The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby Bones & The Raging Idiots Drop New Song + Dierks Bentley Stops By
Episode Date: February 22, 2019Bobby Bones & The Raging Idiots just dropped "The Emoji Love Song," a catchy song about using love songs when it comes to relationships. Also, Dierks Bentley stops by to talk about his new single ...“Living” and talks about losing an engine while flying a plane. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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All right.
The Bobby Bones, post show, pre-show.
Literally before we hopped on the air right now, I said,
you guys have anything you want to talk about.
Like, that's how unprepared we are for this part of it.
the podcast.
And what did everyone say?
Nobody said anything.
Nobody even looked up from their laptops.
I have to go to the bathroom so bad.
I didn't know where you were about to start this.
But it's fine.
What are you going to talk about?
Well, go to the bathroom.
No, I'm not going to leave the room and leave it rolling for you to talk about me while I'm going.
We would too.
The new raging idiot's song, Eddie, watch on Apple, like iTunes.
I'm refreshing, but not anything.
We didn't get it up in time.
I was playing it this morning on the show, and then we didn't get it up in time.
But it should be up now, emoji love.
We got that.
That Emoji love
Whoa
Check it out
That instant story video is pretty good
Huh?
That lyric video on my Instagram
Oh yeah, that is good
Yeah
That's pretty good
My Jessica, my sister did it
Like last minute
She was like
That's pretty good
Yeah
Okay, the end
I see it tomorrow everybody
That's it?
What?
I'm just kidding
You know what I didn't talk about today
Is I had the shoulder injury
And I have to inject myself
With a needle
And I hate needles
Nobody likes them
But I hate them
and yesterday I took this needle
and I'm not going to be descriptive
because I don't even like hearing that myself
but I don't know how to do it
and you stick it into the thing and you pull the tab
and the needle fills up
and the doctor's like okay pinch your stomach
and then take the needle
and you know insert it
which feels like shoving it in your body
that's what diabetics do for insulin
I know it's on my answer story too
I was like can you believe this
and so I did and the first time
Amy I took it and I
rammed it to my stomach and it just bounced.
Oh, that's so awful.
It didn't go in.
I was so sorry.
I was like, there's no way.
Not happening.
Dude, that's crazy.
But then I couldn't.
So then I just kind of put it on top of it and slowly.
And then it's not that bad once it's there.
It's like, once you get through that pit pop, you're good, right?
But it's not play.
I got a B-12 shot last night.
Not feeling great.
Not feeling bad, but I have this, whatever this sinus thing is.
And when you don't do it, it still suck.
But when you don't do it, you don't know it's coming.
It's like slapping yourself in the face hard.
Never done that.
Well, it'd be hard to.
Right, right.
Like, want to, yeah.
If someone's like you have to put a bruise on your face, do it.
Have you ever punched yourself?
No, but it would be hard.
Even if I paid you a hundred bucks.
Yeah, that'd be hard.
To give yourself a black eye.
It'd be really hard to do.
Right?
To give myself a black eye.
I'd have to punch myself multiple times.
Would you do that?
not for 100.
How much?
Black eye?
Yeah.
500?
250.
Well, come on.
400.
3.
4.50.
You just went up.
I know.
That's my negotiation.
250.
Oh, man.
No, I can do that.
Like, I've never been punched.
I don't even know what that feels like.
You have to give yourself a black eye for $250.
Lunch bucks?
No.
That hurts.
Have you been punched lunch?
Of course you have.
Yeah.
Yeah.
it. Eddie, do it to yourself. I mean, that may be better because you know it's coming and
that's why I wouldn't want to do it. But question. For 250, would you give yourself a black eye?
I don't want to damage the eye situation. It would have to be a slap that I would do. So to slap myself
maybe 50 times, I'm going to need maybe a thousand. No, no one's offering that money and no one
wants a slap. That's like the two worst options. I'm just saying I don't want to damage my retina
for $200. Well, I would think about poking my eye for $1,000. I mean, I would think about
removing it for $10,000. Could you give yourself a black eye with one punch? Yes.
Okay, just has got to be a good one
I mean you've just got to nail yourself
And it's not so much the eye
It's the cheek
Yeah
You can't do that
No, I couldn't do it
All right
Let me know
Times you get tough
I mean you couldn't punch yourself
So hard
You break the eye socket
That'd be bad
And you can't do anything about that
You just let it heal
By the way this show
This one's not heard on the radio today
This is just us right now
Chopin it up
That's how we do
As they say
Any tea you guys like to spill
Today
Tea
Is that gossip
Yes
Yeah tea
Yeah, yeah.
So we got...
Anything new on Miranda?
Friday.
Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday is the day that the girl comes.
We're not talking about that yet.
No, we're not.
No, the update's Monday.
Well, I know.
I'm spilling tea.
You asked if I have any tea to spill.
Not my tea.
Yeah, your own tea.
Oh, okay.
Or like tea of...
Can't say anything in this room without the mic's on without it going out.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
I got that.
Emoji
We got that
Emoji love
Whoa
Well I guess what
Just chop it here
Because I gotta go and suck in one of those
Hot face things
That have two stand-up shows
And I got to do them
Hot face thing
You put it on your mouth
And you go
Like a vape
A rub
Yeah
I gotta go vape
That's what I call it
Gotta go vape
Hey Gator was walking down
The hallway
Our program director
Yeah
Singing emoji Love
Was he
Yeah
He said it's stuck in his head
How cool is that
We got that
Emmoji love
Playing that, like on the radio station
Well, if it's the number one hit, everybody has to play it
Oh, everywhere across the country
I mean, it's how songs work
Come on, dude, we're going for ads today
Dude, how cool would that be?
Do we have to do radio tour and stuff like that?
Probably, we have to go play all these shows for free
We just...
You go into pizza parties with people
We go into conference rooms of our competing stations
To play the song
You're like, hey guys, I'm Eddie, this is Bobby
We know who you are
We're going to like our other station in St. Louis
They hate us for our morning show
But they're like, well, the band's actually okay
So we go in, it's like them and seven listeners.
Hey, have we ever thought about going overseas?
Yeah.
Oh, USSO?
No.
That'd be cool too.
First of all, you're mixing up the USSR and the USO tour.
Yeah, USO.
Two very different things.
USO tour, that would be so cool.
Yeah, we have, but our off time, never, one, intersects at the same time when we've been offered.
And two, you have to go for a long time.
and we can never get off the show that much.
But they usually team you up with like an actress or another celebrity.
Dude, what did they hook you up?
Well, they teamed us up with like Kate Beckinsale.
Okay.
And that's how you meet her.
I'm gonna go.
I would shut the show down for a week for that.
I've been, I'm not gonna say, don't say what it is, Amy.
Could you, you can't say if you have diarrhea out.
Spill the tea, Amy.
Don't spill too much tea here.
Okay, you got to stop that too.
What?
And it's okr, not okay.
I agree
Okay, what is it?
There's a show that wants me to come do the show
And I may have to hop away for a couple days
Remember I told you about it?
You have to say anything
Okay, and then it was like, you have to
You have to, okay, yeah
I can say that
A show that wants you do the show
I would like to say he has to
Like, I don't know what,
because obviously radio is his
My main, my love, my passion.
Main squeeze.
So you would have, but I feel like we would, we being us on the show and our listeners,
would sacrifice Bobby for this.
We could, we would give him up for a few days.
A radio show?
He has.
No, it's not a radio show.
Okay.
It's a show that I'm going to go away and do for a bit.
Away.
It rhymes with real pearled.
Oh, really?
No, it does not.
No, it does not.
That's not funny.
All right, we're going to go.
We have nothing interesting to talk about.
Yeah.
Wait, I got something.
This weekend, I want to watch one of the Oscar movies.
One of them.
Yeah, if I had to pick Stars Born, Bohemian Rhapsody, and that Netflix one.
Well, there are benefits of two of them.
Well, here's all your selling points.
What's the Netflix one called?
Roma.
Roma.
That one's free.
I like that.
Zero dollars it costs to go watch that movie because you already have a Netflix subscription.
A Star is born is what everybody's going to be talking about.
Probably the best as well.
and it's music, you'll like the music.
You'll like the fact that Bradley Cooper
learned how to play guitar and sing for this movie.
Yeah.
And you'll see some of the places we've played before.
He plays them as part of the movie.
Oh, yeah.
Festivals. Stagecoach. Yeah. Um, what's the other one?
Bohemian Rhapsody.
Yeah, you should say it just so you can complain about it.
It's good. Some people really liked it.
But listen, I'm a music snob.
And I feel like they jumped through that Queen's story pretty quick.
But it's a pretty good movie if you're not a music snob.
Well, I was talking to someone.
They said it's pretty amazing that,
Live Aid performance at the very end.
You know, the one that everyone knows he's wearing the white pants.
The white, white, yeah.
White beater.
Yeah.
And so they said that the way they did in the movie is so cool because it's identical to their performance on in real life.
That Rami Malik is pretty good.
Sometimes it looks like a character of Freddie Mercury, but it's pretty good.
Did he sing his parts?
There's a guy that actually sang for him and I watched a whole love it.
See, I knew you would know this.
Yeah, I watched a whole special, like a little five-minute clip special of him and he sounds just like Freddie Mercury.
But it's not Rami or whatever his name is.
Because that guy did it for Johnny Cash.
What's his name, Joaquin Phoenix.
He did sing.
It's always impressive when they do that.
It's good to know that he didn't.
Yeah, I guess it's freaking Freddie Mercury had such a distinct, difficult voice.
Where Johnny Cashers was pretty distinct, but I don't know if it was like vocally.
Impossible to.
Yeah, it's vocally impossible to recreate.
Yeah.
So I would watch a star in order to watch a star is born.
Got it on my list.
And then I would watch Freddie Mercury.
Oh, okay.
And then I'll watch Roma.
No, I'm going to watch Green Book.
I don't know how to get that.
Is that available?
Is that on Instagram TV?
No, it's on Apple.
Oh, is it on Apple?
I saw it on Apple.
I saw it on Amazon, you can buy it.
I don't even know what that is.
Oh, so I can do Amazon or Apple.
You got to buy it for more.
And Black Klansmen, you can rent on Amazon also.
Okay.
That's good, right?
You said, oh, black, yes.
That's Apple, too.
I have that one.
So I think they're all pretty much
available now. So I'm trying to do those three.
You can watch all three of them? With this
weekend it's like raining.
I want to watch Creed too.
Oh yes, I do want to see that. Oh, I want to see that too.
And that kid is in Friday Night Lights.
Michael B. Jordan is, he's a good actor. Like that dude's
going to be like a superstar, right? Is he already a superstar?
Now he is, yeah. So he was in Friday Night Lights
which is what I'm watching right now. He's the star. He's the star. Although he's not the good
guy, he's the star of Black Panther. Well, that's why I think he's amazing.
Like when he plays a good guy, you're like, gosh, I love this guy. He's so good.
Like he makes me feel what he's feeling.
Did you watch him in parenthood?
Yes, in parenthood as well.
And when he's in Black Panther, you're like,
God, I hate this guy.
Yeah, he's good.
If they can make you feel all those feelings
in one person make you feel good and bad about him,
it's a good actor.
Wow, I have so many movies to watch this weekend.
But are you going to do them?
What about your kids?
You know you have kids now, right?
Throw them in the living room.
They can watch kid movies.
All right.
They can watch, can they watch Creed?
I've seen it.
I think they could.
But can they listen to Creed?
If they're like watching fighting.
Ask someone that does have kids
and the kids can watch them.
I mean, there's not like bad words in it.
It's just they're fighting.
So if it's okay.
Boxing.
I would love it if my son wants to the box a little.
I wouldn't.
No shots to the head.
No, not boxing like that.
But boxing like you do.
That's what that lead.
Like what you do.
Nobody wants to learn how to box and do what I do.
Train.
Yeah, but if he watches that movie,
I can get him to do what you do.
He's not going to, he doesn't really know
the difference.
But that's exercise, Amy.
