The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby & Amy Have An Awkward Moment + Monday Morning Confessions

Episode Date: May 21, 2018

Amy talks about an awkward moment she had with Bobby recently. Listeners call in to share their Monday Morning Confessions. New artist Tenille Townes stops by the studio. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Yeah Yo Sometimes people will wonder How do you do the show From cities It's pretty easy now And so I think sometimes You don't even notice it

Depending on how good the studio is That I'm working from But I'm actually in Los Angeles With Mike D And Amy Eddie lunchbox I mean the rest of the crew's in Nashville And so I'm so ready to be home though It's hard to see you though

With that camo hoodie on Oh It's like he's missing the top of his head No What What? It's a hoodie Eddie He has a shirt.

Oh, sorry, I'll picture of a hat. My bad, my bad. All right. Hey, like they say, speak when spoken to. Oh, yes, sir, sorry. That's wrong. By the way, I was watching Eddie's N's story. What, which one?

He was cooking meat, and it looks so good. See, I told you. What kind of meat? All the kinds. All the kinds. He had three layers of meat, Amy. And he had been cooking it for hours and hours and hours. Oh, yeah, I saw that in your master bill.

I'm just telling you, I can do that kind of stuff for maybe a Memorial Day pool. party. Eddie, if I invite you to the pool party, will you be the head chef? Is the question. Of course. I wouldn't want anyone else to cook. I'm the best cook out of everyone. But if I have this, and I know I'm having the party, but if I do invite you, ooh, and the guest list is getting, it's getting hard now. How many people? Like, what are you at? Well, I'm going to tell you what I looked up, is I looked up how much a DJ would be to hire for the pool party. DJ? Okay. How much? Well, I've been talking about. I've been talking about. I've been talking.

to a couple. I don't know if I'm going to get one or not. But I did look it up. Like I feel like if I'm going to have a party, because I never had a party. Yeah, yeah. Go big or go home. Like if I'm going to have a party, I'm going to have a party. Remember when you moved in and you said your neighbors were like, oh, we're worried about big parties with this guy. But it's Memorial Day. It's awesome. What time is the party? It probably from like noon, noon. No, no, no. Like, probably noon to five or so, something like that. Five. Okay.

And I'm like, something like, you don't have to leave, but you have to be gone by then at night. For sure. But yeah, something like that. I'm trying to see how much DJs cost. Is that what am I going to do? I'll play music the whole time from my phone? Yeah, no. I mean, that would be all sad music.

So, yeah, yeah, everybody hurts. Cold play. Yeah. So if you come, Eddie, you are taking the role of Head Chef. Yes. Wait. So, I haven't invited you yet. No, okay.

So what about your wife and kids? No, they have. I mean, yeah, they're coming. I mean, but they're just interested in the pool, honestly. Like, they just want to swim. But my point is you'd have to get there early. Well, unless I smoke the meat before I go. And I can just take the prepared meat with me.

I need my head chef to be there. Oh, is that what you need? Yeah. So you need me there like at, you know, 8 a.m. He wants, like, all the feels, like the smells. I have a mod coming. The mod's flying in. I heard.

For the party? Yeah, I was like coming out Saturday. That's awesome. Stay Memorial Day weekend. Yes, Amy. So far, he's invited our photographer, Zach Massey, and our friend that lives in Austin out of town to go to this party before me and lunchbox. I mean, you know you're going to get invited.

No, no, Amy, I don't know. Why? Because I think it'd be a funny bit to not invite a call people and just have him hear about it on the air. Come on. How funny would that be? Dude, you're going to make him mad. Me? No.

Make you mad. I'm good. I know he wants the best person at the party. so he's just waiting for the best for last, so I'm just chilling. Who's the best person? Amy? Me. Like, what kind of party would it be if I'm not there?

It's going to be kind of lame. It'd be kind of fun, actually. Eddie. Yeah. If I had to pick to invite either you or Lunchbox. You'd pick me because I can cook. Oh, lunchbox, what do you bring to the party? The party?

What do you mean? The party. Like, he brings the life at the party. He acts like he does keg stands. He's not even the party. a life of the party anymore. He's older and he's calmed down. Do you break dance? What kind of things would you do to bring a life to the party?

I mean, can you imagine how boring it'd be? Everybody's sitting around, hi guys. What? You think that's what we're going to do? But what are you going to do? That's that changes there. I mean, I'll be throwing cannonballs off the side. I mean, throwing people in the pool. So you think cannonballs and throwing that's what you're doing, I don't want

you there. I don't want to get thrown in. Pissing people off, throwing them in the pool, throwing drinks in their face. You guys want a party. That's not a party in my mind. I mean, body shots, we can do it. I mean, it's a Memorial Day party. Body shots.

Our kids are going to be there. Body shots. All this is doing is pushing me away from my body. My kids are going to be like, Danny, what's it doing over there? What's the hairy guy doing? Is there going to be like a bartender? Oh, now I got to hire a bartender? Why don't know you're being a T.J?

First of all. There's going to be someone blowing balloons and making animals out of them? I didn't say I was. getting a DJ. I just asked it. Hey, Raymond, how do you feel about the DJ? Yes or no? That's an awesome idea. The pool parties I go to at really nice pools like you have, they honestly have a DJ. Right knows. They do. Right knows. Where have you been to a pool party with a really nice pool? My girlfriend, she knows this doctor and he throws a big batch a couple times a year and there's always a DJ. Okay, I'm not a doctor and this is in a big bash. This is like, that almost

makes it even better. Like, can you imagine the DJ? The DJ rolling up thinking he's about to DJ. A real cool party. Awesome party. And there's like 10 people. Four of them are kids.

Zach Massey, the photographer. Some guys throwing people in the pool. Some dude throwing everyone in the pool. That's right. I'm crying. I can't. I can't. Oh, my gosh.

The DJs. Can we find out who this DJ is that does the doctor's party? Yeah. Who's that? I don't know how much. I don't know how much. they cost guys right how much the DJ costs yeah you gotta pay him at least you know it's in the hundreds yeah well no doubt on on Memorial Day they're they price themselves higher do you think

there's a lot of DJ request on Memorial Day I think so I think on holidays and wedding nights you pay more are there songs for when lunchbox store someone in a pool like he has all I do is win always cute up. All right. There's another one. All I do is win. And somebody's pissed off in the pool. Come on, man.

Come on. My phone was in my pocket. Oh, yeah. You can't do that. No, you got the new iPhones. They're waterproof. My hair. Oh, my goodness.

If you're going to go to a pool party and not get your hair wet, I mean, how lame. I don't know that it's so much a pool party. It's just kind of a get-together. We're all hanging out. We need, if you got Eddie on the meat and all that stuff, you still need sides. Like you need all the other things. You guys are going to have to bring stuff to you. Yeah.

That's what I mean, I can help with that. But there's one thing I love is Eddie on the meat. Okay. All right. That's what she said. Eddie. No, no, Amy. I don't know.

That was already the joke I was making it except not that's what she's. Right. Okay. That was my new payment college. See, there you go. We're getting a bit better. You can't do that, Amy. Okay, sorry.

Yeah, I'm excited about it But do you want me to help coordinate the sides? I think I'll get back to town We'll figure it out like Tuesday tomorrow All right. A bit. We don't want to end up with like 20 vegetable trays. They're going to be body shots.

They're going to be kids there. Yeah, no body shots lunchbox. Can't do that. I'm not even invited, so why are you worried about body shots? You're not invited either, dude. That's true. That's true. Sorry, I already had Eddie bring me.

But again, what's the drinking rule? Because Raymond's coming and he tends to drink a lot. No, there's kids there. Can't do it. Well, that's the scary thing because, like, Ray, I mean, when he drinks, he just starts getting a little weird. That's what I was saying. That's why I asked him to be cool.

He has to work the next day, so he's going, and he goes to bed at 5 p.m. Ray, what's your drink limit before you start getting weird? I'll put down a six-pack. A six-pack? Nothing more than that. Yeah, like, how much alcohol do I need to buy for this party? You've got to get some kegs. Honestly, you're not getting kegs.

I'm not getting kegs. It's not a beer group. It's not a bigger people drink a ton of beer. The biggest problem you're going to have is there's going to be no fridge space. That's why you have to go the route of the cake. And a margarita machine would be nice. I have a fridge outside. A big one?

It's a okay size one. Oh, wow. I have a fridge inside. Are we going to be allowed inside? I don't know about that because the house isn't quite done. Yeah. But I got to let people go to a bathroom, right? Yeah, you know, on the bathroom outside.

In the pool. In the pool. He ships in a porta body. though. Okay. That is not a bad idea. I mean, they're going to do it regardless. Your neighbors are going to love you.

Yeah, shipping in a porta pot. That's what she's talking about, Eddie. Oh, okay. That's peanut port. Yeah, yeah. No, no, no, no. Anyway, so this is a topic. Somebody else gets invited later on in the show.

And so, yeah, let me see the guest list real quick. Did you have a trainer and mod to it? Yeah, what, Eddie? My kids want to know if there are any celebrities going. Like, anybody, like, cool? No. They want to know what Marin Morris is going. specifically. No, I don't think so. No, no. I'm really not close friends with Amy. Is there

anybody I should invite? Maybe invite Ryan Hurd and then she'll bring married. I mean, Brandon Ray. That's true. I could text, here I'll text Ryan Hurd. Yeah, you don't need a DJ if Ryan will play. You bring them out of play. Don't ask anybody to play. That's lame. I ask how much artists come on. They're just guitars. You just give them like 15 minutes slots each. I mean, is that weird to invite Ryan? No, we like Ryan. I mean, I like them as a couple. I don't know what's weird for you.

Have you ever hung out with them? Like, really legit. No, but legit. No, not totally, totally legit. But Ryan and I have spent some time together. Yeah. Let's see, invited. Amy plus three.

Raymond plus one. Do the math on how many people are here. Morgan number two. Hillary. Mike D. Zach Massey plus one. Gator plus three Trainor Amad

How many is that? 16 Then me 17 17 Do you have a plus one? No I have plus 16 right now Wow

Is that it? I mean I don't know how many people My backyard can hold You guys think I have Some sprawling estate So that's the list right now That's what you have

Hold on you go to Mike D Mike Dee maybe like 25 at the most 25 at the most Lunchboxes you're right They need help, man. This is going to be a lame party. Oh, Bobby. My house is tiny compared to yours.

My backyard is nothing. And I've had tons and tons of people. You had everybody in the house. Yeah, I mean, so you're legit not letting people mingle anywhere besides your patio? That's what I was thinking. It's a really big space. Honestly, you don't need to let people inside. Do you have chairs and stuff?

