The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby Almost Got Hacked! + Amy’s Son Wants An Unusual Pet + Bobby Awards The 'Employee Of The Month'!

Episode Date: July 13, 2021

Bobby reveals a scam that almost got him on Instagram. Proof that you have to be alert with everything online even when it seems legit! Amy also shares her story about how she thinks someone tried to ...steal her identity over the weekend. Amy tells us the pet that her son wants and now she is looking into…we can’t believe it! Per listener request…Bobby reveals the latest Bobby Bones Show 'Employee of the Month'! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:03:17 You're doing pretty good. I say a couple stories here on my desk that didn't get to yesterday. The first one was that housekeeper that may have stopped the mass shooting at the All-Star game. Did you see the story at all? I didn't. Okay. So three men and a woman were arrested Friday night at the Maven Hotel. in Denver after the housekeeper
Starting point is 00:03:38 alerted police to a large stash of guns and ammo in their room. Wow. And you got to wonder too as a housekeeper like, what's the rule? Do you tell on stuff in a room or not? Well, I mean, that maybe. Right. I don't know what exactly was in there, but even then do you just tell your boss?
Starting point is 00:03:56 And then did they tell cops? Yeah. The hotel is near Corse Field, which is the side of this year's game. Festivities began a couple days ago. the home run derby happened. The All-Star game is, I think, maybe tonight? Not sure.
Starting point is 00:04:11 Ray Mundo's All-Star game tonight? Yep. Police confiscated. Get this. 16 rifles. More than 1,000 rounds of ammo. And here is, not that the rifles weren't enough, but 16 pieces of body armor. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:29 I mean, I think if you see that, that's when you definitely go to your boss. Or the cops immediately. Yeah, whatever the protocol is, because that's not, that's something where, like, you are probably get a feeling of like, okay, these people are not up to anything good and I don't want anybody to get hurt. The room was on the eighth floor. Police think they could have been planning a Las Vegas shooting. One of the suspects who posted a message on Facebook recently saying he was planning to, quote, go out in a big way. This is amazing that she caught all this before it happened. Amazing.
Starting point is 00:04:59 I'm amazed that these people would, one, allow the housekeeper in the room. not smart on their part two they wouldn't have all their stuff hidden in the room just laying out a lot of stuff where do you put it in the closet? Surely but thank God right yeah that do not disturb thing
Starting point is 00:05:19 put the thing on the door like what the like I do that just I don't want people going through my stuff here's a clip of some of the witnesses Jenica Adkins Susan Siverson and Courtney fearing it looked like National Guard members like ran through the lobby went down into the garage, we presume, and then brought out mail in handcuffs. Heavily armed, walked right out of the elevator.
Starting point is 00:05:42 We got back probably three hours later. Definitely was worse, it seemed. There was actually like a whole group of policemen out front, crime scene unit. So our balcony faces directly towards Coorsfield. There's no building in between. Just the balcony, you can see straight across the Coorsfield. And I think of things like the Vegas shooting,
Starting point is 00:06:00 like that's where my mind went, actually. So thank you to whoever reported what they saw Because they could have circumvented a catastrophe I mean that's what it seems like right They looked right down on the stadium Where there were going to be thousands of people They had all that weaponry, ammunition The body armor
Starting point is 00:06:17 By the way, there is no reason anyone should have body armor If you ain't in the military or you're not a police officer Or if you're not like in that body armor man Like I have guns I think normal people should be able to have guns up to a point as long as they haven't been idiots before. But the body armor, that's a no-go for me. No, you're just trying to do something bad.
Starting point is 00:06:37 Are you at that? Is the turkey going to shoot back? No. No. Not yet, anyway. They're working on that. Those turkey's a pretty smart. Anyway, I saw that.
Starting point is 00:06:47 Shout out to that housekeeper. Yeah, it's amazing. That she was able to come across that. Before we get going on today's show, I also want to do a rejected segment. This is one segment. Can you hit that, please? Rejected segment. And I'll give you the story first, and then I'll give you the rejected segment that Scuba Steve sent in.
Starting point is 00:07:06 Oh. Which Scoobie is quite responsible and is kind of the guy who's like, hey, let's do this. And I'm like, that's a great idea, executive producer Scoobo Steve. Here's the story. A Wyoming rancher was pinned under an ATV for two days after a rollover crash and survived the ordeal by drinking bottle, water, and beer. Frank Reynolds 53 was rounding up livestock on a neighbor's pasture when his vehicle tipped over on Topham Sunday, dislocating his shoulder, breaking his shoulder, breaking up. his ribs. It was scary as what it was, he told the newspaper. He honked
Starting point is 00:07:34 the ATV's horn until the battery died, but no one heard. The badly bruised rancher was able to access water and keystone light from his cooler until concerned friends and family organized to search for him Monday. They found him a day later. So thank God he's okay. The rejected segmentist, Scuba Steve, said,
Starting point is 00:07:50 hey, let's get someone on the show just to survive on water and beer for two days. Oh my God. I mean, you could. A lot of bad idea. I feel like it before, like in college or in our early 20s. I feel like it's possible. We spend the will and the person has to survive just on beer. It controlled environment.
Starting point is 00:08:06 We'll watch and make sure they're okay. That is a... That was rejected segments. I was just saying glad he had water because that's what you need to survive. But then also the beer probably came in handy in case he was like scared or hurt in any way. Or just more to have a good time. You know? If he was just like sad and...
Starting point is 00:08:23 Exactly. Like it could help numb out the terrible situation that he's in. On the phone right now is. Justin in Iowa. Justin, what's up, buddy? Morning, Bobby, morning studio. Morning. I was wondering what the chances
Starting point is 00:08:36 of maybe getting you guys to come play the raging idiots that the lake we're at. What lake? Do you guys have jets geeks? Come on. Yeah, well, yeah. I mean, of course, they're all over the place.
Starting point is 00:08:50 Eddie and I are basically doing three shows this year. And that is we're doing two festivals, Bobby Fest in New Brombles, Texas, Bobby Fest in Wichita, Kansas. and then the state fair in Syracuse, New York, in August. Which, by the way, it's like a two p. They have, like, headliners in the middle of the day in an affair.
Starting point is 00:09:07 Ours is like 2 p.m. on a Friday, I think, in Syracuse. Okay. I saw some of the beat teamers going, like, we got, we got a work. Well, calling sick. Yeah, some of them we're getting out of work. Hey, Mike, will you make sure that August 20th is a Friday? But, yeah, we're not doing that many shows. We're playing the grand all opera in August.
Starting point is 00:09:23 But for the most part, we're letting the real live musicians and artists do their thing and catch up a little bit. But I appreciate that. Yeah, I mean, we're just kind of talking, just kind of wondering what it would be like, how hard it would it be to get you guys to come to Iowa and play something? Maybe 2020. Maybe we can do that.
Starting point is 00:09:41 We love coming to Iowa. Yeah. I appreciate that call, though. We've got all kinds of stuff for you guys to do. Bring the crew. All right, buddy. Thank you. All right.
Starting point is 00:09:48 See you. Thank you. Yeah, it's Friday, August 20th. We play at 2 p.m. And Nas plays at 8 p.m. Oh. Then the next day, 90 degrees in Brothers Osborne. Oh.
Starting point is 00:09:59 Then the next day, foreigner and train. Can we stay for that? It sounds like some good shows. But yeah, that's the 20th, Friday, August 20th. You guys, if you're in upstate New York, come on over. All right, let's go and open up the mailbag. You send an email and we read it on the air. It's something we call Bobby's Mailbag, yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:20 Bobby, I would like to stay anonymous. I am newly engaged. My fiancé has never told me where he got my ring from. Just alluded to it was a story. store. I'm pretty sure I got it from a pawn shop. I found what I think was the receipt, which I'm completely okay with. I love a ring and spend thousands of dollars for one. It's absurd to me. However, curiosity is getting the best of me and I want to get it appraised. I need to add it to my insurance and I am prone to breaking and losing things. My question is, do I tell him I'm getting it
Starting point is 00:10:49 appraised? And if I do, is it wrong to tell them it's just for insurance purposes and leave out the store. I would love to know what it would have cost compared to what he spent. The thriftier in me is excited, but I don't want to hurt his feelings. Longtime listener, first time emailer, love the show. Congrats to you and Caitlin. Love curious fiancé. Okay, here's an easy answer. You don't do it secretly.
Starting point is 00:11:16 You say, hey, we have to get this ring appraised for our insurance. I had to get Caitlin's appraised. Like, had to. I actually had the appraisal at the jewelry store. If you don't have one, you have to, because if you lose it or it gets stolen, you're just S-O-L. So I think that's an easy conversation, but you don't do it behind his back. I think it's, hey, we have to get this ring appraised. Do you want me to go do it or do you want to go do it together?
Starting point is 00:11:41 That's just what it is. Because if he finds out you secretly want to praise that ring and he thinks you did it for any reason other than why you did, which let's be honest, you are doing it for a little bit of shady reason. Tell him, hey, we need to get this appraised. Let's go. Do you want to go with me, do it by myself? That's it. And if he starts to go, no, I need to do it by myself, they'd be like, why? I want to go. I want to, this is an awesome ring.
Starting point is 00:12:02 If he starts to do it, I want to do it by myself, then you can start to go, hey, why? Anything you'd like to say about what I had to say, Amy? No, I mean, I totally agree with it. I think he needs to be included on it. And if y'all, I mean, you're about to get married and I don't know how you're going to handle your finances, but a lot of your stuff is going to be joint, including this ring. It'll be part of your insurance policy that you share with him. So absolutely include him. You have praised yours
Starting point is 00:12:28 I think It's the adult responsible thing Is it? My husband did Oh no And let me say this too If he got it from a pawn shop Who cares?
