The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby Bones Show Christmas Gift Exchange + Bobby's Money Lottery Gift Game + Amy's Last Day On The Show Before Getting Her Kids

Episode Date: December 15, 2017

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Starting point is 00:02:25 Yes. Oh. It's the last show to before Amy heads off to Haiti to get her kids. That's still happening Sunday, huh? Yep. Man. It's the best time of the year.
Starting point is 00:02:37 I don't even know what to say. I'll take them to Garth with me next week. Yeah. They love that. You got to get on those little headphones. No, no, no. Welcome to America, kids. This is it.
Starting point is 00:02:49 The first night they come, take them to Garth, then they'll think that's every night. Yeah, can you imagine? Okay, kids, time for dinner. You take them to a Garth show? And they're like, whoa. We're ready for dinner tomorrow. I feel like, we love America.
Starting point is 00:03:05 That's why I'm like when you get them over here You gotta give them the worst of everything And then just slowly make it better Oh, I really was thinking about maybe taking them to see you at the Opry They won't like it It'd be boring to them Why? Why you're performing on stage? They'll just feel like that.
Starting point is 00:03:20 They don't even know the words I'm saying, Amy? Yeah, I've had dinner with them before and talk with them Yeah. Her son does not know English that well Yes, he does. No, he doesn't. Yes, he does. I got a video of him this week I'm telling you he doesn't Yes, he does
Starting point is 00:03:32 Okay. When I would just talk to him, he would just go, yeah, yeah. And so then I would say things like, Donald Trump, just to say it. He's like, oh, yeah. Well, yes, the Donald Trump thing. That's out of nowhere. That's like our test question of like if he's, I feel like he's saying yes to too many things. I'm like, okay, fine, test question.
Starting point is 00:03:49 Do you know Donald Trump? Yes? I'm like, oh, great. Her daughter knows English a little better. Yeah, way. Yeah. She really does. But he, he'd be like, Donald Trump.
Starting point is 00:04:02 No, that's Bobby So he wouldn't get any of your jokes Is what you're saying Okay, fine Maybe I write some just for him Hey Did you say Donald Trump So anyway
Starting point is 00:04:13 Today's a Christmas show Today's last show for Until Amy has her kids in America That's crazy Amazing It really is So let's get started here today I appreciate everybody waking up with us
Starting point is 00:04:25 The Bobby Bones show Bones Recognizing people doing cool things It's ICU This couple Callie Tetco and Jeff Hammerbocker They bought stock in Bitcoin back in 2013 And they've donated their earnings to cancer research
Starting point is 00:04:46 They donated of $100,000 That they've made from their Bitcoin investment That's amazing Lunchbox, just go buy Bitcoin I don't have enough money You don't have to buy a whole Bitcoin Yes you do It's not like you can buy half a Bitcoin
Starting point is 00:05:00 Yes you can't Like one Bitcoin is how much right? $16,000? Yes. You don't have to get in at that. It's like if you were to buy an Apple, like a share. You can't buy half a share. You can't buy all of Apple, which you can buy a share.
Starting point is 00:05:14 Yeah, but one Bitcoin is one share. That's $17,000. So you have to pay $70,000. Raise you telling the truth? No. Okay. Just making sure. Look, I'm signing up for a tutorial online.
Starting point is 00:05:24 They're going to send me eight emails for free to teach me how to Bitcoin works in the process. Oh, no. Oh, no. He's going to be broke, guys. I see you. That was I see you. Bobby Bones show. The Bobby Bones Show.
Starting point is 00:05:36 Big Three Stories. It's producer Raymond in California. A firefighter died battling that powerful California wildfire. Officials said also the winds are starting to pick up, making those fires even more dangerous. So please pay attention to evacuation orders. In other news, make sure you mail your packages and letters today. They're guaranteed to get there by Christmas 10 days away.
Starting point is 00:05:58 And finally, in sports, the college football, ball games. they get underway this weekend. Amy sent me a story and the link was, how to email like a boss. And I thought it meant like how to email like a boss. Like a boss, like a baller. But really it's how to email like a boss.
Starting point is 00:06:18 Like a legit boss. Like a CEO. And basically you just need to respond to emails quickly to the point as possible. And that's how you stay efficient and you get things done. And I've always thought of Bobby's email style is, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:06:34 Sort of like rude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not boss-like, but just short and like confusing because it would make me think like, oh, is he being short with me? Like, have I done something wrong? And then I analyze it for 10 minutes, which I should have do. But really, what I learned after I read this is like, oh, my gosh, Bobby's just been emailing like a boss. Like a boss in both ways. Oh, because that's what they do.
Starting point is 00:06:55 Because then otherwise, if you spend too long on your email, that's not a good use of time. And then if you don't respond because you want to do some crazy long response, your email's back up. Again, you're not efficient. For me, if I get an email, I try to get it back out of my box as fast as possible. Oh, wow. With my thoughts that need. And the article is emailing like a CEO. Okay.
Starting point is 00:07:15 Well, I type so much, they end up being a draft. Oh, Amy's are. And then I'm like, maybe I'll send this later when I have more time to do another paragraph. So, yeah, I do get in trouble for my tone. But it's not your tone. I like to call my tone CEO tone. Yeah, like a boss. Yeah, sure.
Starting point is 00:07:31 Like, but it's everything you need is. an answer. Maybe you get one of those email signatures that, you know, it's the automatic goes with all your emails at the bottom. Like it's signed. Bobby. P.S. Read this like I'm a boss. Don't get offended. Like, I'm not being rude. I'm just emailing like a boss.
Starting point is 00:07:49 I'm being a phishing. Yeah, because... It sounds like the signatures way longer than any email. But it's already there. You don't even have to think about it. It's just there. It just goes with the email. And that way people know, like me, who have known you for 10 years, but I still analyze every email. Longer than 10 years.
Starting point is 00:08:03 Oh, yeah. You're right. Way longer than 10 years. Like 12 or 13 years. But I know, like, it's just you, yeah, you're just being efficient. I'm going to try it out. I bet I'll clear up. Let's see how many emails I haven't unread in my.
Starting point is 00:08:14 Here we go. Oh, 1,647. All right. Start emailing back like a boss. It's right. The Bobby Bones show. Bobby Bones. Time for your positivity here on Friday.
Starting point is 00:08:24 Tell me something good. Let's go. This woman works at a Walmart and she saw a guy get robbed out in front of the store. She was like, oh man Well, it was this $500 He was going to buy his kids' presents with And that was it, it's all I had So she worked overtime
Starting point is 00:08:43 And paid for all the presents Wow I know I'm so thoughtful That's the Christmas spirit I know I thought that was a pretty awesome story So yeah she worked a bunch of extra hours
Starting point is 00:08:55 And they led her and they paid her time and a half And she made it 500 extra bucks And bought all the presents for the guys' kids Wow, that's awesome Amy, give me something Well, there's an 11-year-old girl from Michigan. Her name's Lexi, and she was watching the news, and they were running a story about a nearby school district that had to deny hot lunches to children that had a negative lunch balance. So she was like, what?
Starting point is 00:09:16 Mom, these kids don't get to eat their lunch, and her mom explained her or no. So she gave some of her own money, and then they set up a go-fund me to raise money to pay the debt, so now these kids can have hot lunches. I've often wondered why there isn't a site set up, and I've wondered aloud that we, We knew what schools lacked in lunches because I think people would be more prone to give if there was a way and we were educated on how to. Instead of calling going, hey, can I talk to the vice principal? Hey, I have a question. It just feels like a lot of steps to go through. Right.
Starting point is 00:09:45 And you don't even know. And you kind of feel crazy. I don't know. I wish there was someone had a page that said, hey, this school district is this far behind. I bet you people would fill that up. Yeah. Lunchbox, you're up. Trinidad Garza owns a bakery in Houston.
Starting point is 00:09:59 And ever since Hurricane Harvey business has been slow. So he was thinking about selling the bakery. And his daughter was like, no, dad, you can't sell it. It's been in the family for 50 years. And so she goes, leave it to me and my friends. So they got on Twitter and started making videos about the bakery, like trying to drum up business, and they went viral, and now business is booming, and Trinidad gets to keep the old bakery.
Starting point is 00:10:19 I saw that. Yeah. Old Trinidad, a bunch of calls up. There's your positivity. Good morning, everybody. Thank you. Amy said she was listening to the radio, and she was flipping around stations. and she heard lunchbox as a wife on the radio.
Starting point is 00:10:38 Yeah. Doing stuff for TopGoff. She sounded pretty good. She works for TopGoth. Whoa. And I don't even know. I mean, I was just like flipping. I don't even know what I was listening to, where it was.
Starting point is 00:10:48 But it was 100% his wife. And she sounded great. What was she talking about? TopGoff. I don't even know. I can tell you what she was talking about. Was it a commercial? It was an interview.
Starting point is 00:10:58 It was an interview. It was an interview. She's like a, she hears me on the radio and she thinks she needs to be on the radio too now. Why don't you tell us and stuff? Why does it take Amy to hear? Here's my thing. What's Amy doing listening to a golf show? I wasn't.
Starting point is 00:11:10 I was flipping and I didn't listen to it for a long time. It's on a sports station and how does Amy hear that? There's no way Amy should hear that and hear my wife. So I feel like it's like clear. And it was like at 7.30 at night. Amy's usually in bed by then. Like no one should hear that. Okay.
Starting point is 00:11:25 Let's let deflect from what's happening here. So your wife goes on a golf show on the sports channel. Yeah, and she talks golf and talks all about her job and invites people on. No. No. I'm confused. Does she have her own show? No.
Starting point is 00:11:39 They have their show and they have her on to interview her. Like what would they ask her? Like what were they talking to her about Amy? I don't even know. Top golf. I don't know golf either. And I didn't stay on it. Why didn't she come on our show?
Starting point is 00:11:49 Yeah, dude, that's awesome. She's a radio personality too. I was going to suggest, like, I feel like she could come on. Like, she sounded good enough to where, like, you know, some people are like shy when they get in front of a microphone. No, she's good. Wow. Lunchbox's his wife. He didn't even tell us she worked on.
Starting point is 00:12:04 Tell us. He hit it. Do you have it saved in your phone? Yeah, yeah, I took video of her on the... Wait, did you go? No, no, no. I just took video of the audio coming out so I could send it out to the family so they could be like, oh, look, here's the radio stars. Video of the audio.
Starting point is 00:12:22 That's how he records. Okay. We'll place a little audio of your body. All right, let's see, let's see. Hopefully it doesn't say her name. Go ahead. Who are looking for any sort of gift ideas for friends or family? We have fish cards available
Starting point is 00:12:41 Look at this That's pretty cool Talk off She sounds really good She's very comfortable Very comfortable I was very You know
Starting point is 00:12:48 I have to coach her sometimes Because she gets nervous I'm like look Just avoid the arms She didn't sound nervous at all What if she ends up being a bigger radius Hard than he is? I know
Starting point is 00:12:56 I think that's what he's worried about Dude would you get jealous If she got her own show And became like a national phenomenon Stop it right now Don't start putting ideas in her head Oh my gosh Will she hear this segment?
Starting point is 00:13:08 Yes What if? She needs to come up here. Yeah. No, no, no. I mean, I have to go pick up my kids at some point. Have her sit in. Amy's husband came up and sang with her one Christmas.
Starting point is 00:13:19 He did. Interesting. Because he likes to sing. No, he doesn't. It's a terrible argument. You lost that one. Because he likes to sing. No, and he does not like be on radio.
Starting point is 00:13:30 But there was some got a bet or something. Yeah, there was something. I had to beg him or, I don't know. But you know, you know talent when you hear? Like, what did you hear? I hear pure talent. I did. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:38 Yeah. Like, I tell you, the best female I've ever heard on the radio is Amy. And I say that all the time because she's not a radio person. She sounds phenomenal. Best human ever heard on the radio. Best female talent ever heard. Second best, Launchbox is blind. Really?
Starting point is 00:13:49 Yeah. I can just tell. Wow. Yeah, there it is. Dude. Got to bring her in. After the first of the year, we'll talk about it. She may be on vacation.
Starting point is 00:13:57 Oh, no. The Bobby Bones show. Bone tone. Follow Bobby on Snapchat. Username Bobby Bones show. It's kind of like, where do we start? There's just so much, you know. Gifts galore.
Starting point is 00:14:24 Let's start with a fireplace. So we got that burning? Yeah, good. That's the drink for that. Yeah, eggnog, anyone? Give me one of this. Yeah. Not really my thing, but...
Starting point is 00:14:35 Oh, here's this virgin eggnog. Yeah, I know, but still, this is not good. It's the gross. Here, take a turkey to this. You like this? Here, put a little cinnamon in it. No, I don't know. Well, so we all have drawing gifts for each other.
Starting point is 00:14:52 I can't wait to see what you guys all pulled into by me. That's my favorite part of the day. How do you know that that happened? I'm making a joke because you guys would never do that for me. Oh, I thought there was a leak. Oh, yeah, I thought there was a leak in there. Oh, stop it. Yeah, who told them?
Starting point is 00:15:05 Yeah, who told them? I'm making a joke because you guys would never do that for me. We got them, guys. We would never do that. We got them. It's so crazy. I can't believe that. Never up.
Starting point is 00:15:20 Do we want to do a gift? Yes. So we have, I think, nine people total on the show. So why don't we go ahead and give Eddie his gift? Oh, I love it. So who drew Eddie's name? I think Morgan did. Morgan number one.
Starting point is 00:15:34 Our producer in the glass room, Morgan number one. Yeah. Nice and compact. Hold on one second, Eddie. I need to get some Spanish music up for you. Do you have Felice Navidad? Why don't you let me take a gander video Christmas computer? But not Navidad.
