The Bobby Bones Show - Best Bits with Lunchbox: Morgan and Lunchbox Admit Things They’re Addicted To & What They Would Do Without Certain Technology

Episode Date: October 28, 2023

Morgan and Lunchbox discuss the places they would and wouldn’t like to time travel, plus the things they are currently addicted to. Morgan reveals the strange thing she once witnessed at a funeral and gets Lunchbox opinion on a $60 cake situation. Lunchbox breaks down his love for specific reality TV shows.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Yeah, yeah. Happy to be here on a Saturday. I mean, giving up my weekend for you guys. I get no respect, but I hope you realize that I give up my weekends just for you guys. Okay, he just went on a whole tangent and he did not give up his weekends for y'all. We are recording this before the weekend. Well, I don't know about you, but I consider Saturday a weekend. Maybe you don't, but I don't like working on Saturday.

So. All right. Well, we are going to dive in because what did I tell you right before we came on here? You said we're going to dive in. We're going to keep it concise. Yeah. And I don't want to dive in because it's too cold. Water's cold.

Let's go. So coming in at the number seven spot, we. Wait, seven. What happened to top five? No, it's always been top seven. You really never listen to me. You swear to me. I swear to you, it's been the entire time you've been doing this.

The entirety of this podcast has always been seven. Wow. Never realize that. Dang, you really don't listen, huh? I guess I do not. Oh, my goodness. Well, coming in at number seven, Bobby shared something that's been going viral. It was a list of places that a lot of women said they would never go on a first date.

So basically, he pulled Amy, myself, and Abby and see if we would go to them. But we're not going to talk about that because you guys will hear that segment on just the bits if you want to listen to it. Yeah, and someone is a liar. That's all I'm going to say. I don't know about that. I don't know that she's in a place that she even knows what she would do yet on a first date. I'm not saying who. I could have been you.

And I didn't say who either. I just said I just don't know if they're in a place yet. Oh, you're right. So, and that could be both of them. We obviously know it's not me. But speaking of dating. Yeah, I haven't been on a date in a while. I haven't taken my wife anywhere, no.

Don't have anything planned. Well, that's messed up. You need to take her on a date. It's hard, guys. You can go in the backyard and have a freaking picnic while the kids are taking a nap. It's not that hard. You can do it. I believe in you.

Is it considered catfishing if a guy doesn't look like his photos. Like, he's still the guy, but he doesn't look like his photos when he shows up on the date. And the reason I'm asking is because this happened to me. Is it considered catfishing? Mm-hmm. Because I feel like it is. I mean, I think it's, I think it's a, it's sort of like a push-up braw. It's a misrepresentation or, you know, it's like. I mean, that's a fine analogy. We can roll with it. Or like spanks. It's like, oh, I got this, you know, oh, look at that. Oh, but spanks are awesome. Yeah, I know, but then it's bloop, bloop, bloop. It's like, whoa, wait a minute. Hold on. That's not what the picture looked like.

Let's not go that far. What's what I'm saying? But I do agree that like you should show up as your photos. Like if whatever photos you put out there. They should update their photos. So I'll say misrepresentation. It's the same person. So I won't say catfish.

But they portrayed themselves as a better person. Like they tried to do the better version of themselves. So they didn't show you the true them. But it was really them. So it's it's misrepresentation. Maybe fraud, deceit. but not catfish. Catfish is a totally different person.

Yeah, that's true. And I just didn't know if I had a word for it. But when this happened, like when I showed up, like, and he was nice. He was a fine guy. But I just felt like. But he looked 20 years older and he had gained 75 pounds. Basically.

And I just felt it wasn't even the fact that that's what he looked like. It was the fact of he had a lack of confidence and who he was. And so he couldn't even show up as that person. And that just fans out into a whole lot of other problems in life. It's a wormhole. And you start digging down. and swirling around and up and down and around and around the curve and the bins. And if you can be deceitful about how you look and what you look like on the internet,

what else are you deceitful about? Probably a lot. But maybe not. Because the dating world, everybody's deceitful. Like your first date, your represent your representative is, you're trying to put your best foot forward. I think it was maybe it's Chris Rock. I don't know who it was, but it's talking about your representative of you is on that

first date. That's true. That's true. And I will say, like even when I got my bangs cut, like when I was on the dating before I deleted them all. I changed all my photos and they had all my bangs in them. Yeah, and that's why you had to delete them because no one was hitting them up, right? No, people really like them.

Oh, people like the bangs, okay. People love the bang. I don't know. Not besides like old guys, but that's okay. I'm not, you know, I'm not trying to date. I'm not trying to be a gold digger. Well, you could. I know, but you could date them.

You don't have to be a gold digger to date an old dude. I mean, like, I'm talking like old old, the ones that comment on my post are like old old old. Like old old old is how old old old old? Like in their 70s. That's old old. You know? That's pretty old old. Yeah.

Okay. But that was what, that's what happened to me. Yeah. So I don't know what that word is, but we should invent it so we can like have our own word. Okay. Let's invent. Let's call it. I don't know.

It's honest. It's really hard to invent words. Oh, yeah. I mean, for sure. It's it. And it did. It made me think about something too because I'm also been watching this, this show called Legends of Tomorrow. And they're basically time.

Just hold on. I'm going to Google it so I can figure it out what it is. It's a superhero show, so you wouldn't have watched it. But they are time hunters who basically go back and protect history from all these bad things happening. And this made me think, like, you know, some people are just living in their best moment. If you could go back in history. Is it called Legends of the Fall? No, it's called Legends of Tomorrow.

Of Tomorrow. It's the DC universe. If you, not only like, would this be a really badass job to have, but if you could go back to any moment in history, not even just like your history, but any moment in history. but any moment in history ever since the beginning of time, is there anywhere you would want to go? Or to the future. Like, it could be any point in time. Well, the future, I don't know.

So I can't tell you what. Well, but do you want to go like 30 years just to see what life is like? No. No. Because what if I'm not around? I mean, yeah. You don't have to ask. Well, you would have, you would know.

You don't have to ask. No, bull. You can just go to see what the universe is like. Is it still there? Are we all alive? Yes, we're also alive. Have you ever thought about that? No, I haven't really.

Really? Honestly, I have never thought about like, oh, I wish I'd have been here or there. Except when I didn't watch Woodstock, I was like, man, that would have been so awesome to be there. Like a time period. But it probably would have been miserable. It was probably a terrible experience. Probably so awful. I mean, I don't think a lot of people that went probably feel that way now.

Oh, they probably thought it was terrible. I don't know. I bet they were having a good time. Forrest went to Woodstock in 99. in New York, he says, awful. He said the second day, he ran out of money, and he's like, I, it's so terrible. Well, that sounds like a personal problem.

Yeah. But it doesn't sound like a festival problem. It was brutal. Okay. But yeah, so maybe Woodstock? I don't know. You don't stay there. You just get a go and experience it for a little bit.

They go back on their timeship and they go off to another place. I really don't, I mean, I don't think you. Maybe when they land on the moon, I go up on the moon. Oh, yeah. When that all happen would be really cool. Like, I'd be up on there with them. Yeah. Because I know they live.

That's cool. because besides that, I ain't going up in our space. Only to go to the moon? Well, no, I just don't understand. Like, it's too scary. Like, the threat of it, like. Also, if you guys haven't noticed, anytime lunchbox, like, something makes, not a lot of things make lunchbox uncomfortable.

Death makes me uncomfortable. But if he doesn't want to talk about something, he goes, that, that. Yep, death, I don't like it. It's a visceral reaction. No, death is the one thing I don't talk about. I don't like it. It's not on my rate.

I can't talk about it. I don't like thinking about it. All that. It's just, it's too much. It's too much. Like, it's too freaky. I would love to go back to the flapper era. What is that?

Like the Great Gatsby era, when they did all the, they had all the flapper dresses. Oh, they had the burlesh shows. Yeah. I think they might have had, I don't know if this was the time of when like alcohol was illegal. So they had the underground, speaking easies. I don't know if this is all the same time. And that would be when you didn't have any rights, you couldn't do anything. So you wouldn't.

You don't stay there. You just go and you get experienced it for a few hours. and go back to where you came about. Oh, okay. So, like, I would love to go experience, like, a great Gatsby-style party where you're in your flapper out of it. Everybody's dressing, like, dancing and it's a particular style of dance. Dang, I don't have anything.