I need my son to work out and exercise.
Yeah, but it needs to be fun.
It can't be like push-ups and sit-ups.
You think push-ups are fun.
Yeah.
If they don't, you can't let them watch Creed,
put on Creed greatest hits.
Oh, yeah.
I just heard.
The News Today.
They actually might really like Creed.
Yeah, of course, because they're awesome.
They love slow stuff.
Yeah, and Creed's awesome.
And screw everybody.
Nickelback's good, too.
Oh, my goodness.
And you know who the new Nickelback is now?
Who?
Imagine dragons.
Really?
Come on, please.
No, I would not put them in the same category.
I'm telling you, that's, everybody is hating on a magic dragon now.
Why do they hate on, I don't, I don't.
Yeah, I haven't heard any hate on Imagine Dragons.
Yeah.
Because you guys aren't there yet.
What do you mean?
We're not hating them yet?
Let me go to Mike D.
My D.
Do you feel like everybody's hating on a magic dragon?
Yeah, the lead singer from Slipknot was in an interview talking about it.
Okay, who's Slipknot?
Like, dude, that was so long ago.
But again, it's culture.
They're already going, they're big, their songs are garbage.
They're a bunch of meatheads.
Who cares?
But yes, I like Imagine Dragons.
Yeah, I do too.
I'm saying they're the new Nickelback.
I like Nickelback.
They become super successful.
All the cool people go, that's stupid.
They don't understand their massive success.
This is in no way a slight toward Imagine Dragons for me.
Never made it as a wise man.
Tanda.
That's a good song.
That's a good song.
Yeah, they have a lot of good songs.
I was like, I still L.O.L.
at his outfit at the Iheart festival when he came out and basically like his
running outfit.
That's what he plays in.
I know.
It's amazing.
Yeah.
Like he's just,
they're cool.
They're very unique.
They have a unique vibe.
But my point is people in the cool community are trading them like nickelback now.
Famous, big hits, straightforward, nothing artistically liberating.
Oh.
Wow.
I know.
Wow.
All right.
Good.
Mike D.
Yeah.
You like them?
Not really.
Yeah.
See?
Oh, you know.
Oh, you're a hand on them.
Dragons.
Oh, my good.
I don't think that's like rock music when I think of it.
Well, I don't, are they in the rock category?
Oh, yeah.
That's why people don't like them because they're like, oh, this is the new rock.
They're a rock band.
They're a rock band.
What are you talking?
Whatever.
They have a whole band.
Have you ever seen them?
Are you stupid?
No.
You never seen them?
It's a band.
I've never seen them.
They're a band.
I thought just the guy comes out.
No.
That would be a magic in drag in.
You're thinking of Panic at the disco.
No, he knows Panic at the Disco.
Oh, he likes them.
I've seen them.
Yeah, I like them.
Are they a rock band?
You have no point.
Imagine Dragons are more of a...
Well, Panic of the Disgles one guy
with his buddies, right?
Is that what, is that right?
Is he panicked?
He's the guy.
It's him, right?
It's like,
who's the guy that has two of them,
five for fighting is a guy.
Oh, yeah.
It's one guy.
Superman, is that?
What song is that?
I'm 15 years for a moment.
See that?
That was laughable to me.
That was good.
Five for fighting is good.
Oh, God.
And there's another one.
Who's got the band name?
and the joke is...
A passenger?
No, that too.
Bands was actually kind of one person.
Say anything?
No.
It's like, the joke was
what has 60 legs and one pubic hair
the line to a blank concert,
but I can't think of who it was.
Oh, gosh, who are you thinking about?
Oh, I know.
You know, Lexbox?
Snow Patrol.
No, that's a band.
Huh.
I can't think of who you're talking about.
Spider-Man soundtrack?
Dashboard Confession.
That's it.
that's a band?
Yeah, but it's really one dude.
Yeah, Chris is the guy that kind of looks like, Freddie Prince,
that's it.
It's like what has, you know, 30 legs and one pubic hair,
the line to a dashboard, a professional concert.
Oh, gosh, because they're all kids.
They're all kids.
But yeah, it's like one dude.
He has a band with them.
Amy's perplexed right out.
No, I want to, there was a dashboard song that I really liked in college.
Yeah, a lot of them.
Yeah, I like Dashboard.
I don't even call them Dashboard Confession, I don't even call them Dashboard.
I saw it a couple years ago.
That's the video of your wheelhouse, go away.
It's a little too poppy for Mike's wheelhouse.
It's kind of in your wheelhouse.
And they were big when you were young.
Yeah.
I guess before they got big, he got big.
It was in your wheelhouse.
Now they're too cool for you, I feel.
But what do I know?
Vindicated, I lost.
I have to sing tonight.
Yeah, stop.
No, not that with all my voice crap.
I got to play emoji love tonight for the first time.
Are you ready?
Yeah, I tried to FaceTime me last night.
So we can practice?
Is that what it was?
But I had my guitar and I was like, hey, Eddie, play this.
I'll learn how to play it.
I didn't have my phone, I'm sorry.
Kpo 2.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
Oh, I play it standard.
No, play Kpo 2.
Oh, boy.
I know.
So you want it higher?
I have to.
Okay.
Done?
That was music talk, Amy.
Sorry.
Done.
Done.
Kpo 2.
We got that emoji.
I think you see you.
See you soon.
Here's today's show.
By the way.
Folks, it's your buddy and mine.
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Dirk's Bentley's coming in
Hey I did see that
There was a couple
It was the first time
To ever play the lottery
And these lottery stories
Always resonate with me
Because lunchbox is obsessed
With the lottery
He plays every two weeks
Minimally
Takes 100 bucks
From his paycheck
Every two weeks
Puts it right in the lottery
Tickets
For how long you've been doing that?
Oh 15 years?
You've been
think he would have hit something, right?
After 15 years?
No, you would think.
Let's just run the math there.
Morgan number two, please.
Okay.
A hundred bucks, twice a month, for 15 years.
I can probably run it quick, but I want to get the actual number of what you've spent in just those tickets.
And you've never hit more than what?
Biggest.
$250.
That's your biggest after all that.
That's my biggest ever.
So there's a couple, first time they played it, they hit $110,000 jackpot.
I hate them.
First time they ever played.
A North Carolina couple, so they bought their first ever lottery ticket.
won over $110,000.
It was the quick-pick cash-five ticket.
So a friend of ours is getting a ticket.
We figured we don't know much about it,
but we'll get one as well, they said,
we're just messing around.
They almost do the ticket away,
but they didn't even check the numbers.
They were like, that was fun.
My hand was literally over the trash can,
but then I decided I should probably check it.
The ticket matched all five numbers,
$110,000.
They said they feel like the luckiest people alive.
First time they ever played.
Yeah, see, I don't understand why this can't happen to me.
and what I'm doing wrong.
I don't think you're doing anything wrong
except just playing it a lot and expecting to win.
Because you expect to win the lottery.
Exactly.
When you go to buy a ticket, you expect to win.
You're not going, oh, I hope to win.
You have to go in with a positive attitude.
So $100 twice a month
every month for roughly 15 years.
And this is minimally.
Minimal.
Yeah.
I mean, there's other times in there.
I'll just grab a scratch off here or there.
Or we do these big group ones
where you invest a little more
because it's worth a billion.
Even if, it even went back in the day
when you were struggling, like you were working at
Sam's Club or Costco?
Costco.
While doing the show, you were still buying
100 bucks in tickets.
Morgan number two, drum rolls up.
How much money has lunchbox spent
over the course of the last 15 years on lottery tickets?
$36,000.
Not bad.
It's a good investment.
Did you just say not bad?
It's not an investment. You're getting nothing back.
That didn't hurt you a little bit?
Like, oh my gosh, I could have $36,000 in the bank.
It takes one big hit, and guess what?
That $36,000?
$1,000, chump change.
But again, you haven't had a big hit, and there's no chance you get any money back from that money you're in.
Like, all that's dead money.
No, no, no.
Yeah, all that money is dead money.
No.
You have to play the game to have a chance to win.
So in two years, if I hit a million dollars, guess what?
That $36,000, great investment.
Okay, well, not really, but it has nothing to do with your future plays.
That $36,000 has nothing to your future play at all.
Yeah, because I don't know.
don't understand you.
You could have not played any of that and played the one where you win.
Yeah.
Yeah, but if I wouldn't have played that, I wouldn't have known.
I maybe would have won that.
The Bobby Bones Show.
Big, great stories.
Our producer, Raimundo, is in the glass room with a stack of news.
Raymundo, what you got?
Yeah, officials are saying get your taxes done early for a speedy return if you're getting money back.
Don't wait until the last second.
There's going to be delays if you do that.
In other news, because Zion Williamson got hurt and tore through his Nike tennis shoes,
Nike stock dropped a lot yesterday.
Yesterday. Officials said that Nike will recover from this, though.
And finally in-airline news, not a lot of delays being reported today.
Also, no major lines at TSA.
So that's awesome news.
Hey, out now for stream and download is a new raging idiot's song called Emogy Love.
Have you heard it yet, the whole song?
I don't know that I've heard the whole thing.
We got that emoji love, whoa.
You've heard this part, right?
Yes.
Yes.
I'm in turn.
So many love songs about whiskey.
We're like, we don't write a song about whiskey.
There's enough whiskey songs.
We don't even drink whiskey.
Yeah, we want to write a song about how people are showing love now.
So this is, I think it's the only song I've ever had to play on the show,
and Eddie and I wrote it that I was like, actually, like, I get proud of it.
It's good.
It's two minutes long.
That's it.
You want to hear it?
Yeah.
All right.
Here we go.
This is emoji love from The Raging Idiots.
Real life right here.
Here you go.
Hey, I'll send you a K.
I'll send you the big egg.
We got that e-mo.
We got that emoji.
Brand new song from The Raging Idiots.
Yes.
That was awesome.
Thank you very much.
Big hit, we hope.
We got that.
We got that emoji love.
We're going to be playing that at our IHart Country Festival going on.
It's a big single we're playing.
First time in the show.
Now, I guess we'll play in Boston first to get it warm.
Right, right.
Yeah, we're playing Boston on St. Patrick's Day, March 17th.
March 17th, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
There are only a few tickets left at Raging Idiots.com.
What you think?
emoji love?
I like it.
I'm into it.
Can you sing it back?
We got that emoji love.
Whoa.
Emoji love.
Got it.
She's got it.
And when you get with someone new, I'm going to send you the poo.
Close enough.
There it is.
There is.
Good, good, good, good.
Stupid joke.
Yeah, it says that out of there, too.
Wow.
She already goes the whole song.
She's good.
Dang.
Well, that's the new one.
You can download it.
The Bobby Bone Show.
Ashley in New Hampshire.
How are you?
I'm good, how are you?
I'm really good.
Thank you for calling.
What do you want to know?
I just want to say that I appreciate you guys so much.
I listen to you every morning.
And if I miss you, excuse me, I listen to the podcast on my way home.
Oh, come on.
Thank you for everything you guys too.
Thank you.
You know what we do too?
We finish the show and we do extra.
So if you are listening right now, you may miss later on in the show.
Go search Bobby Bone show wherever you listen to your podcasts.
And even if you heard the whole show, there's even more most of the time.
beginning of the show. It's called the post-show pre-show.
So, I love it. Any more I can get, I'll take it.
Hey, we'll take that. Thank you very much, Ashley.
Appreciate that. Have a good morning.
Yeah.
Yeah, see you later. I got a couple, like, cop stories for you.
Ready? Yeah.
Story number one, a DNA napkin in a cold case is what ended up catching.
They got 26 years later.
Whoa.
Yeah, in Minneapolis, the stabbing of a gun unsawed for 26 years, right?
She'd get stabbed. Nobody knew.
so they reopened it two years ago
they uploaded some DNA from the scene
into one of those genealogy websites
and cops watched this suspect
and they caught a break when he threw the napkin
in the trash can
and they went and got the napkin out
and it matched the DNA
That's crazy
Yeah
Isn't that crazy?
