The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby Asks Jason Aldean For Marriage Advice + Eddie Used To Sleep With Something Weird + One Second Of A Country Song Game!

Episode Date: April 6, 2021

Bobby talks to Jason Aldean about him returning to live shows, collaborating with Post Malone, wedding advice and if he’d ever have more kids. Eddie reveals he used to sleep with a police scanner and how his wife had a problem with it. We play the '1 second of song' game: 90’s country edition. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Over on the phone, ready to talk. Is Marlowe in Tampa, Florida. Marlowe, good morning. Thank you for calling. What's going on? Hi. I was looking for some advice because I'm getting married.

I'm trying to narrow down my guest list. And my mom and I are butting heads because I think she should remove some of her calls. friends that I've never met and I, she thinks I should remove some of my friends. So I was just wondering what you thought. So is it your wedding or your mom's wedding? Let me just ask this officially. It's my wedding. And I understand your mom wanting to invite her friends. And you should feel good about that because she's wanting to show off, right? She's proud of you. She's proud of what

you've done in your life. She's proud of the wedding you're having. I think that's great of her wanting to invite her friends. However, if it comes to you having to sacrifice, people that you want at your wedding for your mom's college friends? Get out of town, Mom! That's crazy. Yeah, you're loco. As Eddie would say, that's loco. I think you can have a slight compromise, not even a full compromise. You say, listen, Mom, these are people I want in my wedding. This isn't the only time that I'm going to get married, unless you've been married before. Have you been? No. Okay, good. Say, Mom, this is it. Like, I understand. I'm going to give you four people, a person and a guest

and a person and a guest but I want some of these people this is my wedding I haven't seen these friends in forever I think if you give her a slight compromise I think she probably caves a little bit but I think you are in the right for feeling this way

are you kidding me that's all go the only thing that Caitlin and I are not well we weren't fully on the same page is I've been an idiot and thank God she's dialed in and I mentioned on the show she wakes up and goes

hey did you invite so and so and it's like I didn't. Crab. Yeah. And she was like, do you want to? And I'm like, yes, I don't know why I never thought about inviting them to the wedding. We're three months out, four months out, or whatever, from our wedding.

And I was like, oh, no. And she goes, okay. So she started adding up the sides. And she goes, man, because of all your work, people, you can have so many more people on your side than mine. Oh, yeah. And I'm like, we have sides at weddings. Yeah, yeah, traditionally. Why don't just everybody sit down?

It's like a baseball game. Yeah, sit down, shut up. Yeah, I don't know. It's always been weird, too, that you have, like, visitor or home team. Like, it's two sides. They're very strange. And now I think she fills the pressure to equalize. She's like, well, there were some people from, you know, this, my hometown, I can invite

to equal it out. Just to equal it out. Makes sense. That's what I said. So that's what we're kind of dealing with now, where I'm an idiot and I forgot to invite people that I want to invite. And I think she was actually, there were people, she wanted to invite some folks, but she had to make those hard cuts on the guest list.

And I think now that I'm being reminded to invite people, she's like, you know, I had to make some hard cuts. What if I just invite them to? That way our sides. Even the invite sides are equal. And I think she has a point. I think that's fair. Yeah, that sounds fair to me. But are you, when you look at it, though, is you still under the amount of people that you've wanted to keep it under?

Yes. And I don't think everyone's going to come that you send out an invite to. I don't know, man. When they find out who's coming to this wedding, they may walk out. That's not the point. I know. It's to celebrate y'all's marriage. We don't know it's coming.

You don't know who's coming. That's what's so cool about it, though. No, that's not making it a reality show. Stop it. Marlowe, good luck with that. I think hopefully your mom will understand. You sound like a reasonable person, so you must have come from someone who's pretty reasonable too.

But just know, her intentions are to be proud of you and to show you off and the wedding off. But just slight compromise. After you have that conversation, will you call us back and update us? Yes, I will. Thank you so much. I appreciate it. All right, bye, Marlowe.

You can give her a little bit. You just can't give her all. compromise like he said. Or none. You don't want to do none either. Let's open up the mailbag. You send an email and we read it on the air. It's something we call Bobby's Mailbag.

Yeah. Dear Bobby Bones, they write. I would like to remain anonymous, but I really need your advice. I'm a high school senior who currently works at a retail store. I was unofficially asked to reasonably step into a manager position at the store, but I don't know what to do. On one hand, this is a wonderful opportunity that will give me good experience. and look good on my resume.

But on the other hand, I'm going to college full time next year. I'm afraid I might be stretched too thin if I take the manager position also. Here's my question. Is this a time when I should dig in and work hard or am I being unrealistic in my commitments? Thank you for your advice.

Signed a conflicted senior. That's a good question. This is what I would say. If you don't financially have to go be the manager, don't be the manager. When you go to college for the first time, your world's like this. your whole life changes.

If you have to to pay for college, to pay for your apartment or dorm, to pay for car insurance, then I get it. That's necessity. But you're talking about your resume. You're 17 years old.

You got plenty of time to create that resume. You got plenty of time to hurt that resume, create that resume, hurt that resume. You're just back and forth. If you don't have to be the manager and you don't need the money,

don't be the manager. Don't do it just because it's an opportunity presented to you because you're going to have a lot of opportunities that you miss in school if you're not available and free. And I'd say that as someone who didn't, you know, who didn't get to take advantage of a lot of college

because I had to work the entire time. I had a full-time job. So from someone who did what you're being asked to do, if you can afford not to do it, don't do it. That's my advice. Eddie, what do you think about that? I'm with you. And I think on top of that,

if the company feels like he's so mature and responsible to be a manager at 17, after college, he's going to rock it. Like, he already is a step above everyone else. I was not asked to be a manager at 17 years old. I don't think a lot of 17-year-old kids are asked to be managers. So that's cool. But I also think if he takes it, he's stuck there forever.

Well, I don't think you're stuck there forever, bud. It's not jail. They didn't commit a crime. You know, you've been a manager, then general manager. Next thing you know, you're the CEO of the company. Well, that's pretty good, though. He's 19. Right.

He's run a banana republic. Yeah. I'm going to say, do what you have to do, but if you don't have to do it, don't do it. And you asked, is it time to dig again and do the hard work? Yes, but not there. It's a new, once you go to college, it's the next, let's say, after you graduate high school, it's the next chapter of your life period.

Whether you go to college or you go to work or you go to the military, that's the next that's the next big chapter. Like, that's the one that shoots you into your next, you know, chapter three. Yeah, and when those opportunities come then, then you start taking those opportunities and it leads you to places you'd never thought you'd ever be. When you were 17 years old, what job did you have? 17 years old, I worked at the news station. Running teleprompter.

At 17. 17. I didn't know you were that young doing that. Part time, teleprompting, and then later on I became an editor. Then I went to college and then went back to news. So you would just type in the stuff in for the news anchors? For the 5 o'clock newscast. That's pretty cool as a kid.

Yeah, it was cool until your elbow accidentally hit it. And then it was like fast and the anchor starts freaking out. He's like, uh, hold on. In the news day, there were three murders. Yeah. And then you're like, crap, I'm only 17 years old. Don't get mad at me. Lunchbox, what did you?

do when you were 17? 17. I was working at Dunkin' Donuts, working the drive-thru window, making donuts, and then about nine months into my 17th year, I switched to Sam's Club where I push shopping carts all day long. I was busing tables because I'd already moved up from dishwasher by the time. I started as a dishwasher, but I was such a good dishwasher that they moved you out of dishwashing. And you start going out into the restaurant, cleaning up? Which you would think, if you're really good at your job, they give you more of your job to do. I was crushing dishes because I knew I hated it. I was disgusted by it and if I did a great job, they'd get me out of there. So I'm from dishwasher to Busboy, eventually from Bus Boy to

waiter and then eventually from Waiter to, you know, Hobby Lobby. Yeah. And then you're looking at it. I did golf course maintenance. How long did you do that? Was that like a year? Two years? That is rough. That was the hardest job because at least this job where I wake up with the butt crack of dawn and have something fun to do. That job, I wake up with the butt crack of dawn and I was just weedie. for hours. But that's what made us, right? That's it. Hey, thank you for the email. Don't take that manager job if you don't have to.