I'm terrible. I don't ever think about that. I don't ever think about it. I think about it could be an option for you. Because I just think about, I'm like, man, just think about how much better the world is now than it was. So why would I want to go back? That's fair, but it's also, like, parts of history that you just never, you never even

thought you had an opportunity to experience. Like, I would go to the future 100 years because, like, the, the, See, no. Here's, but think of it this way. I know that I'm going to be dead in 100 years. Okay. Because I wouldn't be 130. Nobody's made it to 130.

So I would go 100 years knowing that I've already passed, but I want to see what the future is like because I am not going to get to experience it. Okay. You know, like what's technology like? Do we have flying cars? Is there like new animals? Like, have we discovered different things? I want to know what that's all like. Because if you think about 100 years ago, 100 years from now would be the 1920s.

Yeah, it's crazy. And if somebody from there came to see now, they'd be like, what the crap is this? Yeah, I mean, they would for sure. Fos show. See? Both show. But you got nothing besides Woodstock. It's really the only thing I can think of.

I mean, I just don't, I don't think about that kind of stuff. It's funny to see you uncomfortable talking about. No, no, I'm not uncomfortable talking about that. So I just don't like talking about death. Like death. It just, that is one thing. It's just, you never see you get uncomfortable. So watch.

But it's not uncomfortable. It just, it gives me the hebie-jee-jee-ge-s. It's like a, it's like a paralysis, really. It's like, I mean, that is the one thing that just freaks me out. And so I just don't like talking about it. I don't like thinking about it. I try not to, I try to avoid it. I get it.

I do understand. It is a very emotional thing. So I get it. Yeah. All right. Well, we'll keep moving forward. Yeah, let's kill that. Then you made the joke.

Really? That didn't make it. No. Okay. You geeked out this week over Chelsea, House. Are you saying that right? Yeah, Chelsea Houska, yeah. Yeah, she called in after you did a report on her and that whole thing kind of went down.

It's kind of been the reality TV show week. Have you been feeling really good about what's been happening? It's been feeling awesome. It's like connections made, dreams come true. And it's just weird. It's not like a creepy thing. It's like it's a TV show. Like I watch the TV show.

You watch a TV show. You start like you, I don't know what show you want. What is it called? Superhero shows. Yeah, but I was going to say friends. A lot of people watch. friends. I do like friends, too, yeah.

And they like, oh, they relate to Monica or, what's, Rachel, or Phoebe, right? Yeah, it's just a little bit different, I feel like, because reality TV is there, is still a version of their real life. Yes, exactly. And that's what I'm saying. You watch, like, Survivor or Big Brother, you start liking these people. And Chelsea was just cool, like, she was on the show. She was, like, just real and cool and, like, didn't seem back crazy.

Mm-hmm. You know? Yeah. And so it was just a good story. And then when she called in, it was like, what? If you were to go on a double date with her and her husband. Yeah. What would you guys do?

Like what would be a fun double date? You and your wife, her and her husband. Oh, we could go play some bingo. That was where you first go bingo. She'd be like, what the crap is wrong with this old man? Morgan, let me tell you. Let me tell you something. I love bingo.

Don't get me wrong. but like that is it. Morgan, Bingo is like if, if I could suggest to anybody out there, if you are, I love Bingo. If you're like single or you're just newly dating someone and you have Bingo where you're at,

bingo date is a freaking determinant to see if they are cool or if they are just, uh-uh. If they are like, don't find Bingo fun and they're, they think, oh my gosh, what are we doing? This is so stupid. They are not the person for you because they don't know how to enjoy life. Bingo can tell you a lot about a person and it is amazing. Okay, but let me point this out. You could do a whole lot of activities and have that same thing

happen. You could go bowling. You could go for like a paint by the numbers situation. You can go paint, have a paint night. Let me tell you how much. You could go do lottery. Let me tell you how much fun I have painting. I'm just saying. There's a lot of activities. Because I'm not good at it. Okay. Bowling, you can go do mini golf.

You can do golf carts. Like, there's a lot of ways you can... You can go do golf carts? Yeah, you've... Mini go cart. Sorry, I was trying to say golf carts. I was like, wow, let's go drive a golf cart down the run. That's so fun.

I was trying to say mini... Like the go-cart thing. Yeah, we go to do go-carts. But the problem with go-carts is we're not hanging out talking. Like, when you're playing bingo, you're sitting there talking to each other and you're having fun. It was hilarious. That was your, like, first thing. And the look.

of defeat on your face. No, there's no defeat. Because when you go, correct me if I'm wrong, what is the age range of people there? Oh, yeah, they're older. They're older. Like how many young people do you see when you go? Well, when we used to go, we brought the young crowd. Okay, without you guys.

We rejuvenated the bingo industry. Without you. I don't know. No, you know what it was. I think it's a great idea. And they would get mad at us because we'd be too loud, but we were sitting there. I mean, it was B-Y-O-B. It was great.

You sit there and drink and try to get your numbers. I do agree with you that I think that's a great date idea. I do agree. It's just funny that that was your first choice. Yeah. We might need to amp up. This is why you haven't taken your wife on another date, huh? We might need to amp up your dating.

No, I mean, what are you going to do? Go to a picnic in the park. You got to get a little romantic lunch? You like to go on bike rides? I'm not taking Chelsea House to a freaking picnic in a park. Now I'm back to you. Now you're back to my wife. Okay.

I'm like, hold on, hold on. I can't take Jason. No, hey, it's great. Go to Bingot Josie Outska. I love it for you. Thank you. Do it. And go to Applebee's after and get a dollar drink.

Dollar Rita. Yeah, uh-huh. You'll have a great time. I think that's a great time. Thank you. I just had to give you a little bit of a hard moment. No, that's cool. But for your wife and taking her on dates, you can go do all kinds of things.

Take her on a picnic. Yeah, okay. There's movies in the park. Not, not now. There's winter. There still was. there's still stuff going on in November? No, that's too cold.

No, you ain't doing no movies in the park. No, you're just making excuses. There is no movies in the park in November. It is too dang cold. No, okay. I bet. Well, I did have another question for you. Yeah, go ahead.

You're going to know why this is my answer. I'm going to know this is why your question. No, you're going to know why my answer to this question is what it is. Got it. If technology stopped working today. It would be great. What would you be totally screwed without, if anything? Oh, TV.

that's it. That's the only one. Just because you watch so much TV, like sports. Well, no, yeah, I just watched sports. And so if I couldn't watch sports, I don't know what I would do, but I figured out. Do you think about that ever? Like, I don't know. I mean, I don't know when the TV was invented, but 30 years ago.

There was sports. Sports existed. Yeah, but nobody watched it. In, like, the 80s, like they had NBA playoff games on tape delay. They would record them and then they would play them later. Like, how bananas is that? Yeah, that is crazy. Bananas.

And you'd have to wake up the next day to look at the box score to see if you're, if you're, like, the Cubs. were playing in California. There was no TV or Sports Center to tell you who's winning. So you'd have to get in the newspaper. Oh, did they win today? Do you feel like that's more exciting than getting no watch in real time? Or do you think it's more exciting now?

No, no. There's nothing more exciting than watching in real time. Looking at a box score is not that exciting. Well, I just don't know if like the anticipation, you're like, oh, my team is playing right now. I hope they're winning and then you wake up the next day to find a win. No, that's good. Like if you go to bed and they're winning or if you go to bed and they're losing,

you're like, oh, man, all right. And then you wake up. Ah, that's really exciting. Yeah, so it's kind of similar anticipation if you're like looking at a newspaper. Yes. But if they lose, why not not? I would say I would be screwed without the TV. But because I don't use like a map.

I can, I'm a. That was my answer. Oh, yeah, you'd be dead. You'd be dead. You can't even get 10 feet from your house without the GPS, which is embarrassing. You should practice. Like literally. Hold on.

You're exaggerating. No, no, I'm not. You are. I'm not. You are. I can get 10. minutes from my house without. No, because to the other side of Nashville is 10 minutes and you don't know how to get there.

I don't want to get to the other side. It's just specific places. Right. What you need to do, though, is literally people, you've got to quit relying on GPS. Like, stop it. Like, you've got to practice driving places without typing it in your GPS. And once you get lost, maybe, then type it in. But this is a problem is I don't have time to get lost.

Oh, my gosh. Like, I don't have time to be driving in the wrong place. I purposely leave my house with enough time to get where. I'm going. I mean, that's sad. It's sad that people have to have a GPS to get somewhere. I hear you. It's also just like my brain, it's like math.

