The Bobby Bones Show - Best Bits of the Week
Episode Date: April 26, 2025Morgan shares the top 7 segments from the Bobby Bones Show this week! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
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With Morgan.
Part 2.
She's breaking down the top seven segments
from the Bobby Bone Show this week.
Welcome to the Best Bits, everybody.
I hope you're excited to catch up
on the Bobby Bone Show from this week.
Before we get into it,
check out part one and part three this weekend with Lunchbox.
Part one, we catch up on life.
It's always fun.
You may get a little bit different side of lunchbox
than you're used to.
You get to just hear different stories
than we maybe talk about on the big show.
and then part three, listener Q&A.
And there's kind of a funny bit that happens at the beginning of listener Q&A
that has to do with Lunchbox's punishment this week.
So check it out.
But if you don't want it, that's okay too.
The reason you are here is to catch up on the show.
So let's do it.
Woohoo!
Lunchbox asked the show a bathroom etiquette question.
He was in the bathroom, didn't close the stall in his situation,
and somebody made a comment.
And now he's like, did I do something wrong?
And the show, for once, might have collectively agreed.
read on one side.
Number seven.
Right, bathroom.
A bathroom added a question from lunchbox.
Yeah, and girls don't have this problem because I assume they always close the door when
they go in to go to the bathroom in their stalls.
But if you're...
By the way, guys?
Yeah.
Okay.
We've never walked into a women's bathroom.
We don't know if you guys leave the doors open.
It doesn't seem in character, but yeah.
We shut the door.
Got it.
There's no doors open at all in women's restrooms.
There's no like urinals, anything like that.
You have doors.
Sometimes we don't have doors because they know we're slabs.
But I mean, y'all have doors.
doors and you elect to leave it open?
Well, that's his question. That's my etiquette question.
Thank you for leading me there, Amy. So, you know,
if the stalls, you know, are there and you've got to
use one and you just have to urinate.
And so you're not sitting down.
So I go into the stall and I don't close the door behind me because
you're just urinating. Just say pee. You're trying to use a big word.
It's funny. That's the technical term.
Go ahead. You're good. All right. So I have to go
pee and the urinals are full. So I go in the
stall and I don't close the door.
and some guy from one of the sales
dude watches it in, turns the corner and goes,
oh, you can at least close the door.
I'm like, it's the same thing as me standing
at a urinal. Was he being serious or was he kidding?
He felt like kind of annoyed, and he kind of
at the end. It wasn't like a friend who was married.
I don't know him. He was like, could at least close the door?
And then he went to the stall next to me.
And I was like, wait, guys closed the door
when they're just peeing in the stall? I'd never heard of that.
So, I guess is?
Are you supposed to close the door
when you're peeing in a stall.
I'd be curious to know what the girls think first.
I mean, I guess I don't think y'all would have to
because your urinals don't have doors
and you've got the little protectors on the side.
So yeah, no, I would think that you wouldn't have to.
So you vote no.
Leave it open if you want.
Morgan?
Yeah, I feel like you guys already pee openly in the urinals.
Why would you close the door then?
I feel like the only time you close the door
is in another scenario.
So if you're like facing the toilet and the door is open, you know what's happening.
If you walk in and someone's sitting on it with the door open, problem.
That's weird.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm not even standing in that bathroom.
Like I'm out because I don't know what's about to happen next.
But yeah, no, that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
Like if you're on the stall and you're peeing, you're standing up, who cares?
Unless you're one of those people that pull their pants all the way down to pee?
We were, no, out.
Not even that.
When we were in Austin, there was a guy who worked on a morning show who got butt naked to stand at a urinal.
Yeah, that's messed up.
took all his clothes off to stand,
but also would take all his clothes off to go sit on the toilet as well,
and you would walk in and you would see a pile of clothes.
But, you know,
you avoided the bathroom at 10, 10 a.m.
How they've been doing it.
Like, I went to high school with the guy that did that.
But because it's how you've been doing it,
Your Honor, it's how I've always been doing it.
Well, you're not off.
It was the most bizarre thing
that they would have to get butt naked to use the bathroom.
I wonder, it makes me think of that guy from high school.
I wonder where is he now and does he still have to do that?
He probably still does that.
Does he still have to do it?
Because I remember all of our friends would talk about it.
I'd be like, it's so weird.
He has to take all this clothes off to go to the bathroom.
But where does that come from?
Do your parents like, okay.
Time to take your clothes off.
It's time to go bathroom.
Time to go pee.
Yeah, maybe.
But naked.
Maybe when you're a kid, you have a problem like peeing on your clothes
so your parents take them all off because they don't want to,
and then you just sort of.
And then you turn three.
Well, three or four, however you are, however you are.
when you don't pee on yourself anymore.
You're way older than that guy, right?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know kids.
When do kids not pee on themselves anymore?
Oh.
So they're really old, man.
Yeah.
Sometimes like, did you just pee on yourself?
Like, why is your hand?
Went, I peeing on it.
Like, how?
Yeah, but I mean, I would say maybe...
When did kids get potty trained?
Three.
Okay, three.
Three or four.
Two or three.
Yeah, but just because your potty train doesn't mean you don't...
Oh, I still pee on myself sometimes, too, but I don't do it normally.
But yeah, taking your clothes up.
Hey, Mike, would you research why people do that?
Like, is there some sort of...
Fettish?
No, I would think like a sensory thing maybe.
Like, you don't feel, you have to feel really comfortable, nothing on you to be able to go to the bathroom.
You know, because sometimes your clothes bother you.
My daughter's real sensitive to certain sounds of clothes or touch of clothes, and she has to
take it off immediately.
Some individuals choose to remove all their clothes while using the bathroom, and the reasons
vary.
For some, it's a matter of personal comfort, feeling more relaxed and free.
when naked. Others may have learned this behavior
early on, perhaps when toilet training,
making it a habitual practice.
Additionally, some may associate it with a primal
or more natural experience, especially
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Okay, go ahead. Oh, so I
saw this guy talking about how
we are using the bathroom all wrong.
He just wants TikTok views.
No, he doesn't. I could tell.
You hang on a bar over it.
Just let it fall. No, but
can I show you or is that weird?
That feels weird. Both can happen.
Yes, both can happen.
Show us.
We would like you to show us, and it will be weird, but we're here for it.
Keep your clothes on, though.
He's wearing a hat that says to ask me about syphilis.
You can show us whatever the move is.
Do it in that chair.
This feels like, you brought it up.
Hold on, let me move the chair.
You can't like.
You're not going to be naked.
Or screen grab it or do anything with it.
What are you doing?
How about I walk you do it?
Amy's hitting us with the don't clip this.
Because I just feels weird.
Okay.
You're the one that brought it up.
Well, because I thought, oh my gosh, are we doing this.
He said, no, this is, okay, let's take the bathroom out of it.
He said you should be sitting like this all the time when you're doing.
Here's the chair.
We don't even have to be in the chair.
He was just talking about, how, let me finish this part before I walk away from my mic.
He was talking about how you, we need to open up our hips more and we're making our hips.
Like, we're doing a disservice to ourselves sitting in a chair the way that we do.
Like we should be doing all of our activities like this, not even just going the bathroom.
You have a mic at the chair.
Now Amy's walking to the chair.
It should be like...
Dude, if she used the bathroom, the chair,
this is the greatest bed ever.
