The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby Announces Sad Relationship News + Monday Morning Confessions + Lunchbox Tries To Buy Jake Owen's House

Episode Date: October 23, 2017

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Bobby Bones, everybody Transmitting across America This is a Bobby Bones show Welcome back to Monday More see you So Amy lives in a part of town That's been called One of the coolest towns in America

Right? Like her area of town is called one of the coolest areas of any town in America And so she's out walking her dogs She's got some Zit cream on her face, and she runs into Brothers Osborne, one of them, right? Because she lives like two houses down in the coolest part of America. It's pretty cool. And I wasn't expecting on seeing anybody.

I knew I had the Zit cream on my face, but I was like, my dog needed to go out. I didn't have a lot of time. I needed to keep it on. I needed to keep it medicating, doing its thing. And so I just go to take her out and expect to see nobody. And then boom, who walks outside, right when I'm going past their house real quick.

TJ. Oh, yeah, brother's Osborne. We know we already said that. Oh, yeah, yeah. So anyway, he was super nice about it. We addressed the elephant in the room right away. Yeah, because there was no avoiding it. And he was so kind.

He said, even with that on your face, you still look good. I said, thank you. I said, thank you so much. You're a nice guy. You are nice. Even with that on your face, you still look good. Yeah. It went sort of like that.

He had some other dude with him. I met him. I was like, hi. Nice to meet you. Yeah. It was awkward. It's funny you go walk the dog with Dick Greenwald. Because it was right outside my house.

I wasn't expecting to see anybody. I just thought I felt like I needed to take her out because she can't. Normally I just let her out in the backyard, but because my garage is being built, we don't have a fence. The garage mahal. Yeah, the garage mall. How's that thing growing? It looks great. Yeah.

So because I can't just throw her in the backyard, I have to take her outside. Are tourists coming to take pictures of the garage mall? It's like the tallest thing in the tent. It's because it's on a hill. My backyard goes up on a house. a hill, it is awkward. Above the trees? You can always find Amy's house. Just search for the

North Star, I mean, Garage Mahal, and follow it. Yeah. Follow the garage. Well, it's good. I know. It's just a normal garage. I promise you, it's on a hill. Yeah, no, we're not even talking about that. I'm at a Zit cream. We're back. Oh, yeah. Monday, had a good weekend. I hope you guys had a good weekend. Recognizing people

doing cool things. It's ICU. So Andrew Wright went inside of Cleveland. gas station to pay for his gas. He came out as carbon stolen. And so he's like, oh no. Then he realized his therapy dog named Polo was inside the car.

So then he's like, oh no, oh no. The local news did a story on it. Car was stolen, Polo, the dog stolen. This woman named Mariah, she's watching the news, and she was like, wait, I think I just saw that dog running down the street. No way. She comes out, calls a dog,

dog comes over to her, name Texas Polo. Picked out Polo, took him to the Cleveland City Kennel, said, hey, I saw this on the news. See if you can track this guy. They got with Andrew. Andrew's got his dog. Insurance pays for the car. Now he's got Polo back. That's amazing.

I'm telling you, the dog would have been a bigger thing. Oh, yeah. Because the car, it stinks for a second with the car you can get back. Yeah. You will get back. Polo? Mm-mm. Polo, your dog, but she saw it because she was watching the news.

Her name's Mariah Singleton. Shout out. That's crazy. I see you. The Bobby Bones Show. Big Three Stories. As producer Raymond, in weather news, temperatures are dropping throughout a lot of the country in the next day. It's going to be 10 to 15 degrees cooler this week.

In other news, Justin Timberlake is going to be headlining the Pepsi Super Bowl halftime show. It was just an ounce. And finally, in sports, the World Series is all set. It's the Dodgers and the Astros series kicks off tomorrow night. Guy hit $6 million in lottery. And then he tried to hide it from his wife and then split from her. How do they plan on getting... People like this plan on getting away with it.

Don't say savage. You never say savage. What? Just four days after he won six million dollars, he packed his bags, took his passport, and left home. They'd been living together for two years and married. He wanted to buy a muscle car,

and she never wanted him to have it. So he was like, I'm out of here, man, not telling her. And then, of course, she found out. He needed that muscle car. Savage. Stop it, my price. I mean, it was a proper use. It sort of is, savage.

Again, you guys aren't 12. Bobby, stay woke. Stop. Yeah, you got to stay with the times. Okay, see, that's like, what's the time. Yeah. I said it's 50. Stay with the times.

I had a public, like, I hosted a Haiti event last night, and on stage I said stay woke. I don't know why people give me the microphone. It just sounds like something Katie Perry would say, and she even sounds old saying it. Oh, really? Yeah. Well, the person that went on stage before me

told people to get out their checkbooks. And I was like, oh, no. And so I said, y'all, I know you don't have your checkbooks. We need to stay woke. Stop that. That's not even what that means. It's not even the same thing. You're aware that nobody uses checkbooks anymore.

No, that's not, you're not even using it properly. That's confused again now. I'm not going to use it right. Bobby Bones, the Bobby Bones show. All right, back out of here on a Monday. Time for positivity. Tell me something good. Tell me something good time.

So a Chicago teen had been warned about sneaking onto the basketball court at a local fitness facility because he kept breaking in and he would play basketball and they were like, hey, kids, you can't be coming in. So they called the cops on him. He was in there shooting. And the officer goes, it's this place called Ex-Sport Fitness.

And he's like, hey, man, they keep saying that you're breaking in. You can't do this. And he's like, I just want to buy basketball and I don't have any money. It's a cop, bottom membership. Wow. How about that?

That is so sweet. Isn't that awesome? That's so awesome. There you go. Amy? I love that. So a five-year-old emptied out her piggy bank to buy milk for a classmate. So she has milk every day with her lunch, but she noticed one of her classmates never bought

milk, and it's because the classmate couldn't afford it. So she emptied out her piggy bank was like, you know what, I'm going to start buying my classmate milk. And then other people found out about it. And then a GoFundMe page was started, and they have milk money raised for all students that can't afford it for the rest of the year. Wow. Yeah.

That's pretty cool. Lunchbox, you're out. One year ago, a family lost their family. dog, it ran away in the middle of the night, the storms, thought they lost it forever, adopted a new dog, got a call, found it, microchip, reunited, so now they got two puppies. How far away was a dog? 60 miles. Do you know something that some of these shelters are doing that's pretty crazy?

It's pretty awesome I learned about it, because I did this whole thing on my dog about adopting instead of buying from a breeder. Yeah. So what happens with shelters is they have these programs around 4th of July. You talk about storms, but this just reminded me. And so they ask people from like July 1st through the 6th. to take dogs from the shelter just for those five days because when the fireworks hit dogs escape all the time

they got put them in the shelter and they have no room so because people are taking those dogs for those five days they have room to put all the escape dogs people can match their dogs back getting them back home then the other dogs go back and then some of them end up loving the dogs keeping them oh wow fantastic program that's really cool it's like fostering it is it's a temporary foster for a firework yeah yeah yeah so they want to book adele to go and play

in Vegas as a residency. And so they're offering her $50 million for the year. Oh my goodness. It's me. What? I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to me to go. Half a million dollars a show. Everything.

They say the time's supposed to heal you, but I ain't done much. The win has offered her $50 million. for a one-year residency, negotiations are just beginning. She'd become the highest paid performer in Vegas, earning half a million bucks per night. Wow. That's crazy, huh? That's crazy people money. Hello. She's that popular. It's me.

Yeah. Yeah, of course. Well, I mean, Celine Dianne's been there, Garth Brooks. I'm saying she's that big where she can be the best of all time. Well, everybody knew makes more than the last. It's like an NFL quarterback. You don't be the best. You just got to be the latest. But yes, she's as big as anyone. Yeah, she's bigger than, I mean, symphony hits a Celine, like over all time.

But if you put both of them in a, and said, hey, we're doing a stadium, who's going to fill out more seats? Adele is. Wow. I need to go see her. Any of my friends have gone to see her live, just say it's like, life-changing.

Adele? I'd never been to a concert of the change in my life. Like, people always say things are life-changing. I go to things. Sometimes I'm like, I'm kind of motivated. I know. I was just giving you their dramatic response. Like, it must be worth it.

I tell you what, I saw Chris Jansen, life-changing. This guy. Yeah, he is. He's good. Rock and roll, man. Rob it, bon show. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny.

Shee Mooney of Dan and Shea got married this weekend. Dan was a groomsman. Their nine-month-old son, Asher James, was carried down the aisle in a little baby tucks. It was so cute. And Shee performed an emotional song that he wrote for his bride on an acoustic guitar at the reception. So congratulations to them. Jason Aldeen's cover of Tom Petty's I Won't Back Down on S&L is available for download, and he's donating the profits to a fund that will benefit victims of the Vegas shooting.

