The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby And Eddie Take Low Blows At Each Other + Amy Opens Up About The Struggles Of Motherhood

Episode Date: January 31, 2018

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Disneyland.com for details. Bobby Bones, everybody. We're transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Bonds show. Come on, Bobby. I shouldn't laugh at the story that Amy told me. I have to.

And it's set. By the way, Goodmore Studio! Morning! Amy's daughter has a watch. Do you want to tell them the story? Oh. I know. It's not funny.

Yeah. It's not funny. Do you think it's kind of funny? I don't know. I don't know how I feel that I'm sort of just irritated at whoever told her this. Okay. So she's 10 years old, right? Yes.

She's 10. So she brought this watch. She only brought a few things with her from the orphanage, one of them being this pink watch. Does she's had there? I don't know or she got it, but she has it. And it doesn't beep all the time, but there's some sort of timer set on

and I can't figure out how to make it stop. But every time it beeps, she said that someone told her every time the alarm goes off on the watch, it means someone died. Whoa. A kid told her that. Whoa, that's intense.

That's crazy. And she believes it. Yeah. So it's a thing. So. Kids are terrible. How are you? dealing with this?

I mean, I'm trying to make the, I'm trying to figure out how to press the right buttons to make it stop going off. That's what she's doing. Yeah. But, and I don't, I can't, it's what she. You also can't take it away from her. No, I really, honestly, I'm saying she maybe took a couple of things. I really can't picture anything else that she brought besides that watch and it's pink.

And she loves it. You don't want to laugh, but it's so outrageous. Yeah. But when it beeps, and I guess a 10 year old, there could be this, I'm kept thinking, is there a language thing I'm missing here? Or is this lost in trans? I'm getting it wrong. But no, I mean, I talked with her about it, and I tried to explain to her that that is not what's happening.

Does she believe you? And she doesn't need to freak out. She's just kind of like, after I say it, she shrugs her shoulders and carries on. And the next time it beeps, her eyes get real big and she goes, oh, man. I know. Who told her that? Here in America or in Haiti? No, she was told it in Haiti.

I get to the bottom of that. Yeah. No, she wasn't told it here. It's something. Who knows how long she has believed this? I used to think babies came out of the belly button until like three years ago. Man, that was a harsh truth.

It was. Same thing. I laugh because it's so outrageous. People waiting for that battery to die. You're going to have to lose that watch at some point. Maybe she just ends up wearing it without the battery in it. No, hopefully I can just convince her one day that it's not, whoever told you that, however long ago, that's not what's happening with this watch here. The watch is going to fall apart eventually.

Then you make it a necklace or something. Yeah. We better stop beeping by then. Or what if it really is? No, stop. No, no. It's like a black mirror episode, The Death Watch. Oh, great.

The Death Watch. All right, we're here. Thanks for hanging out with us here on Wednesday. Recognizing people doing cool things. It's ICU. A dog in Northern California is a hero. Let me tell you the story. And you tell me if you think the dog actually knew something.

Okay. This guy was out walking in the morning. He slipped and fell into the water. This is right about San Francisco. right off a dock. And so Mo, who's a golden retriever, saw the incident from the backyard and started barking, barking, barking, barking, barking at the window.

So the owner goes, what's happening? Looks out, sees the guy struggling in the water, jumps in the water, saves him. So do you think the dog actually knew the guy was drowning and started barking? I don't know the dog knows someone's drowning, but they have intuition that's telling them something's wrong, and that's why they bark. I agree too, but how do we know? We've never actually communicated with the dog.

Yeah. Well, that's what I think. Yeah. You're right. I've never talked to a dog. Well, I've talked to them. I just don't know to talk back. I've never, yeah. But I just think that they have something in their gut that tells them sometimes when things aren't right.

Yeah, my dog doesn't. He just wants to eat. Yeah, right. I feel like if something were to happen to you, okay. Nah. He'd be like, where's my royal canine of food? And then maybe I'll let everybody know. Please visit him, mowed the dog later the day and said,

sweet dog. And they gave him a little pin for his role. honorary police dog. Yeah, good for. I think the dog probably knew something was up too. Yeah. Have you seen Lassie? Not since 1927, Amy.

I haven't know. I see you. The Bobby Bones Show. Big Three Stories. It's producer Raymond. In weather news, the snow is causing travel chaos in the northeast. There was over five inches along the New England coast. Moore is on the way.

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Who in this room would like to own a flamethrower? Me? Absolutely. Dangerous things waiting to happen. So the guy that has Tesla? Well, that's smart dude. Is selling flamethrowers. Really?

He says he sold 10,000. through his website. Elon Musk, the founder and CEO of Tesla, he launched the Flamethrower at 500 bucks. Posted an Instagram video of him using the gun. It shoots about two feet out. ATF says that Flamethrowers

with a flame shorter than 10 feet is A-O-K. So he made him, and you can buy a flamethrower. Dude, buy one lunchbox, please. Tell me the website. Flamethrower.com. Google Elon Musk's Flamethrower. You'll like it. It'll be up there.

What? We need one of these for the show. That just can be safe. What do we do with that? All sorts of things. What wouldn't we do with this? I mean, really. He got a point there.

Yeah. That'd be the worst thing we ever bought in the show's history. Just go get a blow torch, although this one looks way cooler. This looks like a Ghostbuster. You can just get hairspraying a lighter. Yeah. My point is there already are ways to have flame throwers. Oh, man, this one looks awesome.

Are you on the website? Man, I'm finding all these news stories. I can't find the website. Well, that's cool. It looks like a real gun. Wi-Fi blocked it from your laptop. She went in and set the settings. I mean, look at how cool that looks.

Yeah, get you on. Yeah. Let's do it. Let's. Time now for your positivity. Time now. Please listen to me. All right.

Ready? Around the room. Damn it's something good. A mechanical engineer for Pennsylvania loved a very simple life. He was a World War II vet. Family said he saved. Very inexpensive car. Had the same pair of Velcro sneakers for years.

Love fast food. And then as he died, he donated $37 million. What? What? He donated it to the library. So if people could read, have more books, educate themselves. That's a great place to donate it. Whenever I was growing up, there was a lady, and she pushed a car all over town.

And she collected cans. And they called her the bag lady. And everybody knew who she was. And she had a house. It was a hoarder house. And then when she left, she donated millions to the church. Wow. And everybody was like, what in the world?

So cool. Yeah. Amy, you're up. Well, Southwest Airlines used one of their Boeing 737s to transport 14,000 pounds of humanitarian supplies to San Juan last week. But here's this. On the return trip, they loaded it up with dogs and cats, brought them to Baltimore where they're going to be put up for adoption. So took supplies down there. Instead of coming back empty, 62 dogs and cats.

That's awesome. Yeah, good one. Lunchbox. Ella was riding on the train. She's on her cell phone. She's talking to her friend crying about how she's having. having money problems, gets off the phone, falls asleep. And when she wakes up, a stranger had wrapped $140 in a napkin and said,

I hope your financial times get better and this helps you pay your bills. What? Yeah. Wow. That's awesome. I need to do more sleeping on the sidewalk. Yeah. That's awesome.

That's good news. Tell me something to go, boom. The Bobby Bon Show. Lunchbox would like to do some math now for us. Oh, okay. Because the flu has been all over America. All over. And so he's done a little math here, and he's actually blaming Eddie for the reason that we're all going to get sick.

But go ahead, lunchbox, break it down for us. All of us here are going to get the flu because Eddie came to us like a week ago and said his son's school was shut down because 135 kids had the flu. Then Eddie had a slumber party for his son this past weekend and had six of those kids in his house. So the math, numerical numbers saying, the numerical number. Yes, says one of those six kids had the flu, which means Eddie was in contact with this kid for 24 hours and brought those germs into this room.

So one of us out of eight people is going to get the flu. That is simple math, simple science. It doesn't sound simple. I think there is something to thread of kids, a lot of kids, Eddie and Eddie bringing it in. Wait, how close to the party? Did your school get shut down? Well, there were 137 kids and 11 teachers that got it in the school.

The kids that came to my house, I don't think they had the flu. There was one that had the sniffles. Like, he kept rubbing his nose and stuff. I would be like, sorry, kid, we're postponing your party for a couple months. I just wouldn't know how to party with that many kids around flu season. Especially when they shut down the school. It was a junior's birthday party and that's what he was. Yeah, school was shut down.

Like, that's not normal. Like, party shut down. Your birthday will happen when we're all clear from the flu. I mean, he may end up in therapy later. later in life because daddy didn't have a party but it's fine. It's school back in? Yeah, everything's back to normal. Do you feel okay? I feel great. I don't think we're in trouble guys. I think we're in the clear. How many boys did you have

over child? Seven boys. Well, including my kids. Total. And how is that? Brutal. I'm still exhausted from that weekend. Yeah, that's because you got the flu. That's what happens when you get sick, you get tired. Did they go to sleep? Dude, I guess like they don't sleep at summer parties because like my My wife was like, no, just let them no bedtime, just let them go. They didn't went to bed like a 3.30, 4 in the morning. Oh, my goodness.

What? And so what did you do the whole time? Well, I stayed up in my bedroom watching TV and kept kind of like going down and listen and see what's up because I can hear them whispering stuff. You know I had to take their iPads away? That's a party? Yeah. What a party. First off.

There's a little rager over Eddie. Listen, first off, every kid came equipped with an iPad. Every kid. Yeah, that's amazing. Keep them occupied. Yeah. And then I was like, I heard one kid. say, oh, you should like her. Like her profile. Like her profile. I'm like, like her profile.

