The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby Calls Fake Luke Bryan, Scotty McCreery In Studio & Cooking With Amy Series
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Bobby Bomes, everybody.
Transmitting
a show. All right, good morning.
Welcome to a Wednesday show.
More studio! Morning!
So, Amy
thinks it's weird
that Eddie doesn't know his wife's
shoe size. Well,
Also, he thinks she's like a size four in shoes.
I have no clue.
Like, that's like a kid.
Okay, I don't know.
I don't know any adult woman that's a size four.
So Eddie's our video producer.
He's got two kids.
Been married for like 30 years.
Something I don't know.
Like, I couldn't tell you what size shirt she wears, waist.
Well, I don't think you have to know waist measurement, but like.
But like when I said like, I don't know what her shoes like, she's like, what?
How do you not know?
Yeah.
And then he was like, well, my what was more.
He's like, I don't know, four?
Like, like, what?
That's what I was like a one?
What's a four?
I even did the whole like
I wear an eight.
I wear an eight.
Yeah.
So her feet are half size of yours.
No, she's definitely not a four.
Like nobody's, I mean, I'm sure there's someone listening that's a four, but like I don't even know.
Like I don't even.
Is that still kid sizes?
Yeah, like my daughter's not even a four.
Like my daughter's probably like a women's six or seven.
Do you know honestly what color your wife's size are?
Yeah, blue.
Beautiful blue.
That's true.
Oh, stop.
They look like the ocean.
Oh, did they?
Yeah, they do.
At least he knows that.
But I just kind of was like, I thought in all, you've been married, what, 11 years?
It's like you've never gotten her shoes ever?
I don't think so.
Do you know her birthday?
Yeah, May 8th.
What year?
Don't worry about that.
Why would you ask that, Amy?
Yeah, exactly.
Do you know your husband's shoe size?
Yeah, I do, yeah.
What is it?
10?
18?
10?
Wait, he has a 10?
10?
He has a small foot.
Wait, Bobby, you wear an 11.
That's one size different.
I wear a 12.
I wear it.
You wear it.
11, I just bought you shoes. On the easiest, we get them a size smaller.
Sometimes my husband's a 10 and a half then. Yeah, whatever. I wear 11.
Dang. Wow. Okay, 11, y'all, that's like a one or half size bigger and also
the top is a big difference. Oh, shut up. Dang. Amy outed her husband out of the size 10.
That's fine. I like his feet. His toes are, you want to know the truth? So like, you know,
the bonding, like sometimes how you can like make feet like be shorter, sub-compliance?
growing. So his mom would never buy them shoes when they were younger because she just
thought they needed to keep wearing them. So his toes are kind of squished because he would
squeeze into shoes that were too small for him. Did you make the story up because you
added him in the size? Who thinks she made this up? Yeah. No, I'm not saying he's not. I think she's
just called it to some like after school special and then made it up real great. No, I'm not saying
he's like not a size 10, but his toes are squished and weird looking and I've asked him about it.
And he told me that's why. Wow. I didn't know feet were like gold.
fish. What does that mean?
They never grow.
A small tank, they won't grow.
Oh, yeah, I don't know. No, they are.
Your feet can, like, your bones, like,
thin. So they stop growing at size 10.
I'm just listening.
No, I'm saying his toes. She made him do that
at, like, 17, apparently.
No, I'm saying his toes are squished.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a thing.
I promise. She was just being thrifty.
It's size 10 Wednesday here in the bobby-bong show.
Oh, rude.
Recognizing people doing cool things.
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A couple years ago, Preston, who's now 12,
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Isn't that crazy and awesome?
I have goosebumps a little bit.
Shout out, Preston Sharp. I see you.
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I do a show from my house called The Bobbycast and songwriters, artists come over to the house and we talked for like an hour.
And last night, Cole Swindell came over to the house.
And so everybody pretty much shows up on time.
Cole showed up on time.
Okay.
And everybody usually shows up by themselves, which is cool.
It's a cool move to show up by yourself.
Yeah.
Because that means there's no handlers.
There have only ever been a couple people show up with someone else.
Wow, I've always just in my mind pictured them showing up totally alone.
They do, mostly.
In the bigger the star, the more alone they show up.
Which makes you think the other people are just a little nervous.
Sure.
That more so than diva.
Understandably so.
Cole shows up, right?
You should be here.
And we talk for an hour or so.
We're walking out of the house afterward.
And I always like to see what kind of car or truck they drive because I feel like I get to a whole show.
on just the cars and trucks are the people that come by.
Because, man, some of them have some of them have some of them have beaters.
And I'm like, keeping it real.
Or they're not making near as much money as we think.
One of the two, right?
And so Cole walks out, and there's no car, and he just keeps walking.
And I'm like, dude, where are you going?
It's like, I don't know, my Uber's going to pick me up somewhere.
I was like, what are you going to sit on the sidewalk until your car gets here?
What is it, sixth grade?
Like, after practice, he was waiting for mom and dad pick you up.
I was like, come back in the house and just sit on the couch and hang out.
So I came back in and we just hung.
But yeah, he just laughed and I was like,
I'm just going to go find my car.
So you were like, he left, but then you're like peeking out to see where he goes to the car.
No, I went to go see what his car was.
I know.
But like with him or you're like peeking on it.
No, I went with him.
Walk him out.
He could have gotten lost.
Yeah.
And in my hood, it's not a good place to get lost.
No, no, no.
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Swindell and I.
We talked about all kinds of stuff that he's written that you wouldn't even know he wrote.
It's like, wow, he wrote it.
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All right, I got some Wednesday positivity for you right now.
Tell me something good.
Starts right now.
Tell me something good.
The story from Manhattan, Kansas.
So this mom wanted her son to have a motorcycle birthday party.
So he was like, hey, if anybody knows any motorcyclist or if you have a motorcycle, can you drive it up?
He loves motorcycles.
And so she hoped that four or five people would just come by.
He's a young kid, like four or five years old.
and 300
motorcycle people came by
not in like a gang or anything
Wow
100
Yeah they just kept sharing it
Within like near the neighborhood
Like 300 people came out
It was like motorcycle poloosa
That's amazing
This is people showing up
You think you'll be a motorcycle guy one day
No
I'd have already been there
Unless I had some crazy midlife crisis
I just don't think so
I don't like danger
Like I just check
Let me look
My middle name is not danger
But sometimes you feel the need
I don't
I have no need
for any sort of adrenaline like that.
I get my adrenaline on stage.
And so my middle name is actually a weenie boy,
in case you're wondering.
Amy?
Well, some officers were called to the Golden Gate Bridge
to rescue a kitten that somehow was in the middle of the Golden Gate Bridge.
I mean, they said that they were so, quote,
perplex as to how the cat got to the middle of the bridge
without being hit by a car.
But...
Somebody probably threw it out of their car, I would assume.
No, I don't think so.
There's no way a kitty walks all the way across the Golden Gate Bridge.
Listen, all I know is shout out of the road.
to the driver that saw the cat and decided to call rescuers.
Shout out to the rescuers that blocked traffic shutdown lanes to save the cat and no microchip,
no caller.
So one of the rescuers has taken in the cat as a foster parent and nursing it back to health.
I love all that story, but for sure someone left the cat out on the bridge.
Cannot confirm or deny that.
That's good.
I like that.
The problem.
Watch fuck.
There was a family of five in Tampa, Florida.
They were asleep.
And all of a sudden they hear, beep, smoke detector starts going off.
There's a fire in the house.
They all get out alive, get their dog out.
They had changed the batteries in their smoke detector two days before.
Wow.
Save their life.
And Jason Penny with the fire department said, please check your smoke detectors.
A house can be replaced.
A life can't.
I often change my smoke detectors.
And by change, I mean rip them off the ceiling and throw them in the backyard.
You know.
One time you, like, three years in a closet under clothes and you're like, why is it still be me?
And I guess there we go.
There we go from me to
I stack it with everything
I just put old TVs on top of it
I take the battery out
Like how does it live with no heart
I don't understand
Okay thank you
There you go good news
Scotty McCreary will be coming in
Probably like 35 40 minutes
And he's gonna play that song
Five more minutes
So 20 after next hour
So hour number two
Scottie McCreery comes in
18 turn my helmet in
Walk to the 50-yard life.
