The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby Buys A Jeep & Has Lunchbox Peaked

Episode Date: June 5, 2017

Bobby joins the jeep club, Lunchbox's prime years get questioned and Ray has dinner with Keith Urban Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Good morning. Welcome to Monday show. Let me welcome the whole studio here real quick. Make sure everybody. See what you. Yep, we're all here. I go on studio! Good morning.

I have a daughter's reaction in horror to her daddy's shaved face. Her dad hasn't shaved since 2012. Okay? First time since 2012. Here you go. I look different, okay? I don't like it. I know.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's still me. I don't like it. I know. I'm sorry, you guys. It's okay, baby. Like both kids are crying now.

Eddie, do you ever do you ask with your kids? Like, when you shaved, they think it's weird? When I grew my beard out and shaved, they stared at me for a little bit. They're like, whoa. That's so weird. They grew it out. When you grew it out, they stared at it. When I grew it out and I shaved it.

It's so extreme. They're just like, that's crazy. One time when I was seven years old, we were at my grandma's house in Chicago. My dad shaved his mustache for the first time ever. and I told him I was never going to talk to him again. I got so mad and I was like, you look so weird. I'm never talking to you again. I ran upstairs.

And you remember that vividly. Vividly. Vividly at Grandma's for Christmas. Wow. Well, everybody welcome. Today would be a fun day. It's also the first day that you can text in for the old Radio Hall of Fame deal. Yeah.

Everyone needs to go do it. We'll put that on socials. Okay. Don't downplay it. You need to say, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye. Start the show now. Here we go. Recognizing people doing cool things.

It's ICU. In her application to get into Yale University, Carolina Williams was asked to write a short essay on what she loves to do. So she wrote an essay on what she loves to do, and that's to order pizza from Papa Johns, and I got her into the Ivy League school. Yale wrote a note back. And they wrote, as a fellow lover of pizza,

I laughed out loud after reading your application. Apparently is really well written, too. Yes. And it was outside the box. I'm sure. Yale. And she also graduated top ten of her class. But again, you have to have these extra things.

The Sese matters. She crushed it with the pizza essay. Cool. I bet Papa John's better hook up, too. Also, when you're doing something out of the box for, like, Yale, it's all or nothing. Like, they're either going to look at you and they're the stupidest thing ever and you're not going to get in, or you're going to get in fully. Oh, yeah. I don't know.

I didn't apply there. Oh, you didn't? Shocking right now. Just Harvard. Carolina Williams, I see you. I see you. The Bobby Bones Show. Big Three Stories.

It's producer Raymond, Ariana Grande. honored the victims of the Manchester Attack with a benefit concert overseas yesterday. A bunch of A-lister's play to raise money. You can help out by going to red cross.org. Last night in sports, the Golden State Warriors beat the Cleveland Cavaliers 132 to 113.

They now lead the best of seven series, two games to zero. And finally, it's CMA week, three days away from the CMA music festival in Nashville, Tennessee. I went just looking at cars just Saturday. I was driving around. And I sat on a pair of old, like basically,

jorts and a tank top. Yeah. And so I just went, and I went to like four places. I'll tell you, a lot of places treat you like crap if you don't show up in nice clothes. Really? I'm not. Oh, they didn't think you were serious? Yeah.

Yeah, and it did that on purpose. Like, wow. I put on just, like, clothes if I was going out. Listen, I ain't going to work in New York anyway. I heard a lot more. But if I were, I put these clothes on. Right. And so I just went and showed up.

They wouldn't even look at me. It's like pretty woman. No, because I didn't go back to a. a place. I went to a lot of places and ended up getting a Jeep. That's what I'm saying. You should have rolled up to those other places, honked your horn and been like, a big mistake. Huge.

I told you. I had to go drive my new Jeep now. It was frustrating though. Because I would pull up and I would look around and then I walk inside and be like, hey, they'd be like, yeah, will help you? I'm like, yeah, I'm trying to look at a Jeep. They're like, well, I can through with their minds.

Well, your masculinity, the clothes you're wearing, then equal to the Jeep guy. And so, anyway. But you did it. I did it. And then it poured down. I took the top off and it poured. Sorry.

Oh, no. No. The Jeep is soaking wet. No. It was so probably, whatever. I'll tell you more about that later. Man, guy can't even try to buy a car now that people are judging. I felt like junior high all over again.

This is a body bone show. Body bone. Monday positivity. Time for a segment called Tell Me Something Good. And that's what we're going to do right now. Our goal is to tell you something good and make you feel good. Tell me something good. Because she's legally blind, Rachel Slater has a seeing eye dog named Parfay.

And when her dog pawed at her shoulder one night, waking her up, she assumed the dog had to go to the bathroom. But when she woke up, she's like, oh, something's up. So she's 66-year-old. Her heart was beating faster than normal. She was nauseous. Called 911. turns out her four-year-old golden retriever sensed heart failure.

Oh, my. Had her call the doctor. She went in and they were like, you're in, take you in right now. Dog saved her, dog saved her life. Wow. Isn't that crazy? Parfei the dog.

Saved her life. Roof, rough. Give that dog some granola. All right, Amy, you're up. A Vietnam vet got his lost dog tags back after 47 years. Yep, this guy, Mike. He lost his dog tags. Somewhere in the middle of the jungle.

Vietnam and a collector somehow came across these tags and decided, you know what, I feel like I need to get these back to the owner. Tracked him down, found him, gave him his dog bags. I bet that's really important to him. So important. Lunchbox. A couple years ago, Brad Bauer was on a spring break trip when he went diving into the ocean and he didn't realize there was a sandbar underneath, became paralyzed from the waist down,

and he was the water polo cat in, but he told friends, I'm going to walk across that stage at graduation and get my diploma. Well, graduation comes. No one's seen him walk yet. He got up out of that wheelchair, walked across, and got that diploma. Dang. That's cool. So much to talk about today.

One of the topics of discussion a little later on is has lunchbox peaked? This is brought out by another member of the show. I just give you a little. What? What? After Lunchbox's weak performance in the beer funneling, people in the studio are starting to question whether or not lunchbox has peaked. The beer ball in competition, the maple syrup chug, the not bowling a 180. Like, he just continues to fit.

This is not my topic, but this was sent to me, and I do believe it is something we should talk about. That would come up. Fine. Have you peek. Well, just think about it. I'm giving you time to formulate a response. All right. I'll marinate on that.

It's a big week in Nashville because it's CMA Music Festival Week. And so, which means everybody comes to town, and the Stanley Cubs here in town, which means everybody comes down. So, yeah, it's quite the week. Just for, like, me and us and. Like it's a packed week because I'm doing like on stage announcements. I guess we all are at the big stadium. And then the raging idiots are band. Eddie and I's band are playing the second biggest stage, which is on the river.

It's like that's your one step away from the big stage. Yeah, yeah. People are like, how do the raging idiots play? You may not know this, but we tour quite well. Yeah. Like people actually come to our shows. It's crazy. We can't believe it either.

We need to get bigger and bigger. So we're doing radio. We're being radio people. We're being musical artists. And then I'm playing and doing a whole thing. Which I'm kind of ridiculous. It was like Keith Urban. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Bobby Boones. Another stuff. And I'm like, wait, people are going to get stuck in my show and be like, where's the real stars? But I'm like... That's the HGTV long time? So I'm doing like a thing and then a comedy set and then I'm playing a little bit of music. I wouldn't tell anybody, but Lentzy's going to be my backup guitar player on that one. She's pretty solid.

And so, yeah, so I go out. So it's a lot of stuff this week. And there's a... Oh, last night. I was writing joke. I won some award called the Innovator and Music Awards Award. Okay. So tomorrow night's the big award ceremony.

And I go, I'm supposed to, like, get up and talk and, like, accept this award. And I appreciate the award, but, you know, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know anything about this. Because I don't care if you guys come. I don't want you guys to worry about coming to these awards. Okay. Well, we still, I would still like to know what's going on.

Fine, okay, fine, won't come. Well, I have to write these jokes. So don't worry, I won't come. Nobody. And it's not invited. just an award thing and I never want you guys to come to a thing. We have to come to a thing. Okay.

Like, we have enough things. Yeah, but we may want to. Yeah, I do. But don't worry about me. Okay, okay. Like, I don't want any pressure. I won't come. So, I've been trying to write these jokes and I wrote some last night because I have to

get up and give this speech and I was told they were way too harsh. Because in my award. Because I don't care. Like, for me, an award, it's neat. Like, that's neat. But I want to get up there and I was going to, like, going to go at people. Like, roast people from accepting the award. Yeah.

And I was told I couldn't do it. Man, I wrote some scalding ones. Really? But they were funny to me. Well, can you share them here? If I can't show them there, do you think I can share them on the air? I don't know. I sent them to one person.

I was like, hey, you think these are funny? And they were like, oh, yeah, they're funny. But half the room's going to hate you when you're done. But I was like, but is the other half going to love me? Yeah. Yeah, because that's like. And they were like, probably not. They were very harsh.

But they were fun. I only went toward people that like. Whatever. So I have to write that. What is so, too, that's, I don't know. We have CMT interviews today and tomorrow, and so we're interviewing artists. And lunchbox, in every interview that you do, you have to fit in some reference to the seven dwarfs. I don't know anything about those guys.

It didn't matter. You have to fit in. You have to say the words of seven dwarfs inside your interviews. Like with every artist that you talked to over the next couple days, all right? Bobby Bohn-Jet. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. So this is pretty cool.

Brad Paisley surprised a high school graduation in Illinois on Friday. He showed up, played a couple songs, and then talked to the graduates, telling them to live in the moment and not take themselves too seriously. They said it was a surprise, but they had to do sound. I bet you a lot of kids knew he was coming. It's hard to keep a surprise like that lockdown, right? I guess. I mean, when there's a big Brad Paisley Banner on stage before he walks out, it'd be like, hey, I think somebody's coming out. No, it was cool.

Yeah, pretty neat, pretty neat. We got a new number one song in the country. It belongs to Brett Young, his song, in case you didn't know. Darius Ruckers, if I told you, is. is at number two, and Dan and Shay's How Not to is at the number three spot. I'm Amy Thatcher, 30 Second Skinny. Lobby Bone Show. Bonehead.

Story of the day. This story comes to us from Albuquerque, New Mexico. A man was at the bank, and he was like, I'm just going to be a second, so he leaves his car running, runs inside the bank to make a deposit, comes back out, cars gone, along with his phone and his wallet. But, oh, there's a billful laying in the parking lot. So he picks it up, and he texts his phone. He goes, hey, man, you got my car, but I got your wallet. You can come back to the bank and get it.

So the guy drives the car back to the bank. Police waiting for him. Oh. He probably thought he was going to do a little quick trade zies. Like, wow. Like, you just keep running. Like, you're caught, though. Yeah, either way, you're busted.

Yeah, because they have your wallet, so you're running as well, just be like, okay. Yeah, you must just run. Cuff me. No, keep running. Yeah, you got to run. You got to go. Don't give up. Ditch the car and say somebody had stole your wallet.