Starting point is 00:15:48 Feliz Navidavit. Hey, there it is. All right, so Eddie, open your gift. The theme is 90s Christmas. Good wrapping paper. It's got llamas on it or yamas. And it's the size of a, maybe an iPhone 10? Oh.
Starting point is 00:16:03 What? You're an iPhone from the 90s? Look at this. It's got some tape in it. Hold on, let me get that open there. Eddie's wearing his belisnavida. Oh, a lot of cotton. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:15 It's something small. Cotton. Oh. What? It's a game boy Oh, this is old school It's from the 90s, dude Like a game boy color
Starting point is 00:16:23 With a game, Mario Brothers deluxe Okay, okay Morgan, I can do this Just make sure the kids don't get a hold of this They'll like throw it away for sure Oh, they don't want to play it on them Oh no, they'll look at this and be like, okay, that's trash Thank you Morgan It's a 90s Christmas
Starting point is 00:16:39 It is vintage I love it. It has to be 90 Don't mind me guys, I'll be in my corner Game Boy Color There you go Hey, I lived a little drama last night at my house. I don't know if you guys saw my Twitter, but Mike D. was over at the house last night.
Starting point is 00:16:57 We were doing a Bobbycast because Cassidy Pope has come over to the house. And I had Mike's gifts just laying out. Uh-oh. And Mike produces the bobbycast, so he saw what I thought was both of the gifts. Because I got him a backup gift and a first gift. And so he only saw Gift One, which was a backup gift. He says. Okay.
Starting point is 00:17:17 And I'll give it to him in a minute. But Michael's punk music, and I thought I'd give him a little piece of punk history. And so I'm not a huge Green Day fan, but I got him a Green Day drumhead sign by all the guys from Green Day. Really? Yeah. That's the backup gift. That's the backup gift. Dang.
Starting point is 00:17:34 Oh, my God. So we got boy, Joe Armstrong. And all of, you know. Wow. I get it now, Amy. I know. I know. But he saw it.
Starting point is 00:17:43 You saw it, right? But he lied up. Here's the problem, though. He lied to me. Oh. To be nice. I said, I said, did you see it? He goes, no.
Starting point is 00:17:51 And I said, my deed, did you sit? He goes, no. I said, my deed, did you see it? Yes. Oh, my goodness. I said, what did you see? He said, I saw the drum head. I said, did you see anything else?
Starting point is 00:18:01 And you said, no. No. Now, do you promise? I promise. So he hasn't seen the number one gift. I don't know about this. I believe him. I mean, that's a backup gift.
Starting point is 00:18:12 I can't, I'm like, where do you go from there? And so he still gets to keep the backup gift? Yeah, of course. I went to a shrink. my dreams. Just a piece of rock and roll history from the 90s. Oh, big time. So, okay.
Starting point is 00:18:29 Yeah, turn it down. We'll do more gifts in a second. And I'll give Mike's Green Day thing in a second, too. But we have more gifts. Oh, but I leave tomorrow to go on my Christmas adventure. Amy leaves on Sunday to go pick up her kids. I know. But I'm going by myself.
Starting point is 00:18:45 Does anyone still know where you're going? Are you the only one? Mike Dino's. Amy, do you know? No, I don't know. Remember this was a thing. Yeah, this was a little game. Yeah, but usually I'll tell you beforehand.
Starting point is 00:18:53 This year I didn't. No. I guess I only told Mike D. My emergency contact. Oh, no. That's funny because even then when you told me you said Mike D. You said nobody knew. Mike did you know?
Starting point is 00:19:03 When you told me, I wasn't going to know. Okay. Oh, just casualty. You told him. Like, it wasn't. Yeah. You need to tell someone in case something happens to you. I did.
Starting point is 00:19:10 I told Mike D. My new emergency contact. Oh, my goodness. Yeah. I'll be over here on the curb. No, you'll be in Haiti picking up your kids. No, get it. See, I've been kicked to the curb.
Starting point is 00:19:18 Yeah. But for a good reason. Oh. No. No. Get it. Okay. It's a big Christmas party today.
Starting point is 00:19:26 Oh, yes. More gift exchanges. Oh, I hate to say this, but there's a little surprise I have planned for everybody here today. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Love it. Yeah. I'm looking forward to that.
Starting point is 00:19:37 It is a surprise. Okay. Oh, but Mike D knows about it. Oh, gosh. I think I like it or no. I don't know. Yeah? Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:47 How big is it? Hey, what would you say about the surprise, Mike D? It's going to be awesome. It's going to be awesome. Wow. How long got to wait for this surprise? Yeah. Yeah, how long?
Starting point is 00:19:57 Let's just say I got a little something in my back pocket for you guys. Merry Christmas, bones. What's up, Mike? Lunchbox especially is going to love. Oh, gosh. Do we get to get inside one of those cash machines? Oh, that's awesome. Maybe I like that.
Starting point is 00:20:11 See, I don't like the fact that you guys essentially everything with cash for me. No, no. Because Eddie yesterday lectures me on not giving him a million dollars. Well, because of George Clooney. It's not the same. same. It's like if I set you all down and gave you each 50 bucks. That's the same. That's the equivalent. Yes. I'll take that.
Starting point is 00:20:30 No, no, I only said that because Mike D. said lunchbox would love it. He loves to cash. So that's why I said that. I don't associate with cash. I associate lunchbox with cash. But a little bit you were hoping you guys are cash machine. I mean, that would be fun, but it can be even monopoly money. I don't care. No, stop.
Starting point is 00:20:46 Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. So we'll do some gifts. I do have a surprise for everybody. Yes. Let's stop, Mike. You know? Okay. A little something I've put together. I like this Christmas spirit. Let's just say it's the audio montage.
Starting point is 00:20:56 Santa Bob. I'm just kidding. It's nice. The Christmas party continues after this. The Bobby Balls Show. Day. I think I'm going to give Mike his first gift. Hey, Mike, can't be that gift right there beside you?
Starting point is 00:21:13 Will you hand it to me so I can hand it back to you, please? Thank you. I believe this is the one that Mike's already opened. I saw in my house last night. And so you can open it here. This was your back. gift. And Mike loves him some punk music and the theme is 90s. I'm surprised right here. Well, don't act surprise. That's an insult to me because he saw it at the
Starting point is 00:21:34 house. You already said what it was. I take it up real good even though he knew. What you're about to hear is Mike see a Green Day drumhead signed by all three members of Green Day. Hold on. Hold on. Give it to me. Hold on. That looks like a small drum hair, though. Hold on.
Starting point is 00:22:01 I got to open Mike's gift. I think this is the right one. Yeah, yeah, Mike. He can open that. Go ahead. Oh, okay. There it is. Show America.
Starting point is 00:22:12 Yeah. Wow. Can you really play drums on that? Yeah, if you want to mess it up. Oh. Trey cool. Steve Austin, the rock Billy Joe Armstrong
Starting point is 00:22:29 And remember guys that's the backup That's the backup It's a sign green day drum head There you go Thank you you you're welcome That's not even the real one So just stand by Let's have Raymond open his gift
Starting point is 00:22:46 What do we say? Our audio producer Raymond Come on here Raymond Who got Raymond? Oh I got Raymond Oh lunchbox Oh, lunchboxes Yeah
Starting point is 00:22:54 Bring it to me Yeah you're ready huh Raymond is our audio producer. By the way, people always wonder what Raymond looks like. Raymond kind of looks like the cop on stranger things. Now? He can't look like the... Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:08 Yeah. It's his... Yeah, the way he's doing it here. All right, so I'm opening this now. Yeah. It's blue wrapping paper. It looks like L.B. wrapped it. It's kind of sloppy.
Starting point is 00:23:15 It's pretty heavy, actually. Yeah. It's got snowflakes. Snowflakes. I'm opening it up. It looks like a game. It's a saved by the bell game. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:24 And sorry. I guess that's from the 90s. And saved by the bell was the 90s TV show and this is a card game. It's a game. You can play with the whole family. Thanks, Bizzle. Hey, you're welcome. That's not all. You're not just. There's another one! Yeah! Alright, another wrap presents, blue snowflakes, opening it up. Bizzle definitely wrap this one. It's really sloppy.
Starting point is 00:23:49 Looks like you probably did it before the show. It's still opening it up. It feels like a license plate. It's a picture and it's tickets. The picture is my family. I don't know where he got this. Oh yeah. And... 90s. He loves his family. So this is a 90s picture of all my family.
Starting point is 00:24:07 That's kind of crazy. You got that. That's very thoughtful. And then there's tickets. Dad jeans, the internet, the party. Top golf! It is concert tickets. This is a DJ.
Starting point is 00:24:22 He only plays 90s music at Top Golf. Yeah! That's awesome! Top golf was created in the 90s! Wait, was that? Was it Cradleiron of 90? No. Oh.
Starting point is 00:24:34 No, he's just being ridiculous. But apparently at Tom Gauth, there's a DJ that plays only 90 music while you're golfing. Do you know that? That's kind of fun. No, but I mean, I might have to go on 90s night. I assume that's what it's called. 90s night. It's this Saturday.
Starting point is 00:24:48 Thank you, Biddle. Are you going to go? I'll go. Yeah, he has tickets. I mean, that picture, the pictures from the 90s framed of his family. That's pretty cool. That's kind of crazy, man. How'd you get that?
Starting point is 00:24:58 Did you get that from the internet? Where did you do that? Oh, got those from your sister. Wow. He's secretly dating her. That's the bad news. It's the thing to say. It's like Merry Christmas.
Starting point is 00:25:08 I'm also dating her. Yeah, how do you find Ray's sister? I met Ray's sister when she was in town. Okay, okay. Merry Christmas, Raymond from lunchbox. Hey, hey, give him a hug. Oh, man. Hug it out.
Starting point is 00:25:19 Hey. Whoa. That was like so awkwardly cool, that hug. There's a bright. There's some to shine by. Merry Christmas, Raymond. Remember when Ray and Lunchbugs used to live together? Oh yeah, they did.
Starting point is 00:25:33 And Raymond would always come in and be like, lunch is so gross and they'd fight on the air. We had roommate confessions. Yeah, roommate confessions. Yeah, yeah. I can just see everybody's face being disappointed as they open their gifts all day long. What do you mean?
Starting point is 00:25:45 There's good gifts. Yeah, it was good. Well, because Ray opened the games. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he's like, oh. Well, lunchbox always does that. He wants to fake you out. Well, then Eddie opened his and was disappointed.
Starting point is 00:25:54 Oh, he was disappointed for sure. Eddie was for sure disappointed. I mean, let's be real. I'm probably not going to play the Game Boy. But that was the point of this. It's like, it's not, there's no pressure. No pressure. I found a way to make mine retro, but still amazing.
Starting point is 00:26:07 Oh, boy. So did that one time. And I would, I mean, that Game Boy, you need to let your kids experience what you did as a child. Okay. All right. We'll make them watch all 90s movies too. You know what, Eddie? That Game Boy's probably going to be worth a ton of money in several years.
Starting point is 00:26:21 So you hold tight. Hold it for like 100 years. All right. More of the Christmas party coming up. Bones show. Bobby Bones show. The latest from Nashville and Hollywood. Amy's 30 Second Skinny.
Starting point is 00:26:36 Sam Hunt recorded a cover of This Land is Your Land for the movie Bright. It stars Will Smith, and it's going to premiere December 22nd on Netflix. They use Sam's songs in the trailer, so he posted it on Instagram. What's up to download? It's a real song. Yeah, the soundtrack is out today. I listen to this morning. This land is my land.
Starting point is 00:26:58 Redwood Forest. From California. Lelag. To the New York Island. And other places, too, you know. From the Redwood Forest. There's a lot of land, you know. And I saw her talking to them, but I didn't care.
Starting point is 00:27:15 It's still her land. Here's the thing, though. It's a Will Smith movie coming out on Netflix. Like, that gets lost in the Sam Hunt song. But Netflix spruits in their own movies. The movie theaters are dead. I've talked about this forever. There's two things I'm not investing in the future.
Starting point is 00:27:32 One, movie theaters. Two, I want to tell you. Well, wait, why would you want us wasting time investing in it? You should tell us. Secondly, I listened to the Eminem album all morning. So that came out today, too, the new Eminem album. How did that make you feel? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:27:47 Angry. That's funny, Amy. Yeah, angry. Yeah, yeah. Cool. And I'm like pumping yourself up before the show. That's why he had his hoodie on this morning when we left it. I came in and I was like, you know, one shot to make it happy.
Starting point is 00:27:58 and, yo, it's me, B, rabbit. Turn out my snare. Yeah. That's the old reference. It's like, let me hear my snare. Do you know a song that is? An Eminem song. It is, but do you know which one?
Starting point is 00:28:09 Cleaning up my clothes. That's right. I'm sorry, Mama. Yeah, trust me. I have Eminem in my blood. Yeah, you know more. I bet you're the second most knowledgeable of an Mennem person behind me on the show.
Starting point is 00:28:19 Oh, stop it. Stop it. Whatever. I'm not going to get fired up. You're going to make him lose himself. Would you wager your Christmas gift? In Eminem trivia. Yes.
Starting point is 00:28:31 No, because I don't know what my goodness is. It's awesome. But against Amy, though. But you'd be so confident. Yourself, it doesn't matter. I am so confident, but it doesn't matter. But I don't, I mean, what if I... Mike D. Will you put together Eminem trivia?
Starting point is 00:28:40 Lunchbox, yes. Do it. I don't even care if they wager. That'll just be a white Christmas. That would just be a white Christmas. He loses. Anyway, Sam's got a song up. There you go.
Starting point is 00:28:50 Anything else? Yeah, well, it's Friday. We've got some movies out today. Star Wars, the Last Jedi, 93% positive on Rotten Tomatoes. Yeah. And by the way, I'm hearing such good reviews about that.
