The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby Addresses Dating Rumors + Is Amy Hitting Pre-Menopause?

Episode Date: March 8, 2018

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Good morning. Yesterday we're talking about how new brides, meaning today. They don't want to do the bouquet toss because they don't want the attention being on anybody else, meaning the person who catches the bouquet. So we're talking about that, and people were leaving comments, and so I got a hold of Kara who made a comment. Hey, Kara. Hey, what do you think about this bouquet toss?

Well, I was thinking I'm not going to throw the bouquet at my wedding, not because I'm selfish and wanted to be all about me. But the last wedding I was at, I was in my early 20s, and the only other girls that were going up to catch the bouquet were five and six years old, and it was embarrassing. What do you mean? So only kids were trying to catch it? Well, I was like the only single girl.

Oh, I got it. So it brings back pain from your life. Yeah, so I think it's embarrassing, and I want to keep mine and save it. Can you throw it and then ask for it back? Because this isn't only ceremonial that they catch it? I don't know. So you're getting married a second time? I don't think they give it back.

I think if you throw it, it's gone. Oh, is it? Well, listen, I never have been married. I've tried to catch the garter before. That's what happens. Oh, for the guys. She throws the garter over, or he does or something. He does.

And then everybody fights for it. But I always feel kind of creepy that I'm trying to steal his wife's underwear. Like, that's always a thing. I'm like, why don't want to? Like, maybe I do want to, but I can't let that be known. You know what I mean? I get it. Hey, what are you doing today, Kara?

Work right now a few minutes away, so I got to go. Okay. Okay, Kara, thank you. See you. See you later. Don't be late. Don't be late. That's the first time we got ran from.

work. Hey, Bobby, appreciate the call, but I got to go. Yeah, appreciate you. Recognizing people, doing cool things. It's ICU. 17-year-old, Caitlin Clutter was born with Spina Bifida and has been dedicated to raising money for children's specialized hospital that's taking care of her. So because they took care of her, she wants to do a lot for the hospital. She was speaking at a fundraiser about her story when a local restaurant owner named Lou came up, say, I want to interrupt you. And so Lou's talking, says, have something to say, and he gave her a gift, the keys to a 2018 Nissan rogue specially fitted for her to drive. Now, she takes her driver's test April 11th,

her new car enables her to drive with hand controls instead of using her feet since she's not able to. So to Lou, who was able to rock that car, spend the money on it, have it specially made for her, that's awesome, and I see you. I see you. The Bobby Bones Show. Big Three Stories. It's producer Raymond in the Northeast. They could see two feet of snow from the nor'eastern places. More than 3,000 flights have been canceled. In San Diego, a natural gas leak forced 3,000 people to be evacuated.

A construction worker accidentally drilled into it. The evacuations have been lifted and the freeways back open. And finally, Amazon admits they don't know why Alexa is laughing randomly at times during the night. They said they've tried to fix the laughing but have been unsuccessful. They are currently disabling some phrases which could be causing the laughing. And Bobby Bones show. Public service announcement for a Thursday. I know it's early, but let me make an announcement here for trying to buy a monkey.

Heads up. What? A Michigan man is warning others that after his online search for a monkey, didn't work out. It cost him thousands of dollars. He wanted a capuchin monkey. And he found one in Hawaii. And as soon as his first $400 payment cleared, he said the problems began. The shipper wanted, ooh, it needs more money because vaccinations, flight cancellations.

so he spent $5,000. Experts say, you need to see the pet in person if you're going to buy it. The Better Business Bureau suggests they use a credit card so you have an easier time getting your money bag.

Stop for the checks and the money orders because that's gone once it's gone. Yeah. But it's still okay to get a monkey. Well, it depends on where you are. Let me tell you a story. I can't say who it is. But everybody listening knows them.

That's the only hint that I get. What? So I go over to this human's house. Okay. He's being very vague. Yeah. And this human has all these exotic animals. And I go to the human and I say,

Hey human, where'd you get this exotic animal A? And he's like, yeah, you know, I know a guy. Walk around, I see another exotic animal. Whoa. I say, hey, human. How'd you get this second exotic animal? He said, I mean, the human said,

That's a close one. The human said, what happens is, I have a guy and my guy gets it from someone who I don't know like a zoo but the zoo doesn't know who they're who's getting it on the back end and he doesn't know who he's getting it from

the only person that knows both sides is the guy in the middle yes so he goes to someone and that person he doesn't know what the source is that's interesting a country a zoo he doesn't know I wonder how you become an exotic animal runner ask this human can't give any more detail but I can guarantee because I

he had this person this human had so many exotic animals. I'd never seen before. And I thought, is this even legal? And all he said, all the, yeah. A human. He said, you know, everything's legal if they don't find out. Yeah, that's true. How long has this human been around? What? On earth?

Yeah. I don't know. I'm not asking for his age. I'm not asking that. I'm just asking. My uncle had a monkey, but he was into like bad stuff. What kind of bad stuff was your uncle? I like trafficking bad stuff back in the day. He served some time for that. But he had a monkey and he kept it at my grandma's house. and one time my mom was walking by and she got bit. You know, my great aunt had a spider monkey.

I was tiny. And I can barely remember it, but it used to throw its poop and bite people too. And that's why they end up having to get rid of it because it's biting people. It was a small. It wasn't like a, I want a chimpanzee. Yes. Like Bubbles. Like the one that went to sky space with Matthew Brothers?

Yeah. Bubbles was Michael Jackson's monkey. Oh. I don't want one like Ross's monkey. That's kind of what my uncle had. Yeah. Yeah. His name is Manuel.

Oh, yeah? Yeah, he went to the zoo eventually. The zoo, like, the big field? No, no. The real zoo. Get your bones on Bobby Bones show. Now time for your positivity. Lunchbox has a story.

I have a story. And filling in for Amy is Morgan number two. She has a story. Let's go. Lunchbox, you're up. There's this family. They just adopted a nine-month-old St. Bernard. It starts choking.

They're like, oh, no, what do we do? They throw it in the car, drive it up to the local police station. A police officer knows how to do the heimlich. On the dog. On the dog. They get it all on video. Dog coughs it up and roo-ro-ro-ru-ru. Happy puppy, St. Bernard.

I wonder if there's CPR dog training or you just took those skills and put them on a dog's body. That's crazy, though. Yeah, he did the heimlich. An eight-month-old was saved by three good Samaritans inside of a Nebraska Walmart. Her name's Hazel. She was diagnosed with a rare heart condition. Again, she's eight years old. She goes into basically one of those minor heart attacks.

So the mom panics and there's a nurse in the same aisle. Oh, wow. So the nurse does, she has two other people come. One person has the mom and the other one kind of holds the baby down because the baby's kicking. And the nurse does CPR with their fingers. Does compressions on the baby. And so they rush through the hospital. She's out.

She's good. Living it. What a story. How about that the nurse was in the aisle at Walmart? Morgan number two, go ahead. So members of the Tampa Bay Area Regional Bomb Squad collaborated with community members, and they made special electronic beeping Easter eggs for an upcoming Easter egg hunt to help visually impaired children be able to have an Easter egg hunt.

Oh, wow. So a bunch of blind kids can look for Easter eggs with sound. It's like when you do the walk. Now, most signs have a beep instead of just the little man. Oh, the flashlight and walk them walk. Yeah. So there's your good news. Let's tell me something good.

What? why the crosswalk makes the noise. Yeah, so if you can't see it, you can hear it. Oh my goodness, I always wonder. I'm like, why does it go, beep, beep, beep. Yeah, to let people know they can't see. Isn't that cool lunchbox? That is so cool, mind-blown.

Double-tell-me-something-good on that one. Because you got told something. Yes. This is a Bobby-Bones show. Bobby Bonds. Yeah, it's early in the morning. Hey, guess who's on the phone? Starbucks Stevens on the phone.

Hey! What's up, guys. Yeah. Hey, Starbucks, what time when you're opening up the store do you go in? Oh, man. I actually don't ever have to open up the store, thankfully, but they have to get there at like 4.4.30. Man, they have hours kind of like us. How come you get out of having to open up the store?

Your Starbucks, Stephen? Because I'm awesome. No, because I have to take my kids to school in the morning. Oh. So does your Starbucks treat you any differently now that you have a mild level of notoriety? No, they don't give a flip at all. Does anyone ever come in and go, Starbucks, Stephen? And they go, oh, interesting.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. They'll, basically, anytime we get a new person hired, they always wind up kind of look around and they're like, what the heck is going on? Who's Starbucks, Stephen? Look at this guy over here. Living on that. Fame.

Hey, so yesterday we're talking about this horse, and can you drive a horse through Starbucks? What did you think about that? Dude, okay, first off, I don't know what was up with that barista. They were just being weird or whatever. I totally, I would have loved that. If I was working the drive-thru and a horse came through, oh, yeah, dude, I totally would have, like, hooked them up.

I would have given them, like, I would have thrown in some free stuff. Are you a friendly Starbucks barista? Because the one I go to is very friendly. Like, hey, good, it's, I mean, it's so early in the morning. Hey, good morning, welcome to Starbucks. How's your day going? I'm like, wow. Yeah, I actually had someone, they didn't know.

Like, they don't know anything about Starbucks. But they just came up there like, hey, what's your name? I was like, it was afterwards. And I said, Stephen, they said, okay, I'm writing a Yelp review. you. And so I mean, I'll get people like, they'll take picture and post just saying, they don't even know about the show. They'll just want to take a picture and post because they'll be like, best customer service or something like that. Because you're so friendly. Yeah, I just try to make like each person's like experience be just awesome.