Oh, yeah. That's my... Report it stolen. Then you have to steal more than a car because you don't have your wallet. You got to steal everything. No. And then you get more trouble. No.

No, no, no, no. All you do is you take the car and you dump it. And then you give it a couple days. And you call and report your wallet lost and stolen. And then they think the same person who stole the car stole the wallet. Oh, man. That's genius. But you're like, no, it wasn't me.

That was somebody else. I need my wallet. I need my wallet. And whoever stole my wallet got the car, so please get them. Yeah, anyway. I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. Obviously, this guy didn't have the foresight that I would have if I were a car thief.

Toyota's test driving is flying car right now. I was watching a video of it. Like, it's a flying car. That's crazy. It's not a car that just like jumps up like a penguin and goes and they pops back down. Like thing flies and they hope to light the Olympic flamming 2020. So it's not 20. Again, this isn't forever away.

The Cardavator is being run by a group of 30 engineers. And so it's called SkyDrive. Anyway, it's pretty remarkable. We will see in our lifetime flying cars. No, we won't see flying infrastructure where it's like cars are higher than others and everybody's up in the air. Yeah.

But we'll see flying cars in our lifetime. And some people will have them. It's like the self-driving cars. So I get to get in one of those probably a couple weeks ago and I thought it was going to freak me out. Here's the thing. Robots are so much better than humans

and making decisions. Like just generally, they are. Look at every decision that's made, even in surgeries now a lot of the time. Robots are doing the hard stuff. Oh, but I get worried about the one time the robot's going to, I mean, I know we mess up, there's human error, but I just feel like... Way more human error than robot error. Okay.

So the one time the robot messes up is different than the 20 times the human messes up. Okay. And I thought it would be weird. It really was kind of, at first it was kind of creepy like, whoa, then you just trust it. It's like anything else when you use technology. That's crazy. I can't believe you tried that. I got in it.

I wasn't even in the driver's seat. Yeah, that's got to be so weird. I wasn't the other side of it. But when we were in California, we were going to play a stagecoach. We drove up beside a guy who was using the self-driving to drive on the highway. He was texting. He was like watching a movie on his phone. And the car was just flying down the road.

And we're like, this dude's not... Turns out it was a self-driver. Does he sit in the driver's seat, though? Okay. So he could take over controls if you wanted to. If he wanted to. Okay, cool. But just think of the times in production or whatever's happening.

machines are far consistently better than we are once they get calibrated right. That's it. We're done. What's going to happen in 50 years ago? Careers are going to be for us because they're taking away all labor. It's going to be all in the mind. Like what can you think? Because robots can't think.

So what can we do different than technology or robots? Yeah. Wow. So professions like, I'm going to be a poet in my next life. I want to come back in this write poetry. You know? Wait, flying a car, self-driving cars. Soon we'll have robots doing this job.

It's the Bobby Bones show. I tweeted out as I was looking for a Jeep, which, by the way, if you notice, my shoulders are a little broader, my pants a little tighter. It's because I got a Jeep. What does that mean? You figure it out.

But after months of just debating, am I going to get a Jeep or not? I wouldn't got a Jeep. I wouldn't look around. found one and I was like what do I know about jeeps? A lot now

guys spent the whole weekend researching and tweeting with listeners and I was like do I get a Rubicon or Sahara and to the average non-jeep person

like you guys you wouldn't know the difference to do it Rubicon so I went and drove on both the Sahara is more of

you gotta get on the highway and drive city Jeep it's like city jeep the Rubicons if you're doing a lot of offroad with big tires

and it sits higher and it's kind of shaky so obviously I'm with the Sahara because I'm not trying to drive off the... You can't... There's not a... As a normal onlooker, you wouldn't know the difference. I wouldn't know the difference.

Yeah. But, man, people are going to fight on my Twitter about that. I'm not going off-roading. You guys are crazy? Yeah. You got to keep anything clean. You got to at least get some mud on the tires, you know what I'm saying? I did rain, so yeah.

I told you. Like, I took the top off, drove 10 minutes to the store. Was a raindrop in sight. As I'm at the store. Oh, no. Horse. No, the Jeep is soaking wet. Of course.

Flooding inside the thing. And I took, whatever. Then I just went and stripped the whole thing down. Took the doors off, took the top off. There you go. I'm, I'm fully jeeping it. Now I've got to go get me a big Arkansas tire cover on the back. Yeah.

Of course. You got to get that hog back there. Probably got it. But the thing about jeeps, too, I didn't know, is that they're like Legos. They're actually built to do whatever you want to with them. Yeah. Everything's changeable. like tires, wheels, grills, guards, faces.

What do you mean changeable? It's like you can change. They have so many accessories. Yeah, it's like a thing. Every year new accessories come out. Oh, what colors. Like, I'm building a ferris wheel in the back of mine so Eddie's kids can ride. Oh, I love that.

Yeah. So, anyway, I got a Jeep. It was interesting. I have lots of Jeep stories, but, you know, and just my day of it. Drove it yesterday. I felt like everybody's looking at me like, dang, look at that, dude. Because driving new town indoors off and talking. Bob off.

I felt like everybody was like, man, I've seen a lot of manly men in my life, but nothing like that guy. Yeah. I was in my tights too, going to work out, going to box yesterday.

So maybe it equaled itself out. What? You wear your yoga tights to boxing? They're boxing tights, okay? What? They just transitioned to whatever sport you're doing? Yeah, because I see,

like, professional fighters and wrestlers wearing these tights. I've seen that. So, I guess, okay. So, yeah, I had them on.

But did you wear shorts over the tight? Oh, in boxing, yeah. There's just too much jumping around. Okay. And yoga, it's a little different. But I wore them to fight. Listen, I drove my Jeep to fight yesterday.

How manly does that get? Yeah. Tomorrow and the next day we'll have on lots of artists because it's CMA week. It's music festival just takes over the city. Secondly, CMT Awards are Wednesday night. And so it's promoting that as well. And we'll all be doing interviews with artists. But lunchbox, during yours, you must use the world.

words the seven dwarves in every single interview with every single artist somehow the seven dwarfs because you always have like how do i interview people i don't know what to do the only rule is in the next day that you bring in you have to talk about the seven dwarfs somewhere like let's say you were talking to edit throwing an artist at me any artist uh let's say Craig Campbell Campbell you're like hey man I was looking at your band play the other night man I was trying to I was trying to call look at seven dwarves that they're playing that's a big band you can't bring attention to it. Oh, so I can't just be like, oh, you know, who's your favorite of the seven dwarfs? You can probably do that once, but you can't do it over and over, and you can never do

the same kind of mention twice. Oh, man. Okay. But now you have something to think about other than, what do I talk this person about? So that's all I'm going to think about is the seven dwarfs all day, all day, every day. It's going to be like, oh, it's just two days for like an hour each. But yeah. Oh, well, that's not that dramatic. All day every day. It's all he's going to be thinking about. So tomorrow we come in with your interviews, that's what you'll have. Talk to him about the project, but you have to reference seven dwarfs somehow. Okay.

All right? Yeah. The Bobby Bone Show. Hey, Ray, you went to dinner. What kind of place was it? Ray's our audio producer in the glass room? Yeah, it was sushi, so they have that, lobster, a bunch of other C stuff. Okay, a C-stuff place.

A C-stuff, yes. So you go into the C-Stuff place, and who do you see? Yeah, well, yeah, me and Bay are on a date, and none other than Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman. Oh, wow. Nice. So A-Las couple for sure. As a couple, there's no bigger couple in country music. That's the biggest couple.

So they're sitting in the C-Stuff restaurant. Yeah, yeah. So they're at the sushi restaurant, and I was like, I didn't get a picture with them, but I was so confused that they're seating. They put them right next to the bar, which is right next to the kitchen with all the foot traffic. So me and my girl are almost kind of in an exclusive little VIP table. Keith Irvin and Nicole Kidman are sit right next to the bar

where everybody's coming through with dishes. like the wait staff's going back and forth right in front of them. It was probably the worst seating I've ever seen. I don't think they knew it was them. Oh, really? I think like when they booked the reservations, maybe they have a fake name

because if I would have been sat there with my girl, I would have asked for a different seat. I mean, there's guys walking by with fish that's like just about to get cut up and stuff. There's the people doing all the stuff right there in front of them. Wait, they walk by with like fresh fish they just caught. Yeah.

So wherever they were coming from the loading, Doc, that's right where they were walking. Oh, yeah. Not serious. He's like, they came straight from the pond. Dead Irvin sitting on the boat, doc. And when they were chopping up to sushi, if maybe they missed, probably some of it flew on Keith's plate.

Oh, stop. I'm just saying. Oh, wow. Their seats were that bad? Yeah, it was really, really bad. And nobody was bothering them? No, it was 5 o'clock. There was not too many people there.

It was me and my girl and them. It's good you didn't go up and bother them. The two rules is one, kids, Two, eating. That's when you don't mess with people for pictures or bother them. Yeah, if I would have saw them in the lobby or something, for sure would have went in for the picture. But they were eating in it was probably their private time. You know, they're trying to be romantic.

What were they eating? That looked just like a sushi roll. Fish, Bobby. Your average sushi roll, probably some lobster. It looked like they had lobster dip. Your average sushi roll with some lobster dip. Oh, my goodness. Interesting.

I mean, yeah, you would think if it's not that crowded, they get a better. spot. Ray's trying to convince us he got into the Stanley Cup finals. I don't buy it. He's like, he was posting pictures on his Twitter, like, but he's never in any of the pictures. And then you look and that same picture was put on like the NHL's Twitter account. There's people there that can prove I was there.

How did you get in? We're media. You weren't sitting in the media section. I know, but you said to me earlier you snuck in. So now your story's changed. I did sneak in. Okay. As media.

Nuck in as media? I snuck in and when somebody questioned me, I just said I'm media. Did you have a media credential? No. Okay, then that doesn't count. That's all you had to tell them, though. You can't just yell on media and it work. I need proof, Ray, whatever.

People out there that took pictures. Okay, please, someone come forward with a picture of Ray in the arena. He's so fully crap. All right, so the debate has been sparked. I think he's got a tweet. This is I'm wrong about country's biggest couple, because I said Keith. and Nicole are the biggest couple. They're like, what about Tim and Faith?

Oh. What about Garth and Trisha? That's true. No. No, those aren't the biggest couple. You're talking internationally? I'm talking straight up, who's the biggest couple? It's easily Keith and Nicole.

Okay, but what's your reasoning behind it? Is it because they are internationally famous? Famous? It's because it's not just music. Oh, yeah. It's movies and TV. It's movies. TV.

For both of them. It's music. It's also relevancy. True. How many number ones has Irbin had in the last bit? How many huge TV shows is Nicole Kidman had? Somebody argue with me. I'd love for it.

