The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby Achieves A Major Life Goal + Our Cowboy Hat Wearers Draft + Raymundo Reveals First Paycheck Amount from ‘Baecation’
Episode Date: July 31, 2019Bobby was excited about something that happened last night that he has been waiting months for. We draft out teams for our favorite ‘Cowboy Hat Wearers’ and Raymundo reveals how much money he’s ...made from his hit song ‘Baecation’. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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The Bobby Bones post-show pre-show.
After the show's over, I just hop on and read text and I read tweets.
And later on in the show, we do the draft of cowboy hat wearers.
And where people go, they're like, oh, these are three I would pick.
I don't think people that write that understand yet.
You can't just pick three people.
You have to wait another people to pick.
Yeah.
Then you get another pick.
It's all dependent on where you are.
in the draft line.
So people were like,
well, my three
would have been
George Strait,
Garth Brooks,
and Woody.
Well, no,
no,
they were all taken
in the first round.
They may not have
even gotten to you.
So.
Yeah, those were
my three picks.
George Strait,
Garth Brooks,
and Woody.
Oh, if you got the first pick.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So that's one of them.
You can go to
bobbybones.com and vote.
You'll hear that
coming up in a little bit.
We did that.
I also in the show
later on talking about
how my brain's messed up
a little bit
and I'm not able to
kind of recall things
sometimes.
and not just memory,
but even I feel like I'm walking on a street
trying to find the end,
and all of a sudden,
I can't find the end.
I just take a turn.
I'm like, well,
don't know where I was going.
But someone just texted me,
and goes, hey, Bobby,
the memory thing is important.
My mom had the same issue,
and she ended up having a brain aneurysm.
What?
Well, people don't write in
where they go,
you know, I had that,
but everything was okay after two days.
I know, but this is your warning.
Yeah, well, listen, if I go,
I hope it goes like that.
You don't even know.
No, it's like, walking down a sunny day, boop-ed-da-boop gone.
Yikes.
That's how you want to go, right?
Yeah, I guess so.
Yeah, who wants it to be long, drawn out and painful?
Me?
I don't want it to.
No.
If I was on a plane?
I was thinking who.
Just like, yeah, that's why I have no problem with flying.
Like, oh well.
But you could be in a crash where it's...
That's what would happen to me because I would survive.
Gosh, you'd be the only one or two people survive.
I'd be one of them.
I'd have to go through that.
Ugh.
Because I'm a survivor.
Yeah.
I'm a survivor, no one to give up.
I was thinking more like Riba.
Oh.
The intro song to Riba.
Because I'm a survivor.
People are saying I need a song when I win games.
Well, I mean, you're not going to play that many, are you?
Well, I address later on in the show that people get irritated when I play because I get into it.
And at times I can be a bit cocky because I just am trying to win.
And someone wrote hashtag go cocky Bobby.
Like, people kind of like that.
everyone likes that that person.
Not everyone.
I did read a story yesterday that talking trash.
Who sent that in?
Ramundo did.
Hey, Ramundo, you know that story that you sent me last night
about talking trash and competition
is actually better for the person that's doing the trash talking?
And that people receiving the trash talk perform worse.
Exactly.
That's why these athletes, NBA, NFL, NBA, or MLB,
that's awesome when they're cocky.
And now they're saying that there's studies that
show that if you're cocky and you talk to them stuff on the field and court, you're actually
giving yourself an advantage. Oh, so is that what we need to do? I think if it fits to your
sensibility, you should continue to do it. I don't see you doing that, Amy. Yeah. Oh, man,
I was just trying to think of something like intimidating. Like you like, in your face. You can be like,
I'm going to beat you down like your forehead looks. Yeah. Oh, wow.
Be like, what? Rinkly? I'm going to beat you like your forehead looks.
beat up.
Your forehead does not look beat up.
I know.
That's a pretty good forehead.
I was looking at it yesterday.
God, I'm glad you were looking at it and loving it.
Self-love.
I walk by every mirror and I'm like,
how's my forehead today?
You really put that in me.
I regret that I ever said that.
And it wasn't me.
I was repeating.
But I still said it.
Did your friend get a bunch of tweets about that when you said that?
She did.
She got some direct message.
I guess some listeners that put two and two together that it was her sent messages.
And then she sent me,
a screenshot of your Instagram,
which is where she had pulled it from.
She follows you.
She thinks you're great, by the way.
But this is her job.
It's her passion.
This is what she loves to do to people.
And so she kind of like sent the needle emoji
everywhere she would like,
she was like, maybe she's a little here,
here.
And I thought you had done an Insta story with the needles.
And I was like, oh, man, I really put a complex in Bobby
and I did not mean to do that.
But she was like, no, she wanted me to show it to you.
Like, it wouldn't hurt.
It's called BroTox.
Here you go.
How would you feel like?
Letty.
What, have you did it?
No, if Amy said that to you about your face.
I'm with you. I'd feel the same way.
I have a look at myself in the mirror all the time.
You're like, do I really need Botox?
And yeah, it would hurt me a little bit.
I'm sorry.
You're not, though, because you just did a whole segment.
You just had a whole, like, monologue.
You asked me if she got messages, and I'm saying that's what she showed me.
I know, and then you went to a whole thing about it.
Like, when she said it to me, and I was just repeating what she said,
and I should have thought more about it and thought about how it would make you feel,
and I should have just kept it to myself.
I should have.
I truly believe that.
that and I'm sorry. But I think when she's talking about it, it's something she does every day,
so it's not a big deal to her. So she's like, why wouldn't he want to do it? It's no big deal.
Because I don't like needles either. Right. Does it hurt? How much it cost? Can I do it right now?
Will you come to the studio? Yeah. Do it live. Oh, we're doing it live. Can we do it during Chipotle?
Yeah. That'd be great.
Tomorrow. She shoots it up during. Um, interesting. I bet she would. I'm looking at.
In that case, it'd probably be free 99. Excuse me.
how much it was. Is it expensive?
Yeah, because especially because it's like a luxury,
it's like you don't need it. So you feel like you're just like...
Can I put in other parts on my body the wrinkly?
Can you shoot it anywhere? Let's try it there first.
I mean, yes, it relaxes the muscles everywhere.
Oh, is that what it does, relaxes muscles?
Yeah.
I mean, I thought it like froze muscles.
Somehow relaxing them
makes them chill and they're not like all.
Well, I get chill.
That's why people smoke weed, right?
You relax and you chill?
I thought it, like, made it hard.
No.
That's what I want.
There's something else for that.
That's a different fill.
Like a Viagra cream?
There we go.
And then watch it go.
What do you watch it go?
Stop it.
I do want to ask this real quick.
I got this text about changing a diaper on an airplane.
I was going to ask lunchbox about this.
What are your opinions on changing diaper on a plane?
I personally think it's hard to change a diaper in the bathroom.
I normally change my child's diaper in the seat if it's not a poopy one on a plane lunchbox.
You have a baby right now?
What are your thoughts?
Look, whatever is convenient for you.
Wherever you can change a diaper, you change it.
It's easier probably in the seat because that bathroom is very cramped.
So I say, you know, put down the little tray table, change it right there at your seat.
Yeah.
And, no way.
No way.
People eat food on that thing.
Hey, sorry.
They got baby wipes that they can wipe it down with afterwards.
I say you got to go to the bathroom and do it.
It's not like you can't do it.
Amy, your thoughts?
No, I don't.
I mean, I feel like you have to go to the back or find, like in the seat.
Like, what if it leaks or something happens, even if it is just pee?
Somebody has to come and sit in that seat next, you know?
Or the person you're sitting next to.
Yeah, and then it smells.
I mean, it is danger because, like, when you take that diaper off and they maybe start going again,
I mean, you get spray all over, but got to be quick.
With the boys, yeah.
You got to go to the bathroom to do that.
I know. I know that it's got to be so hard and I haven't ever been in that situation of having a baby in, you know, in a confined space like that. It's got to be rough. But yeah, bathroom it up. There's no place in the bathroom, though.
Well, then airplanes need to fix that. They don't have baby changing stations.
No. You can't just put the toilet down on top the toilet. That would be the only option. You'd get on your knees and.
Yeah. You don't have to get on your knees. I often change myself on the toilet. What? I've been changed myself on that.
Do you know? Hold it down. It's just the big process in there. The whole thing.
Listen, we don't have a lot of time today because I got to hop over to this meeting.
Anything you want to say, Amy?
I'm like, I feel like you look good just the way that you are.
Just the way you are.
I feel like you're beautiful inside and out.
Do you know who sings that?
Just the way you are.
Billy Joel.
Oh, that's not who I had.
I think I had Lionel Richie in my head.
Yeah, Billy Joel.
Lunchbox.
you want to say?
Sword Losers podcast, Eddie Ray and myself, we're going to be doing another episode today
if you want to download it anywhere you listen to podcasts.
Eddie, anything you want to say?
Yeah, we were pretty argumentative yesterday, me and lunchbox on the podcast.
Yeah?
Yeah, we just had a bunch of arguments.
I think we're good now.
Like, I kind of want to get your advice too sometimes on the podcast thing because, like,
I feel like we work out a lot of kinks on the podcast.
Like, if we feel like we have ideas of how to change the podcast, we talk about it on air.
Is that like?
Yeah, it just depends.
If you do it all the time, then it's just part.
of the fabric of the show.
If you only do it sometimes, it can get annoying.
Okay.
People have to know, they can have an expectation of what they are getting when they
download the show.
People don't like to hear people fight.
Yeah.
Like, we used to do that.
People just don't like it.
So you can debate, but I wouldn't say mean arguing.
I just wouldn't do that.
But I don't know.
Which question?
I'm in the Radio Hall of Fame.
Right.
That was it.
That was my question.
Kind of just like, we just, like, if somebody brings up an idea, we just shoot it down
and be like, no, that's dumb.
And we need, actually, we need a better open or whatever.
We'll talk about what we need to change.
That's funny.
If at long as it's funny, you can do anything as long as it's funny.
As long as it's compelling, you can talk about any subject.
But sometimes we get a little too into ourselves and think we're way funnier than we really are when you're doing the inside stuff.
Yes.
I have no idea what you're talking about.
So it can get a little too inside sometimes.
Yeah.
Well, we're having fun.
We're having fun doing the podcast.
It's all that matters.
Do you load them all up or do you just do it for yourself?
What?
The podcast?
Yeah.
No, we do it?
We load it up.
I'm kidding.
What do you mean?
You just do it for fun.
You just hang out and do a practice show.
No.
No, no, no.
They go on, Bones.
Okay.
Morgan number two, anything.
Follow the show at Bobby Bones show on Twitter and Instagram.
Why never yourself?
Very unselfish.
Hey, I was about to at Webgirl Morgan.
What is it?
At Webgirl Morgan.
Webgirl.
You have a frog in your throat?
It was like she was talking on the cell phone with a bad connection.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
good.
I think I'm convinced
that whenever you start
to talk to me, I get nervous
and then I like go back.
Real nerve-wracking presence, huh?
Yeah, because I was doing really good
and then you started talking
and it was like, whoops.
Sounds good right there.
Yeah, she's over it.
She got nervous for a second.
Then it comes back.
All better.
Can you wish my parents,
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Danny from Iowa.
Iowa loves you, Bobby.
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shout out.
When is the next bus?
What's that mean?
Sometimes we have a bus that comes in and runs somebody over.
Oh, is that throw someone under the bus?
I don't know.
I got to throw someone under the bus today.
For gambling?
Yeah.
Ray did.
I don't know where.
Ray was like, I'm taking my money.
I'm going to spend it on what Eddie spends.
Greyhounds in the middle of the day gambling.
Why would he bring that up?
Yeah, he did.
Not that I care is just so, well, we're talking about that.
My name is Lisa.
I'm so disappointed.
picked the greatest of all time John Wayne for their cowboy draft pick.
It was on everybody's list.
Yep, it was on my list.
But I don't, yeah, nobody, we only get three picks and we go in order.
I mean, basically there are 15 picks.
He didn't make the top 15.
I would say it's the top 20 pick, though.
I think if we went one more round, he probably gets picked.
Yeah.
I mean, Yosemite Sam should have gone.
Yosemite Sam.
He's going to say that wrong?
Yosemite Sam.
I think it just, I'm not sure.
Like, should have gotten drafted.
That's such a good one.
Like, I put it on my list last night, and I was going,
Boy, that's an old loony tune.
Yeah.
Like, it may be too old.
The same reason I didn't pick John Wayne.
Could have been too old.
Pretty crazy about those loony tune guys.
Like all the old voice actors have, I think they've all kind of passed now.
It's okay to say, died.
Well, yeah.
So now they have new ones, and a lot of them don't sound the same.
Not exactly, yeah.
And it's like, you're not Yosemite Sam.
And even the processing on the microphones make a difference.
Yeah.
But y'all, varm it.
I love that, dude.
All right.
Thank you for listening. We'll see you guys on Thursday, but here's Wednesday's Real Life Radio
show. Hope you like it. I hope you spread it on your Insta Stories. Please tag us. Morgan number two,
seeing some of those tags and you share them when they tag us, right? Morgan number two?
Yes, that is right. Not all of them, but some of them. They write a real nice message. We'll share them.
Yes, only nice messages. At Bobby Bone Show. What are you laughing at Eddie?