Starting point is 00:29:00 I don't watch Star Wars, but that was going to get harshly criticized no matter what. I compare it to a new Taylor Swift song. Like, it almost can't be as good as you expect it to be. Yeah. It doesn't matter how good it is. People are still going to be like, mm, I expected more. Like, it's a no win, even if it's fantastic. Like, look what you made me do.
Starting point is 00:29:17 It's a good song. So good. But when it came out, it just was never going to meet expectations of what people have built up for Taylor. Dang, I hate that. That being said, this last Jedi movie comes out and we're like, there's no way. And it's still got a 93. That's how good of the Star Wars movie it supposedly is. Wow.
Starting point is 00:29:32 So excited. It is up against an animated movie about the children's book, Ferdinand. Yeah, the bull. Who doesn't like bullfighting? Yeah, and it's 80% positive on Rotten Tomatoes. So good weekend to hit up the movie theater. All right. I'm Amy.
Starting point is 00:29:46 That's your 30 seconds. Skinny. Thank you for that. By the way, Lunchbox. So Cassidy Pope came over to the house last night. And we did a Bobbycast, right? And I asked her about that picture that you were. and go-gagga over?
Starting point is 00:30:01 You know the one that she posted like a month ago where she was on like Yeah She's standing in front of an old truck Okay, here here Here This week on the Bobbycast
Starting point is 00:30:12 Cassidy Pope You put out a picture And you were like in a crop top And you were standing Next to old Ford Was that a hate to the ex-boyfriend Like I'm in shape And put the picture out for the world
Starting point is 00:30:21 That is the photo shoot For this new music I wanted people to see Like I cut my hair And got a different vibe going Search Bobbycast on IHard Radio and iTunes So it wasn't about the ex-boyfriend She just didn't know when the new music was coming out
Starting point is 00:30:36 But she did a whole photo shoot for this music And that was one of them But I asked, I was like Yeah, everybody's been talking about it Oh yeah, that was a good picture If you don't know what it is You need to Google it, mm If you don't do this
Starting point is 00:30:46 Yeah like when you say mm-hmm But you're saying like Good music Oh, I didn't think about that But you can go listen to the Cassidy Popebiscat IHart Radio, iTunes Even go over to Nashville Podcast Network and check out all the shows that, you know, I'm involved in and producing.
Starting point is 00:31:02 So, okay, cool. Thank you. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting. Over to Amy for the Morning Corny. The Morning Corny. Why is it always cold at Christmas? Why is it always cold at Christmas?
Starting point is 00:31:28 Because it's in December. That was the. Morning, Corny. Stop laughing to sell it. She's trying hard. Because I'm also literally cold right now. Yeah. Yeah, because I turned the air down.
Starting point is 00:31:44 It was hot in here. What? It was cold in the studio. It's a Christmas party this morning. We've got to have it cold in here. Christmas party. Yeah, it's cool. The fake snow is going to start falling any minute.
Starting point is 00:31:53 I got it. Ready to go. The Bobby Bones show. Bones. The Christmas party today. Good morning, everybody. It's our show Christmas party. Put the fireplace going.
Starting point is 00:32:07 Passing around the eggnaw. Amy Ported a little something to hers What's in this trip Yeah Yeah How about Amy Amy opens her gift
Starting point is 00:32:20 Yeah Who got Amy a present On Morgan number two Oh so we had each other Okay Oh yeah each other Because I had her Yeah
Starting point is 00:32:26 I got you babe Hey Here we know Morgan number two got Amy a present Oh it's in a big bag Thank you I know Oh my goodness
Starting point is 00:32:36 The theme is 90s Christmas It's amazing Morgan was born in the 90s. Morgan number two, so maybe it's an umbilical cord. Oh, that's awesome. No, but it's a light, bright, which is awesome, and I will totally do that with my kids. Oh, and a disc walkman situation,
Starting point is 00:32:54 which I used to, Morgan, you won't even understand this or anyone listening, but I used to jog with one of these. With a disc man? Like, we would go running and hold this and run. And your CD would skip, and it would be miserable. Oh, my gosh. And all kinds of CDs.
Starting point is 00:33:11 Oh, wow. What are you have? What? I got the very best of the Dixie Chicks, TLC, Christina Aguilera, Justin Bieber, Backstreet Boys, More Bieber, more Bieber, more Bieber. Oh, because my son is obsessed with Justin. Oh, both my kids are. That's so funny. That's a good one.
Starting point is 00:33:26 I love it. Oh, my gosh. I'm going to get my kids this Walkman and they're going to think it's like. Current and cool. Yeah. Yes. Thank you, Morgan. That's good.
Starting point is 00:33:36 That's a good one. Yeah. I like that. America comes is tall, tall, a good night. Wow. That is neat. I know. All those CDs, that does make you feel pretty nostalgic, huh? Yes.
Starting point is 00:33:51 Wow. It's pretty cool. It is pretty cool. I love it. Does it need batteries? It's in there. Batteries are in there. Whoa, batteries included.
Starting point is 00:34:03 Remember that was a thing? You'd always get home with something, and it wouldn't have batteries. I hated that. It would ruin life. Like, life would be over for about 14 hours until you got to go back to town and get batteries. Yes. They'd be like, oh my goodness!
Starting point is 00:34:15 I can't believe it! I've got a game! Oh! It's an operation! And then there were no batteries for operations? So you go, so you just practice on nothing. Oh, my goodness.
Starting point is 00:34:27 This is legit. Amy, they sell a cassette thing that you can put in your cassette player in the car and you can plug it to your CD player. I know, but I don't have a cassette player. Oh, hey. Well, bring out the next gift. All right, let's get Morgan number two to her gift in, Amy.
Starting point is 00:34:40 Oh, okay. Okay, I gotta go to... Go ahead. She'll go to the bathroom, but we'll cut, boy. Amy has this thing now. Amy, where are you going? Not coming into the show while we're doing it. She likes to be outside.
Starting point is 00:34:51 Amy just left the studio, but... Like, over the last week, we'll start doing segments on the year. Amy's nowhere to be found. And she'll just walk in. Like, hey, where are you? She's like, oh, I was talking to people in the hall. I'm like, we're doing a show. Yeah, that's what we do.
Starting point is 00:35:04 A national radio show. I don't want to be rude. Like, hey, I can't talk right now. I got to go. So Morgan. Morgan number two is getting Amy's gift. And then you, okay, you can, while you're opening that, I'll tell you that in your, well, hopefully in your iTunes. I was having some difficulty with my iTunes, but you know how you can gift things from iTunes.
Starting point is 00:35:25 So I'm trying to gift you with difficulty my favorite movie from the 90s. Let her open it. This is a different gift. This is the part that's spoken. Let's have a pure emotion and joy here. Okay, well then I'll explain this part. So you don't know this, but in the 90s, flannels. What year were you born, Morgan number two?
Starting point is 00:35:46 93. Okay, so I was in school then, and every, I mean, in the 90s when I was in high school, everyone was wearing plaid flannels. They were very in. And so I got you like a rails, which is a really awesome shirt, plaid flannel that's in right now, but that was in in the 90s. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:08 So I thought that would be something. And then in your iTunes account, you should be gifted the movie Pretty Woman, which is my favorite movie from 1990. Good work. Yeah. Yeah, there's a hug. Give the girl a hug. I was going to get her the movie on DVD, but I figured you didn't have a DVD player, so I figured iTunes is the best. That's why you get her a DVD player, too, for $8.
Starting point is 00:36:32 Yes, come on. Do they still sell them? For sure. Oh, well, I figured the Rails shirt would be better. The Bobby Bone Show. It's the birthday, no, Christmas show. It's Jesus' birthday. Yes.
Starting point is 00:36:54 Yeah, it's all the reason. The reason for the season. Yes. It's the Christmas show slash Jesus' birthday. We've got to make that. So, we've been passing out gifts on morning. Have a little surprise for you guys. Oh, boy.
Starting point is 00:37:10 It's in your backpack? It is. Hey, that's how George Clutie did it. Is it full? Is that backpack full of stuff? That's how Clutie did it. Like, Dollar Mills? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:19 Oh, not. Wait, where is this? Oh, what do you mean where is it? Oh boy, he's reaching in there, there's nothing. They're literally, I don't know where... You don't see the bundles, the stacks, the... Come on. Dude, they should be wrapped up.
Starting point is 00:37:37 Oh, wait, yeah, got it. Okay, so... Oh, yeah. Okay, so here's the game. Okay? It's a game. It's a game. Oh, boy. Of course, it's a game.
Starting point is 00:37:46 Now, there are... Other than myself, there are eight people on this show. Yeah. People behind scenes, glass room, in the studio. And I could not get everybody something. That's right. Now, what I did is,
Starting point is 00:38:02 in my hand, I pulled out eight envelopes, right? Yeah. Now, on the envelopes. Oh, my God. They're all a different dollar amounts. Like, they're all bonus dollar amounts. From $500, this envelope?
Starting point is 00:38:13 That's the highest. That's the highest. I'll take that one. Yeah. To, no, it's not, I'll take that one. You'll have to draw it to $200. That's the lowest? No, no, no, that's like that.
Starting point is 00:38:24 What's the lowest? To, again, got a couple $80 ones. Wow, wow, wow, yes. We got a, oh, a $120. You, $1.20. A $20 and a $1. Yeah. I love it.
Starting point is 00:38:37 So somebody's. If the lunchbox gets a dollar, it's going to be so bad. Like, just prepare for, I mean. This is not fair. You said I would like it the most. The only way I'm going to like it the most if I get that $5.00. Okay. As of now, I'm peeling off all the dollar amount.
Starting point is 00:38:54 This is awesome. You've got, this is a cruel game. You can back out. Then get out of the game. No, I'm taking a chance for that $500. There's no chance. Everybody gets an envelope. There's no chance.
Starting point is 00:39:05 You have more than you started with. Right. So there's no chance. Whether it's a dollar or $500. What do you mean there's no chance? You're going to get more than you begin with. You're going to get money, dude. You're not going to lose anything.
Starting point is 00:39:15 None of those say is zero. Yeah. Okay, I'm peeling off the tags. Okay. Here's the $1 tag in the garbage. It's like, that game at the carnival. I'm trying to memorize them. Here's the $40 tag off.
Starting point is 00:39:25 So what's going to happen is you have no idea. You're not going to be able to touch the envelopes before you draw them. Because and they're all filled with cash. Everything from the one big daddy $500. Game changer. To the one little daddy.
Starting point is 00:39:39 To the $1.00. Game changer. Here's it. Here it is. That's the big one? That's the heavy one. Here's the big daddy. Is it straight cash in there? Straight cash.
Starting point is 00:39:53 Okay. This is getting so intense. So, I mean, who, go ahead? Who deserves the 500 one, I'm thinking? It's not a deserving game. I'm not mixing them up. I feel like whoever gets it is the person that deserves it. So.
Starting point is 00:40:07 Oh, man, I hope so. Can we read, can we like white elephant? Yes, you steal someone's other? No. That's not a bad idea. No, you cannot. Once you draw, you draw. Now, there are eight people on the show.
Starting point is 00:40:19 There are eight envelopes. Now, lunch, Alex, you'll be choosing the order that people do. draw. Because I just don't want to hear you cry for any reason whatsoever. Oh, wow. So, what? He just took his sweater off. He's getting hot. Now look, I'm going to mix them up. When I
Starting point is 00:40:32 stop mixing them up, the person will pick a number and I will give them that number of envelope. You can't touch the envelope. Out of eight. Yeah. Oh, I don't get to draw? No, you'll give me a number and I'll just pull from the stack and we'll see it together. Okay. But who do you want to go first? Me.
Starting point is 00:40:49 He's got the best chance. Wow. He's just going to go. Why would you Why would you do you first? Because you know when he draws. That's the worst shot. It's not because if the first person gets the 500, it's all the same. It's all the same.
Starting point is 00:41:00 It's all the same. Oh, great. I mean, if he doesn't get it, it's the whole, I just want to deal with him the whole show. Oh, I got you. We're drawing periodically throughout the show. If you go first, that's the worst you can do.
Starting point is 00:41:11 Right, but if I get the 500, you can all kiss my butt. And then I'll be like, yeah, who is stupid? Merry Christmas. Wait. Exactly. That's what I'm saying. Like, because if I let Ray go first, and he gets the 500, I'm going to be ticked. Relax.
Starting point is 00:41:27 No, he's telling me I'm an idiot. Okay. We'll finish the, uh, we'll finish the, uh, no, wait, I was counting on, but what are you doing? Let's go. We'll finish the gifts. And we'll do that end of bed. Who hasn't got their gift yet for Christmas? Like, I haven't.
Starting point is 00:41:40 I haven't got mine. You haven't opened yours? Okay, let's have lunchbox delivered to his. He's primed and ready to go. Oh, great. Goodness, I am fired up. Oh, great. Bones, look what you've done.
Starting point is 00:41:50 I didn't think he was going to go to himself. Hey, I tell you what, I'll do this because I don't want to do it. Put all eight people's names in a hat and I'll draw them. That's better. Yeah, because then nobody has any influence. Yeah, because if you can feel the... No, you're not going to touch the envelope. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:42:05 Yeah, Amy, like, I picked me because I wanted the $500 still in the stack. I understand my odds, like, more people that go away, that my odds would have been better, but I wanted the $500 in the stack guaranteed. And the only way I can do is if I went first. Hey, Mike D's going to... I'm thinking about $500. This is not going to be anything good. Mike D has your present.
Starting point is 00:42:22 Oh, thank you, Mike D. I really, hey, Merry Christmas, Michael. Don't turn into that guy. We shook hands. Doing nice to go. We shook hands. All right. Hey, look.
Starting point is 00:42:31 You're so sour. Donut wrapping paper. Yeah, donut wrapping paper. I used to work at Dunkin' Donuts. Oh, is that why? Yeah. This is why. I used to slaying donuts.
Starting point is 00:42:39 Great. It's good. I worked the drive-through. All right. Here, a box cutter. Box cutter. I don't need a box cutter, I'll rip it open.
