The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby Bones Show Rap Names + Brandon Ray in Studio + Should Babies Be Taken To Concerts?
Episode Date: August 10, 2017Bobby drops his rap name, Brandon Ray stops by the studio and the 'babies at concerts' debate Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for p...rivacy information.
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Bobby Bones, everybody.
Transmitting across America.
Good morning, good morning.
I think today's going to be fun.
Brandon Ray, this new artist, I think it's fantastic.
It's a song called Ends of the Earth, and Keith Urban sings background on it.
He's coming in to perform live today, so that'll be cool.
I have seven foods that are scientifically proven to put you in a bad mood.
Oh.
So if you eat these, you could end up cranky.
Number seven, anything canned.
Really?
Yeah.
Oh, I thought canned vegetables were good for you.
They're better than non-vegetables.
Okay.
Number six, margarine or shortening.
I don't know what that is.
Like butter.
Fat.
I don't eat butter.
Yeah.
But not really butter.
Yeah.
Number five, fast food.
Oh, yeah.
It makes you feel good for about one minute.
Yeah.
It's like, I feel so good.
I don't anymore.
Number four.
Number three.
Package sweets.
Same thing, artificial
sugars, they just, you feel good for a second.
Number two, cereals and snack bars
because of the sugar overload.
Oh, yeah, most of this sugar galore.
It's all this stuff is mostly processed stuff.
The process stuff, that's why I was like,
sugar is, we're going to find out worse than cigarettes.
When I say sugar, I don't mean sugar in an apple, by the way.
Mm-mm.
I mean, that's natural sugar.
I'm talking about processed sugar.
We're having everything.
Because it makes a chemical pop off on your brain,
all of a sudden, your brain needs it again.
And you're addicted to sugar.
and it's grabbing heart
lots of stuff
So you're talking like fun dip
Oh gosh
That's all sugar
Might be the absolute worst thing
You could possibly eat
Man I'll tell you what
I used to kill some fun dips
They were so good
They are good
I would take the stick of sugar
And put it into the sugar
Oh my goodness
And then eat the stick
And then I'd swig a Coke back after it
Like
Have this stuff like fizz in your mouth
Those are the days huh
I know
The number one thing
Diet drinks
That puts you in a bad mood
So just go full
I probably eat the full
full of sugar too, but yeah.
Probably, yeah.
If you're going to do it.
I do think that now, I used to think, oh, yeah, a diet drink is way better, but you might
as well just go regular.
You're going to drink it, drink the regular.
But I still, listen, I love soda.
Yeah.
Your Mountain Dew days were crazy.
A three litter a day, easy.
I would go running and come back and down Mountain Dew.
Yeah.
You know my golden concoction, like how amazing I am with two Midol and a Diet Mountain Dew?
Oh my goodness.
I feel so great.
If I take that concoction, but it's been years just because I can't let myself have that stuff.
Yeah, me too.
If it's a celebratory dinner, I'll have a Coke.
Yeah.
And it burns so good.
I would just imagine it's like if someone who quits smoking and then smokes again for the first time.
It hurts the lungs again.
And it's like, oh, that's the feeling.
Yeah.
No, that's the opposite from what I thought.
But yeah, I got you.
Oh, you got hurt.
No, that burn is just fantastic.
Like a Coca-Cola burn.
that's the best one.
My kids call it spicy.
They say that Coke makes it taste spicy.
Yeah.
Because I guess that's the burn.
Spice me up, babe.
Recognizing people doing cool things.
It's ICU.
Gordon Hartman's daughter, Morgan, was 12 years old.
And he realized she would not be able to go to theme parks like other kids because she had autism.
And the form of where the lights and sounds would affect her negatively.
He realized a lot of the parents that they were dealing with the same struggle.
So he built a theme park for her, smaller, but it's called Morgan's Wonderland.
It's ultra accessible.
It's in San Antonio.
And you can go in and kids can play and not have to worry about loud or the flashes.
And it's still a fun playground type place.
Oh, wow.
That's awesome for them.
And there are certain rides.
If you don't want to ride, you stay away from them.
Yeah.
But yeah, he built that for his daughter and other people in San Antonio are using it too.
It's a cool thing, right?
Love it.
Yeah.
I see you.
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How's your day yesterday?
Man, pretty good. It ended up busier than I thought it was going to be.
I woke up a little bit tired, but not as tired as you. Don't get me wrong.
I'm not. No, this wasn't about me.
I know. It's not. I know. It's not. But sometimes when I think I'm tired, I'm like, Bobby did like a million things, so I need to stop.
I think, and I have a compliment or not. I think.
I think I'm now the Southwest Airlines version of Ryan C Crest.
Let me tell you what I'm about to do.
Because he's like the rich version.
He does all the big stuff.
I have to do the show today.
And I say this in a wonderful way.
Because like I said yesterday, I'm going to die, but I'm going to die doing something
I love.
And I might die early.
But so, yeah, it was long.
I was up until like midnight last night.
I got a three.
I'd have to fly.
First of all, I go speak at a conference today as soon as the show's over.
I fly to Los Angeles today.
I fly back overnight tonight.
I do the show.
I fly back to California tomorrow
and I do two stand-up comedy shows
on South West Airlines.
Well, that's crazy.
Wow.
My boy, Seacrest, got a private jet.
Me, I'm lucky if I'm A7.
I do love it.
I say that in the most lovingest way.
But I wasn't about me,
but I was thinking about that drive.
And then I was like, you know, you get all the comparisons
as the country secrets.
And I'm like, I hate when they do that.
But then I'm like, you know what?
I'm kind of Southwest Airlines, right?
Not country.
You'll take that.
You know that TV show?
One, I've got a TV show.
It's almost done.
We had a call yesterday.
And I'll get to announce it probably in the next 30, 45 days.
Oh, that'll be fun.
It's probably like 70% done.
But there was another one that came to me and said, hey, will you do the show?
We'd like for you to, you know, make a tape and send it to us because we really enjoy what you do.
The kids show is what I can say.
And so they call me yesterday and they said, okay, here's what we know.
You're on the list.
I'm never the guy that gets the show.
and the shows that I want,
I'm always the guy that's on the list
and it doesn't get to me.
But sometimes I find that information
that I'm not supposed to find out.
Yeah, I don't know how you do that, but you do.
They said, well,
Kristen Bell turned it down.
And I was like, yes.
They're like, now we're on Queen Latifah.
And I was like, oh, come on!
So now I'm waiting for Latifah to turn it down,
but I feel like I'm fourth or fifth on this list.
Wow.
Yeah.
It's not like something big, but it's cool.
It's kids.
If you think it's cool, then, yeah.
But the other show that,
doing it's not a kid's thing. But anyway, yeah, no, I mean...
You're so diverse.
It's really quite the opposite. I just kind of throw my just up everywhere and see where it land.
Glad everybody's here, though. I mean, we're out. We're rocking. We're rolling. Lunchbox
you go, buddy? I'm good, man. I'm ready. I'm ready to go. Yeah, fresh haircut looks like.
Yeah, I look good. This guy comes in fresh. Yeah. Look at my Instagram. Look what Amy's
wearing on her face today.
Show. Time for your Thursday positivity. Tell me something good starts now.
Andrea Ramirez, looking forward to going to Disneyland.
Family had been planning the trip for a year.
She's 10 years old.
She had been saving her money all year.
She had saved $200 at 10 years old.
Sadly, the house was burglarized.
They took her money.
They took the 10-year-old $200.
No.
Rude.
I know.
But the police in the neighborhood chipped in $1,000 for the family.
What?
With interest.
That's a pretty good investment.
Yeah, so that's really cool because the police obviously their own money.
Yeah.
They all chipped in.
That's cool.
Good for them.
Amy, you're up.
To celebrate her best friend's last chemo treatment, this friend named Tara,
she planned a surprise parade with friends and neighbors.
So her friend Amy, when she walked out of her house on her way to her final chemo appointment,
she was greeted by cheering loved ones holding signs on the street in her Ohio neighborhood.
Wow.
Her own little mini parade on the last day, because it's a big deal.
Last day of treatment?
Yeah.
the lunchbox. A lot of people have always dreamed
about swimming with the sharks.
Well, the
aquarium in Atlanta
is doing a special thing where they're doing
physical therapy for kids
in the shark tank.
Well, that sounds not that safe.
I like it now. I hope it doesn't
take a bad turn. They might be good sharks.
Oh. Yeah, yeah, they're good
sharks. There yeah. Not the mean one.
I like it. It's fine sounding until
it's not. I like it, though. I like it right now.
I like it.
It says whale sharks. That sounds like a big shark
to me.
I mean, are there killer sharks?
What's the big shark?
Great white. Great white. That's Jaws.
They should put them in what those sharks Michael Phelps raced.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
This number's a little high. How many concerts do you go to a month?
The average goes to two.
That's the average?
Wow.
Somebody's going more than that.