Yeah, good for them too
Now he denies knowing her
or having any kind of relations
with anyone in Minneapolis during that time
Either way he posted a bond
He was back in court March 13th
Oh
But he was one of the suspects
and they got his napkin to throw it in the trash and they got him.
Wow.
Here's one not so heavy.
A guy in Tulsa stole a Pepsi truck from a mall parking lot
because he wanted to get to the airport to stop his girlfriend from leaving him.
He needed a ride.
Oh, he was desperate.
The delivery guy was still in the truck.
Oh, no.
So, wait, was he like in the back unloading?
Well, he had to jump out.
Oh, my.
Yeah, and here's the cop.
Evidently, the Pepsi folks were delivering some soda pop.
and while one of them was in the back
meant he felt the truck take off
and he ended up jumping out of the back
and he took off he was just slinging soda pop
through every intersection he blazed through it
he said he needed to get to the airport
and that's why he took the truck
one of the officers I overheard a mask
and said man do you know how to drive the semi
and he said no I just winged him
just figured it out all for love right
yeah that's a good love story
like right you get together and get married
that is funny in five years right
not right now because of trouble
and hopefully he didn't crash into any
Remember that one time?
Marshall Pettyshark for you?
Yeah, that's pretty funny, huh?
The latest from Nashville and Hollywood.
Morgan number two's 32nd Spinney.
Garth Brooks has been named IHeart Radio's Artist of the Decade.
Oh, come on.
Wow.
He's going to receive the honor for his impact on the music industry at the 2019 IHartRadio Music Awards,
and that show airs on Fox on March 14th.
That's cool.
Man, I said, let me do that.
Present him.
I may cry.
What's the decade?
This one?
Any.
Oh.
Yeah.
Every decade.
I think because of that, coming up in the dance party, we'll play a little garth.
Okay.
Okay.
All right, what else for you?
Morgan number two?
Tyler Hubbard of Florida Georgia Line and his wife found out they're having a baby boy on TV with the help of Ellen.
She pulled out a big red button, hit a big red button, and blue confetti popped out.
Oh, that's cool.
And they did a commercial break in between two.
They're sitting there.
It's BK. and Tyler.
And Ellen's like, well, I guess she's pretty much down at all.
She pulls out the envelope.
She goes, well, I know the result of your baby.
And it's like, what?
And she's like, and then.
You go to commercial and they come back and it's all of them.
It's Haley, his wife, Tyler,
Ellen, everybody.
Oh, girl.
And they're standing around the buzzer and boy.
That's awesome.
Yeah, that's good.
What else?
And we got some movies coming out this weekend.
Fighting with my family has 94% on Rotten Tomatoes.
Anyone know what that is?
Yeah, it's the true story about a girl trying to make it in the WWE.
Oh.
Oh, yeah.
And the Rock's in that preview.
I don't know her name.
I just know it's based on a true story.
Bella twins?
No?
Glitter.
It's the only one I know.
Glow, you mean?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
All right, what else?
And then it's How to Train Your Dragon, The Hidden World, with 93% on Rotten Tomatoes.
There you have it.
All right, good.
Is that it?
Have you seen How Train Your Dragon one or two?
Yeah, they're all really good.
I asked Amy on the countdown.
She didn't seen them.
They're all, the first two are really good.
I mean, they got to stop making them.
They like them.
Oh, they do?
Your kids have seen them?
Yes.
I thought you'd watch movies with your kids.
Not always.
You just ship them off?
No, I don't shoot them off, but you get them tucked in.
You get them all settled, give them some popcorn.
Yeah.
You cuddle with them for a minute, and then you're like, bye, going to watch Netflix.
And then they come in your room, and then they sit down and they're like, is this for adults or kids?
My kids start the movie, and then when I walk out, they pause it.
I'm like, let us know when you come back.
Great.
I got to come back and finish watching it.
Oh, mine don't care.
Mine are like.
They won't watch it without it.
Nope, we'll start again when you come back, Dad.
Okay.
Yeah, that's cool.
How do you think we squeeze in, Bobby, otherwise, how do you think we squeeze in stuff like, you know, Ted Bundy tapes?
I thought you'd watch it with them.
But they know when they come in the room of like,
we're watching anything, they're like,
are we allowed to be in here for this?
Because some of that stuff is so dark.
Like, I don't want them seeing it.
All right.
But Morgan number two, is that it?
Yep, I'm Morgan number two.
That's the skinny.
It's time for the good news.
With Amy.
Tell me something good.
It was Kelly, and she has taken time to put little special notes on customers' receipts.
She's only worked at Taco Bell since, like, October.
But in those four months,
She's handed out hundreds of notes and received feedback.
Like she'll quote people like Mark Twain or she'll just leave a word of encouragement.
I'm trying to get a number two.
Yeah, one woman going through the drive-thru said the quote she got that day is a quote.
Her mom used to always tell her and it just like warmed her heart because she just was getting her bean burrito,
thought she'd go on with her day and then she had like a moment.
All because Kelly thought that she wanted to do that and she's doing it to.
She has a catch register like looking up quotes.
It's a lot of work.
And then also what if it's busy?
You know, are you trying to get the, you know, the late.
latest quote from Samuel Clemens.
I think she's able to do it because it's some, you know,
customer fillout card.
It's not necessarily on the receipt receipt.
So it's probably something she can pre-do or maybe works on a little bit beforehand
and then sticks it in the sack.
Well, I do love positivity.
Don't get me wrong.
I do love it.
That's what she said.
She's just all about going the extra mile to give her customers a good experience.
Have you guys worked in the service industry?
Around the room.
Yes.
So I waited tables for a long time.
Mm-hmm.
What'd you do?
I was a hostess.
and then I worked for my dad a little bit to places.
When I worked at Hobby Lobby, that's retail.
That's not retail. It's retail and that service still, huh?
Yeah.
But I wait at tables a lot.
Well, I washed dishes.
Then I bust.
Then I waited tables.
All the same place.
Lunchbox?
Yeah, I was in the food industry.
I worked at Ryan's Steakhouse.
What did you do at Ryan's Steakhouse?
I was a waiter.
It was a buffet.
He really just brought up.
Wait, why have I never heard that he was a waiter?
He's talking about the buffet.
He went for one day, right?
I worked two days.
He told the story.
Okay.
Sorry, I forgot.
And then Jason's Deli and Duncan Donuts.
Jason's Deli, yeah, you delivered.
I was a delivery driver, so that's the service industry.
I consider that service.
Yeah.
Yeah, I do, too.
And Duncan.
Eddie, our video producer?
I did not.
I feel like that shaped my life working and having to depend on people for rent and car payment.
Because, oh, for sure.
You just, there's an empathy because you've done it and you know the struggle.
there's an obligation to take care of people
who've taken care of you
even though it's not the same person
but there were many times
where I was like, I don't know what I'm going to do
someone would randomly give me a $20 tip
and I was set for the night.
So I think it's a big part of my life
was working.
That should be
pre-reque
for life.
You're going to go to a restaurant
at some point.
You can't even go eat in a restaurant
until you work at a restaurant.
Yes.
Dang, I can't go to restaurants.
Yeah.
Eddie?
I'm out.
Amy, good story.
Lobby Bones show.
Boney Head.
Story up to day.
This story comes to us from Dallas, Texas.
A group of friends were driving home from a hockey game.
They're going across a bridge.
Like, ooh, that's a good picture of the skyline.
Let's pull over and take a selfie.
So an 18-year-old kid gets out and he's like, ooh, not a good angle, not a good angle.
Let me climb over the railing.
Oh, no.
And he fell off the bridge.
Bruised both his lungs, collapsed one of the lungs.
Water or land?
Land.
Oh, he lived, had multiple lacerations on his spleen and a broken pelvis.
But he's okay.
Well, I didn't sound like he's okay, but he's in bad shape, actually.
I would have classified that as okay.
Are you doing great?
Yeah, well, you know his role for the bonehead as long as they're alive.
And the doctor said he doesn't know how he lived.
Yeah, wow.
But he's all right.
He's not good.
That's how they did yesterday.
It couldn't be better, actually.
All right, thank you, lunchbox.
I'm lunchbox.
That's your bonehead story of the day.
Hey, it's Bobby Bones here.
Been talking about this for a while,
if you haven't played Best Fiends yet,
man, you're missing out.
It's like Friends Without the R, Best Fiends.
Best Fiends is the five-star rated puzzle game
that has me and millions of people obsessed.
Like, go look at the rating of Best Fee's.
That's how you know it's a good game.
You saw thousands of fun puzzles.
You collect tons of characters.
We love the game here on the show.
Morgan No. 2 loves the game.
I think she plays it every morning before we start playing work,
or at least most mornings.
If you haven't given it a try,
let me just recommend that you try it.
You can play Best.
Feens with the family, with the friends you love in your life.
They're all probably playing it too.
If they're not, you can get them on.
Best Feens, it's Friends Without the R.
And here's something.
The fact that you can play Best Feens without Wi-Fi is pretty awesome, too.
It's perfect for flights.
It's perfect for long trips.
Best Feens is one of those games.
You'll keep wanting to play more and more and get to higher levels.
America's falling in love with Best Feans, so do yourself a favor and download Best Feens for free from the App Store or Google Play today.
That's Friends Without the R, Best Feens.
Come on.
Twitter had
Admit movies you've never seen
as a trending hashtag.
Like they're super popular.
You should totally have seen them.
Okay.
We'll go around the room.
Admit a movie that everybody's seen
that you haven't seen.
Okay?
Amy, you're up first.
Ready.
I haven't seen
Harry Potter.
And I haven't either,
but a lot of people have,
and I get a lot of crap for that.
But full confession,
my kids have,
and I've kind of been in the room,
but I'm not, that's only because I got kids.
Why don't you give it a try?
Nah.
Because I, but I can't.
I try to give the books a try.
My friend bought me the whole, she was so convinced.
She took me to Barnes & Noble.
She goes, I'm not even going to make you pay for it.
I'm going to invest in it because I know you're going to love it.
And I bought it and I tried to read it.
And I was like, really?
My mom loved them.
Like, that's, she loved those Harry Potter books.
And I haven't seen the movies either, but I also hadn't seen Game of Thrones.
No, no, I sell that.
Lord of the Rings.
Oh, I've never seen that.
They all blend together.
But we don't need to.
But I'm like, you're such a hater.
Which one's better?
Well, I like Game of Thrones.
I like Game of Thrones. I like Game of Thrones and it's almost over.
But Lord of the Rings is a movie series and a book series.
And I watched it.
And it was okay.
It was okay.
Admit a movie you've never seen.
Lunchbox.
I've never seen Zoolander.
So good.
It's good.
It's funny.
Yeah.
People quote it all the time, but I've never seen it.
Morgan number two, you're 25.
Admit a movie you've never seen.
The Princess Bride.
Oh.
It's good.
But I don't know.
I don't expect you to have seen it.
I don't know if I've seen it.
Is that Ann Hathaway?
No.
Marriage.
No, that's funny diaries.
Oh.
Yeah.
Eddie.
I have not seen Avatar.
Really?
Never saw Avatar.
It's terrible.
It's terrible.
It was like homework for the show.
It was the biggest movie of all time.
Yeah.
I remember that.
I think I fell asleep.
And that's why everybody had to go watch it because not just that it'd be good.
But did you like it when you watched it?
Yeah, it's pretty good.
It's fine.
It looks weird to me, so I never like.
But it's fine.
It was the first time they had done that with the 3D.
Oh, like fake people.
Yeah, they went in and out.
So it was a culture thing more than it was to be good.
But yeah, I've never seen the godfather.
Any of the godfather.
Those are good.
I've never seen the, what's the Al Pacino ones?
Scarface.
Scarface.
Never.
Oh, bones.
You have to watch Scarface.
I've never seen any of that.
I think it still holds up.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Amy, admit a movie you never seen.
Do you have any other ones?
I'm sure I do.
I just need to.