I haven't seen that dude in a while.
Just talk to him a couple times.
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The latest from Nashville in Hollywood.
Amy's 32nd Skinny.
Kelsey Ballerini got the
Girl Squad together on Monday night.
Oh, don't call it that.
The Girl Squad?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
How about just some friends?
Okay, well, fine.
Sorry.
Kelsey got the girls together to hang out.
Yeah.
They all posted photos.
It was super awesome.
Lauren Elena, Ray Lynn, Cassidy Pope, Lindsay L.
Mackey Rose, Carly Pierce, Kelly Bannon.
The list goes on.
It just was awesome to see girls come together and support each other.
Yeah.
Lindsay obviously were dating and she was there until almost five in the morning.
And I was coming up.
Yeah, I was getting worried.
And she texted me.
I was like, why are you up?
She was like, oh, I'm just leaving Kelsey.
So it was like an all-nighter.
It's a rager, as they would say.
Yeah, I loved watching like this, the videos.
that were posted, they were just singing and having a good time.
There's a photo booth.
Like, I love the whole thing.
I love the concept, right?
Getting the girls together.
Sounds like a lot of girls.
They're all artists.
Lindsay had fun.
That's all I know is Lindsay had fun.
Perfect.
Well, poor Beyonce and Jay-Z.
Oh, poor Beyonce and Jay-Z.
Yeah, I know.
You know, they just added to their family two new babies.
And now they can't find a house within their price range of 75 million.
Oh, I've been there.
Yeah.
So a source says that they want a super baller, crazy estate.
And the ones that they love, they're going for $100.
50 million.
No.
75 million or nothing.
You get the property brothers on that.
All right.
I'm Amy.
That's your 30 seconds.
Skitty.
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Bonehead.
Story up the day.
This story comes over from Hastings, Minnesota.
Police went to a man's house because he had a warrant out for his arrest.
So they knock on his door.
He answers and they say, hey, you have a warrant for your arrest.
Time to come with us.
He's like, oh, no problem.
And they're like, you're not going to run?
He goes, no, I got this.
Hands him a get out of jail free card.
Oh, I get one of those?
Yeah.
Dang.
And he thought it was real in the coat.
What is this?
No, he did not.
He did not run or anything because he goes, I don't need to run.
I got to get out of jail free card.
Does he think he's living in the game Monopoly?
That's crazy.
And they even have a picture of the card he handed him.
He sure does.
Oh, man.
Didn't work.
He's in jail.
I'm lunchbox.
That's your bonehead story of the day.
How about that?
Come on, Bobby Bone Show.
switch out later on during the show.
I know, but why.
I was asking you why, and you're like,
don't worry about me.
No, you, don't worry about me.
And I'm like, well, just tell me why.
So just tell me why.
I have an extra set of clothes hanging in my office.
Yeah.
And I've been asking what they're about.
Well, no, it's just like a jacket and tie and shirt.
Because I have to go, I don't have to.
But to me, to me, I'm like, oh, the pressure.
I'm going to introduce someone very,
probably the most powerful man in Nashville.
What?
For what?
For what?
For, for?
He won an award and it's a breakfast.
And you're introducing it?
Right, and I wrote jokes.
Oh, no.
Right.
You know, I got to be me.
They're not roasting jokes, are they?
I mean, a teen, that sounds bad.
I like to roast at the most inappropriate times.
And this would probably be one of those.
Yeah, breakfast is a pretty good at.
It's a charity breakfast, recognizing the accomplishments of said person.
Yeah, he's in corn caps shawl. He's huge.
Oh, yeah.
And so there'd be all these, you know, fancy rich people probably.
And I'll walk up there and roast them.
Here's my thing.
What?
And I think this is on to something else.
I'm going to ask this question.
And I'll play a song and let her, but you get their thoughts together.
Like, what's your number one rule of life?
Because I have to think about that sometimes and reset when I do things like this.
Your number one rule of life.
Like, what is it?
If one word to say, write your one rule down.
And there are lots of rules you live by.
but what's your A number one?
And it can be anything.
Think about that.
And I'll come back to you in a second because it has to do with this.
I'm glad you asked me about them close.
Them clothes.
Yeah, me too.
They're hanging on my doorknob over in my office.
Yeah, I saw them.
So, number one rule of life.
I try to treat everyone the way I want to be treated.
But I will be the first to admit I have not been 100% successful amount every day of my life.
I mean, are we all?
We all try.
None of us are, yeah.
Right.
We're all sinners.
Yeah, I think, you know, no one wants to be treated bad.
So if you can treat someone good and get that in return, it's just common courtesy and respect.
I love that.
Okay, that's a good rule.
See, these are good rules in life.
Here's the thing, too, about treating people and doing things for people.
You should do things for people even without them knowing because you have no idea how many times people have done things for you without you knowing.
That's the truth.
I have no idea how many times people have stuck their neck.
out for me or done things that I have no idea about.
And it's probably a lot.
And so I think about that sometimes.
My number one rule, I go 100% or none percent at everything, which leads me to today.
I'm doing this charity breakfast, a very prominent guy, and I'm out there roasting.
So you're going to go 100% roasts.
No, I just do me 100%.
Oh.
I could get up there and say, I'm honored to be here today.
And it's an honor to be here hearing me or whatever, I don't know.
Whatever you say it, stuff like that.
I tell jokes.
So I wrote some jokes.
And I wrote some of them were going to bomb.
But that's okay.
I just go on.
Like when they gave me that award for innovating music,
I got up instead of, I don't like me things,
so I didn't do an acceptance speech.
I just roasted everybody in the crowd.
Didn't ask me to do that.
Yeah.
But that was you just being 100%?
100% or none percent.
Yeah.
Got it.
Thank you very much.
Hyundai.
Or zero.
No.
Oh, 100 or none.
None.
Trying to coin.
that. Chris, Chris and Tampa, hello.
Hey, how you going? What's your life rule?
Life rule. Manner's matter.
Say it again?
Manners matter. Manners matter. I like that. You must have kids.
I do. I have two boys and they turned out pretty well under that rule.
Yeah. I'm a big manner guy myself. Yes, sir, no, sir, yes, man. Even now, I still do that. But I appreciate you. Thank you.
Yeah, great.
Man, I got a lot of them here. Scotty McCurry's coming in in a second. So he's going to come play
Give myself five more minutes
If it's worth doing
It's worth doing all the way
Or just don't do it
Like don't waste your time
Find something else to do all the way
Instead of wasting your time
That's something you're going to put 60% effort into
Yeah
Like I always say
100% or none percent
Yeah always being like the last three minutes
Or the future
So it's 100% or none
No 100% or none percent
Oh it's really sticking with me
Yeah
This is a body bone show
Bobby Bones.
All right, everybody say hello to Scottie McCreery.
Good morning, good morning.
How are we doing?
Hey, hey, hey.
It's been a while as we've seen you around here.
It's been a little bit, brother.
Yes, sir.
Glad to be back.
What you've been doing?
Hanging out, man, making music.
I've been in the mountains all week, so it's been all right.
It's been all right.
When you say been in the mountains all week, that means something different for everybody.
Yeah.
What's that mean?
For me, I just head up to, I have like a little, it kind of is a cozy little condo thing.
It smells like a grandma's house, so it's like really, really cozy.
We just hang out, play a little golf and sit by the fire.
Perfect vest weather, so I'm rocking my vest still this week.
Golfing in the mountains.
Like, I thought maybe you were like hiking a mountain and camping in the woods.
Me and my girlfriend, we have this spot that we stumbled across.
We were looking for this waterfall and totally got lost.
We're like, next trail we're fine.
We're just going to stop off and see it.
Walked like a mile and then came across these cliffs.
It's like overlooking the whole mountain.
It's like untouched.
Just perfection.
It was great.
So never know what you'll stumble upon up there.
What's it like to be Scotty McCurry's girlfriend?
Oh, if you ask her, it depends.
on the day, especially when my communication skills aren't that great on the road.