Listen, I sucked at math. Like, I would go in and do studying all the freaking time and I still couldn't understand the concept of so many math equations. It's like that's for me with driving in directions. Like the idea that somebody can just take a street address, having never been there, I mean like, yeah, I'll get there. It blows my mind. And I love that.

But I can't. physically comprehend that. If it's the first time and you've never been somewhere, I get it. But there are people that can do that. Like, there are people that can take that

and be like, oh, it's over by here, yeah, I'll find it. I know what street. Like, yeah, yeah. Now, if you name the street and I know where that street is, I can get there.

And that's, and people are like, oh, give me a direction. I'm like, give me directions. I'm like, I don't know the name of the street. I know you go up there. You take a left by that.

You also have a really good memory. I have a great memory. Yeah. I am. I do not. I am like a roadmap in my head. Like if I've been somewhere, no, don't. It's curtains.

I get there. And maybe that's why because like even in school, like when I learned something, I'd have to like study really hard just for whatever that was. And then I'd lose all of that information. Then you flush it. So like I don't retain things very well. So maybe that's why I'm so bad with it. I retain stupid stuff.

I know. But directions. Directions are not dumb. Well, reality show contestants, I can remember that. But I can't remember historical facts. It's like. But it's stuff you're interested in. At least you can retain things.

I can't even retain things that I am interested in. Yeah, I can't retain my kids' names. I call them the wrong name all the time. That's a dad thing. That is. Yeah. My dad will call me and be like, hey, Ramee, and I'm like, that is not my name. So that's just a dad thing.

And a mom thing. Yeah, you would be stranded on the side of the road without a freaking GPS. That's true. Yeah, because I told you what happened when my phone went in the lake, right? Yeah. And my friend had to drive me back home, like had to lead me back home. I had no way of. Well, yeah, because I was in a place I'd never been before.

That is. But once I did find my, once we hit a point on the highway, though, she, like, kind of pulled up next to me and, like, thumbs up or thumbs down to see if I was good. And I got good. So I did. Once I get to a point, I'm good. But you drove to that place, right? I did.

So you should have been able to drive home. That retaining thing is not there at all. Like, once I've done, it's like, cool, done, complete. Bye. Oh, that is bad. That's bad. I know. So you, a TV.

me a GPS. That's all right. Gosh, you know how awesome it would be if some technology went away? No, I like technology. It would be so great. I would like technology. I would not like you to go away technology

and I'm putting that out there in case you guys decide to take over the world. Okay, we're taking break. Would you like it? Question. Would you love it if social media went away? There are days where I think about that often. And I know your job is like you post on social media for,

you know, you're the web. Yeah. But there's also marketing and a whole lot of other things. Would you be like, I love the world with no social media? In moments. Like, I do think there are moments where I'm like, dang, this is really not beneficial and this is stupid. But most of the time, no. I do enjoy social media.

And I like that it can grow brands. I like that it can connect us in a lot of ways. Like, especially when I see listeners from like Australia and London, and I'm like, this is so crazy. We don't have listeners in Australia or London. Yeah, we do. Yeah, they come on election and they're like, hey, from Australia and I'm like, wait, what? It's awesome. Like, that's so cool that we're connected in that way. I'm going to get on there and say, coming to you from Compton. No, I'll know who you are.

Oh. If I know who you are, then you're making the joke. It doesn't work. You're right. But we do have, we've had voice mails from people in New Zealand and Australia. I didn't know that. So we do have them. And then I'm Mr. Worldwide. Yeah. Okay, let's take a little break. In 2023, former Bachelor star Clayton Eckerd found him at the center of a paternity scandal. The family court hearings that followed revealed glaring inconsistencies in her story. This began a years-long court battle

to prove the truth. You doctored this particular test twice in someone, correct? I doctored the test ones. It took an army of internet detectives to crack the case. I wanted people to be able to see what their tax dollars were being used for. Sunlight's the greatest disinfected. They would uncover a disturbing pattern.

Two more men who'd been through the same thing. Greg Lesbian, Michael Marantini. My mind was blown. I'm Stephanie Young. This is Love Trap. Laura, Scottsdale Police. As the season continues, Laura Owens finally faces consequences. Ladies and gentlemen, breaking news at Maricopa County as Laura Owens has been indicted on fraud charges.

This isn't over until justice is served in Arizona. Listen to Love Trapped podcast on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. There's two golden rules that any man should live by. Rule one, never mess with a country girl. You play stupid games, you get stupid prizes. And rule two, never mess with her friends either. We always say that trust your girlfriends. I'm Anna Sinfield, and in this new season of the girlfriends, oh my God, this is the same man. A group of women discover they've all dated the same prolific con artist. I got hit by a truck. I thought, how could this happen to me?

The cops didn't seem to care. So they take matters into their own hands. I said, oh, hell no. I vowed. I will be his last target. He's going to get what he deserves. Listen to the girlfriends. Trust me, babe.

On the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. What's up, everyone? I'm Ego Wode. My next guest, you know from Step Brothers, Anchorman, Saturday Night Live, And the Big Money Players Network, it's Will Farrell. Woo, woo, woo, woo.

My dad gave me the best advice ever. I went and had lunch with them one day. And I was like, and Dad, I think I want to really give this a shot. I don't know what that means, but I just know the groundlings. I'm working my way up through and I know it's a place that come look for up and coming talent. He said, if it was based solely on talent, I wouldn't worry about you, which is really sweet. Yeah. He goes, but there's so much luck involved.

and he's like, just give it a shot. He goes, but if you ever reach a point where you're banging your head against the wall and it doesn't feel fun anymore, it's okay to quit. If you saw it written down, it would not be an inspiration. It would not be on a calendar of, you know, the cat. Just hang in there. Yeah, it would not be. Right, it wouldn't be that.

There's a lot of luck. Listen to Thanks, Dad, on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. Some rejected segments. Bobby shared this week. And if you have not quite figured it out or have not heard me before say, rejected segments, basically like best bits is rejected, rejected segments. It's stuff that we would pitch,

but they didn't make the show or rejected segments. So best fits is rejected, rejected segments. No, because I thought best bits were bits that were on the show. They are, but like all the content that I do outside of it is. Is mine, yours, or somebody, you know. I got you. I see what you're saying. saying yeah, yeah. You really don't listen to me, do you?

No, I knew. Listen, I was confused. I was like, no, I thought these were bits that were the best of the week, so I was confused. Okay. Are you currently addicted to anything? Like, is there anything where you're like, dang, I'm really enjoying this right now. This is awesome. And I can let you think about it if you need a moment. Because I have talked about this before, but I don't know if I can say it. Okay. Family appropriate. Okay, then all right. Sir, I've been playing this game called Travel Town on my phone and I am addicted enough that I have purchased $100 worth of things in the app. Excuse me?

I haven't been going out a lot recently, okay? And so it's been really fun for me to play this game. Morgan, okay, can I just tell you something? I've made friends with people on Facebook for it. No, no, no, no. You are turning, oh my gosh. You're turning into a cat lady. A cat lady?

Yeah, someone that doesn't leave her house just like a place. Well, that's not true. No, no, no. I have loved my house a lot. Morgan, this is what I need from you. I need you to put down Farmville No I don't want to play Farmville No I said put it down

What do you mean put it down? It's not Farmville What is it called? Travel Town Okay same thing It's really fun It's a matching game It's good for my brain

It's a what Matching game Let me see it Don't delete it I would never delete it I don't know how to delete things Yes you do No I just want to see

You're conning me right now I want to Like let me see what you mean Like start it so I can see what I don't want to collect that yet though I would like to use that It's like a little one-up or life thing. But you can see behind it, it's like a matching board, and you match a bunch of things,

and you build the town. It might be like Farmville. I don't know. So you're matching what? Just objects, and you basically, once you get to a certain object, like there's so many different levels of the object. And once you hit a certain point, then you turn it in for points. What is it called?

Welcome to Farmville. It's called Travel Town. Travel Town. I'm going to Google what it means. I'm going to see if they can explain it better. That was a good explanation. Travel Town game. Tell me what it means.

Okay. It's called merge adventure. So you build a town? Yeah, by merging things. Like it's a match game. It's like the bottom level of it, right? It's a match game. And you're just merging all these objects.

So wait, wait. So there's like a bunch of items that come from the top of the screen and when you get two next to each other? Have you ever played Candy Crush? No. Okay. It's kind of like Candy Crush and that you're just matching a whole bunch of items together to basically get more coins to build your town. Oh, God. I have no idea.

