The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby Asks His Fiancé About A Naked Massage + The Top 10 Garth Brooks Songs Of All-Time + Bobby’s Mailbag: Wife Wants A Solo Vacation

Episode Date: February 23, 2021

Lunchbox went out and talked to women to get their opinions on if they’d feel comfortable if their husband wanted to get a naked massage. Bobby sends a voice text to Caitlin about it and she shares her thoughts. Bobby shares a list of what are considered to be the Top 10 Garth Brooks songs of all-time and we debate them. Plus, Bobby reads an email from a listener who wants to go on vacation without her husband and wants to know how to ask him. She says it’s because she’s vaccinated and he isn’t!  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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A couple of things I wanted to mention. First of all, Lunchbox says he has more respect for Abby who answers the phones now because while we were all spread out over that week of Ice Storm, he had to answer the phone some. Yeah, I had to answer the phones. And let me tell you, there's a bunch of idiots that call in. What? Not like they just keep talking and talking.

And you're like, that's not what we're talking about things. And they keep talking. You hang up on them. and they called back. Oh, I'm not, I wasn't done with my story. No, no,

no, you were done because I cut you off and they call back. Dang. Like, how, how dedicated. No, not dang on them.

Dang on you. Yeah, I was saying. Well, I was trying to get callers and I didn't realize how quick you have to get callers and then they keep talking.

It's like, oh, and then I'm trying to, I'm not a good typer and I'm trying to put their names on the screen and answer the phone and put them on hold and somebody tried to put on hold

and I'd hang up on him on accident. And so, Abby, you have a lot harder job because you've got to sift through a lot of garbage. Abby, how do you feel with him acknowledging that? Oh, I can't. I can hear. Oh.

There she is. Yeah, but she has to, it's like going to the dump and sifting through garbage to find that one jewel. She does a good, I mean, it's a lot harder than you think. Pretty mean, but what do you think about that, Abby? It is a little tough. I'm not going to lie. And I'm really nice, so I don't like, I don't ever hang up on anyone. I like to listen to what they're saying, hear it through.

But I'm like, I really need to get a call that, like, applies to what we're talking about right now. Well, sometimes people call, tell you, you go, ah, that's not for us. Thank you for calling. And they call back and go, no, no, that wasn't the whole story. I haven't had that too much. So sorry about that.

This lady was dedicated. I mean, she was in the middle and I was like, all right, all right. And she kept talking. So I just click. I mean, I've had a few, yes. And they're like, did you just hang up on me? I'm like, I just really got to get this other call.

Maybe they were just pumped to talk to you, lunchbox. Well, some of them, like, wait a minute. Is this lunchbox? Yeah, I ain't got time to talk, guys. I'm trying to answer the phone. Let's go. you're supposed to tell them. Is that what you tell people whenever it's like we're not ready for it now?

I say you can leave a voicemail and we may play it. Oh, that's good one. And I tell them to just follow me on Instagram. Oh. You promotes himself, okay. All right, Abby, thank you. Yes. You do a good job. Thank you. Yeah, you're welcome. Let's go. I'm going to play a voicemail here.

As Ramundo puts his headphones back on. David from Mississippi. I'm just wanting to know if y'all could do another morning, corny after dark. me and my wife absolutely love those they are hilarious I have one for y'all it's what is a sheep's favorite position sheep's D9

that one's for you Bobby love the show Sheeps D9 I don't get 60 I don't get 69 but sheep's D9 In the Bha What? That's what I thought you were going to say in the Bha I thought that's what he was going to say

Sorry What's wrong with you How did Amy become the pervious person on the show? I'm not funny. I'm not funny. You are. No, I do the morning corny after dark, so I have ones in front of me. Anytime someone says anything now.

No, I'm immature. It's like, wow, that was really hard. She goes, fuck. That's immature. That's not. What did you say? Dirty. You have a dirty.

You have the dirtiest mind on the show now. I do not. No, I don't. You do it too. No, I do it just to be stupid. I am being stupid. It's like when someone brought up Dick Van Dyke, Amy goes, boom, right.

I just am reminded that that's another name we don't use anymore. I have some after darks here. Why don't you save it? We'll do them on Friday show. Mike, so we'll do it later on the show on Friday. I was getting some mean messages today because we were talking about getting a massage and not having all your clothes and if that was acceptable or not. And you got mean messages from that?

Well, I didn't feel like that was bad. But here I'll tell you what they said. Because sometimes people will tag me and stuff and not be very very. nice about it. Let me see. Here you go. From Carolina crew. In every... Let's see here. Good morning.

My kids and I consistently listen to you guys. This morning's topic about massages with no clothes was inappropriate. Clean it up. Oh, wow. Clean it up. I only didn't think of that as being bad. But I just thought it was someone going, hey, can you give me some advice? We talked about it. Here's the thing. Like,

I don't think it was bad, but also, did she say she listens with her? her kids. Okay, so like then as a parent, it's your responsibility to be like, oh, we're going to change this. Turn it down. Be like kids, turn it up. Listen, life lesson coming up. And also don't make massages sexual. Right. I mean, I felt like you'll hear that later today. You could have important conversations with your kids based on it, but I don't, I also think that's in the responsibility of the parents. I believe anything on TV or radio. If any kid does anything bad, it's their fault. TV and

radio and parents are not involved at all. I am being sarcastic. I believe the opposite. Clean it up. When Eddie was walking across the pool, people were like, I can't believe you having Eddie do this. What if somebody sees it? I'm like, listen, if they see this and do it, they're doing much dumber stuff because this is nothing. Right. Like, hopefully they're doing this and not some of the other

dumb stuff I see on TikTok. Like y'all are setting a bad example? Yes. I hadn't thought of it that way. I'm Charles Barkley. But were we there? Are we just being buddies? Well, now that I think about it, maybe... Okay. Stop it. Amy wants to eat her dog's pill pockets, which I think is interesting. Well, they smell so good to me. Every time I take them out of the package to give her her pills,

which she's on some daily meds, I just get a whiff of it and I smell them. And then I'm tempted just to see, I looked at the ingredients. I think it would be fine, but I mean, I just, maybe I start popping my pills that way. You know the pill pockets I'm talking about. I can eat pills without water.

I don't eat anything. They have bones. What's wrong with you? Oh, I can shove it down. Really? How do you swallow it? Like this. easy.

Try a pill pocket, let us know. I just have some random notes I wanted to run through here. Mike D has watched this and watch that as far as movies go, which you'll recommend one movie to watch that he's watched and one movie not to watch. Mike, you're up? The movie you should watch is I care a lot on Netflix. It's a story about this lady who's taking advantage of elderly people, and that's all I'm going to say.

You'll really like, you'll either love or hate this movie. She has taken advantage of elderly people? Yeah, she's like, draining their estates of all their money. Whoa. I like that. Is this a movie or documentary? It's a movie.

Oh, I thought it was a documentary. It's going to be great. And it's called what? I care a lot. Is it funny? It's like a... Eh, there's some dark humor in it. You think I would like it?

I think it would like it. Here's the thing. Mike's been a little ofer lately. Oh, really? First of all, he told me I wouldn't love Wanda Vision. Love it. I didn't tell you that. You did too.

You said, it's not a show for you. You said you wouldn't like it. I asked you, and you said it's not for you. We're on the air. Okay. And I love it. I love how they go 50s, TV, 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s. Like they do all these themes of different kinds of TV shows while you're also figuring out what's happening.

Have you watched the latest? Uh-huh. Okay. So you got, are you sure? The one after Halloween? Yeah. Okay. It came up every Friday.

Watch Sunday night. Oh, okay, good. Yeah, because now they've hit the... Easy breezy. It's not going to give anything away at all. But they've hit the TV part where there's confessions. Oh, yeah. And like my daughter is like, what?

it after specific shows. Like that was modern family that they did in 2000. They did Malcolm in the middle. They did family ties. They did. So they make these fake TV shows based off the era, but it's really modeled after specific shows. They did Brady Bunch in the 70s.

Did you know that? I didn't know this. But I was going to go along with it because I'm like, yeah, now I see it. Do you see it though now? I totally see it now. I just thought my daughter was thrown like, who are they talking to? Why are they just talking to nobody? And I was like, oh, these are like, little In certain TV shows, they do what you call a little...

It's like a mockumentary. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wanda Vision is great. There's only two more episodes, though, this season. I think there's only nine episodes in the season. Yeah, there's been seven so far. That would be nine minus seven is two. Yep, that's correct.

Good job. So you say watch that one, what's it called? I care a lot. Okay, and then don't watch what? A movie called Bliss. It's Owen Wilson and Selma Hayek. Probably the worst movie I've seen in a while. It's about, like, them discovering that the world is like a computer, like, augmented reality.

Oh, that sounds really. right up my alley. But it's very boring. Oh, that sounds right up my alley. Oh, you also told me I'd like the Shia LeBuff movie. Yeah, you don't like anything I recommend you. I always thought Mike had kind of a pulse on what I would like. They kind of missed the last couple. Maybe there's just too much pressure now. Yeah. Because he nailed some of the early ones, right? I don't know. I think I just gave him the benefit of the doubt. Okay, so watch. I care a lot. And don't watch. Bliss. Yes. And also listen to Mike's movie podcast. Movie Mike's movie podcast. What are you talking about this week on the podcast, Mike?

This week I am talking about villains that deserve their own origin story. That's interesting because the Joker got his. Yeah, like Scar from the Lion King doesn't have an origin story. You don't know anything about how we got to where he is. I think that would be interesting. Oh, yeah, I feel like I could, I feel bad for Scar. Like clearly something happened to him as a young lion pup. Or maybe we just didn't know why he was doing what he was doing.

He was under the shadow of Mufasa, man. I have often said, Eddie, what's the guy's name that wore all the rings? Thanos. Thanos is a good guy. If you just look at it from his side. He doesn't want the world to eat itself alive and blow up. And he's like, hey, I got to kill half the people to let this thing survive or it's all going to die. That's a tough decision to make.

That's like crap our president has to do. Either way, you could be looked at as a villain or a good guy. You have said this. He could be a villain in that he doesn't do anything. Well, he knows the world is going to die. He's going to let it die. I like Thanos. most misunderstood villain.

I discussed him in that one too. Good guy. Just chilling. Yeah, he wanted to kill some people, but he only wanted to kill people to let people survive. Otherwise, nobody lives. How do more people not agree with me on this?

Yeah, but he wasn't going to tell him that he... Great, who cares? I don't want to know. If I'm going to die, snap, that's it, over. I don't want to build up. Do you guys want to build up? No. Goodbye.

Quick. Thanos rocks. Cool, man Is he somewhere from X-Men or something? Avengers. Hey, who's Ultron? Ultron? Yeah.

So in the age of Ultron, that's kind of where Vision comes into play. He was a villain that Thanos sent to kind of destroy the Avengers and take over the world. Will you show me Ultron on my screen? You won't recognize them. Wait, I won't?

Why won't we? Because they bring up Ultron and WandaVision And I'm like, I guess I should know who Ultron. Caitlin's never seen a single Marvel movie. Oh, is she really lost? Oh, she's loved those, dude. Uh, no.

She asks questions sometimes, but she likes the show anyway. Yeah, no, it's good. Oh, yeah, I don't know who this is. Huh. How come I don't know Ultron, Mike? Did you watch Age of Ultron the second Avengers movie? I've seen every Avengers movie. Yeah, that's the one where it happens, where he's the villain in that.

I feel like I've walked into some, like, Comic Con convention now and I don't know what you guys are talking about. Eddie, shut up. Eddie, no one has time for your right now. Yes, sir. All right. All right, thank you, Mike. Ray Mundo wrote a jingle, speaking of...