You can also buy an I Won't Back Down T-shirt with those proceeds going to the same fund. You can find them at Jason Aldine.com. I'm Amy. That's your 32nd Skinny. Lobby Bone Show. Don't worry up the day. This story comes to us from Albuquerque, New Mexico. Two men needed to get to the courthouse. because one guy had to pick up an ankle monitor, you know, for, you know, supervision purposes.

They're like, man, we don't have a ride. We don't have a ride. I got it. We'll steal a car. Oh, wow. So they stole a car. Only problem is it had a GPS tracking device. And police were like, man, that's going right to the courthouse. They just waited when they walked up, arrested them for the stolen car. They stole a car to get to the courthouse to get an ankle bracelet to monitor their actions.

Yes. I mean, it all makes sense because it's a bunch of dumb moves from a dumb group people. Yeah. Oh, wow. One bad decision leads to another bad decision leads to jail. I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead story of the day. Bobby Bones.

Bobby Bones show. So a school district in Michigan said, hey, parents, heads up. Because there's a bus that's unmarked trying to pick up kids. What? Whoa. And it's not a school bus. The superintendent said that the unmarked yellow bus sped off after a parent was like, do not get on that bus.

Start yelling at kids. So they had to put a letter and go, and they have a picture of the bus. And I posted on Friday on my Twitter, and I was like, this is scarier than any clown in a- 100% drainage ditch. I mean, that is, what in the world? I had a friend that bought an old school bus once, and I always thought that was kind of creepy. But to like, like a party bus? It doesn't matter.

No, it wasn't a party bus. Even that's kind of creepy, too. Oh. Why have my friend buy a party bus? I don't know. Anybody ever see, and we have a phone number you can call 877-77 Bobby. Like anything creepy going on in your neighborhood where you're like, I think there's something to do that.

An unmarked school bus trying to pick up kids? Man. Like maybe that's not even the real story, you know? But it probably is. And that's creepy. There's a story about a school bus driving around a town. It's an unmarked school bus. And the school bus is trying to pick kids up.

And that's creepy. Christina in Virginia Beach. Yes. What's creepy in your town? The creepy in my neighborhood is in the coldest. there's an older man who has a white van. Well, it's white van in the windows. The license plate also says white van.

The bumper sticker says, go away. And I said hello to him. I'm new. And he said, hello. I said, that's a cute dog. He has a little dog with him. And he looks at me and smiles and goes, little kids like the dog, too.

Well, I didn't have a little kid with me. Now, there's lots of little kids in the cul-de-sac. I have a little kid who he's ever seen. It was very creepy. And he was just smiling at me like it should be okay, that little kids like his dog. you. Well, that's just a lot of things at once. Like, none of those stick out to me as wild until you start to add them all together. Yeah. And then it's like, maybe there's something to this.

Thank you for the call. Christina. Appreciate you. Brandon and Manchester, what's up? In Murphysboro, a couple of years back, there was a guy driving around in an old school bus. Of course, he took a stencil or something like that and spray painted across the side of it. a different word for special needs school buds, which I found creepy, looked like the windows had been messed with, and helmets were hanging around in the back.

What in the way? You wrote that on the bus? Everybody understands what he's saying, right? Yes. Wow. Ooh, well, watch out for school buses, I guess, all of them. All school buses, watch out for them. Yeah.

Man, I would probably, if I were a parent, if I were a dad, and I saw a school bus, I'd probably jump in that school bus. Yeah, find out who's driving it. And beat the crap out of it. That's just me, though, because I'm a boxer now, you know? Yeah. I'm just looking for a fight, you know what I'm saying? Lots of people are saying that when that It movie came out,

people were putting red balloons everywhere. Hey, Danielle, you're in Ohio. Did that happen to you? Yeah. Did you see the movie? So was it creepy to you? I've seen the original. I haven't seen the new one.

Because I haven't seen the movie, and I was like, Oh, cool, red balloons. That's cute. Like, for me, it did the opposite because I didn't see the movie. But I guess it would be scary. I guess if you saw the movie. Yeah, just because where we're at, there's a lot of, like, places that are kind of closed down. And it seemed like they would stick them all over the place where everything was, you know, like kind of desolate and, like, really, really creepy.

So when you see just nothing there but that, it was scary. Yeah. What do you doing this morning? On my way to work. Yeah, what kind of job you have? I work in an office. I work in a mental health facility. Well, wow, good for you. That's got to be tough work.

You guys are what get me through my day. You start my day off. Oh, thank you very much. Well, thanks for calling, and I appreciate you jumping in the old topic there. You bet. Thank you so much. All right, Daniel, appreciate you. The Bobby Bone Show. All right, so Amy's been in the adoption process for over four and a half years. We've been going through all the trials and tribulations all in the air, and I felt like I asked, you about it a lot and then they call her calls and Friday and I was like hey what's up and Amy just like tells her

all this stuff we never heard before so we just want to know what's up well it sort of all just happened and then yeah we hadn't gotten to talk about it yet and I was like well okay I'm just going to throw this out there that November 7th is a huge day for paperwork for us like moving our paperwork moving

through the court system there and then after that I have on good authority that their stuff will move pretty quickly and the kids should be home before Christmas. That's word on the street. Okay, but how do you,

because you've told us the year before June. Well, I remember how I told you I had dinner with the former prime minister and, I mean, literally, the first thing he said when we sat down and that was his first time actually meeting the kids face to face. Now, I have met him and spent time

with him, but he saw them and I think like having that interaction is just like, okay, what do we need to do? Let's get these kids home. And that's literally what he said. And he has been, so far I'm seeing things happen and he seems to be holding true to his word. So you're saying the kids will be here by what date? Oh, I don't have a date just before Christmas. Okay, 2017 they'll be here. Which would be amazing because you know if we hit like the

January time frame, that'll be like the five year mark. They're not going to know what winter is. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh yeah, I know. And all they know is heat their entire life and we spend Christmas with our family in Colorado. It's going to be like an planet. So they might see snow. They're going to be like, where have we moved? Okay, so by the end of 2017, October, December, two months and a week or so. All right. Yeah.

This is a Bobby Bones show. Bobby Bones. So Lunchbox went to a movie this weekend. What did you guys go see? Uh, Boutu, the Medea, whatever. Yeah. Yeah, that was the number one movie this weekend. Medea Halloween. I take it. That was your wife's choice. That was my wife's choice.

She'll only go to the movies if it's comedy because she doesn't want to feel things in the movie. So she picked it and I was like, fine, whatever. It was just whatever. But the problem was we were there and a family comes in. It's a husband and wife, I assume, and they're three little kids. They sit on the very front row and the kids don't sit down. They just run and wrestle and play the whole time in front of the movie screen while the parents are watching the movie. What?

And I felt like maybe they didn't have a sitter and they just wanted to go. to a movie theater so they were like, okay, we'll just take the kids and we'll sit in the front row so they have a place to play. After 45 minutes of them wrestling and running back and forth, I had enough. And I went and told the manager. I am not

tell the manager guy, but I just found myself kept looking at them instead of looking at the movie screen and I was annoyed and the manager came in and talked to him and then he went over and the mom had the kids sit down. He went and stood to the side where she couldn't see him. Kids start playing again. He came and

Took them out. Wow. Took the family out of the movie theater. Why would people think that's okay to do? To let your kids play. It's a good question. Yeah. It's selfish and just not aware of other people's.

So nobody else in the theater said anything, though? Not that I know of. I mean, people. Even out loud. They were like, hey, kids, sit out. No, I don't think you reprimand other people's kids. Oh, you do from the dark when no one can see you. Oh, well.

That's how I yell at everybody. Yeah, when no one can see me. And maybe the manager got other complaints, and that's why he took such action so quick, but I was just like, I can't take it. Like, I'm annoyed. Like, I'm trying to enjoy the movie, and these people are just running back and forth

and front of the screen, wrestling. Everybody feel okay about that? Oh, yeah. I would have told before 45 minutes. For sure. First of all, 10 minutes and I would be like, hey, can we stop the kids for playing? Yeah.

Because I'll yell at a movie theater at somebody. Oh, okay. When it's dark, I got a shield on, baby. Then I would have went and told away earlier. For once, I'd have. don't fully disagree with you about how you handle. I know. By the way, you can call us if you want.

877-Bobby. You go to the movies and somebody's doing something completely ridiculous. Yeah. Or... Have you narked on people? Have you told on somebody? Because, again, we're not really the tell-on kind of crew. No.

Especially a lunchbox. He's the one that gets told on. Yeah. More than anything. Okay, true, true. Our number's 877-77 Bobby, if you guys want to hop in and do that. Dr. Phil hit somebody. Oh.

Do you guys know the story? No, in a car. Oh. So, the story goes, Dr. Phil's driving a car. This kid comes down on the skateboard. Boom. Nails him, right? Gets out, everybody's okay.

