The Bobby Bones Show - Best Bits: The Best Challenges of the Year with Morgan and Special Guest Lunchbox!

Episode Date: January 1, 2022

Happy New Year! Morgan and Lunchbox spend the first day of 2022 celebrating with all of you! They talk about their favorite challenges from 2021, discuss the things they’re excited about in the new year, and Lunchbox complains about some of the challenges. Plus, they discuss some odd foods, make some confessions, and Morgan details her college Greek life. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Terms apply on covered repairs. It's the best bits of the week with Morgan number two. What is up, y'all? Happy New Year. It's January 1st. I cannot believe we are already in 2022. If you're listening to this, Happy New Year's Day or maybe happy after New Year's Day.

But either way, we are in 2022. And right now, instead of breaking down the best bits of the week because we have been out on holiday vacation, I am breaking down the best challenges of the year 2021. And I got my dude lunchbox in here with me. Oh, happy new year. Were you about to sing the happy birthday song and realize? No, no, I was going to say, and a happy new year, but I wasn't going to say Merry Christmas because that's way past. Like, it's a whole week ago. So now that it's a happy new year, like I can't believe it's 20, 22.

Yeah, where did the whole year go? It went fast. Don't blink. Oh, boy. You know what I'm saying? When lunchbox starts singing, we get lost. You know who sings that, right? Yeah, that's Kenny Jesney.

Yeah. Well, I just didn't know. Is it? Yes, it's Kenny Chesney. But, I mean, it's crazy to think the last two years I feel like have, maybe this is, I hate doing this. I don't want to sound old. Okay.

Are you going to sound old though? But I think I'm going to sound old. Okay. It's a. how fast the years go by when you get older. You're not wrong. The last two years have absolutely flown by. I mean, the first one was COVID hits and it was a little weird.

It didn't feel like it was flying because you felt like you were locked in your house for the first six months. Mm-hmm. But it also flew by because you were locked in your house for six months. So you saw nobody. I mean, it felt like the same. It felt like Groundhogs Day over and over. over again. That's Tim McGrath. Nellie, but over and over again. It did feel like that the pandemic,

like I keep referring to the pandemic as this past year because we're still in it. Yes. But really the past, the pandemic year was 2019, not 2020. Ooh. No. Yeah, because it hit in 2019 when we were actually in lockdown was 2019. Right? No, 2020. Because this year was 2021. No, no. I don't know. Yeah, yeah. Because my second son was born in 2020. He was born on February 19th, 2020. And then nothing was happening yet.

Nothing was happening yet. And then 10 days later. See, I think it's like two years ago. See, that's what I'm saying. My time of reference. No, but that is two years. That's what's crazy. Now it is.

Yeah. Right. And so, yes, because then we had the tornado hit our neighborhood 10 days later. And then like a week after that is when COVID hit. You're right. And we went into lockdown. So my poor wife was stuck. at home with a year and a half year old and a newborn and didn't go anywhere.

I at least came to work. We really got lucky in that aspect because we, as far as lockdown for work, we're really only locked down for about a month. Right. And then we are back to work because we were considered essential. Which I find that incredible to say that I was an essential worker. Then if you wanted to question me where I was going, oh, sorry, I'm essential. I'm not sure we are, but we can.

put it there. I mean, I don't, I guess because we make people laugh. Yeah, because we're on the radio. Radio was, and most people assume radio's news and stuff, right? So we were considered an essential worker. Yeah, and we definitely weren't news. Gosh, but my, my brain is going to keep getting messed with if we keep discussing the time frame of the years. But that's what I mean by feeling old and like, I can't believe it's 2022. Happy New Year. I know. But time seems to be absolutely flying. Which is crazy. Speaking of flying by, you're going to be surprised when I count down these best challenges because I'm like, we did that this year? Because I don't remember.

But we did. Okay. I can't even think of any challenges that we did. The only one I know is it's going to be number one because it was number one over my kid being born. So that's the only one I can think of. All right. Well, that's a solid guess. We'll see if it makes that list.

Lunchbox, you will remember this one fondly. You drank a turkey and gravy. Jones Soda. I do remember that. That was a Thanksgiving thing and they come out with it to make it. I don't really understand why you would ever invent turkey and gravy

anything besides a turkey and gravy sandwich or on your plate. But Jones Soda, they're known for creating limited edition in these very bizarre flavors, right? And so we spun the wheel. Spun the wheel and of course the wheel hates me. It landed on you.

Like there are magnets behind that thing. I am convinced that every time we spend that wheel when they want it to be me every once in a while they'll take the magnets off because then it'd be too obvious but nine times out of ten that stupid wheel lands on me and which is crazy to me I thought that wheel and I would have a better relationship since it came with us when we moved here like I have used that wheel for 15 years and so I thought after a while like it would start picking on the newer people because no one's really new anymore because everybody's been on the show for a while now but no it consistently messes with me.

So are you saying right here and now you have a conspiracy theory about the wheel? Absolutely. Like I don't know what it is. I don't know if it's weighted wrong. Like they unscrewed something to make it lean one way. But it consistently lands on my name over and over and over again. Back to Nellian to McGraw. Some listeners would argue that it's the karma you put out into the world that you keep getting the back to karma back.

Yeah, and I guess it really doesn't land on my name because when it lands on your name, usually you're, we play it different ways each time. I know. But that's depending on how we do it. Magnets are on, magnets are off. They tighten a screw. They tighten a screw. I think you're just unlucky.

I think is the situation here because that wheel is all about luck, right? Just like a lot of things in games are about luck. I have a feeling you just kind of have some not great look. I wouldn't say I'm the luckiest person in the world. No, I wouldn't say that. I wish I could claim, oh, I'm so lucky. But no, I'm not really. Like I think about it, I'm like, I get pretty unlucky a lot.

Well, okay, so let me ask you something, okay? So we can talk about this challenge all day because it's hilarious to watch you chug it. I made you get down on one knee like you're supposed to. You did a smearing-off ice challenge, yes. Because that needed to happen. But if you could try a food in like a different form, think about this for a minute because I want to talk about something. There's something that I love that I, until I was writing this question totally forgot about,

it's space ice cream. Okay, so when I used to go on field trips for school. To space? No. Oh. There was, um, it caused something. It was, like, a place that you'd go and you learn about astronauts and space and everything. It was one of our field trips during school.

And one of the things you were able to get there was space food to, to get the full experience of what astronauts do in space. So you went to NASA? No, I wish I went to NASA. Oh. That would be really cool. It's in Kansas. Somewhere in Kansas. Okay.

Um, and they had this space ice cream. that you could buy and it comes in a package and it's totally condensed and you think ice cream like you know like what we know it's not it's literally like dried ice i think i've had this before and it's literally all in one and it comes chocolate strawberry vanilla all in one and it's like you bite into it oh and it feels like it's like it's like dry ice but it's flavored it is so good like i would eat it on earth well you were on earth you were on earth i know but i'm saying by choice i would eat it on earth. So you would go to the grocery store and buy it. Yeah, if they had it. But they don't sell it. Because the whole point they make it that way is because of gravity and

everything, right? They make space food differently because of the way they have to eat up there. And so this was made differently. And I love space food. I figure they don't sell it to normal folks like us. Normal folks. Well, like at the grocery store. Because it's probably too expensive. I would bet so. It has to be really expensive to make space food. I mean, I think when I bought it on these filter was like $12. So yeah, that would make sense. I didn't realize that they made their food differently because it's going to space. I don't know if that's still the case.

This was, gosh, 10, 12 years ago. Yeah. You know, maybe things have evolved since then, but it's still, it still has to do with gravity. I feel like they should be able to sell it at the store because, I mean, we still have ice cream of the future that never became the ice cream of the future, dipping dots. Oh my God, I love dipping dots. But I don't understand why everybody. Fucking love dipping dots.

Does everybody love it because it's, it's, says ice cream of the future. I didn't even know that was the thing. I want to be part of the ice cream of the future. And guess what? Future's here, folks. Dippin dots still ain't it. No, I never knew that was even the thing. I just freaking love Dippin Dots.

Like we had so many of them. And of course, over time, like a lot of them went away. But there's one at Opry Mills in Nashville. And every time I go to Opry Mills, if I have to shop, I get Dippendots. I love it. It melts in your mouth. It's like a little thing in it just like melts on your tongue. Yeah.

And you know what you did? You gave me the chills a minute ago. why? When you said you bit into the ice cream, oh my God. So bad chills. Yes, bad chills. Like, I cannot bite into cold things, like, at all. Like, I have to lick.

Like, I can't bite ice cream. Well, this isn't cold. What? Yeah. It's literally, it's like, it looks like dry ice, but it's just like, it's like in a square form. I wish I could explain. No, I really think I've had it before.

When you said it, I pictured a square kind of. It's not cold. It's literally just like warm. lukewarm? Well, see, I don't know if I want my ice cream lukewarm. You would think not, but I'm telling you, if you ever get a chance to try space ice cream, it is delicious. And I, and maybe this is just a memory that I have from a kid. Right. Maybe it wasn't as good as you think it is because as a kid, you think stuff is really good. And it turns out it's terrible. I know. But I'm just going to live with the fact that it was really good.

Okay. We'll just go with that. So if you could try food in another way, or maybe like, you know, maybe it's something in drink form like you did in this situation with the challenge. Or maybe it's having something from drink form to food form. I don't know. If you could try something in a different way, what's your favorite food? Oh my goodness. Well, I love enchiladas, chips and salsa, fajitas, but I don't know what form I would want those in. I don't think I'd want those.

Would you ever drink them? That's what I'm saying. I don't think I want a fajita shake. That sounds absolutely disgusting. Makes me want to vomit in my mouth. I was like, like, would I like a smoothie turned into a muffin? Maybe. Maybe that would be good.

Yeah, like a blueberry mood. Blueberry movie. I was trying to say moody. So I don't know because I guess I'm not that creative with food. Like I go to a restaurant and they have all these different combinations. I'm like, how in the world did you ever think this, this and this would go together? But then it's good. Right.

Like you go to these restaurants. And some of them are like, oh, would you like a Rugal on your pizza? And I'm like, what? Why would you put salad on your pizza? And then it says, also, you can top it with an egg. And I'm like, what? How disgusting. Why would you put egg and salad on your pizza?

And I'm like, you know what? Let me try it. Oh my gosh. Whoever decided to put egg and salad on a pizza is a genius. Like how do they think to do this stuff? I would never think about mixing those two. Actually, those three. Because nowhere on earth does that sound like,

they go together. Pizza, salad, egg. You know what? It's thebom.com. It is so freaking good. I've always said this about food and I will continue saying it. Food has always been the one thing everybody can agree on and it's the one thing that continues to innovate and we love it for it.

Like if food keeps evolving, I'm here for it. I will keep eating and trying all the new things that people put out. I agree with you because I got to give people props because you always create new food. And that's what's amazing. Like, as a kid, I used to have a grilled cheese sandwich, right? With an American single and white wonder bread, right? Very classic.

Correct. But now I eat Gouda and apple slices on a wheat toast, and it's a grilled cheese, and it's amazing. Oh, grilled cheese with apple? Yeah. That sounds good. And Gouda cheese instead of, like, listen, everything like, my whole game stepped up. You had no idea that Gouda was a cheese or Swiss was a thing. Swiss was a thing. I just thought it was those

Velvita or the craft singles, the ones that you unwrap with the plastic. Those are only two cheeses I knew of when I was a kid. Right? You know, the, I think it's Swiss cheese. It's one of the ones. It's the holes in it. Yeah, but my parents used to call it, I don't, I don't think it's Swiss. It might be something else, but it's another one that has a hole in it, and my parents call it vacation cheese. And we'd only get it when we go on vacation. That's funny. That's really funny. For my entire life, I'm in my 20s, I thought it was called vacation cheese.

So when I went to the store and ordered that, they're like, we don't have that. And I'm like, Dad, what is vacation cheese? He's like, oh, this is, that's just what we call it. Like, this is the real name of it. Well, wait, you were older and you went and called it vacation cheese in the store. Listen, everything has weird names. So I'm like, I went. How old?

Like, were you like 20? Oh, yeah, in my 20s. And you ordered vacation cheese. Yeah, you know, when you go to like the deli and they like slice it? And he's like, man, we don't have that. And I'm like, yes, you do. My dad always gets it here. Oh my goodness.

That is hilarious, embarrassing, and it reminds me of my wife. When she was like 16 or 17, she goes to the grocery store and she had a debit card. Right? Yeah. And they were like, oh, would you like cash back? And she said, yeah. And they're like, well, how much would you like? And she goes, how much do you want to give me?

And they're like, well, no, no, like, how much would you like? and she was like 20, 40, 60? And she was like, I mean, 60 sounds good. Like, and they're like, okay. And she's like sitting there and she go, they go, well, do you want cash back? She says, yeah, I want the cash back. I mean, why wouldn't I? She didn't realize that they were asking her if she wanted, she was going to take it out

of her bank like, you know, pay $60 extra and they would give her $60 cash. She had no idea. She thought it was free cash. And she sat there, she said, for probably seven minutes. Like going, yes, I want the cash back. And the guy was like trying to get her to say an amount. And she was just like, I wouldn't even just say an amount because I was like, I don't want to, if he wants to offer me more than I say, why would I limit what he's going to give me?

She had no idea what it meant. And how old was she when this happened? 17, 18 years old. Okay, so older. I think she was like going off to college so she got a debit card. Gotcha. And that's the first time she used it was at the grocery store and the person starts offering her cash back.

and she was just like, this is amazing. But that takes me to my story where I am an idiot. And I did not realize this until I was probably, oh, I don't know, maybe in my 20s. Okay. Okay. I like this confession time that we have going on. Well, yeah, once you admitted vacation cheese, it brought up some memories. Well, and we also threw the wife under the bus.

We did throw the wife under the bus. That was a great story. It was a great story. But I would always hear on the radio. Oh, disabled vehicle, Mopac in 360. Disabled vehicle on I-35 at Runberg. Okay. And in my head, I was like, man, why do disabled people break down all the time?

Oh my gosh. No, you didn't it. I thought they were saying that the people were disabled. So I was like, they have the worst luck. Like they are disabled and then their cars don't seem to work because they always break down. And I don't know why I thought that, but they would say disabled vehicle. So I thought that was someone that was disabled. It was their vehicle.

Does that make sense? Oh, yeah. No, it makes sense. That is an unfortunate word to use for vehicles. I don't think they use that anymore either. They probably don't. And they probably don't call someone disabled. I don't know.

I don't know if that's the proper term. But that's what they said on the radio back in the day. And I really thought, man, that is crazy that the disabled people break down as much as they do. Like, I've never heard, you know, healthy dude breaks down or healthy car brake. You know, it was disabled vehicle because the vehicle is disabled. Like, it broke down. Got it. Such unfortunate wording. Golly. I mean, I was feeling so bad for people. Like, forever. I was just like, dang.

Well, I think that goes to show to, too, all three of these stories just go to show that, like, our life experiences are what teach us a lot of things, right? Yeah. Like, if people are super naive, you can. tell. They haven't had a lot of life experience. You can tell because you're like, how do you not know what that means or how do you not understand this? And then you're like, well, I was once that person. So I really can't say much. My buddy Russell, okay, smartest dude, one of the smartest dudes I've ever met. He went to Stanford. Yes. Went to Harvard law. Oh, yeah, big school. Okay.

Okay. Smart. Smart dude. We were watching a fishing show back in the day on ESPN. and he was like, the dude would cast and catch a fish. And he was like, dude, when we go fish, because we'd fish, you know, and he was like, we never catch that many fish. He catches one every time he casts. And I was like, Russell, that's editing. They edit that because you're not going to watch if you're sitting there for 30 minutes and he doesn't catch a fish.

He goes, no, dude, every time he casts, he catches a fish. He was absolutely convinced. He was convinced that. that they were catching a fish every single time. He was adamant, and we argued about it for at least 45 minutes, and finally we just decided to agree to disagree, because I'm not one to give up on an argument, and he is not one to give up on an argument.

And as one of the smartest people that I've ever known, I still can't believe he thought that every time they cast, they caught a fish. Yeah, well, because he was never anywhere close to television anyway. Well, either was I. We were 12. I mean, yeah, but you probably had something in your life happen that caused you to find that information out, right? No, I just watched it and I was like, there's no way he catches one every time because nobody catches one every time. You were just very informative at a very young age.

I mean, I was just very intelligent. I outsmarted the Harvard law guy. What up? That's what I'm saying. But if you guys were about 12, then he wasn't that Harvard law guy yet. You're correct. But I would like to go back now and talk to him and be like, hey, Russell, So can you admit that you're wrong?