Starting point is 00:12:40 Who cares? Do you love the ring? Did you love how it made you feel? Do you love how it makes you feel now? Okay If you felt bad about it, feel good about it good But let's not be all ring shaming
Starting point is 00:12:53 Where you get stuff from You know I got to and we got behind Waffle House. Oh, nice. Do you ever get that appraised? Why do we need to? No need.
Starting point is 00:13:02 I'm just kidding. I do it. All right, there you go. Close up the mailbag. We've got your email and we've read it on the air. Now it's about to close Bobby's mailbag. Yeah. If you want to send us an email to the mailbag, you can send it over.
Starting point is 00:13:17 Morgan number two, where do they send it? They send it to Bobby Bones at mailbag.com. That is not right. Mailbag. Say it. There you go. Mailbag at Bobby. Bobbybones.com.
Starting point is 00:13:27 See, everybody's asking, is Morgan that button I push? No, it's not. Mailbag at bobbybones.com. See the picture of that woman? I guess she was going so crazy. They had to duct tape her to the seat. Oh, yeah. That'd be crazy to ride on that flight.
Starting point is 00:13:42 Trying to get out there exit. Because you know you'd be taking pictures like on the sly. Because sometimes I'll see somebody famous and I'll try to take a picture of them like on the sly and you kind of act like you're looking at your phone. I'll be doing the same thing with her because you know what? On that flight, she would be famous to me.
Starting point is 00:13:54 Well, it's like at the zoo, too, you can mess with a lion because it's behind a cage. Like, she can't do anything to you, so you put the phone right in front of her face. Yeah, but I wouldn't want her to know that. And then, gosh, there's just so many uses for duct tape. Oh, it's hilarious. She's being an idiot, though. And there's not a lot of options when you're up in that tube 20,000 feet in the air. An apparently unhinged woman was duct taped to an airplane seat last week after she allegedly attacked the flight crew and tried to open the door the aircraft mid-flight.
Starting point is 00:14:22 The flight crew did what? They thought they had to do for the safety of the flight. This is American Airlines 1774 from Dallas to Charlotte. It was delayed for around three hours. Then, an hour into the flight, a woman who reportedly had what a flight attendant described as a mental issue and started saying she needed to get off the plane, started banging on the exit doors. Video posted on social media showed the gray-haired woman with silver duct tape over her mouth. Oh, my. The mouth, too.
Starting point is 00:14:51 And her arms and body seemingly taped to the seat. That doesn't sound. could be heard screaming, you, you, you, you, as passengers exited the flight. Through her duct tape? Sorry, sorry. Here's a clip from the video. Yeah, you, you, you, you, you, you, you,
Starting point is 00:15:11 people, you are people. All right, dear. If I'm just guessing what happened here. She's having a... Let me just speculate with no knowledge other than the story have on a piece of paper. if the flight was delayed three hours, I would assume that there's some drinking or...
Starting point is 00:15:29 You can't really drink on a plane anymore. Before. Oh. At the airport. Three hours. That's possible for sure. This is just a possibility. Now, what I'm always afraid of is,
Starting point is 00:15:39 and I haven't in a long time, but I used to take sleeping pills. I won't take them on an airplane anymore because I'll do something like this and I'll be the duct tape person. Because I won't remember it. Because it blocks part of my brain. Like, that could have happened.
Starting point is 00:15:51 because to me I'm either going to be like doing number two in the aisle or that. Oh wow. Because I can't handle certain chemicals. I don't know what I'm going to do. So that is what I was. Like she was triggered in a bad way by something. She tried to get out the door.
Starting point is 00:16:08 The whole thing's wild. It sucks. Seeing somebody duct tape to a seat though I would not be able to stop staring. You imagine if you were a kid and that was like your first flight and that's what you saw? Like you'll remember that for the rest of your life. Passengers were told to keep their hands on their heads and not film anything during the last hour of the flight. Yeah, right.
Starting point is 00:16:29 Despite the video request, some did get images of the flight complying with the request. One pastor called it the scariest moment of my life. I mean, wild story, man. And you hope this story doesn't come out tomorrow, and it's like, oh, she was suffering from this. And we're like, ah, we're mean. But I don't know.
Starting point is 00:16:44 If that happens tomorrow, I'll come back and be like, oh, we're mean. Okay. But that, I would not have been. Keep my hands on my head. Right. That seems like we're not under arrest. Yeah, what do we do? I think it's just like keep your hands out and like not on your phone.
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Starting point is 00:21:18 slash Bobby. Bobby Bonesh. The latest from Nashville and Hollywood. Morgan number two, 30 Second Skinny. Jimmy Allen's children's book, My Voice Is a Trumpet, is out today. He explained what the book is all about. You know, and just telling them that it's okay to encourage other people.
Starting point is 00:21:37 It's okay to when you see things going on that shouldn't, you know, stand up and be a voice for those who don't have one. Mickey Guyton has a new album coming out on September 24th. It's called Remember Her Name and Mickey co-wrote 15 of the 16 songs on the album. Here's a clip of one of the songs, Black Like Me. It's a home on easy street. Just white paint and picket fence as far as you can. If you think and the land, like me.
Starting point is 00:22:19 Miranda Lambert enjoyed 2020 because she got to get creative with her music. I definitely think 2020 allowed me to sort of get a little more. creative and have that homing pigeon moment and do the Marfa tapes. And I think that it just, it gave me time to really create without worrying about the business part of it and just actually creating songs. I'm Morgan number two. That's your skinny. It's time for the good news.
Starting point is 00:22:45 With producer Eddie. Tell me something good. Paulina Garcia, she's having a bad, bad year. Her daughter passed away in February and she's battling leukemia. And she has to sell her car because she doesn't have a lot of money. So she gets on Facebook Marketplace to sell her car. A buyer comes, and it's a 2002 Ford Focus. She's selling it for $650.
Starting point is 00:23:06 The buyer comes, finds out her whole story, like, what's going on in your life? And he says, you know what? I'm not buying this car. I'm going to give you the money, but you can keep the car. Wow. So it's her car, and she doesn't have to buy, she doesn't have to sell it. That's a great story. I don't think I'd trust it at first.
Starting point is 00:23:22 I'd be like, Facebook scammer, huh? I know. What do you want me to do with this money? I know. That's so sad that our mind goes there. Well, everybody's been scammed. Yeah. It gets a legal check put in her account and then she spends it.
Starting point is 00:23:33 Now she's chased by the cartel. It's a whole thing. Yeah, it happens. What's happening with that, by the way? Oh, the check went through. I know it's in, but no problem. Oh, yeah, no problem. Like, everything's fine.
Starting point is 00:23:42 I guess we, I mean, I don't know ultimately if it was going to maybe be a scam and then they got scared. Yeah, radio. Yeah. We got them. But, yeah, we got them. And then, yeah, we've been matched with another cat. You have been matched with another cat. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:56 Is this a scam? I mailed off another spot. Same people? No. No. Different. This one, that one's in Louisiana. This one's in California.
Starting point is 00:24:06 How do they get that cat here? I'm going to go get it. It's like lives close to where we have a friend, like in summer. So like that's going to be like our little summer vacation. It takes to share their little girls trip. Stay with our friend Mary. And the person's house is like, I don't know, coincidentally, like an hour and 30 minutes away from there. So it'll be easy to go pick it up.
Starting point is 00:24:26 And you don't think it's a scam? I mean, the lady was like, hey, how about I just meet you at the airport and give you the cat? And I'm like, no, I think we'll come to your house. I'd feel better not rushing it. Like, she said, I'll meet you at the airport when you're flying out. And I'm like, that seems weird because now I have a plane to catch. And what if you're late and you don't show up? And then I have to get on the plane.
Starting point is 00:24:45 Why is there always something weird about this? It's always a wrinkle, huh? I know. But she sent me a video of the cat this morning. It looks live. It looks live. I don't want what's happening here. Right, right, right, because that's not good news.
Starting point is 00:25:00 I don't know. That's TBD news. Your story's great. Yes, it's fantastic. Let's not forget the reason we're here. The reason for the season is tell me something good. Eddie, that's a good one. That's what it's all about.
Starting point is 00:25:09 That was tell me something good. There's a wedding story for you. Which, by the way, when do you have to get your wedding license? Marriage license? I guess it's going. I think every state's indifferent, but here, maybe like 30 days? Like within 30 days of the wedding? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:24 Oh, I'm fine. We haven't done that yet, but we're fine. 2020 was a very untraditional year for weddings. So here you go. These are the wedding traditions people wish they could get rid of. Okay? Okay. We can comment because you guys have been married and I'm about to be.
Starting point is 00:25:39 Number one, the bride's family should pay for it. That's one of the top traditions people want to stop following. I agree. I mean, her family's not paying for ours. But I'm a grown man. I'm paying for ours because I'm a grown man. If I was 22, I wouldn't be a grown man. Right.
Starting point is 00:25:54 You're 40 now. Are you 41? If I'm broke, listen. You want that tradition. I'd be like, I love this tradition. I was about to say that tradition is circumstantial depending on various factors, the age of the bride and the groom, the financial stability of the parents. I'd have been broke and if her family had been broke, I'd have been like, we'll just figure it out together. That's what people do, I think.
Starting point is 00:26:14 Absolutely. But like if her parents say they're not broke and you're broke, what are you going to do? Be broke. Have a broke wedding. You're going to let them favor. That's okay. Next up, not seeing each other until the ceremony. dumb.