Starting point is 00:42:47 It's in a priority mail box. There you go. It's all bent up. hopefully it's not damaged. What's wrong with this guy? Now, all right. All right. Oh, that's really cool.
Starting point is 00:42:58 That's so cool. That's legit. It's so cool. It's a 1990s San Antonio Spurs jacket. 90s Spurs jacket. Mike D. Can I just say from the bottom of my heart? Ho!
Starting point is 00:43:10 Oh, ho! Mike D! I mean, you've been on the show, what, maybe a year, and you came with the best gift I've ever received on the show, and I've been here for 14 years. You actually know.
Starting point is 00:43:25 something about me, something I care about, and you brought the hammer down. You do it right! Oh my goodness! Mike D! Woo! It's like if Lunchbox is happy about a gift. To be fair, ever. To be it ever. Mike D has been a part of the show for years, as an intern. Yes.
Starting point is 00:43:56 It is the first time that I got a gift that's good. Like he's nailed it. Like I don't care how long he's been part of the show. This is how you do it. Yes! Okay. Finally, somebody I can actually use it. You who else hasn't got their gift?
Starting point is 00:44:12 Morgan number one, you got your gift? No, not yet. Okay, come on, we'll do yours. Who's, who, um, who got Morgan number one? Hillary? Okay. Hillary's on any phone screener? Uncle lunchbox is so happy right now. That is cool, dude. That's a good one, Mike, dude.
Starting point is 00:44:28 Oh, my gift is awesome. Who's given here at gift bones? Uh, Raymond. Oh. Yeah, I know. Labeled by years. What is it? What is it?
Starting point is 00:44:40 So it's stuff that came out in each year of the 90s. Oh wow. So I'm a child of the 90s. That's very awesome. Oh, that's cool. I was born in 92. Perfect. For your birthday.
Starting point is 00:44:50 Yes. You have me cupcakes and chocolate? Wow. For a birthday. And Dove chocolate came out in 92. Oh my gosh, the baby bottlepox. When these came out, I had my mom to get me around to all the gas stations in town. How many things were in that box?
Starting point is 00:45:04 That was from 98, huh? Hey Eddie, that's like the new version of that L-O-Bullops. new version of that L.O.L. L.O.L. Surprise ball. You got me Beauty and the Beast? Band-Aids. Oh, my gosh. Britney Spears, baby. This was my first CD. Baby, one more time, Britney Spears. Christina Aguilera.
Starting point is 00:45:22 This is a fantastic singer. Shania Twain. That was the first album, remember you said with your mom? Yes. I saved that album, like, with my mom in the car. I don't know how this about me? You're braing you. Boris Gump.
Starting point is 00:45:36 Wow. Wow. Wow, this is like the bag of 90s. The theme is 90s. Bob it. Bop it. Pull it. Bop it.
Starting point is 00:45:43 Hit it. Twist it. Slam it. Bop it. That's cool. Wow, she labeled the years. Yeah, every year from the 90s something. Hershey's cugs came out in 93.
Starting point is 00:45:54 Dang, why it. So cute. Really? I'm not even making it. I've nailed it. Dang. It's like, make a wish. In a toothbrush with Bell for Beauty and the Beast on it.
Starting point is 00:46:05 I've missed. I think that's funny. And popcorn for your movies. You know what? So something from every year in the 90s. You absolutely nailed. Look at this. Merry Christmas.
Starting point is 00:46:15 Yay. Give her a hug. Yeah. Give her a hug. Yeah. There you go. Thank you. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:46:23 Thank you. All right. So I have a gift left to get. Mike D. has a gift. Hillary too. Okay. Three gifts left. And then we can start the envelope process.
Starting point is 00:46:32 Thank you, Mike. We have the dance party coming up, too. There you go. Hey, good job, Hillary. Hillary's the newest of the show. She had a lot to live up. She came in strong. Yeah, she did.
Starting point is 00:46:42 That was good. She spent all of her pay. Yeah. She's a baby-bonne. This is a Bobby Bonds show. Bobby Bonds. They announced the wedding date for Prince Harry and Megan Markle. What is it?
Starting point is 00:46:54 May 19th, 2018. Okay. That's a quick one, huh? That's like what I call Amy style. Yeah. Like, you meet and you go. No wasting time. It's like, hello.
Starting point is 00:47:03 Mine was way faster. Yeah, here's the way faster. faster. Amy was like, hey, met this dude, we're getting married tomorrow. Like, what? Wow. I know. And then I was in the wedding. Oh, no, no, sorry, I was watching the wedding. Oh, you weren't in the wedding. That's correct.
Starting point is 00:47:19 I guess we weren't that close then. Yeah. Yeah. That still hurts my soul. Amy didn't put me in hers. Kelsey didn't invite me to. What percentage? Like, I need to know what percentage. Oh, not much. Because how long we've been together here? Well, at that point. No, no, no, on the show of total. Oh, 11 and a half years?
Starting point is 00:47:35 You and I? Mm-hmm. And how long you've been married? About to celebrate 11 years? About to celebrate 11 years. Yeah, so it was a half. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:41 So you've got him by six months. Yeah, like 19%. Not much. Over 50% it means I'm right. Yeah. I only have 19% resentment. Okay, cool. I'm a heart.
Starting point is 00:47:52 I forgot about your emotional percentage. Yeah, I told you. Meeter. Not being about it to Kelsey's wedding, 42%. And you remember those numbers too, like solid. Because they're in my heart. You're crazy. How do you not remember your heart?
Starting point is 00:48:03 Here's the thing about lying in me. If I lie, I have to remember it. Oh, yeah. And now I'm losing it up here. Oh, no. That's good. Percentages could change. Yeah, yeah, they fluctuate.
Starting point is 00:48:14 It's like Bitcoin. All right, let's give another gift. Hey, bring in Hillary our newest member of the show. All right, it's my turn. Because Eddie got Hillary a gift. He drew her. Come on, Hillary. All right, Eddie, so.
Starting point is 00:48:30 All right, so. Eddie drew Hillary. It's a 90s-themed Christmas giveaway. Yeah, open this up first, Hillary. This is like a mixture of, little gifts I got you. Tiny little little gifts. Okay, and let's roll through the little gifts pretty fast. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You need help opening up. I'm here for you.
Starting point is 00:48:45 Yeah, I'll need some help. Eddie got Hillary our newest, our phone screener. There you go. There you go. What year were you born, Hillary? 1993. There you go. All right, Hillary, tell them what that is. A Pearl Jam shirt. Yeah! What up!
Starting point is 00:49:02 Eddie's favorite band? My favorite band from 1992. It's a Pearl Jam shirt. Open that up, Hillary. What is that? It's a mood ring! A mood ring! What a girl in the 90s didn't have a mood ring? Yeah, what's your mood? I for sure did.
Starting point is 00:49:18 Find out. Okay, how did I open here? I'll find out. It sounded creepy. Oh my gosh, she's a mug from friends. Yeah, she's been watching friends, so I got her a mug. All right, this is the best gift right here. Open this, Hillary.
Starting point is 00:49:33 This right here, guys, is a two-disc set of my own journey through the 19th century. through the 1990s in music for Hillary. You burned our CDs of your life? It's an entire thing. Oh, my gosh. There are clips on the board. Okay.
Starting point is 00:49:49 People want to hear, get a little taste of what's in the series. These are songs that I remember from the 90s, and I'm going to go down through every year. Did you put this on there? I sat there through two hours. But did you say that on the disc? Yeah, no, it's me talking, and then I play music. These are songs that I remember.
Starting point is 00:50:05 You're such a goober. That's funny here. Sing it, Hillary. Now you know the song. and I'll be it. So you sing along with the songs? Dude, I sat through the whole thing for two hours and recorded this. Wait, so when I'm playing these clubs, this is actually what she's going to hear is Eddie.
Starting point is 00:50:17 Yes. Talking her through the songs. Welcome Nirvana. This is Nirvana. Smells like Teen Spirit. Like a document! That's awesome. Darius Rucker, he wasn't always a country artist.
Starting point is 00:50:29 He was in a band called Hootie and the Blowfish. And in 1995, is when they had their album, Cracked Rear View. I think he was called Cracked Rear View. because I didn't do any research for this. I just pulled songs out of my old heart there. Yeah, so Darius Rucker was in the band called Hootie and the Blowfish, and here it is from 1995, Only Wanna Be With You. This is like the worst satellite radio show ever where they just get on and go,
Starting point is 00:50:57 well, here's a song I found. It's funny. That's a funny idea. And Hillary, hold on, let me listen to the outro. Hold on. And Hillary, I hope you had a good time with me. and I hope this trip was good and I hope you learned a lot too
Starting point is 00:51:12 so I'm gonna leave you with this song from 1999, Live in La Vida Loca, Ricky Martin, bye Hillary. That's awesome. That's funny. I'm gonna listen to all my flight at home.
Starting point is 00:51:21 That was funny. There's a hug. Very Christmas. Dude, that's fun. I love that. That makes my face hurt. That's so funny. The fact that you did like
Starting point is 00:51:29 a spoken word documentary with songs. I so don't know how to do it. I sat to the whole thing for two hours. My cheek cover from smiling so hard and just listening to you. Document. Your life and music. I didn't research this, so...
Starting point is 00:51:42 All the facts are wrong, too. Ricky Martin, he's born in China. I think. I don't know. This is just coming from my heart. Hey, Raymond, bring me my gift. Let me open my gift. And then Mike D.
Starting point is 00:51:52 I'll give Mike D his gift. It isn't. Deng, dong. Deng, dong. It's a 90s Christmas. Thank you, Raymond. It's a Chicago Bulls. Rab and paper.
Starting point is 00:52:03 Fun fact about the Bulls, I have no interest in them whatsoever. So, that's cool. All right. The 90s theme Christmas. What are you laughing at? The Chicago Bulls, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:18 There's like, there's nothing that is, I think you just had it left over. It's raised from that area of the country. The midden in Michigan, actually. Yeah, to be specific. Probably some sort of clothing. Okay. If you had to guess.
Starting point is 00:52:33 Had to guess, it's clothing. All right, the top of the box is off. Unwrapping. Oh, oh, oh. It's a saved by the bell t-shirt. Legit? It's a fresh prince of Bel Air iron on. Yeah!
Starting point is 00:52:47 Did you make that? No. Oh. Internet. A bath bomb and a bop in a bopet. Yeah, that bath bombs from the 90s, baby. Like, legit. I mean, so disappointed.
Starting point is 00:52:58 Wait, why? I love it. What are you talking about? I just laid it down. Oh, my goodness. Hey, Ray, that's going to be sitting there for the next three weeks. For sure. Thanks, buddy
Starting point is 00:53:08 Yeah, dog All right, we'll get Mike Dehan's gift in a second Okay Wait, can we see the same by the bell shirt? Sure Hold it up. You can take it home if you want That's like the class of Bayside High
Starting point is 00:53:22 That's probably pretty hot Bobby, I can see you wearing that. Is it medium? Is it medium? Yes, Bobby, you will wear It's large, it's too big. Oh my gosh, cut the sleeves out and make it a tank. Do a little bit of research, man.
Starting point is 00:53:36 Oh, boy. Merry Christmas, everybody. I like it. I mean, I'm just the host, you know? That's where I'm going to the bathroom. It's awkward. Thank you, buddy. I'll use that bath bomb.
Starting point is 00:53:47 Yeah, yeah. Anybody want to refill? What? What? Merry Christmas, everybody. Mike, Mike D's a gift, the dance party, and then we'll do the money lottery in a second. Alright. This is a body-bon show.
Starting point is 00:54:04 Bobby-Bomb. They announced the wedding date for Prince Harry and Megan Markle. What is it? May 19th, 2018. Okay. That's a quick one, huh? That's like what I call Amy style. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:14 Like, you meet and you go. No wasting time. It's like, hello. Mine was way faster. Yeah, here's way faster. Amy was like, hey, met this dude. We're getting married tomorrow. Like, what?
Starting point is 00:54:26 Wow. I know. And then I was in the wedding. No, no, sorry, I was watching the wedding. Oh, you weren't in the wedding. Yeah. That's correct. I guess we weren't that close then.
Starting point is 00:54:35 Yeah. Yeah. That still hurts my soul. Amy didn't put me in hers. Kelsey didn't invite me. What percentage? Like, I need to know what percentage. Oh, not much because how long we've been together here? Well, at that point.
Starting point is 00:54:46 No, no, no, no. On the show of total. Oh, 11 and a half years? You and I? Mm-hmm. And how long you've been married? About to celebrate 11 years. About to celebrate 11 years.
Starting point is 00:54:54 Yeah, so it was a half. Yeah. Yeah. So you got him by six months. Yeah, like 19%. Not much. Over 50%. I mean, I'm right.
Starting point is 00:55:04 Yeah. I only have a 19%. resentment. Okay, cool. I forgot about your emotional percentage. Yeah, like meter. Not being about it to Kelsey's wedding, 42%. And you remember those numbers too, like solid. Because they're in my heart. You're crazy. How do you not remember your heart? Here's the thing about lying in me. If I lie, I have to remember it. Oh, yeah. And I'm losing it up here. So I just tell the truth. That's good.
Starting point is 00:55:26 Percentages could change. Yeah, yeah. They fluctuates like Bitcoin. All right, let's give another gift. Hey, bring in Hillary, our newest member of the show. All right, it's my turn. Because Eddie got Hillary a gift. He drew her. Come on, Hillary. All right, Eddie, so. All right.
Starting point is 00:55:46 So Eddie drew Hillary. It's a 90s-themed Christmas giveaway. Yeah, open this up first, Hillary. This is like a mixture of little gifts I got you. Tiny little little gifts. Okay, and let's roll through the little gifts pretty fast. Yeah, yeah. You need help opening up.