Okay. And how many hours a day are you playing this? this. Not a lot. I just play it when I have like free time. Like how many hours a day have you played it? Well, you only get like a hundred little lightning things to be able to play. So like five minutes every so often. A hundred lightning things a day? Yeah, the lightning is what allows you to play and match. Oh my gosh. I am so glad I do not care about video games and play it on my phone because this is like you waste your time. Like even if you know what you can do with that five minutes? Close your eyes and take a nap. I do take naps. But like you could just sit there and be like, it just,

it helps me turn off my brain when I'm looking at like, No, your phone is the opposite turning off your brain. If you're looking at your phone, your brain is on. It's not making me think about the million things that I have to do. It's like, it's a different way of me. Like when I watch TV shows, it's another version of that.

You want to know what I'm addicted to? What are you addicted to? I'm addicted to immaculate grid. Okay. Is that also a game? Yeah. Why are you getting mad at me for playing a game? Well, this one's like real, real stuff.

What? So it's a grid and it's like you have to, okay, who played for the Dodgers and the Padres? You have to name a player that has played for both. This is literally bingo on your phone but sports. And no, no, no. Yes, it is. This is bingo. It has a grid.

It's bingo. I don't think so. It looks like bingo. You're mad. Oh, I missed it. Dang it. Were you guessing? one of them? Okay, we can't, I see, I'm not as an addicted. I didn't go and play it.

Yeah, this is a tough one. Now you're playing it. I mean, it's like, wow, this is so cool. Yeah, sir, that's bingo. It's like an elevated version of bingo. So you had to come up with these categories and you have to try to get which ones you want and I just play it. Oh, I didn't mean to do that. So yeah, and you just play that game. So whatever, you try to get it perfect. And you try to get the rare or the better. Like, you know, you don't want to. get for it if you get the whole grid. You get it perfect and then it says it gives you a rarity score and you don't want to get like getting it perfect is great.

But if you can get like real like 2% of people guess that person, it's like you find one of the, instead of doing the biggest name that played for both teams, it's kind of like that. It's a really interesting game. So you have a game on your phone? No, it's a website. I go to the website. Okay.

Like I usually do it on my computer. You have a website. Is that one of the things you're playing? when we're on the show. Yeah. And a new one comes out every day at 8 a.m. so it's perfect because I just sit there and... It's like your version of the New York Times crossword puzzle.

Yeah. That's what it is. Yeah. But it's bingo. Immaculate grid. And it's amazing, as my cousin Andrews says, it's amazing how 40 years of baseball knowledge disappears in 30 seconds. Because you sit there and you're like,

I watch baseball all the time. And I can't think of a player that played for both. these teams, it's bananas. Okay. All right. Well, there's your addiction and we both have games. Don't make fun of me. I didn't make fun of you.

You did make fun of me. Kind of. Okay. I was going to ask you this one, but now I don't want to because I feel like you're just going to be, eh, the whole time. Go ahead. So you can either say pass or we can talk about it.

But I was going to ask the strangest thing you've experienced at a funeral. Because my girlfriends and I were out at brunch and we were, They were trying to help me cope. What in the world? Just listen with like the loss of my grandpa. And so doing that, we all started to talk about some just weird situations of things we've witnessed at funerals. And we all had a lot of similar ones that I didn't anticipate. And it ended up being like the most hilarious conversation I've ever had.

Really? Because like you just don't realize how similar people are and the experiences that you have, even though you live and grew up in different places. So what is the funniest thing you've ever seen at a funeral? There's a few things I'm not going to share for purposes of people knowing. You saw people hooking up? No, no, no. No, I mean, like, everybody grieves in different ways, right?

Okay. And some things are very specific. But one that we all connected with on is that we kept seeing people take pictures of the open casket. Oh, I don't. That's weird. Why would you need photos of an open casket? What, like, what would you do with those? I have no idea.

But all of us have witnessed, and one of my girlfriends even had a step further. She goes, I was going through my childhood photos, and there's pictures of us standing next to a gasket, smiling for a photo. That's weird. I can honestly say, no, no, I'm going to be honest with you. I have no idea about the weirdest thing I've ever seen at a funeral because I don't think I've ever seen anything weird. Really? I think I've gone to a funeral. I think I've cried at a funeral.

Oh, I've cried a lot. And we left. I don't know. I've never seen anybody like knocked the casket over or someone try to climb in the casket. I've never seen any of that. I've never seen. So you have a normal family. And I haven't been.

Let's not act like I've been to 500 funerals in my life. I've been to. I don't know. I can't even name how many funer I've been to. But I can't think of anything crazy happening. Yeah. I do feel like more things happen than we think. But it just, I think the conversation,

is what sparked some memories to pop up for everyone, not thinking much of it. Yeah. And this was one, because all of us were like, we've all seen people taking pictures of an open casket. And also open casket is also, we're like,

are we all on the same? Like, do all of our families do that? All of ours did. Well, it depends. I've been to open and closed, and it just depends on how the person dies. Yeah,

that's part of it. But it was just a really interesting conversation to think about like just the things that happen in funerals. and the experiences that people have. Yeah. You know, because there are some funny ones. I'm not going to expose anybody

because there was some funny stories. But, like, this was the one that got brought up because we were all kind of like, what do you do with those photos? You take those photos. Do you develop them? Where do they go? Do you leave them on your phone?

I feel like that's bad energy. No, because I think I'd rather have the live photos. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. That's weird. I don't, I can't recollection. I can't recall. It'll probably be in the back of your brain now, too, and something's going to spark something.

You're like, that happens. No, literally, I can't. Like, I'm telling you, all the funerals I've been to been pretty dang normal. Yeah. Most of mine were. It wasn't until this conversation that it sparked that, like, I witnessed that happening. I was like, oh, yeah, that's not exactly normal. Yeah.

All right. Well. It wasn't even just, like, family. Like, I've been to a lot of, like, friends and classmates and stuff. So, like, it's not, like, all my family funerals that this is, like, at. Yeah, I'm talking about any funeral. Like, I just can't think of any, like, craziness, weird. Well, I bet, I bet listeners can't.

We'll have them send us some. Yeah, I can't wait. And at least it helps, it helps me, I know, in dealing with those situations to have something. You want something funny happening. Okay, the craziest thing ever is, I guess Bobby's mom's funeral, Bobby was up doing the eulogy and someone's phone ring. Yeah, and it was a song. Like it was a song. It was a ringtone.

Mark, you're asking the wrong person. I know. I have no idea. But it is. It's always like, it's just those weird things that happen. And they might not be in funny in any other scenario, but they just kind of make you giggle in that moment. Yeah.

And it kind of helps you cope with it. Yeah, I was funny. Yeah. But that was the only one I could think of. That's fair. Oh, great. We're making lunchbox go to his bed grave. Saturday morning, man.

I'm tired. It is not that early. We did do a spill of tea this week. You got some tea spilled on you. Did? What happened? And you also spilled some tea because you're not very good at disguising your voice. I didn't spill any tea this week. Okay.

I know your voice when I hear it. You say words very specifically. I don't know what you're talking about. Okay. Well, speaking of that brunch, the brunch that I was talking about, you're going to be so, like, shocked about this lunch. We went to brunch. Okay. And the girls brought me.

That is shocking. Well, I see, I do get out of my house. we went for my birthday, like a belated birthday, and they brought me a cake, the restaurant. For us to eat the cake in the restaurant, they wanted to charge us $60. I've heard of that. To eat the cake in the restaurant.

Not to have them cut it, not to do it just for us to eat it, have it in the restaurant. Did you tell them no? Yeah, we left and we ate it at them all. I'd have been, I just walked outside and ate it literally outside the front door. I would ate it right there in front of the front door. I don't, like, it's fine if they're like here,

like we're going to charge you five or ten bucks. because this isn't our food or whatever. Cool. But $60? No, I think it's stupid. Like, shut up with your going to charge me to eat a cake. Did you, like, did you growing up when you were a kid, like, when you went places, did they bring you cookies or cake or something? And you were at a different place that didn't have those cookies or cake?

I feel like that was common. Oh, I think it was common if we was a family birthday or whatever. But I guess they want you to buy their desserts, but get over yourself. I mean, it's like, it's like, I guess I just grew up in like, you know, Kansas where we went to like Chuckie Cheese. and you always brought in cake or you go to Applebee's and you get a cake. A couple times when I was younger. That was where I had my birthday party. Shout out.

But it wasn't Chuckie Cheese. And it was called Showbiz. It had a different name? Yeah. That was the name before Chuckie Cheese? Well, the one in Austin. Oh. So it may not be Chuckie Cheese.