Starting point is 00:26:27 I don't think that's dumb. I didn't do it, but it's not dumb. I think that it is just whatever the people want to do. I don't think either way is dumb. I'm not going to see her. It just seems weird. Here's why. Here's why.
Starting point is 00:26:39 Man, and I don't like to be emotional. I'm already walking in my mind through trying to not get emotional. Like I'm visualizing her walking down the aisle and me just not getting emotional over and over again. Because I want to be able to pull off my part of it. But I still want to experience that, like, Whoa not oh here she has let's take a picture together you know before the wedding I want to experience that like with everybody else like oh wow holy crap now everybody doesn't have to want to experience that but that's what I want to experience yeah I guess that's the reason for it I want to experience that entrance and like this that feeling of that's what I want
Starting point is 00:27:16 and so I mean I'm as responsible for that decision in our marriage wedding as she is because that's what I want I don't know what the dress looks like I don't know anything
Starting point is 00:27:28 I'm sure she's going to show up to be honest the bride should wear white people want that outdated why I want that well because originally white meant virgin right I get it
Starting point is 00:27:41 I get that it doesn't necessarily have to mean that anymore, but then it's like, oh, great. Then you look like everybody else, by the way. But honestly. So what if they only wear white if they're a virgin? Oh. Let's keep it real. My mom wore blue.
Starting point is 00:27:53 You'd have a lot of people lying about being a virgin, honestly. What? Oh, I was just like, my mom wore blue, which I always thought was weird, but then later in life, we learned she was pregnant with my sister. Oh. The bride's father giving her away. People say eliminate that.
Starting point is 00:28:08 I think that's sweet. What? Yeah. If he's around, do it. The, um, The slight hiccup in ours is, you know, she'll be doing a first dance with her dad. I don't have a first dance. So we're just like moving past it because my mom's not alive.
Starting point is 00:28:23 And so it's like there is no mother son dance. My dad, my biological father won't be there. Or I would just dance with him. Do you want to dance with me? But I don't know him. So I said, I'd have to dance with Ray though. Ray's shorter than I am. At least I could feel like still like, you know.
Starting point is 00:28:43 The garter toss. People would eliminate that. I'm fine, I'm eliminating that. That seems dumb to me. Are you all going to do that? I have no idea. Like the toss the bouquet and toss the garter? Oh, the garter does the guy toss that?
Starting point is 00:28:54 Yes. So you pull the garter off of her awkwardly while she sits on a chair. You don't have to do that. But then, yes. Some grooms do that. Yes. Oh, that I'm going to do it with my tongue. I'm going next level.
Starting point is 00:29:05 Oh, no. I think she can just take it off and hand it to you as well. They would do garter toss and toss the bouquet. I'm fine with that being gone. I don't care. either way about that. And then here's the one that I don't like
Starting point is 00:29:16 and don't want is throwing rice or bird seed. Like when people walk out and they do the goodbye. Don't do that. I don't know if that's
Starting point is 00:29:23 in the, I don't think that's in the cards. Don't do gravel. I don't know what you guys are grabbing. We don't want any of that happening, okay? You can do sparklers.
Starting point is 00:29:33 What a great. Pin wills. You throw sparklers at them? No, you hold the sparklers and they walk through. Lying them and toss them at us and we walk by it. You can do
Starting point is 00:29:42 pinwheels. wheels. You can like those little snakes as we walked through? Oh, nice. Throw poppers? Here's one extra one, the bride promising to cherish and obey her husband. I can tell you one thing Kayla will not be saying. If I'm just going out on a limb. No,
Starting point is 00:29:57 obey. So she's doing... I may be actually putting that in mine. But you're all are doing your own vows, right? Yes. And mine is a rap. What? I go, Eddie, give me that beat. And I'm... Yo, yo, yo. I'm glad everybody is here today. I got my girl,
Starting point is 00:30:13 Caitlin, she's on the way. See, I start saying that before she comes down. Like, I walk her down. Then you get, then you're going to get pulled quick. She's going to be like, ah, you stop that. She's going to hook me with that cane from the old school, like, 1920s act. So they pull them off stage with her neck. Stop that right now.
Starting point is 00:30:26 You're not really wrapping it, are you? Who knows? See, I'm glad you're standing behind me right now. I got a lot of things that tell you. And they go, wow. I think we should do it. Okay, I don't know. Caitlin might either love it or roll her eyes.
Starting point is 00:30:47 Amy's notorious for having texts, emails, just the red dots at like 320, text messages like 280, where I have no red dots on my phone. Like we could not live our lives differently in that way. Right, red dots don't bother me. If I get an email from someone at work going, hey, can you give me details on this? And I know I don't have the information right then. It drives me crazy that that one red dot is there. and I won't look at the email
Starting point is 00:31:12 because I know it'll be gone and I'll forget about it but I'll go home and immediately do it you don't no you're like we'll see what happens in March maybe you check on it I'm not that irresponsible but I mean it happens so tell Eddie what you did well so I cleared all my texts I went through I can't remember what I told you all I had
Starting point is 00:31:30 gave us an idea of how many I was over 130 something but text too are weird because text you need to get to yeah email you get but emails you get spam emails. It's like gaps got a sale. I don't give a crap. Right, a lot of those. However, text is always people reaching out. You don't get text spam? I do. Occasionally. Or I get like appointment verifications and then I know that I've got the appointment. And that's why you click why and you click yes for verification. Right. So or like there's a group text where maybe there's 15 people
Starting point is 00:32:01 replying or something and then I never go back to it. So I think that's how it adds up so quickly. And others I just genuinely do miss. It's unfortunate. but they just get so far down and then whoopsie. So I went through and I cleared every single one and I got it to zero. I had no red dot only on my text. Did you miss anything? Were you like, oh, I wish I would have seen this text?
Starting point is 00:32:21 Yeah, there's a few people I replied to from a few months ago. I was like, hey, I was like so sorry. I genuinely, I didn't mean to miss this. Like, what's up? So followed up on some things that got left hanging. They were like, do you think Tom Brady wins a Super Bowl? Right. So I felt good about that.
Starting point is 00:32:38 Like that made me feel. good. And then I saw the, just the clean slate there over on my text, like no red. And yes, I felt accomplished in that moment that I took the time to do it. And a few minutes later, I felt, it's fine, back to normal. It did nothing. Do you have any now? Yeah. It's already a little back red. But I did get it to zero and I took a screenshot for Peruf. And I think now I'm sitting at three. But why can't you right now, look at those story right now. Pull them up. Oh my gosh. Okay. Let's see who these three are that Amy's ignored.
Starting point is 00:33:11 Let's see if any of your spam. Now it's at four. Okay. Go ahead. Okay. Four would be a text that just came through. Okay. Not important.
Starting point is 00:33:19 Oh. They're listening right now. It is important. I'll get to it later though. Oh, my friend Jill and Heather from Saturday. But they were applying to something I already knew. And I could see the text. Same, same.
Starting point is 00:33:31 They put, that's all they replied. But how hard is it just push it and make it go away? My husband and somebody else on a group text, it's fine. and then also something notifying me that I paid my therapist. That's good. Yeah. Oh, wait. I bet now, hold on.
Starting point is 00:33:45 Let me go check the one that just came in. And, da-da-da-da, okay. Back to zero. It's that drum roll. I know. But so just, I mean, that's just how it shows me how we're so different, though, because I really don't care. Yeah, no, I don't have a single dot.
Starting point is 00:34:00 If it's an up, you need to update your phone. We'll do it at midnight. I'm like, no, no, no, please do it now. Please update the phone right now. My computer does that and I don't know how many times I probably clicked what the drop down that's like remind me tomorrow. Gas tank on full, phone fully charged. If my phone's not fully charged, if it's like 80 and there's a charger nearby, I'm plugging it into the charger. We just live our lives a different way.
Starting point is 00:34:22 The way you live is just as good as the way ever. I know literally like go out to the garage and my gas tank is on empty. Yeah, right now? Literally. It's the light came on my way here and I was like, I'll make it. I filled out my gas this morning and then got an extra gas can and filled it. You would. Health officials are warning U.S. residents of a disorder that's affecting millions of people.
Starting point is 00:34:41 Cell phone addiction. Excessive phone use can result in hampered ability to think creatively, dread, anxiety, or irritability when the phone isn't available. I do say, I can tell you, I do not have a phone addiction. Really? You don't. Is that right? Are you sure? You're looking at it right now.
Starting point is 00:35:01 I know, but if you were to take this, I like it. I love it. I love it. I want some more. You're addicted. But if you took it away from me. Oh, you would kill me. She would kill me.
Starting point is 00:35:11 You'd be like, give my phone right now. I would be fine. Okay, when is the last time you spent a number of hours away from your phone or intentionally put it away and did like a phone detox? Yeah, without Caitlin taking it away. Like nothing. I don't know because it doesn't matter. It's probably happened many times.
Starting point is 00:35:28 No. It's never happened. I don't believe I have a phone addiction. That's the problem with addiction. No, I don't. Oh, yeah. Denial is. the first thing.
Starting point is 00:35:37 It really is. I love it. I use it. It's a tool for me. Much like I'm not addicted to the hammer. But if I needed it all the time, I would be hammering stuff like
Starting point is 00:35:46 when I used to roof houses, I was hammering away. What? This is not just an analogy. Stop with a dumb analogy. Hammer. At all. You guys think you have?
