The Bobby Bones Show - Best Bits: Raymundo’s Non-Drinking Mexico Trip & A Bird Pooped On Morgan

Episode Date: September 7, 2024

Happy Weekend! Raymundo and Morgan talk all about their vacations. Raymundo was running miles and having himself a non-drinking vacation in Mexico while Morgan was getting pooped on by birds, getting energy massages, and visiting Michigan. Also, Morgan had a funny situation happen and Raymundo really wants to find his perfect goodbye saying.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Part one. Behind the scenes with a member of the show. What's up, everybody. Welcome to the best bits. I am joined by Ray Mundo this weekend. What up? How are you feeling over there, Ray? I felt like I was a little too close to the mic, but I do have the mic screen. I'm an audio engineer, so sometimes I'm a perfectionist. People don't know that. You know, that might be the first time I've ever heard you call yourself an audio engineer. It's in my contract.

I know, but like you never go by that. I feel like you go by producer sometimes, but I don't feel like I've ever heard you say, I'm an audio engineer. Just it sounds way too. I was on, in vacation. This may be foreshel. If we were going to talk about vacation. Yeah, we are. Some guy told me that he was a biochemical engineer or something, he told me. And what? Where do you go with that?

What are you talking about? What do you? What? So it's biology and then chemical? I'd break it down. I'd be like, so there's an engineer. There's biology and there's chemical? I didn't break it down.

I was on a boat drinking Modellos. Okay, well, okay. Before we get into vacation, just so you guys know on Best Beds Part 2, if you want to catch up on the show, some things that you're going to see over there. John Party came by the studio. We did a draft of the best TV characters. Bobby had a really bad vacation experience. Lunchbox asked a favor of Bobby.

Also speaking of lunchbox, his wife does something questionable on a hike. Bobby's headed to Oklahoma for a Toby Keith tribute. And also, I had a sketchy gas station moment. But let's get into it, right? Let's talk about our vacations. Tell me all about Mexico. I want everything. Michigan murder.

Was that your tease there? Michigan murder. Yeah, later. But I want to hear about Mexico. Mexico first. Mexico, we were going to go to Vegas, ended up switching it up. A little hot. Wait, you went to Vegas?

No, we were going to. And then you went to Mexico. When did that happen? Weeks before. You can do with Southwest with the points where you don't lose money. You just traded the location. We weren't feeling the gambling thing. We were trying to cut back on costs a little bit.

And it was my birthday. So what am I going to do? Go gamble my birthday present? Oh, I lost my money. Oh, that was a great birthday. I'm negative. That's a great start to 39. So we ended up doing the Cancun Isla Mujarez route.

Oh, yeah. It was pretty dope. And we did that as kind of a birthday as well. Okay. So what all did you guys do out there? Was it like a drinking trip? Did you go on some excursions? The opposite of a drinking trip.

So I actually set out and made a goal where I was going to run a mile every day before the sun came up. Did you? And I did. Nice. The one day I didn't is when I went golf and went and golfed. And I did golf before the sun came up. So technically I stuck by my promise. to myself. Well, and you probably walked a mile, I would imagine, golfing. Easily. It was a nice

course ever played in my life. And it was also part of my birthday present. So typical stuff we wouldn't do. But hell, you're 39 once. Let's Cancun it. Let's do a golf course. So did you go golfing by yourself or did Laura join you? I begged her. I said, hey, you come be a drink girl. But she didn't join me. And even though I just said it wasn't a drinking trip. There was no cart girls out there. So for 18 holes, I barely had water, much less something to drink. I'm like, guys, can I get a Corona? What is happening? But it wasn't a drinking trip, right?

Well, when you're golf and you like to have a little swing loob is what it's called. Swing loop. Are you the only one who calls in that? Everybody calls it that. Okay. I just wasn't sure. But we started at the airport. Okay. Drinks there, be careful. Because they love big, dumb Americans. And me and my wife have it emblazoned across our chest.

Her chest is a little bit bigger than mine, not being dirty. And the thing is that they charge us 80. dollars for a drink because guess what we have American dollars and we're idiots. Okay. They show us the menu and it says something, $20. The guy points to a mango drink.

We said, sure, we want a mango drink. We're in Cancun. He pointed to the mango premium platinum patron. Highest shelf. Correct. But we just thought it was the flavor. He was talking about the quality of the vodka. Hit us right away with that.

That was not the best start to the trip. Our room ended up being, this is the bad part. The room started being delayed hour, two hours. It ended up being four hours. Laura goes to the room because on her phone, the app, Wi-Fi was absolute pimp. So we could text everybody, do whatever we wanted. And she sees the room's available. All right, we go to the room.