No, it was the same thing. But, yeah, but different. But like different brands? Maybe like different. Yeah, I think they're different brands. Like, one of those big bear. Wait, Chuckie Cheese had a different name. You just like blew my mind.

Yeah, it was showbiz pizza. Okay. That was your version of Chuck E cheese Yeah, and then it changed It was right there on Burnett And then it turned to Chuck E cheese Later on, it's right next to the Ross I don't know if the Ross is still there

But it was right there next to Ross McDonald's is right there The vacuum cleaner place was still there Was right there Is Chuck E cheese even still open? Yeah, it's still open It's still around, it's kicking Do you take the kids to it ever?

No Oh, so it's not really kicking You know what? I've never taken my kids with Chuck E's jeez I feel like they should go Chuck E's amazing Yeah, but the It's kind of expensive.

Really? Everything is now, though. Exactly. Case in point. You know what's not expensive? What? Taking them to the park. That's true.

But you still have to have some experiences outside of the park. Yeah. You know what? It's not expensive. Taking it to Memphis? Well, yeah, because St. Jude paid for it. Exactly. Oh, my goodness.

Hey, man, let me tell you, Memphis, we didn't get to do much. Boy, boy. What much going on there? Woo, boy. Oh, yeah. You shared that, remember, on the listener Q&A? I did. Mr. Great Memory.

I don't remember that. It was one day ago. We haven't even done that yet. Yes, we did. No, because this is part one. It doesn't have to be an order. You went to the future and you know, you know what happens in the future. I did go to the future. That's crazy.

Oh, my goodness. But what would you have done? Like, would you have paid it? At any point in time, would you pay that? There ain't a chance in the world I'd have paid $60 to eat a cake. Yeah. I would have freaking given a piece of cake right in their face, maybe, but that's about it. Yeah.

Charge me $60 to eat a piece of cake. You stupid people. I hate stu- I hate places. Yeah. All my friends looked at me and they're like, do you want to do it?

I said, no, guys, we're going, we can eat in the parking lot. If I was the waitress, I was like, just eat the cake and I won't charge you.

Like, what are you going to do? Yeah, it was a nicer place. I don't give a crap where it. I don't care of it's freaking Ritz Carlton. Isn't that a nice place? Yeah. And some places don't even have like,

like they have like one dessert thing. And I'm like that doesn't work for like a birthday. It's stupid. It's stupid. Like there's one place is. But they did bring us free cookies that were really good. So I, you know. That's legit.

I like, I like it. The waiters are like, oh, I'm sorry, but I'd have to charge you $60. She was apologetic about it. Like, I don't think she wanted to. But, you know, if her boss walks by and sees eating cake, that isn't theirs. Yeah. It would have been a thing. I don't understand people.

Like, it's so stupid. You don't understand businesses. No, I don't understand. I get it. But here's the thing. Yo, manager, let them eat the cake. Guess who's not going to ever know. The owner.

Like, okay, you brought a cake in. You know what? You didn't want to buy our dessert. At least you came and ate dinner here. So cool. Because if they did that to me, I'd be like, screw you. I'm never coming back to your restaurant. Would you rather have me be a repeat customer?

Or would you rather have that $60 for the freaking cake, you loser? All right, let's move on. Yeah. I figured you'd have an opinion on that. So stupid. I'm so annoyed. Okay. Well, not annoying you.

But you know what's weird is I didn't get invited to that brunch for your birthday. That's cool. It was all girls. I fit in with chicks. Oh, well, you probably would have not came because it's on a. Sunday morning. Oh, you know what I mean? I don't eat on Sunday mornings. You're right. You don't? I didn't think so. Yeah. We did have John Brennan in, speaking of reality TV. Oh, yeah. Is this number one? No. Oh, okay. You'll be excited about number one, though.

Oh, I know what it is then. What's your guess? Finally got there. You're finally on one week where you're number one. Yeah, go ahead. Okay. Well, we did have John Brennan on and you were really excited about him. Yes, I did geek out a little bit because I'm a huge. Not a little bit. A lot of it. I thought I kept it pretty cool. What do you say? Nah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You just don't, you don't understand what cool it is because I was cool as a cucumber. You were not.

You were cool. You were chill versus other times I've seen you. I didn't jump out of my seat or anything. I didn't jump out of my seat or anything. I think if you saw them in like a hallway or another situation, you probably would have. Yeah, it would have been a little different. It would have been a little different. Yeah, you did have a little chill cap on.

Yeah, I was like, hey, let's just keep it profesh. But you weren't that profession. You still pretty lost your cool. All right, but it's awesome. Yeah. You excited? Yeah, the fact that I watched that as a kid and to see him in the flesh, he was like, whoa, dude.

Like, he was one of the OG real world. Like, that's crazy. Yeah. Because I've seen, you know, a couple in the wild, like Johnny Bananas. Not when you did not have cool with. I didn't have, I had an alcohol flowing too, man. That was Forest fault, too. That was back in forest.

Like, dude, bananas is in here. And I was like, shut up. because, dude, I saw him leaving the bathroom. And I freaked out. And we went, I mean, Forrest's like, I'm going to go find him. And he found where he was. And he's like, dude, I'm going to get his shots. And so he got like eight shots.

And by the time we got to bananas, we had three shots left. Because we spilled him, we dropped them, whatever, trying to fight through a crowded bar. Whatever, we were hammered. And bananas did a shot with us. That is pretty awesome. That is true. But back to Brennan, John Brinan. It's pretty cool.

Like, he's the one that laid the foundation for my dreams that never came true. That was like a very convoluted sentence. But yes, I do think, too, it was cool hearing about, like, how he feels about reality TV now and what was true, what wasn't true, especially also now because when he was on it's so much different than what reality TV is now. So real back then. Like his whole life was out there. Everything. Yeah, you did have good questions, too. I'm proud of you.

You were very involved during that interview. Yeah, I paid attention to that one. That was an interesting interview. Most of our interview is not that interesting. Well, speaking of TV shows, have you watched anything recently that you want to suggest? Yeah, Survivor, New Season Survivor started. So far, I'm very disappointed in people. Like, I'm shocked at what has been going on in Survivor.

Like the contestants aren't good? Yeah, their actions have been not good. Very disappointed. I don't want a spoiler. So I won't say anything, but I would just say, I'm like, what in the world? When you watch a show, like, Survivor, are you picking a team at the very beginning? getting to like root for? Oh, you don't pick a team.

You pick individuals. It's an individual game. Sorry, it's been a long time since I've watched Survivor. There's one sole survivor. There's not a team that wins. You're right. Okay, sorry. Isn't there another team one though?

There's a team like Island thing. Well, you're in a tribe and your tribe has to keep winning so you don't go to tribal council. When you lose, you go to tribal council. So if you get stuck on a bad tribe, it's really dangerous. Okay. So, but do you pick one person that you're kind of rooting for? Yeah.

Okay. Yeah. Who is the person you're rooting for? I don't want to say because what if someone starts watching, they will know they haven't got voted out yet. Like if they start from the beginning of the season or if they're a week behind, I don't want to say that person. Oh,

because then they know that person's still in. Good call. I didn't. Sorry. I didn't think about that. No, that's cool. I just saw like the first one. Like the initial,

when you first watched the first episode. You try the first episode, but sometimes you don't even see the other tribes enough because they concentrate on a tribe that loses. Got it. So a couple episodes in, you start picking your favorites. My aunt and uncle,

my uncle, he always used to be in a survivor pool at his work. What does that? mean like they would put money in a pot and they'd all pick a winner oh that's old school that's legit right yeah they still do it um my uncle's dead what the I'm sorry I'm sorry you're talking that like that was yesterday I said I said he used to yeah but I just like okay I'm done I said I said I said he used to do that at his work I know but maybe he was retired I don't know I don't assume bad things.

Oh, yeah. There you go. Okay, I'm sorry. But he, but he, my uncle Mike and my aunt Judy, they are the reason I watch Survivor though, is because they watched it. They watched it from the beginning. And we have the same taste in TV.

They're like, you will love it. You will love it. And so season 10, I started watching. And I'm like, oh my gosh, this is amazing. And so that's why I started watching Survivor. And so we would always call each other and talk Survivor, text, blah, blah. And so, yeah.

Do you have anybody to call and text with About Survivor now? Yeah, my Aunt Judy. She still watches it? She still watches it. She is like into it. And she watches Amazing Race and I watch Amazing Race and we text about it. Is there any reality TV show that you don't get into? Yeah, there's a lot.

