The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby Bones Show's 5th Birthday Show With Jake Owen + Bobby Shares His Favorite Show Memories

Episode Date: March 29, 2018

The show celebrates 5 years in Nashville with a special in studio concert from Jake Owen and Bobby looks back on some of his favorite show memories  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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It looks white. Yeah, it's nice. Really white. I like it. Thanks. What's that ring you're wearing too? Oh, this is a ring. My daughter got me out of like a little, you know, machine.

You put a quarter in and it comes out in an egg. How obligated are you to wear that now? I love it, though. You know, I'm not asking that. I definitely wanted her to notice. I took it off the counter this morning. When she got up for school, I wanted her to see that it was gone. And then when I see her later today, I want her to notice I'm wearing it.

I feel like it's a little detail she'll notice. That's cool. Yeah. You know, we were talking, and we just didn't go on the show, but we were talking about how disgusting these bath toys are because what happens is water gets into them. There's moisture, there's heat, and all of a sudden this crazy bacteria grows

that don't let your kids play with these toys. And Amy was talking about her kids, and they had never taken a bath until recently. Or no, never. No, they don't, no. They didn't have bathtubs at the oil. orphanage or anything. They bathed more so behind this tarp area in buckets. So what would they do? How would that work? They would all kind of line up and they would be rotating it out and there

would be a soapy bucket and then a cleaner bucket and nannies would wash them. I mean, depending on how old they were. Was a shower weird to them when they came to the States? A little bit, but we had taken them to a hotel in Haiti. So they had showered there before. So they'd done that. And that's the show. The hotel didn't have a bathtub. So showers is where we started when they got here. here even though they have a bathtub in their bathroom. And then about two weeks ago, we introduced my friend Mary came to town and brought them bath bombs. And they started taking bubble baths with bath bombs and now they are all about the baths.

But we don't have any toys because baths are still new. That's cool though. I remember when I discovered bath, pretty cool. Although I don't take a bath, I have to take a shower after. Yeah. Did they? I kind of want them to. I'm like, hey, now that you've bathed in all your dirty water, let's rinse off.

But my son's like, what? I'm clean. I'm clean. I'm clean. We get into it coming up in the show. I just didn't know it was coming up so quick. There's no difference for me either in 37 and 38. Like there's not a year thing for me there.

Oh, no. 39 will be kind of a... But don't you feel it in your body? No, I'm in pretty good shape. I think I'm better now than I was at 35. Oh, that's good. Look at pictures. Yeah.

Look at all of us. He said a picture I posted on Instagram with the whole show. That's a rough-looking picture. Five years ago and then today. Amy looks exactly the same. But the rest of us... Yeah, we took a turn down the right road. We really did.

A little nutrition, better fitting clothes. All of us. I mean, lunchbox was even pretty hefty. I looked rough. I think that at the time, though, everyone looked great. You just don't notice it when you compare it to something else. The goal is, in a few years, to look at this picture and go, man, weren't we disgusting? Yes.

I'm all about it. Yeah, if you get any smaller, dude, you're going to be there. But the goal is for you, just stay the same. Don't end up looking 42. Yeah, listen to the pro over there. She did it. You did it. Oh, Amy's age backward.

Yeah. Congrats to that. Yes. That's awesome. Thanks, I guess. I was looking at the cover, I think, of Entertainment Weekly, and it's the cast of Dawson's Creek now. Yeah.

So it's all of them, all four of them. It's Pacey and Dawson and Katie Holmes. Katie Holmes and the other one. The other one. I don't even know if Pacey's a, is that a boy or girl? He's a dude. He's a dude. The other guy.

Yeah. And they look old. Like James Earl of Kirk, whatever his name is. Yeah, Vanderbyke. Vanderbeek. Yeah. Oh, Kirk. We saw James Van der Beak backstage at IHeart Festival in Vegas.

They look really old. No, I was like, oh, my goodness, there's James Vanderbeak, and he looks amazing. Because the picture he looks really. Do you know who looks really good is Dave Kouye? I was watching this documentary on HBO. Yeah. Uncle Joey from Full House. I'm watching this documentary on HBO about Gary Shanling.

Amy and I were talking about it off the air. And so Dave Koo Ye is one of the people. talking about him because he's dead now. And he looks great. As an older guy, he's growing a little gray beard. And he looks good. I thought, man, Uncle Joey. Bob Sagitt's also in this.

He doesn't, didn't age well. He looks really old. Yeah. I think facial hair has a lot to do with it to cover up. Like, if your face was to get fat, can I grow a beard. Okay. But I have this one patch that comes in white.

Yeah, but you're not going to get fat. It's fine. Yeah, but I don't like it. Well, you can just for a minute. But it's white as soon as it starts growing. I know. You can just for men. And it'll be

whatever call you. No, Ray did that. He came in one day with it and it does not look it. Oh, Ray's like a bear skin on his face. He's like, hello boys. We're like, dude. It is not like it. You look like black beard.

Oh, so let me say this. We're about to start the show today. That Jake Owen came in and did an hour performance. Obviously, we can't play his live music on this podcast. Do you want to know why? Because I asked. Yeah, well, because you just use the word obviously.

And a lot of people listening might not get that. Because that's not obvious to everybody. Well, I know, obviously I can't because it's never done. Not the reason, but it's obviously I can't play it because we never can play it. Oh, okay. Smarty Pants. I was with you. It was not obvious to me.

I had no idea. Obviously, we're not because obviously we never can. Obviously, everybody thought we just messed up whenever we had a performance. Or maybe they're brand new to listening and they don't know. Obviously, they're new listeners. Here we go. And I'm not listening anymore. Here's what happened.

I reached out to our bosses. And I said, can we put the music up on the podcast? Because the reason you can't is because you can't, because you can't put an on-demand product in for free. So if someone wanted to hear Jake Owen do Barefoot Blue G-9, they have to pay for it. Either you pay for a streaming service or you buy the song or you watch on YouTube,

which means you're watching an ad and that's going to them. Otherwise, it's Napster. So let's say we put a podcast in our full live performance as Jake Owen. We can't do that on demand because they could just skip to it and listen to it without having to pay anything. So that being said, hey, is there anyone we can get like a song up? And my boss said, yes, there actually is.

sets about a four-week clearance and it costs $1,500 a song. Oh my goodness. Okay, yes. So we're obviously not going to do that. Wait, how much? $1,500 a song to get it cleared. But for the listeners, no.

And it takes four weeks so people have moved on to the next. So my thing is you can go to YouTube or bobbybones.com and watch them. So if you're listening and you'd like to hear them, you can go to the website and see it. But that's why we can never put the dance party or things like that on the podcast.

Got it. So I think that's a good explanation. You listen to this. I appreciate that. And then I have another podcast called The Bobbycast, which is from my house, which Eddie got a little irritated at. A little bit. I felt like my friends were talking about me. I wondered how you were going to feel about that.

Well, so it's one with Morgan No. 2. Mm-hmm. And it's really good. It is really good. Thank you. Yeah, I enjoyed it until that part. Well, all we did, Morgan, number 2 is talking about the fronts everybody puts on. And, like, Amy's a little meaner in person.

Feisty. She used the word feisty, which I was like, okay, that actually probably is her being like Amy's mean. Yeah. Horridly mean. We went out in the room. You can listen to Morgan number two talk about that. But I said, I think Eddie plays up to I'm a good dad, good husband angle. But we said it on the air all the time.

I know, but I've worked hard at being a better dad and a better husband. Yeah, I guess I'm proud of certain things. Oh, come on. Here we go. You know what? And this is the one thing from listening to the Bobbycast. I was like, because you guys talk about, oh, we need to know each other better. We should go out to dinner.

And I feel like, man, like I took it to myself. I put myself in that situation. I go, maybe Bobby and I need to. We just went to the Eagles together. I know, but we didn't really sit and talk. We talked about the Eagles. But Bobby doesn't sit and talk. We talked about life.

We talked on the road. Eddie, you and I are the most, because we would spend days in a time on the road together. Yes. Away from this. And I'm a different person at work than I am. And fun time. Yeah. Oh, way different.

Yeah, because I'm actually. Fun time. But I mean, more relaxed. Because I don't have to, when I'm doing Fun Time, I don't have to structure and we don't get paid because of that. Correct. You're not wrapping me up when I'm trying to talk. I got everybody's careers to worry about. No, he still wraps me up during fun time.

No, I don't. That's not true. That's not true. Amy, to speed it up. But to be fair, we are on the road a lot together. Yes, we are. We went to the Eagles together. But again, it's you and me time. Like, you don't see what I've... But what do you want to do?

I spend... You don't come to my house? You don't come to my house? You don't come to my life with my kids and my wife now. This is the point, Bobby. Eddie wants you to see him in his element. What do you want to come to do documentary and him and his kids? Yes.

He wants you to see that that's what he means by... Lunchbox is the original... on Eddie and his fake. Oh my gosh. And I don't think it's fake. I think he just plays it. You're the original like, Eddie J fakes it.

Well, he does fake. He's, I got to get home. I'm so busy. I got to get home. But then what happens. He's hanging out here doing imitations of people in the office for 30 minutes in the glass room.

He's like, I just can't wait to get home. And he's up here playing put putt putt bumper pool for seven hours until 3 p.m. Sometimes. If you look back here in that right corner, there's three orange golf balls that he practices his putting

so he can be good at golf. That was my only point. Listen to that Bobby Castle. It's a good one. Yeah, it's good. That's all. Lunchbox, you should listen to it too. Everyone should listen to it.

It's really good. What do we say about lunchbox? He's probably nicer in person. No. Yeah. Well, you like the side that he's starting to show now. Bobby used a word that. You called me a DH.

No, I said you play that on the end. Oh, yeah, you did. You did say that. It's a bad word. It's not a bad word. No. I was just like, I thought Bobby didn't say bad words. Yeah, you shouldn't hear me on podcasts.

Amy's like, MEP, beep, beep, beep, beep. I'm just kidding. The word dick is not a curse. Whoa. Yes, it is! I've said that on our morning show before. If my kids were listening right now, I'd be like, kids, do not repeat that word. Yeah.

It's on the podcast, though. No, I know, but I'm saying that's a bad word, bones. It's not a curse word. You can say it on the air. FCC does regulate it, so you can say it. It's not a curse word in my mind. Okay. I don't say the H word in any form.

Age double hoppicky six? Yeah, I don't say that word. Me neither. Dude, dude, dude, dude, hell is a bad word? Yes, it is. Don't say that. No, it is. You guys are, you're insane.

No, we're not. Hell is a bad word, but the D is not? He won't even say it. Well, I don't know. It's awkward. It's hard for me to say, like, I know a guy named Dick. And now all of a sudden, if I have a different meaning. But if I have a different meaning, the same sound is now all of a sudden.

Well, I have a friend named Helen. What? Okay. Okay. Okay. She knows and her name's bad. No, but the S word is a bad word, but saying the dog shihitsu is not a bad word. That's not a counterpoint against Helen.

Oh, my. Like, I can say that. But do you say Shih Tzu? A dog yet? Without the sue? No. Oh, I struggle with this joke. What happened?

What did the fish say when he ran into the wall? Yeah. Damn. But that's not a bad word. It's not a bad word. It makes the joke funny is because it's like referencing. Like the fish says, oh, not like I ran into a dam. The fish is like, oh, dang.

But I can't even say that. That's a double untrundra. Yeah, sure it is. It's a double untundra. And Amy's, well, Anyway, I was surprised that you said. Well, you listen to it. It's Morgan number two.

There's a new one with Jillian Jacqueline. The Red Aiken's one in the Bobby castes. I mean, it's cool. I did listen to Rhett, too. It's crushing it. Dude, it's really good. So many people have listened to that. Anyway, that's all.

I think we're done. Let's get today's show started. It's Thursday. The Jake Owen part won't be up. You hear the interview part, but not the music. Go to Bobby Bones. Bobby didn't want to pay for it. I didn't.

And you had to wait four weeks to hear it. We have music on the show all the time. That'd be so much money. Oh, I'll be broke. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. And away we go with today's show.

Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones. Let go. Transmitting across America. This is the Bobby Bones show. That's right. Now, here we're here. Turn it.

Come, Bobby. Yeah. Welcome to the Thursday show. Good morning. Good morning. Big day today. Jake Owen's going to come play for a whole hour. It's our five-year birthday show.

And so Jake and his whole band will be in. later. You're going to play some hits, going to play some new stuff. We had to pick one artist that we thought we spent a lot of time with over the last five years. And so it's Jake Owen.

So a couple hours, Jake Owen comes in with the whole band. Five-year anniversary show today. Crazy, man. Emily and Marilyn, good morning. Good morning. What's happening? I am taking an unexpected drive

and I'm going to be in the car for about the next five hours. And I just want to thank you all for coming along with me. Oh, wow. You are in luck because our show with five hours. We can be with you the whole time. Where are you going? I am heading down to North Carolina.

Oh, what for? Unfortunately, my... I don't want to hear it if it's bad news. I don't want to hear it if it's bad news. No, it's good. It's good. My brother's okay, but he is going to be the hospital person test. So I'm going down to help out with the kids.

But you're saying it's okay. He's okay. Yes. He's okay, everybody. All right. Heading on down. To North Carolina. That's right.

Hey, so what else? Anything else you'll talk about? I mean, I got a two-year-old in the car with me, so I love listening every day Amy about your kids and how that's all going because we're in it with you. Amy, let's give her an update. Anything new happening with the kids? It's been amazing.