You should find out if he still feels that way. Well, he obviously probably doesn't, but he probably doesn't even remember the argument. He probably doesn't even remember why does that argument stick out in my head? Because I was just so blown away that he could believe that they caught a fish every time they casted that dang line. I do feel like if we can make a podcast out of just that of things we thought were one thing that we grew up to realize we're totally different. Yeah. I feel like everybody has at least a few stories.

Like flipping your eyelids? like this. Oh my God. Make it stop. Yes. My sister can do that. Yes. Yeah.

Like I used to say, oh, if you have that and someone hit you on the back, it's going to get stuck that way. I can't even love you to talk. You got to put it back down. It's down. Okay. But I believed them. So anytime I'd do it at school and someone getting nearby, hurry and knock it down. Yep.

Or all the lies our parents told us. Oh, lots of lines. Sitting too close to a TV, showering when they're storming out, all the different things. No, I think that one's real. The stormy one might be. I don't know. I can't decide which lie is real or not at this point. See, that's the thing. The parents tell you so many things, you're like, hmm, maybe that's still true. I don't know. But yeah, that is it. And so back to the food thing, I still don't know what I'd want in a different form.

That's right. But we went down Confession Road because it was more exciting. Yeah, I just don't know. I'll leave you with this. Maybe taco ice cream. No. Savory ice cream. People have been digging fries and ice cream. I don't do the fries in ice cream. Like people that dip their fries. And Wendy's Frosty, you're disgusting. Like, you need to have your head examined.

I go to Wendy's just for that to get fries with a frosty. And I dig it in there. Another thing is, I just don't like fries. Fries is the most overrated thing on the planet. Oh my gosh, you're like my boyfriend. We had a discussion of fries or hummus. He chose hummus. Hommis.

And you know? And I didn't even know what hummus was. There was like 2% of people that agreed with him. Can I tell you something? I didn't even know what hummus was until I started dating my wife. I never heard of hummus. I was like, what is this? We went to.

You love hummus. It's really good. All kinds of hummus. Yeah, there's all different types. But I mean, she ordered, like, we went to some little Greek place. And she was like, I will take the hummus. I said, the what? I didn't know what it was.

I mean, I was, what, 30 years old? And I didn't know what hummus was. No idea. It's a newer food. So I'll give you credit for that. Yeah, I mean, within the last 10 years, I would say. Okay. At least to my knowledge, it's.

That's what I'm saying. I had no idea what it was. You would love my dad makes a homemade hummus. And it's so good. It's like a red pepper homemade hummus. It's so good. Sounds good. Yeah. Sometime I'll all get the recipe to make it for you. Yeah, maybe this new year, since it's a new year, I'll try something new and I'll try making it.

Yeah, you should. It's so good. Homemade hummus is incredible. Okay, bring it on. But before we get into the rest of these challenges for the year, you and I did a few challenges on TikTok. We did. So just to, you know, go back through with memory lane, we slapped each other with tortillas. Oh, yeah, that was a good one. We ate bananas with no hands. Yeah, and I dominated that one. slid a frozen turkey at each other. Yes. Bowling. Don't forget the other one.

Water bottle blindfolded. Boom. That was the one. That was great. And then we did a bunch of dances, which are considered challenges. We did wall challenges. We did some. Oh, yeah. We tried to do that one where you squat down and get up and that was stupid. So which one was your favorite of our TikToks that we did? Ooh, the slapping tortilla was pretty great. Hilarious.

And the water bottle was pretty good. So basically both of the ones that we seriously injured ourselves. Yeah, because I think that's more fun when you're dodging. But there was a lot of dances that I, I mean, enjoyed that I was terrible at, but I felt like I got better. My, my, what do you call it? Luciness, lucid. Your rhythm? Yeah.

Yeah, maybe. Your rhythm got better over time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're getting there. I'm getting there. We still got a lot of progress. Yeah, I still got to hit some yoga to get some stretching in because, boy, unflexible. But that's a family tradition.

That's a hereditary thing. We'll continue to work down that. Yeah, what was your favorite? Yeah, what was your favorite? Yeah. gosh, I feel like the tortillas was the best one. Mostly just because who thinks

of slapping each other tortillas. Right. And that was a trend on TikTok and I was like, what are people doing? And I was like, you know what? We're doing it.

Yes. Oh, you know what? My favorite one was actually. It was when you were seeing how many marshmallows you could catch in your mouth. Oh, the prank. And then I threw the egg at you.

That was pretty good because, I mean, a raw egg cracked you right in the teeth. Didn't think about it cracking your teeth until after. because people were like, it could have cracked her tooth. Didn't think about that. But that was hilarious.

Honestly, I still don't feel that way because an egg isn't that hard. Because here's what's funny is it had to hit perfectly for it to explode. And it hit perfectly an exploded egg. It just like a little bit of my teeth and then landed on my tongue. A raw egg just hit my tongue. I mean, hey, some people eat that for breakfast. My boyfriend does. Excuse me?

He's one of those guys. Yep. He eats them sometimes because. Does he know he can die from that? No, he doesn't eat enough of those But like he's literally gone From like 7 a.m. until like 8 p.m. at night Personal trainer so he's working all the time and he trains

And he never has time to eat So one of the things that he eats in the morning is oatmeal And fry because he doesn't have time to cook him So he just eats him and he goes he needs protein How many raw? Does he just crack him in a cup and eat them? I don't I don't know Or does he just crack it back?

I'm not there so I'm not entirely sure I just know he does that That is pretty disgusting. Yeah. I don't think I've ever had a raw egg. But he would tell, I mean, he's pretty intelligent when it comes to like what's good for your body and stuff and he still does it. So he must know. Yeah.

Okay. I mean, I believe him. I mean, I don't know what's good for my body. I just listen to other people tell me, oh, hummus is good. Okay, I'll eat hummus. Right? We just listen to other people based on what's healthier. Yeah, basically.

I mean, one day I hear that, you know, eating or drinking a glass of whiskey is healthy. Okay, well, I have a glass of whiskey. Next day it's don't drink one. more than one glass a week. Okay, which one is it? I don't know. Listen, if it makes you feel good and it helps you for the day and it fuels your body, go for it.

Whether it's soul food or healthy food, right? Yeah. You just go for it. Or space ice cream. Space ice cream. Or dipping dots. I know. But make sure you watch our challenges that we did on TikTok.

If you haven't happened to see any of those, we posted them on Instagram too, but trust me, we had a year full of TikToks and we got more coming this year. We're not stopping just because it's a new year. I got new year, new challenges. It's not new year, no more challenges. That would be a terrible slogan. No, it's become a very fun thing for lunchbox and I to do, though we don't have a lot of time to do them. That's the problem. We need to designate a day. We got to figure that out. See, I think like a good podcast puts out their podcast on the same day like this best bits comes out on Saturdays. So people know when to look for them. So I think we've got to have a day because people like if you randomly put them out on a Wednesday and then the next week you put it out on a Thursday. But then that takes the fun out of it because it's like, oh my gosh, I needed this today.

You're right. So many people comment that. It's a great point. You know what? Take back everything I said. And no. And it's like a surprise. It's like, surprise.

Who doesn't like surprises? Hey, we're back. We might have been off for two weeks, but we're back. Yeah, exactly. So yeah, I think that's it. And people need to send us challenges. Really send them to you because I don't really check. I'm so, I mean, listen, three kids, it's hard to check stuff.

Like you'll even send me. You don't even check your Instagram half the time. Right. You're right. I'm like, all right, I'm wrapped up. I can't. I don't have time. It's so, like, you get home and I'm just so,

Zzz, it's crazy. You're a busy bee. Because sometimes you're like, hey, did you practice that dance? I'm like, not I forgot all about it. So let's practice right now and I'm doing it. It's hard. It's hard. That's also why you're not getting a better lunch.

But new year, new me, maybe I'll find more time. Okay. Deal. Well, you guys make sure to go watch those challenges. And right now you can hear lunchbox, take the unfortunate loss, and have to drink a turkey and gravy Jones soda. Number seven. I have a bottle of Jones special release turkey and gravy soda.

Oh, my God. It looks like old beer. Dirty water is what it looks like to me. Here it is. Oh, my goodness. So we're going to do one spin. Oh, no. If it lands on you, this is your bottle you have to the end of the hour to drink.

Does anyone want to volunteer to drink it? No. No. And nothing ever good comes when this wheel comes in the studio. It's just like... I think we were done with this wheel. Everybody's day just goes downhill. Oh, don't do that.

I feel like I lose more than anybody else on the wheel. It's pretty close to me and you. I would say, me and you are pretty neck and neck on that wheel. I feel like they found the spots. I know it's going to land. Right. And they're putting on me and you in those spots. I agree.

Because I think we're on the same spots every time. and is that true? Why would we be? Well, I don't know. Okay. You can watch this on our Facebook live. Are we doing? One.

One. Whoever lands on is drinking it. Okay. Thank goodness. Okay. You better not be saying, oh, my goodness. Well, I just don't want to relive the spin. Like, hearing that spin, I have, like, traumatic stress.

Do you want to do a practice spin? Just one practice spin. I don't think we should waste it. No. No, just go. I'm not doing any of this. Just do it. No.

Why did you do that? This one doesn't count, but this is the practice. Oh, my gosh. Oh, man, who would have been? The person that would have lost would have been Mike D. Oh, wow. Let's count it. No, no practice, no practice.

Let's count it. Are you ready? This one's a real one. Oh, no, Mike D, you're safe then. You're good because it's not going to hit you twice in row. It never happens at night. We have a bottle. And on the bottle, you can see the liquid, and it's like dirty yellow.

It's gross. But there's a big turkey and gravy. So is this like Coke, like a caffeine drink? It's carbonated. Yeah, like a soda pop. Yeah. It looks awful. Okay, here we go.

Let's spin that wheel. Oh, man. Oh, man. Hey, turn that. I can't do a thing. It's right here. I can't even look. Oh, it's cold.

Amy, it's right on you. Lunch box. Of course. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. Yeah. Why does this wheel hate me? I told you guys this wheel hates me.

I mean, this is, I mean, and you watched it. We had it live up on the stream. Oh, my gosh. I'm going to smell it. Oh, there's the carbonation. Oof. It's, it's like, it's like if you were to reach in the back of your car and pick out a bottle, and you realize, oh, somebody peed in that. Oh, Craig, great.

Yeah. That's what it smells like. That's what it. That's the feeling of when I smelled it. You expect to smell like pop coke, and it just smells off. All right, buddy. Just give us that first drink You can walk over there and have some of it

You can chug it if you want But I'm curious at how it tastes Jones special release turkey and gravy soda That is your name All right let's go It has not been your day No it hasn't been my day It never is my day

When is it gonna be my day Here we go He's smelling it I'm just curious it may not be that bad I bet it's bad. Take a drink. It could be Thanksgiving in a bottle. He's swallowing it.

Oh, that's bad. What on earth? What's that sound? What is that sound? It tastes like cleaning fluid. Do you taste the turkey or the gravy? No, it has a weird taste. I don't even know if it's...

Cleaning fluid. Yeah, you know, like when you spray something like cleaning... Like when you clean the table with like windex or window. With windex. You can just taste it. He's not thinking straight well. Taking a second drink. He has to drink that whole thing.

Yeah, but no turkey flavor, no gravy. No, it's just something. No, I don't feel like it tastes like Thanksgiving? No. It doesn't put me in a good mood like, oh, yeah, here's the turkey and gravy. That's not a good supplement for supply shortages. For what? Well, people are worried about what they're going to serve on Thanksgiving.

They just have a soda. Oh, this is be, yeah, it'll save the cooking a lot of time in the kitchen. Yeah, but if it doesn't taste like it, then. All right, you can go back to you, unless you're going to chug it, Do you want to try to knock it down? Chug. Chug. Chug.

Chug. Chug. Chug. Chug. There we go. Chug, chug. Oh, he quit. Oh.

Weak. A weak. Amy. Can't you open your throat up and just like send it down? No, I'm not good of chugging. Never been able to chug. You do shots all the time.

I can do shots, but I can't. I've never been able to chug. I'm just telling you guys, I'm not a good chugger. Not even a beer? Yeah. Got to get down on the knee. Get down on a knee. Chug, chug, chug, chug.

Chuck, Chuck, Chuck, Chuck. There he goes. Don't stop. Don't stop, can you drink it all. Go, you got this. There he goes. You can do not come down. Do not come down.

Go lunch box. Let's go. Oh, boo. Wow. That's terrible. He's, I can't do it. Okay. Oh, you get in a trash can.

I'm not going to puke, I'm just going to burp. Well, usually what happens after that. Oh, my goodness. I know that feeling. I know that feeling. It's awful. Oh, God. Can you do? Why do people do this stuff?

One more shot. Come on. You want me finishing it now? Yeah. Chuck. Chuck, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug. He's not, chug, chug, chug. Amy's doubting you. Don't stop.

Amy's doubting you. Good job, buddy. That's what you got to do is talk a little trash to him and then he'll do it. Yeah, don't hate Amy. This is it great. Okay. Okay, okay, we're gonna make people sick. All right, go sit down in your seat.

I'm just telling you, people, don't buy, don't, don't, don't. Oh. Stop. That is so gross. Oh, I have like secondary vomit happening myself. That was disgusting. Oh, no. He's leaned over the trash can.

He's leaned over the trash can. Ew! Oh, this is awful. What do you rate it? Probably three. A three? Out of five or ten? I know out of ten.

Oh. Goodness gracious. No, not three out of five. We always do out of five. Okay. Well, why don't you throw them the trash and walk over to your seat? It's taking the trash can with them. It's the best bits of the week with Morgan number two.

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We spun the wheel and somebody had to try it. The Darian-Durion. Lunchbox, do you remember how to pronounce it? Daryan. Dary-eat. Daryan. Daryan. Daryan.

Daryon. Whatever. You guys understand what I'm trying to say. Whatever. Right now, you can hear a spin the wheel, and I had to eat the stinky fruit. Spoiler alert, it actually tasted really good. I would eat this if it wasn't expensive and it didn't smell. Number six.

All right, this is the world's smelliest fruit. I smelled it before the break. It surprisingly was as bad as advertised. Because I thought, okay, we're going to do a bit. Well, hey, wink, wink. It's stinky. But no, it's bad. In my eyes water a little bit.

It's called a durian. It's a spiky odorous fruit native to Southeast Asia. And how this came about is I was given an article from the show called, would you eat it? And they had a chef, a kid who's seven, and a dog all eat this as a bit to see what they thought. And I thought, oh, it sounds like a great bit for us, too. I didn't even know this fruit existed. It does look like a sea creature, doesn't? It's all spiky. Yes. So we have a wheel here. There it is. All of our names are on the wheel. If it lands on you, the first time you can buy

your way off the wheel for $50. $50. Wow. And that will be a charitable contribution to St. Jude. Wow. But the second person that it lands on, if you don't want to buy your way out, has to actually eat it. Okay. Hey, let Amy smell it, Scooba, if you'll walk it over to her. I'm, oh. Is it sharp, pokey? Yeah. It is?

Yeah, it's like a secret. You said it's like a secret tree. Okay, Scoobo Steve's walking into Amy. Don't, just take a small wish. Just go. Look that way. Go. I mean, it looks like a brain.

Oh. That is gross. And it looks gross. It smells like a sweaty sock that's been forgotten about. That's what the internet said. Like a sock that's been forgetting. Like, oh, I forgot that was there and I worked out. It's kicked it to the dryer.

It really does smell like that? Yeah. Yeah. You want to take a little sniffy? Yeah, I do. A little sniffy whiffy? Here, I'll go to it. Oh, God.

Now it looks like a museum exhibit. We're walking up to it. The inside, like, I don't even can't. Eddie's all up in there. Oh, he likes it. Corona. I can't smell anything. Oh, that's right.

Eddie had COVID. No, I smell the hint of it. And what I smell does smell kind of like dirty sauce. We forgot you don't have all your smell back. I have to get my nose in it to smell. Should Eddie be taken off the board? No, I can taste. I can still taste.

But the taste isn't the scary part. I mean, it smelled terrible. I just had to get my nose in it. Okay, here we go. This first spin of the wheel, you can buy your way out of it. Ready? Here we go. Let's spin that wheel.

Come on. Yes. Mike D. All right, Mike. Enjoy. Mike D. Will you be buying your way out of it? Are you going to eat the Dorian?

I will eat it. Oh, okay. Wow. Is that how you say it, a Dorian? A durian? So how do you eat it? It's already cut? Yeah, you just, now I've opened up the lip.