Uh-huh. Get over here. And I saw it and there was like a video game chat room that they were in and they're like, it's a girl. And I'm like, I got news for you boys. That's not a girl. Give me all your iPads. What do you think it is? Probably some old man saying he's a girl. So I took all their iPads away. And I'm like, uh-uh. And I was not the cool dad. Why don't you just disconnect them from Wi-Fi so they can't chat, but they can still play. Nope. I took them up to my room. And later, Junior told me he's like, we were trying to plot a way to get them all back. Little speakers. What did you do? What did you do? all the iPads. Put them under my bed on my side.

Oh my gosh. That sounds like the worst summer party ever. He's, Eddie, Jr's not going to have any friends next year to come to a party because they're going to be like, don't go. The next day, he made them all go to church. Yeah. Oh, that's on. Oh, that's a slumber party. I mean, cool. And then I found out two of them put them in a little Sunday school.

Two of them asked to go get some water and they never came back. I'm telling you, it was a mess. I am still exhausted from that weekend That's funny What a slumber party No iPads Gotta go to church Listen my house my rules

They were being sneaky with their iPads All mine Yeah that's not a party I thought I didn't Yeah what did y'all do that was fun for all Oh air hockey A pizza went bowling Watched movies

Popcorn Did they try stuff like listen to bad song Yes That was another thing that they tried to do One lesson I learned was don't ask them Hey, do your parents let you do this stuff? Because the answer is always like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, my parents do that? Because there'd be some songs that are a little iffy.

I'm like, ooh, I don't know about that song. Do your parents let you listen to this music? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We listen to Bruno Mars all the time. And then I was like, nah, we should start making our own rules and be like, no, no Bruno Mars today. So that's skull. Do your parents let you do that? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we're good.

One kid was like, can I drive shotgun? My dad lets me drive shotgun all the time. I'm like, drive shotgun. You're 10 years old, no. What do you mean drive shotgun? When can they sit in the front? Why not? When?

You have to be 11? It's the law. What is the law, though? I don't know 12 or something. Are you sure? That sounds crazy to me. I was like, everybody in the back. No one's sitting shotgun.

When I was 11, I was probably 12. Bobby was driving. I was driving with a gun. Well, Bones, you lived in the country. Yeah. I mean, Bobby, he will, if it is against the law, you will get arrested. I tried to explain that to my kids who grew up in Haiti with no seat belts. You can sit in the front seat on laps.

Like, it's so to come here and now have to buckle them and they don't understand. I just show them Oh I took Amy's son for a ride of my car 13 bones To ride in the front seat Yes 13 13 Oh my goodness you're like

So you're a freshman in high school To sit in the front Children under the age of 13 need to ride properly in the back seat What's it say Is this like a helicopter parent Now Eddie's making Eddie's interpreting the law now

Different states I took Amy's son And I took him for a ride of my car And so first of all he had a seat She was gonna put him in the back seat Which is me driving A booster seat Because that's where he has to sit

I was like, okay, that's fine. Put him in the front seat. No. Oh, my God. She put him in the front seat with the buss. I don't buckled him in. But I said, don't get pulled over. If you get pulled over, you're going to be in trouble.

We're rebels. We're flying too. Just quick bursts. Because I got a fast car. And so then he wanted to drive. He was like, me drive? And I was like, yeah, why not? He'd take his hand on the wheel.

I would let him. He thought he was driving. That's fine. We had a good time. He stressed me out if you did that. I was like, you want to take over? Put the booster seat in the driver and I'll sit passenger. Teach him young.

We came back safe. You did. And he had a good time. Yeah. Trust me. I think I'm laid back about that because they grew up driving in worse conditions. Like in Haiti there is no laws. I mean, whatever.

We're just doing things just to survive and get by. So I get it here. We want to obey the law. But Bobby was just taking for a spinner on the block. And he had his booster. See, he was buckled. Wasn't around the block. We went for a long, many miles.

My box is real quick. And this is just general wisdom. It's not a law. But if they're not tall enough, the airbag can hurt them when it comes out. Bobby? I didn't think about the airbag. Yes, that is why, Amy.

My car's one big airbag. If you hit something, it just goes, boom. It goes in the blend. Maybe float. Bobby Bones. The Bobby Bones show. It's. Bobby Bones show.

Boney up the day. This story comes to us from New York. A man was at the club, and he was thinking, man, the club closes. If I come back, I bet you there's a lot of cash in that safe. Oh. So he leaves. waits a couple hours, goes back, breaks in a second story window, and as he's climbing in, he gets his foot wedged,

and he's just dangling there. Oh, no, from a story up, too. Yeah, from a story up, can't get it loose, can't get it loose. He says, not worth it. Gets his cell phone calls 911. I love those stories where people have to turn themselves in. Those are so funny. Yeah, I like to report emergency.

Yeah, what's happening? I'm dangling. Where are you? The club That's funny I'm Lunchbox That's your Bonhead story

The day Bobby Bones Everybody Transmitting Across America This is a Bobby Bonds Show

Yesterday on Ellen She had this 12 year old Irish girl on Lunchbark Did you see it? No Amy did you see it No

I didn't feel like You would have Amy Okay You're free time Watching TV's over All of Lunchbox Is free time

watching TV Yeah and I do watch Ellen sometimes and she's really great. She found this 12-year-old Irish girl, like a singer. Pretty good, huh? Wow. Yeah. Remember Darmid, the Irish guy that we used to bring in?

Oh, yeah. And then he went back to Ireland and we haven't heard from him. He might be a big Irish star now. I have no idea. He knows, yeah. But he was sitting in the studio just watching the show one day. And I went to him on the air. I said, hey, what do you do?

He says, I worked for a UPS. I said, do you also sing? I totally put him on the spot. And he's like, I also sing Lucky Charms or whatever you said. And then he sang. As I've been gone. I've been gone too long. Just living my life on the road.

Another town. Yeah, one more song. As I'm coming home. Give a damn what these keys are for. I'm going to knock down their front door. We were all I mean Just stare at what just happened

Because he didn't come in pitching himself as an artist And then I said hey Why don't you come on tour And do some shows I was doing stand-up I think And he's like yeah And then all of a sudden he goes Oh sorry I got to move back to Ireland

And he was gone And we haven't heard from him since Yeah we need an update on that I forgot how good he was Does anyone know what happened to him Is he the president of Ireland or something now? No clue No one knows man

Show Weird reasons you've had to go to the hospital. Hey, Brittany in Ohio. Yes. Thank you for calling. What happened to you? I had a beetle fly into my ear and died. And so they actually went to the ER and the ER sent me home with the buzz still in my ear

because they couldn't get it out and sent me to a specialist the next day. So they have to vacuum it out? How does it happen to get it out? They had like these extremely long tweezers and the specialist went in and lifted it up off my eardrop and pulled it out. Wow. Wow. What if they said, Brittany, be still. And they just blew in your ear and it came out the other side. Oh!

That's all it took. Hey, so you're good though, right? Yes, I'm good now. Good. That'd be weird. And the reason we bring it up is because Amy's kid's teacher had a nose ring in. She fell asleep and went down her nose and her throat. And then she woke up like, ugh. Yeah.

My daughter's like, teacher wasn't at school today. She swallowed an earring. What? And sure enough, she did her nose ring, though. Brittany, appreciate you. Wendy in Florida, good morning. Good morning. What do you have here for us?

Well, this didn't happen to me, but one of my coworkers, her husband was cleaning the grow with one of those metal brushes, and one of the bristles fell off, and ended up in her hamburger. And after she ate, she felt something in her throat, and she went to the hospital. She ended up having to have surgery because the metal was stuck in her throat. Oh, man. That's crazy. Oh, I bet he felt bad. Total accident.

Total. I know, but you still feel bad. Wendy, appreciate you. You too. Have a great day. You too, you too. Jake and Austin. Hey, I actually work in a hospital, and we had someone come in last night that was cleaning their toilet and the seat fell. Oh, we lost them. Hold on the seat fell and what happened? The seat fell and it broke their finger. Oh, meaning like it went, bam!

And it broke their finger underneath it? Yep. Yeah, that stinks, and it's random. It's so random. But I can see it because that thing hits hard. It went boom, it just nailed. Appreciate you. Let's do one more.

Bethany in Tampa. What happened to you? What's the weird reason you went to the hospital? Good morning. Morning. So, and then it's happening is, you know, those little flowers? I think they're called dandelions, the ones, like you blow off, like, Beauty and the Beast. The Wishweeds.

Yeah. So I was blowing it off. And I sniffed it and I went all the way up my nose. My parents couldn't get it. I had to go to the ER and they had to get these long tweezers to pull it out. Oh, it was terrible. That does not sound good. Oh, no.

Makes me do that. I had to wipe my nose when she's talking about that. Hey, appreciate you. Thank you for the call. I was at the gym yesterday. I was boxing and listener was there. He was like, hey, Bobby and I was before I was sweating. He said, I appreciate you.

I was like, that's funny. Rarely does that come into my personal life? Is that when you got distracted and got him? the face? No, that's on Instagram though. That's a different thing. I get hit in the face

because I'm not that good. But there was a little Instagram controversy yesterday. And I had you look at my Instagram and lunchbox. And can you guys name what happened yesterday

that caused the drama? Amy? I mean, man, I have so many ideas but that you're getting a vintage shirt. That they Hanson's shirt I put on my Instagram.

Yeah, because sometimes you're a hater of vintage. No, I'm a hater of fake vintage. Shirts that are remade to look as vintage. And a especially if you don't know the band. I wrote in my book, by the way, I wrote this yesterday.

I'm glad you brought it up. Oh, okay. My new book, I wrote that if you wear a shirt with a band's name on it and you don't know at least five songs from the band and someone calls you on it, $5 donation to charity every time. And things happen. Charities make more money and you learn more about music, one of the two. Okay.

Yeah, but that's not right. I guess I'll be donating. I mean, y'all call me out all the time for my shirts. I know, and I know no songs. Yeah. What was the last one she wore? Journey. Fleetwood Mac.