Like, I'm starting to see their little personalities come out. The more English they learn, the more music they get to listen to and like and dance parties around the house. That's what I will say. Sometimes if we're in a bad, mood. Now I just bust out a dance party. And by we, I mean them. And it fixes everything. Little Kitchen dance parties. Love it. What do you think about that there, Emily? I want to know what

they're dancing to. Are they dancing to the same type of music, Amy likes, or do they have their own sort of groups? Oh no, they have their own. They like to. We'll just get out the computer and I let them Google. They love the Havana, nah, nah, nah. Or they love anything Justin Bieber, or weird songs I don't know that they're like kids songs like Jojo I don't know who Jojo is but it's like a dance mom's daughter and she's famous on YouTube like one million hits

she's got some songs Google her Google her well that's a fun update anything else you like to know Emily I'm sure anything else I want to know you guys are about to tell me on the radio that's true you don't want to spoil the show that's what that's

you got to spend five hours with us hey really thank you very much and we appreciate you listening to the show. Is it a son or a daughter you have over there? My son. Tell them we said hello to. I will. All right.

Thank you. Hey, Emily, appreciate you. Appreciate you guys. All right, bye-bye. Recognizing people doing cool things. It's ICU. Cheryl Donovan in California was rescued after she was stranded in the snow for 10 days. She was on her way to work.

She ran out of gas after she made a wrong turn in the mountains. She thought she had enough gas to get from Point 8 at Pointe. be, but she made a wrong turn. Would she eat for 10 days? She had no cell service. She had some extra clothes in her SUV. She put them on to keep from freezing. She had a single bottle of water.

She was missing for 10 days. She finally was located when she got out of the SUV on the 10th day and walked a couple miles up the road because she was like, I have to go. I have to risk it. And someone was driving by in the snow and saw her, took her to the hospital. Dehydrated, makes a full recovery. But the person happened to see like a shadowy figure. It was like, that can't be right.

Oh, my goodness. A good Samaritan. you will, and say, get in the car, I'll take you to the hospital. Ten days. One time I made a little food kit to keep in my car, you know, for something just in case. You ate it. I end up eating at all. That happens.

You know why is that? Because I've done that too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, there you go. I see you. The Bobby Bone Show. Big Three Stories. Its producer Raymond and exchange student was arrested in Pennsylvania for allegedly

threatening to shoot up his high school. Police revealed yesterday the stash of Stash of Strait. Duff they found at his house. Luckily, they got this guy before anything happened. In other news, the Mega Millions Jackpot is over 500 million for the fourth time ever. Get your tickets. The drawing is tomorrow night. And finally in sports, Major League Baseball's opening day is today.

Games get underway around lunchtime. The Bobby Bones show, Bobby Bones. They have this list of the worst TV finale of all time. Like major shows that just ended rotten. And they put this out because Roseanne came back a couple of nights. nights ago. Yeah. And then Lus Roseanne is one of the top worst. I didn't really feel it was terrible. You know at the end of the first run of Roseanne, Dan's dead. It turns out

she's been writing a book the whole time. Everything's really not what it has seemed. And people felt like it was a cop out. But that show had went on so long. It just needed to end. I didn't really mind that ending so much. I didn't mind a lot of these endings. Number five was Heroes of the Worst. I never watched Heroes. Anybody? No. No. Number four was lost. People were mad that Lost ended up, it was kind of a purgatory. Is that right, Mike D? Yeah.

Here, quiet Mike. Get over here and tell us about Lost. How did Lost end? It ended where they found out it was like kind of all fake. So they were always like in purgatory. So the whole thing that happened the whole time of Lost wasn't real. They were just in that middle space. Yeah, like they all died in the plane crash.

Oh, kind of. Or did you assign that in your own mind? That's what they lead you to. Wow. Dude, how'd you feel about that ending? I loved it. That was one of my favorite TV shows. And you liked the ending?

Yeah. People like closure. I don't need closure on endings because life doesn't have a lot of closure. Okay, number three was Roseanne. Number two, the worst ending ever was how I met your mother. It kind of was weak. I loved it. I loved it because he was back with her, the girl the whole time you think on the show.

Because it's Ted and it's, what's the girl's name? The brown hair girl? What's her name? Robin. Robin. Thank you. Thank you. Quiet Mike over there

with the fact check. So Robin, they end up together at the end, but only because of the woman that Ted's going after the whole show

dies. So they kind of hit you with the curable. I enjoyed the ending because everybody was so mad about it. And then number one, they said the worst ending

of all time. Any guesses? Yeah, Seinfeld. No, I'm a surprise that wasn't on it. Really?

I don't really have any bad ones. They have Dexter listed. Stop! Stop! I thought Dexter's ending was fantastic. Really? Yeah.

People. because you think he's dead but he's actually like in the wilderness with a beard like working as a construct. I like that sounds cool. It's great. The top five best endings of shows. Oh, I got it. Go ahead. Parenthood. It's on there. It is amazing. Oh, okay. It's not on here, but

I believe you. Oh. Yeah. They wrapped it up so great. They have the Sopranos of Five. Never seen it. I didn't watch it, but I saw the final episode. Really? Yeah, because it was such a big pop culture phenomenon where it just goes black and you don't know if he dies or not in the restaurant. Cheers at four.

They just shut the lights, right? One at a time. Yeah. Friends was at three where they all leave the keys on. These are the best endings. Breaking Bad was at two. Oh, that's a good one. And that's so close to the other one to spoil that.

People may be watching it. I don't remember it. And MASH is at number one. And I don't know Mash. I thought the Wonder Years ended awesomely whenever Kevin comes back and him and Winnie meet up and their adults, but then she's married to somebody else. Really? Dude, I don't remember any of those.

Yeah. Wow. Any fantastic ending? you guys want to share? Oh, the wire. Wire's real good. Good, good ending. Is that still too recent?

Yeah, I don't want to ruin it because people still, it's a phenomenon. People still go back and watch that one. I've had that one on my list. Every time he mentions it, I go back to a list. I have, I'm like, oh, yeah, the Wire, but then I forget about it. There are so many new shows, because I have the Wire downloaded, but I don't watch it because there's so many new shows now.

I want to watch and catch up on. So, okay, well, those are your best. You can go to Facebook if you want to add. Bobby Pones. The Bobby Bones show. Your positivity for Thursday. Now time for Tell Me Something Good. Tell me something good.

This kid named Charlie turns 18 years old. And so when you're 18, you can buy lottery tickets legally. Bies a lottery ticket. And wins the $1,000 a week for life. No, no, no. That's great. No, that's not. Oh, it is great.

He played absolutely for fair. It's without taxes. So the equivalent is a salary of more than $100,000 a year. So 18 years old for the rest of his life. That's his mailbox money. People that say the lottery ruins their life. Oh, Charlie's a girl. I thought Charlie was a guy.

I feel like this is a good way to where the lottery might not ruin your life. Because it's not like, you know, it's not like $600 billion at once. Yeah, listen, I feel like I can handle the lottery. But I think a lot of people, because I went from nothing and I slowly grew and learned as I It's when you go from zero to 100. Oh, you go crazy. It's when you tear hamstrings. It's all that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. The hamstrings of life. Cars, blow engines. Life. I sent lunchbox to story about this guy who played the lottery and was able to win millions of dollars because he used math.

He figured out how to beat the lottery. And it was a really long article, but it was awesome, right? It was so cool. Did you study, learn up how to do it? Yeah, but they canceled that game. It's not about that. The guy really, he was into numbers

and he figured out the odds and he started betting mass amounts of money because he knew what the odds meant and he made millions of dollars. It's crazy. Millions. What do you have, ma'am? So there's this 85-year-old grandma named Jerry

and she sews quilts and she's been able to donate hundreds of quilts throughout the years. Now get this. She started making quilts for her 12 kids, then her 29 grandkids, and then her 42 great-grandkids. Then when she ran out of family members,

she started just donating the quilts to strangers. She has a problem. And she doesn't even use a pattern. She just quilts from the heart. That's cool. It's the only way to quilt if you ask me. Quilt from the heart. Yeah.

Amy? Thank you. Babe. Babe. Babe, you're up. What was that me? It is. Meow.

Meow. Meow! For three days. There was a little cat stuck on top of a power pole in Phoenix. Couldn't get down. It was scared. And do you call the fire department? One neighbor was like, don't call the fire department.

Brings a big ladder from work. Climes up there. Gets the cat down after three days up on the pool. Meow. A ladder. pole? That's pretty brave. Yeah. Real brave. Wow. You guys ready for a round of

Riddle me this? Yes. Oh boy. These are kids riddles. And I go to you one by one. Amy, your first. What kind of coat can only be put on when wet? What kind of coat? Paint coat. Wow. Wow. That's a good one.

Wow. It's quick. Correct. Thank you. Wow. Counting out strong. Lunchbox. Yep. Riddle me this. I have a bed, but I never sleep.

I have a mouth, but I never speak. What am I? I have a bed? I have a bed, but I never sleep. I have a mouth, but I never speak. What am I? Riddle me this? Oh, that's easy.

Go ahead. Ant. An ant. Because you have an ant bed. They have mouths they don't speak. That is true. It's a river. There's a river bed.

Oh, wow. But I mean, it could be... That's a hard one, lunchbox. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Ant is true, too. Well, any animal you can say the mouth that doesn't speak. Yeah, but they don't all have a man. That's not the right answer.

Eddie. Come on, come on. Riddly this, Eddie. What gets bigger and bigger the more you take away from it? It's a kid's riddle. The more you take away from it. What gets bigger and bigger, the more you take away from it? What gets bigger and bigger, the more you take away.

you take away from it. Going right in order here in the sheet. Go ahead. It gets bigger the more you take away from it. The kids right on. Balloon. Oh, balloon. That would be the opposite.

Dummy. Dude, go with ant. If all those spells go to ant. No, don't even make fun of ant. That is a right answer according to that. The answer is whole. Oh, hoarse. Amy, you can win if you get this right.

You clench. Okay. I can be cracked and I can be played. I can be told and I can be made What am I? I'll do it again I can be cracked And I can be played

I can be told And I can be made What am I? Riddle me this? I'm just Oh Go ahead? Why?

Your answer is Crack open the old I can be cracked And I can be played Go ahead Cracked and played Piano Oh

I don't know A joke Crack a joke Oh I'll play a joke Play a joke Yeah Lunchbox

You get back in this If you get this Oh yeah Is the answer Ant He goes blind With ant I like these

Make a button himself now See Yeah that's Having a baby It's a whole new guy I know

But I'm just I'm just telling That's a good Answer And people Will agree With me online

What do you Throw out When you want to Use it But take in When you don't want to use it. What do you throw out? When you want to use it, you throw it out. You take it in when you don't

want to use it. Yeah, a fish in line. A fish in line. No, I'm sorry. What? It's an anchor. Oh, wow. I was with you on that. Yeah. But you throw it out when you want to use it. When you take it in, you still want to use it. I guess both. No, you're reeling it in. You still are using it. I'm not arguing with you. That's not the answer. Eddie, are you ready? Come on. Come on. Right again. No, that's not right. Please. What can you hold without touching it. What can you hold without touching it? You miss it, Amy, is the champion. What can you

hold without touching it? Riddle me this. Riddle me this. Without touching something. What can you hold without touching it? Your dreams. Oh, good one. No, a conversation. Yeah, I'm sorry. Amy's our winner. There we go. You ready for the championship prize? You guys should get to do riddle me this in my voice.

That's the best. And whenever you're ready. Call me this? There we go. Yeah. You can't really go from the ass. No, no. Coming up about an hour, Jake Owen's going to be in.

He's doing a full concert. It's our fifth birthday today. And so Jake Owen's doing a full show. Yes, lunchbox. I have a question. There's no appeal process. It's a dumb game. Okay, I know.

But can we go back to where we write down the answer so we have the equally the hard ones? Okay, thank you. Well, come back. We'll consider that. Jake Owens coming in top of the hour next hour. Robert Bones show. The latest from Nashville. Hollywood. Amy's 30 Second Skinny.

Don't know if you guys have checked this out yet, but if you haven't, you got to, especially if you love cats, even if you don't love cats. Granger Smith remixed his latest single happens like that, turning it into a song about cats, and he even made a video that he put up on YouTube. And we've got it up right now at bobbybones.com.

I'm warning you it might get in your head, but it's super cute. Last night was the beginning of the end for Megan Markle because suits. It came back for her last season. Her final season started last night, and then this season will conclude with a two-hour finale on April 25th. I don't know if I'm just the only one that's a fan of suits, but I'm excited about it. And then three weeks after that two-hour finale, Megan's going to marry Prince Harry at

Windsor Castle. I'm Amy. That's your 30-second skinning. Lobby Bone Show. Bonehead. Story up the day. This story comes to us from Vero Beach, Florida. A 34-year-old man had to be rescued, and he was arrested after he was outside of a church. He noticed, man, there's a lot of a donation box. I bet you there's some money in there. So he sticks his arm in the donation box to get the cash. The only problem is his arm got stuck and he had to call for help. Oh, no. I wonder if he makes up a lie at first. Like I just walking by, swing him arms, and all of a sudden. They said his arm was very bloody and he was arrested for burglary.

Yeah, because you're fighting to get it out for a while. Dang. Yeah. Wow. I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. Hey, Christine in D.C. Yeah, good morning. Good morning to you. What's happening? Oh, sorry. I have been wondering if Eddie and Lunchbox have been doing what they said they were going to do for Lent. We haven't heard an update.

That's interesting because I don't remember what they said. Lunchbox, what were you doing for you? I was picking up my dogs poop whenever I take them from walks, and I have been doing that because I'm a good Catholic and I follow the rules. Every time? Every time. Are you going to stop, though, when Lent's over? Oh, once Lent's over, the bags are going back in the, you know, I can return them. I had to go buy bags from Petsmart and carry them around in my pocket.