Yes.
I'm not even getting in the chair.
Grab the mic.
Grab the mic.
Let me read your book.
Grab the mic.
Amy.
Why did you just break everything on my desk?
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
Amy, the chair's the toilet.
Go ahead.
This is why people get naked when these bathrooms
because they can't control all...
This is like if I was reading your book.
Okay.
We're not going the bathroom because that's inappropriate.
You're the one that said.
Do it.
It made me think of it.
But I don't know if my hips can do it.
Go.
He was like folding laundry.
like this.
Like everything is like this.
Everything's like this.
He'd be like folding laundry.
He'd be reading a book.
He'd be answering emails.
Get this on camera.
So then he said, okay, when it's time to go to the bathroom,
he gets up on, like this.
He stands on the toilet?
Like this.
His feet on the...
Yes, like this.
He's how he does everything.
He lives his life.
He's like, if you're not living like this.
Like you're...
Who are you following?
Why's your algorithm giving you this?
What are you doing?
Yeah, what else are you watching?
I'm not following him, but he popped up in my algorithm.
And what was really disturbing is he had on,
he had on, like, thin, white cotton pants.
Okay.
Yeah, now it's gone to fetter-hics.
It wasn't.
Now it has.
No, no, no.
Okay.
This is real.
Because I'm concerned with my hips and my aging and taking care of my body and my bones.
And he said, and like being flexible.
And he said, we're messing.
When we're sitting like this, he's like, it's so bad on your body.
Traditional toilet.
Or toilet or desk or reading.
If I sell a toilet for more than three minutes, my leg goes to sleep.
That's why you got to go squatty potty guys.
I don't know what you're waiting on.
Get on board.
That's basically what Amy's doing.
She's squatting on top of the lid.
No, that's...
Does your guy say stand on it?
I don't even follow him.
He's in my algorithm.
Do you want me to show you?
No, I don't want to see anymore.
Okay, everybody, thank you.
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We all have that one body part that doesn't quite work exactly like it's supposed to.
which is kind of how bodies work sometimes, especially as you get older.
And so the show decided to share their most jacked up body parts.
And this is in reference to a celebrity's body part that got photographed and it's kind of going viral.
So the show shared that and also their most jacked up body parts.
And this segment kind of made me feel a little weird.
Then I started looking at my body like, oh, dang, I got a lot of jacked up parts.
Number six.
We're going to go around the room, be honest, share your most jacked up body part.
Now I want to show you a picture as you'll look here in the studio on the screen.
This is LeBron James's foot and it's not from being injured.
It's from playing basketball his whole life.
And when you do that much running, cutting, jumping, your foot just starts to be shaped differently.
And so this is his foot.
His pinky toe is basically.
Oh, it's terrible.
Oh, that's nasty.
Oh, it's like the binding.
It's not from an injury.
Yeah.
It's from repetitive, running, cutting, stopping over, I mean, 30 years of basketball because he's 40.
That's terrible. More than 40.
So his foot's jacked up.
That pretty gross.
You know what?
I would trade, though.
I take that foot for.
Yeah, all his other talent.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, that's tough.
But he's out on the beach, just chilling.
He didn't care.
He's LeBron James.
He's got jacked up foot.
You know that jacked up foot did?
Made a millions of dollars.
And arguably the best or second best basketball player ever.
What's your most jacked up body part?
Anybody want a volunteer to go first?
I will.
Yeah?
I mean, it's not that bad, but my feet are disgusting.
Like, my big toe on my right foot takes a right turn.
Like 90 degrees.
Like, 90 degrees.
Like, I, playing soccer, got kicked, and it just...
So an injury, not broke?
Maybe broken?
I mean, I would assume that's what happened, and maybe it broke,
but, I mean, my toes are just jacked and they kind of look like that.
Oh, sports injuries.
I have a couple of those.
I didn't think about saying that because that sounds me...
It sounds cool.
Manly, yeah.
Okay?
Anything else?
No, I mean...
Yeah, no, it's not true.
Anything else?
What?
You can't touch your shoulders.
Your arms are jacked up.
That's huge.
Oh, oh.
Well, it's not something you can see, though.
We can't when you can't touch your shoulders.
I cannot touch my shoulders.
You are correct.
Yeah, you can't, like, there's things you can't do.
I can't scratch myself on the back.
I can't.
You can't pat yourself on the back.
I can't pat myself on the back.
I can't touch my shoulders.
I can't turn my palms up to the sky.
Like when the macarena came, he could have filed a lawsuit because he wasn't able to do it.
That's right.
Yeah, he's like, this is not a fair dance for everybody.
When he eats cereal, it's like the spoons of shovel.
He can't do like that.
I can't turn the arm.
Okay, Amy, what's your most jacked out body part?
My right earlobe.
That's not right.
I've never noticed it.
Oh, yeah, no.
It's the one where my earring ripped all the way through and then we had Dr.
Lucky come and sew it up, but it's still just a mess because now I have less of an earlobe.
She had to like pull the skin and just it looks gross and weird.
Do you ever wear your hair back fully?
Only on my right ear.
So you're conscious of it.
It bothers you.
Yeah, it bothers me.
And when I wear certain types of earrings, it just looks all gross.
And like the whole is, and it's not her fault.
The other one's getting that way.
But like even my kids will point out, like if I have my hair in a ponytail and my,
depending on what earrings I'm wearing, my kids would be like, mom, ew, what's going on?
with your ear and I'm like, stop.
That sucks. But you're the one that ripped it out
though, right? I ripped it out, but...
Because they got caught in a shirt or something, is that right? In junior
high, my earring
got caught in the lunch line in some girl's
sweater and she started walking and
pulled it and it ripped it so it made the hole
and then just slowly over time, the hole got
bigger and bigger and bigger until there was just a
little bit of skin left.
What did you do to rip it? I felt like you did that. Yeah, I had
hoops in and we were at my son's
birthday party and I was talking with my
hands like I do and my hand hit my
earring and I guess it just hit at the right
that's what I was looking for you ripped her own earring out
and all of a sudden everyone's like
Amy your earrings on the ground but the
back is still in it like
and then I held my ear
and I was like oh and my ear look like
a lizard's tongue you know it was a split
so my earlove my right ear love
to be specific is pretty jacked up
okay but still probably not your most
yeah do you think that's not my
most jacked up you have a tail
That's pretty jacked up.
You have a buttbone that comes out and like wiggles when you're happy.
I forgot about that.
So I will back you up on the fact that my tailbone is pretty nasty.
No, I didn't say nasty.
It's pretty weird.
It's pretty awkward.
It's original.
It's original.
It's a tail.
Eddie.
So mine's not too obvious, but I cut my left index finger when I was sharpening a knife.
And they had to do surgery where they sewed that little tendon back together.
But now when my hand.
rests, my finger just stays straight.
You can't rest your pointer finger? Not really. I can
close it, to close it and grab things.
But if it just rests, this is how
it rests. You're always pointing. I'm always pointing.
So if I'm driving with my left hand on the wheel,
I'm always pointing at the driver ahead of me.
I didn't know that. Well, at least just your pointer finger and not your middle
finger. That is true. That would always be up. And two,
like my boyfriend has something similar that happens with his pinky, and it's
embarrassing. I thought you were going to say Pete.
I thought we were going somewhere else. No, but
every time he picks up a drink, his
Pinky is sticking out and it's embarrassing.