Oh, yeah. Raymond's in my house. Yeah, that's perfect for a pool party. And really, you don't want people tromping through your house. Just keep it in the backyard. But if it rains, then. we're screwed. Yeah, do you have chairs?

Yeah, some. Okay. Yeah. All right. So we're going to cap it at 30. All right, we're capping it at 30. What do we have right now? 16.

16. Well, 17 with Bobby. Oh, yeah, that's right. Counting you. But Eddie, if you actually come. If I do Eddie, that's four people. Yeah, that's the downfall on Eddie. He takes a lot of space.

Well, same with me. That's my downfall. That's a downfall for any family. Yeah, but you're already in, Am. Oh, yeah. Okay. Gator's got three coming, so he's already in. That's another one.

Yep. There's a kids. He has two kids. And when, if Eddie brings his kids. But that's awesome because my kids and their kids, they really like each other a lot. Like my son once they were like- Oh, so I don't need Eddie's kids then? No. Oh, what do you mean?

What do you mean? I'm saying all the kids can hang out. It's great that they all already know each other. No, I 100%. I'm team Eddie and Lunchbox coming. They need to come. That's not what you said off the air. Amy.

You liar. What did you say? I didn't say a good thing. Hold on. She did not say that she didn't want both of you not coming. What did she say exactly? She said she didn't want one of us coming. She would rather one of you come and one of you didn't.

But I'm leaving that up to her to tell you. Is this a fictional conversation you have yourself? And just so you know, right now it's a 40% chance of rain on your party. So if I don't get invited, I'm praying for rain. Eat that. Eat that. Does anyone else have any plans that they can't come to the party? No, no, that they can't come.

Is everybody that's been invited coming? I decided to go to this one. I actually have another pool party. Ray has options. Is the doctor having another bash? That's what his thing is. He kicks off the summer with one of these big ones and the DJ is going to be there and it's the exact same time as yours. Noon to five.

But I definitely choosing this one yours. Well, thank you, Ray. Yeah. Hold on a second. Let's see here. What? I don't know. I was just thinking, should we say.

Anybody else I need to invite? No. I don't want people get hurt. Anybody else I need to invite? Am. No. Like Dirk's Bentley would be cool. No, I'm not.

Like Keith? Keith Irvin. Keith and Nicole. Oh, my goodness. Can you imagine Keith and Nicole showed up? Garth. Garth and Trisha. You should just send a text message to everybody in your phone.

Just do it. Dude, Garth floating in the pool would be amazing. Just send a blast and be like, yo, we'll party, DJ Memorial Day. Garth, do you want another margarita, dude? Cool. You want some more ribs? All right. Hey, Travis Tritt, come here.

I want you to meet Amy and her kids. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. Well, let's get going here on the show. What? I don't know. Are you going to invite any of your neighbors? No.

I don't even know them. But that's how you get to know them. Hey, I'm having a party. Swing by. I can invite Jillian and her boyfriend. Yeah, her fiance. They're cool. Okay.

That's enough. Yeah, just don't go past 30, though. Hold on, Jillian. What about Jake, dude? Oh, Jake would be a king at a pool party. He would be like, dude, where's the hula hut, dude? He would grab a guitar. He'd bring the beach.

Okay, have a party. He'd bring a surfboard to the pool. Dude, you care if I stay the night? He rolls into his tiny house. Dude, I'm putting in the tiny house back here, dude. Is that cool? As long as he has a restroom. He brings the tiny house.

Just a thought. Oh, Carrie and Wood. Carrie and Mike. Yeah, totally. Fish, but that's plus two, right? Isaiah, they have a baby. Or one. Or their kid.

Hang it. Okay, I just texted Jillian Jacqueline. That I felt comfortable with because I know her. Not Carrie? I'll text Brandon Ray. Oh, bones. Come on. Go big.

Oh, Brandon is awesome. Like, my people. Listen, they always hit you up when. Oh, I know. Karen and Kimberly. Do it. Well, no, you got to be Jimmy. Maybe wants to hang out with Karen.

No, then you have to have Jimmy. me and then all the kids. That's a lot. That's a big crew. Yeah. All right. Let's get started with the show today. Everybody good? I'm trying to come on more people on the list. I know. Let me know tomorrow.

All right. Thank you all. And here we go. This is Monday show. Goodbye. Folks, it's your buddy and my Mr. Bobby Bones. Let me go. Transmed it across America.

This is the Bobby Bones. Welcome to Monday show. I have a late night. It was an American Idol last night. All that happened. It's pretty cool. Yeah. Morning studio.

Morning. All right. Crystal in Arkansas, good morning. Welcome to the show. Good morning. What's happening with you? I'll just headed to work in Little Rock today. I appreciate that.

What would you like to say? Oh, I just wanted to call and tell you that I'm a first-time caller. Hey, hey, hey, hey. It's a little early. I think our applause is about 75% so far. Yeah, go ahead. And I love the show. I listen to the podcast most of the time because I travel a lot.

for my for my work so I don't get to listen to it first thing in the morning I actually got to listen to live today so I'm pretty excited well that's cool did you notice on our podcast of our show we do a whole different thing called the pre-show post show yes and I love it it's just us so that any sort of time constraints when the show's over we go on and just go at it sometimes and good bad but you know we don't have to get commercials but if you listen to the Bobby bone show podcast or the replay of the show. There's a whole sometimes 20 extra minutes that weren't on the air. Yeah, I appreciate that, Crystal. Thanks for calling. Hope you have a safe day today.

You too. Have a great day. All right. See you later. There you go. Anything you want to say, Amy? About your weekend. I can't believe this is my kids last week of school before summer. Yeah. Eddie, one of your kids finished. They're out. Last week was the week. Yeah. So have you talked

to your four-year-old about coming up and performing on the show? Yeah, I mean, you know. Maybe? I think he wants more money. Oh, yeah. She said, do you love me? I told her iPod. I don't need my bed. There we go.

Let's get him. I should mentor him. Oh, okay, I did on the Idol last night. Yes. Yeah, how about that? Recognizing people doing cool things. It's ICU. This woman Jessica left a Galveston beach on Saturday was eating at a restaurant when she realized her engagement ring was missing.

Now, think about that. You've been at a beach and your ring's missing? So it's just gone. Yeah. Yeah. You're like no one. She goes back. It's dark because dinner's over.

No luck finding the ring. She saw a police officer. She said, hey, I can't find a ring. They get out of a metal detector. They searched for hours. Nothing. They gave up because they couldn't find the ring. Then she got a message at 4.30 in the morning saying he kept looking, he found the ring.

Amazing. Yeah. Wow. Metal detector is no joke. Yeah, they said that he was called out to the same area later that night to investigate a party. And he's like, ah, well, I'm here. I'll just look around. And then he found the ring.

That's awesome. How about that? That's how I see you right there. Thank you. The Bobby Bones Show. Big Three Stories. It's producer Raymond in Washington outside of Seattle. There was a mountain lion attack.

One person died. One person was injured while they were biking. Officials said there was no indication the men taunted the animal. In other news in South Carolina, authorities are searching for two inmates, both charged with murder who escaped from jail. A third man who escaped with them was recaptured overnight. And finally in sports in the NHL, congrats to Vegas, making it to the Stanley Cup. That's awesome. Our producer Raymond, he sits in a glass room.

Now, normally we can't talk to each other. We just have a glass wall between us. That's how we communicate. But he's in the studio now. And you saw what this morning? Well, I was sitting in the parking line. You know, sometimes I'll just sit in my car. I'm on the phone playing around or I'm just relaxing before the show.

And I just was looking around. I was seeing the parking line and all the different cars. And I was thinking, I have the crappy. car in the entire parking lot out of everybody. When the salespeople are here, everybody in radio, I think the cleaning people, I think they drive a nice truck. I have

the worst, oldest... Why are you hating on the cleaning people? What they did either. Well, I'm just saying that they haven't, they don't even need to have a good looking cars. They're not driving around, like, listeners into events. If you work overnight, you don't have to have a nice vehicle. Nobody is looking at your vehicle. Because of the dark. We're doing

a kind of CNBC thing. When we go to remote, every listener looks at our vehicle. I'm rolling up with a rusted out hood. It's from 1995. I need a new vehicle. But what's your point? I have the crappiest car in the company. But what are you asking for right now?

I think I'm going to go for a new car. I've started a savings account. A car count. I'm not asking for anything. Yeah, I'm just saying I'm starting to make those moves where it means to an end, save up. Get a new vehicle. Are you gambling that money, though? No, no gambling.

Laying low. Since March Madness was it. When was that months ago? It was in March. Why this week on the printer did I see? some like sports stats. That was a sports show. I thought you were going to ask Bobby to buy you a new car.

Well, I'd like to share something with you. I would like to personally. You've got to be like to stop. Are you going to give him your jeans? You already gave a thousand dollars, new tires. What else did he give me? Dinner. Dinner.

Yeah. I mean, stop. You are not getting him a new car. You've never got me a new car and I've been here a lot longer. You won't even give me and Amy the code to your pool. Yeah. By the way, Raymond. Yeah.

I would like to give you some advice. Yeah. Okay, okay, okay, all right. Don't gamble that money. Yeah, that's the reason. I'm saving it. You can't gamble that when it's in an envelope, but just a mine thing.

What do you have, right now? What kind of car is it? Trailblazer, Chevy. They don't even make the Trailblazer anymore. What year? 2005. If you were to sell it, how much would you get? A couple thousand.

There was a time when I could have got $5,000, but I waited too long. And the only reason, too, is because of the nice wheels you got me. Other than that, it probably wouldn't even get $2K. I forgot about your wheel. Yeah. How many miles you got on that? Why did I buy you, Will's?

Because you're nice. No, was there a reason? When I was driving out of the parking garage, it was squeaking every time, and it was embarrassing. Now it's perfect, beautiful, and it looks nicer. Oh, look at me. And I park right now next to the door, and everybody sees it, and it actually makes it look nicer. Oh, how about that? How many miles you got on it?

Almost a couple hundred thousand, man. You trying to make them offer? No, no, because that's the same as me. I'm just trying to check it. If Bobby starts offering you stuff for your car, I'm going to jump in on this. No, you're not jumping. You don't get to jump in on what people. people give you. I'd like to jump in on some stuff through myself. Okay, so what's the goal?