I've never seen Frozen.
Oh.
Ah, you're good.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
I've never seen Castaway.
Oh, you'd like Castaway.
Oh, that's good.
There's like a three-hour scene in Castaway.
Not a three-hour.
That's a three-hour movie.
There's like an hour in Castaway where he doesn't.
There's no talking at all.
Yeah, I'd say the first half of the movie.
Well, that's when he gets on the island.
Oh, you're right.
Once he gets on the island, you're right.
It's like the longest period in a movie where there's no talking.
There's no dialogue?
Nope.
There's nobody to talk to.
Oh, wow.
He's alone.
And Avatar 2 comes out December 18th, 2020 if you're getting ready.
Yeah, I am.
I haven't seen Braveheart.
come on.
That's blasphemy.
Yeah, I have.
You're okay not seeing it.
Okay.
I've never seen Toy Story.
You're good.
Oh, really?
No, you should see Toy Story.
No, no, no, you're fine.
I've never seen Pulp Fiction.
Oh, me neither.
That's good, bones.
Yeah, I mean, that's...
It's legendary.
Morgan number two, anything else you haven't seen?
No, I'm on the same one with you.
I've seen all the movies.
I haven't seen Lord of the Rings.
That's one I haven't seen.
Lord of the Rings.
That's the one I saw, right?
Yeah.
hashtag, admit movies you've never seen.
Anybody else want to say?
suggest anything? Lunchbox? That's all I got
that I can think off the top of my head.
There you have it, folks. Other than that, we've seen them all.
We'll see the next one. Well, maybe.
Here's Amy's pile of stories.
Papa Johns is coming out with a chicken and waffles pizza.
Yeah, it's good, huh? Yeah. Sounds really good.
Uh-huh. I mean, it seems like some place would have thought of this before now, but they're
on it. And I think that that is a pizza that I would want to try, and it'll come out
sometime later this year.
I try to, listen, I've been asked a few times.
recently, which favorite food, right?
That's your kind of food.
What is yours?
Mexican.
Is it?
You know, I think it's where we grew up.
If I have to pick a...
Yeah, I think it's how we grew up.
Genre.
You grew up in Texas?
Yeah.
And mine's always super Southern, because I grew up in Arkansas.
Yeah, you love, like, fried chicken.
Fried chicken.
Cream corn.
Cream cream.
Fried meat corn, yeah.
My favorite meal is a chicken fried steak with white gravy.
Your mom made it for me my birthday when you had anywhere to go, and she was like,
I'll cook you a meal.
Yeah, it was really special.
chicken fried steak, cream corn, like fried okra.
Come on.
Legit.
Lunch, Buck, what's your favorite kind of food?
Mexican food.
Yeah.
Absolutely love Mexican food.
Texas boy.
I'd ask Eddie, but you know.
Pizza.
And all three of us grew up into.
He's Mexican.
Oh, I thought yours was Mexican.
I was Mexican overload.
So you're Italian.
No.
Basically.
Yeah, you have to categorize it.
Just pizza.
You can go pizza.
I like just pizza.
I'm not crazy about spaghetti or lasagna or anything.
Oh, okay.
Pizza.
Morgan number two, what about you?
Italian
She calls it
I know
I know
I know
It's funny
Because Morgan number two
It's from the Midwest
He's from Wichita
So it's always
Like the opposite
You know with you guys
Yeah
Like you live in the area
You're white
I'm white
Yeah you're really
And Eddie's Mexican
But he likes
I'm Italian
Yeah
Yeah
All right
Thank you
Mine doesn't hold true
Because I'm in the Salda
Amy
What else you got
Okay
So how many of you
In here
When you get sick
Well
Let's eliminate
Me and Bobby
for the sake of the story.
Call your mom.
Our moms aren't alive.
Emmy goes,
Wamp, mom.
You know, I'm just going to take us out
because then it's awkward
just clear the air.
Like, Bobby and I can't play.
But when you get sick,
as an adult right now,
how many of you call your mom?
Not me.
Why would you not call your mom?
Well, because you're an adult.
Yeah, you're an adult.
Yeah, but your mom knows what's wrong with you
more than anybody else in the world
because she's been around sickness
and she's been around you
and she knows how to get you better.
What about your wife, though, now?
But your wife doesn't know as well
You haven't been as sick as much around your wife
And she doesn't know the ins and outs on how to cure your and how to make you...
And your mommy says things and make you feel better.
Yeah, your mom knows what to say to make you feel better.
Like my favorite lunchbox story or one of them is like a couple years ago when he had...
He broke his ankle or something and his mom gave him sponge baths every day.
Yeah, she sure did, didn't she.
It was naked.
And it wasn't necessary.
All he had to do was stick his foot out.
He didn't need it.
No, no, I did.
And guys...
Did you like...
Do you enjoy that?
You didn't need it!
And when you say a couple years ago, it was like six years ago, seven years ago.
I am 37 years old.
Yeah, so you're 31.
Okay, yeah.
She was giving him bath.
I had to go under the knife.
I had ankle surgery and I could not get it wet or else it could have caused problems, infections.
So she helped me because I had to lay in the bathtub and stick my leg out.
And so she helped me by giving me a sponge bath.
What's the big deal?
And you're 30, 31 and completely naked.
She's my mother.
You know what? Good for you guys.
It's a very loving relationship. Yes. What else, Amy?
So a food rider ate all 53 items on Taco Bell's menu to rank them from best to worst.
And then I wanted to get everybody's favorite TV item.
I love Taco Bell. I love Taco Bell.
Yeah. I mean, my mom worked for Taco Bell. So we had a cute card where she got 50% off.
So like in high school, we ate Taco Bell all the time.
My favorite thing, though, is the traditional.
I liked the crunchy taco from Taco Bell.
It just reminds me of college.
Yep, it's cheap.
And we get a box of them.
The meat was so moist.
I would, is moist weird to you?
I'm talking about meat?
Like, did you just cringe at that or no?
I don't love the word moist.
Yeah.
I loved it.
And then, you know what else I used to get was the, here's my order.
I'll take four crunchy tacos, a cinnamon twist, and a large amount of dew.
Okay, cinnamon twister in his top five.
Yeah, that was my order.
That would be three bucks.
That would be one nickel.
Yeah, right.
Especially back in the day.
So his top five items.
Number five.
Cinnamon twists.
And number four, nacho cheese, Doritos, Locos, Taco Supreme.
Too many words.
That's the longest name.
Number three, chicken cassidia.
Number two, Mexican pizza.
That was my jam.
Was it?
Whenever I ate meat, when I was in high school, Mexican pizza.
Now I would guess I'd go beam burrito.
And number one?
Soft taco.
Soft taco.
Yep, just the original soft taco.
I'm just not a soft taco guy.
I thought my taco should be crunchy.
Yeah.
They just call that a soup taco.
Soft?
Yeah, it cares.
All right, is that it, Amy?
That's my pile.
There you have it, folks.
It's time for the good news.
With lunchbox.
There's a lady driving down the highway in Oklahoma.
She loses control of the vehicle, flips over twice, goes into a little pond.
Samaritans pull her out of the car, but her three kids are stuck.
in the back seat. Luckily, deputy
shows up on the scene, runs over,
and he pulls all three children
out of the sinking vehicle.
You know, I wonder about that if
the cop even thinks, right? Because I've said
before, I don't have that gene in me
to be awesome. It's like, oh,
no thinking, just doing. I'd probably
think about it and go, I should probably do it.
But by then, it could already be over.
Yeah. I wonder,
even to be a police officer, you got to have that in you.
You don't even think. It's instinctual. Just go,
oh, something's going wrong. I just
I don't have that in me.
I'm a bit too analytical.
I feel like you might.
If you were put into it, you would spring into action.
I'd probably go, okay, well, if the van is sinking and it's 47 feet away.
And I start right now.
I'll put up my phone and get to calculate.
So, I mean, shout out to this cop, because I doubt even thought about his life.
And shout out to a lot of our police officers and our enforcers.
They're not even thinking about themselves.
They're just thinking about us.
So there you go.
That's a good one, lunchbox.
Thank you.
That's what it's all about right there.
Tell me something good.
That was Tell Me Something Good.
Folks, it's your buddy and my...
Mr. Bobby Bones.
I'm being told Dirk Spenley is in the building.
True?
True.
Coming in a minute, Dirk Spenley.
We're talking about being a pilot.
I know we have a little bit, but...
There was that picture of him and John Party, and he's flying John Party.
Yeah.
Like, Dirk's his whole life hasn't been that of being a pilot.
He's a trained musician, right?
No, I feel like when he posts that stuff, you're like, okay, this is real.
Like, he flies himself, he's flying his tourmates.
He's flying.
Scary.
Derek Spendley in in just a minute
Over to Amy right now though
As we get that corny
The morning corny
Why can't you hear a teradactyl go to the bathroom
Why can't you hear a teradactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the Pterodactyl
It's spelled with a Pterodactal
It's spelled with a Pha.
But if I did that it gets funny
Yeah
DECD get us
What?
I didn't know it was spelled that way
I bet you hit you with the paternalia
You did.
Yeah, thanks.
I said, I'll get you back.
That was the morning corny.
Some of my jokes require thoughts.
Yeah, absolutely.
The Friday morning conversation with.
There he is.
Look at this guy coming.
Taking his jacket off.
You looked pretty good.
I'd seen you a bit.
What's going on?
How you been?
Put your headphones on over there.
Seeking here.
Most intimidating room in all of Nashville?
This room is not intimidating.
What?
It's so intimidating.
Oh, my gosh.
Or warm, kind, and friendly.
Yeah.
Or it's like, well, you guys, you're all such good friends, and you're all so close,
and someone walks in the room that's a scound.
kind of on the outskirt.
You know, not really inside the full circle,
just kind of like, you know, peripheral.
But if any artist is...
But no artist is.
But if anyone kind of is,
I would say you're as close to being in the circle.
Still nervous.
Yeah.
Still intimidated.
Well, it's good to see you.
I haven't...
Because you do.
I didn't hear from you for like two months.
Sorry.
Yeah.
What happened?
I don't know.
You disappeared, but this is what happened.
I was on my flip phone.
Sorry.
Did you switch over?
Did you switch back?
I'm on the flip phone right now.
I'm not on, you know,
Instagram.
Boy, you better get on Instagram.
You got a lot going on.
There's nothing going on.
There's nothing.
There's nothing.
You still got that six-pack going on in there?
I saw some video.
There's no six-pack.
Oh, my God.
That's what he misses.
I see what I missed?
If I text you, what phone does it go to?
And it's ripped up his new body.
If I text you, what phone does it go to?
It goes to my iPhone.
Okay.
So I don't even have the main phone anymore.
You're going to have it right now.
What's your number?
No, no.
All I know is like...
615.
Wow.
So you don't have them seat up.
So they're not even the same.
If you called that phone, it goes to this phone.
Oh, so yeah.
You're in.
Let me just, let me see about that.
Well, I have to get...
No, no, no, no.
Let's just see.
This is a new phone, so it's not set up in the phone.
No, no, no, no.
It will.
It normally does.
Did we catch someone in a bit of them?
No, no, no, it normally does.
Wow.
This one's not doing that.
Let's see.
Oh, my God.
Can me show he's on my contact list here.
Let's see if it rings.
It normally does.
Oh, my gosh.
I have not...
I had no coffee.
Wow.
I'm like just trying to catch up here.
That's what we're thinking about getting my daughter, yeah.
All right.
Well, listen.
Your new song is my favorite song on the record.
Thank you.
Yeah.
I remember telling you that.
Some days you just get back.
When it first came out.
Was this on the fringe of making the record?
No, that was definitely like the, I feel like this song's kind of the cornerstone to the whole record.
The whole reason of the record.
Yeah, the idea of living and goes back to the phone a little bit too.
with just a lot of like 2017, just on the road,
and you hear so many stories from fans and hardships
and stuff they're going through,
and you're on your phone,
you're just away from your family,
and I just feel like I wasn't doing any, like, real living.