That may not be why.
I don't know.
Some people just drink like that.
It's pretty feminine.
I have three that I listed.
I have tiny nipples.
What?
Really?
Yeah.
Never noticed that.
They're abnormally small.
I have not noticed.
But that's a good thing.
It's a good thing we haven't noticed.
Well, I don't sit here with my shirt off all the time.
Yeah, but I have abnormally tiny
nipples, which is weird.
I have, in this one you don't really see,
but I have a weird, like double,
jointed thumb that comes into play a lot where it's just always like this.
Whoa.
But it will stay back in that second joint a lot of times.
And I have to like purposefully keep it in the front joint so it doesn't look weird.
The other one is on my, first of all, I have a massive head.
That's showbiz baby, right?
A lot of people have big heads.
But about my massive head, when I get a haircut, I have moles on my head.
And they like have to go through a mountain range sometimes.
And so the moles on my head goes, go to quok, go.
Oh.
Yeah, it sucks.
It's embarrassing.
You can never really shave your head, huh?
I did once my mom cried.
Oh, that's not nice.
That's what I said.
That's not nice.
Yeah, so tiny nipples leads the pack.
Weird thumb, and then have moles that you can't see on my massive head.
But when I get a haircut by somebody the first time
and they have to comb through it, it's like speed,
they're combing too fast, the speed bumps are to slow them down.
So my whole body's weird.
Did I miss my biggest one?
Is there one that you're like, you didn't say?
I mean, your eyes.
Oh, the eyes is a good one.
Pretty jacked out.
You can't look at them and tell.
You're colorblind.
Well, you can't look at my tailbone and tell.
Unless I'm wearing something tight.
But you can, if you can actually see it.
My right eye doesn't work.
But they move to the same way.
You wouldn't know my right eye doesn't work.
Okay.
Well, lunchbox's similar.
Like you, I mean, I guess he would have to do his arms for you to see.
No, you see over there sometimes.
Like, why is he moving his hands like that?
And he's like, well, I can't turn my hands over.
Like you said, if he's eating cereal, you're like, did someone teach him how to eat?
That's pretty funny.
But he can't tie tie, really.
No.
I can't do it.
Like, if my collar in the back is messed up, it's like really hard to...
He can't button the top button.
That's really hard.
Yeah, you're just like attacking my brain.
What?
No, I wasn't...
You attacked my tailbone.
That's a physical thing.
Yeah.
That's not an attack.
That's a physical thing that you brought up many times.
Well, you've brought up your brain in your eyes many times.
But me, you're like, I think it could be your anxiety and depression.
And I'm like, well, I'm not...
Free Jack.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
I didn't say that.
That's kind of what it felt like.
Fine. Attack my hormones.
I don't need to.
I don't need to.
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Last weekend was Easter and Bobby, Amy, and Eddie all had some stories to share from the big holiday weekend.
So we talked about that.
They involved Arkansas, a golden bunny, and Charleston.
Number five.
How was your weekend?
It was really good.
Yeah, you went to Charleston?
Yeah.
And first thing, when I saw Ray this morning, I was like, you're right, Charleston's amazing.
I'm obsessed. Like, I already want to go back. I'd never been before and I never knew how quaint and
amazing it was. And Ray just looked at me and he goes, yeah, he goes, I really feel like that's
exactly how Marica was supposed to be. And then we ruined it. But Charleston, it's just, it's so
perfect. I loved it. What'd you do? I mean, we did a lot of just, well, eating. They have really good
food. And then walking around and just seeing the sights and we were there for less than 48 hours.
So we didn't have time to like do a lot of the museums because we were trying to just,
rest and be and go with the flow. But there's just good shopping, even just window shopping and
trying stuff on and being like, oh, let's pop in here and grab a bite to eat. Like the food was so
amazing. We went to Arkansas. I went to Fayetteville. That's where my
Caitlin's sister and our brother-in-law lives and then her parents came over. So we did all
Easter weekend there and went to church and they came home after church yesterday. It was good.
We had a good time. It's just kids are a lot.
yeah yeah man and and i like those kids kids i didn't i don't like i don't know how i could do it
well i mean but also you're only with them yes i'm sure you do like them but you're also
were only with them for how long the baby wasn't they have like the baby the baby doesn't make
any noise at all it's pretty awesome weird and the nephew is great he's just a boy and he runs
through stuff and he hit me right in the nuts he jumped on me i mean straight elbow right in the
nuts and he was like ha ha ha ha ha i'm like yeah ha one day i'm saying
I made a note. I'm going to get her back. He's about 13.
There you go. I'm going to get him right back.
Got it in my phone. Saved up.
Yeah. Yeah. We had a good weekend. And then obviously,
WrestleMania was last night. What did you think about that ending, Amy?
I have no idea what happened. No, come on. We know you watched.
I really didn't. Tell me about it.
Yeah, what happened. John Cena is the champion again. He now set the record for the most
title holds of all time. But I mean, it's not real.
Well, okay, you're like my wife now. I'm watching.
Are you watching a play?
Yeah, that's exactly what it is.
I'm like, you have no idea that these guys are 300 pounds.
Yes.
It's theatrics.
But it's the most athletic theatrics ever.
They're doing backflips off of the 300 pounds.
They're 220.
So no one thinks it's real.
And it's insulting whenever someone goes, don't you know what's fake?
Of course, everybody knows, I'm not even going to say it's fake because they get hurt.
They're freaking cut and bloody.
But it was awesome.
And it's awesome that it's not peacock because you don't have to pay for paper views anymore.
but the final match
It kind of sucked
Cody lost the championship to Sina
And I like Sina
But it just wasn't a good idea
Cody Who?
Cody Rhodes
American Nightmare
Come on, you know that
You don't know that?
No, I don't know.
Eddie had a weird Easter question
What was it?
Yeah, like do you get your spouse
or your significant other a gift
Because I woke up
And the Easter bunny came to my house
And I had a gift
And I was a big golden bunny
And I'm like, oh, I didn't get anything
What, you didn't get anything?
It's for my wife, yeah.
My wife got me a golden bunny
Oh you got so you got something
I got it but I didn't get her anything
And I'm like, do I'm an idiot for not getting her something for Easter
But had she gotten you Easter gifts every other year?
You're an idiot if she's gotten you a gift every year of your marriage
And yet you still don't know to get her one bag
Eddie, you've been married a long time
Yeah and I guess like it I look back
I guess every Easter I have something
If it's just like a box of candy or like a big egg
I usually have something
And this year you finally wonder like
Should I get her something?
Yeah because it was a big golden bunny
I'm like, that's awesome.
What's in it?
Like chocolate?
Chocolate.
Okay.
I don't think traditionally Easter is a gift holiday.
However, if it is a tradition in your house, then yes.
And if she's gotten you a gift every year of your marriage and yet this is the one year you're like, should I get her something back?
That's problem.
I'm being an idiot.
Do you get something for?
No, because it's not a thing with us.
I bet once you'll have kids, you might do the whole, yeah, because the Easter Bunny will come and that makes it a whole experience.
But I must say, I was watching some stuff on social media.
with like every all the details of it for some families in the morning and I was like whoa whoa whoa
when did easter turn into like a second Christmas well it's like prom now too with promposals like
everything is elevated because of social media like that's why there's an elevation of everything
because they want to show it off yeah they were doing like this is my Easter hall and I was like
what yeah it's all based on social media yeah well and being able to flex look at all this
like my nephew got a big the Easter money came to the house knocked on the door which I
I was going to say knocked.