When are you going to have a new car? For sure, end of the year. Okay, by December 31st. Yeah. And what are you looking at? Definitely SUV, not any crazy luxury car, just a sturdy family car. Oh, family. Okay. All terrain, because sometimes I go home to Michigan, I need to drive in that snow, so no cars are hot rod. Amy knows car people too. We could probably get you something. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's going to happen this year, You're going to have to buy it, right? Like, they're not going to get to you. Yeah, you get to buy it, but it's okay.

I'm cheering for the start of this. There is. In motion. Yeah, you go. Save that. Say that by, there is. If you got a graduation playlist.com, you can type in your year and they'll carry a playlist from the year you graduated high school.

Oh, that's neat. Yeah. So, here, I have a couple of them here. So I graduated high school in the year of 1998. And at the time, I thought, man, 90s and so cool. It's getting old now, man. Yeah. It's my, I guess, 20th anniversary this year.

Are you going? I don't think... My school doesn't have a anniversary, like high school reunions. They do one every, like, 10 years, and it's for everybody, because it's so small. So, yeah, I get what you're saying. I graduate with 40 kids, and we had a massive graduating class. So, but here are the songs from 1998. Next, too close.

Real, real, real close. I used to play that at sound and light shows. I go on DJ proms and had two CD players. And I'd fade one up and fade one down. I'd be like, yeah. From 1998. Iris from the Gulu Dolls, man. Or this jam.

I know what they want for me. It's like the moment we come across the moment we're B.R.G. B.O. No. No info. What's up? Deep me at federal agent,

Mac. Oh, come on. Come on. It's got nailed it. Yeah. And then this one. That's in my high school playlist. I was thinking about Dan and Shea the other day.

Nice transition. No, here's why. Because when we came on, they were, they started their country music career about the same time we started ours here in Nashville. They were just becoming a thing when we were becoming a thing. And I said, hey, they sound like the country version of Savage Garden. and I was thinking about them because they totally played

it came in and played Savage Garden like what good sports they were because we were clearly making fun of them I mean you know playing yeah like we yes but I really like those guys and they're friends of mine

yeah and I was thinking about them I said man we weren't friends at the time they came in and crushed it good dudes good dudes because they could have taken it like oh what a jerk thing to say

like I'm annoyed and I'm not gonna but they came in and saying it owned it They came in and played Savage Garden better than Savage Garden. Yeah. Here's Amy 1999. Yeah.

TLC, no scrubs on your list. Jam. Factory boys. I want it that one. I've all the feels right now. Yeah. This was your senior graduating song. I looked us up from Austin High, 1999.

Mabo number five. On my side. A little bit of Sandra in the sun. There you go. Genie in the bottom Genie in the bottom. What's the website again? I forgot. Graduation playlist.com to see yours.

The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. The CMA Fest will be in Nashville in just a couple of weeks, and they just announced Jason Aldeen has been added to the lineup as a headliner. He's going to headline the Thursday, June 7th show at Nissan Stadium. The Billboard Music Awards were last night. Chris Stapleton took home top country artist. And Brandon Ray, who's in our class of 2018, just put out a brand new song, called Bring Your Love Back.

And download or stream that. It's pretty awesome. I'm Amy. That's your 30 Second Skinny. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. A grocery store chain called Co-op is starting to donate all their leftover produce two hours before closing to charity. Instead of throwing it away, if it says sell by date, they're going to pack it up and ship it off to charities,

and they're going to create 8 million free meals a year by doing this. I wonder if there's something to that donating it before they close. Like if there's a rule, because a lot of times after you close, you can't get rid of food. So if they do it before they close, it's a donation more than it is giving away something you didn't use. Right. And they have 2,500 outlets throughout the United States, and it's going to include meat, salads, fruits, vegetables, as well as ready-to-made meals and pizzas. All donated 8 million free meals thanks to this.

You know, what you hope is other stores, other chains, other groups hear this, use whatever strategy they're using to get around the rule and make it work. That's a really cool story. This story comes to us from Nebraska. A man went to the movies this weekend. He took some beers in his pocket. He's like, man, I can't get this beer open. So he pulls out his can of pepper spray and try to try to.

to pop the top with that, rips a hole in the pepper spray, and the theater had to be evacuated. Oh, wow. Nice boy. Oh, I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bone. Doctors are warning people to always wear socks now.

And I always wear socks, but Lunchbox, do you always wear socks or now? No, not all the time. Sometimes you just go barefoot or you go sandals, no socks or shoes with no socks. Yeah, the shoes with no socks. Pediatrists have seen an increase in a ton of fungal foot infections. Oh. Because what happens is the foot sweats a ton and it's inside a shoe, which is warmth, and fungus is all over the place. Makes sense.

Have you seen lunches' feet lately? I try not to. I try not to. But now, of course, he's going to show them to us. Yeah, come here. I got a broken toe on my right foot. No, not come here. Oh.

Well, lunchbox does have some pretty busted feet. I mean, I broke my toe about a month ago Trying to be Trying to be, you know, like seductive to my wife I was trying to do a little dance And I kicked the wall And my middle

Are you being serious? So many images right now I do not need I was trying to be seductive And I was doing a little dance I kicked my leg out And I kicked the molding on the wall And I broke my toe on my The middle toe on my right foot

And it's still broken What do you mean trying to be seductive Walk me through this? Bobby, we don't need to be walked through this. No, my curiosity is actually pressing more so than my grossness is holding me back. Okay. So she's sitting there and so I was like, I'll do a little dance for. What are you wearing?

I was wearing like basketball shorts, a t-shirt, no shoes, just kind of walking around the house. And I was like, oh, let me be funny here, funny and seductive. And so I started dancing and I try to kind of do a little kick. And boom, I kicked the wall. and there went that dance and, I mean, you can see my toes still... But get your foot away from me, it's fine. But look. Did you like take your shirt off or anything?

I don't understand the seductive part. My shirt was off and the shorts were coming down. I was trying to fling the shorts. Oh, there you go. Oh, and that's where you hurt your toe. Yes, that's where I hurt my toe is I went, boom, boom, hit the wall, dance over, no seduction. Wow. I'm grossed out, but I'm glad I know that story.

But I'll put a picture of my broken toe online on the Bibone Show Twitter. Okay. The point of this is to wear socks. If you wear shoes because of all the sweat going into the shoes Blisters, ulcers, dryness, fungus, there you go. Good morning.

Good morning with your breakfast. All those. Amy, did you watch much of the royal wedding or now? Some of it. I didn't wake up and watch the whole thing, no. But, I mean, did you? No, because I was out late the night before doing a show in Austin.

And so I watched the replay, though. It was real-life Disney stuff. Like, I was getting goosebumps and getting a moment. It was weird. I wasn't expecting to get a little bit emotional that when he bit his lip and told her she looked good, I was like, dang. Well, here's the thing. It's not that it's a royal wedding that everybody loves. If you put anybody's wedding on TV and put that many cameras and saw people look at each other like that, people were going to be like, oh. So it's fancy. To me, it was just cool to see a wedding on television with all the

angles more than it was the royal wedding. Oh, well, that church is just beyond gorgeous. and then just everything about it just had all the feels. And I will say, though, that... When do you say all the feels? Today? Oh, I say that. No. Yeah, I do.

Go ahead. You just don't hear me, I guess. But her dress at the church ceremony, I was not really feeling it so much. And then she changed into a second dress later. Amazing. Most beautiful dress ever. But the church one, I got to say, I just was not feeling it. the empty seat they left for his mom.

And then the camera went to her mom and she was emotional. Oh, my gosh. But again, his mom had passed away, so they left a seat empty right next to her. And so that to me was the biggest takeaway. They did a lot of things, too, to honor her as well. But that had to kind of stink. You're getting married. Your mom's not there.

Yeah. So, Eddie, did you watch any of that? I did watch some of it. It was actually pretty nice. Yeah, I liked it more than I thought I would. I thought the, I guess he's not a preacher. Everybody's a preacher to me. He's a bishop. I thought his sermon was really good about love. And so I watched that. Lunchbox, did you watch any of it?

Oh yeah, I watched it with the wife. The wife was singing along with the hymns. My wife cried. I thought it was pretty neat. There was a lot of celebrities there. It was very, way too long. And I think that she wore a certain dress for a certain reason, but that's just my opinion. What do you mean? Hold on, hold on. Way too long. It's a wedding, not a TV show. It's literally news. Like, you're covering a news story. Man, it took forever.

And then they go outside, and then they go drive around, and then they come back and they go back inside. I'm like, come on. Just like, get up there, say I do, and let's move on. Oh, then they wouldn't televise that. Yeah, it's a wedding. It's not a TV show. By the way, Pippa, Pippa Longstocking. Middleton.

Longstuckin. Pippa. Yeah. The fact that she was wearing that dress, it looked like that Arizona tea. Did you see I'm talking about? The Arizona Sweet Tea? Yes. It looked just like that.

She had on the dress, it had a little, there was like light blue with the little flowers on it. It looked like the Arizona Sweet Tea can. That's pretty cool. I have not heard that comparison. That's funny. Oh, look at it. Now that you say it, I totally get it, but I haven't seen people compare that. Oprah was there.

Thought that was cool. David Beckham was looking sharp. He looked very. Very sharp. My favorite part about all this is I go, yeah, I didn't see much of it. Yeah, I know every detail about the whole thing. Yeah. But I think I watched more of it on Instaclips than I did on television,

meaning I just watched all the posts that people would put on Instagram and all the news outlets. Yes, it is time for another Bobby Bone Show barbecue invite. Oh. So so far on the guest list are Amy, Raymond, Morgan No. 2, Hillary, Mike D, and our photographer, Zach Massey. Photographer is that Lunchbuzz, it's hard turn I know I like to invite

And I have our program director Gator In the studio though Not so much for an invite But a question Oh Hey Gator Do you think I have to invite Everybody from the show

To my house for the get together No listen It's your party man But I assume that you love these guys And want to hang out with them Not just at work right But I hang out with them a lot Or

Listen your party You make your own party Outside perspective That's why I brought him in I'd like to now invite Gator our station program director. If you like to come.

Are you kidding me? No, I'm not kidding. Yeah. One, Bobby's never invited me to anything. I don't think. Are you kidding me? I don't have anything.

Yeah, this is a big deal because, yeah, he doesn't have anything. I do realize he has two kids and a wife. You're worried about too many people and too many kids. You keep inviting people with kids and people are going to take up more space. I understand. I will, I will guarantee you my kids. If allowed to come to said party will not make as big of a mess as some lunchbox who hasn't been invited yet.

