.
I'm gonna tell you guys right now I did not win.
Are you sure?
Wow!
This is good!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Christmas is about to be made in the box house!
Let's go!
So number eight I had did not win.
I'm just showing you guys.
And number four that I had left over did not win.
God I didn't make my brother's number.
That's yeah.
So somebody is gonna win $240 here.
Don't be looking in the envelope.
Okay, okay.
First up, Abby, Abby, open it up and tell us what's on that paper.
This will be a different.
Big disappointment.
Abby, scoot this way.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, she won.
Oh, my goodness.
Wait, hold on.
Oh, my goodness.
Wait, wait, wait, hold on.
What number were you?
She was number three, wasn't she?
Abby, what number were you?
Seven.
Come get your cash, Abby.
Come on in here.
Come on, down.
This is right.
Evan, come on, get your money.
Hey, go.
Get on the stage mic.
Speech, speech.
Oh, my gosh.
Wow.
Go ahead, Abby.
No, this is like, this can't be real.
I'm like, wow.
I got lottery tickets and I won this.
Like, it's my lucky day.
I never win anything.
Oh, my gosh.
I'm so, okay, lunchbox.
I just sums up 2020 for me.
Stop it.
Don't let him bring you down.
I know.
Don't bring me down.
Don't bring me down.
This is my moment.
Look at all that cash.
Oh, my God.
Look at all this.
Thank you.
Wow.
I mean, but get $270.
I feel bad.
Yeah, mine's empty.
We feel bad for.
I don't know.
Why would you feel bad?
Because he's making it make me feel really bad right now.
He winds about everybody.
He got a new pair of shoes and whined about him earlier.
That's true.
And those are nice shoes.
Abby, congratulations.
You deserve it.
I can't believe that.
Oh, I feel like this is fake.
All right.
There it is.
Our conclusion, first of a baby.
That was quick.
That was so challenging.
There you have it.
I'm glad.
You know what?
If I were to pay.
pick, I would have wanted Abby to win.
Sure.
Why?
Yeah.
What up, Abby?
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
There she is.
She's walking back out now.
She is pumped and I would be too.
It's like a game show.
She can't even run in.
So good.
It's the best bits of the week
with Morgan number two.
2021 was a strange year.
It's the one year I look back at
and all of COVID and I'm like,
what happened?
It's like a total mystery
to me what all went down that.
year. So this tracks, as I'm looking back at all our Christmas gift exchange, what we did that year was
the mystery box Christmas. So Bobby brought in a bunch of these different boxes and basically it had all
these numbers on it and some had nothing. Some had very extravagant gifts in them. So if you didn't like
your gift, then you could trade it in for something that Bobby brought in. And of course, you know,
there's money and a whole lot of good things in them, but there's also nothing. So it's like,
do you trade in a potentially good gift that you got from a fellow show member or insult them
by turning it in to Bobby and getting something that he brought in. So it was kind of chaotic and wild
and funny in a lot of ways. So this one is interesting for the fact of when it times out.
2021 mystery year for me, I'm sure a lot of you all might feel that way too. But for our Christmas
gift exchange as well. So here's the mystery box Christmas.
Number three
You guys ready?
Yeah
Yeah
To celebrate Christmas here
Yes sir
Well every year
In some former fashion
We exchange gifts
And this year we've
Added a new twist
It is going to be
The Christmas gift exchange
Mystery Box Edition
So we all drew somebody's name
We bought them a gift
We will give them the gift
They'll open it on the air
They'll say what it is
And then they can choose
to keep the gift
or
to go to the mystery boxes
because on the stage here in our studio
there are 10 boxes
inside of those 10 boxes
are everything from
well I don't want to tell you
but some of the gifts are valued at over
$50.
There's also a wheel up here
I like that one a lot
on the wheel you can win up to $250
Oh my goodness
There's a $250, there's a $150,000,
there's a 75 and a 25.
So we can say a box or wheel or...
Inside one of the boxes, there's a coupon to spend the wheel.
Spin the wheel!
It's going to be like, step right up.
Inside the box, inside of one of those boxes, there's a coupon to spend the will.
And you could win up to $250.
Wow.
Oh, man, I want that coupon.
Yeah.
You know what I'm going to do?
I'm going to take one of these $1 ones.
Oh, yeah, I put another $500.
No.
What I'm going to do is I'm going to turn this into
two spins.
Yeah!
So if it lands on this,
you get the next two spins added up.
I love that.
So I guess that could be
$500 lunchbox.
Let's go!
By the way, the company didn't pay
for any of this, I do.
That's what everybody to know.
This is great, man.
This is just me trying to, you know.
For the record.
I love Christmas.
To my people.
I love this.
All right, up first,
let's just go down the list here.
You know, what's,
Mike D can't go to the boxes
and neither can I.
Because you guys know.
Because we know.
Well, I've funded the whole thing.
Right. So Mike D, we're going to have you get your gift from Abby first. Do you have it with you?
Yeah.
Okay, let's get Abby's gift to Mike D. And then let's get also Amy to Scoo of Steve.
Okay.
So Mike, you're going to open yours and Amy's getting hers to scuba Steve.
All right.
But Mike, you have to keep yours. I will keep mine.
Mike D. are a head writer on the show if you hear a game. Odds are he wrote it.
He's got a snowman bag.
All right. Taking up the rabbit.
We have dinner and a movie dice. Looks like a movie game. Okay. Oh, I thought it's a...
And then in the bottom here, it's like a blanket.
Try to un-wrap it. It didn't look good at... Scooby, you can already start unwrapping yours. Okay. It's like a film slate.
Oh, it's a film slate blanket or a towel. Yeah. That's a blanket. Oh, okay, there you go.
That's sweet. For when you watch his movies. You like it? Yeah. Would you have kept it over the mystery box? Yeah, definitely would have kept it.
Wait, there's one more thing. There's one more thing? Yeah. It's a coupon for
free kiss.
If you're feeling down,
she'll give you a hug and a kiss.
Hey, because that's free, right?
So nice.
And there's a
t-shirt
that says. That says, quietly
judges your taste in movies.
Bam. There you go. That's my.
Good job. Good job. Thanks, Abby.
Welcome.
All right, so that one's done.
Scuba, Amy
got you what? Amy goes and hands
me her gift and she goes,
$50 is so hard.
So it sounds like it's not going to be good
So I made me take one of those boxes over there
Scoob of Steve is obsessed
With like old like the one thing I know
He loves is like cool
Nikes and they're like
What do you do?
Like that's just
Oh wow this is pretty cool
These are actually these are really good
I get these at Costco
They're the perfect protein bars
So I like these thank you
Those are expensive
They are pretty expensive
Yeah it's a fake excitement
They're like four bucks a piece
Oh wow
That's good great I got a candy bar
I'm still getting out to get a box
I use those as filler
It's supposed to refrigerated and they're not
Yeah, they are. I had that box in the fridge all night.
I'm just kidding.
What's in that box, Steve?
I'm about to find out.
It's a big black box.
And inside of it, there is...
Oh, wow, popcorn.
Oh, this is really cool.
Jordan slides.
Oh, yeah, that's cool.
Isn't it nice?
I like these.
Actually, I could use another pair, because when I have now, I slept in dog poop, and I'll
play cleaning it.
What size do you wear?
13, and these are size 13.
I wear 13.
Well, crap for me, because if he doesn't keep them, I have to keep 30.
Big slides.
I know.
Because anything that you guys go to the mystery box for, I keep the gift.
Let me try them on real quick.
If they're comfortable, I'm going to keep them.
Okay.
Go to the box.
Go to the box.
I mean, I hate to be, I know you guys want the box.
You want to do that whole premise, but I like these a lot, and I need new slides.
Yay.
And it's a very thoughtful gift.
He puts some heart into this, and I appreciate that.
So I'm going to keep this.
And thank you very much, Amy.
Okay, nice job.
Skid and Steve does not go to the box.
Wow.
That makes me happy.
All right.
So let's get a couple of gifts to their places.
Let's go.
Mike D, give your gift to Eddie.
Oh.
And Eddie give your gift to Amy.
Amy, you've got it already.
That's the black one right there.
Wow.
Okay.
Go ahead and open them.
We don't need the full play-by-play.
You got it.
Amy's this big.
From Amazon.
Don't yell what it is quite yet.
Eddie, what do you see there?
Oh, I see a Dallas Cowboys Super Bowl champions hat.
This is a future hat.
This is a, like if they win the Super Bowl, this is the hat.
Oh, wow.
This year?
That's what I'm talking about.
Yes.
Why do they make a big?
The hat.
I don't know, but I love it.
Oh, yeah.
That's a little foreshadowing is what that is.
Oh, it could be jinxing it, though.
And then it's coffee.
Okay.
From Costa Rica.
Thank you, Mike.
Costa Rican coffee.
Okay.
I'm going to think about this.
Okay, I come back to a second.
Ready?
Amy, go ahead.
Okay, I open mine and it's a bird feeder.
Amy's is from Eddie, yeah.
A solar bird feeder?
So I guess it's also a light.
So the light is powered by the sun?
That's right.
The light will be on all night.
For the birds
To eat at night
24 7
So I can watch them
That's really pretty
Oh
Oh! You got to be a lickum
What?
Yeah, tell them, Amy
It's a lickum
It's a cat scratcher
That you put in your mouth
And it's like you're licking your cat
But you're scratching them
And it's for bonding
It's...
Yeah
Isn't that cool?
Yes, like look watch
Let me see
She's gonna demonstrate on you Bobby
No
But you put it in your mouth
Yeah
You stop it
Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it!
It doesn't feel like a tongue, though.
It's intimate.
You can do that without a mouth.
It doesn't have to feel like the tongue.
It's the process of like, you know,
helping your, soothe your cat, but like with your body.
That's right.
You like it, Amy, right?
I do.
Okay.
Eddie, you have a hat and some coffee.
Would you like to go to the mystery boxes where you could have a shot of $500?
Bobby, Mike D.
I really appreciate your gifts.
I think they're so thoughtful and so nice.
But I don't even have a coffee machine now.
I have a curing.
so I have no use for this.
I love the hat, but Bones, I think I'm going to go to a box.
Hey, you want to know what a Poser fan he is?
This is a Super Bowl hat from 1996 vintage, and that's Bobby's.
Oh, I got a vintage hat.
That's awesome.
You don't even know.
You don't even understand what that hat was.
Great gift, Mike D.
I love that he just Googled while we were doing all the good.
I looked at, I was like, that looks like it's old.
I was put on the spot.
I got a good hat.
Okay, you got a good hat, bones.
I have a chance for $500, right?
Okay, okay, hold on.
Hold on. Amy, are you going, and don't be, don't worry about hurting feelings because Eddie just hurt Mike D's.
Right? Right. It's Christmas. That's what you do.
Would you like to go to the box? Oh, yeah, I'm going to a box.
Oh!
I mean, I really want this, but kind of already ordered one for myself.
See, there you go.
It's so creepy.
And I have like tons of bird feeders. This one is really cool. But if Bobby keeps it, I think it'll be awesome because Bobby can watch birds.
All night.
I know I have to take a bunch of garbage home.
Yeah, is your idea.
Think about this.
Okay, so, Amy will go to the box.
Eddie will go to the box.
Come on.
Hold on, not yet.
Oh, what?
There are 10 boxes up there on the stage.
Just tell me what number of boxes you're going to take, Eddie.
Let me see here.
Yeah, you can't touch them.
Yeah, you can't touch them.
Let me see here.
Okay, so I'm thinking can of corn.
So there's some that just obviously are not can of corn.
Give me number eight.
That might be a can of corn.
go eight. Okay. Are you sure you want eight? This is your last chance. You can change it if you want. Oh, I can change it if I want.
Yeah, you can change it. Um, okay, give me number nine. Okay, Eddie has chosen nine, Amy.
Five. Don't hand it to him quite yet. And Amy's chosen five. Five. Okay. So what we'll do is,
we'll come back after the break. Yes. And you guys can open up your two gift boxes. Eddie nine,
Amy five. Okay. And then we will open up gifts. I'll open it up from Scuba. Ray will open up from Morgan.
10 boxes, those are the mystery boxes.
And both Amy and Eddie have decided to go to the mystery boxes.
Eddie had got a great gift from Mike D.
You're wearing it.
I'm wearing it.
I'm now wearing the hat that Eddie got.
You're rubbing it in my face and you're wearing it in the studio.
But you've decided to change this hat and your coffee, and I'll take that coffee too, for a mystery box.
That's right.
It's a hard decision, but I made it.
And you've chosen number nine?
Correct.
Eddie, here's a deal I'll give you right now.
Oh, my goodness.
I've got a visa gift card for $47.
Now, it was it 50, but I wanted to make sure it worked.
So we spent three bucks this morning.
I'll give you this gift card to not go to the box.
Oh, man.
So the gifts that Mike got me all total $50.
But you didn't get to choose those.
And you're giving me $40.
How much?
I have a $47 visa gift card.
Bones, I love your offer, but I'm going to pass.
Are you sure?
Yes.
Okay, Eddie, go to the box.
Come on.
Come on.
Bobby, you a big Cowboys fan?
Nope.
Man.
Wad my butt with us later.
Oh my gosh.
Dang, it's really light.
That means you got it.
That could be like a paper that says, no.
It's really light.
Nine was the one I had in my mind.
Dang it's right.
It could be good.
It's really light.
It feels like there's nothing in here.
That means it's a gift.
Oh, it's something.
What is it?
Really?
No, it's something in the box.
Oatmeal crumbles.
But.
Apple oatmeal crumbles.
But that would be here.
Oh, it's taped.
It's not really oatmeal crumbles.
Hold it.
A piece of paper that says,
spin the wheel of
Yes!
Let's go!
Merry Christmas!
I have the worst luck in the world.
Eddie, on this wheel.