I think it was kind of the kid's fault from what I'm reading. Everybody's okay. Good. Everybody goes away. Well, and now all of a sudden, the kid's like, oh, my neck. Of course.

Oh, oh. I'm a little injured. You saw who's driving that car. Right. Dr. Phil. That's got to be a crazy thing to hit a human in the car. My mom did that one time

picking up my sister from a ballet class or something and two little girls ran in front and she hit one of them. What? It's terrible. But I mean, no one was hurt, but my mom was just like, I can't drive anymore for like weeks. Yeah.

Traumatizing. Traumatizing. So scary. Whoa. Yeah. Someone ran over my nephew. Like straight up ran over his entire body. But he was fine. Our old boss.

backed over his kid. And he's fine. His kid is fine. So crazy. Yeah. This Dr. Phil skateboarder though, straight up was like, I'm good, I'm good. Wait, your Dr. Phil.

Oh, my neck. And I would say poor Dr. Phil. Yeah, but those two things don't really go. I don't know the whole story. Back in the day, Reba's house was up for sale and lunchbox called. And we're just trying to get in and see it. Here's lunchbox calling.

Trying to buy Reba's house. For its properties. Oh, yes, ma'am. I'm trying to call about 175 road, trying to get some more information on that. It's listed for $7,900,000. It has a total of seven bedrooms plus one in a guest house and a total of eight baths. It has a horse thing, right? Like an equestrian thing? It does. Does that come with horses? Doesn't come with the horses.

And like, let's say, you know, it says 7.9, if it was a cash offer, would they go down to 7.5? You'd have to ask the agent on that Because I am looking for a hot tub They have a hot tub there? Yes, they do Okay, yeah, because my name is Jason I'm a businessman making business deals Trying to get that money

So I don't have time to nickel and dime So you think 7.5? You would need to talk to the agent about that I don't know what they would accept, sir. I'm sorry. I just got one more question Like it says it's Reba's old house Would she sign a guitar if I bought the house?

Sir, I don't know that. Okay, and if I wrote a check Would I write it out to you guys Ariba. You'd have to talk to the agent. Okay, thank you. Yeah. My favorite is I'm not trying to nickel and dime.

I don't have the time. So that happened like three months ago, right? Okay, now, I want to replay that because Amy has an update and the skinny. Bobby Bonshire. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. Lunchbox, I hate to break this to you, but they would have taken $5 million because that's so far. I know you're like, you think they take $7.5 because I'm looking.

for a hot tub. I'm trying to nickel a dime. So it sold for $5 million and the developer that got it and it's called Starstruck Farm by the way. Plans to turn it into a wedding venue so now you can get married out at Reba's old house. I guess if everything goes through, but

lunchbox he missed out on a deal. No, he didn't. He wasn't buying it for $5. Exactly. Now that was from months ago. He actually called, try to buy Jake Owen's house. We're going to do that in next seven minutes. Oh, yeah. Because Jake's house is up on the market too. I haven't heard this one yet.

Oh, no. Yeah, so. These are great. That's coming up. Because that last woman, she did not have time for him. I just hope you're laid back. Layed back. As long as you're laid back. Cameron Diaz dropped her wallet outside of a fancy restaurant in Beverly Hills

and a homeless woman found it. But she didn't keep it. She didn't keep any of the money. She returned it to the police and Cameron Diaz ended up with her wallet back. That's a little, tell me something good in the skinny. I'm Amy. That's your 30 second skinny. A little treat to take work with you today.

Morning Corny. What was Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? What was Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? Hand out. Okay. Oh, goodness. Oh, goodness. Oh, goodness.

Hand I. Hand out. That was the morning corny. Definitely a demographic there. What? That's a good one. that one. No, everybody knows that song. Let's go. Bobby Bones.

The Bobby Bones show. So Jake Owen's house is on the market. A big article about it. Got like tiki rooms and recording studios. And lunchbox calls up and tries to get in that Jake Owen house. Here we go. Worth properties. Oh, yes, ma'am. I'm trying to call about 175.

Road. Trying to get some more information on that. This is the wrong one? That's Riva. It was put right next to the Jagger. Hey, where's the Jaguar. Here we go. Let's try this one. Hello. It's the right one?

Yeah, yeah. Hello. May I speak with Jeff Lawrence, please? This is he. Hey, Jeff, this is Jason Gible, businessman doing business deals trying to get that money. And I found a house for sale, and it has you as the premier agent, so I was just trying to call and get... Did you got work on your words? Premier River.

The person got like a bullfrog in his throat. And then he can't say they were a premiere. Some more information on that. Sure. What's the address? It's one... It's one... Road.

Yeah. It's available. Well, dude, let me ask you a couple questions, dude. So, can you tell me, is there like a big back porch? You know, because I love, you know, barefoot blue-gene nights, dude? Like, whoa! You know what I mean, dude?

I do. That's the way I spend my weekend. It's a teaky hunt out back, as a matter of fact. There's a hot tub out back and a screened-in for. Dude, that sounds awesome. So you're saying like beaching, dude, like, you know, like putting some limes in my corona laid back. You know what I mean, dude? Beaching. Yes, yes. They've got the surfboards hanging from the roof. So yeah, it looks like they're doing the same thing. Do you think I could fit like 100 people in that house for a party? Because, you know, dude, like, I like to have good company around all the time, dude. It's like almost 5,000 square feet.

Are you trying to do a J compression? Is that why he's saying? dude all the time? Yes. And he's using Jake lyrics. I get the lyrics. What he's saying, dude? It sounds like a Ninja Turtle more than he does Jake O-Wing. But it almost sounds like the realtor is sort of laid back. He's pretty chill. It's Jake acting like the realtor. Nah, man. Yeah, dude. Come on by, man.

He's like, yeah, it does have a teaky porch. Wow, that's huge, dude. That's a big house. I am so pumped, dude. Like, I don't want this house to be the one that got away. You know what I mean, dude? Okay. You want me, do you want to set up a time to go look at it tonight around 6 o'clock? All right, dude. This is going to be like a match made in heaven, dude. Like, we're going to be like beaching, you know, barefoot, blue jean night on the back porch, dude. All right, awesome. All right.

All right. Thank you so much. Have a good one. All right, bye-bye. You too. Is that for real? Did you go look at it? I know. Six o'clock didn't work from behind somewhere to be. Oh, we're going to let you in the first house ever? This is the first time a realtor has ever let you without getting like a note from your bank

that you even have money. Because I feel like this guy is not the realtor. I feel like this guy wants to go see it too. Hey dude, I like to say tiki too, dude. I haven't been over there yet. You guys awesome. Yeah, that's property, sure. They sound like they can be best bud.

He's like, do you have the key? Okay, that was amazing. You couldn't went to the house and you didn't go. Yes, what? Obligations. Come on, dude. Dude, come on. That's the one that got away, dude.

Come on. Bobby Bones show. Elizabeth and Lakeland, talk to me. Well, Bobby, first of all, me a huge fan. Thank you. And I love your show. And I love your jokes, Amy. But that last one should get you in the penalty box.

And Ray did great when he auditioned. Let him come in for a couple days. What did you not like about Amy's joke? The song's so old trying to explain that one to my kids. That's what I told her. No one's going to get that unless you're like over 30 years old. What? You got to know your audience.

Your audience is moms and kids. No, no, no. I was at a, no, no, I was at a Haiti event last night. Adults everywhere, no kids. And I had adults coming up to me telling me that they are fans of the morning corny. Great. You're not playing to adults. You're playing to adults and kids at the same time.

Time now. We're going to try one more time. What? You can't make a joke about the, you know, the who. All a band. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The morning corny. Where does sheep get their haircut?

Where do sheep get their haircut? At the bar shop. Okay, see, that's it. That's how you do it. You hit both. You hit the adults who thought it was corny and kids would think it's hilarious. There it is. That was the morning corny.

We're always trying to improve. Elizabeth, how's that one? That one was good. Okay. Am I back in it? Well, I still think you get a one-day penalty. Wow. All right, a one-day penalty.

Lunchbox will take it over tomorrow for one day and one day. Yes. Yeah. Guess who's back? Back again. Tell you. Okay. Stop it.

Thank you. You're about to get put two days. I appreciate you. I laughed at that one before I even, man. I didn't know a idea. It wasn't funny, but it's just. It was funny. It wasn't funny.

Like, there are things that I think are funny that are super dark. They know what else thinks funny, but I choose not to say them out loud. Just because they make you laugh. That one had to be said. Get your bones on the Bobby Bones Show. Monday morning confessions. Monday morning confessions. Caitlin in Wisconsin, go ahead, confess.