But I don't know.
She's great.
I've known her since kindergarten, so she don't really care about all the glitz and glam.
She's awesome.
So you're saying you go days without maybe reaching out to her?
Oh, it's not days, but it'll be a little while.
Especially on the golf course.
That's when it gets rough.
But you're supposed to kind of get away, you know, on the golf course.
But yeah, my communication skills to her, that's what I've got to work on.
You guys been together for how long?
It's coming upon five and a half years.
Wow.
How old are you?
23.
Oh, okay.
You're good.
You're good.
No rush.
I mean, you have another 10 years, dude.
Oh, boy.
Before you need to start to think about it.
10 years.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'll tell her.
Bring her in here.
Okay.
Skydeme a career here.
I want you to play this song, though, because we've been playing it on our show a bunch.
I love the song, five more minutes.
So good.
And so before we talk anymore, if you wouldn't mind,
and we've talked about it before, but we have so many new listeners that come every day.
Sure.
Please talk about the song and when you wrote it and what it means to you, and I'd like to hear it.
Yeah, this was a song we wrote two years and some change ago.
It's my favorite song I've written yet.
I tweeted that the day I wrote it, so that's how you know.
But yeah, it's a song about life.
I had just lost my grandfather prior to this, Granddaddy Bill, and he was my guy.
He was 86 then, but even like an 85, he was jumping off the diving board in his backyard pool, doing cannonballs, like just swimming around.
The 85?
My man was, he was cool like that.
So I miss him and kind of wrote the song for him.
It became a lot more about life in general, and hopefully folks can relate to it.
But yeah, it's a song called Five More Minutes
and I hope folks dig it.
All right, you can download it if you like it.
You can stream it if you like it.
I encourage you to download it
because Scotty makes a little money off that.
Hey, I'm not mad at that.
All right.
Here we are Scott and McCurry.
Clive your hands, five more minutes here.
Live on the Bobby Brown show.
Hey guys, so because of licensing roles,
we can't play anything with music
on this IHartRadio channel or podcast anymore.
But you can go to bobbybones.com to see it.
We hate that we had to take it down.
It wasn't our decision.
But I just wanted to keep you up
and we wanted to keep up as much as possible.
So go to bobbybones.com to watch or hear whatever you're missing right now.
And thank you for listening to the show.
And sorry about all the legal stuff.
Thanks for coming by.
We really appreciate you.
Good to see you again.
Absolutely.
Always a pleasure.
To many more times.
Yes, sir, man.
Congrats.
All the famer folks.
Yeah.
And thanks for you out to your fans.
You have a really diehard group of fans.
They're rabid, man.
I'm glad they're for me.
They're good folks.
They're definitely for you.
And sometimes they're against me.
But that's good, though.
You turn it for me.
I like that.
I like that.
They're rabid.
Hey, God, good to see you guys, too.
Scotty, thanks for waking up.
Appreciate it, bro.
I said, they just mouth.
I got my college buddy here.
They both mouthed but didn't say anything.
They went like, bye, that, bad, that.
Good to see you guys.
Thank you very much.
All right, Scott and McCreary.
Download five more minutes, and we'll be back in a second.
Over to Sarah in Florida.
Sarah, I appreciate you waking up and calling the show.
What's going on?
To let some young girls out there be
aware that there's somebody on Instagram
pretending to be Luke Bryan. He
messaged me and said, this is Luke
Brian and I'm in the studio and if
you send me an iTunes gift card, I'll give you
what I'm recording in the studio.
Wow. Do you send it to you?
Did I send him a gift card?
No, but did Luke send you his stuff
in the studio? No, he said, I'm going to give you my private
number. Don't share it with...
Oh!
Will you tell to me?
I don't... Oh, let me see if I can get it without
hanging up on you. Oh, do it because we'll call that
That's awesome.
Yeah, because listen, it's not Luke Bryan.
And there are fake accounts for everything.
I saw Jake doing it.
There's fake accounts for me.
Listen, you're scraping the bottom of the barrel if you're fake accounting me.
Because don't nobody care.
Okay, do you know the number?
I have it right now.
Okay, I'm going to put you on hold, and then I'm going to have Mike D pick it up.
And I want you to tell him, and I'm going to come back to you, okay?
So don't hang up.
Okay, I won't.
Hey, I got her on hold.
Will you get that number?
Will you get that number from her, please?
And then I want to, let's just call it and see what happens, Sue,
answers. Yeah. What if it is Luke?
Oh my goodness. That'd be so crazy. It's like,
hey, y'all, I'm in a studio
right now. I messaged her. I was
going to send her some stuff. It's a thing
I'm trying, guys.
For a gift card,
I'll give you my new music.
We're like, oh, my bad, dude.
It's my new album, hunting, fishing,
and gift carding every day.
Jokes on us.
Once, let me tell you a story.
Lunchbikes and I were out, man,
this is years and years ago.
And we were playing golf at a public course, Lions Municipal.
About eight bucks we got on the course.
So we were a bad golfers, right?
And behind us, there was this guy that looked just like Pat Green.
It wasn't Pat Green, obviously.
But this guy looked just like Pat Green.
And we're both Pat Green fans.
And so I was like, lunchbox, that's Pat Green.
And he was like, no, I ain't Pat Green.
I was like, dude, that's Pat Green.
You should go say what's up to him.
Nah, I'm going over there.
And so the guy that looked like Pat Green hit the ball up to us.
and so I was like lunch
I started to convince him
and I was like I got him
and lunch walks up to him
and I see him talking for a little bit
and then lunch does it come back
and lunch starts hanging out
and lunch gets on the T-box
and hits a hole with him
and all of a sudden it was Pat Green
it was Pat Green the whole time
Jokes on me!
That's probably Luke in his studio
I mean come on wave on wave was the jam
like he has lots of jazz
but when I hear this one I'm like
in my heart
All upon my got no direction
We're all playing the same game
We're all looking for redemption
Just afraid to say the name
So caught up now in pretending
What we're seeking is the truth
I'm just looking for a happy end name
Looking for it's you
That's still the jam
Yeah
Man he has a new song too
I played I guess last week or so
Pat Green does
and it's called Drinking Days.
It's the jam too.
We're trying to call this number in a second, by the way.
That's that pat grain's good, huh?
I don't even drink. I don't even have drinking days, but I'm like, yeah,
my Super Nintendo days.
What's weird is Pat Green was my drinking days.
Yeah.
So it's weird to hear him sing it because it was like college.
Like when I think of Pat Green, I think a high school in college.
I have the number of fake Luke Brian.
We want to call him in a minute?
All right, hold on.
We'll do it in a second.
Someone posing as Luke Brian on Facebook, I think, right?
All right, hold on one minute.
Call it.
Yeah, give me that number.
We had a woman call in and she said that someone impersonating Luke Brian was asking for iTunes
gift cards.
And she was like, I didn't have a blue check, Mark, didn't think it was him.
And also, it was like, you send me iTunes gift cards.
I'll send you the stuff I'm doing from the studio right now.
Obviously, it was fake.
And then he said, I give him my secret cell phone number.
But guess, it's a Nashville number.
Oh, yeah, duh.
They have to keep it legit.
First of all, I know Luke and I have Luke's cell phone number.
Let me see if they match.
Wow.
I didn't think about that first.
Because that would have been, how funny would it be.
What if it really is Luke?
Let's see.
I'm going to bust him.
No, but what if it's like a thing, like he's doing?
Yeah, promotional thing.
Oh.
It's not.
It's a deal with iTunes?
It's not the same number?
It's not the same number.
Okay.
Oh.
You want to call the fake number?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Of course.
Call it.
Okay.
If they answer, though, I'm going to have to start.
You can start a 6-7 on a cell phone, huh?
Yeah.
I haven't done that in a while.
I don't know, dude.
It's been like 20 years.
Okay, hold on.
Five more?
The hotline that I want to hear it ring.
That's why.
Is it ringing?
When you put it on a hole, I'll pick it up immediately, Ray.
They're calling it in the other room
and I gotta pick it up immediately.