Yeah!
There's 75 bucks, $150 bucks, $25, $250.
Oh, that's what I want right there.
And there are also some $1 ones.
There's also a two spins, which means if you hit that, you get the next two spins added together.
Okay.
We're ready?
Is there another spin one up there?
Eddie's spinning.
I'll spin it for him.
Oh yeah, Bobby's spinning for me.
All right, buns.
When you're ready, dude.
Are you ready?
Let's spin that wheel!
Come on, $1.
Come on.
Come on.
Oh, $1.
That's one away from $250.
$1, Eddie.
Dude, you need to feel my heart right now.
Like, it is pounding.
You gave all this way for $1.
Oh, that's it.
That's right.
That's it.
It's one spin.
Oh, what?
You get $1.
You know what?
Good job.
Money's money.
I'll take the dollar.
Okay, I'll bend moot to you now.
You're bin made a dollar.
A dollar?
Yeah.
I think the fee is more expensive than that.
Amy.
Yes.
Oh, that is awful.
You have chosen box number five.
Yes.
Now, I will make you the same deal.
Okay.
Would you like a $47 gift card?
No, I want the box.
Are you sure?
Yeah, I'm sure.
Would you like a $47 gift card and maybe a spin on the wheel?
Oh, now he's talking.
Now he's talking.
Is it because five is the corn?
It's up to you.
I don't know.
I just like the excitement of the box.
She's taking the box.
Box number five.
She's passed up $47
and a spin on the wheel.
What's it feel like?
Is it heavy?
She's got box number five.
She got a gift card.
Something.
I don't know what this is.
There's something shaking,
so it's not a piece of paper.
Oh, man.
Beauty begins with truth.
That's true.
What's true?
What's you get?
What'd you get?
What did you get?
What is that?
What did you get?
What is it?
They're going to hate me.
They're going to hate me.
What did you get?
They're just going to hate me.
I mean, it is what it is.
A $100 gift card.
Dang it.
It says, it's like the, I don't even want to say it.
Wow.
And merriest Christmas to me.
Hey, you know what?
As a special Merry Christmas.
No, don't even.
You can keep your licked thing.
Oh, thank you.
Because I don't even want to put up my card.
Now you have two.
Okay.
All right.
So next gift up.
Morgan number two, I got you a gift.
Yeah.
It is from Caitlin's favorite
athlete leisure store, crew, C-R-U-E.
Crew is good.
All right.
I saw that bag in immediately.
I saw you eyeball the bag as it was being cured.
Oh, no.
So Morgan is getting this gift.
It's a fancy bag bones.
Yeah.
Do you do that?
No.
No the owner of the store.
Oh.
Yes.
I do love me a good, honey.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
I love it.
Would you like to keep it or go to the box?
I would like to keep it.
This is very soft.
Nice.
Nice.
Why would I go to a box?
It's more fun.
I don't want a can of corn.
I got a hoodie.
Yeah, no, that's a good hoodie.
All right, Morgan has decided to keep her gift.
Merry Christmas, Morgan.
Thank you.
I will open my gift from Scoobestee.
I can't go to the box.
Right.
So you're stuck with that.
And then, Ray, you have your gift from Morgan in a second?
Yeah!
Go ahead and open it up.
All right.
Okay, scuba has
given me a picture
and in this picture
there's a shipping cart
and one of the carts
is circled and it says here
which I'm guessing
that's where my gift is.
Oh my goodness.
I ordered this a long time ago
and there's supply chain demands
2021.
There's a lot of shortage
of truckers in the road
so unfortunately your gift
will come in next year.
Do I get to know what it is?
No.
I want you to wait until you get it
because if it were here...
I'm trading it for a box.
Yeah.
Well, you don't want to trade it for a box
You're going to get this, and it's probably going to be the greatest gift you've gotten in a long time.
And nobody else would want it except for you.
Nothing Arkansas related.
From a electronics company.
Okay.
So I'm just going to, okay.
What?
The calculator.
We need to know.
Ti-i-94.
Okay.
Thank you, scuba.
I have no idea what I'm thanking you for.
You will be when you get it.
That shipping container.
You got a whole shipping container.
Ramundo, you have your gift from Morgan?
Yeah, yeah.
Go ahead.
Some scissors on this bad boy.
It looks like a custom sign.
I'm scissoring it right now.
Sizzin is scissoring it.
What's I'm talking about?
Dang him too, how'd you think I was gonna get into this?
Now, how did you take it down?
If you're just turning the show on, Ray can either keep the gift
or trade it for one of the boxes on stage.
Oh my gosh.
Are you serious right now in two?
Abby, you have a gift from lunchbox and lunchbox has one from Ray Mundo.
Yeah.
You guys go ahead and open your gifts and I'll come to you
and we'll figure out what they are.
I want you to get them opened.
All right.
I put mine in my own rapping.
What do you mean?
Like that I gave to Mike D. He put his
own like in, he didn't even wrap it.
No, I did wrap it. There's in a bag in there.
Just calm down. It just, yours was nicer.
Ray's got it open. Ray, what you got?
Yeah, and it's now in bubble wrap.
This is taking a moment.
Ray trades it in now without even seeing it.
I'm being very careful with this. This is delicate.
Oh my gosh.
If it is what I think it is, this is sick.
And I'm definitely not turning it in, but I'm still going through the
wrap, so hold on me real quick.
Lunchbox, what do you have over there?
Lunchbox's got his gift from Ray Moondo.
It's very quiet.
It's a blue and white box,
and it says,
Clear Rear, the butler.
Oh.
So it's a butt cleaner?
I'm trying to figure it out.
Oh, it's a bidet.
Oh, it's a clean bomb club.
It's a clean bomb club?
That's what it says.
Nature calls clear the rear is the premium answer.
What is that?
Ray, what is it?
Is it a bidet?
It's a bidet.
Okay, lunchbox, you keeping it?
Let me tell you, guys.
I've been to Vegas.
I've used those bidets.
But, man, I look at those gifts up there, and I got it.
Is there anything over $100 up there?
I'm just telling you you have a chance to win up to $500.
Whoa, there's more spins.
I'm in!
Let's go!
Oh, there's another spin up there.
There's another coupon for a spin.
I wouldn't lunch.
Are you going to the box?
I'm going to the box.
I'm going to the box.
You can have a clean butt.
You can have a clean butt.
Amy, will you hand me my new bidet, please?
Oh, man.
Alright, lunchbox, what number are you picking before you go up there?
Three!
All right, lunchbox is chosen number three.
Ray, yo, what do you got?
I got a Sizan sign.
I wanted to light it up, but I don't have the time to do that.
I mean, it's legit.
It's literally something you throw in a bar, and it says Sizzen, in cursive.
It's going to be neon lights.
It's going to be neon lights.
Why would I ever give this up?
That is my name.
It's on my birth certificate.
No, it's not.
Are you keeping it?
Yeah.
All right, Ray's keeping his.
Abby, you have a gift from Lunchbox.
Thank you, Morgan.
You're welcome.
Can I go straight to the box?
I'm just kidding.
I'm getting nervous.
I don't care.
Oh my.
He did, you did not get this.
Singing for dummies.
Are you actually?
What?
That's so mean.
No, no, hold on.
Everybody says I don't support Abby and I'm so rude to her.
And let me tell you.
What would it even say?
Singing for dummies is a way to improve your singing.
You want to get better at singing.
I'm trying to look out for you.
You want to make a career.
You want to get your.
So play it on the radio.
That is going to help you.
I mean, actually, it could help.
Working your breath control.
Okay.
Okay. Abby, are you going to keep singing for dummies or go to the box?
I'm going to go to a box.
Okay, so we have two boxes here.
Lunchbox has chosen, box three.
Abby, which box would you like?
Oh, shoot.
Okay, can you show them?
Okay.
Oh, man.
I'm going to say, oh, four.
All right, so box three and four.
Lunchbox.
Yeah.
You're up.
All right, let's go.
Get your box, buddy.
Let's go.
Hey, singing for dummies, that's a good gift.
Would you like to trade for a $47 gift card?
No chance.
No chance.
Man.
That's heavy.
Hold on.
Would you like to trade for a $47 gift card and a $50 gift card?
Why do you have all these gift cards up there?
Oh, man.
That's 97.
But if you don't take that one, you have to give that one to Abby.
And she'll get two gifts.
But she'll get hers and she'll get that.
She gets two gifts!
No!
It's what you pay...
Oh, no!
So you can have $97 in gift cards,
or you can have that gift,
but you have to give that exact gift to Abby.
Man, because it is like going to be a trip to the Bahamas.
His mic's not on for some reason, guys.
He's just yelling.
He's just a trip to the Bahamas,
and I'm going to give it to Abby,
and I'm going to hate her even more than I do right now
for rejecting my gift.
A trip to the box.
Going once.
Going twice.
You've chosen the box.
You've chosen the box.
Sold.
What? I was listening to Amy Chalk.
Amy was blabbering.
Plenty of time.
There you go.
That's okay.
Hey, do you want the 97?
No.
No.
Okay.
No.
You're baited me into a bad decision.
Going once?
Going twice?
Sold.
No $97.
Yeah.
Okay.
The Grundy County auction is closed.
Grundy County auction.
All right.
Lunchbox is opening up box number three.
Oh my goodness.
It's going to be awesome.
It's heavy.
Oh, it's heavy, man.
Oh, I win, I win, I win, I win.
Oh, I saw his Apple logo.
I win, I win.
Open it up.
I want an iPad.
I want an iPad.
What?
I got an iPad.
Yeah.
But open it.
Is it really?
Ah!
It's apple sauce.
This is amazing.
This is amazing.
Why don't I have the worst luck in the world?
Why don't have the worst luck in the world?
Okay, hey, it's two apples sauces.
Oh, this is great.
It's an apple product.
Yes, it is.
Yes, it is.
Oh.
Oh, my gosh.
And when he picked it, I LOL,
and then I tried to give him $97 twice.
And he didn't take $97.
Why don't have the worst luck in the place?
You had it?
I won.
See, this is so stupid.
Oh, I'm excited to see what's in box number four for Abby.
And then I knew if I said, hey, at lunchbox,
you have to give that to Abby, though, if you lose.
I knew I'd reel him right.
You got him.
Hey, he's playing chess.
I was playing 3D checkers, baby.
Wait, I did the wrong one.
Whatever, whatever, yeah, 12 them up.
Okay.
Lunchbox, what's up?
Man.
See, this, this,
Christmas show always, it's out
to get me. Like I got the dollar that one time
in the envelope. You pick that though. You
pick everything. No one told you to pick number three.
Like, why, how do I get the bad luck
every single time? Every time.
You also had a chance to win
$97. I'll take it.
No, how it works. Abby,
you have number four. You can have number four
or I'll offer you $97.
Oh, wow. Wait, what?
Really? Yeah, two Visa gift cards.
for $97 here or you can have number four.
I feel like it's going to be corn.
I feel like four.
I will tell you this.
I'll tell you this.
It is not corn.
Don't tell her that.
Don't give her that option.
You didn't tell me this wasn't an apple sauce.
No, I don't like this.
$97 or box four.
And if you don't choose box four,
I'll give it to lunchbox.
Yes!
Yeah, Abby.
Let's go.
Oh, then I'm going to do that in 97.
$97.
So I got four?
You have four lunchbox.
Yes, let's go.
I'm back in the game.
Abby, come get your $97.
Yeah.
Because I was going to make hers go to you.
I'm making yours go to go.
That's called fair.
Life is fair.
Open it up.
Now life is fair again.
This guy is like a roller coaster.
Abby, this is what you missed out on.
You can't even see.
Open it up.
Was it heavy lunch?
No, it's like a $100 gift card or something.
Or something.
Maybe $500.
Maybe $500.
What is it?
It's a my little pony, like water ink thing.
Good job.
Let's fly the Christmas for you, Lime.
Wow.
Okay.
We're over time.
I'm like dizzy from laughing so much.
You guys can call us 877, 77 Bobby,
877, B-O-B-B-B-Y.
Abby, congratulations on your $97.
Thank you so much.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
A lot better than singing for dummies.
And lunchbox, you got yourself
My Little Pony coloring book
and you got yourself some apple sauce for the kids.
You're back in third grade.
Congratulations.
All right, I'm going to give you guys one more chance
to get at a box.
Yes.
What?
Come on.
Last chance.
20 bucks.
So all the gift giving is over.
Some of us kept our gifts,
some of us traded the gifts in for a box.
All hilarious.
Go back and listen on the podcast.
But what I have here, I keep the game blank slate at my desk.
I love the game blank slate.
So what I'm going to do is play individually with each of you.
If we match words, you get to go pick a box of your choice.
Okay, we can do this. We can do this.
Come on, Bobby.
We can do this.
Yeah.
Okay.
And I'm going to try.
Try your best.
And so what I'm going to do, though, to make sure I'm not affecting, like, picking a weird word on purpose.
I'm going to see the card in the word.
Yeah.
Everybody write their answer down.
I'll then draw your name.
Okay.
That way you don't think I'm trying to, like, make sure Ray doesn't win.
Does that make sense?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Yeah. Okay.
The first word is, and by the way, blank slate's a really fun game.
You guys should check it out.
Blank dance.
Blank dance.
I'm going to write down the word that goes in the blank for me.
And I'm going to go.
Got my word.
Everybody in?
Yeah.
Yeah.
In.
Okay.
Come on.
Draw me, dude.
Drawing?
Let's go.
The person I'm drawing is Scuba Steve.
Scuba.
What did you write down?
I was just thinking about Garth Brooks, and I put down last.
dance. I put down last dance.
Yeah, all right, cool. But Garzbrooks.
It's the dance. The dance.
Maybe think of that, whatever. It worked out. So, thank you.
Because that is the last dance they're doing, but I'd have to miss the dance.
Yeah, see, I read into the lines. Scoop up.