I mean, there's a whole days that go by.
The band and I just would never even leave the bus.
You give all your, you know, all your energy goes to the show,
and the show always crushes, but the rest of the day,
it's like, this is my life, too.
I'm, like, blowing through weekends and not doing anything.
So this whole idea of, like, trying to be more alive on the road,
not just struggling all the time.
It was born.
So, yeah, it became a, it's not just a song.
It's kind of like a mantra for me
and everyone in the band and crew
to live as much as possible when we can on the road.
The Friday morning conversation with Dirk Spentley.
There was a picture on your Instagram
of John Party asleep in your plane,
and you were flying?
I was, yeah.
You have another pilot?
That's probably he's more rested than I am.
I do.
You have another pilot with you?
Yes.
And are you the main pilot or is the other pilot,
the main pilot?
He's the main pilot.
We switch legs.
We fly about the same amount of hour.
but he's definitely main pilot.
Like he spent his life training to be...
Does it worry people that fly with you?
I've been flying longer than Austin.
The Austin's a lot better pilot than I am.
I think.
Like you're a trained musician, singer.
You're really fantastic, by the way.
You do a good job at that.
I'm all right.
But when you're out flying a plane,
do people worry that...
Flying a plane is not like that difficult.
I mean...
But isn't it about something that goes wrong?
It's not about when it's right, right, right.
Exactly.
It's just like playing the show.
I think anybody could...
I think anybody could study for a year and go do my job for, you know, for two or three songs, maybe, maybe two songs.
Okay.
And I think the plane, the problem is when someone goes wrong, you lose an engine, there's a fire, there's cabbie, you know, you lose pressurization.
Then there's, that's where I'm probably elbowing Austin.
Like, hey, dude, you're playing.
No one's any.
No, I mean, but you study for that stuff.
There's, like, training and stuff you do, but it's not like that, it's not that crazy.
Do you feel like if an engine went out on your plane, you'd be okay?
It has.
Yeah, I've lost an engine before.
And you'd be okay.
Did you have two?
You had two, yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
So, only won't.
Did you freak out?
No, it was a really, it was, we were flying to New York, and we were just, I just left Nashville,
and there's really weird sound.
It's kind of like that Bose, like, theater sound, was in our headsets.
It was the sound, we knew the ones that were heard before on a plane.
We looked at each other like, that was really weird.
And then went away, and I couldn't tell if it was, like, the, was something
in the air conditioning unit running in the back?
Was there something loose on an exterior, like a wing piece or something,
and making that vibration?
Then it happened again, like worse.
And then when we started pulling one of the throttles back, we realized that one of the engines had something going on.
So we just kind of shut the engine down and landed.
We've told you, Amy's husband having to crash a plane into the lake, right?
No.
He calls it a controlled landing.
The propeller flew off the airplane.
Oh, my gosh.
And it was him and another guy.
That's crazy.
And he was flying.
What is it when you're the captain, right seat?
Left seat, yeah.
Or left seat?
I don't know which one, but he was in charge.
So he kind of tells the other guy, he's like, get that manual on the back, you know, what to do.
And they're like, there's nothing in here.
for, you know, propeller departure.
So he has no propeller, no engine, no nothing.
And then he turned into a bird.
That's, that's, what shit.
And then they had to find a pond and put it down to that pond.
He went to air traffic control and was asking for the nearest, like, road, like, nothing looked good.
So his only option was trees or water.
Oh, my gosh.
And they did a couple of loops around before they decided.
They even went past this lake the first time.
And he was like, no, we're not going there.
I just don't want to go there because he didn't know, like, swamp.
Like, what's underneath that water?
They don't know.
So then he thought about, okay, if I land in a tree,
okay, the odds are good, but you have to crash twice
because you land in the tree and then you fall.
So then they went back around and he was like,
okay, there's that pond again.
He's like, so they called in a May Day.
Yeah.
Good for him.
He landed smooth as butter.
He's like the guy, the Hudson guy.
Yeah, the Coddars had to come save him.
That's crazy.
Yeah, so he said the scariest part,
Black Hawk, so where he landed, like they said no humans have really ever been.
So the Black Hawk helicopters had to come.
and he used, like, his cell phone to, like, show them with the sun, like, where he was.
And then they threw down a rope.
And he said riding on the helicopter was, like, the scary part.
Your flip phone will not do that.
I don't know.
Yeah, so.
That is crazy.
He's like, that's a real pilot.
The Friday morning conversation with.
Dirk's Bentley.
Let me play this for you, Dirk's.
It's you on the Elvis show.
Elvis.
Tell me that it's nice
So when you're all this or no?
Yeah, I do.
I haven't heard of yet.
Sounds pretty good.
Yeah, that's not good.
That's cool.
Great band, man.
You don't watch your TV appearances?
My mom is documenting them all for me
so when we're down the road
I can go back and watch every time I've been
on one of the countdowns.
I mean, my mom records the countdowns every week.
If there's a major, like, CMA Fest on ABC,
and you're playing.
You won't go and watch it?
No, but I will have done, I probably will have watched it somewhere along the way to make sure it's like it's worth, you know, there's nothing to fix.
But no, I'm not going to watch it.
Yeah, like, game tape.
I watch Game tape on the road and I'm cringing.
I'm just like, you know, watch like us playing on the road.
I'm like, oh, stop talking.
Just, like, what are you doing?
Like, just sing.
What do you?
Like, I start yelling at myself on the, on the iPad when we're all watching, like, the live show.
But I can't stand.
No, I'm not going to watch myself.
Tonight you're playing Bridgetone in Nashville?
Yeah.
Big Nashville show?
Yeah.
How's that feel?
It's going to be awesome.
Last time you were sick as a dog.
I know.
I was just talking, we were just talking before I walked on here about when I played two years ago,
I was doing this whole cold plunge, Wimhoff breathing thing.
And I kind of like, I was, I used to, it's a long story, but I basically like induce my own sickness.
Because I was like, it's like this heavy kind of like, well, it's the weird thing to talk about.
It was like a breathing thing, you know?
And you do something when you're getting in a cold plunge, you're like trying to stay in this cold water for a certain amount of time.
you kind of breathe their way through.
You're bringing warm air
and kind of keep your core temperature up.
And I did it so much
and I was breathing so much
I kind of dried my throat out.
So then I got to Nashville,
I was like, what is going on?
I was like, oh,
what I was doing there in Cincinnati
like just totally dried my throat out.
So I had a full hillbilly pharmacy
on stage up there with me.
Every type of like alcohol
you could possibly imagine, hot tea.
You had all the stuff plugged into your body too
before the show.
You had the IVs.
Yeah, I totally screwed myself in that show.
So I'm looking forward to,
I mean, it ended up being a great show.
My voice worked,
but it wasn't an operative.
experience overall. So looking forward to this year
to getting their crack at it. But it was
pretty special. This year is awesome. You're just
a second time doing it around so you're better like planning
friends, guests and backstage experiences and whatnot. So
excited about that. Yeah, it'll be
a lot of fun. Here is the song.
A new single living.
What number single is this from the record?
This is the third one. Yeah.
So are you thinking about making some new music?
now or what?
I'm really enjoying
a small, narrow
window of time
where you don't have to
think about that
I think I'll start
in the...
Forgive the question.
No, no,
but you know, I mean
they get the little time
where you've made an album
and you're on tour
and it's like,
wow, I don't have to like
do six things at once
I can just enjoy like
fully being where I am
right now.
Just living.
You're just living.
I'm living.
I'm living.
I'm living.
I'm living.
There it is.
Our friend, Dirk's Bentley.
Some days you're just to live.
Some days you're living.
Chew.
Yeah, man.
Nominations.
Oh my gosh, it's so funny.
The juxtaposition, as Amy would tell you, between, like, one world and the other, you know, here I'm, like, sleep with my son's, like, a little tiny bed last night because I'm, I got kicked out of my bed from the dog.
I'm like, you know, it's just home life versus the other life.
It's pretty funny.
I'm not a great.
I'm a huge star.
You're a huge star.
Huge star.
Dude star, Derek Bentley is here.
Good to see you, my friend.
Good to see you guys, too.
Thank you.
As always.
And we'll see you next time you come around.
Thank you so much.
Right, there is. Dark Smiley, everybody.
This story's crazy to me. The guy accidentally texted a stranger, and then he left his wife for her after he actually texted her.
How about that? Like, what are the odds, first of all, that it's a number?
They fell in love?
And that it's so, yeah.
What?
Yeah. Back in 2003, a guy texted a stranger.
They're like, huh, I'll start chatting a little bit.
They both wound up leaving their spouses for each other.
They're still together. They're a perfect match.
Now, when you look at the final product, do you go, oh, good for them?
I mean, I don't know.
I don't know what their relationship was like inside their marriage.
I mean, I don't know.
He says he just bought a new phone.
And so when he was typing in his wife's number, this is before it all transferred over super quick.
He typed in a wrong digit.
Whoa.
Now, is this life stepping in going, whoa.
Yeah.
Like, um, fate.
Fates.
Right.
Because then again, if they're happier,
and this is how they met.
What's wrong with it?
Yeah.
What if his wife had, like, the day before been like, I hate you.
We don't know the story, but it's a good story.
The good story.
After 13 years together, they got married.
Peter is 46.
Mary, his wife, is 60.
Wait, what?
He texted a 60-year-old and they got married?
It was 13 years ago, so she was 47.
Oh, that's better.
And he was 33.
That's crazy then.
Hate her.
Hater? I'm that an age hater? A little bit.
You yelled at. No, no. I...
No, I exclaimed.
Well, I thought that story was pretty crazy.
You should start texting random numbers, yeah.
Hey.
Okay, let me do it. I'll do it right now. I'll text
a random number. Just whatever number.
You know, I slid in the Cape Beck and sells DMs.
I told you guys that. She didn't text me back, or
DM me back on Instagram.
Yet...
Still time.
Send her another one just to get to the top.
Yeah.
That old one's probably buried down.
Good point, Eddie.
I mean, you got to keep DM.
I'll text the number during the break.
Okay.
Wait, we got to give you a number.
It's random, whatever.
Yeah, it's a random number.
Okay, that we'd come up with it.
9-1-1.
The list of hottest male celebs is out.
Here you go, the top 10.
Tell me how you feel about this.
Okay.
Number 10.
Let me get that drum roll, please.
Thank you.
Johnny Depp.
Really?
I know.
He seems dirty a little bit.
Age 55.
But maybe that's because I see him as a pirate.
Brad Pitt, number nine.
Yeah.
Age 55.
Ian Summerholder at number eight.
I need to Google.
You're the guy from 90210?
I don't think so.
Who's that?
That's Ian.
That's another Ian.
Okay, fine.
Yeah, sure.
Number seven, Liam Hemsworth.
Ding.
Oh, yeah, we like him?
Is that Miley's?
Liam?
Yeah, Miley.
And then his brother's Thor.
Number six.
Chris Evans
Ding, when he's a superhero
Morgan number two
Sugarheaded that one from over there
Number five, James Franco
I mean
Morgan number two
I agree
She says yes
Look at her
What didn't
I see him
I need to Google this before I say something
Bad about him
Hold on
Go ahead
Oh he got in trouble for it
Yeah like texting girls
I don't know who he was texting
I thought that was like a movie promotion
Oh I thought it was like
Teenager
I don't know
Oh, you guys...
You, I would be like, I'm sorry, if you want me to promote the movie this way, I'm going to go ahead and bow out because that's underage.
Hottest men, number four, lunchbox.
Yeah.
I'm just kidding.
No, it's a joke.
It's a joke.
Amy thought I was being serious.
Guys, ladies, where were you guys with the dings?
Okay.
Number four, Jensen Ackles from Supernatural.
Don't even know the show.
I'm sure he's good looking.
Um, yeah.
Yes, okay.
Number three, Channing Tatum.
Ding.
Ding.
That was quick.
Dang, dang.
Amy won't stop doing it.