Right. So I promise. You're formally invited to the get-together coming up Monday for the... Solo or plus three? Oh, you bring plus three.

Yeah! Yeah! Next kids are going to be so excited. There's a Gator and invite. There's another one there. You're welcome. There he goes. There he goes.

Oh, I love making dreams come true. I'm like Oprah. You get an invite. You get an invite. All right, Eddie, good to see you today, but. Just when I thought we were next and Gator comes in

with his two kids. I mean, you go find people hiding out anywhere in the building. Hey, anybody here? Oh, you're coming down to the hall, man. We're going to invite you a party. Come on. You work here? I don't care.

Come on. Listen, there's Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday, Saturday and Sunday still be invited, guys. Leave you count. We have plenty of time. Yeah, plenty of time. Funny of time. Last Monday, we did Monday morning confessions. But people every Monday will call because I feel like they know we're an outlet.

You can say whatever you want on our show on. It doesn't count. It's not real life. cleanse yourself Teresa in Georgia Hi you're calling on a Monday morning for a little Monday morning

confession eh Yes I am All right Everybody ready for this? I gotta get my Monday morning confession music over here All right And go ahead

Monday morning confession Go for it Okay so my seven year old daughter Every time she tells me something If I think she's lying I tell her Your eyes are purple And she thinks

The only adults can see it. Kids can't see it. So sometimes if she's telling a story, she'll cover her eyes. So they can't even look at them. That's a good one. Is it, though? Now this girl's always going to think her eyes are perfect. Yeah, she can take this all the way through high school.

Yeah. So now because she doesn't want you to see her eyes, she covers her eyes so you know she's lying. Right. Have you ever had her cover her eyes at a time you didn't know if she was lying or not? And it really was the reason you knew she was lying? Does that make sense? No. Okay.

So she's lying to you. You didn't know she was lying until she started covering her eyes. Absolutely. Genius. Is it, though? Really smart. Is it? How long are you going to keep this up?

I guess for me, deception's not where it is, you know? Yeah. I mean, my 10-year-old doesn't believe it, so I'm assuming she'll probably stop believing it here in the next couple years. Well, I cleanse you. That's also funny. It is funny. Thank you for calling. Where do you live?

Georgia? I live in St. Mary's Georgia. Well, thank you very much. Hey, tell all your kids, we said hello, and I just think forever she's going to be, like, that's going to be a thing she's in a therapist office about it. Really? In 20 years. Yeah. What? Yeah. Well, thank you for the call. Appreciate you. Hey, Cindy, one more call. Hey, Cindy. Hey, Monday morning confession. What do you have? Yes. So I had just met my wife, and we just moved in together, and I was going to the store. And I backed into my mother-in-law's car, and she still doesn't know. How long ago is this?

It was about a year and a half, two years ago. And so who does she think had her car? She doesn't know still. She actually already sold it because it didn't do too much damage, but I hit it pretty good. One time, I was back into my garage, and my girlfriend at the time was parked right behind the garage door. So I lifted it up, didn't think anything about it. put in reverse. Boom!

Nailed her car, pulled back up, shut the garage, went back, got in the bed again. She never woke up and I was like, I wake it up and go, hey, will you move your car? She walks down, moves her car, I drive out, never said a word about it. It's also my Monday morning confession right now. You're cleans, though. You're good. Am I? Yeah, you're good now.

Obviously there wasn't much damage or anything. There was a little bit, though, because I love. She never saw it, though. Monday morning, hey, we're both cleansed. How do you feel about that, Cindy? I feel so good. Me too. She was right behind the car too. So, like, it was just, I completely didn't pay attention.

I felt so bad. Oh, well, you also got away with it. Not only hitting her car, but she was right there. Man, I don't know if I can cleanse her. It's too much. Hey, thank you for the call. You are cleansed. There can go some Monday morning confessions. Our phone screener Hillary's in studio.

Kind of my anniversary, huh? Yeah, I've been here six months. Wow. I thought you've been here much longer. She's been an integral part of this for six months. I feel like she's been here much longer. Yeah, it does seem like it's been longer. Because she's jumped into this thing, and it was just like, boom, here she is.

And usually it takes six months before lunchbox even knows her name. Yeah. Hillary. Yeah. Don't know her last name. No clue. Borden. Didn't know that.

Like Lizzie Borden, that's how I remember it. Lizzie Borden chopped up her mom. Oh, thanks. Yeah. Oh, my. Don't know what that is. Is that not how you guys remember her last name? No.

Milk. Borden milk. Oh. How about that? I'll remember that from now on, though. How about that? There it is. Well, Hillary's here, and she has a few things she'd like to say on her six-month anniversary. Wow, okay.

Yeah, okay, Hillary. These are the things I've learned about everybody on the show. All right, how many things are there? There's one thing about each four of y'all. Okay, so let's start at number four with producer Eddie. Eddie. He's always very positive. Like, even if I feel like he's mad, he's still smiling. Even if I'm having a bad day, he's the one cracking jokes and just always very positive.

Producer Eddie, very positive. That's what Hillary's learned from you. Okay, okay, okay. Lunchbox. Lunchbox. I didn't realize how many charity things he did, but he really does a lot with kids power and all kinds of charity things he does.

I didn't realize that until I joined the show. So he's a good guy. He's a director on the name. It's called Kid Power. I knew he wanted to. I can tell by saying he wanted to. She tried to point out how nice I have for Kids Power, but it's Kid Power.

Hey, you gave it your best effort. He is a good guy. He is a hard. He wouldn't be in the same. this room if he wasn't a good guy. Guys, I tell you I'm a good guy, but you try to make me look bad. No, we don't. Yes.

Okay. Sometimes. Amy, let's do Amy. Amy, I feel like I've gotten the closest with her because I watch her kids all lot. She's a really good mom. I don't think people realize that, and I don't think she realizes that, but she is such a good mom and has a good heart.

So she's just a good person. Yeah, good mom. By the way, and another reason Hillary is so headfirst into the group is that she personally, It's part of our lives in a lot of ways. She takes care of Amy's kids when Amy needs somebody to take care of her kids. Yeah, no, it's awesome. That's trust.

And they really like Hillary a lot. Miss Hillary. Why? Miss Hillary. Why is she cool? Who they like better, me or her? Tell her. Will you...

Ah! Don't make me pick! Okay, I'm not going to. Well, when do you want to watch them all by yourself? Would you let me take your son? Just go do something? Totally. Cool.

You don't want both of them at the same time? It'd be too much for me. It'd be too much. And also, I don't know how to talk to an 11-year-old girl. Mm-hmm. That's weird. It's tough. I don't know how to talk to an adult woman, but an 11-year-old girl?

I think that you would have fun with him, or either one if you took him out. Because I took him driving around in my car. We went real fast. You like that? And even since then, that wasn't that long ago. Again, they've only been here four months. But every week they get more and more talkative and more and more able to have a conversation. And they're so funny sometimes.

Last night at dinner, we just laugh and laugh and laugh. my son with his girlfriend, it's hilarious. Gladys? Gladys. And she's real? We don't know. And we purposely are not finding out because it's sort of funny. Now Stashear is convinced that she's fiction.

Last night of dinner, she's fiction. She's fiction. So your daughter doesn't think your son's girlfriend is real? No. The only thing that I think's weird about it is just a kid named Gladys. Like to me, that's the weird part. Well, she's from South America. So he says.

And you haven't met her or her parents or anything. Gladys, huh? Interesting. So we have no proof of her. Well, that's what Hillary has learned about Amy. Okay. What have we learned about Bobby? Bobby.

I don't know why, but I always feel, and it's not you. It's totally me. I always feel so socially awkward around you. Like, I never know what to say. But I will say I've learned about you. You really take care of your team, like with me hitting the building. You helped me with that. And Thanksgiving, you invited me over when I didn't have anywhere to go.

So you take care of your team. Yeah, that building thing was kind of, yeah, kind of dicey, huh? Yeah. We didn't know how to handle that. Mm-hmm. And so instead of going through all the insurance, I was just like, I'll just pay for it. I didn't know what they were going to do. And you let her borrow a car.

I mean, yeah, you take care of people. Didn't you almost wreck my Jeep? No, I didn't do that. Someone told me you did trying to... Really? Yeah. Probably lunchbox. No, I didn't.

I mean, the odds are you probably almost wrecked it because you're not a very good... Maybe that was a story. Odds are... I like to submit this for the show. Odds are Hillary tried to wreck your Jeep. Well, we're very happy that you're here. And six months.

Wow, it does seem like you've been here longer. You feel good about the show? Yeah. I'm getting along with everybody. So that's good. Does anyone have a problem with Hillary? Speak now. I think she's a little weird.

Oh, you do? Yeah. Why? I mean, she's only kissed, what, two dudes in her whole life? What does that have to do with anything? Is that still a thing? What do you mean? In the last six months, you think she's just, like, gone on a kissing spring?

Well, that's what I'm saying? To me, she's a little weird. I'm fine with that. How many dates in your life have you ever been on? Two. Have you been on even one since you started the show? No, I haven't. Because she's busy.

She works three jobs. No, Amy, I have nine jobs. Stop. And you don't go on. dates either. Let's not lose fact we're talking about Hillary here. What's okay? Yeah, not I would if I can find somebody to go on a date with me. She's never been on dates. I can't find anybody either. Oh, stop. Come on. She's really pretty.

Competent, attractive female. You have all the pickings. As a dorky dude, I got nothing. I got to go out and search. I got to look under rocks. I'd be like, anybody down there? You just stand out in the street and people be like, hey, we like to go on a date? And I say no. Yeah, that's my point. That's why she's why she's. weird. Well, good point, lunchbox. Thank you. Thank you. There you go. Now I also feel it. By the way, you know why you feel awkward around me? Because I'm

awkward. Yes. So we just awkward people? No, no. No, he's awkward. You just react to reaction. My reaction to everything is, I'm just an awkward person. Like, I'm super close to Bobby and I've worked with them for years. Almost 15 years. Well, yeah. So anyway, everybody left the studio earlier and it was

just him and I in here, and it was awkward for a minute. I'm sorry. Amy, we won't do that again. I'm sorry. It wasn't for me. I don't bail out. No, it's going to be just me and him. I'm just making Hillary feel better than like, it's not you. It's not. That's what I'm telling you.

It's all real. I know. I'm giving her comfort in knowing. I feel a bit attacked right now that Amy's taking the shot. Because you know what happened? Amy sat down because I don't let anybody eat anymore, nor do that lunchbox fart in here. So everybody leaves. And so Amy walks in and I'm by myself and I go, hey, how's everything going?