What?
That means somebody's going more than that?
I mean, I go to one every six months.
Yeah.
Like, I didn't think it was that high.
Lunchmark has been to a couple.
You went to Tim and Faith.
Yep, and then I went to John Maris.
I went to two in like four days.
And he sang his brains out at Tim and Faith,
and someone was next to him recording him.
You're into that, dude.
I was crushing it.
Killing it.
You don't even know they're there.
That's just you being you.
I just live in life and people are, you know, creeping on me.
Dang, you hit the notes, too.
That's the thing.
Hey, on beat, on rhythm, everything.
Wow.
The latest from Nashville and Hollywood.
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CMT remembers Glenn Campbell debuts today, but don't worry if you can't catch it because it'll also air Friday at 7 p.m.
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And his music sales went up like a crazy amount.
Yeah, anybody that dies.
Right.
Everybody wants to go and relive kind of what they experience.
and so you thought Prince and David Bowie.
Yeah, but yeah, a lot.
I looked at the country charts.
It's a lot of Glenn Campbell.
Yeah, like a lot.
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I'm Amy.
That's your 30 seconds getting.
Bobby Bones Show.
Boney up the day.
This story comes us from San Antonio,
Texas. A woman received three different citations after she decided she wanted to go back for her car keys after being rescued once.
They had some flash flooding. Her car got stuck. The EMS fire trucks came, rescued her. They leave and she's like, man, I need my car keys.
So she went back in the water to get her keys and got swept away again.
Had to be rescued a second time. Oh, no.
Do you think they lecture her while they're doing it? Like, she deserves a lecture, right?
Probably.
Like, everybody deserves to get saved.
But sometimes when you get saved, you need a lecture if it's the second time.
Oh, I'm Lunchbox.
That's your Bonehead story of the day.
Wow, but she's okay, right?
Yeah, she's okay.
She got her car keys.
Let's play a game.
Amy and Lunchbox, so I'll give you a slogan.
Tell me who it's for.
Oh, okay.
I'm good at this, I bet.
Don't lose because you're out.
You miss it.
Ready?
Okay, so just...
Amy, the slogan is, have it your way.
That is Burger King.
Nice.
What up.
Lunchbox.
Breakfast of Champions.
Come on, guys.
I'm on the box.
Wheaties.
All right.
There you go.
Amy, think outside the bun.
Taco Bell.
Nice.
Lunchbox.
Yeah.
Keeps going and going and going.
Energizer buddy.
Boom.
Look at this guy.
Amy.
Yeah.
Because you're worth it.
Okay, hold on.
Because you're worth it.
Because you're worth it.
Because you're worth it.
The slogan is because you're worth it.
What company we talk about?
Oil the lay.
Oh, no.
Lunchbox, to steal.
Dove.
Oh.
No, it's L'Oreal.
You're on the right track.
Still in the game, still on the game.
The happiest place on Earth, Amy.
Disney.
Yeah, I'll accept that Disney World.
I correct that.
Lunchbox.
Yep.
Get the door, it's blank.
Get the door, it's blank.
Get the door.
It's dominoes.
Oh.
Nice work.
On the clutch.
Amy, the quicker picker upper.
So for sweeper.
Oh, sorry.
Lunchbox for the way.
I got your song ready.
Lunchbox.
The quicker picker upper.
Yeah.
Bout too.
And they stay there.
Dang in your face.
Yeah.
Come on.
And you should know that about favorite towels.
You're a lady.
What?
What?
What does that mean?
Hi.
I don't.
Like, that's not even an insult because I don't get it.
Yeah, no, he's implying that I should know cleaning products.
No, because you do the shopping.
Why are you yelling at her?
He can't get out of mode.
Like he said, ah!
Our head producer Morgan in the glass room.
I talked to her last one on FaceTime.
She was just going off on me.
Not about me, but I just happened to be the person in the direction when she was going off.
Apparently, a rock flew up in her windshield.
Oh, yeah.
And it cracked your windshield.
Yes, and it's like a six-inch long crack on my windshield.
That's my nickname of college.
Long crack?
In her six-inch long crack, yeah.
Hey, so you have a six-inch long crack.
What kind of truck was it?
It was like a dump truck.
And before you ask, no, I wasn't like riding its butt.
It actually came over in my lane from the other lane,
and when it moved over in front of me, that's on the rocket.
So what's your question?
Are they liable for fixing it?
Okay, so, do you have their license plate?
I have the company's phone number.
They did not answer my calls yesterday.
That would be a good question to ask the listeners because I think someone would know the real answer.
Yeah.
My answer is, yeah, good luck.
Prove it.
Like, that's the answer, prove it.
And is it going to be worth when they say, I didn't do it, going to court?
Well, I mean, I wouldn't take it to court, but I hope they would be like, yeah, this has happened before, we'll help you out.
I kind of don't think that's what's going to happen, though.
I think I'm going to have to pay for any windshield.
Yeah, prove it.
That's probably what they'll say.
And let me just say this about dump trucks.
They throw rocks.
Avoid them at all costs.
If you see them and you either get around it quick or stay away from it, just get
because what happens is, as someone who worked in a dump truck for a while,
because what I would do is I would do roof tear-offs.
I wouldn't drive the dump truck by passenger.
We'd slap windows.
You just knew you would.
The grooves and the wheels are so big.
The rocks had caught up and they sling out of them.
And so we're just shopping around.
Just knocking windows out, man.
He didn't know.
But yeah, you're out of luck.
Or as they'd say on the streets, S-O-L.
I know.
Do you have insurance for your car window?
Yeah, I mean, I have full coverage insurance.
But I don't want my insurance to go up because of this.
Yeah, that stinks.
You can try to call again.
Listen, I would exhaust my options and call and say, hey, this happened.
Yeah, that's plan A.
Plan B is my own insurance.
Can I give you Plan C, which I would not recommend for myself?
What?
But I do know, just candidly speaking, you know, you're not in the room.
You're new.
You don't make as much money as, like, Lunchbox Amining or myself.
Fair?
Like, we're older.
We've been doing this.
You can have Lunchbox call for you?
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
I mean, I have a way with people and getting things done.
He has a way.
And sometimes things don't get done.
Yeah, but sometimes they do.
But he yells or he name drops.
And I don't like that.
I'm just saying, don't tell me about it.
But sometimes lunchbox takes care of business.
Okay.
Lunch, let's talk after this, okay?
All right.
At one point, though, Amy had, like, maggots in her.
They were roaches.
Like, tons, like, hundreds of baby roaches came out of my cable box.
And he's how lunchbox called?
And he's like, I'm going to get you 10 years of free service.
You're going to own some of this stock.
Did he?
No, I gave her like a free day, but he did get her something.
And they came out and switched out my cable box.
They had just dropped off that one, so I don't know where it came from, but it came with roaches.
Like he's not Mr. Results, but sometimes he gets things done.
Yeah, sometimes.
They may pitch in on fixing it, is what you're saying.
Yeah, don't even tell him what he's, he'll just call him take care of it.
He's a fixer.
Okay.
I already go with lunchboxes.
All right.
Hey, I'm from the boy of bone show, and I'm going to tell on you.
Sometimes he does stuff like that.
I will.
So just talk to him, okay?
We'll do.
All right.
There's our Morgan.
Hey, Morgan, our producer, she drove down the road and a dump truck throws a rock out.
Boom, it hits the truck, and she got a big crack in her windshield.
Hey, Carmen in Nashville, what do you think about this?
Hey, I think it sucks.
It happens a lot.
But if she, I have my CDL, so I know what's about the Department of Transportation laws.
So if that dump truck does not have, and she can prove that they did not have a mud swap,
those are required.
And if he didn't have a mudflops,
then they were definitely liable for that.
Probably not have a picture.
More you have a picture of that truck or no?
No.
Yeah, I know.
I don't get you to drive around taking a picture of truck.
She's got the truck number and they go out and look at it.
If they're on his people and they say,
hey, no, he doesn't have a mudflop,
then they might actually play for it.
Yeah.
You know.
Well, I appreciate that call.
Thank you very much.
Hey, Rhonda, real quick in Virginia.
What do you think about this?
We have signs on the back of the table.
trucks here that say
this vehicle is not responsible
for road objects.
So she's out of luck.
Let's just be honest. She's out of luck.
Oh, man. Well, lunchbox doesn't say what he can do about it.
You guys give up too easily. Just because they have a stupid sign doesn't mean anything.
You can sue people and they say, oh, we're not liable.
You always talk about suing. You've never sued anybody in your life.
You just see it on TV.
Nah, and he has that friend that's a jag.
He always says that. He's like, I got a friend that's a lawyer
that can help me.
Hey, Rhonda, I appreciate you.
Thank you.
See you later.
Hey, by the way, there's a Bobby cast up with Shane McAnally,
and I hope you listen to it.
Shane McAnally is like producer of Sam Hunt,
writer of tons of songs.