Yeah, Tim and Faith, the biggest one. You just love Tim and McGraw because he bought you a chair. My boy, and Faith is awesome. Listen, huge, yes. But no. We've got a new tour going on. Pound for pound. It's Keith and Nicole.

She sets that, she makes that couple, he's A-List. Their power. Yes, he's already A-List. And she's outside of music A-List. And she's been A-List forever. And maintained it. What about Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani? They're not even married.

Yeah. No. No. No. She is huge. She's okay. Yeah. She's big, famous, but yeah.

Man, I thought I brought a home run and you guys just said, eh. No. Eddie almost hit one of those tour buses that drive around Nashville. Like people come to town and they're like, all right, get in the bus. We'll take you and show you the site. I was just going home. I was leaving work and I was headed down the road on a one-way street. and I don't know where one of those tour buses

comes right in front of me so I obnoxiously lay the horn in. Wait, why? Well, because he wouldn't stop him. He just kept coming in and turning. And I just went right around him. Kept my hand on the horn, went right in front of him. And he looked at me, the driver looked at me

with this stare of like, I'm going to hurt you. Like you're being so annoyed. And then he reaches for his microphone, starts talking to it. I'm like, what's this guy saying? I get home. I look on Twitter. one of our listeners was on the bus. He goes, producer A, you almost hit my tour bus that I was on?

Wait, whose fault was it? It was his fault. I was on a one way just going, and he was coming out, turning on the one way. And so I said, yes, I was. So I was trying to get more information. He said, well, he said it was all your fault. And half of us on the bus, we all saw that it was his fault. But he got on the speaker.

I know he got on the speaker and said, like, sorry, this guy came out of nowhere, almost hit us, blazing down the road. First of all, the rocket doesn't blaze down the road. Yeah, your car's pretty old and meet up. I tried to get this guy's number. I was like, dude, can we call you, please? I want you to be in my defense, and he never responded back to me. You have to go to court?

No, just for you. No, just for a court of Bobby Monshow here. I believe it was probably his fault. Those buses, they're like those pedal taverns. They just get in the way. Oh, yeah. They pull out in front of people. Yeah, that's what happened, man.

We almost had a one-on-one collision. Here's what's happening this week. Today, voting for the National Radio Hall of Fame begins. How about that? I'm in that, by the way. Which Bobby's in, yes. Yeah. I'm up against Ryan Seacrest, so.

Yeah, but. So. Okay. What's the website people can go to a vote? Radiovote.com? Um, let me see. Yes, radiovote.com. If you go over there, it's a literal Radio Hall of Fame.

But again, I'm up against Ryan Seacrest. Can I tell people what they can do? They can text, right? Yeah, I think it's probably easier to vote to go to the website. All right. Radiovote.com, if you want to go there. It's also game for the Stanley Concecrestrester. final tonight in Nashville, pits up to one, and The Bachelorette is on ABC.

That's tonight. On Tuesday, National I Wear Day. Oh, shout out. Which, by the way, I wear big thick glasses. Here's the thing, I turn my glasses. I can't see without my glasses now. I've turned into an old man's like, I gotta get my glasses. I wear them so much that I have to have them now to see.

Wednesday at the CMT Music Awards, Kelsey Ballerini stops by Wednesday to world premiere a new song. On Thursday, Amy's doing Nash chat for Nashville on CM2. It's also National Best Friends Day on Thursday. On Friday, Raging Idiots play CMA Fest. Orange is the New Black, season five, added to Netflix, and Lady Annabellum's album Heartbreak comes out on Friday. And finally on Saturday, the City of Hope Celebrity softball game, which a lot of us are playing in. That happens on Saturday in Nashville. Injury report will follow Monday. Oh, man, please don't hurt yourself. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Wow, we'll have that too. So that's what's happening this week here. Let's go. Bobby Bones. The Bobby Bones Show. Lunchbox is upset at end of school pictures. I guess they're on your Facebook feed. Oh, my goodness.

When did this become a thing to take a picture of end of the year? Well, you don't have kids. Now, Eddie, you do have two kids. Yes. What are these things? Okay, so you don't do end of school pictures? No. Here's the number.

I'm going to give the number out, too, if anyone wants to jump in. 877-77 Bobby. there's beginning of school pictures when you take a picture of the kid. You're like, hey, go on in the second grade. I've seen those. And I get that. But now all of a sudden, everybody has last day of first grade pictures. Like, what are you doing?

Quit putting that on Facebook. Do the first of the year, and that's it. Are we going to put, oh, last day of spring break picture, last day of the third week picture? I mean, it is so annoying. And it fills up my whole Facebook feed. And I've never heard of it before. We didn't do that as kids. Why are we doing it now?

Why is so upset about that? It's so annoying. There are so many pictures, and there are so many ugly things on Facebook. That actually seems kind of pleasant. Yeah. Pictures of kids. You can kind of see how they changed from the first day of school to the last day of school. And they held a little sign, last day of first grade.

I mean, it's great. Okay. You know when he has kids, it's going to be all over the place. Yeah, he's going to be like halfway mark through the year taking a picture. Eddie, you don't do this, though? No, I don't do this. Uh-uh. We do do the whole, like, them with their backpack.

in their lunchbox before school, but no, we don't do the last day picture. I mean, not that, I don't have anything against it. He's doing a professional photo shoot. It's not, hey, they're just taking a picture of, like, walking out of the house. Yeah, for memories. Yeah. Yeah, but they made a nice little sign. Last day of third grade. So now you

hate the sign? I hate it all. I hate the last day of school picture. Why do you such a hater? The first day of school is fine. I get it, I understand. They're starting a new year. They didn't do anything. They're just going to summer. They finished. They're like, congratulations on the commencement of a year. Yeah.

Goodness. They're moving on to the next grade. I understand that, but you can just move on to the next grade without a big announcement. Well, I'll get some calls in a second. I'll give you this story that's kind of funny. Hey, mom is mad because she got the yearbook back. She has a kid. A kid's eight years old.

And in the picture, he has all his teeth. Oh, I saw this. But in real life, he had lost some teeth because if teeth fall out. Yeah, he's a kid. The mother was shocked to find her son's toothy grin was photoshopped for school pictures. I mean, his teeth look great. Yeah, you got to pay big bucks for that kind of dental work. The school photo company had straightened her eight-year-old's gap teeth.

She said her son's baby teeth from the year before were swapped in. So they took the old teeth and then just put them in the new mouth. That is so funny to me. That's awesome. I just want to say this. If there's ever a picture, me, and anyone happens to be editing, it's listening to the show. Boteroshop the crap out of it, made me look as good as possible. If I have nose hairs, teeth, I just went through this with work where I was.

I was like, hey, can you put the pictures up with me and my good teeth? Not the ones if I get my teeth fake, you know? But do you think it's different because you're an adult and this is a kid? Absolutely. Dana. Yeah. In Virginia. What would you like to say?

So for me, the end of the year, school pictures is about seeing how much my daughter has grown. And a lot of parents will take a picture with the kid wearing the same outfit of the school year. What are you thinking about that, lunchbox? You can see how much they've grown by looking at them. You don't need to post it to the world. But can you do a year to year or two? I mean, why would you post one in the next year then?

No, I get the first day of school. That's okay with me. Actually, looking at them, it's hard when you live with them. You don't notice the change. That's true. Dana, thank you. Thank you. I appreciate you.

I appreciate you. There it is. I got people on the phone that want to talk to lunchbox. Hey, Leanne and Tennessee, good morning. Good morning. Thank you for calling. What's going on? I think L.B.

might need some skittles, a sundrop, something. His blood sugar might be a little off. He needs to simmer down. Yeah, he's so upset that people on Facebook post beginning of the school year pictures and end of the school year pictures. See, that's the beauty of Facebook. You can just take your little thumb and keep on scrolling. Oh, got him. No, because then you scroll down to the next person. Simmer down. I agree. I appreciate you. Thank you. I appreciate you.

It's got a Melissa who's over here. Melissa in Gainesville, Florida. Hey, how are you? I'm good. Are you going to come to lunchboxes of defense? Yes. Yeah, I am. It does get old. Some of the end of school Facebook posts.

I will tell them, though, the one thing I think is worse is all the post, the end of school year, like overachieving. My kid graduated with the highest honors in the world. My kids getting a scholarship to Stanford. My kids. Dang, who are you friends with? Yeah, I'm under those. Hey, listen, let me just say this. why be upset that people are enjoying

or are proud of something like isn't that what we strive to be just proud of something to feel positive about something with so much negativity in the world today and you see a Facebook post that's proud that's shining light that is happy about something

can we just be happy that it's happy instead of angry that it's anything else that's my only question you don't have to love it but love that somebody else is loving it. There's so many people hating on everything out there. Let's just love that other people are loving things. That's all.

All I'm saying is give a piece of chance. That's all I'm saying. We're all just caught up. That's good point. All the time. Lunchbox comes in here. I hate pictures of kids on the internet. Well, I think.

Don't get on. When you put it that way. That's what it sounds like. Now, Melissa, I appreciate your call. I appreciate you for calling. Thank you. I appreciate you, Bobby. There we go.

See, and we can disagree on that, and it's okay. I'm going to go trash your Facebook page there right now. Melissa. I posted a picture last night of our show Facebook page. You got to see that? No. People are fighting on our show. I was like, this is why I don't go over to our show Facebook page.

Yeah. It's on my Twitter. Mr. Bobby Bones. All right, over to you, Amy. Let's skinny it up. Bobby Bones show. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 30.

second skinny. God, the celebrities, they get everything. CMT put out the list of all the items in the swag bag and they get like 55 amazing items from the CMT Music Awards that are coming up this Wednesday. Like what, though? Okay, like in the bag, you get two hours of

complimentary home organizing. I mean, I know what this company is because I follow them on Instagram. It's called the Home Edit. And it's amazing. I would love to have them in my house, but I'm sure it's like way too expensive, but they can already afford it. And then they get them to come to their house and organize for Two hours.

So what I hear, though, you get two hours of it. It's probably a five-hour deal and you got to pay for the other three. If you want the rest. Yeah. That's what I was here. I'm always looking at. They give you a taste of it and you're like, this is so awesome. I got to buy way more hours.

You get a soap set from Reese Witherspoon's brand. Private boxing, Bobby. You'd be into that. At the gym that I worked out yesterday, the exact same gym. To all the stars. Is it really? I've never seen anybody there. Except me.

I'm the only person. Like there's not even anybody else. There's not even other humans there. It's just me. Okay, well, Wonder Woman killed it at the box office this weekend. They made history, a female superhero. They made $100 million with the opening. It's the biggest opening for a female director as well.

So that's awesome. I'm Amy. That's your 30 seconds, skinny. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Bones show. We're getting a dumber as a race. For sure.

This is the human race. Why? Because there's an Uber driver on a golf course. She's driving around. Just following a GPS. Oh, yeah. Yeah, and they're like, wow. They're like, hey, dude.