No, Led Zeppelin maybe. All the famous fans in history. Lunchbox, go ahead. I was going to say that you were buying a Hansen shirt so you were a poser, but I could. He's not a poser. He's a fan. I love Hansen. I have a signed Hanson guitar from 15 years ago.

I know you are, but I thought maybe people were calling you a poser. That's all I can figure out. I see it you're boxing, so I don't see any controversy with that. Amy? I like how you're acting like you actually made these little cinnamon roll thingies. No, they're donuts. And yes, they're very easy to make. so let's stop at the hate but that is part of the reason

no it's not here's what happened I randomly posted these donuts that are pretty healthy yes I would agree and so I'm looking at the ingredients list solid about an hour and a half before my ex-girlfriend posted donuts people think that we made the same donuts

and they were hammering her timeline oh you didn't tell me to go check her page I didn't I left it but everyone's like oh look at the dog I'm here to tell you it's not a thing it's completely random y'all are still sharing donut recipes we're not sharing anything that's really cute that's cute see you're what's happening on instagram something case and point with that that's what everyone said but i and i got on my insta story last night so it was totally random see i was on to something i'm not saying you're not capable of making it but like coming up

with the concoction then acting like you need to work on a better name for it well i do because i just got on the internet looked it up okay but i have a feeling it's something she found, shared with you. Promise you. Ask me in all our lunchbox. I believe you. I don't need, I trust you. I know you're not going to lie about something like that. Come on. I lie by other things. It's not like a huge deal.

But look at it just say. Yeah, we make donuts together sometimes. But we don't. Like it's not. Like just, just tell me. It's okay. You don't have to deny it. You can be friends and make donuts. We have not made any donuts together.

Or she dropped them by your place. That none of that happened. Come on. None of that happened. See, that's what happened is you guys. People like you guys made it all worse. We're all thinking alike. Mm-hmm.

Is that the thing these days? You break up, but then you still make donuts together. The same recipe. We can still be friends. Making donuts on the weekend. Stop baking them. Stop baking them. There's something.

No, no, no, no. Oh, man. I mean, can we get some donuts? Yeah, you can actually if you want. Yeah, just hit her up. She'll make you some. Mr. Bob Jones on Instagram Anyway, that was the big

I get it now The donut gate Oh, I'm gonna look at her donuts Totally different donuts They're identical No Totally different donuts Stop it

So So Read in some tweets And Facebook messages From people listening right now A lot of them agree with my If you wear a band T-shirt and you don't know

five songs from the band You should donate to charity Five bucks Okay So, wear it at your own risk. But if you're wearing a Merle Haggard shirt and I say five Merle Hagger songs, go. And you don't, five bucks is a charity of my choice. Cool.

Heads up. Round the room. And every time you wear it or just once and it's done? No, every time. That means the second time you should learn the five songs. Wow. So can you do five Hanson songs? Just checking.

I don't have a Hanson shirt on right now. Oh, okay. But you're buying one? Yeah, I can do. Mbop. Mbop remastered. Mbopper. Wow.

The remix with Cheval on. The original cut. The one jaw roll. Mbub. So, yeah, I can probably do five hands in some stuff. Yeah, I'm not sure. People are giving me a little, little crap about the donut thing on Instagram. Everyone just wants to assume that we're fake together and we're not.

No, yeah, I mean, I can confirm y'all are done. We're not, we're not. I mean, I thought I confirmed y'all are totally done, but I do know now y'all make donuts. We don't make donuts together. Now I'm bad for her because she's going to wake up and have 100 text messages. I know. She can read them while she's eating a donut Yeah, the donuts

Here I'll play Because of the grief I'll play one of her songs You want to hear champagne Which one do in here? That one? Yeah I have that one ready

That's why I asked that one. Do it. All right here you go Every time you hear champagne Think donut You make me feel Like donuts are real You know lunchbox watch

Watch Boss baby To settle the feud Oh Yeah He's not the feud Settler though Like he's not, he's the type of person to watch and decide whether or not it's appropriate for kids. Well, Eddie watched it and said he liked his kids watching the boss baby.

Amy watched it and said it's way too negative. I turned it off halfway. We were done. So lunchbox watched it on his own. No one prompted him. And it's come back with a review of the movie Boss Baby made for kids, but watched by lunchbox. Yeah, so I started out and I totally see where Amy's coming from about being negative. If you give up after about 20, 25 minutes, it's very negative.

But if you continue watching, the movie is an absolutely positive message great for kids about working together and bonding. Eddie says it's hilarious, really funny. I guess watching kid movies just makes you really dumb and think, because it's not funny at all. Thank you. Like, it is so bored. So I would say, Amy, you got to let the kids watch it because it is a positive message, but it's not funny at all. Eddie said the theater was rolling, even the adults. Yeah, and I'm like, how?

It was like stand-up comedy. Maybe when you watch a lot of kid movies, it's just a better kid movies seem to be great movies. I think that's a great point. Yeah, I'm used to nothing really funny, so when that was a little funny, I cracked up. But you would say, let the kids watch it. It's a good kid movie.

I see them, a talking baby, they probably find that funny, but adults, you're going to be bored out of your mind. Lunchbox watch Baby Boss for all you guys. For all your parents out there. Robert Bohn-Shall. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. Luke Bryan has added 13 stadium dates to his What Makes You Country Tour,

and Sam Hunt will be the special guest on those shows along with John Party. I was just thinking, Luke needs some money. Yeah. So let's just add. I glad you could find some work. I know, I've been struggling. Yeah, good for him. What else?

Well, speaking of Sam Hunt, real quick, he shaved his beard. I saw it. He showed up for the press conference for this. this with no beard. I saw the newspaper tweet out like it's a news story. Did Sam Hunt shave? And I thought, if we're just going for clicks, solid. Okay, confession. I clicked on that same article because I wanted to see it. I was like, did he shave? Well, the picture showed him shaved. So the answer was yes. Well, you had to click on it to find out. No, no, no. The picture I saw was the shaved face. Oh, I had just clicked the link. I just clicked the link. So Darius record is

Duck, Rucker is going to be performing the NFL tailgate party this weekend on Sunday. He's also singing alongside Sting and Shaggy. They should stop. That Sting and Shaggy, they should stop. And portions of the festivities are going to be broadcast on NBC's pregame show if you want to check it out. I'm Amy. Oh, and if you want to see

Sam Hunt, Bobbybones.com. Is he there waiting for you? Right now? Yes. Did he shave? Yeah, I don't know if I shave right now, but in the same time is going to do an article. Because I don't want to shave my face. I'm Amy. That's your 30 seconds. It's getting. Bobby Bones, everybody.

Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Bonds show. Come on, Bob. Amy has this humongous patch of growthy, hairy discolored. It's not hairy? It's just scabbing and it's scaring me. So you went to the doctor? So I went to go get it checked out. I mean, a couple of my friends were like, yeah, you need to go get that checked out.

So I made an appointment. I went to the dermatologist, was fully prepared to have my leg amputated or whatever. be told that it's cancer and dying. It's our mind sending us right to the worst possible scenario. And she looked at me like I was crazy for coming in. I mean, she was sweet about it. It was sort of like, why are you here? It's fine.

Nothing to freak out about your skin is just aging. Oh. This is what happens. It's old skin. Dang. So I'm not dying. I'm just getting old. Which ultimately getting older is dying.

Dying pretty much. So I'm still dying. Yeah. Not to, you know, rain on the parade of morning show here, but every second we're alive, we're actually dying. Yes. It's true. I thought about that.

But now I'm dying with old people's skin. Boom. Welcome to the club. And then I asked her about another spot since I was in there. And she said, yeah, age spot. And then I said, what about this one? Sun damage. Oh, my goodness.

Yeah. Sorry about that. Yeah. But I think you're aging. I think you're aging in a great direction, though. Well, my skin's not. What direction is that? Yeah.

What are you talking about? I think Amy's looking younger. No, no, no, I know, but we're all aging towards this. it down. But I think Amy's Benjamin Button singing a bit. Oh, she's going backwards.

A bit, yeah. I was looking at some old pictures of you in an old video of us in the studio. I think you're looking better. Oh, well, thank you.

I'd like to play a hit for you guys. I probably never heard this song before. It's by this, it's called DC Ideas. I don't even know who the artist is. If I heard it,

I was like, this is a hit. Actually, it's what hits are now. There are so many interchangeable dudes on the radio that are all exactly the same. And so this is pretty much one of those

songs. It's called Parked Out by the Lake. Okay? Check it out. Give it a chance. Tell me if you think it's a hit. How many of it reminds you what's on the radio now, okay? Parked out by the lake. I'm still parked out by the lake.

80 miles from Santa Fe. And I'm sitting here just parked out by the lake. If you're wondering where I park, I'm out of park. by the lake It's the lake That's 80 miles from Santa Fe

I'm parked out by the lake 80 miles from Santa Fe It's the lake And this lake is It ain't mine That's every dude's on the radio Right now That's every one

That's so funny Harts out by the lake Remember that old lake By Santa Fe That's where I I'm mad, I'm sitting out here Paul and I'm parked here by the lake

any miles from Santa Fe and it's a leg that you've been. A jam, huh? Dude, that is so funny. Doesn't it sound like 80% of the dude songs on the radio? Yeah. Just says the same thing over and over again with a good chorus. You just played the entire song of Parked by a Lake.

There's nine words. Oh, by Santa Fe, yeah. Yeah, yeah, 80 miles. 85. San Faye. That's a lake. the down park by the lake Who is that? I don't know.

Where did you find that? Jake Owen texted me about 30 minutes ago. He said, dude. You have to hear this song. And it's over a year old, but he said, you have to hear this song. He's like, I think I'm going to cut it, dude.