No, I was just waiting for her, nervous.
Why do you? You're not really, that's a joke, right?
Yeah. No, I know it's a thyroid issue. It just, it's, I've just, I've just, I've just, I've,
doing everything I can.
It's just sometimes it comes back.
Your thyroid's broken.
My brain's broken.
I can't even second.
Oh, see?
Yeah.
It happened just right there.
I'm also really tired.
We had, corporate was here.
Amy had a whole day of corporate meetings on Monday with clients and so the big wigs flew in.
And then I had all day yesterday clients and big wigs here from the other coast.
I didn't get much sleep.
That's all right.
I'm so beautiful.
You are.
so beautiful. You don't look tired.
And the best part is,
I mean, it's not, not only do you
look good, but you have
biggest heart.
Thank you.
What are you doing?
I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know if people saw that on the video.
I didn't see it.
Thank you all, and we shall see you later.
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Hey, welcome to Wednesday show.
Morning Studio.
Morning.
I was reading this story this morning about how parents are running this new college scam for their kids.
They give up custody of their kids so those kids can get need-based financial aid.
Wow.
That's quite the process.
Remember the big scandal with Aunt Becky?
Yeah.
And Felicity Huffman and, you know, they were trying to find ways to get their kids into colleges.
they were paying tutors and sometimes the tutors would be like, no, they're on the rowing team.
And they would Photoshop them rowing.
Parents are giving up legal guardianship of their children during their junior or senior year in high school to someone else, a friend and her cousin or grandparent.
The guardianship status then allows the students to declare themselves financially independent of their families.
And if they're only making $9,000 a year with a part-time job, they can say that because that's the only money they're making.
And then because they're making so little, they can get financial assistance.
Yeah.
How about that?
Quote, it's a scam.
It's a scam now that they've...
It really wasn't a scam when people first started doing it because that's really what was happening.
They really are going and being their own guardians.
You know, it's a, I'd say it's a shortcut.
It's not illegal until someone says it's illegal.
Now it's illegal.
They make a law against it.
Right. People realized, oh, this is a way to do it.
This is the thing.
Yeah, they're manipulating the system.
wealthy families are
if they're wealthy
but wealthy people don't get wealthy
by going I have money I might as well spend it
okay
wealthy people get wealthy by going
how can I save money all the time
yeah you know what I mean
so anyway what do you think about that
I'm not into it
it's sort of like but yeah no
I wouldn't I'm not gonna I would never
do that but what about the mailbox
thing to go to a certain school
how do you feel about that
like if you want to go to a certain school
can you buy a mailbox in the school
district and then go. All of that's manipulating the system. So if you think one's okay,
but you don't think another's okay, it's only because you must be closer to one of them.
Okay. Did you do that? No. No, but they did do it on Friday night lights. She got it from a show.
Oh, they did? Yeah. They bought land. For football players to play on their team, they gave them that
address and no one lived in that address. And did you, were you okay with that though?
Buddy Garrity. Yeah. Shady guy.
Anyway, I read that this morning. Was Buddy Garrity?
a good player?
No, he's the dad.
He's the dad.
Was his son good?
He had the car dealerships.
He's the dad of the cheerleader.
Okay.
But he used to go to the school back in the day, so he's on the booster club.
President, you know, tries to figure things out.
He's hilarious.
But Buddy Garrity would absolutely let his daughter emancipate or whatever become her own legal guardian so he could save money, I'm sure.
And you know what?
That'll hurt kids who actually have to become their own legal guardian.
I know.
Yeah, it's not a good thing.
No.
Now that they've said, it's not a good thing you can't do it anymore.
But then after you finish college, do they rebecome your parents again?
I hope so, because you need that insurance.
You can be on their insurance until 26.
Yeah.
I think that's what the rule is, right?
Here's the Bobby Bones Show podcast, highlight segment of the day.
All right, we're going to do the draft here.
First of all, Riley and St. Louis is on the phone.
Hey, Riley, thank you for calling.
What do you want to say?
Hi, yeah.
I just wanted to know how you pick your people for the draft.
because to me it just seems like it's impossible and I feel like you do a ton of research on it.
You would think that people would do a ton of research for things.
We kind of just go out of their heart.
Like today it's cowboy wearers.
Cowboy hat wears.
Yeah.
Cowboy hat wears.
That's a different thing.
Yeah, interesting.
That's a different movie.
Yeah, and I heard that yesterday and I'm like, oh, I have a ton of people already in my head,
but I feel like I just don't know how you decide which one's a pick.
Well, Amy has the first pick.
Who would you go overall first pick?
Me, I'd pick Kenny Tazni just because he's my favorite.
Solid guess.
Okay.
Are we ready to start the Cowboy Hat Wehrer's Draft?
Yeah, we're ready.
Ready.
All right.
So, hey, Riley, thank you for calling.
Hope you have an awesome day.
Thanks, guys.
You too.
See you later.
We don't research, really.
I mean, I made some notes this morning, and I sent him over to Mike D.
I guess in case we had music clips, we sent him to Mike D?
Yes.
Can you load my picks up?
I forgot.
the research that I did.
Bones,
be prepared, will you?
I know my first pick, but I don't go until last.
So Amy goes first.
I went first yesterday in the draft rolls around.
By the way, when you go vote at bobby bones.com,
because it'll be up on the website today.
We're trying to find an absolute method
because people are accusing Morgan number two of cheating.
And I won't have that Morgan number two.
They won't accuse you a cheating.
I don't want to be accused of that.
I won fair and square.
Well, nobody thinks she's cheating.
You brought it up.
You did accuse.
You were the accused.
No.
It's just,
Shady.
Okay.
I don't think it's shady.
That being said,
Bobbybones.com will have it up.
You're not voting on the person
with the best guest.
You're voting on the overall team, right?
Which is why the draft goes in order.
Amy, with the first overall pick
of the Cowboy Hat Wearer Draft,
you are taking...
George Strait.
George Strait.
All right, we knew that was going.
Turn it up.
Lunchbox with the second pick
in the Cowboy Hat Wearer Draft.
Who you got?
Man, I went back and forth last night,
I knew she was going George Strait, and I said, do I go the greatest of all time?
And I said, yeah, I got to go the greatest cowboy hat wearer of all time.
Tim McGraw.
Tim McGraw.
Yeah, solid.
You know, Tim McGraw gave me his cowboy hat from his whole residency in Vegas.
I wear it all the time in the shower to bed.
Oh, really?
Yeah, it's amazing.
When he's at home, Eddie alone.
Eddie.
I'm so glad that it's still on the board.
Cowboy hat wearer.
I know who you're going to go with.
Do you?
Of course.
I do.
Really?
You have to go with Garth, right?
Nope. You're not. I am not going with Garth Brooks as number one. I'm going with Woody from Toy Story.
That was a good pick. I had Woody up there.
Amy, you don't like that one? No, I do. I think it's great.
Fantastic picket. Thank you, Bones.
Morgan number two, cowboy hat wearer draft. Who you take him?
I mean, I just can't believe you guys didn't pick him. I have to go with Garth Brooks. He's still on the table.
I just needed one person to not take Garth. Dang it. Man, you got Woody and Garth.
Taken.
I know.
Those are my first two picks.
That's all right.
That's why I picked last this round.
So now I have this pick.
It's tough.
I thought about Yosemite Sam.
Oh, yeah.
Varmint?
Yeah.
Yes.
I'm going to go.
That's a good one.
I don't write that down.
Is it?
Yes.
Yosemite Sam?
Who's on who that is?
He's...
Lenny Tunes.
Oh, yeah.
The big red mustache.
Got it.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I'm going to go with Alan Jackson.
Oh, good, good.
When you think of the Cowboys.
Okay.
That throws off my whole draft.
Now, second pick, I'm going first on the second round.
Oh, yeah.
I'm going to go Kenny Chesney.
Dang it!
Yeah.
That's smart.
I'm going Alan Jackson and Kenny Chesney.
No problem.
Just like deleting people left and right here.
So.
It's going bad.
Morgan number two, it's your pick again.
again, the cowboy hat wearer
draft. Who is your second pick?
He likes to wear or he likes to have
a red solo cup in his hand.
Oh. Mr. Toby Keith.
Red solo cup.
I fill you up.
Let's have a party.
Eddie? Okay, here we go.
A lot to choose from here.
But I'm going to go with Clint Eastwood.
Like old school?
Ooh-o-oo.
Yeah, Clint Eastwood.
Oh, wow.
I hear that.
I hear that.
Make my day.
So you're going like dirty.
hairy Clint Eastwood.
Well, no, no, dirty hairy
like western Clintiswood.
Like straw.
You know, I've never seen Dirty Harry.
I guess I just assumed that was this.
Dirty Harry, he was a cop in the city.
The Good, the Bad, the Ugly.
Yes.
So you're going the good, the bad, the ugly,
Kenny's Wood.
Yeah.
Okay.
Well, you've got two
good ones.
Sheriff's.
Isn't it Woody Sheriff?
Hey, there's law in Eddie's cowboy,
Hollywood.
Yeah.
Okay, I like that.
Ball theme.
I like it.
Lunchbox.
Who is your second pick?
Oh, man.
There's a group called Brooks and Dunn.
I'm going with kicks Brooks.
Brooks.
That's good.
Amy?
Researching my list?
You know, I went George straight to first round.
I think I'm going to go with like sort of like another guy that I love in country music.
Sometimes he sounds like George.
He's one of my favorites.
John Party.
Oh, I have John Party on my house.
I thought he would be there for me at the end.
I got the young and the old.
Hang.
Anybody else?
Oh yeah, there's a lot more.
Like Amy, you're going to pick again.
You're probably going to go naked cowboy in New York City.
Oh, the guy on Times Square.
Yeah.
Oh, that's a good one.
I didn't even think of him.
I forgot about him.
That is so funny, though.
Okay.
That's like all he wears is that cowboy hat and mighty tides.
Okay.
Oh, it's back to me again.
All right.
Well, I'm just going, like, this would just be like an amazing concert to go to.
George Strait, John Party and Chris Stapleton.
Oh, Chris Tableton, solid pick.
Take that off.
Wow.
I mean
Solid
Solid third round pick
I was staring at his Twitter
Ready to pick him
So I could tweet him
Say he's on my team
But lunchbox
This guy the first time
I ever met him
He cares about his cowboy hat
So much he carries them
In a bot
He had a special carrier
That's my man
Dustin Lynch
Oh yeah
All right
Eddie
It's just crickets
Because I don't think he wears it anymore
He does
He does every time in his concert
Okay
I like Dustin.
I feel like he's a little too new for me to pick him on my...
But again, I haven't won yet.
Morgan No. 2 wins every one of the drafts.
I haven't won, so it's hard for me to be like, a terrible pick.
Yeah.
And Dustin's a friend.
I wouldn't want to yell at it anyway.
A little too new for me.
But John Party's not?
John Party's like all the time, cowboy.
I was watching John Party's Instagram story yesterday.
Yeah.
And he's like in Montana on a horse.
Right.
Like wrangling cattle.
Even the party Amy went to, he was dressed like John Party.
Yeah.
That's his get-up, like, all the time.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
I love that.
Eddie.
Okay, here we go.
I got two big ones, but I'm going to go.
All right, I'm just going to do it.
He's looking down to the paper.
I know, it's hard.
I'm going Dwight Yoke him.
That's a solid one at number one of us.
Come on.
No way.
Yeah.
Solid one.
Oh, that's a tough decision.
All right, Morgan number two with your last pick of the draft.
So far, Morgan number two has Garth Brooks and Toby Keith in the Cowboy Hat Wearer
draft. I'm going to go back a little bit
to the 90s for me what I remember him.
Mr. John Michael Montgomery.
Oh, yeah. That's a good one.
Black felt. Yeah. Oh, wow. Both of you guys coming out hard.
Oh, yeah. Now, I have the only pick left.
I'm going to talk it out a little bit. I was thinking maybe Clint Black.
That's a good one. If you know if we're talking about old, like, throwbacks.
That also was a black felt, Amy.
Yes.
Obviously, Yosemite Sam was on my board.
Which I still could go to.
You can. I still can go to. That's so good.
Because that's a character pick, you know?
Maybe the cast of Brokeback Mountain have that.
Oh, wow.
Like, you can't really get Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal
unless you go, Heath and Jake Brokeback Mountain.
Exactly.
I did love that movie.
I can't quit you.
I can't quit you.
That's how I feel about you.
You can't quit me?
What?
Thank you.
On the show.
Oh, right, right.
Okay.
I'm going to have to go with...
What's he going to do?
Well, I have Alan Jackson and Kenny Chesney as my two picks.
And I'm just going to keep it right down the middle with country artists.
And I'm going to go with Hank Jr.
Oh.
Oh, that's good.
Do you drink?
Okay.
Yeah.
Why do you roll smoke?
We don't yell the middle parts.
Oh, yeah.
So I didn't go with John Wayne.
I felt that was a little too dated for our audience now.
Anybody have any other ones I wanted to mention?
I have a strong one.
Go ahead.
Jason Aldeen.
He wears that strong.
Solid, iconic.
Yeah.
Wow, you picked Dustin Lunch over Jason Aldine?
Yeah.
Interesting.
Yeah, he did.