So when my kids are really stressing me out, I go in my closet and I eat my Oreos. There you go. Oh. It's okay. Yeah, no judgment here. That's all right. You do you. Thank you for calling.

Monday morning confession, Sarah in Oklahoma. Yes. Confess. Good morning. Good morning. So sometimes before I send my kids to my mother-in-laws, I'll give them a bunch of sugar in pop so that they're hyper for her. And that's okay. No, no, no.

That's funny. That's okay. But it's okay. No, no, that's okay. That's okay. No judgment. Thank you. Victoria in Oklahoma, Monday morning, Confessions.

Good morning. Good morning. Go ahead. So I have been lying to my children for. 10 years now and told them I was allergic to cats because they've always wanted a cat and I'm not allergic to cats. You know, that's okay. It's a little white lie.

It's okay. Sort of wrong. Good for you. You do you. That's okay. Monday morning confessions. Amanda in Central Alabama. Good morning.

I have a boyfriend of 11 years and he thinks I'm an awful driver and I backed over a parking like Barry or the other day and I haven't told him yet. And anything happened to the car? Yes, it messed up my muffler, but I haven't told him. You know what? That's okay. It's okay. You know? I probably won't tell him. Yeah, you do you. He'll never notice.

Yeah, don't tell him. That's okay. No, no, no, Monday morning company, you do you. You're cleansed. Brianna, Charleston, South Carolina. Good morning. Good morning. Go ahead. My kids think you can only go to Czech E.S. If you're invited to a birthday party that's happening that day. And why would they think that? Just because it's too much to take them and the run around and it costs a whole bunch of money.

So they think that the only time you're allowed to go is if there's a birthday party going on for one of your friends you were invited to, other ways you're not allowed in. And you told them then. Yep. Yeah. You know what? That's okay. That's okay. Good parenting.

You know what? You do you. It's sort of makes sense. Every parenting style is different. You do you. Monday morning confessions. You do you. Thank you.

Page in Oklahoma Monday morning confessions. I wrecked my boyfriend struck this weekend, but there was no damage, so I didn't tell him. You know what? You do you. That is. I'm just glad you're okay. That's exactly how you should handle that. Yeah, yeah.

You can handle it better. So far, I sort of like. We're late to all of them? Yeah. A little bit, yes. Yeah, I'm like, okay, yeah. Feels good. We're not alone.

The Bobby Bone Show. You do a couple more. Monday morning confessions. Eden and North Carolina, welcome to the show. Hi. So for 20, or for my, daughter's eight years of life. Anytime she hears the music on the ice cream truck, she thinks she's out of ice cream.

Oh, that one's bad. You know what? That's fine. You do you. Yeah. Yeah, you do you. Thank you for, you're cleansed. Good.

Thank you for sharing that with us. Oh. What? Cleanse. I can't say that. She's cleansed. No, if you share with us, it's now okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Hey, Lori. Yeah. Monday morning. Go ahead. I went to the gym this morning, and on the way home, I stopped at McDonald's. I had to have a hash brown. You know what? You're cleansed because he told us.

Those calories don't count. Good for you. You know what? Do you feel good? Good. You do you. Lurray, thank you. It's like it never happened.

Yeah. No more Monday morning confessions. Thank you for them. Until next week. Is your weekend good? Yeah. It was really good. I feel like it went by pretty fast, but.

Feeling good on a Monday morning. We went to Lubbock, the raging idiots did, and then we played Tulsa. And I took my dog out for the first time. Yeah, it looked so cool. Well, so we took a bus, and my dog rides in the car with me all the time, and he sits in the house with me all the time. Rarely does he ride in the house, which is what this is like. And so he struggled a bit at first, because the whole house was moving the whole time.

But he went, and he went on stage, didn't bother him. Like, it took him out both nights on stage, and he went the whole weekend. and I put pictures up on my Instagram. But both crowds, Lovick and Tulsa were awesome. So it was good. He's... We take him out again? I can't this weekend because we're flying.

Oh. I'm not going to put him on a plane. But, yes, he'll go out again. But we're playing El Paso and Austin this weekend. But yeah, it was a good. It was a good weekend. Got back yesterday at like 11. It had to stay awake.

No naps because I stayed up all night. Then it stormed and I was up all night. It's what happened. We were playing in Tulsa on Saturday night, the Raging Idiots, and this huge storm happened. It's like, blah. And so they wouldn't let us go out after the show and meet anybody. We did anyway. We got in because we went outside.

It was lightning. But so then I got in and there were like four tornadoes. Not exactly where we were, but there were four that touched down. Eight that happened. In Oklahoma City, they had to like cancel a Beach Boys concert. Oh, my goodness. But it was a crazy storm. We were in Tulsa and the weekend it was.

playing. A little big town was like four blocks down the road and we were playing. It was like the biggest night in Tulsa. Yeah. Yeah. So. Man, how do people choose? Must have been so tough for them. Listen, I'm not going to lie to you. The theater was packed where we were. Yeah. I'm just saying, you know, we're pretty good. So there's that. A company from Russia wants to help you show off to your friends. And so they've started this thing here where if you pay 250 bucks, you can go into a private jet and take pictures for your Instagram. Funny.

That's hilarious. And then? So you just post them. And there's a professional photographer and they give them to you. And so it's like, ah, just making a quick trip. So you post them.

And people are also doing it. You can pretend to be a bigger deal than you are. You can even hire on-site hair and makeup since they're already on-site, they're cheaper. Wow. You know what I want to do? I'd like to talk to the quarterback of my high school football team.

I haven't reached out at all. His name is Colin Smith. Okay. Because my high school won again in overtime. 50 to 44. They beat Lafayette County. It's close. In overtime, 50 to 44.

I've not reached out in any way. His name's Colin Smith. Colin Smith, if you're out there from Mountain Pine, call the show. 877-77 Bobby. I love this even more than usual because last year they didn't have a team. My school is so small that they had to quit the season last year because they ran out of players. Everybody got hurt. We only have like 20 kids on the team anyway.

So now my high school They're 5 and O in conference And they're 7 and 1 overall They haven't lost... And I think they're going to go to the playoffs And that would be a couple weeks So I think I'm going to try to go to the playoff game I'm pretty sure we're not on the road if we're in the playoffs

But I like to talk to him I never talked to him before I want to talk to star quarterback It's pretty cool I've printed off like a thing from Max Preps Yeah, all his stats Yeah, I've read some stats there

What position did you play there? A wide receiver and kind of defense, but I was scared. Wait, so you were on offense, you received the ball, and then you play. On defense, they put me in the nuggle package only, like if it were a prevent defense, because I was scared. I don't like to hit people. So do most people play both offense and defense? At my school, you had to because we didn't have enough players. Got it.

So yes, I played both, and I played all special teams. So kickoff, kick off, return, pump, return, all of it. Yeah. We had to, though. Even our quarterback played linebacker. What? That's how... That seems like an injury waiting to happen, and then if you lose your quarterback.

Mm-hmm. What happens if they sack that quarterback? Yeah. Yeah, it was a lineman. Okay, stop. All right, right. So, Roy Orbison's going on tour. But he's dead.

He's dead. Right. They're putting out one of those holograms, and they're touring it. No way. Like, I would go to that. I was thinking, like, that would be cool. that I've been crying over you

like Royal Eberson was awesome and so they're going to tour his hologram and I was like who else would I go see as a hologram tour here you go, are you ready? Yeah my top three hologram tour

as if they tore them just straight up Elvis I watch Elvis hologram I pay good money for that I'll go with you but I want it to be an exact recreation of one of his shows

like you can't just like I want to see the exact Elvis And you can do that. I'd also go to the Beatles, hologram. Of course. Except Paul's not dead yet. Right. So he would be there.

Well, I'd go watch a Nirvana hologram show. One hologram show, Amy. I'm going to go Whitney Houston. Wow. I don't think she moves around a lot there. What? What do you mean she moves around a lot? Like she sings real well, but I mean the stage show would be that good.

So you need a hologram that's really active? Yeah, otherwise I'd just turn the music up and close my eyes. Ow. You know what I mean? Like Elvis dances, Cozaine, smashes guitars. Yeah, the Beatles one's alive. Yeah. And he's like trying to work it up.

He's trying to talk to a hologram. Play Bimana, okay? Lunchbox. Tupac. Oh, good one. Well, that's a thing. That one's already happened. Now is it tour?

Do they just do that for his special concert? They did a festival. That was like the first real one that they put up there. Oh, I like that. Oh, I like that. So, that's the deal. Does Tupac move around enough for you? Oh, you want to be a smart outlet?

Oh, man. Don't get the Tupac moves right? I just feel like, no, I just feel like he's up there chilling. Whatever. Amy's making me all nervous to have a Hall of Fame speech ready. I didn't even start on that thing. Oh, no. I mean, I'm not making nervous.