Let's close the mailbag. We've got your email and we read it on your air. Now it's time to close Bobby's Mailbag. Yeah. You can email us anytime. Morgan, what's that address? Mailbag at bobbybones.com. I texted Mike last night and I said, hey, is that Godzilla versus King Kong Good?

I don't really care about either one, but the commercials kind of have me. Yeah, it looks good. But it does look pretty good, and I have HBO Max, so I can watch it for free. And so I texted him, I said, hey, Caitlin and I were looking for something to watch. And I said, well, Caitlin like it? He goes, no. But I might. You would like it, yes. I would like it.

Even though I don't care about Godzilla. I really didn't care about them before they were in a movie together. I watched it, and I loved it. So what do you give it? I give it 3.9 out of five burning buildings. It's good enough to where I was entertained the entire time, but just not quite a four. 3.9th? Has that ever been given here?

I don't think so. I couldn't give it a four. Why? It was a little bit cheesy, but in regards to this movie, it works. Do those huge creatures fight over a city? Is that what it is? Yeah, they fight over a city. It's amazing.

It's basically two monsters wrestling the entire movie, so I loved it. For like two hours. Is there a good guy? Sort of. Not really? You'll find out you watch it. You don't want to tell me. No.

Because it spoils the movie? I think so. I'm uncomfortable watching when two good guys fight against each other. Oh. Whenever they had Iron Man and Captain America fight, I couldn't bring myself to war. watch that Marvel movie. Because I don't want to watch two people out rooted for fighting against each other. Right? Yeah. But you liked that one. Yeah, I did like that one. Who did you root for?

I rooted for Captain America. Over Iron Man? Yeah. How could you do that? Interesting. Iron Man's where it all started. I just thought in that situation, Captain America was in the right. Ramundo, what did you watch? I watched The Serpent on Netflix. It's one season, eight episodes, about 50 minutes each. It's based on a true story. Oh, it's not a movie. No, it's a show. What is it? So it's based in Thailand. it's another language, so you're going to have some subtitles. Sometimes they do English, which is nice. But you forget about it, so it's easy to follow.

But this guy, it's praise on tourists, and he puts stuff in their drinks, robs them, steals their diamonds, tries to sell diamonds. If you don't want his diamonds, he comes after you. And the guy went around forever, decades, overseas, Thailand, Asia, finally got him, and he's in jail. That is the good news. Wait, it's a true story.

Yeah, not a spoiler. Do you know this? No, I haven't seen it yet. It's called The Serpent? Yep. I struggle, though, when they go, hey, watch this show and read subtitles the whole time. That being said, we can't hear.

Our living room is kind of weird. Sometimes we can't hear. And so we put the subtitles on. We watched Last Chance of You. I'm all okay with subtitles when it's English. But I struggle. Whenever we watch that movie, the one you said was the best movie is.

Parasite. Yeah. About five minutes into it, I was fine with the subtitle. Exactly. After a while, you do get used to it. Why am I a subtitle hater? I don't know, man.

You got to stop that. What do you give it, Ray? I give it five diamonds out of five. Wow, that good. My warning is if you watch the first episode, you're going to sit there and binge for eight hours. So just be careful. It's really good. The Serpent on Netflix.

Sounds good. What have you guys watched? Anything lately? Okay, so we talked about Nomad Land and I told you I was going to eventually watch it. I eventually watched it. And it's good. Guys, it's really good, but I will warn you, it's sad as crap. Like, it's really sad.

It's just basically about this group of people, and they focus on one person. But there's group of people that just aren't happy with the way the world works, so they want to just kind of move from place to place in either RV or a van or whatever and they have these big, you know, areas that they get together and learn from each other on how to live off the land and it's called Nomad Land. But at the end, you realize the route of why they want to escape

and that's where it gets pretty sad. You watched it, Mike? Yeah. Did you like it? It's pretty good. It'll make you want to sell all your things and go on a road trip. Is it Best Picture?

Nominated, yeah. Did you know that? No, I knew it was part of the Oscars. I didn't know what award it was up for. What did you watch that on? It's on Hulu Hulu

What will I like more? Kong and Godzilla Or Nomadland Oh definitely Kong Kong Yeah But I don't know You like sad sometimes

And this definitely has Like a sad feeling Around the whole thing Lunchbox should watch anything Yeah I've watched Mean Girls for the first time Because my wife It always talked about

And you guys always Quote it And I'd never seen it So we were sitting around And my wife's like Let's watch it And we watched it That's all right

I think it's a little overhyped Maybe it's more about the time it was in, then now. Like, for example, people go, I just watch Friends for the first time. Overhyped. Yeah, because it's not 1999 right now. Like, at the time, Friends was great. And if you had some sort of connection to it, even

now, it's probably good. If you were connected to it then. But if you just watch it for the first time now, you're going, it's fine. Yeah. It's like that with a lot of things. Yeah. That came out a while back. The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. However, Eddie's kids, I love the Fresh Prince. He loves it. He loves Fresh Prince. And now he's watching Wonder Years, and he loves

that, too. Oh, yeah? Oh, he loves the Wonder Years. And I love the Wonder. I'm going back and watching the Wonder Years episodes. And they're like so many good life lessons in there. Like lessons that I don't even have to have with my kid anymore because he's learning from the Wonder Years. You just go, you're caught up. All right, son, that's love. Watch this episode. Hey, Ray, I saw they weren't bringing that main guy back for Bridgerton season two. Are you upset? No, we did a spin the wheel or whatever a drawing. I'm not watching season two. But you watch season one. I'm saying, are you up? He is the most drawworthy character, I would say. Out of all of them, it's a pretty attractive,

guy. He's kind of a BA. Rides around on a horse. All the chicks want him. He's a good dancer. B.A. is bad. Yeah, Ray's like, I don't know. And then he lists nine things about him. I'm saying. He was probably the best character. All the other ones were just weird guys that were awkward around chicks. So obviously, all the girls are going to want

the suave guy, which was him. You're the only one to watch Bridgerton here? I watched Bridgerton. Morgan, you watched it. Are you sad? Are you sad? The guy's not coming back? Yeah, he's the main character. And it doesn't really make sense that he's not coming back. I know they're changing the storyline. But he is the main reason that people decided to watch it? Like it was because of him.

Is he doing like Marvel stuff, Mike? Do you know? I think he's in an upcoming movie. Yeah. I guess he got big jobs now. We shouldn't worry about him. Okay. That's it. Movie Mike's movie podcast is out. One of the topics this week is if you can only watch one movie the rest of your life, what would it be? It's tough. This is on movie Mike's movie podcast. One movie. What do you watch? That's tough, but I like Forrest Gump over and over and over because it just covers so many different things. And it's extremely long. Yes, I'll take it. Ray? Wedding Crashers.

You're going to laugh the whole time. It's one of those you can always get a new pickup line if you watch it that you messed out on the first time. Lunchbox? I had old school just because you want to laugh. You want to be in your living room laughing every time and every time you watch it, it's still funny. Morgan?

Sweet Home Alabama. It's a perfect rom-com and you can watch it on repeat and not really think about it. What's yours, Bones? Man on the Moon. Oh, good one. Just love the movie and love the documentary on Netflix. That doesn't count. But they did a documentary about the movie with Jim

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Tell me something good. The Hutchinson, Kansas Police Department sent out a Facebook post, and it said, there's a photograph, and we've launched an investigation, and we're looking for this person. And it was a picture of one of their officers mowing the grass. And they laughed and said, there's the story. This officer was cruising the neighborhood. He saw an elderly lady with health problems that was trying to mow her lawn.

He stopped her and said, what are you doing? She's like, I'm trying. It's overgrown. And the officer said, no, no, no. I will continue to do the rest of the lawn for you. So they got it on camera and they made a big joke about it. And they just want to say that he is awesome for doing this. and they wanted to just shine a little light on him.