Look at this guy. Starbucks Steven right here. Just killing it in this Starbucks life. What else happened in your life? Anything else? Man, uh, well, you know what? I'm actually bringing up about the horse thing. I wanted to talk about that. We actually, this is something I was really shocked about, just like people are allowed to bring in a service dog into the Starbucks, you can bring in a service horse. But does that have to be a small, like a Shetland pony? Yeah, yeah. But still, like, I want someone to bring their horse into Starbucks.

Like, I just, I would pay money to see that. What about a service peacock? I've heard about those on airplanes. That would be interesting. I think the tail would get in the way. Hmm, interesting. Well, only the males are the ones with the big tails. Oh, is that right?

Yeah, because they want to show off for the females, so that's why it spreads. Didn't know that. The females look like just little birds, you know, little random birds. Huh. Yeah. So Starbucks, Stephen, would you like to tell everyone where you work in case they want to come by? What's that? You want to tell everybody where you work in case they want to come by?

Yeah, go ahead, man. I don't know where you work. You tell me. Cool Springs Boulevard in Cool Springs, yeah, over at Third Bread Village. Cool Springs, Tennessee, all our listeners. It was at Cole Springs Boulevard. All right, Starbucks, Stephen. Hope you have a good morning, buddy.

All right, you guys have an awesome day. All right. See you later, my friend. There is. Starbucks Steven. Bobby Bone Show. Bonehead. Story up the day.

This story comes to us from Florida. A 31-year-old man had a perfect plan on how to make some money. His neighbor down the street got a new dog. He's like, I'm going to take it. And then I'm going to sell it back to him for $150. So he kidnapped the dog and then put on Facebook, hey, I got a dog for sale, $150. bucks put a picture let police

right to his door oh wow like I understand that the scheming of that yeah because I've heard of people abducting dogs but it does lead them right to you yeah right to you wow I'm lunchbox that's your bonehead story of the day

show it's a big moment because Amy just arrived in the studio she's a little sick she just arrived will she stay today I was allowed in. Well, she came late. The last few days I've sent her home.

Yeah. So. I'm not going to put a lot on you today. You just kind of hang out. I may come to you for the occasional comment. It'll be like you at lunchboxer are changing roles. Glad I came. You know what I mean?

Don't make me laugh because laughing might lead to coffee. Well, then you got the wrong show. That's all we do here. Don't make me laugh. Okay, okay, okay. I told Bobby, if you send me home, just do it delicately, please. Yeah, last couple of days like, hey, you got to go. I'm just trying to work, you know?

Did you hear that most? Yeah, yeah. People tweeted me. I heard you tell Amy to go home. Bobby phones. The Bobby Bones show. If you're looking at your phone all the time, you're going to get a hunchback, and they're telling kids now that start with cell phones.

Because we didn't. Back in a day, I had the old rotary. And for you kids, I don't get that joke. I'll tell you, I promise you, it was funny. Then I had a pager. Then you had... Well, and from your pager used a pay phone. Yeah, so we didn't have the early hunchness.

But 20-year-olds who've had cell phones their whole life, they're saying they're all going to get hunchback because the neck is losing its natural curve, which unbalances the upper body. That just makes me uncomfortable. You look at it the whole time. So younger and younger kids are getting these problems with their neck, and as they get older, they're predicting punchbackedness.

There's the woman who won the lottery. Remember she wanted to stay anonymous? Yeah. So a woman who sued the New Hampshire State lottery because she wanted to collect the $559 million without making her name public got the money without making her name public. So so far, she's put it under a trust name. So people still don't know who it is.

Oh, wow. If this happened, people are all going to do this. Yeah. If she can maintain this. The winner's attorney said that he was collecting the prize in the name of the Good Karma family 28 nominee trust, which the winner established, so she'd have to say her name. Wow.

Smart. Lame. Well, Lunchbox would never do this. He wants everyone to know he won. Right. I wouldn't. Me either.

Yeah, because everyone's going to be hitting you up. I wouldn't want to know I won. Because it's not like something I earned either. You know, it's not like an award where you won the Nobel Peace Prize. You saved tons of lives. You're like, wow, this is a great honor. I'm glad people know. You got lucky and bought a lottery ticket, and now people are going to try to rob you.

That's the reason I tip. Everybody that comes to my house. Extra, because I don't want them come back to rob me. Really? Yeah. I don't care if they even. bad service or not. I said this before.

Postmates, I try to slip the Amazon guy a couple bucks if I can catch them. He's like, dude, I'm just dropping off her package. No, no, no, no, but you did a great job dropping off those shoes. I don't call that a tip. I call that burglary insurance. Yes, okay. So,

anyway, she got a one-time payment of $264 million after taxes. Wow. And I just wouldn't want people to know it was me either. Because all they're going to do if they're coming into your life now at this point is want something. How did we know it's a she anyway? Because the story says a woman who sued the New Hampshire State Lottery.

That's how? Oh, you get away. Yeah. Okay, okay, okay. Other than that, no idea. She should have remained sexless. And I am. I've been sexless for a long time, let me tell you, so I get it.

Here we go. Stop. Come on, Bobby Bones show. So you're hanging out and something makes you oddly emotional and you're like, what is happening to me? Hey, Gage in Texas. Hey, what's up? How you doing?

buddy, what happened to you? I was listening to the techno version of the Braveheart theme song, and it made me choke up, and I had to call my wife and tell her. Okay, so what about that triggered something in you? I think it reminded me the first time I saw it, and then also it was like a common song that my wife and I listened to when we first met, just out of a joke, and it actually made me cry in the cry the other day. So it meant something to you because of past memories?

Yeah, absolutely. he's totally nostalgic. That's cool, dude. Thank you for sharing that too. I appreciate that, Gage. No problem, man. All right. See you, buddy.

And as I say, I appreciate you. I bring this up because Mike D. Here's our punk rock producer. Got all the crazy hair, the punk rock t-shirts. So what were you watching? I was watching the trailer for the new Winnie the Pooh movie. Oh, Christopher Robin. Yeah.

Now Christopher Robin's a man, and he's having a tough time. Oh. And Winnie the Pooh. It looks real. It's not a cartoon. It's like a real... What to do, what to do. Christopher Robin. I've cracked. Oh, I don't see any cracks.

A few wrinkles, maybe. He's going through a tough time and he's like, I'm cracking. He's like, I don't see any cracks. I love Winnie the Pooh's voice. That's sweet. It looks like Teddy Ruck's been a bit. I'm going to have to look at this. Yeah, and so it made you get a little emotional. Yeah, just because of seeing Winnie the Pooh hearing his voice.

and I don't know, you kind of brought back memories from being a kid. When do we get to watch that? Well, the trailer's up now. I think the movie's out in the summer. Oh, my D's like August 12th. Yeah, not that I know. Yeah, he's a big movie nerd. But so here's another one too.

Hey, Megan in Florida. Yeah. You cried when you saw the Winnie the Puth trailer? I did. His voice stayed the same and it got me. Yeah. I was actually watching a scary movie and I immediately switched and got so, like, nostalgic.

Where did you see it on your? YouTube, is that right? Yeah. So you're watching a scary movie and you went to YouTube in the middle of the scary movie? Well, no. I look up movies online so I don't have to buy them, so. So you're watching a scary movie on YouTube? You can find some.

You have to defend yourself to me. I'm just trying to put myself on your situation. Come on, Megan. I'm just saving a buck. They're not going to bust your door down. The YouTube cops are coming. Hey, Megan, I appreciate your call. Thank you.

Thank you. All right, I appreciate you. I was finishing, I was on a plane about two weeks ago, and I was finishing the last draft of my book, my manuscript, that they call it. And someone had written a part of the book. And so what happened is I've asked some of my friends that have incredible stories of failure to write their story of failure. And one of my friends had written, I don't want to say who it is.

But one of my friends had written a part of the book, and I read it, and I started, like, my eyes started to get hot. Like hot eyes? And so I was up. So you turned the fan on because you're like, like, something's wrong. Those fans on airplanes, in the bathroom.

Keep that off. It's like, all they're doing is shooting out of poop air. Oh, yeah, yeah. I don't need that. Everyone, turn it off. And so I text him. And he like me as an overly emotional guy outwardly.

So I text him, I say, hey, man, just reading this. I appreciate you being my friend. And I sent it. And then I knew it was awkward for him too, and he says, same. And then we just left it alone, never addressed it again.

That's how we do it. But it was a I got a little emotional Same That's how guys do it Amy Yeah yeah yeah It's no big deal Punching the shoulder

I feel that too Deps Do you know who it was I don't I'm trying to think of But good good good Brian and North Carolina Welcome to show buddy

What up Hey Bobby This is Brian how you doing Good man What's happening with you Tell me something You're watching Something that hit you in the head

Where you're like Whoa I shouldn't be emotional Right now But I'm feeling it I was watching The Stanlot with my son A few weeks ago and I completely lost it.

Man, the sandlot is so good. For us as kids, especially if you're a baseball fan and you played a ball in your neighborhood, the sandlot hits you right in the natters, man. Did you ever watch the sandlot? Yeah. Did you feel it at all? Or is that more of a young boy type movie?

I mean, I like the sandlot, but I'm not... I was more dirty dancing. Yeah, yeah, of course. Pretty woman. Sorry. Brian, was it like that where you just thought about being a kid and playing with all your friends. Absolutely.

And then your son probably thinking about him at the same time. Oh, that's cool. Right. I need to get a son. Yeah. Quick. Brian, can you help me out? I need a son.