There are. Okay. I didn't know if you just watched strictly, like besides sports. If all you watched was like reality TV. No, no, no. I'll watch other shows. But I'm just like those are the main ones. Do you ever get into like Love Island or Love is Blind?

I want, I don't know what is love. Oh, that's the one on Netflix. Love is. I never watched it. Love Island. I don't know what that is. I don't think I've watched that one. Have you been watching the Golden Bachelor?

No, I've done with The Bachelor. Okay. I finished it. COVID, I couldn't do it. And so it was like COVID kind of ended it. Yeah, COVID ended Bachelor, Bachelorette. I don't even watch Bachelor in Paradise, even though that was the best one because I don't know the people.

Yeah. Now they're all new people from these seasons and I'm like, I don't know what the hell is going on. Do you watch any of the Bravo stuff like that Ray likes to watch with his wife? No. watch below deck. I watched below deck every once in TV and like all the old school ones that have been on for a long time. Those other ones.

Okay. Any other? Anything that isn't reality TV that you have a suggestion of? No, I haven't been watching enough stuff. I'm trying to get through. Bluey? Yeah, bluey is good.

I've been putting Bluey on for Rumi when I leave because I saw on TikTok that she can actually see the colors. That's funny. And so I know a lot of the things now about Bluey. You're funny. Yeah, it's actually funny. Sometimes I'll get home. I'll just sit there and I'll leave it on for a little bit.

See? It's got a adult. humor. Nah, I ain't got nothing. Nothing. That's terrible. We're being in, what is it called?

Rescue riders right now. Rescue riders? Yeah. What is that? It's on Netflix. Some kids that fly on dragons to. Oh, your family.

I thought you met you and your wife. No, no, no. I really thought that was, this is where my mind wit is that I thought it was like motorcycle riders that like rescue animals. That's literally where I went. No, no, no, no. No, no. Okay, so it's an animated show? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Got it. Yeah. I got it. Okay. Well, I've been really

big on Apple TV recently. Do you have Apple TV? I got Apple TV. Have you been watching Morning Show? Never seen it. Didn't it get into that one? I want it. That's on our list. It's a good one. And the season three has been pretty good. It's been very real life symmetrical, like things that have happened in the news, they're kind of playing into. Yeah, we need to finish succession. I'm pretty sure you've had like five of these best bits with me in every every time you come in and succession is still there. Yeah, we're in the middle of the last season. I think.

I think it's the last season. I don't know. I'm pretty sure. And so we just have to get there. But we just, it's so hard. And now it's been like a month and a half since we've watched an episode. So then we're going to need to watch the episode before so we can catch up.

Yeah, you guys are driving me crazy watching TV. It's hard. Now that the sports world is like back, like summer, there's not as many sports. Like it's baseball and that's pretty much it. So you're good. But now you got football, baseball, you got basketball just started.

I mean, Wimbunaya, he's freaking made his NBA debut the other night. I wouldn't be surprised if your wife has already seen all of it and she just hasn't told you. Probably not. No, no, no chance. You think there's no chance? No chance. Even when she's home sometimes? No chance. Maybe the kids go to sleep.

No chance. No chance. But yeah, Wimbeniah's making his, I mean, the Spurs were never on national TV last season. It's my favorite team. This season, they got the number one draft pick. First game of season, they were on national TV. Boom. Let's go. Oh, gosh. There's more, even more sports going on in your house. Yes. And then you got the MLS playoffs coming up. I mean, it's just nonstop action. It's like you're speaking gibberish to me, but I love it for you. You seem very excited, very happy for you. Thank you. I have no idea,

though, the idea of it. But I did watch Apple TV morning shows a good one. Foundation is another good one. I don't know what that is. Foundation is in the sci-fi thriller world. Let's move on. But there is one that I think everybody will like except your wife, since she doesn't like showing emotion in movies, not in real life, in shows. But it's called Lessons and Chemistry. And so far there's only three episodes. Where did that come from? What?

You say that and then you don't even remember the name? No, I don't. You're looking at me like you're trying to remember the name. I am. And you yell at me and interrupted me talking about lessons and chemistry. Because I think it might have been on Apple TV. Okay. Well, keep thinking about it.

What is Lessons in Chemistry? It has Brie Larson as the lead, and it's basically about these two scientists and their life together. It's really good. Hold on. Okay. It's only three episodes so far. Oh, that's good. They're dropping them like every Friday, and I love it.

Okay, let's see what show this is. I love it you yell at me. You couldn't even remember. Sorry. Couldn't help it. I know. He's looking at his phone, doing some scrolling, trying to figure it out. Do you have an idea?

I could Google something. I got it here. Let me see. You got it. You're scrolling. Yeah, yeah, I'm getting there. What do you mean you're getting there? Ah, shrinking.

Oh, yeah, I did see that one on there. I have heard good things. There you go. I have her good things. That's about like the therapist situation. Yeah. Yeah. It's funny.

It's funny. It's quick episodes too, I think. Yeah, yeah, 20 minute episodes, 25 minute, 30 minute, whatever. But yeah, it's on Apple TV. The first couple episodes, you're like, oh, okay, it's okay, but it's solid. It gets so good. Okay, well, shrinking. We laughed out loud.

We did, we did, we did fine. you one. See, I knew Apple TV when you said, you were starting to happen. I was digging my head. I was digging my head. I was like, oh, got it. And Ted Lasso. Did you finish Ted Lasso? No, I haven't finished that yet. Okay. Well, have you? Yeah, oh, yeah. I've done and gone. As it aired. We were trying to finish succession, then we're going to move on to Ted Lasso. Okay. Well, then somehow, somehow shrinking got in there in the middle. I was going to say you kind of threw that off. Ted Lasso and then get into morning show because it's good. You want to know how we got into shrinking because it was 30 minute episodes and succession.

over an hour or an hour and it's like oh man i don't know if i have an hour in me yeah those are tough yeah the long episode ones are tough especially when you have kids and you put them to bed and you sit down you're like i think i got about 20 minutes in me so you really need those 30 minute episodes you should watch upload at that case i don't know about that upload is good okay it is sci-fi but it's funny it's like comedy yeah did you watch uh that one with Kristen bell oh the heaven one yeah Heaven, Kristen Bill. Let me see what's called. The Good Place.

Yeah, the Good Place. Angels in the Outfield is the movie. The Good Place, no, I didn't. But I did, but upload is amazing. It's on Amazon Prime. And they just came out with the third season. I'll check it out tomorrow. 30-minute episodes.

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I will be his last target. He's going to get what he deserves. Listen to the girlfriends. Trust me, babe. On the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. What's up, everyone? I'm Ago Wodom.

My next guest, you know from Step Brothers, Anchorman, Saturday Night Live and the Big Money Players Network. It's Will Ferrell. Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo. My dad gave me the best advice ever. I went and had lunch with them one day, and I was like, and dad, I think I want to really give this a shot. I don't know what that means, but I just know the groundlings.

I'm working my way up through, and I know it's a place that come, look for up and coming talent. He said, if it was based solely on talent, I wouldn't worry about you, which is really sweet. Yeah. He goes, but there's so much luck involved. and he's like just give it a shot he goes but if you ever reach a point

where you're banging your head against the wall and it doesn't feel fun anymore it's okay to quit if you saw it written down it would not be an inspiration it would not be on a calendar of you know the cat just hang in there yeah it would not be

right it wouldn't be that there's a lot of luck listen to thanks dad on the iHeart radio app Apple podcast or wherever you get your podcast We did do some blank slate tournament this week. That's just all I'm going to say. Yes, we did do some blank slate this week. We did. What we did.

We did. We did some blank slate. Blank slate we did. That is. So if you want to listen to that, go to the post show. Yeah, I mean, you should absolutely listen to that. Anything else you've been mad about this week? I'm just changing subject.

No, I wasn't mad. Like, see. Hey, if you'd like to make a statement, you can also... No, I mean, there's no statement to be made. I mean, my... Everybody that listens knows that I was valid in my feelings and I was 100% spot on. So there's nothing to... There's no statement to be made.

Like, I freaking, I did what was right. I stood up and, hey, sorry. You don't like it. What do you want me to do? Well, I do know there is something you would like to address. about something that I said that I do not think is going to get talked about on the big show.

What are you talking about? What did you say? You, I heard through a little birdie that you prep something about me saying something during the blank slate game. I didn't prep anything about you. All right. Whatever.