Starting point is 00:35:54 Do you have phone addictions? No. It's been in my pocket all morning. I haven't even looked at it. I'm able to put it away. Like there's been weekends where I just completely put it away. It's not a big deal
Starting point is 00:36:04 that if I don't have my phone, for an hour, I start to itch, right? That's an addiction. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, nonprofit Christian University based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. They say higher education is outdated, irrelevant. Well, GCU doesn't settle for the status quo. They shatter it.
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Starting point is 00:39:50 That's get sunday.com. Got some voicemails last night. Let's plan for you. Long time. But I haven't heard y'all doing point of the months for a while. What happened with that segment? Well, today is the 13th. Mike, do you just want to do it today?
Starting point is 00:40:09 It's an easy one. You have one? Yeah. There's an easy employee of the month this month. And I hate to, Amy, you don't know who it is? I'm thinking. It's the easiest employee of the month we've ever had. Is it you?
Starting point is 00:40:22 She gives it to himself. It's me. That'd be hilarious. I mean, easy. It's the easiest. It's the easiest. Because something must have happened. Easiest employee the month ever.
Starting point is 00:40:35 Easiest. In the history of employee the month. Ever? Yeah. Ray? No. Mighty. No.
Starting point is 00:40:42 You. No. Eddie. Who walked from West Virginia? Oh, yeah. Eddie. Even out, I was like, what? Oh, sorry.
Starting point is 00:40:50 Who is it? Oh, yeah. That's solid. I should have done it already. I didn't. Employing the month is Eddie. Hey, what do I get? A parking spot?
Starting point is 00:40:58 No. No. Scoo his team never got a parking spot. You get here so early in the morning? Have all of them. Oh, thank you. I usually do. I'm a big.
Starting point is 00:41:05 All the spots. Yeah, we didn't draw that one out, but Eddie, you are the employee of the month. Thank you. No, seriously, what do I get? Well, you get, at some point over the next month, you get to pick a segment we do. Oh, okay. Any segment I want. It's like, hey, I'd like to do this as a segment.
Starting point is 00:41:22 I feel I can get that anyway, but okay. And Lunchbox isn't here again today. But when he comes back, what we'll do is, because I know he won't listen to the podcast. Oh, no. Oh, boy. Do you guys want to string it along again and make it the last tour of Lunchbox and Eddie and the Pagetti? No. I think that's a great idea.
Starting point is 00:41:39 No. I'm just kidding. But. It's me. It's me. Right. It's me. No, he's going to get so annoyed.
Starting point is 00:41:47 All right. All right. Let's, uh, here's the next voice. Hey, Bobby. Hey, studio. I am an emergency medical technician and a firefighter. And I start my first fire job ever. I'm really, really nervous.
Starting point is 00:42:02 If you guys have, like, any advice for me, anything, I would greatly appreciate it. Thank you. I give you a couple things. I don't know if it's advice, but number one is you got the job you're wanting. Congratulations, it's awesome. You've trained for this. If you didn't have this job, you'd be upset because you're like,
Starting point is 00:42:17 I trained for this. How did I not get this job? So be happy. You get to be nervous about something awesome. Like, and here's the second thing. You only have a few moments in your life where you get to be nervous for a good reason. And you're nervous because you have an awesome job that you've always won. So, yeah, nerves aren't fun, but the reason you have those nerves is pretty awesome.
Starting point is 00:42:37 So respect that, know that they're going to go away because they will. The longer you do something, the better you get at it, the less nervous you get. And we're proud of you. So there you go. You're out saving lives. That's pretty awesome. Here's Amy's pile of stories. So you can now use TikTok to help you find a job.
Starting point is 00:42:55 But they have put together TikTok resumes. It's not live, and it allows users to put together. together video resumes to help catch the eye of potential employers. Oh, it's like, watch, I'm dancing. Oh, look, I mean watermelon and mustard. Please hire me. No. It's all the dumb trends.
Starting point is 00:43:11 It would be more like job-oriented. And you can search jobs at TikTok resumes.com. So employees can search and employers can, like, post things to put things out there. Love it. I mean, TikTok is dominating right now. I haven't posted in a while, but I do still watch and scroll. A lot to watch on there. Louis Vuitton has teamed up with Wilson, you know, the basketball.
Starting point is 00:43:36 Company, oh yeah. And they came out with a limited edition Louis Vuitton basketball. You know people will pay for this crap too. Oh, they will, for sure. Wait, let me guess how much. Is it over a thousand bucks? Yes. It is, oh, you say that like it's way over a thousand bucks. Well, yeah, it's Louis Vuitton.
Starting point is 00:43:51 Like a purse is about this size and cost. But a purse you can use. What's so special about this? It says LV on it. I'm positive. That's all it is. Yeah. It's the LV NBA basketball.
Starting point is 00:44:02 How much? It's got the iconic monogram all throughout the leather. More than $3,000? It's $2,210. And you know nobody's going to play with this ball. A designer basketball, they might for a little bit, but then it's probably mostly for display. It's all.
Starting point is 00:44:20 I have Andre Dawson, 1977 rookie of the year signed baseball, right? I'm a huge Cubs fan. and so once we had a friend whose kid was over and he was like hey let's play ball and I said there's some balls over here but he went to a different part of the house and grabbed that ball and throwing it back and forth
Starting point is 00:44:37 and now there's scuffs all on it and that was a ball that wasn't supposed to be thrown or used he's like bouncing it on the ground that's the same with this if I said hey yeah I just grab one of the basketballs and they use this one that kid would never come back in the house again that's a ball not to be used unless you're like a multimillioner basketball player
Starting point is 00:44:57 No, but listen. Don't but listen to me with this one, Amy. I don't know anything you can say after a butt listen. Okay, I'm just saying our mall happens to have a Louis Vuitton and a Gucci store. And I'm shocked. Every time I go to the mall, the entrance I go in happens to be right by those. And I walk by, there is always a line to get in those places. And I'm like, what?
Starting point is 00:45:17 How, especially, I mean, even in the pandemic, we didn't, we were uncertain about the economy. Not Louis Vuitton and Gucci. Well, those things also you can use their purpose. I mean, it never goes down in value, really, too much. I mean, I don't know. I have no idea, but I'm saying with that, it's a purse. You can use it. You walk around with it.
Starting point is 00:45:33 The basketball, set it there. Anyway, I'm done. Okay. Well, speaking of spending money on things, Charlie Daniels's luxurious custom-built tour bus is for sale. Sometimes the raging idiots, y'all hit the road for things. Maybe y'all should buy Charlie Daniel's bus. It's only $250,000.
Starting point is 00:45:51 Yeah, $250,000. Which for a tour bus, because a nice new one's about a million bucks. Yeah. This one was originally built in 1994. But it's been updated. It does look good. And it's red, I think. Ooh. That's pretty cool.
Starting point is 00:46:03 It has your name on it. I don't need a tour bus. We don't tour enough. One time we had Leonard Skinner's tour bus, right? One time we had one of the, who are the two guys? I wish I was a little bit taller. That's two guys. No, the two white kids who are kind of like rapper.
Starting point is 00:46:21 What? What? No, they're not. They're not white. No, they're not white. It's the two, the two, ones, who cares? One of them lives here in town. I don't know, we use their tour.
Starting point is 00:46:33 Locash? No, they're like pop. Okay, I don't know. I don't know. I don't remember, man. Hey, turn the music down. It's like, dun da, d'i. All right, never mind.
Starting point is 00:46:42 Yeah, we'll think of it later. I made me that to my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news. With Amy. Tell me something good. So shout out to Officer Loo. Luke Polly with the Harper Woods Police Department in Michigan
Starting point is 00:46:59 because he was just doing his job responding to the scene of a rollover crash on a really busy highway. And his body cam and dash cam footage shows him running towards a burning car. Dang. And a woman has heard yelling, someone's trapped in the car, someone's trapped in the car. And shout out, like I said, Luke Polly, he hopped in, saved a woman from the burning car. Didn't phase him. One, you're running into a fire crazy. Right.
Starting point is 00:47:22 Two, that car might blow up. Yes. Although they normally don't blow up But it might blow up still And then three Two cops just put my Bronco to the side of the road So shut up All cops everywhere
Starting point is 00:47:33 The driver was taken in the hospital For treatment and is expected to be okay So yeah Just wanted to say thanks to Luke And they said Luke said Hey I was just doing part of my job description Love our police officers are out
Starting point is 00:47:45 Sacrificing every single day Making sure we're safe That is what it's all about That was tell me something good blows my mind that some of these old video games are selling for what they're selling for these days. An unopened Super Mario 64 game from 1996, which is if you had the Nintendo 64? Yeah. You got it.
Starting point is 00:48:09 Let's say you just lost the game. You put it somewhere packed it away. An unopened from 1996 sold for $1.56 million. What? It's not like there was a gold bar hidden in the game. an unopened legend of Zelda game from 1987 sold for $870,000. That's original Nintendo. But it's like these are now considered super collector's items in mint condition,
Starting point is 00:48:32 just like old baseball cards or paintings or isn't that wild that in 1996, unopened Mario 64 game for a million and a half dollars? I don't know what to say to that. Yeah. And who buys that? Exactly. Who buys that? And why?
Starting point is 00:48:48 Other collectors? It's just one person. He's got all of them. All the unopened games. Anyway, I saw that this morning. Bloom of mine. Here's a voicemail we got last night. This is voicemail number one, Ray.
Starting point is 00:48:58 Amy, I have some morning cornees for you. Here they come. Why can't you reserve a room at the library? Because they are booked. Where does a fish keep money in the riverbank? And when is a door, not a door, when it is a jar. Well, she did a whole routine there. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:17 That's one joke. I like it. Thanks everybody for coming out tonight. She's out. All right, let's go to Amy and get the Morning Corny. The Morning Corny. What does a panda use to make pancakes? What does a panda use to make pancakes?