Can I borrow one? I got two of them, Bobby. What? Can I say hi to all my students at Cooper's Elementary School? Go ahead. You just did, but go ahead. Elaborate a bit. Go ahead.

Let's have a great Thursday, everybody, and wish me luck at Bowling. Okay. Where do you work? Troopers Elementary School Troopers Elementary Is that right? We have a lot of fans out there, yes And you're bowling today?

Yes Is this some kind of competition Against the kids? No, no, it isn't But I'm in the league And they always wish me a lot Oh, cool, well everybody Shout out to, what's your name?

Mr. What? Mr. Welsh Mr. Welsh, everybody Yeah, out We're truly here Let's have a good day, everybody Where do you live in North Carolina, Mr. Welsh? I live in Wake Forest

Oh, yes. Go Demon Deacons. Okay. All right. Hey, see you later, buddy. Thank you for calling. Thank you. All right.

I love that Amy assigns the Texas A&M whooped to every team. Yeah. I say, go, demon. That's way for us, dang. I say, woo, poop pig. Woo! Yeah. No, I wasn't whooping like an Aggie whoop.

I was whooping like shout out North Carolina. I want to give a couple shoutouts. First of all, I want to shout out to the person who did not park in my parking space today. He moved over a spot in the Western Kentucky RAV-4 Toyota. Shout out. Shout out. I have the equivalent of the middle seat parking spot. That's what I, it's not a good spot.

It's just I like to park in the same spot. It makes me feel good. I feel that I can control that so I like it and have to worry about it. It's only my spot yesterday. Well, but you can't control it because it's. No, no, but when I'm there, like I feel like that's my spot. And when it's not there, my world's off. I can only, if I staple my paper, two staples.

There are lots of things I have to do. Two staples. So the guy went over a spot this morning. I appreciate that. I want to give a reverse shout-out to some of the listeners that would cause me trouble yesterday. Uh-oh.

Because what I said was I've never, whatever that mystical feeling is of being in love, like that, the movie feeling, I don't know what that is. And I said that yesterday,

don't be tagging my ex-girlfriend and stuff. Oh, no, no. Why would they do that? Yeah, why? Block them. Exactly, all what you said. Report is inappropriate. Yes, spam.

All I saw were people tagging her going, oh, I wonder if that hurts. I tagged her feelings that Bobby says never. If you're new to this show, I'm a troubled, torn, broken individual when it comes to love. I've never said that to anybody. I've never said the word L word to anybody. I don't think of a living human.

And like one on one ever. Like a parent, nothing. And so I'm saving my flower for when it's time to finally get engaged or get married. And yesterday I said, I've never been in whatever that mystical thing is. So people go, I'm so in love. I don't, to me, it's just a, it's not love.

It's, I'm in, like, lust. Oh, wow. So I don't know about that yet. And I said that and people wanted to tag her and things. Leave people out of it. Why did people do that? Yeah. She doesn't, she dated you.

She knows. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. She doesn't need to be reminded. Yeah, yeah, yo, yo, yeah. Trust me, she's been there. Yeah. There's a new Bobby cast up. It's a podcast I do from my house.

And David Lee Murphy came over to the house. Now, when I say David Lee Murphy, he's got a new song too. Listen into a podcast is so easy. All you have to do is go to IHeartRadio and search Bobbycast or go to Apple Podcasts and search Bobbycast. And it's right there. It's free. It's on your phone. Just boom.

Save it to your phone. So it's up with David Lee Murphy. And I was talking about him riding dust on the bottle. And he wrote that alone at his kitchen table. And I wrote that at the kitchen table. And my kitchen phone. was on the wall and I pulled that over in my table and I said Tony check us out man I said this this might be a hit and I played him Creole Williams live down a dirt road and I played him

man he goes oh man we got to cut that so I go in the studio we cut it the next day so when he's played he's playing with a guitar wow he pulled the phone across the room and has a guitar and goes creolea yeah that's how you did it back in the 90s back in the day he taught because he wrote big green tractor for jason al-dine I'm talking about David Lee Murphy And he talks about actually riding it while on his tractor working on his farm. I was at my farm, and I've got a big green tractor. And I was riding around that one night, and I had the headlights on. And I came up with that idea, and I was singing it to myself, you know,

Take you full ride on my big green tractor, just singing that. And so that's where the song came from. Wow. Amazing. Yeah. I'll give you one more because he has this new song that I love called Everything's Going to Be All right. And he sent it to Kenny Chesney because Kenny Chesney's cut a bunch of his songs.

He thought it'd be a good song for Kenny. So I wasn't really thinking of it for me at the time. And so I sent it over to Kenny. He was going to record it on his last record. It just didn't really fit in with the batch of songs that he had. I said, well, what if I put it on mine? He goes, oh, hell yeah, man. Put that on yours.

And Kenny sings on it, too. So David Lee Murphy, a new Bobbycast. Subscribe to that and check it out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Here's Kenny right here. So I nod in my head and said that's for sure. Dropped a few butts in the mason jar. So David Lee Murphy, man.

Came over to my house. It's hanging out. There she goes. Amy's going to get a coffin. She does leave the room, though. But she sprinted out. You can hear her. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. No, I talked to her. Here she comes back in the room. There she is. I love her room. Yeah, leave. I did. I told you not even coming to work today.

Oh, my gosh. Last night we're on FaceTime. I said, hey, take the rest of a week off. Just, you know, don't bring that illness in the room. Mostly it was, I just want you to feel good. If you ain't feeling good, we're a very room show. If the wheel's not fully aired up, we don't work well. Running on a flat.

Is this you about to send me home again? No, no, no, no, you're good. Okay, I don't know if you were prepping me for that. Matthew in New Orleans, morning. Morning. What are doing? Good, thanks for calling. What can I do for you?

Yeah, I was just calling to tell you all that I really enjoy listening to the Lest and morning on my drive to school. It's just kind of relaxing and always funny to listen to. Thanks, man. So what are you doing in school? What are you studying? I'm actually currently in high school. I'm a senior in high school about to finish up in two months. You got quite the deep boys, my friend. I thought you were about 30. I thought you're a non-traditional student at that. Holy cow. So what do you want to do after high school? I'm actually planning on getting my EMT basic certification and then going to get my business degree to have something to fall back on just in case.

Look at this guy here. Not bad. Making a backup plan too. Got two plans. Yeah. Well, I appreciate that call, Matthew. I hope today's good. How senior year?

Do you have senioritis yet? I don't think I do. I can already tell a lot of guys I already do. But so far, senior year is going pretty good. All right, bud. Well, thanks for calling. Have a good day today. You too.

Thank you. All right, see you. There he is. How come women are colder than men? Amy. We don't have. have as much. I don't know. I just know it's true. Women have a higher percentage of body fat and they conserve more heat around their core that keeps their vital organs warm but not their

hands and their feet. Oh. Very interesting because my wife is a lot colder than I am all the time. Yeah. All the time. So that's what it is. So because women have a higher percentage of body fat, it's all the mid areas. And so you got a warm blanket there, but everything else is freezing. Gotcha. You and your husband ever have that argument? My extremities. Well, that's probably why I sometimes have to sleep with socks and he doesn't. But if my hands, feet, and head are covered or bundled up, I can be pretty good. Yeah. But yeah, it's an issue.

You know, I say this, the one positive about being single all the time, I don't fight with anybody about the air, bed, or what we're going to eat. It's got to be nice. Oh, boy. You don't fight. You just sneak over to the little thing and go, boop, bloop, bloop. And then... Oh, I don't even sneak over there.

Now I have it set up through Alexa, where I go, hey, boo-boom. I don't want to set everybody's off. I go, change the temperature to whatever, and she does, and it changes. That's crazy. So you are in a relationship. Oh, with Alexa, it's great. It's an open relationship, too. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Anybody can talk to? Good for you guys. Well, it's all about communication. Yeah, of course. There's no cheating if you're open about it. She gets around because, I mean, she's in all of our houses. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And, you know, I'm fine with that.

Okay. She can be at everybody's house. I had to tell you those bones, but I've been talking to her too. That's okay. Okay. I got no fun. Alexa lives her life. I live mine, but at night I know who's in bed beside me.

Oh, yeah, she comes home to you. She comes home, she changes the temperature. That's right. Sometimes she plays songs for me. That's why we can't get her sometimes, y'all. She's busy. She's with poppy. That's true.

According to doctors, the number of vasectomy will surge in the next couple of weeks because of March Madness, guys will just get their snipped. Okay, I forget why? Because they have to do it anyway, and they'd rather be home for three or four days during basketball. Yeah, so they're on the couch and they don't know. They're not doing it because of basketball, They're going to do it anyway, so they might as well do it where they can watch all the basketball. Got it.

Okay, it's the 2018 I-Heart Radio Music Awards. Seven Awards and Seven Days Campaign says today we announce Country Artist of the Year. The nominees for Country Artist of the Year are Blake Shelton. You find a spot and I'll find the money. Jason Aldeen. When the lights come on, everybody's screaming, lighters in the sky, yeah. Luke Bryan Strip it down

Strip it down Back to you and me Like you used to be Sam Hunt's And Thomas Redd There are your nominees And the award Goes to

Thomas Red Yeah Yeah Speak, speak Speed, speed, speed, speed, speech, speech, speech, speech. Hey, what's up guys? Thomas Shrette here. Wow, country artists of the year. That is insane. Thank you guys so much for voting for that and voting me in there because there are so many great country artists out there that also just deserve this completely. And so I'm blown away that you have given this to me. Thank you so much to the Aarth team. You guys have become great friends of mine and also great supporters of my music. Thank you so much to my Valerie squad who represents all my songs. gets my songs play on the radio and thank you so much to the fans

who come out of the shows and support us day in, day out. To my wife, who helps me pick these songs that go on the records and tell me when I'm doing something dumb in a show and I can fix it on the next one. And thank you to the Lord for allowing me to do this crazy career in this life.

