The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby Brings In Future Country Stars From TikTok + Amy Presents Her Marriage Court Case + The Morning Corny...After Dark!
Episode Date: February 26, 2021Bobby brings in each of the four finalists from his search for new country artists on TikTok. Sean Williams, Brittany Moore, Taylor Acorn and Gray Robinson all come in to perform one of their songs an...d a cover! Amy brings us her situation that she had with her husband involving a towel. Per listener request…Amy delivers her “Morning Corny After Dark”. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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The Bobby Bones post show pre-show.
All right, thumbs up or thumbs down?
Here is, first of all, hooty and the blowfish doing
Only Want to Be With You, which I'm a Hooty lover, for sure, from back in the day.
I am a hooty lover.
Sounds weird, but yeah, I get it.
Turn it up.
So that's Hooty and the Blowfish, Only Want to Be With You.
Post Malone has covered Only Want to Be With You.
Have you heard it?
No, but I'm sure it's good.
Well, so it's for Pokemon, right?
Yeah, live concert.
Here is Post Maloney.
And there's also a studio version of it, too.
But here you go.
This is Post Malone.
Do we have any more than just that one little part?
Do we have like the beginning of it?
Yeah, what do you want?
Yeah, play from the start.
Here you go.
So, and he changed the word out because Darius loved the Dolphins and it was the Dolphins.
He changed it to Cowboys.
He's a Cowboys fan.
What are you thinking about that?
I like it.
Thumbs up.
Yeah, it's great, huh?
It's really good.
Does he have to pay Houdie for that?
No, you don't have to pay to cover a song, but you don't get any money for it.
Hootie gets the money.
The writers of the song will get the money, yeah.
Oh, yeah, because it's being used for a big deal, right?
He'll get money for some of the master, for some of the recording,
but it's so small compared to what the people get that wrote the song.
But yes.
But yeah, I thought I heard it yesterday.
Couldn't get there fast enough to hear it.
And that's all Darius tweet about it too.
It's like, this is great.
It's also going to make Darius feel cool.
That Post Malone, arguably, one of the, you know, more influential, you know, cool guys in music now is covering a hooty song.
Yeah.
really good. Who, Postmole? Yeah, he's so good. He's SoundCloud guy, right, Mike?
Yeah, originally. Like, started on SoundCloud? First single, yeah. That's where,
my first single is still sitting on SoundCloud and nobody will. It's only got five listens.
Nobody will pick me up. Tiger King, Season 2 could be hit a Netflix soon. What do you know about this,
Mike Dee? One of the guys did a cameo and he said, could expect it next month for it to come on Netflix.
I wonder what they're doing. Yeah, I'm just like not that excited about it, which is crazy
because last year I was all in.
I think we got a bit of overexposure after a while.
Tiger King was everywhere, but there was nothing going on.
Like Tiger King reminds me of the first part of coronavirus.
Yeah, we were in lockdown.
64 million people watched Tiger King the first time around.
And according to a couple of the original cast members,
the show could be making its return as early as next month.
In cameo videos, John Rinky said,
it's coming very soon.
And James Garrettson, I don't know these people are.
James Garrison says you should be looking for it in March or April.
Who's John Rinky and James Garrison?
The first guy is the guy with no legs.
He had like the prosthetic legs.
He got to remember.
Who's the nice guy, the one you actually liked in it?
And you work with Joe.
Oh, I do remember him.
Yeah, kind of skinny?
Yeah, that guy.
Who's the other guy?
I don't know the other guy.
I mean, Joe Exotic's got to be loving life and hate in life at the same time.
He continues to stay famous, but he can't do anything with it.
Well, he's in jail, so he's not loving life.
But I'm saying if you're in jail, this is the best news to have while you're in jail.
I guess.
Right.
He's like,
wow,
famous, but here I am.
But I can't enjoy it.
That's my point.
Like, if you're in jail and everything sucks,
at least you get some news of,
wow,
I can't believe people are caring about my story.
And then I'm famous out there.
And he has to feel a sense of importance.
It's probably mailing him letters.
People are sending him letters all the time.
So for jail,
I bet it's pretty cool.
But for life,
I bet it sucks.
Yes.
I wonder if they have to put him in,
like,
you know,
solitary stuff,
like if people are trying to beat him up
more than that he's famous.
but I don't know his situation.
I don't know if he already had to be kind of put in his own room.
I don't know what they do in there, dude.
What do you mean?
In jail?
Yeah, in jail.
But you always hear that, though.
Like, I always wonder, how do they know who everyone is?
Like, I guess they keep up with the world and watch the news, huh?
Or they have phones.
And just tell them like, hey, Tiger King's coming to your jail.
Kick him.
Yeah.
Or they talk to somebody on the, or somebody comes in from out.
Oh, and educates everyone?
And it's like, hey, this guy's freaking Tiger King.
Like all of that probably, there's probably a bunch of ways.
Let's see what else do I want to do here.
Flashback Friday, let's hit this.
Here we go.
The year is 2005.
Flashback Friday.
The biggest country selling on this day, 2005,
is Rascal Flats, Bless the Broken Road.
Every long, lost dream,
let me do where you are.
Others who broke my heart.
They were like more.
news story is the BTK killer
Dennis Radar was captured by Wichita
police and the FBI. He was
sentenced to 10 consecutive life sentences.
He, between
1974 and 1991, killed 10 people
in Wichita and Park City, Kansas.
He sent taunting letters to police and newspapers
describing the details of his crimes. They couldn't figure out
who he was. What was that show
we were watching? Mind Hunter.
Mind Hunter. And it was the
overarching
part all through the first season, his story,
and then they kind of get with them in the
second season. Yeah, pretty cool. And then they kind of cut the show. They canceled the show.
Oh, is that what happened? Not coming back. I wondered why I stopped. I think pandemic slowed it,
and then they went, we're not waiting. We're going to do other stuff. They cut the show. I guess they could
bring it back at some point. But right now, no, they aren't doing that. Here are some more morning corneys after dark,
because you're going to hear later in the show, Amy, do morning cornys. And some of these,
we just couldn't even put on the radio show. Some of these I'm barely going to be able to say.
All right, here we go. Raymond, hit me with that morning corny after dark.
And now the morning corny after dark.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Tara
Tara who?
Tara my clothes off
I don't know
Not that bad
Okay
Yeah no I'm starting
I'm starting light
I'm gonna get a little hard
Oh
Oh
Okay
What goes
What goes in hard and dry
But comes out wet
What goes in hard and dry
But comes out wet
Gum
Yeah
I think
I told that one in middle school.
You did?
Yeah, I think so.
Okay.
All right.
All right.
What do you...
I have an hard time.
What do you call a useless piece of skin on a penis?
What?
What do you call a useless piece of skin on a penis?
A man.
I don't know.
It's just mean.
I know.
All right?
I mean, I don't know.
Um, how do you...
Does it get worse?
Do you spot a blind man on a nude beach?
How do you spot a blind man?
A blind man?
Yeah, on a nude beach.
On a nude beach, blind man.
Well, it's not hard.
It's not hard.
You got it.
I can't.
I can't.
That's funny.
Okay.
Are we done?
That's all I got.
I mean, I don't know.
There's one here, but I can't.
I don't get it.
Okay, I like those that you don't get.
Go ahead.
Just read it.
Just read it.
Okay.
What do clowns get turned on by?
What do clowns get turned on by?
Balloon blow-up dolls.
Let's see.
Balloon.
I mean, I guess.
Yeah, I guess.
Okay.
Yeah.
That's not very good.
That struggles.
Any other one?
How, this one's not too bad, but kids might like it.
How?
He's not what.
Kids.
Go ahead.
How do you help a constipated person?
How?
You scare the crap out of them.
Okay.
There you go.
Close that up, Remundo.
That was morning corny after dark.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
You guys check out the Bobbycast.
It will be loaded up in just a few minutes.
It is with Eddie and I talking about songs.
People have one song.
Can you retire off one hit?
We tell you how much the biggest song's ever made off one song.
one of the big ones
is
Sting did ever step you take
How much he made off that one song
He wrote it by himself
But it's how
Can you retire off one song
That's basically it
We also talk to Brooke Eden
Who is a country music artist
Got a new song
It's doing really well right now
She
Used to open for me on my comedy tour
Just fantastic artist
So hope you
She was on America out of way back in the day
And she was really
She's like a really smart person
but because she had blonde hair
and was from Florida
they made her
dumb on the show
and like Tim Tebow
had to call her
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don't worry about this stuff
it's a crazy story
that's cool
that sounds cool
because she went to University
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interesting
she talks about that
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we started to think those might get popular, so we ended up making a little bit more. Some of the other
stuff, we just weren't able to, we can't make more. And I feel bad because some stuff is totally sold
out and it sold out super fast like the popular new maroon tie-dye collegiate.
And I'm getting messages from people that are upset, which I feel really bad and we'll
try to make more.
But just know that you can still, there's other stuff up there that we restocked that we've
been sold out of for a long time, like some camo items that are unisex.
And so people can check those out and then just feel good about whatever you do get because
you're a part of spreading joy to others and choosing joy for yourself.
It's a great reminder.
and just it's like Bobby Bone Show
B-Team merch.
Like you get to wear it out
and represent it
and run in and meet new people.
I have met listeners
because I'm wearing Pimpin-Joy
or they're wearing Pimpin-Joy,
and if you're wearing Pimpin-Joy and I see you,
I will...
Slap you on the butt.
I will track you down
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hey, what's embarrassing
is I've done that before
and I guess it was a gift
and the person didn't know
the Bobby Bones show
and they looked at me
like I was crazy
but I would say nine times out of 10
it's normally a listener
and they're like,
what up?
This is so cool.
Or maybe they just don't recognize me.
I think that's it.
I'll be at the airport.
I'll be like, Pimp of Joy, what up?
And they're like, hey, weird, no.
Stop yelling at me in the airport.
Leave my shirt alone.
It is fun.
Like, we've had listeners, like, traveling the world,
wearing their Pimp and Joy and, like, visiting Buckingham Palace.
And they, as a tourist, and they look over and they see another tourist with Pimp and Joy on.
And they've taken pictures in front of, like, historic landmarks and sent them to us.
And that's just the coolest thing because our listeners are connecting because of a,
a movement and a shirt and, you know.
I think it's cool when they, like, go to concerts,
and the artist is always like,
ah, I know, I know you, I know who you're into,
I know how you listen to us, that's cool.
Oh, yeah.
Like, yeah, they'll tag different artists, too.
We'll tag stuff.
We actually have artists that love our Pimp and Joyline, too, so it's fun.
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I have a note here that says you may have a possible endorsement for electric chair rail
company.
No, I was just throwing it out there, because I don't know.
something that's on the table is my dad possibly moving in with us, but the only, like, we just have
our bedroom downstairs, which is the main. And then, so he'd be upstairs, but it makes me nervous
him going up and down the stairs. Like, it can't happen, even if I'm there to help him.
Because if he were to fall, there's no way I could catch. So we need to probably install one of those
electric chair rails. That sounds bad. At first I was like, what?
I'd like some of the... Oh, you're like kill them? That's where I went. I'm like, you're in
Like a fun.