Come on. Come get you a box, buddy.
All right.
As he's getting a box, we'll play another round.
Come on. Come on, man.
Hey, what number are you taking?
I'm going to go with number eight.
All right. Take number eight and just hang out for a second.
Oh, remember, Eddie? That's the one that you picked.
I know. But then you changed your mind.
I know, I know. And I got a dollar.
I got a dollar, yeah. Next up.
Better an apple sauce.
Snake blank. Come on, pick me. I got it.
I'm in.
Eddie, I'm drawing from a hat.
I know. I'm not. Just trying to send that message.
Okay, here we go.
Come on.
The person that I'll be trying to match with is Abby. Abby, snake blank.
Fight.
What?
Snake bite.
I have snake pit.
Wow
Sorry Abby
You did pretty good today though
$97.
I know I'm good
Hey give it up for Abby who played today
$197
Great Christmas
Thank you
Next word
Blank Room
Blank Room
Blank room
Yeah
Oh boy
I don't want to be drawn on this one
I'm in
I'm in
I'm in
Everybody good
Don't draw me
Don't
Come on lunchbox
Ray Mundo
Yes.
Yeah, we think of like I went with bedroom.
Oh, I put green room.
Like our green room here at work.
Oh.
I had bedroom, Ray.
Hey, give it up for Raymundo, who played a heck of a game.
Good.
Just give it Steve one to open your package there, number eight.
Oh, boy.
It was a cardboard box.
That means it's something good.
It's not a trick.
Miguel R.
And it is a $50 gift card.
Thank you.
That's nice.
Pretty good.
Eddie, that kind of in your house.
I know.
All right.
One of the boxes, if you choose, I'm going to add another $50 gift card to it.
Okay.
Okay.
I've already written it down on my sheet up here.
Okay.
The next one we're trying to match is blank corn.
Blank corn?
I don't know anything.
Blank corn.
Okay.
Don't pick.
Is there anything?
Is there anything that goes with that?
Yes.
Blank corn.
The person that gets a shot at the box is.
Eddie.
Oh, this is terrible.
This is the worst one to get it for.
I got white corn.
I don't even know what that is.
Sorry, I have put cream corn.
That did I have!
Oh, man.
Because it's Bobby's favorite kind of corn.
Oh, I can't.
Hey, give it up for Eddie who'd get one dollar.
One dollar.
Merry Christmas.
Dang.
Okay.
Next up.
Come on.
Cream corn.
Oh, popcorn would have been a good one.
Oh, yeah.
I didn't even do that.
Bear.
Oh, man.
Blank bear.
How minute?
Three people left?
Blank bear.
You guys write it down.
Morgan, you're still in?
Yeah.
You're doing?
Yep.
Everybody good?
Mm-hmm.
Lunchbox.
We'll say it at the same time.
Don't,
don't screw me on this.
I've already written it down.
I know.
I need a box so bad.
So bad.
So bad.
So bad.
I mean, like, I have two crappy gifts over here.
And this need, I need to turn my Christmas around right here.
Yeah.
So this is, I mean,
You've got to have what I have written down.
Okay.
I'm ready.
What do you have?
One, two, three.
Teddy.
Yes.
Wait, you didn't say at the same time.
What do you have, Bobby?
You better have Teddy.
I have Teddy.
Yeah.
Oh!
Hold on.
Don't grab anything.
Don't grab anything.
Oh.
Which one would you like?
Which number?
You can walk over there, just don't grab anything.
Man.
Watch boss.
Get the big one.
Yeah, I'll think about that big.
What's the big one?
Number one.
I mean, because you know, the biggest always wins.
Yep.
You have one, two, six, seven, and ten.
You know what?
Don't touch it.
If you touch it, you're just qualified.
Oh boy.
We got to pick and we gotta go to break pretty soon.
Yep, chop chop.
Guess what?
High school soccer, I was number two.
So?
You're gonna go with two?
Come on.
Oh, man, this is tough.
Oh, 10 looks good too though.
because I am a 10
when ladies look at me
they see a 10
start counting down
five seconds
yeah
four
three
two
two
two or 10
two or 10
two or 10
two or 10
what should I do
I think you should do 10
but
don't listen to him
don't listen to him
don't listen to him
what do you guys say
I don't
I mean two is your soccer number
I know but I am a 10
and Bobby said 10
okay you can't trust that
yeah but he's doing the reverse
psychology
I'm sorry he does that
I think you need an answer.
Five, four, three.
Two!
Two, I got a single one gun.
I was number two in soccer.
In my junior year, I kept the jersey all year.
Are you sure?
It's your last chance to change.
Oh, man.
I think you should go 10.
Rico.
But who cares what I said?
Totally.
He's like, back in 97.
It's 98, but yeah.
Okay.
I think you should go 10.
Oh, man.
What's you doing to?
Stop.
Don't listen to that, dude.
Don't listen to it.
Two. Two it is.
Two it is.
Two it is.
I can't have to mess.
Hey, I'm going to tell you what's in 10.
Go ahead, tell me.
What's in 10 is a spin on the wheel.
No!
No!
No!
Spin, see what I got!
No, no, no, no.
You can have 10.
I will promise you 10's a spin of the wheel.
You have two and a half minutes.
No, I'm going...
Oh, man, $250, though.
About $500, though, possible.
Oh, man.
No, two must be dynamite.
Must be dynamite.
Or am I setting you up to film again?
No, no.
Dynamite, like, isn't good?
Yeah, like, dynamite.
Like, he's trying to get me to go to that wheel
because he knows that's worth more. Can we just come back at the top of the hour?
Lunchbox. Yeah.
You have two boxes left up there to choose from.
Yeah. Ten and two.
Ten and two. And I tell you right now, ten is spinning the wheel.
And you can spend this wheel and win up to five hundred bucks.
Okay. How about I buy box two for twenty and I spin the wheel on ten?
No, we're not. I'm not, you don't get to make the deals. I make the deals.
Good try, though.
So are you picking a box ten, which is for sure a spin of the cash?
Or box two?
Are we ever going to find out what's into?
I don't know. You don't get to know right now.
Give me 10. You want 10. I want the money.
You're changing your mind.
Are you confirming right now that you are, I need you to lock it in. You want 10. Say lock it in.
Oh my gosh.
Lock.
It.
All right. All right. Two was a $50 target gift card and a $50 visa gift card.
$100. $100. We told you to go with two.
Okay. So now lunchbox.
You told yourself to go with two.
He still has a chance to win more money there.
So you can go in open if you want to see the coupon.
Every minute?
I'll tell you what.
I'll give you a chance to trade that box.
Oh, boy.
You can trade box 10 for what?
One, six, and seven, the only ones left.
But why is he doing that?
I mean, but one of them's torn.
See, the last time he told me I should take 10.
He tricked me again.
This is your chance.
You've led me astray.
This is you can either take the spin of the wheel or you can have one, six, and seven.
The other three left.
I can have all three of them?
Yeah.
Oh man guys
Oh that's a tough one
I know
No I got a spin
Okay I got to spin
Go ahead and take that number 10 box in the rest of the boxes
Don't tell me it's something good
And box one was
A $20 scratch off
Inside of a can of corn and a $50 visa gift card
No the biggest one was obviously the corn
Number six was a kettle number seven was corn
Number seven was corn
is the corn. Yeah. All right. So lunchbox, you can go and pull that out. You can see the
coupon. I got it. Just spin the wheel of cash. Let's go. Let's turn this mojo around.
Getting a better move, guys. I'll say something else. So on the wheel of cash, you can win anything
from, I mean, you really could win $500. I know. That's why there's a $250, there's a $150, a $75,000.
At this point, I want him to win. There's also a lot of ones. Let's go. Are you ready?
I'm ready to spin the wheel, baby.
Come on.
We're ready.
Like, what are you?
You're cheering for me to win something, right?
I've given you 94 chances.
I'd like for to win something.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's give you more and more everything.
Let's go.
Let's spin that wheel.
Go.
Come on, baby.
Christmas.
Ho, ho.
Bobby Claw!
Oh, my God.
It was on 250.
It could have possibly good.
It was on 250 and the last click went.
Oh, my God.
To $1.
I'm dizzy.
Oh, my goodness.
All this screaming is literally like.
making me dizzy.
How does this happen?
I can't.
I can't believe that.
Yes, of course.
I can't believe that.
I mean, that hung on there like, is like, oh.
I mean, what?
Can you make a video of just that?
Can we save that from that?
Of course I can.
Oh, my goodness.
Literally just that.
I hate that.
That's Christmas.
I can't believe that.
After all that, you got yourself $1.
That is amazing.
You got that close.
He had every chance.
I mean, he was offered like $300 and things.
He just never took anything.
No.
See, this is the lesson, lunchbox.
What's the lesson, Amy?
Well, let me say this.
He bought Abby a mean book.
No, no, no, no.
That was not mean.
That is a honest attempt to help her improve her singing.
Why not get her a book like,
learning to sing by Luciano Pavarotti?
Tapping into your full potential.
Because she's a beginner.
She ain't Pavarotti.
Okay.
Mike, will you want to give him that dollar?
There you go, buddy.
There's a dollar.
Merry Christmas.
I hate my life
I mean I just
You hate your life
You have three healthy children
A beautiful life
This is what happens
Like I just nothing good happens to me
Actually a lot of good things have happened to you
The lesson for sure bones
Is that greed gets you every time
Huh?
That's it.
If it doesn't get you immediately
It gets you worse later
There you go
There you go
Bobby goes I really think you should take 10
I really think you should take 10
You almost won $250
I know
But I would have had how much
$100?
But before we went to the break
You were gonna pick two
I know.
And I took you both directions.
Yeah.
Good places, bad places.
I was just taking your places.
You were like, I got to go with my gut.
It's going to be two.
My sucker number.
And then...
Oh, I didn't change my number for 22 years.
No, I didn't.
I didn't.
My junior year, I kept my jersey entire year
so I could have number two again my senior year.
Ray, are we done?
Thank you all.
It's the best bits of the week with Morgan number two.
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boxes involved here, but there was a multitude of boxes laying on the stage and if you decided to
turn your gift in, which,
which it could have been anything.
There was no theme as far as our gifts went.
But if you didn't like whatever you got,
then you could trade it in with a box on the stage.
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It's time for spicy Christmas.
Oh!
Okay, so we all drew.
We all drew.
And so we have a gift to give somebody.
And that would be healthy and loving if we just gave him a gift and said Merry Christmas.
But we can't seem to that.
But we can.
It's always going to be an element.
So, but it can be that, by the way.
So, for example, Amy gets a gift first, and Mike drew her name.
So Mike will give her the gift.
She'll open it.
If she likes it, she keeps it.
If she wants to trade it in for the luxury up on my desk.
Oh, you've got to go luxury.
You can.
It's so confusing.
because there's such really big bags and I don't know
if you did reverse psychology on us
and in the big bags, you know,
we're thinking you probably put the spicy little
gummy bag that's going to kill us
or if it's really the luxury gift.
Right, there's
one, two, three, there's six up here.
Two of them are spicy.
Oh my gosh.
So, one is that hot chip that makes you
vomit, it's so hot and it hurts forever.
One is that spicy gummy that we haven't opened
in months because everybody's scared of it.
If you open that, you have to eat it right there on the spot.
Oh, my gosh.
Do we have milk?
You guys, what have we not learned?
Have we not learned anything?
We never said that.
But I think it should just be a good.
Boy, the bet starts now.
But so here's the thing.
I promise you, I didn't put any joke in the luxury.
That's what I'm talking about.
These are all, and if they don't give it away, I'm keeping them.
Oh, that's my next question.
Yes.
You can't like draw?
No, if you open a luxury gift and you don't like it, even if you don't like
that, you can trade it for a nut going again.
Oh my goodness.
I love this.
I love it.
Let's go.
I'm ready to play.
First up, opening her gift on spicy Christmas
is Amy.
Yeah.
Come on, Amy.
Merry Christmas, Amy.
Okay, here we go.
Amy, who's it from?
Mike D.
It's wrapped.
So cute.
I like the paper.
That's black, shiny paper.
That's gold Christmas trees.
Wow.
That's a baller.
His wife told me she picked this out,
and there's no way I'm going to want to trade it.
Why would we, why would she spoil that for Mike?
Yeah.
Sorry, Mike.
Let the guy get credit for it, you know?
No credit.
Oh, it's lingerie.
Oh, wow.
What is it?
Oh, gosh.
It is so cute.
What is it?
But I actually already have this shirt.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
And if she, if they need to say, I keep it.
If you give it, if you trade it, I keep it.
Okay.
She knows my style so well that she got me a shirt that I actually have.
However, the one I have is gray.
And this seems to be, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a,
Annie Bean shirt with like an eagle
nice shirt. Now Amy you already
have one though. But I have the gray
and this is kind of green. Spicy.
Spice. Spice. Spicy. No way.
Amy, are you keeping it or are you going spicy?
Amy, you don't want two of the same? Amy, you're going spicy?
Yeah. I almost died on the show
eating something spicy so I just can't
even risk it. As much as I want the luxury
this is a luxury shirt so I'm keeping it. Okay, she's keeping it like.
Thank you Mike. Wow, you didn't go luxury.
Look at all those boxes.
means not going spicy. By the way, we have, uh, of the six packages, there are three in big white boxes.
Oh, man. Big three in bags. I can't decide what is what. And one bag is humongous. Two bags are small.
I mean humongous. Luxury items. Luxury items. Well, wow, wow. All right, Ray is opening a gift next. Ray's our audio producer. He's the guy is here early, early in the morning.
Ray, Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. And you have a gift there. And who's that from?
Scuba. Okay, Scuba, Steve has gotten Ray. There's two boxes. Here's the first one.