As soon as it goes on hold, I'm picking it up.
I got it.
Here you.
Should be ringing.
Got it.
Trying to call it fake Luke Ryan.
Not fake Luke Ryan, but someone faking.
Right, right, right, Ryan.
Text now subscriber you were trying to reach
is not available.
No crap.
Please leave your message after the tone.
Hey, this is Bobby, right?
And I'm here to cause some trouble
because we hear you're faking like Luke Brian.
We're not going to take that, are we gang?
No!
You don't mess with our people, do they gang?
No!
Unless this is Luke's second number, hit us back, all right?
Hey, whoever you are, stop back going to Luke Brian.
We have your number now, and we'll call you every day.
Well, I'll call you when I wake up in the morning, and I wake up at 3 a.m.
So I will call you every morning from now until eternity.
Bono, guys!
Yeah!
Thank you.
No, seriously, have you made any money doing this?
Because I've been looking for ways...
Yeah, sometimes it gets a little excited.
Right. And like, you live in Nash.
Anyway, we got to go. You have our number. Hit us back.
Be good to talk to you.
Yeah. Unless you're scared. Don't hate the player. Hate the game. Right guys?
Yeah!
All right. He didn't answer. That's the person impersonating Luke Bryan on...
Have a good day.
No, you know what? I hope your day's slightly above mediocre and that's it. Right guys?
Yeah!
You already said have a good day.
How are you trying to be nice?
Why? He was trying to steal money from people.
Okay. Yeah. I hope you have a slightly mediocre.
We don't want you to get hurt or anything.
Yeah, we just want you to maybe not have a great day.
If this is really Luke, man, I'm a big fan.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like my favorite, my favorite song, I like drinking beer.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a good one.
That's a good one.
And if you really have stuff from the studio, Cindy.
My kind of night's pretty good, too.
I like that, it's a good dinner.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, that's what I would have called that.
Crush my party.
Oh, you're welcome.
Hey, this is...
What?
Right.
I'm here.
Oh, it's our voice.
It plays it.
back. I've never lasted that long
on a voicemail that it played it back.
That's cool. I have, but normally you have to press one
to hear yourself back or something. That scared me.
I thought he answered his own. I thought Luke kicked up after the voicemail was over.
Like he was listening to the answering machine.
You go, I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. Holy cow, that scared me for a second.
Top five songs in country music. Here we go.
Number five. Dan and Shea, how not to.
Number four, Dylan Scott,
My Girl.
Yeah, that's my girl in the passenger seat
When this down dancing around
Crossing a scene, that's my...
Doesn't she rap to M&M song?
Yes, she does.
That's his girl, yeah.
Yeah.
I always hear that line and I'm like,
what a dumb line, but I remember it.
Yeah.
That's all the...
Their dumb lines aren't dumb lines.
They're the lines we remember.
True.
Because I'm always like,
she's rapping along to an M&M song.
And I'm like, that's the first thing I remember.
And I was like, that sounds kind of out of place.
But then I was like, you know what?
That's what makes me remember that song.
It's a great line.
That's what his girl does.
I know. She rap songs to M&M.
That's cool.
Number three, craving you.
Thomas Rett.
Number two, every time I hear that song from Blake Shelton.
I have a problem with Blake Shelton songs.
What?
They just come and go too fast.
They're made number one's too fast.
You really can't enjoy them for a long time.
Because that's like, number one, go to the next one.
This is a really good song.
But we only got to experience it for short a minute a pound of time.
That's why our formats
Not gonna have these big anthem hits
Like we get to enjoy
From our younger days
Because you don't think
Boots Coom Boogie or
If Tomorrow Never Comes
Or these songs are number ones
For like 5, 6, 7, 10 weeks
You're crazy
And then we lived with them
Indian outlaw
That stuff where they were
Now great songs
Just are like
Goodbye
On to the next one
Goodbye
So yeah
They're running our format
Not Blake
Wow long term is what you're saying
Absolutely
Wow
Didn't think about that
Well, you should.
Now I am.
So what do we do to slow down?
We'd gripe about it.
That's what I do about everything.
Good idea.
Number one, guide your mom and me, Florida, Georgia Lime.
My love is never going to love.
Congratulations to FGL.
Like, this song's fine.
Their new one's really good.
Smooth.
Oh, yeah.
Ribot.
Yeah.
Ribit.
Smooth.
That's a good one.
Over to Amy.
We all have our different contributions.
Yeah.
Bobby Boneshow.
The latest from Nashville in Hollywood.
Amy's 32nd
Skinny.
Dirk's Bentley hit up Instagram with an announcement.
Seems like he's going off the grid for a while.
He wrote, taking a vacation from my iPhone, packing everything.
I'm going to need for the experience.
So, I don't know.
Did you know?
Yeah.
Oh, what's he doing?
Well, first of all.
He's taking a typewriter with him.
I think he's kind of kidding about that.
He's a two-phone guy anyway, but he has a flip phone too that has no apps or anything on it.
I love it.
So he has different degrees.
Yeah.
Which is cool.
And I don't want to say too much because you know people too close.
It's like how much the stuff do you want out there?
But I'll say this.
Because otherwise, if he would have wanted us to know he would have pulled out there.
He would have told.
But if something bad happens, you can get in touch with him.
Okay.
Cool.
He also is fake Luke Bryant, the guy that poses.
So he needs cash.
That's the number.
In case he gets, he needs digital good cards.
Yeah.
What else?
So if you're a huge George Strait fan like I am, then, well, you also have to have a lot of money.
He has a car at for sale and we could buy it, y'all.
It's a Bentley.
A 2012 Bentley.
It's fully loaded convertible.
It's on auto trader.
How much?
George Strait does a Bentley?
He did.
How much?
All we need is $159,000.
Okay, you get working on that, GoFundMe.
Has low mileage, no accidents, and a very clean interior.
George Strait had a Bentley?
Wow.
What in the world?
And now a random segment about Chick-fil-A.
Did you know in the Chick-Flei logo, the capitalized A has a special meaning?
Oh.
The restaurant chain put an A in it to symbolize top quality.
So it's A quality.
Chick-fil-A.
Wow.
I'm so smart over there.
I'm just reading this.
The cow mascots have names.
There are four cows.
There's Freedom, Freckles, Cat, and Molly.
What?
From 1995 until present day, real cows have starred in the restaurant's billboards.
And they have names.
Freedom, Freckles, Cat, and Molly.
There you go.
That was a random segment about Chick-fil-A.
This was not a paid segment.
Thank you.
Just wait till we drop the new raging idiots on Chick-fil-A on Sunday.
Been waiting.
I won't Chick-fil-A, but it's Sunday.
I want the fries and little waffle, but now I'm feeling awful.
I want Chick-fil-A, but it's Sunday.
Yeah, the one day that you aren't open is the one day that you're an open.
I was hoping to get Chick-fil-A
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Get Chick-fil-A-A-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya.
We just want our music to be relatable, you know?
Yeah, so many artists write songs that don't have to do with anything
with the situations people face in life.
And I'm tired of songs not being country, you know what I mean?
Yeah, that's right.
Like, this is like real-life country, just at a piano,
playing about real-life situations.
When you drive up to Chick-fil-A on Sunday,
And it's like, I'd like to
Oh, they're not even open.
Oh, man.
It's real, man.
I yell hello
through the drive-thru.
Hello.
Nobody answers me back.
I look around for all the other cars.
Where the heck is everyone at?
Sing it, Amy.
I won't shake fillet,
but it's Sunday.
I want the fries and a bit of waffle
But now I'm feeling awful
I'm on Chick-fil-A
But it's Sunday
Yeah, the one day that you aren't open
It's the one day that I was hoping
To get Chick-fil-A
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Real-Life songs about real-life things
To get Chick-fil-A
Let me put that out
Yeah, I put it up on Instagram
But don't worry about it.
Don't worry about us.
We're just doing our thing.
Don't worry about us.
Mark Zuckerberg says Facebook has two billion followers now.
Two billion.
Yeah.
I got a personal message from him yesterday.
He's it?
And it was like, well, thank you for being a member of our two billion followers.