I agree. He's awesome for doing that. What's his name again? His name is Officer Wells. Officer Wells from... From Hutchinson, Kansas. I bet you, Officer Wells listens to our show in Hutchinson. Good for you, Officer Wells. Good deal. That's what it's all about.

That was Tell Me Something Good. Ray Mundo put a game together. Ray, what is this game? It is one second of a 90s country song. I'm going to play it from the very beginning. One second. You guys have to name the song. I'm going to play this. Yeah.

Oh, you're in? Yeah, I don't know the answer, so... Let's go. Why not? Yeah. All right, so we'll do seven of them, okay? Non-illiminator style. Yes.

Stay in as long as you can stay in. Thank goodness. I was already sad. Ready, Ray. Yep. This is an example if you want it. Chattahoochie, Alan Jackson. Okay, well, let's take it easier.

It's an example. Right? Yep. Yeah, yeah. What do you mean, right? Stop it. Oh, I'd love speed around at this stuff. No, no, no.

No, no, everyone's in, no elimination. Come on. Okay, here we go. I'm in. All right, I'm in. You're going to give us three of them each time? Yeah, I can. Lunchbox?

Hillbilly bone. Eddie? Uh-oh. Indian outlaw. It's Indian outlaw. Yeah, Indian Outlaw. All right, I'll be. You're out.

Next up. I got cocky. Again? Mm-hmm. Last time. Okay. I got that. In.

I'm in. Yeah. lunchbox what do you have that don't impress me much Eddie what do we have one two three man I feel like a little bit Let's go girls You know I got a complaint

On the B team Facebook page about how they don't like 90s country What? They were like stop playing so many 90s country games All right I'm leaving the page Well I blocked them they can't listen to the show now I blocked them from Facebook the show everything All right next up I got that one

Yeah man I mean, that's easy, guys. Go ahead, lunchbox? My Maria. Eddie? My Maria. Good. My Maria.

Come on. My Maria. Here we go. Next one. Do you say, yeah? Yeah. Yeah. Lunchbox?

Write this down. Eddie, one, two, three? Write this down. There are three more. Do you know that one, Eddie? I mean, yeah. That's easy. Lunchbox?

Grundy County auction. Eddie, one, two, three? Sold. Yeah. It's sold. I think it's, yeah, sold and then parentheses, I think. I went down to the ground to county auction. All right, two left.

In. Simple. Lunchbox? Dust on the bottle. Eddie? Dust on the bottle. Dust on the bottom. Rio Williams.

Come on. Live down a third road. Next up, this is the last one. If it's a tie, Eddie, we'll go to speed around. Got it. Here we go. Oh, number seven, Eddie's stumbling out of the blocks. know this one.

Lunchbox, what you got? Ah, man, I got wide open spaces. Interesting. That's not right. Yeah, no, that's not right. Eddie, if you get this, because I think I have it. Do you do? Yeah. What do you have? I have written down watermelon crawl. Well, I have Joe Diffy pickup, man.

Oh, no! It's pickup. man, it's not watermelon crawling. Dang it. Let's just let's play for a second. Well, I got my first truck. When I was three, drove 100,000 miles on my knees. Halled marbles and rocks and thought twice before I hauled a Barbie doll bed for the girl next door. She tried to pay me with a kiss, and I began to understand.

There's something women like about a pickup man. Rush and peace, Joe Dibby. Eddie, I'm sorry. That's all right, Bones. You deserve that one. Keep a play as my song today. I saved a few hundred bucks. My first car was a pickup truck.

I was cruising the town, and the first girl I see was Bobby Joel Gentry, the homecoming queen. She flagged me down and climbed up in the cab and said, I never knew you were a pickup man. You can set my truck on fire and roll it down a hill, and I still wouldn't trade it for a good deal. I got an eight-foot bed that never has to be made. You know, if it weren't for trucks We wouldn't have tailgates

I met all my wives The traffic jams are just something We're me like about a pick-up man There you go Good win, bones, good win, congratulations And now I'll play my real song here You're unbelievable Oh

There you go Eddie, what happened near your house There was some guy barricaded into a hotel or something It was crazy, man So the cops had blocked the road, and they were just probably 50 plus cops surrounded the cracker barrel and a hotel or whatever. So how close to your house? I would say about five minutes from my house, just right before I get onto the interstate. And so I see a camera guy there.

And I always feel connected to camera guys because I used to work in the news. So I roll my window down. I'm like, hey, man, what happened? He said, all we know is somebody got shot. It's all we know. But, I mean, it was a big deal. It was 50 cop cars. They were blocking the road and everything.

But later when I got wherever I was going, I finally found out later what had happened. It was crazy. So there was a murder in Memphis, and the U.S. Marshals found out that the suspect for that murder was in that hotel there by my house, barricaded. They approached him. And then when they knocked on the hotel door, he had shot three shots towards the door, towards the officers, didn't hit anyone, thankfully. So they caused a whole SWAT situation. That's where I was driving by. That's where you came in.

Hey, that's where I was. And then they had kind of like swarmed the whole area. It was a six-hour ordeal. They had blocked the interstate because this guy was barricaded himself. And then to find out that he eventually just shot himself. And six hours later, they found him in his hotel room. How do they end up finding the guy? So they sent the SWAT has a drone that they sent into these places that just kind of with a camera.

And they get to survey the scene with a drone. And that's where they saw him laying there dead. So do they knock out a window, then fly the drone through? Yeah. I mean, I think there's a series of smoke bomb. and then robots and things like that and then they probably crack the door open and send the drone in. Well, you just got to know what's going on, don't you?

I always have to know what's going on. If there's a cop car in my neighborhood, guess who's walking the dog? This guy. I'm going to walk the dog towards there and look at the cop and everything okay. What's going on, man? Everything okay? So that's your way to get in as to be bopping by with the dogs. Almost make it look like I'm just going on with my day and oh, I happen to run into this. Like, everything okay? What's going on here, officer?

It's okay. It's fine. Just a so-and-so, whatever, a little heart attack. Okay. All right, thank you. You don't care. You can drive by a big scene. I'm not meant to be there. Oh, man.

I'm not meant to be there and I may actually handle what's going on. Bones, not only do I need to know, then when I'm in traffic, I roll the window down and tell the person next to me. Somebody got shot. Somebody got shot is what I found out. Were you a big gossiper in high school? No. But you know what? Ever since my dad always listened to the police scanner when I was a kid.

So when I went to college, he gave me a police scanner. I used to sleep with a police scanner because I needed to know what's going on. Something you didn't know about me You slept with the police scanner All the time And then when my wife and I started Seriously dating She's just like that's got to stop

You're not doing that anymore You tried to keep the police scanner In your room? Totally Because my dad did that The whole My whole childhood What was your dad's purpose of that?

Nothing just to find out what's going on in town Nosey? Yeah And one time bones He heard my brother getting pulled over I listened to the police scanner It was great I think that's when I got hooked

It's pretty funny What do you remember about that. So I remember he was outside, drinking beer, barbecuing, and he had the scanner going, and my brother was out with some friends. And then he heard, like, oh, you got so-and-so. He pulled over here, expired license, and going a little over the speed limit. So then my dad's just kind of perked up like, hey, that's your brother. This is your brother right here. Listen up. So then my brother got home a couple hours later, and my dad's like, so how did it go? It was great. Nothing happened? No, nothing. You didn't get pulled over by the cops? And he got busted,

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So Carrie Underwood was talking about listening to all kinds of music on CBS this morning. and they say, hey, what's on your playlist? And she said, well, it depends what I'm in the mood for, what I'm doing. And they said, well, what about when you work out? She listens to metalcore while working out. What? Here is a clip of Bow Down. Oh, dang, Carrie.