It's just right around the corner. Dude, it is coming up. I didn't know if you had been working on it or if you, are you even giving a speech? Or what is this going to be like? Or I don't even know. So I am, oddly, being inducted into the Radio Hall of Fame. And so they said, hey, you have to pick somebody to induct you. And so our boss Rod is going to be the person that goes up and talks for a few minutes. And I have to

go up and speak. But I haven't thought about it. I have like 80 other things first. Well, I know that. We have a raging idiot show in Austin on Saturday. Yeah, that's important. I got a congressional thing on Thursday. I got to go speak in front of the congressman on Thursday. So you're going to get over that stuff and then you'll start working on it? Or you just go up there and wing it? Here's the thing about winging it. What? I don't only wing things. Successful people don't wing things. And even when they wing things, they really don't. They're prepared to wing it.

If I'm ever winging it, it's a prepared wing. So you're going to prepare wing. It's like when rappers come off the dome. They already kind of know what they're going to talk about. It wasn't straight off the dome? You know, freestyles are kind of like a decent sale style. Not totally free. Wow.

But what if you give them the topic right then and there and they haven't had time to think about the freestyle? You can do that. I mean, whatever. Go ahead. Hit me with it. Yeah. my matcha tea Macha tea

I don't know what it is Give me a topic Machia tea Exactly I thought you had some stuff Off the dome right there From machia tea I haven't done No I haven't done

I haven't done the speech But we're all going to Chicago for it It should be a thing huh It is going to be a thing It'll be an event Yeah Eddie's pineapple got stolen His pineapple and lantern

Yeah pineapple lantern Got stolen Middle the night Instead of doing a jackalander I did a pineapple lantern and someone stole it from his house. And you know, I told you, and I kind of messed up because I said it was probably better than carving a pumpkin. Probably not the best idea because one, it attracts fruit flies.

And two, critters will come in the middle of the night and steal your pineapple lantern. Oh, you'd think it was a critter. Oh, for sure, because they left the top, you know, the little grass part. Oh. Maybe you should spray it with something. There was even a candle in it and whatever raccoon or whoever stole it took everything. Savage. Okay.

Everybody stops him savage. No one say savage anymore. But that's literally a savage. That's a savage of you to say that. There's not a $10 fine for anybody that says savage on the air. You cannot start finding us for being cruel. I'm like James Brown. I'm just going to find you guys.

Is that savage? Yes. No. $10. I'm happy to pay it as long as it establishes the new. Where does the money go? To the savage fund. No.

What's the old age? Like how old is the old age? What's old? Oh, 70? You stay 70. For sure. Okay, Amy? I don't know.

85? Lunchbox? 40? You're almost 40, you goober. I know. I'm about to be old. The old age right now is 83. Boom.

Nailed it. 83. The survey said these are things that people do to make them feel young. Number one, drive. Number two, wear clothes that make them feel younger than they are. And 83. What are you wearing? Yeah, Daisy Dukes?

I don't think anyone said Eddie. I didn't say at 83. Oh, I said Eddie. Eddie took offense. He's like, guys, come on. Man, I got mad for a second. And then Facebook comes in at number three. Yeah.

The quarterback from my high school team's on the phone. He did call in. We're going to talk to him in just a second. Yeah, yeah. I've never talked to him before. So they won. They're crushing it. Hey, you don't want to get him big head.

He's got a concentrate on the case with you. No, no, no, no, babe. Don't he's out. All right, so I want to put on Colin Smith. Hey, Colin. Good morning. Good morning. How you doing, buddy?

I'm doing good. Colin is 6 foot, 180 pounds. He's a sophomore, and he's the quarterback from Mountain Pine High School, where I went to high school. And so, Colin, you guys won again this weekend, huh? Yes, sir. Is an overtime thriller I hear, is that true? Yes, sir. Tell me about it.

Well, we never expected to be in a situation in the first place. What situation did you never expect to be in? We never expected to have to go into overtime. Okay. Then what happened? I mean, overall, I guess it was a good close game, but we never expected to get there. Our defense, I don't know, our main thing was tackling.

I think what put us in that situation was our tackling. Yeah, it's a problem. He's a 10th grader starting on the senior high team. Now, is that weird that you have 12th graders that are taking orders from you? A little uncomfortable during the first part of the season, but I think I've gotten used to it. Now you're the leader.

Yes, sir. Yes, I'm telling you right there. Now, last year, the team, they didn't finish the season because my high school didn't have enough players. They had to cancel the season. This year, they're undefeated in conference play. How are we feeling going to the next week, Colin?

I think we're feeling really great right now. You're going to play Mount Ida, right? Yes, sir. We're going to beat their butts, right? Yeah. Yes, sir. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. And then playoffs.

We're feeling pretty good about playoffs? Yes, sir. Yeah, I'd like to hear. That's number two in your scorecard, number one in our hearts. Colin Smith, quarterback Mountain Pine High School. How old are you, Colin? I'm 16. You got a car?

Can you drive? Yes, sir. Yeah, all right. Be safe. We need you next week, all right? This week. Yes, sir. Stay focused.

Yeah, yeah. What's the game plan? How are we taking down Mount Ida? Uh-oh, you got travel there? I think you dropped the phone. Oh, there you go. You got travel there. Go ahead.

It's a way game. Yeah. We've been told we're probably going to have a lot of social media during out this week. We're going to have a lot of outside. A lot of outside influence, like talking in your ear telling you you're good and stuff. Like my bones. Like me free. Dang it.

Oh, crap. I shouldn't do that. Well, okay. I'm going to leave you alone then. Hey, win this one for me, though, all right? Yes, sir. Dedicate this one to me. Like, before you go out, be like...

Oh, my gosh. Bobby. Bobby. Come on. Bobby. Come on. Before you go, I'll be like, hey, we're going to win this one for Bobby. Can you do that, Colin?

Yes, sir. Yeah, I don't talk about. All right, number two, Mountain Pine Red Devils. They are 5-0 in conference play, undefeating conference play. Going to play Mount Ida. You're going to beat that Mount Ida on Friday night. All right, Colin. Hopefully we'll talk to you next week, all right?

Okay. All right, buddy, see, have a good day. You too. Are you good in school? How's great? You're checking out? Yes, sir? Yeah, you got it.

Do you have a girlfriend? Yes, you know. do? He's a 16-year-old. What do you want him to do, not date? He's got to focus on football. Yeah, I was like, hello, we're going to stay champs. You better to focus.

Hey, no girlfriend until football season's over. Yeah. Keep your grades up, no girls. What's her name, Colin? Cassidy, Tucker. Cassidy, if you're listening right now, I need you to let this guy focus. How old is you, Colin? Same age, 16.

Yeah. Do you feel like being the quarterbacks helped you? Like, with the women? Do you, wait, what? You felt like football's helped you get women. Girls. Don't say women. I mean, not really.

So she was with you before you were the quarterback. Before you were famous, was she with you, Colin? Yes, sir. Yeah. Okay, good. Okay. All right, because you're a sophomore, you know, things can come at you quick. Look at Justin Bieber.

All of a sudden, he's full of tattooed. You're not doing that, right, Colin? No, sir. All right. Where'd you grow up, Colin? Like, where'd you, like, grow up, grow up? I'll grow up, I'll grow up here. Yeah.

Yeah. Me too. That's where I grew up. Do you know that? Yes, sir. Am I kind of a legend around there or no? Oh my gosh. Yeah, I think you are. He thinks. He thinks.

All right. Colin, I'm going to let you go. You got class right now or what? Yes, sir. What's your first class? I got family and consumer science. What in the world is that? It's called facts.

It's merely about child development and just life skills. Yeah. All right. I get focused. on the game. I need you to worry about it. Where was that class when I was in school? I don't know.

I think Colin takes it because he's a quarterback. I think they're switching them out from biology to that once if we're talking about the playoffs. All right, Colin, I'm going to let you go this time, Colin. Have a good day, buddy. You too. I'll meet you soon. Win one for Bobby.

All right. There you go. Oh, boy. You guys don't like that? That's a lot of pressure, dude. Man, if they lose this week, it's on you. I know. Hey, win one for the bones.

Yeah. Am I a legend around there? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, my gosh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He goes, I think. People are questioning the validity of Lunchbox calling trying to buy celebrities' houses. I will say to you from the bottom of my heart, these are real calls.

100%. We don't hire actors. Nothing's fake about this. It may come off not that good sometimes, but ain't nothing fake about this. So Lunchbox called four or five months ago and tried to buy Reba's house. And at the time, it was going for like $7.5 million bucks. We found out today it was sold for $5. But this was lunchbox calling to buy Riba's house.

Fourth properties. Oh, yes, ma'am. I'm trying to call about 175 road, trying to get some more information on that. It's listed for $7,900,000. It has a total of seven bedrooms plus one in a guest house and a total of eight baths. It has a horse thing, right? Like an equestrian thing? It does.