Stop it. Hey, you're a jingle. Yeah. I can sing it right now. What is it? Whatcha, let's now. Who's he was it? Who's he wasn't?

Come on. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da. Nice. I know the melody. It's that good. Let me play the, this is the jingle. Eddie wrote for Hershey, here you go. And you haven't heard from Hershey, what's it?

The crunchy peanut buttery candy bar with chocolate on it. It's got a new name, but it tastes the same. Who's he what's it? And you haven't heard from Hershey yet. No, I haven't. And I've had some people DM me saying like, hey, that's not exactly what's happening with a candy bar. Close, but they're not taking over whatcha

McCallot. Whatcha McCallot, it still exists. Oh. So you did the whole thing wrong? So possibly. So. But I would like to still talk to Hershey and be like, hey, we can change a few words, guys. Well, anybody can talk to Hershey and say what they can do.

It's what are you going to do? It still works. You need to hit them with a new one. Oh, make a new one? Yeah, duh. Okay, we'll do that today. It's great, though, by the way. Thank you, man.

But Ray Mundo has now made a jingle. Yeah, my betting site, I realized in their TV ads and their radio stuff, they didn't have a catchy thing that would help people remember them by. So, got with my buddy, Eric Dodd. We had a five-second time frame that we were working with. Eddie had a little bit more liberty to say sentences and stuff. so this thing had to be quick. And so we wrote it and then we presented it to them and we've gotten an answer back.

And so I want to give you guys options and see if you would guess what happened with it. So you wrote a five-second jingle? Yeah. Okay, let me hear it. All right. And here it is. Action 24-7. Action 24-7.

You got action. Boom. That's good. And it's just, it's kind of saying, you know, the gambling theme is, hey, I got to get action on this. So that's really what we wanted to hammer home in the name of the company's Action 24-7. we kind of got that in in five seconds. Okay, so give us some game music here and then lay out the options because he presented it.

All right, what are the options? Well, we originally said we wanted $1,000 for the jingle. I had heard people pay a lot of money for jingles. Yes, they do. I don't think that that's unfair, honestly. And we wanted to negotiate and stuff like that, so I said let's start there. So here's your options. There's four of them.

The first one is they gave us $500 for it. Option B is they used the jingle in an Instagram ad and never even paid us. Option C is they said hard pass and it was too rock and roll for them. Option D, they never responded. Huh. Interesting. I'm gonna say,

how long ago did you send it to them? Three weeks ago? Oh, they never... Wait, you made this. Eddie, how long did you make yours? Three weeks ago? What's happening right now? Did you not make yours based off Eddie's? I did.

So you didn't write it three weeks ago. I mean, check the timestamp, coach. I don't understand. He's saying you wrote it three weeks ago. Did he know you were writing it? No, I never told anyone I was writing it. Oh. Then how did you know and make yours three weeks ago?

I was just, I, maybe it was two and a half weeks ago. I just know Eddie was trying to do that and immediately made me think of the commercials I do and what they need, a jingle. Okay. Amy, which one you go on with? They didn't respond? I mean, it's good. I like it, but. Play it again?

Action 24-7, you got action I like it Yeah, I do too I hope they replied, but What do you go? $500. I feel like they bit They're like, this is so good

It is good I'm gonna pay $1,500 is the offer Two rock and roll, hard pass It's so like country, I hear country I'm just telling you what they said Ray F, faith in you, I'm gonna go They gave you a thousand bucks All right, you guys, ready for it?

They came back with Okay, so Amy's wrong they did come back Yes Okay And is Luxbox wrong No rock and roll? I don't know

Oh Oh interesting They came back with option C They said Hard Pass Oh It was too rock and roll And there was another edition

They said Make it more Wayland Jennings Which I didn't know what meant So I never responded Oh they wanted a more country Yeah man More country So give it a try

Okay we put everything we had Into that jingle 24 7 It's like that But yeah So anyways We were a little depressed by that No, don't stop, Ray.

Don't stop. Not bail until you don't. But you don't realize we had studio time. So we're actually in the hole already on this jingle. And it doesn't even get used. You bought studio time, make a five second jingle. We're going to make it. You make it simple.

There's so many people have rigs. Well, Dodd doesn't have a rig. Do you know, Eric Dodd is going to play our reception. Really? Mm-hmm. I didn't know that. At the wedding? The reception.

The reception. Excuse me. The rehearsal. Oh, rehearsal. I get those mixed up all the time. I was about to think so. Yeah, sorry. He's going to play our rehearsal dinner.

Okay. It's a 90s country day. Fine, dude. That'd be cool. So we're kind of going back and forth, and that's what we settled on. He's going to play the rehearsal, which is 90. I wonder if I could say the theme. I don't know if Caitlin wants me to say that yet.

I never know. Had stuff she's like, I don't care at all. Some stuff she's like, I want to leave that private at least after the wedding. But yeah, he's doing the. Rehearsal dinner. Rehearsal dinner. And is rehearsal dinner the thing where you actually rehearse the wedding? Yes.

So you meet beforehand. You do a quick run through and then you go have dinner. This sounds like it's going to be amazing one. I never been to one with a band. So that's cool. That'd be cool. Do you know who is singing as we walk down the aisle? Yes.

Yes. How did you know? Because she's my friend. Loose lip sink ships around here. Both people, your fiancings. and the person told me. Loose lips. But I haven't said anything.

I'd like to say that that's mostly my idea. That's amazing. The person that's doing it told you? The, the, no. NDA. Caitlin had already told me and then the person, yeah, I gave the

phone number to the person. Oh, is that what it was? Yes, like, Caitlin texting me, hey, what's da-da-da-da-da-da's phone number? And Caitlin wasn't as maybe, maybe even more involved in this. but we were trying to figure out how we were going to play this

because we're not saying the song we're walking down to yet and we're like what if we have somebody sing it one of us suggested it may it could have been her and I was like that sounds great so then we called her

it's a new artist that's all we're gonna say for now you said her I did we may actually bring her in next week oh not to sing the song but to announce that she's going to be singing

the wedding and let her perform something oh because I saw someone in the calendar coming in next week you did? Yeah like an A-lister hold on let me see

there's something Well, she's amazing. Hold on. Let's see. Let me see here. Let's see next week. Not coming in physically, but. It's not on the calendar. It's not on the calendar.

My calendar, it's not on at all. So you're saying this person is going to sing when Caitlin walks down the aisle. It's not Miranda Lambert. Because I have Miranda's phone. You're my friend. You could, Amy? All right. That's it.

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Betterhelp.com slash Bobby. Hey, guys, welcome to Tuesday's show. Morning studio. Morning. I read a story. Hard partying in your 20s raises your risk of heart problems later in life by nine times. And then I started to think,

who on the show went the hardest in their 20s? Now, up for debate will be people like Ray Mundo, our audio producer. You! Who is still going pretty hard in his 30s. Sure. Like, he's going the hardest. He hasn't stopped.

Yeah. He's gone the hardest for the longest possibly. Lunchbox? It's not even a question. I mean, I am a legend of the bars. Morgan number two, who is still in her 20s and still goes pretty hard. That's definitely me.

I'm still drinking probably way more than I should. And Eddie. Eddie, do you consider yourself to be in this or no? My 20s? Absolutely. I went hoard as I used to call it in my 20s. Okay. Hord.

So who would you guys say went the hardest in their 20s, knowing the group. If you can't pick yourself, who do you pick? Okay, that's the rule. You can't pick yourself. Eddie, who do you pick? I'm going to have to go with Ramundo. I mean, I've seen this dude go hard. And I'm not saying this dude go hard.

And I'm not saying that. that like he, it takes them, like, he drinks all day. He literally goes hard with just like six beers. And that's hard and he's just trashed. So I say, that's not hard. I mean, if you can only handle six, you're not really going that hard. It's when you get, the more you drink, the harder you're going. I think it's all relative to what your body can take is what hard means.

It's like working out. You don't have to do a triathlon to go hard. I agree with that. Like my hard isn't someone else's hard. Yeah. When I see Ramundo, he's drunk a lot. so I say he goes hard. By the way, Amy is laughing like a foolgirl.

Yeah, because we're just using the word hard a lot. Okay. Morgan, who would you nominate for the Go Hard Award? Oh, I mean, I think it would be Raimundo, too, because I've been out at a bar pre-pandemic, and Raymondo got kicked out, and I think I'll never forget that, and that, to me, means you went way too hard. All right, lunchbox, you have to pick somebody that isn't you. I would guess Morgan number two.

I mean, Ray is such a lightweight. He can't go hard. He lasts for about an hour and he goes home. Morgan number two can drink all night, which means you're going harder than Ray Mundo. Amy, who'd you bet? Eddie, I don't know anything about. I guess I have to go just by what I remember from our 20s

and lunchbox went hard. He would go out all night long and then come straight to the studio and do the show. Like, that was going hard. I'm going Ray Mundo because he has consistently been a guy who just doesn't. quit. If it's Saturday night, you know what's up with Raymondo's deal. Ray, you have one vote here. Looks like you've already won the thing, but go ahead.

Got to throw it to my boy lunchbox. I hung out with him many weekends and he would start drinking and it rarely ended until the sun came up, honestly. But the winner of Go Hard 2021 and who has nine times the odds to get heart problems.

Raymundo's screaming, yeah, but he's going to is Ray Moondah. Yeah! Yeah! Okay. A major study of more than 1 million people has fired another warning

looking over the dangers of hard partying. Again, as you get older, they're looking at the people who went harder in their 20s have heart problems, just significantly more than people who didn't. So, Ray, I know you won the little game here on the air, but in the long game, might not be so good for you, bud.

Yeah, that's fine. I mean, I guess it was in my time. 20, so there's nothing I can do about it, but I'll think about that once we get towards the future and improving my heart health and all that stuff. Yeah, and all that stuff. All right, there he is, Raymondo. All right, these are all movie theme songs, but played on guitar. All you have to do is name the movie. You guys ready?

Ready. Yep. These are all very famous movies, music you should recognize, but again, it's just a guitar version of it. Here we go. Here's an example to get us started, number one. Can you name that one? Yeah, this is going to be really hard, but I got this. What is that one?

Toy Story. Yeah, you got a friend of me. Wow. So what, do you do the song or the movie? Do the movie. Okay. That's tough, though. That one was tough.

That one was tough. All right, name this one number one. Are you guys in? Yep. In for the win. Amy? Rocky. Eddie?

Rocky. Lunch bikes? Rocky. That is correct. On to number two. Can you name this movie? You all in? In for the win.

Yeah. Amy? Pink Panther? Eddie? Pink Panther. Lunch bikes? Pink Panther. Correct.

I didn't even know that was a movie. Steve Martin did it later with Beyonce. It's like a lot of movies. There's a cartoon back in the day. All right, name this movie theme on guitar. Here you go. Edmund? Yeah.

Amy? Jaws. Eddie? Jaws. Jaws. Good. Nice. Guitar doesn't really have the same effect.

Number four, name this movie. Sounds like the raging idiot is doing that. All right? Hold on. We'll play a little more of it for you. At lunchbox? Forrest Gump. Forrest Gump.

Hey, what do you have? Star Wars? Oh, they're both guessing. It's the other space one. You think it's a space one? Yeah, I think it's the other one. Not Star Wars, but the other one. What's your answer?

Star Wars, but what is it? Eddie, what's your answer? 100% no doubt Star Wars. Oh, okay, but what is the other space one? Star Trek. Oh, that's it. But it's never Star Trek. Okay.

You say that all the time, and it's never Star Trek. I know. Okay. All right. Number two, Amy and Eddie, here we go. All right. Name this one. Oh, not sure?

I mean, kind of. What do you have? 007. Amy? I have James Bond. I'll give it to you. Both, you know. Bond.