Interesting pick.
Anybody else?
Brad Paisley.
Yeah.
I mean, he was my choice between him and Dwight Yokem, but I went Dwight.
All right, read your team out.
Amy, you were the first pick, so read your team real quick.
George Strait, John Party, and...
Chris Amleton.
There it is.
Nice round.
That's a good.
There's so many people in my head.
Solid team. Lunchbox.
I got Tim McGraw, Kicks Brooks of Brooks and Dunn, and Dustin Lynch.
All right.
Eddie.
No, it's a solid team.
You're supposed to say that.
Oh, yeah, solid, solid.
Don't hate on my team.
I'm not hating.
I said nothing.
No, but you said solid team to Amy and then mine nothing.
It's cool.
You guys hate, but that's going to get votes.
Okay.
I don't want to lie.
I don't feel like that's most solid of teams.
Okay.
I don't know if my team's that's all.
I'm not going to say it after my team.
Do you want to hear a solid team?
Go ahead.
All right.
Woody from Toy Story.
Clint Eastwood and Dwight
Freakin' Yokem.
Ooh, you hit it with that freaking.
You try to sell it a little too much.
You caught that, you caught that.
Like, I couldn't even remember my third pick
and then Eddie's like...
Dwight freaking Yolkham.
Yeah.
Morgan number two?
I've got Garth Brooks, Toby Keith,
and John Michael Montgomery.
You shouldn't win this one, Morgan number two.
If you win this one, then we know that some things up.
Yeah.
Yes.
You're Russian.
You're hacking the site.
Yeah.
Maybe she already did the analytics and she knows that this is what people want.
Okay, and then finally I have Alan Jackson, Kenny Chesney, and Hank Williams Jr.
Yeah.
Pretty solid team, fias me.
I mean, mine's the best.
No, mine's better.
Mine is so good.
Bobbybones.com.
Morgan number two, explain to them how they can vote because you're putting it up right now.
Yep.
So if they just go to Bobbybones.com, there's going to be an official poll and they can choose one.
They'll see all the selections and they have to vote for who has the best.
Full selection.
Okay.
They'll see the full teams.
Bobbybones.com.
Yes.
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Ramundo's got the news here on Wednesday.
What you got, Remundo?
Night one of the Democratic debate was last night.
Highlights are online.
Night two of the debates, tonight.
Sad news in Mississippi, a disgruntled employee killed two Walmart colleagues
and wounded a responding police officer.
The shooter was taken into custody.
And finally, Holiday Inn Express is going to stop using many plastic bottles
in the room bathrooms.
They're going to help save the oceans.
How do you feel about taking your shoes off on airplanes, just in general?
In general, if you have socks on, not about bare feet in the plane.
Like if you have, yeah, no, I don't want you next to me.
Like, if you had on sandals and I guess you're taking your shoes off, fine.
But if you're like, taking your shoes off, taking your socks off, like, mm-mm.
So I would agree, and I fly all the time.
I was thinking about this.
Eddie and I are flying to Chicago on Friday.
And I was just wondering if that's a long enough flight to take your shoes off.
because I think there's a flight time
and then there's also
don't take your socks off.
Yeah.
Like, and keep your feet down.
Yeah.
Don't put them up on the...
Sometimes people do.
Yeah.
So what's the rule?
You can take your shoes off
but not your socks?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Did I ever tell you about the time
I saw someone go to the bathroom
on the airplane barefoot?
They had their shoes off
and I guess they didn't want to put them on
and they had to go to the bathroom
and they went to the bathroom barefoot.
That's gross.
And airplane bathrooms are gross.
But I don't have a big, and I'm a clean freak.
But my bottom of my feet don't bother me if they're stepping really in something.
Oh, they bother me.
Because it really doesn't touch anything as long as you clean them.
Like I wouldn't do that, but I don't think I would be super grossed out by watching someone do that.
I could not believe it.
Which Fox, what do you think about that?
Listen, I take my shoes off pretty much every flight.
I use my shoe as a cup holder.
That's where I put my bottle of water.
I have no problem with you taking your shoes off at all.
I mean, I go in.
I'm never taking my socks off.
I've never felt the need, but I don't have a problem with it.
If you see someone take their shoes and socks off next to you, do you care?
No.
As long as they don't put them on me, I've had one person stick their foot up from behind me on the window and use my armrest as their foot rest.
And I had to go ahead and take my wife's book and hit their foot.
You could just say, excuse me, could you move?
No, no, no, no.
I would just elbow the foot.
I just took the book and I hit their foot down and said,
Get out.
What?
Yeah. Like don't put your foot next to me. It's my, first of all, it's my armrest. Right. That's how you're going to handle it. I'm just elbowing them. Yeah. Yeah, they didn't ask permission to put it up there. Wow. They basically elbow me with their foot as they stuck it right beside me. That's funny. What would you do?
I would say, excuse me. Or I probably would just say nothing. Actually, this is what I would do. I'd be annoyed and I would say nothing. Kind of like sometimes when kids are sitting behind me and parents aren't making sure that their kids are behaving and the kids are all pushing my seat. And I get it.
kids do that. I have kids. I travel with them. And it is hard. It's difficult. It's annoying.
But I make sure when they're doing that stuff to the tray and I'm like, I try to remind them,
there is someone sitting in front of you. You need to be respectful.
Some parents probably just give up though. They have to pick their battles with their kids.
And if you don't scream, you can kick the seat. I do that with my dog. I'm like,
all right, listen, if you don't eat my foot, have a sock. I just give up. Not that it's the same,
but really it's the same. I'm basically a single dad, guys.
Sort of.
Basically.
I'm basically a single dad
with a puppy.
You guys don't even know
what that's like.
Okay, so our rule is
socks are okay
but don't take your socks off.
Yeah.
If you want to take your shoes off,
travel with some,
you know,
some footies.
No one's going to do that.
I do.
Like fuzzy socks?
You also travel with like nuts
and...
And sanitizer wipes.
Sourcrow.
Yeah.
Spinage.
All of the weird stuff.
She's basically pulling out
like a garden
from a bag.
My husband says you should never
even take your shoes off on an airplane anyways
because if something happens, you're not going to be ready to run.
Ready to run off.
And if you do, you're going to be stepping on things
and you're not going to be prepared.
He does say that.
He said that to me.
There was a woman in the news
and she got in trouble because she went to Sonic
and they said, okay, here's your food.
Where's your money?
She goes, no, no, no.
We'll put that on a God's tab.
This is God's tab.
And then she got a rest of it because she didn't pay the meal.
So lunchbox tried this, right?
Yeah, I went to different fast food restaurants.
and I just figure that if this lady can get away with it.
Well, she didn't get away with it.
Right, she didn't get away with it,
but I wanted to see if it was possible
that maybe God had a tab at different restaurants
that we didn't know about,
so I thought I'd check it out.
I'll do the four-finger plate combo, please.
He's going to be 8-62.
I talked to the man upstairs,
and he said you just put it on his tab.
He said that I could come here
and you take care of.
of it. Yeah. You got his credit card?
You're the man upstairs.
Who is the man on the step-sat-dow?
That's him.
No, he didn't call it tell us that he would have made him to talk about.
No good?
No, not today, like.
Oh. All right. Thank you.
So no chicken fingers for me.
They thought you were a clown. They were like, yeah.
Where's the credit card?
All right, here's lunchbox. Where'd you go secondly?
Uh, breakfast establishment?
I'll do a classic oatmeal, please.
Anything else?
That's it.
3.55.
Oh, I talked to my friend GOD upstairs, and he said that he could put it on his tab.
I don't think it works that way.
No, no, like, I had a talk.
I was like, man, working out and I could get some food.
And he was like, go get an oatmeal and they'll take care of you.
Just tell him to put it on my tab.
I can't do that.
So you're telling me he lied to me?
I don't think he was lying.
I think you had misinterpreted.
So I don't get the oatmeal?
No.
I guess I'll go have another talk with him.
Hey, good for her, too.
That's a good answer.
Because she's one, she's like, okay, this is crazy.
You're a nut.
And then two, she's like, no, I don't think he's crazy.
I think you misinterpreted it.
Hey, good for her, because that can't happen every day.
Here's one more.
Yeah, can I get a number one?
And cheese or without?
Oh, without cheese.
How much she said?
6.54.
I talked to the man upstairs, my friend GOD,
and he said, you guys would take it to put it on his tab.
You can't put that on his tail.
Put it on God's tab.
Oh, yeah.
So you tell me I got it wrong?
Yeah.
Sorry.
Thank you.
So nobody gave you food?
No one gave me food.
I mean, two out of the three places, they laughed.
Like, they laughed like it was funny.
Well, yeah, if someone comes in going, God's going to pay for this, you think it's a joke.
I mean, the first girl, she tried to hide her laughter.
She tried to cover her face.
The third girl, she just laughed right in my face.
There you go.
Not the thing to do.
Lucky didn't get the question.
cops called on you. Because that moment got in trouble, right?
They did it. She must have stayed and just
demanded. She's like, no, God's
got this. All right, lunchbox,
thank you. O for three.
The latest from Nashville
and Hollywood. Morgan number two
32nd Skinny. Luke Holmes
was challenged by Thomas Wrett and the
Dancer Donate Challenge on social media
for the United Cancer Front.
But Luke decided to donate because he
didn't think anyone should have to see his
horrible dance moves. I'm not much of a dancer.
I'm working on it enough.
for my upcoming nuptials in the next year or so I've got enough pressure on me doing that.
So I guess I'm just going to have to donate, which I think to me is a lot better than people
seeing my horrible dance phase.
Florida Georgia Line said that they weren't sending a message with their latest album title,
Can't Say I Ain't Country.
Brian Kelly said it's not necessarily a fireback or a rebuttal or an answer.
It was just very necessary for them to put that out there because that's who they are and
that's who they will always be.
Childish Gambino covered Garth Brooks' alter ego, Chris Gaines' song, Lost in You,
and he added a four-person choir and some other instruments.
I'm Morgan number two. That's your skinny.
It's time for the good news.
With Amy.
Tell me something good.
So this girl Kelly and Danny, they were hiking, and they decided to go a different route.
It's a place they've gone many, many times, but they decided we're going to go this way.
They saw some wild blueberries.
They decided to stop and pick it.
and in the bushes, they see a dog.
And they're like, what is happening?
Because he's really timid, looked really skinny.
Turns out it was a golden retriever named Max.
And his missing, you know, dog poster flyers were hanging out all over town,
especially at a nearby resort.
He had been missing for 11 days.
They recognized a dog from a flyer?
Well, I mean, I think eventually once they called like the park rangers,
everyone was like, oh, this is that dog that's missing.
But he was so, like, dehydrated, exhaust.
lost weight.
The rangers had to like carry him out on a stretcher.
It was a whole thing.
But Max has been reunited with his family and everything is fine.
But obviously Kelly and Danny thought it was super cool because they don't normally hike
that way.
Had they not stopped for the Blackberries, they wouldn't have seen Max.
So they just thought it was meant to be that they were supposed to find him.
Well, not to quote some of the great historians, but I feel like this is a perfect
situation for that.
Here we go.
If it's meant to be,
it's meant to be.
Oh.
Because baby,
it'll be.
It'll be meant to be.
Yeah, baby.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, babe.
Yes.
It's a good story.
It is.
Yeah.
Who said, was that?
Is that one of the philosophers?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't know which one.
Eric.
Maybe two of them.
Ah, there you go.
There it is.
There it is.
All right.
All right.
Thank you.
That was tell me something good.
Bobby Bones show.
Bonehead.
No hurry up the day.
This story comes to us from Orlando, Florida.
A 25-year-old man walked out to a car to an intersection,
open the driver's side door, said,
get out of the car, I'm taking the car.
So he gets in the car, only problem's stick shift.
And he only gets half a block because he keeps chugging.
Brum, brum.
Tries to get out of the car and run, but he's arrested a short time later.
That was like in Amy's neighborhood.
Yeah.
I had some friends, and they have a Tesla.
And the guys come up with guns and said, hey, let me get that car.
And so they said, oh crap.
And then the guys got in the car and they were like, what's happening?
We don't know how to drive this thing.
And so they got out of the car and said, all right, you can have the car.
We'll take your personal belongings.
So then they robbed him of their stuff.
But they couldn't drive away into Tesla.
And I remember once Acon got his Tesla stolen.
And he went, all right.
So they stole his Tesla.
And then he pulled up his phone and hit the app and was like, okay, I see you're right here.
And now I'm going to shut the car down.
Oh.
The worst car to try to steal.
Yeah.
That's cool.
And so, yeah.
Or if you can't drive a stick,
don't you, like, look at that before,
like, don't you take a walk by and look in and go,
is there a stick shift?
And if there is, you probably go to the next car,
wait for somebody else.
All right, lunchbox, thank you.
I'm Lunchbox.
That's your bonehead story of the day.
Folks, it's your buddy and my...
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In a second, we'll talk about the things
we're most likely to lie about early in a relationship.
Okay, like, for me, this is a thing,
because I'm dating.
But these are the things people lie about early in relationships.
We'll get to that.
coming up, and also, they have charged a kid criminally for an injury that happened in Dodgeball.
Whoa.
I'll talk about that in a second.
First, is this Manuel in Nevada?
What's up, buddy?