The thing is...
I started going any one of those from my house.
Yeah.
I kind of thought.
It can come in handy when I'm carrying a bunch of stuff up and down.
Like, I think I can just sit it on the chair and, like, press it up and then it'll go up there.
But I see my daughter totally being like, sweet.
I'm no longer taking the stairs.
Or, like, if my knees are bothering me, because sometimes they do, I can just take the chair.
But I, just throwing it out there.
Like, it could be a new...
That's what you need to get scuba on.
Scoob and Steve, she wants to endorse electric chair.
Real company.
Yeah.
I'm sure totally our demographic.
A lot of our listeners are probably looking for electric chairs to go up their stair rails.
But hey, other listeners that are listening to us, they may have parents that have to move in with them.
And they may be a caregiver.
A bathtub the other night.
I think I tweeted it maybe a couple weeks ago for really old people.
It's the one that you kind of open the door and just walk in.
Yeah.
And I was like, that rocks.
You can sit down.
They can't like lift their legs up.
Yes.
And it has you open the door.
Then you get in and you turn it on.
And then you have like this chair in there.
You lay back.
And I'm like, that's the most rocking bathtub I've ever seen.
Did you buy it?
No, because listeners started to say you had to let the water drain to open the door out.
But then I thought, I don't really need the door.
I don't.
I just step over it.
Right.
But no, I didn't buy it.
And this is right before we started remodeling our two bathrooms, which we're doing now, which our house is just a mess.
It's gutted.
We can't even go on our bedroom right now.
So we're in a guest room.
And how much longer are you going to live this way?
They said about six weeks total.
Because two at the same time flooded.
Because the showers the other people had in this house before that we came in,
I don't know what they were thinking.
They were awful.
And they were leaking into both floors so the floors are wet.
They had to rip all the floors out.
I've been posting Instagram stories of it on my Instagram.
Do you see the bathroom ripped out?
No, I've seen it.
It's a lot.
So just dealing with it.
And Arkansas Keith is here right now.
And so we got two rooms that are being demo.
and all day long you hear this.
Oh.
That sounds like Lion King.
Simba's there.
Yeah, yeah.
Do you watch Tiger Woods documentary?
I did.
Both things?
I finally, yeah, I finished it last night.
Dude, it's so, so good.
And I don't know if it's just the timing of everything with a car accident.
But just to get a perspective of what this dude has gone through in the last few years.
Or what he went through at the first few years?
The very beginning of his life, even.
Like, it's just a lot of stuff that I, you know, you read it.
You read bits and pieces.
But to see it all in like a, I guess it's a two-hour documentary, it's in two parts.
To see it all in two-hour documentary is really good to get a good idea of what he's gone through.
I'd say it's about three hours total.
I think each of them are about one and a half, maybe, sure.
I just sent myself a note to do that.
It's really good.
It's really good.
I keep forgetting.
And like Bobby said, you know, the beginning, the first part's really a lot about his career, career.
But that's important because if it wasn't for that part in his career, him dominated.
and being such a godlike icon in golf
and in like just sports in general,
I don't think the rest would have happened as bad as it did.
But also how he got to the godlike status.
From the very beginning.
It wasn't really fair for him.
He was kind of forced into that
and to live a life that he had no choices.
Like to get to that point,
you kind of feel bad for him
because he had no other options.
His dad was an ex-green beret,
trained him in golf like he was in the military.
It's, it's, I know.
know it's hard to look at somebody who was rich and famous and go, I feel bad for them.
I felt bad for Tiger.
It's almost like a breaking bad feeling as you're watching it.
You're like, gosh, you know, it's like he's doing a lot of, making a lot of bad decisions,
but I see where he started and I know kind of how he got there.
Yeah, it's a good point because he's like, well, he had cancer.
Talking about breaking bad.
And you're like, he needed money.
And you hate to see anyone going to make a meth, but you're like, oh, he needed money.
I mean, you're like, now I know how he got there.
So in a way, it's like, dang.
It's how you're going to grow up with a bunch of money
But he's like you're like
Oh, his dad's not treating him good
He's making him play other sports
He doesn't let him have
He made him break up with a girlfriend
Yeah
Yeah I mean that's
I think that that's
Learning the backstory of
A lot of people I think is super helpful
Especially high profile people
Because then it gives you a different
Level of compassion
For why
Maybe you see certain headlines
And instead of just judging like
Oh my gosh
What's wrong with him?
I can't
I mean that's really
with everyone.
A wanted guy gives himself up
after he can't take quarantining with his roommates anymore.
He gives what?
Gives himself up.
He's wanted.
Oh, he's like, I can't take it.
Yeah.
I'm going to jail.
He's like, this is it.
Arrest me.
He wants the other roommates.
There's a guy who was wanted by the police.
He turned himself in because according to police, he told him,
I'd rather go back to prison that have spent more time with the people I'm living with.
So he chose prisons, peace and quiet,
over spending more time locked up with his roommates.
Is it peace and quiet in there?
In prison?
Yeah.
I'm sure at some point, lights out.
Oh yeah, lights out, can't make a peep.
I think it's forced peace and quiet, but it is still peace and quiet.
I do have one other thing here.
It says Eddie wants to spill the tea.
I don't remember what this is because I think it's been written here for a couple days.
Kind of thing, remind me.
I don't know.
I just wrote down Eddie spills the tea.
I'm sure it's about lunchbox.
I know.
We can help you out with the head.
It's always about lunchbox.
Mike D, do you remember what Eddie?
Got it.
Oh, you know what it is.
Go ahead.
So he was in, I guess, the glass room or whatever, after the show one of these days.
and he's doing a video, I guess, on his
Instagram, and I hear him saying like,
hey, what's up guys?
You know, it's me, Lunchbox.
If you guys have any shirts to rip your colleges
and your school teams or whatever,
send them my way, I'll wear them and post them on my runs.
Size medium, dry fit, I like Nike.
And it's like, what?
He is literally...
Begging for workout clothes.
Begging for workout clothes.
And then's angling it to the listeners saying,
like, hey, I'll rep your team.
But really, in reality, he just wants
free clothes. I don't hate it. It's funny
because people fall for this and they're like, I'll sit it to you. Eddie, where'd you get that jacket
you're wearing? We bought this at what? Walmart? No, oh, we did. Yeah, we bought it at Walmart.
Yeah, going to a game. Yeah, when we went to a game. We were going to watch Arkansas
play. We stopped at Walmart and Eddie bought it on the rack. There you go. Any more questions,
lunchbox? Oh, yeah. Well, I mean, you wear a lot of free shirts you get also, but what happened
is I wear a Wichita State volleyball shirt when I go running and people ask me,
why do you wear Wichita State? Why do you rep them?
They gave me the shirt for free.
So then someone sent me something from Wayne State.
So then I was like, okay, and I wear a Lago Visto football shirt.
So I'm like, hey, guys, if you want me to rep your school, send me the shirt.
I like, I don't hate it.
It is funny, though, to be like.
To get on and ask is funny.
Gifts one thing.
Whatever.
I don't care.
Come on, man.
I was trying to spill the tea, dude.
Maybe you stretch that one a little too much tea.
You tried too hard, my man.
I mean, you just can't beat me.
You didn't come up with an idea again.
get free shirt, sorry.
But you didn't get that shirt for free, though.
I didn't know.
I bought this shirt.
I didn't buy that one.
All right, you guys, thank you for hanging out.
Listen to today's show.
Hopefully you come back and you check out the Bobbycast.
It's a really good one.
Amy's got four things with Amy Brown.
Caitlin's on that episode.
Yep.
Soar losers.
You can check that out over the weekend.
Movie mics, movie.
There's just a lot of podcasts.
We encourage you to check out some podcasts on the Nashville Podcast Network.
Enjoy today's show.
So, well, lunchbox, this is like you're like an influencer.
Yeah.
Okay.
I got, I may, I'll send you some stuff.
Maybe you can wear it on run.
Dry fit.
It's got to be dry fit medium, though.
Oh, it has to be dry fit.
Okay.
Yeah, I don't want, no, nothing else.
I can't wear anything running itchy and scratchy.
So funny.
The itchy and scratchy show.
All right.
What's that?
You didn't watch itgy and scratchy?
No.
No, man, sorry.
Where?
If you don't, A.
Nickelodeon?
Hey.
I-Y-K.
Y-K.
That one's always so hard for me.
If you know.
Oh.
Still didn't get it.
Thanks, Amy.
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Morning.
On the phone in Georgia is Deanna.
Hey, Deanna, how are you?
Good, how are you?
Doing pretty good. What can I help you with?
My girls and I watch the Facebook feed almost every day.
Not all, you know, not straight through.
But my 8-year-old wants to know when Eddie is going to take his sunglasses off.
So Eddie's been wearing sunglasses in the studio now for two weeks to see if it kind of catches.
You're wearing them right now?
Yeah, man.
Why do you say, yeah, man?
I want to feel cool.
I want to feel cool.
with it, but I'm going to be honest with you, man, like, it just dampers my personality. I feel like
I'm under a cloud all day. I don't like it. So after today, you're done with the sunglasses.
What do you think? Because, like, I think I look cool. Like, I see videos of me, you know,
that we post or whatever. Like, I do look kind of cool. But inside, I just feel like, how could
Bono do this all day? Like, how could these rock stars do this all day? I feel terrible when I get home.
I think it works for you. However, there are times when I'm looking to see if you're looking at me,
because I'm like, I really got a good funny joke here. And I can't tell it if I,
who I need to lay it to because I don't know if you're paying attention to me.
I'm looking at you. You just can't tell.
Here's the problem. It gets dark
and light in the bottom, so sometimes I have to
look a little of the left to just kind of see
the clear area. Are you saying no more
sunglasses after today? I would like to ask
you if I can stop wearing these. You can stop wearing these.
Hey, there's your answer, Deanna. No more sunglasses
after today. Yeah. What?
We stop wearing them.
Oh, she wants to stop. Oh, she's saying stop. Okay, yeah, yeah.
There you go. All right. Thank you, Diana.
Thank you. All right, bye-bye.
You know, I'm wearing crooks. I wear a
crocks up here most days if I'm just going to do the show and then go home and they're the
Luke Combs kind that have the liner in them which I love I wear them all the time however they've
somehow gotten wet and then re-dried and they smell oh that's not good like you let off a butt bomb
inside of it and I didn't realize that but can't was like what stinks I was like I got nothing
and she smelled the crock and was like we got to throw these away and so then she smelled my
feet and the smell won't leave my feet now it's like permanently tattooed onto my feet so I
scrub them, they still smell bad, and I don't have stinky feet.
And so I either need to find a new pair of these.
Can I put these in dishwasher with a lining?
Ooh, good question.
Oh, I think so.
I mean, I think you could probably put them in the washing machine.
I need to save them because I love them.
And I love putting them a four-wheel drive too.
Because, you know, if you have a crock and you put that back flap up forward, when they're
just slip on, that's two-wheel drive.
When you put the flap over the back of your leg and you got it, that's four-wheel drive.
I was walking in snow with them.
Interesting.