He's like, it said go here. So I went. So a lost Uber driver caught driving through the middle of a golf course. He said he was trying to get to a barbecue. But he got lost. Yeah That's where

Common Sense just comes in But doesn't Aren't people just turning with their GPSes now I don't know how to get anywhere Like I don't I hit my phone and go to Google Maps Yesterday

I went to my girlfriend's house I didn't know how to get there I've been there many times But it was like hey I want to turn my GPS on So how she had to like direct me I don't know people's phone numbers I don't know directions

On how to get places Like unless it's on my phone I'm not even hating on this guy I'm saying we as a general human We're just getting dumber because technology is allowing us to How have you ended up with a golf course? No, I'm playing golf.

There's a guy yelling. He's like, I'm playing golf. I'm looking for a barbecue. Hey, have you seen the Smith residence? Oh, man. That's how technology is going to get us in the end. Not only is it getting smarter, it's making us dumber. That's why I'm nice to Alexa.

You guys are crazy being mean to that thing. Don't yell at her. No. She has friends. Don't think she doesn't have buddies that she's talking to. Because they all have little brooms they go into probably. Like how was your day, Alexa? Well, Bobby was a real jerk today.

And when the machines take over like on Terminator, I want to be on the good side of them. I mean, I'm like, Alexa, hope your day was good. I got nothing for you to do right now. Just checking in. I like to give my Alexa the day off sometimes. Oh, yeah. I at least check on her though still.

Okay. And I ask what's your favorite song, Alexa? What would you like to play? Oh. Yeah. Sometimes I like to feel her needs. Play whatever you want. Here's what I'm about to do.

And this is a very self-serving thing. But I'm going to do it, and I'm just going to tell you guys what's going to happen on Facebook. So today is the first day that they have this thing called the National Radio Hall of Fame where all the radio grates are in. Like the biggest big. And I haven't nominated this year. And I'm up against Ryan Seacrest. So it's like, am I really going to get in?

Probably not. But, and that's another reason I don't want to talk about it that much, because I hate talking about something. and then losing and having to come on and be like, remember that? Then we talked about, I didn't win.

And we could just act like it never happened. That's what we'll do. Now, I can't do that because once it's breached, it's there. All right. So it's two weeks and you can text in or you can, you know,

go to the website and vote and it didn't cost anything, obviously. And here's the thing too. If I go, you guys go with me, we go to the ceremony in another city. What?

All right. Let's vote. Vote. Let's vote. Come on, you all. Should have been voting before. Thank you very much, Amy.

I appreciate that. That's what friends are for. Amy's been the one like, hey, you should talk about it. You have to click that you're not a robot if you want them to take your vote seriously, though. Well, yeah, it's one of those things. Oh, yeah. That's what they call it? Captcha. Those weird codes?

Yeah. So, okay, I'm going to put it on Facebook, and you're going to see a fight breakout just because I put the image on Facebook. Oh, this is stupid. He should be in the Hall of Fame. Oh, yeah, your mama. That's what Facebook's going to be. I'm going to go put it up over there right now. But so there's that.

I've been thinking about what I can do to make this special. because really, nobody cares if I get on this. Like, really, nobody cares. Okay. Like, nobody cares. We do. Our listeners don't really care. Yeah.

If we were gone next month, that only would care that much. It'd take about a month of time for them to get their new morning routines the same. But I think, really, we're just people on the radio. Yeah. Like, let's just. I'd like to think that maybe they miss us more, but reality is, yeah. My favorite TV shows have been canceled. My favorite radio personalities were gone.

And you move on. And you move on. Yeah. It's life. But I'm going to put it up on Facebook and people are going to just go our rate. Because you know what? Probably I don't deserve to win it. I mean, I'm honestly too.

Let's just, and I hope I do, because it would be amazing. But I don't know. Like, it would be legit. It would be legit amazing. What's the text number? Well, you go radiovote.com. If you want to vote online and then you can text 10. The number 10, 10.

Mm-hmm. To 494-0. Text the word. See, there's too many. Text the word 10. to 494-00? Yeah. The word 10, the number 10.

Yeah, one-zero. Yes. Take too many numbers. Okay, fine. Just go to RadioVote.com. That's not hard. Okay. Anyway, there's that.

I'm going to post on our Facebook. So, we'll do that. Vote. I need a vacay. That's true. Mike D reviewed Wonder Woman. Said it was really good, by the way. Here's Mike D.

Our phone screener doing his Snapchat review. Just watch Wonder Woman. Now, she was the only good part in that Batman versus Superman movie they made, which was terrible. So I was really hoping they weren't going to screw up her movie. It did start out a little slow. They had to give all the back story

so it wasn't until about halfway through the movie where the action kind of starts and then it starts getting really good. Really made to forget about Batman versus Superman. I really don't even care about them anymore. Give me another Wonder Woman movie. A good first movie for her. I give it an A-minus. Hey, Mike D. What's up with the DJ voice, dude? Like 19... Hey, everybody. Come back to with the Wonder Woman

preview here, everybody. Huh? I didn't realize I was doing that. Do you hear it now? Kind of, yeah. Just watch Wonder Woman. Just watch... Yeah. Play everybody just coming out here in 1987 coming out to you here, playing a little something Z-Z-Top. Dang, dude, your inner 80s DJ coming out? I guess so.

All right. Let's do a little bit of stuff from Jason Aldine Rod here. It's a little more summertime for you here on your Monday mornings. June 5th. Woo! Cockcadoodle do, the rooster crows. And I hope you're crowing too here on all the country heads. Country K-I-T-K-K-K-K-K-K.

Yeah. So it kind of should be off-limits to propose that someone else's wedding, right? Yes. Yes, 100%. Duh. I would think so, too. You don't? I think it's a happiness. Like, someone is having a big moment and you want to be able to share in the happiness and it's kind of like, okay, like, it's love is love. Oh, this guy is talking about love and love. They're expressing their love and it's like a moment like, man, love, let's just go ahead and spread it. This coming from the guy that is all about him most of the time. If someone at your wedding proposed, you would be like, excuse me, no. You would be.

You're upstaging the bride. It's like, oh, you just got, like, you're taking the attention off. That's what a wedding is. It's attention. The wedding is an attention day for the bride and groom. And you're taking the attention off the attention day they just paid for. No, because the wedding is bigger than a proposal. Ooh, it doesn't matter.

You're still taking a lot of the attention. Yeah, like find your own special time. At your wedding, let's say that I proposed. at your wedding. Yeah. Do you know what the story coming out of that wedding would be? Not your wedding.

That's okay, though. No, it's not. You're full of crap. Why? Because love is love. Love is love. You're full of crap. You would be limited at me

and so is your wife. Okay, let's vote on this. We have four people in the room. Is it okay to propose at someone else's wedding? Say yes if you believe so. Yes. Say no if you don't. No.

Okay. Thank you. It's a democracy. That wins. Yeah. Here's the guy who jumps into a, Listen to this. Oh, this story is nuts.

This is bad. A guy in Illinois jumped into a river on Thursday to avoid paying his bar tab. Cops have searched for him for 24 hours. He's still missing. Whoa. He owed 30 bucks. He was drinking at a bar in Illinois on Thursday night. He got his tab.

There he go. And he ran and jumped into the river to avoid paying it. Then he disappeared. He's still missing. So here's the thing, though. Either he got away, Scott Free. and he's just, or he gone. I tend to think he got away.

I hope so. It's $30. But that's why I tend to think he got away. You don't? I think he'd go on. Wow, that's gonna be terribly sad. So here's a message, I just got this handed to me. They just put up here.

They wrote, we no longer require assistance from the public to identify him. Is that super morbid or he's okay? No, that means that means that they're relieving of that. Like, it's done. Or is it like, we feel. found him, don't worry about it. I don't know. I see it as he's just not here anymore. Yeah, I think he's past.

I think they're just, yeah, playing it safe, like in case he is gone. Like, they just want to be sort of nice about it. The police cryptically wrote on the Facebook page, they no longer require assistance from the public to identify him. Maybe they already know who he is, but they haven't found. I don't know. That's crazy. He just goes jumps in a river to avoid 30 bucks?

You want to update? Oh, no. What's the update? The body of 29-year-old... He's alive. I can tell it because he wouldn't read it like this. Go ahead. The body of 29-year-old, Ernest Prentick, was found in the river.

Oh, my goodness. He's not alive? No. Oh, man. So that's why they put that message up. Yeah. That sucks. Yeah.

How would you jump into such a strong? Because he's been drinking probably. I mean, sometimes you don't do the most rational things. I thought you were getting us with that tone. No. I wouldn't do that on this. Yes, you would. But you would do it in general.

Especially if he was alive, you'd be like, the body. Wow. That's a terrible story. Yeah. Kind of mad to brought it up. Be honest with you. Go back and not do that. Kind of hate that.

I brought that story up. People are still calling about lunchbox. And he's telling parents to stop posting end-of-school pictures. Like, he just doesn't want to see it. I have no problem with it. Kim and Gainesville, Florida. Good morning. Good morning.

How are you? I'm really good. Thank you for calling. What would you like to say? Well, first of all, I want to thank you guys. for being part of my morning commute. It makes it for a much nicer ride. So thank you to you and everyone in the crew.

I'm calling, like, the majority of people that I'm one of those people that do post the beginning and end of the year. And to add on to what the caller had said about not only is it a way to see the growth of your child from beginning to end, it's also in this day and age, it's our digital memory book. Nobody, myself very much on the top of the list, has time to, like, do the traditional memory book. and scrapbooks. So to me, Facebook is my digital memory book of keeping pictures, most importantly, of my children. And I took it even a step farther. One of my two sons actually graduated elementary school this year. So my picture was a collage from the beginning and end of preschool, the beginning and end of kindergarten and the beginning and end of his fourth grade year where he graduated

elementary school here. So to me, like I said, the digital memory. I love it. If it makes you happy, then do it. If it makes you happy and it's not hurting anybody else, then do it. Don't listen to people like lunchbox who are just trying to bring negativity into your life. You know what I'm saying, Kim? I totally agree with you. And, you know, if you can't have something nice on your Facebook page, then to me it's not worth putting it up. So when my children are high top of my list, what's the best in my life. Well, I appreciate you. That's awesome. And I appreciate you. Thank you very much. I mean, some people find that happy, and it's annoying to other people, and sort of like graduation from elementary school.

Don't even get me started on that. You can always mute. You can always mute people on your Facebook feed. Don't get him started on graduating from elementary school. I'm not going to get him started on it. You go headlines from the weekend. Here we go. Headline from the weekend, Amy.

Trip was canceled. I was supposed to leave town, and then I guess I became a hermit. I didn't see anybody this week. I thought you were going to your nephew's graduation. I was, and my husband made it. I did not. He was flying one airline. I was flying another, and mine kept getting delayed, delayed, delayed, delayed.

I bet you weren't flying Southwest. I was. You were? He was on Delta. Wow, that's rare. It was, my plane had a maintenance issue out in Florida. Yeah. So I guess they couldn't get it off the ground.