Very nice wrapping job scuba. It looks like it's in a shoebox maybe. Oh, oh
it's a Nike shoebox and it is a pair of Nike's baby and these are let me guess
Kyries. They are Haratchas. Yeah my nephew has them so I know they're definitely dirty. Okay, that is sick dude.
Dirty is good. That is really cool. Oh got it got it. All right next gift. Make sure don't hit the mouse.
This one is in a bag, taking out all the paper.
It looks like some chill sweatpants.
Oh, nice.
It is taper-leg Nike sweatpants, baby.
They are fit exactly for me.
What size are they?
They are medium.
Perfect.
If you trade them in, I'll get to grow up.
Now you're thinking.
And it looks like there's maybe one more thing in here.
I like Ray's gifts.
I start trying to get you guys and trade it in.
There's a few more things there.
There is some Harry's deodorant because scuba knows.
I love Harry's.
Hey-oh.
I already had some at my desk, I guess.
Oh, he saw it.
Yeah, there you go.
And the final gift.
And those horatja shoes are expensive.
Lotion.
Good deal, Ray.
And it has a sunscreen.
Here you.
Raymond,
do you want to keep it?
Because of the harachas,
I have no choice,
but to keep them,
I believe they're very, very pricey.
You're not going spicy.
Not going spicy.
I'm turning it down.
Okay, Raymundo.
All right.
But we have a budget, right?
I mean.
I don't know who I did by it.
Yeah.
Not really, Amy.
It doesn't sound like he did.
I did, sort of.
Yeah, whatever.
Sort of.
Next up, Morgan, you have to come over here.
Oh, man.
I'm not going to get up.
Oh, because it's so heavy.
We have a budget.
Yeah, I bet.
Car keys are so expensive.
You can go over to your desk.
Well, the keys are pretty cheap.
Yeah, that's true.
Remember, what is my all Christmas with everybody I'm buying for it is what?
A practical.
I'm not getting anything crazy.
Like, wow, unbelievable.
I want to cry.
It's very practical.
That's it.
So I went to people and addressed what I think would be their needs or stuff they didn't even know they need.
Oh, you got her a boyfriend.
Morgan, get it.
A little guy comes out.
Hi.
Hi, Morgan.
Oh, it's an empty box.
What is it?
Wait, hold on.
It's a piece of paper.
Uh-oh.
A mobile pet spa?
So they come to your house and they take care of your dog and they spa and you never have to leave.
It's a place we use.
It's awesome.
What?
So.
That's a.
Amazing.
That is, thank you.
I'd go with yours.
Dang.
I don't know, guys.
I've never had a mobile pet spot in my house, and Rimmie could use a spa day.
But you've never had what's in these boxes, guys.
So far, nobody's gone.
That spa is who we used to.
And so easy, so convenient, they do such a good job.
But if you want to trade it, hey, trade it.
Yeah, I mean, no, because, like, there's also, this is a voucher for something,
and I'm not going to say what the price is.
Except it stayed in the budget.
Yeah, yeah, for sure, for sure.
I bet he did.
Yeah, yeah.
Thank you, Bobby. I like it.
Are you keeping it?
I'm keeping it.
She's keeping it.
She's keeping it.
Wow, wow, wow.
Okay.
So no one's going to the luxury items yet.
Okay.
That means you guys are doing great.
I hope nobody goes to the spice because that means everybody's happy.
That's true.
And that's what Christmas is all about.
Yes.
Now, no, no.
If the gifts are bad, you know, like where it's like, oh, that's not even worth.
So what's the rule there?
If somebody purposefully gives a bad gift, they must eat the chewy.
The hot chewy.
That's where it gets crazy.
If they purposely give a,
A bad gift.
That one's more toxic than the chip.
And who decides that one?
Me.
One man panel.
Got it.
Yeah.
Oh.
Abby, come in please.
Oh, here?
Yeah, come in here, please.
You're not letting her sing, are you?
There's no need for that.
What's just going to open the gift where the cameras are.
Oh, gotcha.
Okay.
Here comes Abby, who is, she produces so many things.
She answers the phones as well.
I don't know.
Is that on?
You don't need it here.
You're good.
You can just hear.
Normal life.
Abby's now opening her gift.
He said, don't turn it over.
Yes.
It was like upside down on the desk.
He's like, if you turn it over, you're going to know what it is.
Okay, go ahead.
You've been bushwhacked.
A hundred dollar gift card to your favorite bar, which is Brewhouse.
Oh, okay.
That's cool.
Your bar.
Oh, dang.
I like this.
Nice.
Okay.
Oh, wait, so there's something in here too, though?
There's an actual gift, but that was already like the budget.
Nobody followed the budget.
I don't remember the budget.
Well, you didn't go to jail.
Yeah, it's not like.
Nothing's enforced.
I thought it might be.
Kindness.
Who is this from?
Ray.
Ray, you got it first.
So he got her $100 bar gift card.
Yeah, that's so...
That's good.
And what's that?
Oh, my God.
Oh, my.
What did it say?
A Nate Smith T-Shift.
Oh, Nate Smith, the artist.
That's your dude.
That's the guy you have a crush on.
She didn't say she had a crush.
I did not.
Nice job, Ray.
Is there one more?
There's one more, so it's coming in the door right now.
Okay, coming to the door right now.
There's something else, too?
What is how?
All right, coming in this, it's the Earth.
Has Nash?
The Nashville Predator, NHL team.
That is Nash, who is delivering a bag.
Hi, Nash.
You can't talk, I know, but good to see you, Nash.
Oh, shoot.
Nash is waving.
What could it be?
Nash has got big fangs.
What in the world?
Okay, Abby's pulling out a bag.
There's a card first, right?
Nash is pointing at the card.
Okay, this is way above.
What kind of is Nash?
What kind of animal?
And Nash is a predator.
Yeah.
No, but like a wolf.
It's fangs.
Fangs.
Fane.
Oh, saber tooth.
Sabre tooth.
Got it.
Okay.
Abby, read it, please.
Abby, oh my gosh.
Stop.
Abby, we'd love for you to sing the national anthem for us on February 13th,
2023, but only if I can be your day.
Wow.
Wow.
I need to check.
Kiss him.
Kiss him.
Kiss him.
Oh.
Abby, kiss him.
Kiss him.
Oh, I got her.
Got her Nash.
Abby, wow.
Ray.
What's in the bag, Abby?
What is it? Okay.
Oh, it's a Preds jersey with your last name on it?
What?
Oh, that's awesome.
She's going to play two?
This is insane.
Abby, what are your thoughts here?
They've invited you.
Ray is orchestrated.
Do you sing the national anthem at the Preds game?
Oh, it's a sparkly mic.
Oh, my God.
That's amazing.
Yes, I accept.
Yes.
And what do you want to say to Ray?
This is like the most thoughtful, most amazing thing ever.
I kind of want to cry.
Thank you, Ray.
Please cry.
You're like the best person ever.
Do you want to trade it in?
No.
How funny with that would that be?
not. Oh my god, Ray.
Thank you to the friends. Ray,
that was awesome.
Abby, Merry Christmas.
Wow.
It's so good.
Ash, good to see you, buddy.
Okay.
Let's go, let's go.
That's the best present of the year.
Wow.
Good to see you, buddy.
Wow.
So, nobody went spicy.
Great gifts, guys.
Ray, A plus.
Thank you.
How did you arrange that?
I hooked it up.
Wayne D. man.
I guess he does the announcing and he's like,
yes, she can do the national anthem.
And she had a clip in the system.
said she makes the cut, she's good.
Look at you. What a great idea.
That's meaningful to her.
Good job, buddy.
Good job, Ray.
Okay, coming up.
Eddie, Mike D, myself, scuba and lunchbox.
Yeah.
All right.
It's hard to follow that.
Will anyone go spicy?
Man, I've been trying to dissect those presents with my eyes.
Which one lunchbox do you think has
bad, spicy pain in it of the six?
Describe the boxer bag has the pain.
The big blue bag.
You think that has pain in it?
Yeah, it has pain in it.
Why?
Because it's just so big and it's just like calling my name and it wants you to call its name
because it's going to be a big present and you're going to get it and it's going to be a stupid chip.
And so I'm staying away from that blue bag.
Okay.
We'll not touch it.
Let's go to Eddie who's opening first.
All right.
Eddie, where is your gift?
I don't know.
Where's my gift?
Who drew Eddie?
I did.
Oh, Amy's like, it's time to give me my gifts.
Amy's like just watching, taking it in.
I'm like, who's going to eat the spice?
All right, so Eddie will open it up.
If he likes it, he keeps it.
If he doesn't eat,
It's a great. Wow. Oh, it's two. We got two gifts. Ooh, this looks like a BB gun. Okay. I'll open this one first. Hey, maybe. That would be kind of cool. Right? How cool would that be? Go to the woods. All right. Let's see. We got, um, classy. Oh, Dallas Cowboys. It's, uh, like grilling utensils, like a spatula and.
Well, you love to grill. Thong. Is that what's called? I don't call that a thong, but I understand why you say that. Yeah, yeah, okay. All right. Tongs. Thank you, Amy. Thong. Thong. Thong.
Tongues, right?
Tongues would be flip-flops.
Tongs would be the big you grab.
Okay, these are tongs.
Oh, yeah, or thongs.
All right, next one.
The meaning of thong is underwear,
but thongs are also like flip-flops.
I didn't know that.
Okay, this one's in a bag.
Oh, a Dallas Cowboys hat!
That's the best one.
He's faking enthusiasm.
He's going spicy.
No, that is the best Cowboys hat.
Sorry, I stood in the budget.
I like it, Amy.
Cowboys hat and grill set.
I'm looking at those boxes over there.
Eddie, you can keep those or
Oh no, I'm the first person that
You can, I keep that stuff
It's now mine, but you trade it for a luxury box.
You're a Cowboys fan now.
And I'll tell you this, every luxury box
is valued at least
over 100, at least over $100.
Oh!
You know you're going luxury.
When he opened the grill thing,
he looked at, he's like, I mean,
he tried to fake a smile.
And if you get a box and you open a luxury
and it's not your type of luxury,
you can trade it in for another luxury box if you want.
Amy, I'm just saying, like his face
was disgust when he opened the
No, not disgust.
Amy, thank you so much.
I love your gift.
But, man, those boxes.
And there are luxurious
items in there.
I just don't know which one I want to do.
You want to go spicy or not, Eddie?
I do have a lot of Cowboys hats.
You want to go spicy or not, Eddie?
Bones.
Not that one.
I think I'm going to go spicy.
He's going to go spicy.
Okay.
I got to go spicy.
Eddie, come up real quick.
Oh, boy.
Which one's he going to pick?
Eddie, go blue bag.
Anybody that gets spicy, we'll eat it in a later segment, okay?
Eddie, don't touch anything.
Don't touch anything.
You take the bag, don't grab it.
Just let me know which one you want,
and I will not.
We'll leave it until we come back.
We got to go, though.
No, don't touch anything.
Just point in a while.
Don't touch.
Don't, no, touching.
Look at these bags right here.
Okay, okay.
Let's go with this bag.
He's picked this bag right here.
Stand down.
Oh, no.
Oh my gosh, what have I done?
He's looking in it.
Mike, would you please come back?
It's so like. It could be a gift card.
He's not smiling.
We'll have Eddie get to it in a minute.
All right, next up.
Oh, my gosh.
Mike D will be opening up his.
Who got Mike D?
I did.
Morgan, would you give Mike D his gift, please?
He has it.
Okay.
All right.
Got some wrapping paper in a snowman bag.
And inside we have.
Did you leave my cowboy stuff up here?
Oh, I have it.
You can get it.
I own it.
Oh, it's yours.
It's yours.
It's yours.
That hat is cool.
It looks like a sweatshirt, and we got some Dallas Cowboys sweatshirt.
Okay, nice.
Old school, too, like retro.
That's really cool.
Retro.
That's cool, Morgan's.
Yeah.
Something else inside the box.
Silver wrapping paper.
You got to open that all the way up, too.
And this we have.
Looks like a corksicle.
A what?
All the way up.
All the way out.
Yep.
It looks like Cowboy something, huh?
It is a Spider-Man canteen.
Oh, that's cool.
A nice one.
Yeah, I have a couple of these that I love, and this is amazing.
I love this a lot.
Do you want to go spicy or keep it?
I do not want to go spicy.
It's a great gift.
Okay, Mike.
Hey, bonus.
I'm really glad you kept it, Mike,
because I also have two tickets for you to the Tennessee Titans
and Dallas Cowboys game in Nashville.
Are you kidding me?
Courtesy of the Tennessee Titans,
my hookup is hooking you up to the game.
You are kidding me.
And she did that because you didn't trade it.
If you were to traded it, she would have kept it.
That's hilarious.
I want to wear this to that game.
That's an awesome good.
Good job, Morgan.
That is amazing.
Do you want to trade it now?
I'm begging him.
Please, man.
That's awesome.
You keeping it?
Yeah.
Wow.
Thank you, Morgan.
Wow.
Amy, yours looks kind of lame now.
Amy, did you have one of those?
I don't have a hookup with the Titan.
Oh, who got you.
Who got me a gift?
No pressure, guys.
I know.
I don't know who even got me.
Abby.
Oh, Abby's coming in.
Oh.
You might as well trade now.
I can't trade because I know what the gifts are.
Oh, my gosh.
Why do I have to wait so long?
This is crazy.
I trade.
So I'm for sure I keep what I really know I want.
Yeah.
Okay, here it comes.
Wow, it's two.
They're both very flat.
Whoa, they're very big.
What is that?
Okay, the first one is wrapped in Santa Claus light green.
It's very heavy.
It's really heavy, guys.
It is wrapped in tape meticulous care.
It's got bubble wrap on it.
It is.
Abby, what is this?
It's the shape of the state of Arkansas.
It's like a metal thing with a hog.
Oh, that's really cool, Abby.