Every time you take a walk, it's really annoying. But that's what people do. And then you got to find a trash can, and then it's just a hassle. Like you go a block without seeing a trash hand, so you're walking two dogs and you've got a bag of poop flinging in your hand. It's just, it's inconvenient. So you're so dedicated to Catholicism, though, that you were absolutely sticking in there. Absolutely. Hmm.

Yep. How much longer? Until Sunday. Well, I mean, Good Friday, you can count it as the end, but I wait until Easter. Oh, wow. You go extra. How you feel about that there, Christine? Well, I personally am not Catholic, and so I don't know about the Good Friday versus Easter rules,

but I was kind of hoping he would be feeling so good about it that he would continue that. Yeah, me too. But you heard like I did, he's not. Yeah, I'm a little disappointed. But I want to know if Eddie's been doing something nice for people every day. Yeah, I started with once a week, you know, but you guys talked me into doing it. That's not a thing. You can't do something once a week for Lent.

Yeah. That's only a few things. Well, basically, when I remember I've been doing it. So I may have missed a few days there, but, yeah, for the most part, I've done pretty good. You can't for the most part on Lent. That's not, that's the point of Lent. Oh. Oh, boy.

It's like sacrifice. And what you're sacrificing is that time or that effort, and you're sacrificing the fact that you're constantly being reminding yourself of it. Yeah. Yeah, no, I may have missed the beat on that one. Oh, boy. Christine, your thoughts on that? Well, I mean, you are allowed to take like a Sabbath day, right? Isn't it a Sabbath supposed to be when you don't have to give up what you're supposed to give up?

So if you have been doing that intentionally, I think that would be all right. I don't think in the 40 days you get to rest on Sunday with it. Or rest on Tuesday and every other. Oh, no. Yeah. The whole thing was that it was like 45 days. Actually, if you count out all the week. but then it's Flint and there.

I don't know. I've never done that. Well, Lunchbox knows he's a diehard Catholic. Yeah, it's 40 days and 40 nights. Straight up. Straight up. That's all it is. Christine, thank you for the call. I appreciate that.

Thank you for the update. Yeah, I appreciate you. There it is. By the way, Jake Owen is coming into performance. Our birthday today, it's five years. The band is arriving now. They're going to play a full hour of songs. Starting the top of next hour, Jake Owen in studio,

playing all the jams. Five-year anniversary show this morning. So hang out. Bobby Bones. It's a Bobby Bones show. I was reading this story about people skipping medical care because of costs. And it says 40% of Americans will skip doctor or dentist because of money. I thought that was a low number.

I thought more people. I never went to the doctor. I didn't go to the dentist's time. It's about 20s we were so broke. I just thought it would be higher. Yeah. 30% of people say in the last year they had to choose between paying a medical bill or paying for basic needs like food.

heating or housing, which is crazy to think but I mean that's what we did that's why we didn't go to the doctor. He had other bills. Yeah. It's just sad. I go to the doctor now. I have insurance now with the company.

I don't know. It's okay insurance. It's the best. Yeah, that's fine. But I go for ear, nose and throat because I got to do my job. Without that you couldn't. Otherwise I don't. I don't want to go.

All those hernia is starting to really get to me. The hernia of the hemorrhoids and the her hand. All of them. I'm about to be 38. Yeah, man. I mean, today's March 29th. It's 29th? I know.

On April 2nd, I'm about to be 38 years old, man. Can you believe it? Yeah, I can. I'm feeling it. Yeah. Three ages, hemorrhoids, her hand. You're, so you're on the road for the weekend of your birthday. Yeah, pre-birthday.

Right. I know it's Monday, but. I'm not talking about anything right now. Moving off this. No. Not having a birthday talk yet. I'm not in the mood. You're not there yet?

I'm not there yet. I'm not there. Not there. Not there. Maybe later. Jake Owen is going to come in. It's our fifth birthday today on the morning show. But it is March 29.

It is. Okay. But we need to come in and play. Your birthday is coming up. Yeah, yeah. But the show is fifth birthday today. We're going to need to talk about it. Okay.

We'll talk about it later. We'll talk about birthday later. All right. All right, around the room. Share something in your personal life. I'll go first. I'll go first. I wade myself this morning.

Oh, okay. 159.7. Oh, boy. Are you bragging or sad? Wait, is that up? That's up. Oh, that's good. That's good.

Are you glad it's up or you sad it's up? It needs to be up. I'm sad, it's up. I don't want to hit 160. Why? I got a little soft because my dog died and I was eating a lot of crappy food and to heck with that's what I said basically. But I weighed and it is 159.

I'm sick, a little over 6 foot, 159. I got to get that about at 156. 155. I thought that you were thinking you needed to gain weight. I like, nah, I'm good. I like to be at 155 or something. So now you're fixated on that. Yeah, but $150.

That's my, that's the struggle, my personal struggle this morning. What's your struggle right now, Amy? My husband might be trying to kill me. Go ahead. Oh, go tell us more. Well, he wants to take out this new life insurance policy that, like, three of our friends have gotten, his guy friends. Like, they're his best friends. They all kind of do things together.

And he can't qualify for it because he goes to war zones. So the life insurance policy is only on me. And do you know what? How much? Do you know what he gets if I die? Yeah, how much? $4 million. Oh my goodness.

You're worth that much? No, I'm not. It's this weird investment thing. And he's trying to get it on it because his buddies are in on it. And it's a little ridiculous, but he's like, I think we can make it work. And I'm like, why are we trying to make this work so much? Like, literally, I don't think we can afford this monthly thing. And he's, like, adamant about moving our money around to figure out how to make this insurance policy work on my life only.

She's mad. Well, that's why I don't tell anyone who's in my will. Because I did my will. Yeah. And I put people in it. And I'm like, oh, my bestest friend. I'm going to tell them who's in the will. And then as I'm about to call and tell them, I'm going, or will they kill me?

Right. Yeah. No, I get it. So I don't even know who to trust anymore. Boom. But we make decisions like this together. And I basically told them we're not doing it. Oh, wow.

He's doing it. No, we're not. No, we're not. There's no way we need to do it. There's no way we need to do this at this point in our life right now. He does not need that. If I'm the only one, if he's the only one benefits, if I'm the only one that has to die, we're good. He'll be fine.

Your kids. His kids, yeah, they'll be set up. My wife, I ended up doing it. You did what? Got that life insurance. On her life? On my life. You can tell we've gotten older as a show.

We're doing a second about life insurance. On our fifth birthday show, we're breaking down the pros and cons of life. You collected my social security yesterday. You guys talk me into it. You guys are the one that told me it was smart to do, so I did it. Technically the segment was about I think my husband wants to kill me. What's happening in your personal life lunchbox? Man, I accidentally cut someone from my soccer team.

What do you mean? My co-ed soccer team. It was tying to sign up for the new season. And there was, I needed one more guy. And one guy told me, oh, that guy can't play. He joined a drinking league. He's trying to meet a female. So I asked someone else.

I have no idea what you just, any of that means. No, I lost you. I just didn't invite him to play because I thought he couldn't play. So then he's off the team? And then he hits me up. He goes, hey, so do we start next week or not? and I was like, are you still going to play his soccer whenever you have a baby?

Baby box update. I plan on it. I don't know how that works. If you bring the kid to the field, set them in their little... Newborn? Yeah, you put them in the car seat. They can't go anywhere. But your games are like at 10 p.m. sometimes.

Well, yeah. But the baby will be asleep. It sleeps in a little chair, whatever they're called, the car seat. What'd your wife do? August 29th. And you've often seen. said that since the baby sleeps, you'll leave the house for 10 hours at a time. You can go to the movies.

You can just prop them up. So you and your wife may go to the movies and leave your baby at home. If you don't have a babysitter, I don't see why you can't. Because we don't have a babysitter here. We don't know anybody that babysits. Well, you start to find people. You want me to watch your kids? So with no babysitter, you're thinking in your head right now that you'll just go to the movies

and leave the kid to sleep. Yes. It's just, it can't crawl or anything. It's young. Here we go. Eddie Eddie has a couple kids Your thoughts on that?

Yeah, that's terrible Okay, to making sure Okay, there it is And by the way Jake Owen comes in Top of the Hour It's our five-year birthday show

He's going to play live Him and the whole band We'll do an hour worth of music coming up I'll get in to play this one I'll do some brand new stuff too Jake Owen birthday show Coming up

The Baba Bone show Five years ago We started doing this little show From this little studio And if you're not familiar With the story of our show We've actually been a show For 13, 14 years

or something, and we were never supposed to be a show. I was just by myself, and there was no money. And they said, hey, you can go do mornings, but you have to go do mornings with no money. And I said, okay. And then so I just started hiring my friends. At lunchbox, he was working delivery driver, Jason's Deli, met Amy at a Culver, she was selling granite, met Eddie was my TV producer, Mike D was an old intern.

I mean, Ray was an intern. seven, eight years ago. It's a whole place that's just... We were never supposed to happen. But like I always say, you have to create your own supposed tos. So people say, hey, what's up with that five years? What's your favorite memory? So I've pulled a couple clips.

And they both are from the same exact show and they both have to do with Garth Brooks. I'll be honest with you. They're both Garth Brooks clips. So I remember when Garth Brooks came in the first time. Now, at this point, we're lucky enough to know Garth. And I'm lucky enough to call Garth Buddy. But Garth Brooks is my favorite.

So the first time he came in I was a little nervous, I was very excited and my favorite Garthbrook song is if tomorrow never comes. And Garthbrook sat probably three feet for me and had his guitar. It said I'll play whatever you want. And I said, anything? I said, will you play if tomorrow never comes?

And he did. And here's that. Sometimes late at night I lie away and watch her sleep. She's lost in peaceful dreams so I turn out the light. lay there in the dark And the thought crosses my mind If I never wake up in the moon

Would she ever doubt The way I feel about her In my heart If tomorrow never come Will she know how much I love her Did I try in every way To sure every day that she's my only one

and in my time on earth and she must face this world without me is the love I gave her in the past gonna be enough to last if tomorrow will never come I was Garth on our studio and I was like man this is the greatest day of my life then we kept talking and I'm a big James Taylor fan and he's a huge James Taylor fan

And so Garth Brooks played James Taylor Fire and Rain right after that. Just yesterday morning, they let me know you were gone. He's Susan the plans they made put an end to you. Walked out this morning and I wrote down this song. I just can't remember who to send it to. Come on, help me out. Oh, I've seen fire and I've seen rain. Careful what you asked for.

I know. I've seen the sunny days and I thought we never had. I've seen a lonely times when I could not find a friend. But I always thought I'd see you. There it is. Garth Brooks doing James Taylor. It was a special talking appearance from Amy. I was so irritated at that.

And you were just singing. I was just singing. I was like, be careful what you asked for. Oh my goodness. Why do you have to? I didn't know you were irritated with me. And now I'm sort of irritated. you're bringing up that you were irritated.

We had that whole segment on the air where we were all irritated. Well, I must have blocked it out because it probably really hurt my feelings because I obviously didn't mean to ruin your moment. You Sam hunted the song. Okay. Well, there you go. There's that. That's now we've run it again.

Yet again. That's the favorite memories. Five years, Jake Owen's coming in in the next 19 minutes and 13 seconds. So Jake Owen and a full band will be coming up in a second. They're loading in the band right now. All the equipment's coming in, so hang tight for that. Come on Bobby Bones Show. Andrew in D.C.

Hey, I can't believe this. I'm on the Bogy Bones show. What up, dude? No much. My wife's going to flip out. What's her name? Her name's Carson. What up?

Carson, like Carson City? Yeah, yeah, I guess so. Or Johnny Carson? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. What can I do for you, bud? I just want to show some appreciation Happy birthday to the show

Five years It's a long time And just how much you guys mean to me My every day Man, how much do we mean to you? You know, just You kind of give me the support You know, every day in my job

It's the grind Doing sales So it's always a lot of fun And, you know, I just kind of Fight, grind, and repeat Kind of what you say So I'm talking about I was just kind of plan about

What do we mean to you I didn't really think you were Going to answer something serious But hey, that's awesome No, I appreciate that, Andrew How about this? Because I feel like, we like Andrew or no?

Oh, yeah. It sounds like a good, dude. Yep. So we won the ACM for show of the year, and I'm passing out plaques. I bought plaques for listeners that are on the B team. I want to send you one to your house. Oh, man, dude.

Oh. I'll make it out to you and your wife. It'll be able to say to Andrew and Carson. How about that? Oh, man. That'd be odd, dude. That'd be unbelievable. Okay, hey, Ray, can we get his info?

And make sure it says Andrew and Carson on the note. All right, buddy. I'll mail to your house, all right? All right. Thank you so much. Hey, appreciate you, buddy. Thanks for listening. Appreciate you all.

Thank you so much. There we go. That's a good call. I always like good calls to say nice things about us. Hey, David, Alabama. Hey, good morning, guys. How are doing? We're good, man.

We're just waiting for Jake going. He's in about 12 minutes. He's going to play a big fifth year birthday party, that kind of thing. That's awesome. Yeah. Well, what about you? New listener. Been listening less than a year.

I wanted you to know I downloaded I Heart Radio just for this show because I cover Alabama tennis. parts of Kentucky and Florida with my job. Dang. I get to listen every day. I appreciate that. Did you feel Amy get mad at me just now again? No, I think that's good that she can express that.

I don't. I think no getting mad at me. You got mad at me. No, no, no. I was reliving the moment. And then you said, and now I'm irritated again. I know. I was reliving it.

So that's you being mad at me. How am I mad at you? See what I'm saying? I'm trying to do a show, David. And I come in and everybody gets mad at it. I think there should be a no getting mad at. Bobby Claws in the next five years. Okay.