Then it made me nervous once they did get it off the ground. I'm like, okay? You shouldn't be nervous. People always say that like, if it's going up. Right. But didn't Delta is getting trouble for doing like, all those flights? That was United.

Oh. You know what? They're all the same to me. Except for Southwest, they're all the air on. Yes, I love Southwest. And yes, I would have trusted it. But it was just going to get me in to Houston, like, after 1 a.m.

And we were turning around and flying back the next day. And my husband was like, don't come. I think he just didn't want to have to come pick me up. But he's like, don't come, don't come. Lunchbox headline for the weekend. Party and party some more. I went to an outdoor wedding on Friday night. My neighbors got married in their backyard.

And that was awesome. And then Saturday night went to Florida Georgia Lines' new bar and watched the Stanley Cup. Do they have big, like, murals of those guys all over the place? Yes, they have murals, they have pictures of them. You got to be kidding. Like one staircase you walk up and it has all their albums, like, framed. And, oh, man, it is awesome. Like, it is.

FGL House is amazing. All right. That's cool. I guess I need another Jeep owner to call because I bought a Jeep. and supposed to wave at other Jeep owners. Apparently, it's like some club. Respect. That ain't happening.

Why? Why not? I don't wave at other people who wear dorky glasses. Yeah, but that's before you had a Jeep. No, but I'm saying, just because I, it meant something. I'm not waving it. Oh. Man, they have like Jeep retreats and everything that you go to for the weekends.

Again, I'm not going on a Jeep retreat. I buy a Jeep because I get used a little masculinity in my life. I'll be honest with you. Okay, you say all this now. You're signing up for a Jeep retreat, I bet. No, no retreats. Not going to go off. roading.

Give it a week. You're going to be like waving at all these jeeps all the time. Apparently, that's really a thing. Like. I feel like that's special. It's like some sort of a cool club. What's that club? I bought the same car as you.

Did all Mazda's wave at each other? Yeah. They do. I don't think it's a, no. But I do think it's a Jeep thing. Okay, well, I'm not in that club. I'm not in the club. Well, mine of are.

No. No, I didn't. Again, I don't wear everybody with a ball cap on. I don't give them the old point. Hey, you got a ball cap on like me. Oh. Well, what if they have the same team that you like? Yeah.

Then you got to. Then you give them respect. There are too many jeeps on the road. What was the Jeep ball cap? No. You need to get one of those. I've only had this name for like a day and a half. Oh my gosh.

What do you start wearing Jeep gear? Oh. A Jeep shirt and Jeep jacket. A Jeep key chain. With their little Jeep jokes. I bought a Jeep and it's four door. Those are legit. That's nice.

And so I took off all four of the doors. And I took off the top. and that left the house for 10 minutes. And that was it. There was a cloud in sight. It's just perfectly blue sky day. It could not have been a bluer sky day. Looked on the app, it was like, no chance of rain.

Tops off, just left the Jeep out there. Come back home. Oh, no. No. The Jeep is soaking wet. No. I had to get every towel out of my bathroom and try to dry that thing out. So day one was not a success.

ended up going and driving it later in the afternoon with all. I mean, listen, I feel pretty cool. I'm not going to lie to you. Like the air was like coming in. Although if you get on the highway, it's a little rough. I'm not going to lie to you. With all this stuff off. Oh, yeah.

So it's like, whiz-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-o-ch-ch-wish. I'm afraid to wave. I get blown out of the car. If I give any resistance with my hand, it's going to pick me up. But how can I mean I'd have side mirrors? It doesn't?

If you take the doors off, there are no side mirrors. Oh, that's true. Like, is that illegal? I don't know. It's a good question. I mean, I can poke my head out and look out the back. Yeah, you do that. So maybe I don't need side mirrors.

But yeah, everybody's like, you have to do the Jeep wave. Like, welcome to the club. I don't think that's going to be happening. It's cool. And you guys can borrow it if you want. Really? I think we should all ride in it. Yeah, let's go.

You know, like the whole show, like full house. You know where they're crossing the bridge and the convertible? That's how we should do it. Right. Yep. All right. There's a mail carrier you're arrested for feeding a dog. meatballs laced with nails.

That's so wrong. What? A North Alabama mail carrier could face up to 10 years in prison if convicted of feeding a dog meatballs that contained nails after an investigation following a complaint

that discovered she fed the meatballs with nails to at least one dog on her route. She was arrested in charge of aggravated cruelty to animals. So she had to do this this had to be a really thought-out thing. Yeah. It wasn't like she was angry at the dog

and just punched it, which by the way, don't do that either. But she had to go home. She had to have the idea. she had to go home, buy the meat, get the nails. Make the meat balls. Make the meat balls. Then put them in a container, then drive the route, get to the house.

There's just so much time in between this wrong decision. Oh, I got to talk about what was underneath the kid's bed. Oh, yes, please. A teenager's charge was putting a pressure cooker bomb underneath his ex-girlfriend's bed while she was at her graduation. It was one of those, what do you call those? there's like crock pot No but what do they pressure cooker

Yeah whatever they did It looks like crog pot Yeah So he's 18 years old He's been charged with this He broke into the home on May 18th When she was at her high school graduation He set the timer for 1 30 in the morning

And stayed listening for police scanners For news of an explosion The New Mexico teen could face up to 10 years In federal prison By the way I know he's 18 But you're an adult at 18 Like that's the number we've carved out

In our society of when you're an adult could face up to 10 years you should get every bit of that 10 Oh for sure Like she could have died Yeah Yeah And how creepy

Oh gosh He's listening to police scanners And To listen for the explosion Yeah The New Mexico teen Could face it That may sound like he's 13 or 14

Right No the New Mexico adult Should serve 10 years in prison If that's what it says here Like federal And that's the penitentiary Yeah That's where you should go buddy

Locked up That is bad news right there I got good news coming up though Tell me something good In just a few minutes Do you think your dog would save your life I got a story coming up man Ooh it's a good one

Speaking of animals They should throw that They should put him in the mail lady In the same room For 10 years The meatball nail lady Yeah He should have to eat her meatballs

Now we're talking He should have to eat her meatballs Yeah Or something like that Yeah Jeez Let's go Bobby Bones

The Bobby Bones show I forgot to say it, but what's wrong with people? What's wrong with people? Did you guys see a picture of the guy mowing his yard during the tornado? Yeah. It was unbelievable. Is that real?

Yes, it was in Canada. And his wife walked out to take a picture of the tornado. And it's humongous. And in a picture, her husband was mowing the yard. Yeah, I'm just like, la la la. And the picture went viral because she sent it to her parents to be like, hey, look at this tornado. And they were like, well, he's mowing during the tornado.

And so it starts to get spread. And they asked him, like, why were you mowing? He's like, because it was on my to-do list for my wife. I had an eye on the tornado, but I had to mow the yard. It's the biggest tornado I've ever seen, man. Yeah, there's no way. I'm like underground at that. If that thing is near me, no way.

This dude's just out mowing the yard. Ain't nothing. It's on my Twitter, if you want to see it, Mr. Bobby Bones, M.R. Bobby Bones. Hello, Nicole and Beaumont. How are you? I'm good. How are you? I'm really good.

What would you like to say? So I was just going to tell you that about two weekends ago, like the weekend before Memorial weekend, in Galveston, Texas, they had this go-topless weekend. And everybody brings their Jeeves, and they take the tops off the Jeep, and they ride up and down the Jeep. It's, like, a really huge deal.

And I think it would be really fun if you decided to go next year. Listen, you have to. I bought a Jeep. Everybody left me in the Jeep Club, Jeep Convention. Topless. I'm just trying to drive around. I'm just trying to, like, cruise. Two things.

One, have something kind of masculine. Two, wintertime when it snows, it's four-wheel drive. You'd be going to be calling me, being like, hey, can you be right to work? Oh, so I don't have to pick you up anymore. That's part of it. That's right. Love it. Chris in Virginia.

How are you? Hey, Bobby. I'm doing good. How are you doing? Thank you for calling. What's going on? Hey, I heard you talking about taking off the doors and not having any side mirrors. Yeah.

I just want to let you know that that is illegal. They actually sell aftermarket mirrors that you have to, one of two ways, they either bolt on to the vehicle, or you can get ones that actually stick right in the hole where the door comes off. When you take the door off and there's that empty hinge, you can actually stick it right in there. But, yeah, it's illegal to drive without the side mirrors, so you might want to pick yourself up a set of those. All right. I don't want to go to jail. Forget the Jeep. Dang.

Hey, appreciate you. I appreciate you. Lunchbox, what's up? Well, I have a friend with the Austin Police Department, and he said it is not illegal. You either have to have side mirrors or a rearview mirror. I have a rearview. So you're fine. Why don't you just get one of those handheld mirrors that you use in the bathroom?

I just hold it out. Every time you need a look, just hold it up. I'll just use my compact. I mean, I mean, I'm a man. I'm a man. Makeup mirror. Completely cancels out any bit of manhood. I'm like, huh.

Let me use my TV makeup here. Where's my Chanel. Look on the side there. How you guys can call us if you want, 877-Bobby. People still upset at Lunchbox about saying take your kids off of Facebook for end-of-school pictures. Hey, Doug, talk to Lunchbox for a second. Lunchbox, let me preface this with, you're not going to find a bigger fan, man. I got to tell you, I love it, what you do and what you stand for.

But as a great philosopher from Texas once said, George Strait, write this down. Wait till you have kids. Wait till you have kids. That's why I was telling him. Like, when he has kids, he's going to feel completely different about it. He's going to be posting every day. Day two of school. Day two of school.

Day 11 in school. It's going to be the same thing. Only first day of school. That's it. All right. Whatever you say. Appreciate that call, Doug. Appreciate you, buddy.

Appreciate you. Oh, my goodness. I'm just going to have kids. It'll be a whole different person. I can see it right now in his eyeballs, man. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. Yes, show.

Our producer. in the glass room. Raymond has some breaking news because every night that has a home game from the Nashville Preds in the playoffs, they bring out a country star to sing. Ray, what's the breaking news? Yeah, the national anthem is going to be sung by Tim and Faith. How do you know this? My girlfriend, and also it's also been confirmed by some news outlets. Oh. Oh. It's on the news. I thought it was your insider. My insider had it for me, asked, and she said it's guaranteed them. I thought there was a chance it might be Garth. Wait, wait, wait. Your insider's your girlfriend or the news?

Yeah. Did she tip off the news too? She tipped me off and then I was like, well, I'm not going to say anything until I see some news stuff. And I saw a couple reporters talking about it. Well, what's the use of breaking a story if you're waiting for the news? Yeah. Yeah. Well, I've been right on every one.

I just want to make sure I was right with this one. You were not riding every one. Yeah, I was. I said that Tricia Yearwood was singing the one time. I said it wasn't going to be Garth. I was right there. But you missed on. I said Martina McBride. I was right on.