Hello?
Hey, man.
Hey, is it, Bobby?
It is.
You're on the show.
What do you want to say?
Oh, Bobby, I just want to say, I appreciate you guys.
I'm a sheriff's deputy at the Texas Panhandle.
And I'm on about hour 20 on his transport.
and I've been listening to the whole show
in the entire way.
I caught up the entire week on the podcast
and yeah, I just felt like calling in this morning
and see what's up.
I think you're burying the headline a little bit here.
Yeah, you got a prisoner?
Yeah, you got a prisoner?
And what does he think of this show?
And what did he do?
I'm on my way to pick her up.
Oh, her.
See, we just assume that prisoners are men
because men are scum and women are awesome.
However, what did she do?
She's a little amount of things.
For me, I'd have to drop from Texas Sandel
to, we know Nevada.
So she's locked up right now and you need to get her back to face the judge, the jury,
and possibly the executioner.
What?
Possibly, huh?
She said little things.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's not bad bad.
But are you, don't forget to do things like, you know, make sure she's handcuffed correctly.
It's always like in the transfer or wherever that's when they escape.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Watch out for roadblocks.
Roadblocks.
Right.
That she has set up by her people.
And then you stop and you're like, is there a problem?
And they're like, get her.
And they get her out.
Ambush.
Wow.
You think about that?
Yeah, I thought about it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right.
What about when you stop for gas?
Does she get to go get a gas station treat or no?
No.
No, she doesn't get that.
She doesn't get that luxury.
I have a jailer with me.
Oh, you have someone with you?
Yeah.
And who's that?
He's just one of my partners that I've worked with for a while.
Does he have to have to have.
listen to the show the whole time with you?
Yes.
Is he over it?
Is he like, I cannot take any more of these guys?
He actually enjoyed the segment on the power couples that yaw did yesterday.
Oh, the draft.
Yeah, we did that draft.
You know what we're going to draft today?
Let me ask you this.
It's Manuel, right?
Yes.
Okay.
Manuel.
Later on, we're going to do cowboy hat wearers in the draft.
Who would be your first overall pick of cowboy hat wearers?
I would say to McGraw.
It's a solid pick.
It's a solid pick.
I think he'll get picked today at some point in the three rounds.
All right.
Manuel, thank you for calling, bud.
Appreciate that.
And have a safe trip.
And just be prepared.
Thank you guys.
We'll do.
All right.
All right, bud.
See you later.
Be safe.
I hope to see you in Amarillo.
Oh, you come into our raging idiot show on Amarillo?
I'm planning to.
All right.
We hope to see you there.
Bring a criminal.
That'd be so cool.
And the jailer.
Yeah, no, he's sitting there with the jailer and the criminal.
Yes, yes, yes.
If you need to get a seat for another criminal, we'll make sure you have one.
Oh, wow.
Okay.
We'll know them by the orange jumpsuit and the handcuffs are wearing.
We're all good.
All right, man, see you, buddy.
I'll just tell my wife to dress up.
Okay.
All right.
That works too.
There is.
Mayweil everybody.
Nice, there he is.
Thank you.
There's a kid who's been charged criminally for a dodge ball injury.
It's like, okay, there's a game at school and you throw the ball and it's aggressive.
And some people are saying dodge ball isn't a game you should play anymore.
Camichie Linley says she was shocked when she got a call from the Wayne County
juvenile court last week and was told her 10-year-old son Bryce now stands charged with aggravated
assault. According to police, Bryce intentionally struck the other student in the face with the ball.
The student's mother says her son has a medical condition that makes head injuries especially dangerous
and that he sustained a black guy, a bruised nose, and a concussion. Mom also claims her son was targeted.
Lindley says neither she nor her son knew about the boy's medical condition, and she suggests a child
with such a condition shouldn't be playing on the game. Isn't that where the problem is school,
to let the kid with the condition
playing the game.
Right.
And if Dodgeball is going to be an issue,
you don't have to play dodgeball.
Listen, I love dodgeball.
I think it's fantastic.
But maybe it's not a sport for 10-year-olds.
Maybe it's a sport for 15 and above
because you at least kind of know what you're doing.
And maybe Dodgeball isn't the...
I love dodge ball.
Maybe not.
It's not for school because it's just like
there's too much that could go wrong.
I don't know, but I mean, we played it.
I loved it.
And I love like butts up with a tennis ball.
When I was...
But I got hammered in Dodgeball.
I was a kid that got picked
on. They would just slam me. And I hated it when I was
8 or 9. But look at you
now. Look at me now. Look what it did to you.
That made you who you are.
Yeah, it seems like the school should be in trouble here
for letting the kid with the injury get out and played. Not the kid who actually
took the shot. Because once you're on the
court, game on, baby. Everybody's fair game.
Hunting time. Little, small, big.
Everybody goes... Everyone.
Yeah. Here are the things that
we lie about early in a relationship.
Can I get a drum roll, please?
I bring this up, I'm single.
Been dating.
Are these things that you?
No, I want to see how many I fit there on the top five.
Which, by the way, you know, I mentioned I went to brunch with the girl.
And a listener posted a picture, and I pulled my tag off of it, but she was sitting by me and took a picture of me and the girl.
No way.
Yeah.
Morgan number two, do you see it before they took it down?
I took the tag off.
No, I didn't.
But that's pretty funny.
We talked about it.
And she goes, here I am having a brunch with Bobby in his in the eyes.
and she was sitting right by me at the table.
And it was like top of her head.
She was acting like she's taking a picture of herself,
but it was me and the girl I was with.
If she's listening, re-post it.
Don't, do not repost it.
I'm just trying to live my life.
But you're not telling us who you went to brunch with.
Just say.
Right. That's right.
It's not, she doesn't need her business shared.
If it's just about me, I would tell you.
Okay.
Number five, people lie about their family.
I don't really know what they lie about.
I don't.
I don't really have family.
I could lie about.
Oh, but that's where you would make up this amazing family that you have.
I think that maybe that's the case.
It's like, oh, yeah, my family is so awesome and they do this and this is where we live.
But really, you don't have it.
Yeah.
You don't, you're, some people might be embarrassed that they don't have.
I've been judged for not having, coming from the best family.
There have been people that, you know, I can't really go out with someone who isn't super close to their family.
I'm like, well, they're not alive.
Yeah, that wasn't your choice.
I don't know them.
They left me.
Right.
Yeah.
Oh, that sucks.
Yeah, it sucks.
Number four, their job.
Oh, how do you, yeah, I guess you're lying at the beginning.
Maybe you inflate what you do.
Yeah, I don't.
Not you.
But somebody, if you're trying to, like, you know, you're a lawyer, but really you're the legal aid.
Yeah.
Maybe if you're just trying to get a hook up.
Debt at number three.
You lie about your debt early on in a relationship.
Number two is spending habits.
Try to keep, yeah.
Which, again, rolls into debt.
And number one, salary.
So the top three are all money, money related.
But when do you talk about salary?
Right.
On a first or second date?
Lunchbox's wife still haven't talked about salary.
That's right.
Have you ever on a date had somebody ask you how much you make?
Nope.
Have any of your girlfriends ever known how much you make?
I know that it's changed over the years.
My last girlfriend had an idea.
Excuse me?
I said.
Excuse me?
We know it's changed over the years.
And then you said something.
Then what did you say?
We've seen the growth.
And it's amazing.
Thank you very much for noticing.
I thought you said something else.
Thank you very much.
I thought you said significantly.
Oh, no, I said seen it.
We've seen it.
So some girlfriends, you know, at a point you probably were fine with sharing it, but now I don't know that you would.
My last girlfriend had an idea.
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
Yeah.
Interesting.
Do you know?
Yeah, right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Oh, somebody said that, you know, they forgot a good celebrity, but a good couple.
A celebrity couple?
Mm-hmm.
Well, celebrity couples.
I know, but I just don't put us in the category of celebrities.
Like, I'm shocked.
They said they were shocked that nobody picked Bobby and Amy.
But I mentioned that.
I mentioned that the day before.
I didn't.
I didn't hear that.
I said, somebody mentioned my ex-girlfriend Lindsay and I, and then I said, or me and Amy.
Because they don't have to be, like, romantic.
Yeah.
Okay.
So, ignore me.
But the drafts are so fun.
All the time.
Are the drafts?
I love the drafts.
They come up in conversation with me and my friends, like, often.
and I think it's like if you're ever looking for like a dinner conversation or you've got a group,
like it could be something that come up like quickly around the table, pick your,
you don't need to do a three like we do, but you could do one or two.
Morgan number two, what do you think?
Are listeners liking the drafts?
Oh yeah, they love it.
They do?
Yeah, they really do.
I've been moving it around different parts of the day, so if people do hate it, they don't hear it twice in a row.
Maybe it's a, you know, what they call a benchmark for a while.
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Picture this.
Me, Reese Witherspoon in London.
Ordering fish and chips so often, they might start wrapping me in paper.
I'm traveling with my Wells Fargo autographed journey card, so I earn rewards wherever I
travel, five times points with hotels, four times with airlines, three times on restaurants
and other travel, and one point on other purchases. Imagine getting rewarded for eating a toad
in the hole. Wait, what is a toad in a hole? Visit wellsfargo.com slash autograph journey. Terms apply.
I got pizza. I got chili crisp pot honey by Lee Kum Kee. Oh, I was thinking simple. I was thinking
unforgettable. Wow. What did you do to this pizza? Just added a little sweet,
and a little heat.
I think I'm in love.
Marry me.
Careful.
This stuff makes you say things.
Chili crisp hot honey by Lee Cum Kee.
Grab it online or in stores.
How do you flex your flavor?
This Amazon driver was fired
because she was busted for stealing a family's dog
from their front yard while she was delivering packages.
Oh, wow.
You would think, though, with all the cameras,
that they wouldn't do that.
And then she tried to resell it on Craigslist for $70.
That is so sad.
Yeah, she's 22.
She's in Texas.
She admitted to stealing a wiener dog.
She was delivering Amazon packages with her boyfriend.
He probably told her to do it, though.
He was probably whispering in her ear.
Steal that dog.
Neighbors with a doorbell security camera checked their footage.
I guess it wasn't even the house that she was delivering it to,
but neighbors and saw her doing this.
After the dog was stolen,
They were like, all right, she tried to sell them for $70.
Amazon says, this is not reflect the high standards we have for delivery service partners.
We're glad the customer has been reunited with their pet.
We've been in touch with them to make it right.
She was arrested and booked in the Parker County Jail on $2,000 bond.
She was released.
She has been charged with theft.
Crappy person does that.
That's a bad person.
You steal somebody's dog?
That's a bad person.
You steal somebody's car, maybe you need money.
You steal somebody's dog, you're a bad person.
You'll steal their car.
Yeah, I mean, I wonder...
You can replace a car.
Insurance will replace a car.
Yeah, you can't replace a dog.
It's like, yeah, no, not cool.
Unless you're one of these nuts that are cloning their dog.
Yeah.
And even then you need the dog to clone it.
But I do wonder how you get in with Amazon and they want to make something right, you know?
That'd be awesome if Amazon was like...
Bezos calls.
Yeah.
Hey, Amazon, Amazon for a year, free.
Are you the guys with the wiener dog?
I should have Bezos here.
When I hit a million followers on Instagram, I kept waiting for, like,
something from Mark Zuckerberg.
I was going to read.
Like, as soon as I hit a million, like an eagle would fly in.
Nothing happened.
Or like Zuckerberg hit me on the FaceTime, big celebration.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Like a Facebook cake is hovered in.
I had a million.
There was nothing.
No parade.
Nothing.
I know.
Maybe at two million.
Is that what it is?
Is that what you heard?
Maybe.
Word on the street.
We were talking during the break a minute ago.
And we were talking about, I guess, Eddie, you were talking to Morgan number two about going to the bar or the club?
Yeah, she was talking about when certain.
songs come out, she goes hard on the club, like at the dance floor.
Like what songs do you go hard for right now, Morgan number two?
Well, it was just recently.
It was Beer Never Broke My Heart from Luke Combs.
It came on and I went crazy.
Okay.
Here's a clip of Beer Never Broke My Heart.
Is this a club song?
Crazy.
It was the first time I heard it.
That's why I had freaked out.
I was like, oh, it's finally playing in the club.
And I went hard.
I sung every word to the song on the dance floor.
It was great.
So then Eddie, kind of under his breath, asked Morgan number two,
do they play slow songs?
clubs, do you can slow dance too? Yeah, like love songs. Like they ever do like, it's your love and like
all right guys, time to dance, like slow dance. I honest question, like do they still do that? Because back
when I was going to the clubs, sometimes they would do that. They would? At the club club or not, we're
not talking to school dance. They're talking to the club. I've never been to a club where they played
slow songs. Okay, well then they need to bring that back. Because there was a time. There was a time when
it was. And eighth grade dances or prom occasionally they play a slow song. But wouldn't that be like if you really want to go to a
and fall in love. Why don't you play? It's your love. And then everyone's like, all right,
slow dance time. Are you going to a bar to fall in love, though? Like to fall in love.
Well, that's what some people say. They're like, I want to find, I'm trying to find a boyfriend.
Yeah, they want to meet people. Yeah. That's what they say. And they go to bars and they're like,
well, hey, Morgan number two, next time we either go to the DJ and request a slow song.