This is him talking about Kenny Chesney
because he wrote America Kids.
And he's looking through emails while he's on his plane.
I'm sitting next to him.
And he said, here's an email you sent me three months ago.
I never listened to it.
At that time, Little Big Town had just started to record this song
that had laid down the initial trap.
and he looks at me before, I mean, 30 seconds in.
He was like, this is the song.
This is the one.
So Little Big Town had American kids.
And then Keny Tessney found him in an old email.
And I was like, can I have it?
And then they had to call Little Big Town and be like, hey, can he have it?
Awkward.
Yeah.
And he said, this is going to be my first single.
If Little Big Town is that invested in it, if they feel like it's that sort of record for them,
then we'll back off.
But let them know that's where I'm at.
And they said, you know, if Kenny is going to say that's his first single from his record,
then we can't hold you back because we don't know.
So you can listen to that. Search Bobbycast on IHeartRadio or iTunes.
It's like stories behind the song.
You're that great?
Love it.
Isn't that a cool story?
Okay, here we go.
Never going to get it.
78% of women say they regret this most about their high school years.
78% of women say they regret this the most about their high school years.
That's most women.
Think about it and call if you want.
Maybe you nail it.
I give you a prize.
877-77 Bobby.
78% of women say they regret this the most about their high school years.
What you got?
The Bobby Barnes Show.
Never going to get it.
78% of women say this is what they regret most about high school.
Dusty in North Carolina.
Yes, sir.
What do you think about that?
The same guy.
The same guy they got married to?
Well, just the same guy all the way through high school.
Okay, got that.
No, that's wrong.
Sorry, wrong button.
Whoa.
I was like, wow.
No, no, no, wrong button.
Sorry about that, Elsie.
It's been a long night.
Sorry about that.
Amy.
Their prom dress.
Oh, quality answer, but no.
Oh, man.
Hey, I want to go over to our web girl who's 23.
Which tall Morgan.
Hey, what you got over there?
What do you think it is?
Because it just happened to you.
You finished high school like six months ago.
Yeah.
What do you regret already?
My clothes.
You're close, she says.
Show me clothes.
Lunchbox?
Amy, you were on the right track.
Go ahead.
But you weren't there.
It's the prom date.
Oh, wow.
Prom date.
What?
Marissa, Virginia Beach.
So close.
Hi, I was going to say it was their long-term boyfriend, too.
No, no, Eddie.
You guys are all in the wrong, you're in the wrong track.
Go ahead.
It's tanning too much.
Too much sun exposure.
No, no, no, no.
Veronica, last guess, it ends up with you.
What do you have?
78% of women say they regret this.
Veronica, go ahead.
I think it's their hairstyle.
Their hairstyle.
Wow.
How about that?
That is correct.
Congratulations.
You did it.
There you go.
Nice work.
Mine was horrible.
Was it?
Yes.
My own friend was horrible.
Three years ago was horrible.
Yeah.
Hey, I'm going to get your prize.
I don't know what it is.
It's probably going to be a crappy prize, but I'm going to get you something.
Is that cool?
Yeah, that's cool.
Isn't it?
I mean, I answer a real question.
I appreciate you listening to the show.
Where are you listening at in Indiana?
Columbia City.
Is it weird?
that we have this show, right, and we're supposed to be like this big national show.
Yet they don't give us crap for prizes.
Yeah, that's bad.
Right, like, shouldn't we be like kind of a big deal?
Yeah, like, like Iwatches or something or Apple Watches.
Yeah.
Oh, whoa.
Why can't we get her on Apple Watch?
That'd be cool.
I agree.
Like, we should have big prizes.
But instead, I'm probably going to send you a piece of junk.
I'll be honest with you.
But.
Oh, come on.
No.
It'll be something good.
Okay.
I'll send you something.
We'll personalize it, but I just think we should.
have Apple watches now.
Hey, thank you for calling. I appreciate you. Stay on hold, okay?
Okay. All right, hold on.
I'm saying, she went right for it. It wasn't like a free dinner.
Yeah. I'm looking for a new laptop. Actually, I could use a Jetta.
Our buddy lunchbox here went to the movie. You went with your wife to see what?
Detroit. Good? Oh, yeah. It's hard to watch. What's it about?
It's about race riots in Detroit in the summer of 1967.
And, who, boy.
What time do you go to the movie?
Just depends.
We can go in the middle of the afternoon or we can go at night.
Just, you know, whenever we get time, you know, her just hanging out at the house.
We got time to kill.
She's trying to say she doesn't have a job.
Yes.
So you go watch it.
And how did she take it?
She cried.
And so we go get something to eat afterwards.
And she's like, look, I'm done going to the movies with you.
Like, if we're going to go to the movies, it has to be a comedy or else you go by yourself.
I can't do movies that make me feel emotional anymore.
Like, period?
Period.
Because, like, we saw, like, moonlight a few months back, and she cried during that.
And we saw Hacksaw Ridge.
She cried during that.
She goes, I can't go to the movies and just be crying all the time.
I want to go and just relax for a couple hours and laugh.
So if you're going to go see something that has feelings, I'm out.
Wow.
Is she pregnant?
I mean, those three movies
that you mentioned are pretty hardcore. Hold on, hold on.
Amy, that's something you stepped all over. Oh, boy. Go ahead.
Well, is she pregnant?
No.
I mean, I know this is probably not how you're going to reveal it, but
it just seems like she's experiencing all these emotions
and why most women don't mind feeling,
but maybe this is something new for her and she's like,
I'll just crying.
Let me just go off a little side road of that.
Are you taking her to the movies only during her time of the month?
Ooh.
No.
No, just whenever a movie comes out that I think looks good and looks interesting and I want to see, we go to the movies and she can't do it anymore.
So no more emotional movies with you.
Are you going to go by yourself to these?
I mean, I'll have to because I like movies.
I enjoy the cinema.
Like, I like a good flick.
Oh, boy.
Yeah.
I mean, I used to say I'd never go to the movies by myself.
You used to make fun of me for doing that, actually, a lot.
And so now I'm like, I guess I'm going to have to because my wife is an emotion.
I have interest in staying in houses that people lived in as kids.
Regardless of who it is, like, you could stay in the house.
Abraham Lincoln.
Yeah.
Oh, come on.
You give me Abe Lincoln, of course.
Maybe I want to stay in that one.
Because that's from, like, the 1800s.
Oh, I'd stay in that one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You'd probably have an outhouse or something.
Donald Trump's childhood home goes up for rent on Airbnb.
Like, I just wouldn't have an interest in staying in, like, Barack Obama's house.
When he was a kid, Donald Trump's house.
I mean, if you're renting a house anyways.
Steve Jobs' house.
Like, they're great people, but it's just wood.
It's just concrete.
But that's where they came of age and they started their journey.
The house that built them.
You guys would be interested in this?
Absolutely.
I would.
Okay, I guess I'm in the minority.
Trump's childhood home in Queens has five bedrooms, three and a half bathrooms.
He lived there when he was born to four years old.
So, is a baby.
Does that matter?
Yeah, he's still, that's where his mind started developing.
The home is being advertised on Airbnb.
7.25 a night, starting on Friday.
The listing plays up the Trump connection, which I would do too.
I'd be like, Trump was here.
Trump estate.
And do we have fact checks on this?
Are they verified?
Yeah.
It comes with a live size cut out of Trump.
No, it doesn't.
Yeah, and you get a copy of his book, The Art of the Deal, when you stayed there.
7.25 a night.
Which, by the way, slightly breaking news, I get to finally list my place to run out.
A year ago, my place flooded.
The guy that was working on a water main, and I lived in the condo building, and Waterman
busted, flooded my, everybody's all down below me.
And so everybody had to move out.
A year, it's set there.
A year!
It's crazy.
And it's finally, I was told yesterday, the repairs are done after a year, and I can finally
list it to be rented.
I cannot wait to not have to pay a mortgage on that thing.
So.
Well, but if it's rented, it's not his pocket.
Oh, I see what you're saying.
Yeah, I was like, that's business talk lunch.
Yeah, sorry.
Sorry, business.
Business.
What I'm saying is what's going to be awesome is that hopefully somebody rents it.
It covers the mortgage and I'm also building equity.
There you go.
And the house is growing in value at the kind of at the same time.
Hopefully you can rent it for more.
It's a terrible situation to be in, but I hope it ends up turning it to something.
Well, that is smart to build on to it.
I like your idea.
What do you mean?
You said you were going to build onto it.
Build on to what?
Build what?
I didn't hear that hard.
You said you're going to pay the mortgage and build onto it.
I'm not building onto my condo.
I can't.
I can't even Airbnb.
Because of the rules.
I thought he said build something.
The fact that he's able to hold onto it, it goes up in value as he is able to...
If I'm able to break even and hold it, it goes up in value as I'm breaking even.
Got it.
I thought you said you were building onto it.