The news said that one, by the way. That was out. Which one did he miss on when we couldn't guess it? Oh, when it was Kelly Clarkson. You didn't know Kelly Clarkson. All right, so I'm... Okay, that's what I'm saying. You haven't hit him all.

By the way, Ray went to the Stanley Cup, supposedly. Supposedly. There are no pictures of him in there. So that's why we don't believe him? Yes. He just stole pictures from the internet instead he was there. And then we're like, are there snapschats of you? Like, at least talking while filming.

Where are those? I don't have Snapchat. Okay. Where are the Instagram videos of you talking? Didn't take any Instagram video. There was no reception. When you're at a stadium with 20,000 people, you can't just randomly do all Instagram and Twitter.

But there were pictures that you posted, but you just weren't in them. What was the difference of posting one with you in them and one that you posted from the eyes? I was just taking fan photos. I wasn't trying to be a selfie. Oh, look at me, bragging. I'm at the Stanley Cup.

I was taking cool pictures that I can show my kids. You're lying. You are not. Prove you were there. I'm trying to still, I honestly took multiple pictures with some listeners. Let me see your phone, and let me see pictures in your phone.

you want to know the honest truth? Yes. My girlfriend was mad that I went to the game and she deleted all my pictures. No! No! He's lying! Because you were texting me during the game

and I said, Ray, why do you take a picture since you're at the game? And he goes, there's no reception. But he was able to text me fine. And your camera works without reception. Yeah, you can take pictures all you want.

You don't need a reception to take a picture. Well, there's ones of me floating around somewhere if those people would please post them. There's pictures out there of me in the building. You did not go to the game. Yes, I did.

If you think Ray went to the game, say aye. If you think Ray's lying, say aye. Aye. Why would you lie? That's something so trivial. I don't know how I could lie and also say, hey, guys, our regional president, I was there with him and his son. I just made that up at a thin air. How did you get into the game?

Snuck in. Okay, so with security being super locked down right now. Yeah, I snuck in. And then when they asked me, I just said I was media in there. All right, keep going. Why would they ask you what you're inside? First of all, you don't just sneak into this game. Yeah, you do.

No you don't. What if somebody wanted to do something bad? I could sneak in. Yeah, I mean, there is security. I was able to get past security. Okay, and then you got into the game, past security. I was in the game the whole time. I watched every second of the game.

And then someone came up to you and said, excuse me, sir, why are you in here? They said, sir, where's your bracelet? Because I was the only one there that didn't have a bracelet that lit up. Yeah. And I was like, I'm media. They didn't give me one. And they're like, oh, okay, cool.

You're good. You're good. So that's all you have to say is I'm media and they leave you alone. Yeah, and I was also very confident. I just walked past people, said I was media. Boom, kept going. I'm through a side door. Boom, boom, boom.

Boom, boom. Boom, boom. Boom, boom. Boom, boom. Let me get that. Boom, boom, boom. Ray, you're a lying. Not lying.

And then his girlfriend deleted all the pictures. Yeah. And then, all because of a bracelet. Why are you making your girlfriend look crazy town? No, it's the truth because she was jealous that I didn't take her to the game. And so she deleted every. Stop it. Stop. Why would she delete? I had a three-minute video of Martina McBride singing and she deleted the whole thing.

Why wait? She just threw a bit. Is it on deleting things on your phone? Bobby. You know. The pictures because she missed out on those memories. When Lindsay's mad at you, doesn't she go on your phone and don't just deleting things? And if she did, that would never happen again. One time. Seriously, would you break up with someone for that? Yes. If they went, if they were mad, I went somewhere.

And they got it to my phone and started deleting. images pictures. I'm out. That's outrageous. Ray, that's outrageous. It's a truth. Believe it or not. Are you, you think that's cool that your girlfriend did that? I thought it was hilarious because I was like, you know what? The fact that I didn't take you to the games and then you deleted those memories, you know what, I got to give you props on that way.

I have texted his girlfriend to find out if she deleted pictures. I'm waiting on a response. She may cover for him though if she's listening. Yeah. And if I was her, I would never admit to that even if I did. Oh, it's true. Ray, you're nuts, man. Yeah, she felt really bad about it, too.

$20 reward if there's a picture with you in the stadium, in the arena. There were ones taken. Yeah, okay. There's a $20 bounty out for that picture. I know, but I don't know why these people are waiting. Post the picture. Oh, my goodness. It's like Stanley Gate.

Hey, you're outrageous. Yeah. He's a liar. Oh, yeah. This is a guy named Jordan Davis. Like, he's got a big beard. Have you guys seen Jordan Davis a singer? Yeah.

He's got like this big, like a wood chopping beard. Good looking dude. Huge beard. Man, I wish I could grow a beard like this. Do it. I can't. You made me good? He has a song called Singles You Up.

If he ever singles you up. Have you ever heard this song? Nope. Okay, I'm going to play some for him. This is Jordan Davis singles you up. This is a really good song. He's just got a burly beard. Like, I got like a mangras on his dude.

I ain't heard you laugh like. in a long time I wonder if it stopped this world like you did mine just now I see you sipping white wine instead of whiskey and does he want you

to be just a little more city well I'm sorry if I'm overstepping boundaries I don't mean to be but I just got to tell you how I feel he's ever stupid enough I'm gonna be the first one

calling you baby This is new Calling him crazy You're new Trying her time Until you find At the right guy Staring you back

Into your eyes right now No rush But if he ever singles you up This is new from Jordan Davis Singles You Up Download this What's a good one here?

Play some more of it He hasn't even looked your way Since you walked in But I can't help It that I can't take my eyes Off of you Your favorite song Just came on in me

new singing along he don't even know what's thing's the word if he's ever stupid enough i'm gonna be the first one calling you baby if he ain't holy ain't treating you right i'm gonna be the first one calling him crazy a matter of time until you find it the right guy staring you back into your eyes right now no rush but if he ever sing as you know be the first to call me if i'm over Step in boundaries I don't need to be But I've just got to tell you how I feel Run at the right guy Staring you back into your eyes right

You ever see You like that, don't it? I like it. It's good, huh? I know. It's my first time hearing it And I'm already kind of really into it. I'll put it on my Snap story.

I guess you didn't see it, huh? My Insta story? Too many stories in my life. I got my life story, my Insan Story. How many stories do I write a book? I got four stories going right now. Too many stories. Anyway, singles you up from Jordan Davis.

Download that one. If he ain't holding me to it. Come on, y'all. Bollybone show. I have so many things we talk about. I was watching some of that Manchester benefit show yesterday. There are a lot of people there, man. A lot of people.

A lot. Like a sea of people. Anyway, it was really cool to see. But I was thinking, man, and I just don't think it would affect me, I guess. Because people were holding up signs that were like, we're not afraid. But a little bit, I think I'd have been afraid. Oh, me too, for sure.

I was reading headlines of people, you know, that was their stance. Like, we are not afraid. We're not going to let this stop us. And I was like, oh, I don't think I'd go. Like, I admire you for that. Not you. I know. Them.

Amy's like, why me? No, no, no. No, I know. I get it. I admired the people for going. Yes. But I'm just a wimp. Like, I was even afraid for them.

Yeah, me too. I was watching. I was like, please. only thing happened. Please God, only anything happened. Please God don't anything have it. Right. Which made me feel lame because it's like that means that other people are winning and we don't need to give into that. Maybe we're just weaker

than other people. There were some really good musical performances. When Colplay did Fix You, it was really cool and the whole crowd singing it. Chris Martin, the lead singer coel play, did Don't Look Back in Anger from Oasis. Listen to the crowd sing. That's awesome. That's so cool. And I'm going to say this, it had a piss the terrorists, those groups

off of that that many people got together and was like, you know, put this in your pipe and smoke it. Like, really? It had to really make them mad. Like, think about that. You're this group and you're like out and you blow people up and it's like, ah, we showed them. But then 10 times the amount of people come together and like, screw you, buddy.

And what happened was awful. And I'm glad they did it. I just am not. I just don't know if I could have done it. But again, I have no problem here. Like, I would go to the hockey game. Yeah. It affected me here.

which, by the way, I was offered a ticket for the game Saturday night, one ticket, in the literal media section that Ray says he was like, whatever, and they were like, you can go, but you can't cheer. Because if you're media, you're not allowed to cheer. Why? You can't wear colors from the team, nor can you cheer. It has to be neutral. Yes. Journalism. And I said, no, because one, I wasn't going to go without Lindsay.

Who's Canadian? Who's hockey's like what she eats for dinner? And two, I couldn't go and just not cheer. like I'm preds to the core Okay Yeah The last couple months Yeah

So yeah it was the whole thing I didn't go Some people were giving me a hard time Ray went and claimed he was there He didn't know if he really went But he claimed he was there Lunchbox What did his girlfriend text you back

I said Did you delete all Ray's photos from the game He says you didn't She goes No Ray why are you lying You weren't at the game What is wrong with you

Come check my phone You just said everything For what? For deleted pictures? Yeah, there are none. Oh, right, because they got deleted. Okay. Check my phone for pictures that aren't there.

Right, you're such a liar. And people are saying Ray's wrong about the performance tonight for the anthem. Oh. He was wrong. Right, he just said things. Brad Paisley surprised some kids at a high school graduation right outside of Chicago. I got a couple of songs that are really appropriate for you guys. And I think when I write songs, I frequently think back to them.

this point of time in my life when it seemed like getting turned out by the girl I asked to a dance was the end of the world And then he played What song did he played a bunch Letters to me is the one I have a club of

She wasn't right for you But still it feels like There's a night Stick in out That'd be cool You know even if you did Like Amy and I were debating Like what if you didn't know Brad Paisley was

Like what if you're at the school and you're like, some guy in a cowboy has coming out with the guitar and playing songs. Because at graduation, you're just like, let's get out of here. Yeah. However, the fact that somebody's playing good music, even if you don't know who it is, it's kind of cool. My graduation, though, like some attorney or something.

But it was like the keynote speaker. I don't even know what it was. Now, I've been the keynote speaker. They remember that because I have jokes for them. Probably. Yeah. What do your parents do? Like, my husband was at his nephew's graduation this weekend,

and there was 800 students that went to this high school. Like, what do families do if your last name is Z? Have you wait? It's dumb. They shouldn't do that whole thing where you go up and get your picture. You have the graduation ceremony, take all your pictures. That picture should already be taken of when you're shaking the hand. It's four hours, and everybody's miserable.

Yeah. No, because my husband said, luckily, our nephew, they're in the middle of the alphabet, but he was top 3% of the class and those people went first. So he said once they went, they were out. And I'm like, poor families who are Z? Like, I would just be like. It's too much. Nobody wants to sit for four or five hours because it's all the sitting of the names.

Leave in the speeches in the hour and a half, maybe two hours of talking and, hey, commencement and amazingness. But Michael, Anderson. Jonathan? And they have to say really slow. Auberson. And then it just goes down to the list. And everybody's hot. Well, I guess if it's outside.