I like that.
And it's what?
It's a sign.
Can I put it on the road?
Yeah, yeah.
It's like a stop sign.
What's the shape?
This sign.
What's that shape means?
Arkansas.
It means.
Hog.
Wild.
Like, hurry up.
Yeah.
It means it's okay to date your cousin.
I wasn't going to say it.
That's what we all do.
According to Urbal, that's good.
All right, next thing.
I like it, Abby.
Awesome.
Give me that little one there or the big one.
Whichever one you want me to order.
We're going to run into a commercial break,
and I don't want to do that quite yet.
Next, it's a toilet paper that says for when the hogs play like,
and there's a poop emoji.
Okay, Abby, what do you have here?
It's a sign.
Oh, check it out.
It's a bobbycast sign.
Oh, that's awesome.
That's really good.
It's the logo to my songwriter musician podcast that I do the hour long.
This is awesome, Abby.
Dang.
I can hang it.
Yeah.
Or I can just carry it around all the time.
That's true.
Everywhere you go.
You're like, what do you do?
I'm like, why you ask you?
I have a sign.
Check this out.
Thank you, Abby.
It's awesome.
That's amazing.
Okay, so only two people left.
Scuba and lunchbox will open their gifts.
You can keep it or you can give it to me and go to the spicy pile.
That's right.
All right.
All right.
I got you something good.
I got you something good.
Today's gonna be a good day.
Well, the wrapping looks like crap.
It's literally like a garbage grocery bag.
He got me Q's and Q's, which we have like a thousand of these.
There's some gimmick here.
I'm sure I gave him this too.
There's some gimmick.
Yes, go ahead.
The next one.
It is a free game that we have piled up back there.
Another grocery.
There's nothing there.
And then, oh, here we go.
Here's the real deal right here.
Although I don't know if this cost of $100 or anywhere near $100.
What do you get you?
He got me.
Shaquille O'Neal, like kind of
throwback T-shirt. Oh, yeah, vintage Shaquille,
New Orlando Magic. At your team. Yeah, yeah, that's really cool.
I appreciate that. Yeah, and the other one
didn't come in in time. Uh-oh.
Gotcha. I know what that's like.
I get it. Yeah, it's out there in a shipping container
in the bay, dude. I don't know. It's been over two weeks
and it's like... Do you want to keep it?
Or do you want to go...
Is that shirt going to fit you?
To the spicy fire. You said large.
I said large or extra large depending on the fit.
Because I'm keeping it if you trade it to me. You said t-shirt
is large, so I got you a large.
You got to stop fighting.
Scuba, do you want to go spicy or do you want to keep the shirt?
I don't like spicy things at all, but I also like luxury.
Yeah.
I love my team, but good God.
I'm going spicy.
Yeah.
I'll take the shirt.
I now own the shirt.
You're not getting the stuff back guys up to the show.
There's no like, okay.
Don't touch a box.
Don't touch anything.
Which one?
I'm keeping another shirt then.
Don't touch it.
Which one would you like?
Go blue bag.
I'm going to go with whatever.
box down here.
Okay, this big box here.
Cool, that's scuba.
All right, final person is lunchbox.
Come on!
Alright, here we go.
I'm gifting him, his gift.
Okay.
Green wrapping paper, it says, Merry Christmas.
Hey, you're gonna like this stuff.
All right.
Scooby, you're gonna come in back in a second.
Here we go.
It's in a brown Amazon box.
Use your muscles.
There we go.
A couple lottery tickets.
I don't know what this is.
You gotta open it up.
Oh. Nice box there, right?
Yeah, what's in the little black box? Make up?
I don't know.
It's lights for your bike. I already have them.
That's terrible gift. What do you mean? There's a headlight and like blinking flashing light.
In a book.
It says don't be a D.
Like it rhymes with rich.
Wait, was it?
Was Eddie trying to get him to be spicy?
That's it. That's it.
Yeah.
What do you mean?
It's on purpose.
Come on. That's not on purpose.
I think the bike. I do think the bike, he could have got bike lights.
So I'm going to let that slide.
Is that a used book?
And no, no, it's a brand new book, and it's called Don't Be a D.
Why would you get that, though?
That sounds.
Why does it look dirty?
He did that to Abby.
I know, but that was a joke.
Lunchbox, the light saved you barely.
I mean, it was like no effort.
And the lottery tickets, guys.
He loves lottery tickets.
Are you going, well, are you going to give that all to me?
No.
You trading in?
Take it.
Don't throw it.
Whoa.
What am I going to break?
The book?
The lights.
Oh, the lights that he found at Goodwill?
No, I got my name was on.
Let's go.
Don't touch anything.
I'm not going to touch it.
I'm coming to smell it, baby.
Let's go spicy.
You don't want spicy.
You don't want spicy.
You got luxury and you got spicy.
Which one do you not want?
Because this one, Scoob is already got.
Oh, I do not want the boot bag.
Okay.
I told me that so you can be bad vibe.
Okay.
Because it's the different color than everything else.
So it's trying to catch my eye.
Don't want it.
Go ahead.
That big box is saying pick me.
But that means you put the biggest box there
because you want me to pick that one.
Well, scuba also picked a bag.
big box. I know, but it's not the biggest.
That blue bag
says, uh-uh. It's a different
color and everything is. We need to pick something.
This one! That box right there!
I want it! Okay.
Mid-sized? Yeah, mid-sized.
Oh, my gosh. Your face is
what? Do you want to change?
Gosh.
These faces tell me, oh, my God. All these items are luxury items,
but there's
potential.
An iPod.
An iPod.
What?
I need an answer.
He wants an iPod.
That's why I should have got him.
Dang it.
Oh, my gosh.
Give me.
Oh, my God.
Stick it with it.
Are you sure?
Sticking with it.
I'm going to tell you right now, you're not going to like what's in that box.
Wait, or is he lying?
Oh, uh-oh.
You never know with Bobby.
Oh, my God.
That's the deal.
Hey, you are not going to like what's in that box.
Oh, man, I don't like that words.
I don't like that words.
I don't like that words.
You know what I say?
Go with your gut.
I'm sticking with it.
Okay, because you might love what's in the box.
Oh, my God.
Here's what we're going to do. Hold on, hold on, hold on.
So scuba, Eddie, and lunchbox all went spicy.
That means one of you will get a luxury item for sure.
Maybe all three.
Oh, my gosh.
Everybody liked their gifts for the most part.
But the three people that didn't like their gift, they've given it to me,
and they chose from the pile on my desk.
Some of the gifts are luxury items.
A couple of them are those hot things that are so hot they make the news.
And they have to eat them right on the spot if it's them.
Oh, man.
Scuba, you can come up and just don't really pick yours up, but you can open it.
Hold on, scuba's got a white box with a fold flap.
It's a pretty big box.
It's either the biggest or the second biggest box in it.
So scuba go ahead and unflapp it.
There you go.
And scuba hate spicy.
What's in it?
Go ahead and pick it up.
What is it?
Look at the back of it.
You can say what is.
Oh my God, $300 of Amazon.
Whoa!
That's awesome.
Thank you.
Let's go.
Merry Christmas.
That's not good.
But that's one good one away.
I stole it from Caitlin.
Layed on the chair.
I got to be sure to get that back home.
I know.
I was like, I think I saw those boxes under your Christmas tree.
I did.
I removed some stuff and used them.
This is not good.
That's one good one away.
So one good one's down.
That means there are five other gifts up here.
Two of them are spicy.
So it's almost a 50-50 chance of you guys are spicy.
Oh my gosh.
There's like four gifts up here.
Well, Eddie's little bag is somewhere.
Oh, Mike has it.
Yeah, you guys took that away.
Okay, Eddie.
We'll let you go seconds since you came up.
Just laid in front of them, Mike.
Oh, man.
I went with a whole little bag theory.
Yeah.
And you have, you turned away some cowboy stuff, a cowboy's hat.
But Scoobes was light, too, is a gift card.
I know, I know, I know.
Oh, man.
Cowboy hat and...
I can touch it now.
Cowboy girl stuff.
Go ahead.
Open it up.
It's in a little white guy.
Oh my gosh, there's like nothing in there.
It's like a feather.
So what a gift card would be like a feather.
Or a gummy bear.
That's true.
It could be either one.
Or a damn chip.
Go ahead.
I'm not even looking in bones.
Reach it in the bag.
Paper.
Mm-hmm.
Oh my gosh, there's a box.
What is that?
No!
A rat box.
Oh, my God.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
That's the same change.
Oh, my God.
The gummy bear.
I got the little nitro gummy bear.
Oh, man.
I bet you're going to miss that.
Eddie got spicy.
Who the cowboys had I got you?
Just open it up and get it ready.
Don't eat it.
Just get it ready.
This is so dumb.
I mean, I feel for him, but also I'm like.
Lunchbox, come on up and grab yours and just walk you back over to your desk
because it's going to take a minute for Eddie to.
Come back to live.
So dumb.
Now you've chosen, of the four that are up here,
you chose this one.
Just you can take it to your seat.
You can take your seat.
Yeah, take your seat.
All right, I want to pick it up.
Woo, come to daddy.
Oh boy.
Get it.
Oh, that's a lot, that's a bricks of cash.
That is heavy.
It's heavy.
It's bricks of cash.
All these are, oh, man, do I need to trade this?
All these are luxury items.
This, do.
Lunchbox, I tell you what, before you open it.
Oh, man.
Okay.
Before you open it.
Oh my gosh.
Your wallet?
What is he doing?
What is he doing?
I will trade you for that gift.
This is a one-time offer.
There's no negotiating.
Okay.
$120 in cash for that gift right there.
It's right here on my hand.
You can have that gift.
There's no more negotiating.
There's also the option if you don't like it to trade it.
But you know, one of these up here is the spicy.
Do you want the cash or the gift?
Give.
me the gift.
Okay.
Give me the gift.
Oh my gosh.
You go away with the money, luxury item?
It is a white box.
It's got tape on all four sides on the top holding down.
Oh, I got it.
I already done it.
Go ahead.
You ready me to flip this open?
Remember, I told you you weren't going to like it.
Stacks of cash.
Go ahead.
Here we go.
Three, two, one.
Blast off.
What's in there?
First of all, it's crap.
It's a, it's a jiamache tie.
What?
Who wears a tie?
I'm not 12.
It is a very expensive luxury tie.
That's really nice.
And luxury face products.
Washes, scrubs.
Oh, no.
Soaps.
This is crap, man.
You said it was luxury.
All that is luxury stuff.
No, this is a joke gift.
It's a brand name, dude.
That's really nice face stuff.
Oh, my.
Yeah.
My face is already pretty dang nice.
Okay, lunchbox.
So you can keep that.
Oh, wow.
That tie is?
I left the tie on it.
I left the price tie on it.
on it so you didn't think I was messing with them.
Yeah.
Who would pay that for a tie?
Exactly.
People that like luxury.
Luxurious people.
Lunchbox.
Where do you get this face stuff, man?
You can keep it.
You could.
You can keep it or you can trade it for one of these.
Need an answer.
Oh my gosh.
You had the cash.
I gave them the offer for the cash.
Yeah, but I can take this bank and get cash for this.
Mm-hmm.
Or store credit.
Yeah, this stuff's crap, man.
It's absolute crap.
Mm-hmm.
I'm out on this.
crap. I want this. I trade.
Okay. Come on over.
Bring that to me because I want it.
That's the stuff I like.
That's great.
It's stupid.
Lay it down.
What the last time I wore a tie?
No idea.
Don't touch anything.
I'm not.
What would you like next?
Goodness, you guys, stress me out.
We're on a clock here.
We're just not goofing around.
You know what?
What?
Give me the blue bag.
Oh, he's been eyeing the blue bag.
Give me the blue bag.
Blue bag.
The thing I said I wasn't going to take?
Guess what?
Daddy switched.
Give me the blue.
Daddy.
Let's go.
Give me the blue bag.
Hey, I'll give you $100 not to take the blue bag.
Mommy.
Take the $100, dude.
Can't do this.
Psychological warfare.
It's less than $120, but I give you $100 not to take the blue bag.
No, I want blue bag.
Give me the blue bag.
Oh, no.
That is great.
I feel like it's like a luxury kitchen appliance.
Oh, you want me to open it now?
Yes.
Yes.
I got a $300
Amazon gift card.
That face cream
and the tie stuff
was really nice.
Yeah,
it's stupid.
No one uses that crap.
But it's luxury.
Yeah,
here we go.
Go ahead.
It's huge.
The big blue bag.
Oh my gosh.
What is it?
Yeah!
What?
Wait,
what is it?
It's a crap.
A mini toaster oven
this isn't luxurious.
No, it's like an oven.
It's a small like,
Oh, that's cool.
Super.
No,
I haven't a oven at my house.
High tech.
It's like a
a small oven that can toast and you put stuff in it.
You can see inside of it.
You understand, I have an oven that I can use and look inside of it.
You don't like that oven?
Oh, it's called a teeny tasty toastie.
That's cool.
Why would I want a mini oven when I have an oven?
Because you can use that in anywhere.
You can use that here.
This is for people that live in New York that don't have an oven or here.
Okay.
Well, he's not happy.
Here we are.
Do you want to keep it?
No, because there's no.
Oh, wait.
There's one more.
There's two gifts up here.
You can go to the next gift.
50-50.
50-50 to get spicy.
or you can keep the oven.
What are you doing?
Oh, pricing it?
No, don't do that.
Mike, don't let him do that.
No, no, no.
Offered you $100 for that and you said no.
But I don't even understand.
Lunchbox, I need to answer.
I don't understand what I'd use this for.
Okay, well, then you don't like it.
You'd too warm food up.
I would use that.
I would use it too.
I'd use it my office.
I'll trade you for the gummy bear.
Lunchbox, I need to answer
because we're running out of time.
I'll trade.