Starting point is 00:49:33 A pan, duh. That was the Morning Corny. Amy, your son wants a new pet. Yes. And it is a... Parrot. Oh, yes. And it's going to be...
Starting point is 00:49:50 Amazing. And I've just got to figure out what kind of parrot. There are so many different parrots out there. I don't even know if some that are like actually parrots, but they're like cockatoos or I don't know, but they look like a parrot. Do they all talk? Because if I'm getting a parrot, I need that thing to talk. Yes. We want a talking one. And again, I'm in the beginning stages of research, but I know that our listeners are amazing. If any of them have parrots, like I'll take all the feedback. but I'm pretty pumped about this. The thing that makes me nervous, though, is a traumatic event from my childhood. So we are getting a cat, and then now we'll possibly be getting the parrot. And when I was younger, I had a bird, and the cage hung in my living room, and at Christmas
Starting point is 00:50:35 time, I wanted to decorate its cage with Christmas lights because I thought it needed to be festive. Well, we also had a cat that while we were on Christmas vacation, visiting my grandparents, like started playing with the Christmas lights and it scared the bird and had a heart attack and died. So we all didn't need to suffer that trauma with you right then. I know. That's a pretty bad story. I know. But that's what makes me nervous about having like a dog and a cat and a bird.
Starting point is 00:51:01 It's like I need everybody to get along and obviously I won't make the same mistake. But I need. I suffer that trauma with her. Now I'm sad. I need that just everybody to get along and that's a lot of pets to have in my home. I'm looking at prices of parents. Yeah. A cockatel.
Starting point is 00:51:19 A cockatoo? A cockatiel. Oh, there's a lot of different ones. $125 to $200 bucks. Is that green? They have a little green ones. The average price is 162. Mike, will you find me about which ones talk?
Starting point is 00:51:32 Because I ain't buying a parent unless it talks. Yeah, we need the talking one. Next up is a Kake. C-A-I-Q-U-E-S. I said it right, okay. For sure you did. How much is that? A thousand dollars.
Starting point is 00:51:47 Okay. Got to talk. Amazon parrots around a thousand bucks. An African gray parrot. Ooh. Average price is 2250. Oh, dang. That's a lot.
Starting point is 00:51:56 Oh, and by the way, let's not let it be lost. That when a parrot talks, that's amazing. How does a bird talk? Yeah. That's so wild to me. Now, it just repeats what you say, though. You know, it doesn't have a conversation. Like when we walk in.
Starting point is 00:52:12 That's all you guys do in here with me. I say something funny. like three days later. What? Let me just repeat it. Listen. What? I can't wait to come home and then we train it to when we walk in.
Starting point is 00:52:23 Will it be like, hello family? Well, no, my aunt. No, it has to repeat. Yeah, my aunt had one and her husband's name was Marcos. And she, in the pair would always say, Marcos, where are you? Markos, where are you? It's not repeating.
Starting point is 00:52:34 Yeah, he is. Yeah, he is. Because my wife, my aunt would say, Marcos, where are you? But I mean, he didn't have to hear that. Once he learned it, he would say it. Exactly. So like, once I teach it, hello, family.
Starting point is 00:52:45 it'll just say it. I mean, I can't wait. Bobby, when you come in, it'll be like... Amy's going to be Jack Hanna at her house. You're going to have animals. They're going to go over. Okay, here's the leopard. You're going to be Tiger King.
Starting point is 00:52:56 Yeah. So you're getting a cat. Cat will be here soon. Getting to parrot. We got to research the parrot. It's not happening right away. My great aunt had a parrot or a talking bird. I don't know what it was. And she had a monkey. Oh, yes.
Starting point is 00:53:09 And that monkey is a little monkey, spider monkey thing. He just throw crap at us. And then it got old and bit somebody. And the next thing I know I was gone, I don't know what happened. I don't know. I heard it went to a farm. Sure. Go with that.
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Starting point is 00:57:11 If you don't reply to this, we're going to shut your account down. next 24 hours. Like hit this link, sign up. It had a blue check mark on it. And so I hit the link and said, put in username. Looked legit. I put in Mr. Bobby Bones, which is my Instagram.
Starting point is 00:57:26 Instead put in your email. I was like, are your password? And I was like, I don't think I'd better do that. So let me get out again. So I messaged the account. And I was like, hey, what picture did I put up? Because I don't put up anybody else's pictures. And they were like, you've had a lot of complaints.
Starting point is 00:57:39 We need to know you're going to be shut down the next 24 hours. They started talking back to me. Weird. Because the account also said automated account. It had a blue checkmark And I was like, I'm not doing it And I showed Caitlin, I was like, this can't be real What I think happened was
Starting point is 00:57:52 They hacked into somebody That had a blue check mark, switched their name over And then they were able to go Have a blue check mark temporarily to try to steal Other people's names and passwords Crazy I almost fell for it I put in the first couple letters of my password
Starting point is 00:58:06 It was like I better not Oh, that's close So and I told them I said I know Zuckerberg I'll call them up, I'll make sure we're all good Oh, you told them that I did tell them that and they were like, good luck, sir. So now I'm kind of scared.
Starting point is 00:58:17 They are, going to shut me down? Maybe they are real. But no, it had a blue checker, and it was like, I am dot official, but it's like O-F-F-I-E-L. It was slightly misspelled, but I didn't give it up. I didn't do it. So if my account goes down today or I get hacked. That's why. Because one of the guys I know, he got, his account was hijacked by, like, people in Turkey,
Starting point is 00:58:39 and they have it, and they're like posting on it. They're like, all right, you want it back? Dusty Slay, the comedian, had his Facebook taken over by people in another country. And they were selling bags on it. What? Like handbags. How do they do that? They get the password.
Starting point is 00:58:52 They get the account. And then they have it. And then do whatever they want on there. Wow. So don't give people your passwords. I almost did it. It's good. Yeah, that's it.
Starting point is 00:59:02 Mike, do you see that? That wasn't on there the other day. Now they have pictures up. But they almost got me. What are you looking at? Dusty Slays? No, I am official. Oh, I'm a...
Starting point is 00:59:12 You even say it wrong. I'm official. Yeah, because they wrote it wrong. But how did they get a blue of check mark? I don't know. That was very difficult to get. Yeah, even for Amy. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:59:23 Tell people what happened to you. Okay, so I got an email notification from American Airlines with my, you know, AA rewards number attached to it that I had a flight last night from LAAX to Nashville. And I didn't book a flight at all. And so I'm like, is somebody flying back and traveling under my name and my AA number? So I called the airline to try to figure it out. And this is, you know, yesterday. And there's a four-hour wait to talk with someone, which is very normal.
Starting point is 00:59:53 I've been dealing with that with any summer travel. And I did the option where, hey, we'll call you back when it's your turn in line. So four hours later, they call me back, but I missed the call. So I was so annoyed. So I haven't been able to get an update as to what is happening. so I will talk to them today. But it's very scary that someone like traveled under my name with my rewards number. Right terrorist.
Starting point is 01:00:17 For sure. Yeah. Where were they flying to? From LAX to Nashville. Are you sure you just did an excellent book something? Yes. L-O-Wine. Trust me, I did, I kind of didn't trust myself.
Starting point is 01:00:27 You're doing some parent research. No. I went through and looked at it. No, no, I'm flying Southwest for that. I checked credit cards, everything. Like I have no payment to American Airlines. Airlines for this flight. It's very bizarre. So we're looking into it. Call today. My husband's looking into it. We're all looking into it. Like it's a thing. Call today. Be available for a callback.
Starting point is 01:00:48 I am going to be. Let us know tomorrow. It's very mad when I missed it. And don't put your password anywhere, guys. Period. Yeah. Are you more excited or freaked out that the U.S. military is testing an anti-aging pill? Oh, I'm not freaked out. I was like some Captain America stuff right there. That'd be awesome. The U.S. military is reportedly ready to test an anti-aging pill. It is being referred to as a human performance small molecule. If it works, it is going to improve areas like endurance, recovery time after an injury, also response time.
Starting point is 01:01:25 Because this is the professional athletes will get this secretly. Oh, yeah. We have to start testing for this. I would take it. Because here's the thing. Military wants soldiers to be able to stay alert, right? And be able to be better soldiers. Yeah, that's still a little bit scary.
Starting point is 01:01:41 Let's go. Give me one right now. I'll take it through any of my holes. Come on. Because, yeah, what are the side effects? Oh, I probably all. Yeah. You grow like a third arm. When you're 60, a third arm of here. No way this is good for you. Right. The war against aging is being fought as we speak in the United States of military, which is ready to test the new anti-aging pill. The reported benefits, again, all that stuff, response time even. Do you look younger? I don't know. I'd like that to happen.
Starting point is 01:02:07 That'd be cool. Although I just haven't been that focused on, like I don't do anything to my skin. I probably should. I don't even, I don't even... He means like wash his face. I don't even wash my face, Eddie. You know what I do?
Starting point is 01:02:20 I put it under the water. In the shower, that's it. Your shampoo is your face wash. Yes, I was about to say that. Whatever soap I have on my hand when I remember to wash my face, that's what I wash my face with. And Caitlin's like, aren't you worried about your face?
Starting point is 01:02:32 I was like, my skin? Not really. You know, my forehead. getting some wrinkles. Okay. I'm supposed to. That's what happens when you get older. That's right.