Did you guys get that message?
I remember how long it took him to email everybody that?
No, no, probably just me.
Do you follow him?
No.
Oh.
So he wants to bring the world closer together.
That's his goal.
I got on Facebook last night and got irritated as crap.
And they went on a rant on my Twitter.
I didn't even ran on Facebook.
I got so mad at Facebook.
I run a rant on my Twitter.
Facebook is just not a good place.
Well, he seems to think that it can be,
and he's got hope for the future.
I guess if you're Zuckerberg, it is a great place
because it's made you billions of dollars.
Yeah, that's right.
For me, I go there and get angry.
It's like, you know what?
I've been in too good of a mood today.
What can I do to fix it?
F-A-C-E-O-O-K dot com.
That's how it goes, man.
Last night I was watching a bunch of radio people
bashing me from me in the Hall of Fame.
Like inside radio,
people?
Yeah, like writers and radio station PDs and stuff.
Why would people take the time to do that?
No, I did.
If they got in it, would you be taking the time to hate on them?
No.
No.
Rude.
Jealousy.
That's all it is.
Well, I posted a thing.
That isn't matter.
Wait, what did you post?
I didn't see it.
Nothing.
You just stay awake and watch my tweets.
I'm hilarious.
Oh, my gosh.
What else?
Because nothing.
I don't, I don't like, Facebook makes me sad.
I'll box yesterday.
And while I was boxing, there are three stages of
boxing,
puking,
quitting, and crying
and I almost
hit all three of them.
Puking,
quitting and crying.
Yeah, almost puked.
Shout out to my boy Jared
at title boxing
because he crushes me.
I almost puked
and I burped.
You know how you burp?
And it's like,
and it's like,
and it's like, don't you puke on me?
And I'm like,
okay.
And then I have to keep going.
And then there was one point
I was like,
I just can't do this anymore.
And I was about,
no, I was about to quit.
I didn't quit.
It's like,
don't you quit on me?
And then I thought,
I didn't quit.
And then at the end, he stretches me hard and have no flexibility.
And I almost started crying.
And he said, don't you cry on me?
So I hit all three.
Amy, I'm telling you, I leave that gym.
I've never been as exhausted but as fulfilled.
Ever.
To ask you what the good parts were.
Ever in my life.
And I get home, I eat like a pound of food.
I've put on serious weight.
I know we're talking about this day.
Like sizable muscle?
I don't know yet, but I think so.
Okay.
But that, and Amy's like, I want to come box.
I do.
I'm like, yes.
I need to experience this.
They have boxing classes where it's like cardio-based.
I, like an idiot, thought that's what I was doing.
But I signed up for fighting lessons.
That's awesome.
So I've been training.
So I'm about to whoop some butts.
That's so cool.
If I run to these people that are bashing me on Facebook, I'm probably going to
wove their butts.
Yeah, because I've done one of the cardio classes and I didn't want to pute, cry, or quit.
Yeah.
Well, we're a different order.
Pute, quit, and then cry.
Oh, sorry.
So that's probably why.
Boy, there was the time I was like,
and I watched myself in the mirror while I'm doing it.
in some of the moves. I don't look near as cool as he does.
Yeah. You don't look like a boxer yet?
No. I look like
a deer that was just born
trying to walk. The wobble.
Wobble legs. Yeah. Like I'm trying to
I'm just awkward and long.
Yeah, but that's... What she said.
Okay.
All right.
Out?
Yeah. Yeah.
All right.
Bobby. Bobby bones.
Got a couple things.
And I guess I'll ask this question first and they'll come back to it.
Give our listeners time to call.
in. Does your significant other resemble a celebrity? So much so you're like, huh, kind of like
whomever. Like really, do they? So that's what I'm talking about in a second. Let me give you
our phone number. 877-77 Bobby. The reason I ask is because there's this new dating app and you can
type what celebrity you like and it kind of finds people in the area that somewhat resemble them.
Oh, that's creative. Wait, what? I like it. That's cool. Like, I'm, you know, I like Kay Beckensoil.
I've always liked
like Kate Begging's always pretty.
So you could type that in
and it's going to show you people
that live by you that look like her.
If there are like people that
facial recognition-y
that's resemble her.
Crazy.
Kind of crazy, kind of creepy.
It's a new way to market your app.
Yeah.
So does your significant other look like
somebody kind of famous?
If so, call and tell us to you.
877-77 Bobby.
Let me give you a story.
It's going to blow your mind.
Okay.
So this dude is a,
ballpark and there's pictures up on Facebook
and they're like, you try to kidnap this little girl.
You may see this story? This is the craziest
story ever. I don't know it. It's terrible.
They're like, you try to kid up, they start posting pictures
on Facebook of them. They call the cops.
So what happens
is this young girl, and she's like,
two, she wanded away from her parents or in a softball game.
And this dude, good Samaritan
was like, hey, where are your
parents? And she didn't know where to tell him, and she was
all by herself. So he's walking around
trying to find her parents.
and he had her the two-year-old in his arm.
Like, hey, have you seen her parents?
So people took pictures of him and posted that he was trying to kidnap the child.
Oh, no.
Yep.
And not only that, the dad went and attacked the guy and punched him in the face
because he thought he was trying to take the daughter.
And that's not what happened at all.
He was just trying to find her parents.
He was in the parking lot.
The girl was wandering in the parking lot,
so he starts walking around the ballpark,
and the dad sees him with his daughter, goes up and beats him up,
and people posted pictures.
on the internet saying this is and his name, his kid's name.
Where's a dress?
His address.
He tried to kidnap this girl like blah, blah, blah, blah.
Like you got to watch out for this guy in your community, all this.
And it turns out he was actually saving the girl because she had wandered from her
irresponsible parents who beat him up.
Yeah.
Wow.
Within hours the man's name, his kid's pictures, where he worked all were on.
And like, look out for this guy.
And it's spread.
Goodness.
From Fox News, Florida police officers were warning people to double check what they post.
and share online after a man trying to help a lost child was vilified after a presumed whatever
I don't get it like if he was genuinely if he was holding her like hey have you seen this person's
appearance what led someone to believe he was trying to kidnap her one person posting it on
Facebook incorrectly and everybody going oh he sure is right you go share you see the dad
attack him so you think oh man that guy must have been taking the kid what a hero dad yeah
dad coming to save his daughter dad didn't ask questions he just came fists of flying
Man.
How about that?
Isn't it an unbelievable story?
Yeah.
God, just like that, your reputation's like, boop.
Yeah.
So, I read that last night.
It was like, dang, we should follow that with it.
What celebrity did your person look like?
Because you've got to lighten it up a little bit.
Okay.
So we're going to do that.
There's a Bobbycast up.
It's a show I do from my house.
Different songwriters, artists come by my house.
Cole Swindell came by.
You can search Bobbycast on Iheart Radio.
you can now save it into the podcast folder
subscribe to my Bobbycast
or on iTunes search Bobbycast
but Cole and I talk for an hour
like a lot about songwriting
before he got famous
as Cole Swindell the artist
I really enjoyed it
so it's called the Bobbycast
Bobbycast if you want to search that
All right
Does your significant other look like someone famous
Hello Hannah and Georgia
What's up?
Not much
Just drop my baby off at
South Paul Prattice
This early in the morning
Yeah she has it for right to 11
every morning
I guess it's summertime, though.
Yeah, before the heat.
No, during the heat, it kills me.
That's right.
We're getting older.
For them, though, I don't think.
What do you think?
Who's your significant other look like?
I think that my fiancee looks like Matt Damon, but only in a certain movie.
Like Dad bought Matt Damon.
Dad bought Matt Damon, like a specific Matt Damon.
He definitely had a dad-baud phase.
For what movie?
Matt Damon?
I don't recall, but...
We bought a zoo.
And we bought a zoo.
Yeah, we bought a zoo.
Yeah.
So your fiancé looks like we bought a zoo, Matt Damon.
Yeah, not Jason Bourne.
Ah.
I think he does, and so do the kids, and some of my friends do, but he doesn't.
He always calls me crazy whenever I tell him that.
Interesting.