Yeah, even if it's not sometimes. You're a gym and you're sitting next to all the bunch of the people. evil. Here's Thomas Rett. This is on the Today Show talking about since he's been a dad. It's crazy. You know, it's been me in Lauren for four years. And so when you add a daughter to the mix, it makes life even crazier, but I wouldn't trade it for the world. Man, she's amazing. And they're about to have another one. It's about to be boom. Two kids. Yeah. Jack Cross. That sound bite's going to be a little different. I treat it all for the world.

Man. Here he is playing Craving You on the Today Show. Look at that, dude. There you go. Oh, Bobby Bones. Bobby Bones show. I went boxing again yesterday. Man, you talk about a workout. Like, I do all kinds of stuff.

I've done CrossFit, do yoga, lift weights, you know, do a little street fighting better, you know, all this stuff. There's nothing like the boxing. I mean, swimming is close. I think swimming is the best for all, like, your body, though. I had to get new gloves because I was punched it too hard. I punched through my gloves.

Wow. See on your knuckle by your pinky? Look how red that is. Yeah. Hey, hey, don't let my manliness distract you today. Yeah, but my boxing instructor, trainer. Uh-huh. It was like, hey, dude, your gloves are too.

Like, you've not punched through them. You've got to get some new gloves. Now, in reality, they're probably gloves for like a 12-year-old girl. But I didn't know that when I bought them. So I had to buy new gloves yesterday. But I'm sore, man. I don't get sore because I, here's the thing about exercise. If you're not sore every week, you're not doing it right.

Because you always got to be changing it up. up. Otherwise, you're just working the same crap all the time. Your arms are going to get legit. Well, I just don't have a lot of time to go, because I can only go like once or twice a week. But yeah, it's good. My butt, man, this story. We do butt work. Like, you kick, like, kicking the bag or what?

Well, we kick the bag, but what you do is you lay down and, like, say you get on all fours, right? And you take your knee, like you're going to pee like a dog. Yeah, like a fire hydrant. Yeah, like you pee. You do those dog pees? About ten of those on each side? You do that in boxing? Before. We do like, we do like. 20 minutes, it's like stupid work. It stinks.

Oh. Before the punching and stuff? All that. And then 20 minutes after. Wow. I guess that prepares you like to maneuver. Yeah, whatever. It prepares you to, it sucks.

Muhammad Ali never did the key move. We don't know when his training was. Then when I get home, I eat like crazy. Like it's on. You're so hungry. I'm starving. Yeah. Eat like crazy.

Amy, what's in your pile over there? Oh, my pile. Let me pull it up. Oh, McDonald's is going to start delivering. You know, last week we talked about how. Walmart was going to start delivering, like using employees. Hey, yo, Rob, on your way home, can you drop this off? I don't think that's a McDonald's plan, but they say they're starting it off with 2,000 locations.

You can call in, like you're ordering a pizza. To me, this is a non-story because, well, you can already food, don't go get food from anywhere and bring it to you. Very true. It may cost $3, but if you really wanted it, it's not like this revolutionary thing. Does every city have stuff like that, though? I don't know, but it's a non-story because some do. where I live does, so it's the same thing to me. What else you got?

Katie Holmes has enrolled at Harvard. Hmm. That's cool. She's 38 years old. I bet they don't treat her the same. Oh. Well, she's taking legit harvest business school classes. Harvest?

Is that like? Oh, I'm sorry, Harvard. Oh, I thought it was like a far school. Harvard Business School classes. Harvard Business School classes. Yeah. No. Listen, you got to be rich to go to Harvard for the most part.

And smart. Well, did she get in there? No, of course she didn't get in there like kids. She didn't take her SAT and nail it. You think Katie Holmes went and said it was like, I'm here taking my SAT. So if you're 38, do you use your SAT score from way back in the day or do you retake it? And use your richness score. You're rich and famous.

Yeah. I do. I do like her, though. She seems nice. So a man died after swimming with a new tattoo. I saw this. So this is a PSA. I saw it on the news.

That's where I got this too. Let me tell you. Let me tell you something about it. I got tattoos myself, right? Yes, me too. And whenever they say, don't go get water in your tattoo, don't go swim. I'm always like, okay, that's like change oil every 3,000 miles. Wink, wink, wink.

Yeah. Like that's going to happen. No, they mean it. Week, wink. This guy went swimming in the ocean, and it got into it, and then it affected him, and he died. Crazy. Oh. Like.

He didn't even do anything crazy. Like he went swimming in the ocean. He shouldn't have. But he went swimming and it got it to bacteria. Yes. And by the time he showed to the hospital, I mean, he was just in such bad shape. There was almost nothing they could do. So that's pretty crazy.

I'm not even hating on him. I'm like, because I would have. Me too. I agree. Everybody went to the beach and I was like, you know what? Oh, I got a new to do. I shouldn't. They're probably just like, nah, jump in.

Yeah. Like, that's a crazy story. Anything else? So keep that in mind. Well, Taylor Swift tipped off a photographer. Oh, give me. I saw this. Where to find her having coffee in Nashville with her boyfriend. Come on.

Really? Yeah. Come on. Apparently. Come on. Do you really think she tipped it off? You know what? I'm so over there.

It's just a, there are just so many of them. Is this cycle now? I've seen it, we've just seen it many times. It was like when they tipped off the photographer about her and Tom Hiddleston. Hiddleston, yeah. And it's like, whatever. You know what? Live your life.

Do good things for people. I really don't care. but if just go out, someone will take a picture? That picture is better anyway. You have to tip somebody off? I'm going to tip somebody off. You know what I'm going to be after the show today? Where?

Music City Center interviewing artists. Oh. Many photographers want to come, there's a tip. I'll be out there talking to artists, getting ready for CMT Music Awards and CMA Music Fest. Anything else in your pile? Nah, that's it. I had something about LeBron James, but I don't even think I care, really. I guess he missed the press conference because he doesn't like reporters questions.

Oh. Because he lost last night. Did he get the press comments? Not that I saw. Oh. Oh, uh-huh. Well, then maybe this is the headline. Or you made it up.

I got a note last night from someone on the show. I won't say who it is because I don't think it matters in the situation. But they say, hey, after Lunchbox's weak performance in the Beerbong competition, people in the studio are starting to ask if Lunchbox has lost it if he has officially peaked. Here are the things he's failed at recently. The Beer Bowl competition. The Maple Syrup Chub. Oh, bowling on 180.

He was also called out by a listener, so they saw him at Eric Church Contest, a concert sleepy and not having fun. Did L.B. Peek? That's the question. Are your best days behind you, lunchbox? No, I don't understand. Like, the beer bong thing, we reviewed the tape. Ray poured out three-fourths of his beer on the floor.

Ray aside, you still didn't take it down. We had to wait on you. And usually, when you do a beer bong, someone holds it up for you so you can concentrate on chugging the beer. Like, I mean, it was just a difficult, and trying to race someone. You're trying to hurry. And then just, it was chaos. The 180, I had a bad day at the alley.

I mean, that just happens. Every once in a while, you have an off game. LeBron James, he has off games too. So you're like the LeBron of bowling. Yes. Oh. Interesting. So you haven't peaked.

Around the room, people think you're on the downside of your career. That's disappointing. Oh, the career or just? Yeah, yeah. Well, that's his whole career being. That's his life. Oh, no. I'm like phrasing it like.

Yeah, like midlife crisis over, you're on the other side of it now. No, no. Did you party hard this weekend? Oh, I partied hard. Yeah. Hard. I feel like he's... I threw it down.

Yeah. Like, I mean, we went crazy. You're kind of overselling it now. No, we did. Okay. I mean... Like, give me an example of hard. I mean, I was taking shot after shot of tequila.

I mean, we were... How many shots do you think? At least six or seven. Yeah, right. No, I don't do that. That's a lot. That's a lot. And you're drinking other things?

Yeah. Oh, my God. I would die. I don't know where you guys were at. I was there. I was drinking. I was having a good time. And I went to a wedding and they had free alcohol there.

Which is interesting that you went to the wedding. We talked about that on the show Friday. His neighbors, he said sympathy invited. Correct. You were just there and they were like, oh, having a wedding in our backyard. You should come. Yeah. But you went.

We went. It was on Friday night. And let me tell you, it was great. Really? Like, I mean, they had a taco truck there. Like it pulled up to their, they just opened their fence. and the Taco Track parked in the alley behind their house and free food and they had margaritas from the taco truck and you just got to drink for free. They had kegs of beer.

I mean, it was great. We just drank and drank. Party hard. Yeah, well, they stayed out. They partied until 4.45 in the morning. So I think that's really why they wanted to invite us because they knew they were going to be partying all night and they didn't want to keep us away. But you stayed that late, right? Because, I mean, you parted.

Because if you got lunchbox from five years ago would have parted it, it didn't even into the bar afterwards. It sounds to me like he's a little, he's like, base party till 445, that's way too late. I went home. But I went to bed at 11. No, I didn't stay till 445 because, I mean, let's be real, I didn't know anybody there. I mean, I met people there.

When's that ever affected you in your life? No. I met people there, but. He's peaked. He's peaked. No. I think Ray's the new party boy of the show. Oh, for sure. Yeah.

I think Ray's champion of party boys. Because Ray goes hard every weekend. Yeah. I'll take the, if you guys want to give me that. Yeah, Ray, new party boy. Ray. Yeah, party boy 2017. Man, we're going to have like a party boy off or something.

There's always the next generation lunch. It just happens. He's got to pass the torch. The only thing that for sure happens is time goes by. Yeah. Time marches on, is what you're saying. But I haven't peaked. I can still party when I need to party.

Yeah. Yeah. I just don't have to go party every weekend like I used to. Yeah. I mean, I do miss it. It's like the first sign of peaking. Yeah, that's right. He's not wanting it anymore.

Oh. What's wrong with this guy? We're over here. We're playing these charity softball tournament on Saturday, right? It's the city I hope charity softball tournament. And they bring us these, it's a general release form, okay? And we have to sign. So in case you get hurt.

Because you get hurt, it's like you're not going to sue the charity. And Lunchbox wants to sign it, Lunchbox. He's like, you know, my stage name and my legal name. Why would they want your stage name? Why would they want your fake name? Well, I don't know what they want. Lunchbox MVP. LBox.

I thought that was a legitimate question. No, this is illegal. It's not an autograph, dude. They're not fans of yours. That's funny. Do you hear our team, by the way? What? Listen, the lineup?

If anyone's in Nashville for this, because it's for City of Hope, we work at City Hope a lot. It's a really fantastic organization. Yeah, do you guys know the lineup? No. No. On the I heart team. That's our team.

That's me. I'm coaching it. Bobby Bones, right? Billy Ray Cyrus. Oh, let's see. Eric Decker. All right. Okay.

Sean Booth from the Bad Chilett. He is engaged to Caitlin. Yeah, he was on the Bachelorette. We have them both. I don't know who they are. Caitlin. We have Caitlin Bristow. Oh, she's on our team?