And she's like, uh, good? And I was like, awkward, awkward, awkward, awkward. And then I said to her, why did he answer the question? question. No, you go, that sounds convincing. And she goes, no, it's good. It was awkward. Amy's awkward. Do you guys ever notice that? Oh, yeah, Amy's awkward too. And then I was like, how are you? And then I was done with it.

And then I go, so, like, creating small talk, just like we do. All we do is talk to each other all day long, but I was like, so you getting sleep in your new house? No, no, this is what she said. She said, are you sleeping in your new house, or are you scared? And I said, well, scared because it's new.

I'm bummed I missed out of this conversation I didn't even know what's awkward It's stupid I hate the segment Why on the wall they'd be like What? These people do a radio show And they're friends Thank you Amy's one of my best friends

That's what I'm saying That's just comfort to her I'm like it's not you It's like you can be super close to Bobby And know everything about him and be But you're still going to have awkward moments From time to time It's just part of the

Yeah The person I'm probably closest to Just said we had an awkward moment I love that I'm hurt That is not awkward. No, I was just trying to talk. Rarely do you and I spend up one-on-one anymore. I know.

We had about 30 seconds. And I was like, hey, how's it going? Bobby was basically like, how's life right now? I was like, oh, 30 seconds. All right, there we go. I'm down with it. Hillary, thank you. Goodbye.

See in six months. Sorry, right. Yeah. It's time for the good news. With Amy. Two little twins, Weston and Caleb, right after they were born in Florida. They were videoed in their first few moments of life. crying hysterically.

But as soon as the nurses moved the boys together where their bodies were touching, the crying immediately stopped. Oh, wow. So sweet. It's like a really cool video that's gone viral.

I'm sure a lot of people have seen it, but right now it's queuing their babies, but when they're adults, hopefully that doesn't really happen. All right, bobbybones.com if you want to see the video. Yes, thank you for that. That was tell me something good.

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I'm so excited. Hey, coming up, I have a story about this condo that cost $85 million. Whoa. And not only does it cost that much, but if you buy it, you get all kinds of crazy things, too, like a trip to space. Just wait. That's coming up. Also, Tonell Towns will be stopping in later. One of my favorite new artists, so she's going to play for us.

But let's go over and do the Morning Corny now with Amy. Here we go. Morning Corny! What do you call a group of killer whales? playing instruments. What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments?

An orca stra. Ah, there is. That was the morning corny. Because the orca's a whale. Get it? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The Bobby Bones show, Bobby Bones.

So last night, the first part of the American Idol finale taped and maybe you saw me on the show last night, but I spent the last few days bouncing back and forth from California. We taped a lot of those segments on Thursday. Then I went to Austin and did a comedy show on Friday. Then I came back on Saturday and Sunday.

So it's been a crazy last few days. But we try to get on the lot, Amy, and we're driving in. And you know how in Canada they stopped Mike? Yeah. Because they're like, oh, you could be a criminal. Well, his name, his actual full name, and that was a criminal, just a different person, right? They did it again on the American Idol lot. What?

They wouldn't let us through. They sent the cops. They said, no, they can't let you in. You're the name of a criminal. We're not allowing on the stage anymore. So, right, Mike? Yeah, there was a guy who was banned from the lot with my same name. Happened again.

Oh, my goodness. That guy is busy. Quiet Mike, aka movie Mike, now, aka prison Mike. We're adding that to his list of names here. And so, yeah, apparently that's a bad dude. We've got to find out who this guy is and have him on the show. I know. He's messing up my name.

So how did y'all get in? They came and they looked at mine. They had them sit up and they looked at his face. Oh. And they were like, I guess you're not him. Ryan C. Gross didn't walk over and was like, hey guys, all good. This is not quiet Mike. No, that didn't happen.

But that was funny. Yeah, I guess I'm done with Idol now because I'm not on tonight because I got to get back to Nashville. They wanted me to perform. but I was like, Eddie can't get here. The Raging Idiots can't perform. Oh, good call. Yeah, maybe next season.

I was like, we can't be a part of the performance finale. But it was good. You know, it's been a fun run for me at American Idol. So, yeah, it was good. Anything else you like to know him? I think it was successful. I'm just thinking about, wow, American Idol came back and it did well, you know? Yeah, it didn't really.

And it got better throughout the year, too. Yeah, I'm proud of you. Thank you. And I hope everybody watches tonight. I know you're probably only watching because your boy Bobby was on it. No, no, no. True, true. Let me try to point you to it also tonight.

Okay. I just missed Darius. He's performing tonight. The owner of a New York City condo who's trying to sell it has listed it for $85 million. And so not only will the buyer get this one-of-a-kind apartment, but also two seats to outer space. Okay. Is this like a new way to sell homes, throw in like, you know, a couple trips to space, no big deal? Yeah.

how you can buy those trips to space and like a rocket ship for all that money? Yes. So you get one of those for two people. You get a million dollar yacht with five years of docking fees paid. Oh, that's cool. Two Rolls-Royce Phantoms. What? A Lamborghini Roadster.

Weekly dinner for two at Daniel Bloud's restaurant. Courtside tickets to the Brooklyn Nets. Okay. A Hampton Mansion rental for the summer. Live in Butler Services and a private chef for a year. year. Are they trying to offload like all their things or I don't get it?

I don't know if it's like an estate sale as well. Yeah. They're like, oh, this is tough. But it's the most expensive apartment. $85 million. That's crazy? That's more than a, that's a pretty sweet package. That's what she said.

Okay. What's up? What's up? All right. Okay. What? Nothing. That was quick.

You're on your toes. Thank you very. She didn't really say that. Oh, she did it? No, no. Yeah. Bobby Bones. Hey, Eric.

Yes, sir. What's up, buddy? What's going on, Bobby? I don't know. I'm reading here that you're going to get a tattoo. I am. Of? Of you.

Your face, your upper torso, and that tape around the right side of your headphones on my left forearm. Why? Well, first of all, Amy, is to pay your debt. I believe Bobby and you had a bet like a month or two ago and you said you would or he wanted you to get his tattoo and you still haven't done it. Yeah. So man, I appreciate you taking this on for me. Hey, Eric, are you drunk? No.

Okay. Did I make a show. Go ahead. No, but I'm not doing this just for Amy. I'm doing this, Bobby, because you're seriously the biggest hero in my life. The matter of fact, we've met a few times. I'm going to send you that jersey in the mouth. I'm just really nervous right now talking to you on the phone.

But anyways. What jersey? The Razorbacks football jersey said bones on the back. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so why? Thank you, by the way. Okay, no, I mean, Bobby is definitely shares a lot and done a lot, so I feel like people can for sure be inspired by his story.

So why is he your hero in a sense? Well, first of all, Bobby and I, our lives are paralleled in many ways. Our childhood is almost identical. Our story with girls, getting girls is almost identical. None. I seldom. Yeah, really. I felt in school.

I was a mortician by trade until I got sick. And now I'm getting into broadcasting. I've launched a media company. And so it's just, and every aspect in my life. Hey, hey, my man, my man. You realize getting this tattoo is not going to help you get the ladies, like it's going to hurt. Like, they're going to be like, why do you have a dude tattooed on your forearm?

Yeah. I got to say, I don't hate the idea. No, boss, I get it. I did it, man. I did it. It's pretty ridiculous, but I'm not worried about that, to be honest. Well, listen, here, let me just break it down. I hope you don't get the tattoo.

Maybe you should get someone like Jesus or Gandhi or even Mark Zuckerberg, you know? He doesn't feel parallel. He doesn't relate to them. And I don't know their girl situation, but he... Eric, please don't get a tattoo of me on your body. As a friend. As your mentor, as America's mentor, I'd mentor you not to get a tattoo. This might be the best mentoring you've done all season.

Yes. Wow. Yeah. How much that tattoo going to cost, do you know? $300. Oh, my gosh. It's not a bad deal. Stop it, Eddie.

Oh, I'm just saying. $300 is not. bad for a tattoo. Okay, so if you get this done, you have to send us a picture, ASAP. Don't do it. Eric, when are you planning to get this done? In a week. Oh, my gosh.

Listen, I hope you don't. But if you do, because I can't stop you, if you do, Amy would like to see a picture. I would. I got you. All right, buddy. Thanks for calling. Sorry if we gave you a hard time.

We're just poking at you. We like you. That's why. I know. All right, buddy. See you later. Let me know. See you later.

Bye. There he is. Guys. Yeah, what's that? Are you sure he wasn't drinking? I don't know. I really asked that because I thought that was a thing. But, you know, maybe not.

Like, is he really going to get a tattoo on you? I don't know. I didn't set that up. He called in. Well, there we go. Bobby Bowie. Show. Amy, do you remember Goodye?

Yes. Mm-hmm. Do you know what song you had? Yeah, I just need one hint and I can start singing the entire thing to you. Well, I'll just play it. It's from 2011. Somebody that I used to know Yeah, somebody that I used to know

Yeah, so A one-hit wonder He turns 38 today I haven't thought about that guy I'm forever until I was looking at the celebrity birthdays Yeah And they listed Gaudier

Turn that up I used to like this song Okay, so I'll play you The one-hit wonder You tell me You know the artist, okay? Okay How about this one right here?

A little song called Summer Girls Amy, you're up, go ahead New kids on the block had a bunch of hits Chinese food makes me sick LFO LFO is correct Amy one point

All right Amy Lunchbox A little song Called mombo number five Listen for it A little bit of money got in my life A little bit of Erica by my side A little bit of read

Oh that's my boy Lou Bega Lou Bega is correct Yeah Wow These are all one hit wonders Almost called him Lou Vega Eddie. Come on.

Ooh, it's a tough one. Oh, boy. A little something called Ice Ice Baby. Oh, play it. See? Yeah, yeah, that's Vanilla Ice. That's right, Vanilla Ice. Give that guy a point right there.

Amy, you ready? Ready. The Humpty Dance. Play it please. Dance is your chance. Do the hump. Come on. Do me, baby.

Do the hump to hump. Come on. There you go. I mean. I got a big man. I can't, I don't know. I literally, anybody else has too many hits.

Huh? Well, like. What's that mean? Just get the name. It's a one-hit wonder. It is. I'm dumb. It's not Sir Mix a lot.

Is that your, he's basically a one-hit wonder too. With Baby Got Back? Yeah. No, he's got buttermilk biscuits, man. No, but a hit is a massive hit. We may know that. Anyway, go ahead.