Carrie goes hard. That's awesome. Carrie goes really hard when she works out. That's scary to me. I don't get it. All I do when that music plays is my eyes get. wider like why would anyone listen to this? Play that from the top again, Raimundo. That is from the album Trauma

by the metal core band I Prevelle and it's a clip of the song Bow Down. Legit. So if you see Carrie on her Instagram doing some workouts, that's what's in her ears. Rodney Atkins sells his Nashville mansion for $1.25 million. Rodney Atkins and his wife Rose Falcon have sold their lavish home in a high dollar suburb of Nashville just after eight months on the market. Online property side show the couple received $1.25 million for their luxurious mansion. And it looks pretty sweet.

Nice little trees. I wonder where this is. They asked about $1.4 million for it. It's a five-bedroom four bathroom, 5,385 square foot townhouse. That's nice. There's a jacuzzi, double vanities. This goes on and on. It's a nice house.

Dang, I wonder where this is. And I wonder where he's going now. I probably live on backroad. Little George Street in 1982 and it makes me want to take a back road. There's some real money in writing songs, I guess. Oh yeah. The Friends Reunion Special, well,

finally filmed this week. I guess we've been waiting for a year, huh? It was supposed to originally shoot May 27th of 2020, but now it's being pushed back. And they don't think there's going to be a whole lot of editing to it because I think they're sitting around talking, right, Mike D? Yeah, it's interview style. which is kind of lame.

However, interview and then show us the clips you're talking about. Make us feel like we're inside. But didn't you see one recently that you really liked, Fresh Prince? And they convinced me from being totally lame to kind of lame. Okay, kind of lame. Yeah. The Fresh Prince one was really good. So I'm shifted a little bit from being completely disappointed.

I wish they would do like half and half, where half of it was them, then let me do the first half. The first half is them back in character. Ooh. Doing like 15 minutes of. of, hey, we're just catching up. Like, they're just sitting around in the living room as each other. Or the coffee shop.

Oh, coffee shop, though. They go back to the coffee shop in character and they do a scene. I don't know if the coffee shop would still be around. Oh, it would shut down. It's called something else now. Yeah, I don't know. And then the second half is them being interviewed as their real life people. That'd be cool.

So that'll be up on HBO Max real soon. Most people don't look at calories or fat before they eat a meal. I can tell you, I don't know that I've ever once in my life looked at fat. No. No. Oh, calories, yes. Sometimes at a restaurant, they'll put up the calories beside it, and I will make a decision sometimes.

I don't like it when they do that. I'm glad they do, but I don't like it when they do that. Makes you feel bad. It ruins my experience. I'm not going to a restaurant to... And even if I'm going to a healthy place, I kind of know what I should be getting. But I don't think I've ever looked at fat on the back of a can of something. No.

The one that shocks me, though, with calories are like nuts, pistachios or whatever. You're like, what, 10 of these? Like 150 calories? That's crazy. According to a new survey from the Pew Research Institute, half Americans don't really care what they eat. A very small minority of our country does spend a lot of time worrying about eating healthy. But most people, myself included when I'm eating healthy, I just eat healthy. I know what's healthy I go after.

But I don't look. Last Friday, a bunch of people wanted to get married lined up out the door of the marriage license office in Las Vegas because they wanted to get married the next day, which was 4321, which is 4321. Oh, because of the numbers. Because of the numbers. That's all right. Whatever. Back in the day, other big dates were 10, 10, 10.

So that would be October 10th, 2010. Or 11, 11, 11, December, no, November 11th, 2011. Or the biggest one they said was 777 in Vegas. Lucky numbers. Seven. It was the seventh day of the, seven months, seventh day. January 7th, May, June. July 7th, 2007.

I'll be honest, when you first started the story, I'm like, This is dumb. And then afterwards, like, it's actually kind of cool. No, no, I still feel like it's dumb. If I ever have to count on my fingers during a story, it's pretty dumb. Finally, what are the signs that made you realize you were middle-aged? I think one of mine, I'm wearing right now in my hand, it's a brace on my finger because I hurt my finger playing basketball.

You, Eddie? Yeah, my back hurts, my lower back. Feeling stiff, groaning when you've been down, picking comfort over style with your clothes. I'm not there yet. Thinking police officers, teachers, and doctors look really young, hating loud bars and needing an afternoon nap are the leaders there with feeling like your middle age. I think we've all kind of experienced that.

I've needed that afternoon nap, though, since about 23. Since about the time I took this job. All right, there you go. That's a pile of stories. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. Stay home is something good.

12-year-old Daisy Hampton wanted to do something for kids in her school that come from economically disadvantaged backgrounds. She started a nonprofit called Including You, peer-to-peer mentor group. And then when everybody started going to at-home learning, she's like, man, these kids don't have Internet. What are we going to do? They don't have computers.

So she started to GoFundMe and has donated 200 computers to kids around her school. Wow. I thought she was like going to go sit in their yard. She got 200 kids' computers. Yeah, and her GoFundMe is hashtag kids need connection. And you can go donate if you'd like to. How old is she, by the way?

She is 12 years old. Crazy. That's so cool. That's an amazing story. That is what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. Still for the next few days, taking over for Amy, as we do The Morning Corny. The Morning Corny!

When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it becomes a parent. Okay. A parent, get it? Yeah, like a parent. It's apparently a joke. A parent.

That was the morning corny. It kind of hurts people to laugh at these. I feel Amy's pain. We never laugh at her joke. Like I'm going, it becomes a parent, but apparent. I know. You feel her pain now? Yeah, like, I'm going to just start giving her some good laughs, even if I don't mean it.

I'm going to my own her shoes. I feel her pain. According to a new study, guys who use scented deodorant are considered more attractive by women than guys who don't. I guess I wear a scented deodorant. What scent? I don't know. grab green or red from the shelf. So it's either degree or old spice.

Well, no, it's, I don't, it doesn't matter what brand usually. I like the white chalky kind, though, more than the gel kind. And is that antiperspirant? No, no, no. I will literally go to Walmart and just grab one of them. I've had some that stunk and I can stay away from some of those, but mostly I think it's scented, but as long as it's white and chalky, I don't care. And I'll take a shower and put it on before bed.

And Caitlin will go, why are you putting on deodorant before you go to bed? you're just putting chemicals on you to sleep. I'm like, why don't want to be funky? Exactly. As we're laying in bed. So we kind of have this, I don't put a lot on before I go to bed. But if you don't put it on before you go to bed, you wake up and you're, you almost have to shower again because you smell so, so musky. I completely agree.

I do the same. How, on a regular day, like the morning, how many times do you swipe the underarm? What do you mean? One, one swipe, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. No, I don't do that. I'll go like, I'll have to, let me do it. One, two. Just two.

I'm not a very stinky guy But if my armpit hair is longer I need to do more Because you got to get it in there What do you mean if it's longer You trim it sometimes? Oh yeah What?

There'll be days that I've reserved for clipping Really? Why I just take the thing All over the place? I've never heard of such a thing Clipping day? Uh-uh, never heard of that It was about once a quarter

That's great, never heard of that What about your son? Does he wear a cologne or deodorant? He's starting to wear a deodorant He has to wear a deodorant And that's something where, like, we just were sitting around watching TV and be like, okay, somebody needs to start wearing deodorant, and it's him. As far as Cologne, though, he's mentioned that there are kids at school that are starting to wear axe.

And he's like, and he's torn because he goes, Dad, I don't know, man. These guys wear axe and they think they smell so good, but they really don't. And he's like, but I kind of want to start wearing Cologne too, because I wear one spray of Cologne every day. You do? Mm-hmm. One little spray, and I don't spray it on me. I spray it and I walk through it. Just so it's a little faint or whatever.

And so I think he wants to start thinking about adding a little cologne after his shower. I don't think I've one cologne since I was in high school. High school? Yeah. Well, a big complaint in high school was that we wouldn't shower after like gym or whatever. You just throw a clone on. It was so dumb. And we thought we covered everything.

But apparently girls didn't, they knew that that didn't work. Fifth period, P.E. Put on some brute. Let it rock, baby. Brute. Did you ever have brute? Of course we have brute. That's what I got for Christmases.