That little birdie may be wrong, I guess. I have no idea what you're talking about. Okay. Would you like to say it? Well, I can say it. I just didn't know if you were like trying to be sly about it or something. I can't tell about your face.

I have no idea what you're talking about. So I don't know. Okay. So listeners had heard me say that basically they thought I was telling to give you harder cards, but I wasn't. I was saying that for the whole game. They overheard me say like, do the dark side. It's harder thinking I was saying it just for you and Amy.

Oh, no, I didn't prep that. I didn't hear that. I mean, it's people, one person sent me that, but I was like, I don't have the time to go back and listen and care. Well, I did say it, but it was not about you. Got it. Yeah. See, that's what I'm like?

I'm like, what are you talking about? I didn't say. I don't, I mean, someone's said that to me, but I was like, I, if you think I'm going to go back and search through the audio. Hey, sometimes you do. Sometimes you do. Yeah, but that wasn't that important to me. Yeah, I know.

But I didn't. I just want to make the record clear that. I was trying to find a way to find some fairness. So you had a guilty conscience and you just wanted to bring this up so you can make a statement because you're like. I heard you prepped about it. Who said that? A little birdie.

Which birdie? I don't want to tell you the birdie. Morgan birdie. Morgan Birdie, huh? Not telling you the birdie. I know who butt birdie. No. But I wanted to...

Because I can show you my prep, but it ain't on there. I just wanted to share it because I... That's definitely not. But you can hear me in the post show saying give the dark side, it's harder. But I was talking to Scuba as we were sorting through cards for everyone. Yeah, okay. Because I was trying to make it fair. Because like Abby and I were told to do the dark side.

And then we did them. Nobody else did him. And you want me to add one more wrinkle into this? No, I go for it. Whatever you want. So I found out from Ray, he was talking to me. Well, Abby and I were sitting in the last room and we were both frustrated. And we're like, dang, like we really got a lot of hard cards.

And okay. And Ray goes, oh, yeah, if I didn't like hard, I just passed and did the next one. I was like, wait, what? What? We weren't allowed to do that. Like, that was not part of the game. So just to add a little wrinkle into the mix. Hey, I ain't worried about it.

I don't lose sleep over things like that. I'm not now. It's just more because it's right now. We're about to go into it as far as... Wait, wait, wait. It's going to be on here? No, it's going to be on the bits. It's just the bits. We're adding in a little portion. Wow. Yeah. Because it was... Which portion? I mean, it was a highly engaged segment. Which portions? Not... It's just going to be like a voicemail of the con... Like, somebody's saying something about the controversy and then playing the championship game just to give people a taste. Oh, we're not going to put that other part in? Oh, I mean, that's all on post show for people to go listen to. All right. So it's not gone. I hope it stays forever

I do too but I just wanted to add some more to the funness of it all That's pretty funny Yeah I'm just like whatever No I genuinely after Abby and I lost I went in there and I was like we're good Like it's fine

It's just a game Yeah good I'm glad you guys can make up We didn't even fight I know you didn't that's what I'm saying I was like I don't know why Everybody thought we were fighting I was just competitive Yeah everybody thought I was fighting too You were competitive too

There's money on the line I'm just competitive I mean that's just me. That is you. That's just me. But competitive is not a bad thing. I agree. It's called passion.

Called vigor. You know what's called vigor? That is something. Okay. Well, we're going to dive into this last one. What do you think is at the number one spot? Give me a P. Give me an A.

Give me an L. However you spell, pallet. You are correct. It is the openings of the palette, though I'm not sure which of the millions to include. because you guys how are you feeling about your palette? Oh, I feel great. I feel like this is the best business, and I feel like we should buy another palette already

ASAP. Like we should already have another palette in the studio. But you got to resell all this stuff. That's the part that I don't, I'm not thinking about. I just think about it. I know, but you have to. Like, that's how you actually make your money. Right now you're just having fun opening packages.

That's, it's like Christmas, like every day of the week. Like, we just keep opening boxes and boxes and boxes and boxes. You guys are like little kids on Christmas. It's so fun. But you're just forgetting that currently all that stuff is sitting in a room. Yeah, it is. It's just sitting in there. And you have to give it out into the world to make money. Yeah, I'm not sure how we're going to do that.

Yeah. That's a good question. That's a big items. That's what I'm interested to see now. I'm interested to see the next part. The turnaround. Yeah. How long?

Okay, how long? Let's play a game. How long is it going to sit in that other room? Probably over a year. That's my guest, too. Like, if I had any, because I'm basing this off of the storage unit and how long it took you guys to sell all of those. Yeah, yeah.

And that was like stuff people genuinely like... That was tough though. That was like big stuff. Yeah, it was. That was nice stuff. And some of this stuff is, but a lot of it is not. Yeah, yeah. Some of it's not good.

Like the used mop was not good. Yeah, that was bad. But besides that, I don't know if we got anything bad. You got usable things. I just don't know how much people are going to like go search for it to buy. They're practical. I mean, if you need a toilet seat, like if you're putting in an apartment complex and you need like

six toilet seats, we got them. I'm also curious who still uses like an ironing board because I only use like a steamer now. I don't really use irons. I don't even have an iron. Do you have an iron? Like an iron? You do? Yeah.

Maybe it's more of a guy thing because you guys have those shirts that really need it. But like all of my stuff has to be steamed. I don't iron crap. No, but you guys wear the dress shirts and I think those typically need to be. But I just use a steamer for all my stuff. I don't have anything that would be ironed. Oh, that's weird. I used to tell my sister, hey, we iron my shirt, I'll be your best friend.

What did you have to iron your shirts for? Like when I was in high school or something, like if I was, you know, going to a party or whatever, or like, you know, like homecoming or something? Yeah, I'm like, we iron my shirt, I'll be your best friend. Did she, did it? Hell yeah, she did it. Were you her best friend? No.

That's rude. I mean, she's great, great, but you know what I mean? I was like, please, please, I won't ask you to do it ever again next day. Such a younger brother. Next day, we iron my shirt. I'll be her best friend. Did you ever iron your own shirt? Yeah, I did.

Okay. I did. Okay. Fair enough. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But yeah, the palette, man, it's so cool. It's cool to see in the, isn't it pretty cool to see in the studio? It's fun to watch you guys open it because y'all are just ridiculous.

I mean, how big the epbox is twice the size of you? It is literally two of me. You can stack two on top of me and it'd be there. Yeah, I think what we should do, though, is like, we should leave it there. And then, like, when artists come in, I should pop out of it. You're going to turn it into like a birthday cake? Yeah. Like, I.

Okay, all right. All right. I like it. That's a good idea. Thank you. Have you done anything recently? Like, that was new for the first time? I mean, I asked you that being that he just sat and told me that your dad and you don't do anything.

Have I done anything new for the first time? No. You haven't tried anything new? Gone done anything new? No. I went to Memphis. I tried that for the first time. Yeah.

I don't think any of us had ever been there. No. I don't think I'll go back. It was interesting. Interesting. Interesting is a good word for it. We had some interesting experiences on Bill Street. I mean, interesting.

Might be a new word for scary. I wasn't scared, though. On Bill Street or anything, I wasn't scared. It feels similar to Broadway as far as, like, just walking on Bill Street. It feels very similar because there's cops all over Broadway. Yeah, yeah. But the fact that the apocalypse happened and we were the only ones that survived. It was strange that there was not a lot of people down there.

That made it feel very weird. Yeah. it did feel very deserted. Deserted. Like we went to a bar and literally we sat out at the window and watched the street. This is at 9 o'clock at night. There wasn't a soul on the street. And it was like it felt like it was three in the morning.

It's very strange. I don't know. Yeah. That does add to it. I tried that for the first time. I tried. What else? No, that's it.

I haven't tried anything new. Dang. Hey, you got to get out more. What did you try new? I'm just saying that because you told me that when I was playing my video game. Oh, yeah. I mean, I do stuff that I've already done. I did do something new.

What? Well, I was calling it. I shot skeet for the first time, but apparently it's clay shooting. And they're very different. Did you hit any of them? Yeah, I hit 17. Out of how many? 74.

It's not bad. It's not for my first time ever. Was it fun? Yeah, except I have two bruises. One on my face. Oh, did the kickback? Yeah, it's huge. The gun was literally the size of me.

Oh, you do have a black eye. I do. It was right there. And there's one like right here, too. where I had it like shoved into my little socket. But it was so much fun. Was there a lot of people there? Yeah.

I mean, it was like all dudes. But yeah. Yeah. I had a great time. We did it for the Preds Foundation. Yeah, I know. I told Scoob, I'd do it if they need me or whatever, but.