James Bond. All right, name this movie played on guitar. Eddie? Mission Impossible. Amy? Mission Impossible. Okay. Here we go, Amy.

They get a little harder here. Oh, boy. Next one up. Name this movie theme. Neither one of you know that one. I have a guess. Would you know it just by hearing that? I think so, but I'm hearing it and seeing the answer, but I think so.

What are you writing down there? What did you write down? Fish fry? No. Fish fry. What does that say? I know what that means. What's I say?

Fast and the Furious. Oh. I have Friday of the 13th. You're close ready. It's the Exorcist. Oh. Okay. Okay, so here we go.

It's now sudden death. Buzz in with your answer. winner of this one is the champion. Yeah. Here we go. Buzz in with your name as the answer. Action. Eddie.

Eddie. Hey, no, no, no. Up. Up is correct. Yeah! I'm going to say Coco. You're going to say what? Coco.

See, I saved you. Yeah. Here's the song from Up, by the way. And then there was one other one, say if you guys can name this one. from the late 80s, early 90s. Oh, really that old? Right? 90s?

90s? Okay. Early 90s? Man, my first guess was notebook. I have no idea. I'll give you a really small, small hint. How to do it with dinosaurs? Stephen's Billboard.

Oh, Jurassic Park. It's a small, small hint. You know what, thinking of playing these music games, you know what I watched over the weekend was named that tune on Fox? Have you guys seen that show? I've wanted to see it. Is it good?

It's a little clunky. The hosting isn't great. But the game is fantastic. because they're like, it's like the old school name that tune. I can name that tune in three notes. Name that tune. Are these guys really impressive? They're really impressive.

However, I beat every one of them. I'm telling me he was a dark horse who you wouldn't expect is Caitlin. Really? She pushed me. There were times she beat me to songs. And I was like, how did you get Lionel Richie all night long that quick? She'd hear one note. Really?

She was really good, too. But I finally found the game show that I'm good at. It's the end. No, you said you were good at Jeopardy too, right? Yeah, I'm good at Jeopardy, but I could definitely see myself getting beat by some of those really good Jeopardy. Like, they're an astro physicist from North Carolina. Here's Quincy Waterley. And I'm like, I got no chance against that guy.

But I do pretty good at Jeopardy, I think. But name that tune, it's probably, I'd be the Ken Jennings of that. That'd be fun, though. Yeah, you guys check that out. There's not paying me to say that. It's on Fox. There you go. Actually, I got passed over to be the host of that show.

Past. I didn't know that, really? I think so. It's a long time ago. Maybe it's a different version of it, too. A little clunky right now. And it's weird because once they play the full song because they'll go, I can name that in two notes.

And they're like, name that tune. Molly's ours party in the USA, yeah. Well, then the band goes out and plays like 30 minutes of it. And the crowd acts like a club. They're all just grinding away to it. And you're like, no, what's happening in there? Studio crowd doesn't love that song that much for 30 seconds. On the phone right now is Tyson in Colorado.

Hey, Tyson, welcome to the show. What's going on, man? I heard Lunchbox got drawn for going into space and he wasn't too happy about it? So, yes, we drew on the show yesterday out of a random drawing. Lunchbox lost, meaning if the money that we're putting in, if our raffle ticket wins, he has to go to space. So yes.

Now, what is your question? Okay, so how much is lunchbox willing to pay to get out of going to space if it's tickets drawn and put someone else's name in there? I think the question is, how much is he willing to pay right now for a redraw? and we put that money toward it as well. I love it. You see what I'm saying? Like let's say he said,

I'll put it 100 bucks up. That would mean 100 bucks, we'd buy 100 more tickets, and then we'd redraw someone's name, and then that person would then be in 200 times. Lunchbox, are you willing to go any money to do that? Man, that's a very, when you say it that way, it's very interesting,

and it kind of piques my interest, but I feel like the way the world is treating me that I would just be, the one that gets drawn again. So then I would have paid double the amount of money. I'd have been paying an extraordinary amount of money to get redrawn and I'm back in the same position. Then I've got to pay another

hundred to get out. Oh, man. Okay. We had a wrinkle though. This time we also put Mike D in there so it makes the odds a little bit worse. Oh, I like that. I like that. I like that. It makes it a little better if you don't want to get picked.

Man. Wait, what do you think, lunchbox? How much would you pay to be able to get out of it and try again? Ha! How about $10? No, never mind. Okay. You got to start low.

Have you ever heard of negotiation? Come on, guys. We're not negotiating. Meet me in the middle here. Go ahead. How about $50? Let me talk to the room here for a second. No.

Oh, okay. Easy, no. What do you mean? No. Wait, so, oh, you get to pay $50 and all of a sudden? and war put back in the hat to positively go to space? No, I'll pay $50. $55 for that to not happen.

Do it. Okay, lunchbox, but are you going to go higher than 50? 60. Oh, God. What do you need from him? I'm thinking in the hundreds. Hundreds? Yes.

Who do you think I am? I'm not Bill Gates. No, I'm thinking you spend a couple hundred bucks on lottery tickets every month. That's what I'm thinking you are. Like, put it towards St. Jude. And it's for charity. Okay, I'll say this. I'm already a partner in hope.

That's good. If you do a, if he does $100, $100,000. $100, Bobby, and your name gets put back in. I'm okay with that. Yeah, because now we have this in place, Bobby just buys his way out. Right? I didn't think that far ahead, but okay. But who cares?

The charity keeps making money if that keeps happening. True. It's a good point. We end up doing it until I just, maxes itself out. Yeah. So, $100, if he puts $100 in, would you be out for a redraw later this show? We're going to vote. Amy, you can say no if you want. Amy, you can say no if you want. I don't think that's high enough. No. You say for $100, no. You just took $100 out of $100.00. I hope you feel good about it. Nice twist. Okay. First of all, does lunchbox,

if you win the vote, are you going to do it for $100? I'm going to do the vote if you're not going to do it. Yeah, I'm doing. Let's go. I want out of space, baby. I want it on Earth. Did you tell your wife this? No, I haven't talked to her about it. Okay. Amy says no. Yeah, no, I don't want to be back in that. Ray Moondo, what do you say? Yes or no? I think it needs to be a more significant amount. Otherwise, see? Wow. Thanks, Ray. St. Jude, sorry, these two people don't want $100 to go to your organization. I apologize for them. I love the kids at St. Jude and everything you do, the mission. No family ever gets a bill. I mean, no family. He's repeating back what we do. And these people, They don't care about that.

Okay, okay. So there's two votes no. Eddie? It's easy, man. I don't even think twice about it. That's too low one amount. Wow. Yes.

Absolutely. I was going to vote yes, for sure. So you have one vote yes for me. Yeah, I am. No, I was going to, for sure. Okay. Because it's all about the kids

of St. Jude. You know, no family. It's amazing. What St. Jude does, and you guys don't think $100 is worth it. You think that it's, you know, oh, you know what? I don't worry about it.

Then Eddie, you, got to donate the hundred bucks. No, no, hold on. Let's go over to Scoob of Steve. How did that happen? The show boat here. Scoobest Steve, yes or no? I'm down with it.

Let's do it. Yes. Yes. We have three votes, no. Two votes, yes. Mike D. As much as I don't want to get put into the drawing, I say we do it. 100 bucks.

Yes. Oh, no. That's not three to three. All right, we need a tiebreaker. Lunchbox is the tiebreaker. I get to vote. I vote. I vote.

Wait a minute. It's not your vote. You're not in the, you don't get to pick. We are going to go to Morgan number two. Oh, gosh. Which Morgan number two, let me say this. You will be added to the mix if you vote yes. If you vote no, it is what it is.

But if you vote yes, you'll be added to the mix. I mean, if you vote no, the only one that suffers is St. Jude. Okay. Go ahead, Morgan. I think we keep it interesting. You know what? Let's go yes. Okay.

Yeah, let's go! Okay. Later on today, we will redraw, but only after Lunchbox pays Scuba Steve $100. Dang it. He still owes me $20 from the last one. Oh, he still owes Eddie money from betting on this. You haven't paid yet? I don't owe Eddie anything.

Yes, you do. You owe me $15 or maybe $10. From the bets made on the show, right? Correct. And he told me, quote, Lent and Bones, he says, that's for the show, man. I mean, we're not really betting. No, no, that's not how it works. Bet's a bet.

Scova, did I not double or nothing and win that bet? Thank you. Scooper, it was even told me he was like, no, you double or nothing and Lunchbox won. Yeah, I don't even know what y'all we're talking about. Okay, so if Lunchbox gets him the money by the end of the show today, we will redo the draw. If it doesn't, if we finish this show at 10.01 and there's no $100.

$120 because he still hasn't paid from the last time. Oh, that's true. 120. If not, it is what it is, and he still goes to this space. Exactly. Okay, hey, Tyson, thanks for opening up that can of. Right, God, Tyson. Not a problem. Have a good day, bud.

You too, thank you. The latest from Nashville and Hollywood. Morgan No. 2's 32nd Skinny. Danielle Bradbury shared a cover of her singing Beyonce's song, Listen. Miranda Lambert is teasing a possible collaboration with artist L. King called Drunk. The two are sharing photos of them together and lyrics on their social. media. No word on when the project will be released. Luke Bryan says the contestants on American Idol inspire him.

It's those people that they walk in and, you know, the canvas is blank. And then the second they open their mouth, you can visualize and see everything. And it's pretty inspiring. I'm Morgan number two. That's your skinny. It's time for the good news. With producer Eddie. Yeah, I hope there's something good. Carmen Seviano, she has seven children and she's 36 years old.

Well, last June, she got COVID. And it was really bad. I mean, she had to go to the hospital. She got put on a ventilator. She was put in a coma. And then in a coma, she suffered a collapse along. Wow. At one point, the doctors told the whole family, like, it's time to say your goodbye.

She's just not going to make it. So they did. They said goodbye to her. And miraculously, she came out of it. This past week, she got out of the hospital, and she's back home. And she said the driving force of her recovery was just thinking about her children the whole time. And she overcame it. man, and I'm getting emotional just talking about this.

Wow. I wonder if the doctors, obviously everybody's extremely excited. She made it through, but I wonder if they're like, kind of embarrassed. They missed. We shouldn't have told them to say their goodbyes yet. And I'm sure they're going by a protocol. Like, if they reach this point, odds are they're not coming out. But I wonder if they're like, dang, I wish I wouldn't have done that.

You know, for everyone in the family, I can just think, you know, like the pain they went through. And then just the excitement when she overcame it. Just like, oh, my gosh, you think that it's completely over. and then she came back. It's got to be such an amazing feeling and great to have her back home. There you go. That is what it's all about.

That was Tell Me Something Good. Lobby Bone Show. Boney up the day. This story comes to us from Lake City, Florida. Two homeowners return to their house. They walk in the garage and there's a guy laying on their couch watching TV. He apparently had broken in because he thought they were out of town,

had changed into their clothes and was watching some TV from the DVR. They called police and caused. him about two blocks away. Dang, he was that relaxed. He's just chilling. He thought they were going to be gone. I get it. But if I were breaking into a house, I would want to get in and out as fast as possible, right? That would be the goal.

Unless the goal was to hang out in their house as them. Yeah, because sometimes people take a shower and eat food. And maybe like the exact TV show he wanted to watch was on at the same time. It's like, dang it. It's my favorite part. See a lot of unaccounted four factors here. All right, lunchbox. I'm Lunchbox.

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with the help of American Military University. That's AMU. APUS. Dot E-DU slash military. Rancor.com has a list of the top 10 Garthbrook songs of all time. Now, this is voted on by all the users. It's unlimited to have people can vote.