Good luck with that. I'm out. Amy's walking from the show. Yeah. Well, go ahead, David. I'm sorry. Amy's cutting you off again. That's what she does.

Go ahead. Just tell her next time, say, Amy, I don't know your blood type, but I'm sure it's negative. Oh. But wait, I wasn't the blood being negative. Yeah, yeah. Appreciate it's a good call, David. Burn. Yeah, burn.

Yeah. Deserved that one. How about it's O positive? Wait, what? Oh, boy. Dave, appreciate you. Isn't that a blood type? I don't know.

I don't know my blood type. That's the rare one. Oh, positive. No idea. Do you know your blood type? No. I should. I think we all should.

I've been told it at some point. What is yours? I don't know. I'm the same. Bobby Bonson. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. So we might have a new couple in town.

Sam Palladio, you know, who plays Gunner Scott on Nashville. He is apparently dating. Cassidy Pope. So cute and a couple. I think they look super sweet together. The lineup for our Iheart Country Festival has been announced, the daytime village, that is. Luke Combs, Brett Young, Lauren Elena, Dylan Scott, and Danielle Bradbury. They're all set to perform. And it's going down in Austin on May 5th. Tickets are at Texas boxoffice.com for the big show. But the daytime village, totally free. I'm Amy. That's your 30-second skinny. Over to Amy. Get that morning corny.

The morning corny. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato. Ah, yes, of course. There is. That was the morning corny. Jesse in Arkansas, good morning.

Good morning. What's up, bud? I just want to say happy birthday. I appreciate the show. Me and you've got a lot in common, man, as far as how we grew up. How do we grow up? Well. You don't have to get sad.

from, you know, listeners go, like, what's he mean? No, no, I'm just, my mom gave me up when I was little, and so did my dad, so my grandparents raised me. And we're both from Arkansas, too. Yes, both from Arkansas. What part of Arkansas are you from? I live in Ozark. I know it well.

He's just plays in baseball there. Yeah, it's good, good barbecue. Yeah. I just want to say, I appreciate you guys, and celebrating my baby girl's five-year birthday today. What? She was born when we were born as a show, same birthday. Right? I'm bringing Jake Owen in for her birthday too.

How about that? That sounds great, man. Hey, dude, I appreciate that call. I appreciate you calling and, you know, feeling like you're part of the team here. That means a lot to me. Oh, same here. Same here. Yeah, woo pig.

Appreciate you guys. You say that? You say woo pig or no? Woo pig. There we go. That's how you know it's real. All right, Jesse, have a good day, buddy. Appreciate you.

I do, man. All right, see you, buddy. There it is. They ready? Yeah. They hit the button. Can we, we good? Yeah.

All right. Oh, there he is. There's Jake. Come on in here, buddy. Bobby Bones. The Bobby Bones' birthday show. With Jake Owen. Hey, here we are.

Here we are. So let me set this up. We have been on the air now five years. Actually, five years in a couple weeks. Because we've been trying to get this together. But they said, hey, you should have a five-year birthday party. And I said, well, if we do that, I want to have someone come play the show. Like, as a whole thing.

Not just grab a guitar and play on the microphone, but play a big show. So we talked about it. And I sent Jake, hi Jake, I'll come back to you a second. Amy and I're talking. We'll get together a second. So I said, let me text Jake. Because if there's one person that has, since the beginning, through all times, we've been the closest to Jake. Through good and bad and awesome and not even that bad.

Just awkward. All the times. That's you, by the way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jake and I, never been awkward. I'd never been awkward to Amy. No. No.

But it was Jay. So I text them. And I was like, hey. And then he texted back. I was like, there's only one person we'd want to do it. and if you don't do it, we're probably not going to do it. So Jake has agreed. His whole band's here, and we're going to play for a while.

Yeah, now we got to say. I love Jake going, everybody. Yeah. Our story was, I came to town. We have a mutual friend and goes, hey, you should meet Jake. And then I did. And then that was right when, before I even moved here. Yeah, man.

You were like the first person I kind of knew. Yeah, I got to meet you guys at your town hall meeting. Oh, yeah. It was a big deal that you were there, according to everyone, too. They were like, well, you never guessed this here. First of all, like, Gloriaana's here. and Chris Jansson's here and then they were like

and freaking Jake Owen's here well that's pretty you know And I was like why At the time barefoot bluegy night was really popping off you know How about this five Well I appreciate you coming up And setting all this stuff

All sincerity you've meant a lot to our show Over the last five years Well man Likewise it's I'm often flattered Not only you know I mean because I text you a lot during the show Because I'll listen in the morning

when I go to the gym and when I'm not listening, when I just get texts from friends and they're like, man, they talk about you a lot on the show. So I appreciate that. I really, really do. It's, you guys have been great. And I'm a fan of the show.

I listen all the time when you have all kinds of people on here. And I appreciate it. Jaco and us here. Why don't we, he's got the whole band. Let's just play a song. Let's do one and we'll come back and talk about it. It's a five-year birthday show with Jake Owen.

Hello, by the way, everybody, good to see everybody again. The band, everybody's sexual chocolate. Oh, Amy's obsessed with Jake's drummer. She talks about you once a week. Yeah, we got a new name for Myron, though. We got away from the sexual chocolate. I think I'm going to call him Cocoa Loco now, though. The other day, we were playing a show.

Where were we? I don't know, we were in Minnesota. And Myron had, he's like, man, they got a new flavor now, this MD 2020. Mad Dog? Mad Dog. Yeah, Myron likes that Mad Dog. Myron said, man, they got this new flavor now. MD 2020. Check this out. It's called Coco Loco. And before the show was over, or before we started

the show, that thing only had about that much left in it. I saw. You can still play the drums on on MD 2020. Okay. Myron's always the guy in the bag. I'm like, Myron, pay attention you're on your phone right now. We're talking about working this song. And Myron's like, man, I got this. I got this. So, ladies gentlemen, five years, let's start the show. J-Coh and everybody. Here we go. Birthday show. Man, look at this guy here. time I've used the word smooch in any song. I caught onto that.

What is the normal? I don't know. Sometimes I do things differently here. Oh, okay. Because that's like smooch. She kissed my lips down on Ocean Drive, which happens to be the drive right down on the beach in my hometown of Vero. Yeah, Pearl Beach to be exact.

Vero Beach to be exact. Oh, I think I said Pearl. Vero. Vero. Also known as Zero. I was like, oh, that must be the beach you named his daughter after. Okay. Is your daughter named Vero?

I heard Pearl. No, but speaking of y'all's five-year birthday anniversary, my little girl's five years old. So we've both done a lot of stuff in five years. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. My favorite Jake Owen memory over the five years is whenever you're canceled at CMA Fest. Good times.

So CMA Fest, you know, big deal. It's playing the stadium. Jake O'N's playing the stadium and it starts raining. Yeah. And how many songs of yours did you get to play? Well, the band Perry had played before me, and they played, I think, three or four songs. And then right when I was getting ready to go on, they, well, actually, I don't think I knew. I don't think we knew, really, right?

We were out on stage and they were, like, telling us in our ears, they're like, after this song, you guys are done. So we've got to get Carrie Underwood up there. And I, you know, at the time, I wasn't really understanding of the fact because it's a TV show as well. And Carrie Underwood's a huge superstar. So they wanted to get her out there for the TV thing. but we only played one song and then if I remember correctly

you threw your guitar I don't know yeah and I said Jake and then I lit it on fire but yeah it was the last time that I was invited back to that so listen over the years

we both had our fights with the system I'd say please welcome Jake back next year like bring him back in I'll start that campaign yeah man and you came in

but after that and played your whole set on our show I did thank you guys that was the coolest thing ever, man, for me really, because I'm not going to lie. My feelings were hurt, dude. Like, I'm a grown-ass man. My feelings were hurt. Especially, I think that's the first time you shared with us, or maybe you didn't,

I just forgot, that they, I thought they just were like, hey, we got to cancel this. There's lightning. It's dangerous. Got to get off the stage. But now hearing that part, too, like, oh, hey, after this one, you're done, Carrie Underwood, we got to get her out. Yeah, and she's awesome. I love Carrie Underwood.

Obviously, yes. But, you know, it's a huge deal to work to, to get to the point where you're even asked to do that show. And I don't know. I just felt like, you know, I felt like, man, people before me played four, she's playing four. I'm only played one. I mean, Perry, just played four.

Yeah, like, you know, so it is what it is and it was what it was. So, you know, one of these days, maybe they'll have me back. But until then, you know, just keep coming on your show and complaining about it. Jake Owens here. By the way, it started in May the Life's Whatch-Make-a-Tor. And so we'll talk about that in a bit.

But let's play another one. Let's do another hit. Which one you want to do? Another hit? Okay. I thought you're only going to let me play one. Sorry, you got to go. Got it.

All right. This one did all right for us. Hopefully I can play it right. I don't know. We'll see. Yeah! Never gets old. That's a good one.

I actually turned Amy's mic up and she was singing it. And I was like, oh, turn it back down. Yeah, this accident. You need some vocalese? Amy? What is that?

What is it? This is an all natural throat spray made with ginger, echinacea, and honey. What do you use it for? You still hurt? I just use it. It's really good. It says it supports a healthy vocal response. Oh, I could use one of those.

I like a good response. I've actually, believe it or not, in my life, I've never had vocal lessons or anything like that. I just kind of started singing. Believe it or not. I know that's how. I know you think of a model, but I never went to. Yeah, go ahead. No, no, but I meant like, I don't know what I, it just came out wrong, okay?

My point is, this past few weeks, I've been going here in town to a girl who's been helping me with singing because I just, I want to learn more. It's like anything. I want to be better. And it's like, it's so hard. I was like, can I just go back to singing okay, you know? Because it's, she's tough on me, man. It's like going to like a trainer, you know? It's hard.

Well, you're not done. We're not done, right, Amy? Nope, we're not done. What I want to do is I want you to play a song coming up. By the way, it's our five-year birthday party. Finished. My mom used to say, turkeys are done. People are finished.

We're not finished then. We're not finished. There's a song that I heard. It's a new song from Jake, and I want them to play it coming up in a second. The first time I heard it, we were together at an event, and I was like, man, that song is so good. It's a new song, so I'm going to have you play that coming up. Five-year birthday party with Jake Owen. We'll be back in a second.

It's the Bobby Bones' Birthday Show. Let's go! With Jake Owen. All right, the whole band is here. By the way, Jake Owen's out on his life's What You Make a Tour. Let me talk about some of the cities real quick he's going to be in that are listening right now. Chattanooga, Augusta, Georgia, Jackson, Tennessee, Little Rock, Arkansas, Bowling Green, Kentucky, Fort Wayne, Indiana.

You're all over the place. All over, man. Who's out with you? The great Chris Jansen and Jordan Davis, who's also great. Jordan's record, I think, just came out. And congratulations to Chris Jansen just got inducted to the Grand Ole Opry. So as an opera member It's hard to put together a tour

Not just for scheduling purposes of everybody involved But to have everybody involved Having some things happening And you predicted well Because you have to predict I remember us talking about your tour months ago And you were like, you predicted well with both of those guys I got lucky

I don't know if I predicted as much as I just genuinely I really love Chris Jansen And what he does musically and I told the guys, I said, having him on tour this year is going to make us have to step our game up because he's going to go out there every night and light it on fire. And I'm happy to step up after that and try to follow. And Jordan Davis is great. So he's got an awesome beard.

He does. That's true. His beard and your hair, man. Actually, guys, I'm cutting it. I can't take it anymore. I think you should cut it. I can't take it any. I voted on your poll, by the way, cut it.

It didn't win. There's a close poll. 53% said let that flow go. Bobby was pretty passionate about it. You're a good-looking dude. You don't need the hair. I just have long hair because I'm not that good-looking.

My mom, I sent her to this picture yesterday of something that was really special to me. I was playing some golf with some great people and I was really excited to show her and she didn't respond with like that's cool.

She responded with, please cut your hair. So I think I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna... I'm on board with that. Thanks, man. I appreciate you saying I'm a good-looking guy. You're a good-looking dude, man.

Another favorite J-Go and memory. Here you go, speaking to this. You know, we always have these awkward moments. I was just trying to have another one. I have a picture in my room that you took of me when you were heavy into photography and walking around with your camera everywhere. And you took it and you framed it and you gave it to me as a gift. It still is in my bedroom today.

Right on, man. Yeah, off and naked, looking at it. That's my dude right there. You do do a lot of like Instagram posts with your shirt off now, though. Yeah, because I don't wear my shirt at home. Really? As soon as I get home, all my clothes come off. Why would we dress in my own house? I get it. I don't live with anybody. I get it. Away they go. I get it. In the front door. off the body.

All I say. All right, Jake Owens here. Do you put filters on them? Or you naturally like tan. No, I'll filter them and spray tan sometimes. Yeah. You can tell when it's like fresh, like just happened. Hey, we're, she's right.

She's right. I start to get offended. I'm like, nah, no, no, she's right. Yeah. I'm like, well, take a shower. Jake and I were in an event and he played this song called Made for You. And I was like, dude, that's one of the best songs I've heard in a long time. And I don't know if you guys have it ready to go.

But would you mind playing that one for us? Yeah, yeah. I'll play it. I don't know if the guys will pop in or not, but I've kind of been doing this on my own since the day I heard it. It was written by Benji Davis, Joey Hyde, and I believe Neil Medley.