Well, that's probably when they got wet.
You know what?
I think we just came to the conclusion
of how my crocs got wet.
I mean, I don't know what.
Maybe there's some spray you can put in there
or start wearing socks with them.
Oh, like the one they use at the bowling alley?
Yeah.
Okay, I'm not going to wear a crox
if I got a bowling spray my shoes.
I don't know.
But that's the little inconvenience
we're going through this morning here.
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All right, Amy has brought something to marriage court.
Hit that music, Ramundo.
Amy, what's up today?
Well, so I just want to know who is right, who is wrong,
because we have hooks where our bath towels hang.
My husband's bath towel is on the left,
and mine is on the right.
That's just how it is.
Well, I guess there was only one towel
in the bathroom. Nothing in the drawers. I guess they were all in the laundry room and the one towel
was on my hook. And when he got a shower, he used it. Then he put it back on my hook. So I'm thinking
that's my towel right there on my hook. So I took a shower, used mine and I'm like, God, this does
feel kind of damp, but maybe it's from, you know, sometimes I'll use a towel twice or whatever.
Come to find out, he used my towel. And I just thought that that was so disgusting and not cool.
and I think that
I'm right
and he thinks he's right
because he's clean
and he put the towel
in his clean body
when you put the towel
on your clean body
he starts to put it on your BH
What?
I do not move my towel
What?
You don't dry your BH?
No but I mean
just like a rat
No
You don't?
No
I do
I have to
I dry my
Every part of me
gets dry
Maybe because y'all have
other things
hanging out over there
I guess
but I for sure, like, that's how I know to kill a towel.
Like, a towel gets killed immediately.
When it hits the VH, dead towel.
Yeah.
And that's the last thing I dry too.
Okay.
I would say because of that,
first of all, if there wasn't a towel on his pen, is he...
I don't know what I had in ask.
I don't know where he dried it.
Even if it's on his leg up and down, I don't want that.
Let me ask you this.
Are you the person, though, that does the laundry and puts
the towels back up on the hooks.
Yeah, I mean, or we fold them and put them in the drawer, yeah?
Yeah, but are you the one that normally does that?
So you're saying now, it's my fault because there was no clean towels folded.
They're very defensive.
Yeah, because I'm like, no, no, no, because here's what.
Can I please ask a question as the judge?
Oh, sorry, go ahead, Judge.
Thank you.
I, uh, have you set the expectation in the household that you clean towels and will have
towels cleaned all the time?
Probably.
Okay.
If you have set that expectation, he has come to,
understand it because I'm sure he has expectations on him too.
That there aren't towels.
That's your job that you've assigned yourself.
And the job is not done.
So he's just going to grab one and go.
And then put it back.
The problem is he put it back on my hook.
He should have moved it over to his hook or hampered it.
Okay.
I agree with that.
I thought it was just about him using that towel.
No, he used a towel and then was like, oh, I'll put it where I got it.
You think he was trying to pull one over on you?
I think he just put it back.
I think he didn't think it was that big of a deal.
So the problem is this isn't the first time this has happened.
Clearly, this is the first time I'm learning of it
because he did not think it was that big of a deal.
And I feel as though I am right and he is wrong.
I'm going to side with you.
Thank you.
But only because...
This is official.
Marriage court.
You can take it to him.
This is for sure.
This marriage court.
He can use the towel, but he shouldn't have put it back up.
Right.
And you need to do the towels.
Well, yeah, he can use my towel after me.
If he wants to put me all over him, that's fine.
But I do not want to rub anybody all over me.
Hey, you need to do more towels.
With a towel.
You need to clean the towels.
Okay.
So he loses the case or train him to do the towels.
No, he's trained.
You know, he can do the towels.
He should have just gone to the laundry room and gotten them out of the dryer.
He probably just thought.
Were there some ready?
And he didn't take them?
They were clean towels and he just didn't go get them?
Yeah, they're in the dryer.
Oh, I'd get some completely later.
Yeah, he totally loses it.
I thought there were just no cling towels at all.
He loses.
You win.
All damages go to Amy.
No more towel using, no more.
Because for sure he drives BH.
Community service.
You wipe that on you.
He now has to do all the laundry for weeks.
Okay.
Amy's taken over the courtroom.
You do win this one, though.
Thank you.
Okay, there you go.
That is another edition of Marriage Corps.
Thank you very much.
Fact Friday.
This is the most fun facts.
Amy could find all this week.
It is Fun Fact Friday.
Let's go.
Number five.
This story stick out to me
because Lunchbox is going to be going to space soon.
Maybe.
We don't want listeners to think he's for sure going to space.
If he wins the raffle, he will have to go to space.
Yes.
Right.
Well, you know what a close encounter is, right?
When you walk close to someone?
Well, that's what it's called when someone has an interaction with an alien.
I had a close encounter.
but there's different kinds or levels, the scale.
So a close encounter of the first kind is seeing a UFO.
Anyone ever had a close encounter with the first kind?
No, none of us, huh?
No.
Okay.
Okay, I'm going to skip to a close encounter of a third kind
is actually seeing an alien.
Okay.
Nobody?
Okay.
We didn't see one way to a three.
The fourth encounter is being abducted,
and then we'll just get to the seventh,
because the seventh kind is.
you know, being intimate with an alien.
So when you go to space lunchbox, if you meet the right alien lady.
Guys, I'm married.
But it's like going to Vegas.
What happens in space?
Vegas.
Good point.
If you're not on Earth, you don't have to do Earth things.
It's like international waters over here.
Number four.
Each of Daff Punk's helmets cost $65,000 to produce.
This member does not include their outfits, just the two helmets alone.
Well, they just broke up.
Is that why you're telling this story?
Oh, no, I didn't know idea.
I love this song.
They were together for 20-something years.
Yeah, I don't think a lot of people realized that.
They've been around for a long time.
No, I thought they were fair, like in the last 10 years.
No.
But they also always wore the helmets, for the most part.
I don't know what they look like.
I think that was their point.
I don't think anyone does.
Number three.
The eight-hour workday was adopted so people could evenly divide the 24 hours in a day.
Eight hours of labor, eight hours of recreation,
and eight hours of rest.
I also read, too, that humans are not supposed to go more than four hours in productivity
because then they start to wane.
So that's why four hours lunch, four hours.
Oh.
So you should, but I saw too a lot of humans now are skipping lunch, working straight through.
Okay.
So this is a reminder to get up and at least walk around, stretch your legs, take your eyes off the computer or something like that.
Is it a reminder of that?
I was just doing the numbers over here
Staying awake for more than 17 to 19 hours
Impairs your physical performance as much as being drunk
And Bobby, I know you've never had to sip with alcohol
But I know you've definitely been up that long
If I want to party, I just stay up
All right guys, we're going hard tonight
I'll have been up 19 hours by the time you come over
Remember when we were a kid? We'd just stay up for 24 hours
Oh, no problem
That is terrible for us
All right, what else? So terrible.
So in the Simpsons contract with Fox, a unique clause forbids the company from giving them any notes, making any cuts, exercising any creative control over episodes, and the producers have free reign to make fun of the network.
Nice. I need to get that with IHartRadio.
I mean, they probably added this clause way later in the show's career, right?
It was probably 10 years into it, I bet, when they've had some massive success.
We've been not this for a while.
Let me make a note here.
You start dogging the company.
Dear Bob Pittman.
I want no notes.
All right, there you go.
Fun fact Friday.
The latest from Nashville and Hollywood.
Morgan number two, 30 second skinny.
Lots of new music out today.
Miranda Lambert and L. King released their collaboration called Drunk and I Don't
to go home.
Brandon Ray released a new song called Used to.
So caught up girl watching you.
Caught of something I could get you
Willie Nelson released his new album called That's Life
Here's the title song
Each time I fight myself lying flat on my face
I just pick myself up and get back in the race
That's Life
I'm Morgan number two, that's your skinny
It's time for the good news
With Lunchbox
Stay at home is something good
snow plow driver in Wisconsin was driving, plowing the streets at 4 a.m.
Moving the snow when he sees, man, is that a little boy walking?
Does he have no shoes on?
It was a 5-year-old little boy, sub-zero temperatures walking in the snow without shoes.
And he pulls over and he's like, kid, where are you going?
He's like, oh, I was home alone, so I was going to walk to grandma and grandpa's house.
What turns out, he had his aunt that was sleeping in the other room that was babysitting
and the 4-year-old thought the aunt was gone.
so he's going to walk to grandma and grandpas without shoes.
Dang.
Good thing that snow plow driver saw that kid.
Mm-hmm. Could have been a not tell me something good.
I don't think that's a segment we've ever thought about doing.
Yeah, we've never done that one.
Yeah.
I mean, I thought about a lot of segments, but not a not tell me something good.
I don't think we should do that.
No, I don't either.
Great story, though, lunchbox.
That's what it's all about.
That was Tell Me Something Good.
Lobby Bones show.
Bonehead.
Story of the day.
This story comes to us from Miami,
Lord, a doctor was at the grocery store when someone wasn't maintaining six feet at distance.
And so the doctor punched the guy in the mouth.
Oh.
Yeah, she was arrested.
Dang.
And it was a woman.
Yeah, that's what I hit you with.
I hit that.
She just had let a hang out there.
It's so rare.
It's like a unicorn.
A woman bonehead?
Yeah, well, a doctor bonehead.
There's a couple unicorns here.
A woman bonehead, a doctor bonehead, at the same time.
I don't think it's ever happened before.
Yeah, a big time.
professional and a female.
But she loves her medicine and she loves health, obviously.
All right, there you go.
I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead story of the day.
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Let's play some easy trivia, which, by the way, Morgan is on a two-game winning streak.
She had never won at this game.
And the rest of the show is making fun of her saying she'd never win,
and she's pulled off two victories in a row.
Yeah, I'm pretty proud of myself.
Eddie is still wearing a sunglasses in case you guys are wondering.
This is the last day, though.
Yeah, cool.
We found out earlier.
Yeah.
Okay.
The game's like this.
It's a really easy trivia question.
You shouldn't miss it, but eventually everybody misses one.
Let's see how long you last.
Amy, you ready?
Ready.
What does a thermometer measure?
Temperature?
Correct.
Remember, nobody goes home in the first round.
Well.
How many wheels on a tricycle lunchbox?
Three.
Correct.
Eddie, the ancient Egyptians are famous for what kind of monument?
The pyramid.
Correct.
And Morgan, to wrap up round one, what does a genie live inside of in the movie Aladdin?
A lamp.
Correct.
Oh, wow, I would have said a bottle.
Yeah, I was good, Jamie.
I had a bottle, too.
I was there.
I like literally, I would have been out first round.
Well, we're not around two where you can go home if you miss it.
All right, it's easy trivia.
Amy, meteorology is the study of what?
Weather.
Correct.
Lunchbox, what fruit does raisins come from?
Oh, that's, I learned this other day.
My wife taught me grapes.
You just learned it?
Just learned it.
Correct.
I had no idea.
I was feeding my kid raisins and she was like, yeah, those are kind of like grapes.
They're just dried up.
And I was like, whoa.
Eddie, how many musicians are in a quartet?