She actually goes to the room. It's not available. There was a glitch in the system. So she walked in this resort. They do Luke Bryan's Crash My Playa. Oh, so isn't an all-inclusive resort? It is. Massive.

She walks there. Room was not ready. We go to the lobby. Vocabulary burial service. Annihilate the staff in a very polite way. American, big dumb American way. We get a penthouse pool side room, upgrade. Dang.

So that's what I'm talking about. Okay, so that went from bad to best. It did. And it was great. Yeah, we did the perfect amount of drinks every day. Maybe one, I got a little wobbly on about a Tuesday-ish. It was pool. It was pool drinking.

You're drinking the mudslides. We had, it was one that was called a banana chocolate or something. And so you had the banana flavor to it, similar to the mudslide. And then we crossed over to the mudslide. Didn't really do beer. Bayser looked online. She loves doing the Facebook reviews. And so they had a Bob Marley and it was a green, orange, yellow drink.

She rocked about 10 of those over the course of five days. Okay, the Bob Marley's. And then we decided to split it up. So we did pool two days. And then we went to Isla Muharez. Probably not pronouncing it correctly. So go to Google Translate. And we did the boat.

We did, you go to some port, I don't know, dock, whatever you want to call it. And you go over, it's a 20-minute ride. The water is crystal clear. bluest blue. We weren't in the hotel zone, so ours at our beach wasn't the prettiest, but Isla Muharis, disgusting. So this Islamo Maris that you're saying, is it the rocks? They're like giant rocks and you kind of go through them. Am I thinking of the right place? I don't know. But all I know it's an island and you can get golf carts, which we did and went around it. It's a two and a half hour time period where we had to be on it. I'm not thinking of

the right place, but yes, please continue. And then we hit the golf carts and it was dope. We're rocking. I mean, we're... Did you hang out in one of these little teaky hut looking things? No. They actually took us to one spot where I just talked to a couple Americans. The one dude goes, yeah, I opened up Airbnb is dope here. And I got an Amstel light because I was driving

the golf cart, so I was trying to keep it, you know, under two drinks. Okay. And so I got chilling, bazers in the water. The water's just bath water. Dope, turquoise. Awesome. And then they took us to another location, which was downtown Islau Mujara's and it's, hey, am I mean,

And go, Andle, Andle, America, Estabosunados. I mean, left and right, there's nobody speaking American. It's just us. And it was honestly a little terrifying. But, but, yeah, we made it in and out.

Barely made the deadline. Went and got a cassidia five minutes before the boat took off. And I told the dude, I speak Spanish because I went to Costa Rica for a summer. So I said, this is verbatim what I said.

I go, Hello, amigo, we're, Sinaridio, is rapido, as a bus bus taxi as Deporto as Passible as 30 minutes and dude he had that

Case dea dea and nachos Bel Grande from Taco Bell rocking in five minutes. Was it a Taco Bell or was it like a local Taco Bell basically? Local. Okay. Right on the beach.

It was so good. That's so fun. And I asked him, I go, how much do I owe you? And I believe you said 20, 25, something. I give him 30. And I gave him the tip. And I mean, I think I just paid

for his kids college or something because he, Amigo, Oh, Grazie, oh, Grasius, America. Whatever, the blessings, you know, it's like. I really can't tell if your Spanish is good, or you're just really good at adding the accent on it. That's how I talk Spanish, though. I know, but I can't tell if it's like real.

You know when people say like, oh, the wind, like, you know what I mean? Or they try and say it, but they're not actually saying a Spanish word. I'm saying Spanish words. I can't tell. And so it goes, Amigo, grasius, signita bonita. She's pretty. Amazing, beautiful, Estados, Anita, Americans. And so then we rocked.

And he got us out and the lady goes, we're leaving for the port right now. And she meets us in the street. That's how cutting it close we were. Yeah, you guys weren't partying it up. KZ Dia, burnt the entire roof of my mouth. Burt my face off. But he got us fed, okay? But then, yeah, back to the resort, did the golf course.

Mimosas, I hate that I led with it wasn't a drinking trip because I did my running. But I mean, we were crushing mimosas. At the end of the day, we would always do the- You canceled out the drinking with your running, so it works. Good. and we espresso martinis. Yeah? Oh my gosh.

Okay, so wait. Here's what I'm hearing. Mimosa's in the morning. Mudslide Bob Marley during the day. Yep. And then in the evening, espresso martinis. Hammock nap. Include that.

A little bit of cable I was watching the Sports Center, you know? And it was in Spanish. I understood every minute of it. Did you? No, it was tough. But the highlights are still the same. Those translated. And then we did the dinners at night.