Building that up.
He's not adding a room.
When someone's naked, right?
What do you say if they're blank naked?
Oh.
They are buck naked.
Buck naked.
Yeah.
But naked.
Eddie, you're the tying B-U-T-T.
According to linguists.
The actual phrase is buck naked.
Oh, I'm a linguist.
Wow.
What is the buck stand for?
Yeah.
I don't know.
We think butt because butt's part of the naked body.
Right.
But the actual phrase is buck naked
Although I wouldn't have a comfortable saying it
Somebody's butt naked to me
So there we go
But the real answer is buck naked
I read this morning was like
I got to tell the show this
Because I bet we're all wrong on that
Buck
A man of Switzerland spent 10,000 bucks
In a rare glass of whiskey
1878's when this thing was made
$10,000 on whiskey
Wow
The latest from Nashville in Hollywood
Amy's 32nd skinny
Dustin Lynch has revealed that his new album is called Current Mood.
And it'll be out September 8th.
He says it's his most personal album yet.
And he's going to launch a tour to promote it on November 3rd.
I love Dustin Lynch.
I even tweeted him last night that I thought his album title was fantastic.
I hate when artists say it's their most current album, their most personal album yet.
I hate it.
Ew.
And I said that last week.
This is not a Dustin Lynch thing.
We hope it's your most.
Yeah, whatever.
I'm not even getting on that.
I want to want to be honest
and it'd be like, you know what?
Really, not that personal.
It's all kind of crap that I found that's good.
Yeah.
Yeah, but that's their art.
They don't want to put out crap that's good.
So, of course, they're digging deep to be as creative and personal as possible.
It's always their most personal album ever.
Is they continue to get more personal?
Yeah.
Anyway, pet peeve, pet peeve, pet peeve.
What else got?
Let's move on to something more important, like Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.
Evidently, they have put their divorce on hold.
And friends say they think.
they might even be getting back together.
Well, holy.
Yeah. Supposedly, Angelina still loves him,
and she's seen how he's quit drinking
and worked on some of his issues.
Of course, she still loves him.
I mean, yeah, good for him.
I wonder if it's the most personal relationship yet.
It is.
Yeah, I hope so.
Yeah, I'm Amy.
That's your 30-second skinny.
Eddie's over there getting ready for the morning corny.
Oh, my gosh.
You all are going to love it.
Okay.
Eddie has the morning corny.
Yeah.
Can you want a hint?
No, I'm going to do it right now.
All right, cool.
Yeah.
The morning corny.
Why didn't the Mexican go bow hunting?
Why didn't the Mexican go bow hunting?
Because he didn't habanero.
Oh, man.
A couple things.
One, funny.
Hey, how is that delivery?
Two, you're Mexican.
I can say that.
You get to tell those.
And it's just hot size, let's be real.
Like, I mean, so now what?
We got to tell white jokes.
That's the problem is we can't do that.
What?
It's the deal with Wonderbread, huh?
What's the deal with saltines, huh?
That's all we get?
I mean, Eddie's going to keep winning if he keeps bringing the...
Dang.
The what?
The Mexican?
Bring it back tomorrow.
Because they're funny.
Man, I can't believe.
You get to bring it back.
We can't do them.
Brandon Ray is here.
He's going to come in.
I hope you guys, listen to this guy plays.
Fantastic.
Tomorrow about this time, Lindsay L. will be in.
Her record comes out tomorrow.
I'm being told this our most personal record ever.
It actually probably is.
It is.
And so she'll be in tomorrow.
We'll be in awkward.
I will tell you now.
It will be awkward.
She's coming in for this.
It will be awkward.
The Bobby Bones.
Bobby Bones show.
All right, this guy named Brandon Ray is in studio.
And we know Brandon.
Brandon came in like December of last year.
Yeah.
So what happened was, Brandon comes in,
and you were sick as a dog when you came in.
I was, dude.
I don't know what was happening.
And I was bringing an artist that didn't have deals.
There's people I knew they were really good around town.
So Brandon comes in.
Do you know this story, Amy?
I don't know.
Okay, well, let me tell you.
Then you tell me if you knew.
I don't know.
Brandon comes in and he plays on the show and he's half sick, right?
And Ross Coperman, who's a friend and a big time producer, is listening to the show.
Ross won, like, songwriter of the year.
Yes, I'm familiar with Ross.
Okay.
Here's Brandon playing on the show.
They don't really know each other, right?
We've written one time like a year ago.
But it's like, you're not buddy.
No.
So he hears you on the show and what happens?
He immediately emails me and he's like, bro, what's happening?
and just heard you on Bobby's show, man.
It was great job.
What's going on with you?
And at the time, I was in the middle of a publishing deal and, you know, making a plan to move.
And I was like, dude, I'm leaving this place and just looking for a new team.
And he goes, well, let's meet.
And so we literally met at a Starbucks in the Target and talked and hung out.
And eventually, you know, we just started working together a little bit more.
and then eventually he introduced me to Keith Urban,
and Ross and Keith Urban started producing me.
Wow. That's awesome.
From him playing with this show.
Okay, to answer your question, I did not know that story.
That's what I'm saying.
They're crazy.
I love it.
I can't like people listen to this show.
All right, so it's in Brandon Ray, and we've played a song.
I think it's a fantastic song.
It's called Ends of the Earth, too.
How weird does it have Keith Urban sing with you on the track?
It's the craziest thing.
I always tell people it's a duet between us.
It's not really.
No, I'm just kidding.
It's not.
No.
It was just amazing.
I mean, the day we recorded this song was the day we met.
And he pulled up and he was just so gracious.
He said, man, thank you so much for being.
Was he in the Batmobile?
He was in the Batmobile and he pulled up.
He's like, man, thank you so much for being here.
And I was like, why are you thanking me?
Like, dude, I can't thank you enough for being here.
And it was just he's the most genuine, humble, most talented person I've ever met.
Have you ever seen Keith Urban's car?
No, but I'm now picturing a Batmobile.
You should.
It's, um, what is it called?
Maserati?
No.
Bugatti.
Lamborghini.
Yeah.
It looks like a Batmobile.
It's awesome.
It's as awesome as Keith Urban is.
Yeah.
That's how awesome it is.
But he's like, somehow still remains just like under the radar and humble with it.
It's like, I'm rolling in my Bugatti, but don't worry guys.
But he drives down and goes, but I'll give it to you if you like.
Yeah.
And I'm like, no, Keith, you keep it.
No, it's all good.
I'm good.
So Brandon's here.
And singing with him is his wife.
What's up, girl?
Alyssa.
So she's going to be doing the other part.
That's right.
Yeah, she's going to be doing the harmonies.
We got Luke here on guitar.
There we go.
And Brandon's got a guitar.
So now...
What's that boy?
There we go.
What's up, boy?
You haven't heard this song acoustic yet.
I ever played it all.
So here we go.
Brandon Ray is his name.
This song is called Ends of the Earth.
And I hope you like it.
And we'll see if I like it.
All right, here we go.
Hey, guys, so because of licensing roles,
We can't play anything with music on this Iheart radio channel or podcast anymore.
But you can go to Bobby Bones.com to see it.
We hate that we had to take it down.
It wasn't our decision.
But I just wanted to keep you up.
And we wanted to keep up as much as possible.
So go to Bobby Bones.com to watch or hear whatever you're missing right now.
And thank you for listening to the show.
And sorry about all the legal stuff.
We're doing a show in Austin.
The Raging Idiotter on I was like, dude, your song is so good, you have to come open up the show.
So if you're listening in Austin, Brandon will be playing the show with the Nuddy Brown with us opening up.
That song will be a hit by then.
Dude.
They'll be like, why is he playing first?
He should play last.
I see it happening.
Dude, thank you for having me.
Yeah, you are.
Okay, Keith.
Thank you.
I can't really do it.
It's okay, Keith, Ervin.
Oh, yeah, I forgot.
Yeah.
Dang.
Do you have any other songs to you know, like cover songs?
Man, I could do some Brian Adams.
Oh.
Yes.
My favorite.
Yeah.
Let me see.
This is Brandon Ray, by the way.
That's almost called Into the Earth.
I hope you download it.
Now he's going to play Brian Adams.
All right.
What are you going to play here?
Take the headphones off.
I'm going to take the headphones off.
Remove them.
All right.
You remember the song, Heaven?
I do.
I remember when he did it,
then the dance version that came later.
Remember that?
There was a candlelight version.
Then it was a dance version.
Yeah, yeah.
This is the candlelight version.
Perfect.
Nice.
I get that guy.
That's the candlelight version.
That's about you, Bobby.
You write that?
That's about you, Bobby.
Dang, dang.
And Bobby, you're all that I want.
Right?
Don't stop.
Yeah.
Sing it, Amy.
Isn't it hard to believe.
Your name's not Kevin.
All right, his name's Brandon Ray.
His song is called Ends of the Earth.