Relax, Amy.
Number two, Chris Hemsworth.
And number one, Zach Ephron.
Ding, and he's old enough now.
I used to feel weird.
He's 31.
I know, but when he was in high school musical, I know he was like, his age was different, but he was playing a high schooler, so always felt weird to think that he was cute.
But now he's Ted Bundy, so he's old enough.
I'm getting text saying you age-hated, which you did.
I did?
Yeah.
I'm sorry.
Caitlin in Wisconsin. How are you?
Good. How are you?
Really good. I got a little wintertime cold or something that's been setting in.
How do I sound? Do I sound okay?
You sound great.
Oh, hey. Thank you. Well, what can I do for you?
Looking for your emoji song on iTunes and I don't see it.
I know. You know what happened? I thought it would be up. It's not up.
What? I don't think I pushed the right button last night to upload it.
It's on YouTube. It's on YouTube. It's on Facebook. And it's on like Facebook, but we didn't upload it to like the
Apple, Spotify's.
I don't know if I can get it tomorrow,
but I can play, it's on YouTube,
I can play it right now.
I know.
In perfect raging idiots fashion,
we screwed up.
Yep, that's what we do.
I did.
It's okay.
I just uploaded emojis without the song.
No one's perfect bones.
Do you like the song?
I do, I love it.
I hope to play it tonight.
We're coming to see ya.
In Iowa, listen, I'm supposed to fly to Iowa today
and do two stand-up comedy shows?
One tonight, one tomorrow.
Is it a blizzard there?
There is not.
Not yet.
It's coming tonight and tomorrow.
Well, I don't like that.
What should I do?
Should I still come or no?
Oh, for sure.
We're coming, so you better be there.
But I got to fly.
Have you ever seen the Richie Valens, you know, La Bamba?
Ricky.
Richie.
Oh.
Richie.
Caitlin, I will be there.
You coming from Wisconsin?
Yes, we are.
See, I have to go.
Yeah, you have to go.
The people are there.
I have to go.
I know.
Okay, I'll see you tonight.
Here, I'll play the,
emoji song for you now. It's only a minute 51
seconds, okay? Perfect. Sounds great.
Thank you. Miss you, me, it. See it tonight.
Okay, this is the new song from
what? Funny. Missy you mean it. Thank you.
Bobby Bones and the raging idiots. It is the
emoji love song. We got that
emoji love.
If you haven't heard it yet, enjoy. This is about love nowadays.
It's not about whiskey. Every song is about whiskey.
This is probably the most relatable song we've ever written.
If I ever know, I'm going to throw up.
We don't drink whiskey.
Every state, we don't all the time.
Every love song, I'll be about whiskey.
Right.
This is about emojis.
Thank you.
The raging idiots.
Check it out on YouTube.
Here we go.
I send a smile.
And if it's your birthday, I'll send you a cake.
And when I'm lonely, I'll send you the big egg plan.
We got that.
Emoji, love.
Whoa, bed.
The flashy can't.
Awkward.
I'll send you the face with a time.
That E.
We got that E.
got that in the movie.
We have it.
The new one from The Raging Idiots.
Thank you very much. It's Eddie and myself.
I think
or do tell me something good coming up.
Okay. All right. By the way,
we'll be in Boston, March 17th.
Less than a month away.
The Raging Idiots, our first show back.
And then IHard Country Festival, too, in Austin.
Who knows? That's not probably going to blow up.
We're going to be playing.
Next thing you know, top of the chop,
pop chops, whatever that shows is.
What?
You know, Bohemian Rhapsody? Do you see that?
No, I haven't seen the movie yet.
Here's the thing about Bohemian Rhapsody.
It's annoying.
It's pretty good.
or eight, two and a half guitars out of four.
Oh, wow.
Yeah, whatever.
Right down the middle.
Yeah, but they're like, we're a queen.
We're going to form a band.
Next thing you know, we're on top of the pops.
How'd this happen?
It doesn't work that way.
From one scene to the next.
And I'm like, come on.
Oh, it didn't show any of the work to get there.
It's like they're playing in a club, and their lead singer has to quit the band.
And Freddie Mercury is watching, and he goes, well, you know, I like, I like to sing a little bit.
And they're like, well, you do.
Like, well, yes, I do.
Here's a whole bunch of songs I wrote.
And the next thing you know, they have a manager, and the next scene is,
we're going to play Top and the Pop!
And the next thing you know, they're like, we got a hit in America!
And I'm like, all this happened in like nine seconds?
That's a crazy story.
So you say that, and then I'm like, I don't really want to watch that then.
You should watch it, though.
Watch it anyway?
Yeah.
And watch a star is born.
Oh, yes.
We're going to do that.
Yeah.
And then listen to the raging idiots.
All three of those.
All three.
Yeah.
Yeah, raging idiots.com tickets.
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Lunchbox is telling me that pizza is healthier than pretty much any sort of cereal at all.
Yeah, because it has protein and it has different food groups and cereal is usually all sugar.
So if you're going to eat breakfast, it's better and smarter to eat a slice of pizza.
Man, as a kid, I would get that box of cereal.
I just think I was the healthiest person on the planet.
Yeah, like weedies.
Milk?
Back when we thought milk was good for us, which it definitely has some factors.
now that are positive.
Mm-hmm.
But, boy, I can't do milk now.
They used to say it does a body good.
Milk?
Oh, yeah.
You used to give me a mustache.
What are you going to say?
I mean, yeah.
Sometimes, like, I just ate cereal all the time for tons of meals, and I thought I was
being, like, super healthy.
Even in college, if I had cereal for dinner, I'd be like, I'm so healthy right now.
My sister and I used to fight over the back of that cereal box.
Uh-huh.
We get a box of honeycomb because about once out of four cereals, we'd get the name brand.
Otherwise, we got the generic kind of the bag.
And you got the bag that doesn't even stand up on the table.
there's nothing to look at in the bag.
And the bag is, you know, it's like honey bones.
You know, not honeycomb.
Right.
And you have to go to the bottom because they keep all the poor people's cereal.
So we'd find them.
But once a month, we get the good cereal.
And then we would fight over the back of that box.
We sit at the table across from each other.
And it was who got to look at the back because it was where the mazes were in the games.
And don't get us started on the toy in the middle.
Even though I was four years old, I was like 27 us fighting her for the toy.
I was like, I want the whistle.
Yeah, that was life around the house with us.
Yeah, pizza, better for you for breakfast.
I saw this too
that most patients don't mind
if a doctor has piercings or tattoos
when we think of this is
Amy, your podcast, four things with Amy Brown?
Yeah.
You had a doctor on talking about
all kinds of cool stuff.
But I was like, man, what if I a doctor showed up
and had a bunch of tattoos?
I probably think he's more down anyway.
Down to what?
Like, understand what's up
with my life on the streets.
What's up?
Yeah.
He gets what it's like for me living on the streets
probably understands a little bit better.
A breathing, breathe in, that's what's up.
Yeah, that's, that heartbeat is lit, man.
That's what's up.
But if he was like, so down, that's how he talked.
Yeah, your blood pressure man is lit.
It's off the charge.
He's like, like, set the soap on your neck, dope.
Yeah, it's like, you don't know if he's saying something's wrong with you or you're just awesome.
Like, what does that mean?
No, no, I don't do dope.
Oh, dude, you're so sick.
Like, sick, sick?
You know what Mike D's laughing in the corner?
It's good.
We've hit something funny.
Yeah.
Mike never makes a noise over there.
Would you be concerned if you notice your doctor had a nose ring?
Go ahead, Amy?
No.
You wouldn't?
I wouldn't.
Yeah, me either.
I'm cool with that.
What about a neck tattoo?
Dirty job.
I mean, like, where'd you get your degree?
Skola Hard Knocks?
Dope.
When you were in jail.
Oh, wow.
Maybe.
Where'd you get your degree?
The pit of tangerie.
Okay, okay, okay.
I mean, nose ring, okay, would I know if he had a nipple ring?
Because that's really questionable.
Let's hope not.
Does he come in shirtless?
Maybe I could see it through the white coat.
Is he coming in his jail pants?
Maybe I could see it through the scrubs, but I'd be like, why'd you do that?
Research indicated that patients prefer their doctors wearing a traditional attire, but
they said mostly if you're like under 40, you just understand like tattoos are part of life now.
It's like a thing. Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Remember when sleeves used to be crazy?
We'd be like, I can't believe John Mayer, got a sleeve.
Now everybody has all the tattoos.
So, yeah, I saw that.
A girl that texted me, a friend knows her.
It's like, hey, she calls her.
She texted me, she has one of those things in her nose.
One of those bull, what's it?
A bull nose?
Oh, no.
I'm not into that.
Oh, the one in the middle.
Yeah.
That's disgusting.
Yeah, it's kind of a little odd, huh?
It's like Flintstones.
No, that's a bone in there goes all the truth.
That's like a caveman bone.
That's right.
Not a piercing.
It's time for the good news.
It's Bobby.
Tell me something good.
He's got him Ryan.
Trains pretty much every day to be in those strong man competitions.
You know where they move boulders and stuff?
Oh, yeah.
Right.
But he saw a Jeep getting a car crash and he ended up getting over and moving the two-ton Jeep with a string.
Amazing.
Wow.
That's when your crazy hobby really comes into play.
You're crazy what?
Hobby, like to get into that.
Well, I mean, I'm sure for some people it's more than a hobby.
But, I mean, you would be, I think those people are crazy to, like, try to lift that stuff.
But look at how it helped out here.
Ryan was on the scene when the Jeep rolled over and trapped the man inside.
He was able to push the Jeep, moving feet before the medics arrived.
Wow.
Feet.
Yeah, I wonder if he uses legs, not his back.
That's what I do.
And our power left?
Oh, all legs.
I'm so sore today.
Would you be able to move a car like a...
I'd cry.
A centimeter?
I would just look at it and cry.
No chance.
Please, God, move this car for me.
I can't do it.
I'm asking you big man upstairs.
They say a journalin pumps in and, you know,
might be able to.
I don't have that much adrenaline.
Like, I couldn't even move a golf cart, much as a real car.
Listen, if there's a hot wood on top of you, Amy, I ain't got nothing.
I'm pretty weak.
All right, there it is.
That's all about.
So in Philadelphia, there's a guy, and he's like, I'm going to steal that laptop because
the guy's sitting on a bench, and he grabs the laptop and takes it off running.
Well, as he's running, he runs stealing the laptop past a running club.
And so the person's like, that's my laptop.
And the running club's like, oh, this guy's running.
We can run with him.
Oh, yeah.
We can catch him.
No props.
and they're chasing him, and the guy realized
he's being chased by a running club. And like, runners.
And so it cuts to a construction site.
And the running club's like, cool, we'll run
with them too. So they're running beside him.
The guy pulls his calf muscle.
Oh, no. And the running club's like, we got him.
And so
they, they like, what do I do?
So the construction guy called the cops and they got the
laptop. Wow. Got taken down by
running club. That's funny. He just runs by the
running club. I thought you guys would like that. So what do you learn
from this? Don't steal. Yeah.
But if you do, make sure you do it where there's only
walking. Right, right. Or train for it. Yeah, or rollerblades. Or do steel training.
Yeah. Yeah.
The Bobby Bones show. When the show is over, you can go back and hear the whole thing. Just search
for the Bobby Bone Show. Wherever you listen to your podcasts, you know, there's a show, too,
that I do about music. It's called the Bobbycast. It's free, too. We talk about podcasts.
It's all free. So let's say you pick up IHeart Radio and you search Bobbycast. The newest
episode that we put up, it's Eddie and I talking about big time artists.
that hate playing their hits now.
And we talk about Miley Cyrus
because she doesn't want to play party
in the USA anymore.
She's still will occasionally.
And there's a whole list of them, right?
But here's that talking about that.
Now, if you're Miley Cyrus
and you're this big, you know,
young adult star,
do you really want to play your 15,
stuff from your 15 years old?