There's another story. Old person's smell is an inescapable part of aging. You ever smelled an old person? Yes. Apparently there's nothing we can do about that. Is it the breath or is it like the mothbally smell? I think it's your body just produces in different ways. It's like when you eat different foods, you smell different. People from all over the world smell different based on what their core eating pattern is.

And so you just get older and smell older. That's unfortunate. This isn't a problem that can be avoided. The study says this is an inevitable part of aging for everyone, including you. Sometimes I look at pictures of people with really, really old people. And now as I'm getting older, I go, good for them for being alive. They've done it. Used to all be like, dang, dang, they look old.

But now I'm like, look at that. Good for you. You're alive. You made it. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable private nonprofit Christian University based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. They say higher education is outdated, irrelevant. Well, GCU doesn't settle for the status quo. They shatter it. At GCU, academically rigorous, industry-driven programs are built to move at the speed of relevance,

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On the Bobby Bone Show now. Jason L. Dean. Jason, how are you, bud? I'm good, man. How are you? Doing pretty good. I was, you know, seeing that you're going to come back, we've announced that you are playing live again.

It's on sale Friday, bonneroofarm.com. But first of all, tell me about this show, and then at the end of you telling me about what the show is. Like, what in your mind right now, what's the first song you want to play when you finally get back on a stage? We back. We back.

You know, it's been, you know, as for everybody, I mean, it's been a long year for us. And, you know, a lot of people, but in the music industry, you know, the artist and kind of the behind the scenes people, too, you know, our bands and crews and everybody involved. So, you know, I think for us just to finally kind of get that glimmer of hope that things are somewhat getting back to normal for us is pretty exciting. So, you know, we're getting the chance to go out, play a couple shows,

and hopefully it's going to be the start of many, you know, to come here over the next few months. Jason Aldeen live from the Bonnaroo Farm in Tennessee to the two nights of concerts May 14th and 15th. Are you both of those nights or are you just one of those nights? No, we're going to do, we're both of those nights. So trust me, we need the practice. But yeah, we're going to do two nights there. You know, it's kind of a limited capacity kind of thing

and trying to make sure that it's safe for everybody. I mean, it's, I think there's maybe 5,000. people a night and then we're doing these pods like four four person pods or something like that and so you know trying to make it a safe for everybody but still get a chance to you know for people to watch a show and for us to get a chance to play a little bit and you know kind of get everything moving in the right direction again tickets on sale this Friday bonneroo farm dot com yeah and they'll be sold in groups of four a by eight pod with pods arranged to follow six feet of distance but you get to go to a live show. And I've said before, I think this late summer and fall, it's kind of, you know,

balls to the wall. Like, it's, it's time to play shows again. Most everybody will be vaccinated. And everybody that wants to be vaccinated will be vaccinated. So let's go. Is that kind of what's happening in your head? Like, you think fall, we're ready to go? Yeah, I mean, I feel like that'll be the case. You know, I feel like with the vaccine, obviously, it's put a lot more people's mind to these. And, you know, and it's one of those things. where people have the option now. If, you know, if they're worried about COVID or whatever, they have a chance to go get vaccinated and make them feel better about it

and people that don't, you know, that don't want to get it, don't have to. And, you know, I kind of feel like if you choose to not get it and go to a show, then, you know, that's your prerogative. And, you know, it should be everybody's prerogative of whether they want to get it or don't or whatever. So I think for us it's just making sure people feel comfortable about getting back around crowds like that

and so they can kind of have fun and not have to sit there and worry about who's standing next to them or whatever. So I think by the fall, you know, I think it'll be getting better. I feel like that's probably when things will really open back up full time for us, I'm hoping. Jason Aldine is on with us.

Our producer Ramundo wanted to come to your house and do a version of cribs. Any chance we can make that happen? Or just like a closet or like a fridge or something. Yeah! Hey, come on anytime. You guys have an open invitation, man. That's not true.

This is one of those showbiz things. It is true. Where Al Dean's like, hey, man, come on by anytime you want. And then if we showed up, you know the cops will be there. Officer, we got two. Well, I'm clearly not working right now, so I'm at home most of the time. So you guys are welcome. How many times a week?

And I asked this because in my life, I've bought things, for example, like I bought a treadmill at one point in my life. I never used to, right? I bought a pool table. And I was like, why did I buy a pool table? I never use it. How many times a week do you use that bowling alley in your house? On an average week, I don't really use it that much. But, you know, Easter, we had everybody here at our house.

And, you know, a lot of the family and stuff were over. And so my brother-in-law, Chuck Wick, so, you know, he was out there. He loves the bowl. So a lot of times when people come over, they'll go out there and use it. But typically, if it's just me and Britt here, at the house for the kids. I don't go out there a whole lot. I have a golf simulator out there too, and I tend to use that more than I use the bowling alley. Are you a good golfer? No. There's definitely room for improvement, for sure. Do you play with the whole country music

golf crew, like the Charles Kellys, the Cole, Swindells, Darius, Rutgers? Do you ever get out there there with those guys? I haven't played with some of them. I mean, you know, there's some of my friends that are songwriters in town, Dallas Davidson, Ernest, some of those guys, I'll go out and play some. But Charles and Darius are, they're another level. I think they're pretty good, you know, and I don't need to go with those guys. I like to go out and have fun and, you know, have a few beers and just have a good time. Those guys are too good to play with me. I know you're a post-Malone fan. I remember you posting when you went to one of his concerts here in town. Would you hop on a post-Malone song if he did a country album?

Oh, 100% yeah. You know, I mean, I, my thing's always been, I like, you know, anything that's cool, whether it's, you know, R&B or pop or hip hop or whatever it is. And Post is one of those guys. I just, I really love the stuff he's put out over the last few years. And so I've kind of become a big fan. I went to a show when he came to Nashville. I guess it was last year.

I went to see him in concert there. And he's great, man. I mean, he's just a, he's a great artist. So yeah, if he asked, I would definitely be on board. And he's also someone who loves and genuinely respects country music, right? You can have different kinds of musical taste, even yourself. Some would say that your country music is a brand of like rock country. Would you define yourself in that kind of country music category?

It's more of a rock and roll style. I mean, I would say there's definitely elements of that in there for sure. I mean, rock was a huge influence for me growing up, rock, southern rock. You know, but then obviously country was too. So I feel like, you know, we have songs like Drowns Whiskey and things like that that are, you know, a lot more on the traditional side. But, you know, if I'm going to play a tempo song, I want it to have, you know, I want it to sound like a rock and roll song. So, I mean, there's definitely a lot of that in there for sure. But, you know, like I said, man, I've just always been a fan of all different kinds of music.

I just feel like if it's cool, it's cool. You recently celebrated six years with your wife. What is the key to, in your opinion, a healthy marriage? I think communication for sure. You know, it's just we talk about everything and, you know, we really are best friends. And I think that's the key. We try not to go, you know, too long without seeing each other. I mean, there's times where I'll have to go out on the road and play shows or whatever,

be gone for a few days and at some points, like maybe a couple weeks. but I try to never go, you know, more than, no more than two weeks without ever coming home or seeing her, having them come out to wherever I'm at or whatever. So, but communication to me is, is the biggest thing, I think. Jason Aldine is on with us. He just announced he's going to play two shows. It's really the first live music announcement, maybe since Miranda announced she was doing those shows at Billy Bob's. But we're slowly trickling in.

He's doing these shows in a safe way happening at, out of the farm at Bonnaroo. All right, man. Well, I think that's pretty much it. I do. I had a lot of listeners hit me up because I said, hey, what is it about Jason you want to know? And probably four different people said he has an account on TikTok that he hasn't posted on since 2020. Like, are you just holding it for a big announcement? Like, why are you not doing dances on TikTok? I don't know what we're missing here, but you haven't been on there in a year. Yeah, well, I think I got a little caught up in when TikTok was first kind of getting started. It was a new thing. I was like, all right, well, let me go create a TikTok account. And I think I posted

something, one or two things on there. And, and then I'm just like, man, this is, I don't know, it's a, I'm just now figuring out Instagram. So now I have to figure out something completely different. I don't know. I'm just, when it comes to social media, you know, I kind of, I kind of get hot and cold. I'll get on something for a while. And then you'll see even on Instagram, I'll post a lot for a little bit, and then I won't post anything for a while. And so I think TikTok was kind of like that. I kind of got excited for a second and created an account and then just never really put anything on it. I have to ask you this question because listeners, and it's written on a piece of paper here.