Download it.
Become a fan.
Follow him on Twitter.
Facebook.
Go to his house.
All that stuff.
Come on.
We'll see you at the house.
Awesome.
Yeah.
And you're like genuinely.
nice and fun. We think.
We think. He's so nice. I think he's so
nice. I think he kicked puppies in his spare
time. Whoa. Whoa. Yeah.
Before he walked in, what you didn't know is these guys
were talking about all the horrible things you must do
because you're so nice.
Hypothetically, yeah. Good to see you,
We're good to see. Thank you all so much for having us.
Download the song. And again, Brandon, I'll be playing Nutty Brown
in October with us.
October 28th. Thank you, Amy.
Got out of my calendar. Back in a second.
Hey, Kerry in Fort Bragg, North Carolina. How
you. I'm doing well. How are you? I'm really good. Thank you for calling. What's going on?
I'm just calling to tell you how much I love Brandon Ray, and I just love how y'all bring on these new artists and expose us to new artists out in the industry.
And I've been listening to you guys for a couple years now, and I just appreciate everything y'all do for the community.
And I just love the show. I'm a first time caller.
Yay! Well, first of all, let me say that. I appreciate you.
Appreciate you.
And, you know, I'm glad.
And here's always the thing that's in my heart is that I have this platform, and I try to do a lot of things.
I try to be funny, compelling.
I have great people around me.
I like to bring in new artists.
But I don't just bring a new artist for the sake of doing it.
Like, I really believe in the people that come in.
Like, we have a national show.
It's crazy that we have a national show.
Like, we should never have a national show.
When we were just a local show, I was like, we should.
have a show. So I appreciate those calls because it's someone like Brandon Wright who does not
have a record deal. And I'm like, man, come in. Because that's a risk for me because my bosses are
like, why are you bringing in somebody that at a record deal? Can I tell you a story?
Tell me. A long time ago. He was a guy. I called him at home on the air. He was in the shower.
Yeah, he was in the shower. He was in the shower. And he was like, hey, can I call you right back?
And then the shower. And I was like, yeah, cool. He got his number from one of our salespeople.
I was just a big fan of him. And he's a rival. He was a ride. And he's a ride.
around town.
He said,
shower,
called him,
and he was,
you know,
called me back,
goes,
hey, what's happening
Amanda?
I said,
hey,
would you mind
coming up
and playing
on the show?
Like,
I'm just a big
fan of your sound.
He's been a
couple bands.
He's like,
yeah, yeah.
He came in and
blew us away.
New artist,
nobody heard of him.
And then,
I was like,
come back.
He came back again.
Blew us away.
New artist,
nobody heard of him.
Man.
Third time he came in.
Do you know
where this is going?
I have no idea
who this.
He blew, I'm telling you, it was like, heaven inside of my ear holes.
And then I got the call, stop putting this artist on the air.
And I was like, why?
Because nobody knows who he is.
Stop putting new artists on the air.
And I did, I'm a pretty easy guy to get along with my boss.
Like, we see a lot of things similarly.
And I said, listen, I can't, I don't want to stop putting him on the air.
Like, I'm going to keep putting him on the air.
And thank God.
that the CMAs happened
and Chris Tableton played on TV
because that's who it was.
Oh!
That's right.
Good story.
You had me.
I had no idea where we were going.
I have nothing to do with the success
of Chris Tableton's music as record.
Nothing.
I have nothing to do with it.
And I'm not saying I do,
but I'm saying that
because of the listeners
downloading things
and supporting new music,
I get to continue to do that.
And so I just wouldn't with that.
Like the call right there, that's why.
Yeah, and Chris Tableton.
And that's why Chris and I, I think, are so cool is because, one, he's so good, and I just loved him.
And two, he didn't have a, that record wasn't even out yet.
Traveler wasn't even a record.
And I was like, you got to keep coming in.
I just love it so much.
Yes, I do remember that.
That is so cool.
I mean, that's huge.
Do you realize, like, what you did?
I didn't do anything except I brought in a platform.
I brought in a new artist, and then that boss who called my boss, he didn't.
He shut up.
He stopped.
Did you ever send him a message and be like, oh, you liked him, apples?
No, he went to Twitter.
I sent him a picture on my wiener.
I was like, what do you think about that?
My hot dog.
I got, I bought some hot dogs and was like.
Oh, Oscar Myers.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Pretty proud yesterday.
Lindsay L, also my girlfriend, also will be on the show tomorrow.
She played the Today Show, and they were like, hey, come up and play.
So this is taken from the TV.
So the audio is not the best audio, but...
Like the track ground.
I was like, dang, look at her.
It was good, man.
So her album comes out tomorrow, and I was watching it from here, and I was pretty proud.
And they asked her, and I don't know what this says, I hope she doesn't say to the most personal record ever.
They asked her about her album.
Please don't say the most personal record ever.
It's amazing to be able to finally have music that I feel is mean, and I can't wait for
fans to hear it. Pretty close to that, huh?
It's music that's her. I know. I know.
Finally. What would you expect to say? It's music that's not me. I don't know.
I got to me. That's what I'm saying to you. I know. I know. I know. Keep your chin up.
You know me? There we go. Yeah, Lindsay will be on tomorrow.
What's the age you can take a baby to a concert? Lunchbox is asking so he went to see John
Mayor and there's a baby there. There was a six month old, I mean, not older than six months.
and the row behind me and the parents had those big old headphones on the baby
and I'm like the kid does not want to be here.
Hire a babysitter or don't come.
Wow.
Interesting.
You have a kid.
I understand you want to have a social life,
but there's times you got to say their kid doesn't need to be out there.
He's six months old.
But babies sleep at all different times.
I mean, there's no sleep schedule for baby babies.
I understand that, but that's six months old doesn't need to be there.
Talking about taking babies to concerts, because lunch saw one who was six years old.
No, six months.
Sorry?
I mean.
There is a huge difference.
Okay, but a six-month-old doesn't need to be there.
Trevor and Georgia, good morning.
Hey, man, how are you?
What do you think about this?
I'm good.
I have a four-month-old.
I would not take him to a concert by any means.
Would you put headphones on him, though?
I mean, I just wouldn't take him.
Wait.
I mean, he's not old enough to understand the music.
But Trevor.
Trevor, you are.
You are old enough, and it's John Mayer.
Or it's whomever.
Yeah, yeah, insert whomever.
Your favorite artist of all time.
And you can't get a sitter.
And your wife has to breastfeed.
I mean, I would have to hold off.
I mean, there would be no option for me.
I don't think my format should go to a loud concert like that.
All right.
Trevor, appreciate you, buddy.
Yeah, I appreciate you, man.
I always like seeing those babies with the cute headphones at concerts.
Amanda in Port Smith, Virginia.
Absolutely not.
I have a 10-month-old, and she would be miserable at the concert.
And I do breastfeed her, like Amy said, and I still would not take her.
Plus, she's going to get super distracted.
She would nurse anyway.
So you're in no as well?
No, absolutely not.
Wow.
Appreciate you.
Appreciate you.
All right, to do another one.
Hello, Alyssa, Oklahoma City.
Hi, Bobby.
I just wanted to say I had this conversation at a concert once.
I heard some people kind of making the same comments.
I have a two-year-old, and I personally wouldn't take her to...
Parents want to.
Babysitters can end up costing more than a concert ticket sometimes.
So, you know, if parents want to do it, then I think they should be able to,
if they want to deal with it.
I don't want to, but if they want to...
All right. Appreciate you.
Yeah, appreciate you.
What do you think, Bobby?
I just think if it's John Mayer, I'm taking all the kids.
Leaving them in the car.
Of course, thanks.
Leave on them.
Don't leave them by the car.
Old Dominion's sophomore album, Happy Endings, will be released on August 25th.
Right now, you can submit your question for the guys to our exclusive Ask Anything Chat.
We're going to tweet that link out right now at Bobby Bone's show.
Every year in Los Angeles, they have this dating seminar summit for sugar babies.
It's called the Sugar Baby Summit.
Oh, my goodness.
where young women are taught practical skills
and how to lead a life as a sugar baby.
What a sugar baby is when you have a rich old man take care of you.
Yeah, it's your sugar daddy.
Sugar baby experts are invited as guest speakers
to coach young sugar babies.
On such topics is how to set up their online profiles,
how to negotiate allowances,
and how to dress and act on first dates.
Oh my goodness.
The summit caused 100 bucks a day to attend.
That's awesome.
Sugar babies can be male or female, I assume.
I guess.
I always think of it.
them as like old, creepy men with young women.
Yeah, I know, but there are some
sugar mamas with their sugar babies.
I guess so, which is mostly, I think guys have been old creepy
men with young women.
I don't know if the seminar was, you know, we were equal.
I think they'll take anybody's money.
I don't think there's an issue on that.
Oh, my goodness.
Like, oh, I just can't imagine.