Okay. Okay, digital underground, incorrect. Oh, that's right. Just looking for an answer here. I know, I couldn't think of one. Lunchbox. Yep. Barbie girl.

Here we go. Barbie, let's go party. Go ahead. Oh, you want to know the answer? It's Aqua. That's correct. What on Earth? Don't bring that in one out.

That is correct. Because I know random stuff. Here we go. Eddie. Yeah. Ready for this one? Yeah, I'm ready. I'm ready.

I'm ready. Come on. Fireflies. What? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, play it. Because I get a thousand hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs Is they tried to teach me how to dance We just talked about this.

Name the artist. All I can think of is Far East Movement, and that's so wrong. Far East Movement. They sing like a G6. That's not the answer. Can I steal it? No. It's Al City.

Owl City. Stupid. Right. Okay. One more round to go. Amy, ready? Yeah. Who sings Tub thumping

Here we go I get no down Tumba Wamba Correct Yeah Amy Lunchbox Yeah it's me

For the win By the way If you get this one No pressure Just give me one I know And listen Eddie's been winning all the games So this is for the win

Just give me one I know Okay Who I am Here you go My Father Amy, do you know this one? I mean, do you know the song?

Yeah, I know the song. I know the song, too. Go ahead, lunchbox. Who? Natasha Beddingfield. Oh. No. She's not a, this is a country song.

I know. I didn't know who it was. I couldn't. Jessica Andrews. Eddie. Come on. Come on. To tie it.

Here we go. One hit wonder. I only had one hit. One voice. There you go. Do you know who this is? I do. I do.

Go ahead. Billy Gilman. Correct. Yeah. I mean. Are we at a tie here? Yes, of course we are. We give him a softball

and we give me some girl no one's ever heard of. Everyone could sing Jessica Andrews song but no one can sing Billy Gilman in the studio and lunchbox is complaining. Right.

All right, here we go. This is a tiebreaker. Buzz in with your name if you know it. Okay. Now you may know a lot of this guy's song because he's a great artist but he's ever only had one number one.

Ready. Ready. Buzzin with your name so you can answer the song. Ready? Yep. The song is called In Color.

Here we go. Eddie. Jamie Johnson. Correct. Eddie wins. All Eddie does is win. All Eddie does is win. All I do is win.

I mean, I was getting that soft of Billy Gilman. And then when it comes down to the tie when everybody has a chance to get back in, Eddie still closes the deal. I don't even know who that is. Wow. He's got a big beard. Eddie, congratulations, my friend. Thanks, bones. That felt good.

You are holding up your reputation. All I Do is Win. As Mr. All I Do is Win. I think that's your new nickname. No, it's not. Why not? We've already gone over this.

No, he doesn't have the song. He doesn't have the song. Yeah, that's going to be yours. Guys, he won one music game. Relax. Hey, Mr. Winner. Nice job. Mr. Winter?

Nah, that's short for Mr. All I Do is Win. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Anything you want to say, Eddie, before I hit this? Man, I just want to say thank you guys for playing, but remember, all I do is win. There he goes. Wants to be like me, wants to take my stuff.

It's cool. It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Tell me something good. This one's awesome. There's a non-profit started by students at the University of Central Florida, and they're helping kids across the country that have missing limbs. It's called Limitless, but Limit is felt with limbs.

Get it? L-A-M-B. They will launch their U.S. clinical trial of Bionic Arms for Children Made on 3D printers. 20 kids are going to be fitted with these limitless cases. custom design bionic arms, and they hope over the next five to ten years to get 5,000 kids, 5,000 bionic arms or legs. Amazing. To help them out.

Isn't that crazy? Limitless. Limitless. Limit. Limb. LIMB. Yeah. Yeah, I like that right there.

That's a good one. That was tell me something good. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby bones. Let me. We're transmitting across America. How's your weekend, Amy? It was pretty amazing.

Yeah, tell me about it. Well, saw you on American Idol. I'll go backwards. Spent a lot of time outside with the kids because the weather was so amazing. And then we watched the Royal Wedding. Yeah, so it's pretty good. How about you? So, I guess Thursday night, I taped all the Idol stuff.

And then Friday night, I did a show in Austin, which, by the way. Oh, pretty cool. Paramount. Not just pretty cool. Amy, I walked out on stage. I'm not kidding you because I keep a clock on the stage. As soon as I walked out. And this is unreal.

And Mike D can verify this. They gave me a standing ovation for five minutes before I'm even tall. Amy, I did nothing. I thought the standing ovation was for like after. Exactly. They would not. And I kept going, sit down. And all it is make them louder.

That's cool. It was crazy. I didn't know what to do. Yeah. That's awkward. I'm not good at taking praise anyway. And I'm just standing and they're like chanting, boom. It's weird, man.

Like, I definitely felt loved, though, on that stage. It was crazy. Does it fill up your love cup? Your love tank? Too much. It was overflowing. It was overflowing. Will you verify that, Mike D?

Yeah. Thank you, Mike D. Yeah, it was crazy. There he is. That's why we call him Quiet Mike. Thanks, Mike D. Thank you, Mike D. Thanks for that in-depth analysis.

So, yeah, then I don't know last night and then I fly back today. So, yeah, I watched a lot of that royal wedding. I was reading the story that they say if she would have been infertile, Megan Markle, he couldn't have married. Oh, because they can't produce more royal babies? Yeah, that's not real love, right? No, you think they would just be like, you know, whatever. They still can't guarantee that she's going to get pregnant, even if she got tested.

They're saying that she could go the IVF. Is that it? Yeah. I wonder if that would be the first time that happened in the royal family. Don't know. I wonder if that's scandalous. I feel a bit like I know about the royal family because of that show The Crown. on Netflix. Yeah.

In the past, I'd never, I'd know what was going on. It's like, who cares? They were giving a bunch of money. But I do appreciate it a little more because of the crown. So, here's a big controversy right now. This guy named Connor Shaw claims that Jason Aldean song is rip off of his. So first of all, here's Jason Aldine, you make it easy. So this guy, Connor Shaw, I believe he's Canadian. He says, they ripped off my song.

Now, Jason Aldeen didn't write the song. I think one of the guys from FGL wrote it, and then Morgan Wallen, I think wrote the song. So, here is Connor Shaw. It's called Easy. Okay, played it. Jason Aldeen again. Connor Shaw again. I'm going to come to you first. Your thoughts.

Okay, right away, I'm like, okay, yeah, you make it easy. Is sort of the same? Yes. but if you're in love and you're writing a love song and you're thinking about that person that you love and just how easy it is like maybe that's something that just comes naturally to people in love like you make it easy

loving up on you but I think mostly it's the melody of the song Does it sound like it? No, the other dudes is way more bluesy Right? Eddie, let's go to you. Yeah, no chance, no chance. I think yeah, the whole

you make it easy, yes, but the songs don't sound the same to me at all actually. They sound similar to me. I don't think so much so they can lose a court case. I think that they both sound like, you send me. Baby you send me, darling you. Honest you do, honest you do. So that's an old school song.

I don't know that song. The Rolling Stones have a song. I mean, just that ooh. Right. And the fact that they're both easy. Is it that? No, I couldn't. I couldn't.

So you're saying it. It is kind of, I mean, it does sound the same, but it would never hold up in court. It wouldn't hold up in court. It's just such a, ooh, I don't know how you're going to stamp that melody. Yeah. But, darling you, you know who sings that, Mike D? Sam Cuck. Oh, Sam Cuck.

You know, yeah, you know how you got into that song? How? Taylor Hicks and American Idol. Did you sing that? Yeah. Bobby's Idol for a hot minute. Yeah, yeah, speaking of American Idol, yep. I just, I just don't think it's the same.

Do you think, yeah, so they'll take it to court and it'll just get thrown out? I don't even think they go to court. Jason now does nothing to do with it. He didn't write the song. Florida Georgia Line or Tyler. Yeah. Maybe they add this guy as a writer at worst. That's what happens.

But what if they're like, I've never heard of this dude in my life. I've never heard this song in my life. That doesn't always matter. Oh. If it sounds so similar, sometimes you just have to add them. Oh, they cross their heart hope to die though. Oh. What if they swear on their children?

Do you want to hear this? I'm going to play you. This is the demo for dirt on my boots. Okay? So what happens is when writers get in a room, when they finish the song for the day, they get their computer out and they record the song, and they send it off to people. So John Party ended up taking, John Party didn't write dirt on my boots. Okay? So the song was written by Jesse Frazier, who I just did a bobby cast with. And this is why I have this, Ashley Goreley and Red Aiken's. And so Red Akins is actually singing this. So here's dirt on my boots, the demo. I might have a little dirt on my boots But I'm taking you up town tonight Might have a little mud on my wheels But they're going to shine with you up inside Going to hit the club

Gonna cut a rub burn it up like neon lights Might have a little dirt on my boots We're going to dance the dust right off of tonight Yeah girl Keep playing it So this is a demo Hard as I worked all day I'm a work hard of love

on you, spin you all over that dance floor right out of your high-heel shoes. When you're ready to quit, baby, we can slip right out of that bar room door. And when I take you home, don't worry, baby, I'm gonna kick them off on the porch.

Might have a little dirt on my boots, but I'm taking you uptown tonight. So, that's awesome, huh? That's a jam. What happens is they write that in the room and then they just record it with a couple of microphones. and a computer. So all the artists aren't in a studio when they record that and they send it out to people and they go, does anyone want to cut this song? And John Party picked it, put the, all the,

the players in a room and then made it his version. But Jesse Frazier did a Bobbycast and I hope people listen to that. Just search Bobbycast. But yeah, that's the, and that's Red Aiken singing it. I like that cool. So John Party didn't like some of that breakdown in there. John Party made it, John Party. Yeah, I know, I get it. But I actually really like that version too. Yeah, but I think you like it a lot because you've heard it traditionally by John Party. Oh, I love the song. And Red Aiken's singing it.

Yeah, Red Ake and singing it too. How cool is that's cool. So I wanted to play that for you and tell people they can hear about that on the Bobbycast. A nice little treat? Yeah, that's what the Bobbycast is. One whole treat of like behind the scenes of music. Bobby Foams.

You know what I did, Amy? It was Soul Cycle for the first time. Oh, did you love it? Yeah, that was pretty fun, actually. That's a delayed answer. Well, I mean, I get it. You kind of have to think about it. it's really, really hard, but then it's also fun.

It's not even the hard part that got me. It's very, almost like a religious experience. Oh. Have you ever been? Yes. Yeah. They turn the lights off. There are candles.