It's a pretty heavy knock.
I was like, Easter Bunny, you're strong.
Like aggressive knock.
And then he goes out and there was a big, it was a basket and some eggs and stuff.
And so it was all out there.
But it was, it rained every day we were there.
So there was no like going to hunt eggs.
Easter Bunny was like, I am not getting wet.
So left the basket at the front door.
But it poured the whole time.
We had an Easter egg hunt last night and it was interesting.
I'd never experienced anything like this.
And I was at my boyfriend's dad's house.
And he hides the eggs every.
year for his grandkids. And there's like 90 eggs hidden the yard, but they don't put anything in the
eggs just in case they don't get found. That way there's not like food stuck out there for a
year. So they're all plastic and there's nothing in it. But as you collect them, then he has a chart
when you get inside and the eggs are currency and you can buy things with your plastic eggs.
Dave and Busters at Easter. Yes. That's smart. David Easter's. Honestly, it was pretty genius and I'd
never see anything like it. So I'm sure other people do it and you can look it up. But if you want to do
that with your family next year. I was like, oh, this is, and then it has the kids, like,
have to, like, make decisions and count and spend it like its money. So it's cool.
Yeah, hopefully it's not like you have to get 10,000 eggs. No, no, no, no.
Get one stuffy. That's what happens at Dave and Bus and you're like, man, all these tickets
and it's like, you get one tiny keychain stuffed animals. No, but, I mean, there's some teenage
boys that are grandson, so there was, like, golf balls and, like, other things, and you could
spend your eggs on whatever you wanted to get from the grab bag. You did that here?
Yeah, last night. A night hunt.
Was it, well, I guess is that a hunt, was it at 4 p.m.?
Afternoon hunt night, though.
It was a dinner.
Dinner's at 4 p.m.?
No, sorry, we flew in from Charleston and then went over there and they were delaying the hunt because we were coming and then the kids hunted.
And then after the hunt at like five, we ate dinner.
Got it.
Yeah.
That makes all the sense.
Yeah, good.
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Amy was driving on the highway
and something happened with a motorcycle.
And it's kind of a mess.
She feels one way,
but we've had a lot of listeners call in
that are motorcycle riders
and they've shared some different perspectives.
So there's a lot of feelings, thoughts,
and things happening around
this particular story, but I'm going to allow her to set it up for you, share the whole thing,
and then from there, your opinions are your own.
Number four.
Amy had something scary happen to her.
What I would like to ask the room is, don't jump in on making fun of her driving while she tells the story.
None of this is my fault.
I know, but we're going to let it all the way finish because we have jokes based on the past 15 years, right?
But I'm going to tell you what happened was uncalled for.
Okay, didn't go because we're not going to make a joke.
We just want to hear the story.
Okay.
So you know how sometimes people on motorcycles on the highway will ride in between cars?
Like in the, we're not supposed to.
It's illegal.
It's illegal.
I don't know that it's illegal.
Some states it's legal.
Some states it's not.
Well, it feels very illegal.
Yeah, it does go reckless.
Yeah.
Reckless and unnecessary.
So I'm merging into traffic.
There's lots of traffic on the highway.
So at this point, like when I'm getting to where I'm going, like a merge into the lane,
I'm going maybe one mile an hour.
about to be zero. Like, I'm going so slow.
You can't really go one mile
an hour. Okay, fine. I'm zero. I'm not moving. It's just hard
to do hyperbole and then that's not, go ahead.
It's like, okay, I've merged
in, so I feels like I'm going nothing and then I stop.
And then all the sudden, like, side of my car, boom!
I hear that, and then
these two guys on a ninja.
So something hits your car? Yes.
Like a, one of those fast
ninja motorcycle thing. Are you sure as a ninja?
I don't know, the brand. But it's not
a Harley. It's not like,
you know, two guys chilling on.
their Harley. These are guys that have a need for speed and they are dangerous and irresponsible
because they came and purposefully slammed my side mirror on the passenger side. I guess they felt
like maybe because they were riding that middle lane and when I merged, I guess did I cut them
off? I don't know because they're not supposed to be doing what they were doing. But I guess
they were mad at me. So to retaliate, they slammed my passenger side mirror.
bent it all the way back, but the slam was so loud, I thought they hit my car.
So I guess there are two guys riding on the same bike together.
The first guy...
They're riding the same back?
Like, dumb and dumber?
Really?
They really were?
With their little helmets on.
Arms wrapped around the other?
Is two dudes?
Yes, two dudes.
I mean, I'm assuming guys.
They had helmets on, but...
And only men would behave this way.
Completely ridiculous.
Well, a man could be up front.
Woman could be in the back.
Well, then the woman flipped me off.
Because the man up front slams.
It slammed the mirror and bent it back.
Like, until I pulled over and got where I was going and I was nervous to pull my mirror back thinking it was going to snap off or something.
Luckily, it wasn't broken.
But bent it all the way back.
So boom, I hear that.
And I'm thinking, oh, my gosh, they just hit my car.
And then she turns back or he turns back.
Now you haven't convinced that maybe it was a girl and flips me off.
I mean, it was the most aggressive response to they were the ones doing something wrong.
all I was doing is merging into a lane.
And my nervous system took probably about 30 minutes to recover because I thought I had been hit.
And then I was aggressively assaulted with a finger.
A middle finger.
A couple things.
One, it just felt like a lot.
They must have done that before to know you can hit a rear view like that,
pop it back, and then it not actually break off.
I mean, there's no way they could guarantee that that wasn't going to break.
I don't think they care, honestly.
But it must be a move they do to know that it's actually not going to.
going to break it off.
Okay.
Well.
Especially if they did it so efficiently.
Like if it just took one pop and all of a sudden, it's popped back, like they,
they must do that a bit.
Well, two.
It's scary.
Yeah, that sucks.
Absolutely sucks.
I'd have been scared too.
I'd have thought they hit my car.
Yeah.
Three, did you chase after them at all or anything?
No.
Okay.
I was in traffic.
Four.
What are the odds you really cut them off?
Now, I'm going to go back to.
No, if you're riding that middle lane.
But what if they were in the middle?
But if they're, if they're coming up a lane,
trying to pass ever all of us are sitting in traffic like normal people like I just feel like you should
have to sit in traffic as well but they were riding up so then when I merged over here's what I'm
thinking happened like maybe they're coming up this middle lane and I merge over kind of cut them off
a little bit because they're going fast and I'm not and then they come up along my passenger side and boom
assault my car lane splitting here is not legal okay so there you have it they were breaking the law
and they got mad at me for driving normal.
That sucks.
I'm sorry that happened to you.
You did not deserve that.
I can't find any reason that that's even funny because lane splitting is not legal here.
There are states like California where it is legal.
But I just felt like what is what?
Like why would you do that to somebody?
Like they were so angry at me and I, even if I had done something wrong, it was an accident.
And the way they responded was just aggressive.
If you had done something wrong and it was legal, I could understand them going, you're not watching out for bikers.
Yeah, like pay attention, you idiot.
Like maybe they could say that to me, but they don't have to bang my mirror and flip me off.
They could turn and say, pay attention, you idiot.
That would be better for my nervous system.