You don't have to answer it, but it says, ask Jason if you ever thinks about reversing his vasectomy. No, after four kids, no. All right, there he is. Hey, get tickets at Bonneroo Farm.com. Jason, nice job. And we will see you soon. All right, man. All right, buddy. I appreciate it, man. Thanks for having me.

See you later. It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Tell me something good. An Arizona man became a hero after saving a mom and her baby from a carjacker. According to police and Chandler, she was driving with her one-year-old daughter when she stopped at a stop sign. A man with a gun got on the passenger seat and demanded she take him to Mesa, Arizona. The one managed to stop at a convenience store parking lot, and police say she was screaming for the man to get out of a car.

Now, he has a gun on, like, on her. And she's screaming. Luckily, a bystander hurt was going on. He came from behind, grabbed the carjacker from behind, put him in a bear hug, pulled him out of the car. The mom sped away and called 911. Chandler police responded and caught the suspect nearby. She was able to identify him. He's been arrested for multiple charges.

What a crazy story. She just sitting in her car, and a dude jumps in with a gun. And then a dude in a gas station parking lot. He jumps in and bears hugs him. He jumps in and pulls the guy out that had a gun. That is a wild story. That's a great. story. That's what it's all about.

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and I was just curious if Caitlin had a best friend that was a guy that she had been best friends with since college, If she wanted to have him on her side standing up at the wedding, if you'd be okay with that. Why do you ask? Did something happen in your life? Well, okay, when I was in college, I had a best guy friend all through college. We never dated. Always best of friends.

And so when I got married, of course, I wanted him on my side at the wedding. And so I asked my husband, and he said he didn't care who stood on my side as long as he was the one married me, as long as it was an ex-boyfriend. And so he stood on my side at the wedding, of course. And I always thought he liked boys because he never dated anyone in college. And so that's the perfect best guy friend. And years later, he told me, my mom went through that. Well, my mom asked when they were cleaning up from the wedding if he thought he would ever be a bride's man in my wedding.

And he said, well, I always hoped I'd be in her wedding, but I was hoping for a more major role. Oh, yeah. That was coming though, right? I did too. I knew it was coming. I knew it was coming. Well, I didn't know that one was coming. My husband said I was clueless.

So my question is, would you let Caitlin have a guy on her side? Or if your best friend that was a girl asked you to be on their side, even if you liked them, would you do it? Well, one, I wouldn't like them. I mean, I wouldn't be inside. I would have no problem if a dude wanted, if Caitlin came to me and said, this has been my best friend forever. I kind of inherit that, right? When I get with someone, I inherit what they come to me with. And I definitely wouldn't be throwing stiff arms.

Like, get out of here, get out of here. If she literally had a best friend who was a dude, and she said, I would like for him to stand. I would go, are you sure he's on love with you? And if she said, I'm sure, I would say, bring it. I'd have no problem with it. But that doesn't mean in the back of my mind. I'm not going, I wonder what old Trent did.

You know, is he up there waiting just in case? but I would not have a problem with it and I don't think I think if I would have asked Amy to be my best woman man which I didn't she's on Caitlin's side

I don't think she would have had a problem with it Caitlin wouldn't have had a problem with it yeah I think Caitlin would have a problem with it so I'm gonna go with no it is a little weird just because it's not common but I'm gonna go no no I'd have no problem

would you do it for Amy if she wanted you on her side Well, Amy did get married, and she had only been working with me at that point six months or so, and I was not in her wedding. That's why I'm probably penalizing her now. Just keeping her now. Because of that. Hey, elephant never forget. So long ago.

Yes, sure. If she was getting married today, for sure, I'd stand right up there next to her if she wanted me to. Nice, nice. Well, thank you for your help. Well, you're welcome for your help. Yeah, and Lisa, thank you for calling, and have a good day. You too, bye-bye. Call us if you want. See, that's a fun conversation. We had out of nowhere. Poof, like a magician, a fun conversation appears.

877-Bobby, that's the phone number. Let's do the news. Bobby's Big. Story. Last night, Baylor took down undefeated Gonzaga, 86 to 70, to win their first NCAA men's national championship. Here is the final call. Coach Drew and baseball's greatest rebound and rebuild with a championship. Congratulations to Baylor. I was kind of looking at the whole tournament last night, and the only team to play Baylor semi-close was Arkansas,

so Arkansas finishes number two. Yes. That's how I look at it. Yes. We played Baylor the closest of anybody in the tournament, so the Razorbacks are ranked number two as the season ends. Typical super fan right there. Thank you very much.

Let's do more news. Bobby's other Story The police in Maryland are looking for someone Who drove their car to the front of a Taco Bell After an argument with the employees at the drive-thru There's a lot of Toxicity happening in drive-thru

Some people aren't getting their food in time I wonder why People shooting in things Crawling in fighting Driving into them Officers responded To a fast food restaurant on Smallwood Drive For the report of assault

I'm watching the car It's backing up now and away it goes. It hits people too. Oh. They're like, don't drive in. And the car goes through them, sweeps their legs out,

and it drove right into the front of the store. The people inside the vehicle started an argument with an employee who was working the drive-thru window. During the argument, one of the suspects got out of the car, assaulted the employee, and then got back in the vehicle.

The driver of the vehicle left the drive-thru, drove to the front of the business, and then drove the vehicle through a group of people, including employees who were standing outside the front doors. Here's the moment they drove through the Taco Bell. Hopefully nobody got really badly hurt.

But he went all... The license plate of his car is about even with that Taco Bell entrance. It went all the way in. What? That's crazy. I wonder what they talked about. What could have irritated him so much? They decided to drive through into a Taco Bell. Because that also hurt his car.

That's like punching a wall. You're going to hurt your hand. In about an hour, you're going to regret that because it also hurt your hand. Finally, men are more likely than women to make rude comments on social media. according to research of millions and millions of internet comments. Men trolled two to three times more than women. Do you see that in your social media? Yes.

Like when you get trolled, is it more women or men? It's men for the most part. Yesterday I posted something. Maybe on my Instagram, which my name is Mr. Bobby Bones. I posted maybe a picture on Easter. Maybe it was Easter. And his picture of Caitlin and I, and someone wrote to me and wrote a comment.

Like, hey, what's up with her? why don't you get her some breast implants? What? Because Caitlin's a thin girl. They said that? Yes. And I didn't see it in time. And Caitlin, for the most part, stays back and does a comment on stuff.

She gets hit pretty hard. She gets bullied pretty hard on the internet. She's like, you know, I'm not going to comment. I guess I got the best over. And she was like, hey, let me see a picture of you so I can critique your body. And then all the listeners jumped on with her and started just crushing the dude. Good. I ended up pulling the comment.

And then I got home, and she was like, I finally respond and you pull it. I was like, I didn't know if you want to be to leave. I didn't know. It's ugly, though. Man. It was ugly. And that was a dude. Last night, I went for the first time this year to the Bobby Bohn Show Facebook page, to our legitimate page.

And there was an article that said Bobby reveals his groomsman. Now, the whole bit on the show wasn't about a groomsman. Right. It was a mailbag. It was a mailbag. Someone had asked about, hey, we think our mailman may be up to something fishy. And I said, you know what's funny is I have a story, too, that relates. My groomsman.

And I said, well, I guess I'm kind of announcing one now. Ahmaud, my friend of Amad, so he had an issue where I sent him his watch because he doesn't live here. I got my Grosman all watches, and the Melman signed for it, but he never got it. And that was pretty much the whole story. And people over there were

just like, shut up about your groomsman, shut up about your wedding. I hate this show. I hate you. I hate your face. I'm like, I'm like, I don't even follow the page. This is the first time you've been to that page in like a while. It was the first thing I looked at. That's what you're running to. And it was all, yeah. It was like grand opening, grand closing.