It's been a real honor. Thank you guys so much. This is really cool. There you have it. Our big winner, Thomas Redd, everybody got a hand. There you can. Coming over to Amy with the Skinny. Bob it bonjourn.

The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. So this is pretty cool. TJ and John Osborne from Brothers Osborne. They used to wait tables at the Country Music Hall of Fame. And now they're part of an exhibit. Yeah, I saw the rins of the story yesterday. It's like full circle moment.

It'd be like me getting my own exhibit at the DeSoto Club where I used to wait tables. But kind of not really, huh? Same thing. Okay. They're part of American Currence, the music of 2017. Eric Church is also in there, Luke Combs, Marin Morris, Randy Travis, and more. So Peyton Manning is done selling pizza. He unloaded his 31 Papa John's franchises.

I guess he doesn't own them anymore, but you will still see him doing commercials for the brand. And he got rid of him just before the NFL ended their relationship with Papa John's. Smart move on his part, or? I think he wants to stay in brand with the NFL. Yeah. And so when Papa John's cut with the NFL, Peyton said, I'm cutting with Papa Johns. You know, I think that all I hear is he has 31 Papa John's. And I go, hmm, at about 5 million of Papa John's.

Yeah, he just sold a lot. He spent a lot of getting in. Yeah. I'm Amy. That's your 30 seconds getting. Morning corny. Someone stole all the toilet seats at the police station. Someone stole all the toilet seats at the police station?

Yeah, for weeks, the cops had nothing to go on. And she hits the table. That's Amy hitting the table there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was the morning corny. I want to address a couple rumors. First rumor is, you know, Amy left the last couple days on the show because she's been sick. Now, people are going, is she pregnant, is it morning sickness?

I've never heard of morning sickness where you cough like she's coughing. Right. Mostly it's vomiting. But you haven't been that sick. No, and it can't be that because it's also my girl time. Oh. Mystery solved. Yeah, I didn't even think it was a mystery.

But that came 12 days early, by the way. Can we please discuss that hormonal surprise? Oh, that's not. Yeah, what are we going to say about that? Let's break it down. Well, I will break it down because girls out there, they can feel me. That's crazy town. 12 days early.

Why, you think that is? Don't know. Talking to one girl about it. She asked me if I was premenopausal. And I said, what? Oh, you think you're going through menopause right now? Pre. I guess your body starts to go through some changes.

And I said, whoa, whoa, whoa. Your kids. I don't think that I'm pre-menopausal. And she said, well, how old are you? I said, well, I turned 37 in about 10 days. She's like, yeah, you're hitting that corner where you start to do, your body starts doing funky things. Like, great.

And, again, you just adopted two kids. Yeah. So I bet you psychologically your body's in, you and Betty White are basically the same. Basically. No, I think she's post-menopausal. Oh. Yeah, I'm free. I'm free, Bobby.

I'm not post. I'm free. But, yeah, so I can go ahead and answer that question with confidence that I'm not pregnant. High flashes? Yes, but that was because of the, I think because I might cough, the virus. Talk to my doctor about that. And he's like, yeah, fever, don't mean. No, no, no, no, not fever.

Because he said it was something weird to do with my virus because I did wake up, like, sweating a couple different times. But who knows? Maybe it is the premenopausal stuff. Maybe I'm premenopausal. Wow. So that means you. can't get pregnant in, right? Well, pre, Bobby,

Post would be Betty White. But still, if you're pre-menopausal, I'm asking a question here, before you use that tone and judge my laugh. Guys, no, don't fight, please. No, I'm ignorant on the subject, I said that means you can't get pregnant, right? They're trying to learn.

She said, wabah. Okay, no. A friend said that to me, and honestly, Bobby, I'm probably getting a little defensive because I don't really know much about it either, and I'm nervous to Google it because, I don't know,

what does it mean? Don't worry, I'm going to start losing. start losing elasticity in my skin. I do know that part, and I'm going to look older. You seem to be aging backward, though. I'll tell you this. That's crazy.

Well, thank you. I like the Benjamin Buttons. What's that mean, Eddie? I mean, the ages are 40 to 58, so I don't think you're there yet, Amy. 37. Yeah, I don't know. My friend just said, that's a sign. Presley in Georgia?

Yes, hello, Bobby. What do you think about this? Amy's in menopause. What do you think? No, Amy. I think it's like, like you're really stressed. My cousin actually had it happen, and she stressed her away from her body for like three months. Oh, okay. So, but then she came back for menopause? Yeah, yeah. No, it's not menopause. She could just be like stressed out from like the kids and everything, like, you know, the changes and everything happening. Hmm, okay. True. Well, I think that kids. It's not premenopause. Okay. Presley, thank you very much. I got some early symptoms. Are you waking up early? Yeah.

Oh, that's a symptom. See, there you go. You have menopause. By the way, there's another rumor from my Instagram yesterday because I posted a picture with Kelly from Velvet's Edge. She's doing a podcast on my podcast network. Holy cow, everybody thinks we're dating. Oh, I get text messages about it too.

Alicia writes, I can't see anything past the cute babies you all would have. Callie writes, she's definitely your type. Amy writes, you look like a kid next to his crush, hard eyes emoji. Catherine writes, I think the announcement is they're dating on Monday. I know it is. It's not. We're not dating. Amy can vouch for that.

Nope. No dating happening. Not even a little, not even dabbling in dating. Me in general? No, no, no. No, no. You know what we can do because listeners, oh yeah, no, none. None, none.

Listeners are always asking me, what's happening now? I'll tell you what, we can do a segment where you guys can ask me whatever you want. One, you can grill me about dating segment. because I get more of that. And I'll answer them all. I'll answer all the questions honestly. Okay. Because, I mean, when did I break over my girlfriend?

Six months ago. Has it been that long? Yeah, it feels like just yesterday. So, yeah, right? I think it's been that long. Pretty, like, I don't remember the date. I don't think it's been that long.

But you know if it feels like that long to you. What, Mike? October. Really? October, November, December, January, February, March. Yeah, boom. Where does the time go? Exactly.

To men,ipose. Next thing you know, we're menopausal. So tell me how you feel about this story. Survivors of Route 91 Harvest Festival, which was last year where the shooting was, they want Jason Aldi didn't come play a full set this year. When you hear that, what do you think? Man, I think that's a tough call for Jason. Yeah, I feel like the fact that it's continued to get pushed on the news is unfair to him.

Because if he doesn't want to do it, he's still going to feel pressure to do it. Yeah. I do feel like it's unfair. So she's a shooting survivor. Tiffany Thomas created a Facebook group called 58 Survivors One Last Set. And I'm not saying she's wrong either. I just think continuing to push the story out, all the news outlets, you're putting Jason in a weird spot. The whole thing, yeah, when I read the headline, I was like, oh.

Because if he doesn't do it, you're going, oh, he didn't want to play for the people. And if he does do it, who knows if he really? really wanted to do it. Because, I mean, that is traumatic. Yes, very. Lunchbox, what do you think about this? I'm with you. I think it's kind of hard. It's putting him in an awkward position. I think if they want to ask him privately and that's it, fine and he doesn't do it.

It's totally up to him because I totally understand the emotional situation for him not to do it. Yeah, and you know what? I'm sure. And I know the people who put on the festival because my band played it last year. We played the night before the shooting. So I know the people that put on the festival well. And I can tell you that it's, I don't know this for a fact, but I'm sure that's been a discussion with somebody. Maybe not Aldine's team, but I'm sure they thought, should we bring back the act from last year. I'm assuming they're having the festival. I don't, I mean, I don't know either way. I would assume they will, but I don't know anything about this. So I do, I feel for Jason that I think it's a bit unfair that they're going, hey, come play for the survivors. Because maybe,

I mean, listen, he's a survivor too. Yeah. So, yeah. Yeah. I want to put on Brandy in North Carolina. Hey, Brandy. Hey, Brandy. Appreciate your call.

What's going on? I wanted to call and let you guys know that I love your show, just like everybody else, right? But I've moved five different states in the past, like, two and a half years for work. And every single city I go to, I really try to find your show because it just makes my mom. morning every day. Well, I appreciate that. And I appreciate you moving and still finding us. And here's the thing, too, if you're like Brandy and you move around, and let's say you go somewhere we're not, you can listen to us live on the IHeart Country channel on IHartRadio. Just search for IHart country and it's our live show. But Brandy, I appreciate that. And for that call, I'm going to

give you an official. I appreciate you. I appreciate you. I appreciate you, Bobby. There we go. Thank you very much. I want to talk about Ari from The Bachelor. Oh, yeah. What are we talking about? So you were gone by the time we really got into what happened. Do you know what happened, all of it, Amy? Saw some stuff on Twitter. Okay, so really you're not in. So Amy's been sick the last couple days. On top of that, she's a new mom.

So she's disconnected from World A. Yeah. You're now in World B. Cool. So what happened was, this guy's Arii guy, Ari Lewandil. He, I don't know what is the name. How you say it? I think he nailed it.

Okay. So he goes and he has this one girl. This is Becca. We're going to get married. And then after the show's over, he changed his mind and goes and proposes. So I knew he switched his mind, but it was after the show? Yes, after the show. Oh, I thought he did it, you know, at the bench, like live on TV.