He's got some really good stuff coming out. I can't spoil anything, but Jake's got some really good stuff coming out that's going to make people go, oh, that's right. It's so good. Not to say that parking. out by the lake is not the jam.

And I'm parked out by Sanofa. I think you could play it because the vocals are so good on that song and the production is so good. Yeah. You could just play that and people be like

oh it's a good song. And I'm already singing along because the lyrics. Because I'm parked out by the lake and I'm parked out 80 miles and Santa Feet Lake. It's a lake that I'm parked at.

Wow. By the lake. So deep. So deep. It is good. Thank you very much. Hilarious. I wish I knew who the artist was.

We need him. We should recut that as a raging idiot and just put that as our song. Other songs, you know. Over to Amy. Let's get the corny in. The morning corny. Have you read the book about anti-gravity?

No, I haven't. It's impossible to put down. Is that that funny? Is it not? That was the morning corny. Maybe science teachers will tell it today. Their kids will like it. Speaking of science, I was reading this article,

about five things that prove you're smart. And they list these traits of people. Here we go. Trade number one, you're anxious. Like, you're constantly like, oh. Great. Are these all things you do? I was going to say.

I did not find the story. I know you did it. Who found the story? Lunchbox. Oh, lunchbox found the story. I did. Okay. So, no, I did not bring this to the table.

But one, you're anxious. Oh, so much so that I want to vomit For no reason Because you're smart No, but I sit at home and I have 9,300 things going on I'm like, oh, I'm so anxious about this If you're anxious, it's

Higher IQ scores apparently Because you're thinking about too much Yeah, one. Yeah, I'm that. You were an early reader. Children I started reading early. And what age did you start reading? One. I think I came right out.

With a book First Corinthians. Yeah, I was that early read here. Number three, you're left-handed. I know. There you go. So annoying. So annoying.

Okay, what else? I don't know why I found this article. Number four, you're funny. Hey, like that. Thank you very much. And then number five, which I did not do. I did, myself, I started doing them, but you took music lessons as a kid. I'd never, we couldn't afford music lessons.

And there was no way that played music. I bought a guitar from a pawn shop and bought a cord sheet at Walmart. and started to learn that way, but I didn't take lessons because we can afford it. Imagine if you had been able to take lessons. It'd be a genius. Prodigy. I don't know.

Yeah, we don't know. Yeah, thank you. Speaking of Jake Owen, by the way, let me mention this. There's a new Jake Owen podcast up. It's a good company with Jake Owen. He's on the road in Canada when he does this show and talking to his drummer of 13 years.

And they met back when Jake got his record deal. And Jake had these... Black Tahoe. get to the bottom of the driveway. So Jake said, hey, you think I can make it? I mean, it was like down a mountain side. Yeah, it was down the mountain slide. But he's going to grab me like he was a seatbelt.

Ho! Hold me. I'm like, dude, if you hold me and we tumble over, there ain't nothing your own I'm going to do. So it's him talking to his drummer for 13 years. You really think in 2006, you would have thought in 2018, you would still be playing drums for this kid who just got a record. I mean, you really don't know. It's just like the same thing how you felt when you say,

look, I'm not going to stay in school longer. You feel what you feel in your heart, just rocking with you. I said, man, this is my dude. I'm going to ride the ties off of this mug here. So you can hear that. It's called Good Company with Jake Owen if you want to hear that. There are some real benefits to being in fan clubs, especially nowadays. Back in the day as a kid, I signed up for the Alyssa Milano fan club.

I think I paid seven bucks a year for membership. Got a letter or two. I'm not even sure if it was an official fan club. I just sent off a letter. And so I was in that fan club. Now if you're at fan clubs, you get actually. access to tickets early. You get access to a lot of things because of the digital world. So fan clubs now are kind of a thing. But if you were a kid, for example, Melissa and Nashville,

what fan club were you a part of? The Mary Kate and Ashley fan club. When? How long ago? Like early 2000s when I was a kid. And so what did that, what did that pertain? The same, like you said, I remember getting some letters and I framed them. I hung them up on my wall. and that's, I guess, pretty much all that it was. Did they sign the letters? I mean, it was signed, and I think at the time I thought it was signed, but it probably was just like a generic printed signature. Mary Kate and Ashley.

Man, what are they doing now? Dating old people? Dating older men. Yeah, I mean, they have tons of money. I'd be in the fan club now more than I would have been back then. Hello, you're on the air. Jessica and Virginia. Good morning.

Good morning. Fan clubs. You got one? I do. I was in the Kenny Chesney fan club. Was? Yeah. When I was in like middle school. And what did that, like, what would you do in that part of that fan club? Like I got, I think a signed picture or something. I don't even know if it was really signed. But the coolest thing, when I was in like eighth grade, he actually had like a fan club party in Nashville.

And you went? I did. Me and my mom were a trip to Richmond. Did you meet him? Wow. I did. He did. An acoustic concert, it was like right when new shoes and shirt and improvels came out, and he played like almost the whole album. Isn't that cool? You'll remember that forever.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, let's do one more and then I have a game. Anthony and Virginia. Hey, how's it going? What fan club? Oh, I was part of the Billy Ray Cyrus fan club as a kid. It was like elementary school. I wrote him a letter.

And I ended up getting like an autograph picture back, you know, from them and a nice letter saying, hey, welcome to the fan, things like that. That's cool. Yeah, it's pretty neat. And Billy Ray's a nice guy. At least we met him in the past few years is a nice guy. But man, how much did that cost back then? Nine years old. Was it free?

Yeah, it was free. I didn't have to pay anything for it. Man, now I really feel like, I'm asking all these. I had to pay to be in the Alyssa Milano fake fan club. So what I'll do is I give you the name of the fan club. You tell me whose fan club it is. Okay. Amy, you ready?

Yeah. Here's an easy one. The church choir. Eric Church. Yeah, it's easy. That was easy one. Didn't count. Oh.

Great. No Shoes Nation. Kenny Chesney. The Nut House. Think about it. Think about it. Mark Chestnut. No.

Oh, good guess. What? That's a great guess. The Nut House. Who grew up working on Nut Farm? Peanuts? Uh-huh. Luke Brian?

Okay. Shoot. The Congress. Congress. Kid Rock. I got to say, I don't know the Congress. It says Dirk's Bentley. What?

Is the D.B. Congress? I don't know that he uses at a time, does he? I guess I'm not a member. Amy has her own. The Warriors. The Wynonna Ryder. Judd. Judd.

Well, those are two different people. Toby Keith. Okay. How about BG Nation? Bradley Gilbert. There you go. The family. Oh.

The family. No, Zach Brown Ben Oh, okay Fan clubs Everybody can join If you join Taylor A Swiss fan club Swifties

Mm-hmm Is the fan club Is the fan club called The Swifties Or is that just a group Of rogue fighters For Taylor? I don't know

Oh yeah So they have this big announcement Yesterday A big tour is happening And it's Luke It's Sam Hunt It's John Party There's other acts playing

And it's like boom So, listen I'm a huge Sam Hunt fan I like Sam I like Sam's music I like the fact that Sam was Just put a music out

that nobody else was doing, and you don't have to love it to at least appreciate that he tried something different. So he's talking about new music and he says, hey. I do have some songs that, yeah, I'm going in February 5th through March and April,

and I'm hitting the hour before we get out of the road. So I plan on having new music out before, you know, a month or two before we strike out. So that being said, I want to play. Anytime Sam Hunt talks, it sounds like a song. Okay. So here's take your time, put with his press conference.

And tell me if you think it sounds like a song. Okay, this is the press conference remix of Sam Hunt yesterday. Okay? It's called Take Your Press Conference. It's going to take your time. All right, here we go. I've been writing for a couple of years. I may don't have the music out before now, which is with all the other things going on.

I could just walk by. I do have some songs that, yeah, I'm going in February 5th through March and April, and I'm getting an art before we get out of the road. Don't get me wrong. I'm not having the music out before, you know, a month or two before we, we just tracked out. I don't know you, but I want to. Boom. Sam, I got your next song ready to go.

It works. He just has to talk and then... Yeah, and then just put some music under him. Wow. Hey, Sam, read this encyclopedia. A, Johnny Appleseed. Johnny Appleseed was a man. Play the beat.

Here we go. Johnny Applese was a man, and all he did was distribute apples to everybody. And then seeds were everywhere. And then all the sudden, apple trees grew everywhere. and all of a sudden I was like Johnny Appleseed. That's a hit. Man. Pretty funny, huh?

So is that what we have to look forward to? No, I don't know what's going to do it. I don't. Again, I make that joke because I really like Sam's music, and if I didn't, I wouldn't make a joke. I just ignore it. That's it. I would just ignore it. Let it be.

You know who said that? Let it be. Let it be. Let it be. Yeah, so who said it? It was a wisdom. Let it be. Yeah.

So who was it? Yeah. I need a hint. No, no, you don't. Come on, Amy. Let it be. Let it be. Let it be.

Give me a hint. Just guess who you think it is. Um, like the Beatles or something? Like the Beatles or something. John Lennon. It's the Beatles. That is. Thank you.

Why do I even doubt myself sometimes? I know. You're so smart. It's that you're going with it. I am. I just hesitate. When I find myself in times of trouble, my lamin.

Who wrinkles to me? Speaking words of wisdom, let it be. Who wrinkles first? Men or women? Women. Men tend to wrinkle about 10 years later than women. Something with the elasticity in our skin and hormones. Look at you.

Partly because men's skin is thicker and oilier. So because it's oiler, it stretches. That's why you... That's so lucky. Both put oil on it. Yeah. Married men live longer, too. That matters.

Oh, why? Married men have a better physical health along our lifespan. Because their wives help keep them in shape. No, they drive nuts. Researchers say that loving someone does have a positive, long-lasting effect on your heart. Oh, that's nice. I'll go any day now. Oh, great.