You just go in there and grab. There's a lip. That's disgusting. There's seed pockets, and there's multiple different fruits in each seed pocket. I peel back the lip for you. Can you come help us? Yeah, sure. Because we'll probably do this with more than one person.

Oh, what? Why? You just said. We spend the wheel once and someone eats it. Yeah, come on, man. Now you're making it totally different. Amy, in life. What?

Sometimes you have to pivot. Yeah, I understand that. Yeah, it's just situational. I know. Okay, we have this thing. Can you see it on camera right now, Eddie? What does he do? Does he need to fork?

Yeah, that might say. Very cool. You can just grab with your hand. Oh, oh. My hand? That looks disgusting. Yeah. It looks like inside of a pumpkin.

Yeah, or a body. Oh, good description. It looks like a scrambled egg almost. It is yellow like a scrambled egg, but pumpkin texture instead of pumpkin. All right, Mike, grab it and go. Oh, he's thinking about changing his mind. You want to buy out of it? I mean, I kind of do now.

This looks disgusting. I didn't see the inside of it. I thought it was just going to look like fruit. No. It looks like an alien. It does. Do you want to buy out of it? You know, if I still can, I would like to buy my money out of it.

Wow. All right, he'll donate 50 bucks to St. Jude. There we go. Oh. Oh, great. If I still can, I want to buy out of it. In the second spin get to buy out? No.

That's it. Okay, I'll tell you what, second spank about it for a hundred bucks. Okay. Oh my God. Okay. Hey, it is. What it is?

I didn't know there's a fundraiser, but here we go. Let's spin that wheel. Oh my gosh, please no. Come on. Come on. No. No.

No. Yes. It's me. Eat that fruit. I will buy out of it for $100. Oh, come on, bones. I said it before we spun. I know.

But. I will buy. Now St. Jude's made $150. But think about the people listen. They want to hear you eat it. The next one to buy out of it is $150. Stop, this is already out of control. All right, here we go.

Let's spin the wheel. No, no, no, no. Come on. Come on, please, please, world. Please, world, please, world. Go, keep going. Like, what? Morgan number two.

You have the honor. I don't have $150 dollars that's been on the donation. What? Take it to the face. Take it like a spoon. Take it to the face. Take it to the face. Take it to the face. Take it to the face. All right. This is called. Duryan. It is a world's smelliest fruit. Stick your nose in there. You smell it? Oh, yeah. It does not smell good.

You can grab just that piece right there. Grab that piece. It does look like an alien. Pull it out of there. It's so slimy. How big of a piece do you want her to eat, bones? That's good. She's getting a chunk. Oh, that's disgusting. Eat it. Take it to the face. Take it to the face. Take it to the face.

Oh, what if it's amazing? Ooh, she likes it. Okay. It tastes like a pineapple. It does. It looks like a banana. A banana. It sounds delicious.

So it smells bad. It looks bad. But it tastes good. She's eating more. Wow. Oh, man. Y'all just spent $150 for a banana. We donated.

Yeah, it's like creamy. It kind of tastes like yogurt? Yeah. You like it? Oh, yeah. It doesn't look good. Like, don't look at it. Just eat it blindly.

That's what Caitlin does with me. She doesn't look at it, but she just kisses it. Yeah. She's like, I'm not going to look. Oh, man. That's not true. Where do you buy this, Scoop, Steve? You can buy this at any Asian market.

Like 99 ranch is very popular in the West Coast. Any kind of World Marketplace. Where'd you get it here? I got it here at KSW World. on the west side. Like a world market place? Yeah, they're expensive. This was $27.

What? One fruit? So it's a delicacy. These are like usually $5 a pound. So this is a smaller durian. Wow. Oh my goodness. Yeah.

So it's really good. Okay. Well, so we learned it smells awful. Yes. But it actually tastes pretty good. Okay. Morgan can't get enough now. Yeah, I kind of want to eat the whole thing.

And Mike, we lost money. Well, you need to because it was $27. Yeah. Don't let a bite of that go to waste. Yeah. It's the best. of the week with Morgan number two. We did a fun experiment this year back in June.

We all put our favorite hobby that we had in a hat and everybody had to draw one out and pick up a hobby. I had to do diamond art, which came from Eddie. Okay, listen. Terrible. Very tedious job, okay, that I had to do. What did you have to do for Miami lunchbox? I had to bird watch because, cuckoo, Amy, cuckoo, cuckoo, coo, so I had to go out there and

watch the birds. And now in January 1st, have you bird? bird watched at all? Well, no, they all went south for the winter. So no more birds. No more birds. I mean, I guess there are still birds because I still have bird crap on my car. So there's some birds that toughen out. I don't really understand that like, why do only some of the birds go south? I don't know. You're going to have to ask them. You can't ask a bird. See, that's what I'm saying. Like Amy started losing her mind thinking the birds were talking to her and the birds

were her friends. Hey, whatever makes somebody feel good though, right? Like, you just got to do it. No, it's like thinking the ant pile outside is your posse. Like, I mean, that's... Listen, when I was in quarantine, I found a snail and I got really excited. Quarantine me, it's crazy, okay? That is so weird. Like, I never... I was literally sitting on my porch and a snail came up, and I was like,

I've never seen a snail before. I had the full shell and everything. I was like, this is awesome. I mean, my kids get excited when they find roly-pullies, but... See? You just have to be excited about certain things. Yes, I understand. Like, if you see a rare bird, like, cool, like, okay, but you're not, I'm not going to

sit there and like, man, what bird's going to come today? Oh, here comes Warbler. Willie the Warbler. There's a movie about birdwatching, by the way, which is hilarious. I've watched it before, and it's actually a really good movie. You watched a bird watching movie. Well, it's like a comedy. It's about them being bird watchers, but it's with some big actors are in it.

Seriously? Yeah. You're going to have to tell me the name of it because I'll tell you a TV show that I watch that you're going to be like, what, you watch that sounds so the detectorists? It's called The Big Year. It's on Disney Plus. And it has Steve Martin, Owen Wilson, and Jack Black in it. Wow, that does have a lot of big people.

It's called What? It's called The Big Year. Okay. And they're birdwatchers. It's hilarious. It's comedy. Maybe I'll check that out. It may get you into this other side.

Probably not. But let me tell you, a show that you need to watch that is hilarious. The detectorists. Are you saying that correctly? The detectorists. Okay. Yeah, it's two guys that are like, they're detectorists. They go out with their metal detector and they try to find stuff.

It is hilarious. Like it is so... What is it on? Hmm. Good question. You don't know what you're watching it on? Is it on TV? Yeah, I watch it on my TV.

We're not going to go down this road because we're going to be here a while. But it might be on Hulu. Okay. I'll look it up for all the people because... But let me tell you, it is such a dry humor, just so simple show. But it is, it's British. Detectorous. It's on Prime.

Amazon Prime. That's where I watch it. It's a BBC series. It's from the UK. What's that, what's that rating though? It's so good. On IMDB, it's 8.6 out of 10.

Boom. It's pretty high. That's what I'm saying. Like, it's so ridiculous. All right. You think, oh my gosh, how interesting can be metal detectoring beat? Well, that's what I thought with this movie. I was like bird watching.

What? But it is so fun and I enjoy it thoroughly. Like, I watch it. just like, this is a good little show. Like it's just creative, it's simple, it's funny. Okay. Detectorous. You guys check that out.

It almost made me get into metal detectoring. Oh, you should. Just for the heck of it. Everybody should always have more hobbies. I don't know. I don't need more hobbies. I don't want to buy a thing. Why not?

You need hobbies. You need 30 minutes of a break away from the kids. Go do some metal detectoring out in the neighborhood. Yeah, I think my neighbors would think I'm a little. Like Amy, like, Amy, like, do you think Amy's neighbor? Do you think Amy's neighbors think she's crazy when she's out they're talking to the birds? Maybe, but who cares?

If you're happy, you do it. Yeah, that's true. That's a good point. If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. All right, y'all. Thank you for singing me out. You guys can hear us talk about picking up each other's hobbies and how it all went

down because Ray had to go boxing with me. I had to do Diamond Art lunchbox with bird watching. It was a whole thing. And Bobby got to watch an amazing TV show. True, from Lunchbox. So listen to that now. Number five. This hat has everyone's hobby in it.

Or at least a hobby they want to share with the show. And so you'll draw someone else's hobby and you have to do it for a week. Oh, boy. So it's 20 minutes a day for five days. You got to do their hobby. Okay? Okay. I will draw first.

You better hope you get birds. Everyone is put in their hobby. We know what Amy says. It's birds. I have drawn Oh no What is his hobby? Oh yeah, come on.

Oh, you saw it? Oh my gosh, you probably get to nap or something. This is amazing. No. Oh, it's okay. I have drawn lunchbox's hobby. Yeah! Let's go!

Where I have to watch Teen Mom. Oh, no. I have to watch an episode of day. How long is Teen Mom? 30 or an hour. It's an hour. But if you want to do it, you can do Teen Mom or 16 and Price.

I'll do teen mom. It's written here. I'll do it in 20 minute chunks for five days. Wow. I'll do teen mom. That's terrible, man. It's terrible. So what we'll do is we'll do Sunday, Monday. We'll do Sunday on. So do it on Sundays so we have to talk about on Monday. Okay. I cannot believe I have to watch teen mom. Okay. That's your hobby, huh lunch? All right. Amy, lift it up where your head. Draw one out of there. Read who it is first. Okay. Hey, Moondell. hobby is? Watch the weather channel.

Yay! That's awesome. That's brutal. I mean, I guess. Ray, you like to watch the weather channel? I really do. My dad used to do it when I was a kid and it I guess passed it on to me. I really enjoy it, especially when the storms start coming in different parts of the country, it's fascinating. All right, next up, Eddie? All right, give me that hat. Eddie will draw. There are still a few of us left here.

And by the way, I'm not short of hobbies, by the way. I don't have a lot of time in my life, but we're going to do this. Yeah, four kids. Here we go. Bobby. Bobby's hobby is listening to Razorback Daily.

What is Razorback Daily? It's my favorite podcast. It comes on every day. No. What are they talking about? Just Brazierback sports? Anything in Razorbag land. It could be baseball.

It can be gymnastics, softball. Oh, gosh. All right. So every day, it's about a 20-minute episode a day. You have to listen to the Razorback Daily. Hey, who knows? Maybe I become a big hog fan after this. Lunchbox, you're up.

I don't know who's. left. I'm left. Oh, God. You're lucky. Come on, Amy. I hope it's birds. Please let it be Amy and the birds.

It's not let it be me. All right, here we go. I got it. Lunchbox is drawn a hobby. He will. Who is it? Amy, you have to feed birds in your back door. So you should probably get him some sort of like junior varsity bird feeder and some bird feed.

Yeah. I can bring him all the supplies he will need. Including a bird chart. And you give us at the end of the week, give us like a bird minute. Yeah. Lunchbox, this is going to be the best thing for you. You're going to love it. Sure, sure.

This is the hobby hat. Let's go over to Morgan number two. Morgan, you have drawn. Eddie's. What are you a five-year-old? I have to do diamond art. You're welcome. You're going to love it.

So what's diamond art? So they come with little diamond beads or whatever, and it's basically paint by number, but with little diamond beads. So you can pick Morgan number two, whatever you want to create, and it's going to be beautiful. Are you going to get to the diamond beads? Sure. Okay.

Sure. And finally, Ramundo. Last one. It is Morgan number two. Boxing. Oh, he has to go boxed off. Every day. Let's go.

Give me some gloves. I'll box lunch right now. I think he can even like shadow box it. He can put some gloves on to his house. Well, at my apartment, I have a bag. I just need some gloves, though. Oh, that's cool. We can make that happen.

Your little girly gloves ain't going to fit these right here. Okay. These are sausage. Okay, big guy. Ew. Which part of that was gross? It seems like a lot of that little girly, big guy, sausage hands. Like all those could have been interpreted.

It's creepy. Yeah, all. Okay. Starting Sunday, we'll do everything for 20 minutes a day. We'll come on with a quick report each day, okay? All right. Eddie, I hope you enjoyed the Razorback Daily. Lou Piz.

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But you and Raimundo had to watermelon crush with your thighs, right? Oh, yeah. You did not succeed. Ray did. There's an asterisk by that. Why do you think there's an asterisk by this? But go ahead. I'll explain what you're, you want to finish interd.

I mean, I can tell you why there's an asterisk because Ray. sat up there for about 20 seconds trying to crush it and he couldn't crush it. Okay. And then we put a time limit on it. So he got that extra time. Me, I had the time limit only. So I didn't get the extra 30 or 45 seconds before to kind of try to crush it. If he would have had the only the 15 seconds or whatever it was, the time limit, he wouldn't

have got it. This happened back in June. You're still holding on to this. Yeah, I'm still holding on to that because everybody's like, Oh, Ramundas crushed the watermelon. You couldn't. You're not really a dude. And I'm like, no, if you listen to it,

he got a whole 45 seconds to a minute before sitting there trying to crush it. And then finally it wasn't working. So then we implemented the time limit. So he only got that many seconds longer. Well, the problem is he already had the 60 seconds before that he was already trying to crush it. So you think if you would have had another minute. Yeah. You could have done it.

Because you heard, if you listen, you hear it on mine. I just couldn't get it all the way out. And then he went up there and he finished mine off, but I'd already cracked it. So everybody's like, he cracked your watermelon too. No, I already cracked it for him.

Like, let's not act like I didn't crack it. Like it just didn't, the juices didn't come flying out. Didn't get it all the way because I ran out of time. That's what I'm saying. So yes. Well,

you know, you know what I would like to say about this. Yeah. I'm pretty disappointed that I didn't have a chance to try this. I feel like I could have accomplished it. Why didn't you say something? Why didn't you stand up for yourself? Well,

it kind of became a male battle. And I was like, listen, I don't need to hurt any egos today. Because I really, I listen. Let's be real. You probably wouldn't have done it. Since I played softball, I've always had very strong thighs. And I feel like I could have done it. I understand you have strong thighs, women power.

You're a strong woman. I get that. But let's not, like you were cracking a watermelon like Ray and I. Let's just relax. I don't know if I could, but I think it would have been fun to try. We could have probably got you a baby watermelon. Listen. You could give me going to be funny to try it, regardless if I could get it or not.

I feel like I could. A big watermelon, I don't even know if you can get your legs around it because you're so short. That's possible. But still, I just feel like if I would have had a chance, I might have been able to do it. Yeah. And I feel like. I'm not confident that's 100% but I feel like I could have done it. Yeah, and I feel like I could have become a doctor if I would give them the chance. But, you know. Oh, boy. Listen. Like, I thought about it. Maybe this is something we have to put to a challenge again. You can see if you can do it in two minutes. And I see if I can do it at all. Yeah, I mean, I really think they gave me like eight seconds. Like, okay, that's realistic.

So that's why there's an asterisk by this challenge. You got to put an asterisk by this challenge. You know, it's sort of like Barry Bond's home run record and asterisk by it. Well, listen, I was just like putting together this whole list. And I like, looking back on our year, this was one of the ones where I was like, this is really funny. And it was super underrated. But I'm like, we had so many more challenges than the ones that I've listed. And I was looking back on this entire year and I'm like, I don't even remember that happening.

I am impressed. That's what I was going to say. I don't know how you remember all these. Oh, I had to go back through the website. Got it. I remember what I wrote about on blogs. Okay. Because I was like, man.

Listen, I do good just day to day to remember what we're doing. Ding, ding, ding. Because I have people like, you meet listeners. They're like, oh, you said, do you remember when you said this last week? I'm like, no, I don't remember doing that. Don't remember talking about that. Don't remember any. There is so much we talk about, A, it's hard to remember everything.

B, I think parent brain is a real thing. I used to think it wasn't, but I definitely think it is now. Okay. Like I think things. No conspiracy theory is there. Because you're like, oh, yeah, right. Okay. You're just parent.

Like you forget things. But all the time I forget things now. And I'm like, huh? We talked about that? No. Sorry. Yeah. Kids, you know what I'm saying?

That's my excuse. I mean, I think that's fair. Well, if there's a challenge that does stick out in your mind, is there one you wish you could have done or that the wheel would have chosen you on like I don't even remember any of them let me remind you of some that that are may still be on this list though we haven't talked about why yet if they're on the list don't do it well okay it's okay listen these aren't spoilers these happen like months ago you're right you're right the chocolate covered cicada do you wish you would have ate that I would have like to try

that okay I don't mind that see like we said about food I would like to try that because it has to be good if people are eating it some protein in the chocolate um and you tried the world sours candy I did do that quickly um Eddie did a wine tasting, that would have been cool. It's always fun when you get drunk on the show. I don't like wine. You don't like wine at all? No.