Would you have preferred that more than the finger, though?
Let's say they slapped that, still they slapped your side view.
Would you have preferred they go, hey, idiot, don't do that or flipped you off?
Hey, idiot, don't do that.
Got it.
How many times do you've been flipped off in the past five years by other cars?
I mean, just a couple times.
That she's noticed.
Yeah.
I mean my entire driving career, a lot.
The good news is your car is not broken.
That sucks that they do that.
They shouldn't.
And I'm sure most of their anger and frustration is built on cars not paying attention
when they're driving and motorcyclists are at far more danger of being hurt badly.
Because if two cars hit going 20, okay, you go to insurance, you get your car fix.
If you hit a motorcycle, they could die.
Right.
But it seems like you didn't do anything wrong.
So that's why I think the root of it.
Like originally I went, they must be angry humans.
But if I really think about it, they were coming from a place to fear.
So they were scared.
Now, they were doing something they shouldn't have done.
I scooted on over.
They got scared and then they reacted out of fear, which presented as anger.
What did you learn from this?
Right.
Everything's a learning situation.
I didn't do anything wrong.
So I don't, I learned that you're.
mirror can bend like that?
And that's, if you learn that, that's good enough.
Like, that was, that was interesting to me.
I learned that some people don't have healthy responses to scary events.
I don't know what I learned.
I guess now I learned in this moment that in our state, it's illegal.
So you can actually straddle the lines on a motorcycle.
Oh, I thought you meant you were going to straddle the line to keep them from going across.
No.
No, but it just was a lot.
That's a lot.
That's a lot.
You got to be careful out there.
Yeah, I'm sorry that happened to you.
It's okay.
You didn't deserve that.
Thanks.
Couldn't have been two dudes, right?
No way.
No, I'm thinking, I'm thinking, there's no chance I'm holding on a scuba Steve and we're driving through.
No, it was definitely, I got to be convinced for a second, maybe it was a girl, but no, it was definitely two guys.
You think it was two guys?
No way, Amy.
It's the best bits of the week with Morgan number two.
Lunchbox served his punishment all week.
Now, he did play a game to get this punishment and let me.
remind everybody he wasn't required to play this game he played this game because he wanted to
win some of bobby's cash but the price of that was a punishment if he lost and he lost so he served
his punishment all week and he was wearing some very particular items not just in studio but out in
the wild so you might get a good laugh out of this and if you haven't seen him in his get-up this week
then go check out our instagram at bobby bone show number three quick recap lunchbox just kept losing games
He said, hey, I want to play this game, and if I lose, I'll do the punishment.
We spin the wheel, it lands on, and I'll say it once and one time I only, the truck nuts,
that truckers or trucks hang from the back.
They're gross.
It's testicles, you know?
And so he has to wear them for a week as his punishment, but he's like, okay, double or nothing.
If I win, I don't want to wear those, but if I lose, we have a hat that says,
asking me about syphilis.
He took a syphilis test, a company that we use their test, sent us all the free stuff.
So he has to wear a hat says,
Ask me about syphilis.
He lost.
He lost again.
There's a T-shirt.
It says,
ask me about syphilis.
So we're going to do the crowning of the jewels.
Yeah, the crowning of the jewels first.
And so, Mike,
would you mind bringing them over to me?
Everybody close their eyes for a second.
I want you to see them as I hold them up.
Okay.
Everybody close their eyes.
So lunchbox is going to put these around his head,
and he's going to wear them.
So, everybody raise up.
So we have two colors here.
First of all, we have the flesh tone.
You can open your eyes.
Oh my gosh.
Oh, my goodness.
That's not what I was expecting.
It'll be a rope.
Disgusting.
And it'll hang.
Like a necklace?
Those are huge.
Yeah, they're big.
Or we have blue.
Oh, that's funny.
Now blue, though, you may not know what it is.
Blue just looks like.
I can.
It's got to be, we're going to vote.
It's got to be flesh, right?
Yeah, but turn it around.
Turn the flesh around.
There you go.
Turn the flesh around.
There you go.
Oh, my, those are disgusting.
So, Mike, if you want to put these on the chain,
Oh, my gosh.
Oh.
It's like a choker chain.
So those are going to be right up on his neck.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So we will, and you'll be able to see this on social media all week long.
Mike's not have to put it on you because I'm.
Where I'm proud, dude.
Yeah.
What are you doing?
No, no, no, no.
No.
Just let Mike do it.
Just let Mike do it.
It feels weird having Mike put me.
I know.
Yeah, like, I mean, I'd rather have Amy or Morgan do it.
You know what I mean?
Make sure that the.
there we go now they're going around his neck
yeah I mean maybe oh man
they're very detailed chain dude that's like
you know it's not super choky I thought it'd be a little more choking
I would know it's choking no it's good it's up there
yeah but I'm looking at it that's not that's not
that's perfect that's straight
yeah but it's definitely higher up than I thought
it can't be too low you won't see it because the table
so he has to wear those and the ask me about syphilis
yeah so
now we will do the crowning
of the hat. This is a purple hat. LSU colors, purple gold, and it says, Ask Me
About Syphilis. And this hat stays on
all week, all the time. Everywhere he goes. Yeah, headphones
off, lunchbox? I'm not going to be to wear it while I work, man. Yes, you can. No, you have to.
Headphones go over a hat. I wear hats every day. Eddie has one on right now.
Yep. I'm not bald. No, you can't put the headphones over that ask me about
salis. No, I literally didn't. I just put my head. Yes, you did. I mean, you
tilted the hat up. I literally can't see it, guys. I have no idea. Have you ever worn a hat in your
life. Yeah, might put it on. It was too tight. It wouldn't fit.
So I just put it on my head. Don't want it to fall off. Relax.
Geez, I just put my headphones on. No. You tried with the chain as well. He's got
none of his chest, not his head. Dan, you look good. That does look good, dude.
You do look good. Official. We should have him stand on stage like a little modeling
shoot. I've never seen you look more you. There he is. Morgan's got the camera,
out, taking pictures. All right, so we get that. If you want,
Did he lose the shirt?
Does he have to wear the shirt?
Oh, I think he has to wear the shirt too.
We can put the shirt on him later.
And the shirt is everywhere he goes as well.
Yeah, that was everywhere.
Yeah.
The shirt is.
Asked me about syphilis.
So, like, if he takes his kids to, like, baseball games.
He's in a cephalus shirt and hat.
But not the, not the ball.
Okay.
Yeah, not that.
So that's, I mean, do you have kids stuff this?
Maybe.
Do you have kids?
I do.
Yeah, you have kids stuff all the time.
Well, I mean, I mean.
but not all the time we'd like a lot of class this week.
Were you reading to the class?
But also, you're the one that chose this.
I didn't choose it.
You guys did.
Every time we said you have a chance, if you want,
and you're like, I want to keep going.
I want to keep going.
But I didn't choose to wear this hat.
You chose to be punished, and we put all the things on the will.
No, no, I didn't choose to be punished.
No, but I didn't put free spots on there for you.
I tried to get you out of it.
I'm your ally, and you're taking it out on me.
I'm not taking down to you.
I just say, I didn't.
You're saying I chose this.
No, I didn't.
But you chose to play a game with, if you were to lose, there was going to be a punishment.
You knew that.
Yeah, but I didn't know it was going to be hangy-bangs around my neck.