She's the Bachelorette. Oh, this is really awesome. Yeah. She was the Bachelorette and she got engaged to Sean. We have Ray. Lunchbox. They were like, hey, who do you want on your team? And I said two people for sure.

Sorry, Eddie, you want him with people, I said. Oh, what? But I just figured they put you on the team anyway. Is Morgan in here? Yeah. Who did I say I wanted on the team? The two people I wanted on the team. I know one of them was Eric Decker.

You go look at the receipts. Guys said Lunchbox and Eric Decker. Oh, dang. He did say Lunchbox and not Eddie. Eric Decker plays for who now? The Jets. Okay. Receiver.

I know that guy. Drew Scott. I don't know who that is. I probably should. It's probably good. Oh, that's where the property. Oh, lunchbox. Wait.

Is he sued and talk. entire t-shirt because I've been a t-shirt could probably buy a ball. Oh, yeah. He wears a suit and tie-fied on ball? No, he's the sales, right? Yeah, he's probably like playing with his fidget spinner. The other guy's bat in practice. Drew Scott, a suit guy. Oh, no, we got the suit one. Dang it!

A suit twin. Dang, we got the wrong one. Yeah, Drew's the realtor. Oh, what's the other guy? Jonathan's the contractor. Oh, man, I don't even watch the show. I just want the one that doesn't wear the suit all the time. Should we trade them? I don't know.

We have Kelly Pickler. Awesome. He's good. Yeah. Yeah. Let's see. We have Sarah Evans. That's about it.

Obviously, Jeff's James Necker. Okay, let's see on the other team. The O'OOPRI team. Boo. They have Jackie Lee. He sucks. What? Yeah, nobody likes that guy.

Nobody likes Jackie Lee. They have the Chris Lee's. Buh. Terrible. Trent Harmon. Bih. Zach Swan. Buh.

You guys suck. All are just in competitive, right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'd hate to have that team. Boo. Sounds like they went to the turd bowl and recruited all their players. Okay, let me sign this. Hold on. What are you doing? Your stage name?

This is a legal document. You ever buy something and write your name Ludgebox? I've signed Lutschbox on a lot of these forms. Here, Morgan, here's my form. You sign your credit card receipts? Lunchbox? Yep. L.B. No, you don't. There's not even L in your real name. You don't do that. All right. People love in this Jordan Davis song called Singles You Up, because it's really good.

If he ever singles you up, if he's ever stupid enough, I'm going to be the first one calling you baby, calling him crazy. How about a time until you find out of the right guy staring you back into your eyes right now. No rules. But if he ever sing as you want. Jordan Davis. So I really like this, but I have a question. Okay. How can we keep playing other new music, but we won't.

play Lindsay's new music? Because I'm not there yet. So is this song to radio? Like Lindsay's radio ad week was last week. Exactly. His is today, I think. Okay, but even on her day we didn't play it. That's right.

Okay, I'm just like... We did not. I'm not trying to throw you under the bus about that. That would have been genuinely curious. This is Jordan Davis. It singles you out. Listen, I'm not... I wrote some jokes last night because I have to talk to this thing tomorrow night.

Mm-hmm. I can't... They told me the joke was too mean. Now that that stopped me from telling jokes. That's true. And I can't put the punchlines on it because that's why it was too mean, but I can read to you one of the jokes that I wrote because I have to get up there and talk. I'm not going to do this joke, right?

But they're giving me an award and you get up and you talk for a bit. And so I get up, let me find it here. And so here we go. Oh, I mean, just do it. Once I do it, though, I can't use it at all. I can't even like rechange it, but it doesn't matter. So it's like, okay, you know, thank for the word. I'd also like to hand out some awards on my own.

Remember, I'm off on a platform with a microphone. I'd like to give out the award for most, it's a very industry, so it's all like songwriter award. It's got a music innovator award, so it's whatever. You may not know who some of the people are. Okay. And when you have to dissect a joke, the joke's not funny anyway, but just listen. Most likely to say, hey, we should get dinner sometime and never follow through. And then I give that to somebody.

Okay. Ha, ha, ha, ha, because I'll laugh at him ever. And I'm like, most likely to be a villain in the next Wonder Woman movie, and then I give that to somebody. But this was the kicker. And finally, most likely to penalize an artist's career. because she's my girlfriend. Oh. And then I give that to someone

who works for another company. Because they're like not playing her only because it's, yes, they're penalizing her career because she's dating me. Yeah. Don't worry. Again, I'm keeping receipts. September 1st comes.

B to the W. Balls to the wall. That's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm just reading out. It's the memoir the last year. Got emails, been keeping track. Don't be fishy people.

Yeah. You're like Santa. They told me that was too mean. Is it? No. Yeah, because I call someone out, like, straight out. Okay, who's the person that is most likely to invite you to dinner but never fall through? Shane McAnally?

Oh, it is? Yeah, he's funny. He's a friend. Yeah, okay. He's a songwriter. So he's always like, let's do dinner. And then he's like... I just see him all the time.

We talk all the time. It's like, hey, we should hang out, but we never do. I have a guy like that too. I thought that was going to be you. Okay. What did you make yourself? That would be your joke for Bobby? I'm just kidding.

Amy. Amy and I go through this all the time Tick we never have dinner anymore I'm like yeah because you have a life Yeah We just have dinner when you Didn't your husband wasn't here Yeah

You have a husband that's here And you have kids come in Yeah and you have All the more reasons to have dinner with me now Once I get kids I don't know if I want to have dinner with you then I might even come here Stay home

We're all gonna have studios in our houses All you guys are going to be in the room And Amy's gonna be at her house I'll be at my house And we're gonna be working So you're saying there's a chance That means I'll bring my kids here Yeah

I know I want to open a little like You know a little office daycare here That'd be great I think all offices should do that In Texas That was terrible No that's awesome How great for the working parents

Yeah we used to have There was a daycare in there It just it ended up constantly The company too much money Yeah And I mean I didn't donate I could donate Take it out of my paycheck or something

Yeah that's called taking someone To a daycare or paying an annie You're taking out of your paycheck How great to have them close by in case something goes wrong. That's why it's work. If some went wrong, Bobby wouldn't let you go anyway. We're on the air, Amy. No, she's gone anyway doing the normal show.

Amy just leaves. And then we're on the air and she walks back in. Oh, we're... And she puts a little earphones back to. And people have no idea. Amy hasn't been here for half the segment. She just disappears. Quietly.

Between that and all the texting she did. I don't even know who she texts with all show long. I'm not even... But starting at like 5 a.m., she's just hammering somebody on text all morning long. No, that's not true. That's true. Problem is it takes me 10 years to up an Instagram post.

So a lot of times I'm... Whatever. Anybody believe that? Yes. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. This is Bobby Bones Show.

Lots of people calling in with opinions since I bought a Jeep. Gives you know I'm a Jeep man now. Yeah. So I don't think my girlfriend thought I was... Actually, that was cool, but I don't think she felt like

it was more masculine or anything. Oh. She wasn't like, hey, big daddy. No, no, I don't think. She thought it was neat to ride in it. I'll let her drive it. I guess that's kind of manly, huh? Oh, yeah, drive my Jeep.

Like your girl, drive your Jeep? Yeah. I got to get a razor back cover for the back tire. Chrissy. Yes. You're on the air. What's happening? Hi, I am just calling to let you know that getting a Jeep or a tire cover for the back

of your Jeep is a big, big mistake. Why? Because it definitely decreases the coolness factor. So I've had a jeeps since 2011 And every time I see a Jeep with a Jeep cover Tire cover I'm like oh man they just ruined it Why that's a razorback? I love the racerbacks I know you love the racerbacks more than I love jeeps

Oh well you know and I understand that because I'm a big huge KU fan So I've put a KU license plate on the front of mine And that's how I show my cool pride So you're telling me if I put any kind of cover It makes the Jeep less cool Yes absolutely Oh wow I didn't know that was the thing

I'm asking this question, though. Chrissy, when I came on today and said that I got a Jeep, did you be like, wow, Bobby's cooler now? Yes, absolutely. Like I said, I'm actually, we're going through fertility treatment and we're trying to have a baby, and I only have a two-door jeep, and I do not want to get rid of it. We're going to have a third car if we have a baby. Oh, she's not going to get rid of it. Wait, but so Bobby has a four-door. Is that less cool?

No, it's not less cool. At first, I didn't like it. The four doors, my brother-in-law has one, but I absolutely love them. and if I have to give up my 2011 Jeep, then I would upgrade to a four-door. Okay. But you do, I'm just getting it straight. I am more cool to you now because I have a Jeep. Absolutely.

Ah, see? Do you do the Jeep Wave that I'm totally against? You have to. And there are rules on the Jeep Wave, except I just wave to everybody on the Jeep Wave. But if you have like a lesser model or less modifications, you're supposed to initiate the Jeep wave. Oh, no. This is like, right? What coal am I getting into it?

It's serious. This is ridiculous. You have to salute first, Bobby. Christy, I don't even know what this is. Okay, I appreciate that. Thank you very much. You're welcome. You guys have a great day.

Okay, you too have, appreciate you. I appreciate you. You have to study, like, Jeep models. You know, like. Guys, I bought a car, okay? How awesome is going to be when people have to wave to you first? You didn't buy a car, man. You bought a Jeep.

I bought a lifestyle. Oh, my goodness. Come on, Bobby Bones show. going to go today, but tomorrow, lots of stars will be on the show. No idea which ones yet. But because it's CMA Fest and the CMT Awards, we're interviewing pretty much everybody, so I don't know. And Lunchbox has to fit the term the seven dwarves into every interview he does. Because we're doing shifts today.

Like I'm there for an hour, Amy's there, and Lunchbox is there, everybody's doing shift work, right? Is that right? Shift work, yeah. I'll be there today. I think Lunchbox is handling most of today, and I'll handle most of twice. tomorrow. But I'll see you. Look at you guys. I got to do boat days. I'm there today and tomorrow.

Interesting. You're up for the Hall of Fame for a reason. We're just going to be in a full... Oh, God. Come on. Come on. Make sure you go boat. Come on.

All right. Tomorrow, lunchboxes interviews will all contain the term or a reference to the seven dwarves. I've got to learn how to fit that in. It's going to be tough. It's not an easy transition. You just make it work. Give me a topic. Anything in the world.

Let's talk about, you know, the Stanley Cup. Oh, man, the Stanley Cup. I haven't seen people play as unified as that as like the Seven Dwarves back on as a kid watching the movie. You know what I'm saying? You just move on. Give me something else. Come on. Let's talk about the NBA Finals.

The NBA Finals. I haven't seen players play like that since I was watching the seven divorce. Okay. Well, you gave me the same thing. Come on. What else is going on in the world? Nothing. I mean, a lot.

But too much, actually. Mr. Bobby Bones on Instagram and Twitter. We'll see you guys on Tuesday. Thank you for being here today. You can listen to the whole show back if you go over to IHeart Radio or iTunes and search Bobby Bones Show. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

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