No, no, he proposed to her. But the show kind of kept going because they had to record him leaving her and going to Lauren B. I didn't watch the show and I know what's happening. Okay, okay, okay, I'm following you. So then he goes to Lauren B, and they're together and they come and do a second night finale. He proposes to her on live TV. So it's proposed to two women now. And lunchbox, you know, is like,

Oh, Ari's the worst. No, I think Ari's okay. He's just following his heart. Like, it happens. He made a mistake and he realized it. Well, people feel that way. Yeah, he went out to the girl of his dreams. So now people are coming out to know Ari,

and they're saying he's got girls everywhere. Whoa. In every city. Oh, different area codes? He has blanks in different area codes, says the story. Oh, really? Yeah. A Fox reporter who dated him claims to be a hopeless romantic,

but he forever cheats and does despicable wrong things to women. She then delete her to tweets after she wrote that, but they have them. a male friend from The Bachelor Jeff Holm and Sean Lowe have blasted his dating history and says he has an eye for younger ladies okay but if he's 36 she's 25

that's these two I don't care about that that's nothing because the girl... Oh the girl's 25? You don't like that? No, I just didn't realize I don't know. I don't know trying to keep up.

But apparently he has girls everywhere. You're not shocked by that, are you? No, because he went on the Bachelor. Exactly. You go on the Bachelor. That's why you go. You have girls everywhere there. You have to travel as far.

People get surprised when people do things after they get off the bachelor. Don't you realize they just went on a show where they were, it's a dating game show? We need to not be shocked by that. Sometimes I still am, though. You let the producers mold you into it. Another thing was when you were gone, we talked about how the producers of the show wait and ask girls really intense questions or under periods. Yeah, I've read that headline.

I was like, that's so wrong. That's so wrong on so many levels. They're tracking their cycles and then trying to get more emotion out of them. Sort of wrong, but genius. And, you know, they give them lots of alcohol. Yeah. But I say this. Great job by ABC,

by The Bachelor, by Ari for being, he's going to make a lot of money now. Yeah. And he probably doesn't care how he's seen. So he's not in love with the girl he's... Yeah, he just proposed a Lauren B. Yeah, he's in love.

So they're in love. Okay. Because I saw a video of them on Instagram, kissing and... Some people say he only proposed to her to save face because he looked so bad. The episode before, they need to propose so people would go, oh, he really is in love.

That's the new philosophy or theory, I guess, out there. But they look in love. They really do. Who doesn't on that show? I mean, that's... Yeah, I don't buy any of it. Yeah. Whatever Sean Lowe is still with his wife, Catherine.

There's only one Bachelor that's still married. No. Bachelor. Oh, Bachelor. Which one? I don't know. I just read that. Jason Mesnick.

Yeah. He's the one that he did the R. He did the R. He proposed and then. And on the finale, he broke up with her and got down on the other girl. He did a... Wow. Called a hell marry.

No? Or no. Honorable. Yeah, last minute. I think I speak for a lot of our listeners to say, I think we appreciate you being a strong woman, Amy, on International Women's Day. Really? Yeah.

What do you mean, really? I don't know. You do so much. You give so much. You've adopted two children. I mean, you went to Haiti on a mission trip and you came back. with two kids basically. Oh.

Now they're in your life. You do so much for charity. You make the show. Okay, okay. Thank you. No, there's more. Oh, no. Let them go.

There's a lot more. I've told you many times. I probably wouldn't do the show if you weren't around. Oh, my goodness. I didn't know. I was going to move to... I told Amy.

I don't know if I'm going to Nashville if you don't come with me. I think we need to do this. It fits us better than anything we've ever done before. But I said, if you don't go, I don't know if I can go. Like, that's how much you mean to me.

Oh, man. I think that's how much you mean to a lot of our listeners. Well, thanks for having me on this crazy ride with you. Well, that's not about that. It's not crazy ride day. It's women. I know, but some of the things that we have been able to do as a group wouldn't be possible without the platform that you've created. But it's not awkward nerdy day.

And that our listeners have responded to. We actually, it's the listeners that are pretty amazing. You're deflecting it, but I appreciate you. Our listeners appreciate you. Thank you. That's all. Hey, Summer and Miss Ivey. Hey.

What's happening? I just want to let you guys know that the whole female thing's going on, I'm enjoying it so much and especially the throwback. Oh, thanks. I got another throwback coming up that you're going to be like, oh, I love that song. So that's coming up. You know, our show, I'll say this. We have eight people on the staff here and four females. That's the most girls we've ever had at once, I think.

Yeah, I mean, we've always been around that level. Listen, I'd have all women except for me if I could. I'm only saying that because now we're a staff of eight. Just give us a heads up. Yeah, yeah. Just because I grew up with all women. My grandma adopted me for a while, my mom for a bit. You're most comfortable around women.

Oh, yeah. Until now, all my therapists have been women. Oh, I didn't have to go back. I've been not going. Why? I thought you were on a regular schedule. I thought you liked it. I was, but I left town for weeks. Oh, yeah. That's true. Then once you get off, you have to start over again. What? He forgets all your problems? No, but then I have to start over again. Remember my problems? There's so many. That's true. Then you've got a whole set of new problems. Yeah, I have to go in and go. Of all the ways I'm messed up in the head, which would I like to evaluate today is I sit here? And then I go down the list and sometimes I don't pick right. Then there you go. Money out the door.

Oh, yeah. Mm, there's Amy. See, she's sick, but she's strong. No, no. I was going to say that's the worst. When you leave a therapy session... You get too much flam in you. We'll come back to it.

Okay. It's gone. No, it's not. Okay. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Bonds show. I know that some of you are irritated at me about this secret on Monday morning.

I know. I know. There's a big announcement Monday morning. I would just like to say I was just going to announce it and not lead up to it. But Lunchbox never gets to know secrets. And I felt like if I let him know first, that I at least owed it to him when this announcement comes. Because this announcement is going to shake up the whole thing. Huh? One thing. The whole thing.

All of it. And again, I wasn't dramatic with the American Idol announcement. I said it was a big announcement. Yeah. This is bigger? Different? Well, both Lunchbox and Mike D say it's 99. It's a 9.99.

9.9, yeah. So, but what I want to do, hey, Stephanie in Texas, hey. Hey. Hey, let me ask you a question real quick, if you don't mind. Yeah. So we have this announcement we're doing on Monday. What if Lunchbox I called Stephanie from my cell phone and told her what the secret is? She promised not to tweet it or Instagram it.

And then we had her tell the audience how big it is. What? The main thing of the secret is that Amy and Eddie don't know. Let's be honest. Oh, yeah, dude. Just take that. It's a win. So what if I called Stephanie from my cell phone?

And then I put Stephanie back on the ear and we let Stephanie say if it's as big as my... How do you know you can trust Stephanie? Stephanie, tell me about this. Oh, my gosh. You can totally trust me. That would be information for you to allow a caller to be a part of it? Not a caller. A listener.

One of us, one of the B team. Come on. You just think I see callers? No, I see people who take time out of their morning to reach out and be part of the show. But yes, I would trust you if you say I can trust you. I just don't want you to get in trouble if she leaks it. Stephanie? I'm...

Repeat after me, Johnny! Aye, Stephanie? Okay. No, that doesn't repeat. I, Stephanie. Repeat after me. I, Stephanie. I, Stephanie.

Promise on... Promise on... The lives of my children. Whoa. The lives of my children. That I will not reveal the secret that Bobby's about to tell me. And I will not release... Reveal the secret.

Bobby is... about to tell me. Amen. There we go. Okay. Amen. There we go. Okay. Amen. Amen. Hallelujah. Okay. So, I want to play a song. Can I tell her, please? Lunchbox, it's your call, man. If you say no, I won't. Man. Yeah, you know what? Go for it. Okay. I kind of like Eddie and Amy sitting over there going, man, man, right this number down. Hey, Stephanie, I'm going to put you on home. I'm going to call you from a cell phone. Seven, I'm going to call you from a cell phone, okay? Okay. Hold on. Ray, write her number down real quick. Don't hang up, Stephanie. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Give me two minutes and 30 seconds. It's pretty dumb. Amen. Hallelujah. Is that I say?

What I did is I called Stephanie from a cell phone during Brett Eldridge. That song we just played. And Stephanie? Yes, I'm here. Okay. She knows the secret, by the way. And I can tell you before, it said, don't give any context about the secret to Stephanie. But I told her and she gasped. Is that true, Stephanie? Yes, very much so. Okay, so I told her the secret that will be announced Monday morning at 8, 7th Central. And Stephanie, they have both rated it pretty high. One to 10, what would you put the shocking meter at?

I've already, once you said it, I already, I'm sorry, I'm going to have to even give it a 10. A 10! What? Only three people know the secret. lunchbox Mike D and our caller Stephanie What? Can I guess?

You can... Privately? The thing is if it's right, I don't want you to ruin it. I wouldn't say. I just think maybe you picked up a car. Where does Stephanie live? Stephanie, where do you live? I live in Lumberton, Texas.

I'm right outside of Beaumont where you'll be coming May 11th. That's right. I'm doing my stand-up show in Beaumont. Are you coming to the show? Duh. Okay. Oh, I got to meet Stephanie the Secretkeeper. That's for sure.

Sure. That's awesome. Which, by the way, if you're in Pittsburgh or Colorado Springs or, I don't know, Wichita Falls, Texas, come out to a comedy show. Going on tour starting next weekend. Bobby Bonescom to see where I'm going. But that's it. We're done.