We did a couple shows. Bayser went to a karaoke night. You didn't go to the karaoke night? It was my final night and I was so tired because I played golf. I'd been running every morning. So you made her go to a karaoke night by herself? Didn't start like that. She was chilling in the lobby and I said, hey, for whatever reason, my body is just shutting

down on me. I'm going to go lay down and it's just one of those. It's the final night, five days, four nights, the water, the food. I'd been eating like crap. I've been drinking like crap. I was exhausted. And she texted me and she was chilling at the show and she goes, It's so awesome.

You got to come and I said, my body physically can't. That's how hard I vacationed. Dang, you did vacation hard. But I wasn't hung over anything for the flight, made it through customs, did all that. But talk about relaxing, rejuvenating, resurging. The Siz and Master is back bigger, faster, better than ever before. I don't feel like with all those drinks, though, that you truly got rejuvenated. Well, we didn't really meet anybody else.

So it's not like we were trying to out drink and do all that stuff. You know the frat climate when you meet people on a vacation. you just start pounding drinks. It wasn't that. We were chilling. I'd bring a magazine to the pool. We had music. She'd do her headphones.

I had mine. It was great. And she brought floaties. I'd just go float around. She'd bring me a drink as I'm going by. Some little 12-year-old Migo wanted to play football. I played football with a kid for three hours.

I think I adopted him. I have no idea. I had to leave, though. The way that you describe your vacation is entertaining. There's like no rhyme or reason. It just is what it is. kind of thing. But I'm glad you guys had a good time.

I'm glad you celebrated your birthday, gifted yourself a good round of golf. The one thing I was pissed about is Abby did want me to get her, what was it, a designer purse because they're discounted at times. You can find them on that back alleys in Mexico. Yeah.

We didn't have time. I told her with the golf cart in the island and directions and lost in translation, I didn't have time to look for your damn Gucci bag. Oh, dang. That's my one regret of the entire vacation. So you don't feel bad, but you regret not getting new.

Okay. I'm just making sure I'm following. Let's be real. You could come home with so many regrets and whatever's. I know it was nothing but what we wanted it to be. And you guys had never been here before. We did Plyde-L-Carman. We'd never been to Isla Mujarez. Cankoon we'd flown in there but never just cancuned it. She'd done it as a girl growing up. My family didn't really do tropical vacation so I try to knock them out every year now. I was gonna say you feel like a tropical guy now.

Do you feel like that's because you didn't have it growing up? I grew up in Michigan North, so I go tropics. Whereas People that grew up in Texas Where do they go? Iceland You know? Stuff like that

The mountains We talked about it on the Sourle losers Yeah, okay That's fair I like mountains too And I grew up in Kansas I'm not much of a beach girl And did you go to a mountain place

In past vacations? Yeah, I tend to Thank you I'm not a beach girl I've admitted that I rest my case Okay Anything else you'd like to add

From your vacation Ray I was very entertained I tried to give you a pretty good, wrapped up in a bow, boom, there you go. There's your... You really did, but also you took me like multiple different directions that I would love to go down, but we'd be here all day. We ain't got time. No. So we're going to take a quick break, and we'll come back and we can talk about Michigan, since you're from there, and I went there. A murder in Michigan. A murder in Michigan.

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I piece out as soon as we do and I go somewhere. But, you know, this one was a little different because I had had plans that had got disrupted. Had had. Had had no more. But I did have one thing that was. said was a bachelor's trip in Michigan for my friend that's getting married here in September. And it was my first time in Michigan. Flew into Detroit, which was cool.

Like, we walked in downtown Detroit and I was having a good time. Remind me a little bit of New Orleans in a way. I had some jazzy vibes. There was, like, Asian food. I think because the jazz festival was happening, so I might have got a different view of Detroit than most people. Yeah. Yeah, there was drums in the street. Always trying to make a dollar.

And the food was good. We ate like downtown and had good. And then I did... Any gunshots? No, I didn't hear any gunshots. No, all good. I did eat y'all's Detroit-style pizza. That's what's up.

Yeah, I didn't like it. Okay, thanks. I'm going to go to Wichita and knock some corn. No, no, no. I think the reason why is because I'm vegetarian. Oh, yeah, I went to KFC and had some corn from Wichita and it sucked. Hold on. Let me tell you my reasoning.