If that's the case. Because you're not exercising your heart. I'm coming for you. Is that a good point? Sanford and son. What is his wife's name? Eddie I'm coming for you

Stella Whatever it Stella Stop it Guys go to the bathroom Real bad He pulls in Go to the store

I go to bathroom Went's a million dollars In the lottery And then is Vincent California Lottery official said that He had to stop Because he had to go

The bathroom bad When he walked out He bought a $10 California black Premium Scratchers ticket So that Scratch Off earned him A free ticket

And then he won The $1 million Jackp Wow. What do you know? What's her name on Sanford's son? I'm coming for you. Was it?

Elizabeth. Elizabeth? Did you look that up? Okay, good. You thought Mike D. He was coming from the dome? Well, I didn't know. And Mike D's the guy who I go to for things over here.

Elizabeth, I'm coming for you. I'm coming for you. That's the big one. For those that don't know Sanford and son, that's okay. We'll stop making dated references for you. We have to do the Tire Change Challenge. I haven't forgot about this. Oh my goodness, yes.

Do you know about this? I think so. I know you were gone, I think, when we said it. So, lunchbox, man's man, claims that he can change a tire better or faster than Morgan number two, 24 years old. Yeah, Morgan number two, who brings the web to you. Yeah. Web girl.

So Morgan said, I'll take that bet. You're going to regret? Because it's ever been. Hey, that went down to Georgia. That's correct. So, but we need a truck. Hey, Raymond, can we use your blazer? Yeah, sure.

Okay, well, that was easy Yeah, I was ready to negotiate, giving them 50 bucks or something. So, cool, we're good in? Yeah, good luck. Oh, it's hard to get the wheels off? I don't know how to get them off. Wait, do you not change a tire? No.

Okay, but they can use it to change a tire, right? Yeah, and they better have them back on so I can actually drive it around within the week. Okay, so we'll do it one week from today. Okay? Well, here's the problem. Go ahead. What? She drives an SUV, so she already knows how to do it.

I've never had an SUV. Stop making excuses. No, it's a tire. A tire is a tire. It's absolutely not. I can change a truck, a car. It's all the same. It's not the same.

It's not the same. Yes, it is. It's a different type of jack. It's a different everything. Okay, well, you can practice on Ray's truck if you want. You both have access for a week to do whatever you want. Does he even have a jack? Ray, do you have a jack? Yeah, there should be one under the seat.

Should be. One week from today. Next Wednesday. Yeah. Probably the seventh. Is that the day to the next Wednesday? Seven days from now, it's probably the seventh? Mm-hmm.

The seventh will be the time. the tire change challenge between Lunchbox and Morgan number two. We're good with that, right? Oh yeah. Morgan number two, how do you feel about that? I'm ready. Let's do this. Oh my goodness. Are we putting money on either of these people?

We have to. Well, you can't know. I'm going to tell you about this money thing. Like a dollar? Well, here's a problem. I'm making a wheel right now, right? And part of my will was Amy has to unplug me or leave me living. That's the person I've selected to choose my life right now.

Yeah. So she knows that. It was kind of a heavier conversation to have. Totally heavy. I know it's a joke for me. Russ, but I called said Amy, I had to assign someone to be the distributor of life. That's not what it's called. That's not a joke.

It's real life. Yeah, but he said if I unplug him and he happens to wake up, he's going to be so mad at me. It's true. If I look over and that thing's unplugged when I wake up, it will just hanging there? No, I'll be alive. Oh, yeah. I'll be ticked. Yes.

So even though I have a choice of whether or not he lives, he's staying plugged in forever. My point is that I had to make a will. And I'm not telling anybody who's in it because that's how you get knocked off. And it never was a reality to me. until it was, okay, who do you want on your will? And I did my thing. And I'm not telling anybody. Because I'll have in a ditch somewhere.

Okay, you think the people you're closest to that you're leaving things to will want to harm you, kill you. This is how he thinks. Amy, you're good though, because when you weren't here, he said, everybody in this room is not in the will. But you were not in the room. So you're in the will. We're all not.

So you're good. I'm not going to kill. I'm in charge of your. life. Which means you can kill him. No, I'm not going to. My point is I'm not letting anybody know ever what's in my will who's in my will. Because, dang.

Sleeping with both eyes open. Like, man, yeah, that's true. Like, if I found out that the Jeep was in there for me, I'd probably think about that. Is that, did you, did you itemize things or did you just do an overall? I did sell everything and split it. Oh, it's sell everything. So he's your cash, homie? Liquidate.

Who's the executor? Biz manager. Okay. Oh, yeah. She's a friend of mine. No, she's not. What? That's a good friend of mine.

A couple years? Yeah, but that's her job for me. Like she manages money. Is she in the will? Not unless she put herself up. I need to investigate. Now I need to look at it after she's done with it. She's smart.

She's a good one for you to have there. I didn't mean anything by it. Lunch boss, we need to get her a gift. Her? Yes. You want her to put you in? Yes, the business manager. Does she know how to contact everybody?

Henry doesn't have the call yet. I'm not saying, I'm not saying who's in it. Because I don't know what's going to happen. It was tough for me to make it because I feel like once I haven't even signed it yet. I know we're joking with this is real. Once I sign it, boom, I'm just going to kill over. So no one will ever know. And did I lie about who's in it just to throw you guys off?

No. Okay. The end. Finn, as they say in the black and wine movies. Finn. Oh, Fim. Finn. Yeah.

Remember last week, maybe it was early this week, whenever Ray says, hey, I have a business I want to do. I want to help people go. out to bars, Nashville. Yeah. They help people go to... Plan bachelor parties and stuff. So then luncheon goes, I want this business. So apparently they have Ray and Elbe's party planning now.

Yep, we've got our first customer. Who? Some lady named Pam from Boston, Massachusetts, coming for her son's 21st birthday. Wow. And so, what are... Y'all just invoice her and plan everything? Absolutely. You can't use my name.

By the way, they're calling it Bobby Bones Blowout. You can't do that. I didn't know nothing. I was called. No, no, no. Wait, just listen. Okay. It's covered.

Here, here's the, I haven't heard this yet. Hello, yes, this is Lunchbox from Bobby Bones Blowouts. How are you doing today? I'm good. How are you? We are so excited. We got your email inquiry in our website, bobbybonesblowouts.com, and we are here for your son's 21st birthday.

All right. Two o'clock, we got the pedal tavern. Seven o'clock, we got dinner reservations. Then we got bottle service. And then you just been. us our $500 feet. I can handle that. Appreciate you choosing Bobby Bones blowouts.

And if you need any party planning needs in the future, hit us up, Bobby Bonesblowouts.com. I will not do that. And we just have a little disclaimer here from Ray. Bobby Bones blowouts is operated by lunchbox. Bobby Bones is not actually affiliated with party planning weekend. Who do not tweet Bobby? He's not responsible for any of the weekend.

That's not, no, no, no, no. No, Bobby. I really am impressed. Like, if I was coming to Nashville and I got that phone call, I'd be sort of high fit. Everything was taking care of. It seems exciting. They know what they're doing.

I don't have to think about anything. I just show up and Ray and Lunchbox have it done. For $500. Yeah, but I don't have to think about anything. And you're traveling to a new city. Why would you say a website, Bobbybonesblowats.com, and not reserve the domain? Because you guys don't have it.

I've been trying to buy it. But you can't just yell at your computer. Bob. Okay, someone else, like in five, four, three, two, one. I claim this site. I think Bobby just bought it, actually. Yeah, and he's going to hold it hostage. You can't call it Bobby Bones blowouts.

You can't use my name for your business. No, we put a disclaimer that you're not associated with the business. I can't call something Nike food. It's not associated with Nike the shoe. If I change my middle name to Bobby Bones, I can use it. Well, your first name's not Bobby. And no, you can't. That's the Ultimate Warrior legal strategy.

You can't. Ultimate Warrior changed his real name to Ultimate Warrior so we could use it outside of the WWF, WWE. And I've used that on the show many times, so then now he's using... I'm just saying I'm using logic. that I can do this. I think it builds a business brand. Call it Raybox. No, no. That doesn't flow off the tongue. Bobby Bones blowouts.

Triple B. It's awesome. It sounds amazing. When you say blowouts, it's like, wow, it's going to be a great party. Bobby, would you do this if they gave you a cut? Like if they gave you... I don't want to be associated with them. You don't. You don't trust them? No, they can't have my name to use it. Did you hear that? We got our first customer and you thought we were a joke. Raymond, you can't use my name, okay? Tomorrow, pitch me new names. Okay, tomorrow you can pitch me new names. And maybe I get in this with you guys.

To get hits on the website, we have to use your name. No, by the way, Ray's Twitter name is Bobby Bones Ray. And his Instagram name is Bobby Bones Ray. Yeah. We even have a logo. We're good to go. We got a logo. It says Bobby Bones Blotts and the O's each of their head.

Yeah, who made that logo? Probably Morgan number two if I'm going. Absolutely. Absolutely. She hooked her? Did you pay her? No, she did. Uh, pro bono. Did she get a cut percentage?

Okay, it's not called Bobby Bell's blowouts. Off the table. Off the table. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Ball show. Come on my mind. How about these are the top songs right now?

Number five, Easton Corbin, a girl like you. I like the song. Me too. When it comes on, it's old school. He just sounds old school. I've heard them all at least a time or two. It ain't known about a girl like you. Tell me to get a girl like you, a girl like you.

Yeah, I remember the first time I heard that, I was channel this? It has to be what people feel like when they listen to the Friday morning dance party, and I'm playing like big. Oh, yeah, for sure. But I thought, man, this is cool as old song. But when it comes on, it just feels like when I learned how to line dance. Got lots of bars around this time.