Starting point is 01:02:44 The only thing about me that I guess is staying sort of young, just like hoodies. Your style. Yeah, like sometimes I just wore comfortable clothes and sometimes it was comfortable clothes happen to look like Justin Bieber when he was 13. But if the U.S. militaries that were testing out a pill, would you like to have some?
Starting point is 01:02:58 Amy, would you take it? I mean, I guess I want to see what other people deal with. I'm not totally opposed to it. I just worry about these soldiers. And then, like, sure. it's healing them physically quickly, but then what about emotionally? What if it helps them emotionally? We never know until we take it.
Starting point is 01:03:14 Yeah. It just seems like some Captain America stuff right there. It does for sure. It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Tell me something good. Diane Feinstra saw a high heart rate warning on her watch, an Apple Watch. It said 169 beats per minute, which is wildly high because I will be working out and I keep
Starting point is 01:03:34 mine. I just now have been exposed to an Apple Watch. Pretty cool. I don't know that it's really. worth it if you're just generally wearing a watch but I wear my one to work out but it gets up to 150 160 when I'm really cooking
Starting point is 01:03:46 it was 169 for her for just chilling wow which is crazy and she was like uh-oh so they take her to the hospital she goes they're like you had a heart attack wow she was like what and so if it wasn't for her watch telling her that her heart went way up
Starting point is 01:04:03 and the heart attack they wouldn't have gone in and saw that she had a blockage in her widow maker her artery. Widowmaker, that's a scary one. No. I don't care if it's a hill
Starting point is 01:04:14 you're snowboarding down. That's a terrible name. Yeah, it's a terrible. That artery can make you a widow. Yes. Or can make somebody else a widow. Wow.
Starting point is 01:04:24 Yeah, your artery won't make you a widow. That's true. Not me because I'm in the guess. But the Apple Watch saved her. It were like, hey, you need to go. Your heart rates high. I tell you, I like mine. I don't think I'd recommend it though,
Starting point is 01:04:37 Unless you have some. Yeah, but I mean, that's the best PR ever. It saved a woman's life. Mike, do you have one and you lost yours or something? It broke. I don't see you rushing to get another one. No, I was good without it. Doesn't yours remind you to breathe or something sometimes?
Starting point is 01:04:51 It's the stupidest thing. It'll go, you need to breathe. No, it's not stupid. It's actually a good to be reminded. Sometimes I look at it and go, you're stupid. No, it's reminding you to take breath race. So when it says that, have you not taken a breath in like a minute? Sometimes I'll hold my breath just to make it mad.
Starting point is 01:05:04 I'm like, I'll show you. And sometimes it goes, you need to stand up. I'm like, you need to sit down. Yeah, you don't tell me what to do. I'll stand up when I'm good dang ready. This Apple Watch telling me what to do. Probably listen to everything I'm saying. Oh, yeah, for sure is.
Starting point is 01:05:16 It tells you to stand up. Yeah, I'll just go, hey, you need to stand up. You need to move around this hour. And what do you say, shut up? Well, I'll just take it off and lay it on the table. So you stand up now. You've got any legs anymore, do you? That's funny.
Starting point is 01:05:27 All right. Well, that was a good story, huh? Mm-hmm. We tend to take everything good and put a little spin on it sometimes. All right, there you go. That's what it's all about. That was tell me something good You know we want your calls
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Starting point is 01:06:10 Let's do the top songs and country music this week. At number three, Jason Aldeen, blame it on you. And number two, Coleswindale single Saturday night. And at number one, Chris Young and Kane Brown, famous friends. You know who's really nice, and I've said this before. It was really nice as Cole Swindell. I'm going to tell you a story about. Cole Swindell. And I know he's not up early enough to hear me say this, so there's anything about
Starting point is 01:06:48 that, but I was on his Instagram. First of all, I sent me a pair of shoes, like, he sent me two pair of shoes over the past year, like he'd see something in my life, and he'd send it over to the house, a pair of shoes, sent a pair of red basketball shoes once, then he sent a pair of golf shoes over. And I don't hang out with Cole, so it's not like we're close enough friends that he should be doing this. He's just such a nice guy. And so I was looking at his Instagram story, and he put a picture up of him and some old t-shirts, and just want to crook and chase. who they, if you grew up when I did and you listen to country music or you watch them on TV, Crook and Chase did the countdown. It was Crook and Chase's a week of the countdown in country music.
Starting point is 01:07:23 And I loved Crook and Chase. And they were like the case to case on, but of the country world. And so he had a Crook and Chase shirt on. And I was like, dude, that is the most legit shirt I've ever seen because I love and even had a chance to spend a little time with Crook and Chase. And he's like, I'll send it right over to you. I'll get it washed if you want it. I'll send it to you. And I'm like, who does that?
Starting point is 01:07:43 That's awesome. Because it's not like it's a vintage shirt. It's not like you can just go buy another one. Right. And it's not like that was $10. Vintage crap is expensive even if it's crap. Not that that was, but I'm saying sometimes you go to a store and it'll be like Huey Lewis in the news, 1986 tour.
Starting point is 01:07:57 It's got 19 holes in it, $400. I'm like, what is happening right now? But yeah, that's just my little sidebar to tell you guys, because I always want to know when the people that I look to take in their art, their music, they're acting. I like to know if they're really as cool as they seem. And I got news for a lot of folks. Some of these artists ain't that cool and they ain't that good of people.
Starting point is 01:08:16 But some of them are. They're great. And Coles Wendell is one of them that's just fantastic. Like A plus chef's kiss of a person. Thank you. Didn't even have that plan to say. I got good sleep last night and I'm shot out of a can of today. I feel like that song, I feel, it already like made it to the top at some point. No, here's what happened.
Starting point is 01:08:35 Play single Saturday night again. Please write. It's not that it made it to the top. It's that it's taken so long. He played it under St. Radio, or he played it like last year and it's taken that long. All right, yeah, no, it is, it is bizarre.
Starting point is 01:08:50 Did he play it at St. Jude Radiothon? He played it at something last year. And the bizariness is that it took so long to get to number one, but it is going to get to number one. Yeah, and then other songs just shoot straight to the top. But here's the thing. For some people, like a number one song, nobody knows them because they go and they come.
Starting point is 01:09:06 The country charts are rubbish, right? They're rubbish. They're all past, they're just passed along through record labels. I read this and sometimes we go, well, that top three sucked. But sometimes there's a song that doesn't even hit number one that's amazing.
Starting point is 01:09:19 So I read them to you because it's fun to talk about. And sometimes I have a good Coleswendole story like, hey, like that's, we've maybe hung out twice ever in our life. But like, that's the guy that you hope he is in country music.
Starting point is 01:09:32 That's the guy. Yeah. And I learned something. Because if we'd played a game and you said that name a Coleswendo number one song, I probably would have already named that one. It hasn't even hit it yet.
Starting point is 01:09:42 By the way, it's just been written on my screen from Mike D. He's in this Friday. Did not know. Oh, nice. I did not know that. Well, now I got to be embarrassed when he comes in because I was like giving him a back rub on the air. You know what I mean? No, you don't have to call it that either. Coming in Friday morning is David Lee Murphy, Colson, Coleswindell, and Shy Carter performing their new song together. How about that? Awesome. There you go. Number one pop song. And Old Town Road was never a number one pop song. Oh, wow.
Starting point is 01:10:14 Really? Which is weird. Yeah. Lil Nas X, call me by your name. Call me when you want. Call me when you need. Call me in the morning. I'll be on the way.
Starting point is 01:10:23 Call me when you want. What's crazy about the little Naz X and the big controversy of it's not a country song? Now they're trying to make this Nelly song a little bit of country song. It's the same. Right. Like, stop it. Like, make Nelly is a country song. Great.
Starting point is 01:10:37 But don't, but don't say old. You can't say one is like a song that's someone coming from like the hip hop. world and go, well, that's not country. And then another one is. Like, don't be hypocrites, country music. To me, they're both great. Let's go. If people like them, we let that determine what gets played. But don't be hypocrites.
Starting point is 01:10:57 Don't go, whoa, we're never going to play Lil Nas X. Old, and by the way, no one's playing it now because it's not current. But back in the day, there's any country song. Okay. But we're going to play Nelly a little bit, which by the way, I like the song. But let's not be hypocrites about it, country music radio. What else? I'm on one today.
Starting point is 01:11:13 Brace yourselves for today Until. Maybe you have the number one like alternative or something? I do. Imagine Dragons follow you. That's a good one. Yeah, that's a good one, right?
Starting point is 01:11:25 Oh yeah. Yeah, this is a good one. I'm trying to think of a story. I don't have one. No Imagine Dragon story? Never met him. You did it. Or I guess we didn't meet them.
Starting point is 01:11:33 I saw the carline like a cut off t-shirt. Yeah, yeah. And I was like, I wonder who's security that is. Nope, it's the lead singer of Imagine Dragon. Cut off t-shirt and cut off shorts. Yeah, and I can respect. that. Yes. Because you know what? Guy just wants to be comfortable. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:11:46 If one thing I respect is being comfortable later in life. Let's go over and do the news. Bobby's Big. Stories. Well, some interesting ones today. A 15-year-old in Ohio was at home with three other kids when someone tried to break in. But the kid chased the guy away
Starting point is 01:12:03 with a samurai sword. Wow. Oh. Yes. A man is in jail after deputy said he tried to break into a home where four children were inside according to family members, the kids called 911, and the 15-year-old celebrating his birthday chased the suspect away with a samurai story he recently bought on vacation.
Starting point is 01:12:20 Dispatch first received a 911 call about 1 p.m. Wednesday. The kids were 11 to 15. The father pulled up home surveillance on his phone and saw the man causing damage to his property, including appearing to hammer the pool. What? I mean, you can't destroy a pool with hammering it.