People just have at it and vote, vote, vote, vote. All kinds of categories. Okay, top 10 Garth songs, mine is if tomorrow never comes. Yours will be. Unanswered prayers. Yours will be? All right, friends in low places. And that's our hearts.

Yes, for sure. Yeah. At number 10, it's the creepiest Garthbrook song of all time. Before I play it, what do you think it is? Oh, it's where he worked for her that summer. That summer. That summer. There you go.

That's so good, though. The song is good, but it's about a kid and an older lady hiring him and then turned into a man. She had the need. That's right. Hands on leather. I always thought he was pretty confident in himself to call it the thunder. He was like, she had a need to feel it the thunder. I'm pretty confident as a kid.

Not bad guy. It's a lot. At number nine, call him Baton Rouge. Operator, won't you put me on through? I got to send my love down to Baton Rouge. Hurry up. At number eight, much too young. Mm.

And the white line's getting in the saddle of this damn old. The Garth Brooks top ten, number seven, rodeo. Well, it's frozen blood. It's a dust and mud. It's a roar of a Sunday crown. It's the white and the knuckles. The gold in the buckle here will win the next go round. At number six, shameless.

I'm shaming. Did you know two of those five amy your covers? of those Garth Brooks songs so far? No, no idea. Which two do you think are covers? Shameless. Shameless. You're just going to go with that, and then I guess, I don't know.

What was the other one? We kind of just talked about this. Yeah, we did. He did? Because shameless was a Billy Joel song, and he wrote it, obviously. Colin Baton Rouge was a cover. Oh. And we talked about it to you specifically.

Don't remember. Who covered it? This is not something I... He covered it, but the Oak Ridge Boys. Oh, that's the hat he has on. No, that just says Oaky. Oh, I thought. Close.

Okay. At number five, unanswered prayers. Sometimes I think of... Was that your pick? Or unanswered prayers. Yeah. At number four, if tomorrow never comes. If tomorrow never come.

Will she know how much I love? Okay. We're now into the top three, Garthbrook songs. I'll tell you, friends and low places, is in the top three. For sure. What else do you think it makes the top three? The river.

The river. Oh, the river's a great one. I think those three are your top three. Well, the river didn't make the top ten. What? That's crazy. Yeah. Travesty.

There's no river in this. The river is better than that summer. Colin Baton Rouge, much too young. What? Like, easily better than those three. Arguably the rest. I know what's missing in that. What?

Thunder rolls is in there. At number three, the Thunder Rolls. Number two, friends in other love grows cold on the sleepless night as the storm goes on. Number two, Friends in Low Places. Wow. Wow. Where the whiskey grounds and the beer jaces my blue. And the number one song is The Dance.

There you go. I could have missed the pain But I'd have had to miss the dance So many listeners were like You should have your first dance At your wedding to the dance And I'm like, that song's about breaking up That song's about leaving

Right? That's not a love song Not really, no It's a great song And even the music video is about death Like people that have died And left this earth Wow, I didn't remember the music video Very weird

I can't argue with the dance band number one though That's a great They're all so good They're all so good I know we could ask this next week We might have different answers about it too One of those could go out in the river in Like calling Baton Rouge

I'd take much too young out Really? Oh I love that Dude get the summer out's creepy The summer is creepy But it's a good song You know She had a need to fill the thunder

And chase the lightning from the sky Dude you're like 18 Come on, what do you know You got no thunder and lightning yet You think you do Put your favorite Garth Brooks song up on our Facebook page at Bobby Bones Show. Thank you guys for hanging out. You guys send us a lot of emails.

Let's open up the mailbag. Bobby's Mailbag. Hey, Bobby Bones. So it's been a long winter in Minnesota. To be honest, I'm still getting over last year after not taking a break from work or being able to take a vacation somewhere due to COVID. I was recently able to get the vaccine because I work in a medical office. However, my husband is still on the waiting list.

I wanted to plan a vacation in the spring to Miami, and I was thinking of telling my husband about my plans and maybe going alone since he isn't vaccinated. I was going to put the spin on it that it would sort of be a vacation for him too because he would finally get to be in the house alone again. I wanted to know your thoughts about taking a solo vacation in my situation and the best way to present the idea of my husband. It's from Kathy.

Well, let me start by saying, this. I think he can go on the vacation, even though he's not vaccinated. I think you wear a mask. You go down. Listen, if you're going to Florida, you're going to get it. Just know that. FI. Heads up. That's show. Everybody on our show. That's what happened to us. It's been to Florida. That's got COVID. That being said, I don't, it doesn't sound to me like she wants him to go, period. And this is just a reason to go, hey, I don't think you should go. So first of all, I'm going to say, if you do want him to go, I think you can go.

You put a mask on, you go live your life. We're about to open up anyway. We're two, three months away from still having some masks, but opening up, most people are going to be able to get that vaccine in the next few months. If you want it, you'll be able to get it by summertime, I feel. And even if you don't have it, you can go on a vacation. Now, if you don't want him to go, I would for sure pitch it as, hey, I got vaccinated, you didn't.

Let's do something later in the year. But because of this, you're vacation. vacation can be staying at home and not getting COVID, and now I'm going to go to Miami. How do you feel about that? That's the way to present it if you're really, you're just trying to go by yourself. But does it have to be Miami? That's the hard part that would be like, welcome to Miami. Like, why Miami? Why Miami? Why not Miami? Well, I don't know. I feel like. She's in Minnesota. She wants to go the opposite of Minnesota. Okay. That's true. She just wants to go somewhere warm. I just feel like they could compromise on a less, you know, party place.

Well, there's no compromise, right? It's not a compromise where she wants him to go. I don't think she wants him to go, period. Okay. So I would say you tell him, hey, hopefully we can get you vaccinated in time to go. That's what I would say, too. He ain't getting vaccinated. Hopefully.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wink, wink, wink. But that is how I would approach it. I would say, I wouldn't call it a solo vacation. I would go, hey, we'll go on one later, but I got to get out of here. I haven't had a vacation. You're not vaccinated yet. You take a vacation at home.

I'm going to go, oh, that's tough, though. It is tough. I'm going to hit up South Beach. It is tough. It's hard. What would you want Caitlin to say to you? Just to go, hey, I know you're not comfortable traveling because you're not vaccinated. So is it cool if I still go?

Because I really need to get out of here. That's what I would hope she would say. Well, there you go. And you'd say yes. And I would go, why can't you just wait for me to get vaccinated? What about the part? Do you like? By the way, I would go without being vaccinated.

I'm just saying on the record. I would go. I just wear masks and go. What? Well, do you like the part where she throws in there? Also, too, like this is a vacation for you because you're going to get the house alone. Love it. Okay. Yeah. So, yeah. And you've been married the longest on this show. What would you do here? Okay, first off, I don't think she sounds like she doesn't want him to go.

Right. You're right. She wants to go on this trip by herself. Yes. But I think that's okay. Like, this whole year, last year's been rough for boat for marriages. Everyone's just cluttered together and stuck inside of the house. a solo vacation is okay. Just because you're married doesn't mean you have to stay or do vacations together all the time. I think this is a good time for them to both take solo vacations. Okay, why don't you take one then?

I've done it. I've done it before. When? While married. While married, probably 10 years ago, I drove to Nashville by myself and it was fantastic. I needed it at that point of my life. What if you told you went to your wife right now and you're like, hey, I want to go to Miami. Trust me.

Yeah. What would she say now? Probably she wouldn't like that. She wouldn't like that. But I think married couples and need a space like that. Eddie's like, I've done this 10 years ago. Before I had four kids.

Oh, that's true. Okay, so here's what I'm going to say, Kathy, as we've all kind of had our shot here. I'm going to say, approach it to, hey, I know you're worried about traveling and getting COVID. I have mine. Is it cool if I go to Miami

and then we'll do something later on in the year? He may not react well. That's the thing. He might be like, I'm not worried about getting it. And then he goes, bags packed. Kathy, let us know how that turns out.

And good luck. It is a tricky situation. Eddie, you get to go on another vacation this year. When? It's called Bobby's Bachelor Party. Oh, right. Again, we need it, and I cannot wait for that. What are you all doing?

We haven't decided yet. We're going somewhere, though. We're going somewhere. I think I'm going to be running my own bachelor party. Is that weird? It's typical Bobby, though, right? You're not supposed to. That's for another topic.

What do you mean? What do I mean? Normally your best man and your other groomsmen, they get together and they handle the details. You don't. I'm a 40-year-old man. Right. I'm not 26. But you're a groom.

And he knows where he wants to go. And what he wants to do? His house. We just stay in here. You know what? That's the topic for another day. Okay. Okay.

Kathy, thank you. Let's close up the mailbag. And that was Bobby's mailbag. Amy, I saw where you said spending two hours outside is the new version of walking 10,000 steps. Where did you see that? Well, it was just a study that was done that where, you know, people were obsessed with getting their 10,000 steps. And now the new thing is going to be, you're going to be obsessed with making sure you get your two hours outside with nature. Because it's proven to be so good for you and there's so much hype around it that now that's going to be the thing.

Have you gotten your two hours yet? But what's up with the 10,000 steps? Was that for like cardio? Yeah, I mean, that was like Fitbits were all the thing. Like everyone was just saying 10,000 steps should be your daily move goal. And that's so everyone was striving for that. And so now they're saying the new thing people are going to be striving for is to make sure they have quality time outside with nature. So you start your timer and every time you walk inside, you put it on?

But you know how everyone would be like posting about their steps and bragging about their steps? Well, now the new thing is people are going to be like, oh, I just spent an hour outside. You know, like wanting recognition for their time outside and taking care of their mental. health. That won't be any of my friends because a lot of them already work outside. I can't see them bragging about being outside. Well, that's good. Yeah. Yeah. The Babbonne Show. Here's

Amy's pile of stories. So a study came out showing that most people dislike a nasally voice. And it made me wonder, we're on the radio. We don't have deep, awesome radio voices. So are we nasally? No, I'd say we aren't. I'd say Eddie is. What's that?

What do you mean? You have a pretty nasally voice. Yeah, I guess so. I just, I can't breathe fully through my nose, like my whole life. So that's what causes my nasally voice, I guess. Also, do you have your smell back from COVID? I mean, it hasn't changed about 80% of it. I wonder if it's ever going to come back? I don't think so, man. At this point, why would it? Why do people hate nasly voices? They say that nasally voices appear less professional than others. They also sound demanding and calculating without even meaning to, but you can fix it, Eddie. You just look in the mirror. See how wide your mouth opens when you speak and try opening your mouth a bit more.

as you talk and it will come from your voice box and not your nose. Okay, let's hear this. Eddie, I would like for you to, you know, do the first line of Garth Brooks, Friends in Low Places, talking, but with your mouth open wide. Big mouth. Go ahead. What's the first line? Blame it.

Blame it all on my roots. I showed up in boots and ruined your black tie affair. He still sounds basil. It doesn't work. All right, what else? So there's this Danish woman who says she will not shave her mustache, or trim her unibrow to land a man. She's like, no, no, I want to be natural.

I want to weed out the bad apples among prospective boyfriends. So I thought, yes, more power to her. Why do we have to shave our moustaches and wax our eyebrows just to be attractive to you? You don't have to. Yeah, you don't have to. And you know what? She's beautiful. Yeah, yes, yes, she is.

She's a good looking girl. She is. Even if a guy were to have that, you know, Unabrow, it would be tough. It's just a tough thing. Societally speaking, unibrowels are not in right now. They probably will be again. They probably, but it's tough. Good for her, though. I like she's sticking to it.

Me too. I hope we have an update on her soon, and she's out with her boyfriend that she finds. It's going to love her for her. Lunchbox, what you think about that? It's absolutely disgusting, guys. Like, there is no way. Listen, she can say she doesn't want to do it because she don't want to conform. She's just no guy wants her, and she's going to be single the rest of her life. Gross, gross.