I'm out. Stores open, stores closed. I will not go back until at least August. Come on, guys. I went over there. Some guy named John Lopez was just ripping me. I know that dude. Ban that dude.

Go find him and ban him, Morgan, right now. Track him down and ban him. He's wearing a mask with like a dog face on it. Oh, he doesn't even show his real face. No, people that are trolls don't show their faces. What's wrong with you people? Get off the internet. Now, if something really upsets you in real life, I believe in having a voice.

But don't go to our page and then just talk about how much you hate us. We didn't make you subscribe. We don't even like you. John Lopez? Single him out. All I know is that dude is going hard on me for no reason. That may not even be his name. Is that the guy?

Yeah, I know one of those dudes. It was over there just having had it, man. Okay. Let me know when you block him Give me the old thumbs up, Morgan. We get him blocked. He's just giving me the business over there. This is the stupidest show I ever heard.

You clicked like on the page. It was you. I didn't come to your house. Yeah, that's a good point. You did nothing, really. Why did you see? He's one of our top fans. Not anymore.

Block him. Block him. Block him. I did. He's banned. He's banned. one of our top fans. Probably could just post so much about how much he hates me.

Yeah, I think they become a top fan if they troll, so it's not really the best indicator. Then Ray's a top fan of a ton of people on Instagram. Okay, Eddie, ask your question. Okay, so I read an article that Katie Perry said that she has not shaved her legs since she became a mom. So I'm like, well, Bones is with her all the time on the American Idol set. Have you seen her legs? I don't know what she does with her legs. But have you like just seen her walk by and be like, whoa, she has not shaved those legs in a while?

No. Okay. And we don't get that close. Really? First of all, they have us all separated by like six feet or more. Sure. Which is not too far to see hair on her legs. But you know what?

I wouldn't look anyway. And I think she wears pants or dresses or, I don't look at people's legs. So in other words, you're no help. No. It's kind of a weird question to ask. Well, I read it and I'm thinking, man, I mean, Bones is around her. I wonder if that's true or not. I believe if she said it, it's probably true.

Wow, that's rough. It stinks that you girls have to shave your legs. Yep. I mean, I know you're not talking to me about that, but yeah. No, it's just such a large area. That's bad. A lot of time wasted there. It also stinks we have to shave our faces.

I don't do that. I know, but I do. I didn't today. But you're always like cutting yourself. How often do you shave your face? Anytime I have to be on camera. And then anytime Scoo and Steve says, hey, we have to do videos after the show.

pretty much every other day. So, yeah, basically. Like tomorrow I have to shave all this off because we have to shoot a bunch of Seattle news videos and commercials. So I wouldn't shave, I don't think, unless I had to for something on camera. Let's go over to Josh and Virginia.

Josh, you're on the Bobby Bone show. What's going on? What's up, Bobby Bone? What's up, man? Morning studio. Morning. Hey, so I just wanted to give you a shout out, man. I was on my time hop app on my phone three years ago today.

I was in Charlottesville, Virginia at your stand-up show. And I think you had a guy playing music. I think it was Brandon Ray. Is that sound right? That does sound right? Yeah. I don't know, man. It was just, it was something else.

Like my wife turned me on to listen to the Bobby Bone show. And seeing the stand-up show, I don't know. It, like, showed us a different side of you. and man, we haven't laughed that hard in years. Oh, thanks a lot. I appreciate that. You never know how these are going to go. I saw you live once, and I'm like, oh, boy, hope it was good.

It was terrible. No, but it was good. I appreciate that, Josh. No, man, it was, yeah, like I said, we listened to you on the radio, and I'm like, okay, well, that's just a voice on the radio. Their show's pretty funny. But how funny is their stand-up going to be? And, yeah, man, we haven't laughed that hard in a long time.

That was really, really cool. So if I do go back on tour, you would recommend our listeners to come to a show. Is that what you're saying? Just make sure that they save two seats for me and my wife. There we go. Again, I got a little nervous there. Oh, anyone?

All right, Josh. Appreciate your call, bud. Have a good day. Hey, Bobby. Can I give a shout out to my wife? Absolutely. Well, I just texted and told her I might talk to Bobby Bones so she's listening to my beautiful wife, mother of three.

Denise, I love you, baby. Denise, I appreciate you, baby. I love you, baby. All right, John. See you later, buddy. See you, buddy. Bye. Let's see.

There was a story yesterday that came out that Jana Kramer was annoyed that her ex had posted their wedding photo. You see this at all? I saw it on E, and I know Jana relatively well. And so he had posted a picture, and he was like, hey, I had to tell my son that I was married once for nine days. And it was a picture of him and Jana. Oh. And he tagged Jana in it. It's just a weird.

Even when I saw it, I was like, that's kind of weird. It's kind of funny. though. So Janet Kramer was not happy that her ex-husband Jonathan shared a photo of their 2010 wedding on social media. She said, quote, so my ex-husband, because I guess he technically was a husband, he tweeted out a picture of our wedding day, but tags me in it. First of all, why are you tagging me in it? I agree with that. Sometimes people will say really, really hateful things about me, and then they'll tag me. It's almost like they want to make sure you saw that. They want, They want me to be hurt.

Right. Weird. So, you know, she said, hey, we've been great, but it kind of rubbed me the wrong way. Like, why are you posting a photo of our wedding day? That's from the past. And again, he was like, I had to explain to my kid. Was it an over-a-share, maybe? But I think this is good for her, too, because then she talks about it.

Then we talk about it. I was thinking about this too recently about how, you know, like, if you are married two or three times, like, do you delete all that stuff on Instagram before, like, your post-life? Because I have someone that I follow that they've been married twice and they delete it all their stuff from their last marriage. And basically starting you. I think it is a, it's a nice thing to do.

Especially if your other person's like, why you still got pictures out? Like I deleted all that for mine. And she didn't ask for it. I just thought, hey, this would be good. And I wanted to. Oh yeah, I didn't realize. You did that too.

Okay. Just has a respect thing. No other reason. And there's no reason for any other garbage be up. So let's take out the, let's take out the try. You know what I'm saying? Thank you. Let's go and talk to Lily in San Antonio, Texas.

Lily, you're on the air. How are you? Hey, Bobby. Hey, studio. What's happening? So my fiancé has a best friend who's a female. And listening to your earlier conversation, I wanted to, like, kind of ask another question about that.

So he wants her to wear a suit along with the groomsmen. But I wanted to wear a dress, and I'm not sure if I should make her wear, like, whatever color dress you want, or have it match the color. of my brides name. What's your thoughts? So your fiancé is having a female groomsman, and it's about what she is to wear. I'm just making sure I'm getting all this right.

Yes. Okay. I think she, first of all, wears what she wants to wear. I think she gets the option, because I don't think you can force her in a suit. She doesn't want to wear a suit. But if she wants to wear a suit, that would be pretty cool.

That would be pretty cool. I think it has to kind of match the vibe. Is she standing on his side, though, right? Yes. I think as long as it matches the vibe. Are they wearing black and white suits? Yes. Okay.

She can't wear a white dress, but she can wear something that kind of looks like what they're wearing to. I think that's it. And if she wants to wear a suit, great. But I don't think you have to make her wear anything. I don't think you make people wear things, really. I mean, you're making us wear a certain suit. Yeah.

Like, I like it, but what if I didn't? Then I wouldn't make you wear it. I don't think I would ever tell you, like, bones, I don't like this suit. A few came and said this is against what I stand for. Blue suit? I don't like it. Yeah. I think you let her make that decision, Lily.

I think you give her a couple options, and then you let her make the decision. Okay. Okay? Yeah, she said that she's down for anything. I put her in a suit. That'd be hilarious. And a fake mustache. All right, bye, Lily.