Starting point is 00:55:59 I'm here for you. Yeah, I'll need some help. Eddie got Hillary, our newest, our phone screener. There you go. There you go. What year were you born, Hillary? 1993. There you go.
Starting point is 00:56:12 All right, Hillary, tell him what that is. A pearl jam shirt. Yeah! What up! Eddie's favorite band? My favorite band from 1992. It's a pearl jam shirt. Open that up, Hillary.
Starting point is 00:56:25 What is that? It's a mood ring. A mood ring. What up? What girl in the 90s didn't have a mood ring? I love it. I for sure did. Find out.
Starting point is 00:56:34 Okay. I'll find out. It sounded creepy. It's creepy. Oh my gosh, she's a mug from Friends. Yeah, she's been watching Friends, so I got her a mug. All right, this is the best gift right here. Open this, Hillary.
Starting point is 00:56:48 This right here, guys, is a two-disc set of my own journey through the 1990s in music for Hillary. You burned our CDs of your life. Burned. It's an entire thing. Oh, my gosh. Both, there are clips on the board. Okay. People want to hear, get a little taste of what's in the series.
Starting point is 00:57:05 These are songs that I remember from the 90s, and I'm going to go to do. down through every year. Did you put this on there? I sat there through two hours. Did you say that on the disc? Yeah, no, it's me talking and then I play music. These are songs that I remember. You're such a goober. That's funny. Yeah. Sing it, Hillary, now
Starting point is 00:57:22 you know the song. And I'll be it. So you sing along with the songs? Dude, I sat through the whole thing for two hours and recorded this. Wait, so when I'm playing these clubs, this is actually what she's going to hear is Eddie? Yes. Talking her through the songs. Welcome Nirvana. This is Nirvana. This is Nirvana. Smells like Teen Spirit.
Starting point is 00:57:37 Like a document. That's awesome. Darius Rucker, he wasn't always a country artist. He was in a band called Hootie and the Blowfish. And in 1995 is when they had their album, cracked rearview. I think he was called Cracked Rearview. Because I didn't do any research for this. I just pulled songs out of my old heart there.
Starting point is 00:58:00 Yeah. So Darius Rucker was in the band called Hootie and the Blowfish. And here it is from 1995, Only Wanna Be With You. This is like the worst sound. Adelaide radio show ever. Where they just get on and go, well, here's a song I found. A lot of ums.
Starting point is 00:58:14 It's funny. That's a funny idea. Merry, Merry Christmas. And Hillary, I hold on. Let me listen to the outro. Hold on. And Hillary,
Starting point is 00:58:20 I hope you had a good time with me. And I hope this trip was good. And I hope you learned a lot, too. So I'm going to leave you with this song from 1999, Live in La Vida Loca, Ricky Martin. Bye Hillary. That's awesome.
Starting point is 00:58:34 That's funny. That's funny. That's funny. I'm going to listen to you on my flight home. That was funny. Yay. There's a hug. Merry Christmas.
Starting point is 00:58:40 Dude, that's fun. I love that. That makes my face hurt. That's so funny. The fact that you did like a spoken word documentary with songs. I so don't know how to do it. I sat through the whole thing for two hours. My cheek cover from smiling so hard.
Starting point is 00:58:52 Just listening to you document your life and music. I didn't research this. All the facts are wrong too. Ricky Martin. He's born in China. I think. I don't know. This is just coming from my heart.
Starting point is 00:59:04 Hey, Raymond, bring me my gift. Let me open my gift. And then Mike Dee. I'll give Mike Dee his gift. It isn't. It's going. Ding dong. It's a 90s Christmas.
Starting point is 00:59:14 Thank you, Raymond. It's a Chicago Bulls. Rap paper. Fun fact about the Bulls, I have no interest in them whatsoever. So that's cool. Fun fact. All right. It's a 90s theme Christmas.
Starting point is 00:59:30 What are you laughing at? I had the Chicago Bulls. Yeah, yeah. There's nothing that is a. I think he just had it left over. It's raised from that area. of the country. The mitten in Michigan actually. Yeah, to be specific.
Starting point is 00:59:42 Probably some sort of clothing. Okay. If you had to guess. Had to guess, it's clothing. All right, the top of the box is off. Unrapping. Oh, oh, oh. It's a saved by the bell t-shirt. Legit? It's a fresh prince of Bel Air iron on. Yeah!
Starting point is 01:00:01 Did you make that? No. Oh. A bath bomb in a boppet. Yeah, that bath bomb's from the 90s. baby. Like, legit. Bobby is so disappointed.
Starting point is 01:00:13 Wait, why? I love it. What are you talking about? I just laid it down. Oh, my goodness. Hey, Ray, that's going to be sitting there for the next three weeks. For sure. Thanks, buddy.
Starting point is 01:00:26 All right. We'll get Mike Dehan's gift in a second. Okay. Wait. Can we see the Save by the Bell shirt? Sure. Hold it up. You can take it home if you want.
Starting point is 01:00:35 That's like the class of Bayside high. That's probably pretty odd. Bobby, I can see you wearing that. Is it medium? Is it medium? Is it medium? Yes, Bobby, you will wear... It's large.
Starting point is 01:00:44 It's too big. Oh my gosh. Cut the sleeves out. Make it a tag. Do a little bit of research, man. Merry Christmas, everybody. I mean, I'm just the host. That's where I'm going to the bathroom.
Starting point is 01:00:58 It's been awkward. Thank you, buddy. I'll use that bath bomb. Yeah, you. What? Merry Christmas. Mike, Mike D's gift,
Starting point is 01:01:13 the dance party, and then we'll do the money lottery in a second. All right. Getting a few messages online that I was rude about Raymond's gifts. I just my feelings. You're being authentic.
Starting point is 01:01:39 Yeah. Like I always say, as long as I can be the honest me, I can't expect people to feel any... You feel however you want, but I always be truthful. And I opened it and I was like, man, Amy got awesome gifts.
Starting point is 01:01:51 I make awesome gifts. Pretty good. Pretty good, I'd say. Yeah. It's still 90s. It fit the theme. It's just to be for fun. I know.
Starting point is 01:02:00 I know. I feel like a bath bomb. A bath. I mean, I don't even take bath. He doesn't. Oh, Bobby, you take baths. I haven't in a long time. I stopped.
Starting point is 01:02:07 I got off there. Well, you should start again. I don't even have a bathtub in my, like upstairs anymore. But, no, I like the shirt. But I was, you know what? I had to follow, like, some great. Like, Eddie's was really good. It was just the placement of it.
Starting point is 01:02:18 I think I liked it better if I'd got it early. Well, we as a show, have a gift for you. Well, I can't wait. It has to be better than that. I hope it's a bunch of bath bombs. Great. I don't feel the pressure now.
Starting point is 01:02:30 No, I like the shirt. But Lunchbox had the coolest gift ever. That jacket was pretty cool. It was awesome. It was awesome. I do like my said-by-the-belt t-shirt, though. I do. What do I have pulled out so I remember taking home.
Starting point is 01:02:44 You have it. Yes, it's right there by your bag. It's a little big. That's large. But it's like you need to put any research in that. What size I am, either. We all know you're a medium. Ray loves things big. I'm not Ray.
Starting point is 01:02:53 I know, but I think he just was transferring that over. But if I was disappointed, that's just my raw emotion. Yeah. Do my listeners not want my raw emotion? That's what I wonder sometimes. Like, do they'll be to lie? No, they don't. Even if I'm not feeling like tip top.
Starting point is 01:03:07 Should I act tip top? No, no, no. Listen, I just always remember the reason for the season. That's right. It's not a saved by the belt t-shirt. No. Or a bath bomb. No.
Starting point is 01:03:18 Or a bobbett, rop it, whatever it's called. Yeah. Anyway. That's all. You can be disappointed with me. It's not the first time. Oh, here he goes. I'm saying My whole life. It's not the last people. Everybody's been disappointed me my whole life And they'll be disappointed me forever so I live under the umbrella of disappointment Here comes his Twitter rant like it's a raining disappointment luckily I have an umbrella that shelled me some
Starting point is 01:03:39 But some of the wind blows and you still get wet, you know? Tweet number two Continue to actually we have more characters now. Oh you can Twitter storm too I did a Twitter storm last night Where you can put that? You put a whole thread up at once. So you push the plus and you can do like 10 at once. So I did one last night. Wow.
Starting point is 01:03:58 Yeah, so. Oh, I must have missed that. You didn't play Eminem Trivia, Amy versus Lunchbox? Of course. I'm kind of just being funny about Ray's gift. Yeah, I know you are. It is all just for fun. Totally.
Starting point is 01:04:07 But like one of the listeners is really, here I'll read this to you. Well, Bobby, that was extremely rude. You sound better than anyone else on the show. Better? From Jill Cook. Yeah. You know what? It was my raw emotion.
Starting point is 01:04:20 Okay. Sorry. It's all good, man. Sorry for having a raw emotional heart. It says what it feels. We're the same now about gifts as we were when we were 25. Like 37 now. Nothing's changed.
Starting point is 01:04:34 Nothing's changed. Like nothing. But then did you see Bobby's tweet? What? When everybody else gets a really thought out awesome gifts and I get mine. Bobby? Bobby! That's great.
Starting point is 01:04:47 The kid crying is great. Bobby, come on. Humor. Find humor in the... Be mature. This whole show's about humor. And finding humor and tragedy. That's what I just did.
Starting point is 01:04:57 Retweet. Well, we can't play this game, right? Because now I have to go. Yeah, I appreciate it, Ray. Did your girl get that for me? Oh, we were trying it together. Yeah. So, yeah, she did.
Starting point is 01:05:08 Yeah. Everyone you mean. Oh, the mistletoe hung where you... All right, we're doing our Christmas gifts. We have one more, one more gift. That's it. I said, everybody's got there except Mike D? Yeah?
Starting point is 01:05:34 Yeah, and then we have a show gift. Okay, well, let's do Mike D. Grab your gift over there. Oh, oh, man. You can bring it over here. Been waiting for this one. So I got Mike D. It's a 90s Christmas, and so you can open her up.
Starting point is 01:05:50 And I just know what's near and dear to Mike's heart. It's in a red package, a white box. Looks like it could be a shirt. Be careful. Keep it the other way. I mean, just don't, like, slam it around. It's alive. It's alive.
Starting point is 01:06:04 No, it's not alive. Okay, he's opening the box here. It's in some blue filler paper. Now, it is a script from 1992 when Krusty gets canceled, the Simpsons and all of the voices of the Simpsons signed it. Bart Simpson, Homer Simpson, all the main people sign the script. One of my favorite episodes of all time. That is correct.
Starting point is 01:06:28 I feel like he might cry. That is so awesome, man. 1992. And there's a certificate of authenticity. because in case anybody ever doesn't believe it. You're kidding me, dude. This is so cool, dude. So you look at that.
Starting point is 01:06:40 Wow. Yeah, I know. How do you do that? I'm going to cry. Mike D might be crying right now, I think. Don't cry on me. Don't cry on me. Don't cry on me.
Starting point is 01:06:50 This is awesome, dude. I love the Simpsons. My favorite show ever. All right, make sure that doesn't get messed out. It needs to be in a case. Okay. There you go, buddy. You're welcome, buddy.
Starting point is 01:06:57 How did you do that? Do you know the Simpsons? There are strings to be found. You know Homer? Yeah. I called Mo at the bar. And I was like, No.
Starting point is 01:07:11 Hey, Bob. Mo, can you let me have a Homer? That's so cool. There you go. Happy Christmas. Mike D. You want to stay after the show. We can act it all out. You and me. That's so cool, man. Hey, read some of it. You guys do it. Yeah, do some of the script. Yeah, yeah, open it up. Merry Christmas, everybody. Wow. There it is.
Starting point is 01:07:39 We have the lottery. We'll do the lottery after the dance party. I love this. Can I touch it? I'm stressed. What, the script? Yeah, be careful because it's in mint condition. If you open it up, it'll say like 1992, what the episode is.
Starting point is 01:07:53 Whoa, so if we were an actor, whoa, it's from September 17, 1992. Yeah. It's amazing. Sorry, gentlemen. This is a crusty household. Amy's acting at us. And as long as you're under this roof. And then, oh, it even has things like, we hear the front door slam.
Starting point is 01:08:09 They're gone. It's like got the like, what's actually happening. That's what the script does, yeah. Oh, sorry. They're all like that. That's every script ever, yeah. Hey, the dummy can't hurt you. He's not even alive.
Starting point is 01:08:22 He's dead. Anyway, Merry Christmas. I don't know. It says slightly higher voice. Yes, you read the script and we'll do tell me something good. That's cool. Hey, let's do tell me something good. All right, so here is what's happened.
Starting point is 01:08:50 So I wanted to get everybody on the show some sort of bonus. And then I thought, you know, there are eight people. I appreciate all of you. But I do love a little gamesmanship. And I know you guys do too. Let's be honest. Yes. We all love our games.
Starting point is 01:09:07 Love the game. We love our lotteries. We love our board games. We love our trivia. Oh, yeah. Yeah, but we don't like fighting and awkward. We're not fighting. That's up to you.
Starting point is 01:09:16 All I know is I brought in a bunch of cash and there are eight envelopes. Because there are eight people on the show. Perfect. The highest envelope has $500 in it. Yeah! Come on. Let's go! The lowest envelope has $1.
Starting point is 01:09:30 So somebody's going to get $1. Yeah, hopefully lunchbox. I got a question. Why are they rooting against you? I don't know why they're so rude to me. They're really rude to you. No, I want you. Please get the $5.
Starting point is 01:09:41 No. Go ahead. Does anybody want to volunteer and take this? a dollar. What? Love it. Does anybody want to volunteer? Merry Christmas. It doesn't matter. You're leaving here with more than you start with it. If we draw it, Bobby, can we do that? No. No, you can say right now you want the dollar. No, no. No, no. Amy, no. Amy, no. This is my personal money. You don't get to pick the rules. Okay. So, lunch, Lexbox, do you want to draw the names, though? Yeah. Okay, you can draw the names. Tell me what name you draw. Close your eyes.