Not like rosé, not even like sweet wine. Don't even get it. Don't get it. Dang. And you tried the world's hottest shot. So listen, I had it written down here to ask you if there's a challenge you wish you would have done, but I think you did pretty much all of them. Yeah, I know.

Do you wish you would have tried the world's stinkiest fruit? You said it was really good, so yes, I do. Yeah. I feel like you would like that one. Like, I feel like you would eat that in your normal life. Yeah. The dungeon? Duryan, Darian.

Whatever. Whatever. But yeah, no, once you said it was good, I was like, man, I wish I'd have tried that. But I didn't get any of it. So whatever. So that's fine. No, no regrets. No, no regrets.

You know, I live with no regrets. You live with no regrets. That's right. That's what you've got to do in life. No regrets. Oh, man. Okay, well, you know. You still hashtag yolo?

Is that still a thing? No, that's not a whole thing. Oh. I think you can still say it, but like most people don't. Really? How does Yolo come and go that quick? Yolo's a... Playing words come and go very quickly.

Yeah, Yolo should have stuck. Yolo. I think it's still part of it, but it's not something that's considered cool. Oh, well, then I'm going to stop using Yolo for now on. I mean, I'm not seeing the kids on TikTok using Yolo. Well, what are they using? Not anything like that.

I'm pretty sure if they heard us say that, they'd be like, wow. Oh, dang it. All right, well, guys, just so you know, 2022, Yolo is out of my vocabulary. there. Yolo is the last time I'm going to say it. No more yolo for lunch was. Yeah. No more yolo. He may be living that way, but. I ain't going to say it. I got to get that tattoo removed. Dang it.

What are slang words? Do you like any of the new ones? I don't know which ones are the new ones. Lit was one this year. Lit is a great one. But I've been using lit for a long time. Yeah. I'm trying to think what were, let me, let me Google real quick to see if you like any of them. Yeah, please. Or the slang words of 2021. Let's see. Dope. Extra. I use that. I don't ever use extra because I don't really know anybody that's extra.

No, but like you could just say a situation is extra like this is super extra. No, I don't feel that one. Salty. I do you that. Salty. I like that one. You salty. Yeah.

Someone's salty. Snatched. Don't know that one. Yeat. What is snatched? You want to know what snatched is? Yeah. I want to make sure I say this correctly.

So I'm pulling up that. I don't know that one. I mean. Yes. So I haven't watched the MTV. It's a compliment. So like if somebody loves your shoes, they'll be like, those are so snatched, which I've never used it in that context. Yeah, no one's ever told me that about my clothes or my shoes or anything.

Dang it. Yeah, the hoodie that you wear everyday lunchbox is so snatched. Okay, see, I feel it. See, that's what I'm saying. Listen, it's the same hoodie. You come in, you come in with different clothes, but then you put the same hoodie back on. Right. You know what?

It's freezing cold in there. Like, I try, but it's just like, it's so cold. I can't help it. I get it. Our studios kept cold. So, hey, no hate from me. I just, I needed a minute. I felt that loud, that snatched joke.

That wasn't funny. Yeet is one that I love. That came, that became popular from. Oh, yee, yee, yee. Oh, that's all skeet, skeet, skeet. No, that's skeet. Oh, man. Yeet is like, yeet.

Like, it's excitement. Okay. No. Finsta, which is a fake Instagram account. I don't have that. My friends have been having Finsta since college. Why do they have fake Instagram? They're like,

People I know. Why do they have fake Instagrams? People would have Finstas because like it used to be where social media was like a bad thing when you were applying for jobs and stuff, right? So if you wanted to put out like actual stuff to your friends, you had a Finsta where your friends were on. And then you had like an Instagram that was to the world. Okay. That's unreal. Listen.

Hey, it also may be a way that your children when they grow up, I don't have hidden account from you. No, my kids. They're not going to need a Finsta. I'm just saying they may have a hidden account for you. Period. Like period with a T. Like you're making a point. That's stupid.

Just say period. All right. Flex. Oh yeah. Flex. I get that one. Lokey. I use that one a lot.

I'm low key. Low key jealous. Lokey. Yeah. That's all that is. And high key. High key. No,

no. There's no high key. It's something you really want to emphasize. Loki's like, low key, can't wait. But high key is like, I high key cannot wait for this festival.

But low key, why say low key you can't wait for that festival? That means you really are, you can't wait for it. Well, like if you're, If you're trying It's the same thing as high key.

The example is like, I low key can't wait for the school year to be ever. Like, nah, that I'm telling my parents that. Right? You're not trying to put it out there in the world. Okay.

No cap. It's like no lie. Yeah, I know that one. I'm dead, which is true. I use the dead. Yeah.

I don't ever use emojis. Yeah. I don't understand how people, here's my thing. People spend more time trying to find that emoji and find certain emojis. I mean,

Like, I just post and get the heck out. Like, how do you have time to scroll through emojis to find the perfect one for every picture? Okay. Well, that drives me insane. Lunchbox, that's a testing to your age because, like, I can quickly just pop it out real quick. It's not a hard thing for me to do. No, no, no. But if you're not using one, you don't use all the time, you're sitting there searching

and looking to see which one fits perfectly. Yeah, no, but I can scroll through those really fast. Like, it doesn't take me that long. You're thinking it takes me like minutes. It takes me seconds to find it. Right. Okay. But seconds.

Every picture. So you're wasting hours a year looking through emojis. No, maybe minutes a year. And not even that because I have my most used one. I typically just use one of the most used is right there. Got it. I'm just on an emoji dude.

Yeah. Yeah, I know. Slay. Yeah, it's killing it. Lay, Slay. Spill the tea. Oh, I like spill the tea.

Yeah. You better have receipts, too. I know that. That one. True. Straight fire. That's good. Gucci.

That's legit. Oh, you're shook. You're totally. Yeah. Totally just disrupted. Thrown off. Throne off.

Netflix and Chill was still one. That is not still one. Yeah, it is. It was amazing. And I don't even think it's Netflix and chill anymore. Netflix is in the young generation. I feel like it's Hulu and Chill or Netflix is still popular.

Incredibly popular. Really? Mm. Yeah. I think it's like. Stan, you're a stand of something. No.

I'm a BTS Stan. A what? A BTS is K-pop. What is Stan? And Stan is like that you're a huge fan of them. Not just being a fan.

No. Like why would you make the word longer? It's a blend of stalker and fan. Why would you make a... Do you understand what a fan is? Yes. A fan is a fanatic. I know.

And it's the same thing. No, Stan is taking it up a level. Why would we make it a longer word than it already is? Because it's taking it up a level from fan. Fan is like, hey, I just really enjoy them. No big deal.

Stan literally. Fanatic does not mean I just enjoy them. Listen. But Stan creates stalker and fan. So it literally is taking it up an entire notch from fan. Okay. No, it's just called stalker. Then there's suss.

Yeah, your suspect. Suspicious. Yeah. Turt. Bay. Bay is stupid. Fomo. FOMO is the same.

It's been around for generations. Still being used by Felicia. Still being used. Okay. All right. That's like, oh, chuggy. I can't ever say that one. No, chuggy doesn't work.

I don't know what that means. No, chugie is like when something's out of style. Chuggy. I've never been able to say that one, so I still don't know. Yeah, yeah. No one's going to tell me I'm chuggy. I know. Okay.

Well, there's that. We got a little recap of 2021 and slang words. Wow. How do you feel? That was lit. Yeah, okay. On that note, on that you want to spill some tea from last year? Now lunchbox is going to try and use all these words.

All right. You guys right now can hear Lunchbox and Raymundo. Do you think we have any stands that listen to this show? Oh boy. Watermelon crushed with their thighs. Here you go. Number four. We built the stage over here. And on the stage, we've got towels, we've got trash bags, and we've got two big watermelons. And so Raymundo and Lunchbox will walk into the studio now, and we will see if you guys can smash this watermelon with your thighs.

We're talking about it on the show because there was a world record set by someone. They did a bunch of them. and say, hey, I'll give you guys some cash. So, Ramundo, if you can do it, it's $75. Lunchbox, if you can do it, it's $100. Yeah, yeah. Ray Mundo, you're up first. Since you were the first one to be called under the carpet here.

Here he comes. I would say these are pretty average to large watermelons. Yeah. They're not too big. Yeah, but they're not small. But they're not small. Ray, which watermelon would you like? This one right here.

Let's go, man. Why are you sitting on the ground? I thought that's what we're supposed to do. No, you stand up and you do it. Oh, I think you can do it however you want. Anyways, the expert way to do it is sitting down, y'all. And this is also, as a wrestler, this is your strongest position. Taking you back to your wrestling in high school days?

Yeah, I mean, this is actually just a person, I'm imagining. There was a lot of times where I would pin people just with my legs, not even using my arms. Really? Yeah. Dead serious. I mean, I don't know how I can just make that up. I wish you that I already... The world record holder did sit down and do it.

Okay, yeah, yeah. That's what I'm saying. If you're standing up, I feel like, I don't know. I feel like you might even go to the bathroom on yourself. Like, because you're in that position. That's probably not the best thing to do. Are you ready? I'm ready.

Is it timed? Well, we're not going to sit here all day. I think you're going to tap out if it starts to hurt or you're going to get exhausted. Look at his little feet. They're crossed. Like, is that a move? What's a shoe do you wear there? It's like 10.

No, be honest. 10. Yeah, right. Yeah. That's like an eight and a half. That's like a three. No, it's not a three. Okay.

Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, right, right, right, three. That's at least a nine. Ray, you were a nine. Those size ten. Oh, I don't think so. Look in that tongue. UK nine, US, 10. So eat it.

Okay. Ramundo is on the ground. He has a watermelon between his thighs. This is for $75 in cold hard cash. I'm gonna go like this, actually. All right. Okay. Okay, ready.

Three? Just two, two, watermelon. One, go. Oh, he's going to get it. Oh, no, he's not going to get it. Yeah, this is going to explode everywhere. That does look like a wrestling move. It's something like, I try to do like a figure eight and then you just got to do it like...

Yeah. Go. Oh, it's actually... Okay, hold on. I'm going to give you one minute to do whatever you want, but we're in the time. Here we go. And go. Yeah, I'm liking this side better.

Go ahead. You just lock it? You lock it? Yeah, he might do this. I felt some stuff on the inside gurgling, so I'm just locking it, and then I'm going to twist like it's a person. Come on, right? Oh, I hear it. Oh, he's...

So close, I hear it. Yes. This thing's ready to eat when it comes out. I'm telling you right now. Ray, did you ever kill anyone when you're wrestling? Hey, ambulances were called. Let's go. Okay, here we go.

He's doing it again. Well, I got time left for what? You have 35 seconds. That kind of takes your breath away a little bit. Come on, right? Dude, that was awesome. I was absolutely drenched right now in the crotch, y'all. Wow.

I could feel it was coming, and then that's when I just humped it and gave it that one little last thrust. You didn't hump it. Oh my gosh, you were right. I went everywhere. I went everywhere. Let me get my Venmo up so I don't forget to hit right with this money. Yeah, the waterboat almost hit the production equipment over there.

I shot that. I told you guys it was going to go everywhere. That was amazing. Is this why Scoobis Steve texted all of us, seeing if we had a tarp? Probably. Hey, the towels, we definitely shot it short. We needed something bigger. Well, Ray Mundo just made himself $75.

Woo! All right, way. All right, Ray, I'm sending it to you right now. All right, I'm out of here. I'm going to go dry off. Doing a watermelon emoji. Good job. Take your watermelon.

Peace out, you guys. Boom. Hey, 75 bucks is now officially sent. There you go, buddy. Nice work, Ray. Do we need to play a song, clean up for lunchbox and come back? Yeah, let's do it. Give me a minute here.

Yeah, let's do it. Okay. A woman broke a world record by crushing three watermelons in less than eight seconds. And to watch her dominate these things is wild. Now, Ramundo just sat down and crushed a big watermelon with his thighs. It took about a minute. It was awesome. Ray, nice job.

You made 75 bucks. Do you still have watermelon on your crutch? No, I got a pretty well dried off. I had a security guy help me out. What? Wait, huh? Did he want to? Did he have to?

Why? Lunchbox is now walking onto the stage. Lunchbox, you're up for a hundred bucks here so you can do this. Ray cost himself some money there. So are you ready to sit down? Yeah, I am. And I got to tell you, as a former cross-country runner, I wouldn't have thought about sitting down, but Ray, with his wrestling background, thank you for going first because you gave me a little, what do you call that, a blueprint?

A diagram. Because I'm ready. Okay. I kind of want to see you stand and squat and try to do it. Well, I don't think I'd be able to do it, Ray. I don't think you would. I think Ray was right. And Ray locked his feet, too.

I'm going to lock my feet, don't you worry? I'm going to lock it up. All right. Here's lunchbox. He's sitting down, he's putting the watermelon between his legs. All right. He's crossing his feet. The watermelon is going in between his two knees.

Guys, that weighs 100 pounds. That weighs 100 pounds. The watermelon is now in position. I need to be more flexible. Don't squeeze until we give you a time here. Oh my gosh. I can feel it. You can feel what?

I mean, it feels like giving birth, I think. Like, I think this is what women feel when they're giving birth is like this, this urge to push, and that's what I got. All right, five seconds, and you have 60 seconds to crush the melon. Three? I get how long? Two, one, go. You have 60 seconds.

Oh, he might do it. I hear it. He might do it. He might do it. He is squeezing. His head might pop, not the watermelon. Oh, my God. That hurts the thighs.

Yeah. He's squeezing, he's turning his body a different way. Looks like he's got a... Come on, you son of a gun. Oh, what is this? The devil went down to Georgia? I'm the best that's ever been. Oh, he's squeezing hard.

We're at 25 seconds. If you didn't take a break, take a break. Oh, yeah. Hold on. You have, okay, 30 seconds now. Oh, I hear it. Come on. I hear it.

Oh, I feel like you. Come on, baby! Let's go. Come on. I see the head, lunch. I see the head. You see the head. It's crowding.

15 seconds. It's crowding. 15 seconds. Keep pushing. Hurry. Oh. 10 seconds. Come on, lunch.

Come on. Five seconds. Get out. I guess the baby will just live in there. Yeah. Just. I can't get it out. You didn't it.

It is dented. It looks like a pickle now. Like a cucumber. Sorry, buddy. Do I get 50 for the dits? You don't. You don't. He's worn out.

I thought I had that, man. Good to run, though, buddy. What do you want to say? Oh, man. I want to say, props to Ray. I think mine was a little thicker. And, man, I'll have to train.

I'll be back next year. Ray, do you want to break this one for fun or are you done? Ray, come break it for fun. Do it, Ray. Ray. Ray. Ray. I mean, I went out on a high note and it was very difficult.

Do I get extra money or is this just for the show? Yeah, yeah, yeah, Pam. Wait, no, you get some money. It's funny to watch it and explode. Yeah, bones, come on. I'll give you the other 25. Okay. Okay, let's go.

Ray, Ray, Ray. Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray. It's not cracked? Here we go. All right, Daddy's back. Daddy's back in. Show him how to do it, Ray. Oh, you put it in there.

I told you. Well, you didn't dominate it like I'm about to. Oh, here we go, Ray. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Let me get, let me, I want to record this. All right. We ready. And three, two, harder to lock.

One, go. But it's all about this. This little crusty you ain't got lunch. Let me show you how daddy does it. Oh, yeah? Go ahead, Daddy. He pulled himself off the ground. Oh, come, yeah, see?

So it's this. Oh, you said that a minute ago. It's this little thing, and I got a little more something that you don't got. It's right here. Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray. Hey, man.

That's awesome. In your face! It was already dented for you. You're welcome. He's right. There was a little something you didn't have. Ray is 2-0. Nice job, buddy.

Oh, I'm sorry. I love to talk. Wow. I already did it. I'll pay you the rest of the cash. I'll get $12.50 to that. All right. It's the best bits of the week with Morgan number two.

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Now, I am not proud of my performance in this area, but we did some Old Dominion karaoke. When I say Old Dominion karaoke, we actually had Old Dominion in the studio as the backup band. And Ray, myself, and Amy all had to compete and try to sing

Old Dominion karaoke, and I'm just telling you right now I did not do good. I did good at first and then I didn't. I had FOMO in this one. Yeah, you weren't here. Yeah, I wasn't here. I was having a baby. Why would you have FOMO for your baby? You're out with a baby? I know, but it'd be still cool to sing with Old Dominion. Yeah, that's true. I feel like this could come back in another way. That's a pretty lit experience. Oh boy. Yeah, I told you. He's going to start using all the words. Okay, you guys can hear us attempt to sing and see who won.