Okay.
trading again.
Oh my gosh.
Created smiles.
Tis the season.
One of these things
is something that
There's two.
We're running out of time here, buddy.
Is anybody shocked as lunchbox doing this?
What am I going to use that crappy oven for?
Which one would you like?
I have a house with an oven.
Which one would you like?
Give me the big bag!
He wants the bag.
He was a little bag.
Yeah, you know why?
Because Eddie had a bag.
It had something in it.
You ain't gonna do two bags with the spice.
Okay, take the bag.
Give me the bag.
You want to offer me money?
Hmm?
You want to offer me money?
Yeah.
How much?
Let's go less.
40 bucks.
I'm making sure if there's chips in there.
You go less every...
No, we're just going less every time.
I'll give you $40 if you just leave me the bag.
Not give you the bag.
Okay, let's go to your desk.
Give me the bag.
Let's go.
Let's go!
Stay right there and open it.
He's going to go to his desk.
We're rolling here, buddy.
How long, Ray?
How long we've been on the air?
Niner.
Okay, good.
We had like four four minutes left and no you've chosen it go ahead what did you feel what did you feel
go ahead oh oh no no no pull it out don't think it is immediately pull it out
pull it out oh exactly you know you know you know for sure open it up i'm like dizzy from laughing
Stupid chip
D-it!
Dain it!
All that! All that!
Why does the world hate me?
Okay, so lunchbox you get the chip?
Eddie's got the gummy bear?
Can I open that big one and see what's in there?
Nope, leave it.
Sit down.
I'll trade you.
No.
I offered you $120, $140, and you said no to all that money.
You said it was luxurious items, and you gave me crap.
You gave me face lotion.
It's luxury.
And a very expensive tie.
you could have taken back, by the way, had you just done that?
Oh, my goodness.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But you're too good to even take it back to the store.
You would have gotten probably over $250 from probably Nordstrom.
Cash.
So, here's what we're going to do.
Man, can we roll the dice?
For what?
So if you two would like to compete.
Yeah, I like it.
I like it.
One plus it can eat both.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa, whoa.
I don't do that.
No, no.
Somebody will die.
It's physically impossible to eat both.
Somebody will die.
You'll eat a sandwich of the chip and the gummy bear.
No, no, no, no.
Okay, we're going to take a...
We have one more break.
The world hates me.
Spicy Christmas, we had the gift exchange.
And three different people chose to go to the luxury items.
Scoop is the only one that came out doing really well.
Yeah.
He traded his gift in, which was a t-shirt, the lunchbox gave him, for a $300 Amazon gift card.
That's pretty ball.
Amazing.
I offer lunchbox $120.
Just take the cash and go home.
And he said, nope, I'm going to go to the...
And he has a potato chip.
Yeah, I kept trading in it.
Did not go well.
It's the packy.
What does it call?
Pocky, packy one chip challenge.
And the steps say, one, tongue take over.
Two, shock the senses.
Three surge of tears.
Four jolt to the gut.
Oh my gosh.
And five voltage overload.
Eddie, what is yours?
And what does it say?
Okay, bones.
Mine says Lil Nitro, like L-I-L-Nitro,
the world's hottest gummy bear.
And it's got warning signs all over it.
Can I just tell you, I can smell the same.
spice in my nose right now.
This is your Christmas present?
I believe it.
From the gift exchange.
Can I say some?
Yeah, real quick.
I just touched the gummy bear and my fingers are burning.
We know for a fact.
This stuff hurts.
So you're going to do it at the same time.
Oh, same time?
Yeah, yep.
Milk's beside you.
Merry Christmas.
Ray, can you get some Christmas music on?
Because I feel I'm in the Christmas mood right now.
This is not going to be good.
Here we go.
Lunchbox Eddie.
Lunchbox with a chip.
Eddie with the gummy.
Three, two, one.
Go.
Hey, I'm going to take it like a pill.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my mouth on fire.
No, my.
I don't even think I can laugh because I know how painful it is.
I just, oh my God.
I just swallowed and it's stuck in my throat.
Oh, my God.
There's milk, Eddie.
There's milk, Eddie.
Guys, it's past my tongue.
Now my chest is burning.
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.
Holy.
Oh, my God, I'm dead.
I'm dead.
Dude, my throat is on fire.
No, I think the top layer of my tongue's coming off.
From the chip?
You think it's like burning on?
Burning.
My heart is racing.
I'm not going to make it, bones.
Oh my God.
Like death?
Like my heart's racing.
But you're not going to make it like death?
Here's the problem.
I swallowed it and now my throat and my chest is burning.
He's got a tear out of his eyes.
Who's crying?
Who's crying?
Eddie.
Oh, you are crying.
Is it that hot?
I don't know because I don't taste it.
But my body's freaking out.
That happens.
Like, my tongue is fine.
I'm good with my mouth.
It's my throat and my chest right out.
And I can feel it moving across my body.
I love that Phil Collins.
I can feel it moving.
Hey, guys, you worry about me too.
Good gosh.
Eddie's not only one dying.
This is not good.
It's got to be destroying my insides right now.
What, lunchbox is like, that is an aggressive got milk ad.
Lunchbox is in the middle of right now.
He's, like, pouring him on his face.
You good?
What the crap.
Eddie is sitting tall and quiet because I can feel it, dude.
And lunchbox is bent down.
Lunchbox's face is so red.
The crazy thing is lunchbox could have had $120, but instead he's eating and being miserable.
What did you learn about selfishness, lunchbox?
The world hates me.
Oh.
This sucker's hitting my stomach right now.
Uh-huh.
I'm talking is so iron.
Yeah, I taste it too.
It's in the air.
Something.
Okay, Merry Christmas.
My stomach can't believe me like this.
We have to do the dance party.
We've punted it a little bit.
We're going to do the dance party and give you time.
Eddie's like that person that is so nauseous, they can't really move.
Oh, my God, my tongue.
Guys.
And lunchbox is the opposite.
My body's freaking out right now.
Who cared about your body?
My tongue is about to fall out of my mouth.
Well, I mean, both of y'all are in pain.
I'm not in pain.
Do you wish you wouldn't have been selfish and just kept a gift the person got for you?
No, my goodness.
I sucked.
Yeah, I'm good.
I like your gift.
I'm going to wear this.
No, I gave a good gift.
I gave a good gift.
Eddie gave me a stupid book and said,
don't be a D.
Read it.
Let's go to 300 bucks, so he won.
Okay, guys, Merry Christmas.
No, this is not good.
Do the dance party.
I feel like I'm going to pay for this in like 30 minutes.
You are.
Everybody, thank you for listening.
Let me play this song here.
Hey, spicy Christmas, a success.
Good job, everybody.
It's the best bits of the week.
With Morgan number two.
And topping out our Christmas special edition of Best Bits with this year's annual Christmas gift exchange, which was awesome for a multitude of reasons.
There was a lot of stuff that went down in our annual one that we do on the show, which the theme was gifts that start with S, which got super interesting.
And people are really creative when there's a theme and you have to start with something.
Like, I don't understand.
I do really good at getting gifts sometimes.
Not all the time.
but what's really even harder for me to get gifts is when I have a theme.
I struggle, man, but some people, they were really creative this year.
But as far as an also exciting thing that happened this year for the first time, we did a listener one,
and somebody won a freaking car.
So all of that is what you're about to hear.
It was just a crazy year for Christmas.
You know, 2023.
We went out with a bang.
So you're hearing the latest Christmas gift exchange on the Bobby Bone Show.
Number one.
Merry Christmas, everybody.
Merry, we go.
Now remember this joy we feel because
That's about a turn
No, in a couple of segments we still want to have this joy
Okay? Okay. This is a bit. We're fun. Everybody drew a person
The category is S. Ray Mundo's sitting in a hot seat right now because
Ray, you'll open your first gift. Yeah!
So Eddie drew Ramundo. Yeah. And so
Ramundo, what do you have in your hand there? It is an envelope. It says
Merry Christmas, Ray. I guess he refuses to call me Ray Mundo. I will not call him
Raymondo. Okay. Oh, I think I know what it is.
And then we're not doing that.
We're not talking about what it might be.
We're just only letting them open it.
All right, go ahead.
All right, I'm starting to open it up.
It looks like there's a card in there.
There is a card in there.
I start with S.
It says, all I want for Christmas is for you to get what you want.
Thank you, Eddie.
You're welcome, Ray.
Here's a Christmas, Merry Christmas.
And it is.
A Cowboys Super Bowl winner bet
$100 if they win the Super Bowl,
I will win $850.
Yeah!
That's pretty cool.
It's a future.
It's a future.
That's a pretty good one.
That's pretty good, boys.
And then where's the S?
It's the sports betting slip.
Or Super Bowl.
Super Bowl.
Or the Super Bowl winner.
Right, that's a good bet.
It's good.
One small caveat.
They don't win the Super Bowl.
I thought about that, Ray.
I thought about that.
If you don't want the bet, you can cash it out or hedge.
Dude, I just keep the bet.
I love the return, so I'm definitely going to let it ride the whole time.
Let's go, baby.
Thank you.
Merry Christmas.
Ray, knew a week ago, he goes, I think I know what he's getting me.
He's getting me a Super Bowl ticket for the car.
Well, well, there was some, you know, planning along with it.
What kind of plan did you need for that?
Where do I place the bet?
Do I do it in his account?
Do I do it in my account?
What if I win?
And I have to give him the money?
It's a lot of stuff.
Okay, next step.
Ramundo, Merry Christmas, buddy.
Merry Christmas.
All right, next up, Eddie, you're going to the hot seat.
Okay.
Eddie's walking over to the chair, which we have Christmas lights all strung on the chair.
And Eddie will be getting his gift from Mike D, head writer of the Bobby Bowen Show.
Oh, what if it's a Super Bowl bet?
Mike D has a, oh, big snowman box.
Eddie, can't wait to hear this thing open live and in person.
All right, you're over to the hot seat, buddy.
Merry Christmas, guys.
Describe the box.
It's kind of like.
a little bigger than a shoe box.
I would say, shaped like a shoe box.
And I'm shaking it, and it feels like it's clothing.
Okay.
Okay?
It's kind of my thing.
All right, here we go.
Let's open it up.
Thank you, Mike, by the way.
Thank you, man.
You don't know what it is yet.
Oh, okay.
There's a box that says Decker's brand.
I don't know what Decker's is.
I know what Dockers are.
Yeah.
Maybe they're dockers.
Wow, they misspelled it on the box.
Yeah, maybe.
Okay, I'm opening the box here.
I do like, oh, oh, Mikey.
He got me a Cowboys jacket.
Where's the S?
Where's the S?
Is it starter?
If you look on the tag, it is a satin cowboy's jacket.
Thanks, Mike.
That's awesome.
That's a good jacket.
Merry Christmas, Mike.
Dallas Cowboys jacket.
Thank you.
I love this one.
That's good.
Thank you guys.
That was it.
What do you mean?
What's wrong with this?
I just didn't know if there's more than that.
No, that's it.
That's it.
That's it.
I like it.
I like it.
I didn't.
No, I wasn't hating it.
I just asked.
You said that's it.
That's a hating.
No, that's awesome.
That's a haitin.
Okay.
That's an awesome gift.
I didn't think it was hating.
I was just asking because it was a big button.
That's it.
In that tone.
Mike D.
Hot seat.
Eddie,
you just left your trash there, man.
Oh, that's okay.
It's Christmas, man.
Yeah, I'll clean it up later.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
I thought I'd even if I'd find having a dad growing up.
I mean, dude, that was it awesome?
Okay.
That was pretty fun, man.
Yeah.
It was.
Okay.
Mike D is in the hot seat.
Abby's bringing his gift in.
All right, Mikey, describe it from here.
Thank you.
We have a big snowman bag.
Some wrapping paper in here.
Let's see what's inside.
Feels like a box.
Oh, we love a box.
We love a box in a bag.
So inside the box is...
There's three gifts, by the way.
You guys have been killing these gifts.
Oh, she said three.
Looks like a speaker?
Speaker.
Vintage audio speaker.
Okay.
Like an old...
As for speaker.
Old...
It looks like an old...
That is cool.
Okay.
Here we have something else.
It looks like
a sweater.
Yeah, a sweatshirt.
It's a Stratus sweatshirt.
Thank you to his wife.
Okay.
That's what it's called.
It's like I'm wearing it now.
I mean, it might be the same shirt he has on right now.
Can't have too many.
Can't have too many, Zuckerberg, you know what I mean?
Yeah.
Well, yeah, it was small.
It's like taped on the tissue paper somewhere.
Dang, I knew it would get lost.
Sapphire?
What is it?
Oh, no.
Oh, it's a car.
Oh, there we go.
A secret card taped.
And it is a Starbucks gift card.
Oh, that's good.
Nice job, Abby.
That's cool, Abby.
Yeah.
A good set of gifts, Abby.
Thank you.
So is that like a Bluetooth speaker?
Is that what that is?
Or is it like?
Yeah.
Okay.
I don't know.
I just didn't know.
Do you know what that is?
Bluetooth.
Do you know how to do that?
No, I really don't know how to do it.
Next up.
Amy, you're on the hot seat.
I am?
Yeah, and Ramundo is going to bring you your gift.
Okay, we have this big white chair on the stage.
Amy's sitting in.
With lights everywhere.
Christmas lights all over it.
There's a microphone there.
Okay.
I love this time of year.
Raymondo's walking in the room.
All right.
Go ahead, Amy.
Thank you.
All right.
Amy, you got to describe it.
Yeah, Amy, what is it?
It's a little reindeer wrapping paper.
Very cute.
I actually really like the wrapping paper a lot.
And it's not a plain box.
It's a Christmas box.
Cute.
I just put a bow.
on that.
Suffice.
Oh,
Christmas everywhere.
Christmas tissue paper.