Starting point is 01:10:14 Oh, gosh. Wait, what is he drawing? The names for the money? Morgan number one. All right, Morgan number one. If you get the $500. Okay, you have to just have yelling that every time. Morgan, there are eight numbers.
Starting point is 01:10:27 You don't get to look at the envelope. Oh, I don't. I'm just going to switch them up. Pick a number one through eight. Go. Oh, wow. Seven. Okay.
Starting point is 01:10:34 Ready, everybody. Count them out with me. One, two, three, three, four, five, six, seven. That's your. It's a dollar. Open it up. Open it up. Open it up.
Starting point is 01:10:46 It's a dollar. See how much is it? A dollar. Be a dollar. Dollar, dollar, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da. Yo, why did you want more than the dollar? It's $40. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:10:57 How do you feel? I feel good. This is 40 more dollars and I have five. There we go. That's the spirit. That's a spirit. Enjoy it. Enjoy it.
Starting point is 01:11:09 Enjoy it. Enjoy it. The 500 is still out there, boys. All right. The $500 and the $1. $1. Hey, lunch. Pick you.
Starting point is 01:11:19 Okay. And lunchbox is picking a name out of the hat. All right. Who's drawing next? Amy! Okay. Okay. Now, all right, all right, if you get the $500.
Starting point is 01:11:30 No, you can't stop yelling at to every person. Oh, this is... Okay, I said I'm going to be happy. Okay, hold on. Okay. Hold on, I'm switching up. Do you. Look, it's legit.
Starting point is 01:11:39 I know what number I'm going with. Are you happy with my switch? Go! Just go. Okay. Go. Give me pick a number. Four.
Starting point is 01:11:48 One, two, three, Oh my gosh, four. That's thick. That's the one dollar. That's really thick. It's pretty thick, it's pretty thick. It's pretty thick. Oh no.
Starting point is 01:11:58 You're kidding me? I saw it. Oh, shoot. This is so rich. What did you do it in? It's pretty thick. What is it? It's 500.
Starting point is 01:12:04 Okay, okay, okay, lunch, folks, don't we have such attitude. Amy, you got donate some of that, though, right? 20, 40, 60, 80, 100, 20, 60, 80, 80, 180. $180. $180.
Starting point is 01:12:16 $100,000. $180. I'll take that. That's good. That's good for like five and two hundred. What are you mad about? Hey, 180's a lot of money, man. I thought that was five, dude.
Starting point is 01:12:28 That's one of the bigger envelopes. I could have used 180. This is really awesome. Thanks. You're welcome. Hey, Merry Christmas. Thank you. What else is still out there, bones?
Starting point is 01:12:37 There's a $1 and a $500. And a $200. Wow, y'all. Lunchbox is drawing names from heads. I do not. Come on. How's when you want your name, Dave?
Starting point is 01:12:46 A little prayer, Robbred. You want your name. Lunchmars! Go on, go on, come on. Now, there are only six out there. Oh, my goodness. You have a one in six chance. Wow.
Starting point is 01:12:59 Okay, Amy, tell me when to stop mixing. Oh, he's not going to pick a number? Do you tell me when to stop mixing? Stop mixing. Stop mixing. Okay, stop mixing. Okay, stop mixing. Okay.
Starting point is 01:13:08 Get the $1. Okay. Get the $1.00, please. Let's box. Pick a number. One, three, six. Go ahead. Oh, my gosh.
Starting point is 01:13:16 Oh, gosh. Oh, gosh. Great. Hurry up. Anderson High School soccer jersey number two one two okay number two the light oh it's a real light that almost flew away that almost flew away the air-condition wind almost took it it's a dollar oh here we're gonna do no why would you rip up the dollar why would you do that that's so rude hey I'm telling you man there they're that I love I love this.
Starting point is 01:13:59 Merry good. Like a dollar. You just didn't know. That's how much I'm donating to Bobby's gift. What? I cannot believe he ripped that dollar. You picked your own name and your own number. You did it all.
Starting point is 01:14:17 Wait, why would that be equivalent to what you donate to our show gift to Bobby? But why? You picked your own name and your own number. You had all. If anybody wants a dollar, you can change it back together. But I'm saying, you did everything. You had all control of everything. I don't think the banks will like that.
Starting point is 01:14:34 No, no. No, the Treasury Department. Yeah, they don't like Taped money. Eddie, you can draw now. Let's Bucks is out. No, I'm in. You're still drawing? Oh, wow, he's still playing. Okay. I thought he's going to go home. I want to go home. I really do. Wait, why?
Starting point is 01:14:47 He's so stupid. Who is it? Morgan 2. I hope you get to 500. I hope you get it. Lunchboxx. You drew your own name and your own number. Like, you did it all yourself.
Starting point is 01:14:56 I understand. Okay. Okay, then. Wait, so what? I don't know what he's mad either. He did it all. What do you mean? Why in my mouth? I got a dollar. But you did it. But you did it to yourself. Some people get anything. Some people have to pay money.
Starting point is 01:15:11 Yeah. All right. Morgan number two. I'm picking number one or five. Let's go with three. Three, she says. A good number. Two, three. If you're just tuning in, all the impulse have money in them from $500 to $1. That's kind of light. Why do you hope she got it? Because I hate Eddie and Ray.
Starting point is 01:15:29 That's kind of light. All right. Morgan number two, how much did you get? Oh, there's $60. $60. Wow, wow, wow, there you go. That's a smaller. Thank you, Bobby.
Starting point is 01:15:39 You're welcome. So I brought this is all cash from my house. Oh, boy. All my money I wanted to give you guys, and so we're playing a lottery system here. And the big one, the five honey is still in here. I know. The little win, the $1 lunchbox drew himself.
Starting point is 01:15:54 I love it. Yeah. This is the best day ever. Okay. All right. Give me it. Come on, Mike D. I hope you win. Here we go. That'd be nice if Mike D. want.
Starting point is 01:16:06 Yeah, Eddie, shut up. You would not like that. Eddie. Eddie. Come on, baby. Come on, baby. Let me. Amy, tell me when to stop mixing them.
Starting point is 01:16:13 Okay. Let it mix, Amy. Let it mix. Stop mixing. Okay. All right. How many are there, bones? Four.
Starting point is 01:16:18 Oh, that's easy. I want number three. Number three in Vegas, baby. I always bet on three red. Let's go. Is it heavy? It's not heavy. Good.
Starting point is 01:16:25 It's not heavy at all. Yes. Ha! Ha! Come on, Dad. I wish y'all can feel my heart right now Get it, Dad! Oh my gosh.
Starting point is 01:16:33 Oh, there's 20s, baby. That's $80! $80! One for me, one for junior, one for junior, one for the wife. Oh, that's perfect! Ow! Hey, $79 more than this guy! Yeah!
Starting point is 01:16:50 Actually, it's 80. Oh yeah, he ripped it. I can't live you ripped up the dollar. Because you did it all yourself, like no one screws you over. Whatever. That's okay. Whatever, he says. I don't care. Okay.
Starting point is 01:17:01 Thanks for the money, Bo. I don't care. Now's when you want your name. Now, okay. Now's when you want it now. Come on, Mike D. Or Morgan, or no. Hillary. She comes in the first year and wins the big one.
Starting point is 01:17:12 Mike D, come on, Mike D. You deserve it, Mike D. You deserve it, Mike D. You deserve it out of anybody in here. Yes, that's left. I thought you did. Well, I did, but I did. Okay.
Starting point is 01:17:24 Let it mix, Amy. Let it mix, Amy. Stop. I'm done. Go ahead. Come on, Mike D. Mike D. Pick one, two or three.
Starting point is 01:17:33 Oh, that's what I picked. Two. Oh, that's heavy. It's light. It's thick. It's light. That's light. Pretty thick.
Starting point is 01:17:41 What are you feeling, Mike, dude? It's pretty, he's opening up the envelope of cash. That was very light. Whoa. 20, 40, 60, and he 100, 120 bucks. Yous! Wow! 120 bucks for Mike D.
Starting point is 01:17:52 Merry Christmas for me, Mike D. Merry Christmas to you, buddy. That's 119 more than lunchbox. No, it's 120 because I ripped up the dollar. It's not funny. There are two names left. Yeah! Oh, wow, Ray's still a bit.
Starting point is 01:18:04 Yeah! I want you to put these behind your back and they had to pick right hand or left hand because they can see them now. It's too thick. Come on. I don't care. Luck's luck, baby. Hillary, please win the $500.
Starting point is 01:18:16 I'll tell you about- There's still a $200 in there. I'm five-laving. There are two names. Oh, my gosh. There's a $200 and a $500. Wow. I think so.
Starting point is 01:18:23 Yes. Okay, you two both come up to me. Wow. That is amazing. Yes. Okay. Now, Hillary, you get to pick the hand, and the Ray gets the other one.
Starting point is 01:18:31 Hillary, which hand, you like? The right hand. Wait, your right hand or my right hand? You point to which arm you want. You want this arm, okay? We got it! We got it! Hold on, wait, hold on.
Starting point is 01:18:47 Hillary, open you first. I may have put paper in them. I may have put paper in them to mess with you guys. Hillary, what do you have? Go ahead. I have 20. Wow! Yeah!
Starting point is 01:18:59 Okay, Ray, open yours? Where's the two-hous? than crap. Somebody got it. I think they counted this 180, but there it is. Yes! 100, two, three, four, five, everybody. Oh, it was supposed to do.
Starting point is 01:19:40 No, it's not. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's exactly. How much as you get? I got 80. You owe me $44, so I'm gonna need that. Well, this is not that right now. Relax. I'm trying to ruin his spirit. No, you've ruined everybody's spirit a bit. Seriously, Bobby, like, who do you think works like the hardest on this show?
Starting point is 01:19:55 Minus. Well, Amy's trying to, Nothing says Christmas spirit Like rating people No, no, no, no, I'm saying Like, give me a dollar You gave yourself the dollar, you did every part of it And you ripped it up
Starting point is 01:20:07 Okay, you guys, my point is Ray works really, really hard So I think him getting the 500 makes sense Like it worked out how it was supposed to There you go Look guys, he Uber's on the side He needed 500 bucks, let's be real Let's be real. Thank you.
Starting point is 01:20:21 One of the 180, somebody didn't count all the way It was 200, but that was me. I think I got the 180. Amy, 200 Amy, I do 100. Amy goes up. Bobby, who works the second hardest on the shop? 60, 80, 100, 20, 40, 60.
Starting point is 01:20:35 No, I know how to count. Whoever does your envelope don't not count. Regardless. Pardon me. There's little ills. All right, there you go. Congratulations. Well, we have a gift for you.
Starting point is 01:20:46 I have to go, though. I have to debate about no matter this time. Yeah, and everybody that has to leave because of the East Coast or if you're Central or Pacific and the show drops us now, you can listen to us. I know, on the Irish country. channel because the show is just now getting started. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:20:59 I mean, I cannot believe lunchbox got one dollar. And he did it all to himself. Like, he picked his name and picked his number. And then he ripped up the dollar. He's so mad right now. I'm glad. Where's the real money for everybody? No, that was it, man.
Starting point is 01:21:13 I'm glad that I'm not the Grinch anymore. Yeah. Like, thank you. You needed that. Needed that one. All right. Okay, okay. There we go.
Starting point is 01:21:21 Bobby Bones. Bobby Bones show. Yeah, there are whiskers. Whispers, excuse me. Whispers are going around the room right now. That last segment we did was considered the perfect radio segment. Perfect. And that's not my whisper.
Starting point is 01:21:41 Perfect. Not your whisper, Eddie's whisper, Ray's whisper. I said nothing. I was working out some countdown stuff over here. And Eddie and Ray are like, that was a perfect radio segment. That ending was perfect. Where the villain loses. Lunchbox.
Starting point is 01:21:55 How am I the villain? Eddie is the one that, like, he goes places for free and doesn't go back and pay them back. You know, he doesn't tip. Good point. I got 80 bucks. I should probably do that today. You know what I'm saying? Like, how am I the villain? I am the nicest one here. That's funny, lunch. I brought in some cash, and it was all. We played a lottery game, and Ray ended up with the big prize of $500. And Lunchbox drew his own name, and then drew a number, and got $1.
Starting point is 01:22:20 And then ripped it up on the air. Merry Christmas, everybody. All throughout the morning, we've given gifts to each other that we drew. We had a 90s-themed gift-giving concept. We did a bonus lottery where everybody drew aelopes and had different amounts of money in it. What a day. That went well. It's been great.
Starting point is 01:22:39 I mean, it has been a Merry Christmas. Here's the game. It's been a jolly Christmas. It has, man. I'm tired. Me too. I'm ready for a nap. In my PJs.
Starting point is 01:22:53 Oh, man. Oh, okay, get your pens out, Amy versus the lunchbox. Let's see who can win Eminem Trivia. If you had. Okay. It's Eminem putting a record. record out today. You had to bet, Eddie, who would you put your money on?
Starting point is 01:23:05 Amy. Okay. M&M's birthday month is what month? Yeah, for the web. Wow. Okay, I'm in. Amy? December.
Starting point is 01:23:19 Lunchbox? October. It is October. He knows that. Dang, Stan. That's a Stan. That's funny, Mom. Amy, you don't get that joke?
Starting point is 01:23:30 I'm worried. Oh, no. No, I'm so worried. You don't get that joke. It's your biggest fit? Okay, guys. All right. Man.
Starting point is 01:23:42 Eminem has one of the top 30 highest scores on what arcade game of all time. Kind of a notable thing Eminem has. Okay, Eminem for the win. Amy? Pac-Man. Lunchbox? Golden Tee. No, Donkey Kong.