That's not a hangy-bang.
That's not a hangy-bang.
It's weird.
I feel like I need to ask him about syphilis.
What would you like to ask him?
Why would you think that?
Just maybe the hat.
Oh, yeah, good point.
So there it is.
We'll put the pictures up.
You guys can see him over on our socials.
He looks great, guys.
You look good, dude.
He looks like a rapper.
He looks like a rapper.
Well, does he have answers in case someone asks him about.
about syphilis?
Hey man, what's up with syphilis?
I'll go to syphilis.com, man.
Don't really know.
I don't know how I'd go there.
What would be his rapper name?
Uh, ball, uh...
I don't know.
No, too.
I mean, MC.
Well, I mean, you know, if you're doing old school, like, yeah.
MC syphilis.
MC syphilis sack.
Oh, man.
He does look like a rapper.
Except his drip is, yeah.
His hang. We'll call it his hang.
Today's the last day
Lunchbox has to wear his
Ask Me About Cephalus hat
And ask me about syphilis hoodie
Because he lost a bet
So, I don't know, how's the week been?
You've had to wear it outside of the show.
Oh man, it's been a lot of looks.
A lot of, I mean, I'm famous
So people look at me anyway,
but this has been like
Everywhere I go, everyone is looking.
Does anybody ask, though?
Some people ask, some people snickers
and you can see them like, and just they're talking about it,
but they don't ask, but you know, they're interested.
But, you know, like, some people do ask.
So Lunchbox will record when someone comes up to him to ask him.
So he has managed to time out three people asking him.
Here's number one.
Here's a guy asking him.
Ask me about something.
I don't have a, but I'm just wearing it in my support.
My buddy, Eddie, he got it.
So, I mean, I'm just showing him, hey, man, it's okay.
Yeah.
So, you know what I mean?
Like, normal people get it.
So be careful.
you know what I mean.
Yeah, but that's his picture, and he looks happy, but he's...
It's lucky we're in the modern time with very careful.
Yes, exactly.
Antibiotics, you know, take care of it.
Exactly.
And so, hopefully, yeah, I just wanted him to know that he's not alone, so yeah.
What are you?
He's carrying around a picture of me?
One, that's weird.
He's got a picture of you.
That's funny.
It's weird.
What are you?
What's the noise?
I was carrying a grocery bag.
Got it, got it.
What was the picture of Eddie?
Oh, my phone.
Got it.
I had taken a picture from his Instagram.
It's his lock screen anyway.
Always. You all have me up there.
Are all three of these you doing the Eddie bit?
No. Okay. Because that's stupid.
Well, no, it's funny, but all three in a row wouldn't be.
Okay, here's number two.
Awesome. Thank you. You didn't want to ask me about syphilis?
No.
I mean, I saw it. I was like, oh, that's an interesting.
Yeah, it's just, it's a sexually transmitted disease.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm on some Thursday. I know. I know.
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I just want to let you know, just be careful out there.
It's that, you know, I'm just out there supporting the people with it.
So, you know, yeah.
All right.
Yeah, I won't show you any Google images or anything.
You did kind of ask her to ask you.
No, no, no, no.
She was commenting on it to someone else.
Oh, so you're like, oh, we'll talk about it to me.
If you don't want to talk, do you want to talk to me about it?
And she didn't really.
Yeah, she didn't really.
You're right.
Yeah.
One more.
And these next ones, they're working behind the counter when I'm getting lunch.
And as I'm in line, I see them all snickering and pointing.
And so when I got up there,
I was like, oh, they obviously are interested.
Let's get to the bottom of this.
Go ahead.
Did you have any questions or anything?
Are you sure?
Yep, I'm good.
I don't mind talking about it.
No, you're good.
Yeah.
How are you?
Did you have any questions?
No?
Are you sure?
I mean, read the hat.
I'm good.
So you just calling them out for snickering.
Just calling them out.
Because, I mean, they're obviously snickering,
because, I mean, I saw them.
lady walk over and she looks up
and they kind of giggle on them like
so obviously they saw it they were talking about it
I was in line long enough where they had
questions but I think they were just a little
some people are uncomfortable to talk about it
and I just wanted to let them know that there's nothing to be
uncomfortable about we can talk about it. You're the voice
of it no I just
and the face. No you I definitely
showed your picture of the privates.
Nope no but yes it was a
weird week man well I think
now we should ceremonial
let them lose the half
let him lose the hoodie. He did
live up and do his bet. So as much
as he likes to complain, he did every day wear his
truck and then wear his shirt and his hat.
He did. Good job, man. He told his bet. Morgan, if you'll
please remove the syphilis hat.
Oh, thank you. Take it off.
That sounded weird.
Well, that didn't mean.
I feel like, grab those. Grab those.
I'm fine. Oh.
It's a chain. She's under the chain.
He's taking off the... Those are so gross.
Yeah, we'll get rid of those.
There you go.
Lunchbox did say he wanted to keep those.
for his car.
Oh, hang him from his rear view instead of like the back.
What about on his bicycle?
Yeah.
Oh, yuck.
And then the hoodie, there he is.
Lunchbox, everybody.
Great job.
Good job, man.
Mr. Sifflis.
Yeah.
$20.
Mr. Sifilis.
Okay.
So that bit's over, but nice job.
That's it.
I don't have to look at that anymore because I didn't like much looking at it, to be honest with you.
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My dad gave me the best advice
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I went and had lunch
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And I was like
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Yeah, it would not be.
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Amy snapped on somebody recently and she shared why it happened,
the events that led to this moment and how she's feeling right now
and why that matters with how she snapped on somebody.
There's just a lot happening and I feel for Amy right now.
Number two.
I'm going to talk to Amy for a second.
You okay over there?
Yeah, why?
Well, a couple reasons.
One, I think on the air a couple days ago I was like, you're all right.
And you were like, yeah, why?
But then I know maybe you haven't been proud of your actions around here.
Yeah.
I just don't know if there's anything you wanted to say.
Do you guys know about that?
No.
Oh, I'm interested.
Are you referring to the work call?
Well, I'm just not referring to anything.
I'm just asking, are you okay?
I don't know.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. This is love, by the way. This is love.
Are you okay?
Well, I know that with where I am in my life.
Physically or mentally or emotionally, got it.
All of the above.
Mentally, I feel like I'm doing well.
Like, I take care of myself.
But then hormone-wise, I can't control that.
Like, I can't control perimenopause.
where I am in this stage of my life.
Like I do all the work to like be grounded and feel really good.
And then out of nowhere, I'm just a little psychotic.
Is there anything you'd like to share specifically with the room?
Well, I've, I've, I've, I've apologized to this person.
I will be, I'll say that out of the gate.
I haven't heard back from them.
Oh.
But maybe I'll call later.
What did she do?
And follow up on the apology?
That's always a tough call.
So, I apologize.
Did you get it?
Yeah. So there's just been an ongoing work issue for probably about two months. Do you remember
when I had to call you like a month ago and we talked through some stuff and I thought we had a
plan and it was good. And it just, it's continuing. Like it gets worse and worse in my mind.
And there was something that happened yesterday that I just felt like, oh, it just was another like
punch in the gut of it not even out of concern for me. It's disrespectful, disrespectful towards
somebody else. And so then I got really emotional on the phone, which is very unprofessional.