So what do you want to be when you grow up?
I don't think that's ever the goal.
I think that's always the fallback.
Oh.
If you're investing in this seminar, why not?
Okay, never mind.
It's, I get it.
it. Maybe they need an allowance.
Maybe things just aren't going their way.
I get, okay, yeah.
I will be in Modesto and Monterey, California, both tomorrow night, Saturday night, doing my
stand-up comedy show.
If you want to come, Bobby Bonescom, I think Monterey sold out.
I think there are a few tickets left in Modesto, but we'd love to see you guys tomorrow
and Saturday night, Bobby Bonescomedy.com.
Bobby Bones.
I'm irritated a bit, and I think it leads to this.
segment.
So now let's hear your strong
opinion on something dumb.
Can people stop trying to act cool
by saying things like, am I the
only one who hasn't seen a single
episode of Game of Thrones?
Like, I must be the 1% of
people who don't care about Game of
Thrones. Like, okay, you don't
like it. Okay, you're cool.
I did the math. Okay.
There were 323 million
in the United States, people.
10.1 million watched the premiere.
Most people haven't seen Game of Thrones.
Most people.
So it's not special that you don't watch it.
It's like 1.30 second of people have seen Game of Thrones.
So you're annoyed that people...
They want to be cool what they haven't seen.
Boom.
Like, okay. By the way, guys,
am I the one who hasn't seen Star Wars?
I literally haven't.
Yeah, you might be the only one, though.
But I don't say it negatively.
Am I the only one who hasn't seen The Lion King?
Oh, yeah, probably.
I haven't seen it, but I don't care.
I like to focus on the good things that I've seen.
Yeah, I did watch the Game of Thrones last night the last episode.
Okay, anyway, it's good.
I'm annoyed by that.
You know what else I'm annoyed by?
Tell us.
Do you have one?
No, no, I'll go out to you, but I don't want to interrupt you.
We put out this, and we're almost done with it.
It's our current single, and The Raging Idiot's Singles Last About.
two weeks.
We're almost done with it.
Yeah, it's our comedy band.
Good to play at the opera, which is cool.
But it's called Chick-fil-A on Sunday.
It's about, I mean, it's a real-life song.
I mean, so much of this stuff on the radio is crap,
but it's not about real-life.
But this is a real-life song.
And so I wrote it, and it's just number two.
It can't be number one, because some YouTube kid
with 15 million followers
has a song, and it keeps beating us.
And so that annoys me
that I'm getting me by some YouTube kid who put out a bad rap song about Kylie Jenner.
We put out a bad song about Chick-fil-A.
It should win.
And now the newest song from Bobby Bones and the Raging Idiots, Chick-fil-A but it's Sunday.
Someone asked me earlier to play the Chick-fil-A song, so it's for you guys.
It's live, too.
I want Chick-fil-A, but it's Sunday.
I want the fries and a little waffle, but now I'm feeling awful.
Here's chick-fil-A, yeah, the one day that you aren't open is the one day that I was
hoping to get chick-fil-A, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Here's the real life part right here.
I yell hello through the drive-thru, hello.
Nobody answers me back.
I look around for all the other cars
Where the heck is everyone at
I won't shake fillet
But it's Sunday
But now I feel awful
I won't shake fillet
But it's Sunday
Yeah the one day
It's the one day that I was hoping
To get shamed
Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So there's that.
You can download it on iTunes.
I'd like to beat that kid.
I think he deserved to get beat.
Some kids get it all.
I'm annoyed by that.
Wait, that's a mess song about America.
This kid born on third base.
Yeah, that kid's born on third base.
That's a great point.
There's also a song we put up, and it's not out, so you can't buy it.
But I put up like a rough version of a new raging idiot song.
The Walker Hayes and I wrote together, and he produced it.
And so Walker Hayes has a song right now.
The new raging idiot song, Walker and I wrote, but you can hear it.
Have you heard it?
Yeah.
It's called Namaste.
It's a really good, yes.
No, come on.
I promise you.
I love it.
What?
I figured Amy would love it.
I love it.
I could sing it.
I'm going to pull it down at about noon today.
It's clever.
It's up at bobby bones.com.
But it's not done, but I want to listeners to hear it.
Anyway, lunchbox, what are you annoyed by?
I'm annoyed by, like, when you give your opinion on something?
Me?
No, anybody, all of us.
Like, we are supposed to give our opinions on different news stories or this.
And then people on social media say, oh, you've never been a parent.
You can't comment on that.
Or you've never been in that situation.
So you don't know how you'd handle it.
Well, if we're not allowed to give our opinion, then we've never been president.
So we're not allowed to criticize the president.
Okay.
You know, I'm going to say this.
I wasn't with you until all that because I was like, ah, people, that's a good point.
There's a lot of things that none of us have ever done.
But we all give our opinions on it.
A lot of us have never been a cashier at a grocery store.
But sometimes you get frustrated at the cashier.
Sorry, you can't criticize them because you had never been a cashier in a grocery store.
I hate that.
His head's his head's blowing.
His head's getting red.
Like, that's what it's all about his opinions.
A lot of us have not done a lot of things.
Get over it.
You give your opinion on everything.
You've never been a teacher.
I can still give my opinion on being a teacher.
That a boy.
Hey, our station program director just walked in.
Hey, his name's Gator.
He's wearing a sleeveless shirt.
Are you doing some tie-bo or what?
Trying to be Bobby.
I'm Bobby in training, man.
I'm wearing a team.
Take a top.
Like, look at you, PD.
Basketball, 6 a.m. Thursday morning.
Do you play basketball today?
Yeah, absolutely.
You didn't change for work?
Yeah, I'm working on it.
Come on, give me a break.
You didn't shower?
No.
Do we have a shower here?
No, there's no shower in the building.
Oh, interesting.
Yeah.
How's everything going with the radio station?
It's going great, man.
Yeah?
Yeah, all good.
I was listening yesterday.
I think you're doing a great job.
Wow.
Yeah, no, I really do.
I was listening yesterday.
I was like, man, the station sounds so good.
I appreciate that.
I don't always think that.
But I was like, it sounds really good.
Dude, I appreciate that.
Yeah.
Anyway, back to you.
Great morning show.
Stop it.
Thank you.
Why do you come?
This is a real question.
I won't chick fillet.
But it's Sunday.
Oh.
Oh, boy.
This is our station program director, Gator Harrison.
Hey, Gator.
How'd you get the name Gator, by the way?
It's not a good story, man.
1990.
It was in Nashville.
And my real name is Tony.
And they were like, nope, that's too plain.
Because you had to have some stupid name.
What's like?
Bobby Bones?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So it was Gator, which makes no sense because I'm from Tennessee my whole life.
It's just stupid.
You would think you're from Florida.
Yeah, right.
Or Louisiana.
By the way, it sucks to be, you know, a University of Tennessee fan, football fan, and be named Gator.
It's horrible.
Horrible.
Interesting.
You went to John Mayer, you didn't feel it so much, did you?
He is a savant.
He is brilliant, but like I was so far away, I couldn't really kind of get into it.
Nobody plays guitar like he does.
But it was okay.
It was good.
My wife was all about it.
It's too artsy for you is what I feel.
No, no, no, dude, I'm all about art, but it was just, for me, it was more so watching my wife watch John Mayer.
That did it for me. That was great.
That did it for you?
Yeah.
Listen, she can do what she wants to.
Watching John Mayer, she still had to take me home.
Who's your favorite artist of all time?
Oh, holy crap.
Like you, Garth would be on that list.
I'm in country music because of that dude.
Wow.
You get to one concert right now, somebody alive.
They come down.
Who would you go?
Hilton, 100%.
I love to go to Stapleton shows.
But I was a big Michael Jackson fan as a kid.
I mean, again, it was more so the people that were different at the time and just kind
of changed everything.
Those were the people that I gravitated toward.
I appreciate the talk.
You got it.
Good times.
Hey, why do you come down?
I always wonder, why do you come, because we're in a different floor of the building
than your office.
Yeah.
Do you come down here to do something or so we see you and know that you kind of, I don't
understand.
Sometimes I got a conversation with your producers.
Sometimes it's just to say hi like I would anybody else.
I like that because you feel present to us.
And we're in this whole little chapter of our book that nobody ever comes and says hi to us.
Yeah, well, come say hi to me and my hole sometimes.
No, that's upstairs.
We don't walk upstairs.
No, no, no, dude, I'm downstairs.
That's how.
He's right next door.
Oh, I didn't know that.
I didn't know that.
Oh, okay, I was going to say, I thought it was downstairs, but I don't know where his offices either,
but now I know where his office is.
It's good to know you guys care.
Thank you.
Can I tell you what song I really like, Gator?
Please do.
I like that Justin Moore song, somebody else will.
A lot.
It's really good.
It may be my favorite, and I'm a Justin Moore fan, but that might be my favorite all-time
Justin Moore song.