Oh, wow.
Wow.
What is it?
What is it?
How does this start with an S?
Hold on.
Well, you got to talk to us.
We're here.
Okay.
Hold it up.
All right.
I know the symbol.
It's escape.
Day Spa.
It's a spa here.
Es.
Oh, Spah.
Oh, my gosh.
Amy.
Amy, you can get that?
You can put that together?
There's just something going on with our brain, guys.
No.
To be fair, it's called.
Spaw.
Spaw.
Escape.
Day spa.
Spa.
Spaw.
I get it.
I get it now.
Wow.
So, wait, this is just like a...
There's a gift card in there.
Oh, wow.
That's nice.
You're welcome.
Like, how nice?
How much?
Like, nice.
Like, how much?
I have more than 100?
Yes.
Like 200?
Less than 1,000?
That is for me to know.
It's nice.
Thank you, Ray.
Nice job, Ray Moon, Mundo.
That must have hurt the bank a little bit.
I wouldn't have thought of that.
Spa, yeah.
Okay, that's one more.
Morgan, you got to go to the hot seat, and I have a gift from Morgan.
The lights are broken.
Amy's stepping the lights.
One light went out, now the whole room.
Yeah.
No, I don't know what that is.
That's not it.
That's empty, isn't it?
That's from the gift exchange.
Oh, that's from the gift exchange.
No, yeah, you're in the seat.
I have your gifts over here.
Why are you guys staring at me?
Wow.
You need help?
I mean, if it fits in this room,
it feels like Christmas date.
Yeah, because you're going to get something.
That has a motor in it?
It's like taking him a lot of effort to pick this up.
Oh, no.
Wow. Why are you struggling?
What?
Is it heavy?
Yeah.
Okay, I'm walking over.
He is shoving it in his shirt.
Don't worry about it right now.
It's under his shirt.
Interesting.
What are you doing?
Okay, okay.
Okay.
It's not a funny joke, dude.
HR.
Okay, I'm holding it close to the best.
My eyes are closed.
What did Mike say?
HR?
Because you had your shirt up there.
He was going to put your shirt over her head.
Oh, I had to.
I don't want anybody to see it.
It was a little suss.
Can I open my eyes?
So you can now open your eyes.
Go ahead.
Okay.
So what do you?
Did you wrap it?
Yeah.
With a bow.
Oh, is that a 40?
What?
It's a sack.
It's a sack.
Y'all.
Whoa.
MD.
It's a sack of stacks.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, my gosh.
Okay.
This is terrible.
Wow.
It's cash.
It's a sack of stacks.
Remember when we referenced this and Bobby got mad at us and that's exactly what he did.
Is that real?
Are those all hundreds?
That's not real.
There's more.
I don't even get it all out.
There are only ones?
There's more.
She pulled out another stack.
How many stacks of stacks is in there?
There's stacks of stacks of cash.
That's a lot of money.
Single.
Whatever it is.
Singles.
Morgan, you're going to have to go to the bank and put those in hundreds or something.
I know over somewhere else you can go to use those.
Well, the thing is, when I was getting on, I felt a little weird.
Yeah, for sure.
I was like, I need stacks of ones.
And you know where they thought I was going.
not to church.
There is a little
like cowboy thing here,
you know,
I could go to.
What Catholic thing?
There's like a cowboy
for ladies.
Amy, relax.
Cowboys down under or something.
Yeah,
kind of.
It's hilarious.
Morgan, Merry Christmas.
Thank you so much.
Lunchbox,
you jealous?
I don't know.
It's singles.
What do you normally do?
You can tell she doesn't
know.
It's single.
All right,
there you go.
Okay.
We will.
Merry Christmas.
We will come back.
That's nice, man.
That's real night.
I mean,
look at that.
Wow.
We will come back and we will do the other round.
We have Amy for me, Morgan for Scuba, Scuba for Lunchbox,
and Lunchbox for Abby is the final one I'm being told.
Okay.
Closing out the show.
Oh, ho, ho, Merry Christmas.
It's time to give away some more gifts.
Yeah.
A minute ago, we did the first part of the show.
I will say, you guys are great.
Thank you.
You're great with these gifts.
So Eddie got Ray Mundo at Dallas Cowboys Future Bet,
which you bet $100 and the Cowboys win the Super Bowl.
And if they win, Raymondo wins like $800.
$750.
That's awesome.
You can also hedge at any time, meaning you can cash you out if they're winning.
No, I'm going to keep it.
That's the most valuable present so far.
Mike D got Eddie a satin cowboy's jacket.
Love it.
S, because the category's S.
Abby from Mike D got a sweater, a speaker, and a Starbucks gift card, which is cool.
Ramundo for Amy, you got her a spa gift card.
And for Morgan, I got her stacks in a sack of singles.
Amazing.
Lots of cash.
A lot of S is there.
So now we're here.
We've got a couple more gifts.
First up will be Morgan, who is our head of digital buying for Scoobo Steve.
Scoobis, what do you have in front of you there?
I've got a box here and then a bag.
So I've got two gifts set to open up.
The first one is the boxes I was instructed open.
Nicely wrapped.
Heavy?
That's pretty heavy, yeah.
Nicely wrapped.
Oh, ho.
Hope this was one of those something inside a box.
This is what it is, right?
These are, it looks like Disney vans for the 100th anniversary.
Whoa, these are so cool.
Wow, it's got all the bad guys on it.
like Jafar and all then.
Wow, this is really, really, really cool.
He is like, it's awesome.
Wow.
That's really fun to watch Scooby be a kid.
Yeah.
It's 100th anniversary of Disney shoes from fans.
So it's all the villains, scuba?
All the villains, yeah, villain multi.
Whoa.
So S for shoes?
Yes.
Dang, you nailed that.
Dude, that's really, really cool.
And you got my size right.
Well, let's see what they look like.
He literally just pulled a mountain to the camera.
I didn't look.
You were on Facebook talking to your cousin.
You weren't paying attention.
Yeah.
Sorry, bud.
I don't give a crap.
The video on post a box.
Bidones.com.
I won't look.
Now I'm going to open up the box
or the bag, sorry.
Uh-oh, uh-oh.
Whoa, this is so cool.
This is like a vintage-looking
Orlando Magic, like, sweater.
Pretty cool.
That's pretty cool.
That's very, very cool.
That's so you, dude.
That's really, really cool.
Thank you so much.
That's awesome.
And you remembered my,
got my size right,
where lunchbox last year got me
like kid's size shirts.
So that's really nice to you, Morgan.
And lunchbox complains about people
sending wrong sizes up here.
Yeah.
But he really knows.
What is that?
There's more?
And then there's more.
Morgan wants me to fly high to space.
She got me some gummies.
Oh.
Like gummy bears?
Well, like gummy bears, but for like adults.
But like fun gummy bears?
Like melatonin?
But like once you get from the gas station here or from another state?
No, it looks like ones you get from another state that are illegal in the state we live in.
So I'm okay with that.
How do we get that here?
No, it's contraband if he has me.
It's okay.
It's okay.
Confiscate it.
All right.
There it is.
Nice job, Morgan.
What's the S on that one?
They're called space gods.
Yeah.
Is the line.
What state?
California.
Okay.
So they're not illegal.
This is Santa Ana California those where they made them.
Okay, but they're not.
No, like I went into a store here and bought them.
Yeah, it's like buying yellow jackets at a gas station.
Okay, we can cover it that way.
Sure.
No.
Okay.
Whatever.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
All right.
Next.
Scoobb, if you want to clear your trash out.
Yeah, I got you.
As we do our, and I'll say this too.
We do have this segment plus one more later, but we can't do the segment later.
because a couple people have timed their gift.
I don't know what that means.
Those people that timed it are scuba
buying for lunchbox and lunchbox buying for Abby.
What?
Can I just say that the date snuck up on me?
So, yeah, the gift was supposed to arrive at my house at 6.8.
It's not up on you?
But you've been stressed about...
For three weeks.
My wife is supposed to deliver it up to the studio.
That's why I need more time.
It was supposed to arrive at my house at 6 a.m.
Is your wife coming?
Yeah.
That's if it arrives.
That's every right. So we're just, we're just holding out.
Okay, walking over to, oh, Bobby's up.
The hot seat.
Okay.
Who got Bobby?
Amy, was that stressful?
Oh, I saw it. It's big.
It's a big present, dude.
Why would it be stressful to get me something?
Because you can buy anything you want.
Yeah, you have everything in the world.
You want something, you buy it.
Yeah, but you give me something that it's heartfelt then.
Look at how massive that thing is.
Oh, my goodness.
It looks like a big picture.
I know what it is.
No, don't do that. We're not doing that.
We literally...
Okay.
Then do you want to play the game if he gets it right?
You have to like...
Can I guess?
It's a cutting board!
Oh my god.
Like a personalized cutting board that says chef bones.
That he'll never use.
Okay, so this thing is probably three feet tall.
Goes up to Amy's hips and it is wrapped in brown paper
and it's taped very...
It's thoroughly taped.
curly taste.
You wrap that in?
Yeah.
Wow, good job.
It feels like it's a picture of some sort.
Is it fragile?
What are you looking for, Amy?
Oh, I can do it.
More?
Amy, get by your mic.
We can't hear you.
Amy forgot we're on the radio.
Maybe just standing in the room talking.
Maybe, well, because then I was like, well, I kept it in the plastic so it doesn't get scratched or ruined.
What do you see, bones?
travel.
Okay, it says
Arkansas.
I like it,
but what is it exactly?
Do you see?
It's a flag.
So it's custom made
specifically for you.
There's no color?
No,
it's Arkansas red-ish.
Like a deep, deep, dark red.
That's red.
I thought it was black.
Oh my God.
No, it's red.
The frame is black,
but that is like red.
I thought with the aesthetic
of your new studio
or wherever you want to put it
at your house or whatever,
it's approved by your wife
so it matches a voice.
vibe. So it's a flag of?
Well, they call it a flag, but it's just
she can put Camille... Like if I go into war,
I run with it.
Yeah. That looks black to me.
I mean, it's a dark red, so you're not far off.
So my sister had one of those custom made for
my house that says, okay, bueno, it's sort of
just like that. And I thought, oh, we can put
anything. And so I had one custom made with her
doing Arkansas letters and, or to spell Arkansas.
I love it. Thank you very much. So how, where's the
S in that?
Huh?
What's the S?
Oh, sign.
It's a sign.
Or something Bobby a life.
Okay.
Caitlin is the one, you're right.
But I said, shoot.
I said, well, I have this flag being made and I think it will be.
You mean sign.
You had a sign being made.
And then Caitlin said, that's totally a sign.
And I was like, perfect.
Yeah, it's awesome.
Thank you.
The other day I had on some pants or had a shirt.
And I was like, my green shirt.
And everybody was like, no, that's black.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Well, that's definitely red.
And you can see red.
It does look red.
Do you guys?
Yeah, it's a dark red though.
But it's red.
Well, thank you.
It's almost like an Alabama red.
Well, we didn't want a bright red at your house.
And by we, you mean, my wife didn't want something.
It was screaming.
Well, thank you very much.
That is awesome.
All right, we have these gifts, and we have two more gifts to come, which we'll get to in a few minutes,
where Lunchbox thinks scuba is getting him a snake.
I mean, I'm just dreading it.
That'd be cool.
And then Lunchbox has a gift for Abby.
that his wife is bringing up.
Oh, boy.
It was supposed to arrive at my, it said delivery by 6 a.m. this morning, so.
Well, you really timed that terribly.
I told you, it snuck up on me, man.
We have I had this bid out for like a month and a half?
No, but you get busy on my life.
Yeah.
Like you go home, you know, and you forget about work and you, oh, man.
Well, Merry Christmas.
Thank you, Amy.
It's awesome.
It's the grand finale.
Lunchbox bought a gift for Abby because he drew her name.
That's right.
Right. Well, you drew her name for me, but yes.
So looking back, everything has to be an S.
That was the theme.
Eddie bought Ramundo a sports betting slip, the Cowboys to win the Super Bowl.
Mike D bought Eddie a satin Cowboys jacket.
Abby bought Mike D a sweater, a speaker, and a Starbucks gift card.
Ramundo bought Amy a spa gift card.
I bought Morgan stacks and stacks of cash and a sack.
Amy bought me a really cool sign.
Yeah, Arkansas Sign.
Custom flat.
Morgan bought Scuba some shoes and some space.
Gummies.
So all it's up.
All it's up.
We have two remaining.
You guys ready?
Here we go.
So Lunchbox made us wait, and I don't know why, but he has a gift for Abby, which we drew this naturally, is all organically.
We hated for her that this happened.
But you could surprise us with a really lovely gift.
Exactly.
You guys gave me a hard time because I gave her singing for dummies a couple years ago, and I said,
Listen, I got to go big.
I got to do something for Abby that makes her year.
Yes.
Okay.
So that's what I did.
Okay.
Then what do we do?
Oh, you want me to go get it?
Yeah.
I don't like that.
It's not in front of me.
I don't like that.
That's what makes me nervous.
Well, I couldn't wrap it.
Well, you can wrap it.
No, I told you it came last minute.
Oh, okay.
It came last minute.
So I didn't get wrapped.
I feel like it's going to be like a stripper.
No.
Oh, my God.
No.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
That would be hilarious.
Be terrible. I'd be terrible. Go ahead, lunchbox.
Let's go. Bring in my present.
My heart's pounding right now.
I don't like this.
All right, the door's opening. It is Santa.
Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, it is a, oh my God.
Hey, Santa.
It's a stripper Santa.
This is not happening.
Stop. Stop.
It's a Santa Claus.
Stop, Santa. Hey, Santa. Oh.
What do you have in your bag?
You keep going over there.
Why does he Linton?
What? You know why he's Lenton.
That's Abby. That's Abby.
What's he got in the bag there?