Starting point is 01:12:35 Yeah. Well, why? Okay. Yeah, that's kind of a dirt bag thing to do. Right. Like, just steal my watch. You don't have to go and break my pool. Right. That's going to be expensive.
Starting point is 01:12:44 According to a 911 call, the suspect broke a window and tried to get into the house. Here's a clip from W.HIO TV 7 and Dayton, Ohio, of the father being interviewed. They screamed and ran and hid in the closet. And our oldest boy, he actually grabbed a samurai sword and ran after the guy. It takes a special kind of someone to just, you know, break in your house that way. You know, especially after seeing the kids, like, I'm more worried about tonight when they go to bed. Don't you wish that kid would have just stabbed him? Oh, man.
Starting point is 01:13:13 Like, ah! Yes, I told you all about my plan. I have my African spear by the door, and not as my plan of attack is to charge and point the thing right into their abdomen. Wow. Like a movie. If it goes well, enough, that's what will happen.
Starting point is 01:13:29 Second story, police worldwide are looking for a woman who allegedly took advantage of her job in a big way. Police say she was working as a currency packing assistant, packing stacks of money into cases for banks, betting shops and other businesses. They kept large amounts of cash around. She disappeared with $10 million. Ooh.
Starting point is 01:13:45 Police said they believe she packed security bags, as usual, but instead of sending them out to the customer, she snucked them out of the building in a trash container and then loaded them into a Mercedes-Benz minivan van with stolen plates. How much did she make off with? Police said the woman who was missing took almost $10 million. Wow. She's gone.
Starting point is 01:14:00 It was four days before anyone noticed the money gone. Mexico? Something like that. I don't know. I don't know. Like Mexico, though, has laws and cops, but I guess you can just pay them off. That's why they go there. That's what I hear.
Starting point is 01:14:13 But I still don't want to go there to pay people off because then you're dealing with the cartel. A currency packing assistant, right? That's what she was. Packing stacks of money into cases for banks, betting shops, and other businesses. So it's places that had much cash and they have to have somebody, I guess, go, okay, let's contain this and can take it to the bank. But she would just wild. This has to be more than one person involved in this. I was thinking that.
Starting point is 01:14:39 And we haven't seen lunchbox in about five days. He finally did it. This is it. He finally did it. We never see him again. Let's see. And finally, one more story. If you're having trouble finding the love of your life,
Starting point is 01:14:54 you may just want to wait a few years, because according to a scientist, there will be more options than just human companions. Dr. David Levy insists that relationships with robots may become more commonplace in the next 30 years. Oh my gosh. He believes there will be no stigma attached to marrying a robot by the end of the century. Okay.
Starting point is 01:15:11 Yeah. I mean, in the century, maybe no stigma, but. There's still stigma on crazy things from a long time ago. There's still stigma on Tinder. And you're going to tell me we can bang a robot or whatever. A what? Okay. I think they just said, I think they just said companionship.
Starting point is 01:15:30 That's what they meant, Amy. Well, no, there was more to the story. No. I just left that part out. Just as it's accepted in most countries, we can marry people so sex robots and marriage robots will be accepted. That's what it says. Okay. Is accepted in quotes?
Starting point is 01:15:45 No. I don't believe it either. I'm reading you the news. Oh, I know. This is hardcore. This is cutting news. I had it. We find out Caitlin's a robot.
Starting point is 01:15:54 What? That'd be crazy. All of a sudden, she's drinking water and, like, pours it down her shoulder accidentally. She starts to... Smoke comes out of her ears. I'm going to think of it. I've never seen her drink in front of me. Okay.
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Starting point is 01:20:07 27? Following the loss of 27 contacts. A surgeon had to go and remove them. She's 67 years old. She was unaware that she had lost the lenses. She had thought, well, I'm just getting older. My eyes are uncomfortable. I keep losing my contacts.
Starting point is 01:20:22 And they went in. She had 27 contacts shoved in her eye. So she thought they had fallen out, but they had really just rolled back. quote from the optometrist we've never seen anything like this before it was a massive crowd of lenses the 17 were glued together the other ones were in different places
Starting point is 01:20:38 oh my oh my she's an older lady though right 67 yeah but that's not a hundred you're right you're right it's not I mean when we were kids 67 was old very old and now 67 like Sharon Stones
Starting point is 01:20:50 and a thong on Instagram going look at me is she really I'm 67 I miss that not that exactly but you know what I'm saying 67's different. Yeah, 67 is very different. I think the comparison that really got me was the year that Shakira and JLo did the halftime show at the Super Bowl.
Starting point is 01:21:08 And they're up there in their fifth. No, and they're 50. No bones. But then Blanche on Golden Girls at the time of fielding that show was like 50. So, I mean, think about that. That's how it's changed drastically. Yeah, 67's different at this point. 67's the new 50, Eddie.
Starting point is 01:21:24 Here is voicemail number. Play this one from last night. Bobby, I will. I benched watched all your Breaking Bobby bones the other day. I really got into that truck driving one. As a driver trainer, I was on the edge of my seat. Watch your RPM. Watch your RPM.
Starting point is 01:21:40 Downship. Hit that. Oh, I was, yeah. You did a good job. Good job. I love the show. It was great. Thank you very much.
Starting point is 01:21:47 You can watch it on Disney Plus. Our final two episodes are this week on Nat Geo, the live show. I think it would be fun to go do a live breaking Bobby bones, but I might die. That's the problem with it. That'd be the cool thing about that. But wouldn't that be like a live special where they're like, all right, we're going to see if you can actually stick his head in the lion's mouth. And everybody's like, ooh.
Starting point is 01:22:04 And they're like, he's not trained at all. And I wouldn't be. And then you do a live version. We'll do it. I don't have the power to call up Nat G or Disney and go, I demand a live version. We don't have to say it that way. They don't really listen to me. They don't care what I have to say.
Starting point is 01:22:21 They just want to see analytics. You can't do a how about. I got an idea. Right. Present it more instead of demand. And then we have the Nat Geo woman. What is her name? She's like very high up.
Starting point is 01:22:33 She comes on the show. She runs the entire company. Exactly. Sorry I forgot her name. Yeah. But thank you for that. You can watch it. A lot of people talk about the Grand Canyon episode,
Starting point is 01:22:43 and that was the scariest thing I've ever done. But the scariest I've ever been for other people's when I was driving the 18 wheeler on the road, never having been in one before. Yeah. But thank you. I will tell Courtney Monroe, president of Nat Geo,
Starting point is 01:22:57 that you said we demand a live. I didn't. I said you should present it in another way. Okay, a couple Amy calls. Let's go over to Jacqueline in Colorado who's listening, and we're talking about Amy. Amy wants a parrot. Her son wants a parrot. Now Amy wants a parrot. Yes. Jacqueline, talk to us here.
Starting point is 01:23:12 Good morning. Amy, do you have any idea how long parrots live? I mean, I've heard a really long time. Like I'll be able to pass it along. 100 years? Oh. Am I wrong? Actually, macaws. Macaws can live up to 100 years.
Starting point is 01:23:27 cockapoo's can live 50 to 80 years. So, yeah, you have to prepare for that. Make sure you have someone that's going to take it when you're gone. Yeah, for sure. Okay, as long as you know. Who's going to take it? My son is 10 now, you know, so we get it now. He can have it with him for the rest of his life.
Starting point is 01:23:44 And then he'll have kids one day. He can pass it down. You imagine him trying to date, you know, like, you got a parrot? Yeah, my mom bought one when I was a kid. Our kids are going to have it. You want to have a pair for 100 years? Well, it says... This isn't as Susan B. Anthony
Starting point is 01:23:59 Nickle or whatever. I mean, that's if we get lucky. I mean, 100 years, that's long time. Yeah. Might be shorter. Cockapoo. Kakapoo. Kakapoo.
Starting point is 01:24:09 That's it? I don't know. I say cockapoo. Cockapoo. Cockapoo. Cockapoo. Gacapoo. Y'all, I'm bringing my birds out.
Starting point is 01:24:17 I'm bringing them in. We got to stop with the birds. Okay. Thank you, Jacqueline. Grateful for your call. Yes, thank you. All right, bye-bye. Heather in Idaho is on the phone.
Starting point is 01:24:25 Heather, thank you for calling the show. What's going on. Good morning, studio. Morning. Hey, I have a parrot. It's Danande Conyer. He's about five years old now, and he's amazing. I absolutely love him.
Starting point is 01:24:38 He talks. However, he squeals constantly if he does not get enough attention. So if anybody in your house suffers from anxiety, you should think just a little extra because he can drive everybody crazy. Shoot. But Ray does that in this room. And this thing, he screams. He screams.
Starting point is 01:25:00 You know, so you could probably handle that. Yeah. We'll figure it out. Thank you for your call. I tell you, I went to the Apple store and I had to get a charger for my computer. And they now sell the chargers in like three different parts. And I love Apple. Got my Apple watch, which I have and I use.
Starting point is 01:25:17 I like it a little more now because it's not, I updated it. It's working pretty good. But we went and they had these things called Air Tags, basically a little tracking dots. Yes. Did you buy it Apple? And Caitlin and I were like, well, that's interesting. Because she saw on TikTok where someone had used it and put in their dog collar.
Starting point is 01:25:32 And so I'm asking the guy about it. I'm like, how often we have to charge these things? He goes, you don't. He goes, they're like a watch batteries. They'll ask for a year. And you get another one. They're like 25 bucks apiece, but they come in a box of four. So we put one in the elder's collar because she loves to escape and run away.