And I'm, oh, all-time.
Ooh.
Yeah, that's good.
Ooh.
It's tough to say.
It's so good, though, right?
Yeah, it's really good.
And again, bias, I know Justin.
We're both Hogg fans.
If I need, I just go, I know, but this is still, I'm going to play it.
Can I play it?
Yes, please do.
I love it.
I want to play it.
Gator Harrison, our station, P.
I'm all in-depth talk to it with that guy.
Sleeveless today.
Rocking those arms.
Yeah.
I'm laughing out loud on my computer last night.
I was on my Instagram and I, someone said, hey, do your rap name.
And it's young plus the reason that you cried last.
And so my name was, my rap name was young last episode of the office.
That's my rap name, right?
And so I put it up.
Right.
Okay.
So here are some of the other ones.
It's Young versus the last reason you cried.
Young Kidney Stone.
Some of my favorite rappers from that.
Young, crippling insecurities.
These are the listeners right.
I want to hear that music.
On my Instagram page.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
See Mitch 1908 writes,
My rap name would be Young, checking my bank account.
Dang.
So your rap name is,
is Young plus the last
reason you cried. Amy, what's your rap name?
Young, I can't
get my kids home. Oh, wow.
That's a serious rap. That's a deep rap.
That's a deep rap name.
Let's Jim and giving up for Young.
I can't get my kids home.
Hey.
Lunch bikes.
Man, I'm Young
Grandma's Memorial.
Oh, man.
That's so sad.
God.
That's a sad.
That's a sad.
That's a sad.
That's a sad for I'm never
Remembering my life.
I mean,
dang,
lunch.
I almost
That's so sad.
No,
him you don't.
That's so sad.
Now that Lunchbox did it,
I'm like,
okay,
that's fair game.
That's so sad.
Don't.
No,
so go ahead.
Because,
honestly,
the last time I cried
was because I wanted to call my mom
because my kids aren't here,
but my mom's not a lot.
So what would your rap name be?
That's really long.
I literally cried over this yesterday.
My rap name is young.
I need to talk to my mom about how I can't get my kids home from Haiti, but she's not alive.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, I literally had a meltdown about that, but you know what?
It's fine.
I like that we can laugh about it.
Give it up from the 5-1-2.
Young, she can't call her mom because she's not alive.
Oh, my goodness.
I know. Yeah, I didn't like this game.
Like when I saw it on your Twitter last night, I was like, man, that's a bad little game going around.
Oh, man.
I mean, it's also therapeutic because you should be able.
I like that we can laugh about it.
There was probably a time I couldn't do that.
And now that I can be that we can, which lunchbox, I'm sorry about your grandma.
I'm sorry about your mom.
I mean.
I'm sorry about your kids.
Thanks.
Bobby, I'm sorry that the office ended.
Yeah, I know.
Your rap name is Young versus the last time you cried.
Eddie? What's your rap name?
Young, dear Zachary.
Oh, that's a terrible documentary.
Yeah, terrible documentary.
See Mitch writes, his rap name would be Young, kicked in the balls.
Think somebody did that to him?
Yeah, Macy Allred's rap name is, Young, I accidentally stepped on my dog's paw, felt bad.
Oh.
Okay.
Raymond, what's your rat name?
I got to go, young Adderall.
What is that?
What?
Why?
Why did you cry on Atterall?
That's why.
That's a pretty good rat name, though.
I mean, it sounds awesome.
That's pretty cool.
Young Adirah.
Give it up a young Adderall.
Yeah.
Man.
Wow, that's dark.
Hey, get you, Bobby Bong-jong.
What's up?
Listen to the story.
this Uber driver
tried feeling something weird
when this guy got in his car
and the guy said
Hey can you drop me off at the Sunshine Skyway Bridge
It's in St. Petersburg, Florida
I think I was like, okay
They started thinking there's no pedestrian walkway
And this bridge is 200 feet above the water
There's nowhere to pull over safely
And people are known to jump off
And he's like, hmm
So he kept talking to the passenger
He learned he was sick, he had brain cancer
And he was gonna go jump off the bridge
And so they prayed together
I said, hey, let's take a photo
Near the pier.
You know, I'd like to take a photo together.
Had a moment.
Call 911, sent them the picture.
State Troopers came out and rescued the guy.
He's in the hospital.
A stable condition.
But the Uber driver was just like,
there's a human hurting.
Yeah.
Let me try to not make this human hurt.
And I don't know what's going to happen
with this guy and brain cancer
I know people have brain cancer and have
gotten through it and there's some of who haven't
I don't know his story and how
severe it is but this Chad Farley
Like I read this story last night and I was just kind of like took a deep
breath because I was like that's a really
thing thing that he just didn't have to do
All of it
All of it
I have a trainer, I have a boxer I
I feel like a man's story from yesterday
I'm boxing
And sometimes I put up those instant boxing videos
Just so Eddie sees them
Yeah I saw
Yeah, you look, well, we'll talk about that later.
Dude, I would crush you.
Admit it.
You feel real confident now, huh?
Admit it, though.
Like, right now, probably you'll crush me because you're in better shape.
Well, my boxing coach, his name is Jared.
My favorite part of the workout's the end when we pray,
because it's just like, I've been killing it, and it's just like a,
it didn't have to do that.
He can just send me all my way.
Like, hey, go workout.
But it takes the time it's end up every workout.
And I'm sweaty and I'm gross.
It doesn't matter.
He puts his hand on my back, like out.
He puts his hand on my chest.
If I'm on my stomach in my, I put his hand on my back.
And it's just like a minute-long prayer.
And it's like the best part of my day.
Like, it's really fantastic.
And I'm always like, I don't really tell him that.
Mostly because I can't talk because I'm hurting until that.
But it's really special to me.
And that's Uber driver, Chad Farley.
That's a really special story.
I don't know if he listens to the show or not.
But that is like.
That moved me a bit last night.
Perfect example of loving people, maybe even someone you don't know.
There's a guy's playing a video game, and he's playing with a loaded gun on his lap, and it fires into the neighbor's apartment.
Oh, no.
And that alone, you're like, what an idiot.
But the guy's playing call of duty, and he has an AR-15 in his lap.
So he really wants to be in call of duty.
Yes, police say Curtis was playing call of duty.
with a loaded AR-15 in his lap.
It's not clear how the gun fired.
Here's what police reported he told them.
While playing the game, Mr. Curtis stated that he got into the game
and the rifle accidentally went off.
The bullet went low and, as you see, very nearly missed his neighbor's pet.
This dude needs a real life.
I like people playing video games.
I think it's a fun hobby.
And I think for kids it actually makes smarter.
Hand-eye coordination.
Like, it's not Sonic the Hedgehog.
That's real life of stuff.
now. It's tough. But this idiot's playing call of duty
with a rifle on his lap. Yeah, he wants to be the game. He wants to be
call of duty. Oh, boy. Wow. Yeah. That to me is different. I'm not
making fun of a video game player. I'm making fun of an idiot. Yeah. And there's a
difference there. And I'm glad the pet's okay. Yeah, I know. That's crazy.
Yeah, I'm glad everybody's okay in that one. All right. So, here's this. This is kind of wild.
So before Chester Bennington from Lincoln Park died, he had filmed a
carpool karaoke segment.
bro and James Corden talked about whether or not they were going to air it
we will approach it in whichever manner his family or or the people that were involved in that
episode however they would like it to be handled we consider it to be not our decision to
make we we will navigate it as delicately as possible and just adhere to whatever wishes
they would want that crazy yeah totally oh right thing to do is
hey let's check
almost shut it down
like almost shut it down
really but check
but if you don't
but who do you check all the band
all the family
you check just the family
yeah but the band's in it too I think
oh it was the whole band I thought it was just him
because he's not he's the lead singer but he's not
there are two front men
there's Mike Shinoda and Chester
Benning I'm a nerd I know no that's crazy you know that
but um yeah so there's a lead singer
and like a lead rapper
Well, okay, let's say
Something happened to you
And you had done something like that
And would you want to, if they came to us
Like, hey, can we still use Bobby in the show for this?
What are y'all's thoughts?
What would you want us to do?
I'm closer to you guys though
Than I am my family.
Right.
So you guys, I would say put me on anyway.
Right.
So I'm trying to think of what Chester would want.
I don't know what Chester would want.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I have no problem.
Once I'm dead, you can do whatever you want to.
Yeah, you've said that.
I'm not here.
Right.
Well, his band members may know
Chester would want to go on.
But his family didn't.
His daughter didn't.
Well, then that causes some issues.
Parents say that, and here's a doctor,
saying don't let your kids play football as child abuse.
And then the parents comment after that.
And listen, I completely agree.
You can't be running, smashing heads against each other
and not expect brain injuries to happen.
I played football.
I love football.
I shaped my life.
I would not play again right now.
Would you categorize it as child abuse?
To let kids run and hurt themselves and slam their heads against each other and in their brains?