A quartet would be.
Poor.
Correct.
Morgan, what bone protects your brain?
A bone protects your...
The skull?
Correct.
Amy, what kind of animal is Patrick on SpongeBob SquarePants?
What?
Patrick the Starfish.
Correct. Patrick Star.
Wow, Amy, good.
This is round three.
That was impressive.
Watchbox, how many colors are there in the rainbow?
He's getting his pin out.
You're going to draw the rainbow?
Well, I'm going to write it out.
Can I get some creoles?
I need colors.
I should know this because my kid watches rainbow song all the time.
How does that song go?
I don't know.
Roy B.
Jiv.
That doesn't sound right.
How many colors are there in the rainbow?
Roy.
Ray.
Okay, how much time do we get?
A couple days.
Are you going to talk about time?
You are the one that gets about 20 minutes an answer.
usually.
No.
Lunchbox?
I need an answer
pretty soon.
Roy B. Jiff.
Biggiv.
Roy B. Jiff.
A red,
orange, yellow, blue.
I don't need every color.
I just see how many are.
How many are there?
Indigo.
Should we go to break bones?
I need to answer now, lunchbox.
Give me eight.
So go with that.
Why do you think eight?
Well, I have Roy B. Jiv written down,
but I don't know if that's right.
If you have that written down, why would you go with eight?
He's already said eight.
But if you were going with what you wrote, what would you have written?
One, two, three.
Oh, that's seven.
Yeah.
So you're saying Roy B. Jib.
It's actually Roy G. B. B. B. B.
And it is seven, but you said eight.
You had it right. You had all the right. Everything right.
Oh, see, because I thought when I was saying it out loud, it didn't sound right.
Roy B. Jiv didn't sound right.
Right, because it's Roy G. Bibb.
So I was like, hmm, I need to add something there.
You missed it.
had every, if you just went with what you're written down, you had it.
Oh, man.
I hate to do it. Actually, I'd like to do it.
You've been boned.
You had it.
Dang.
Should pay attention more of that rainbow song.
But you still had it.
I know, I had it, and I had it wrong, and I had it.
Eddie.
Yeah, come on.
What do you call a group of wolves?
A pack.
Correct.
Morgan, what's the world's largest bird?
The largest bird?
Oh, man.
Easy trivia.
Morgan's our two-time champion.
Only two games she's ever won at this game.
Ostrich doesn't fly.
That's on a bird.
Bald eagle?
So walk me through here while you're thinking these things.
I heard you say a bald eagle?
Well, yeah, a bald eagle.
I mean, they have really big spans.
What did you say before that, an ostrich?
I said an ostrich, but they don't fly, so I don't think they're, they could be the,
hmm, they could be a bird.
But they just don't fly.
I feel like somewhere in my head, I've learned that ostriches aren't considered birds.
Did an answer lunchbox?
What's the world's largest bird?
Oh, man.
An eagle.
Oh, man.
It's an ostrich.
Are you kidding me?
Penguins also don't fly, and they're birds.
They're considered birds, though.
That was in my head.
And ostrich is a bird.
I don't think chickens really fly either.
But they can for a second.
I think that ostriches, maybe if they need to, they've...
Yeah.
They're wings.
They have wings.
Well, our two-tine defending champion, hit it.
You've been bow.
You've been bon.
Oh, bummer.
Amy.
Yep.
What's the hardest natural substance in the world?
Um, uh, diamond, I think.
Oh.
Is that your answer?
Yeah.
Correct.
That's great, Amy.
Eddie, what planet is closest to the sun?
Eddie, what planet is closest to the sun?
Why is the solar system so hard?
So, like, I'm going again,
Raging Idiot's my very energetic mother,
and it started with the sun.
Mercury, Mars,
that's where I get confused.
Is Mercury closest to the sun?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I was going to go Mars because of the rover
and that would make sense, but no, let's go Mercury.
Mercury is correct.
Amy, how many chambers are there in the human heart?
One, two, three, four.
Roy G.
I don't know.
Four or six.
Don't ask me why I'm even saying that.
I have no idea.
I feel like four.
Answer?
Four.
Correct.
Wow.
Eddie, come on.
Who is the only president to run unopposed?
Like he ran and no one challenged him?
Oh my gosh.
How am I supposed to know this?
That's impossible.
I don't know why, Bones, but the only president that's coming to my head
right now.
You're not going to get it.
I'm not?
Well, not with that logic.
Grover Cleveland.
Come on.
Hit me with that bell.
I knew when you said, I don't know why.
Because you know why this guy ran on a post.
He was the first president.
George Washington.
Oh, no.
Eddie, you know I'd love to do it to you.
Oh, no.
You've been boom.
You've been boom, buddy.
Our winner, Amy!
Easy to give him.
Amy, let me say this.
Yes.
You are the champion. Congratulations.
Thank you.
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Amy, congratulations.
Thank you.
Here's Amy's pile of stories.
So people are snooping Venmo histories and it's kind of getting in the way of relationships.
because, you know, people are like, wait, why did you pay this money to this person?
And what was that for?
And why that emoji?
Been there, right?
Wait, what?
It's a conversation.
Like, what?
Why did you chicken?
What did you do?
Oh, we went to lunch with the guys.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, of course.
I have not had that conversation.
It looks fishy because you're doing just emojis to describe what you paid for.
Are there any questionable who?
Yes, Ray, one time he sent me one with an egg plant.
I'm like, dude, why are you doing that?
You!
I'm saying, have there been any questionable ones where your wife is like,
who is this you paid money to?
No, no, just kind of.
It's mostly gambling stuff.
Like, she won't recognize the name and be like,
oh, it's one of lunchbox friends who we did like squares with.
It's just stuff like that.
I guess we haven't had those conversations,
but Kaylee Shore came in as a guest once,
and she found out her boyfriend was cheating on her through Venmo.
Because he had bought flowers for another girl on Venmo.
Yeah.
In relation to us, like, I guess me, you, Caitlin, like,
I realized something that we, someone we all mutually pay, then I realized somebody else.
Like, I realized something and I had to go to Caitlin right away and say, like, I didn't know this person paid this person.
I don't know what you're saying at all.
Well, I know, because I mean, I'm not really good.
Like you just talked a lot and said nothing.
Well, I'm not going to give details, but I, that's the first time I ever had Venmo history.
Like, I felt like I needed to have a conversation about it.
Okay, there you go.
Everybody got that?
Yeah, okay.
The TSA, uh, put out.
a list of things, suspicious devices and things that they have come through the airport.
And I have the top five that were confiscated.
A smoke grenade.
Something that looked like a pipe bomb only to find out it was a homemade humidor for cigars.
Wow.
And a concealed marijuana in a shampoo bottle.
Oh, man.
They probably thought they were getting away with that one.
They probably did.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
A long-barreled gun hidden in the lining of a suitcase.
That was Shay from Dan and Che.
Remember when he got busted for a gun?
Yeah.
And a suspicious electronic device, which had the potential to inadvertently explode.
My favorite is when you walk to the airport and they're like, none of this, this, this, and they have a picture of a bomb.
But it looks like a bomb from Looney Tunes.
Yes.
It's like the circle bomb with the fuse coming out of it.
He's holding it.
All right, what else?
So Scotty McCrary hit his pool water, like, which was freezing cold in North Carolina, but it was all for a,
good cause. Scottie shared a video of him
taking the polar plunge as part
of the Special Olympics North Carolina's
plunge, which is what
Ray Mundo's going to be doing this weekend.
Yep. Do you have a clip of this? Yep, right here.
There you go. What's up y'all? Scottie here.
It is freezing here in North Carolina, but
I am here to raise awareness and money for the Special
Olympics of North Carolina. We are going
to plunge in place.
Oh! Let's go.
No, okay. Overall,
the campaign has raised like $97,000,
but the goal is $250,000.
So you can actually donate
to Team Scotty if you want to
or figure out other ways to donate in your area.
All right, there you go. Thank you.
I'm Amy. That's my pile.
That was Amy's pile of stories.
It's time for the good news.
With Amy.
Tell me something good.
So just before the storm
really hit Austin, Chelsea Timmons
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to a family that needed it.
Well, she ended up getting
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She couldn't get her car moved.
AAA, their road services were totally busy.
So the family invited her in,
and she ended up staying with them
for five days in their spare bedroom,
which turns out when she wasn't able to return back to her apartment,
she found out she had lost water, power, all the things.
So actually being stuck at this family's house,
total strangers to her again,
she was just delivering their groceries.
Act was a blessing in disguise because her place had nothing.
How about that family saying, hey, come on in for a few days?
I know.
But, I mean, what do you do?
What do I do?
Good luck.
I think most of people will be like, well, good luck.
Well, it depends what the person looks like.
The family is.
If it's a dude.
Yeah, what?
Nina Richardson and Doug Condon, so shout out to them.
That's awesome.
That's what it's all about.
That was Tell Me Something Good.
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I think a lot of our audience
would be surprised to know
that Lunchbox's favorite artist of all time
is Tina Turner
you loved her since you were a kid because why?
Because we were driving to Chicago
to see my grandparents and we stopped at McDonald's
and the drive-thru
and when you buy a combo meal
you could get Tina Turner's greatest hit
cassette tape for $2.99 extra
and my mom bought the cassette
and we listened to it the whole way to Chicago
and I was like this is the most amazing thing
I've ever heard in my life.
I tell you why.
this is a story.
New documentary coming out on HBO Max about her.
I saw this.
You did?
I saw that it's coming and I, I mean, sign me up.
I will watch it the day it comes out.
I'm pumped.
Woo-hoo!
Here's a couple Tina Turner clips.
Here is, What's Love Got to Do With it?
Here is Simply the Best.
You know how old she is?
She's probably 78.
Yeah, 81 years old.
Oh.
And I can't say I'm a big Tina Turner fan.
I like, I respect what she's done.
in two different careers.
You know, Ike and Tina, which was terrible for her.
Yeah.
But then as a solo artist, obviously.
But Lunchbox loves her.
Like, can't get enough of her.
Cannot get enough of her.
I've read her autobiographies.
I did reports on her in college.
I mean...
You've seen her live?
I've seen her live twice.
He saw a very boring opening act, he says.
Oh my gosh.
In Santana, the first time I saw her,
I went to see her at the Alamo Dome.
And I'm telling you what?
This guy comes out and he was so boring.
Dangled his feet over the stage.
Some guy named Lino,
Richie and I was like, get this guy off
the state. He didn't even know Lionel Richel. I didn't know who
he was. He was so boring.
He's awesome. And then Tina came out and I was like
this is what it's all about. I love Lionel Richie.
Okay.
When is that coming out?
March 27. It's a month away.
Yeah. A little less than a month.
A little more than a month.
Whatever. I don't know. I can't do a date.
All right. Let's go over and get the morning corny.
The morning corny.
What do you call a mac and cheese that
all up in your face.
What do you call a mac and cheese that gets all up in your face?
Too close for comfort food.
All right, there you go.
That was the morning, corning.
The Friday morning conversation with Chris Jansen.
I got Chris Jansen's on, and he is playing the grandol Opry this weekend,
and I'll be hosting it.