I'll tell you right now, I took last place. That's fine. I still love Old Dominion. They still have my heart. Number three. They have a new album that's out today called Time, Tequila, and Therapy. It's 13 tracks. I hope you check it out.

They perform two of the new songs today. It is, it is, m's chef's kiss good. I always say that. Couldn't say it any better than that, could I, Amy? No, it's really good. I try sometimes. It's that good, yeah. What we're going to do now, though, is we're going to do a little karaoke competition with members of the show with Old Dominion serving as the band.

Yeah. Now, Ramundo won. He chose Amy to go first, Morgan to go second, and him to go third. You guys will also be the judges. And judge on ability to keep up with a song, vocal ability, passion. Like, it's just all-encompassing. It's like an overall five. Are we doing like Olympic scoring, like one to ten for each contestant?

I think at the end you just do a little huddle and pick a winner. Are lyrics allowed or not? Yeah, of course. Do we have the lyrics? Oh, you're going to read the lyrics? Well, I don't know. I was asking, are they allowed? Everyone has a sheet.

Everyone has a sheet. Yeah. You got to take the lyrics with you. Okay. Up first, Amy. Here she goes. She's walking up to the stage. Yeah.

Now Amy has taken the microphone. Naomi, how are you feeling right now? Is it on? It's on, yeah. You sound great by that. I feel good. When this song first came out, don't want to brag. Because I know that these guys knew it was a hit.

Don't want to brag, but brag, go ahead. But I feel like I was one of the first people on it. I feel like you were too I remember your passion Thank you Thank you You're welcome I think we sent a fruit basket

Amy would you like No did yes They sent me a fruit basket Because I was so into this song She doesn't want to brag No bragged them Made of the hit No bragging

So the pressure's out Would you like to hear How it's gonna start Amy Yeah because I just want to do Yeah we need to like It'll be good for even Ray and Morgan number two To hear when to go in

So how will this start for her It's gonna go full intro Well can't yeah Okay We'll let you know I'll see if I feel it But this isn't the real one This isn't the real one.

This is just everybody hearing it. Okay. Okay, that's it. You got it. There you go. We'll do verse and chorus. Now, we need more from you, though. That's it.

This is how, no. No. She didn't want to give it away. Okay. I watched Matt do a warm up and that he does like side. He doesn't have him full on the mic. Oh. Amy, do you need a key from Matt, though?

Because you were not on. Well, I guys, I can't sing. That's a real. Plus, I can't hear myself. So I don't know. You can hear yourself come out of your mouth, though. I'm good. Okay, so give me a good, hum-a-mom-mom, like dough, do, do-ray-dough.

Give me the... She was not the tequila was real with the flow of you a bill. It's going to be bad, though. Okay, well, I'm just going to go for it. Okay, here she is, Amy, performing hotel key with Old Dominion as the backing band. Give it up for Amy! Okay, here we go. We couldn't even pronounce.

We were talking a little of a half an ounce. Tequila, which did you by. The following the feeling was real. Either one of us looking for three little words unless those three words would you not disturb. Checkout was still. Oh, no. Come on.

She at the Madonna Ma. All right, there she is. Amy, everybody. How do you feel you did, Amy? No, I missed check. No, I messed up on checkout. Was supposed to be noon, but we slept until three. That one is very, that's a tricky line.

How's it type? Is it S apostrophe P for supposed to? It is. Okay. I was trying to build an excuse. But we slept until three. And it's also, it's. She gave the mic up.

Great job. Hey, is there? No, you're great. Can I see the lyrics to that Rockwell game? Yeah. I've never listened to the lyrics. Is there a radio version and a? Yes, there is.

Because I've never heard. Well, it was down some street. We couldn't even pronounce. We were smoking a little from a half an ounce. I was like, so that's not the version that I've heard. the radio. What is it? What do they say on the radio? Well, we were stuck in the middle. Like, I was so, like, mad that we had to change that. But, you know, it's hard to, like,

change the lyric, especially one that's like that. But Trevor had the genius idea of basically saying, basically nonsense that just sounded like the same thing. Just, yeah, phonetically sent it. What do you say? We were stuck in the middle, loving every ounce. Stuck in the middle, love and every ounce, which means nothing. But that's kind of every ounce of, like, love. Alcohol. All right.

ounce of... I love in every minute of it. Okay. But when you said it, I looked at everyone, and then everybody on the band looked at each other like, how about that?

Oh, she said it. That's what I... She gets to sing the real version. But that's what I listen to is the deep cut. You get points because you're the real deal. Or whatever. Morgan, are you ready?

No, not at all. Not at all. Okay, Morgan, our head of digital... It's shaky. You were very nervous. We get to see in your hands. I know. I'm not.

Like, who knew? I'm on a microphone every single day, and then you get with All Dominion and all of a sudden, you start shaking. I know, my hands are shaking. Right? Are you nervous, Morgan? How you're going to feel all the time? Yes. Like, my whole body is shaking. Yes. It's like I was vibrating. Well, you know, we normally have a shout of tequila before we do this, so I don't know. I need one of those.

I need, yeah, time tequila and therapy. Do you need, Morgan, the intro, or do you feel like you have it? I mean, we already did it with Amy, so I feel like I can't have that, so we're just going to go And she went headphones. I did it, and now I'm starting to regret it. Okay, here we go. Here's Old Dominion with Morgan number two. One, two. We couldn't even pronounce. We were smoking a little from half an ounce. Tequila was cheap, but the flow we were feeling was real.

Neither one of us were looking for three little words, unless those three words were do not disturb. Chef Out was supposed to be new, but we slept in till three. But she kept the hotel key. slid in her purse I guess It makes her think of me And that Naird on her sleeves

And the clothes all over the floor We both know Okay You hit the part She missed and you missed the Gores I couldn't feel it To be fair though Hearts on the sleeves

And the clothes all over the floor That's a hard thing I don't know Do y'all feel that way? I'm sorry, you're the clothes I'm up with the floor We both know, I can do it. I can't see it, but I mean, when you first

started, was that, okay, well, more than I agree, that's a hard part. Our final competitor is Ramundo. Here he comes. Hey, these can be really easy. I didn't know those women, we're going to do that bad. Hey.

Are you calling your shot right now? I mean, they're messing up lyrics. They were off beat. I mean, I can at least pull that off. Okay. Here is. Last words. Ray Mundo, performing Hotel Key with All Dominion.

Yeah. Well, they went down some street. We couldn't pronounce. We were smoking a little from a half an ounce. Tequila was cheap, but the flow we were feeling was real. Neither one of us. We're looking for those three little words. Unless those three words was do not disturb.

Checkout was supposed to be noon, but we slept in until three. But she kept the hotel key So did her purse, I guess It makes her think of me And that night we left our heart on the sleeves And the clothes all over the phone You can't open that door and I'm open And she kept the hotel

Can't get the hotel kid How do you feel you did? I felt like it good That beat stuff is tough Yeah Do you feel like you won? I think I won Maybe Amy goes one

but Morgan really jacked it up, so I definitely got Zach in. Okay, okay, thank you. Raymondo. I don't know how you somehow started so, like, behind, and then... You wrapped it up in the right place. He started behind, got ahead of it, and then ended up in the right spot. He somehow landed it every time. Oh, this is going to be terrible.

There he is. Old Dominion is in studio. They're playing live. Now, you guys, talk amongst yourself, you know? I know who I would pick. Let us know when you come over with your answer. Trevor. There's history, you know.

Yeah. Enthusiasm. Enthusiasm. That counts for a lot. Everyone, go ahead. enthusiasm. Oh, they're okay. I mean, I mess up the lyrics all the time.

I forget the lyrics all the time. Trevor, we're bonded for life. Oh, Amy's now pushing on the judges. Eight hours at Disney together. Wow. That's almost disqualification. I don't think we got it. Who is in third place?

Third place, I'm sorry. I think we probably all agree. It's Morgan. Morgan in third place. I deserve that. I take that. I take it. Look, nerves will get you.

Oh, yeah, I was shaking. My whole body was shaking. You had a nice little, like, kind of rap thing going on, though. That was nice. But really, the wheels came off. The wheels came off. I lost it off. It was, it came off so much that we didn't know when to end the side.

Hey, you made a new song. We're going to skip second. It's all about first. Wow. Was first place, Raimundo, who someone said it sounded like cake. I need your arms around me. I need to be in touch.

Or Amy. Both were excellent additions as excellent as you could be. But I think we have to go with the history and the passion that Amy had. Amy, congratulations. Amy. I forget the words all the time, so it's okay. That happens. Amy, what would you like to say?

I would love to sing with y'all again if you'd have me. Let's go. Like live? Like right now? You want to run it? She's like, I see you're playing Cleveland on the 23rd. Is there any chance? Yeah, no.

It's my hometown. It was so fun. Y'all are the best. Thank you. The new record's out today. Time to Keela and Therapy. You guys stream it, but not until the show is over today. Be sure to listen to us.

and then go to Old Dominion. Yeah, of course. Of course. Congratulations, guys. You know, big fan. Appreciate you doing this today. And you guys, they only make great songs. I'm not even going to say all hits because they don't all get to be hits because they're not all singles.

But I'm going to say they're all great songs because I only care about records, like full albums from a couple of people. And you guys are definitely one of those entities that I enjoy. Yes, I think we had to do a segment on the show not too long ago where we had to pick an album that we love from start to finish. And I chose y'alls. He doesn't want to brag. Thank you. Hey. We gave your first place.

I can stop. No, I just remembered that, though, because, I mean, yeah, anyway. Thank you. Fun fact. Yeah, we take that as probably one of the biggest compliments we can get because we pride ourselves on the songwriting and trying to have albums that there are no skippable songs. So thank you for that compliment.

Yeah. Do you all, I have a question, too? Yeah. Do you all like your, because I love it, but I feel like I made a comment about shoe shopping once, and I felt like y'all were like, oh, wow. Like that song you don't like. Do you like that? No, we do like it.

Okay. You probably, I mean, maybe it was, it was probably we weren't set up to, like, play it or something. Oh, okay. Well, I don't know. I just, I'm sure. Because, you know, every artist, at some point, you just, like, move past a song. But that's the one that I listen to, and those lyrics are hard. But I feel like, they are so hard.

But I feel like I have that one. You miss one. You're off. Oh, yeah. Oh, you feel like you have them? Shoe Shop and walking down the street. Here we go. Help me.

Just lead me a little bit. Okay, if you remember. What are you doing? You doing the chorus? the street where your shoe shop and walking down the street yeah with the paten letters in your feet now I thought I had it but it's so good never around the round about took a boy up his house about his got a heel top top pop them up flip flop heads up up the penny lock over on the

sidewalk the leather boots made whatever you like yeah if your shoe shopping try me on Oh, besides. That sounds like when I try to rap along with songs and I only know like every third word. Well, it's been a minute, but I used to know every word. And that's when I got fixated on. I don't even know that I like, I just, I was determined to get every shoe you named. Yeah, yeah. I was too.

You know what? Wait, hold on. There's a new song. What on her? I'm not drinking my feelings. That'll be your new taste. Oh, yeah. It's the same.

And then you drink everything. We'll do it. We'll do a bit. And she drinks everything from that song during the show. Oh, okay. Yeah, come back. All right. Old Dominion, they got to go. But we appreciate you guys. Congratulations. One more time for Old Dominion.

Thank you. It's the best bits of the week with Morgan number two. A hot topic for several months after Ramuda brought this up on the show. He was talking about all kinds of cicadas and that they were basically going to take us over. But they never did. We did, however, get a chocolate-covered cicada and put it on the wheel. had to eat it. Thank goodness it was not me. But Ramundo had to go up in E1

and it was nice and crunchy. So I don't know that you totally heard the crunch in this segment, but you can still relive it. And you may hear a little bit of insect situation happening. Number two. It's time to eat the chocolate covered cicadas, which by the way, the example I showed you guys,

was the top layer, which wasn't cicada. Oh, what was it? That was just chocolate? That was just chocolate. They're actually shaped Like a bug? Like a bug? No. I won't be able to look at it. Here.

Oh, wow. That's literally, it's just a whole cicada with chocolate over it. Okay, so we have a wheel. We'll spin the wheel. If it lands on you, your name comes off the wheel. Last one standing is the loser. And you'll eat a chocolate-covered cicada here on the air. All right.

Why is it Mike D's name on here? Oh, good question. He's vegan. Okay. Oh. We got a vegan and a vegetarian taken off today. Today. Okay. Okay, so it's Amy.

Amy Lunchbox, Eddie. All right. Scoo, Steve, Ray Mundo, and myself. Okay. Can I get a keto exemption? No. You've already tried that, Ray. Yeah.

Can we get that off my name to start? Here we go. You want it to land on your name because then you're taking off. Oh, come on. Let's spin that. Let's go, baby. Amy is off. Yeah. I did not want to be dramatic about this, so I'm so thankful.

Amy is coming off the wheel. That almost got to me. I thought it was going to get to me. Man, I manifested that. We're all manifesting it. Your manifest is no more than ours. Your manifest is so strong. It landed on me.

It did. You're right. You got it. Amy's off the wheel. Who do y'all want me to manifest for? Me? Me, please. All right.

Who do you like to finish? The person who is last up has to eat a chocolate-covered cicada. Let's spin that wheel. Yeah, come on. Oh, that's looking good. Looking good. Look it good. Scuba.

Stupid. Is that who you manifested? No, I mean. She manifested for Bobby. I did, and I almost landed on him. Scoot was coming off the wheel. I know where my bread is buttered. Oh, good point.

Sounds so weird. You butter Amy's bread, Bobby? It didn't work. Hey, what are you know. Splinting to do. Yeah. All right, here we go. Oh, my gosh.

It's down to three. No, four. Bobby Lunchbox, Eddie Ramundo. One of us four will eat a chocolate. covered cicada. 25% chance. Let's spin the wheel. No, no, no, no.

See you suckers later! I'm out of here. Where are you going? It's been taking off the wheel. Yeah. I lose more wheel things. No, I lose more wheel things. I love this wheel, though, today.

That's a good-looking wheel. Lunchbox is so excited when he yelled, spit came out, like he drooled out of his mouth. Yeah. Because I was getting my mouth wet for the cicada. I thought I got to water. it down. Let's spin the wheel. Oh boy.

Come on, baby. Come on, baby. Come on, baby. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. He is off the wheel. Eddie is off the wheel. Yeah. Hey, what did you say? See you, suckers. Yeah, where are you going? I know where. Exactly. Oh, man. Okay, so it's down to Bobby and Ray Moon down. Hey, before we spend this last time, Bobby, do you want to pay for someone to go back up and take your

spot? He's playing your game. I love that. I mean, to take my spot? Yeah. I'll take your spot for 50 bucks. Now you're selling yourself? Yes.

He's making money. I mean, I would do that, but the listeners are going to get mad. Yeah. Okay. So I won't do that. Because I for sure would do that. That was funny. But listeners will get mad, and I want to...

The integrity of the wheel. I believe in it. Okay. Ray, it's you and I. Anything you want to say? Not looking forward to eating it. I'm guessing it to me. I mean, honestly.

I haven't gambled in four months. I'm gambling now. I'm losing. Okay, here we go. Let's spin that. Last click, like Willa Fortune. That's awesome. Yeah, there you go.

Okay, so step right up. Raymondo. Raymondo. Come on in. He's walking in the studio. Up for grabs. One, chocolate covered cicada. Look at that.

That's beautiful. All right, buddy. Here we go. Slow motion. I'm doing over here. Right there. Yo, yo. Let me know if you got me on camera.

I got you. How do you feel right now? I mean, not looking forward to it, but definitely, like, channeling you on bare grill. Sometimes you just got to eat bugs and stuff like that. Like, it does look like chocolate, but I can see the cicada easily underneath it. So I'm not thinking chocolate. I'm thinking bug. Let us hear as you crunch it.

Here we go. Three, two, one. In his mouth? Go. Oh my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Why was that so crunchy? Ray?

It was really crunchy. Yeah. It's small part of it tastes like a Kit Kat. Really? Oh. Nice. I mean, I can feel the tentacles and stuff. Oh. You can feel the wings. The wings are tough to chew.

How did it taste? Decent. It wasn't God awful. If I needed to in like a pinch, I would eat that. So like if you were hungry. With a little bit of chocolate. In a pinch. What if we wash the chocolate off? No.

Spin it again. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. Hey, there he is. Ray Moon Do. He lost. Chocolate covered cicada, and now we know. And like they say, knowing is bliss.