A mustache. Can you imagine going in for the kiss and I would struggle with that too, but I'm glad that she has made up her mind. I know. This will allow other women to see this and be like, oh, you know what? Okay. I don't think that any other than going to start a revolution. It's not.

I get it. I'm glad she's doing it. It would be tough for me, though, to. I'm jealous of her eyebrows. I can barely even grow my eyebrows. Stop it. Well, she's times three. Oh, I just Googled her.

I googled her. I can't. Stop. Okay, we're moving on. All right. Okay. Garrett Headlin, who's from Friday Night Lights the movie, the one that Tim McGraw was in, he is with Emma Roberts and they just had a son Rhodes and Tim McGrawl is the godfather.

But that's a good gift, huh? Yeah, here's a clip of Garrett talking about it. He's somebody that I admire and respect not only as an amazing father, an amazing husband, amazing musician, an amazing actor. His name's Tim McGraw. He drew it out. He's like it. So congratulations, Tim McGraw for being a godfather.

All right, there you go. I'm Amy. That's my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. Tell me something good. Picture this.

Kim Dieton is the head custodian at an elementary school. She's in the cafeteria during lunchtime. Students are everywhere when she hears, help, help. 11-year-old girl starts screaming because one of her classmates is choking. The head custodian Kim runs over there. It goes, Huh, does the Heimlich,

saves Cole's life. And she says, you know, I used to be an EMT. I was nervous, but I handled the situation. And they had a ceremony for her. And this is her saying it's her job

to protect the students. These kids might be somebody else's kids, but for eight hours a day, they're mine. And it's my job to protect them. Dang. You know what's awesome? If you have a custodian that was an EMT,

think about that. Pretty good to having your resume. It's pretty good to, you have someone around all those kids that's been trained in a way to help those kids at any time. Big shout out to her. That's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, non-profit Christian university based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. They say higher education is outdated, irrelevant.

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with the help of American Military University. That's amu. dot apus. dot edu slash military. Let's go over to Amy and get in the morning corny. The morning corny. My boss is going to fire the employee. with the worst posture.

Okay. I have a hunch. It might be me. That was the morning corny. Maybe the best one in the long time. That was actually a really good idea. Thanks, guys. That's a good one.

So the Beach Boys have basically sold off their controlling rights. So I'm going to play some Beach Boys clips, and I'll tell you how it affects this show. Here you go is, it's, wouldn't it be nice from the Beach Boys? Also here is God Only Knows. So for 400 million bucks, they sold all their rights. Now, this reminds me, Eddie, any chance you want to sell your soul again. Oh my gosh. It's all your rights.

That's me. Everything I have, right? I'm not trying to buy your stuff. And again, people like Lunchbox thinks it's hilarious that you just won't write your name down on a piece of paper. That's all it is. Yeah, you're absolutely losing out on free money for nothing. He can do nothing with your soul. You are being a moron.

I think there's something bigger. than it. The first time you said it bones, I was like, absolutely, why not? Like, that's a no-brainer. But the more I think about it, this is like deep, deep stuff. My soul is my deep inner most, like what I am all about. My

beliefs. I can't sell that, dude. I really can't. And at first I was like, no problem. This is the dumbest thing ever. But the more I think about it, I can't do it. So you just didn't want to write it on piece of paper. That's all you have to write is, I sell my soul to Bobby. The principle is, I cannot sell my soul to you. Okay. Amy, where did you fall in this?

I don't, I didn't want him to sell it to you. I don't want to sell you mine. No soul sold. Right? Yeah. Lunchbox, and you said that he was done for not doing it. Eddie, you're an idiot. I just do not understand. You love money.

You need money to gamble if you're always complaining. I don't have enough money. This is free money. No, man. I don't know what you want to do. You're just checking. All I do is see the Beach Boys story and remind, I just want to remind you that you could also sell your rights to your soul to me. Okay?

Yeah, thank you. But I'm good. I'll pass. Hey, I get 50 bucks for your soul lunchbox. No, you offered Eddie 100. My soul's a lot more valuable. I thought I meant nothing. It doesn't, but I mean, if you're going to give Eddie, Eddie has a crappy soul.

My soul is legit. Hey. Ramundo, 50 bucks? I would have to get a little bit more than that just because it does kind of creep me out, but I would get over that with a more significant amount of money. How much? I think Bay would be fine with 500 hundred, probably. Oh, you're out of your mind.

Bay. I'm not doing some fake signing a piece of paper for 500 bucks. You guys are crazy. All right. All right. So I do, no deal. No deal. Okay.

On yesterday's show, we got a voicemail from a listener. And this is what she asked us. Hey, Bobby Bones. I need some advice. This is just kind of an issue that, you know, has come to my attention via my boyfriend who got a massage today. This is just a little weird. But he wanted to be completely naked in the massage and not wear his boxers.

What do you think? Should you wear your boxers or the dude getting a massage? Can you get completely? naked. If it's a female masseuse, is that weird? Let us know. That was the question. So lunchbox went out with a microphone, which by the way, I did not think it was a big deal. I don't do it. I'm in my underwear, but they're always like, hey, get however you want to get. We'll massage you. You did think it was a big deal. Yes, I think it's weird. This is clip number one. Here you go. Why would he need to do that? I mean, that's just crazy. Well, he says it increases his

experience. Uh, no, not doing it. As a while. How would that make you feel? It would hurt my feelings. No, forget it. Absolutely not. I think people are taking this as a sexual thing. It's not. Oh, yeah, no.

But I'm not taking it as a sexual thing to clarify. I just still think it's weird. I think a massage therapist want you to have your underwear on. I don't think they do. I don't think they would ask you if they didn't. Yeah. Okay, here we go. Here's club number two.

I think it's personal preference. You don't think it's a big deal? No. I mean, it's not to me, but it depends. I'm a therapist. by the way. So what I'm going to say to you, if it bothers your wife, the conversation is, hey, can you help walk me through, like, what it is that bothers you?

Got it. Yeah, because if it bothers her, then something's, you know, going on, and she may want to talk about it. All right. That's a therapeutic answer. You're welcome. Thank you. Have a great day. Was she breastfeeding whenever you're talking to her?

No, no, no. The baby was in the stroller. Oh, okay. And people just come up and talk to you close to your face? No, no, we're a little bit away. I mean, we're standing, you know, five, six feet apart. And I mean, you can hear the baby because he's just, uh, got it. Here's one more clip.

Here you go. Oh, I say be naked, totally naked. Why? Because it's more comfortable. You're not restricted. Yeah. It's, I mean, it's a professional environment. It's not, you know.

I've never had an issue. I've had lots of massages and been totally naked. Never had an issue. Thank you. Yeah. Hey, man, I never had an issue. I could have everyone. And Thursday and Friday.

Let me, I'm going to send Caitlin on a voice memo here. Hey, we're talking about if it's weird to get a massage. If I were to get a massage naked, would you think that was weird? No underwear. No. But that's what naked is. What else would naked mean? Without my skin.

What do you think if I were to get massages totally naked? Is that weird to you or is that no big deal? Send me a voice memo back. I want to play it. All right. Thank you. Bye. I love you. Oh, nice. Yeah, public love.

All right, bye. Okay, so we'll get a voice memo back from her. You guys can also put this up on Facebook again. Let us know what you think. On the show, though, we vote, is it weird? I vote no. No. Yes.

Lunchbox? No. Mike? Yes. Oh. Oh, interesting. Morgan? No.

Okay, there's our winner. It is not weird, according to the show. It's so weird, especially because y'all have, like, Like, we know what we have. Yeah, what are you coming about? Keep it all contained. It's contained. Okay, weirdo.

My fiancee, Caitlin, sent me a voice memo. I'll play it for you guys. I haven't heard it yet. The question in the last segment was, if you're a dude and you go to get a massage, can you do it naked? I say yes, no big deal. Some of you folks say no. The reason you have any clothing off in a massage is because

the parts that are not clothed need to be rubbed by the masseuse. The parts that are covered by you in underwear will not be touched by a masseuse or we will have problems. Fair enough. Let me sit down my back. But what if I injure my buttocks and then, because sometimes, you know, you got to get up in that area. Yeah. And if I'm wearing long underwear, oh, should I just, should I just wear my, my thong? The one where the butts are showing.

I don't have any thong. Don't worry. What about that situation? Okay, I'll send it back to her. It's a great rebuttal. We'll see if she gets back. Amy's is, what? Because I'm not wrong.

You guys wouldn't be all. We're not wrong either. I think if we did a poll with massage therapists, they would mostly vote. Please wear your underwear. Please. Okay. If any of you massage therapists out there are listening,

call us 87777 Bobby. We'll see if she hits me back before the second. It's over. Speaking of fiancés, a Florida man 48 years old steals fiance's ring to propose to another woman. What? My goodness. Met them both on OKCupid

before both dump him and report him to the cops. Joseph Davis 48 is wanted for stealing a $6,000 engagement ring. He's accused of giving that jewelry to a second woman. Boy, he's just engaging like crazy, huh? Why?

Was he really trying to get married to two? I feel like he met one proposed, met someone he thought would be better. Like, I feel like he just wanted to get married. Yeah. And then he was trying to level up with somebody new from OKCCube. But he had already proposed to someone. So he's like, I got to get that ring. So he stole it.

You get butter in the middle of the night, tried to get it off her finger. All right, I think she's asleep. You're trying to grease her up? Oh, my gosh. There's another story. Study shows people steal. A new survey from the National Retail Federation says that people are shoplifting more now than 10 years ago

and they go into how the percentage is just up everywhere. I think times are just a little harder right now too and you got to factor that in. I tell you, though, when I was in Chattern... Our car got broken into in Chattanooga this past weekend. What? Uh-huh. What happened?

We were staying like a courtyard Mariah in downtown Chattanooga and we were shooting, breaking Bobby Bones. We parked our car in the hotel parking lot. We just went up and went to bed. woke up. What we think is somebody had jimmied the door, like slid the thing in, because nothing was broken. But we opened the doors. We get in there. And everything is out, laying in the seats. And I'm like, did you leave all the masks out? We keep a bunch of masks in the middle because we had to go in places. And she was like, no. And then she goes, oh, somebody broke in. We were like, what? So the only thing they stole, because we don't, I don't keep valuables in the car. I had a car jacket in there.

Oh. They took it. They took it. My favorite one. A big one. black one. It was awesome. They took that one, but luckily they didn't break any windows. But there was just, it was like when my house got broken into. Like I couldn't figure out. I was like, what's happened here? There's stuff everywhere. Huh?

You're just confused for a second because you don't remember leaving stuff everywhere. And then the window was broken in my house. And there was a hammer on the ground. I put the pieces together real quick then. Yeah. Then it all made sense there. So what were you going to say? Oh, I don't know.

I just, probably your Carhart jacket that is valuable right now because they're so popular. You know, did you see the woman on, and I've been wearing Carhart forever. Yeah. Just to work mostly, not to be cool, but if I have to do any outdoor work stuff, the woman who wrote the note on Facebook,

like, hey, car, we know people now are using this as being very trendy. Please don't raise your prices. Because we work in this stuff. We wear it because we know it's going to get ripped and torn eventually, but it's such a great product that it takes a long time to rip it and tear it. And if you start jacking up your prices because all these Hollywood kids are wearing it, you're going to hurt us.

There's a really, Wonderfully written Facebook message. So I saw that. Oh, we got another message from Caitlin. Come on. And the masseuse can rub your butt if you've entered it so badly. The masseuse can rub your butt through your underwear. And is this the hill you really want to die on that you need to get a massage with no underwear?