We're trying to raise a bunch of money.
Hey, Chris, what's going on at the Opry this weekend exactly?
Tell our listeners.
Hey, good morning, and thanks for having me on.
So we are raising money to feed people, to help people, to help families.
And I think that, you know, you and I, man, we're no stranger to being part of if it's good for a good cause.
I want to be part of it.
And we're going to have a bunch of great artists a part of it this weekend and helping the people of this great country.
Yeah, Chris, myself, Travis Tritt, Haley Witters, we've teamed up with Feeding America.
So the entire hour of this Saturday's Opry Live is dedicated to raising awareness and raising funds to help.
It's a great show to watch, too.
Just straight up when you can watch it.
just on the Bobby Boneshow Facebook page.
It's on the Circle Network.
Like, we all just take that same feed and air it.
But the Grand Ole Opry, such an amazing place.
And, Chris, you were inducted 2018.
Dang, that feels like yesterday, doesn't it?
It's just as humbling as the first time.
It's one of my greatest honors and accomplishments of my life.
And, you know, I'm just so overly grateful for it, man.
It's something you never take for granted.
Chris's got four number ones.
And, you know, right now we're about to play.
Yeah, your new song,
call Waiting on Five. We're going to play a clip of that. But with waiting on five, kind of
explain to me what this song's about. It's an ode to the American working class heroes, man,
the men and women who get up and get it done. And, you know, they're waiting on a Friday
night to get a good time going, which is primarily my fan base. It's your fan base. It's the
listenership. And, you know, it's a lot of the heartbeat of America. I'm from the heartland,
just like you are. And I just wrote it for people like we grew up with, like people we grew up
around and and things i've always written about things that i see feel and and places i've been and man that
that is the real grit of what makes this country awesome and i love being around those people and i
wanted to give them something that made them feel good uh it felt celebratory and you know waiting
on five to get started on six whether that's to get started on a six pack if you're into beer drinking
or whatever but even if you're not you're just waiting on the six o'clock hour to get off of work
and get the weekend started.
That's what it's for, and it's, you know, it makes people feel good.
I was able to play it live this past week,
and just to watch the smile and expression on people's faces
was the biggest highlight and joy for me about the song.
And that's it, that was the whole premise behind it,
and that's exactly the attitude and what I wanted to get across,
and I'm just, I'm super grateful for it, man.
To see a smile on somebody's face in this time and day, you know,
it's been a really hard year.
So when you're able to at least provide a little bit of positivity, I think that's a blessing for everybody.
And, man, it's tenfold coming back to me when I see the blessings and smiles coming off of people's faces.
And so I hope that's what it brings.
I hope it brings some joy.
What was your last nine to five job?
I've made no cones before for a living.
I guess my last full nine to five job, though, was training horses and working in horse barns and Shelbyville, Tennessee.
and even in Franklin where I live now.
I said when I was nine years old,
I said I want to live in Franklin when I get big.
And so I now live near one of the farms
that I actually grew up riding horses on.
But I was in the walking horses
and all kinds of equestrian stuff growing up
and spent almost every summer in Middle Tennessee.
And so I straight up had, it was longer than nine to five jobs,
I'll tell you that.
I transitioned into music full time,
and then my nine to five job was Cutsis,
and I played there for one year when I moved here,
and it was an amazing journey in itself, you know,
and that kind of ties into you brought up being a member of the Opry.
Whenever I was invited to be a member by Keith Urban there,
you know, it was just 10 short steps across the alleyway to Tutsis from the Riemann.
And so, you know, to come from where we come from, man,
we've come a long way, and I'm just so grateful for those opportunities.
There he is. Chris Jansen, give him back again,
playing the Opry on Saturday night.
You guys, be sure to watch it because on Opry Live,
First, you're going to see three wonderful artists, Haley Witters, Chris Jansen, and Travis Tritt,
but also there's going to be a way for you to help out.
And a lot of people went through a lot of crap with this big winter storm and COVID.
So, Chris, pump that you're on.
Great that you're doing that too.
And hopefully I'll see you soon.
It's going to be a big blessing, man.
And I appreciate you, Bobby.
Thanks for having me on, brother.
The Friday morning conversation with future country stars from TikTok.
That's right.
So I got on TikTok.
Man, this point's been three weeks or so ago.
And I said, hey, go ahead and stitch with me here.
and I'll pick somebody and bring them to the studio.
Well, the four people that I picked for people to vote for,
I just brought all four of them in, honestly.
They were all so good and so different.
So in first are Brittany Moore and Sean Williams.
Hi, guys.
Hey.
Good to see you guys.
How weird is this?
That you're just playing on TikTok,
and next thing you know, you're on this stage in this studio.
Brittany, I'll ask you that first.
Is that weird?
It's kind of weird.
Yeah, I wasn't expecting this a month ago, for sure.
And you live in Nashville?
Yeah, I've been here for about two and a half years now.
And you're from where?
Fayetteville, Arkansas.
Guys had no idea.
Or did you?
No, I saw it.
When she came to, told me that.
And she was like, I'm from Fabio, and I'm like, holy crap, really?
And so then she said, we met on American Idol.
And to my credit, I remembered.
After you said that, did I not go?
This is where we were where we were standing, what we were wearing.
Yep, you validated the facts.
Because she said, do you remember me?
And I was like, oh, boy, that's a bad question for me.
She was like American Idol.
And then she said Savannah, Georgia.
And I was like, of course I do.
So you're here.
And by the way, you're so good.
Thank you so much.
And we're going to hear from you in a second.
you're going to sing it's going to be awesome.
So by the way, on TikTok, she is Brittany Moore Music, B-R-I-T-T-A-N-Y,
Brittany more music.
How did you get your TikTok followers for the most part?
Oh, goodness, that video.
I had 200 followers about when I posted that video, and I got about, I was up to like 16,000
like a day later.
So for me, for not being a very good social media person, I was pretty, pretty surprised.
That's really cool.
Can't complain.
Hey, good for you.
And Sean Williams is here on TikTok at Sean Williams official.
Sean, how are you?
Pretty good, Bobby.
How you doing?
Now you made the long drive here.
A little bit longer.
So your drive was how many hours?
About seven and a half.
You drove from where?
From Panama City, Florida.
And you're a TikTok guy, you have 83,000 followers.
It wasn't easy.
So what's been the key for you on TikTok to kind of gain these followers?
Mostly my wife.
She'll sit there and say, hey, this is trending right now.
You should do this.
And I'll listen to her.
That's funny because Caitlin will do that with me a little bit, too, my fiance.
She's like, hey, you know what people are doing right now?
Let's do this.
And I'll be like, oh, okay.
do it for you. I'm kind of dumb about
what 22 year olds are doing on TikTok.
Right. But I will say, man, you guys
both crushed it. You both deserve to be here.
And when I saw both your videos, I was like, I can't pick
who I like better. I just want my audience to hear all of them.
Yeah. So, Sean, when you see that I put you up
on your TikTok, did all your fans go crazy?
I think I fangirled. I felt like a high school kid all over again.
That's great, man. Okay. Well, let's hear some music.
You guys want to hear some music? Yeah. I think that's why we're here.
Let's start with you, Brittany.
So first, I would like to request the song that got you here, which is Jesus and Janice.
I heard you playing this.
I was like, well, got to meet her.
So why don't you give us a verse and a chorus of this is an original, right?
Yes, I wrote this with my friends, Aaron Clafton, S.J. McDonald, shout out to them.
And it's just kind of about my story about growing up in church and kind of being conflicted with like church, wanting to do church music, but also wanting to do country and kind of that battle.
So I kind of fall somewhere in the middle of Jesus and Janice.
I love it.
Here she is, Brittany Moore.
I was raised in the first pew,
but grew up on the backseat of the bus,
the Sunday school while child,
the count of one old preacher wants to trust.
My mama tried to keep me in the choir,
said I was bound for the brimstone and fire.
Sometimes you got to take the heat.
Sometimes you got to run.
With a Bible in one hand vinyl in the other,
Greyhound ticket to Woodstock summer
Found my salvation with those
Rock and Roll angels singing
I'll fly away me and Bobby McGeege on 316
On a Mercedes
Won't forget where I'm from
But I love where I landed
Yeah
Somewhere between
Jesus and Janet
Come on!
I love it! So good. I had goosebumps the whole time.
Thank you.
You know who hit me up about you as well was Edwin McCain.
Yeah, I know.
That was wild.
That was insane.
So Edwin McCain sings, I'll be your crying shoulder.
And him and I have become recent friends.
He came up on the show.
What happened there?
Did he just see your video or how'd that happen?
Yeah.
So I, like I said, I had no clue even what stitching was whenever I saw your video.
So I had to Google how to do that.
And then I saw that he had duet in my video, which that was the first notification I got.
And I was like, is this like Edwin McCain, Edwin McCain?
and sure enough it was.
It was Edward McCain, some guys lived down the road.
So, yeah, it was wild.
That's really cool.
Okay, let's go over to Sean Williams, who lives in Florida who drove up.
Sean, did you ever live in Nashville?
I did back in 2015.
And so you came, moved back home, you thought I'm going to try to do this at home,
still be a singer-songwriter.
It felt like I was just becoming another Broadway singer.
Like nothing's wrong with that.
I loved it.
But you start to kind of see the underlining of everything.
and how there's so many beautiful musicians down there,
but they're down there,
and you kind of get into this twist where I feel like,
I'm okay with that.
I was like, well, I want to go home.
Are you still playing in Florida?
Yes.
So where do you play in like a Friday night play at a place called
History Class Brewing Company?
I've got to go check that out.
History Class Brewing Company.
Okay.
Do people, they put money in your jar because you're so good?
Sometimes.
What's the most money you ever made?
And tips.
And tips.
I made 500 a couple weekends ago.
You kidding me?
That was for, I think it was a very cartoon song, Frozen.
You played Frozen?
I did.
Like, let it go.
On guitar?
Yes.
You still know it?
Partially.
Let me hear a little bit.
Listen, we got to play his original in the second.
He's going to tune up for us here.
He didn't know I was going to ask him to do this.
I may throw it like any money here.
I may say much cash like, no.
So is it like people, they start to drink and then they're like, we really want to hear, let it go.
And they just offer you money?
You hear in bars, you know, they start.
shouting like, free bird and whatnot.
And I typically tend to play everything that I get told to play.
Let me hear a little bit of it. Let it go from Frozen.
Well, snow glows wide on a mountain night.
Not a footprint to be seen.
A kingdom of isolation.
And it looks like I'm the king.
The wind is swirling like a storm inside.
I can't remember the words now, but
you gotta get your money, you gotta keep going, even make them up.
Let them in, don't let them see,
be the good girl you always have to be
concealed, don't feel, don't let them know
but now they know.
Come on, Sean!
Let it go, let it go!
That's good, don't blow your voice out.
Don't blow your voice out. That's a hard one.
That's good.
That's fun.
man. All right, Sean Williams, who met on TikTok. Now let's do a little of the song that got you here.
So the song is called Where You Left Me. Did you write this one?
Yes, sir, I did. Who did you write it with? I wrote it with myself.