Does that come with horses? It doesn't come with the horses. And like let's say, you know, it says 7.9, if it was a cash offer, would they go down to 7.5? You'd have to ask the agent on that. Because I am looking for a hot tub. They have a hot tub there? Yes, you do. Okay, yeah, because my name is Jason.

I'm a businessman making business deals trying to get that money. So I don't have time to nickel and dime. So you think 7.5? You would need to talk to the agent about that. I don't know what they would accept, sir. I'm sorry. I just got one more question. Like, it says it's Reba's old house.

Would she sign a guitar if I bought. the house. So I don't know that. Okay. And if I wrote a check, would I write it out to you guys or Reba? You'd have to write, you'd have to talk to the agent. Okay, thank you. Yeah. So Reba took quite a hit. $5 million?

Dang. Dang. So then Lunchbox over the weekend caused it by Jake Owen's house. And Jake's house, a little more modest, at $1.5 million. Hello. I'm going to speak with Jeff Lawrence, please. By the way, lunchbox is attempting to do

a Jake Owen impression this entire interview and inserting song lyrics. This is he. Hey, Jeff, this is Jason Gibble, businessman doing business deals trying to get that money. And I found a house for sale, and it has you as the premier agent. So I was just trying to call and get some more information on that. Sure. What's the address?

It's one... It's road. Yeah. It's available. Well, dude, let me ask you a couple questions, dude. So can you tell me, is there like a big back porch? You know, because I love, you know, barefoot blue-gene nights, dude? Like, whoa!

You know what I mean, dude? I do. That's the way I spend my weekend. It's a teaky hunt out back, as a matter of fact. There's a hot tub out back and a screened-in porch. Dude, that sounds awesome. So you're saying like beaching, dude, like, you know, like putting some limes in my corona, laid back. You know what I mean, dude?

Beaching. Yes, yes. They've got the surfboards hanging from the roof. So, yeah, it looks like they're doing the same thing. Do you think I could fit like 100 people in that house for a party? Because, you know, dude, like, I like, I like, I like, have good company around all the time, dude. It's like almost 5,000 square feet.

Oh, wow, that's huge, dude. That's a big house. I am so pumped, dude. Like, I don't want this house to be the one that got away. You know what I mean, dude? Okay. You want to set up a time to go look at it tonight around 6 o'clock? All right, dude.

This is going to be like a match made in heaven, dude. Like, we're going to be like beaching, you know, barefoot blue jean night on the back porch, dude. All right, awesome. All right. Thank you so much. Have a good one. All right, bye-bye. You too.

He's like, see you there, dude. Well, she didn't even go. It's like the one shot you had. Normally, you never get invited to go. Guys, I had other obligations. Well, that obligation. I had work. Something.

Yeah, okay. Go tonight. Calling back. Go to go. Remember that biz man trying to make the deals? I'm trying to look at the hell. I'll call him back. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I guess I'll just go ahead and say it. Lindsay and I broke up. I had a feeling. Did you? Yeah. Yeah. Why? I just, I don't know.

I just had that feeling from social media. Like, there just wasn't any posts. We weren't posting anyway. I know, but I don't know. It was just some absence. It was just weird. And I felt like asking you this weekend, but I never found the right time. Why?

Because we had 100 people around all the time? Yeah, exactly. I really didn't talk about it. I only told Amy a couple days ago. But yeah, so it sucks. Yeah. Dang, man. Um,

who are you? Well, it sucks. So, and here's why. Okay, yeah. So, I've been dating, Lindsay, for over a year. We've known each other for a few years. And we started dating, and I was like, we probably should think about this before we date

because it could hurt your career because other radio stations, Spotify, they're going to hold it against you that you're dating me. I don't even know these people, but they're going to hold it against you. And they did. And so there was at one point this big controversy where a station in Sacramento wouldn't even let her in the building. They were like, no, it wasn't even on the air. They're like, we're not letting you in because you're dating Bobby.

I don't even know those people. And then there were many, many, many instances of this happening over and over again. And it started to put a stress in our relationship. To me, where I felt like it was my fault that she wasn't able to get a, anything going and she's on a great tour with Brad and she has an awesome song but first of all it wouldn't happen if she wasn't a female artist this wouldn't happen to a dude and then secondly I don't have anything to do with what she does as an artist and so we tried to be proactive four months ago so we just stopped posting things about each other stopped everything but anyway

it's not fair to her it wasn't fair to her ever it wasn't fair that people put her on this spot and it became a humongous stress on our relationship because I felt like now I need to figure out how to make it work because I'm the one that's keeping it from working. And then it was all, it turned, that's all we'd ever work.

I mean, she's awesome, but I was just like, no, we got to figure this out. And so, yeah, finally it was like, we didn't see each other ever. And then when you finally see each other for a few minutes, but she was over with that yesterday and we're talking about it. there's zero percent anything bad of this meaning any sort of animosity.

Yeah. I think it sucks. It sucks really bad. That's hard. But her whole life, she's tried to make it as an artist. And she finally puts out a record. And the record goes number one. And then radio stations all over the country won't play her because she's dating me.

I don't even know these people. And they're holding it against her. And so it just got to the point where it was, it just wasn't. It was a weird stress that made every. everything else, the amplified everything else. Okay. So, yeah, it's whatever you want. Well, I mean, because I, because I know how, how close y'all were before you actually

decided to start dating officially. Like, y'all were great friends. I mean, and I assume still are. I don't know what that transitions like, because I'm sure that it's hard. Because obviously, there's still feelings, especially if you had to come to this conclusion based on you just wanting the best for her. and that's for her to be able to do what she loves and have a career and not feel like you're in the way.

Like it's almost like, you know? Yeah, I feel like she spent her whole life trying to do what she's doing and she's getting penalized for one year of being with me. So, I mean, again, we'd already broke, I guess we kind of called it off last week. So it hasn't been like a monthly thing, but she's up with the house yesterday

and we were talking about it. And it's, I mean, it sucks. I mean, it really sucks. But as good as it can be with it, sucking, like, we don't dislike each other at all from it. She called Amy last night. I was like, hey, yeah, I think they're, I don't know. Well, I think, yeah, it just, it's hard.

It's hard. It just wouldn't have happened if it was a dude. Women already have it tough in this industry. And then again, because she chose to date me, I don't know why she chose to date me. I wouldn't date me. What? But she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she,

being penalized to this day. I get messages all the time. Hey, they're not playing her because of you. We took our lives completely offline to not put it in people's faces and people still are holding it against her. It was still happening. And so I can't be the reason that

and she doesn't totally agree. She's like, we can fight. But I see it. I see all these middle-aged men who have some sort of like weird boner toward me. She doesn't totally agree that she's being penalized. No, no, she knows she's being penalized. But she just, she totally doesn't agree with the breakup.

Yes. Yeah. I mean, it's, oh, I think it's hard. And for me, it's like, gosh, I know that she, you're going through a lot right now. And she's someone that I know you care deeply about and you're so close to. Oh, it's my mission now. I'm now about to start calling names.

I know who you are. That's not my girlfriend anymore. I'm going to start taking you suckers down one by one. I know. No. No. No. No.

No. No. No. No. Operation number one is now to make them all pay. Oh, say it. Go name number one right now. Name number one.

Okay. Operation number two, operation number two would be that you're going through a lot right now, especially with your dog dusty. So I'm on tilt. I'll just start yelling at people. Okay. Never mind. No, really.

Do people want to mess with me? They want to push me? Well, you keep trying to make it about that. I have something like serious to say of, like, concern of you and y'all's relationship. That what? That she, you, she was who you leaned on for so long, and you're going through a lot right now, and you will continue to in the next few months with Dusty. And I, I'm concerned, I hope you haven't lost who you're leaning on.

Like, I know it's going to be, this breakup is hard on her, but like, you're going to have to have someone. there for you the next two months and I was so thankful you had her and then now y'all broken up so I'm worried about you it's like another layer to the thing like the next few months are going to be hard they already are

when Las Vegas happened it really rattled me hard that's why I got back into therapy yeah I started going to talk somebody there's that too I didn't even think about that just now but 100% you're right there's a lot right now but again she needs to have her own path and I'll handle me

and all my little problems because I'll handle them. Okay, but I get worried at times like this that you start pushing people away. That is correct. Who wants to be pushed? I'm in the mood. I get the whole radio thing,

but I fear right now because this is like a really difficult time, you're pushing. You have your little Bobby pushing gloves on and you're pushing people away. And that's all I'm going to say. But I hope you know that we're all here

for you. Even her, us is a front, like, things are, next few months, I just, I'm worried about you. So please don't push us away. Just let you know, I'm team, Bobby. No, we're not doing, honest to God, we're not doing that. Like, I'm not doing the teen thing.