And I should have to do that. But I was talking to someone that I have a comfortable relationship
with. And so I let it out. And I wasn't really yelling at her, but I didn't even make sense when I said
it, which shows that emotions are in the driver's seat because when your emotions are driving,
you're not rational. And I said like, like, you snapped.
I snapped. And right after. And right after.
I did it. I started, I started crying.
Oh, on the phone.
But I don't think she knew I was crying.
There was just silence and I'm typing and I think she's typing and it's silent.
And then I'm like, you know, like I'm crying.
And then she's like, okay, well, I have a meeting.
I have to go.
And I was like, okay.
What did you yell?
Well, I just was saying I needed to know like who said.
Guys, wait until anybody told you what she said.
It doesn't even make sense.
But don't even worry about that yet.
But later my boyfriend helped me with what I was probably trying to say.
But say, because she said it aggressively, but say what you said.
Whose head do we need to have?
Okay.
Let me just get back into my mode of how I was because it definitely wasn't giggling.
Yeah, no, no, you're angry.
I was annoyed.
Yeah.
That's the, the feeling was frustrated, annoyed, which at the end of the day is angry.
Okay.
Whose head do we need to have on a swimmer?
for this.
Whoa.
But tell me.
No, I think it was more like,
but tell me, like,
whose head do we need to have
on a swivel for this?
You were mad.
You were emotional,
but you didn't realize
head on a swivel doesn't make sense.
It's not a saying.
It doesn't.
Does she mean like a head on a stick or something?
Well, yeah.
Well, when I was saying it,
and I didn't realize
at the time it didn't make sense
because, again,
I'm not in my rational brain.
And then all of a sudden,
the tears come,
and then I hang up,
and I'm instantly remorseful
and I'm like, that was completely unprofessional.
But I think she understands why I'm worked up
and why this is just all around
a horrible experience.
And I was feeling really, really bad for somebody else
who's going to feel very disrespected.
And so I'm like, ugh, like, who green lit this from the beginning?
That's whose head maybe needs to roll.
Right.
So head to roll, head on a stick.
So a head on a swivel would be, like,
my comparison is if you're playing cornerback,
your head's on a swivel,
in both ways to make sure that a wide receiver's not running by you.
You're watching, watching everything around you.
You don't really put someone's head on a swivel in punishment.
If they're in trouble.
You put your own head on a swivel to make sure that nothing's getting by you.
Right.
Yeah, yeah.
So I just, but I know, like stuff that's been happening with my body, the last few days has been very,
even concerning to me, but then I Google it.
And it's like, yep, pretty normal for a 44-year-old woman, perimenopausal sounds about right.
So I thought about calling my doctor, but then when the internet said, this is normal, I don't want to, like, waste her time.
But I have, like, fear inside of me because things are happening with my body that have never happened before.
And I am in pain.
And I just, like, it's a lot that I think I have to hold it together.
Like, I held it.
Like, I was in pain at work yesterday and I held it together, like, the whole time.
So I know I'm capable of doing that.
I can keep my composure.
I can behave, right?
And then I just snapped in this moment.
And again, I think because I'm comfortable with her.
But it's still a professional thing and I shouldn't have done it.
So I immediately sent a note apologizing and saying that was unprofessional
and I shouldn't have acted that way on the call.
But it's like, golly, you just want to send like a big hug to any women out there.
Whether it's your PMS time or your perimenopausal because it's confusing out here.
And basically your paraminopausal for like a decade.
Oh, that's tough one.
A whole 10 years of this is.
That's a heck of a period.
But the things fluctuate, new symptoms come and go.
I'm just as surprised as y'all are.
There have been times where I think you've been annoyed at me because I've been like,
are you okay?
And you're like, yeah, why?
Yeah.
I mean, maybe I don't know that I'm acting that way.
And I can, now that I'm giving you permission to say, like, hey, let's just go.
Like, hey, I think you might be having one of your little.
I will never say that.
No.
Oh, trap, man.
There has never been a bigger bear trap.
put it on the ground than that one right there. But I'm giving you permission. Like I, we're close enough
here to where, and again, I think I do a good job of holding it together. But I think I had some
stuff this week. It was pretty scary for my body where I was like, what in the world is going on?
Like, am I dying? But I'm not. It's just part of aging. Not dying.
What if instead of me saying something, which I don't, depending on the situation,
maybe isn't the best time to just say something. What if I just has to me dump a bucket of ice on you
you or something? It's not going to help me in this moment. No, I do get the whole reset, like shopping.
shocking my this is like more there's more happening than just uh maybe being overwhelmed emotionally
or something like that's sort of stuff again i think i have under control it's this hormone thing i can't
she goes again guys she's her eyes turn of green is losing it she's the hulk i can't quite figure out
you know estrogen progesterine testosterone like all of my stuff is just it's all whacked out
well i'm trying to get it under control thank you for sharing that with us good luck and sorry
that that happened to work i didn't hear you snapped on somebody oh did you hear you
from somebody else.
You know, it doesn't matter where I hear things.
The ear's always on the ground.
I try to ignore it.
I did pass our boss, Julie, this morning on my way in.
And she had...
Did you hit her?
It's like, no.
She was on a...
It looked like she was on a call.
Yeah.
And I walk by and she's like,
ah, I'm just talking about you.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Right.
And I was like, I just knew.
I was like, oh, my God,
they're having a debrief about my psychotic break on the phone call.
I think you're okay.
I think you're okay.
Okay, take a breath. Just take a breath.
Okay, I know I'm not the only professional woman out there that's also having to hold it together and mom and trying to keep it all right when your body's falling apart and your hormones are...
Crazy.
I'll say a prayer.
Me too.
I need to pray for me.
What is that?
Like, it's just crazy, y'all.
You're telling me that your wives are just normal?
I don't think there is a normal.
Just say yes, dude.
Just say yes.
No, yes.
I don't know what to say.
Whatever.
Just wait then.
Thank you for sharing that with us.
Wait till they turn 35.
You're fine.
You're fine work-wise.
Yeah, but I'm giving you permission to tell me.
Okay.
I will not, but thank you for allowing me to.
Okay.
Goodbye.
It's the best bits of the week with Morgan number two.
I shared some fun personal news this week and you know, you may not care and that's cool too, but there is a soft launch situation happening.
And I share the details with the show of how, why, who, what, when, where,
You know all that good stuff.
Number one.
I want to go over to Morgan, who does our website and all of our social media.
Did I see a dude's hand at one of your pictures?
Do you do what?
Do you soft launch something?
I don't know if it's soft launching, but yes, I didn't meet somebody.
So is that soft or hard?
No, it's not hard.
Hard launch is like face and name and social security number, bank account info, routing information.
That's hard.
So soft, soft maybe?
Because it hasn't been in the feed yet or anything.
It's just on my stories.
Just stories?
Yeah.
What's the deal?
I met him and actually in real life, it wasn't on the dating naps.
Where did you meet him?
So I was out with some girlfriends and I was really focused on having a girls weekend,
but apparently my girlfriends were determined to help me meet somebody
and they saw somebody at the bar.
He had a shirt on that said,
Ask me about syplis?
Because that would have been perfect.
That would have been.
But that would also have been awkward.
But no, he had a shirt on that said drink beer and pet dogs.
And they're like, Morgan, he's so cute.
He obviously also loves dogs.
Like, we need to make this happen.
Did you think he was cute though?