I loved the ranch that I ate at Buddy's pizza, which is apparently y'all's like big... place there local and it was good but because i'm vegetarian it was just a cheese pizza with sauce on top it was so dry like there was not a lot to it and i think that was because of the experience that i had not because of the actual pizza itself yeah the vegetarian thing maybe doesn't fly in michigan i don't know i'd never heard of it until i met you being vegetarian yeah okay all right right well that was why i didn't end up liking it but i did like the ranch that i dipped it in that made it feel that made it taste better it's in that area you got your Wisconsin Michigan it's a everything had Wisconsin cheese

that was a thing right across Lake Michigan geographically yeah so we did I did try that and again I'll try it again maybe I need to add some more veggies and it be a little bit different of experience but I'm sorry that's fine what I was mad about actually what if I went to Wichita and I just go oh hey I went to vacation there girl I could have given you tips tricks eight mile I could have sent you to Eminem's trailer I didn't know what I didn't know what our plans were. I didn't plan this

Bachelorette trip. I was just a, you know, a little guest on the trip. I thought you were the Bachelorette. I know you were the guest. Always the bridesmaid,

never the bride. Rood. That's rude. Too soon. Too soon. Right? J.P. So the next day,

we had a bridal shower there. Her family was there and then we went off to Lake Huron. Is that how you say it? Lake Huron. Oh my gosh.

What? Is that a bad lake? You said Huron. Heron. Huron. Huron. Huron. There you go.

That sounds exactly like I said it. But it sounded so different when you said it. You said her as in a her. Lake Huron. You said it feminist. You said it her. Well, it has a U. H-U-R-O-N.

I can't explain pronunciations. Oh my gosh. Okay. How do you pronounce Michigan? Well, we went to that lake. We had a cabin there and it was so cool. We were in the town of Lexington. Like that's right.

by there. And I loved the little little town of Lexington. It had all these cute little shops and we ate a bunch of food in there. There's a really cool deli. And we walked on like the little pier. I really felt like we were on the like West Coast Ocean based on how all the rocks and stuff are, but it's fresh water. Yes. So you don't have like the sea salt in the air kind of thing. I loved it. I loved that town. You got an ice cream shop. You get a bicycle, a Labrador Retriever. That's what it is. You saw the Labrador Retriever. Yeah. There was a Labrador Retriever like running a gift shop. And that was really cool. It was very. small town lake vibes.

And I really loved it. I got in the water once. It was freezing. It was like a cold plunge. I was like, okay, I got it. Okay, time to get out. Yeah. Cancun was bathwater. Michigan, all those lakes are cold as hell.

Yeah. And I wonder why. Is that always the case? Y'all, rich people get cold plunges. Go to Michigan. It's free. Literally. I did it.

I did like a cold plunges. Like, okay, shock my body out of the water. And it was really hard. Like the waves were crashing so intensely. Like, I really thought we were on the ocean. The only difference was lack of sea salt. Correct. So I loved it.

I want to go back. That's a good analysis. That's actually almost exactly correct. That's me clapping for you. Besides the part that I didn't pronounce it correctly. If you would have asked me before you went, I could have warned you about that. I've been like, hey, girl, no sea salt. Hair's going to be perfect.

Or do you like the sea salt because it does the curls, curly swirlies? But you know, that water still made my hair curly. Or Megan Maroney. What does she call it? Noodles. Not at the last second what she calls it. Yeah, I do like the news. noodles.

She'll just go noodles and it's her hair's crazy. I'm like, she must be playing some sea place. I'm going to start saying that too. You got to. Because it does look like noodles when my hair does that. It's so freaking curly. Oh, man. So yeah, I loved it.

Like, I want to go back to Michigan. I want to have a full-blown like lake experience there, maybe a little bit earlier so I can actually be out on the water and do something on the water. I know how to make it work. My best friend is Justin. He's actually from Michigan. Are we really doing this again? No.

I even told you before that you can't do this on the podcast. All right. I do want to go back. So I may not have liked Detroit-style pizza, but I liked Michigan. Yeah, yeah. I mean, your Chicago deep dishes, that's the known pizza, the New York big slice. I'd say Detroit's almost third on the list. Do you like Detroit-style pizza?

I do. So it's not really offensive. I'm not offended. Okay. You know? Yeah. In the world where everybody gets offended, I'm not offended.

Knocked a pizza. Deal. Okay. The other thing I did do on this trip, I had two things happen. One, I had a bird poop on me, Ray. Is that good luck? I think it is.

Okay. Full blown, I went to a Nashville sounds game. I took my dog Remy. And we were like walking in and I just feel like liquid down my arm. And I was like, what the? Look, sure enough, bird just poop right all up on me. And I like was like, is that some kind of weird? sign from the universe to tell me something because I've never been pooped on in my life.

Okay. Hey-yo. Okay. Why didn't you take it dirty? Have you ever been pooped on by a bird? No. See? No, no.

Why all of a sudden am I getting pooped on by a bird? I like that, though. That's good stuff. It's rain on the wedding day. It's the pooped on by a bird. That falls into that same category. Trust me. What kind of good luck do you think it brings?