Yes. Yeah. Because they know you, they know you there, right? Yeah, I think they would laugh me
out of the bar. You're like, hey, man, it's, hey, Raymond to play song for me real quick,
over the top. Like a hard club song.
Hey, DJ!
You play Savage Garden?
Savage Garden.
No, okay.
Okay, thanks.
Thank you.
The Bobby Bone Show.
Ramundo, our audio producer, co-wrote a song called Vacation.
If you guys remember this.
It was for a second the song of the summer.
Play a little bit of that, Ramundo.
And he has a part, too.
Eric Dodd is the singer.
Yeah.
Featuring Raymundo.
Exactly.
And Kelly Bannon's on there, too.
Okay.
So, are you going to play your part?
It's coming right now.
Here's Ray Mundo's part coming up.
Mo from Instagram.
Imagine these noodles are a catamaran and just flow.
Go with the flow.
They call me by the bonuses and Ray Bundoo.
Bado.
Bay, bay, vacation.
Jam, huh?
Yeah.
Ray Mundo got paid for the first time.
What?
He got paid for the first time for this song.
Can we ask him how much?
Yeah, he'll tell us.
How much do you think, Eddie?
A couple hundred.
Your official guess?
Yeah, $200.
$200.
Amen?
$500.
Lunch box?
It played a lot, so I would say he had to at least get a grand.
I would say $750.
Wow, we're going high.
Yeah, you guys are going pretty high.
Ray Mundo.
Well, he's a third writer, and this song's been played everywhere.
I don't know how it works, clearly.
I don't know everywhere either on our show, basically, only.
But that's a lot.
Ramundo, you got your check.
And you know who the check was from?
BMI? Okay. Yeah. And you open it up. Did you know what it was? You think it was junk mail at first?
No, I knew it exactly. It looked just like a check. All you got to do is peel off the edges and it's a check.
And it was for how much? I was blown away. It was for $500.
I mean, and I thought I was guessing high.
Dude, I cannot be more proud to be a musician. It is awesome being a writer. Okay. Okay.
That's mailbox money, right, right? I had no idea in my mind that it was going to be that much. I was shocked.
A musician.
Dude, it's pretty sweet on this side, man.
Dang.
That means the song did well.
You are recording artist Ramundo.
Yep.
You are now, you're a paid songwriter.
Yeah, now I got to cash that thing, man.
Are you ever cashed yet?
No, I just opened it up.
I was so stoked.
Showed my girlfriend and she's like, I can't believe they paid you that much.
And I'm like, why was a writer?
You got one third credit, right?
Yeah.
Your second check will probably be about that, maybe more.
Yeah.
No, no, don't plan on having that money, though.
You're third and fourth probably won't, though.
But that's the thing, man.
If now that I know I got another 500 coming, here we go.
Consider it spent.
Are you trying to write more songs?
No, I might have tapped out on that one.
Tapped out.
You got to come back with the sequel.
Call up Eric Dodd.
If it's good, we'll play it again.
I know.
Maybe Christmas song.
I'm not a writer.
Please write a Christmas song.
Okay.
Please.
We got lucky that this one ended up being decent, but yes, I will consider a Christmas song.
Talk with him today.
Okay.
All right.
There is Ramondo, 500 bucks richer today.
Hey, he's got to pay taxes on that.
Remind him.
Yeah.
Hit it, Ramondo.
Are you down for a big?
Down for a vacation.
Come on, everybody.
Just baby on my bay, bay, baby, favorite destination.
Little you and me played a call in a couple days.
Little Nisex is a Billy Ray, Ray.
Hey.
Hey, Raymondo, you know what's great about that?
You wrote that such a long time ago,
a little Naz X just happened.
And he's got a lyric about Little Naz X in.
Yesterday, he just hit the All Times leader song.
Boom.
Look at you.
I'd like to say I plan that, but I didn't.
You guessed right.
That works too.
Here's Amy's pile of stories.
So Snickers is getting behind the movement to change Halloween to the last Saturday in October,
rather than have it on the 31st, which is obviously what we know it as.
And they say if it happens, they're going to give out one million Snickers bars.
By the way, how is this thing not changed?
Halloween's not like a special day where they discovered Hallow.
Right.
You know, they didn't land on Hallow Rock.
Right.
Right.
You know, baby hallow, you know, wasn't born on that day.
It's just a dumb day.
Let's move it to a Saturday so we can, and Mike, he brought this up a few days ago.
Let's just move it to a Saturday.
That way we can all experience it.
Go out, trick-a-treat, have our little parties.
I think it would be great to have it on a Saturday.
It seems like an easy play, right?
And if I'm a politician, I'm using that because who's going to disagree with that?
No one.
It's like moving daylight savings time.
Mm-hmm.
Go be the next president and be like, you know what?
One of my things, I'm going to move daylight savings time.
Everybody would be like, I'm in.
Like we're looking for practical things that make our lives easier.
Yeah, I'm in.
Yeah, so change.org to vote in the Halloween petition
if you want to try to get the federal government to move that.
Which, by the way, who does it?
It is kind of ridiculous when you say, yes, but go ahead.
Right, right, right.
Okay, so aftermarket chargers and generic ones, you know.
Like generic phone chargers?
You can grab them at the gas station, but it'll charge your iPhone.
Well, those might be cheaper, but the most.
the money that you're saving, totally not worth it,
because doctors have issued warnings about, you know, potential fire and burn hazards.
Doctors?
Yes.
Well, I mean, because I don't know if it's harming, like, your body.
But there was this one woman.
She went to bed while her phone was charging.
And the cable wrapped, like, over her neck.
And when she woke up, she had burns that took her to the emergency room from the cord.
Why is she charging underneath the cable?
Right.
And I put it around her neck.
Good night, everybody.
She wrapped it.
All right.
I don't think he was like wrapped.
I'm only at my most comfortable to sleep when I'm charged.
choking myself with a charger cable.
But the knockoff products, they aren't properly insulated and they could lead to electrical shock or worse.
I think we knew that, though, right?
Yeah.
A gas station charger.
And I have like nine of them, by the way.
Yeah, I know.
I use them too.
Isn't as safe or as well put together as like an apple charger.
I don't think I need a doctor to tell me that.
No.
No.
Doctors are just saying.
If you're a doctor, tell the lady, stop wrapping a cord around your neck before you go to bed.
No, no, no.
The doctors are just giving out a warning because some people.
don't know that maybe, I mean, maybe people don't know.
And they're just saying they're seeing patience for these, you know, charger-related injuries.
Okay.
So, you're clear.
Okay.
I agree.
Be careful.
Do you guys leave things plugged in all the time?
Yeah.
Yep.
Just leave it.
Yeah.
Is that bad?
I think we all live our different lives.
Like, do you unplug everything all the time?
No.
I just wonder what you keep charged in.
Like, I don't keep my chargers in, though.
Oh, I do.
Because I feel like a charger or something like that only has so much life in it.
It can only stay plugged in before it goes bad.
There's no evidence to back this up.
That's just your theory.
Yeah.
What else?
Look at you.
Well, keeping busy, which is something that Bobby's really, really good at it.
No, I'm not good at keeping busy.
I'm good at getting S done.
Okay.
But like you stay busy.
Yeah, because I'm trying to get S done.
Yeah, Bobby gets it.
Well, turns out that keeping busy is good for your health and having a jam-packed day,
like all those dots on your calendar.
I have too many dots on the calendar.
really good for your body in the long run.
Busier people make healthier choices
in their everyday lives.
Probably because you don't have time.
Like on days that I'm more busy,
I don't have time to like just sit around and, you know, sit.
I'll feel guilty when I'm just sitting around.
First of all, sit.
Maybe eat junk that I would,
because I'm bored.
You know, like you, yeah,
you make better decisions for your body.
I just looked at my calendar
when you brought that out.
I have a bunch of dots on today's day.
I have a vision meeting today at 10.30.
What are you?
Your eyesight?
No.
Like a vision for 2020.
The year.
It's like what TV shows
I want to go after
or run into the book.
What am I going to tour?
It's like you sit in a room for like three hours.
That kind of vision for like your career.
That's hard.
We do it once a year and it takes all day
and I never like it.
But I go in with like, you know,
like Morgan number one will be there
because she works like I'm on that team now.
We just sit in there
and talk about the vision.
I don't know they just write an email.
The vision for the brand.
But that's what I'm going to do today.
sit in a vision meeting.
And then I have,
I'm doing,
or developing a TV show
for one of the networks,
a scripted show.
I have that meeting.
I have a workout.
Also,
my friend Brandon Ray
has a show tonight,
which I'm going to try to get to
if I can finish these other meetings.
Wow.
At 7 p.m.
at the back corner
if you're in Nashville.
Yeah.
Right?
Yeah.
I think that's right.
I may try to go out to that
on a week night.
There's only like two,
three friends I would ever do that for
on a week night.
But I think I'm going to go to that tonight too.
That's my dotted up calendar day.
Yeah.
Well,
with all those dots,
you're going to make healthier, right-minded decisions.
Here's this.
Keeping your phone on the charger all the time is bad.
That's the myth.
That's the myth.
That's the myth.
That's the myth.
I know.
But I keep my charger plugged into the wall.
Okay, so this is about cell phones more than it's chargers, right?
Okay.
I unplug my chargers.
I don't, my cell phone's never in one place long enough to just sit and explode.
But they say cell phones, if you're worried about that,
they know when the battery is a full charge, so it stops charging.
Which I didn't know that, did you?
No.
I unplug my phone charger from the wall
Because I feel like those crappy phone chargers, they can only say plugged in for so long before it starts to go.
Right, before it explodes.
Again, there's no factual.
There's nothing to base this on except my nutty mind.
All right, Amy, is that it?
Yes, and maybe that's my file.
It's time for the good news.
With lunchbox.
Stay home there's something good.
Carmen was sitting on her couch in Florida watching some TV and all of a sudden she hears a boom.
She's like, man, that sounds like a car just ran into my house.
She goes outside and a minivan had lost control and crashed in.
into the side of her house. The driver was
unresponsive. But guess what?
Guess who's a nurse?
Carmen is a nurse. That's crazy.
Starts chest compressions.
Who? Who? Amazing that she could think in this situation.
Like a van just crashed into your house.
And she brings the man back to life.
Man was walking around. He just had a medical episode while he's driving,
crashed into her house. She happened to be a nurse watching TV.
Saved his life. What up, Carmen?
Man, how lucky for him. Not that he lost his
vehicle in the house, but that she was a nurse.
Yes. So I guess I broke even. Because, you know, it's bad that
he had that happened. That's bad luck. But it was good luck that she was a nurse.
So in the end, they're back to even.
Crash into my house and I wouldn't have been a nurse.
True. What would you have done?
I don't know.
Nurse, yelled. Is there a doctor?
All right, there you go. That's something good. Thank you.
That was Tell Me Something Good.
Corny.
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Oh, gosh.
This is like set up.
What nationality?
Don't answer, bones.
What nationality is Santa Claus?
A little North Polish.
Okay.
I'm pretty good.
All right.
Pretty good.
That was the morning corny.
Where did you think that was going?
I don't know.
Could have gone anywhere.
Yep, we didn't know.
It had a whole canvas to paint on.
And I was like, don't know if I want to chase this one down.
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Let me talk to Nikki in Florida.
Hey, Nikki, good morning.
You're on the Bobby Bone Show.
Good morning.
What's it happening?
Good morning, studio.
Morning.
I am a first time caller.
I'm so excited to talk to you.
But I just wanted to say that my now fiancee and I have been listening to your show since high school.
We are high school sweetheart.
We did college long distance.
And the show has just always been something that we've bonded over and talked over.
And I'm so excited we're actually getting married next year.
Oh, that's awesome.
Well, congratulations.
And I appreciate you guys listening to the show.
I'm glad we could keep you together.
We basically kept them together.
Yeah, totally.
It's, we take all the, are we the best man collectively?
We should all just show up.
Well, yeah, I mean, you have a thing for going to weddings and liking to be set up on dates.
So I did also want to let you know that you are officially invited to the wedding by me if you'd like to come next year.
Which brings me to my next question.
Do I like to go to weddings or be set up on dates?
Absolutely.
Well, I don't know.
But you do have that wedding in the fall later this year where you're supposed to take a date.
I know.
That's in November.
Right.
You could meet your future wife and you're forever at my wedding.
Just think about it.
Do you have a lot of single friends?
What's up with your sister?
Well, I don't have a sister.
But I do have a lot of single friends, Amy, yes.
All right.
Well, listen, let me say this.
Thank you for calling.
Congratulations on your wedding.
Send me that invitation.
I absolutely will.
I'll send it right to the studio.
Thank you so much for chatting with me.
Bobby.
Hold on.
Let me ask you a question real quick.
Where are you getting married in?
because I only got like a five mile radius from my house.
If you're in that five miles, I'll probably come.
Well, you live in Nashville, don't you?
And I'm in Tampa, Florida.
Oh, that's not too far.
I feel like that.
I mean, but her friends may live,
her friends may live closer to here,
and you are quite the catch.
Would your friends?
Thank you.
I'm actually going to Nashville for my bachelorette party.
Boom.
Well, let's hit it up.
Okay, listen.