Nice. Always a good writing partner. So let me hear some of this where you left me here.
I don't know what to say, a way to start. How I thought we fell in love.
where I opened up my heart
You promised you were different
That you felt the same
It's crazy
How fast things change
Because you want me
Only when you want me
But when I need you
You're not there
but when you call her text
I'll come running over
and I just wish that you
could see out that ain't there
and I know my word
I'll let you walk all over
and so I'm done with games
and sitting on your shelf
when you broke my heart
That's what set me free
And now I won't be
Where you left me
Come on
Nice job, man
Thank you very much
How in the world do you keep a voice?
I have no idea
It's like he's pushing it as hard as you can
Everybody's a whole time
It kind of feels like
You know kind of like Bob Seeger meets country music
You ever get the Bob Seeger comparison?
Oh yes
When you did Frozen I was like
This Bob Seeger doing Frozen
Silver Bullet Boy is back in 82
We got two people that I found on TikTok, Brittany Moore and Sean Williams.
How about this?
Brittany, I'd like to hear maybe some Jody Messina.
Can you give us a little bit of that?
I would love to.
Okay, here's you have the Britney Moore.
Baby, why don't you say we'd just get lost?
Leave this one horse town like two rebels without a cause.
I got people in Boston.
Ain't your daddy still in Des Moines?
We can pack up tomorrow tonight.
Let's flip a cold.
Carolina, Tails, California, somewhere greener,
somewhere warmer up in the mountains,
down by the ocean where it don't matter,
long as we're going somewhere together.
I've got a quota.
Hey, it's Carolina, Tails California.
Hey, come on.
Hey, Brittany, man.
Hey, Brittany.
You're killing it.
Do you feel good about your performance so far?
I feel pretty good.
You feel really good.
Thank you.
Sean,
yes.
You have a list of songs here that you cover.
I would like you to try.
Keith Whitley, don't close your eyes.
Oh, so good.
I know.
It's like, it's our jam.
Can you do that one?
Oh, yes, definitely.
Okay, here we go, Sean.
I know you loved him a long time ago.
Even now in my arms,
You still want him, I know
But darling this time
Let your memories die
When you hold me tonight
Well don't close your eyes
Don't close your eyes
Let it be me
And don't pretend it's him
in some fantasy
Well, darling just once
Let yesterday go
And you'll find more love
Than you'll ever know
Just hold me tight
When you love me tonight
And don't close your eyes
Nice job, Sean Williams.
Let me say I'm very happy with the turnout here today.
Brittany Moore and Sean Williams, two of the four from TikTok,
I was like, all right, let's vote.
But I'm bringing all four of them in.
And there they are.
Nice job, you two.
Thank you very much.
Coming up in the next segment, Taylor Acorn and Gray Robinson are going to perform.
And then one of them will win $1 million.
Oh, really?
Oh, man, I was like, this is awesome.
Interesting twist.
lunchbox started to sweat
giving away
the prize is to play
and for people to
like tons of people to hear you guys
right that's the goal
all right
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The Friday morning conversation with future country stars from TikTok.
So we had four people, Amy, on my TikTok, where I was like, man,
all four of you guys are so good. We were trying to find a winner.
but they were all four so good.
I brought all four of them in.
So we have our next two here, Taylor Acorn and Gray Robinson.
Let's clap for our guests, everybody.
Let's be warm and welcoming.
Taylor, how are you?
I'm so good.
How are you?
I'm good.
So I think at one point you were on this show because you had COVID.
Is that true?
Because you've never been interperformed, but we know you're,
I don't know if you still live with Kaylee Shore.
I live on my own now.
Okay, but you did and you both had COVID.
Yeah, all of us.
It was like early on.
quite the time, yeah, very early on.
When we were like, you have COVID, did you die?
Are you coming to us from heaven?
That was early.
It was weird.
Yeah.
After that, I had like, all of my family were like, are you okay?
Because I really didn't tell my mom or anything because my mom's one of those people that
it's like, you tell her.
And she's like, oh my gosh, you know, freaks out.
And I didn't told anybody.
And I had like so many people texting me like, are you okay?
Or like, you on your deathbed.
And we were fine.
I was honestly, probably the most fine out of the three of us.
but.
Well, you bounce back.
Hey, she's back.
She's back.
We're happy to have you here.
Thank you.
And so she's sitting in a clip and I was like, dang, it's so good.
You have on TikTok 97,000 followers.
Yeah.
How in the world did you accumulate so many followers on TikTok?
Honestly, I don't know.
I just started posting like emo covers and I think people started to like them.
And so I just kind of kept up with it.
And it's so fun for me because I love that genre of music so much.
So I don't know.
I kind of found like a little group of people that enjoy what I've been doing.
So yeah.
So you're a country artist who also likes emo music.
Yes, very much.
Which isn't that weird anymore because, listen, when I grew up, I'm the first generation that was into everything because we had streaming.
We had downloads, you know?
And so now you should like a lot of other stuff.
Do people give you a hard time for like an emo music and country?
No, not really.
I feel like that's been the one thing that's been really cool is that people.
are like, this is really dope. Like you're doing something a little different. And I feel like
people that are my age, they've grown up listening to the same thing. So I feel like they've
been really accepting of it, which is pretty cool. Where'd you grow up? I grew up,
well, I kind of moved around a little bit. I was, we lived in Minnesota for a few years and then,
but we moved to Pennsylvania when I was like 10. Yeah. Well, it brought you to Nashville.
I was working at Texas Roadhouse in Lynchburg, Virginia, and I just, I wanted to play music so bad.
And I had somebody reach out to me who is now, I guess he's my manager now, but he'd reached out to me and he was like, hey, I really think you should do this.
And I'd battled him with it for, I don't know, probably about a year.
I was like, I don't have any money to go out to Nashville.
I don't think I can do it.
And then finally it was like, I'm really unhappy here.
I don't want to work at Texas Roadhouse for the rest of my life.
So I moved in 2017 in April.
And I've been here ever since.
Well, here she is.
Taylor Acorn.
You're going to do an original first.
First and course of an original.
What song are you going to do for us?
It's a new song.
It's called True Crime.
Okay.
Yeah.
Everybody enjoy True Crime.
And we'll see if she has what it takes.
There's no prize here.
But all right, here you go, Taylor.
Could I swore you were the one.
With the way that you made me feel weightless
And Lord knows that I came undone
You took the pain in my heart and defaced it
Then you caught me off card
Left me standing there broken
Thought I knew who you were
God I don't understand it
Straight out of the movie scene
I thought that was you and me
I thought that was us
you could be my play your cards right under blankets of stores drunk and sleepless nights
I hate that I saw forever in your eyes you stole my heart and you ran like a true crime
now I lay here awake wondering where'd you go and did you ever feel the same guess I'll never know
I hate that I saw forever in your lies I stole my heart and you ran like a true crime
and you call me off God
left me standing they're broken oh yeah yeah
nice god Taylor Nacorn we're thinking about that Amy
I thought it was so good thank you I love Taylor's voice
Is that out there already not yet no oh a little
sneaky sneaky yeah yeah gray Robinson is here hi great good to see you good to see you
Where'd you grow up? I grew up in Greensboro North Carolina when'd you come to Nashville
2017 to go to Belmont just graduated.
Hey!
Music degree?
No, our songwriting and then music business, yeah.
So music-ish degree, right?
Songwriting and music?
What did you want?
Oh, why did you said music theory?
Oh, no, no.
I said, oh, no.
I said, I said, I did,
Bogle.
Sorry, cat tongue.
But you graduated a music degree?
Yes, music degree, yes.
What's the goal for you?
Just doing the songwriter artist thing
and just, yeah, things have kind of taken off
the past few weeks, so it's been kind of cool.
So when did you get on TikTok?
Like, maybe a month ago.
Oh, maybe.
Wow.
I know, and I don't even understand it.
I don't really even know how to work the app, but it's crazy how TikTok works.
So, yeah, just started, and this is now happening even on the show, so it's kind of cool.
Wow.
Well, good for you.
Thank you.
Don't even know how the app works, and she's up here.
She's like, wait, I'm on TikTok.
Someone's just been recording her from outside the house.
you sent in a cover of this city
and I was like, dang, that's really good.
And so, you're going to come in a play for us.
Would you consider yourself, if you had to pick one,
it's a tough category.
If you just would write songs only,
be a songwriter in Nashville,
make a living,
or you could only be a performer,
but you can't write songs.
You have to perform other people's songs your whole life.
Which would you do?
Oh, songwriter all the way.
Really?
Yeah, I love to write.
What's the worst song you ever wrote?
Honestly, I don't,
a lot of them, probably.
All right, Gray Robinson,
is here. This is an original song. What's it called? It's called Happy. Is it out now or is it also
a sneaky peekie? It's coming out next Friday, March 5th. So I'm super excited about that. Yes.
Cool. I'll tell you what we'll do. I program the Women of Our Heart Country. I do the
Amy Hosted and I do the music on it. I'll put it on there. I'll commit to it right now. I haven't even
heard it yet. Thank you. And Amy will say nice stuff about it. We haven't even heard it yet.
I know, but I believe in her. I believe in her. I'm just kidding. It's going to be great.
Yes. Thank you. Okay. Are you ready? Are you loose? Are you nervous? I'm ready.
Are you nervous?
I feel good.
Good, I like that.
All right, here we go.
Here is Gray Robinson doing happy.
Kissing for hours in the back of your car.
There's summer months where nothing else mattered waiting just to fall apart.
Would have thought we'd be caging up here after I hated you all of those years.
It's so good to see that you're doing well.
Oh, I'm happy.
Is you happy that I'm happy?
It took some time and a lot of things.
soul searching. Never thought that I would ever find the real thing, but I didn't. Whoever's where
it's going. I can see you're in love with the new bind, and it ain't hurting me that you
moved on. Finally found the beauty in her heart healing slowly, because look at us now, we can be
happy that we're happy. Look at us now. We can be happy that we're happy. We can be happy.
Good job.
Thank you.
I'm going to talk to Amy for a second.
You guys, Joe.
Here's the thing, Amy.
It's what I'm happy about.
Yeah.
Here's what I'm happy.
I'm happy.
All of them are good.
It's a relief.
Sometimes I'll do these things and I'll go, okay, come in.
We found you on the internet and they won't be good.
All four of our people were really good.
All right, I'm going back to them.
Hey, guys, I'm back.
Taylor Acorn, Gray Robinson are here.
Whenever I put you up on my TikTok and I was like, all right, you're in, what you think?
I was freaking out.
Nice.
because if she would have said,
another day,
I'd have been like, oh, no.
So what's happening?
Are you still considered
an independent artist, Taylor Acorn?
I am, yeah, very much so.
So what's the goal for you?
You're trying to get a record deal?
I mean, that would be amazing.
But, like, I don't know.
I'm just kind of, like, just happy to be here.
I like being able to put out music and stuff like that.
And so I just, I don't know,
as long as I can continue to do that.
But if I get, you know, signed somewhere in the mix of that, too, that would be awesome.
Can you pay the bills now just doing music?
Well, for the most part right now, yes.