The guys yelling motivational things at you the whole time. It's very intense. The music is like so loud. So loud. You've got little hand weights while you're cycling. Yeah. All that. I didn't think it was super difficult.

I think I'm a pretty good shape. But I did think it was pretty good shape. But I did think it was pretty intense. And I liked it. But it took me a second to yell and stuff. They were like, yell. And I was like, yeah. But then he would like, you know, come on, yell.

Yeah. So is the thing. I went to a soul cycle. And I think I was at California, like over a Christmas break or for New Year's Eve. And I went with a friend on New Year's day. Yeah. And it, like the motivation for starting the New Year. I mean, they were yelling.

I left there thinking. It felt like church. conquer the year. I have no idea why I'd I accomplish that year. But I definitely, I will never forget that soul cycle glass. Yeah, it did feel a little bit like church. And so they make you wear their shoes,

though, which is weird to me. Yes, of course, unless you buy your own. Oh, you can buy, well, I was only going once. But yeah, they make you put on the clip-in shoes. They spray them, though. Oh, I don't know. I don't even have a word for that. Don't think about it.

It's like bowling. Yeah, except for you're sweating away more. Yeah, Eddie, you're working out. It's true. It's disgusting when you really think about it. And I got to blow out the candle. You did? Yeah, because here's what happened. I didn't know what I was doing the whole time because it moves pretty fast.

And there are four candles and the person who's running the class has four different people blow out the candle. And he comes up to me there and I blow it out. Because a lot of times I didn't know what I was doing. I was watching everybody else. So he felt bad for me. And I was one of the last ones to book my seats. I was right next to him up front. The whole thing was a mess, but I did enjoy it.

It was cool. I'm glad you went. There was a girl next to me and they have you like acknowledge your partner the whole time. And I didn't know her. But they were like, look to your partner and do a cheers with your water. And she wouldn't cheers me. She wouldn't even look at me. Oh, she wasn't into it? I don't know.

I wasn't trying to hit on her. Well, I know. But I mean, she just wasn't into the whole like, hey. No. They would be like, look at your neighbor and, you know, introduce yourself. And I looked over and I said, hi, hi, she wouldn't even look at me. And so it's like, you know, when you give someone a high five, they leave you hanging? Yes.

Yeah. Yeah, I got SoulCycle hanging. I was like, hey, how are we? Oh, you're not even looking at me. Okay. So did you turn to the person on the other side or they were with another partner? There wasn't anyone on the other side. No. Because I was up there up front.

So, yeah. Whatever. Whatever. I love it. But am I weird? Like, why won't people talk to me? No one sits next to me on the airplane on Southwest. No one talks to me at Soul Cycle.

I don't know. I think the history of man has ruined you. Like, I think girls just kind of just are always scared to talk to guys because of what guys being creepy is. Yeah. Yeah, you're suffering the consequences of other men. It's not you. It's not you. It's other men.

So hundreds of years of men have caused soul cycle girl to not talk to me. Don't worry about Bobby. It's not you. I wasn't even trying to hit on her. Nothing about me was trying to. You should have told her that. Hey, I'm not trying to hit on you. That would have gone well.

Like, I'm not interested in you at all whatsoever. I just... I know what you're thinking. I'm not hitting on you. Okay. Well, that was frustrating. This is a bodybon show. Body bones.

So I always hear that tequila is the alcohol that makes you crazy. Now, I don't drink, but tequila, I'm being told, is the one that makes you go kind of loco. Okay. Hey, Raymond, you're kind of our drinker guy. What do you think about tequila? Tequila's pretty awesome. You've got to be careful, though. Sometimes it's so smooth.

You can drink a lot of it. I heard tequila is the only upper. Is that the problem with it? Well, the story is that vodka actually makes you crazier than tequila. Really? How do you guys feel about that? Would you agree with that, Eddie? I like vodka.

It doesn't make me crazy, though. It ranked first for people who admitted to waking up naked after too many drinks. Wow. That's funny. That's a good poll. Amy, which one for you? Joe Nichols should change his song. I mean, I don't really drink tequila, I don't think.

But which alcohol for you makes you go, ooh, I got to be careful with this kind of. kind of alcohol because I don't know. I don't want this part of Amy to come out. Okay, vodka. Like probably a liquor. A liquor. I'm more of a wine person, but if I devil in the liquor, you've got to watch it. Got to pump the brakes a little.

Got to be like, how many of I had? You've done your dumbest up drinking what? Around the room. Eddie? Mine is whiskey. Yeah? Yeah. That's the time, like, remember I had my laptop over my head, line on the front of the waiting

for a new room. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And then the taxi cab dropped me off my house and I just gave my wallet. That was a bad night. Raymond, what about you? Which alcohol?

Definitely, Captain Morgan. So whiskey type... That's rum. And whiskey. Anything dark, the times I've done that, I start crying and end up like, I'll go back in the past with my buddies a lot and bring up past stuff. It's rum for you. Lunchbox?

All of it. I've done dumb stuff on all of it. I mean, you name it, I drink enough of it. I can get crazy and I get slurry and I don't know where I am and you find me wandering alone at the end of the night. Wondering alone. Poor guy. I'm so intrigued.

Yeah, because, yeah, you don't have a drink. Tag, you're it. This is when you guys talk and I go, I would just like to experience what that's like, to just be free, carefree. You'd probably be the one that wakes up naked. Yeah. Nicked.

Again. Not even need that. On the Bobby Bone Show now. Tenial Towns. I'm a big fan of this next artist coming in. She's actually not in the studio yet, but she has a record. It's kind of a half record called the Living Room Work Tapes.

I was playing her on the show. I think she's coming. in here now. Here she comes. Tanil Towns, everybody. She's gonna perform. There she is. There she is. There she is. Come on and over here. I have a seat right here, Tanil. There she is. So here's a funny... How are you, Tanil? I will. How are you doing? Good to see you again. I'm glad you could come up on our little show. Thank you so much for having me. I'm so pumped to be here.

Put those headphones on right there. Here's the Tanil and I story. So one, I'm a big fan of her music. And I never met her before. And so, this is called Jersey on the wall. You know, I got a long list of questions. Like, how do you make a snowflake? Are you angry when the earthquakes? And so, we're in Las Vegas at the, what are we there for? ACMs, maybe? That's right. Yeah. And so she goes, hey, I'm Toneil. And I was like, oh, I know everything about you. And I just started reciting, like, all the facts from her life. And she was like,

You're weird. I was like, you're weird. I was like, how did you know all of this? That's amazing. Because I'm a big fan. Well, I appreciate that. That's really cool. Her name is Tenil Towns.

I was just in Canada. I saw it in Toronto. Yeah, which to me, all Canada's still at this point, is all the same to me because I've only been in one place. Only Toronto? Yeah. Why? I love Ontario, but I'm a little parcel to Alberta because that's my home turf. Which is left.

It's over like above Montana. That's right. I know that because my ex-girlfriend's from the... the same place. Ooh, okay. Do you know Lindsay? I do know Lindsay. Okay.

It's like Arkansas. You kind of know everybody. Yeah. So, yeah, her and I meet and then I say, hey, why don't you come play some shows and she's going to do a bunch of shows with me, open up for me, doing stand-up? It's awesome. So, yeah, good to do. Thank you for having me.

I can't wait to go on the road. It's going to be awesome. We'll see about that. How old are you? 24. Man, how tall are you? I'm like 5-2 on a good day. Yeah, she's tiny.

She's tiny. Yeah. So tell me about you. So you moved down here when? I moved here four years ago. I've been making trips here, writing, and skipping as much schools. My parents would let me since I was like 14. Really?

So you would come down as a teenager and write songs with people? Man, what's this living room work tapes? Because I listen to it, and I like it. I listen to all the songs. It's not a full record. Not a full record. How many songs is it? Four songs.

So did you really make this in a living room? The vibe is the living room. This is my friend Daniel Tashin's little studio, which has got some couches and chairs and very much feels like that. I think a lot of writing rooms in Nashville feel like that. Because everybody's broke is why. You just get any equipment you can get and put it all together. Right.

You want to hear you sing? Yes. So this is Teneal Towns. We're going to talk to a little more in a second. But will you play where you are? I would love to the play. Because that's my favorite song. I like all the songs.

Thank you. Thank you. But that's my favorite song. It's called Where You Are. This is Teneal Towns, everybody. Hey, guys, so because of licensing roles, We can't play anything with music on this Iheart radio channel or podcast anymore. But you can go to Bobbybones.com to see it.

We hate that we had to take it down. It wasn't our decision. But I just wanted to keep you up. And we wanted to keep up as much as possible. So go to bobbybones.com to watch or hear whatever you're missing right now. And thank you for listening to the show. And sorry about all the legal stuff. I'm talking about.

That's what I'm talking about. That's why I went over. She says, hi, I'm Teneal. I was like, I know everything about you. Yeah, that's totally your right of his alley. I mean, that music is so good. Yeah, it's really good. Thank you.

You're a star. That means a lot coming from you. Holy, thank you. I mean, there's a, like, the first time I heard her, I thought, man, I got to, I'm going to get her on the radio. I got to, like, take her out and let people see her. And so, and I thought this before I ever met you. And so she's out, I just handed the note. She's going to be in Muskegon, Michigan, Riverside, Iowa, and then six shows in Nashville.

Yeah. She's doing all the shows in Nashville with me. I mean, that's how, you're really fantastic. Eddie, what you think about that? Amazing. Hey, how about that? How about that? How about that? Awesome.

I don't even like watching people when they play. Because sometimes people come in and I'll turn my head because I'm like, ooh, this is awkward. Like they're pretty good, but it's kind of weird. Right. I was dialed in. It's good. Yeah.

That's like a tiny guitar, huh? It is kind of a tiny guitar. I got this guitar from all of my family. They pitched him for my graduation, so. Is that ukulele? You're just little? I mean, it's not quite a ukulelele, but I wouldn't mind playing one of those. Well, I'm a massive fan.