Is this on the new, all the new stuff? Is it coming out? It is. I already recorded it. It's actually coming out next week, maybe. I think they're going to drop it. That's a really cool thing with what we're doing with the new label is they're just like,

let's put out good songs when we want to put them out. Love that. Yeah, right? Yeah, love it. People gravitate towards them if they want, if not. There's lots of other music out there to gravitate towards too, but one of the things I love about music is the stories that it tells, especially country music. And I believe, even though I've gone through some things in my life that necessarily didn't work out on the love side of things, I still have a passion for it in my heart, and I believe in love. And my mom and dad have been married for for over 40 years basically and um my grandparents i had them on my podcast thanks to you for for uh bringing me into that world but uh my grandparents's been married for 70 years

and my gosh and it's just awesome i believe in that kind of love and and what you can build with someone and and so anyways this song's called made for you and i and it's a song for anybody out there that's got that somebody that they're made for and you just know it when you meet them and um so thanks to the guys that wrote this song and I'm really excited. It's 100 percent my favorite song that I've not only heard in the last little while, but

it's probably going to be one of my favorites I've ever recorded. It goes like this. Nice, Jake Owen. Good, huh? Thank you. Yep. It's a good one. That's a good one. Thank you. I looked at lunchbox over there when I said two pink lines are made for growing up. Yeah. Yeah. Happy for

him, man. That's a big deal. It's definitely going to grow them up. Yeah. If it doesn't, nothing will. That's what I've figured out. Jake Owen's here. Five-year birthday party. Any other favorite Jake moments

of the five years, Amy, do you have? I remember he revealed his girlfriend on our show. Accidentally, kind of. Oh, that was your podcast? No, no, on this show. Oh, was it? It was a podcast. I don't know.

All their conversations to me are on some microphone. Yes. That was a big one. What else he'd do around here? I don't know. You know a favorite Jake moment? I called you weird. Yeah, but that was a podcast moment.

We've played that 100 times. Yeah. And he played drums. What? Oh, yeah, I did get to play drums once. Yeah. Oh. Do you remember that?

I think Green Bananas when he played that. Oh, gosh. During Joy Week is one of our most. That was super cool of you guys to let me do that too. You know that's probably the last time I've played that song. And I should play it more often because the song, song means a lot, you know? I've recorded a lot of songs like that throughout my career.

Unfortunately, they never made it to be a single. But I recorded a song in my last album called Everybody. dies young and it's about it's not a song about dying at all it's a song about living and um i really think most people that that know me what the best like would tell you that you know i'm i'm flighty man i'm all over the place i'm ADD and stuff but one thing i can tell you that i do is i love life and i like to live it and i like to be around friends and people and make sure that at the end of the day people are having fun and a good time and uh and i think that's what that you know speaking of green banana as i said just live life for what you have right the second and right now and

appreciate that too that time y'all let me come in here that one gets requested a lot by listeners hey will you play jaco and playing green bananas again really a ton of youtube views yeah that's definitely a good call like probably one of the most memorable ones ever over the years yeah that song you know i told you that time it came from a guy i used to fish with as a kid who had a had a boat called green bananas and he used to take my brother not fishing after school every day and he uh i asked him one day why he named his boat green bananas and he told me his name was bill curly by the way and i hadn't seen him since i was a kid so maybe he's listening out there somewhere but his buddy had

been diagnosed with cancer and was in the hospital and he told him he said man if i could tell you anything don't buy green bananas because you just never know what tomorrow's going to bring if you're going to be here or not and uh and i remembered it since i was a kid and wrote that song with a friend of mine bob rick bob ragan i have goosebumps just and i know the story but i've goosebumps hearing you tell it again yeah it's you know and it's hard sometimes too to go in and write songs uh with people and and walk in the room and make sure you have an idea you know and i remember that day that I was with Bob and I said, man, I got this weird idea called Green Bananas and and I told him about it. He said, let's do that. Let's write that. Yeah, I encourage everybody

to go check it out. It's funny how those songs too, though, are the easiest to write, the ones that are real, right? The ones that just fall out of you? Not making up fantasy, right? Yeah. I have one called alone in my room all night. But it's just, it's a whole thing. Don't worry about it. Give us a little something new. Give us something else new. You crack me up, dude. Oh, man. Something else new. Okay. This next song is something I'm excited about. Oh, I hit my tuner.

Do we play this in standard tuning, I think? Half step down? Okay. Yeah, the reason I was asking, because we just started playing it, a song called Down to the Honky Tong. And those that know me well too know that I love classic country music. I do.

Like a good eight-second ride type style? No, that's it. That's actually... I mean, that is my... You like to rip on me for that. No, uh-uh. You want to talk about Jake Owen favorite moments is, it was before we were even in Nashville,

but you had come to Austin to play for Case 101 or KVet down there or something, but we were over on the pop station. Anyway, I was still at work, so I popped in, and I was like, who's this guy performing? And you had your little like headshot there or whatever you're passing it out to anybody that stayed after. So I just sat there and I watched you.

Those are so hard. Those are so hard. Yeah, I don't know who the crowd. I don't know his fans or radio people or what, but I just kind of popped in the curtain and I watched you. And I was like, this guy's good so I got your

CD and I got your little headshot and I took it back to the studio and I was like Bobby this guy just played and I listened to that CD we hung your picture up in the studio by the way We hung it in our pop studio We didn't know anything about you We really didn't know much about you

Then I listened to that CD like over and over and that we're not poking funny No we can believe it or not That's before I had voice lessons But that song is a jam I think so too He thinks we're making fun of them

No, well, I laugh about that song because I, Ando, who's my best buddy and now manager, who I literally met in college, who was the resident assistant there. I wrote that in college one day. I was sitting on a bar cell. My brother used to, he used to say, dude, stop writing all these, like, songs that are soft for girls and stuff. Like, write something for the guys. And my brother always dipped. And every time I'd get in his truck, he'd always have a nasty, like, three-day leftover dip cup right in his console.

be like, watch out, man, don't spill that, you know. And so there's a line of that song. Climb on up, but honey, watch the cup that I've been spitting my dip inside. It's disgusting. It is pretty nasty. Play this new song. Let's get this new song, down to the honky talk. Down to the hongue talk.

Yeah, we got John here now. We put the steel guitar back in the band. We do miss our horn guys. We had the horn guys out for a while, but we brought the steel guitar back, and we're going to bring some country songs back. And this one's called Down to the Hongue Tongue. one of my favorites. Who Jay Cohen right there?

Man, great song. You said the S word on the radio. Nothing like a little FCC violation. Yeah, man. I like to break rules, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. If I had to beep you on that one. Yeah.

Appreciate that. Yeah, yeah. I think I was paying attention, huh? Yeah. Holy cow, I already got one million dollar fine dude. We can't have another one. For that? No, but you get that, though.

Oh, really? Yeah, yeah, well come. Build me. It's the Bobby Bones' birthday show. Let's go. With Jake Owen. It's our five-year anniversary of being a show, and so we brought in the guy who, as far as the artist's role goes, it's been through probably the most with us, is Jake. He's been for everything we've ever asked them to do we showed up for.

And so we appreciate that. Thanks, man. I'm just happy you asked me to show up. Got new music, got a new tour. So you're putting out music in a way that I find very natural for me to consume it, which is a bit by bit. Yeah, I'm all four. I think albums are great, and I've made a bunch of them. but I feel like people are consuming music a little bit differently now

and because of the streaming and stuff. So we just, as we're making music, we're just putting it out instead of keeping people waiting for a long time because it's like mine. I don't have that big of attention span. So, I mean, I'll listen to songs last week that I was like, man, that was an awesome song. And then this week I'm on to something different.

And I end up revisiting later. So these songs we're doing, and thanks to the label, they're all on board for, hey, man, if you're passionate about a song and you like it and we've waited a few weeks after dropping a couple. Let's put them out. Let's do it for the people. So that's what music's for.

We're not making it for ourselves. We're making it for those out there that want to have a good time and listen. And it helps with the shows, too, having new songs out there, you know? Jake Owens here. We've got one more segment. We do a couple songs. New music, you get some more coming out tomorrow. Tomorrow's Friday, huh?

Yeah. So look for that. He's out with the Life's What You Make a Tour, Jake Owen.com. But let's play. Let's go back. and let's play one of the ones that I remember from the early days. How about like alone with you? Like, that's my jam right there.

Yeah, man. Why you smile like that? You don't like that one or what? I love this song. I love it. Shane McAnally wrote this song years and years ago, and I'd found it and loved it and held it for a long time. And we were writing one day, and he said,

hey, why don't you record that song alone with you? I said, man, I love that song. I just hate that stupid line in it about, I don't think I offended him because he had read this book called Running with Scissors And so in the song, in the original version of the demo It said,

You've got me out on the... You've got me running with scissors down the hall And I know it'll kill me if I fall. I was like, man, I don't know, just from the time I was a kid, I just remember everybody, like my mom and teachers and everybody like, do not run with scissors. and so I just couldn't

I couldn't get past that and that's sometimes weird when you're recording songs and this was the first record that I was making at the time Barefoot Blue J Night album where the first the records before that I wrote every song on them

so I was listening to songs that I didn't write and if there was a line or two in there that I didn't like it would kind of turn me off but he was right I kept listening to that song there's something about this song that's just I keep gravitating back towards so I said hey man is it cool if I changed the line

so I changed it to you've got me out on the edge every time you call. And I know it'll kill me if I fall. So it was that little simple thing there. So then do you get writing credit? No. And I've never done that. Like there's some artists that will rewrite some lyrics to songs they've heard and then

they'll take writing credit on it. I don't believe in that because these songwriters here in town and I've said this from day one I've been on your show, man. And I said a minute ago when I played Barefoot Bluging Night, which changed my life. Thanks to the guys that wrote that song in Eric Pazley and Dylan Altman and Terry Salka. They wrote Barefoot Blue Junk. And it's super important to give these guys credit for the songs that they're writing that are helping the artists establish their careers.

And, you know, these days, too, you hear people like, oh, he didn't write it. He's not, you know, but, you know, George Jones didn't write all his songs. Alan Jackson didn't write all his songs, even though he's a great songwriter. George Straits had a career of 61 number one songs, and he's maybe written one or two of them, you know. So it's okay to record outside songs, and that's what this town is built on, songwriters that are writing amazing songs. and without these songwriters in town and the publishers that are gracious enough to take the time to pitch us these songs,

man, there's a lot of my career that wouldn't be here right now. And so I'm super thankful for that, and I would never take credit for a song over a line or two that I rewrote just to fit me because it's not fair, you know, it's not that big deal.

It's a good question. It's a great question, though. I just would never do that to those guys. They work super hard to make a living, and I make money not on the road, not just on touring, you know, so I would never do that. And now? I love it.

I love with you. Jake going. Nice, baby. Thanks, man. I messed up a chord in that song. Yeah, that's what everybody's talking about tweeting right now. They're like, we cannot believe Jake. He missed that D-Cola.

Wow, wow, wow. Man. My brother can't play a D-cord. I tried teaching him to play guitar. And he's like, I can do the G and the C. I just can't do a D. It's a tough one. You can't play nothing if you can't play a D.

One more song. one more? Yeah, man. I can play D. What's D? Do you have some D? D's on the edge. I'll give you some D right here. Ready? There's some D for you, Amy. Here's a D chord for you, Amy. And if you want, I'll give you a little bit of G.

Okay, I'm good. How about the... I've never had a girl ask me for some G. Okay. One more song? Yeah, man. more song. One more song.

Love to. Love to, man. Love to. Okay. This is an American country love song. That's it, my friend. Hey, listen, really, I appreciate

you coming in. Thanks, man. We have to pick one artist and ask, and you said yes, so thanks for coming and celebrate in our five years with us. Dude, been a big part of that. I'm super happy to be here, and I'm very, very thankful for what you guys

have helped me do in my career. I swear, man. that with all my heart. Not just me. Look at these guys around here. I mean, yeah, I've coming here a few times by myself, but these guys, we've traveled the road together for 12 years, 12 years. And every time that I have the opportunity to come on your show and play and play my songs and get the word out about what we're doing, you're not just helping me and my family, but you're helping these guys and their families. And I hope you know that, man, because that's a big, that's a big deal. And we all are thankful to continue to be able to do this and go out and play music for folks that appreciate it.

What songs are you putting out tomorrow? Do you know? Do you know what couple songs are coming out tomorrow? One song, two songs? Just made for you. Made for you coming out of one? Yeah, we're excited about that one. That's the one I like the most. I don't know, but when you played down to hoggy talk earlier, I'm ready for that. I know, I'm ready for all. Bring the pain. Patience, Bobby. I know. I don't have a lot of that. Thank you very much.

Dude, thank you guys. We're happy to be here. Have us back anytime. Jake Owen, life's what you make a tour. Go see them. Starts in May. Runs 2 September. Jake Owen.com. But you can always find Jake. going in one place, my heart. I did not. Normally I can anticipate where he's going. And that one, I was like, I don't know. Where can be fun.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, good to see you, buddy. Jake on, everybody. It's the Bobby Bones' Birthday Show. Thanks again to Jake Owen. And let me say this, that with our dates, that song made for you, doesn't come out tomorrow.

It comes that next Friday. We said it was tomorrow, but it's next Friday. So everybody's sitting by, ready to download and save that. Be patient. Be patient. That's right. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones.

Let's go. I'm transmitting across America. This is the Bobby Bones show. That's right. Now, here are you. Turn it up. Let me encapsulate the story. So I'm online a couple days ago.

I get a tweet from Crystal, just north of Sacramento. Hey, Crystal, good morning. Good morning. And so she tweets me and says, hey, my daughter is raising money for childhood cancer. Can you donate? Just a random tweet. I thought, yeah, sure. So I donated.

little did I know that that donation was going to make the girl shave her head because it's a You made her, yeah, competition. Yeah, so I started, like I wanted to help, but then I felt bad. Describe. Okay, well, she has, it's not like she already has short hair and shaving it won't be a big deal. Like, she has beautiful, long, brown hair. She's a freshman in high school. Probably not the exact time to shave ahead, but it's all for a great cause.