Why are you even fighting for this? Yeah. She thinks that you're really asking for yourself right now. Here's my thing. My problem is I wear wooden underwear. So it's hard to get up. Okay. I am not, I'm going to send a one message.

I am, this is not a hill. I even want to climb up because I get massages in underwear if I get one. But there was a listener who was asking saying that her, her boyfriend or her husband got one naked. And I was like, I don't do that. I said, because I want to respect my baby, my baby Caitlin. I said, but, uh, I don't see anything wrong with it if it's preference. Thank you.

Love you. There you go. Probably won't get anything back up to that. And that's a really bad, um, argument on her. point, like if that's the case, we would just leave all our clothes on and you can just massage my back. Well, you could put on a song if it's your butt. Then everything's covered and then your butt is accessible.

Problem solved. Here is voicemail number one from last night. Don't forget you guys can call us anytime you want after the show. 877-Bobby, leave a voicemail. Here's number one. Morning studio. Yeah, I'm calling. I just want to know whatever happened to Ray Palooza.

I know COVID happened and all the things, but when are you going to start? Celebrate Ray. He told you you were going to have a party for him and you haven't. Just want to know. Thanks, guys. Can't have a party yet. And also, it's almost hit that point where it's just not going to happen. I didn't get a birthday party. We kept, we're holding off on my 40th birthday birthday. We're like, once COVID ends, we'll have the birthday party. But don't you think now that we're just not having that birthday party? Yeah, probably. Don't you think Ray Paluzzi's probably doesn't happen now because it's just kind of lasted a long time? Yeah, but birthday versus wedding party. 40th birthday. 40. It was going to be a smash. I still know. They still wouldn't tell me about it. Yeah. I mean, we had we had a committee. We had meetings. We were touring, doing site visits, getting estimates and quotes. Like, we had all the things. And then boom, COVID came. And it was like.

Well, then what are we doing? Let's have the party, dude. Can't be responsible. I'm saying after we're done with everything, let's have the 40th party again. Yeah, no, actually, all of us were like, wow, we just saved a lot of money. Oh, okay. Just kidding. I mean, we could have a toned-down version of Ray Paloo's in the summer. Because I think now at this point his wedding's coming on.

Yeah. I think it's just one of those things that unfortunately happen. Here we go. If she finds it disrespectful, there is something wrong with it. I don't think that he would need, actually, I don't know if the listener was a weird girl, but whoever, that person wouldn't need to get a massage naked, especially if it makes their partner uncomfortable. there you go I can agree with that I agree I love you

I want to go back home and be like It's time for the good news A family of three arrived in Portland, Oregon and realized their travel agent had booked them on a flight 3,000 miles in the wrong direction Can you imagine What is that?

The Spanish-speaking passengers were expecting to arrive in Portland, Maine. And luckily for them, there was a TSA agent who was like, this is not right, guys. And he hung in there and helped him get to the right spot. He saw the family was confused and overwhelmed. By the way, who's his travel agent? They should be in the story.

I should be talking about what bad job they did. The guy, Martin Rios, was not only there to book him on the correct flight, he dug into his own pockets. He said, hey, I know you're trying to get there. It wasn't a vacation. he was like, let me spend some money to help get you guys over here. And also, everybody at the airport were like, hey, you know, what do you think about this guy? This is not surprising. This guy's helping people all the time.

There are just so many layers to this story. He also got a big award, the Make the Connection Award, which they give away at the airport as well. For him. How did you not? Dear flight, or travel agent. There are two Portlands that are fairly significant, one more significant, right? Portland, Oregon's a bigger city. But Portland, Maine, I'm a bigger city.

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because we had a girl calling it, say, her boyfriend was getting massage naked or wanted to massage naked. Was that weird? And I was like, no. Here, here's the clip. Hey, Bobby Bones. I need some advice. This is just kind of an issue that, you know, has come to my attention via my boyfriend

who got a massage to. This is just a little weird, but he wanted to be completely naked in the massage and not wear his boxers. What do you think? Should you wear your boxers as a dude getting a massage? Can you get completely naked? If it's a female masseuse, is that weird? Let us know. On the phone right now, we have a lot of masseuses. Or masseuse I. Danielle in Massachusetts is on line two.

Hey, Daniel, thank you for calling. What do you think? Hey, morning studio. Morning. I would be more concerned with the girl's issue as far as why he's getting, you know, naked. Like, it doesn't matter. It's so not a thing for a massage therapist. I would be looking at why she's concerned about it in the first place. I think there's bigger issues there.

I agree. I think it's not a big deal. For me, my personal preference would be not to because I wouldn't want to expose anyone to accidentally my gross. I'm gross underneath those sheets. Like sometimes I look at me. naked, and I go, bleh. But I don't think it's that big of a deal. Danielle, I appreciate that call.

Thank you very much. Thank you. Let's go to Jenny in Georgia, a female masseuse. Hey, Jenny. Hey, Bobby. How are you guys doing? We're doing pretty good. What do you think about this?

No, it's not a big deal at all. Once you're a massage therapist and you take anatomy and pathology, you just don't look at the human body like everybody else. And having your glutes massage feel. fantastic and it releases so many other muscles. It affects the sciatica. It affects your hamstrings. It does so much for you. Love it. Thank you for the call. My satica has been killing me, so I don't even know where that is, really. Thank you. One more. Jenna in Louisiana, you are a female massage therapist. Would you please speak on this? Hi, I actually have two things

to say. One of them is we're massage therapist, not in the suits. We're trying to be viewed in the medical world as an actual therapist that helps with pain management and a lot of disorders that people have that massage can is beneficial for. Second is glute work is phenomenal. Like the girl before me said, it helps with sciatica, hamstrings, low back pain. and what a guy decides to wear underneath the drapes when he's draped is no concern to me. I mean, he's going to be draped the whole time professionally, and there will be no issue of being exposed. Amy, I mean, every call here is saying the same thing. I know.

I kind of want to get my glutes massaged now. Well, but again, they're all going, this is not a thing. I know. I guess it's not a thing. I thought, well, I guess I was, I'm not a massage therapist. So I, yeah, I'm not that professional. So I would rather a guy wear his underwear if I didn't know him. Because I don't want to be doing the sheet thing to tuck it under so that I can massage the glute and accidentally see his thingies. Well, don't be 12. I don't call him thingies. Right. Which is why I'm not, I don't see the body in a professional. anatomic

I don't know if that's the word matter. Jan, let me ask you a quick. Can I ask you a really really non-professional question about being a massage therapist? Do we lose her? Okay, let me ask somebody else. He's probably scared of your question. I'm here. Okay, okay. I have a question. This is not a professional question. It's me

being childish, but I genuinely wonder this, because so many people have brought up the glutes. Are you ever rubbing, it doesn't matter, guy or girl, and then they fart? Yes, that happened. Now, is it hard to stay perfect? Because again, if you're robbing the glutes. I'm just asking how you maintain

some sense of, hey, I'm just here doing my job without snickering or laughing, because I would be like, oh, or just making them feel like, do you just ignore it? That's okay, that's okay, that's okay. Maybe you ignore it or you do say like go ahead, Jana. You completely ignore it. You have to ignore it because it is such an

embarrassment to not just, I mean, for them, they're absolutely mortified like completely mortified. You know, it's just, you have to ignore it and you have to learn to breathe through your mouth. You can't breathe through your mouth. I don't want to eat it.

Why? What? Because, I mean, if it happened, you don't want to smell it. I get it. I mean. I would just be, I feel like I would be doing the glute rub and they'd go, eh, and I'd be like, oh!

And I'd never get a call back because I couldn't control myself. Yeah, no, you have to make them feel comfortable. Or you have one ready too and you do it and you be like, I feel you. You're like, we're all the same here, baby. No. All right. Hey, Jana, thank you for. That would be better, though.

Maybe we could just normalize it. Yeah, of course, it's a bodily function. Right, but for whatever reason, it's so embarrassing. Jana, thank you. Have a great day. So much. Oh, thank you. Oh, no.

Go ahead. Finish your sentence if you have one. Oh, there's so much stigma around massage. therapy as being, so many people sexualize it. And because it does in the sex trafficking and the prostitution community, it is such a cover. But there is so much medical benefits to massage therapy that it just, we want the massage therapy to be moved away from that. So women that have boyfriends or husbands that get massage that are actual massage therapists

and aren't covers for prostitution and they need to take their mind away from it. Oh, he's going to get this, but he's actually really going to a massage therapist. I agree with that. Anytime I've ever been hurt, first thing I do, call a massage therapist and hold in my toots the whole time. Hey, thank you for that call. Let's see. We have time for the news, huh Ray? Still?

All right, let's go. Hit the news. Bobby's Big. Story. It turns out, cheese is not really bad for you after all. Have you heard? No. Cheese is the word.

Several recent major studies have found cheese got an unfair reputation in the past. And quote, there's no evidence that leads to gaining away heart disease or diabetes. It might even be a little bit good for you. Who did this? Is it a Cheese Council study? This comes from Wisconsin. Interesting. So they found out that what really makes you gain weight are refined grains, potatoes, processed meats.

Cheese didn't really cause people to gain weight. Sometimes it helped people lose fat. The dean of the Tough School of Nutrition Science in Massachusetts says, quote, there's almost no evidence. Cheese causes weight gain. And in fact, there's evidence that it's neutral at worst. I like this story. I'm going to wait for another one to come down or two because we've just been trained to think cheese is bad.

but I'm going to go ahead and go I'm going to put this in the pile to look back on in a couple months what's next? What's the next celebrity fad diet? All cheese all time? That one I'm into. That'd be nice. Come on, Paltrow. Start that one up over at Goop. Let's do another story.

Bobby's other story. Okay, one less seat in for the space flight. Are we redrawing names later? Are you going to pay the money? Yeah. Okay. Lunch bikes has matched. Yeah.

I mean... This is what happened on the show. We all put in 20 bucks. We're five of us. Lunchbox's name was the last one out. He is nominated to go to space. Have we already put his name in yet? Have you already signed it?

Yeah, he's in. He's for the hat. No, no, no. I'm saying, have you already put the money into this? Well, no, I haven't paid because I knew we're doing this. Great. So I'm waiting. And so Lunchbox has matched that $100 to have us redraw.

But this time, there are three. There are seven people in. Okay. We're going to draw maybe next segment. Okay, everybody? By the way, it looks like two seats remain on the flight, a bone cancer survivor to join the billionaire on the SpaceX flight. After beating bone cancer, Haley Arsino figures rocketing into space. She'll be a piece of cake. She'll be the youngest American in space. When she was 10, she had surgery at St. Jude to replace her knee and got a titanium rod in her thigh bone.

Still limp, suffers occasional leg pain, but has been cleared for flight by SpaceX. She'll serve as the cruise medical officer. She's 29 years old. She's a physician assistant. Pretty cool, huh? I love that. I feel like if we go to space, that's a good... Go with someone, yeah, who's already... They've defied the odds. So, therefore, like, would something...

Another bad thing really happened to them? I feel safer going with her. Well, we'll draw again in a minute and see who the new person will be nominated by the show. Please don't let it be me. And by the way, Mike D. is also getting married this summer. He's our head writer on the show.

And he hired a mariachi band for his wedding, right, Mike? I did. Are they expensive? They're pretty expensive. I was reading this story because they sent a mariachi band to Ted Cruz's house because you know he went to Cancun while Texas was suffering so here's a clip it's just music they sent a mariachi band to his Houston home

the tough thing about a mariachi band if you're at a restaurant and they come up to you and they're playing right by your table you have to tip them when they're playing right at your table and you're like you can enjoy the music when it's a table over yeah that's the best one you're like this great they're over there staring at that table while they're eating but when they come to your table you're like oh well And you also feel this weird pressure, like the musicians are watching me eat.