Number five song this week is. They got cold. And they got crown Yeah Got me on lights In window pain Got lots of guys Thinking they got gang

Got loud guitars That's Easton Corbin And number five I do like that Number four Kelsey Ballarini legend Number three Old Dominion written in the stars

This is the jam This is the jam Those guys just make jams names and a tattoo or just a number on a hand Are we last called kissing Or will we be reminiscing with each For the next 40 years

Are we written in the stars, baby Or are we written in the sand? You know what I say? Running the Stars? Oh, whatever. Same, Sam, it's a Jam, written in the sand. Thank you. It's even on the screen in front of me Written in the Sand. Number two, losing sleep from Chris Young.

Fall into me, let me breathe. And your number one song this week is from Russell Dickerson. call it yours. Congrats to him. I remember I'm coming to playing on our show before that song was even out. Yeah. Over a year ago, during, like, December of over a year, tall dude. Yeah, long arms.

Long arms. I remember that for some weird reason. I was thinking, man, I wish I could reach that far. Let's see. The number one pop song is that song, New Rules. It's like, one. Take your buddy and run. Two, get on the dance floor.

That's the red song, right? Yeah. Three, call your friend named Pete, and then do the macarena. Something like that. Yeah, that's sure that's it. Walk the Moon's number one alternative song right now. It's called One Foot Walk the Moon. And then hip-hop.

Your number one song is from Migos, Motorsport. Motorsport. Shout it bad. Pop a like a court. You adore. Really a tough rhyme there. You're a dork. You're a dork.

Never been a sport. Sport. Yeah. I want to make sure I heard that correctly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, okay, okay. Nobody writes songs like parked out by the lake. Like, that's my favorite new song.

Yeah. It's just genius. Yeah, parked out by the lake. If you guys have ever parked out by the lake, it's a great. How many writers on that song, you know? Probably 10. Half a one. This song was made as a.

joke, and I get the joke, because a lot of the guys in our format are sort of interchangeable. It doesn't really matter, their songs kind of sound the same. But, you know, you find something that works, and you just keep making it. Mass produced, mass produce. So, they've made a song called Parked Out by the Lake. Do we know who's this by? This was just sent to me

on the internet. He's from the voice. They made it goofing around. It's perfect. Yeah, it's awesome. If you haven't heard parked out by the lake, I'm going to play a little bit of it. Just take a second and listen. Wherever you are, listen to Parked Out by the Lake. I think it'll hit you right where it count. It's a good one. Yeah.

I'm still parked out by the lake, 80 miles from Santa Fe. And I'm sitting here just parked out by the lake. If you're wondering where I park, I'm out parked by the lake. It's the lake that's 80 miles from Santa Fe. Parked out by the lake. Yeah, baby. Sing it, parked out by the lake. Dustin Christensen.

And then. Do you remember that old lake, the one by Santa Fe? That's where I'm at. I'm sitting out here, Paul. And I'm parked here by the lake. Speak to America right here. The jam, folks. Does he live in town?

I would love for him to come perform that on the show. Because that, it's been ignored. Yeah. That song's been ignored except for everybody else putting out songs very similar. That specific song has been ignored. Parked out by the lake is the jam. Does he live here? Utah's flesh.

Utah. Oh, road trip. What is it? 80 miles from Santa Fe? He's by the lake. Hey, track him down, Ray. I don't know if we can find, what, Dustin Christensen? I would love for him to come perform parked out by the lake.

on this show. That's a smash because all the other ones are. Oh, he may dabble in Nashville. It says Utah, Nashville, and L.A. Oh. Well, fine. I don't know what Lakey's by today. But see. And I'm parked out by... I mean, you can

write this about seven or eight of the consistent themes. You know, your girl leaving you. Oh, yeah. My girl just left. And I'm sad. And I'm so sad because you left. Sad. Sad. Sad. Sad. I feel so sad.

Yeah. It's so sad. There you go. There's a hit. So Amy has two children. She went through the adoption process for five years. They've now lived here for a month. Yeah.

It's been almost five weeks. How's that adjustment coming at five weeks? I think sometimes I feel like we're taking two steps forward and then we take four steps back. Four steps back. Wow. Yeah. It's just, you know, us also. are trying to figure out and then us realizing mistakes we're making even if it's a week later,

man, that's not how we should have handled that. Because we're not, you know, our kids are coming from a different circumstances than if they had been in our loving home for, you know, my daughter's 10. Let's say she had been nurtured and loved by us for 10 years. So sometimes we approach things as if though that's the case. And it's just not. But that's the natural insane to treat her like that. But it's just not.

We have to have a different approach. and we're educating ourselves. Better late than than ever, but trying to figure out the best way for them to feel safe and loved. What's been the most rewarding and the most difficult? The most rewarding for me is times where it is really calm and like we've been a family forever, and we're just loving things are happening.

Like I had a moment the other night after they both got out of the shower. We shower before bedtime so that way they can get to school in time and don't have to mess with it then. And they both needed lotion, and they came up to move the bottle, mom, mom, lotion. And I just sat there and put lotion on their legs. And it was so quiet and loving and it felt like they trusted me to put lotion on their skin, which I know that sounds weird, but they don't, they haven't had that.

I didn't even know you were going to ask me about this. And I didn't even know this would be my answer. But that, that's what came to my mind was that moment right there was really special. And hearing them truly say mom and dad when they really, there's times where I know they're milking it a little bit. like mom, dad, there's also times where it's hard and they say us by, they call us by our first names intentionally to be, because they know that that's, it's part of the attachment issue and they're rebelling a little bit with it.

But I don't blame them for it. I don't mean they're rebelling in a bad way, but they're fighting. They're resistant. They're resisting it. And then that's the best. Would you ask me? What's been the most difficult adjustment? The most difficult is, um.

Not the worst. Okay, sorry. The most difficult would be trying to understand what they're going through and I can't. And at night, I just want them to like get in their bed and feel safe and sleep. Because why wouldn't you? You have this big comfortable bed in this room that we got just for you. But they don't want it and they don't feel. I don't think they feel that secure right now.

I don't think they fully grasp what we have. have to offer them and what we want to give them and I don't blame them for not. They've never had it in their whole life. So nighttime is really hard. And then that leads to lack of sleep. I think for me just trying to balance that. But just know that this will pass. And maybe I go a year with having to just sleep with him or her, mostly her.

And that's okay. Maybe I just have to do that. So we'll see. Like last night I legit. I don't think I slept last. That's probably why I'm emotional right now. I'm just tired, but I'm not complaining. She just really wanted to sleep on the floor.

Anyways, this whole thing. And then I couldn't get her to change her mind, but I wanted her to have the choice. Like, she's never had choices. So I said, okay, I'm not going to make you sleep in the bed. Where do you want to sleep? I want to sleep right here and I want you next to me. So I just have to say, okay.

So there I am, sleeping on the floor all night. that's difficult trying to give them choices and get them have a voice. They've ever had a voice. And in our home, I want them to feel like they have a voice. Like they deserve that. They deserve to feel like any other person that's grown up with a home and a loving family and a voice. I know you're not complaining about life asleep, but I am.

Where are you going with this? Because I'm sure it was not here. I mean, I don't know. And let me say this. That's how you know that nobody knows what's going to happen on the show except for me. And we didn't know how I was going to talk about that. Nobody ever knows what we're going to talk about on this show except for me. So we can keep it as real and as human as possible.

Because otherwise you could go, let me read my script. Bobby, you are so funny. Thank you for writing this. You know, it's just, no, I just wanted to know. I just wanted. It is great. I will say, I feel like we prepared ourselves a little bit. But now that we're, now even five weeks in, I mean, any free time I've had the past yesterday and the day before has been podcasts of families that are adopting kids from hard places and or fostering whatever the case that may look like.

I mean, I am looking for any and all resources just to be as educated as possible because I don't want to mess this up. Well, I appreciate your vulnerability and how open you are. our listeners. And I don't think you're going to mess it up. I don't think you can mess it up. I think you can just do what you do. We can by not trying to inform ourselves on how to give them what they need. I don't think it's messing up.

I think you're learning as you go and you're going to mess up. And for sure you're going to mess up, that's not messing up. That's just going to the process. Yeah. Okay. True. Boom. I'll drop that.

Oh. But hey, can you hear me that tissue? Yeah. Thank you. Give her the whole box. Yeah. Thank you. Yeah, you're welcome.

Hey, I've also adopted. This is my little baby Bobby. Baby Bobby. I.E. Yeah, B, B, B, B, B, I, I keep it in here. She too survived the hard. Yeah, yeah. Eddie threw it off top of the building and lunchbox missed her, and so I've adopted her.

Now she sits in the studio. Yeah, and last night was rough. Yeah. For us, because she sat here and I was a home in the bed, so. So I come in to see her, though. That's amazing that she'll do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then she doesn't, she's good.

She doesn't, you don't. You don't even have to feed her. No, no, no, we're a good kid. She doesn't cry. I'll put her on my instant story. Mr. Bobby Bones. You know, I'd have changed your clothes. It's all good.

Here's the little girl crying because she can't stop dreaming about waffles. No. Yum. I know, except not for her. I just can't stop thinking about waffles. Well, you had waffles for dinner, and you had waffles for breakfast,

so we're going to eat something else. Oh, I can't know. Why can I stop Dreaming about Waffle I don't know I don't get The struggle

That's so cute That mom must be feeding her So many waffles Our producer Raymond He does all of our audio He sits in the glass room He loves to gamble He loves it so much

And he always bets on the Super Bowl One year He bet his truck and he lost it And he just didn't have a truck for months Until he bought it back Because what did you do? Pond it? Yeah

It was a You're taking your title and they give you a loan. And then you lost a bet. Yes. And you had to work and buy it back. Exactly. And you got it back. But this year you're taking your savings account.