Yeah, probably.
Close.
Yeah, think, I mean, don't think about it as America's sport and it's great for kids and men, men play football.
Think about it as just humans running, slamming your head.
You're letting your kids slam heads with somebody else.
I'm running out of time for the clip.
Okay.
But if you let your kids go and just punch each other in the face.
Hmm. Okay.
I'm going to talk about this a little more.
This is Dr. Bennett Amalu, a neuropathologist and expert,
in the study of the effects of concussions.
He said letting children play football
is the definition of child abuse.
And he doesn't believe that there's any way
to make the sport safer.
In this clip, the parents are reacting to what he said.
Not going to change the thing.
I'm definitely concerned about injury,
but I wouldn't equate this to child abuse.
Modifications have been made
to take into account the information that's now available.
He begged to play.
He's out here at his own free will.
So, I mean, they can get hurt, you know, riding their bike.
riding the bike
Listen, and again,
I think I'm the only one
to play football
their whole life
and loved it
and it shaped me
as a competitor
and adversity
and I had the greatest
coach that taught me
so much about life
Coach Gandalf
football is going to be done
unless they change
about 70% of it
of how it's played
because the more people
learn about it
you see NFL players
now go, I would never
let my kids play football
NFL players
who made millions of dollars
they go
I will never let my kid play football
from what I know now
and a lot of them retire all of a sudden when these studies come out,
they're like, all right, I'm out.
Even last week there's a player, he's like, I'm not doing,
this is, I can't believe from what I've just learned
that we're doing this, I'm out.
Yeah.
And it's 20s.
Wow.
But just because it's acceptable when we watch it and we're entertained by it,
we're like, no, that's not, it's fun.
We get to make our own decisions.
No, it's definitely thought-provoking.
Yeah, it's definitely.
It is for a lot of students.
I love football.
I did a national sports talk show.
I played, everything about me loves it.
But it is dumb to just slam heads into each other over and over again and not expect
there to be.
Your brain is smashing into your skull.
But football can survive, you think, as long as certain modifications are made to the game.
Many, many, many.
As it is now, I will not survive 30 more years.
They're learning every year, they learn more.
Yeah.
Yeah, no, it's a bad thing.
Players that we now, we knew growing up with kids are now starting to,
I was like
Lose their minds
Suffer
Yeah
Hardcore
Brain trauma
Not know who they are
Not know where they've been
Jim McMahon
Even though they're saying
Brett Fav
Wow
But I know it's not the
It's not the mainly thing
You want your kids
Play football
Yeah
Well it is such a
It's a sports
It's integrated into so many
Things
And are like
From school to family
To like it's bonding
It's what you do
So to have something like child abuse tied to it, I get what the doctor's saying,
but that's definitely something to really like sit down and think about.
Because like all my nephews play football, I know if my son wants to play, we would likely let him play.
Now I would be a terrified mom like, oh, please don't hurt him.
He's a little.
But just to be thrown into a category of child abuse, but you are electively putting your child in danger.
So I get it.
It's just a lot.
It's a lot and quick.
It's a lot and quick because it's like knowledge, knowledge, boom, whoa, we've been doing it wrong for so long.
And we enjoy it so we don't want it to change because we enjoy it so much.
Yeah, Friday Night Lights.
And we're letting our kids just pound their brains hit their skull over and over and over again.
Yeah, there you go, good luck game.
Yeah, thanks.
And be like, oh, hey kids, we can go play something else.
There's a family discovered a six-foot boic instructor's been living in their attic for years.
No way.
For years?
Why was it eating?
Oh, rats.
Yeah, rats.
Rots and bats.
This guy said after hearing weird noises forever, he found out that a bo-de instructor
and the boisterker's six-foot long.
Oh.
Which is crazy.
That's gross.
Do you want to hear it?
Nope.
You don't want to hear about it?
No.
Okay.
won't play it. We can hear about it.
I don't like, I already got chills
you just say in the name.
It's probably just the person talking about it
or is it the snake talking?
Because Lone Toc's is acting like a snake talking.
I don't like, you can't even say snake
and Lundrax like goes into the corner
and he starts like rubbing his arm.
Can I get chills? Every time you say the word,
I get chills. Stakes.
I can't do it. Like I see it on TV, I change
the channel. Oh.
There you know.
Snakes.
Probably over the last couple years, my wife said she heard sounds in the attic.
My son had said he heard sounds in the attic.
I didn't think much of it.
I thought maybe it was RAS.
It was actually bunking in the rafter space right above the Florida room chair where my wife sits.
Six-foot, man.
Here's Amy's pile of stories.
According to a new survey, those that are,
or, you know, in their early 20s to late 20s or so,
they base their vacation off of Wi-Fi, and that's almost it.
Like, or Wi-Fi comes in first.
It's not like, oh, where is the most beautiful view?
Or where can we escape to go do this activity or that activity?
It's like, what's the Wi-Fi like when we get there?
I'm down.
I made me think of Bobby.
Yeah, I'm down with that.
Because I was trying to think, what am I going to do?
Then I was like, but can I download movies and watch Netflix while in there?
Like, what's this?
Yeah.
Yeah. I get it.
I mean, they look at, like, you know, the hotel they're staying at,
Oh, what's the pool like?
What's the distance to go shopping or to bars?
How strong is the Wi-Fi?
Number one is the Wi-Fi bandwidth.
So there's an easy way for you men out there to instantly make yourself more attractive to women.
Okay.
I've got the one thing you need to know how to do and you need to sharpen your skill of this.
Let's go around the room and say what we think it is.
We've got three manly men in here.
Very.
Lunchbox.
First, my friend, what do you think it is?
No how to kiss.
No how to kiss.
Instantly.
How do you instantly kiss somebody without them knowing?
Listen, I just think that's what it is.
All right, Eddie.
Hey, start learning some funny jokes.
You got to be funny.
Get that personality going.
I say compliment or shoes.
Oh.
Yeah.
That's smart.
Okay, one of you has instantly earned the attraction from a woman.
Thank you.
You know who it is?
I mean, women love funny, man, but only if they're good looking.
And they love kissers.
They love good kissers.
Okay.
Well, ladies and gentlemen,
Bobby's getting the girl.
What?
Complements.
According to a study,
complimenting others
will make you seem more attractive
in someone else's eyes.
Wow.
You tell that story in a really good way.
What? I do?
Why?
He's giving you a conflict.
Oh, my goodness.
Hello.
It didn't work. It didn't work.
Yeah.
Their brain was like,
wow, I'm doing good.
You blew her away.
You left her speechless.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, about that.
The person receiving the compliment
has to know that she's being
complimented. But you knew it and you were just like, wow, you were stunned. Oh, I was
so taking it back. I forgot, you were a merry for a minute. I was mesmerized. Thank you.
Whatever. Whatever. Okay, so we know that the Taylor Swift trial is going on. We've been talking
about it. But the dude, you know, that is being accused. Flam shirt guy. He took the stand
and he sheepishly admitted that the incriminating photo of him looks awkward and he couldn't
say for sure where he had placed his hand behind Taylor. But the photo does not look good
and Taylor's mom testified that Taylor instantly came up to her after it happened,
and she was like, that dude just grabbed my butt.
And so I don't know, not really looking too good for him in his case.
Little Caesars is launching pizza vending machines.
What?
That's cool.
It's sort of like sprinkles cupcakes.
You can go and they have a cupcake vending machine.
And now, you know, I guess you can walk up to these pizza portals and put in your money and out will come a pizza.
Dang.
That was Amy's pile of stories.
on this is a bobby bone show.
Hey.
Thank you to Brandon Ray, who came by today, just crushed it.
Brandon Ray, he sang Inns of the Earth.
I hope you download that song.
I sang Heaven from Brian Adams.
I mean, I hope you listened to the whole show back.
There's just so much to happen today.
Appreciate you.
You'll see it tomorrow.
Tomorrow could be the most awkward interview in the history of the radio show as Lindsay
The first time she's ever been in as my girlfriend, we've been there for a year.
She comes in, and the listeners and Amy interviewer, basically, because I know how Amy does,
but that's what I'm predicting.
I do awkward?
No, you make things.
Tomorrow morning, 7 a.m.
Okay.
Lindsay L.N.
I'm ready.
Her record comes out tonight at midnight.
The project.
11 Central.
I hope everybody pre-orders it right now because it makes my life easier if she's happy.
Everybody knows how it is.
It goes, right?
No, yeah.
You don't think of self-vice.
I just look at it.
That's right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know what they say.
Happy wife, happy life.
There's no wife. Happy girlfriend, then Bobby's okay.
That's what I say.
We'll see you guys on Friday.
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We came to play the Caliway.
Felt like I was in the round-up game
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Have you been holding out on us?
No, just showing you where the real Hollywood stars are.
Like Tiana's Bayou Adventure.
Oh, there's jazz, right?
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