There's no, that's not even a thing. She said to me, please I don't have somebody start doing teams because they're going to make, because there's nothing like that. I wish you wouldn't have even said that. But that's not a thing. Yeah, she's, she does, I mean, I think being in the public, you know that people are going to make comments on or do whatever and I just hope that everybody respects this that I know it wasn't an easy decision

and I just hope that people aren't kind online and I can put a picture of us up together because nobody we're not together anymore that's true like do you know how hard it is to scrub your entire life of somebody when you're both public figures and you're together mm-hmm it's pretty sucky yeah I know so anyway there's all that okay we're not doing the team stuff because there's no team stuff there's no side but there's that so we broke it sucks it really sucks

I was really wondering I didn't know if you were going to bring it up today for sure I wasn't going to and then I was just like you were just like well okay I was like all right this oh here it goes it's just a band-aid

and so you gotta rip it off it stinks I know and it's I just feel it stinks for her too because you know you break up with someone once and then when you are involved

with us who have a public life, which she does too, it's almost like it happens again. Yeah. And people are always asking us about each other. Yeah, I was getting questions on Twitter and Instagram too. Oh, I know I've posted anything. It's like, hey, what's happening? So it's like, yeah, that's, anyway, any other questions? Nope. Sorry, dude.

Like, people didn't know. Like, nobody knew. Eddie really didn't know. He felt it, but nope. So this was kind of a surprise, but again, sorry, dude, sorry you're going through all that that sucks. Sorry for you. Hey, weaker people have gone to do suckier things. It's true. Good philosophy. My philosophy on everything.

I mean, that's a good. Like, weaker people have gone through tougher things. That's a good philosophy. End of one. Then I come at the other side and she will do it. And she'll take radio down and it'll be with this song or with another one. That's all I care about. Y'all just don't get mean. Never.

Who? Just don't get mean. Who? With your thing, with your like, I'm going to call you names. It's your turn now. Like, don't get too mean with all that. he's going to call radio people That's what I'm saying radio people

He's not going to call her out Like he's not saying with Lindsay I'm saying with the radio people No they deserve it Don't get too mean No they deserve it Well I know but they'll get They have it coming

Don't think that you need to do it What? He's been holding back for all this time I don't know I know but I just don't want it to be worse Because of a breakup like No no volcano is about to a row No I want the volcano

I want some lava coming out Okay lunch All right Anyway we're done I don't know he just If he doesn't have If he doesn't talk within three minutes, he has to yell words. Hold on. Bobby just said the volcano is going to erupt.

And I said, yes, I want lava. That's what happens when a volcano erupts if you guys don't know science. So anyway, there's that. Okay. Well, I mean, you got a song or how do we? I'm just going to. The whole thing's awkward. My life's awkward.

It's true. Day one, I was born. Awkward. Awkward. Right now. Bobby awkward. Bobbing Bones. New York announces the $1,000 gold top bagel is back.

It's a hotel there. A thousand bucks. For a bagel? Mm-hmm. It's some kind of jelly, and they put gold leaves and then white truffle cream cheese. It's pound for pound white truffle is the second most expensive food in the world next to caviar, they say. Wow. The bagels are available November 1st through December 15th for a thousand bucks.

Let's try one. Yeah. I mean, do we all pull? office like a lottery and we all get one nibble. Yeah, basically. Stores across Hawaii are locking up spam, much like they do razors or condoms or pseudofed. It's big over there.

Because everybody keeps stealing it. And they have a selection of like spam with pineapples, spam with coconut, I mean like spam I'd never seen before. Flavored spam? There's a whole article in Hawaii News now, which I'm a subscriber to. So groceries are having to lock it up. people are stealing it like crazy. It's a delicacy over there. Is that real news?

Yes, for sure. 65 pounds of marijuana arrived with this couple's Amazon order. What? Oh, did you not see this story? No, that is so crazy. I would die if I open it my Amazon. Certainly not. What they ordered were some plastic storage bins, but when the packages arrived, they felt the packages were really heavy. They weren't nice and light like you would expect an empty plastic bin to be. Of course, you saw those pictures. The marijuana was

inside those bins and the customers were afraid that the drug dealers might show up at their house trying to find the drugs. For sure, that's what I'd be worried about. Me too. For sure. No concern for a customer's safety. I mean, it's definitely put a turn into a worst-case scenario. Is she taking a shower while she's talking?

Yeah, I think it's voice changer. Well, all I know is... I'd move. I'd be scared. Me too. Somebody was obviously trying to get them to somewhere and they'd pick the wrong place. Yep. And here's the thing about it going to the wrong place.

They want to go get it. Yeah, they're not going to just let that go. They're like, I guess we'll just chalk this one up to. I've seen too many TV shows. Me too. Yeah, the guy who did that, he's in trouble. Whoa. A Virginia man wins a $250,000 lottery jackpot five months after a $200,000 win.

He ate it twice. That was just a warm-up. Yeah. That's right, Amy. That was the warm-up, yeah. Choking death. have increased almost 20% because people are too in a hurry. They're eating too fast.

Yeah, yeah. So choking, people are dying because they're not taking enough bites because they're all in such a hurry. Adults have forgotten how to chew. People need to slow down. Oh, but you can give yourself the heimlich, by the way. In case you have nobody else around you, it's just you. You can use the chair and we put an instructional video up at bobbybones.com. Oh, wow. Thanks, Sammy.

You can and you just like fall on it. Yeah, lean up against the chair like, oh, no. And then out will come the food because apparently we don't know how to chew. Interesting. You know, everything's automatic now. Whatever happened to, you know? I got you, Miranda. Bobby Bowles.

I was listening to music on the bus this weekend. We went to Lubbock and Tulsa and played a couple Raging Idiot shows. And I was listening to this song from Tucker Bethard, which is out now. I guess it's been out for a while. But I have a bunch of that Tucker stuff in the mix of my music when I travel. I don't know if you do you remember when he played this song I'll take on the world with you can't say that I do okay maybe once you play it I might I played it and I was oddly like super emotional and no yeah the EP I should put out a full record but this is uh like I was listening to

the song and I was like it's this is not a radio single or anything but it's called I'll take on the world with you listen to this one from Tucker it's about him and his brother like I got your back kind of thing oh yes okay yeah the name's Tucker better It's bad ass on the school's plate And pushing me a rat When he found them cigarettes on your bed But I said they want It's good, same last name, same babble tattoo

That the top of it. Man, I swear it's still cool. That you know I did. It's good, huh? Yes, and now that I've heard the lyrics, I remember when he played it in here. It's like everybody can find somebody in their life They're like, like, yeah, that's good.

It's not even new. But I was listening to it, and I was like, man, that song, that's good. You know what else I'll listen to was the new Chris Ableton. So he put out the first track from Volume 2, from a Room, Volume 2, called Millionaire. And it's really good. I'm trying to figure out this Chris Ableton thing. and I think I figured it out Meaning

everybody buys it and loves it but he hasn't had a song that's been like a radio song I know why it is they're all so good it's like broken halos is now the one that's on the radio

then he puts out a millionaire all I want to do is play millionaire I don't even play broken halos anymore because millionaire is so good He has too many good songs Here's the thing Chris you just put out one song only let it do its thing

and then. Yes. Okay. It's like there are too many good TV shows right now so we all can't find one good to talk about. It's the Stapleton effect.

He's got too many good songs. Go to one of his shows everybody's singing every word to every song. This is called Millionaire from Chris Stapleton. That's good, huh? So again, that's coming out.

That'll be out, I think December 1st. That record's coming out? Yep. Like him and Luke's are coming out. Anyway, I wish Tucker put out a record. Nate Stapleton put his out. Got a bunch of good music coming out.

We have to do your pile, huh? I'm ready. All right? Okay, sorry I got a little music kick over there. Here's Amy's pile of stories. So I figured out what Blake Lively does, you know, Blake Lively married to Ryan Reynolds, to keep her figure in check. Yeah, she's genetically blessed. Let's all just admit it.

To be like that. Is that it? Yeah. I mean, you can still work out and be better shape. But yes, there's your answer. Well, she says that she, in the freezer, like, next to any of, like, the ice cream they have in the house or whatever, she has a photo of Giselle right next to the ice cream. So if she opens up the freezer and even thinks about it, she sees Giselle, and she's like,

never mind, don't need it. I'd be like, I wonder if Giselle likes the ice cream about to eat. However, she said Ryan is getting more ice cream. But, again, we're all kind of built like our parents. all the working out that I do, I'm still always going to kind of be the same. But you can still eat, because I eat completely different

than my parents did growing up, you know? You know what I ate? I ate a quarter pounder, a cheese from McDonald's at like 1 a.m. is the only thing open. It's so good. And I don't eat a lot of like hamburgers. And I had a fry too.