Of all the Matt Damon's, I think that's the one I'd like to least look like.
Dad bought Matt Damon?
No, we bought a zoo, Matt Damon.
Yeah.
Yeah, I think he's sexy.
Hannah, thank you for calling.
Appreciate you.
Bye-bye.
Let's go over to Rebecca, North Carolina, Rebecca.
How?
Are you calling about you?
I'm sorry?
Are you calling about you?
I am.
Okay.
I bet you you look like somebody hot, don't you?
Go ahead.
My husband and I will be like out to dinner or in a store and people will come up to him and like,
who do people tell you your wife looks like?
And they're like, oh, Reese Wither Spoon.
That's awesome.
I'm pretty flattered by it, so I don't mind.
But my husband's like, why do these people say this?
I don't think you look anything like her.
She kind of broke the rule.
Well, no.
It's true.
Yeah.
Her husband's significant other.
No.
That's not how it works.
Well, hey, I like it that you called anyway, Rebecca.
Thank you for calling.
Thank you for calling.
Thank you.
I appreciate you.
Thank you very much.
Let's do this one.
Hey, Shelley in Indiana.
How are you?
I am good.
How are you all?
I'm really good.
So what do you think?
Who does your significant other look like?
We get told a lot that he looks like Vin Diesel.
How do you feel about that?
I am totally perfectly fine with that.
Do you think he looks like Vin Diesel?
Yeah, I think he does.
I love him.
He's not nearly as bustly as Vindiesel.
Oh, Dad bought Vin Diesel from We bought a zoo.
Vindiesel?
I wouldn't say like full tilt dad body.
It's in pretty good shape.
I'm not going to lie.
Where do you live in Indiana?
We live in Huntington.
It's about 30 minutes southwest Fort Wayne.
I'm going to be there Friday night in Fort Wayne.
Are you coming?
We're leaving for Tennessee to see our house.
Come on!
I know.
You're killing me, Bobby.
I'm going to be hilarious Friday night in Fort Wayne.
Trust me, it's killing me.
Every five of my being, it's killing me.
Oh, man.
Well, I hope you have a safe trip.
Thank you very much for calling.
Thank you.
I appreciate you.
They always beat me to that.
Dang it.
If you're in Fort Wayne, Indiana, I will see you Friday night, my stand-up comedy show.
Bobby Bonescom.
Get tickets.
Fort Wayne, I cannot wait to see you.
Cedar Rapids, can't wait to see you on Saturday night.
I really enjoy the fighter, and I have for a long time.
What if I'm...
This all makes me dance a little bit.
And I've never been one to hate a parody.
Actually, I enjoy them.
We do them ourselves sometimes.
But Eddie's kids have started doing parodies.
Oh, awesome.
Yeah, this is on their own.
I mean, this isn't my proudest dad moment or anything,
but they're in this phase of their life
where everything's got to be about poop and potty and butts and farts.
They're nine and three.
I know, but that's all they joke about.
Like, really?
What does lunchbox joke about?
It's the same kind of humor.
Exactly.
My kids, lunchbox.
Okay, so here's Eddie's 9-year-old and 3-year-old
doing the fighter, but to their own words.
Okay.
And they're just singing in the car, right?
Yeah, that's what they do.
What if I fart?
I will let you fart.
What if I will fart?
And if I will bar,
I wouldn't let you bark.
And if I will...
Oh, my goodness.
That's y'all's version.
Yeah.
You weren't happy with Keith Urban's version,
so you got to change it, make it your own?
Yes.
You guys are gross.
Listen, that's crazy, man.
They're crazy, man.
It's again.
Everybody in the room smiled.
Yeah, it's cute.
They're crazy.
From the top.
I know.
What if I do?
I will let you poop.
What if I fart?
I would let you fart.
And if I will bar,
I wouldn't let you bark.
And if I will fart.
Oh my goodness.
Hey, they have potential, Eddie.
Yeah.
They're writers for the rage idiots too now.
Yeah, man.
That's a jam kind of.
We need to remix that.
Maybe we get Keith and Kerry here to sing that version.
Oh, that's a great idea.
Yesterday, 5 p.m. or so,
Cole Swindell came over to the house.
I have a studio upstairs, and we do a show called The Bobbycast,
and you can search on IHeart Radio or iTunes and subscribe.
We talked for an hour about songwriting and music,
and I was asking Cole Swindell about the hat
because a lot of people think that's a CS for Cole Swindell.
It's actually a G.S for Georgia Southern.
You should be here.
So I talked about music and the hat.
I mean, a lot of people think it's my initials,
but you don't make any money off that Georgia Southern hat.
No.
Do you sell Georgia Southern hats at your shows?
No, they have them in the bookstore at the college.
So it's like, I mean, they had a graph of the sales of baseball hats
before I started wearing it now, and it's pretty funny, but to me, it's the Colesvindale
merch booth of the college.
I know, but I make, I mean, you know, I have my own line of merch down there at Georgia
Southern Now.
But he's known for that hat.
And so, that's not a CS, it's a G-S.
For a while, I thought it was for George Strait.
Really?
Yeah.
Are you making a joke or no?
No, I'm serious.
I thought you're making a joke because I really thought it's for Coleswendo.
No, a long time ago, I thought it was George Strait.
He also talked about writing.
This is how we roll.
The shooting bullets at the moonline.
Luke had set it in his show.
and Brian asked, he's like, you think we should ask him?
I'll ask him, I don't think he's going to want to come over here and write,
but I'll ask him.
He came over and listened to just the little bit we had, and he finished it,
and they got to sing it, and I didn't get to sing it.
I just got the song writing credit, so I've been introducing myself to Jason Derulo ever
ever since.
Like, hey, man, I wrote that song too with them, but we'll talk about that.
So it's a lot.
You can talk.
And it's like so much more than you just know cult,
because you know the songs, but you don't ever know, like, the people.
I always like that.
I always get to know them pretty well.
ask them. We just talk about like humans.
Cole Swindell sweepstakes, by the way.
It's the flatliner sweepstakes. It's a free trip.
One winner in a guess, we're going to see Cole perform on the tour with Dirk's Bentley,
and you get to meet Cole and a backstage hang.
The grand prize includes round-trip airfare, two-night's hotel, August 25th in San Diego,
and again, you get to meet Coleswindale.
Bobbybones.com. This doesn't cost anything. We don't spam you.
We just like to give away prizes through little online contests.
So if you want to meet Cole, Bob.
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He tells a really good story about this song too.
Forever he tried to, he was just like,
Dirk's when I cut the song, I think you should probably, you know,
I wrote it for you and Dirk's never heard it.
And then when he's like, I'm going to cut it, you should sing it.
And he was like, oh, do you really want to sing it with me?
It's a good story.
But anyway, Bobbybones.com, if you want to get in the Coleswindale sweep
mistakes and have your own interview.
Oh.
A couple things on our show Facebook page.
Number one is,
Amy did a cooking show yesterday
or as I would call it a mini-series
because it was two hours long
What?
Wow!
It was two hours and she called
Listen, I'm going to tell you the truth
Amy FaceTiming yesterday
and I was waiting for Cole
So I went out to get to my house
And I had like five minutes to talk
He didn't have much time
Just left the gym
It was covered in sweat
And I had to shower
And Cole was about to be at the house
Yeah
And Amy's like let's talk for half an hour
About my show
I don't have time
She goes
How was it?
And I said it was over two hours
Like there was a lot
I thought it was really good
I thought the setup was great
It's just much
Yeah. Well, the plan is not for it to always be two hours. This is the first one. We were filling everything out. I'm going to document everything. See what we liked.
Well, boy, did you ever. It was called cooking with Amy. Except they didn't cook for half an hour into it.
So you actually did the cooking on the show? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes, it's bad. You got to have it ready. Stop hating.
No, I'm talking about someone experienced in cooking shows. And you didn't even watch it and now you're like, that's bad. But Amy was like, I love criticism.
Oh, okay. All we did was say, hey, it took three.
And she goes, stop hating.
Not hating.
No, I said I will take constructive criticism.
Thank you.
I would cook earlier in your cooking show.
Okay.