She's bringing all the single friends.
I've been too much time talking about this,
but thank you, Nikki.
Congratulations.
Thank you, Bobby.
All right, bye.
I had a big day yesterday
Do you know about this eddie?
I do
Well I think I do
Oh okay
Well listen for like the last six months
I've been trying to get a shout out
I've got to ride my bike every day
I take this class
I have a Peloton bike
And there's a screen
And they always do shoutouts to people
And I'm like how can I get that shout out
And I like message all the trainers
And nothing
Nobody shouts me out
It takes like one second to go
Because my screen name is Bobby Bobby Bones
Because somebody had Bobby Bones already
Oh that explains a lot
Yeah I can never get
Bobby Bowdy, I can't get my Instagram
to be Bobby Bones. I have Mr. Bobby
Bones. And so,
my name's Bobby Bobby Bones, and
I'm just sitting there grinding away,
and here is my Peloton
instructor on my screen taking a live class.
Don't me that shout out.
Come on, quick quick.
She said Bobby Bobby Jones to be fair.
But then she quickly changed it, and then she said, let's go.
I was rocking out to Jesse's a girl.
I was doing the 80s
pop class.
Those were fun.
I like the hip-hop
stuff the best. I ride faster,
but it was the only life class I could take.
So she shouted out, Bobby Bobby Jones.
Oops, Bobby Bobby Bones.
Dude, you've been waiting for that forever.
Forever.
So let's take a second and celebrate me.
Yes. Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Do you have your picture in the little icon thing?
You do? I don't know if it just said B.
Yeah, so you have your picture.
Is she single?
I don't know.
I wonder if she kind of saw your picture and kind of thought,
Bobby, Bobby Bones.
She probably saw me send her a message going,
Will you please give me a shout out?
Like I do to every trainer before I get on there.
There's that too.
Yeah, super cute, though.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Like, you could date her.
What's up?
Yeah, man, super cute.
Yeah, very, and fit.
Motivated?
All right, all right.
I mean, how in shape would you be?
But we know nothing about her, though, Amy.
But I mean, did you guys look her up?
No, we just saw her in the video.
Not yet.
I don't know anything about her either.
But I'll send her a message like, hey, saw your shout out to Bobby Bobby Bow.
Better scoop them up.
There's a bachelor party coming to town that may take them.
Yeah.
So I got that yesterday.
which is pretty cool.
I got some feedback that some of the listeners don't like me playing games.
Because I'm...
I get a little too competitive.
True.
No doubt about it.
I haven't mentioned it that I'm a little out of control when I play.
But I got a note that was like, hey, man, you shouldn't play games.
You're a little too...
Too good?
Too angry and competitive.
Oh, wow.
I didn't get mad.
Yeah.
I really get into it.
And I get a little cocky.
See, here's how I feel about that, though, is you really...
I see the joy.
in your face when you play. You're like,
I get to play a game, and I don't want to take that away
from you. Well, I've been hosting the games
on this show because I've been the one running the board for
10 years. But some
listeners reached out and said they didn't like me playing
the game because, one, I was too good, and two,
I get too competitive.
So, I'm probably still going to play,
but I just wanted to share that I read the feedback.
Okay. What do you think about
that? I mean,
I just feel like you're too good.
Oh, you, okay. At the games.
I'm being punished?
Yes.
years of training.
Like you don't miss, you don't miss anything.
So then it doesn't give us a chance.
Right now is the time for you guys to really zoom in and take me though.
Right.
I'm having brain issues.
Wait, what?
You see my answer story?
Yeah, I saw that.
What, yeah, you have either diabetes, MS or...
Anemia.
Or all three.
Probably the sandwich.
Mm-hmm.
Why?
Well, my brain's not connecting right.
And it's been happening for the last few months.
Usually, when I'm thinking and working, I talk so fast because, I talk so fast because,
because I'm like four sentences ahead in my brain
while my mouth is trying to catch up.
I'm way out ahead.
Recently, I'm like chasing my words
and I'm not able to find the end of sentences.
And so there's something not connecting in my brain.
And so I post this Insta story yesterday
and I'm like, I don't know what's happening.
And I'm Googling to see what's wrong with me.
Brain fog.
Yeah, it's pretty substantial.
And I found myself in a meeting yesterday
just saying sentences
and trying to scoop up the end of them.
Oh, wow.
I'm like, well, here's how I feel.
And then I'm just looking for words the whole time.
I can't.
So anyway, that's what I'm doing.
I got brain fog seriously.
Right?
So my point is, right now it's time to get me in these games.
Yeah, all right, let's play again.
Then yeah, you can play, I guess.
I got, I'm off all medication.
When it started happening, I said, okay, let me just get off everything.
Because I was taking something in order to sleep.
But then I was also, like, twice a week taking a Xanax,
like when I would fly or before I would go to bed,
stop taking everything.
Have I take anything in a month.
But still, like, I'm not connecting.
It's like, I'm shooting off,
but it's not finding the target sometimes in these sentences.
You ever do that?
Oh, no, I'm not four sentences ahead.
No.
No, I'm talking about in general.
Like, I can't even find the ends of my sentences sometimes.
Yeah, that's regular.
Yeah, I feel like Amy and I are right now.
Right. I'm like, what is he talking about?
I'm like, this is so, I was like, maybe now you're just normal.
No, I've lost my superpower.
Yes, you have.
Oh, no.
No, I'll be all the way through a sentence and I'll be like, I'm no idea what I'm talking about it.
I'm just going to wrap this up.
That's fine.
Like, that's not brain fog.
That's just life.
Well, I like that.
Welcome to being a regular.
Do I take time off?
What do you mean?
To recover from your brain fog?
I mean, yeah.
Yeah, totally.
I'm saying this is literally a thing.
I'm not performing as well as I usually do because of this.
Yeah.
I don't know if any other listeners suffer from this.
But it's like being able to run fast and all of a sudden you don't have an injury,
but you can barely jog.
You wake up and you're like, wow, why am I not going faster?
That's my, that's what I did.
yesterday.
Yeah.
Freak myself out.
No, it's got to be scary.
If that's what you're used to, you've got to be wondering what's going on in your brain.
You just feel slow.
But just know that you're not slow.
That's normal.
That's not me.
I don't need to be normal.
And I've been reading every night, meaning...
That should help your brain.
Well, I know.
And I read anyway, but I don't set a time and make sure I get it in.
So much like I have a spot for exercise, I go, you know what?
I'm going to make sure every single night.
I read 30 minutes before I go to bed.
Sometimes I read more than that.
Sometimes I don't read for a few days.
but every night for the past week
I've sat down and it hit my Alexa timer
and I read 30 minutes before I go to bed
thinking that these new words will come to me
and I can finish sentences and use big words
nothing, nothing!
I want to do!
I just finished a book last night
and it's frustrating.
Hillary are, and she's done everything on the show
from being intern to...
Was Hillary an intern on the show?
No, she was a phone girl.
She came into the phone girl?
Okay, so now she is...
kind of filling in as part of the executive producer job,
and she's trying to book Sean Mendez for the show.
Oh.
That would be cool.
Yeah, which I was like, I don't know if you can get Sean Mendez,
because a lot of people think country music,
I'm not going to go on a country show,
and they'll give an excuse to why they can't come.
Right.
What did Sean Mendez say, Hillary?
They said that he didn't have time to come in.
Oh.
That's bull.
It takes 10 minutes to get over here.
Like, my niece got to meet Sean Mendez back in the day
when he was opening for Taylor Swift and staying at the double tree.
So maybe Sean needs to remember those days.
Yeah, Sean didn't remember where he came from.
And he was so kind and she saw him in the lobby.
He took a selfie with her.
Like, he had time then.
Don't give up, Hillary.
I'm trying.
He's just deep in his heart.
He is still that normal guy.
So, yeah, he's trying.
And I would say we blow him up on Twitter, but he has such an international following.
Oh, they would be a blip on the radar.
Oh, no.
Oh, his people would come.
Well, no, he just wouldn't see it.
Okay.
He gets so many messages all the time.
So he's in town.
but he's doing a show. When's he doing a show?
Friday.
Of this week?
Yeah, he'll be here Friday, two days.
He is good, though. He's only 21.
Yeah.
Which is crazy.
Yeah.
Turn that up. This is jam too.
Everything is too late to tell you that everything is worth
if I can have you.
All right. Don't give up, Hillary.
I'll keep trying.
Nothing worth having is gained easily.
Okay?
They're going to tell you no.
They did.
Well, they did.
He's about to turn 21.
Don't take no for an answer.
He has time.
Trust me.
Okay, I'll keep trying.
There's always time.
I'll keep trying.
Like the saying goes,
there's always time for Jello.
Yeah.
Is that the saying?
No, it's room.
It's always room for Jello.
Okay.
Because according to the ancient proverb,
regardless of how full you would become,
Jello doesn't take up any more space.
Yeah.
All right.
Thank you.
How's it going over there?
You're doing a good job.
Kind of...
Thank you.
It's a little hectic, I feel like.
Why? What's happening? Well, I'm trying to do my job and then Morgan won's job. So there's just a lot happening over here.
We're still looking for an executive producer.
Any closer?
Yeah.
Oh.
Well, I think we have four or five people that I'm going to talk to.
I think it started with like 50 or 60 people that applied for the job.
By the way, the hottest job in radio.
Because it's a radio job, but it's also like a multimedia job.
There are a lot of facets to this.
They aren't just a radio show.
And so we've got a lot of people applying.
People that shouldn't have applied that I secretly know that people are trying to get out of their current shows.
And I'm like, oh, oh, Jerry, Jerry.
And I will never share.
I'm the best secret keeper.
And so I will never share.
And then we've cut it down to about four or five,
and they're going to come to town.
I'm going to hang with them.
What kind of hang?
Naked.
I mean, I do wonder what that process is,
because, I mean, it's a, I mean, it's,
they're coming into an intimate situation.
Like, we're all super close and then they're.
Yeah, it's tough.
But, yeah, there have been a couple people on the show
that have had to jump into that.
Right.
But yeah, I mean, you and I've been together for 30 years.
Yeah, about 30.
How many?
How many?
Like 13.
13 years.
Close.
Bobby and Florida is on.
Hey Bobby, what's up, bud?
Hey, bud.
How's going?
Pretty good.
What do you want to say?
Hey, I just thought it would be a great idea if each day when you did the draft that you would include a listener.
And for today's draft, I want to be the first one.
I have three picks great ones that nobody happened to pick.
Well, we've already done the draft, so you can't hop in at this point.
If we ever allow anyone in, they'll have to be in the studio, because it's very much a look at
every one deal. And two, we haven't done it enough to have to switch it up yet. We've only done
like six or seven of them ever. Oh, wow. I know. But I am curious.
Great idea. Go ahead. I'll listen to his picks, too. We're curious about your picks, too.
We're curious about your picks. Who do you have, Bobby? All right. So I had a Clint Black,
John Wayne and Boss Hog. A boss hog? Oh, Boss Hogg's fine. Yeah. Duke's a hazard.
We mentioned Clint Black. I thought about Clint Black and John Wayne. And we did say John. You said
John Wayne. Yeah. Didn't pick him. Right. But I mentioned him. I feel like he's a little too dated.
for anyone under.
Yeah, but he's the cowboy hat wear.
How old are you, Bobby?
I am 53.
Okay, that's probably about to cut off.
Yeah.
To have watched John Wayne.
I used to have to watch John Wayne to the kid,
and I was always like, I mean, it's black and white.
Or it's like barely in color.
It's that faded color.
Brown?
Wyatt Earp, I consider Wyatt Earp.
Oh, yeah.
Like if you're going to go like Tombstone.
Billy the Kid.
Oh, yeah, or Hank Sr.
Yeah.
And I thought about Hank Senior, but I thought Hank Jr.
probably resonated a little more.
Hey Bobby, thanks for that call, bud. Appreciate that.
Hey, you're welcome. Have a great day.
All right. See you later. There's Bobby in Florida.
A woman in New York was on the way to the hospital and gave birth in a Costco parking lot.
Is Costco going to hook her up with like free Costco for life?
Well, that would always be what you hope for, right?
Yeah.
There was a woman in New York, she's boopoo-do pooh-do pooh-a-doop on the way to the hospital.
First responders came to the rescue and they helped deliver a baby girl in the parking lot.
The baby was not due for two more weeks.
And they were trying to get there.
So they were like, uh-oh, they pulled over and called 911.
There is no word yet.
I don't know if Costco's going to hook her up with a membership card.
But she needs to name her baby, Costco.
Is that what you would name the baby if you had in the parking lot?
No, but that's how you get free things?
But how often, what are you going to do?
Unless you get free things for life.
The couple also has an 18-month-old daughter at home who is excited to meet her baby sister.
The family is recovering at South Nassau Community Hospital.
I had a friend who had the baby in the parking lot of the hospital.
Like they couldn't get to the hospital?
So close.
Yeah, I said it was like a human liquid bomb going off inside the car.
Yeah, I guess once it's ready, you just cannot hold it in.
You know?
I think he said that they had to get rid of the car.
Like they cleaned the car and then got rid of it.
But then when you sell, is that on like Carfax?
I don't know if the fox is there checking it out.
It could be.
Some people might be into that.
They might be like so weird.