If you want to guess, I don't want you to get too close to me. Yeah, I don't want to get close to you. Send me a text message. I'm not going to tell, though. So you're not going to tell me if I'm right? I don't know. I'll look and see. No, then that means you would know.

But I guess, Eddie. Eddie. Fine, I'll guess. Right on a sheet of paper. No, I want to do it. No, because I was told by one of our friends. Did they hate it when I do that? Yeah. They're like, I hate it when you... We do hate it. I don't.

I was one of the friends. Oh. Man, I was laughing at this Vince Staples stuff. Do you know who Vince Staples is Amy? No. Okay, he's a rapper. So, yeah, I'll play you some Vince Staples here. Here you go.

Oh, I know this. Did it? Yeah. I was up, honey by a thousand. I was up late night balling. And if you do anything, at any level of success, you're always going to have haters. And so he put up this message says, hey, it's a haters GoFundMe. Here.

Hey, everybody. My name is Vince. First and foremost, I hope you're having a great day. I really do. Second, we've got a lot of complaints about our recent show performances, energy on stage, duck shit and choice. I think one person said it sounds like we're rapping on robot video game beats. So he's talking about himself here and why people don't like him.

On gofummy.com, you could decide to. donate to the cause of $2 million, which will allow me to shut the up forever, and you will never hear from me again. No songs, no interviews, know anything. If not, you can choose to let me do what the f***ing I want to do when I want to do it. Get off of my... There it is. He's gotten thousands of dollars so far.

How much is he lost in his life? Two million. What if he gets there? Then he'll go away. He's going to find something else to do in his life. That's why. No way. It's not a bad idea.

I bet your mama fell up quick. Yeah. Because what if he could end up being way more successful than that $2 million? And he worked for it. But you have to worry. He's like, if you get me $2 million, I'm out. Like, I'm going to live my lifestyle. I would disappear.

Okay. Yeah, that's the thing. That's funny. I like his beats. Yeah, no, yeah, yeah. There you go. Oh, by the way, big breakup news. Do you know about this?

Well, no. I don't know. If you don't know I'm talking about it, then you don't know. When I say, oh, you don't know? If you haven't heard yet, Beaver and Selena are on the outs. I know. Again. I know.

Oh, that was short. They're on a break. Selena Gomez. That's her name, right? Yes. Stop. Are you joking? You're just trying to be cool?

No, I'm not. I don't try to be cool. I'm just not cool. Okay. But that makes me cool. Yeah. The key to being cool is not caring about it if you're cool. Okay.

Yeah. Got it. So Selena Gomez was noticeably absent from his 24th. birthday. She posted a picture of him on her Instagram for his birthday. Don't ask me, I didn't see, I don't follow

that, man. I don't either. I read about it. Sure he did. Apparently, Selena's mom hates Justin Bieber. But I mean, here's the thing about getting back into relationships that are already broken. About the third or fourth time,

it's just not going to work. Well, and they're still so young, though. Yeah, 24, 25. That's good. I mean, that's adults. I'm all for trying it a second time, if you want to do that, Sometimes you make bad decisions. But about that third time, it just ain't going to work.

Unless you get a pregnant. Oh, then you got to make it. Then it's time to make a decision. Because you're either going to jump and stay in or you're going to go out forever. But yeah, you got to watch out for that. Do you know I read this story about people, kids aren't getting as pregnant as much anymore. It's more of older people than teenagers for the first time. Yeah, I saw people above 40 are now beating out.

You know why? Because they're holding off getting pregnant. now and they're using protection and they're being taught about what? And they see the struggles on 16 and pregnant and teen mom. I would think that would make them want to have kids just watching that show because they could be one. I thought it was mainly just that old, like maybe the... No, no, he's lying. That's not, his thing isn't real.

He just says stuff sometimes. Oh, no, he's lying. Oh, okay. You have to take his stuff with like, oh, cool, lunchbox, good. Pat him on the back. It's crazy. Since that show came on, teen pregnancy has declined in the United States of America. MTV and 16th and pregnant has not declined teen pregnancy.

Where do you get that info? It's all over the news. All over the news. I heard it from a wise man. I didn't pull up CNN. I believed him when he said it. No, I know. You have to not.

Okay, okay. A wise man once said, let me quote anonymous. For the first time since World War II, women over the age of 40 are having more babies than teenagers. Teen birth rate is declining thanks to sex ed classes in schools. And women are able to have babies into their late 30s and 40s thanks to medical advances in health. and people knowing how to stay healthier. See, I still think I'm in this to win. People go, oh, Bob, you're 37.

You're never going to have a kid. You're going to be lonely in a closet crying forever. And I go, no, I'm not. One day, I can have kids. Wow, that's weird because I'm on CNN. com. Study, MTV 16 and pregnant led to fewer teen births. But don't believe CNN because there's a...

When was that... Eddie, what was... When was that story? I think he just Googled something. Go ahead. 2014. Cool. That's probably right years ago.

That's where the show was trying to defend... itself. Yes. The PR company was pushing it. I found a story. Quick, do a study. From CNN. No, that's wrong.

CNN. No, it was released by the National Bureau of Economic Research. National Bureau of MTV. You know, you can make up any name for anything. What do you mean? Like, I want to release a study for the National Association of Men who Live Healthy Lives. And I could create that real quick. That sounds legit.

Yes. And then I would go, did you know that people with the name Bobby are, most well and, you know. But did you really conduct a study under that name? No, but he can. You can just take five people and ask them. That's not right. There needs to be an oversight on that.

There needs to be oversight and lots of things happening right now and they're not. You're telling me. It says the MTV show 16 and pregnant led to more searches and tweets. He's not going to let this go. And tweets regarding birth control. It's led to tweets and stuff. I'm not talking about that anymore. Thank you.

Thank you very much. Hey, you guys said I was lying and I pulled it. This one's done from Fortune magazine. From when? 2008. Not 2017. 2002. April 7th, 2016.

Thank you. Thank you. I'm right. Interested minute. The Bobby Bones. The Bobby Bones show. This 10-year-old kid's stealing cars. Have you seen this?

No. DeMarian Moore 10 years old was arrested after he allegedly was caught on the Close Circuit TV attempting to steal an SUV from the parking lot of dealership. He planned the thefts by stealing the keys of the car earlier in the day. He's 10. He returned to drive off. with his prize, but then realized the keys had been stolen because they disabled the car because the keys were gone.

He's been arrested at least five times before. Oh, my goodness. Police say he's more brash than other 10-year-olds. Well, yeah. I mean, my daughter's sin. I can't imagine her even know. Like, what? I mean, I know you're laughing lunchbox.

It's sad. I understand you guys think it's sad. I do because, like, where are his parents? Like, that's why he's doing this because no one's there to tell him. him what's right and what's not. Or whoever is around him is telling him that this is okay. Bad people around him. But you had to admit for a 10 year old to think in advance to go and take the keys and then return later at night. That is a forward thinking 10 year old. Someone taught him that. Someone not good. Someone being around saying, hey, this is what you do. And here's a kid introduced

to a lifestyle that he probably does not need to be involved in. Now he's in trouble. And at 10, you don't know what's going to happen the rest of your life. You know what's going to cause you all this trouble? And he's already been arrested five times. 10 years old. There was another story about a 14 year old. Yeah, he's in California and he went and bought all this gear to look like a cop and he decked out his grandmother's

SUV with blinking lights and he's just showing up to people's house with the lights flashing and knocking on the door and be like hey, I'm here, domestic disturbance, I'm responding to a call and the uniform is so baggy. People didn't believe and they just closed the door in his face. He even pulled a woman over the other day and let her off with a warning. He pulled someone over.

That's scary. Hey, ma'am. It's me, Petey. I got to take your car. You've been going 55 and a 54. But police said they were able to track him down. They searched his house and they found the fake uniform. He had a fake gun and all sorts of rainbows. I mean, he had all sorts of badges.

Yeah, where are his parents? And you know the thing, too, I'm going to say this, though. 14-year-olds, again, you start to create your own groups at 14. Yeah. I don't, that's bad, too. It is. But still, it's not bad. is 10. Well, I mean, you think about it. It's just four years older than the 10 year old.

That's a hundred years in kid life. Yeah, yeah. I had a learner's permit when I was 14. In Arkansas, we could drive a car at 14. Yeah, what's that called hardship? No, just a straight learners permit. There was no hardship. Hardship was my life. The permit was the rest of it. Yes, got you. No, it wasn't a hardship for us. You just got a straight learner's permit at 14. Sorry, my bad. That's young, man. Cornbread and chicken? Where I come from. No, but some of my friends and it was. It was really just their parents, like, somehow getting them and paying extra, but they had a hardship license. You could get a hardship.

And it wasn't because they had a job and that they needed to get due. Well, it's like probably a medical marijuana card in some states. It's not really because you have diabetes of the eye or whatever you get. What is it? Yeah, that's it. Yeah, that's it. Glacoma. Amy's telling me that's it.

You just get someone to sign off on it. But I don't think the law is the same down in Arkansas. 14. You get a permit. Crazy. I hear they're changing the law here on driving in the next couple years. To what? To 18. Oh yeah? For a license. Have you heard that? I feel like my ears have maybe heard that. That's unfortunate for the kids. No. Think about how much of idiot you were at 16. No, we're pretty big idiot. And I saw a kid the other day and I looked at him on the road and I was like, he does no business driving. This kid looks like he's my son's age.