Money that I already have and I want to bet it on the Super Bowl, yeah. So how much of your savings account are you putting out there? 2,000. How much percentage of your savings account is that? 100%. Wow. Why would you do that? Yeah, why?

To double it up? You guys, you don't understand. That's what he's doing. So, I mean, yeah, but. Raymond, you want about $2,000. Yeah, the entire savings account all the way on the line for the Super Bowl. Okay, and what are you betting exactly?

I ended up doing a lot of research and I know I'm going to make a lot of people mad by saying it, but I'm going with the Philadelphia Eagles, baby. Fly, Eagles, fly. Wow. You're betting your entire savings account on the Eagles with points. Are you betting the money line? Money line. That's even a crazier.

That just means he bets him to win, straight up. Okay, no overrunner. Which means he'll do more than double his money. Wow. Yeah. So you're betting the Eagles straight up your entire savings account. Yeah, after it's all said and done, I should have well over $5,000 in the savings account. That'd be a money, money investment right there.

Oh, man. Oh, boy. Here we go again. Here we go. Well, good luck, Raymond. And I even got the jersey and everything, too. It's fate, baby. But you're not an Eagles fan.

When Tebow was on the team, ended up getting it for my birthday. Oh, yeah, that's right. I do like Timbo. Okay, well, we'll check back with you tomorrow and see how you're feeling. Have you already put the money down? No, but I will. Okay, well, then let us know. All right.

Because it doesn't count until you do. Like, do it this morning. If it's going to be a bit, this needs to be for real. Let's do it. Do you do it online? Yeah, it has to be. I don't live in Vegas. I don't got a friend in Vegas.

I don't got a parent in Vegas. You can have a bookie in Nashville. Well, I do it. I do it online. And this is a different website. The other one screwed me over, so I'm going with... Yeah, so I do it again. No, it's a more trusted site.

It's got better Yelp reviews. There's Yelp reviews for Underground? No, but I've had friends that use it before and they gave me over the phone Yelp reviews. Okay, so whenever you bet it, take a screenshot of your ticket. It's done, yeah, I'll do it today.

Okay, then show us. Yep. Okay, cool. Raymond's going to bed it all on the Eagles and win the Super Bowl. I just wish he didn't love gambling. I can't stop them, so might as well make a bit out of it.

It's his life. You know? He has to do about it. All of it, though. Another thing is yesterday we started talking about Lunchbox and Eddie and their rivalry they have. Yes.

And so now they just take turns ratting each other out to me behind each of the back. Okay. This should get good. It hasn't been my turn. I mean, I don't know what you're talking about. Well, lunchboxes is today.

Exactly. So he says, hey, Eddie acts like he's doing so much and he took a picture of Eddie watching golf in another studio up here in the studio. Like in our building? Oh my goodness. He's like, Eddie doesn't go home.

He just watches golf in another studio. I mean, Eddie talks about how busy he is and he never has time for anything, but he has time to go down the hall and hang out in other studios and just watch golf. Mr. Super busy, but lunches.

so lazy. Go ahead. Were you watching golf in another studio? Yeah, well, I was working. Yeah, well, I will say that... Why you were working. Yeah, why you were working, okay. Lunchbox was kind in the note that he sent me. Would you like to hear what he said? Yes, I do. No, not you. Yeah, I do. Yes. Yes.

So he sent me a picture of Eddie watching golf. I don't only see any work happening, but you know, whatever. Thinking is working, I guess. It says, Eddie's always so busy, busy avoiding his home life. Eddie talked about how he's always busy and has no time, but he's always working. But here's the picture of him watching golf. He's hanging out in another studio watching golf. Look at Mr. Busy Eddie.

I have another photo, but I felt bad because it showed his bald spot. He was kind and showing the picture with his hat on. Wow, that's very nice of you. Oh, wow, you were there long enough to have your hat on and off. What do you mean? You can't watch a whole round, Dave. Come on, Amy. He's hanging out. He's so busy. So busy. Oh, my goodness. Well, lunch fuck you were so busy to be taking pictures of him.

Yeah, you're taking the picture. And guys... But it's true. Lunchfuck doesn't ever really claim to be busy. Right, I don't claim to you, but you talk about how lazy I am, you're doing the same thing I'm doing. You all say avoiding my home life. At 11 a.m., no one's home. Where's your wife? She's out running errands. Oh, what she did you just run errands all day every day at 11?

Yeah, she drops off the kids and she's gone until about one. That's a lot of it. Yeah. No, no, thank you. No, thank you. Hey, keep it up. Let me say, I'm looking at the phones. I'm shocked at how many people have an escape fund.

Oh, okay. Yeah. An escape fund is you put a little money to the side Just in case you have to escape your marriage She said the woman who I read the story about That she was perfectly happy But that every woman should have one just in case Now I take it and go broader than women

Yeah I mean do you think she's speaking to women that aren't working So then has it have to be more shady Because they're putting a, they're having to like sneak money into a fund No she says one of her friends said, hey, just put away X amount a month into your escape fund. And so she started doing it and she's happy. Sounds hopeful. Like, yeah.

Let's go over to Cody first. Marriage is great, but. Cody in Alabama. Hi, Cody. What's going on, Bobby? What do you think about this, buddy? I actually had one. I had one and had to use it.

I didn't put it in there with oats of a divorce. but I just put, you know, some rainy day money away on the side and wind up having to use it for divorce. It rained. Yeah, it rained off. Yeah. Hard, and that rain took away half of stuff. Oh, not really.

Amy. Yeah. Do you have car insurance? I do. Don't even talk. This is like a pre-nup. No, can I just say something without you yelling at me? Yeah.

If I can have the talking stick for a second? Yeah, you can't. It's your show. What? And it's our show. Okay. Okay. But. Okay, boss. If you say, why would you do that? You don't want it to happen.

Same thing with having car insurance. Life insurance. Just in case, you don't want to have a car wreck. But if you do, isn't it nice to be covered? Yeah. For that rain day. You don't want to die. Yeah. But just in case you do, isn't it good that somebody else is covered? That's all I'm saying. Kelly and North Dakota, you're on the air.

Hey. Thank you for calling. What do you think about this escape fund? I think that every person should have a little bit of something set aside for them. And if they needed as an escape fund, then yeah, that's what it is. Question. Okay, okay, go ahead. Man, this is sick.

It's your show, go ahead. Talk. Okay. Does the other person know about this fund, or is it open? Because a pre-nup, you both know about it. It's been signed. You're all in the know. But if you're just kind of-

My husband knows. Oh, okay. So does he? Because he is, he's a sole provider. Like, I work part-time. Wait, hold on. He's a sole provider and he's okay with you taking some of the money in case one day y'all don't work on. I work part-time.

Oh, okay. And so I, whenever I have, I do interior painting on the side. So when I have a big job, I put $100 away. And he knows that randomly I just take a little bit of my money and I just put it away. But he knows it's for that, not for clothes. Before we were married, he knew it was for that. now we bought a boat with some of it and then I put it away

and I agree with Cody it's like a rainy day fund and if that rainy day happens to be an escape then it has to be an escape okay it doesn't have to be it can be for any kind of rainy day because one of my friends just texted me who got divorced recently and goes

hey yo skate funds aren't legal tried oh really yeah you can't call it that it's got to be a different account and you can't even hide money So. Yeah, that's why I'm like, people, as long as you know about it, does it make it more okay? Page. Strong no.

In my opinion, you should take whatever money that you're feeling you need to save on the side in case of a divorce and buy some counseling for your marriage. That's right. What if it's over? Like, what if the counseling is done and you've exhausted it? Okay, then you cannot call it an escape fund. I see what you're saying. You know. Okay, piggy bank.

We'll call it piggy bank. Okay. But if you're just putting money aside in case any. crappy thing happens in your life and you just so happen to use it for that, I'm okay with it. But setting aside money is strictly for it just in case my husband decides to leave me, I'm not okay with.

Okay, and I appreciate your opinion. I, you know, I'm not... Wait, hold on. If he's the one that's causing the leaving, then yeah, it might be good to have a little extra money. Oh, a little hot sauce over there. I don't know. I can't decide. I guess if you both know about it, it just seems so not like, hopeful in the right direction. I guess

I'm just a southern Louisiana back. No, I feel you. I'm with you. I'm just like... Hey, she agrees with you. I do agree with you. I'm just also, sometimes it seems like, oh, what if you never... I mean, some people are in some really hard situations where they might need a little escape fund. So I don't want to totally blanket hate it. You don't blanket hate it. Hey, Paige, I appreciate you.

Thank you. Thank you. See you later. Hey, let me do another one. Hey, Heather and Austin, what do you think about having an escape fund in a marriage? I had an escape fund. I had a secret account. My husband started turning really neat. and so I started putting money aside and plans to leave them. And I did it. And I've exhausted all of those funds.

So you would recommend what? You know, you should always have money set aside because you never know who you marry until you really divorce them. Dang. You never know who you marry until you divorce them. And then the true side comes out. I just went to a one year-long battle with my ex-husband. and it's finally over, but it was expensive.

That just tells me this, Heather, as I'm listening to you, I go. Oh, boy. I feel like Heather knows. She's been through. It's hard for me to go to somebody and take advice if they haven't screwed up a lot in what I'm asking about. So that would be, it'd be hard for me to go to a priest and talk about marriage because he's never been married. Oh. So that being said, I feel like someone like Heather who's been through the ring in a divorce, maybe when I find the person I'm going to marry, I divorce them, see how that's going. And if I really feel good about it, get remarried again, like, that's the test.

Because you'll never know unless you divorce them. Because I'll never know who I'm married until I divorce them. That's a good philosophy. Dang. I'm kidding a little bit, Heather. But thank you for your story. I appreciate that. And you kept money.