One fry or the whole fry? I know. A whole thing. I had a whole thing. A fry order. It was amazing. It was really good. And I didn't even hate myself after.

it. I deserved it. We did a video. We were warming up in the shower like our band was because the acoustics are really good. And the whole thing was we walked to the shower and then I walked out in Mondeweer and was singing with the shower head. Yeah. And I got a note like, hey, maybe you should take that off your Instagram.

I was like, why? I'm not butt naked. I'm just kind of naked. You can't see anything except lumps. You know what I mean? Yeah, it's underwear. Yeah, so I didn't take it down. It's fine. There we go. For the band, like, was it awkward for you all? Like, you were just hanging out. Listen, Bobby is...

You all have your clothes on and then... Yeah, that's what I was doing. We're not as free as Bobby is with his... But I mean, he literally just got out of the shower or what? No, I was like, if we're going to do this, let's just commit to the comedy. I just took all my clothes off. It's on my Instagram. Oh, so you did not take it down.

Sorry. No, it's still up there. Mr. Bobby Bones. Yeah. It's gray. Or black and white, whatever you call it. Yeah, black and white. Yeah, gray.

Yeah. That old gray picture. Such an idiot. Go ahead. Okay. A rough morning, okay. It's a rough morning. It's a breakup.

bad. Oh, I know. I know. Go ahead. I just saw someone read a tweet. What? No, is it mean?

No, no, no. It's from us. It's just weird to see like the Bobby Bone Show account reporting that Lindsay and I broke up. It's not wrong. But it's like, in case you missed it, Bobby broke the news. He and Lindsay are dot, dot, dot. Now I'm going to click it and see.

I've been teased into my own story. Him and Lindsay are no longer together. Yeah, not a typical day. Let me read. Did you write this Morgan number two? Yeah, I did. Not your typical day on the Bobby Bone Show. Bobby told us something this morning that broke a lot

that broke a lot of people. What? Bobby and Lindsay L is a long-time girlfriend are no longer dating. They're still friends that are no hard feelings. Bobby said that due to his position of radio and Lindsay's career as an artist, it took a toll on their relationship. Something Bobby has been open to from the beginning. Bobby told us this morning.

Our hearts break for both. I mean, come on, let's not be that dramatic. Nobody's heart's breaking for us. Yes, Twitter is. Some people might be. They were like hoping for a little like baby, Lindsay Bobby, baby. Nobody cares.

I'm a little sad. I'm not a heartbroken, but it's sad. I'm sad for you. I'm sad for her. I'm sad for what she did for you in your life. And now if she's not doing it, what will happen? I'm a big boy. I'm good at being alone.

I'm good at being sad. You can tell yourself that over and over and over again. There's nobody better at being sad than me. I agree with that. You know what I'm really good. You don't talk about taking much feelings and put them into a tiny little box and just taking that box and just taking that box. stuffing it down deep.

Who's the champ? Who's the champ? I'm number one. That's not you being sad. I am number one. Suppressing. Yep. If there was an Olympic suppression,

I would represent America and I would walk out with the flag. Yeah. And I would win. First place. You're being it. Gold. I bet look at this fake smile.

USA. USA. And everyone at home is like, he's good. This guy's good. That guy's really good. I can't even tell he's like dying on the inside. It's just amazing.

Well, you get that's not you being really good of being sad. Go ahead. What else you have? Okay, so men who whistle at women, ugh. Y'all don't do that, right? Nobody in here whistles. No, I don't even know a whistle.

Really. They're like, oh, or whatever. Well, in France, if that happens, they're now considering, like, finding people. It's harassment, and you will get fine if you do it, and I hope that spreads all across the lands. I mean, everywhere I go, I get whistled at. You can find them. Y'all want to play a fun game of share your salary? Okay. Go, you first.

It's a great game. You first. Okay, so we would all agree that there's like an unspoken workplace rule where you don't really disclose your salary to your coworkers or whatever. But now they're saying millennials are doing it and it's like a thing and it could be good for you because knowledge is power. And knowing what your friends and colleagues make in a similar field will make sure that you're first of all getting compensated what you should be getting. Or if you need to like break ties and move on to work. where you get what you need. I absolutely agree with that. And Charlemagne knows how much I make

because we compare salaries, work for the same company. So it's like you pick and choose who you... It's your, you find your peer person and you talk to them and make sure nobody's getting dinked over. Who do I talk to? You? Hmm.

Maybe like Danielle from Elvis's show, but you're locked in for a long time, so you're done. You know what I mean? I know how much you make. You tell them? Yeah, play. Come on. Don't be a hypocrite.

We're all... We're all... Oh, don't it. We're all menial. Stop, stop. Amy, stop. Don't try to act like you're one of them. Amy's like, we're all the same.

We're not the same. Amy, don't even play. Don't be it. Don't be a hypocrite. What was my next thing? Oh, yeah. Okay, and lastly, I know y'all always tell me I need to learn Creel because my children speak Creole. And if you are trying to learn a new study or a new language, I'm sorry, a study has found that you might be better at learning it if you've just hit the bar.

So if you have a few drinks. and then you start learning the language, evidently you'll retain it. All right. Anything else you want to share with this? No. All right. That was a very fun game.

You brought it up. I wasn't saying, I wasn't saying we should do it. I said the young kids are doing it. Oh, I thought you said we should play that game. And then you compared everybody in the room as a co-hosts. We are. Yeah.

Yeah. That's interesting that you do do that with Charlemagne, though. Uh-huh. We both know how much each other they make. Smart. That's good. That's how you do business. How much does he make? Hip-hop world, pretty comparable to country, or what?

It doesn't matter. I would never reveal anything about anything that anyone tells me. So you will get no answer from me regarding that. You wouldn't even get a lean on anything. So you're saying it's comfortable. I'm saying nothing. I'm just kidding. Saying nothing. I know it's way different.

He knows my secrets. I know his. That's it. Goodbye. Yeah. Bobby Bones. We have two options. We can talk about John Stamos getting married, or I can read you a blind item. that I have Blind. Blind. Staymos, come on. Yeah, all right. He's married great. Now give me a blind.

Is that his first time to get married, by the way? I don't know. He looks like he's still young, so it doesn't matter, right? I mean, he's like 55, but he's still like good. Yeah. All right, here's the blind item. This is handed to me. So it's blind to you, too. Oh, I know who it is. But this is handed to me. All right. What did you got?

So, there are rumors about Country Star, Blank. Apparently, he's asking multiple girls to come home with them for Thanksgiving to meet his parents. He was also texting at least five girls that have been on The Bachelor at the same time, not thinking they would compare notes, but they did. He would also FaceTime girls the same night and go on dates with other girls. They would compare notes. Sometimes he would get questioned and say, we're not serious. We just kiss a little bit.

That was his constant answer. He's also very persistent and texted one girl from The Bachelor so much she blocked his number. What? Wow. I can't tell you who it is Oh, not even if we guess it No, don't guess it, no Oh, I was gonna guess

No, no, no No, it's a game It's called blind item We leave it blind But that's about somebody You can figure it out yourself Give us like a hint It's a dude

Oh Yeah All right, we're gonna wrap this thing up Thank you for being here I'm on Instagram Mr. Bobby Bones Amy, what's up today? Ooh, I am getting ready

I have another Haiti event tomorrow night and I got to get ready for that like Duber, I'm in charge of swag bags. Lunchbox? Oh, soccer game tonight, 8.30. Take into the pitch. So late. 8.30, that's not late.

PM to start again. It's really late. I mean, it's over by 930, 9.45. You're at home by 1015 in bed by 1045. But you can go to bed immediately. Immediately. Like, if I play a game at 8.30, I go to bed

9.30. I don't even fall asleep until 1 a.m. Yeah. No way, man. I'm going to, I have a bunch of meetings today, but I'm going to box a little later. And then I have to start, I have to write jokes. I have to do this correspondence thing with the senators. I have to get up and talk in front of all these, like in D.C.

Later this week. Like senators, like the U.S. Senate? Yeah. Like Paul Ryan. Oh, I've seen him on TV. And they've asked me who I wanted to sit with. And I was like, whoever can get any of the kids the faster. I don't care what state they're from.

That's amazing. I was like, because I want to talk to them. I need to get these kids over here. Yeah, do it. So I got to work on those jokes. I forgot to have an invite for all of y'all. Goat yoga today, 3 p.m. What?

Goat yoga. You mean going to a farm in spandex? No, it's at actual studio. That's all a goat yoga is. It's indoors in a studio. Y'all are invited. Come if you want. Hey, if you guys want to pay, I've got white dog yoga in my house.

That sounds fun. Yeah, yeah, it's happening. Anytime you want, just play. Show them spandex. You can play my dog while you stretch. No biggie. I will see you guys on Tuesday. Thanks for hanging out.

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