We'll find it with Finn to find out. No crap. crap. No crap. Literally. That was one. And then, you know, the massage therapist that I had work on me to get my smell back? Mm-hmm. So she reached out to me after she saw, like, my post of all the breakup stuff and she's like, I want to come work

on you because I think we could get some of this really, like, bad energy feelings out of you. Here, do that mic down just a little bit, barely bit. Perfect. There you go. Behind the scenes. Behind the, why did I do that? What happened? Sounds better. Tell you. It sounds the exact same to me. Okay. I'm sorry. It's all. It's all. It's all. It's

On the ear. For the truck drivers right now, you guys going across America? Let me know if you guys also heard something different. I did that for you. Okay, thanks, Ray. But I had her come over and do this massage thing. Ray, I hadn't eaten for a week. And she told me that your stomach in times of stress and trauma, it literally like hides up under your ribs.

Like, we'll literally like hide. So you don't feel hunger pains. You don't like have this desire to eat because it's literally not where it's supposed to be. Gotcha. So she did like a massage work on me. And she was like, you're going to be really hungry. after this and sure enough she basically like massage my stomach back down and my stomach just started immediately growling like where you been girl taco bill so I finally got to eat and

I've been eating ever since so that was good and like she just like I don't know she I got out of that massage ray and my energy it was like I was a different human being that's good coming out of it so much so that I went to the pool after and a guy came up to me and was like I don't know why but like your energy right now, I love everything about it. Okay. Which was like also kind of weird, right? But then also I was like, okay, the two comparison is a little bizarre. Not sure like.

I'd say there's a connection, coincidence. Maybe I go with something's happening. Yeah. And we talked. It was fun to like talk to somebody for a little bit. But. Hey. And then you throw the poop in the mix.

Folks, there's something in the cosmos happening for you, girl. There is like, uh, what is it when Mercury's in retrograde? My whole life is like just in a little bottle. All the freaking girls say that on Instagram. Y'all even know what it means because I don't know what I mean. I, it, hey. Mercury and retrograde basically means like your whole life goes up in flames. It's Mercury and Retro-Greg, yeah.

Come on, y'all. What are we all, scientists? I've seen like three chicks posted. I don't know that I necessarily believe in all of it, but I can't disagree with it. Like, I don't know any different. Right. All I know is that, like, my life did kind of go up in flames, and, like, now weird stuff is happening to me.

So that's all I can equate to it. Okay, well, I'll get you one of those temperature thermometer clocks and it has mercury on it. And so then we can tell if it's in retrograde or not. We'll let you know. Do you think that's actually going to work? I don't know. That's a good theory, though. Yeah.

Does your wife ever talk about mercury in retrograde? No, I would divorce her. No, you wouldn't. Today. No, you wouldn't. No, I would not. We don't talk. You'd probably start talking about it because she's talking about it.

We don't talk in memes, okay? We don't do the Hawk Tula and all that stuff. We talked in real life country folk parables. No, you have your own language, actually. I'm not sure what it is, but it's not any of them. Oh my goodness. So yeah, that was my vacation. You know what?

I did some healing too. Like, I'll put myself through it so I could come out the other side. I saw a video you posted on Instagram of you at the beach. Yeah. Is that that was you, did you just like leave the Bachelorette party? No, that was at our lake house. It was in the morning. Nobody was really awake or doing anything yet.

I'm putting it all together. See, I thought you ditch the group and just found, and that's sometimes what you have to do. Find a log, find a beach, find some water. And you know what? Let it affect your brain. And then, you know, come out on the other end better. Yeah. You know, the other girls, they're sleeping off their hangover.

You know what you're doing? Improving you. I was trying, you know? Trying to let the, just like you said, let the waves kind of crash over me and just move forward. until that seagull flies over you and here comes the crap. Hey, oh! That didn't have on me at the same place, but that would be funny if that happened in that moment.

That would have been true, like, good luck, I suppose. But yeah, no, everybody's sleeping. We had, like, we had stairs that, like, went down to this little, little beach kind of thing at the cabin. That's nice. It was cute. So we have just helped out the chamber converse for Michigan. Michigan's thing is, what's it called?

Michigan Blue, pure Michigan. I was going to say you're born there. How do you not know this? The signs are everywhere, pure Michigan, because everything they do is so pure. And then Cancun, baby. Chamber Commerce, you guys owe us big time. We did. We just got people going to both.

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Okay, Ray, I have another funny story to share with you. Yeah, I'm glad you saved it. They had to wait the entire episode for it. So have you heard of the free capital steps work out in Nashville? I have not heard of the specific naming of it, but I know people do the Instagram, and I'm guessing a majority of people that post. don't actually do the workout. They just go sit on some steps and take a picture.