Starting point is 01:25:44 And we put one in my wallet, one in the car keys. Caitlin has one on her. And it works the same as like find my iPhone. And it will literally walk you to something if it's 20, 30 feet away. And there's also a button you push. And the tag will go, so you can hear it. That's awesome.
Starting point is 01:26:00 How does it stick her? How does it get into the collar? Well, it doesn't. So, for example, they do have like little keychain things. You can stick it in the keychain. With her, they have a little tab. And I stuck it in the little rubber tab. And then we just attach that to her collar.
Starting point is 01:26:11 Okay. It's fantastic. So I'm, again, they're not cheap, but 25 bucks a piece. But for us, because Ella will run away. We don't know how she gets out sometimes. And we can't find her. We're all down the road yelling, oh, there, bacon, treat. Just anything.
Starting point is 01:26:26 but it's just a fantastic thing that makes us feel better because we can now wallet, keys, luggage when we travel if we're traveling. How far does it track it? To the end of the earth? Maybe even to Mars. To Mars. Yes, it's anywhere anywhere because it's like find my iPhone. If someone steals your phone, you get on your computer, you can find my iPhone.
Starting point is 01:26:48 You can see it. It's amazing. It is, yeah. I heard Richard Branson had it in space and I tracked them. Really? That's what I heard. A guy in New York City learned a harsh lesson about
Starting point is 01:26:58 just paying attention to what's happening when you're in the casino. He hit it big playing the slots at the Wind Creek Casino and he scored a $1,956 jackpot but he forgot to take his cash redemption ticket when you hit it gives you a ticket
Starting point is 01:27:15 it doesn't go spit the money out he goes here's a ticket for how much you want. He walked away and so somebody saw that ticket, cashed it. No. Don't they have video of him getting it? They got the money. There's no good news to end to this or be in Tell Me Something Good.
Starting point is 01:27:29 It's good news for the guy that found it. Yeah, 39 after, will you tell me something sucky? Yeah. That's what right now is. 55 after us tell me something good. 39 after us tell me something sucky. Dang. That stinks, though, huh?
Starting point is 01:27:41 Amy saw a street sign and she was just so ready to tell me about it this morning. Go ahead. Tell everybody. Yes. Okay. Hold on. I started looking up weird street names, so then I need to go see which one it is. I can tell you what it is. It's Bonerwood. Yeah, that's it. There's a street near here called Bonerwood. Bonerwood. I drive by and I'm like, oh my gosh, there's Bonerwood.
Starting point is 01:28:02 It's all one word. If you say it separately like that, of course. It's all one word though. So I just definitely threw me off because it's like... Where do you live? Bonerwood drive. Right. But really where do you love? That's what I started to wonder about people that have to give out that as an address if someone
Starting point is 01:28:19 asks for it. And that's where I started Googling some other ones. So they were in my head. I was like, these poor people, like, have to live on these streets. Did someone not think this through? Like, somebody approves that. Well, so, Scoob, Steve, because it's spelled B-O-N-E-R. W-O-O-D.
Starting point is 01:28:34 There's some cities around the country that we're in, and I just that prefix, I think it's Bonnerwood. No, but it looks like Bonner. But it's definitely Bonner. But it's spelled B-O-N-E-R-Wood. No one would say Bonner-W. Well, the English language is all messed up like NASA. No, it's not. Do not insult the English language.
Starting point is 01:28:52 I mean, I guess Scoobo Steve's probably correct. I mean, this had to pass city council. That's cool. No, you're Bobby. But, okay, Bonerwood, funny. But when I grew up on Pecker Metal Drive. See? See?
Starting point is 01:29:07 No, Amy, it's a joke. No, I know he didn't really, but I mean, someone probably did. Look. You think somebody grew up on Pecker Metal Drive? Look, boner, look, there's Bonerwood Drive. Then right next to that is Bonerwood Court. Well, that's where they have all the legal proceedings. See, but he said it could be Bonner, but like, that's B-O-N-N-E-R.
Starting point is 01:29:29 Boner. This is not, and this is six miles away from us. Some poor people have to hand that out. You know, someone's like, oh, can I get your address real quick? What we do is we send lunchbox out, I think he's back tomorrow, to find somebody who lives there and be like, hey, what's the name of the street? Oh, perfect. And then they're like, boner or bonner. We'll see.
Starting point is 01:29:46 And he needs a sample size of like five. Okay? And then after they say the name. Does he start laughing? Hysterically, where he can't even breathe. He falls down on the ground. Say it again. Say it again.
Starting point is 01:29:57 I do it! He calls his friend up on the phone. Okay, Amy, we'll find. I agree with you. I think it's Bonerwood. No, yeah. And I also think it's hilarious. It is, and yes, we're 12, but also I need to know why it got approved.
Starting point is 01:30:11 There's a cleaning fairy that went into the wrong New Jersey house. The guy did a TikTok on it, and it explained exactly what happened here. So I go there today. tells me that there's a key under the mat. Simple enough, get the key, go into the apartment, clean the entire apartment. So he calls me and he's like, yo, where are you? And I was like, I'm in your living room waiting for you to walk in. I'm playing with your cat. He goes, uh, man, I don't have a cat. What? So comes to find out that I cleaned the wrong apartment and broke in and cleaned somebody's random apartment. You're welcome? Oh no.
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Starting point is 01:34:30 Then he sees a car roll through a red light. He's like, ooh, let me pull this guy over. He sees that there's two people in the car. And as he's pulling him over, the lights are on, he sees a little switcheroo happening. The driver is slowed down, but he's trying to get in the passenger seat. And the other person's trying to get in the driver's seat. Oh, man. This is it.
Starting point is 01:34:47 switch to root. Not a bad idea of they're drunk, right? Well, bad idea to be drunk, for the record, until everybody starts messaging me. Horrible idea. So he pulls up and he looks in there, he's like, all right, you two get out of the car. The girl, the one driving now, breath elizer comes in, she's drunk too. So they're both drunk and they both get busted for DUI. Thank goodness. Nobody got hurt, Ann. Why would they switch if the other one had been drinking?
Starting point is 01:35:11 No idea. I guess the girl thought she was... Amy goes, they were drunk. Yeah, like Eddie said. Amy looked at me and goes they were drunk. Because that was Eddie's point. It's like not a bad idea when you're drinking. Like you do stupid stuff when you're drinking. Unfortunately, they were just behind the wheel.
Starting point is 01:35:24 I'll tell you, two people pulled up to my house yesterday. I was ordering some Uber Eats or Postmates, one of the two. And two people had pulled up, and I swear to you one of them was eating my food. Oh, no. Either they were eating some of my food when they pulled up or they were eating some other food when they pulled up. Yeah. No. And either way, it did not look good because as I see I'm pulling into the drive, they're like, and then they reached down to get my food.
Starting point is 01:35:44 It looked like they were eating my food. That's messed up. You should not eat anything when you're pulling in someone's dry because it looks like you're eating food. Yeah, but you know if someone... Listen. I know, and it looked like it. I've had to accept. Sweet potato fries.
Starting point is 01:35:55 Yes. That's right. And what's better to eat the sweet potato fries from... Because you don't even notice they're gone. Exactly. I have already come to terms of the fact if I order anything that is involving French fries, they're eating one. All I know is when I look this lady in the eye who was riding passenger, who handed me my food, it looked a lot like the eyes of someone who had just eaten sweet potato fries. She looked guilty.
Starting point is 01:36:15 Yes. Got a little something on your face. All right, Eddie. Good story. That's not a good story. That's a bad story. That's a funny, though. Yeah, it's a funny story.
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Starting point is 01:36:57 So I'm doing that. I'm shooting at the Grand Ole Opry. I'm doing today. I'm gonna work out at 1.30. My trainer guy is extremely intense. His name is Kevin Klug. Have I heard of him? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:37:13 Yeah, I've seen him. And I see his truck. Everywhere. I saw it this morning. Really? Seriously. He's like my friend until it starts. But we're not friends during the workout.
Starting point is 01:37:24 Oh, yeah? He's too intense. He yells at you and stuff? No, he doesn't yell, but he's like, hey, we're on. Rest over. And I'm like, well, we were just cracking jokes five minutes ago. Remember we were having a good time talking about life? It's hard.
Starting point is 01:37:38 But my day today is pretty full, but happy. That's the case. Amy, what's up with you today? I'll probably work out, but I'm my own trainer, so, you know, I go. go with the flow, take a few phone calls while I do it. I wish I could do that. Crack some jokes on my own. I have, also I have a podcast interview and then therapy, so
Starting point is 01:37:56 that's my day. Eddie, what's up with you, buddy? I'm not working out. And then I have a... Listen, I got a wedding. No, I know, I know. And I got to slowly somehow get ready for this thing. No, but Parker McCollum is coming in around noon. We're shooting some video here, so that'd be kind of cool. I've said it many times about Parker McCollum. Didn't think I'd like him.
Starting point is 01:38:14 just because he's like young and good looking dude and good singer has everything I always wish I had but I love him yeah I've hung out with them a few times and every time I meet him and hang out with him and I'm like dang I like that guy more and more yeah yeah he's very nice yeah he's kind of a great dude well well well we end today's show bye everybody bobby bones all right if you have ever dealt with a traditional home security company you know the drill expensive monthly fees contracts that lock you in for years and waiting around for a technician to set everything up. It's a lot. Well, now they're Simply Safe. They have completely changed the game. SimplySafe has no long-term contracts, no hidden fees, no being trapped. They earn your business by actually keeping you safe, not by locking you in.
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