Nice.
But for a while, it was like I had a side job too.
Good.
You need those.
So you appreciate when you can finally just do music.
Yes.
Like that's what it's all about.
If you grow up here, you're a rich kid and you're like, I can do whatever and I just do music, you're like, that's just a thing.
However, if you have to grind to be able to do music, even your worst day of,
creating, it's still better than your days of when you weren't doing what you loved.
Yeah.
So good for you.
Thank you.
Play us something else.
Give us a little bit of a cover here before we.
Here is Taylor Acorn.
Do something.
Let me have a request here.
Okay.
You say that you're a country artist who also likes to do some of the old, the punk stuff.
Yes.
Give us something in that vein.
Can you do that?
In that vein?
Yeah.
Okay.
Did you ever listen to the red jumpsuit apparatus?
I did.
Okay.
I'm going to do face down.
Okay.
Here we go.
I'm so nervous.
My fingers are like shaking.
Hey girl you know you drive me crazy
One walk puts the rhythm in my end
Still I never understand why you hang around
I see what's going down
Cover up with makeup in the mirror
Tell yourself it's never gonna happen again
You cry I'm all right and he swears he loves you
Do you feel like a man
When you push her around
Do you feel better now as she falls to the ground?
Well, I'll tell you, my friend, one day this world's got to win.
As your eyes crumbled down, a new life she has found.
That's great.
Thank you.
It works, too.
That's a cool switch up on that.
Thank you.
Do you feel like that?
Yeah, that's it right there.
Coming over to you now.
Hello. Cover me something here. What's the, what are you doing? So I'm doing bubbly by Colby Kelly.
Okay. Which by the way, can I, I hope this is not awkward for you, but she has the biggest engagement ring on her finger.
I'm just telling you, I look at her and it's like, it's hard to look right because it's so, it's massive.
When did you get engaged? I got engaged September 5th. Hey, congratulations. Thank you.
I'm actually jumping on a flight right after this to go plan a wedding, like literally leaving from here to the airport.
Where's your, why are you going to plan it somewhere else?
Well, from North...
Well, I'm actually not even getting married where I'm from.
Either way.
But, yeah, just getting married at the Greenbrier in West Virginia and just needed to...
There's a lot of things to do.
I just need to go now.
So what about this guy?
Yes.
Yeah.
What about him was like, okay, this is the one for me?
Well, we're high school, sweetheart.
Okay.
And we have been doing long distance for, like, almost four years.
Wow.
And then we're, like, both graduated.
and we're ready to get married.
What's his name?
First name?
His name's Zach.
Zach, you better hold on.
She's going to go to superstardom.
Better grab on.
Well, congratulations.
Thank you.
That's fantastic.
Thank you.
Okay, play, you say bubbly by Colby Kelly?
Yes.
Okay, here it is.
Play for a while now, and you got me feeling like a child now.
Because every time I see your bubbly face,
I get the tingles in a silly place to start in my toes, make me crinkle my toes,
Make me crank on my nose
Wherever it goes
I always know
That you make me smile
Please stay for a while now
Just take your time
Wherever you go
The rain is falling
On my window pain
But we're hiding in a safer place
Undercover staying dry and warm
You give me feelings that I adore
They start in my toes
Make me crank on my nose
Wherever it goes
I always know that you make me smile, please stay for a while now, just take your time
wherever you go.
Great job, Gray Robinson.
Okay, here's what we're going to do here.
Taylor Acorn, true crime, if I'm right here, comes out March 26th, right?
Is that true?
Or am I lying?
No, you're not lying.
It's true.
We're going to program that end to the women of my heart country for sure.
Thank you.
When it comes out.
And this next week, if we haven't made the list yet, Gray, I'm going to put yours
in there. So both of you guys
are just so good. I love
bringing in people that impress me
and have their own sound and their own reason for being here.
And you two definitely fit that. Just don't
let some
executive pull you
a direction you don't want to go. Because that's when you lose
yourself and then when it doesn't work you have nobody to
blame but you. So hang in there.
You both have something special. Thank you.
Thank you so much. Amy, what would you like to say
to them before we like to go? No, I mean, I'm just excited
to give anybody a chance
that gets to come in here and just to see
I think how crazy the world can be and how Taylor.
I love how she's just honest and she's like,
I'm so nervous my fingers are trembling a little bit.
I think that that's,
I love that feeling of it being so fresh and new for y'all.
And like Bobby said,
just stay true to who you are because, I mean,
who knows what's going to happen.
But I'm just excited that we have a platform too
with Women of IHeart Country to showcase your music,
like your songs and help them be heard by more people.
Well, thank you guys.
Stay on TikTok.
TikTok forever, right?
Everybody!
TikTok forever!
All right.
Follow them on Instagram.
Taylor, say your name.
I threw my sheet away.
What's your Instagram name or TikTok name?
It's Taylor Acorn one.
One?
There's another Taylor Acorn?
No.
No, no one.
You know what?
I think somebody made like a Taylor Acorn profile before I got to it
because every time I go on, I can't like change my name or anything.
And I think on TikTok when you try to,
they like don't let you do it for a couple months or whatever.
So I just stuck with Taylor Acorn one.
Okay.
Mine's the Gray Robinson
On everything
Same thing
There you go
Thank you guys
Let's clap him out of here
It's time for the good news
With Bobby
Tell me something good
A five-year-old Missouri girl
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But all of that's about to change
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and this is how we can help get her there.
That wild.
Love it.
It's a teacher.
They're pre-kindergarten teacher.
It's not like her aunt.
It's somebody she just ended up in her class.
Man, that's awesome.
Shout out Robin.
I think it's Mac, M-A-C-H.
That's a great story.
That's what it's all about.
That was Tell Me Something Good.
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Come on.
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Well, we talked about this yesterday in the post show,
but just an update about Lady Gaga's dogs.
On Wednesday night,
armed thieves shot Lady Gaga's dog walker
and stole two of her French bulldogs.
Fortunately now, the dog walker will be okay.
But the dogs are still missing.
There are no suspects.
Gaga is offering half a million dollar reward
for the return of her dogs.
So the name's Ryan Fisher.
He goes out with three French bulldogs.
Gustav Koji and Miss Asia around 9.40 p.m.
The video's out now because most folks have a doorbell camera.
And you see this small white car pull up right as the time he's coming out of the house.
I mean, it was planned right down to the moment.
Comes out of the house with the dogs.
They jump out of the car, a quick wrestle.
Boom, boom, they shoot him.
They grab the dogs, jump in the car, and take off.
Gosh, crazy.
They yelled, hey, give it up.
But he wasn't going to give it up.
And again, they shot him in the stomach with a semi-automatic handgun.
So, again, I'll say he's going to be okay, which is crazy to think.
get shot in your middle body
and be okay.
He's recovering well in the hospital.
She's gone. Like that wasn't
her house that we're coming from. She's off working,
I think shooting a movie in Rome.
So she's gone and they tell her
obviously she freaks out. She loves her dogs.
It wasn't just a dog napping. There's a gun too. So obviously now
it's an attempted murder as well.
So the end game here, which was what I
was worried, like how much? You could sell a French
bulldog for about $10,000 on
the black market, the dog market.
I don't know what that market will be. Underground.
Dog selling.
Sure, but I'm saying it's like the black market, sure.
But it's going to be tough to get out of this scot-free because if they don't have the papers,
they can probably only get $4,000 or $5,000 for these dogs.
Oh, wow.
Which is still a lot of money.
But maybe they know that if they can get money back from Lady Gaga.
I don't know.
I was thinking it's not like they can put in the description.
description, these are Lady Gaga's dogs.
Yeah, but I would think most of that, most of that, you know, underground stuff,
you don't have to put stuff in the description.
You just know, like, art.
You don't have to be like, stole it from this place.
Oh, right.
It's like, here it is.
Yeah.
Like, that's it.
They just put a picture off of Lady Gaga beside it.
But, you know, with Bitcoin now, like a lot of criminal activities done on Bitcoin
because there's no tracking it.
Right.
That's true.
So it's like, all right, we'll put your dogs in this place.
Give us your half a million dollars in Bitcoin.
They don't know where it goes.
So did they get a lot?
away with the two dogs because I know that one of them
was like, ran, got away or whatever.
They got away with the two dogs.
Okay, two dogs.
I don't know where that third dog is.
Mike, got it back, yeah.
They did get the...
But that's the latest.
A dog abduction where someone gets shot in the stomach,
almost killed.
She's offering half a million dollars.
This is quite the story.
Thank God nobody died.
Hopefully they get those dogs back.
Just for the sake of the dogs.
There's your first story.
Let's do some more news.
Here we go.
Bobby's other...
Story.
Sometimes you see the internet just go full dumb.
And yesterday I saw that.
The internet got dumb for no reason at all.
People started hashtagging not my potato head.
Potato Head.
So Mr. Potato Head, the brand, is just going to go by potato head now and be what they're
saying is neutral.
However, they didn't change Mr. Potato Head.
There is still a Mr. Potato Head and they're still a Mrs. Potato Head.
But they just want the overarching brand, the umbrella of it, and everything they make
under that brand to be potato head.
Huh. Okay.
Nothing changed.
And people were like,
we can't believe you.
You haven't thought about Mr. Potato Head in 20 years
and now you're getting butt hurt on the internet over it?
I was watching everybody tweet out, making it political.
Oh, not my potato head.
They literally didn't change Mr. Potato Head.
Nothing about Mr. Potato Head has changed.
Or Mrs. Potato Head.
You can so buy both of them.
But they just want all the products underneath the umbrella
to be under the Potato Head umbrella,
which probably would have been great to do forever ago.
Sure.
From the beginning.
So you didn't think it was just a Mr.
type thing.
But you would have thought on Twitter
that they took scissors and just cut his wiener off in front of everybody.
He doesn't have one.
He's a potato.
Well, hopefully one of the new ones, they have that where you can, you know.
Yeah, you can pop it on.
I saw so much outrage over this.
And I thought, you haven't, in your mind,
even thought of Mr. Potatoa head in 20 years.
People just look for reasons to be upset and to scream on the internet.
And then also the louder you are about it, the more attention it gets.
So if you really, I don't know.
Find something real to be passionate about.
That way when you are loud.
They literally didn't change Mr. Potato Head.
And even if they did, who cares?
It doesn't bother you.
No, just don't buy it.
It has no effect on your life.
If you don't want it, don't get it.
Finally in the news, the ACMs were announced, the nominees were announced this morning.
I'll read you some of the big categories.
Entertainer of the Year, Luke Bryan, Eric Church, Luke Combs, Thomas Redd, and Chris Stapleton.
And in case you're wondering, there are two big award shows.
There's the CMAs and the ACMs.
So you may hear like, well, we just had an award show in November.
Different award show.
There are two big ones.
This is the ACMs.
Those are the entertainer of the year.
Dirk's.
Eric Church, Luke Combs, Thomas, Rick, Chris Ableton.
Basically the same.
Maybe exactly the same.
That's right, Luke Combs.
Exactly.
No, except for Dirk's Bentley, exactly the same.
Wow.
Who's in male artists of the year.
Yeah.