Well, they're not going to play unless you tell them, like, I want a song. Nope, not true. That's the ones I've been. Really? They go table to table. Dang, those guys are forceful. They are. It's like the window washer.

When you're at a traffic light, they don't ask you, would you like your window one? They wash it, and then they go, uh, come on. Give me a dollar. And sometimes you don't have a dollar. Okay. Let me mention this too while we're talking about the news. On Friday at 8th Central, right? Yes.

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A purple, hashtag Pimp and Joy collegiate pullover. And again, these are going to sell out like crazy on Friday. 8 Central is when they will go up at. Bobby Bones.com. The sweatpants I'm definitely excited about. But just know that, yeah, it's something you can get that's going to go towards great causes. But then when you wear it, you can, it's a reminder for you to choose joy and then spread joy to others. And then also, like, B-teamers wear it.

And when you're wearing Pimpin' Joy, you run into people. Like at airports or other cities or restaurants, and you know it's like this thing where you see each other and you're like, oh, Pimpin Joy, Bobby Bone Show listener. So. You're just not allowed to be mean to people in it. Oh, yeah, no. That's a rule. be a Walmart asking for the manager, Karen, and a pimping joy shirt. Yeah, no, there's been times I've had to check my attitude and I look down and I realize,

oh, okay, I'm wearing Pimp and Joy, I need to get it together. Make a note on your phones, because we're not going to have a ton of it, and it always sells out super fast. On Friday at 9 Eastern 8th Central, you'll be able to hop on and grab some Pimp of Joy stuff at Bobbybones.com. We all put in 20 bucks, and then Lunchbox's name was drawn last. So he was getting nominated to go to space. with that 100 entries. It's like a raffle with St. Jude. And so he said I'm gonna match that. I'm gonna pay another hundred dollars

to go back into the hat and we're all being drawn again. Everybody good? Yeah? The last person standing we will nominate to go to space on this space, what's it called? Space X? Space... Inspiration four. There you go. You don't have Scoopas' microphone? No, it ain't up. Okay. No, I don't hear you. Okay. Scoobo Steve is gonna draw in the hat we have seven names Bobby, Amy, Eddie, Lunchbox,

Ray Mundo, keep scrolling for me. Morgan number two and Mike D. Come on. However, because Morgan number two wants to go, I don't feel like she should be in it. I think it should be anyone who's miserable at the notion of it.

But for those of us that are miserable, having her in there decreases our odds. Yeah, I just paid $100. I need more people in the hat. Okay, fair enough. But if she gets it, it's not that fun for us because she wants to go to space. But it's fun for her because it's like a raffle for her. That's still going to be scary for her.

Oh, she's terrified. She's trying to act tough. Yeah. All right, whatever. Are we ready, Scooper Steve? The first person not going to space will be... Oh, please be me. Please be me.

It is Amy. That's twice in a row. Scuba really shake them up, dude. Come on. Well, your name could have been next and you're making him shake it all. Oh, it's true. The next person We'll never know.

That's not going to space is Yeah, yeah. Come up. To be it to my left. Bobby! Yeah! Hi-five! Okay, guys.

This is so stupid. I really need Morgan number two to be out because anybody going for joy is not joyful for me. How about me? Next person up. The person up is Mikey!

Mikey! Oh, boy. I am going home if this happens. I'm going home. By the way, Scoob is shaking the hands. hat up right here in front of us. It's on camera. No funny business happening. Close your eyes, Scuba. Hey, close my eyes.

Next person up. Come on. Ramundo! Oh, my goodness. I just don't believe this. Close your eyes. Close your eyes right now. There are four people left. Eddie, lunchbox, Morgan number two, and Mike D. The next one. No, Mike D's out. Oh, there's only three left.

That's it. You've got to be kidding. You hold that lunchbox, how you feel it right now. That's so stupid. This is so stupid. This is exactly why I, I was a little hesitant not to pay the $100 because I know the world is against me for some reason. The last year has been awful to me. And here we go again. Out of all these people.

And my name is still there. This is so dumb. Next person that is eliminated and will not go to space is. Let is. Yeah. Yeah. I don't even know my name's in the freaking out. Okay, hold on.

I am so. It's amazing. We're split here, right? It's the person that we want to see the most versus the person. This is so dumb. Yeah. I don't Listen, man

Could it be the murder house you went to, you think? That's what I'm saying Could it be the lottery walk under? I sacrificed myself for the show And this is how I get repaid This is so dumb Can we all just vote and say Hey, let's let Morgan number two have it?

Okay, let's take a vote Should we just let Morgan number two have it? No No I mean, let's just keep drawing That's what we said we were going to do Lunchbox, do you want to draw the final name? Yeah, I do

Lunchbox is going to draw the final name yourself You're going to draw your own I better draw my own Hold it up high. Hold it up high. Lunchbox. Oh, wow. He's gonna draw. Don't look. Don't look at the paper yet. Why did you do this to yourself? Don't look at the paper.

If he draws, okay. He wants to draw his name because he's eliminated. All right. Open it up. Open it up, Lunchbox. You drew the last name. Did you see it? If you... Go to your microphone. If that's Morgan number two in your hand, you have lost again. I know I'm lost because Scoobo automatically started laughing. He looked at the sheet of paper. This is amazing.

You drew it. I'm looking under the table. You drew it. Go ahead. Morgan number two. Oh, no. There's no way. There's no freaking way.

Let me see the other sheet of paper. I'm going to my name on it. And you drew it yourself. How does that make you feel? I mean, even worse than they did before. This is awful. He already paid the other money, Scuba? He has paid me nothing, yeah.

He stills me $120. Oh, no. Look, man. Well, now, yeah. You got cash in there? That's how I roll. Well, ballers roll with cash. You don't have cash.

There's a, no, $120. That's two hundies. You got change? What do you think he is? A cash register? Hey, when you baller, you ball, what can I say? You always got to have $100 in your pocket.

Just make sure people know you got money. Now he's putting on his tough exterior. Gosh. All right, so another hundred we redraw. Now it's 200. Because you've got to match the pot. Oh, he has changed. Dang it, I don't want to go my hundreds.

20, 40, 60, 80. Okay. Sorry, watchbox. Yeah, that's... No, you're not sorry. This could actually be a really cool thing. No, we can't. Okay, Amy, then go.

You're one of the few people in the world that would go to... Yeah, yeah. Okay, can do it. Are you going to match it? Let us know now. The 200 are we going to submit it today? Give me a minute. I mean, I'm emotionally distraught right now. I don't know how that happened. You drew it yourself.

I understand. I drew that. But how did I make it all the way through there to the final two? Oh, you think that. So you want to draw everyone's name next time? The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable private nonprofit Christian university based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. They say higher education is outdated, irrelevant. Well, GCU doesn't settle for the status quo.

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Or don't slip up, I guess. The wife of El Chapo was arrested in the United States and accused of helping her husband run his multi-billion dollar cartel and plot his escape from Mexican prison of 2015. you couldn't get someone to do it El Chapo that wasn't your wife. That just feels dirty like he got her to do it. Because you know they're watching her. Yeah, or she's just that loyal.

And, you know, love makes you do crazy things. They have two daughters. So she's been charged. She's in trouble. And now she shall go to jail for a long time. But why would she fly to the United States? That's what I don't get is she was in Washington-Dolice Airport. Just stay in Mexico.

Like, what are you doing? I guess that's like us telling people, don't drive. You're rich. get an Uber, get a driver, and they still drive. If they've been drinking. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Thank you. Do I not say that part? Nope. You just said, don't drive. If you're rich to stay at home. If you're rich, I wouldn't drive. That too. Don't leave your house.

If you can pick one age the rest of your life, you just stay at that age. But you can't be 18 with the money that you've made at 40, with the things that you've learned at 32, right? So what age would you be, Amy? I'm going with... my age right now, 39. I probably could go older, but I don't really know what's going to come in my 40s. But at 39, yeah, I like the wisdom that I have and the knowledge I've gained this last year, not only about myself, but a lot of things.

So, and I feel great. I don't feel, not that you shouldn't feel great at 39, but I don't feel 39. So I don't mind being 39. A new survey asks people if they could choose one age to be the rest of their lives, what they choose? The most common answer was 36. Oh, okay. The survey also found more than half people say they look around five years younger than they actually look or feel.

Why are you pointing at me? Because you look younger than you look. Most of these people are just saying they think they do, but they don't. But you do. Oh, thank you. You're welcome. Hey, thank you. Lunchbox, what age would you?

Look, I would have said 21, but that's too young. So I would say 25 because I already was getting some fame at that point. I had my own house and it was like a brothel. I was bringing chicks back all the time. Okay, that's not something that's funny to say. That's the knowledge you need. Yeah, you still don't have the knowledge. No, it was like when I was in my prime.

No, you could just say it was like a revolving door of girls. You don't have to go brothel. Yeah. Who goes? I'm good. Eddie? Yeah, no, mine's the opposite of that. And that was the game changer for sure was the knowledge and everything.

So I'm going to go 40. I'm 41 now, about to be 42. I'm going to go 40 because I just, I changed a lot in my life. I really embraced being a dad. We got foster kids at that point. And then my marriage was the strongest at that point. And I just kind of realized the important things in life. And it all happened when I was 40.

So let's do that. Ramundo, what about you? Easily 16. You can't beat Sweet 16. I was playing sports and I just started driving. So you kind of got that freedom. Honestly, it doesn't beat that. Guys have Sweet 16.

No guy does. Did you really say you were sweet 16? Yeah, limo came and picked me and my brother up at the school. You had a sweet 16 party? Yeah. It was the biggest one. The most we celebrated for a birthday was 16. What else did you do there?

Went and got pizza, had all our friends in there, limoed up and down, went back to my parents' house, continued the party. We were playing video games. It was awesome. I would go right now for me. Which is? Yeah, right now. Today. But for people that don't know your age.

Oh, 28. It's 40. I'm 40. But it would be right now. Like, I physically am good. Like, I'm good. And also, I've just got engaged. Like, all that's really important to me.

So, like, right now, it's cool that most of us feel like in the last couple years we've kind of hit our stride. That's great. I think that's inspiring people to hear, too, that maybe are a little scared to getting older. Maybe we've got a 32-year-old out there listening going, I don't know if I want to get older. Hey, man, it's rocking for me. Yeah. Like, I'm just now starting to figure this thing out. Well, does it mean, like, yeah.

everything's great, but you get a, with age, if you put in the work, you get a certain perspective that allows you to navigate some of the things through life and appreciate them. Yeah, mostly that perspective is I don't have time for bullcrap people give me that I don't care about. That's it. I ain't wasting my time on people that there's no need to waste time on. People are situations. Don't got to fake it anymore.

Don't like it. Don't do it. That's it. Usually people don't do that until they're really old, but yeah, good for you. Has Amazon ruined the name Alexa? Dad is showing that no one is naming their kids Alexa anymore. That would be such a curse. To name your kid Alexa now.

Like I know people whose kid is named Alexa and they're like four or five, six years old. They were pre-Alexa. They were. And it's a great name. But it's tough because Alexa is now just known as the person you talk to inside the little computer. whatever whatever model that thing is that's spying on you in your house

that's what you call it Alexa you have an Alexis duo yeah I have a the TV one Alexa the echo I can video with people she's spying on all the things yeah Alexa in the United States dropped to 6,000th place

I can't think of 1,000 names how was there 6,000 places I know it's a lot of names that is a lot of names but yeah Alexa what's another name that you wouldn't name a kid

because it's so synonymous. Siri, Karen is... No, no one in their kid's Siri anyway. Eddie, that you would name your kid. Eddie's like, Big Bird. No, that was never a kid's name. Yeah, Karen's a good one, lunch,

Karen's a good one. I'm trying to think if there's... It'll probably take 20 years for that one to go away and to start again. El Chapo. Chester. Chester. Well, because of that.