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Thank you for calling the show. You are in Marion, Ohio. Go ahead. Morning studio. Morning. Hey, Bobby. So me and my husband found out we are pregnant, and I find out this week what the gender is,

but we have a massive bet going. He bet that I have to go skydiving, and I'm terrified of heights if he's right. What did he pick? What gender? Boy. And if you're right, what's he have to do? I don't know.

I don't know what could stop skydiving. Well, I don't think you're going to do. you have to top skydiving. Does he want to go skydiving or does he want to torture you? Like which of those two things is it for him? It's both. He loves skydiving and I hate heights. Then I think you find something the same kind of pattern. Like you find something you really like to do but also tortures him. Like here's a coupon for 12 free hours walking around the mall as I shop at. Like it's- That's brutal. It's that type of thing because he's going with the double. He could go skydiving by himself and leave her home because she didn't like doing it. But he's going to make her do it as well to torture her.

So, okay, I see your torture. How can we torture him back? Let's talk to this, guys. Let's spitball here. Yeah, I like them all. What does he hate doing, Chelsea? I hate doing anything. If I like it, then he tries it.

He got a pedicure with me one time. Does he shop? He does shop. He does everything I like because I like to do it. So I don't know what to make him do. Okay. Does he ever give you massages? Yes.

Man, this guy sounds awesome. But does he like, I want to date him? I'm like, can I get this? I want to have a baby with him. Does he like giving you massages? Yeah, he'll just randomly do it. He died my hair before for me when I broke my hand. You know what?

Just go skydiving anyway. Can't really find you. We're completely turned. I think for you it's going to be finding something that you really, really want to do. Or maybe a place you really want to go and make him take you for a weekend. and he has to wear a schoolgirl's outfit and cater to your every need. It's got to be something like that. So that's what I'm going to challenge you to do and then call us back tomorrow.

But I challenge you to think of something that would be fun for you but also torture him. Okay. That's your homework for tonight. Awesome. Thank you, Bobby. Call us tomorrow. Let us know what you came up with. And we'll tell you if we give thumbs up or not.

All right. I will. All right. Bye, Chelsea. Thank you. I have a couple things. One, I got my second vaccine shot yesterday. Yeah.

Yeah, you're done. The first one, when I got it, my shoulder wasn't sore. I had no symptoms. This one, I don't have any symptoms. Good. So far. I texted on my friends last night. I got the same one.

I got the, I got the Nike shot. Wow. Yeah, there's Pfizer-Maderna. Not many people know about Nike. It's just brand new. I just bought it from a guy who was behind the I hop. Oh, okay. I got your Nike shots.

I got the Pfizer shot. And I don't feel any symptoms. I'm not sick yet. Does your arm hurt at all? My shoulder does hurt in this one. Okay. Really bad. Like, it's a...

But otherwise, I feel great. And I should be ready to go, fired up, ready to go out into the world. All right. Live a life. It takes two weeks, they say, before you're fully vaccinated. But yesterday, I was fine.

You walked in. They're like, what shot is this? In my second. All right, boop. All right, goodbye. That's it. They make you wait 15 minutes again, just to make sure that you're good?

Yeah, but I was, you know, I was feeling kind of rebellious yesterday. Oh, you just left? No, 13 minutes. I'd stay the whole time. You're crazy. They ride a time on your car. You're supposed to stay to, but they don't enforce that.

And they really don't check on you or anything. What I do, though, because they're like, you may have an allergic reaction. So I sat for a bit, and then I put both my hands on my neck to see if it was swelling into itself. And it wasn't. So I was like, I'm good to go. And so I go home. And then I get this voicemail from Matt Jones, who is, he lives in Kentucky. He does Kentucky Sports Radio.

He's a dear friend of mine. And we had sent out our Save the Dates. And some people have them. Some people don't at this point. Just a mail system. but I never RSVPed for anything in my life, ever. I was a douche because this RSVP is a real deal, and I guess until you have to do it yourself,

you know how important it is. Because for us, we're waiting to see how people are going to come. That's how much money we're going to have to spend on food, tables, chairs. And so, Caitlin said the same thing yesterday on Instagram. She was like, oh, I never valued RSVPing because I've never had to understand how important it is. And now we do. We'll watch something every day. They RSVP?

I'm texting cousins. that I know won't RSDP. And I'm like, hey, are you coming? We're going to RSP for you. So this is a voicemail left from Matt Jones about that. So this is a very awkward message because I don't know what to say. But I just was checking to see if, like, I'm invited to your wedding. I think you said I was.

And it's okay if I'm not. I promise it's no big deal. But I just am trying to make my schedule for the summer. And I don't know what to do. So, yeah, if you could let me. know. And if the answer is no, you could just write me and say, you know, you suck and you don't have to send them voicemail. Because I understand why that would be awkward. Go cats. That's got to be an awkward call for him to make like, hey, man, am I invited? Did you not invite

him? I did. I don't think he's got it yet. Okay. But me posting that, like, I'm friends with Ryan Hurd and Marin. And so, they're artists who will be touring. And Ryan was like, dude, we have a date scheduled. They're not going to be able to come. because Ryan's on the road. And I was like, great, that's RCP no. Like, it don't matter to me. Just let me know. So I like when those come in, too.

I felt bad for old Matt, though. He's like, hey, man, look, if it's no, it's cool. Of course it's not going to be no. I mean, we're good, don't worry. But yeah, the RSP game is a for real game. I thought you were going to bring up that Caitlin texted me last night. Do you know she texted me?

About what? She texted me, she's like, hey, just checking. Are you going to come to the wedding because you have an RCP yet? I'm like, what are you talking about? Of course I'm going to the wedding. Yeah, you are the best man. It would be funny if you RSVP'd know.

I did tell her though. I'm like, I just figured you assumed I was going to the wedding. No assumptions, bruh. Yeah, I'm getting that. This story comes up to day. This story comes to us from Florida. A man was out on a motorcycle ride with his buddies when he was dressed like a cop. He had the whole uniform.

Wow. He wasn't a cop and he was on a motorcycle dressed like a cop. Yeah, he had like the yellow shirt they wear and had a fake badge printed on. it said some kind of affid, like, were you going to say affidavit? No, I was going to say affidavit. It said, well, because it says,

according to the rest affidavit, he was wearing a yellow polo with screen printed police type shields and badges printed on them with the police terms, and he was carrying a gun. Can't do that. No, I would assume that you can't wear clothes to look like a police officer

past a certain point. I know you can buy like NYPD, like shirts to honor a cop. A t-shirt? Okay. Yeah, it said protection officer, motor unit, and metro state protection services on his shirt. And he had a gun too. And he had a gun. So what do they charge him with? Impersonating a police officer and he's a convicted felon with a firearm.

So he couldn't even have the gun. And he's on a motorcycle exposed. Like everybody can see he's doing it wrong. I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. Eddie said that some roofers near your house listen to the show? Yeah, so my wife, I guess she hears them. They're working on the roof, but they listen to the radio.

and she said, hey, they listen to your show in the mornings. I'm like, that's awesome. I'm like, stand out there and listen to see if they say anything. Like, that's funny. That old Eddie, he always cracks us up. Yeah, anything, she's like, no, I'm busy. I'm not doing that. But I thought that was pretty cool.

They're listening to the Bobby Bone Show in the morning. Yeah, shout out you guys. And let me tell you, I know how you feel. I used to be up on those roofs early in the morning. Ooh. I used to do... That looks like tough work, man. I used to do tear-offs.

I used to do tear-offs, clean-ups, and then also the load-ups, Would you put the shingles on your shoulder and you carry them up the ladder? What do they do with all the shingles they throw on the ground? You go pick them up. Oh, that's what you did too? Yes. I was like, who does that job?

Because that's terrible. Take the shovel, you put your foot on the shovel, you push it under the shingle, throw them on the ground. If there's a truck nearby, you try to throw it in the back of the truck, less to pick up. Nails are everywhere in the ground. Yeah. And so then you tear off, then you clean up. It's the worst. Yeah, it seems like a crazy bad, bad job.

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