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Cannot be combined with any other offer. Lunchbox, you guessed it right away. The world's hottest shot. You and Amy both had to take it. So it's not just Amy this time, though. It's both of y'all. I got added in. It's combined.

Yeah. So does that make you feel a little better? No, I'm still bitter that when it actually happened that this was number one over me having a new son. And because a new son is not a new kid. It's your third kid. So the third one doesn't matter as much. So when you have a- It matters.

Whenever you have a baby. Listen, if you start to get to like nine kids, I can't keep putting it at the top of the list. Question. So when Eddie adopted his kids, it became official this year. Was that number one on the podcast? It was, but that's also because we didn't have a challenge. Oh, that's weird because that's number three and four. What?

So, so him having three and four is more important than me having three. I get it. I mean, I get it. I get it. It isn't. And I'm very sorry. That's okay. You know, I mean, I will never forget it.

I regret my decision. 2021, the year that my kid became insignificant. Hey, now he knows how I feel all the time. He became number two. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Every time. No.

That's what I have to deal with. day of my life. But that's okay. No. Yes. Now he knows how I feel. He doesn't know how you feel because he's young and he doesn't understand. He will one day. He's going to listen to the podcast and he's going to be like, what? I was only number two. It's awful. Oh my gosh. I'm going to play that for him every year on his birthday. He's going to be like, what is happening? Just so you know. Dad. Okay. What was your favorite? What was your favorite? I mean, this one had to be the favorite. The world shot. Hot shot.

Yeah. Hot shot. And speaking of hot shots, did you know I'm going to Manhattan? You're going back to K State? My stomping grass? Yeah. For what?

I'm going to go watch K State in Kansas play basketball. Oh, that's going to be so fun. Yeah. I go party it up in the little apple. Yeah, I'm going to go party in a little apple. Yeah?

I have no idea. You're not. Are you? I have no idea. You should. I'm going with the station in Manhattan. Really? Yeah.

Dang. Yeah. It's so fun. Yeah. So happy New Year. When is that? It's in two weeks. So the, no, three weeks, the 22nd, whenever that is.

I don't know how many days. Shout out too, because I know some of the people that worked for that radio station are used to when I was in college. Yeah. I'm not sure if they still do. Yeah, you don't keep in touch. You got big time. You're like, no, I had like, I did a little bit of stuff with them. And then I was almost an intern.

I thought about interning with him, but I ended up going back home and interning in my hometown, Wichita. And so I still kept in touch with some of the radio people there. but I don't know that they're still there anymore. Do you guys have an airport in Manhattan? Yeah, really small one. Yeah, because they were asking me,

do you want to fly to Wichita and then drive? Like drive and I looked it up. It's like two hours. It is. No, I don't want to drive from Wichita. Are you crazy? Yeah,

there is one in Manhattan, but like small, like typically only for private planes. It's not for commercial planes. What? Mm-hmm. There's not an airport in Manhattan. Because, too,

like you have Kansas City and Wichita that are close enough. I mean, two hours is not close. Well, I mean, that's the best you got. Oh,

Man. So what are you doing? How are you getting in? I don't know. I was still on the table. I were trying to figure that out. Yeah, you'd have to have like a private jet to fly into Manhattan. Legit.

Or a really small plane. Maybe they'll fly me on a private jet. Maybe K-State can send their plane for me. I don't know if they have that kind of money. I bet K-State's got that. I bet K-State the college does. Right. I'm not sure the radio station.

I know, but K-State should be like, yo, come on. That'd be awesome. Like, if I show up in a private jet, like, what up? I'm here. Hey, then you can bring me with you. Exactly. What up, Manhattan? I'd show you all my stomping grounds.

Boy, you think they're still there? All the bars? Heck yeah. Yeah. It's still all in Aggieville. It's what? It's still all in Aggieville. I think some of them have changed,

but Aggieville's the Bar District. Oh, I was like, I don't know what Aggieville is. I say Little Apple because Manhattan's the Little Apple. Right, I understand that. And it's like in the heart of the university. Got it. And do you think the university students would look as weird if we went to their bars? Oh, heck God.

I'd feel all this crazy. crap. Okay. But I would still do it. I'm not against it. Now, were you in a sorority? Yeah. So would you go back to your sorority house? Yeah, I'm an alumni. I mean, I'm... No, no. See, okay. I understand that. I understand. I would just go back to see it mostly, honestly, to eat the food because the food was so good. No, I understand that you're an alumni, right? Yeah. You're from a sorority. What was your sorority called? Try Delta. Yeah. Try Delta. but when older girls, women would come back when you were there, did you were like, that's kind of weird.

Oh, no, we partied with them. Like, all of them. Okay. Listen, there is something that young people love about watching old people party. I'm just telling you, it's hilarious. And so like, if I can keep up with them, then they'd be like, oh, she's cool. Or they laugh at me, one of the two, which either way is fun with me because then I'd be hanging out with the kids.

Yeah, because we were in Tallahassee one time for, with, the show and Eddie and I were walking to a bar and there was a frat house there having a party. And it was like alumni weekend or something. I don't even know. Parents weekend. It was parents weekend. And so me and Eddie, we walked up to the frat house and trying to act like we were alumni. And no dice. They knew better. knew better. I mean, I don't know what they asked us, but we were just like, I mean, we had no idea because neither one of us were in a fraternity. so we had no idea what the answers were, like how to, like, talk to them about it. We were just like, hey, we're here, alumni, you know what I mean?

You should have just walked up and been like, hey, like, we've always wanted to be an experience. This can we come hang out with you? And they probably would have. Oh, see, I thought it was like real secretive and they wouldn't let you in because they don't want. Listen, I don't know about Tallahassee, but that definitely, like, definitely if you want to do that in case day, they'd be like, yeah, come and party with us. Okay. It's not like, it 100% depends on the college.

are certain colleges where Greek life is exactly what you see in the movies and whatever. Maybe not at this point because they've probably gotten taken off campus and everything. But at K-State, like, it really was just like to meet new friends. Like, yes, you paid for it. But like, it was meeting new friends and like everybody just wanted to keep meeting new people. So if you walked up to one of our fraternities there, they would be like, yeah, come hang out with us. It's a little weird, but yeah, come party with us. What about like the, what do they call them, the grandma the house?

The mom. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Mom. She was like an ex, one of you, right? And then she just lives there. No, she's just a mom. She wasn't like an alumni or an ex or anything.

She just like, she applies for a job. Okay. Can I tell you? What? That's weird. Why? They're typically like really older people. So like either maybe they don't have other family.

Maybe they have, you know, one other family member. And they're just like retired and looking for something fun. do. Yeah. And it's really cool. Like, think about that. If you're, if I'm like 70 years old and I'm like, I want to be a house mom. No. No. You get free food. The only thing you ever have to do is make sure nobody like hurts themselves. And that's about it. I don't want to be a babysitter for a bunch of college age chicks. Oh, college is better than what? I understand, but I don't think I, at 70 years old, I don't want to be babysitting. But some people do. Maybe they were like educators once in their life and they miss teaching, but they can't go.

Okay. I always wondered how you feel about the older people going back to the sorority house or being the house mom or being the alumni coordinator. I mean, it just seems like, guys, like. It may be people who are in college feel differently about it. But like when I was in college, I didn't. Like especially mom's weekend was our favorite. Mom and Dad's weekend were our favorite. Everybody's moms and dads. But yeah, but we love seeing everybody's parents come down and party their butts off.

It was amazing. I get that. because they're your parents. I'm just talking. Yeah, but you're also watching everybody else's parents. No, but I'm just talking like random Betty, you know? Yeah. Backstreet Betty coming.

Street Betty. Yeah, Back Street Betty who graduated in, you know, 92. She just happens to be in town for the weekend. And so she stops by the sorority house. I'm like, backwood's Betty. Get out of here. Yeah. Well, I think in college, too, you have a different perspective, right?

You're a little bit more grown up. So, like, you're not judging people for just existing. I think if you were high schoolers, maybe. But, like, college, you're kind of a little bit more grown up. I just wondered. I always wondered. Did you have that, though, like, where people would come in town for a football game and they would just come by and they had no relation to anybody in the house? Yeah, we had alumni stop by.

Like, young alumni or old alumni? I mean, most of the time I wasn't at the house, so I don't remember all the ones that, like, they were, like, in the middle age. Okay. Never, like, super old, never really super young. Very interesting. Yeah. Okay. And I lived in the house one year.

That's funny. Fifty other girls. I find that just, I just, some of the things I always wondered about sororities, like, is it funny when they stopped by? Like, or let's say, you know, someone's visiting from California and they're a trident in California. Can they come to your house? I believe so. I think it depends.

Did they ever do that? Because they do it in the movies. No. Have you ever seen road trip? Actually, I take that. Well, we had people transfer from other tri-delt's across the country. And they automatically get in your tried out? Mm-hmm.

Ooh. Yeah. That's weird. Technically your sister's within you tried out. Oh, yeah, your sister for life. Let me see your handshake. It's not a handshake. It's just a diamond.

Oh, so we just do diamonds? Yeah, you put a diamond. Because I know some people won't even tell your handshake nowadays. I can't tell you the handshake. Get the. Oh, there are a chance that you do that. You're not supposed to tell. And I couldn't tell you.

I don't even remember half of them, so I don't know. Yeah, because you're drunk the whole time. But yeah, I'm going to Manhattan. You know, and so maybe I'll take one of these shots with me. Yes. You should. No. No.

Why? Listen, never ever get this shot. It's the worst thing in the world. Well, I will tell you, there is a shot bar in Manhattan that you should definitely go to. What's it called? Shotbar. Yeah. That's what it's called?

At least it was. I don't know if it still is. It's literally called Shotbar. The bar is called Johnny Cause, but like a part. Johnny Cause. Cause. But under that bar, one of the little sections of it was called Shot Bar. Okay.

So like there was like three different bars under one bar. Got you. Should you go to Cheers Shop Bar in Austin and get the blue wave? Yeah, I don't want to talk about that. Okay. You still freaking did that to me. No, if you're ever in Austin and you've had some drinks,

go to the Cheers Shop bar and tell them you want the blue wave. And let me tell you, it is probably the best shot I've ever had in my life. Would you agree? I'm not condoning this. No, no, best shot you've ever had. I'm not going to give away, but I'm not condoning this. Yeah. If it's somebody's birthday or maybe not a bachelor party,

but if someone's birthday take a there. Bachelor party, bachelor party, whatever. go to Cheer Shop Bar on 6th Street and get the blue wave. And I'm telling you it is delicious. All right. Let's talk about this new year, old year kind of situation we got going on. Okay. Is there anything you're hoping to do in the new year?

No. Nothing. See, here's the thing. No. I mean, we did these videos over the break like we put out. And one of the questions you asked is, what are you looking forward to in the new year? I have no idea. Like at this age,

I'm like, I don't have any plans. Like, I don't have plans to do anything. I don't have a big vacation plan. Well, some people tend to have things to look forward to, so that's why I asked. Right. And that's what I'm saying. When you asked it, I had nothing to say. I was just like, well, I mean, I have no idea.

I don't know that there's any plans for me in the new year. Okay. I mean. Sour losers trip. KUK. State trip. All exciting. Yeah, sore losers trip to Vegas.

It's coming up, what, on the 15th. Yeah. So, yeah, I'm looking forward to that. January is already exciting. for you. That's a big, big month. Yeah. Wow. Biggest month of the year. See? Look at you. I didn't think about it that way. See, I'm looking forward to it, but it's not like

the biggest thing of my year. Like I just said, what do you hope to do in the new year? I don't know. Everybody takes that interpretation different. Does it have to be this whole, listen, you could just be excited to try a new restaurant in the new year. I don't know. I don't know any new restaurant that I'm looking forward to try them, but I am. Well, fine. This is a easier question. Okay. I can. I can. I can. allow that. That's a great answer. What about you? I am excited to hopefully

go travel. I would really like to travel to the West Coast this year. Okay. Where do you go? Either Oregon, California, Seattle, Utah. Oh, go to Bend, Oregon. It's beautiful. Listen, I have not explored any part of the West Coast and I would love to go see all of it. It's a long flight, but yeah. Go up there. It's good. I'm hoping I can get out there this year at some point. What was your favorite part about the last year?

Having a kid? Having a kid. Having a kid. Having a third kid. Yeah. Having a third kid. What else happened last year? Yeah. I got my, I did my first spa day. That was the most amazing thing. You got your first ever, ever facial. Ever, first ever facial. And I've never, I mean, it was amazing. Did you get some napsin?

Oh, I got a lot of napsin. We're just looking at basics. Just things that made you happy in the life. I think last year is when I'm, yeah, I got back to playing soccer because I didn't play for a whole year because of COVID and then got the vaccine and everything. And so my wife felt comfortable enough with me to go back. So I started playing soccer again. That was awesome. See, there you go. Yeah.

I got a boyfriend. Yeah, you did. That's kind of a thing. That's crazy. Weird. Weird. Yeah, my boy's ass like, hey, Morgan's still dating Bryce Harper. And I said, yeah, still dating him.

Oh, that's his now his new name. Yeah, because they were in Vegas with me back in December when I went for the Dirk's Bentley show. And I don't know how you got brought up, but we were talking. Oh, we're just talking about the weekend in Nashville when they came and how my buddy Garrett showed up to Nashville with an expired ID and couldn't get in the bars and we had to sneak them in like we were 18 again. Yep.

And we just started talking. They're like, oh, yeah, what about him too? She still dating Bryce and Harper? And I said, yep, they said the L word. So it's a big bit in 2021 was a big year for you. It was. I mean, who knows what's to come? I'm not making anything.

Oh, you know. Any promises. Wait, wait. Should we, should we talk about this right here on the pod? What? Could there be a, this year? No. Like engagement or anything like that?

Yeah. No. No. We're not there. I'm telling you I'm, I'm moving so slow in this relationship. Okay. So I don't anticipate that unless like something drastically changes that. Okay.

again. I also don't. Like a pregnancy. No, not a pregnancy. I don't have any... Well, you said drastically changes it. That would drastically change it. I don't know. But you guys don't do that because you're not married. Well, I'm saying somebody passes away. Just life perspective changes, right? Like, you go through something traumatic and perspective change. I don't know. I'm just saying like... Yeah, that happened to my cousin.

See, I'm like drastically. I don't predict it. But I also don't have a timeline for myself. I'm just kind of like going as is. just letting it happen however it's supposed to happen. Yeah, because like my cousin, she was getting her PhD and she had a friend that was riding their bike and got hit by a car and died. And my cousin was just like, what am I doing? Like why? Like she had been so driven and motivated to get her PhD.

I thought it was so important. And she was just like, I'm wasting my time. Like I should be having a family. Like I should have been getting married and having kids. And she had a. whole new perspective. She still finished her PhD, but she was just like, like it changed her life. Like it just like,

she was just like, wow, like I have been wasting my time getting this PhD when I should have been out worrying, like she didn't, you know, she didn't concentrate on dating. She was so focused on school and she was just like, this is crazy. Like I should change.

And yeah. See, I think things can happen. You're like to shift perspective. It's pretty crazy. Yeah. See? No, I do see. You get it. No, I get it.

I get it. That's all. We can leave it that part. What else would I like to do? I told my wife, we need to visit somewhere, like, I don't know where. A new place? Yeah, a new place. Just try something new.

Yeah. See, that's what every time, like, we get vacation or something, that's why last year I went on a road trip up to the northeast. I'm always trying to see somewhere new. Right. Makes me feel good. It does feel good. If I keep going back to the same place, yes, I have favorites.

I'm like, cool. But I'm like, I've already been here. I've already experienced this. And that's what we do in life. We do the same thing over and over again, back to Northern Tim McGraw. And I refused to do it. No, you drive the same way to work every day. No, but I'm saying like, hey, sometimes I don't.

But we get in the same routines. And so when you get vacation, you go there. And then you go to, and here's what's crazy. Like, I go to Vegas a lot. I love Vegas. You do. I go there and I go to the same restaurants. Why?

Why? I don't know. But I can't help it. I'm like, oh, it's so good. There's so many restaurants in Vegas. I know, but there's some that I just, I love. They're my favorites. And I'm just like, I got to go there.

Got to go there. Food can be a comfort. So I understand that. Yeah, but you're supposed to, the point of traveling is to try different things. But that's also why you go different places. So when I travel, if I ever have like a week off, I am always sure that I go somewhere new.

Okay. I have to. Like, I may not be great about it in my normal day-to-day life, but when it comes through traveling, I'm always trying to see something new. Okay. Even if for some reason, everybody wants to go back to Florida and go to the beach. I'm like, okay, what can I do there that I haven't done before?