Or haven't already cooked.
It ended up being more of like a talk show about food.
But it's called cooking with Amy, not eating with friends.
Two hours.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Which I thought we could rename it that.
Oh, okay.
All right.
But I did think it was good.
People can watch it.
Here's the problem with it being two hours.
You did some wonderful things at an hour and 30 minutes and nobody's going to see
is nobody's going to get to that part.
Yeah.
Cooking with Amy is up
on our Facebook page.
You block off some time.
You know, put it in your calendar.
I've been doing shows myself
for little pilots
over the past couple weeks of shows.
Yeah?
Like I did brushing Bobby's teeth.
Anybody catch that one?
I did.
Yes.
I thought it was pretty good.
It wasn't two hours.
No, no, no.
It was 13 minutes.
He was rather short.
Perfect.
All I did was brushing my teeth on
Instagram live
and let everybody watch.
It was a real amazing piece.
But I could come up with other shows
for you guys.
Okay.
For us.
Oh, great.
Lunchbox.
Yeah.
This is an online show I think you'd be good at.
It's called Napping with LB.
I like it.
You just live stream your naps.
I can do that.
I mean, I'm really good at napping and I don't move and people would be just amazed at how solid I sleep.
Well, that would be two hours.
No, and it would be 30 minutes.
Set your alarm?
He does 30 minutes, even.
Right on the dot.
Boop.
Eddie.
Yeah, yeah.
Yours would be called, you're a video producer and, you know, you hang out.
It's called after work with Eddie.
You hang out after the show, seeing how long you can hang out before you
have to go home.
Oh, nice.
Because you don't like to go home.
That could be up to two hours.
So it's seeing all the things that you find to do so you can avoid home.
Okay.
All right.
That is so funny.
Hold on.
That is a good title.
After work with Eddie.
Hey.
And it's all the time wasting things he can come up with.
People get to see how busy I am after the show.
Oh, boy.
People watch you play kickball in the studio so you don't have to go home.
Yeah.
To be, I would always be home.
Like, if my kids were making up parodies like yours, if you missed it, Eddie's kids did a parody
to the fighter.
Nine-year-old, three-year-old boy.
And I think it's called the pooter.
What if I fart, I will let you putt.
What if I fart?
I will let you fart.
And if I will put you fart.
I mean, you got to be proud of Dad, right?
Yeah, I'm so proud.
I mean.
Musically, they nail.
They, they, the melody.
Yes, it's great.
Like, oh, the melody's down.
And then even the echo, the background.
So they're doing the call and answer, too.
They're so good.
Hey, Keith or Kerry, if you're listening, call in and tell us what you think of that version.
I'd love to hear their opinion.
Everybody.
Transmitting across America.
This is a Bobby Bones show.
I think it's a good point.
Sometimes Eddie and I talk about philosophy during the show.
Yeah.
It's kind of high-brow stuff.
Deep, deep stuff.
Well, in the song, Body, like a backroad, he talks about taking her pants off and turning them inside out.
We're like, just grab them by the bottom of the feet and pull them and keep on
right side in, then you don't have to return them back out.
Exactly. Why inside
out? Because he grabs them by the top and pulls
them all the way down so they turn inside out.
Don't do that. It also hurts.
Correct. So, right. Just
take them from the bottom behind the heel
and pull their jeans that way. Slide right off.
And they stay right side in. Yep.
No, no, no, no. You got to understand.
When a girl's got those tight jeans on,
you're not pulling them by the ankles. You're
heading up. But you should is my point.
But it's a lot harder to pull them from the ankle.
Ah! Ah! Then.
flip them over and roll them down.
I don't think he's talking about this with you all right now.
Maybe that's why he said he don't need no help.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
You don't need no help.
Because maybe if he's pulling them from the bottom for the ankles,
he can use some help.
Guys, here's my argument.
If she has hips like honey, you grab them by the hill and they slide right off because they're honey hips.
They go,
dang, that's good point.
No, they're thick and so sweet.
I know, but they're like, honey's thick and sweet.
Honey's not sticky.
Honey's not like a loop.
Honey's not silky.
See, there's a lot.
lot to talk about.
These are the conversations
we have when we're not doing the show.
We like to, yeah.
We like to break down song, right?
Figure it out.
I still go with behind the heel
and pull that way.
Like, she puts her legs up a little bit
and you pull that way.
And you know what, frankly,
I don't need no help either.
Unless Eddie want to help.
You can do one leg out to the other than.
I'm good.
Hit that jam for me right there, please.
Come on.
Come on.
Day
Me said
Me said, me say, me say, me say day
Oh
Daylight come and me want
Work all night
And a drink for rum
Hey
Daylight come
Banana till the morning
Come
Daylight come and me want to go
Come
Come and you one, Mr. Tallyman, dally banana.
Manna, banana.
Oh, my goodness.
Man.
Six foot, seven foot, eight foot, punch.
Daylight come and you want to go home.
Six foot seven foot, eight foot.
Punch.
Boom, punch.
Oh, my goodness.
Dang it.
I know this part.
Dayline come and daylight go.
I'm done.
Like, you've heard it 20 times.
How do you not know that song?
I know, San Diego.
Wow.
I know that part, but that's, yeah.
I had no reason to play that song.
Yeah, why did you play it?
That's fine.
Great.
That's a tough one.
Oh, because we were singing it this morning.
Before the show.
Oh, Amy and I were.
You were doing something that sounded like you were going to some place like Jalemilma, you're performing at Jalemal.
Banana?
I don't know.
It made me think of it.
Oh, you're playing Jalemy banana?
I'm playing at a theater in Jackson, Mississippi.
Called?
Dala me.
I don't remember.
I can't say this.
Ray,
how do you say the name of the theater in Jackson?
Dali Amara?
Yes.
And I'm like, Ray, I'm from Arkansas.
And it's Jackson, Mississippi.
They're very similar places.
Yeah.
And I'm like, I just don't know if you would, I don't know how to say the theater.
However it was, when he said it, I was like, Dalet me banana.
Yeah.
So we're in the room singing that wasting time.
I love it.
We're doing here, me and lunchbox?
So what you guys are now having fun in the morning?
Yeah, a little bit.
That's what I'm talking about, guys.
Good job.
Hey, welcome.
Welcome to our side.
For like five seconds.
That's okay.
You got to start somewhere.
Then I was like, Amy, back to work.
Focus.
I had about an hour of liners to read today.
I walked in, and the packet was up to my nipples when I sat down.
Wow.
What I do before the show?
That's an exaggeration.
So I sit down, and I'm like, Ray, what am I working with today?
Because I get here before the show starts.
And Ray's like, I got a few.
He lied.
Yeah, it was a lot.
I read for an hour.
And, like, page, full page, full page, full page, full page.
And then I'm like, what, like, what's happening here?
And he's like, ah, you had her more than I thought.
So, people always want to what Amy and I do before the show.
Read.
Did they like, oh.
And Bobby had no time to look at a cute picture.
I wanted to show him.
Oh, she kept trying to show me a picture of a pregnant dog.
It's for my pile.
A pregnant dog.
We're talking about it in my pile.
Coming up in Amy's pile.
But she was like, look at this picture.
I was like, Amy, I'm trying to read.
Yeah, and he's like, stop.
I heard him, man.
Super serve our local stations.
More than any other syndicated show,
we try to make sure they have everything they want.
Anyway, it took me an hour this morning.
That's the worst story I've ever told.
But that's where that came from.
My funny and alone stand-up comedy shows in Jackson,
At Thara Marlis.
Tell me banana.
I don't know how to say it.
Talley me Banana Hall.
And I just don't know how to say it.
Yeah.
Which, you know, welcome to my life.
I don't know how to say anything.
And so I always just say,
coming to Jackson.
Yeah.
Jackson, I've been to a lot.
I know.
I'm going to Jackson.
I'll be in Fort Wayne, though, Friday night
and Cedar Rapids on Saturday, then Baton Rouge, so the next week.
I have more people that are significant to any others look like celebrities.
Bob and Austin.
Hey, guys.
What's up, buddy?
A while back, my wife used to...
Because?