No good deed goes unpunished, right? That's what I'm thinking here. So I get Crystal on and I talk to Zoe who is in the ninth grade. So I'm looking at the number, your goal was $500. Because of the B team, I'm looking at everybody who's posting donations up here. They're at $1,400. Oh, wow. Yeah, their goal was $500.

So Zoe's for sure shaving her head, right? For sure. And she's, again, she's okay with that. She is definitely okay with that. Okay. Because as I go to the page and it keeps growing and the money and listen, ain't no team like a B team party because a B team party don't stop. You know what I'm saying? But do you need them to stop?

No. Definitely not. Our local station with the 925 has been in contact with us too. They're going to come to the school on the day of the shaving and do some fun stuff with the kids and all that. It's just grown into this really great thing. she's excited. Everyone's excited. People have been reaching out to her. What is she going to do when she shaves her head, though? What do you mean? When is she?

I don't know. Like, is she just going to be bald? Like, most people don't, most girls don't know what their scalp or head or shape really looks like. We have made a little fun of, you know, we don't know what it's going to look like. You know, it's hard because it's, you know, 80 degrees here. so beanies aren't an option. We're not quite sure. I don't know what you're playing. Maybe I send us some hats.

I just have this sense of guilt. But okay, Crystal, I'm going to just mail it off and be happy with it. I'm very happy with the B team stepping up, but we're good. Oh my gosh, it's been crazy. We're good, right? We're good. This is the last time we're good. We're good.

We're good. I'm like I'm talking to a girlfriend going, Are you still mad at me? Are you still mad? You promise. It's mad at you. I'll have her call you. Okay. And when is the shaving, the head shaving? April 6th. April 6th.

Okay, I'm going to... Next Friday. Oh, next... And what time of the morning does that happen? Or maybe in the day, later in the day? Yeah, rally time around 11. Okay. Then maybe we'll catch up the Monday after that. Okay.

Okay. Thank you. Have a good morning. You too. There you go. Ah, come on. I'm not feeling guilty anymore. I'm over it. I was sitting at home thinking about that last night. We have a board, a whiteboard that we've put in my office.

And Amy and I write down because when I come to work, we don't play. We sit down and we get to work. Amy and I do. And it's commercials and liners. Yeah, we don't play. It's just, because we have an hour of reading pages to do before the show. Not complaining, just telling you how it is. And there's not a lot of talking then.

Nope. And we never really know. how each other's feeling. So we have a whiteboard. We walk and we write how we're feeling. And today I wrote the number seven. Yeah. Which is pretty good for me. For me that's pretty high. And we wrote the number eight. Yeah. Okay. And both of us have been having our struggles recently. And so I felt like it's a pretty good day. Cumulative score 15? Wow. What a day. I know. When I added eight to the seven, Bobby was like, this is going to be a good day. Yeah. Amy bites my hand off earlier. Yeah. I got irritated. Because I was reliving an old memory. But you got irritated in the old memory. Like

they're re-irited by something. But I'm ready for to accept your apology now because you did say something off the air. And you are at an eight right now. Because I got, I mean, I really truly am an eight. I wrote down the eight when I had not yet interacted with anybody or had the chance to be slightly irritated by nothing. Yes, yes. Go ahead.

And then when Bobby said he got irritated by the old memory, it really, really irritated me and it got frustrated and annoyed and emotional and I felt crazy about it. So I went to my app, my Clue app, which is what tracks my cycle. And I might just be a teeny one's a little hormonal. Because dark times are upon us on my app when there's little clouds, it means PMS. So that explains everything. So I still keep my eight, because I'm an eight. I really am, but it's got an asterisk, which means.

Doesn't it make sense how she bit my head off earlier? PMS? Yeah. Yeah. Well, I know, but I also feel better about it too because I'm like, that's not really me. So then when you can justify it with being crazy because of hormones, you're like, oh, it all makes sense now. And now that I'm aware, I can correct it and tell myself, Amy, you don't need to pawn. You don't need to dwell on that.

So say, sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you. This is so funny to me. In an Outburger is seeking a restraining order against an online prankster. He goes into the store.

He posed as the company's CEO at two restaurants He went in again, he's acting like he's the boss Crazy He starts arguing with employees Like I'm the CEO, no He took a hamburger from a customer Threw it on the ground, stomped on it said This is garbage

Whoa As the CEO of the company The California-based chain filed a lawsuit requesting that Cody Roder Who posts on YouTube Under the name Troll Munchies Not be able to go back How funny is that

That's pretty crazy. Because I think I would believe him if I were just working at it in and out. Yeah, why wouldn't you? And some guy comes in going, I'm the CEO. I think it's risk reward. So you just believe him because it's going to hurt. You don't want to not believe him because what if he is? So that made me laugh.

Coming up in a minute, we do have an update with our phone screener Hillary. If you aren't familiar, she was driving her car back to work and crashed into work. Like, she had some coffees and one spilled and she reached down and then she crashed into the building. And the big debate has been who pays for it. Her, the crasher, or the building, the crashee. So there's an update on that coming up in a second. By the way, tomorrow night I'll be in Las Vegas on my Red Hoodie Comedy Tour, and I'll be in Pittsburgh and Tampa and Florence, South Carolina coming up,

Bobby Bonescom, if you want to come. Bobby Bonescom. Yeah. Our phone screener Hillary crashed into the building. She was getting coffees. work, she's spilling a coffee as she drives in, she reaches down and boom, crashes into the building. And so let's bring our phone screener Hillary into the studio. Come on here.

Walking into the room now, there she is. There's phone screener Hillary. How are you? Doing okay. Yeah. You're letting these callers get into your ear a little bit. I'll walk by and they're all like, here's what you should do. Yeah, it's going to get you in trouble.

So what's happened since yesterday? I didn't have a chance to go take it to get a new estimate, so I have a time. have to go today. But whenever everything spilled in my car, it left a bad smell. So now that's what I'm trying to figure out is how to get the smell out. So that's the new problem. Interesting. So a couple things that happened with us. First of all, I had to let work know because they're like, why are you talking about a wreck? And so I said, hey, here's what happened. Doing a bit, crashed into the wall. Have they called you yet? No, nobody's called me. Okay. Then they made. Okay. So I didn't want to ever have to get to that point where I had to let our bosses know.

Yeah. Is there in New York? They're not listening. But I did have to let them know in case, there's damage of the building or, you know, you. I'm okay. People have been calling and asking making sure I'm okay. I'm okay. Nothing's wrong with me. Amy had someone do a second estimate on your truck. So she has a person.

Yeah, my guy, a Moody's tire. He's awesome. Your estimate was $2,000. And I said, well, that can't be right. It's a bumper. But then you told this your bumper also travels time and does math and does crazy things. It's a Lexus bumper. But Amy's guy said what?

Okay. So he says that he has. a place that can get it done for $600 out of pocket. If you want to go through your insurance, it's going to be $700 because insurance takes a percentage. So that's why it's more. So we can do this thing out of pocket, $600. Your premium won't go up or whatever that is. And that's way less than that $2,000 estimate you got.

If it's $600, I think, go ahead. Well, and also, just to be clear, I sent him the VIN number of her car, photos, everything. So he's aware that it's Alexis and has fancy little windshield wipers on the light. Because, I mean, the VIN number, that should give them all the info they need about the car. If it's $600, I think we can collectively raise that within the room here. And by that, I probably mean that's mostly me with a little bit of Amy. Like, that's what I really mean. But if that's really the case, $600.

Yeah. We can just take care of it and she'd not have to do insurance. If it's $2,000, as a tough one. I would feel so bad. That's a tough one. What about feeling bad for $600? I feel bad for $600. I just feel bad in general for y'all to be paying for me.

You should be saying thank you right now. No, no, nothing's happened. That's the update right now. So we have had a second estimate done. Thank you. I appreciate it. Are you getting a lot of flack from your friends for crashing into a non-moving large structure? Not mainly just people on Twitter.

With some people I don't know. The gifts people are posting. They'll post cars crashing into buildings and go, Here's at Hillary Borden driving to work today. I mean, I laugh out loud at those. So, okay, well, that's the update. We're trying to get it. We want to do what's right by you.

You're part of our team here. And so we feel like that ride is up to that number, but not 2000. I appreciate it. Like, I've been trying to play it cool, but I've been really stressed about this. I can see it in your face and your demeanor. I kind of cried last night about it. That's okay. Like, you'll be taken care of.

Yeah. If you're on my team, I'll take care of you. I really appreciate that. But we just got to figure. out how much I need to take care of you first. So there we go. You're good. You will be good. You will be good. You drive down with a hole right now. Are people judging you? No, not really. Nobody will ride with me because it smells so bad. No, they're probably judging you. When you see someone with a big dent in their bumper light thing,

you're like, man, that person can't drive. I probably get away from them. Can you do that to me. Okay, Hillary, thank you very much. Our phone screener Hillary, who crashed into our building. There she goes. My birthday's coming up in a few days. It is. April 2nd. And I don't, so the weekend, so I was thinking about the weekend before your birthday, because your birthday's on a Monday. But you're on the road. You're doing comedy. That's true.

So I was like, ugh, because I thought about kind of rallying the troops and we do like a dinner or something this weekend. You know, I'm not a big fan of those. I know, you're not going to be here. And that's right where my brain went and you're turning 38. And I was thinking of your 30th birthday. So that's miserable. Not about being 30, but just the party was miserable. This was eight years ago.

And I thought, 30. that's a really big deal. Like, we need to do a surprise dinner. Bobby hate surprises. Don't know what I was thinking. I don't any surprises. I hate knowing there's a surprise coming. There's a difference, but go ahead.

Okay, yeah. So, I mean, we had some of his besties from Arkansas fly into town. Was this the steakhouse? Yeah. Oh, don't get me started. And then, so I... You can say which one it was, too, because it was great. Ruth's Chris Steakhouse.

Private room. Private room. Like our own. Which part of that was a couple of... because I knew the people that owned it and they were very nice to set it up. We had our own menu printed with like, happy birthday Bobby. And it was a preset menu. And everything was preset.

So it's not like people were going to be surprised. And everyone was in on it. And they wanted, I mean, Bobby got there and he was like reading it, Ruth's Chris. And all my friends are here. And they're going to have to pay for this. And some of my friends, he started looking around there. I think he was like evaluating what he thought all of his friends made. Oh, I felt terrible.

It was too expensive. Bobby, it was very uncomfortable. How did we pay for it? Well, I don't remember. I think I took a large joke of it. We probably didn't pay for it. It's much like the Christmas present that Amy paid most for and you guys also got a little credit for.

But I didn't mind because, I mean, Bobby's my friend and then people just paid what they could. I know that everybody pitched in. It was fine. But, I mean, it was a, I remember being like a big group of people. And I was irritated. And I was like, oh, man. this is such a bummer.

Like what was supposed to be a really fun 30th birthday celebration with Bobby N's special is now feels awkward. And then Andy Roddick couldn't be there for whatever reason. So he called Ruth's Chris and like had paid for like drinks for the whole table. Like, which again, it was a big group of people. And so it wasn't, it was like a special night. Like I thought it was fun. And then when I thought about doing a surprise birthday party for your 38th, I was like, no.

It was just too, for me, it was just. too expensive. I felt bad. But nobody was thinking that. Yeah, but I was. I might have thought it. Maybe. At the time.

I felt like I was forced to go because it was so expensive, but I had to go. But I do remember the birthday. But y'all don't even remember if you paid. Trust me, they didn't. Right. So, like, you had a good steak dinner and got to celebrate Bobby. I also don't like the celebration of me thing. I know.

The whole thing just went south. So now I guess on Monday would just ignore you. That would be the greatest birthday present. I'm trying to think. What have we done the last seven years since then? Because I think, I think nothing. No, I know. We went to dinner one time when we first moved here because I got the fish special

and then we went out to the bars and let's just say. Oh, lunchbox. Was that when you puked everywhere? No, that was. We all had stomach issues after that. From the fish special? From the fish special? Three of us got the fish special and we all were.

I got the run. Yeah, all of us. It was bad. Well, here's the thing. I wouldn't even mind a birthday dinner if I got to pay for it. I'm down. I mean, that's cool with me. No, that's so silly.

But that's what he wants to do, Amy. We've got to let him. It's his birthday. All of these people in this room have a good job, thanks to you. But I don't like people. I don't like people doing things for me, really. Okay. Because people did things for me my whole life.

So, like my whole life, I depend on people for Christmas presidents or food. or what, so now it's weird. So now it feels the same thing. It feels like I'm seven again and the church group's having to donate so we can have a Christmas. Like that's what that is. That's what comes back to.

Okay, I mean, I know you're dealing with some of that, but we gotta let that go. It's only once a year too, dude. Yeah, we gotta work through that. That's tough though. But I don't like that. It makes me feel like I was part of a charity case for the first 11, 12 years of my life.

And it feels like that. People have to do that for me now. I don't like it. It makes me feel uncomfortable. Oh man, I just don't like that you feel like anything that we would do for you as a charity case. Like, we should be past that. We should. We should.

We should. I mean, with other people, you could maybe feel that way, but not us. So you're saying we can celebrate your birthday of you pay for. Yeah. Where are we going? Rick Chris. I mean, that's what I heard. We should do that again for your 40th.

Like every decade we go to Ruth's Chris and make it really awkward for everybody. Because Bobby was so miserable. I was so miserable because I was thinking everybody's got to pay for this. I don't like them paying for things. What? It was all set out. I know. It should not have been awkward, but that's definitely what we're going to do for your 40th.