No one's into that, Amy.
No one's into that.
They might.
It's time.
Time for the good news.
With Bobby.
Tell me something good.
This family, the Ramirez family,
they were moving,
so they put all their stuff in a storage unit to move.
Unfortunately, they lost everything when it was robbed,
including all of their five-year-old son's toys.
But the kid who's from California
is pretty happy with the toy situation
thanks to a kind-hearted deputy.
Nancy Ramirez, says her son Julian,
kept asking about his toys.
Because the family kept going,
hey have you found any of our stuff?
And the kid's like, where to toys?
So Deputy Troy Smith responded to the call.
He said, hey, what kind of toys were there?
And the mom said, well, Avengers, there's a Spider-Man that's his favorite.
And then the deputy went and tracked him all down bottom for him.
And was like, I know you guys are still looking for your other stuff,
but I can at least help with the toys and hook the kid up.
And I think that's awesome.
The family's like, it means a lot.
He didn't have to do that at all.
I love that story.
And that's why I shared it because that's what it's all about.
That was tell me something good.
Folks, it's your buddy and mine.
So we did a draft a few weeks ago where we did overrated things and Eddie picked Chipotle.
We were all like, you're so dumb.
Chololet's awesome.
Well, Chappolet heard it and they're going to bring us lunch and let Eddie see if they're overrated.
How cool is that?
When is that?
Today?
Tomorrow.
Tomorrow.
Oh, is it tomorrow?
Yeah.
I just saw in an email.
The first.
That's coming.
Yep.
So we've all said other things that are overrated.
Well, you guys are welcome.
Like Mercedes is overrated.
Oh, yeah.
Ferraris.
Revacations.
where we just have to post about it once on Instagram.
That would be awesome.
Yeah, airplane tickets.
All of them.
Anyway.
To anywhere.
We'll take anything.
Yeah, but that's happening tomorrow.
Last night, you didn't watch any of The Bachelorette.
No.
What did you watch?
Nothing, really.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
No.
I mean, right when we were falling asleep,
my husband and I were trying to get through the Great Hack,
but I think we got through five minutes.
By the time we got in bed and five minutes,
we were like, go to sleep.
On Netflix?
Yeah.
You have a TV in your room now, right?
Yeah.
So I was watching.
watching the debate, night one of two. I'll watch the other, 10 more people tonight.
It's just a lot of candidates. I was watching that. And then I was flipping back and forth
watching The Bachelorette. And so I don't feel like I'm spoiling because it's a news event.
Yes. Okay. But you're about to hear what happened, by the way, everybody. So you know who won?
I don't. So Nashville Jed won. He did? Yeah. Oh, wow. Okay. So he wins, but then she kind of
dumps him on TV live. She's like, we're not together anymore. It's awesome. But so they do the show.
what I was happy with is they got they did the show and it was fine and you know he proposes and I'll play some clips and stuff um
but they got right to the live show quickly and so then they're just like Chris Harris is like all right we're alive and we're gonna bring out Hannah and I'm like oh man so Hannah comes out and she's like she can hardly talk and you can she's emotional yeah she's like I feel like it's an idiot
because I'm having to watch this whole season back and I've seen everything that's happened since then and then she's like I'm not with Jedd and then she they bring Jed out later oh it was awesome voice and this is what he said
Well, I have all the clips, but I'm just telling you.
It was must-see TV last night.
Here is the first clip.
Okay.
Jed told his girlfriend at home he loved her before the show, right?
And we had her on.
And this is kind of him explaining that and her kind of question about that.
Here you go.
After I landed in L.A. and started this whole thing, that was like a goodbye for me.
How was it a goodbye?
Because you know, I've seen the text messages.
It wasn't a verbal goodbye.
No, it was a, I love you.
To me, I ended it in my heart, not verbally.
How? You said you loved her on a phone, a call, and a text.
Like, what are those words mean to you?
So, I had, it was in my heart.
He ended in his heart.
Hey, a little bit I felt that.
No, stop it.
You don't feel that.
Sometimes you end things in your heart or you think things and maybe you don't vocalize them as well as you should.
I'm not on his team.
I'm on team baby all the time since that last segment like two days ago.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm always on team baby.
but um so that happens and he go by the way he proposes this is jed right give me clip three this is jed breaking into a song during his proposal he gets out of his guitar with him and i'm like oh no here you go
after all that you've been through and those times you wish you knew who was on the other side of all those restless nights
hey pause up for one second ramundo what what stinks for
him is he's probably a little emotional, a little nervous.
And now he's got to sing a national TV.
It's just not going to sound great.
And is it an original? Like he wrote this?
Or is it covering something?
Yeah, it's like it's vowels.
Yeah.
Okay.
Awkward.
When I started playing it, Amy ducked down in her chair because she was so awkward.
Here you go.
Here's some more of it.
We always knew
it's me and...
Poor guy's emotional trying to sing.
Yeah.
But, so anyway,
you know, yes, they're going to get married, engaged.
This is before they go to live.
So he proposes, she says yes.
They're together forever.
Right.
So that happens.
They come back, and Chris Harrison is like, welcome to The Bachelor Live.
You know, there's like 200 women surrounding them sitting in a circle.
They're sitting down and she's like, you know, it's hard.
And this is where she says she's not with Jed anymore.
Where does your relationship stand now?
I am not with Jed anymore.
The engagement's over.
We're not together.
It's just, that's not what I said yes to.
So I'm going, I wonder if Jed's even there.
Right.
I'd be, peace out.
I'm not walking out into that environment.
And so.
Get to the lions.
They're like, all right, let's bring out Jed.
And the crowd is so confused on whether to clap or not.
This is what it sounded like.
You guys don't clap.
Mike, do you clap with me?
All right, ready?
They're like, let's bring out Jed.
It was like a couple spatterings.
Yeah.
And everyone's like, oh.
And I thought they might boo.
I tweeted they're going to claw his eyes out.
So he comes out, by the way,
he's a great-looking guy.
He's in a suit, his beard's trimmed.
He's a villain, but he's also so good-looking.
Yeah.
And this is Jed admitting he did The Bachelor for his music career.
Here's that clip.
I think it's kind of like not logical to hang out with somebody
who's considering doing a dating show.
It didn't seem like it was a dating show to you.
It was just for your career.
In my mind, yeah.
I was going there for a music thing.
And you probably kept it reassuring her.
It was a music thing.
You don't have to worry.
I know this is what happened.
That's what happened.
Yeah.
I told her it was like,
this is going to be like a really good thing for music.
Like this is like it.
Like I just highly,
highly doubt that this could actually ever be a relationship thing.
I go in there and actually like someone.
And I don't disagree with all he's saying right here.
There's a point with him I do disagree later on.
But yeah,
who wants to be with someone who's going to go on a dating show to find someone?
Like really.
Just think about that as practically as possible.
You're not going to get with somebody generally.
Because most people are going on that show to have a little notoriety and a little fun.
You don't make that much money, but make a little money.
So he makes a great point.
Who really goes on that show going, I'm for sure looking for love?
No, no one.
Where he messed up, though, was continuing to stretch it out in real life too.
Yeah.
Like telling the girl and not telling her that he had a girl.
So.
And then just like ghosting on the girl.
And then at the end, Hannah asks out the dude to finish second
Because he comes back out
And she's like, hey, do you want to get a drink?
What was his name again?
I don't know, Troy or Jim or Nick or something.
Who cares? They're all like the same.
They're all like chiseled.
Where's Pilot Pete? I liked him.
They cut him.
Oh.
He may be the next Bachelor, though.
Oh, that, yeah.
So it was good.
I don't even care about that show really like to watch it,
but I thought it was pretty good.
So, you didn't miss anything.
I now filled you in, you're good.
You don't have to worry about it.
I feel fulfilled.
It's like, remember when one,
The bubble boy floated over the air.
We all watched that on the news.
Mm-hmm.
In that balloon, the balloon boy.
Oh.
Do you remember that when he was like up in that little UFO?
But on purpose?
He really wasn't in it, but everyone was like, the kids up in that balloon floating over space.
Okay.
And if you watched it, that was really cool.
But if you didn't, there's no need to go back and watch it.
Same thing with this.
You're caught up completely.
That was the Bachelorette last night.
So did the guy number two, this guy that finished second when she asked him out?
Did he say yes?
Yeah, they were sitting there.
And he would just come on.
He's a nice guy.
good looking guy. Looks like an Abercrombie model.
They all are good looking.
Yeah, it's annoying. They need to do like
an average bachelor. I guess that's life.
Down the street. That's just normal.
Let's just walk outside.
Yeah, and it wasn't like, she was like, hey, we should
get a drink and they're like, oh, we'll just start with that.
And Chris Harrison's like, oh, ship that.
So, there you go. There's the complete Bachelor at Recap.
It was good, though. It was good. I mean, I'm glad I didn't spend
all the time watching the whole season.
Right.
But Nashville Jed
Yeah
Nashville Jed
I wonder how that helped
I wonder if his music career
Actually it'll help him
All this is like he's a villain
He's ruined
Are you kidding me?
What did he do really
Would he still be able to come on this show?
Mike Tyson has a career right now
And he's beloved
That dude went to jail for something bad
And he's bit someone's ear off
Right no he went to jail for something worse than that
I know
Nashville Jed will be all right
He's a good looking dude
Probably made a mistake
He'd probably learn from it
But didn't you invite him on the show
and he said no.
I don't think he could yet.
But now maybe he could.
Would we have him on?
He's way good looking.
I'm a little, I'd be a little nervous.
Oh, come on.
With my wrinkly forehead, Amy, that you told me I had,
I can't even be next to this guy.
I feel so.
I didn't tell you that.
I told you that somebody told me.
You look great.
Thank you.
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I was on Reddit last night and I watched this clip of this one we get pulled over in Oklahoma.
Did you see the video?
I have not.
I posted it on my Twitter and the email watched this video?
I saw it.
Holy crap.
I saw it because you posted it.
Dude.
And the way you tweeted it was like this escalated quickly and you're right.
That escalated quickly.
So the cop pulls are over and he's like, hey, something on her car was broken.
And he's like, there's a ticket for 80 bucks, right?
Here you go.
Play that clip, please.
Get you to sign there where the ex is.
So you don't even give a warning.
You don't want to sign it?
No, because I don't think that I deserve to pay $80 for something that is fixable and I can fix it.
That's all you want to do.
Wait, step out.
Because you're under arrest.
Step out.
So she's doing a tantrum.
She's probably 60, gray hair.
She's like, I'm not signing the ticket.
This is fixable.
And it's like, but it's been broken for six months.
Like, I'm not, you're not going to get a warning for something you know you've been doing wrong.
So she's like, no.
It's like, get out of the car.
You're under arrest, right?
So that's the part that you heard.
So then she rolls her window up and locks her door.
And the cops like, no, it's not funny, Amy.
He's like, what are you doing?
Even he's beside himself.
He's like, why are you doing this for an $80 ticket?
And so she starts yelling at the officer.
and then after she rolls it up
because she keeps rolling a window down yelling at him.
She'd like creep it down and go
and then roll it back up.
And then she just drives off.
No.
You be fair with me and I'll be fair with you.
Step out.
No.
You're under arrest.
No, I'm not.
Do not take off.
Shut up and give me that and I'll sign it.
Step out.
No.
We're beyond that.
Step out.
And the officer is like, are you kidding me?
Yeah.
This older lady's going to make me do this.
Right.
She just had a ticket.
just sign the ticket.
My favorites, when he's like, you're under arrest,
she goes, no, I'm not.
When a cop says that.
What if we could just do that?
Right.
No.
Guilty.
Nope.
I'm innocent.
All right, well, you have a point.
So she drives off.
The officer's got his body camera on,
and this is why you're seeing all this.
And I feel so bad for him.
Because all he did was to say,
please sign this $80 ticket.
So she drives off in this big truck.
He's in his car chasing her.
Oh, gosh.
She pulls into, like,
it looks like a closed down bass pro shop or something
and he stops her again after she took off
and she won't get out of the car so he has to like undo the door
like unlocked the door and pull her out of the car and then she starts to kick him
here you go let's to tase her
put your hands behind your back
gonna get it again it's wild oh my goodness she is totally in the wrong
right every bit of what she did was dumb and wrong and then at one point he was like
Why are you kicking me?
She goes, I'm a country girl.
She did say that.
Wait, what does that have to do with anything?
Yeah.
We'll put it up.
It's on my Twitter right now, Mr. Bobby Bones.
But I just couldn't believe it how dumb she was.
Here's an officer who's pulling someone over.
Who knows?
He may get shot.
You never know when a traffic stop what's going to happen.
Yeah, and it doesn't matter what age they are.
But when you're older, you should be smarter.
Yeah.
Well, no, I'm saying for the cop.
It's like, you can tell he doesn't want to do all this stuff to her.
No.
He's like, just come on.
I bet he's frustrated like, come on, don't make me do this.
Amy, he's even patting her back when she's like on the handcuffed.
Like, you're okay, okay?
Yeah, I think he probably realizes like something's just a little bit.
Like, she's hormonal or crazy or she's older than that.
Yeah, no, no, she's just onry.
She said she's a country girl.
Oh.
I felt so bad for this cop watching this video.
He did not want to do any of it.
And at one point I'm like, oh my God, he's going to taser.