I wasn't even looking.
Like I was so, I had just honestly went on some like bad dates on Hinge and I was like, I'm just kind of overdating.
I want to have a fun girls weekend.
I was really not in the mindset to be talking to somebody.
So I didn't even look.
When they were trying to like point him out, I was like, no, I'm focused on this weekend.
And they just against all of my better judgment were like, no, we think you need to meet him.
And like, we're and tapped on his shoulder and introduced us.
I turned around and I was like, oh crap.
cute and we've been hanging out ever since. How long ago is that? This week will be a month.
Wow. Good for you. For keeping it quiet. Yeah, I got really excited though because it's been going
really well so that's why you see the random hands in my posts. So how tall is he? Oh, man.
Because you're going to need a really tall guy to counter your, you're four or nine.
I'm five foot in three-fourths of an inch. Okay. You know, whomever it is that you end up having
a kid with. You kind of got to
counter that. How tall is he? That's true. I've
dated a lot of short guys. I believe
he's 6-1 or 6-2.
Oh, wow. Good, good, good, good.
And then what can you tell us about
him, but don't say too much? Give us just a couple
nuggets. He also loves to rescue dogs.
We are both
like, when I say we are two sides of the same
coin, we have so much in common. We're both
nerds. We both geek out over Marvel and
Star Wars stuff. We love being active.
Health is very important to us.
We've also had some both like hard things happen to us.
So there's a lot of similarities.
We have a lot in common and enjoy a lot of the same things.
Your last relationship, it went well, but the ending was not, obviously it didn't work out.
But does that keep you from jumping into this one?
Oh, yeah.
I have like a brick wall up.
And he's just like patient and he's like, whenever you're ready to start to let walls down, I'm here.
However I can help make that happen, I'm here.
Older or younger?
He's older than me.
He's 34.
How old are you?
I'm 31.
And does he have a job?
Do I have a job?
Does he work?
Yes.
He does work.
He has a job.
I don't feel like we deserve to know anything else right now because
you know,
every time it doesn't work out until the one time it does.
Right?
So odds are any relationship you're in until you find the one,
that's not the one until it is the one.
So right now we don't deserve to hear anymore because
let us give us some time.
Let it grow organically.
I know, but there's also this part of me because you guys are my friends that I'm really excited about him and I want to share them with you guys.
Is he off the apps?
Oh, yeah.
Are you guys, have you had the DTR?
Yeah, we're not, we aren't boyfriend, girlfriend, but yes, like exclusively dating each other.
Isn't that boyfriend, whatever that means?
Like, if you're exclusive, isn't that it?
It is, yes, in a way.
But like, if you want to like a definitive, we haven't had that like, oh my gosh, you're my boyfriend, I'm your girlfriend, conversation.
But yeah, he told me he deleted the app.
the day after meeting me.
Oh, wow.
And he did.
Yeah, I probably said that sometimes, too.
Good line.
You know, way later.
I mean, after the app was deleted,
but I probably said that sometimes, too,
like the moment our eyes locked.
The first day I was looking at my phone
and delete that app.
Good.
Well, right now, we deserve nothing more
and we're rooting for you.
Thank you.
I'm rooting for me.
This one feels good.
Was it a normal bar you go to?
No, it was a brand new bar
and there were so many reasons
I wasn't going to be in that room that night.
So it's kind of weird.
And his shirt said drink beer pet dogs?
Yeah.
Speaking of his shirt,
we do need to put
lunchbox in his shirt.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Second part of his bet.
Ask me about...
Mike, can you take it over to lunchbox?
And you can put it on.
We don't have to do it all
on the air right now.
But lunchbox has the syphilis hat,
the truck on his neck,
and the syphilis shirt going on,
which...
Oh.
How did...
What?
You have to wear the hat all the time.
I understand.
And the shirt, right?
Yeah.
You're putting the shirt on over the hoodie.
Dude, it's so cold.
here I can't not wear the hoodie. That's the problem
is you keep it freezing cold so it's got to go
over the hoodie while I'm at work.
Just a little attack at you there.
Yeah. No, I wasn't an attack. It's the truth. You can do it all the time.
I'm just thinking of this. But don't cover the
those need to come out. Yeah, those need to go out. It looks like a tie.
It's kind of like a hunchback right now.
Because they're under a shirt. It looks like big breasts.
It does.
There they go.
Go to our Instagram or Facebook and you can see
Lunchbox wearing all this stuff.
There we go
Morgan if you'd have seen the same guy wearing that shirt
Just asked me about syphilis
I don't think that I would have talked to him
You don't think so?
No
You think your girls would have been like
You gotta go talk to the syphilis guy
Y'all don't think so.
I don't think so.
All right, lunchbox
You look good?
Thanks, man.
You do look like an LSU fan
with
Until you read it
Yeah, but it's like purple and gold
It's like
Yeah
Yeah, okay
Morgan, good luck
Launchbox ha ha ha
Okay
It's the best
Bits of the week
with Morgan number two.
That's it for the best bits this week.
I hope you had fun catching up on the show.
Again, check out part one, part three this weekend with the lunchbox.
I do think you'll really enjoy it.
He doesn't yell too terribly much.
And then if you're interested, check out my personal podcast.
Take this personally.
Lots of fun stuff up there.
We are getting experts and really cool stories from people.
And it's something that I've done in hopes of other people feeling less alone
in some of their hardest struggles.
So I hope you check it out.
And if not, and this is where I leave you, then I hope you have a great, safe fun rest of your weekend day, wherever and whatever you are listening to this on.
I will talk to you guys next time.
See you later.
That's the best bits of the week with Morgan.
Thanks for listening.
Be sure to check out the other two parts this weekend.
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I doctored the test ones.
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As the season continues,
Laura Owens finally faces consequences.
Listen to Love Trapped podcast on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
When a group of women discover they've all dated the same prolific con artist, they take matters into their own hands.
I vowed, I will be his last target.
He is not going to get away with this.
He's going to get what he deserves.
We always say that trust your girlfriends.
Listen to the girlfriends.
Trust me, babe, on the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
What's up, everyone?
I'm Ago Wode.
My next guest, it's Will Ferrell.
My dad gave me the best advice ever.
He goes, just give it a shot.
But if you ever reach a point where you're banging your head against the wall and it doesn't feel fun anymore, it's okay to quit.
If you saw it written down, it would not be an inspiration.
It would not be on a calendar of, you know, the cat.
Just hang in there.
Yeah, it would not be.
Right, it wouldn't be that.
There's a lot of luck.
Listen to Thanks, Dad, on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
It's Financial Literacy Month, and the podcast, eating while broke, is bringing real conversations about money, growth, and building your future.
This month, hear from top streamer, Zoe Spencer, and venture capitalist, Lakeitha.
Landrum Pierre as they share their journeys from starting out to leveling up.
There's an economic component to community striving.
If there's not enough money and entrepreneurship happening in communities, they failed.
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Hey, I'm Dr. Maya Shunker, a cognitive scientist and hosts of the podcast, a slight change of plans, a show about who we are and who we become when life makes us.
other plans. I wish that I hadn't resisted for so long the need to change. We have to be willing to
live with a kind of uncertainty that none of us likes. You can have opinions. You can have like a strong
stance. And then there's your body having its own program. Listen to a slight change of plans on the
IHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. This is an IHeart podcast.
Guaranteed human.