You should go next year. I think you'd love it. So I guess I didn't get the cut. But isn't there a bowling thing coming up or something? Well, yeah, I think you just didn't make you do it if you didn't like want to do it. It wins the bowling thing. In like three weeks? I need to know what day that is.

You need to add it to your non-calendar. I just need to put it in my head. Okay, here, let me look. It's on my calendar. Yeah, just tell me the date. The date that we are going bowling with the Preds Foundation is the 15th. That's a Wednesday. November 15th.

Yep, it is a Wednesday. Dang, okay. It's Preds and Pins. Oh, man. What if I have a soccer game that day? Well, you already committed. Well, you already committed to my soccer team too. You already committed to bowling.

Hey, last time I got six, so I didn't get to go. I know. And it's really fun. The Preds events are fun, but this one was cool. And I did even one of the times, too, I hit both. For two rounds, I hit both of them. Oh, there's two going at once?

There's two going, like, at the, it's not at the same time, but they'll do one. As soon as you shoot that one, they'll send the other one out. Oh, that's cool. So you have like two shots. So did you go to a farm or what? It was this whole, like, clay complex. It looked like a golf course, but for shooting. Oh, that's cool.

It was cool. We were on golf carts, the whole day. You shot golf carts? No, we were on golf carts. Like, that's how we got to every little hole that they had. They call them holes. Oh, it's like a course? Yeah, it's like a whole course.

And they're all different. So you go to different ones. Some are on the ground. Some are high up. Some were coming from behind you. That is really cool. It was awesome. Yeah.

I had a lot of fun. And the fact that I got 17, I was very proud of myself. Yeah. Did you win first place? No. But I didn't take last. Genuinely, I walked in and I was like, I told the team that I was on, there was a chance they might not hit a single one of these.

And they were okay with you doing that? Yeah. They're like, hey, it's all fun. Like you still got to shoot. You got to try it. And then I shot all 74 of them. That's good. That's why I have bruises.

That's why you have bruised all over your body. Yeah. That was something I did for the first time. Good. All right. Next time I come in here, I'll try something new by the time I get back. You're lying, aren't you? No, I really try.

I'll try something new. You should go do trapeze. It was fun. What's that? Were you like fly from the thing? Like, why you see in the circus? I've done that. No, you haven't.

I know you haven't. Because we would have talked about it after I went the last time. But it's right by it, it's like. It's right over here. Yeah. I know. It's awesome. It looks like a little circus.

I've done it. Have you really? Yeah. I want to see a video of you doing it. Oh, man. Who'd you go with? Did you take the kids? No.

This is years ago, girl. Years ago? Yeah. I didn't even know this place existed until like the last year. I wasn't here. It was in Austin. But you went and you like held on to the bar and you flew off? Yeah, and I tried to grab the other bar that was swinging.

Yeah, and you didn't. You couldn't. No. Sorry, I thought you were talking about here. That's why I was so confused. No, no. It was my wife's, she used to work for C3 presents. And their holiday party or something, they had this person come and I tried it.

Oh, that's cool. So you did it at a holiday party? Were you drunk? No, no. It is hard because I can't, my flexibility is very. Well, that's also why I didn't, I wasn't going to say it. Yeah, my flexibility is very limited. So I didn't think you'd be able to like hold on to the bar.

And it'd be like comfortable. I'm trying to get my legs on the, you know what I mean? How you try to wrap your legs around the other one? Like, that's hard. Because you swing like this and then the bar comes and you're supposed to... Okay, you have done it. Yeah. But I just like, I just really couldn't picture you trying it.

It was a blast, man. It is fun. And you fell into the net below? It's so cool. Mm-hmm. Yep. Yeah, I told you I've done it. Okay.

I don't lie. No, but I just, I couldn't picture you doing it. So I was trying. You might need to post that video. I got to find it. It ain't on this phone. It's probably on like an old iPhone. It's probably blur.

Yeah, oh, for sure. Like, so it'd be on that cloud thing, huh? Yeah. But how would I do that? Well. Like, can I get the cloud on here? You know, I'm going to be honest. I haven't been able to find my cloud stuff.

I don't really know how to access it. I just know that they're up there. Yeah, because it's always like, oh, it's on your cloud. Well, where's my cloud? Yeah, I've had that same question. Like, I have no idea. That's actually a one technology question that I'm not able to answer. Like, do I just go to www. cloud.com and pull my stuff down?

No, you do that. Yeah, you're going to get scammed. I mean, I literally have no idea where you get your cloud. Yeah, I don't either. I just know where it's stored, but I've never been able to access stuff on it. I think I've figured it out before once, but I couldn't tell you how I did it. Hmm. I have no idea.

It's like when sometimes Lunchbox asks me things, I have to be like, let me go Google that and let me teach myself real quick to help you. Yeah. I've done that a few times. Yeah, I have no cloud here. Featured, I'm trying to look for cloud. Florida sharing. Oh, I use ICloud photos? Yeah, I think if you go into your settings.

I'm going to search cloud. And you hit eye cloud. I said cloud. It doesn't have anything. Oh, it says cloudy, like cloudy outside? Cloudy outside. No, that's not it. Man.

There is like there's a library or something on your phone. It's where the files are saved and I think you can see stuff in there. Who cares? I don't know. Filter, show map. I don't need a map. Okay. I don't know. That's good. Good talk. No, it is. If you search files on your phone. Well, how do I do that? Like you kind of slide it to the left, the whole screen. Sorry, the other way to the right. There you go. Okay, and now scroll down, like, sorry, up. I'm doing this. There. You have a search bar. Type in files. Files. Mm-hmm. Hit enter.

And hit files. No shared files. Okay, we'll go, so go to browse. Browse. Browse. And you should have an ICloud drive. I have a. But I don't think that's our I cloud storage.

I think it's just a drive. It says desktop, documents, downloads, numbers, pages, shortcuts, text. Are you sure you have an I cloud set up? Sinking with I cloud is paused. I don't know what that. So no. Your I cloud hasn't been sinking lunch. Really?

Yeah. What the heck does that mean? You got it. got to get you set up. We got to get you fixed. Oh, man. I hate technology. Okay. We're going to go. That's it for us. All right. You want to tell the people where they can hear you?

Yeah, radio lunchbox. And then sore losers, Ray and I, we crush it three times a week, Monday, Wednesday, Friday, guys. We'd really appreciate your support. What have you done this week? That would make him go listen right now. What do we do this week? I've been, I mean, listen, I've been desperate. I've been in desperation mode all week. So I've been doing some stuff that is very frowned upon but I had to do it

and so I mean if you want to hear someone like just grasping at straws that's what we did what else do we do Ray wraps his football picks for the weekend if you need to know who to pick for football games Ray wraps them

really hilarious I like it go listen to the store of losers go get tickets for their convention because you may see a certain somebody there yeah maybe we'll do a best bits pod there Go to sore losers.com. That's our website.

Soorloosers.com. We have our own website. How about that? How about that? How about that? Catch me outside. Okay. How about that?

Catch me outside. I am at WebGrel Morgan on all the things. And of course, you can follow the show at Bobby Bones show. All right. Bye, everybody. We hope you have a good weekend. Bye-bye. Still can't find minecloth.

The Bobby Bones Show. Bones. Peyton Eckerd was accused of fathering twins. But the pregnancy appeared to be a hoax. You doctored this particular test twice, Ms. Owens, correct? I doctored the test ones. It took an army of internet detectives to uncover a disturbing pattern. Two more men who'd been through the same thing.

Greg, a lesbian. Michael Mancini. My mind was blown. I'm Stephanie Young. This is love trapped. Laura, Scottsdale Police. As the season continues, Laura Owens finally faces consequences. Listen to Love Trapped podcast on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

When a group of women discover they've all dated the same prolific con artist, they take matters into their own hands. I vowed, I will be his last target. He is not going to get away with this. He's going to get what he deserves. We always say that trust your girlfriends. Listen to the girlfriends. Trust me, babe. on the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.

What's up, everyone? I'm Ago Vodam. My next guest, it's Will Ferrell. Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo. My dad gave me the best advice ever. He goes, just give it a shot. But if you ever reach a point where you're banging your head against the wall and it doesn't feel fun anymore, it's okay to quit. If you saw it written down, it would not be an inspiration. It would not be on a calendar. of, you know, the cat, just hang in there. Yeah, it would not be. Right, it wouldn't be that. There's a lot of luck.

Listen to thanks, Dad, on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.