Maybe. Listen, I went and actually did the workout. I got my butt handed to me. Are y'all working out? Or like, if I'm actually going for a run, you know, I'm trying to do a mile every day before the sunrise is here in Cancun, are y'all just going to get in my way? I did see a guy there that was filming and he did like three steps

and they just showed, you know what I mean? Like, I was like, oh, that's how that's filmed. Listen, girl bruh, every morning, There's people out there doing their, this girl would run 10 steps and her husband was filming her. No. I am not kidding you. This is real life people. I said, get the F out of my way.

I have a mile to pump. You go do your fake Instagram life over there. No joke. She goes 10 running steps. Husbands right there filming her. And then done. And dunzo. There was no more to that workout.

Get out of here. That's exactly what I saw at this time. Continue. That's what I saw. I was laughing. been really hard, but it was a dude versus a girl. So there was, yeah, that basically happens two times a week. This trainer puts it on and everybody can come out and do this free workout, which

it will roast you. Like, I was destroyed after. My legs were sore for like four days. But I saw a guy there. I was like, dang, he looks familiar. And then like halfway through the workout, I was like, oh, we went on a date. That's how I know. Cringe.

And then I was like, okay, you know, whatever, no big deal. We went on like one date. But at the end of the work. out hooked up nothing no no none of that happened so like i think i would have remembered at that point we were just we went out one day what do you say he came up at the end and was like hey good to see you and i was like okay yeah like good to see you i couldn't remember his name he could i remember mine because he asked what both of them were like it was the weirdest situation right where i'm like both of us like recognized each other but couldn't place it and also couldn't remember each other's

names. Interesting. And at the end of it, he was like, we're going to this place. Like, if you guys want to come and I was like, yeah, cool, I'm really tired. And then he was like, great to meet you. I'm like, so we started with nice to see you. Ended with great to meet you. I don't think he remembered the day either. Any other pleasantries? No.

Catch it months in. At the end of the day. See you later. So. Let me say this. Very shallow of me. Yes. It's weird that he didn't remember a female's name.

And I attribute this to the dating scene. I would always remember girls' names because you got to, like, dating. And I wasn't dating guys at the time. Kidding, I'm never dating guys. So I wasn't half in a, if I met a dude and a dude, I don't give a crap. What's up? At the pool? You know, what's up, bro?

I don't care your name. Girls, you have to learn their name so you get their numbers so you can talk to them again. Weird. You guys didn't remember each other's names. Usually opposite sex, it's easier. That's me. My name's Bennett. I ain't in it.

So I have no idea. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, I think I just like, you go on one date. If you don't go on one after that, it's kind of like out of side out of mind thing. You know what I mean? Yeah. And I don't really save people's phone numbers because, like, I'm not going to have a bunch of random one date phone numbers in my phone. I do.

I should probably delete all those. Seriously? You would save all of those? I don't, I'd say it. Not one date, but I think me and Beazer have done it before where she just pulls it up, like, if I do Texas. No. There's just, I don't know how to delete all these. Yeah.

I mean, I have some, like, that say, like, blank hinge, blank bumble, and I stopped doing that. This is my worst. Spring break. So it's South Padre Island. And there's like 20 people.

And you've probably never spoken to him again. Oh, this is so bad. See, those are the people you've got to delete. Like, I went through and because I had so many that were like blank bumble. And I was like,

I'm literally never going to. Dang, girl. Look that body count. No, no, no. This is like five years ago. Body count, folks. No. That is nothing.

of what I'm talking about. But I would like put him in after the first date and I'm like, I'm not even going to talk to him again. Why am I keeping a phone number? Yeah. So I have like a threshold now where it's like at least three dates before I add them to the. Gotcha. To the phone number. Yeah, here's dating advice. Unsolicited. Maybe let's let's do the, uh, no, that's not a good idea, actually. What were you about today? Aren't dates so awkward when you go to a restaurant? That's what I was trying to get at. But then you don't want them to know exactly where you live. I was going to say, You live in such a beautiful area because I used to live near you. And there's awesome oceanfront restaurants.

What about the walking and the parks and the valleys? You need to do more like that. Why the awkward thing where you both meet at a restaurant, sit down and stare at each other, save number, not safe. Just keep it chill. Hey, you want to go for a walk? Doesn't work out. That's my advice, unsolicited.

No, I love it. But then they know where you live. Well, but you could go on a walk somewhere else. You don't have to walk in my, like there's so many parks around Nashville. I'm all about a walking date. Okay, cool, because I actually did that in Texas. It was popular. It was town lake.