He has to.
My wife and I were watching.
That's what I said.
He has to do all this.
Everything he's doing, he has to do it.
He doesn't want to.
He's got the body camera on.
He's got to roll by the...
Because they'd be like, oh, look at him, giving her a free pass.
Yeah, true.
It's wild.
I want to go to...
Is it Idae?
Hi, Idae.
Is that how you say your name?
Idae?
That's exactly how you say it.
In Chicago?
Milwaukee.
Okay, so you're going to drive down to Chicago?
I am.
Now, I'm reading up here.
You had a cheating boyfriend?
What happened there?
Well, he was Peter after three years.
I found out he was cheating on me, and we finally broke up two days ago.
How did you find out he was cheating?
Well, the girl was calling him on his cell phone, and I happened to pick up, and she told me the whole story.
Wow, she told you.
So was she upset that he was still with you if he promised that he was going to break up with you and be with her?
No, according to her, he told her we had been done for, like, months.
He was lying to both of you.
And we have a child, too.
Oh!
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, no.
So what is he saying now in this whole situation?
Well, he's like, oh, I'm so sorry, you know, this and that.
But I'm like, well, you're not changing.
You probably still talk to her because he's not denying it.
So I'm like, well, I'm not going to stay around.
Is this name Jed? Is he from Nashville?
No.
Well, that's something, you know, that guy didn't tell the truth a whole lot.
Okay, so you're going to come to Eddie and I's show on Chicago on Friday night?
Yes.
Are you coming by yourself?
You're trying to find a date.
No, I actually am coming with a friend who I probably felt out.
It was like, I'll go with you.
Oh, was he supposed to be going with you?
He was, yes.
Who's going to watch the baby?
My mom.
Okay.
Well, we can't wait to see Eddie and I are in Chicago on Friday night at the Copernicus Center doing our comedy and music show.
And so...
Can't wait to see her.
I know.
It'll be therapeutic because they'll make you laugh.
They're funny.
That's exactly what I'm thinking, yeah.
You can think about getting back with this guy or no?
No.
Never.
No.
What did the girl say to you when you pick up the phone?
How does that conversation go down?
She was like, who is this?
And I was like, well, who are you?
And then she was like, oh, I was looking for so-and-so, and I was like, well, this is so-and-so's girlfriend.
He's got a weird name, though.
So-and-so?
Yeah.
I don't know anyone by that name.
Yeah.
And then I, you know, I said, well, then he just told me the whole story.
and I was like, okay.
And how long have you been with her?
Do you know?
She said a couple months.
He's saying not a couple months, so who knows?
Does he listen to the show?
He does not.
He does not.
So and so does not.
Okay, I didn't know if he'd be like,
he's like driving along his car right now
and he's like, okay.
All his friends are like, hey, so-and-so,
you're on the air right now.
Oh my God, they're talking about you.
Are you sure it's me?
Yes, they said so-and-so.
You're so-and-so Wilson, right?
That's literally his,
name.
Well, I Day, I hope we can meet you on Friday night.
That'd be awesome.
Well, I know.
I was so sad because you guys ran out of the meeting greet tickets by the time I bought my tickets.
Oh, listen, we're easy to find.
Just hang out.
Just hang out.
We'll find you after the show.
Like, we try to go to the lobby.
Unless, I've only ever not gone and met everybody after a show like twice when I was sick in the history of touring.
So unless, like, I, like, tear my butt again.
Like, I'm sick.
Like I understand
We don't get to do what we do without the people
So I can't wait to meet you
And it sounds like you're newly single
So let's say what's up
Okay
All right
All right I'd see you Friday night in Chicago okay
Bye
All right there she is
By the way if you're in Chicago
And you want to come to the show
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Eddie now are working on a new song last night
Technology allows us to work and practice
On the phone
Eddie just records it from his phone
sends it over to me and we go back and forth.
Oh, yeah.
So that's what we did last night.
Everything good?
Yeah.
I have so much.
I'm getting a text.
It is the law to, that you have to sign a ticket.
Couldn't even just hand it or the ticket, blah, blah, blah.
It's not the law?
I don't know.
Just watch the video.
Everything we played here probably didn't even box it up as well as it was.
And he's like, here, sign the ticket.
And she's like, no.
And then he's like, okay, well, I don't know what you do in that.
situation. Do you have to take them in?
Yeah, if they're not cooperating, you have to.
And they can get a lawyer and then fight it.
In all my years of watching live PD and cops.
Right, because I'm like, I don't know.
That's what they do.
That live PD gets you though.
I watch live PD and I'm like, this is boring and I'll be watching right.
And they're going all over the country like Indiana.
They're like Williams County of Texas.
South Texas.
And I'm going, nothing's happened.
This is boring and I'm about to flip it.
And all of a sudden like a car will drive by on the screen.
I'm like, I better watch this.
So anytime something could happen.
That show like almost nothing.
happens, but you just wait
just in case. Yeah. And it
gives you that feeling of like that's what a cop goes
through of just like this could be a routine, traffic
stop, or it cannot be. Did y'all see
our friend post about how he was on LivePD
because he was getting gas at a gas station?
Like science. Yeah. He was like
standing behind the gas pump and Live PD was
with him live. What an idiot.
I mean, how amazing would that
be if you end up on Live PD just because, you know.
And then he realized he was on Live PD, so he starts
trying to get in the shot.
He got on it. But then they told him to get that.
They cut him.
They were like, stop, stop.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
It'd be funny they'd arrested him.
He was on the other side of the gas pump.
They're like, sir, stop.
He's like, no.
Pant, Tase.
I told you.
The Bobby Bons show.
We did a draft earlier this morning on cowboy hat wearers.
And just the first round of the draft went like this.
Amy?
George.
Oh, I told George straight.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And then I went with.
No, just the first round.
Amy?
Oh, my goodness.
George straight, lunchbox.
Tim McGraw.
Eddie?
Woody from Toy Story.
Morgan number two.
Darth Brooks.
Yes.
And then we all went around the room.
By the way, I picked Alan Jackson.
So all our draft are up at Bobby Bones.com.
You can go and vote on who you think had the best overall draft.
You're looking at the best overall team.
Yeah.
Not the best one pick because if that were the case, then Amy would just win.
Because you get the first pick overall.
So look at the team, vote, and then tomorrow we'll have a winner in the draft.
So that'd be cool.
I picked Alan Jackson, Kenny Chesney, Hank Williams, Jr., Amy with George Strait,
John Party, Chris Stapleton.
Yep.
Lunchbox with Tim McGraw,
Kicks Brooks and Dustin Lynch
Eddie with Woody from Toy Story
Solid Pig
Thank you
Clint Eastwood and Dwight Yocom
Yeah yeah
And Morgan number two
Had some people
All right so
Bitter
What's up
So bitter
What's up
Can't hear you
I'm not wearing headphones
In the studio anymore
By the way
Morgan number two
Is sitting over there
With the food world
Which I thought was pretty interesting
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So Arby's is whipping up a pretty special menu that probably has some beef sandwiches and
they're going to serve it for anyone who actually decides to show up to the whole
storm area 51 event.
Oh, wow.
Pretty funny, huh?
Arbys is going to go and feed the people storming area 51.
A lot of food.
No one's going to show.
People are going to maybe show up to that town.
Ain't nobody going to storm that base.
Can you imagine the bullets that are going to be flying if they actually jump
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Regardless if they're aliens there or not,
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Obviously.
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People could get capped.
Their last meal is going to be Arby's.
No, they've worn them in every way.
Correct.
Don't break down the...
They won't.
That's why I don't think they will.
Okay.
You may get one or two rogues
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Hey, let me go over and talk to Amber and Pennsylvania real quick.
Amber and Pennsylvania, you are on the Bobby Bone Show.
What do you want to say?
After hearing the money that Ray earned from the song that he put out, I'm wondering if he's
going to put that money towards the ring for Bay.
Yeah, so Ray Mundo is a songwriter and performer on vacation.
You want to hit that jam, Ramundo?
Because I'm down for a Bay, Bay, Bay, Bay, Bay, Bay, Bay, vacation.
You said you made $500.
They sent you the first check.
Are you going to put that on a wedding ring?
That's a great question.
Honestly, I kind of want to talk to Eddie and maybe put a little bit on online gambling, put a little bit of it.
But, yeah, the rest we can save.
I'll probably save 100.
Why would you talk to Eddie about gambling?
Because every day he does.
Well.
But Eddie never wins
We're starting to do
Greyhound races sometimes
You wait what?
After the show
You guys are betting the dogs
Not a lot of money
Not a lot of money
Like a dollar a race
And then you can win up to like 40 bucks
If you pick the first two dogs
It's never you can win up to
That don't listen to that argument
I was like
I don't believe you guys are betting the dogs
Bones it's a dollar
It's a dollar bet to get the exacta
First and second place
That's 40 bucks
Raymondo stop betting
Stop betting
Well no
We and Eddie we did it one time
And it was definitely very addictive
So possibly we do it again
That'd be a lot of fun
You know what gambling is?
Addictive.
Oh.
Have you like legit ever gotten paid from this site?
Yes.
Eddie?
I did.
I won one big bet like a year and a half ago.
And then you've been losing everything.
Are you trying to get out of dinner with your wife right now?
Guys, this is a year and a half ago.
My wife gives me $30 a month to gamble.
Oh, that's a problem.
She has to, you, budgeting?
Once I'm done with the 30 bucks, though, I'm done for the month.
And how long into the month you usually last?
About a week.
Yeah.
And then I'm out.
Wow.
So the answer is no, Raimundo.
I'm saving 100.
That's a good portion of it.
You're putting $400 on gambling?
It's football season.
You're saving 100 for the ring, but $400 for gambling?
Dude, right around the corner is NFL and college, baby.
Wow.
I know, Amber.
Oh, my gosh, is right.
These guys talk about how they're broke.
Like, Raymondo will be like, I'm just trying to get by.
And then he's spending $400 out of $500 on gambling.
Honestly, it was unexpected money, so.
But that's the best part, that's unexpected to save.
unexpected to put toward the ring to make it faster so you can propose so she can think it's amazing
you can do things other than just the ring you can bring people in have a horn play you can do all kinds of things
you can do with that money okay i can you guys can convince me a little bit maybe i do half of it
250 in savings but it's just a boring thing to do to save it all wow being an adult is boring
that's part of being an adult sometimes it sucks you got to pay a mortgage you got to pay taxes
you got it that's not fun yeah it's not i'm talking to a kid i love it
Oh, Eddie.
You two.
30 bucks a month.
I'm done.
Hey, Pod Hettle.
Black.
Ramondo's telling me to wrap.
I'm going to do the adult responsible thing Romo and rap right now.
Even though I'm feeling like we're on to something.
But I got to wrap, right?
Yeah.
Got to go because why?
Break.
I don't want to do that.
That's not fun.
That's the responsible thing to do.
But the responsible thing is to go to break right now.
They come back right after it.
Live a little, bones.
He has lived a little and he gets in trouble.
Stay through break then.
You know what?
We'll do it.
Live.
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What's going on?
I got a podcast interview.
This girl, Bethany, she had a breast implant.
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Oh, wow.
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Have certain things gone away?
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Does they go up tomorrow?
Pretty pumped about that.
Yeah, it'll go up tomorrow on tomorrow's episode.
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Check it out.
I have a vision meeting today.
Oh, that, yes.
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I know.
From touring to TV to,
three, two.
I don't know how long.
Sometimes it takes four hours.
So I have that.
I have a TV meeting tonight.
We're working on a scripted show.
And then I'm going to watch
my friend Brandon Ray play tonight
at the back corner.
Eddie, you going?
Yeah, I'm going to go.
That's the plan at least.
Yeah, me too.
If I can get out of my TV meeting,
he's doing a show at the back corner
at 7 p.m. He's awesome.
Yeah.
This is there.
That's not been announced yet.
Yeah.
Special sell.
So bleep that out.
You can believe that, right?
Wow.
My bad.
Thank you.
And we'll see you tomorrow.
See you a Thursday show.
Bye, everybody.
Bobby Bones.
And now for a bit of breaking news between your breaking news.
With me, the Geicokego.
Here are some things you ought to know today.
People who switch their car insurance to Geico save about $900 a year.
Experts are calling that nice to know.
Also, plants can hear when bees buzz.
My phicus just heard that.
And finally, animal experts have confirmed that goats have regional accents.
I'm getting a hint of Irish there.
It feels good to get good news.
It feels good to Geico.
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The days are longer.
The flowers are blooming.
Whether it's gardening, yard work, or just spending more time outdoors,
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From sunup to sundown, a leave's got your bag.
Try a leave.
Use as directed for minor aches and pains.
The Disneyland Resort is everything.
We came to play the Calliway.
Felt like I was in the roundup game with Woody and Pixar Piers.
Have you been holding out on us?
No, just showing you where the real Hollywood stars are.
Like Tiana's Bayou Adventure.
Oh, there's jazz, right?
And a drop.
You'll see.
Grab a Mickey Fretzel on the way.
Girl, you'll read them.
my mind. We're almost there.
Disney California Adventure Park and Disneyland Park.
We came to play. Both park tickets and reservations requires
substitute restrictions change and cancellation without notice.
Visit Disneyland.com for details.
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