Female artists of the year.
Kelsey Ballerini, Miranda Lambert,
Ashley McBride,
Marin Morris, Carly Pierce.
And then on and on.
Just looking at some stuff.
It's the stuff you would expect.
Nothing groundbreaking, nothing crazy.
Good luck to everybody.
I hope people will say that.
But honestly, right now, I just got the pages out.
The Raging Idiots didn't make the duo.
We didn't put out any music.
Yeah, I know.
I guess we put out live and Little Rock, huh?
Yeah, come on, man.
That counts.
And we probably streamed and sold more
than a lot of these artists.
But we get disrespected.
Oh, man.
This is because we do comedy.
We get disrespected.
Okay, there you go.
That is the news.
Close it up.
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All right, here's a voicemail. I believe it's a voicemail of a listener asking
us to bring back Amy's morning corny after dark. Here you go. I was just wanting to know if y'all
could do another morning corny after dark. Me and my wife absolutely love those. They are hilarious.
I have one for y'all. It's what is a sheep's favorite position? Sheep's den nine. That one's for you, Bobby.
Love the show. I finally get it. After the last time I didn't get it. Why? Why? Well, I'm, never mind.
I don't.
I didn't get it.
I was like,
now I do.
Okay.
Thank you.
It's wrong with you.
I know.
I didn't get it.
I get it.
Okay.
Amy, are you ready to give us some morning corny's after dark?
Raymundo, hit me with that.
And now the morning corny after dark.
What is six inches long?
What is six inches long, two inches wide and makes everyone go crazy?
What is six inches long, two inches wide,
It makes everyone go crazy.
A hundred dollar bill.
Good thing that was
Investigator,
dude.
We didn't have a trouble.
All right.
Hit me with another one.
What kind of bees make milk?
What kind of bees make milk?
Boobies.
I'm writing that one down.
All right.
There we go.
Why does the mermaid wear seashells?
Why does the mermaid wear seashells?
She grew out of her bee shells.
Why am I talking this way?
That's after dark.
That's the voice you get into immediately when it's after dark.
What the music does to you?
All right.
Hit me with one more.
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
To look for poo.
All right.
And that is.
Hit it right in the window.
That was morning corny after dark.
The ones I'm allowed to say.
There are a few on there that were really pushing it.
We'll do those in the post show.
I don't even know if I'm going to be able to physically say them, but I will try my best.
So in the post show, the podcast that we do, we keep going.
So listen to today's podcast and you'll hear some more of those.
They were a little closer to the lines that I felt comfortable with.
So nice job, Amy, morning, corny after dark.
Arkansas Keith has been in town.
You may have seen that on my Instagram.
There's a video of, we have a jukebox in the house.
We finally got working.
And so I'm playing Creedens, Clearwater Revival.
It's a band from the 60s, 70s.
And I love them because he had me listening to them when I was a kid.
I mean, heck, when I was in a school talent show, we played CCR as our talent, you know, our little school band.
And so we're playing on the jukebox and they're dancing.
They start dancing.
But we went around yesterday.
I took him to the Country Music Hall of Fame, which is great.
Took him to the Grand Ole Opry and toured him around the Opry.
And he's just like in Hogg Heaven.
It's like we went, we ordered some food.
We watched four episodes of Breaking Bobby Bones, which aren't out yet, but I have them.
And he loved those.
Oh, what happened?
How did that go?
For him?
Well, we were just going to watch two
because they're half-hour episodes
and I was like, man, I don't want to sit in here
and watch me for an hour
or for any more than an hour.
That's, you know, I only watch me for an hour.
Yeah, yeah.
Even in the mirror.
I'll only stand there and look at myself
for an hour at a time.
But we watched two of them
and he was like, man,
I didn't expect this to be so good.
You got any more?
And so I was like, yeah, we'll do one more.
We did another one.
He got any more?
You didn't expect for it to be good.
Well, I didn't expect to him.
Yeah, that's cool, man.
So we did that and went to bed.
I think him and Kaylon are breakfast right now.
So it's been great.
So that's all.
That's awesome.
I love it.
I'm not drinking coffee anymore as in I haven't been having these stomach issues.
And in my, this food allergy test that I took, it said that I was really allergic to coffee.
So even when I drink a tea and I put like espresso in there, because I hate it.
But I'll do it to kind of give me some energy in the morning.
I think it's really messing with my stomach.
So I'm doing no.
coffee at all, and I've been drinking sugar-free Red Bull, which is not better.
That is weird.
Weird substitution.
Interesting.
It's not good for me, but it's also I'm not allergic to it.
Because they didn't test for that stuff.
They don't have a Red Bull test.
The ingredients that are in there, I don't think they test.
Well, my stomach has a hurt for three days.
Oh, okay.
So then maybe you found out what it was.
So it definitely could be that.
I've got to find a way to not drink Red Bull anymore.
I drink about a half of a sugar-free can in the morning.
Do you crash?
No.
Oh, okay. I used two back in the day.
At Starbucks, my new thing, is it called a London fog.
Do you know what that is?
No. Tell me more.
I didn't either.
But Caitlin's like, if you're going to find some kind of caffeine,
so it's like a, it's a gray tea.
What do they call it?
Earl gray.
Earl gray.
Yeah.
With vanilla in it.
And the gray tea has a little bit of caffeine, so you kind of got to double up on those.
Come on.
But it's pretty good.
Sounds good.
Kind of my new drink at Starbucks.
What's it called London Fog?
London Fog, and then I get like,
It has vanilla in it.
That's what makes it good.
So that's kind of my life right now, guys.
I guess it's that acid in the coffee maybe.
I don't know, dude.
That's awesome, though, that you found out what it was.
I don't know for sure.
It could be one of the many things, but my allergic list is heavy.
My food allergy list.
There's like 40 things.
No tuna.
No sweet potatoes.
No kale.
And yesterday I had a tuna, sweet potato kale salad.
Uh-oh.
And it hurt your stomach?
Let me guess.
It's all the things I really like.
We have our Pimp and Joy lined up now,
Bobbybones.com, a lot of the stuff is selling out already. We don't keep any of the money,
and it's also just a wonderful brand with a wonderful message. Just a reminder, bobbybones.com,
if you want to go over and check that out. We've got a lot of voicemails last night.
Let's play voicemail number four, because we have a whole sheet of them here. I played that one about
Eddie. Oh my God, Eddie. Did you know how hot you look now? Like I've been watching the
TikToks. I'm a podcast listener. I had no idea you look so trim. You are a fit. You
You are swimming.
You are kind.
You are cute.
We are living for this new diet and this new bod.
It's been a couple drinks.
We love to see it.
Thank you so much.
Have a great day.
What is you talking about?
I was just about this person drunk.
Hey.
Man,
I'm talking about making me blush.
How long has it been since you've had women call and swooned me?
That's the first one.
No one's ever called it and swooned me.
But, man, I mean, that's cool.
You know, you work hard at something and you try to be disciplined.
And all right, I didn't know that it was that noticeable, but okay.
Here is Whitley from Nashville.
This is voicemail number two.
This is her, again, Eddie asking you for some advice.
I need some advice.
I have done really well eating this year.
And my question, I guess maybe for Eddie, would be,
how do you get rid of those cravings?
I do have a cheat mill every now and in, but my cheat mill is like half a pizza.
So how do you manage those cravings?
And if you do cheat a little, how do you manage doing it in a good portion?
Thanks for your advice.
Eddie, it's tough.
It's tough because, I mean, you just really can't cheat.
Like, if you do cheat, you just have to say this is one and that's it.
Like, and you just turn your, you don't even look at the food because we have like chips
of hoy and like Oreos in our cupboard.
and I have to see it every day
and I won't even look at where it is.
I know where it is.
It's two rows up
and I don't even look that way.
Nice.
Yeah, I don't even put that stuff in my house
because I can't or I'll eat it all.
It's so hard to control yourself.
Well, look at you, man.
Everybody's loving it.
Everybody's loving the new summer bod.
Hey, man, I dig it.
I have to keep this year round though,
so like it's going to be tough to upkeep.
Okay.
You don't believe me, but I'm going to do it.
You can't keep that until the wedding.
Okay.
All right, you guys, thank you guys for calling.
Feel free to hit us up.
877.
Bobby. That's our number. Don't forget Amy's Four Things podcast has Caitlin on it, my fiance.
It's getting good response, huh? Yeah. So many people have been posting nice messages and like
screenshoting that they're listening. They don't always do that. So something must be right.
All right. All right. Pimp and Joy stuff up at Bobbybones.com. Thank you guys.
Let me remind you guys up right now at Bobbybones.com. There's still some left our Pimp and Joy items.
Spread a message. We don't keep any.
of the money. All goes to great causes. Amy mentioned earlier that we've raised over $2 million
and been able to give it back for all sorts of things, from building homes for our military heroes
to St. Jude, animals. Yeah, food banks, even just like specific people, like that may need
a prosthetic leg or a wheelchair or different needs. Like, it's been really amazing to have,
have been joy to pull from, to sprinkle joy to other people. We can, we can, we won't.
we've never kept a single dollar.
So it's up now,
Bobby Bones.com,
our limited edition Pimp and Joy sweatpants,
tie-dye Pimp and Joy Collegiate Pullover,
purple Pimp and Joy Collegiate Pullover.
And also everything else
that we've had up there forever
that people like to be.
Yeah, lots of other things.
We also have hats,
like cute little camo dad hats
that we just restocked.
We were out of those for a while.
So maybe if you've never even just checked out
Pimp and Joy to see what it's about,
I mean, there's something for the whole family
or, you know, at least treat yourself
or maybe buy a gift
if you need a birthday present or something.
It could be a cool.
thing to tell them you're just spreading joy to others with it.
Go over to bobbybones.com. Check that out. Thank you guys. See you Monday. Bye everybody.
Get your Bobby Bones on.
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you know the drill. Expensive monthly fees, contracts that lock you in for years,
and waiting around for a technician to set everything up. It's a lot. Well, now they're
Simply Safe. They have completely changed the game. Simply Safe has no long-term contracts.
no hidden fees, no being trapped.
They earn your business by actually keeping you safe, not by locking you in.
Setting up is so easy.
You customize your system at simplysafe.com.
It ships to your door in a few days.
And with the app guided setup, you can have everything installed and armed in under an hour.
No technician needed.
And it's not just a camera.
It's a full ecosystem of sensors, cameras for inside and outside, and 24-7 professional monitoring.
If there's ever a break-in, a fire, or a flood,
SimplySafe's agents are on it immediately.
They were also named America's best customer service by Newsweek, which honestly tracks.
Right now, you can get 50% off your new system by visiting Simplysafe.com slash bones.
That's half off at simplysafe.com slash bones.
There's no safe like SimplySafe.
Service opens doors.
And at American military university, it can open doors for the whole family.
If you have a loved one who served in the military, you may quite,
for reduced tuition. AMU offers flexible online programs designed to fit your schedule so you can
keep moving forward wherever life takes you. Learn more at AMU. APUS.edus.edu slash military. Open doors to the
future for you and your family with the help of American Military University. That's AMU.
APUS.edu slash military.
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