You just, you just bounce around and go for a walk. Are you feeling the person? Are you not? They don't know where you live. You don't know where they live. You don't know what they drive. They don't know what you drive.

You just do a walk. Yeah. No, I think walks are great first date. Okay, because you would just said first date. So then, yeah, I didn't even really ever think of it as a date. It was just like, oh, just going for a walk. Yeah, no, no. Whereas you're going to these restaurants at the day.

date it's do I save the number do I get the it's so rigid it's not that rigid okay it's pretty loose actually there's I I'm just more of like a casually like I'm probably not going to save your number until like you actually become a part of my life in some way got it because you know nobody needs 80 million phone numbers and then they're never going to talk to again but yes walking dates great suggestion I think those are a great idea okay so I'm with you they don't have to be rigid another clap good job thank you for the unsolicited advice all right what do we got left I think that's all. Unless you have anything else you want to add.

No! I did have an embarrassing moment lately. Did you have one? Why are we not sharing that? I fell into a window. There was a bench, like a workout bench I was trying to pick up and it was a lot heavier than I was anticipating and I just like went straight backward into the window and I like tore a hole into my shoe.

So wait, it was at a gym? Yeah. Inside the gym. Yep. See, that's what is awkward. I was going to say if it's outside bench, You can get away with nobody seeing it. No, no, no, everybody saw it.

Yeah, but it means you were working out. You were doing the thing. I was, but I couldn't even lift up a bench without falling into a window. You can recover quick from that. Yeah. It's embarrassing. I didn't feel like I did, but I tried. Embarrassing, embarrassing.

I think I might have, like, broken my toe at the same time, too. What the? I'm telling you, I really, like, did a number on myself. The plane, vacation, golf. I don't feel like you get embarrassed. easily. I guess this could be embarrassing to some people. So this golf course I played

in Cancun, elite. Okay. Next level. I paid, it was 400. It was a birthday present. Get off me. They gave us. I wasn't on you, but yeah, continue. They gave us a discount, $210. And so the one guy at the pro shop goes, oh, we have these bags of balls. You have to buy them.

Because I had to get everything there. I didn't plan on golfing there. So I buy the 12 balls. That's enough for 18 holes. You're not going to lose them. bro, girl bruh. When I tell you... Why do you keep saying girl bra? Because when I call Beezer, bro, she goes, I'm going to start calling you sis. So I developed, instead of you call guys bro, you now call girls girl bruh.

This is like fetch. This is never going to happen, Ray. Never going to happen. Okay, so girl bra. Okay, go on. What I tell you, there was 10,000 lakes. There was 10,000 lakes at this place in Cancun. So there's going to be a lot of water balls. You're losing them. I'm on nine. I got like three balls left. I'm on 10. I got two. I'm on 11. I got one. I'm on 12. I'll lose my last ball. Unless I'm trying to go in alligator infested waters, I had to drive all the way back to the pro shop, which is usually in the middle. So once you start the back end, then you're like backtracking. So I'm driving past people. And they're wondering, if you're backtracking, you've got to go to the bathroom really bad, which you can go in the woods. It just doesn't look good. And so then I go to the pro shop. I'm like, yeah, I said I could just do those.

12 balls. I don't have to get another bag of balls, you know. And I had to drive past all those golfers and then all the way back again. And so they just saw me wondering, is he, he's definitely an S word golfer. That's what they could tell. There's no way you can lose all his balls. So a little embarrassing, but I was at an exotic course. No way I'm going to try and just find one in the woods. I said I got to go bite the bullet, drive past these people and get more balls, come back, get to my hole. I did and everything was beautiful and perfect and great. But you had a little embarrassment with the rest of the golfers. But it's golf etiquette.

It's where you always fake like you're way better than you are. So there was no faking it for you. I just won duch. He goes, I'm never going to see the guy again. And I'm chalking to him. And he goes, all right, he played the, I played the lakes course. He played the dunes. Not that it matters.

If you go to Moon Palace, then you'll know. And so we both finished at the exact same time, which kind of means we're similar golfers. Okay. A little bit. There could be a score different, but if you finish at the spot on same time as somebody, I mean, you're both shooting kind of the same, okay? Okay. And so I'd say I was a, I don't want to be gracious.

I'm saying I shot a 45, which isn't good at all. It was probably 40. It wasn't a 50. It was in the upper 40s. Okay. Because there was some holes I didn't score, you know. Some upper 40s. And this fool, he goes, hey, what did you shoot?

And I go, you know what, dude? I realized I was on vacation I kind of just stopped the scoring kept it a little bit at my head but I don't even know but I kind of knew I was up for 40s he goes yeah I shot a 40

you did not there's no way I mean are you on the PGA tour you wouldn't know it doesn't this number doesn't mean but is 40 good like for an average golfer is 40 good

pretty damn good because par let's say it's 72 so 40 and 40 you double that is an 80 so he shot eight over par. I mean, there's guys on PGA tour shooting eight over par. And I'm like, you shout of 40.