Yeah, that's like Paul McCartney
never singing, I want to hold your hand.
No, it's not. Stop it.
No.
Miley Cyrus is not saying a party in the USA
is nothing like beatable.
That's ed is astute point.
Hey, it's a good point.
And then we start talking about Bruce Springsteen
and my favorite Bruce Springsteen song
and Eddie makes fun of me and then I'm like, oh, here's my other one.
You want to know my other favorite Bruce Springsteen song?
I'm not kidding.
It's so good.
What?
Oh, no, no, I agree with this.
St. Paul's Coming Town.
Maybe one of the best Christmas song ever.
I wore, you can't really wear the,
where your, my app out, but like I played this so much during Christmas.
But when you hear my first favorite, Eddie made fun of me a lot.
It's typical.
Anyway, that being said, there's a new episode of the Bobbycast.
all about artists who won't play their hits
or hate playing their hits
Some of this stuff's crazy Amy
You'll be like, what?
For example, not to give you a teaser
But the band Oasis, hate to play Wonderwall
They were like a stupidest song ever
That's their big song
Yeah
We hate it, we're not gonna do it
Wow, if I went to see them and they didn't play that
They wouldn't.
There are some of these on this podcast
You'll go, if I went to this show
And they didn't play that way
But they don't play it
So anyway, Bobbycast search for it
A lot of that out.
Hey, we hit the jam though, huh still?
Still legit.
It can be like, oh, how cliche.
But this still comes on, you sing everywhere.
Come on.
It's going to be the day that they're going to throw it back to you.
You do it with accent, too.
Buy now.
You should have somehow realized what you got to do.
Are they from another country?
Yeah.
Or just a different state.
Do you know who that is?
Oasis?
Yeah, okay.
Got it.
Here's another one.
But I didn't know.
I thought they were from America.
You know who this is?
Mm-hmm.
Stairway to have.
Yeah, who?
I know.
Give me another hint.
No, give me another hint.
Are they for another country?
A hint.
No.
Lunchbox, do you know?
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, my goodness.
Stop.
Just give us another hint.
It's on the tip of my tongue.
That's two words.
It's one of the biggest fans of all time.
All right.
Sweet.
Black Sabbath.
Thanks for the hint.
Noah.
Noah.
Robert Plant, Jimmy Page.
Jump on him.
Let Zeppelin.
There you go.
Okay.
Lunch.
There you go.
It's close.
Hate it playing this song.
I'm great.
That's the big song.
Anyway, the new Bobby cast is all that.
Check it out today after the show's over.
Be like music.
That's the ooh solo.
Eddie and I had this bit we wanted to do only for our own enjoyment, right?
Where we would go and we would do it, we'd go on stage.
One of our musical friends let us come on.
We put on wigs, right?
And then we would just do a big, powerful song with all big vocal.
and not act like it was a joke and sing it the best we could with runs and everything,
and just see how they'd react.
And not act like as a joke.
I obviously wouldn't sound good.
Like, wouldn't Houston, I will always love you?
Like, we could have to sing it best we can and they don't know it's us.
Yeah.
And we don't address the fact that we suck.
Yeah, you just own it.
And we just own it.
And we just do it for three minutes and watch the crowd and then walk off stage.
Funny, right, Amy?
Yeah, you should do it.
That's like Andy Kaufman type stuff.
And everybody would be like, what just happened?
That's always been my dream to do that bit, to sit up there through awkwardness.
Can't you do it?
Well, we do our shows.
somehow.
But we need to have like a big, like Luke's got to call him.
Be like, Bobby, you want to do that bit where you make everybody uncomfortable?
Oh yeah.
So you need like massive.
We need like a massive crowd.
Yeah.
Where they're like, welcome out the newest singing duo sensation.
You know, John Boy and Frankie.
And we walk out and we're like, hey guys.
Nah.
And then we just try as hard as we go hard.
And then we do, hey, nah!
And everyone thinks we're joking, but we don't stop.
We do it for three minutes.
Yeah, the whole song.
You think you'd be able to carry it through?
Oh, yeah.
Without, like, laughing.
For sure.
Okay.
Listen, let me say this.
No, because this has been a dream of ours for years.
Make it happen, bones.
It's later in the show right now.
There are probably some major music peeps listening.
Oh, yeah.
Let's let this segment, this bit happen.
Live it out.
Who's out there right now that would let us come on stage and do this?
Barth?
Oh, wow.
Garth, are you listening?
I was going Old Dominion.
You went straight, Darth.
Dan and Shea?
George Strait.
Day, what day?
Are you listening?
Kenny Chesney, that would be huge.
Oh my goodness.
Or if someone's playing like a big theater inside.
Anyway, that's the deal.
That's our dream is to do that.
Just to mess with people.
Like that one or maybe like an Adele song.
CMA Awards, if you're listening.
On TV?
Oh, my goodness.
Yeah, that would be amazing.
Can you imagine everybody?
That's an audience.
Can you imagine everybody changes their channel?
No.
They'd watch.
Exactly.
And you imagine Twitter?
They'd go crazy.
They'd be like, what just happens?
It's the CMT award.
What's our group?
root name? John Boy and Frankie? John Boy and Frankie. John Boy and Frankie came out, the new country
singing duo. It's like, Dan's here nothing compared to us. We don't even use an instrument. We come
out just vocals. We do that thing where it goes, we do a mouth so you can get the tune. Like a quartet.
So there'd be no music? No music. Just us. Just us. Acrepella. And then we even do like,
hmm. And then he matches. Hmm. Okay. Hello. It's me. Tell me that would be funny.
No, it would be. I mean, I think y'all need to figure out a way to do it.
Gosh.
Grammys?
Has it been called? Is the phone ringing?
No. No, no, no. Actually, everybody has calling a different number. I'm perfect. Just a call the opposite.
Parley in Arkansas.
Oh, hi. How you doing, Bobby?
What's up, buddy?
Not much. I was just curious as to what you got Amy for Christmas.
A treadmill for a house.
Oh, okay. Yeah.
I had theorized the Peloton bike, but that's awesome.
Yeah, even better.
Peloton treadmill.
Pretty crazy.
Fancy, that's what I do.
Take care of my people.
It's like the most amazing treadmill in all the world.
People come over to my house just to use it.
There's actually Nashville sightseeing tours that just come over to see it.
They drive by your house and just look at it.
True story.
Yeah.
So, hey, Harley, on my Instagram right now, excuse you're from Arkansas, as am I.
There's a picture of me in the governor's mansion.
I just posted it up on Throwback Thursday yesterday.
That was your TBT.
Yeah, I was like, check it out.
Just recently, I was in the governor's mansion.
Felt pretty normal being there.
It was awesome, by the way.
I'm from a town of 700 people.
You don't get to go to the governor's mansion.
There are two people famous when you're in Arkansas growing up.
One, the governor, two, the weatherman from Little Rock.
Ned Permi.
Barry Brandt.
You know?
Come on.
But I was in the governor's mansion, and I was like, yeah, I'll probably be there one day.
I just got to get past that.
You got to live there again for a certain amount of time before you can run.
Otherwise, I have to run for Senate.
You know?
Yeah.
Yeah, it's tough.
Because I'll take cotton seat, too.
Don't think I won't.
So, anyway.
Yeah.
How do you feel?
Would you vote for Bobby?
Absolutely.
Yeah, come on.
Wow.
I feel like that's two people from Arkansas that said they vote for you.
That's two votes.
That's big.
Thank you very much.
And then you got Arkansas Keith, that's three.
Some of your cousins.
People are like, why would you want to run for politics?
Because I want to step up for people like me.
You know what I mean?
There aren't a lot of people speaking for people that grew up like I did.
Harley, how did you grow up?
I grew up with very few rules, but that kind of like kept me from doing anything.
I never had to rebel, so I was just like a good kid.
Hey, good kid, here we go.
Harley, where do you live in Arkansas?
A little bit Fayetteville.
Okay, I'm going to come up there in football season.
I'm a big Razorback fan.
All right, Harley, have a good day, buddy.
See you later.
Oscars this weekend.
So that's the big movie awards, right?
Here we go.
I've seen three movies on the Oscars.
Best Picture?
Which is more than usual
Because the movie's usually nominated for Best Picture
It's like the Grammys that just happened
It's usually just the cool stuff that's too cool for normal people
Yeah
That's why a lot of times these people win Grammy Awards
And they're like, oh look at it
It's like no the cool
You have to be cool to vote even
Like too cool for normal people
So that's why all these movies are too cool
It's why when they go the biggest
You know whatever
And you're like I haven't heard of 70% of these
Here we go
Have you heard of Roma?
Up for Best Picture
No
Yes
I've heard of it
Let's do let's see it.
Can you probably heard the name of it.
Have you seen Roma?
No.
Wrong button.
That's on Netflix.
Yes.
The Faberite, the favorite, but spelled it like British.
Favorite.
Nope.
Vice.
Yes.
No.
Did you like it?
Yeah, it's good.
About Dick Cheney?
Well done.
The ones I've seen are Black Panther.
It was also the biggest moneymaker of the year.
Probably won't win, though.
What's the favorite to win?
The Green Book.
The Green Book.
Where's, where do we watch that?
Tom Hanks in jail?
That's Green Mile.
Oh, I was going to say, damn, they're late on that one.
Fried Green Book?
No, seriously.
Oh, oh, no.
Green Books and Ham?
Stop.
Huh.
Black Panther, Bohemian Rhapsody, which I saw, is up for best picture.
And I give it two and a half out of four guitars.
Right.
If I haven't said that yet, it's fine.
A star is born, and right now they're performing.
Bradley Cooper and Lady Gaga got together.
Will that win, Bones, and you're in your mind?
I don't know.
I don't care.
These awards shows don't represent us.
No award show represents us,
except for the Iheart radio music words.
Correct.
Because fans vote.
That's right.
Green Book, Black Klansman.
Black Klansman is really good.
Roma.
All of those.
There we go.
I don't know.
Oh.
Vice on iTunes is a pre-order.
I mean, if it's out for an Oscar,
we should be able to watch it at home.
You should be able to watch every movie at home.
Well, and I haven't seen Starsborn
because it's only for to buy.
I found you can't rent it yet.
I don't want to buy it.
I've got to at least watch one of the movies up for Best Picture.
You haven't seen Black Panther?
No, my kids did.
Oh, I thought you...
Oh, Amy, it's good.
You should watch that one.
Long, though.
A little long.
It was like when I watched the crazy rich Asians.
Long?
Yeah, I was like, here's a nice little cute movie to watch.
Probably like 14 minutes.
It's two hours.
And I saw the preview.
It doesn't look that funny, right?
It's cute.
Is it comical?
Yeah, right?
Yes, Amy.
Amy's raising your hands.
hand for some reason in the studio. Well, because I want to clarify
that you can rent a Starsborn. On?
On iTunes. You can rent
it for
you know, $4.99. There you go.
What else? Raymondo's trying out for Big Brother. Do we talk about that or no?
Again. Yes.
Do we have to... Is that this weekend?
Huh? Yeah, this weekend.
I was going to save it for Monday, but I guess we can't.
Yeah. What? Yeah, because
it's this weekend Saturday. Yeah, I can do it now.
Yeah, blocked from my place. They came all the way to my
city. It's almost writing on the wall. They want me on the show.
So I'm going. I'll do sweat,
pants and just roll up there. I'm not dressing out. So Big Brother, the TV show, how old do you have to be?
It doesn't matter. There's no limit age. Beauty of it. You can be young. You'd be old.
Would you leave the show forever to do Big Brother? If they can promise me that I'll be on the show,
I can leave it temporarily. Now with Hillary back here. We've got more producers. No, no. If you leave,
that's months. I have to go get somebody new new probably. If I get vote out right away,
it would only be probably. If you leave, I have to get somebody new full time.
I'm telling you, man. The way we got it set up now, there's people that can fill in.
Yeah, Bert Ray, your boss is saying that.
that if you leave, he's going to have to replace you.
Well, with the offer on the table, say, hey, you're going to be on the show.