But I'm saying that's why, because when anybody hears that name, it just rhymes. Can you guys think of any other names? I never knew my name was an old person's name Until about three months ago Bobby? Yeah But is it? I feel like Bob is

Well I was like Caitlin and I were talking about our names And I was like I got a young name Bobby It's not Bob, it's not Robert And she was like look and see what year that That name was most popular So I went and it was like 1927 or something Or 1930, yeah And it shows the scale of people being named Bobby

And a little bit I've been hurt by that. I thought I had a young man's name. 1930 is the year. Bobby gained the most popularity as a baby name in 1930 when usage went up 130%. I wonder what happened with the Bobby there in 1930. There you go, thank you guys. But you're just Bobby. You're not even Robert.

I'm not Bobby, no. No, no. I'm not Robert, no. I'm not Bob. And I'll never be Bob. Bob to me sounds like you almost have to be bald to be named Bob. When people call you Bob, it's like the record screeches like, What? Like, what do you just call? They call him that? Yeah. Some of the people are like, hey, Bob, like they're trying to go a little too quick on that we're buds. But my buds don't call me Bob.

Hey, Bob, come over here for a second. And I'm like, one, we just met. And two, that's not my name. Our CEO is Bob and he has a full head of hair. I know, that's true. But I'm telling you, my mind, I think of a Bob as being a guy that's bald. Bob Ross had a lot of hair. True.

There's no logic to why I think this. Bob Barker had hair too, huh? Yeah, he's still a lot. Okay. Oh, has. Is he still alive? Are you sure? Really?

Staying new to your pets, are you sure? Good for him. Yeah, I think he is, guys. We celebrate him for just... He's 97 years old. He's 97. Wow. He would fall into that game we play sometimes of is the celebrity alive or dead. Okay, let's play a quick, quick round.

Betty White. Alive. Alive. Right. Pat Sejack. Alive. Alive. Yeah, he's the real fortune. That's correct.

How about... Sean Connery. He's alive. He just died. He just died. What? Right? Didn't Sean Connery just die?

I thought he was like young. How about Tony Bennett? He's alive. He's alive. And he still sings with Lady Gaga. Barely. I think he just said, no. No, no.

Didn't he come? There weren't a story the other day. He was just barely alive. That's what the story said? Yeah, it said Tony Bear was barely alive. That wasn't the story. The story was he's been dealing with dementia. Oh, that didn't say Tony.

been barely alive. That's tragic. Well, let me give him a shot. He can sing amazingly. I saw him in concert. What is happening? He was great. Between the brothel.

Him and Lady Gaga put on a great show. Okay, how about... Sorry, Tony. Let's see. Let's see. Celebrities here. Okay. That's a fun game.

I was looking for Mike to give me something. Mike's giving me... I tried to do this game a while back. Remember, but they were all dead? And I was like, oh, this isn't a fun game? And he gives us eight people. We were like dead. Dead.

Yeah, I'm like, well, that wasn't a funny. We just get sad at the game. Dick Van Dyke. I don't know. I don't know who he is. Yeah. Okay. Dead.

Of course I know who Dick, and Doug is. Dick. That's an old name. That's all the name. You know, like, that's just like, wrong. Ain't no kids being named Dick anymore. Well, it's technically Richard. I get it.

But still, I don't know why you would ever make that transition of like, you know what? Yeah, go ahead and make my. nickname Dick. Because I think there was a different connotation in the old days. Okay. Dick Van Dyke is alive. Oh.

Oh, see, guys? What about Julie Andrews? Who? She's dead. She's alive. She's alive. God, I've killed everyone. Julie Andrews, Mary Poppins, the original. Somewhere. Wait, just the sound of music.

I was watching this video of Julie Andrews. It was like maybe the Oscars, way back in the day, is black and white. And the story was that Julie Andrews got passed over for she was doing a show on Broadway. They were doing a movie on that show and they didn't cast her and so they went and cast Audrey Hepburn. She was like, wait, I'm a big actress. You're not going to cast me? So she got turned down for the role. Instead, she went and took Mary Poppins as a fallback. Well, no one expected Mary Poppins to be nominated for any Academy Awards.

Mary Poppins gets nominated for every Academy Award. She wins best actress. She goes up to give the speech, it's in black and white. She's very sweet. And she goes, I like to thank, she's thinking people and then she thinks director, except it wasn't her director. It was the director that turned her down for the movie that she didn't get. And the crowd's like, ah! And it was like, that's like 1930 shade right there. That's really cool. Carol Burnett?

Dead. Alive. Alive. 87 years old. Oh my gosh. I got to stop guessing. Valerie Bertinelli? Alive. You guys are the name of people I never heard of.

Oh, I think unfortunately. Rest in peace. Unfortunately, she hosts kids baking championships. Unfortunately. Oh, man. What did it all be unfortunate, by the way? Anytime you have to pick someone to, Well.

Okay. We're done. It's time for a Raymundo announcement. I thought maybe we'd hold off for a little bit on this, but Raymundo now thinks he's going to be on the Big Brother show. Like for sure, he's calling it right now. Right, right? Yeah, so I ended up, I was getting tagged on Instagram,

ended up finding one of the new producers for Big Brother, their Instagram. And he even put a post up and he said, if you feel like you should be nominated for Big Brother or you like somebody in your friend's circle, nominate them and he and I messaged them and I go hey man I've always loved the show I've applied so many times I even applied this season and I go do you think I have a shot and so I was a little nervous it took him a couple days and then finally he responds to me yeah and I'm like oh my gosh oh my gosh I pull up the message and he goes we've had so many people tag you recommend you reference you he goes dude

you're definitely on our radar and April 1st is the day you will hear by Yay! Wow! That's awesome. Ray made it sound like to me he was for sure on the show. Oh. The feedback I got and the fact that he even responded to me, I think, was pretty positive. But he goes, don't, you know, don't just sit out and wait it for the entire year.

But remember that date in April? And as long as you applied online, he's like, dude, things are going in the right direction for you. But, I mean, he can't tell me definitively. But, I mean, that was a great feeling. A good positive direction move for sure. Why don't we line them up? I can talk to him, yeah I've been messages

them DM on Instagram I'd like to talk to him on the show Ray Mundo's dream is to be on Big Brother What day to get in rate did he tell you? April 1st so a month and a half I wouldn't trust it That's April Fool's Day, bro Yeah

Good call I mean usually that is when it is Because they film during the summer I don't know what to tell you I was looking at your Instagram To see if he looked at you and thought you'd have a shot Because you know they'll put some people on Just based on their following

Ray Mundo has 114,000 Instagram followers, solid. His name is just Sizen on there. I mean, his screen name is S-Z-N-Ramundo, but it just says Sizan. He writes, Texas State represent, I-Heart Media, YouTube, YouTube, YouTube, no, angel investor. YouTube.

No, angel investor. Yeah. I guess both of those are weird. Ray, how are you an angel investor or anything? Me and Billy. I mean, I give him $10 here. to invest in something he gives me $10. So, I mean, it's not stuff I talk about, but they're out there.

$10? I mean, sometimes 50, sometimes $100. But I mean, I don't like to necessarily say the companies, but I put a little bit in here. A buddy needs some help with a startup. Here you go. Here's $20, you know. $20. Most angel investors are like these guys that are like, yeah, put $10 million to do this.

Right. And you don't want to say what you're angel investing in? No, because, I mean, that's not really my point of it. My point is to just help a friend out. And if it blows up, I mean, then I become, I make money. If not, I mean, a lot of them are going to fail, which I'm fine with. Have you made any money off being an angel investor? At this point, no.

But, I mean, I'm hopeful. And then why do you have YouTube written your profile? If you search me on YouTube, I've got tons of videos on there through the show. You mean the show has you incited the show's videos? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, YouTube's a big platform. So I put on there on my YouTube.

star. Oh my goodness. Yeah! Okay, see if you can get this producer to come on the show. I think if we talk to him, it's a guy, right? Yep. And everybody go tag name, Ray? Everybody go tag on Instagram, tag you?

Chris E casting on Instagram. C-H-R-I-S, the letter E, and then casting. Yeah! Okay. We want everybody to go over there and tag Raymundo and say, hey, put Raymundo at Cizan-Ramundo on Big Brother. Can everybody do that today? Yes. Of course. You guys will do that? Okay.

And Ray, you will leave the show, but you will come back to the show. You will not move and try to start your Hollywood dreams after this, right? Is that a confirmation? Correct. A lot of people leapfrog it in L.A. I mean, not me. I love it here in Tennessee, honestly. What other person from Big Brothers ever

done big things after? There was a doctor, Will Kirby. He ended up launching a pharmaceuticals company, and then he ends up doing a bunch of skin care, laser away. They turned it into a lot of different things. It's not just Big Brother, oh, go to appearances, they're able then to, if they have a product, then they blow

it up, all that kind of stuff. Okay. He was already a doctor, though, before, right? Correct. Okay. Yeah, I mean, he had certain, probably innovative, he created this thing, but then he was given this platform. So, Bobby, this is what he can blow up the Bobby Bone Show. All right, Ramundo, we got you back. Yeah!

Here are your top three songs in country music this week. At number three, Parmali, and Blanco Brown just away. I love you just away. At number two, Luke Combs, Better Together. Some things just go better together. And probably always will

like a cup of coffee and a sunrise. And at number one, Darius Rucker, Beers and Sunshine. The number one pop song is from Ariana Grande, 3435. Can you stay up on next?

Let me to the day night 3435 We've talked about this You know what that means now Eddie, you know what that means, right? No, I don't. Ariana Grande's song 3435

Maybe Maybe she's feeling in between those ages Okay, listen to it again If you'll start this over at the beginning Ray, just that clip Can you stay up all night I'm assuming with your kids You've heard this song

Yeah, of course 3435 Your guess is she's in between those ages Just feeling it. Yeah, she's feeling like, I don't know, somewhere around 34, 35. But in reality, she's doing like 26 or something, right? Maybe she's feeling older that day. Interesting.

No, that's not it. Any other guesses? She's trying to stay up in the middle of the night. Maybe she's on military time. Well, there's no 34 hour. You're right. You're right. She's 27 years old, by the way.

No, I got nothing, man. What happens when you add 34 and 35 together? Oh, it's your number. Hey, also, look at my shirt. Where'd you get that? Somebody sent me... Oh, Mike signs our friend, sent me a Razorback Football T-shirt,

and you could put your name on the back out with like a jersey, so it says bones and the number 69. Oh. That's ridiculous. We're 10 years old. That's what that song means. And then the number one hip-hop song.

Badi-adi-adi-a-di-a-di-a-di-a-di-a-di-a-di-a-di-a-di-a-di-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a. Yeah, Megan the Stallion. There you go. That song is catchy. The whole hook is... Body, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada. It's so simple that I hear some of my songwriter friends go, oh, I could have done that.

Okay, well, what did you do it? I know, that's always your response. Why didn't you do it? If you could have done it, why didn't you do it? Why don't you make millions of dollars with some really catchy simple hook? I couldn't think of yada, yada, yada, yada. It's like when Sam Hunt blew up everyone's spot with body like a back road. Oh, maybe we could have written that.

You haven't then. You still haven't now. That's it. And I'm going to ask you this in favor. if you're listening live or on the podcast, if you wouldn't mind going over and rating this podcast, give it all. How many stars, Mike?

Give it five stars and write us a nice review because sometimes people go over there and like to say mean stuff about us. We don't like that. Do we team? No. All right. Thank you guys.

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