Starting point is 01:23:59 Golden Tee. What if Eminem was a great golf player. That'd be awesome. When you respect him a little less, like, you're not that hardcore, dude. He's got a pint of beer in one hand. And he's playing golf with his other hand. All right. According to the song, the real slim shady, who doesn't have to cuss in his rap to sell records? It's easy.
Starting point is 01:24:15 Amy, if you don't get this one, we just have to give it to him. Oh, okay. Do you know this one? Yeah. He's like, you don't have to cuss in your records. Well, I do. So, beep, me and beat you too. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:24:26 One shot. All right, who do you have? Will Smith. That's correct. Will Smith. There you go. Boom. All right, Amy.
Starting point is 01:24:33 Thank you. What was Eminem's ex-wife's name? I'm in. And for the win. Amy? Kim. Lunchbox? Kim.
Starting point is 01:24:43 Correct. All right, I'll give you this one. If lunchbox consists, he wins, okay? What pop singer credits Eminem to helping him get rid of a speech impediment by rapping along with his music? Pop singer's speech impediment said he credits Eminem because he is able to rap along. He studied Eminem's rap. Lunchbox is stressing. I'm not stressing.
Starting point is 01:25:09 I'm in. Lunchbox? I'm Ed Shearing. That's correct. Amy? Ed Shearing. Oh, wow. Guys!
Starting point is 01:25:16 Yes. I'll give you one more. Okay. Even though I just won? Oh, did he win? He got it. Well, he has one up. Hey, there you go.
Starting point is 01:25:24 Hey, let's give the guy a victory. Oh, that's doing. Yeah. And they stay there, and they stay there. Why? And they stay there? Are you disappointed yourself? No, I'm mad at everyone in here.
Starting point is 01:25:46 Why? No one did anything to you. Because everybody was against me, and they got what they wanted. And so I'm just mad. You started the whole thing by yelling at everyone. better not get the 500. Like, no one was against you. No, everybody was.
Starting point is 01:25:57 No, no, no. Yes, everybody. Not before you started. I disagree with you. But then you also did all of you. You picked your own name. You picked your own number. You picked everybody's name.
Starting point is 01:26:05 You picked everybody before you. You did it. You controlled everyone's destiny in that game. I understand. No, not everybody. Yeah, because once they say the number, I don't control their death. But you picked them, so they got to go up and choose.
Starting point is 01:26:17 Like, you controlled everybody just about, wow. Yeah, pretty much. You pulled all the strengths for all the people. You're right. There you go. I was a bad puppet master. I thought you're pretty good. Yeah, I mean, worked that one for everybody else.
Starting point is 01:26:29 Ray loved that you were doing. Ray is having a day of his life, right, Ray? That was phenomenal. Yeah, it's phenomenal. I mean, this is how ridiculous it is. You give Ray, $500. I didn't give Ray anything. He drew it.
Starting point is 01:26:40 You did. Randomly. You bought him tires. Yeah, but he needed tires. So I need a lot of things. Okay, Ray doesn't make as much money as you, and Ray literally needed tires, so I bought him tires. Okay, and what else did you buy him? not about that. Like Ray literally needed tires
Starting point is 01:26:54 and I said, I got you. It was nothing about anything else. Well, I literally need an airplane. So buy me an airplane. I mean, what's the difference? You don't need an airplane. Like, do you see what I'm saying? Merry Christmas, everybody. All right. Here's Amy's Pile of Stories. Today's free shipping Friday. Excuse me? Free shipping
Starting point is 01:27:13 Friday. Many online retailers are offering free shipping on all orders as a last push for online shopping this season. I know that. They're guaranteeing Christmas delivery. So before Christmas, And again, free shipping. I see that UPS truck out sometimes late.
Starting point is 01:27:29 I feel bad for them. Yeah. Out late because I got a massage last time. My back's been killing me. I used that app where you order one. First of all, I feel bad for them. They have to go to some random person's house. And I'm like, what if I was this is this naked creep?
Starting point is 01:27:41 Like, they don't know what they're getting into. Also, I feel bad people working hotels when they're like, you know, room service. You know who's open the door? Probably some hairy fat man who's in his white ditees. Maybe, yeah. Like a lottery. I bet they win a doll.
Starting point is 01:27:54 most of the time. It's not funny. But it's free today. Yeah, free shipping Friday. That's what I feel bad for the EPS guy. That's my point. Because he was out late last night. They were late.
Starting point is 01:28:05 Late. Late. Late. So we got to talk about this NFL player because I figure y'all know more about him than I do that said that a ghost put performance enhancing in drugs in his body. Say it again. A ghost put performance enhancing drugs in his body.
Starting point is 01:28:24 Yeah. Okay, so correct me if I'm wrong. Most players, when they get caught, they just blame it on negligence. They say stuff like, oh. Well, Amy read that somewhere because she doesn't use the word negligence in everyday talks. I'm going for memory, though. So I said, correct me if I'm wrong. They say, oh, my nutritionist must have slipped something in my smoothie or something like that.
Starting point is 01:28:44 But this guy, he straight up said, his name's Jeremy Curley, he said, he said a ghost might have done it. Yeah. And it might have. That's the thing. How can they prove it? You never know. But I mean, what? Here's what happens a lot of time with PDs. Is that...
Starting point is 01:29:01 Performance-enhancing drugs are those listening. They don't get caught for the drug. They get caught for the masking. There are things you can't take that can hide the drug. So rarely does someone get caught for the actual drug. Unless a ghost puts it in you and then all bets are off. Yeah, because, I mean, you don't know what the ghost is doing. I respect his excuse.
Starting point is 01:29:17 And Roger Goodell, the commissioner, you know what? Go back in the game. Well, he was suspended four games. I don't know if that's up. Has he played for? Has he been sitting the bench for? I don't know. No clue. Regardless. He's like the guy. He was kind of good for a second. Yeah, back in the day.
Starting point is 01:29:31 Who was just on Howard Stern? Kendrakemaar saying that he was abducted by aliens when he was six. And the aliens gave him his musical talent. He's pretty sure of it. He didn't say for sure. He was like, I'm pretty sure I was abducted by aliens. We can't prove you wasn't. If there are so many stories, then do you start to go, maybe there's something to it? Oh, yeah. If there are a lot of them starting to come out. That's all I'm saying. Okay.
Starting point is 01:29:53 Leave it there. Companies are replacing, like, Christmas parties with team activities. So if you notice that your company wasn't having a big Christmas party, like where there was alcohol and other things involved, it's because they're trying to do things more low-key, like bowling, private workout sessions, or karaoke and charades at a coffee shop. Okay. It's still a Christmas party. Did you all know that our company had a Christmas party last night?
Starting point is 01:30:17 Only yesterday afternoon, because we finished taking a picture and they're like, hey, come in a Christmas party? We were like, I didn't know about it either. Yeah, I didn't know. A Christmas party, you say? And then Toy, she got mad at me. She goes, do you not check your email? I was like, oh, no, I don't know.
Starting point is 01:30:32 Yeah, I didn't know anything about a Christmas party. They didn't tell us. Yeah. Well, was it a private workout session? I heard it had margaritas. Really? Oh, really? We missed out, guys.
Starting point is 01:30:43 Well, we had our own this morning. Oh, yeah, that was fun. So much fun. Gifts. Cash. Cash. Cash. Everyone got a lot of cash. Joy.
Starting point is 01:30:51 joy, pain. Oh, a lot of pain. Joy. Come on. And pain. Yeah, you know one. Sunshine. And rain. Come on, do it again.
Starting point is 01:31:02 Now I say joy. Oh, oh. And pain. How much do you get? Lutch box? I don't know. See, here's what's crazy. He can't make it rain.
Starting point is 01:31:12 Everybody talks about what a sore loser I am. Bobby had the same reaction when Ray gave him his gift, but I'm the bad guy. I don't think it was the same reaction. It was pure emotion. Can my emotions be wrong? Can I say something? Yes, Eddie, you can. Lunchbox, he didn't rip up his gift.
Starting point is 01:31:27 He just came on the floor. No, I didn't. I had my shirt right beside me. You ripped up the $1 bill. I'm going to take a picture with it because I enjoy the shirt. Like, if Junior did that in front of me, I give him a little popping. I think lunchbox deserves a woman right now. I'll give it to him, Bobby.
Starting point is 01:31:40 Okay, that may be done. It's just pure emotion. I thought you did four already. No, that was three. Oh, man. All right, hurry. Never mind. Is it good?
Starting point is 01:31:49 Oh, man. Give it to me. Yeah. I mean, good for you if you work out. Go ahead. According to a new study, women are totally into muscular guys. Yeah, I don't like that study. Why?
Starting point is 01:32:00 I'm thin. Do you have strong shoulders? I'm thin. Guys with strong shoulders overwhelmingly got the highest marks. And popping pecks. I don't have either one of those. Wait, isn't one of your things you want to get chest implants or is that? I can pop my legs.
Starting point is 01:32:17 I can dance. I can dance my peck. I see them. Who else? You can do that. Not me. The Rock. No, my husband can.
Starting point is 01:32:24 No, my husband can. Anybody else? Dang. No. No. Let's rock. Can you make your pop? No, it's moving your shoulders.
Starting point is 01:32:32 It doesn't count. Yeah, that's it. All right. That was Amy's pile of stories. The show has, I don't know what the deal is. If you guys pulled together to get a gift for me, I'm not sure, but I've been told it's now time for a special gift for me. Yes.
Starting point is 01:32:48 Is that true? Yes. Yeah. like there's a squirrel by to jump out of my pants or something yeah there it is it's a big box Raymond's bringing it in what kind of music shall I play Christmas sad we get the band yeah we haven't heard the band all morning they have a couple things the band left dude oh I was wondering where they were now come on the bank can come back in hey guys bring coin in there they are get your horns yeah cool that one two three four
Starting point is 01:33:13 Have a holy jolly Christmas Open it again. It's a large box, like I'm gonna say it's like two foot by one foot and it is heavy man. Covered in reindeer. This definitely is a female who wrapped this. Wow. See here. Looks like it's a vitamin.
Starting point is 01:33:34 Yeah, and it's red. Why do you look at Amy? Look at lunchbox. He knows. Yeah. I put this together. Well, according to your boxing trainer, you're drinking like three smoothies a day. Yeah, we talk to Jared.
Starting point is 01:33:53 So this is Arkansas Red. Yeah? Do I have to, do I need to like... Vitamix? No, you don't have to open it. It is what it is. Don't open it, but it's legit. It can even make you winter soups.
Starting point is 01:34:04 Maybe there's $500 in there. Well, thank you guys very much. It's very kind of you. Here, Mike, you can hand them. You have one more thing. No, bones, really. You really don't need to open it. You don't need to open the Vitamix.
Starting point is 01:34:16 I like pictures. I want to see my present. A Vitamix. It is what it is. Fine, I just wanted to see my present. There's one more thing. There's one more thing. I just wanted to see my present.
Starting point is 01:34:25 Okay, over there. So look at the front. That's a cutting board. This cutting board gift card is good for a custom shelf situation to put your accomplishments on in your Bobbycast room. An awesome female car painter. Carpenter. Oh, she put it in two words.
Starting point is 01:34:41 This car paint. Because I ran out of room. Carpainter. We'll be making you. Built by Stevie. Heartless show. That's a built by Stevie cutting board. But she has to come to your house and evaluate the situation and then put it up.
Starting point is 01:34:56 But in your Bobbycast's room, like you kind of just have some like books thrown up and then like your ASEMs and CMAs awards. And so this will be like a custom shelf to make that room more legit. Well, thank you very much. That's very kind of you. Whomever was involved in this. Everybody. I just ran vote Amy. Ray just paid it right now.
Starting point is 01:35:17 Yeah, Ray's got all the money in the world. I'll pay you out to the show. Thank you very much. That's very kind of you. That's things that I will definitely use. So thank you. How about that cutting board? Do you like that cutting board?
Starting point is 01:35:30 That's not the point of it, is it? No, it's not, but it's part of your gift, too. But if you don't want it, I... Oh, yeah. It is a really nice cutting board, but it's a cutting board gift card. Yeah, it's a gift card. Yeah. Like, you redeem it.
Starting point is 01:35:40 But if you have any, like, chicken or whatever you want to chop up, you can use that. I have to turn it in to get the... No, it's a gift card. I'm turning the cutting board. When Stevie comes by, she's going to be like, a gift card. Here's the gift card. Where's the cutting board? How did you meet Stevie?
Starting point is 01:35:53 She made my son's headboard. Like a custom wooden headboard. And my kitchen table. She did? No. She could. Plus, I just love that she's like a female carpenter. It's legit.
Starting point is 01:36:06 Oh, she is a car. Pinter. No, he wrote a car dash. I can't only read her writing. Pinter. Thank you very much. It's very nice. I love that it's red, too.
Starting point is 01:36:15 I couldn't even look at it because they were yelling at me. I was just trying to look at my present. I was going to yell at. FYI, that's the last red Vitamix. Ever? Yeah, basically. Well, thank you, guys. It's very kind of.
Starting point is 01:36:26 You're welcome, Bones. Merry Christmas. Who paid you? Everybody. Yeah. This is a gift from everybody. This is a show gift. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:36:33 Yeah, show gift. See? We all go above and beyond. We had a meeting a couple weeks ago. Yeah. Where's the card? Did you get the card too? Why are you yelling, we go above and beyond?
Starting point is 01:36:43 Oh, yeah, where's the card? Yeah, where's the card? Let me get the card, bones. Hold on. There's money in the line. There's a card. And it's awesome. I saw a card with my name on it.
Starting point is 01:36:51 Oh. But I didn't. It's right there front of you. It's funny, dude. No, I think it's right there. It says Bobby. No, no, that's the name else. Oh.