Then I think that's going to change the conversation right now.
I'm just speculating.
But if they tell me I'm on it, there we go, man.
You're going to go trap for Big Brother.
What day?
It's Saturday, yeah.
What are you doing the interview process?
Oh, dude, that's the best part.
I just go in there.
I'm chill.
I'm going to try and bring my girlfriend.
Just be, yeah, yeah, that's my chick.
What's up?
And just totally be myself.
I'm going to tell them what I do.
But more so I'm just show that I like, I like to talk.
I'm a relaxed guy.
I'm honest.
I'm not going to go on there and just try to be famous.
Like, I have no reason to try and be famous.
Like, I'm just going to go there and be myself.
Nobody really gets famous from reality shows anymore.
Like, stay is famous.
You know?
I would say the bachelor people, they get some big Instagram following with Big Brother.
The only reason to go on that show is to win it.
If you're not going to win it, it's actually a waste of your time.
You don't actually make that much of a stipend.
You don't know if you're going to win until you.
Well, when you figure out the people, if you can manipulate them or not,
then you have a good shot at winning it.
Well, good luck.
Thank you.
Let us know Monday.
Yeah, I'm going to roll in there hard.
Probably fifth time I've been into an audition, man.
Buzz, what do you think about, like, open casting calls?
Like, what are the odds that he gets picked?
Like, you're talking, like, thousands of people show up, right?
It's so.
Listen, they often take people from those open casting calls.
That's why they do them.
So if he's good, he'll make it through.
All you have to just make it to the next round.
Exactly.
It's a regional thing, and then after that, I'm off to L.A.,
and once I get in front of the producers, it's over.
It's over, he says.
Over.
Well, good luck, bud.
Thank you.
Let us know Monday.
Ramundo, our audio producer in the glass room.
His dream is to be on Big Brother.
Wow.
What did I let him stay gone, though, is the question?
He got an important job, you know?
I do love country music, you know?
Because you're country music's youngest historian.
Oh, thanks for bringing that up.
The Bobby Ponds Show.
On this day in country music.
On this day, 51 years ago,
Johnny Cash proposed to June Carter,
and then they became one of the legendary couples.
Wow.
Yeah.
We've been talking about.
He proposed to his tour partner June Carter in a concert in London, Ontario, Canada.
The couple performed their hit Jackson in front of 7,000 fans.
At the end of the performance, Johnny decided to propose on stage.
Asking her in front of the entire crowd of shoot-mariam.
She panicked and tried to go into another song.
But the entire crowd was like, say yes, say yes.
She said yes.
they married later.
They married in Franklin, Kentucky,
had one child,
John Carter Cash, born 1970.
Now, he was married before that.
Correct.
Slow ball, Jack.
And other kids.
Maybe two or three kids?
The couple met for the first time
July 7, 1956,
when they ran into each other
backstage,
when Johnny made his grand old opera debut.
She was also performing that day
after wrapping up a tour
with Elvis Presley.
Wow.
They worked together
and toured for 35 years
until her death in 2003.
He also died in 2003, less than four months later.
Now, I've talked to a few people that say they've met them both,
and they just said the way he looked at her was like,
you can just tell they were just so in love.
Pretty amazing.
Here's a clip from Walk the Line where they reenacted it,
because I don't have the real proposal.
Okay, good.
Sorry, folks, but I just can't do this song anymore
unless she's going to marry.
Just be like we're lying.
You got these people all ripped up, John now.
Come on, let's sing Jackson for.
You got me all revved up.
And there it is.
We've been talking about Jackson
Ever since the fight
In this day of country music history.
I'm going to Jackson.
I'm going to mess around.
Yeah, I'm going to Jackson.
Look out Jackson Town.
That was.
On this day in country music.
I was watching your Instagram story yesterday, Amy.
Yeah?
And I saw you guys like walk.
with a stroller on a creek?
Well, the park we were walking flooded,
and when we approached that area,
it was like turn around or like when our walk is over
or pick up the stroller,
hike through the woods,
and continue on the walk.
So we decided to do that.
Was there a baby in the stroller?
Yes.
When you lifted it like that?
Yeah, we had two babies with us.
That was, we already,
we lifted one stroller,
got that safely to the other side,
and then that was the second baby.
And then I had my dog.
Yeah, we were dedicated.
That baby, I'm telling you,
Eddie, they lifted that stroll up above their head.
I saw it.
I thought they took the baby out.
I saw it.
Yeah, no, no.
The baby was inside, of course.
Anyone watching you guys going, what's happening?
Yeah, a guy stood there and watched the whole thing, didn't offer to help.
Chevalry is dead.
We were all, looking, without his three girls, none of us even communicating about it.
Like, once we got through, we all looked each other.
We were like, it's it weird that that guy, like, didn't offer one ounce of help.
See, but then if you would have offered, they would have been like creepster.
What a weird guy?
No, it would have been not.
No.
Don't touch my baby.
Don't touch my baby.
First of all, he was capable.
This guy was strong, but he was too busy on Instagram or something, and he was like,
I could tell he was even annoyed with us because we were taking up the only pathway, and it did take us.
Again, we had two babies, two shoulders, a dog.
Like, it took us a couple trips.
And he had to wait for us.
But if he had offered to help, it would have been done a lot faster.
Apparently he was strong.
He was hot.
Well, hot and rude.
Yeah.
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and up to an EPA estimated 619 miles of range on select trims and class leading interior space.
Available front and second row relaxation seats.
Available class exclusive blind spot view monitor.
Available class exclusive dash camera feature.
2.5T hybrid engine with up to an EPA estimated 619 miles of range on select trims.
Seating configurations for 7.8 passengers.
Available H-track all-wheel drive so you can be ready to go anywhere in style.
including standard 100-watt USBC ports,
available Bose 14 speaker audio
and standard passenger talk driver intercom.
Learn more about the Hyundai Palisade
at HyundaiUSA.com.
Call 562-3-4603 for complete details.
All right, if you have ever dealt with a traditional home security company,
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and waiting around for a technician to set everything up.
It's a lot.
Well, now they're simply safe.
They have completely changed the game.
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They earn your business by actually keeping you safe, not by locking you in.
Setting up is so easy.
You customize your system at SimplySafe.com.
It ships to your door in a few days, and with the app guided setup,
you can have everything installed and armed in under an hour.
No technician needed.
And it's not just a camera.
It's a full ecosystem of sensors, cameras for inside and out,
and 24-7 professional monitoring.
If there's ever a break-in, a fire, or a flood,
SimplySafe's agents are on it immediately.
They were also named America's best customer service by Newsweek,
which honestly tracks.
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Bobby boom
Come on
Okay, let's go to Morgan in Iowa
What up Morgan in Iowa?
Oh my God, I can't believe I got through
Welcome
So I'm so excited because I get to go see you tonight
And I saw on Instagram last night
That Mike D is also opening
And it makes me even more excited
Yeah, tonight's gonna be cool
I'm doing a stand-up show in Iowa
Two shows
Here's what happened, ready Amy
Ready.
It was the finale of Dancing with the Stars, and I'm playing a casino in Riverside, and I said,
I can't come.
I got to dance.
I say that a lot in my life.
And so, they were like, okay, we can move it, but we got to do two shows.
And I'm like, I'm in.
I'd love to do two shows because it's all that so quick.
And so these are my very final two shows, my stand-up tour tonight, and tomorrow night at the casino in Riverside, Iowa.
And then hopefully if I'm feeling pretty good, I got a little cold right now, I'm going to go and go to the Iowa Hawkeyes Football Complex, work out.
you know, it'd be a deal.
Yeah, I'm smired.
Yeah, you know, I gotta act like I know what I'm doing, though.
You got to like something like that.
You got to be like, put some blades on, you know?
So I'm gonna do two nights and I won't come back.
Hey, how you doing?
Morgan, you good?
Yeah, I'm good, even better.
Now I'm so excited for tonight.
I wasn't able to go because it pulled out, but then you added the other show, so now I can go.
Perfect.
Hey, love that.
And then I'll be playing the acoustic version of the emoji love song tonight.
Oh, sweet.
I just heard it.
Yeah, get on YouTube and learn it.
sing it long you'll be the one person singing back with me okay
oh for sure all right i'll see it tonight
all right thanks all right bye morgan that'd be cool here you
we got that
emochie love whoa
when I sing it acoustic though it's like this
we got that
emojis love whoa
whoa
oh
face when I go to bed
the flashing camera for your
photo cred
and when it gets awkward
I'll send you the face with the teeth
all right let's go around the
Amy, what's going on?
Well, this weekend, I'm just going to be hanging out with the fam.
I think rainy weather here in Nashville continues.
So I don't know.
Got to just figure out what we're going to do.
My husband and I are going to watch A Stars Born.
Oh, yeah.
Let me know.
It's a date night.
Lunchbox.
Oh, I'm going to watch the award show.
The Oscars.
Oh, yes.
Sunday.
I'm going to watch and see who wins.
And I guess maybe catch a couple movies this weekend because it's going to be bad weather.
And I got to know the movies that are up for best picture because I got to pick my winner.
They'll watch all of them?
I'll just couple and then I'll guess from those
because there's a couple that I'm like there's no chance they win
that Netflix movie's in it Roma
I took about that earlier
It's a Netflix movie
You can watch one of the pictures
That's easy enough
Hey Morgan 2 what are you doing this weekend
Honestly not much
I think I'm going to be Netflix binging
The Party Girl Morgan needs to go on the cage for a weekend
Do you want to go to Iowa with us?
You can't
No I really need to sleep
Like I am so sick
It's not even funny
You can go to Iowa and go to the shows
Going into the snow
While I'm sick does not sound fun at all
Saying you're more than welcome
Alright
Rap City
I'm gonna head out
Gotta go get on an airplane
See everybody in Iowa tonight
And tomorrow night
See you guys back here Monday
Oscars on Sunday night
Be back on by then
Have a great
Great, great weekend everybody
We'll see you next week
And don't forget
I don't know
I don't have anything to say about that one
Don't forget to
Love your neighbor
Don't forget to
don't sweat the petty things, don't pet the sweaty things.
My friend George used to say.
Yeah, there we go.
Bye, everybody.
Have a good day.
Check it out.
All right, if you have ever dealt with a traditional home security company, you know the drill.
Expensive monthly fees, contracts that lock you in for years, and waiting around for a technician to set everything up.
It's a lot.
Well, now they're Simply Safe.
They have completely changed the game.
Simply Safe has no long-term contracts, no hidden fees, no being trapped.
They earn your business by actually keeping you safe, not by locking you in.
Setting up is so easy.
You customize your system at simplysafe.com.
It ships to your door in a few days.
And with the app guided setup, you can have everything installed and armed in under an hour.
No technician needed.
And it's not just a camera.
It's a full ecosystem of sensors, cameras for inside and outside, and 24-7 professional monitoring.
If there's ever a break-in, a fire, or a flood, SimplySafe's agents are all
on it immediately. They were also named America's best customer service by Newsweek, which
honestly tracks. Right now, you can get 50% off your new system by visiting simplysafe.com
slash bones. That's half off at simplysafe.com slash bones. There's no safe like Simplysafe.
Service opens doors. And at American military university, it can open doors for the whole family.
If you have a loved one who served in the military, you may qualify for reduced tuition.
AMU offers flexible online programs designed to fit your schedule so you can keep moving forward wherever life takes you.
Learn more at AMU. APUS.edus.edu slash military.
Open doors to the future for you and your family with the help of American Military University.
That's AMU. APUS.org slash military.
Make every day feel epic in the all-new Hyundai Palisade Hybrid.
The Palisade hybrid is packed full of features, cutting edge tech, and up to an EPA estimated 619 miles of range on select trims and class leading interior space.
Seating configurations for 7-8 passengers, available H-track all-wheel drive so you can be ready to go anywhere in style.
Learn more about the Hyundai Palisade at HyundaiUSA.com.
Call 562-3-4-4603 for complete details.
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