What's he doing?
He's bending over.
Oh my gosh, stop it.
Stop right now.
It's ridiculous.
Oh, God, stop.
He's got a speaker up on the...
What?
Hey.
Oh, he's like a little Santa.
He's stretching.
He's not real.
Right now.
Oh, oh, whoa.
It's like Darren's dance grooves.
Oh.
Is this magic mic?
Yeah.
Oh, now he's doing flips.
Oh, he's doing flips.
Okay.
Wow.
Okay.
Oh, he's taking his belt.
Okay.
Now he's on doing his belt.
Oh, Sam.
She's pulling his belt off.
Oh, no.
What is happening?
Oh, my God.
Okay.
Oh.
Oh, my gosh.
I got a feeling this is like the real Santa, guys.
This is not the real Santa.
Oh, he's climbed up near Abby's legs.
He smells like cologne.
Wow.
Like a really strong cologne.
All right, Santa is, oh, Santa is grinding on Abby.
Oh, wow.
Oh, my.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my.
Oh, he's opening his shirt.
Santa has big muscles.
I'm not even going to lie
Santa's muscles are massive
Yeah they are
Okay
You don't have to take the pants off
Okay
Santa
Santa is going to town
Oh wow
Santa's doing gymnastics
Wow
Santa's still got the beard on
But I got a feeling he ain't old
Oh he flipped
Santa did a flip
Amy's freaking out now
He scared Amy
Okay
Santa is now shirtless
in his...
He definitely has muscles for Santa.
Abby's breathing hard.
Oh, Santa does a trick.
All right.
He's scared.
Santa's rolling on the ground now.
Santa's got his butt in Abby's face.
He's like on my lap.
All right.
The play-by-play is awesome, dude.
Well, I need to listen.
Oh, the pants are down.
Okay.
And he's got underwear on and he is bouncing his butt.
Wow.
How do you do that?
Santa's bouncing.
Oh, he's back up.
You better not look.
You better not cry.
I'm telling me.
Okay. Abby, how you feeling?
You know, like, awkward.
It's a little awkward right now.
I'm not looking at Santa.
Like, his face is covered by his beard.
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
Like I said, I got a feeling that's not the real Santa.
It's not.
It's definitely not Santa.
Oh, we just grab my hand.
I feel like Santa, I feel like I'm pregnant.
Oh, he's going to Bobby now.
Uh-oh.
My face is so red.
Oh, it was your turn.
Santa.
I just get jealous.
I don't even get, I mean, I'm just like, dang, he must work out.
I can't.
Oh, my God.
Thanks.
Oh, boy, boy, oh, boy.
It's not my gift.
He's putting something in his butt.
$100, $100.00 bill.
Oh, if it's $100, here, come on.
He's working in front of me now.
All right.
Wait, is that $100?
Can I get it?
He does smell good, though.
Yeah, no, he's ripped.
I'm like, what do you eat?
Yeah, what colon is that?
Like, walk me through your mill plan, buddy.
Okay.
How long is this go?
How far is he going to go?
How long is the gift?
I think lunchbox paid for one song.
Thank you so much, Santa.
There he is.
Thank you.
Thank you, Santa.
Wow.
Thank you.
Wow.
Wow.
Amy, you're next.
All right.
Everybody, big round of applause for Santa.
Okay.
Thanks, Santa.
Nice work, man.
Wow.
Merry Christmas, Abby.
That's not the Santa I remember.
Merry Christmas, Abby.
Hey, Abby's flustered.
Hey, Abby.
I don't.
Abby, what do you have to say?
That's a lot.
There was a lot of muscle next to me.
Hey, how great was that present?
Was it?
Was it great?
Or was that awkward for me?
I'm looking at you and Abby, I see greatness.
You do?
I see greatness in your eyes.
It was borderline, but I think that's a pretty good present for you.
And heck, I'm a little more bad to go to the gym.
I'll be honest with you.
Yeah, man.
Santa was ripped.
How do you hire that?
I just got to Google, man.
What did you Google?
Male strippers.
And you said wear a Santa suit?
And I told him where a Santa suit.
He said, no problem.
That's probably expensive.
That was a good Santa suit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It wasn't cheap, man.
Yeah, because he sounds like a...
That was an expensive present.
That's good.
Abby.
Look at her.
I just don't know.
It's weird.
It's weird to me.
Look at it.
Then I'm just up here and while you guys watching that.
It's weird.
But you would have liked to do here.
Where everybody's like, yeah.
It's just like me.
up here. So would you like us to leave him?
Now a confession, that stripper was Ray.
It was not Ray. I did see his face
for a second. Abby. Oh, I looked really
cringe. How do you feel, Abby? I don't know. I don't know.
Was that real? Like, that was the real gift.
Yeah. Why do you keep giggling?
I don't know. Okay. There she's Abby, everybody.
Thank you, lunchbox. Yeah, I still got paid.
And what was the S for?
Stripper. No. Or Santa. Santa, the stripper.
Oh, wow.
She yells sexy.
See?
I called it, though.
I didn't think you really would.
Great job, Abby.
You did a good job sitting there and enjoying it.
Okay.
You handled that well.
Thank you, Abby.
That was weird.
All right, Abby, yay.
Yay.
All right, Abby, you can get up.
We have one more gift.
I want to go.
She doesn't want to get up.
Hey, real talk.
Hey, is he still here?
Santa took my hundred.
That was your hundred?
Yeah, it's like the fake hundred that I have up here.
Oh, it's fake though.
Who cares?
Yeah, I got to pay him, though.
I'll get it.
He's going to spend it and go to jail.
It's counterfeit.
Oh my God.
Did you pay him already?
I think he left.
What?
Do you pay him already?
No.
Are you pulling cash out?
Yeah.
Dude, look at that cash.
That was hilarious.
Oh, you already left?
You got to text them.
Oh, you already left?
Just follow the music.
The music was still going.
Do you hear it all the way to the parking lot?
Why don't we take a break?
Let's get lunchbox to pay the sexy Santa Trevor.
And then we will, America, everybody.
Last gift and lunchbox is going to the hot seat.
We've been doing our Christmas gift giving all day.
It's been a great day.
It has been a wild day.
I love it.
So lunchbox is in the hot seat.
Oh, here we go.
He's getting a gift from Scoo's Steve.
Scoo with Steve is blindfolding lunchbox right now.
Interesting.
The final gift of the day.
Abby, how are you doing in there after your gift?
I'm still, like, I'm sweating.
I need like to change my sweater because I'm sweating.
I can't see.
Good sweat, though, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's because it was steaming.
Uh-huh.
It was pretty steamy, actually.
Me too.
Steamy Santa.
Me too.
Scoba is tying me up.
Okay, lunchbox now is double blindfolded.
The theme is S.
All the gifts are S.
Scoobo Steve is now, can I say what you're doing, Scooper or no?
He's taping something to lunche's shirt.
And he put things, don't grab anything lunchbox.
He like put things all across lunchboxes his lap, like some sort of paper.
I'm bringing it in.
I already can feel what they are.
Now, this person or this thing has been featured all over the world.
Your microphone's that on.
Oh,
he's guest to.
All over the world,
this is a big deal.
He has been in movies,
films in the wild.
You've seen him anywhere and everywhere.
And now Lunchbox gets to meet this
face-to-face
for the first time
in the history of his life.
Okay.
I don't know what's happening.
What an intro.
Yeah.
It's Santa again.
All over the world.
It's sexy Santa.
It better not be a snake.
I'm a freaking lose it.
All right.
Coming in the studio now.
Oh, he brought,
oh, wow, he's the lottery.
Oh, I.
I recognize that person from...
Oh, that's awesome.
He's going to love this.
That's almost too nice.
What are you doing lunch?
Why are you squirming?
Because I think it's a snake.
It's a snake.
It's a massive snake.
Dude, you're going to pull all the TVs down.
Dude, he's cursing.
He's cursing.
That ain't good.
That ain't good.
That's a massive snake.
What kind of snake is that?
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
I can't hear her lunchbox.
I don't care.
This is a red-tail boa constrictor.
And funny enough, he's a big.
He is not the biggest snake that I work out.
Oh, God. He's looking at it.
Lunch, I need you in the camera.
Lunchbox. I can't get near that sucker.
So he's actually only about five and a half feet, maybe 20 pounds.
Oh, my God.
Females of the species, though, they get anywhere about 9 to 12 feet and about 60, 80 pounds.
So he's on the smaller side.
It's wrapped around her waist a couple times.
Yeah, yeah.
How what?
Quick they are.
How quick are they, lunchbox?
Real quick.
Do you think it could get to you?
Yeah.
So with these guys, they're found in the rainforest of South America.
And a good rule of thumb about all snakes is they can only eat something as big as the widest part of their body.
So I'm perfectly safe.
I'm too big to be food.
So you could hold it, lunchbox.
No, I cannot.
You should.
If you're brave enough to come up and touch it.
No, I'm not brave enough.
This is not a present.
Can I touch it?
This is not a present.
That's totally fun.
Can I touch it?
Yeah, you can come over and touch.
Oh my gosh.
So Enrique is actually about nine years old.
He was born at the Nashville.
zoo. He's used to being in front of
large crowds. He's making a move.
Well, I can't help it.
Yeah, they probably sense that tension.
He's thick. He's thick.
Oh, that's what she said.
You're recommending that you stop being so loud
and just man up and touch it.
I'm good, man. It's your gift, lunchbox.
It's the worst present ever. Like,
this is a meet and greet. Like, at the zoo, I don't even go in that
room. Like, I don't go in that little
part of the snake room of the Routon. I don't do that.
We do know that a lot of people don't like snakes
and that's totally okay.
We do have to appreciate, though, that they keep us healthy because they eat a lot of rodents and pests that carry a lot of bacteria that make us sick.
And unfortunately, this reaction is actually a learned behavior.
So most kids, they see adults losing their mind when a snake comes near.
And so they actually start mimicking the adults whenever they eat that.
So your parents with the problems with the children.
Yeah, so don't ruin your kids.
They should be able to experience this.
They like them.
They like them.
I did not learn this from me about myself.
And that's okay.
So.
He can't even look at the snake.
I can't.
I don't like when its tongue goes like I'm about to eat you.
What he's doing is he's actually smelling.
Oh,
well.
Snakes use their tongue to smell.
So they don't use their nose to smell.
He can smell the fear.
Bones, look at her.
I'm not bones.
Her body language is having an adult conversation
trying to teach lunchbox and he will not even turn.
It's like my dog when it pees and won't look at me because I know it peed.
Gosh, it is moving.
So it is a pretty common reaction.
We always try to have people maybe like appreciate snakes a little bit more.
They got a bad rap.
One thing that we always do talk about at the zoo is it's always to have a snake in your yard than a mouse in your house.
The only reason that a snake might attempt to bite somebody is if they smell food.
So as long as you're not like holding rats or having mice and rats in your pocket, you're good.
I see you tell me.
Or if they sense danger.
So as long as you like keep your distance and stay calm and walk the other direction,
are generally not going to do anything to me.
How do you, I mean, it's so easy.
He had blindfolded a lunchbox and put rats in his shirt.
It's like, someone pulls a gun.
Hey, it's like, check in your front pocket lunchbox.
Someone pulls a gun on you.
Stay calm.
It's like, no, I can't stay calm.
Okay.
Well, what a gift.
Wow.
I got two other things too.
Okay, well, that's great.
I just don't want the snake to freak out.
Okay, yeah, yeah.
I did a bunch of stuff with snakes in Costa Rica.
So I have no, like, a bit on.
He is really relaxed right now.
He does a lot of our school programs, so he does like school assembly.
He's like 400 loud children.
So he's used to activity and stuff like that.
So he's a rock star.
Yeah, let me tell you.
And you're not going to pet it at all?
It's your gift.
No, no, no, no, no.
It's Christmas.
This Christmas, he got you a snake.
Thank you.
Thank you very much for coming in.
Thank you.
Snake's got a raw deal on life because we've signed.
I got a raw deal.
I got a snake as a present.
He's got you other things too.
He got you other things.
But this also is like, I guess, a little bit of payback for all the Christmases that
happened every year, even before.
for my time where I heard he was a sourpuss, gave bad gifts.
So I figured this was one little sting, but I gave you some other nice things as well, too.
Well, thank you very much for coming up from the National Zoo.
We really appreciate that.
Yeah, that's really cool.
Thank you, guys.
I cannot believe you walk around with that on your waist.
That'll strangling you.
Who are you talking to because you're looking at the wall?
Are you leaning away?
He's like frozen.
He hasn't been able to stand up.
I am looking for an exit.
Okay, well, head on now.
All right.
All right.
Okay.
He's frozen.
That's what the snakes going.
Just drop it.
Okay.
Go over here.
Okay.
Thank you guys.
I don't even want to clap.
Let's live its life.
Thank you very much for coming.
We can do little snaps.
Yeah, we can do spirit fingers.
Thank you.
Bye Enrique.
Bye, Enrique.
Bye, Enrique.
Balemos.
Balemos.
Balimos.
It's the best bits of the week with Morgan number two.
I hope you all enjoyed this Christmas edition of the best bits.
Again, shout out to listener, Maureen,
suggested this. I love when y'all send in things and it's something that I'm able to implement.
And this was a great idea that I hope you guys enjoyed as much as I did.
Like I love walking down memory lane, especially when it's Christmas.
So guys, have a happy holiday. Merry Christmas.
Please, however you're celebrating, remember to be present in that moment, whether you
by yourself, you're with loved ones or you're with friends.
I also hope you're safe and you feel loved and you feel really special this holiday season because
and every one of you deserves it. I love you guys so much, and I am incredibly thankful for all of
you guys this year who tune in to listen to the best bits each and every weekend or just sometimes
whatever it may be, thank you. And you guys are my Christmas gift. I'm going to start crying. So
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