So what do we do for your 38th? I think I was going to chill. Oh, so we're not doing anything? I don't think so. I just thought you said you were going to pay for dinner for all of us. I've ordered the fish special. It'll always get here. Oh, Lord.

You cannot absolutely 100%. You are not like just sitting around. No, we're celebrating your birthday, some way, shape, or form. But it is his birthday. Amy. You have to grant his wishes. Yeah, but we're not going to let him just sulk at his house. I got to suck.

When it's already like not a cool vibe there because Dusty's gone. Oh, it sucks. I know. It's so lonely at my house. I've only known that dog to live with me forever. I don't have, there are no humans there and there's no dog there. It's just nothing. It's just quiet.

I know, and I hate that for you. It's terrible. So that's what you want to do on Monday, not your birthday? Yes. Sulk. My grandma said that. Quit talking. I'm sucking.

Yeah. Well, listen, I appreciate, listen, I think we just had a birthday party right here. This is great. Guys, this has been fantastic. I am so confused. I got so excited that we were going to dinner and Bobby was paying for it. And then Bobby says, we're not going to do anything? This is a letdown.

No, I said if we were having a party. I know. What if we do like a group workout for your birthday? That sounds terrible. All I'm busy. That's really in right now. It's like when I said to do CrossFit. It was miserable because I wouldn't try to do the CrossFit right.

I would just try to win and I had injuries all the time. Okay. group massages? What if we all go to the spa? What if we all rub each other? That's weird. We do like a massage train. That's weird.

Oh. But if that's what you want. Amy said that I made the birthday list, though, this year. Yeah, he did. On what? So every year I get this. Every day. It's every day, but I mean, for years, I get a birthday list of upcoming birthdays.

Some of them are repeated because they just want you to be aware what celebrities are whatever. Like Reese Weather's been turning 42. Dang, dude. And every. Like Tom Hanks and stuff. I've never seen Bobby on this list. Yeah.

Look at your boy. Like, Mick Jagger. Look at your boy out here. Wow. This, like, comes from a, like, a prep group. And this is the first year. I've opened it up, and it said April 2nd. It lists all the celebrities.

And then right there at the bottom, it says Bobby Bones, comma, 38. Chaboy! You know. He's made it. That's official. I know. It kind of even think, like, oh, wow. We need a party.

Growing up. Yeah. Fish back. all around, boys. Okay, thank you very much. That's been a fun birthday party. All right. That we can be there for you, man.

Until next year, boys. Can I speak on the hypocrisy of this show, please? Yeah. Well, so what happens is I do this other show called the Bobbycast from my house. Ryan, and it's just kind of the second layer of writers, producers, even the second layer of the show. And I did one with Morgan number two, who basically runs all the digital parts of the show. show, website, social media. And she's talking about how

all of us come in and we're a little different. I mean, I fake the first hour and a half of the show, because I'm tired. I'm like, woo, look how happy I am, but really I'm tired. She's like Amy's a little feistyer. I say, well, Eddie fakes like he's a good dad. Like, you're not a good dad. But he plays it up.

And we talk about that in the air, too. I think he plays it. Wouldn't you agree, lunchbox? He does play it up quite a bit. I'm always there. That's what I care about the most is being there. My wife's so amazing and my kids and I'm You didn't even change diapers.

Don't think I think that? So, no, we think you played up. Anyway, that's the conversation. And Eddie sends a note, oh, everybody should know you're talking about him behind their back. And I'm like, I'm not behind their back. It's on the bobby cast. Yeah, my message for everyone is, Amy, have you heard it? Yes, I have.

Okay, lunchbox, have you heard it? I've heard about it. This is them talking behind our back, guys. No, it's not because you can hear it. Oh. Yeah, the Morgan number two bobbycasses is us talking about the show and her perception of people. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I get it at the time.

It's behind your back, but it's obviously something they would say in front of your face because... It has said it up front of your face a hundred times. Like millions of people are listening to it. Not only that. Here's where the hypocrisy comes in. That Eddie's going, bull crap, don't say I'm fake. And then he sends me a note going, by the way, lunchbox is such a fake. No, oh.

He says... You don't even know lunchbox. You talk about behind my back. No, we're going to talk about it on air, so it's not behind your back. But you are going behind his back because he goes, don't, don't see him. not fake. He goes, but by the way, lunchbox is such a fake. He tries to act like a big man, and I got audio, he recorded you

without you knowing it. You didn't even know this. I'm you recording from a vegan restaurant. Uh-oh. Everyone thinks luncheon, he's like, I'm a man. You know, I eat meat, I drink beer. Listen to this order, Amy. Here we go. Yeah, can I place an order for pickup, please? Can I get an order the peanut tempe tacos

on corn tortillas? Peanut Tempe. And for the side, can I do black beans with no sour cream please. No smoothie. That'll do it. All right. Thank you so much. Bye. Oh my gosh. You know what this means. First of all, I know we're ordering, shout out

Wild Caligo there all the time, but he must, they must recognize his voice as a regular orderer because they were like, it's almost like they were like, oh, do you want your regular smoothie today? And he's like, go no smoothie. Because he never brought up the smoothie. Let me say this, though. I think it's wonderful because I think what you're eating is great. But you do play up, though.

steak, meat. I'll lay on meat sometimes. I love meat so much. Would you like me to talk now? Go ahead. Here's the thing. The restaurant is right down the street from my house, and so I order it sometimes because I don't have anything to eat for lunch, and I eat the same places. I eat the same three or four restaurants every day for lunch, and that one's just on the rotation. I don't even know what that stuff is. Oh, come on. I don't know what Tempe is. I have no idea what that is. You've had it before, right? No, it's good. That's what I'm saying. It's good.

Can I get the Tampa tacos please? Can I get the broccoli hot dog? Can you hold the sour cream? FII, that sour cream, I don't know if you're, it's because of the dairy thing, but it's vegan sour cream and it's really good. It's white. I don't do white. But bones, listen to how he's not even yelling to it.

Hey, listen. Can I get an all veggie burrito? Do you have the veggie steak? Can I get some A1 on that please? But they have veggie A1? Color pizza place. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. On corn tortilla?

Listen, I love it. I don't understand what's wrong. I got you. I got you. Yeah, can I place some order for pickup, please? Pick up, please. Look at how soft his voice. Look up, please.

Yeah, hey, can I get off? Pick up, please. Do you have the broccoli T-bone? Yeah, that's the steak of broccoli. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can I get an order the peanut tempe tacos on corn tortillas? And for the side, can I do black beans with no sour cream, please? No smoothie.

How do they know you wanted to smooth it? Do you want a regular smoothie with that? He's a regular. Well, okay. No, they said, would you like a smoothie or anything else? Why? That's what they said. I don't know.

They're like. Because you normally get that. Because they want you to get an ad on. No, it was a new guy working the register. I didn't know him. All right. Thank you so much. Thank you so much.

Thank you. I like this guy. Why can't we hang out with this guy? No, that is. You hang out with him every day. So you're yelling again. I go get some peanut tip. paid tacos for lunch because it's open at 11

and I'm hungry and it's down the street from my house. Everything's open at 11. And you guys act like I'm a terrible person for it. No. No. No one said that. Geez. No. Dude, dude, you are a friend. Yes. We want you to be able to be able to be real years. Why weren't you on the phone yet the other day when I ordered some chicken tacos the day? I mean, why it's red. Extra large

What's the reddest meat you got? And can you pour beer in a hole that you've cut in the meat? Can I pay with my lottery ticket? And I want it rare. Like, blood's still coming out of it. Will someone talk about MMA when I pick up the order to me? Bye.

How about that final four tournament? F off, bye. All right, all right. Bobby Bones show. Bones. This runner is trying to beat the fastest marathon record backwards. It's running backwards. Oh, my gosh.

Yeah, he's 33. He's not his backwards guy. So he's a runner, but he wants to run it backward and beat the fastest backward record. Which is pretty crazy, huh? Yeah. I didn't know that was a thing. He started looking up world records for marathons, and the fastest backward marathon is three hours and 43 minutes.

What? That is hauling. That's hauling. Yeah, I ran a marathon going forwards about that time. That's pretty good, though. Oh, no, sorry, and more time. Four hours. It took me four hours in like 33 minutes. That's still good.

I don't have the mental stamina. to run a marathon. I don't think because it's just constant. I was 3,365th place. That's cool. But it's cool you did it. Like I've done a couple Olympic triathlons, but that's switching it out.

You do the mile swim, then the 25 mile bike ride, then the run. Six mile runs, like that. Like I could do that. Even though that was a lot, I did two of them because at first I didn't know what I was doing.

One of when we were at together, but we had just become friends, so we didn't really like. Amy put her helmet on backward? That was the one I did that, yeah. And everybody starts running after her. Like, you got your helmet on backward. Yeah, like the officials on the sideline, they were like, because your numbers on your helmet.

And they're like, and I got out from swimming, took off my wetsuit and I was so excited to like gear up for my bike ride. I put my helmet on backwards. And like your, it's like aerodynamic. Like the helmet's supposed to help you, you know, if it's like phasing that way and your number is supposed to be showing. And I had it on backwards. And they're like, pull over your helmets on backwards. I was like, uh. The backward run.

I wonder who could run up. Who can run this faster. A mile run by Eddie frontward. A mile. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. Or lunchbox running a mile backward.

Yikes. Oh, lunchbox running backwards. Would that be who you bet your money on? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What about you? Oh, guys, let's do this. Well, hold on, hold on. I don't know if the lunchbox even feels like he could beat you.

Hold on, let me think. The reason I do a mile is because I think on a short sprint, Eddie would take him. But lunch has such good cardio. Endurance. Yeah, there we go. Yeah. I can move pretty good.

You think you could do a backward mile faster than he could do a front mile? I've never seen Eddie run more than 10 feet. I have. I don't think he could last. What, Bunzel? That's the, you've seen me. I think he can run relatively fast and short distances, but he doesn't have stamina in anything.

The lungs are, yeah. We shoot these rage videos on my Instagram, and he's tired after 10 seconds. Yeah, how long are those videos? 10 seconds? Yeah, yeah. Do you think you could, I can beat him.

I can feed him. What if I put, like, what if I got a sponsor to put like 300 bucks in is the, there's no doubt in my mind that I can beat him, 100%. Just hold it. I don't even want you. you guys committing to it because I need to think about this. 100%.

I don't practice today. If he takes a fall running backwards, he's done. No, not really because I've fallen in races before it. Get up. No, this is backwards. Yeah, it doesn't matter. Wait, wait, wait. So you're saying, Eddie, that you're running front, I don't know if you can. Bones, yes. I think he may can beat you backward.

No, I can do it. I'm telling you, man, right now, 100%. We're not doing it right now. You're not, not punching them, between your jeans. Not doing anything right now. Right now, you pay me $2,000. I need to call a sponsor to see if they'll put a few hundred bucks. up for a purse. Okay.

And you two guys... Start training. Well, if we do it next week, if we did it. I don't know. I didn't think about it. But I don't think there's any way, Eddie, you can even run a mile without stopping. You kidding me? Without stopping?

I haven't done it in a while, but I could try. Let me think about that. Oh, I'd have to continue where I can't stop. You can stop, but he gets to keep going. I mean, it's just a race. How long does it get you to run a mile? The last mile I ran, probably about 11, 11 minutes. You're joking, right?

Can you do that backward? Yes. No chance. for Monday, or what's tomorrow, Friday? TVD, all right? The Bible show. Here's Amy's pile of stories. So a broken Chinese space station is hurling towards us.

Oh, wow. So I guess it started to break a couple years ago. It's been slowly making its way here, and now it should hit Earth any day. So, but everybody's cool, right? That's what they say. What area is it targeting? Don't know. Is it us?

Don't know. It's called Taoyang Gong One. Tainguan is headed. I told them a long time ago that Tainguong Guan was probably not going to end up. You called it? Scheduled to crash into Earth within the next few days. So. studies out, eat less, live longer. So not only will you lose weight, feel great, have more energy, but when you have all that going on, you actually live longer. So that's your goal.

Pick up, please. Can I get an order the peanut tempe tacos on corn tortillas? Yeah, like guy like lunchbox who eats vegan. Yeah, essentially if you get that. Someone's trying to live longer. We're going to delete that clip. It got baby gumming. You'll live longer if you get meat substitutes like Tempe? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Can I place somewhere for pickup, please? Can I get an order the peanut tempe tacos on corn tortillas?

And for the side, can I do black beans with no sour cream, please? Smoothie? No smoothie. Your usual? No smoothie today. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, who in here holds the door open for people? Me.

Strangers, all the time. I'm known for it. Oh, yeah, yeah. Do you know a little name? Yeah, yeah. So what if you hold the door open for someone and they don't say thank you? Oh, I don't care. Oh, I say, you're welcome.

Out loud. No, I don't do it for the accolades. What? That's the whole point. No, I do it because it's like, and I, you know, I've had people not like the door being open for them too. And I understand that because they go, you know, I can open my own door. And I'm like, I get it. But I like people.

That's a little annoying. It is. I can't tell somebody else how to feel. I know, but that's not you trying to be like, I. You don't have to be like, I'm aware you can open the own door for yourself. I'm just being nice. I can't tell people how to feel, but I do open the... I think I won an award for that a couple of years ago.

Wow, that's pretty cool. Yeah, one of those honors. Okay. Well, 74% of us get irritated when not thanked for holding a door of them. Yes, thank you. I'm more of it. If you don't thank me for letting you out in traffic, I get pissed. Oh, like you don't wave?