Okay, buddy. And that's golf culture. You fake late you grew better than you are. Me going back to the golf pro shop getting some balls, you know, from Migo. Migo knew I wasn't. Amazing. Migo knew I wasn't elite at an elite course. Okay.

I'll hang up and listen. Oh. And I shortened. Guys are so weird, man. Shortened Amigo. Did you notice? Yeah. Migo.

I thought that was his name. I shortened it. So the whole time, what amigo? Don't know if that was offensive. That could have been big dumb American. Yeah, it might have been. Okay. Might have been.

Because I'm afraid of Migo is somebody's name. The whole time people are thinking, I'm not Migo. Who the hell is he talking to? But it does also kind of sound still like you're saying, Amigo, but just like quickly. All right. So you're telling me I fend you. the entire country of Mexico in five days and four nights.

I have a pretty safe bet that you probably did somewhere along the line, yeah. And then the women, I go. Girl brough? Girl Migo. Kidding. Kidding. Girl Migo, bra? All the words together. Listen, they were sad. They were sad and we left.

I bet they were, Ray. They were. We tip good. You are great. You do have your own language, though. Girl Miga. We're off to Estados Unitos. Like words. Okay. We're going to bounce out of here. Ray, thanks for coming on talking to me, sharing your Mexico stories. I never know how to say goodbye too right now and then in Mexico. Like when we finally left.

Yeah. I didn't know any Mexican, Mexican, Spanish words to say goodbye, adios or whatever. But I want something powerful. So I go, Es Bonita, which is your beautiful. And so like our lady, I was like, Es Bonita. It's probably not a great outro Just like right now I don't know how to outro this You can I mean you can use that outro if you want That's an interesting one

But let me like have you share your shoutouts Where people can find you listen to you first S listeners Es Bonita Bobby Bones show Monday through Friday 5 to 10 a.m. Oh crap really? And then Soor Losers Podcast

You can check it on the YouTube And also all the places you listen Sisson Ray Mundo on Instagram and X if anybody still does that. Okay. And you? Yeah, you can follow me at WebGroll Morgan.

I have a new podcast out. I'll take this personally. This past week I had on my good friend Julia Cole. She talked about breaking off her engagement. I talked about the breakup, probably the last time. We are, hey, as Ray said, I did a cold plunge moving forward. Yep. Let the waves crash over me.

And that's it for me. So, Ray, end us out on your best mego comment. Yeah, I was actually in the podcast today. I was going to try to integrate, take that personally. Now you remember? Now I just remembered. So that would have been funny. Damn it!

Just remembered I was going to do that. And then, yeah, so this is how I ended it. So our lady, she was basically our waitress. When we went to breakfast, she was our waitress. I mean, she fed us enough mimoses to float a boat. Okay. She was a great waitress. Amazing.

And so attentive, so sweet. Tipping her every day. I think we threw her five. ones, the final day. I mean, just blessing her life. Five ones. Yeah. But didn't have the outro.

And so I just go, I was great. Oh, oh, la, signarita. Oh, good morning. Oh, you know, everything was perfect. And then I just go, Signarita is, vamos. Me, uh, Susan Reimundo is vamo. Sinaita,

a bus, as aeroplane. And then I look at her and I just didn't have the outro and I go, Signarita, es bonita. That's it. Bye everybody. She was beautiful and she'll never see us again. But that's not the outro I needed. No, that was perfect.

That was great. But then she was sad. That's what I'm saying. Even though I was a big, dumb American, I feel like we affected her way in our life in a good way. But the goodbye was so bad, just like it is right now. It was great. But then you just tried to recover it with nothing.

You should just let it be. Just say it. And that's just what we end on. Es Bonita. And then hugs and. No. Just say, es Bonita. I needed one damn goodbye word.

for Mexico. Say adios. But that's what everybody says. Okay, just do it. Dude, do you like a good... Because there's no other word of goodbye in Spanish. That's what I'm saying. I still haven't learned the goodbye word that's like a powerful peace out and it's still in the moment and I still don't know. What's peace out?

Look it up. Say peace out in Spanish. This is what I needed. I have never seen you so upset about something. Because it's still affecting me two weeks. Paz Fiera. There you go. Paz Fiera.

I don't know if that's pronounced correctly. All right. Cizum Riemundo is Morgan, Estados Unitos. That's the best bits of the week with Morgan. Thanks for listening. Be sure to check out the other two parts this weekend. Go follow the show on all social platforms.

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