Starting point is 01:36:57 It's funny. Look, open it. Okay. It says, don't just stand there. Let the holiday spirit move you. Is it snowman farting? No, he's shaking. No, he's shaking his bottom.
Starting point is 01:37:08 Oh, it's butt moving, but that noise comes out? Yeah, well, it's just the paper. It sounds like shaking. It's absolutely farting Like he's tooting? Yeah Merry Christmas Merry Christmas Babe Ray
Starting point is 01:37:18 That's what he wrote Oh my goodness What did everybody write on there The card's gonna shock me I'm afraid to touch it Merry Christmas Bobby from Mike These are poignant Merry Christmas from Hillary
Starting point is 01:37:34 Merry Christmas from Morgan Merry Christmas from Lunchbox I signed it before the drawing Ha ha ha ha Just so you know Ha ha ha ha Merry Christmas
Starting point is 01:37:45 Amy points at the beer And then any rights Ja ja ja jada jada Which is Spanish Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Enjoy a song Yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah
Starting point is 01:37:59 Yeah It's a snowman I'm a snowman Thank you guys It's very nice Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah What a day What a day what a day
Starting point is 01:38:19 What a day today has been It's been the 90s gift giving exchange The bonus lottery You know, just remember this. The company didn't give you guys bonuses. Your buddy Bobby did. Oh, Mr. Bones did. Right here.
Starting point is 01:38:30 Right here from my heart. Yeah. I got you guys. Oh, man. Thank you for the gift. I appreciate it with you guys. It's about to be a pretty wild couple weeks. Amy, today's Friday, so not tomorrow.
Starting point is 01:38:43 I guess tomorrow's a busy day packing, huh? Yeah. And Sunday, she goes to Haiti and does it come back? Does she get their kids? Finalizing their outfits, you know. Yeah, she's got them like red, red, white, and blue. She's like coming... Apollo Creed coming to America.
Starting point is 01:38:57 They're cute. They're like stylish, but I mean, definitely red, white, blue influence. Yeah. Like Rocky 4. Apollo Creed. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:39:07 That's the Russian. Poiler alert right before you. And like little beanies. And I got my son this like bear beanie. And my husband's like, no, that's just embarrassing. I'm like, he's seven. No, the rest of it's pretty cute. You basically have two Uncle Sam's coming over and it's like
Starting point is 01:39:22 no beanie for you. No. No, but it is. It's cute. But I'm like, he's seven. He can wear a bear beanie. It's not embarrassing. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:39:30 Wow. Your life's going to be changed. So Amy leaves on Sunday to fly to Haiti and you stay at the orphanage and come back with two kids and you'll have two kids and you'll have two kids and every day you're taking care of two kids. Can you believe that? No. Like, I know we're flying down there, and then I'll just, yeah, we'll wait until we can bring them back. But, yeah. I mean, I guess the hurdle you're alluding to could be that maybe it takes a week.
Starting point is 01:40:03 Anything. It could be anything. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. So that's what Amy's doing. Yeah. What about you?
Starting point is 01:40:08 You leave for your big trip, like, what? What? Yeah. And you still haven't told us where you're going. I looked at my flight time. Tell me right now. Whoa. 12 hour flight time.
Starting point is 01:40:17 Will you tell me? Hmm. Oh, okay. You have to look at my Instagram. Mr. Bobby Bones when I post from the first time. Oh, wow. I made you have a flight time. circle.
Starting point is 01:40:24 Everything about that? Yeah, go around the world and come back. No, just get on a Southwest flight and go to L.A. Oh my gosh. You're going to space? Yes, I'm going straight out for 12 hours. Virgin Galactic. Isn't he offering that?
Starting point is 01:40:37 I don't know. You can go to Mars, I think. I spent all my money on you guys. I don't have anything left to pay for a Virgin Galactic. I'll help you out. I'll give you some money back. No, you've ripped up your dollar. Who rips up money, by the way?
Starting point is 01:40:48 It's terrible. Like, how old do you have to be to think it's okay to rip up money? Doesn't everybody like confetti? I made some confetti. out of money. It's not an age thing. It's a maturity thing, I think. But who just gets so mad they rip up money?
Starting point is 01:41:02 I thought I didn't know one single person that did that. Now I do. If you're a four-year-old would have ripped up a $1 bill, Eddie. What would you have done to him? He's in trouble, popping. Yeah, you would have walked up to your room. Think about it. I'll be up in 10 minutes.
Starting point is 01:41:12 I'm about to give you a popping. Yes. And lunchbox ripped up $1 bill, and what happens? Nothing. He's going to continue to be like this. This is terrible. You can't be acting like that, man. No, I can be.
Starting point is 01:41:23 It's pure emotion. You would act the same way if you got the dollar. I would never tear up a dollar bill. You would not be jumping up and down going, woo! Well, you'd be like, man, crap. You'd be disappointed just like I was. Just because I ripped it up, okay. Okay.
Starting point is 01:41:37 Well, the whole point was you did control everyone's destiny in the room, and everyone should thank you or not thank you because you controlled everyone, including your own destiny. Yeah. Ray won 500 bucks. He didn't even pick an envelope. He just got what was left over. Like, that was the last one standing.
Starting point is 01:41:51 Yeah. Deal or no deal. You can talk to mathematicians. and guys who deal with probabilities, and I guarantee you if you wait the longest, you have the best odds. Okay, that's not true. It really is. It really is. The less that there's that. It's not, that's not true. Initially, yes. Initially, yes, but my odds increase every time a name is drawn. That's true. That's what I loved about it. So by the time there was four left, I mean, my odds,
Starting point is 01:42:12 I was almost getting to like roulette style. Then it was 50-50, and that's when I kill. But, Ray, it's all. I'm not arguing with you. I knew if I could get to 50-50, I would dominate, and I did. Okay. And I did. I can't argue the fact that you won the most. fun, but your logic is not good. If you listen back to it, you'll hear me. I'll say, okay, this is where you want your name drawn. Okay, this is where you don't want your name drawn. I say that the whole time. Okay, but that doesn't
Starting point is 01:42:34 mean it's right. I know. It's all equal. When it starts, it's all equal. That's true. I'm not talking to him anymore. Do you think like when Lunchbox gets home, like, well, like, you and your wife talk about this and will she talk to you about it? Like, would she... Will you be angry about it post-show?
Starting point is 01:42:49 Yeah. You will. And then what will your wife's response be to you? I don't know. No, you know your wife. Like, what would she say? Good job, honey. Yeah, does she support this kind of behavior?
Starting point is 01:43:00 Or won't she be mad that you screwed up and you only want a dollar and you tore that up. Well, no, she won't be mad to tore it up. She'll probably say, I'd probably have done the same thing. Yeah, right. That's why they're married, I guess. Yeah. Like, you guys act like you would have been excited for a dollar. No, no, no.
Starting point is 01:43:12 Not excited. But I wouldn't have been mad. But once you did give me the opportunity to bow out and I did. Right. So let's trade. You she can't. You tore it up. I can get it back together for that.
Starting point is 01:43:22 I'll trade you. Do it, Amy. If he tapes it all up together, will you take it? Perfectly. No, don't give them an option. We're not doing those. No, if you want to trade, miss, oh, I'll be happy with a dollar. Let's trade.
Starting point is 01:43:35 No, that's not the game. Do you want it at lunchbox? Will that make you happy? It won't make me as happy as 500, but it'll make me a lot more happy. If that don't make it happy, I'll give it to him. No, no. We played the lottery. He brought this room down stuff fast.
Starting point is 01:43:49 No, I thought. There was definitely some anchor on the line when he did. at that dollar. Bobby dropped the anchor when he got his presence and I dropped it all the way down. No, I shook mine off pretty quick. Like, five minutes later, it was over.
Starting point is 01:44:01 Yeah. Yeah, yours has been like a three-hour affair. It has given me holiday memories, though. Like, you know, I have trouble talking about my favorite holiday memories. I'll be honest with you. We were doing these things on the countdown talking about your favorite holiday memories.
Starting point is 01:44:13 I don't have a lot of positive holiday memories. Just talking openly, frankly. I'm not a big fan of Christmas because as a kid, we never really had good Christmases. We have any money. So we do these segments, I get uncomfortable talking about Christmas because it wasn't that good for me. That being
Starting point is 01:44:26 said, I've enjoyed today a lot. This is one of my favorite. Guys, I got to tell you, my face hurts I'm smiling so much today. Which part? When he got that dollar. Here's the thing. Because he picked it himself. No, no, let me talk. When he got that dollar. Because last night, I was talking to Mike D
Starting point is 01:44:42 because we were constructing this game and I'd taken a bunch of money out of my own money out of the ATM and I put in the envelopes and here's how the game works. And I said, listen, Lunchbox is going to start screaming us in this game opens. And I said, the absolute craziest ending is if he gets the 500 or the 1. I don't care which one, but my
Starting point is 01:44:58 heart hope for either one of them. Because he's the most polar acting person. Like, he's out of his mind either way. I said, I hope it gets 500 or I hope he gets 1. And nothing in between. But that's what I hoped. And is this going to be so much joy or so much pain? Yeah. So much sunshine or so much rain. Oh, man. And it
Starting point is 01:45:14 happened to be the 1. And so see, you were cheering for me to get the 1. Or the 500. No, no, but here's the thing. I went back and watched a Facebook Live, right? And after I picked my thing, my
Starting point is 01:45:28 envelope, the camera mysteriously goes away from you. Let me get us a rush a hack in my hands, right? And so you could slide a hand, oh here's the lightest one sliding into the second spot. I would never do that. I think we were all watching it. Yeah, I would never do that. In a million years, I would never do
Starting point is 01:45:44 that. Not when it comes to money. I don't mess with people's money. I don't cheat of cards. I don't mess with people's money. I don't know. I You don't. That's right. Yeah, exactly. Here, lunchbox. Take this.
Starting point is 01:45:56 In this spirit. Wow. Take it. She's doing it. Wow. That's what, I mean. No, no, no, no, no, take it. No, don't.
Starting point is 01:46:03 No, he can have it. No, trust me. Don't give him your money. It's, it's, it wasn't mine to begin with. It was yours. You're really going to take her money. Hey, it's a Christmas gift. What can I do it?
Starting point is 01:46:13 Look, and he's smiling now. Like, Eddie, who made more than you? No. It's my rules. No. Eddie, who made more than you. Don't talk to me. It's a chance to like teach.
Starting point is 01:46:22 No, no, no. My Christmas memory's gone if you take it back. I lose my Christmas memory. 80, 120, 40, 60, 80. Eddie, how do you like that, Eddie? Would you allow him to keep from that? None. I want my Christmas memory.
Starting point is 01:46:34 I want to keep my Christmas memory. Good point, Amy. If you do this, we want to have that memory anymore. Look how sad Eddie got. Amy, go get your money. Amy, remember how funny it was when he got that on board. Well, I mean, I just don't want him, like, we can teach him like with the spirit of giving. Don't rob me my Christmas's memory.
Starting point is 01:46:50 go walk over there and get that envelope Amy this is a lesson Look at how sad Eddie is Go Amy go walk There she is walk over there There it is No no whoa whoa There we go
Starting point is 01:47:00 There we go Get our envelope back There it is There you go Wow That's a nice gesture Amy Don't give that to the orphanage If you want to
Starting point is 01:47:07 Oh okay That's a good idea There you go Why I'm gonna play Let me play a little Blake Shelton here Alright Merry Christmas everybody Don't take my Christmas memory
Starting point is 01:47:15 From me okay That was a good memory I like this memory Next year on the countdown I'll be like I'm gonna tell you my favorite Christmas memory Thanks to everybody who's been hanging out all week and all year and all morning for our Christmas episode.
Starting point is 01:47:30 Mr. Bobby Bones on Instagram, if you want to follow me. Just go to the website. Follow everybody. We're going on our Christmas journeys. Amy's leaving Sunday. You'll get her kids. Yeah. A little more than a Christmas journey.
Starting point is 01:47:42 It's like a... I've been a five-year journey. I drove to work today thinking this is the last time I'm driving to work without kids. Yeah. You're not bringing your kids to work. Right? No, but I mean, this is the last time I'm driving to work. No, she doesn't mean that literally.
Starting point is 01:47:55 She means last time she's driving to work without these kids living in her life. Yeah, without like having to have done like bath time before bed and maybe go kiss him good morning before I leave, probably too early. But you know. Eddie says he does that. Every morning. He doesn't. I do do it. I do it.
Starting point is 01:48:10 Do you still do the dishes every day? Yes, I'm still doing the dishes. You do it last night? I did the dishes last night. He didn't like it. And just so you know. He looks away when he lies and he didn't look away. It's a mixture.
Starting point is 01:48:19 Kids to do the dishes. Amy, you can say whatever rules for them you want and just tell them it's normal. It's going to be amazing. I know. I already have been teaching my daughter last time I was in Haiti how to massage my back.
Starting point is 01:48:28 I was like, this is fantastic. Every kid massages their mom's feet before nighttime in America every night. Yes. Yes. Yeah. Well, thank you. Merry Christmas.
Starting point is 01:48:39 Happy New Year. And Amy, I hope it goes awesome for you. Me too. Amy's heading to Haiti on Sunday. Still don't have a return flight, but no big thing. Who knows? Yeah, who knows? Who knows?
Starting point is 01:48:48 I'll be going on my Christmas journey? You go to Haiti? Never know. What if I show up beside her? I have my own kid. I'm leaving with. And I'm like, Amy, I have one too. And you beat her by a minute. Let's get out of here. You're like, I started the process last year.
Starting point is 01:49:04 Yeah, I started five and a half years ago. I just don't want to outshine you. All right, thank you for hanging out. The Bobby Bones show. Bones. With Air Tasker, you can check off anything on your to-do list. Okay, today's list. Pick up the cat, get my nails done, drop off the brownies for the fundraiser,
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