So I'm trying to experience something different. Lunchbox. I have built a sand castle when I was like five. Okay. I bet you're better at it now. I mean, have you tried one lately? It's harder than you think. The water keeps coming up and knocking it down and you got to reinforce the walls,

got to put a moat there. Is that what it's called a moat? A little circle around it? I don't know. I'm assuming that's a moat because you seem pretty, confident. I'm not just, it's a first word of the pot to my head, so it sounds good. We're going to go with a moat. Yeah, it's like a motel, like short form. Yeah, not sure. Not, not really sure. Well, before we get into this world's hottest shot, do you have any resolutions going into the new year?

No. Resolutions, I mean, they're just so hard. They're so hard. I don't know. I feel like I'm a pretty perfect dude, so it's hard to have a resolution when you're perfect. Well, I think resolutions used to be something that like everybody did, right? As we've gotten, as times have changed and whatever, we've gained some more perspective. I don't think as many people do resolutions. Do you have resolution? See? See, I just, when I want to do something new, I just do it now.

I don't wait until January 1st to make it happen because then if I'm just waiting, then I'm realistically not going to continue doing it. But I will say there is something I'm doing for January specifically. Not drinking. No, I'm not doing dry January. I'm doing no sweets January because I love sweets. All I do is eat dessert. Like after every meal, I have some form of chocolate or something.

Wow, you're going to go cold turkey? For January, I'm going to have two days that I can have sweets. And besides that, I'm not going on January. No, hey, if I go cold turkey, then the point of that is pointless. I'm trying to do something that will sustain a long time. And I'm trying to just get to the point where I can be like, enjoy it. once in a while. Gotcha.

Instead of every single day. Yeah. Luckily, I'm not a sweet guy. I don't, I mean, I like, I mean, I'll eat them. But it's not like I, oh my God, I got to have a brownie. That's great. I am a cookie monster. You have cookies here?

I'm like, cookie. I got to eat cookie. Okay. I mean, yeah, I luckily I'm not like that and I don't eat a lot of candy. I mean, it's just. That's how you stay so lean and ready to play soccer and run. Maybe. I just, yeah, I don't drink.

Cokes. I don't, I don't know. Sweets just don't, they don't call, they don't gravitate towards me. See, I'm so jealous. I wish that was, I wish I did not have a sweet too. A lot of people are jealous of me. Oh, well, I'll add you, let me add you to the list. You know what? That's how we're, is that how we're kicking off the new year? That's how we're kicking off the new year.

Man. All right. I'll tell you what you don't want to do is kick it off with this dang shot. It's the worst thing you'll ever do in your life. Ever, ever. You guys can hear right now. This is the number one best challenge of the year was the world's hottest shot. Amy took it and then lunchbox took it later. You're going to hear them both right now. Number one. We ordered this world's hottest shot months ago, maybe weeks ago. But it's been a long time. It took forever to get here. And this is that same company that makes the world's hottest everything, chips, this time it's a shot. And it does say, basically, if you have medical conditions, don't take it. Basically, it's like a roller coaster. Same sign you see on a

Rollercoaster. Pregnant, heart issues, other serious illnesses, don't take the shot. But everybody here's pretty good, huh? I think we're good. Yeah. Everybody pretty healthy? Yeah. I think so.

Oh, boy. I smelled it, and it burns your nose when you smell it. Oh, I'm doing it. Oh. Oh. Okay. I'm going to spin this wheel. Do we want to do?

Oh, man. I don't know what we want to do. I don't know. You want to land on one and they do it? You want to take one off the wheel. Take them off. Take them off. What?

Why do you want to do that? Just get it over with. Because if it lands on my name, I want to be off the wheel. Either way, you always lose. Take it to a vote. Five people in the room. Who wants to spin it once and they lose? Raise your hand.

I. Just Amy. Oh. I'll rock that too. You're not in the room. Oh. Got him. Got him.

I need an odd number. I need an odd number. Ray, you're on the wheel, but you're not, I need an odd number. And you three, do you want to keep the name? Pull it off. Pull it off. Pull it off. Scoba, Steve, what do you think? I like the suspense of pulling it off all by one. Okay. All right. So Ray, I'll take your vote, but that'll take scuba too.

All right. Here we go. Let's spin that. Come on. Raymundo is off the wheel. We should take the shot. He would have been the one doing it. Yeah, I know. That was bad decision. Way to go, guys. Okay. That was a bad decision. We're in hindsight, guys. Come on.

Well, yeah, hindsight is always right. I might have spun it harder if it was one spin, no dramatic. Oh. Okay, here we go. Well, I didn't know that was the rule. Here we go. Next up. If you land on your name, I pull you off the wheel.

Come on. Let's spin that wheel. Go, we go, here we go. Come on, baby. Who's not getting drunk? Who's not getting drunk? Mike D is now off the wheel. Wow.

This is getting ugly. That was right next to my name, guys. Uh-huh, you recognize. Good job. I'm just going to be chill about this. Hey, by the way, you can watch this on our face. Facebook page right now live. I mean...

Wherever you are, get on our Facebook page. This is all up on stream. We're doing this live with you guys. You can see it. This shot could potentially derail someone's entire day. Yeah, potentially. Don't be dramatic. Or their entire life is if you have a health condition you don't know about.

How is that dramatic? All right. On the board. Lunchbox, Morgan, Amy, Eddie. Taking a shot at... In scuba. You're good after two hours. Here we go. Let's spin.

It's me. It's me. No, nothing. Get that with. If it lands on a blank when, we just keep going. Oh, come on, here we go. Sit that wheel. And it is.

Can we do blanks or lunchbox? Can we do that? No. Oh, thank you, Eddie. I like that. Wait. Oh, to take the shot. No.

Wait, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we. Let's stop. Here we go. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Okay, so let's on the real. So, that'd be great.

Thank you. We have lunchbox, Morgan, Amy, Eddie. Guys. I took lunchbox off by accident. Oh, no, no, it's okay. Oh, this is so dumb. Like, why? All right, Scoo Steve, you're off the wheel.

Gosh. I feel like this wheel has been in my life so long. It should have better, like, juju with me. Let's spin. Come on, come on, come on, come on. Yes. Yes. Yep.

Not going to get there. Empty. All the empty spots keep getting landed on. Bones, give it a good one, man. There are we guys. Oh, go. We'll, we, wheel. I already feel much.

Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. This is a problem with doing it over and over again. No, that's okay, because everybody's in their car, nervous for me. Oh, it's me. Get to me. No, no, no. It's blanking.

It keeps landing on the blank space that we clear. Okay. Okay. New rule. Do you want to do who it lands on now? No. Yeah, let's do that. Let's do that.

Yes or no. I'm down for that. Well, okay, but if it lands on blank, one more time, we switch it. Okay. Oh, gosh. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Oh, come on. Please, please, please, please. Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me. All about me. It's all about me. That's me right next to me. That is three times. It's been right next to me.

Because Scoopo was on one side of me. Mike D. was on one side of me. Okay, so now here we go. Oh, my God. We're now changing it. If it lands on you, you're taking the shot. Yes. Why?

It's lunchbox. It's me. Guaranteed it's me. We all know this. We all know it's me. You like shots. I love shots, but. Aren't you the one going, hey, we can drink at work?

No, that was me. That was me. I think it was him, too, a little bit. Oh, that was, too. You guys want to smell it? I do, I don't want to smell it. I can't smell it. I have no desire.

You have no smell more? But your COVID may make this shot awesome. Or this shot might bring all your sense of smell and taste back. You smell my nose hair? You smell that? Hey, does it smell good? We have the world's hot of shit here. Flaming Dr. Pepper or what?

Oh, boy. Oh, Flaming Dr. Peppers were good. We had a great time at my cousin's wedding in Oklahoma with Flaming Dr. Peppers. Amy, what you think about that? I will for sure vomit. Yeah, I think I'm too. If I have to do that, it's

like just sorry. The problem is we've been landing on all the blank spots. There we go. If it lands on your name, you are now taking the shot. Here we go. Hey, please land on Eddie.

Why? Because you're being the most annoying about it. Eddie, you are the most annoying person there is. Let's spin that way. Oh, Amy, it's slowing down. Amy, it's slowing down. It's going to land on

on. Oh. Oh. That's my name of me. Almost not, oh. I don't know why I can't get it to land on someone's name. Hey, you ready to do this?

Yeah, I'm going to give this a heck of a spin. Come on, buddy. Make a spin of your life like you're on the wheel of fortune. Let's spin out. Oh my God. Let's go. No, Eddie, he'll be quiet. Eddie, come on.

Oh, not me. Oh, this is not me. Oh, yeah. Keep going. Keep going. Oh, gosh, I can't. Oh, oh. Oh, my.

Oh, my. I mean, it is dancing around lunchbox's name. Dancing around me. I got me. I mean, it is. Why? It's like slow dancing. a burning room.

Oh my goodness. All right. Oh, is that the name of it? Here we go. I'm going to give me a medium spin this time. Let's spin that wheel. That's not medium. That is soft.

That is super soft. Oh, no. That's Amy. Hold on. I can't even look. It's on a broken spoke. Oh, no. That's Amy and Eddie.

So let's do half and half. It's Amy and Eddie, a broken smoke. What? It stopped in Eddie. Well, it's because the gravity of it. Yeah, it's the gravity. So. Because I can put it on Amy and it still rolls over to Eddie.

And now we have the thing. So it's Amy or Eddie coin flip time. Yeah. I like it. I like it. I like it. I'll even let Amy call it. No.

It means all the pressure's on you, Amy. Amy, you call it. Two out of three. Oh. Okay, Amy, call it in the air. Heds. Call it. In the air, Amy.

Okay, okay. Okay. If you're just going to call heads, it's okay. Heds. Okay. I'll call it. Do you want to stand on the floor? Somebody that's not Amy or lunchbox?

Hi. Morgan, you're going to walk over there? Yeah, I'll walk. You don't trust lunchbox? Amy, ready? You have ads, Amy? Yeah, hats. Here you go.

One point for Amy. We're doing two out of three. Okay, wait, so if Amy gets it, if she wins, you lose. Oh, I lose. Okay. All right, Amy heads or tails? Stay with heads, Amy.

Tails. Tails. There's the flip. There's the flip. The roll, it's heads. Hands! Yeah! Yeah!

Yeah! So we are one to one. Last one to one. Last one. Let's do in a row. Now what are you going to do? Amy, don't think too hard about it. Just pick one.

Flip. Amy, whatever you say here will dictate who gets to take this hot shot, the hottest shot ever made. Heads. She's going heads again. I hate against. If it's heads, Amy wins. I'm sweating. And Eddie takes the shot.

I'm worried. Come on, Tails. Tails never fails. Good flip. I thought you always. I always like heads. Tails never fails. Come on.

Amy, what did you call? I called. Stop it. I called heads. Sorry to say, it's sales! Yeah! Yeah! Amy takes the shot!

Amy takes the shot! Let's go! Okay, hold on. You want it? What do you mean? Do I want it? You got to take it. Wait, oh, whoa, whoa.

Flip it over, you're on a double. You're on a double. Yeah, you're on a double. Bones chill, dude. It's a Tuesday morning. I'm pouring it into the shot, guys. Amy, you want to pay me to take it? Here you go.

Amy, take the shot. Oh, my goodness. Amy, bring it to your table. Yeah, walk over to your microphone. Oh, yeah. She's smelling it. No, you can. Oh, there's peppers literally in the bottle.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a shot in the pepper. Okay. Okay, should I get the trash can? Oh, come on. Hey, well, like you're 21 years old. Yeah, we're at the first. It's your birthday, Amy.

Where are you, College Station, Texas? Yes. College Station rules. Six-six-six-kins. I'm doing like... The 12th man! Johnny Man, Zell! There she goes.

Three, two, one, go. She took the shot. There we go. She swallowed it. Oh, she's gonna puk. Uh-oh. Oh, no. Oh, no.

Give her some water. Puking your jacket. Puking your jacket. She's going up. Here, my mic over there. Oh, she's peaking. Oh, that's not good. Hey, don't hit my mic.

Oh. Oh. Oh. water or something. Lunchbox helper. Lunchbox helper. Give her some water. Give her some water.

Give her some water. Come on. I don't have anything. We got to have water ready for this. Here's my knees water. Milk. She's shaking, dude. She is shaking.

Oh. It's burned in my mouth. It's burned in my throat. It's burned in my nose. It's been over here. All right. She's bent over. She's holding her own hair back.

I think it's getting better. I'm starting to joke. It's like pepper spray, you know, in the room. Yeah. It's getting me. What is she drinking? Is that a smoothie? Yeah.

Is that your smoothie lunch, bucks? No, it's hers. It's on her desk. I didn't have anything to drink, but I can, I'm getting the... Yeah, it feels like when someone pepper sprays the room. Yeah. All right. Okay, Ray's telling me we're out of time.

We'll come back. Oh, boy. We'll be back in a second. It's the best bits of the week with Morgan number two. Come on. Oh, we have an update on the bit. I got it in my eyes. I can't see.

I don't know where Amy is. I can't even open my eyes in the studio right now because I got it in my eyes. This is like a hospital situation. Oh, I can't see. We took the world's hottest shot. Am I on the air? You're on. We took the world's hottest shot.

Amy took it. I was vomiting. She's in the other room burning. I got it in my eyes. I can't open my eyes. So what happened to you? You touched your eyes? Well, I got it on my hand when I was pouring the shot.

And then I touched my eyes. Oh, my gosh. And they both, it's like flames in my face right now. Oh. I can't see straight. I can't even open my eyes. Is anyone... I talked to Amy.

She said her nose is on fire. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We've got all our senses covered. Seeing, smelling, tasting. She is on all fours in the other room. She's making not good noises. Wet paper towel? Yeah.

It's a sad scene. You should probably pour milk in your eye. I don't think we have milk. We have milk. We got some for Amy. Oh, my... I'm not putting milk in my eye. No, no, I'm just telling you that's what...

Like, when people eat hot things, they think, oh, give me water, and it's the opposite. Water makes it worse. You're supposed to drink milk. It's like there are two campfires that have been... Yeah, that's why you need milk. I think you should really dab a favorite towel. But milk in your eyes, though?

Like, I heard of drinking in it. I think milk in your eyes. Guys, I am not a doctor, but I am an experienced eater of hot things, and you put milk on it, and it cools everything. In the mouth. Okay, listen. Or get bread, because, you know, you go to a hot chicken place. They give you bread.

Give me some bread from my eyes. Okay, we'll get you bread bones. Because I can... It'll soft. You have a croak it up? You have a croissant? For those that are just turning the radio on, we have a slight issue where we did this bit where it was the world's hottest shot.

And Amy lost, so she took the shot, then she started basically vomiting. And then I had poured it some of my hand when I was pouring the shot, and then I rubbed my eyes, and it's in both of my eyes. I can't open my eyes right. It hurts so bad. If you guys knew the pain tolerance, I should get an award for this. I know they don't give us, they ban us from awards. They ban it from awards now, but I should get an award for this for fighting through this show with burnt eyes. So, Bones, if you try to open your eyes, what happens?

Oh, my God, I tried just now. Oh, do you want some of that milk? I'll take anything. Okay. I'll take anything. I'll get some milk. I'll tell Amy she can't have anymore. No, don't take it from Amy.

Oh. Check in with her. Oh, my God. We're sending someone to this convenience store to get some milk, more milk. Whose idea was this bit? I think it was yours, Bones. It was not, I don't know, I think about hot shots. Oh, hot shots.

That's a good movie. That was scary for... How many minutes after the hour are we right now? 42. Okay. Should I, we just play a song? Yeah. I mean, Amy's on the ground in the other room.

You can't open your eyes. We're in trouble, man. That smell, it's still over here. I can't even stand up straight. It's almost like someone through a pepper spray bomb, like in our room. It is. It really does feel like that. Like, when I walk back in from checking on,

Amy, I kind of got coughed choked up over here. My throat started tightening. Okay, you guys shut up. Okay. Yeah, we'll shut up. Hey. Is that Amy back in the room? No, that's Morgan number two going to check on Amy.

I don't know. We're the only ones left. Like, you guys are out for the cow? Eddie, what do you want to talk about, Dan? Eddie, do you want to tell me something good, man? Eddie the dad. She's in the bathroom now. Okay.

She's in her face is on fire. Is how she feels. Her mascara is all over. cheeks. She doesn't have that run-free mask. Your eyes look better, bones? Yeah, they do. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, I can't even think straight. Oh, no. Well, that wheel found a way to get you, didn't it? I wasn't even on? I know. That's what I'm saying. Stupid wheel, and I still was punished. Did somebody take that? Yeah, we took it out of the room.