Time watches on. Have you ever driven past Vanderbilt? I'm like, what are these, like is it like the high school visiting campus day? but no, they are college students and they look so little. When I was 16, my first car was an old Subaru. I mean, it was awesome and the worst, most unsafe car ever. I'd mowed and worked at maintenance and I've saved it and bought this car. And the brakes went out. And I didn't want to tell anybody the brakes went out in the car because I couldn't afford to get new brakes. And I knew they would make me stop driving the car.

Oh. Like I knew my grandma would say, no more driving the car. And she should have because there were no brakes. So at 16, you know what I did? I drove around with the emergency break. When I wanted to stop, I would slam the emergency break. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you shouldn't be on the road doing that.

I was a idiot. Yeah. Gosh, but you look forward to driving, man. When you turn that 16 years old, you're like, ah, yes, I'm going to hit the road. Yeah, but if they change the wall, then, you know, kids will get used to it eventually and never know. They won't know. They won't know the difference. We'll be like, back in our day, we got to drive at 16.

Oh, I was driving at 14. Like, I was straight up. I was just, the end. I rode my bike until I got a car And then 14 I was on You never stopped On the road again And boy you can't contain me now

Yeah Don't you think it's harder though On parents Because at 16 you have a lot going on You have places you need to be So it's going to just make it more difficult on parents Because they got to get a job at 16 You can do all this

But you can't drive Yeah because also too I was a younger sister Who had a sister that turned 16 first And she was then able to help drive me places It does free up stuff for parents Yeah because you could work at 16 I don't care about all that.

All that said I heard that you can only drive 16. I'm not trying to get into a debate for the gubernatorial race about who. Well, you should think about that, future governor of Arkansas. Lots of stuff to think about, bones. I got way more important things first.

Okay. Lunchbox, they kicked your boy Ari out of Minnesota. What? Well, they won't let him in from the Bachelor. They're so dumb. Why? Because that's where that's dumb Becca girls from. Yes, so.

Oh, get out of here, Minnesota. After breaking off his engagement to Becca on Monday's controversial season of the Bachelor, the finale, the representative from Minnesota, Drew Christensen, wrote a bill banning the 36-year-old from entering her home state. That's funny. No, why are they wasting time writing bills like that? Because it's funny.

Why don't they go out there and fight some crime? You want this representative to be Batman or what? Yeah. Well, do something, pass a law to do something to help to your state. It probably took three seconds to draft that up, and it's funny. Yeah. I mean, don't. Then they're going to have to waste time at these meetings

taxpayer dollars. They're probably not going to go through all that. It's probably just funny. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, well, they should kick Becca out of Minnesota too because now she's a bachelorette. Are they mad at her for that?

For finding a new dude? All right, so we're going to play this game. What's the game? About famous women in history. Okay. Today's International Women's Day. We did a whole hour of nothing but strong female songs.

And so I give you the description of a famous woman in history. You named the woman. Oh, man. Amy don't lose. I know. That would be so bad. We'll be back to it.

I know. I have the pressure. The first woman to fly solo across the Atlantic. Amelia Earhart. That's correct. Lunchbox. Oh, yeah. Okay, I didn't know.

I'm ready. The best-selling female pop artist of all time with 300 million albums sold. The best-female. The best-selling female pop artist of all time. Taylor Swift. Madonna. You're eliminated. Eddie.

Ready? Yeah. The conductor of the underground. Railroad. Oh, come on. The conductor? That means... Eddie, you have two kids. That means she like... The Underground Railroad.

She drove the train? Do you even know what the Underground Railroad is? No, he doesn't. Yeah, I do. What is it? That's the slave movement. Did they get on a train? No. Gosh, what's her name? Harriet Tubman. Oh, you got it. That's right. Wow. How did that happen?

Because it just... Wow, that came from my heart. Oh, stop. I had no idea. That just came out. It is different when you're under pressure, so you can't make him feel that. Yes, I can. I do pressure tribute. Thank you, Amy.

I got on HQ last night. You don't get to question. I got to question 11 on HQ last night. It doesn't count. You got to 12. I know. I thought I was going to win last night. You're like the one rare person that doesn't get under pressure.

Sometimes I do. He keeps his heart rate low. When? Sometimes I get really anxious. I get like medically anxious, but not about pressure situations. What about quizzes on the radio? Yeah, that's when I get really anxious. Me too.

Mine's more like life stuff. Yeah, not me. Mine's like next. I'm already nervous. Author of the Harry Potter series. J.K. Rowling. Eddie, over to you. Come on, come on.

Sowed the first American flag. Oh, Betsy Ross. I was hoping I would get that one. Amy known for her help on the Lewis and Clark Expedition, exploring the Louisiana Territory. Oh, my gosh. I know. I'm supposed to know this.

Thank goodness you have this one. What does it start with? No. Thelma and Lowe's. He said no. Thelma and Louise. Oh, good, good guess. Does anyone know it?

Lunchbox, you can get back in. yell this one. Oh, the... What is it? She... Go ahead. No, I don't want to embarrass myself. You already did. Go ahead. He said Thelma and Louise. Because that was a joke answer. I can't bear myself. What do you think it is? But is she... I'm Indian. What do you think it is?

Sagina Jua. Yes, something like that. I'm back in with Saka Jua. Oh, I gave you the hint, though. Okay. So dumb. Last question. Just yell your answer. Okay. The first female black billionaire in the United States. Oprah!

Lunchbox wins. What? What? I want. I know my women. He's back in. He's the king. He's the king. The Bible Ball Show. Here's Amy's pile of stories.

So in honor of International Women's Day, Barbie released a line called Inspiring Women Collection. It features three historic female figures. And each doll is about $30. Comes with a booklet describing each woman and how her contributions change the world. Who are the women figures? Amelia Earhart. Did you see they for sure found her bones? Like they had thought they had.

They said they're 99% sure. Yeah, because they did tests of that. She was on an island like they suspected and they thought she was a spy. It seems like the story they gave us six months ago in that documentary and everyone thought, I don't know. It seems like it absolutely was real.

Like she was flying, the first woman flying, and then the plane went down on an island. They thought she was a spy and they held her. They found her bones. It's crazy. Pretty crazy. So who else? Catherine Johnson and Frida.

Okay, can I just say that I'm embarrassed to say that I don't know, Catherine Johnson. Don't be embarrassed. I don't know who Catherine Johnson is. I think y'all've seen, isn't that who they did the movie about, which we all watched and loved Hidden Figures? Oh, I didn't see the movie.

You haven't seen Hidden Figures? Bobby, it's so good. That's where it's from. Yeah, she, oh, you need to, homework. You need to watch Hidden Figures. Yeah, he doesn't do that, he says. Students don't assign the teacher homework. Oh, well.

And is it happened to your school where your son goes, teacher, homework. Yeah, no, he never does that. Okay, good. But I'll take your recommendation. Bobby, we all highly recommend that you. I'm sorry I didn't know that. Okay. And the movie is great. Oh, yes. Oh, yeah. Catherine Johnson is a bad chick. As soon as my kids understand better English, homework for them. Because they're black kids and they can watch someone, because she's black going,

right? Yes, she's, yes. I mean, it's just an inspiring story. And yeah, I want them to know that they, nobody's going down. That's what I thought about, listen, I thought Black Panther was awesome because for the first time black kids were able to look up and see a superhero that look like them. Yeah, that's huge. And I was sitting in there because we, you know, I take it for granted that all the superheroes look like me. I'm just a white guy and I go, oh, Superman's white. Spider-Man's white. And so I was like, man, this is going to be really cool for black kids to see a superhero.

And so. Good point. Yeah. I know. And I need to be more proactive about my kids having more than just a bunch of white people and white things around them. Because, I mean, now they have white parents and white this and that. But we have a few people placed in our lives that I think are. going to be good mentors because I know they'll need that.

Because I can try to think I'm going to be able to relate, but I can't. There's zero percent. Right. What else? Okay. Who was the other one, the other Barbie? Frida. Frida.

She's a Mexican artist. Yeah. Eddie's like, she was the one with a unibrow. Eddie's like, shout out. Oh yeah, I know that is. Yeah. When you say unibrow, I know that is. Yes.

Okay. What else? Okay. So at the headquarters for Apple, there is a major thing happening because they have these glass ceilings, glass walls, glass, glass, everything and they're kept so clean and pretty people are running into them and it's causing major injuries amongst their employees in the past couple of months there have been multiple calls to 911 for medical help let's stop running at work how about that they're just like they're

turning the corner and then they bounce off the glass are you new if you're doing that because I know a clear wall but still walls are always there the walls don't move you don't go into like guessing every day wonder where the walls are going to be today even at home sometimes if your walls been really cool. Then you're dumb. If you walk into a wall at home, like a sliding glass. I had a sliding glass door growing up, man, and I loved it. Every time we'd invite people over, they'd slam their face in that door. But that's people who are coming to your new house. Sure, they've never been in. Right. If you're going to work at Apple and you're still running into walls, I don't know, two days in, you probably shouldn't be hired an Apple, dummy.

What? Why are you doing a hater? It could happen. I know it could happen the first day you're working there. Otherwise, you're just, I'm being defensive because I could work through for five years and it would happen to me. Amy walks into walls that aren't clear. They have always been there in the studio, yes. Exactly. Okay, so your coffee definitely does taste better in your favorite mug. Anybody have a favorite mug? Of course, right here.