You're welcome. All right. I appreciate you. I have so many calls that say they do this that I don't even want to put anybody else on because I'll go to court and play this tape back. And I don't want to be part of any lawsuit, frankly. So there we have it. A lot of people are doing it.

Yeah. I think if there's like concern of safety or something, it's a little bit different, but just overall, like life is great, but. But I'm good with always, regardless, not even relationship. But you would also be good. And if she wants to have one, great. I have no problem with that. I don't think I should get anything that she doesn't or she gets anything I don't. Okay. But if she wanted to do it great. Yeah. You probably need an escape fund from me. You probably need a tunnel out of the bottom of the house. I have one. I have one. I figured, yes, yeah, everybody has one in here.

It's my Bobby escape. I pay Amy's escape fund, too. That's part of our deal. I'll fund your escape fund. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How would you feel about me, not if, but when I get a pre-up? What do you mean feel about you? I'm not going to judge you for it.

How would you feel? I'd feel like, wow, I really want to see you trust someone someday. And I feel like, I feel like, if you ever do decide to get married, that person has the ultimate trust that none of us have ever experienced. So I would like to see you just fully just go all the way, you know? But it is all the way. Like, we're never getting divorced, so it's not going to matter. Listen to you, you're never going to divorce.

It's not going to matter. Don't get the pre-knit. But it's never going to matter. So why not get the car insurance? I'm getting a wreck. That's not going to matter. That's another car sideswise me, and I'm not paying attention. Yeah.

Life. So confusing. But I feel like Bobby's marriage can be more like, okay, look. I'm going to live here. You live there. We're going to eat at this time. We're going to be done at this time. I'm going to have this bank account.

You have that bank account. Basically, we're going to live separate lives. We're going to be married. It's a sign here. But she's not going to be judgmental. That's it. Yeah, she's not going to judge. The Bobby Bones show.

All right. I'm ready? Ready? The Baple Show. Here's Amy's pile of stories. I saw this was a thing and thought, what, this is a thing. People are glaming up for

driver's license photos these days, getting their hair done, paying for it, paying for makeup. up. So legit, getting hair and makeup done before they go visit the DMV to get their photo. I get it. That driver's license photo stays around forever. It's, you can change your avatar all you want. You can't change your driver's license picture. It's forever. Well, at least for a few years. I don't know a single person that's ever glammed up for their photo. You're not a millennial. And a lot of times they won't let you retake your picture, but one time I did ask a guy, hey, can I see mine?

And he let me see it. And I said, ooh, can I retake it? And he let me. I couldn't believe it. Most places won't, but you can pay for a new license if you don't like your picture or just slam it up. Hallmark movies, we were all obsessed with them over the holidays. There's no we. We were not. You were. I'm speaking to the listeners. Oh, okay. Cool, cool, cool. That's cool, then.

Cool, cool, cool, go ahead. And I know some of y'all in here were dabbling in them, and I got to tell you there's good news. The Hallmark Network is launching the countdown to Valentine's Day on Saturday. So all the romance movies are going to be up for V-Day coming up. Saturday. Perfect for me. The Super Bowl is Sunday. So lots of good TV this weekend. What else? Okay. In Japan, they are hiring a 23-year-old robot woman who's becoming a news anchor.

Her name is Erica, and she's warm and caring and has a soul, and she starts her new job in April. She's single? Oh, goodness. I have no, yeah, probably. It could be it, bones? Let me say this. But she's going to work as a news anchor. Like, they're really high. hiring her and she looks real. How do you hire her? Erica, she has a soul. She doesn't have a soul. No one said she had, you just yelled she had a soul. Does she get paid?

Make quotes. She's warm and caring. She doesn't need to get paid. You just plug her in. The person who created her probably does. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, that's what's going. Japan's super smart. Right. Can you imagine? I love to have a robotic girlfriend. What are you talking about? That'd be amazing. Stop. What? Do not say that you sound like such a weirdo and people turn off the radio because they think you want to date a robot. Like, that is, that is the weirdest thing I've ever heard you said. I just say this. It hasn't worked out with any humans, has it? I understand. No, it hasn't. Stop.

But that doesn't mean you're already resorting to robots. You're only 37. Well, I can't resort because it's not an option. In Japan. It's worth a shot, is what he's saying. Maybe I move to Japan and try one of those. Try out. What's her name? Erica. Her name's Erica. Let me see if she has the last name.

Does she glam it up? She hot. All right, what else? Erica just first name. She goes one name, Erica. And lastly, if you're hosting a Super Bowl party this weekend, on average, you're going to be spending a little over $200 as the host. Man. You should make sure just everyone who's coming brings a side dish,

it shouldn't be all on you. Someone brings drinks, someone brings whatever. That's fine, but if you have it at your house, it is kind of on you because you've said I'm having it at the house. Well, be prepared to spend a little over $200. Which I'm not, I don't know of any parties. I'm doing nothing. I'm just watching it.

I may not even be in town now at this point. Oh, we're not having a show party? No, I mean, if you want to have one. I thought about it, but then the kids. Yeah. Just the whole life's just different now I mean you have to teach them what the Super Bowl is So they need to be at a party

They also have school the next day Yeah so we have work Real early I'm like well I guess I could wake up and Google Who won the Super Bowl? And then watch all the commercials online You really could Yeah yeah yeah

That is? Uh huh Amy that's my pile I feel like oh talking about dating There was a whole donut thing I just should mention again real quick Donut Gate Dote Gate happened yesterday Where my ex-girlfriend Lindsay

posted a picture of a donut. And then I made some healthy donuts. They had nothing to do with each other. And people started going, donut gate, donut gate. Secondly, on top of that, we had the same trainer. But we had them when we were dating. So when you break up, you don't. We're still friends.

It seems like that's one of those things that's, okay, you get this, I get the trainer. Right, I agree with you on that. You get that, I get this, but we still make donuts together. First of all, we didn't make donuts together. Second of all, she doesn't even see Jared that often because she's not in town that much. But no, there's no reason for us to split. But people saw it on my Instagram. Yeah, it was fishy for sure.

Sometimes with the trainer, working out can also be therapeutic because you're working out. Sometimes you talk, you share emotions. Is that awkward for Jared if you're ever sharing something and then she shows up? And he's like, what if he kind of has to take on that role of helping her? And he's like, pretend it's Bobby's face. Wait, what? Pretend it was like, hey, it's like a therapy session and all of a sudden. No, no, because again, she's not, she's been in town like two days in a month.

So, but what? But is there trainer? The only thing that he does, no, there's no, there's no, client confidentiality. The only thing that he's done is said, oh, she works harder than you do. She does work hard. Yeah, but I don't, he, I think he just does that to motivate me. Because you don't want to be outdone by. By anybody.

I know. I didn't, I just said, whatever it is. Yeah. My video is up in. Eddie was giving me a hard time. Yeah, the slow-mo video. That's not slow-mo. That's me and fast-mo.

Oh, that's real time? I got hitting their face in the video with the glove. And it hurt. You guys moved so slow. I think Jared, I mean, respect to Jared, but I think he's purposely moving slow for you. I think you guys can speed it up a little bit. I think you just saying that to get under my skin. No?

Because I will pound you. Dude, I saw Thomas Rett training. Oh, now that's fast motion. Okay, cool. Dude, I think you should fight Thomas Rett. No, you're not. Oh, my goodness. Yeah.

You're not putting me in any, you're not talking me into this. I don't fall from peer pressure like you guys do. I'm not trying to make you fall for it. I'm just telling you, man. Dang, you need to step it up a little bit. Yeah. Hey, get some road game. Oh.

Bobby. Oh, that was low. No, no, that was not low. He's making fun of my athletic ability and my physical, he's making fun of my physical traits. I'm trying to push you. Yeah. What have you said? The one thing that hurts guys the most is their hair.

Or when they make part of the thing. What hurts me the most? Making fun of my body. I didn't say anything about your body. Just moving a little slowly. Wow. Rude. Wow.

Going to my hair. That's cold. Well, your hair's moving slowly backwards. Oh, okay. All right. All right. Dang. Amy, stop it.

Stop it. You've been judging me for the last half hour on this show. That was not judging. You wore a minute again. Amy, you're with me, right? I think y'all, Eddie is more sensitive about his head and hair than my pink. I've had a bird. chest forever and I wanted to get

check implants. How many... I say chest implants. But you take your shirt off all the time and show your pecks up. I never take my hat off. I'm ashamed. That's not true. I have lots of pictures. Wait on Twitter you told me to put a bald shot of you up. So which one is done? Okay. See? I'm done. All right, well, thank you for hanging with us today.

What are you doing today, Amy? I have a couple of appointments, picking the kids up from school. That's it. Oh, working out. I'm going to work out too. Is that a thing now? Like, when you find a thing. finally get to work out at the thing. Oh, I have to do it at the exact time and it'll never happen. Sort of. I have a little window where I know if I can fit it in then,

which I used to kind of just go do workouts whenever I wanted. Not anymore. Different life, huh? Yeah, which I'm okay with. But it's helping me be more regimen about it, so that's good. Is that changing your life? Calendar-wise? Schedule-wise?

Time-wise? Yes. I have a schedule. But sometimes just even catching up with friends. If I don't do it in a certain window during my day, it's just not going to happen at night. Nights are just dedicated to the kids right now. What about you?

What are your nights dedicated to? You know, me partying. Yeah? Yeah, just hanging loose. No really. What are you doing? I have a, like, a business lunch. Ew.

Or breakfast. It's lunch. It's lunch for me. It's breakfast for them. Okay. And then I actually have a dinner tonight. Wow. I know.

All my meals. All your meals? All my meals. That's a day. I know. It is a day. And then I'll probably, I don't know, probably party.

I'll probably get some partying in. Yeah, just another day. It's the club? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll see it tomorrow. Thanks for hanging. Get your bones on, the Bobby Bones show.

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