Anybody else want to take a shot? Nope. It's like my, hey, by the way, fun party trick. No, there's no way. Bones, it was like a terrible traumatic scene going on here after that bit. It was like a hospital room. I will tell you what, I got some great audio of Amy. Oh, man. Whenever you guys. Whoever buy me paper towels, thank you.

You're welcome. You're welcome, man. I got my eyes. That's what I do. Take care of my people. It was not either one of you guys. What are you talking about? Oh, okay.

Oh. I can hold them open finally. Good. I mean, it feels like I got two microwaves coming out of my face. That sucks. Okay. Should we spin that wheel? I honestly thought I might go blind.

It's terrible. Oh, you dropped the song? You drop the song. I don't give a crap. All right. Happy, what do you have there? I thought that was Amy. No, you don't want water, guys.

Water makes everything worse. Oh, I'm just telling you. Hey, put some, I mean, am I going to literally take a milk? Yeah, you want to take a milk bath. Absolutely. I mean, you take a tomato bath when you get sprayed by a skunk, so why would you take a milk bath? Can I tell you something that I just did that I'm really sweet? You touch your eyes again?

No, I didn't, but I need to watch my hands. I started to look at the screen, and I can't see anything because it's blurry. And I was like, well, I've lost my vision, but I don't have my glasses on. And I forgot I already didn't have vision. You're like Wilma from Scooby-Doo. Okay. Oh, man. I feel like if you flush it out.

Yeah, I'll go to the bathroom now. Yeah, go milk. Okay. Milk me. Come on, Gaylord Falker. All right. It's a little bit up on your eyes. Yeah, that's what I'm telling you.

I'm bored in here because I'm going to rest of Amy. Really? Milk in the eyes, guys. Yes, I read it online. Oh, you Google it. Thank you. WebMD. Well, you don't need WebMD. You got me.

Come on. I told you that 10 minutes ago. Let me have this. So I'm just going to dip this in the middle. Yeah, dip it. Like you're dipping a donut and your coffee. Put it on your eyeball, bones. Yeah, you got to open.

Oh. Okay, I'm not putting milk on my eye. Now drink the milk. Oh. Gargle. That does help a little bit. Really? that's crazy. I'm sorry lunch. You knew what you were talking about. But also the crap he tells us to do all the time.

It's like Boy Who Cardo. Exactly. How do you trust him? How, oh. How's Amy doing? Fine. She'll be fine. She'll be fine. Oh, my God. I'm going to be fine, too, but this hurts. Oh, yeah, that definitely hurts in your eyes. That's probably worse than taking the shot. Yeah, let's say that. Don't tell that to Amy. Does she know I'm also in pain? I think she's aware, yes, but she doesn't care. Okay, all right.

I think we're going to call it here. Yeah. Oh, boy. Kind of regret that one, Bones? I don't know. I don't know. It's kind of fun, I guess. I don't know.

I don't know. It's the best bits of the week with Morgan number two. We have audio of all these guys talking crap. Oh, yeah. This was weeks before. This is like before, or maybe even a month, Whenever we had the discussion of you ordering the shot, the wheel wasn't even in the picture. There was no wheel.

This is just how, why we, this is why you ordered the shot to begin with it. How long is this clip, Ray? 40 seconds. Here we go. Would you try it, Eddie? Sure, absolutely. Mike, you heard it. Let's order some of this.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, what do you mean? Lunchbox, do you try this? Yeah. Okay, these guys want to prove how macho is. I mean, men do things. Morgan? I hate spicy things. like I am such a baby with even mild salsa, but I would try it.

Yeah, when your boss says you can drink at work, you take that opportunity. Yeah, you have to, Amy. Even if it hurts like that? Absolutely. Scooby, you want a shot? No, I don't do shots. No, I don't do shots. You can take a drink of it then.

I'm not 18. You can take a shot. I'll put it in a shot glass you drink it. Don't be a sissy. We'll do shots. Not me, though. Not you. I'm already feeling that burn.

All right, we'll get a bottle of this and we'll try it on the air. There you go. No wheel, no nothing. Just these guys talking about how that's all they want to do is Drink at work. And also, lunchbox do the word sissy around at Scoob with Steve. Like, you don't want to drink it.

You're a sissy. Yeah, exactly. I got five more bottles right here. Let's do it. Oh. And see who the real sissy is. Huh? I mean, it's just...

They're all quiet now. Funny to me when I heard this back, because I didn't remember how that conversation played out. Sorry, Morgan, but you also said you would try some. But I was thinking, when did it turn into a wheel? If you had volunteers, hmm? We forgot.

Didn't we? No, the wheel is funny because it makes a sound effect. There's big drama leading up to it. It's just a funnier segment. Okay. And you got to understand, Amy, after seeing what you went through, there's no chance I'm taking that shot ever. What about sissy caller?

Yes. I told you I'd take a sip of it. I'd take a sip. You said a drink. A shot. He wants a sissy sip. He said a drink. A sissy sip.

Give a little sissy sip. You said a drink. You did not say that. Will it go down your throat. Do you have it right now? Now let's give him a little drink. Let's go, Sissy Suits. A little drink.

I can make you a rum and Coke if you want to have coke in the fridge. No, no, no, no, no, no, straight out. Just give them a little drink. You can't. Dilute this. I do worry if you were to mix that was, yeah. You got milk? No, I ain't got milk.

No, cissy milk. Abby, get the milk. Yeah, it's just a little drink. It is a little. But we do want to see you swallow it. Oh, gosh. So put it in something so he gets like a. A shit.

You're a bottle at your head. No, I wouldn't. I wouldn't put your lips on the bottle. No. Well, he's going to touch it anyway. But putting it on a shot glass is very different than putting it on a. Oh. Oh.

What are you going to do? Well, give me a little cup. I need a cup. But this is not going to be as dramatic because he's not going to take the same amount. Right. But I didn't say that. I said I'd take a little sip. Now you said take a drink.

He's going to be like, look. A sip is a drink. Go ahead. I need a cup. No, just take it from the bottle. She said, don't put my lips on the bottle. That could be bad. It burned my face.

Let him handball. Just pour it in your mouth a little bit. Guys, can you give me a cup or not? Hey, before we do this, are we ready for this? Like, when Amy, we weren't ready for Amy. Like, are we ready to go into help mode? Like, yeah, Eddie, don't freeze this time. It didn't get dramatic when Amy started dying.

Like, I don't know what to do, even if he starts, like, shaking. But I just don't think, unless he's taking the same amount, it'll have the same reaction. No, I'm not. I'm just going to take a little sip. That's what you do. You take a sip. Well, then. Oh, my gosh.

More. Oh, my gosh. More. Sissy sip. Oh, he's drinking. He took a sip. Sissy sip. Oh, God, that's really bad.

Oh, see? Here we go. He's already saying, Woo! Oh, he's bent over the trash can. He's been over the trash can. Oh, my God. Don't drink water.

Water makes it worse. No, milk. Water makes it worse. Milk me. Milk me, somebody. Help him. I haven't given the next. You're not a sissy, right?

You're good. You got it. When I backed up my talk, I tried it, didn't I? He did. Golly. Hey, let's go. Hey, there was a lot more movement when Amy was on the ground. Because I took away more than that.

You just started yelling you didn't need anything before it happened. You took like a teeny sip and I took like. Give me in the mill! Are you acting? You really need one for a room. I really need to go. Go get it. Go get it.

Go get it. Help him. My lips are off. Oh my God. Oh. Oh. Ooh. See, I think it causes you to scream.

Because. Screaming and bang. That's exactly what I was doing. Screaming and banging. He's spinning right now into the trash. Come on. Is that milk? There's no milk.

Oh, good God. Oh, I poured it in. He poured the bottle out. Okay, Eddie, your turn. No, I'm out. No. Eddie, you said. I'm not doing this.

Oh my God. You good? No. I can't close my mouth. I can't know. My dump's dead. He's trapped. He doesn't know what to do.

Oh my God. Are we getting milk or what? Don't you feel sweaty and lightheaded? Oh, yeah. See? As fast as we can. How do you think Amy felt drinking whole shot though. I can't know. Amy, Matt props. Matt props. You're talking. Okay, thank you.

Everybody else here's sissy though. Yeah, proud. Yeah, I'll take it. I'm a sissy. I'll talk. No backup. You got it. Oh my God. Is it bad? Yeah, it's really bad. Oh my God. And Eddie, you saw him drink a little bit. Oh, yeah. It went down. Oh, my God. And it was just a sissy sit. It was a sissy sit. This is terrible. Oh my God. I understand this. My lips might peel.

Yes, that's how I felt. Like, my face is going to peel off. Did he say my lips won't heal? My lips are going to peel. And they won't heal either. Come on! Run to the gas station. I don't have any money.

I mean, both comments are as dumb as they can be. One, run to the gas station. Two, I don't have any money. There's milk. There's milk. There's milk. There's milk. There you go.

Eddie, it will be epic if you try it. Right? But no, not today. He's having a drinking milk. Oh, it's so much better with the milk, right? Oh, that's a lot. Well, I remember getting that stuff on my eyes. Does that help?

Yeah, milk is good. Oh, my God. I feel lunchbox. Oh, my gosh. Yeah. Take it in. He's sticking his tongue in the milk. But before he took the shot, he wasn't needing anything.

He was like, I'm good. Are you shoving the milk? What are you doing? It feels good to stick the milk all over your face. Is it worse than you imagined by far? Yeah. Did you think I was being dramatic after the entire shot? Yeah.

Do you now? No. Thank you. Wow. I don't know how it's legal. I feel. Yes. Okay, now I know.

That's legal, but a weed drop to fix your disease isn't. There's no way, guys, this is the worst thing ever. Oh my God. My arms are shaking. Yes, I was shaking. Remember Morgan how bad I was shaking and I couldn't stop? Yeah, your whole body was shaking. You were convulsing in the other room. I was trying to be nice to you. But you were secretly recording me. Oh.

I was not. No, no, no, no, lunchbox. But Bobby's number one rules always get audio, so. That was my number one rule like five years ago. I don't think that's my number one. Even that eight years ago, whatever you do get audio. We'll let lunchbox drink milk. You can be already? That's terrible. My lips are just burning. And you guys just bought that off the internet, right? Anybody can buy that? Technically, yeah.

It's a Wiltshire Farm. It's based in the UK, so maybe it is illegal in the U.S., but it's legal across the pond. How much was that, scuba? I got the hookup. So what about, that'd be a mean joke, right? Like, we're all taking shots. Oh, my gosh. You would think we're dying.

Listen, listen, guys, you think it's funny? Don't do it to somebody. That's the worst thing. Okay, yeah. Like, you play shot roulette. Oh, God, that would be terrible. No. Yeah, if someone didn't know that was coming, they would think that they were dying.

That would end friendships. Like, say there's a guy in your group that nobody likes. Like, either's like, all right, we're all taking shots and you give him that one. Oh, that would get that shot. Oh. You say Eddie would get that shot. Dang, dude. Okay.

I need new lips. Guys, this is, oh, my God. It won't be. Trust me. I thought that, I thought my face was going to peel off, but it ultimately calmed down. You just have to keep milk compressed on it for a few hours. You all walk to the gas station. Lunchboggles, I don't have any money.

Will anybody else try it, Ray? No. Why would you? After watching him? Why would you? Reasons not to try it. Well, I didn't know if anybody's willing to take an entire shot. What?

For fun? We watched you do it and almost die. It's the best bits of the week with Morgan number two. Lunchbox, thank you so much. for hanging out with me for the first podcast of the year for the best bits. I made the first. How does that make you feel? It feels good to be first, finally.

You know what I mean? Like after my son got bumped to number two, I feel like you're just trying to butter me up for a new year, trying to improve our relationship, apologize for your mistakes in the past. Don't even try and sway these people. It just feels really great. I mean, 2020 is going to be a great year.

I got a feeling that anybody that listens to this podcast is going to have a great year. If you don't listen to this podcast, all those other losers, they're going to have a terrible year if they don't listen to this one. So everybody listening, you have already started out your year the right way and put the right foot in front of the other. And you are ahead of the pack on having a good year. So, I mean, just know that you're guaranteed to have a good year. And that is what you always say, isn't it? One foot in front of another. I say one step at a time, but the same difference.

Oh. But it's good. I mean, yeah. I swore I was on the right track there. No, you were on the right track. You just didn't get right. One step at a time. Yeah.

It's all it takes. And I mean, yeah, so I'm excited about the year. I thank you for having me on this one. Feels good to be back. 2022. You almost said 20, 22. You can't remember what the number was there. Yeah, it's weird.

It's weird to think that here's something that's weird. You know what's weird to think is that this year officially will be all the, all of the people who have turned 21 in 2000. Like all the people. we are in that new decade. They were born in 20. That were born in 2000 that are now 21 officially. Because last year was the first year of it,

but now this year will be the complete year of that. Yeah. Well, I was going to say, it's weird to think now that we're in 2022. So it used to be like, oh, you know, in the 80s, it was like 20 years ago. That's 40 years ago. I know. Aren't you born in the 80?

Yeah. How does that make you feel? Terrible. Terrible. You didn't feel terrible, though, because the 80s were great. The 90s were great. I feel like the 80s and 90s were awesome, and we got to live through those.

Well, yeah, everybody thinks the years they lived through were awesome. No, I don't feel like, I don't feel like people can say that about, like, 2000s and stuff. I feel like. I feel like the people that were young then, like lived through the 2000s, they did. The 2000s were awesome. I had fun in the 2000s, but I'm just saying, like it's weird to say 20 years ago and you're talking about the 2000s.

You're not talking about the 90s. How old do you turn this year? You never ask a man his age. 41. I'm pretty sure that's just the ladies. 41. 41. Why are you sad?

You're a ripe 41. No, I understand that, but I don't like getting older. I hate it. I hate getting older. Why? You're still a kid at heart. That's what matters. I understand.

But every year I get older, I'm not going to say it. Listen. I'm not going to say it. I know I give you a hard time. No, no. But it's a cool thing to get older. No, it's not. It's not a cool thing to get older.

Life experience. No, I understand. But every year you get older, guys, you are closer to dying. That is terrible. Yeah, but you could live 100 years. How cool is that? Yeah, you could. But that means you're closer.

60 years left. You're closer to that 100, though. But I'm not. I'm not going to live until I'm 100. My grandparents were 80. No. 82. Hey, I'm betting on 90 at least with you.

Stop. I'm telling you. You're young. We don't talk about it. it. We don't talk about it. That's why I don't like having birthdays. Listen, this is supposed to end on Happy Note Lunchbox? I know. Like, I love birthdays. I love celebrating me, but I don't like getting older because you are, that means you are one step closer to dying. And that is terrible. Well, then we will not talk about one step to getting older.

You know what we're going to talk about? It's 2022 now. And we got a lot of exciting things to happen this year. Every day is a new day. As lunchbox says, one step out of time. Yesterday was a bad day. Today's probably going to be worse. I will add in here some honorable mentions for best challenges of the year. We had the World Sourest Candy Competition. We had the Thespian Throwdown Times 2. We had Eddie's wine tasting. We had the commercial competition.

Just a lot of things that happened this year that were so fun. Robbed. Lunchbox feels he was robbed from everything. These are the best challenges. Lunchbox again. Thank you. I hope everybody had the best New Year's Eve celebration. Oh, everybody's hungover, listen to this.

I know. They are hungover. And you know what? You know what I'm probably doing right now as we all listen to this? Under your blanket. Under my blanket eating Taco Bell likely. You're right. Very likely what I am doing.

But right now, y'all, thank you guys so much, Lunchbox. Tell them where they can hear you, where they can find you. Oh, yeah, you can listen. I mean, listen to me on the regular show. The Sword Losers podcast, Eddie Ray and myself, we do a podcast Monday, Wednesday, and Fridays. Listen, we just try to make you laugh. It's sports, but it's idiots talking about sports. I'm talking about Ray and Eddie being idiots.

And also just on all the socials, you know, radio lunchbox. Hit me. Let's go. All right. Happy New Year. And two, happy New Year. Happy New Year. And I am Morgan number two. You can find me on social media at Webgirl Morgan on all of the things.

Lots of TikToks and stuff coming at you this year. And make sure you follow the show at Bobby Bone Show. Man, it's rough getting up and do this on the new year. All right. Make sure you follow the show at Bobby Bone Show. Go online, Bobbybones.com. Make sure you relive everything from 2020 because, or 2021. Dang.

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