What do you say? I'll run you into a ditch. Good. They deserve it. Yeah, murm. What else? I saw that Singapore Airlines has this. on their airplanes and it sort of freaked me out

but they have a special ready to go compartment in each plane that's there to hold a body if someone dies during a flight. Oh they should because all the time people hear a story not all the time occasionally it's like Jimmy was on Southwest

Airlines flying from Paduca to San Francisco and he died and they just left him in the seat and you're like man because they don't move to people by the other seats. You got to sit right there you got a middle seat and you're next to dead Jimmy Like, that's terrible. Well, Singapore Airlines, they're proactive about it, and they have a special compartment just for that. The truth is people are going to die on airplanes, you know?

It happens. It happens. Yeah, it happens. Is that it? I don't know. It sort of freaked me out. But, yes, that's my pile. I mean, you could also sell that as an extra seat, too.

Oh, man. No, no, no, no. I'd like to upgrade to the death seat, please. Can I, how much it costs? I don't know. Okay, is that it? Yeah. All right.

That was Amy's pile of stories. All right, around the room. What's the struggle right now? Amy, you're first. Do you having trouble with fifth grade math right now? Oh, yeah, I'm having a lot of trouble with it. Because your kids in fifth grade. Yeah, my daughter, she's doing math, and I help her with her homework.

And sometimes I'm helping her. I'm like on a roll. I'm feeling good. And then other times I'm sneaking to the other room to double-check the calculator. And then I come back in, I'm like, you're right. High five. Like, I can't even tell her she's right. Oh, dang.

face until I go double check myself with the calculator around the corner, but I don't want her seeing me using the calculator. I want her to think that I just know what eight times 13 is. So she's in multiplication right now. In division. The division sometimes is a little rough. And then sometimes just even the worksheet to figure out it's the instructions for the math. Like it's supposed to be some fun assignment and a fun way to do the problem. And I can't even figure out how to get to the math part yet. Because English is second language for your kids? Is math different? I feel like math is

universal. I feel like she's learning maybe the same stuff. I don't know if it's a little bit delayed because she's in a special English school, but I don't know. Sometimes I do have to get on to her though because she'll be counting things and she'll be doing it in French. And I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's practice

doing it in English. Yeah. And she'll kind of do that whole thing. And I'm like, okay, let's do it in French once and then do it in English once. And then other times I'm like, just do it French, whatever. I don't even know what the answer is, but that looks right. But in Haiti, it's not French French. It's like Creole, right? Mm-hmm. Yeah. Creole, French, yeah. But sometimes she can speak a little bit of both things,

or it's their intertwine. I mean, I don't know. The struggle is real. The struggle is real. Lunchbox, the struggle is real. I don't know whether to watch TV before my nap or after my nap. Wow. Because I started Luther on Netflix, and it's an hour each episode or the 50 Minutes. nuts, whatever. And I'm like, am I awaking up before my nap that I can finish in a whole episode? Because I don't like to pause it in the middle and take a nap and then pick it back up. So I struggle with, do I watch it before or after my nap?

Man, you're life. It's tough, huh? It is. It's stressful. That's a hard thing to think about. The struggle is real. The struggle is real. Don't hate on my problems. I don't. I don't. Produce ready. Does our videos over here, the struggle is real. I have a hard one. I have a hard one, man. I might have to fire my pest control guy. And I like him too, but we're having an ant problem How often does he come?

Well, this last two weeks, he's been there every two days because these ants will not go away and they're in our pantry where all our food is and he's like, I got you, and then he leaves and then ants are back. And I'm like, dude, I really like the guy, but I might have to let him go. And I think he's a listener of the show.

So maybe you're letting him go right now. The struggle is real, man. The struggle is real. What's your struggle? I had to call my, so today I get my first copy, My book comes out in June. I get the first finished copy of it today. Like paper.

Like they mail it to me. Wow. I call my book publisher. I was like, I hate the book. I'm done. I don't want to put it out. And she was like, stop being an idiot. Yeah.

I mean, it's too late for that. No, no. I'm just like, you know, I'm done. You know, I'm so insecure about it. The first book I was super insecure about too. And it did well, but it was my life story. This book is more about failures in my friend. It's a different book.

And I don't think it's good. and she said to me, if it wasn't good, I wouldn't let it be put out. I would have you keep working on it. I agree. I feel like you have a good team and why would they sacrifice their careers or put their money onto something that wasn't good.

Well, I'm having a minor episode about it. Yeah. Where I just said, hey, can we just do it in 2019? They said, nope, we got to do it. So I get it today. It's crazy. It's coming up so fast. I have to send it out to people to review.

Oh, who? It's not going to be well reviewed, though. The first one wasn't well reviewed until people bought it, a lot of it, because it's written like a 12-year-old, because that's all right. I'm not a writer. The last one started with bad reviews, and then it got better? No, it just got no reviews because people were like, what is this garbage? Gosh, that's hard.

It's like someone's a journal. It's like a fourth-grader's journal. And so, but our listeners went, and we pulled the greatest con. The listeners of this show and myself pulled the greatest con. They went all to Amazon, I gave it all five. stars, but I'm reading it. And so then people started going, oh, it's five star. It must be great. Should we do that again? I don't know. But I'm really insecure. I'm really scared. I don't want to give it to anybody like in Nashville. So will we all be reading it for the first time when it comes out?

No one's going to read it. Well, yeah, they are. You have to hand it out for advanced copy. You just said you have to pass out for review. It was already supposed to be out and I put a halt on that. For now, nobody has it. I don't even, no one has it. That's all. Right now no one has it. But I'm really scared. of it. But it's going to go out there because if it fails and fails. Do you know your PR schedule for it yet, like, where you're going, like, promotion-wise? I know I will for sure go to Wichita, Kansas, because I haven't been able to go there this year, and that was the very first city to ever embrace our show. Yeah. Like, as a syndicated market years and years ago, and I promised them every year I will come there. Shout out. So I'm going

to Wichita. That's the only one I know for sure. If I have to drive there with one book in my hand, just to talk to. Well, but then what about, like, other shows you may go on or something Oh, I don't know. That's true. Oh, it is. Okay. Why? What are you going to go on?

If you're a go to Good Morning America, can I please come because I need to meet Robin? I'll probably do if I put the Today Show because I know Kathy Lee. And I'm. And that's awesome. And I have a loyal. I don't know what I'm going to do, but I don't really know anybody at GMA, but I do know. If anybody's listening. Kathy Lee.

I know. And Kathy Lee and Hoda are amazing. And I think you should totally do that. But, go. I would like to go on. Last book. You didn't go on Robin. I thought maybe I've been waiting for this book.

I don't know. I don't know if it's a terribly reviewed book, I won't go on anything. You'd like to go on what, though? What's the wish list? I mean, I would love to go on Howard Stern. Yeah, that's what I was thinking. They would never have me. Why?

Because I'm not big enough. Oh. But that would be my dream to go on the Howard Stern show and talk about the book. Well, do you think he always has, he only has people that people have heard of? Yeah, pretty much. Yeah, kind of. He's got a deal. He's got a big deal.

Okay. So that, and then like, but like Jimmy Kimmel. Oh, that would be a big. But again, who wants to put on somebody else? Do that, do that. That's like the wish. Yeah, like I can just go. That would be cool.

Hey, hey, I have a book coming out. There are a couple of magazines that I would really like to be. Like which one? Forbes. I don't know. I'm not even thinking that big. Wall Street Journal. Like what?

Like, I don't even want to say because I'm not going to be. Us Weekly. There's nothing that's going to happen. So I'm going to look like an idiot. National Enquirer. No. That would be cool. I would want to be on Austin Monthly.

Oh, yeah, yeah. And the National Lifestyles Magazine. Like, those would be cool to me because all my friend, people I know get on them. Yeah. Okay, that's like legit. Yeah. Hmm.

Okay. Any other dreams I should have? I'd like to go on Charlemagne's show, but he may have me back on. Oh, yeah. The breakfast club? But you could do that. Hmm. Anything else?

Where else do? Oh, you got to get on Oprah. Oprah doesn't have a show. Oh. He's like, sorry. That was, hey, get on Donahue. She has her own network. Yeah.

It's called OWN. O-W-N. You can go on that. She still has Oprah's book. Club? Hello. Yes. Get in the club. Guys, you act like I can just insert myself into these places. Yes, because if your book makes the book club, your life is changed.

I don't know that it's good. I don't know that it's even any good. I want to, because I go look at it on Amazon. Yeah. Because you can pre-order it, and I think pre-orders are pretty much garbage unless there's an incentive to it. And so there is for us, fight, grind, repeat, you can get like a, there's extra stuff, right? But I go and it's like $10 cheaper on Amazon, right? If you order it right now. And I go, man, should I even say this? Because I don't even know if I'm sure I want people buying it.

That's how insecure. But that's okay. You can be insecure and still push forward. Lower my head. Is that in your book? Just the theme of it. It's okay to be scared. I'm scared to death.

I'm scared to death. Of. Of it all. Everything. Yeah. Like, I don't want to be a one-hit wonder. I'm not trying to be the Lou Bega of books. Oh, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry to report. Go ahead. How does an author get his or her book reviewed for Oprah's book club? No Oprah? Sorry to say that Oprah picks the books on her home. on our own, we don't accept any submissions from authors. But we deeply appreciate all the authors out there. Oh, well, that's easy.

Well, that's nice. All we have to do is get your book in Oprah's hands. There you go. That's all we have to do. It's that easy. Well, it's called fail until you don't. If anybody wants... I mean, don't pre-order it.

Just don't pre-order it. You get it the day it comes out. We just have to show Oprah those biceps. Yeah. I'm pretty sure I was flexing on the cover, too. On his... On the book cover, I will admit, I think I was flexing. I don't think I was doing it on purpose.

because I don't know that picture be the book cover, my arms aren't that big. Yeah. No, no, I can tell. For sure, you're flexing. I mean, the muscles are coming out of your shirt. And it's more so your tricep

Oprah might be interested in. Or what's this muscle right here? Try. It's kind of hard to flex a tricep, though. Yeah, but there's some muscle in between your tricep and your elbow. That's really. That's that new organ they found yesterday. Yeah.

You guys know, you hear that story? No. They found a new organ. They found a new organ? They found a new organ. What? I did not know this. What?

Lunchbox, Google it. Oh, I'm kind of. that this wasn't in my pile. New organ. They found a new organ. It's kind of under the skin. And they say that cancer could be passed through this. That's why they didn't know.

They did. Yeah. New organ discovered a human body after it was previously missed by scientists. How do they miss out all these years? But here's what I'm saying. Here's my point on this. Where is it located? Under the mucosca.

Yeah. Because skin is an organ, all your skin. It's the largest organ, actually. This organ may be bigger or close to it. It can be bigger than the skin. Your skin's everywhere. Sure. But roll it out.

out, it's only so long. Oh, I got you. Don't have it. It's like an intestine. It's the part of the body known as the entester toum. Yeah, that's it. A name for widespread fluid-filled spaces within and between tissues all over your body. Yeah, and they found, so get this.

We think we know everything about space. We can't even see space. No chance. We can see everything about our body and we just found a new organ. My thing is, is when they see it, how do they know it's an organ? Yeah, we're like, oh, they're for sure no aliens. Our body's right there. Yeah.

Like, we have this whole thing to study and we still didn't know it was there. But you're going to tell me there's nothing out. there past what we can't see. Out of your mind. Get out of here with that. We don't know that, though. That's what I'm saying. Yeah.

We claim to know everything about the body, and there's something right in front of us. Yeah, we also claim that this is happening or this isn't happening, and we don't know. Yeah. The only thing we know is nothing. Nothing. We still don't think we know everything. That's right. I'm not saying a little green men.

No, not like Martians. They can be way smarter than us. They can look just like us. Yeah. I watch a guy. I watch a documentary about men and black. It's a docuseries. Like Tommy Lee Jones is in it.

And a lot of people, they think are aliens. What? Stop it. Don't rule it out, lunchbox. It's possible. I'm ruling it out right now. And they have this light and they shine it. Me too.

If people see an alien, they shine the light in front of their face and it makes them forget. I'm not believing it. Oh, yeah. I'm not believing it. That's like when you can tell of a $100 bill is fake or real. Like lunchbox, are you in such denial about it that's because you're the alien? So you're trying to extra deny so we don't. My favorite thing of this whole thing is you guys have no idea.

I'm talking about Men in Black, the movie with Tommy Lee Jones. Oh, I love that, but I thought you really watched it. I thought it was behind the scenes of it. I thought you watched it. Me too. I'm so confused. This is a Bobby Bones show. Bobby Bonds. By the way, if you listen to the podcast of the show, we've been trying something new.

We do a post show before the podcast. So we finished this show, and we do a whole other segment before, on top of the podcast. So if you go and you search Bobby Bone show on like Apple Podcasts or IHeartRadio And you're going to listen to today's show from 5 a.m. all the way to the end of the show You're also going to hear a segment we did after the show ended. It's a whole thing where we put the end first, but you'll see what I'm talking about. I'm talking about. Yeah, I know what you're talking about.

Yeah. So we're going to go home today. What's up? What are you doing today? Oh, I'm crashing Kelsey Ballerini's set. She has a music video. Oh, for work. It's called Crash.

My, Crash, the set. Yeah. Have you ever done one? I don't know. I'll tell you. I'll find out when I get there. But I have to, yeah, it's for IHartRadio. They're paying you?

Don't think so? Let's get your agent involved in. Oh, man. Don't know. Give me a call. I don't know. I think Zach Massey just asked me for a favor. Oh.

I have a dinner tonight. I work dinner. Oh, yeah. What the, someone from work that I don't get to hang out with a lot, and I'm trying to make, I have this whole thing where I'm trying to make more friends. So it's not really work. dinner. No, no, but it's somebody from work that we always have even talk at work and it's like, hey, we should just have a human interaction. So I'm doing that tonight. Listen to the whole show.

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