Yeah, me too. And I am always, I enjoy sipping out of it better. And they did this study and they say, yeah, there is something to that that you actually have a better experience with your coffee drinking if it's out of your mug. It's not just in your head. It feels personal to you. Yes. Oh, I thought. enjoy the feeling of you like the coffee but you also it's like being in your house and feeling

at home it's a smaller level of that interesting I love that so everybody wake up in the morning grab your favorite mug and sip your tea or coffee or whatever out of it bobby do you have a is it because you don't have a favorite mug yeah I don't have a favorite mug I don't drink coffee I'm drinking tea sometimes dirty chide but that comes in a Starbucks cup yeah when you have it yeah yeah yeah yeah And lastly, How many stories are there today? Holy crap.

Wait. It's a mountain. It's 11 stories. Okay. I'll stuff. How many have you done, though? No, I've done three and I normally do four. You did Barbies.

You did the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, glass. Glass. Some else. You did the coffee tastes better in your favorite mug. You also did. You said that you had menopause today. Yeah. Whatever.

You did say that. I can close with just a quick tip. No, no. Sounds like I've been talking too much. But listen, if you're having a bad day, just smile. That was Amy's pile of stories. You got her. Go ahead.

Go ahead. You can have two more. No, smiling really can't. That was Amy's pile of stories. There actually is something to that fake it till you make it saying. Even if you don't feel like smiling, just force yourself to smile and you're instantly going to be in a better mood. Fake it till you make it.

Thank you. That was Amy's pile of stories. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Bones show. Come on, Bob. So apparently Lauren B from The Bachelor, the girl who got engaged to Ari, was engaged to somebody else two months before she went on the show.

Whoa, just two months before? Did you know that, lunchbox? I knew she was engaged. I didn't realize it was two months, but that's okay. They broke up and she found love. And then Ari, wasn't he with a girl, and then he broke up with her to be on the show? I did not know that. I did not know that, but look, look at them.

You're looking at that picture. How happy do they look? They don't. They're not happy at all. Yeah. But don't believe everything you see on TV. That's all. Yeah, exactly.

Don't believe that she was engaged two months before. You just saw that on TV. You see what Shaquillo Nilled did for his birthday? What? He took some balloons and he put $500 to the balloons and he set him off into the air. That's awesome. Yeah, so Shack turned 46. He tied some cash to balloons and he had the video.

He tweeted it. He said, make sure you hit me back and let me know you got my money. Thanks for all the birthday wishes. $500. somebody's going to be happy. They were released in Atlanta, nobody's found the money yet. Oh, no.

Some birds, ain't it? Jack is wasting 500 bucks. That's so funny. Yeah, birds got that one, man. I am now the... I must say I commend you, Amy, because you were right so far. You said, hey, I'm going to come to work.

I'm not going to be that sick. And you've only left a couple times coughing. Thank you. So I am the illness dictator. Yes, you are. And as such, I've brought in some rules. Oh, okay. Oh, great.

Well, here are five reasons that the CDC says you shouldn't be at work if you're really sick. One, you get sick more often if you do. Going to work, we can't your immune system. So it makes you sick later. You got to just get over it. It's like playing injured or playing hurt. I know. If you're hurt, you can play.

If you're injured, you've got to get out of the game. But sometimes you just want to play. Yeah, and that's why I... Because we love the game. That's small thinking. It's not thinking about your teammates. Number two, viruses spread more quickly in offices. because we all sit next to people.

Yeah, and this is a tiny little office. It puts other people's health at risks. You'll be less productive. It costs the company money. And then... I should go. Yeah, you should probably go home. We're not that much time there's.

Bobby's right in sending me home all the time. Well, I sent her home the last two days and I told her... Oh, there she goes. Oh, no. Bowen send her home. What's wrong with you? Amy, I was telling Bobby that it, It's hard.

It's like you get torn. You want to come to work, but a day off is kind of nice. Yeah, but then, no, I feel bad because I feel like I'm leaving, like, a whole, like, hanging. Like, I feel like I'm leaving you guys down. You all have to, everyone has to pitch in or do different things for me when I'm not here. And that right there is the difference between you, working with you do. I was looking for another answer. Just generally.

Amy goes, I don't want to let people down. Eddie goes, I mean, I like the day off. Like, even when I'm not really sick, but I got a little cough, I'm like, and you're like, I go home. Like, okay, I'll go home, and then I, like, work for about 30 minutes, and then I look up tea times for the golf course. What? Well, yeah, I have the whole day off, and I'm really not that sick. Just a little cough, and being outside helps you build up your immune system. A little vitamin D.

Lunchbox just says stuff. By the way, lunchbox said he's excited about American Idol, like, for real. Yeah, they've done a great job. Their commercials have got me hooked in with the follow-so's journey. Like, they give a little clip about them, and I'm like, oh, I hope Jimmy makes it. or they're Sarah. I mean, I know Bobby's going to be on it, but he's not on there from the start. So these commercials, they got me.

And I'm so biased that I was talking to someone that I said, I think the show is really good. I said, but I can't think that really because I'm in it. It's tough for me to go, oh, I feel like it's really good because I've been a part of it and I've seen things. But it's probably only because I'm, I don't know if it's because I'm on the show or not. But if Lunchbox is seeing the, it's good. It is good.

Yes, the previews are great. They've done a, they've just done a, great job. One of them they called this guy's grandma. It's like been his dream and he calls grandma. He's like, Grandma, I'm going to Hollywood on FaceTime with Katie Perry. And I'm like, that's pretty good. You got me, guys. I'm intrigued. The difference of it in the voice is the voice is about the judges more than the contestants. It's about, they saw in research that people like it with Adam and Blake. And it's really about the judges, more so than, that's why there are nobody that comes off that show really. And I would agree with you because I watched the voice and they spend

more time showing the judges arguing about whose team the person should pick, then they show the action. That's the reason people watch it. Interesting. And that's what they like. It's research. They like the judges. On American Isle, it's very much a contestant-based show. Yeah, I mean, Simon Cowell was a thing, a big thing.

But it's always been, you can name contestants from the first five or six seasons, many of them. You can't do that with the first seasons of the voice. So I like both shows, I guess. But it's hard for me to be. I'm biased. It's hard not to be. I mean, you're on it. Yeah, they paid me a little penny.

That would be nice. I know how much. I know Amy. I know you know how much. We know that. And I know that lunchbox has a big secret. I was going to say, I got a secret. I don't care.

I know all this. What secret do you know? None. Zero. Oh, you don't ever get put in secret? Never. I'll make, no, stop.

The next one, I'll just tell you. He hasn't been around as long. Oh, is that what it is? Yeah. But it's my turn. Nah. Okay. You're so immature.

Chris Stapleton now. Who is? We. Yeah, yeah, of course. The Bobby Bones show. All right, Rap City, Rap, Rap, Rap City. Amy, what's happening today? Just nursing my cough, trying to get better and kids, you know.

How is it to be sick and have kids? First time that's ever happened to you. Yeah. Well, my son kept wanting to jump rope yesterday and I would love to have jump rope with them, but anytime I bounced, my head felt like it was going to explode. I was like, you take it. take it from here, you got this. So then I showed him

the foam roller and I was like, see, isn't this much more relaxing? So then we foam rolled for like 30 minutes. Oh, the joy of the parent. You just have to find different ways to play. So, is it weird to be sick and not be able to just rest? No, I mean, they were in school, so I had time to rest.

I felt like by the time they got home to school, I was ready to see them and hang out with them and do things. But yeah, like, at night when I'm ready to go to bed and I'm thinking I keep coughing and I know if, If I just can go to sleep and take my cough medicine, I'll be good to go, and they won't go to sleep. I'm like, ugh. Lunchbox, what are you doing today? Hardcore nap.

Oh, you need to win? Oh, man. What happened? Last night I had a soccer doubleheader. Oh. It was playoffs. So as winter go home, we won the first game. Then the second game was at 9 p.m.

And we won 9 to 8. I scored the game winner. And so I came home and I was on such a high. I didn't get to bed until 1230 a.m. Wow. Poor guy. I was just so excited about putting the ball in the back of the net for the win. send us to the finals, the championship game,

that there was no going to sleep after that. So you need a hardcore nap. Oh, hardcore nap. What about you? Hardcore nap? No, today I will not have time for a hardcore nap. I was joking. I have, I'm taping a show today from, I believe, 2 p.m. to midnight.

Excuse me? What? In town. Yeah, so it's a long shoot day. But then this other project I'm done with. It's not my announcement. The announcement, by the way, is not that. What is it?

What is the announcement again? Monday. Monday. Okay. Yeah. And only lunchbox knows, sorry, Amy. I know, but I've been trying to figure it out my head, Eddie. No, Mike D knows.

Yeah, he knows. Why does Mike D? Because we wanted to verify that it was a 9.9.9, like Lunchbox said. Oh, it's a 9.9. I think I know what it is. I said, lunchbox, how big is this? One to 10, he said 9.9. He can be a little dramatic sometimes, as we know.

Yeah, a little bit. So I went to Mike D, and Mike D, you said it was a 9.9. So that's the announcement Monday. 9. That's all. Thank you very much. Hope you have a great rest of Thursday. Tomorrow.

Eric Passlay-in. tomorrow also we'll do the dance parties there's a new podcast up with david lee murphy on the bobby cast so search bobby cast i'll listen to that see tomorrow everybody thank you bobby bones the bobby bone show all right if you have ever dealt with a traditional home security company you know the drill expensive monthly fees contracts that lock you in for years and waiting around for a technician to set everything up it's a lot well now they're simply safe they have completely changed the game. SimplySafe has no long-term contracts, no hidden fees, no being trapped. They earn your business by actually keeping you safe, not by locking you in. Setting up is so easy.

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