Thank you. Thank you for believing in this and play. playing this music. So what's the deal with, did you go to a Chenaya Twain concert and get pulled up on stage with her? It did. Yeah, what's that about? So, I'm a diehard fan my whole life, nine years old, and heard she was coming

to Alberta, and my family surprised me with tickets, and I made my mom make me a costume. Like a Shania costume? Yeah, because I was like, I really want to look like her. So, like, ten minutes, it's a five-hour drive to get to Evanton, and so she gets the glue gun out and, like, glue guns, the ribbons, like the

Miami concert with the stripes on the shirt and then the like yellow down the pants and the yellow ponytail and I made a sign that said, Shani, can I please sing with you? I mean, she's my hero. I knew every word to every song. And we stood there at the concert and I held my sign up and the security guard. Let me like stand right up by the stage and I just stood there the whole show and in awe. And she let someone sing a line like a couple seats down for me and she started walking towards me and I thought, oh my gosh, she's going to let me sing a line. And instead of like reaching the microphone out, she like reached her hand out. And she like reached her hand out. and I threw the sign, and grabbed her hand, and danced around this whole stage, and we ended up at the top, and she asked me to sing, like, a chorus of something for everybody.

And I'll never forget looking out. It's like this curtain of 18,000 people. I was like, I like, I like, can't wait to, like, stand back here someday and pull up some nine-year-old kids. That's cool. That's really neat. You can say that. If I ever say that, it sounds creepy. Yeah. I can't wait to pull up some nine-year-old kid.

Yeah, yeah. Tonell Towns is here. Can you tune and play another song? I sure can, yeah. So we're going to have her come back in a second, because I'm a big fan. I want her to play Jersey on the wall. Can you play that one? I can.

Do you know that one? I do. Okay, cool, cool. So we're going to come back with Teneal. Got it. Teneal Town spelled T-E-N-I-L-L-E-T-O-N-E-S. I like to spell that from my listeners. Thank you for that.

Because I have to look it up too. Thanks. Teneal Towns. We'll come back with her on one second. On the Bobby Bones show now. Teneal Town. Yeah, one of my favorite new artists, Teneal Towns. we've invited her for the second song

Doesn't always happen But even Amy She got the invite Even Amy's like Oh man that's really good You're gonna like this next song too But this song is written actually about something tragic huh Yes

So what happened? I was playing for this group of kids up in Graham and Andy Brunswick And I had no idea that they'd just been through this crazy accident With five kids from the high school One of which Danielle had passed away She was like a valedictorian star basketball player And I went back for the graduation in the following year

and sat in the back of the room as a total observer and just someone who admired the community and saw her jersey hanging up there and I thought, man, do I have questions for God? And one of my best friends lost her little brother after that and kind of put me in the emotional place

to be able to ask those questions and to know that it's okay to, you know? Yeah. So this is Tenil Towns. This is called Jersey on the Wall. Good. Yeah. Songs awesome.

Sad, makes you feel things. All the things. Yep, that's Tenil Towns. Live in the studio. Holy cow. Did you ever hear back from them about the song? Anybody from the school ever reach out? Yes.

What did they say about that? They're very touched and honored. And, yeah, I heard a comment from Daniel's dad the other day, which is pretty. It means so much to me to know that people connect to that. And it's crazy how many people will come up and tell me a story about an accident that happened or someone they love that they lost. And, I mean, that's what music's for. So it means the world to me when people do that.

I mean, I'm touched. I've heard the song a thousand times, even hearing that. Man, you're the real deal, Tenil Towns. First time I ever heard you play in person here. Man, I burnt up that record, though. Thank you. If it was a cassette tape, it'd probably be smoking. Yeah.

That's so cool. All the time, all the time. On the airplane, all the time. So I listen to. Well, Tanil, I'm a huge fan. Thank you, Bobby. Thank you. Big things.

What do you think about this? I love it. I think now I'm going to go download some stuff. Or you can stream at me, ma'am. Okay, dude. Sorry. I'm old school. Don't be it.

I'm just playing. Go ahead? No, really, really good. That song, I mean, both of them, both songs were really good, but that second one got me. Yeah, I know. Yeah, it's a real one, huh? That's why I had to change it. That's getting too emotional.

I don't like that. I like to make jokes. Switch it up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Throw the old curveball. Teniletowns, thank you so much. And I'll see you later this year. We'll go do some shows together.

Can't wait. But otherwise, I just want to let our listeners hear you. Nice to go. That wasn't even, Eddie, that was live. Love it. That wasn't even from me playing audio. I didn't expect this today. You didn't?

No. Better than you thought it? Yes. I ever do you wrong when I bring them like a handbook. Like if I handpick somebody, do I ever do you wrong? No, no, no. Of course not. All right, Tonell Towns, good to see you.

Thank you for having you. See you soon. And check out the album. Stream it or as Amy does. Download it. Record it on cassette with record, play, pause. Actually, I was recording you as you're just playing right now. I'm going to listen back.

There you go. It's called Living Room Work Taps with Teneal Town. We'll be back in a minute. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones. Let me. This is the Bobby... Brandon Ray has a new song out called Bring Your Love Back.

Here, play a hook of that for me, Raymond. I'm going to play that in a few minutes. He's our class of 2018 artist, but that's a really cool song. First, though, we shall go to Amy with the pile. That's right. The Bobby Ball Show. Here's Amy's pile of stories. So Starbucks announced a new policy on Saturday that allows anyone to sit in its cafes

or use its restrooms, even if you don't buy anything. Yeah, you know why, right? Yes, I do. Because of the guys in Philadelphia, they were like, hey, they're causing trouble. They arrested them. They were just a couple black dudes who were hanging out. And it seems like they were obviously racially profiled because they were doing nothing. Yeah.

And this is a result of that. And they said they've told all their workers to consider anyone who walks in the store, a customer regardless of whether they make a purchase. They should be treated as a customer. That whole being able to use the bathroom, though. People just pee everywhere. Wait, what? What do you mean?

Even people, I don't understand. People's public badger habits are disgusting. Yeah. It's like treat it like you would your home a little bit, please. Yeah, they just like wash their hands and then throw the paper towel. They're like, oh, I didn't make it in the trash can. No big deal. I don't need to pick it up.

I'm like, well, yeah, you do. This is my one opportunity to urinate around the toilet. I mean, I've been waiting to do this. I've been waiting to do this my whole life. All right, what else is saying? So robot dogs could go on sale soon. A company in Boston came out with Spot Mini, which is programmed to open doors and walk up and downstairs and over rough terrain. And they're going to start marketing it to customers next year.

First to businesses to use it as like a security watchdog. And then if families eventually want them in their home as like a watchdog, you can get one too. Can we please stop with this? Why? Now here's why. Why? I don't like this idea of the robot dog. Why?

Because let's not get ahead of ourselves and let's invent the robot girlfriend first. Let's get that finish before the robot dog comes in. You know what I'm saying? So you're okay with the robot girlfriend, but I'm not. I'm okay with the dog, but let's give me that girlfriend develop first. I'm sure two different companies are working on two different things. Okay, okay. As long as we don't give up on the robot girlfriend, I'm good.

All right, what else? So how much time do you think you spend on Instagram? Not as much as Twitter, but, you know, and Insta Stories is making Instagram less posty. Because people are posting on their stories all the time that they don't post them much on Instagram. Yeah, that's true. You know what I mean?

I mean, probably 10, 12 looks a day. Well, we'll soon be able to know exactly because Instagram is building a usage insights feature into the app that will let you know just exactly how much time you're spending on there or how much time you're wasting or however you want to look at it. And then from there you can evaluate whether or not you need to make some adjustments. Well, I'm sure we all need to make adjustments when it comes to looking at our phones. but I think if I get that inside thing,

I'll have actually been on it more than I think. You know? Yeah, I agree. Like, I would be like, oh, not that much. And then it's like 16 hours a day. Do you let your daughter get on your Instagram? Yes, she scrolls through and sometimes I'll let her look at different pictures. And one time, briefly, because she was going through,

I unfollowed Kim Kardashian for a little bit when she was posting all these, like, naked body pictures of herself? And my daughter was like, what's that? this. I was like, oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. But then I started following her back because she quit doing it. But I let her go on Instagram a little bit. She has some Haitian friends that have Instagram, so sometimes we'll go check

out their profiles and stuff. That's cool. All right, there is that the pile? Yeah, I'm Amy. That's my pile. Amy, your one thought from the royal wedding. Go. Man, not too many. I wonder if Prince Harry planned on biting his

lip. Like that. Because when he saw how hot she was, he bit his lip. He was like, you look amazing or whatever he said, and then he bit his lip. I wonder if he was like... Amy's mentioned this twice so far today. Oh, it's like the best part. I mean, it was so perfect and like awesome. I just loved it.

It was so great. I was like, man. Somebody needs some sweet loving. I know. No, I'm going to show my husband that clip on over and over and be like, practice doing this. What about if I do this? Whenever I'm getting married, tell me if this is cool because I'm going to do it. move. Okay, ready? So if it's

like, I'm like, hey, you look great. And then I lick my lips like that. No, that doesn't work. Oh, lick lip-lipping. No, he just straight up licked all over the place with his tongue. No. His was, it was very, Bobby. It was like, subtle. Oh, I saw it. It wasn't one of your favorite parts?

Just from a romantic standpoint, you being the romantic guy that you are, like it was just super sweet. Okay, I'm not hating on it either. Okay, what's your one thought from the royal way? looking at a, you're trying to read one of those sex novels right now. No, I'm not. No, I had one comment about him biting his lip. I liked Oprah. I did. Just being there? Yeah, yeah, I did. I like David Beckham. He looked good. Yeah. I thought the Clooney's looked good. Yeah. Yeah. You know, I think it's cool when there's just a big group of people being happy. I like that. Yeah.

You know, I think that any wedding, if shown, with that many can, cameras is going to be romantic and awesome. I like the fact that the bishop, as I would have called him, the preacher. I like it that, I like the sermon about love. I like that he was American. You know, there is cool. I mean, I didn't watch for hours and hours, but, you know, that Queen Elizabeth is getting old, though, too. Woo.

She won't step down. Like, it's Prince, that Charles, it's time to be the king. Would you? She's 90, probably. Oh. She's always like, I'm going to ride this until. But she can anyway. It's not like they kick her out.

Like, okay, you've given up the throne. Now go back, go back home, old lady. We're going to go. That's it. Thank you for hanging out with us today. I'm going to fly back to Nashville. I get back late tonight. I'll be back in the studio with you guys tomorrow.

And so I've been gone for so long. I can't wait to be back. Yeah. You're probably going to walk in, look at all of us, and bite your lip. Got my lip. Yeah. Now we're going to be like that's gross. Good to see you.

I'm going to hurt myself. Okay. I don't know. I'm going to go watch that again. What? Stop watching that. What? I'll boomerang it.

We're going to go. We'll see tomorrow. I hit the button there. Thank you very much. We'll see you on Tuesday's show. Bye, everybody. Bobbybones.com. All right.

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