Giving him to her because he thought she looked like Sandra Bullock.
He thought she was Sandra Bullock.
And this went on for months.
And she just let it happen?
the ring and said, you know, I'm married.
This was before Sandra Bullock was ever married.
No, you're not.
He still didn't believe her.
Do you feel like she looks like Sandra Bullock?
Yeah, she does.
I have, I literally, I've, I've had people tell me in public and friends, you know, and yeah.
And we were at Bess's restaurant one time with some friends.
And this couple, you know, really said, you guys really, she really looked like Sandra Bullock.
I'm going to go up to her and seen shy about going over and talking to Sandra.
Not my wife, but our guest to this day.
That's a nice, nice problem to have.
Sandra Bullock's awesome.
Has you ever met Sandra Bullock here?
I saw her at a gym.
I met her.
Yeah.
You've met her?
Yeah, I met her at a show, at a concert.
So you met her in like normal setting.
Very pleasant.
Was she pleasant?
So pleasant.
Yeah.
You know what?
I don't, you know what?
I don't like term I don't like is nice.
Nice is very surface.
I like kind.
I like pleasant.
Nice is fake.
to me. Like if someone's nice,
that's something they're putting on. Oh, okay.
If someone's kind, I feel like
that's from the heart. This is not about Sandra. This is just
my general. I was just saying it out loud, like how
I would say it, because I feel like I've said that about people.
You can't, no, no, most people do, and they
are nice people, but there's no depth to that.
You don't really know. That's, if I meet you once
and you're like, okay, he was nice.
If I hang around you
for a bit, I'm like, man, it's a pleasant person
or a kind of person. Oh, okay.
Just my voice.
Well, lunch hasn't,
You met any of those people?
I yelled at Sandra Bullock once
and she was rude.
No.
You ever met her? Never met her. Never seen her in public.
I'd yell at her if I did, though. No problem.
I just took a picture of her running on a treadmill.
Okay, creep.
Wow.
Hey, good move.
She was running fast. I was impressed.
Yeah. What do you think she was on? What number?
Probably 10.
Wow.
Yeah, she was on the highest speed possible.
What about incline?
I don't know. I couldn't tell.
You know, whatever.
Staying fit is one of the best.
Just gifts you can give your man, according to this woman.
He penned a letter.
I mean, come on.
This is from a woman.
Yeah, from a woman.
And this is her gift to her man.
Stay fit.
I'm just curious and your thoughts on that.
Okay, I'll give them.
She's 29 years old from D.C.
She argues that women should ignore the pack of feminist lies that make men and women
unhappier.
She's been married to her husband for less than a year, and she stresses that men are visual
creatures.
She says, you want to keep your husband?
Then keep your beauty.
if you have a wife that is exciting to look at, men will stay excited.
Now, some people are upset.
Now, I understand why they would be upset.
But, Amy, I wonder to you, she says if you're a woman, you want to keep your man happy.
You stay looking a certain way.
Can I ask you something?
Bring it.
Isn't my husband or aren't you in relationships?
You're attracted to other things besides the physical, right?
We are.
However, we as men, we're gay man.
We like pretty girl.
So you're admitting it's very visual.
I get it.
but if you're committed enough to marry,
you're in it for way more than just the visual.
You would think that, but we're like pretty girl.
We're dumb men.
Oh, my gosh.
We are in it for more, but really, men are stupid.
We like pretty girl.
Pretty girl.
I feel like I...
I break rock for pretty girl.
I see where she's going with that,
but I would keep it more well-rounded,
and I would also say that it's important to offer all aspects of the relationship.
Keep the emotional side of it healthy.
keep the communication side of it, all that.
But yes, I mean, my husband and I, we do try to stay fit for each other.
Like, that's the truth.
And we got in better shape after we got married.
This is an unpopular thing to say publicly because you will get backlash.
But the general sentiment I do agree with, just because men are stupid and we're visual and
women are smart and you guys are the ones that need the whole package.
Looks don't matter as much to you.
That's why you guys are better than us.
You can see things that are below surface.
Yeah.
And you can see it early.
Yeah.
Or you can see it late with a man.
We see someone.
We're attracted to them or we're not.
And it's like, on to the next.
With a woman, do you know how many girls have had to break down over years and years of time?
They're like, oh, he's not so bad.
That would never happen with a man.
We'd be like, do you not pretty to me.
No.
Me go to next girl.
Good.
Next girl.
Give me rock to break.
Can I say one more thing?
I don't know if she touched on this.
But I think as a woman, too, just keep in mind, if you keep yourself fit and healthy and in shape and feeling good,
you will be a better, I feel like I'm more confident and I feel better and I'm a better why.
Like, I'm better when I, you know what I'm, does that make sense? I hope I'm saying that right.
Listen, I don't think you have to be fit or healthy. I think you are what your man wants you to be according to her.
Like, it doesn't hate to be fit to be attractive to some guy. I know some guys like.
True.
Really skinny girls and some girls, guys like all shapes and sizes.
Right.
But there's a reason that every city you go to has a strip club in it for men.
And really there's only big ones in Vegas
Like funny
It's like a novelty thing
Like ha ha ha ha
We went to Thunder Down Under
Yes
Also my nickname in college
No
What
Trying to finish my speech over here
I gotta give a speech
Like right to the show
Like all these important charity people
We can help you
Yeah are you ready?
I mean
Yeah I'm just like tweaking things right now
Okay
What's you got?
No I can't because
I'm they're listening
See I gotta be
What have you discarded
Um, ooh, read the trash pile.
Yeah.
I just cut a couple.
I cut a joke.
Okay, what'd you cut?
Yes.
So it's for, oh, this is so inside.
But it's for corn caps shaw who is, runs the management company that I'm under.
He's like, the guy that I look to him, like, man, give me your advice, your wisdom.
And he's getting this really great charitable offer.
He's like, this guy that's super inspiring to me to do good all the time.
And so he's super rich, too.
And so the joke, because the event, oh, yeah, the vits it at a place and the joke was, ah.
What was the joke?
What?
What?
Well, I got to find it now.
All right.
Hold on.
The jokes at city, or the places at city winery.
I'm deleting jokes now because I'm trying to find it.
And it's like, hey, oh, crap, hold on.
He bought.
Why did you guys ask me this?
This wasn't going to be a segment.
Let me guess.
Let me guess.
He bought the whole city wine.
No, he did.
No.
That's funny.
But it was like City Winery. During breakfast, he actually, he's a big real estate investor.
Yeah.
And while you're all eating breakfast, he's actually been on the building.
So the Corn Capshaw presents City Winery with Marin Morris coming up in a minute.
Oh, like he just bought it while you guys are sitting there.
Something like that.
Okay, okay.
I cut it, though.
I cut that joke.
All right, all right.
Yeah, that's a good one to cut.
What?
Listen to Amy.
That's a good one to cut.
I'm just kidding.
I'm not.
I don't even know how to read.
I lost it because I trashed it.
Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay.
I'm not supposed to tell jokes of this thing.
But I feel like, why would someone have me
other day, but they didn't want me to be funny?
Yeah, because that's you, you're the funny guy.
Well, I'm the guy that tries to be funny.
You know what I mean?
I'm not always funny.
Like you just said, is it going to cut?
Let's see.
You should help me help you write things.
He just bought the whole city wine, everybody.
All right, Daniel and Fort Wayne.
What's going on, buddy?
Hey, buddy.
Yeah, I talked to you last week on the way to the hospital as my wife was in labor.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, you were chasing the ambulance.
Yeah, dude.
Hey, so I'll just give you the story real quick.
Got to the hospital, and a few short hours later, Amelia Rose was born.
Look at this guy!
Four pounds, eight ounces.
Oh, she's so tiny.
She's about eight weeks premature, but she's doing pretty dang good.
She's hanging out in the Nick U.
in the hospital there for at least four weeks, well, probably about three weeks now,
so we can bring her home.
How you feel?
dude my mind is still blown you know it was just it was so out of the blue that like I didn't have time to mentally prepare it was just one day I'm having a normal morning at work and then next thing I know there's a baby coming out you know dang that's how I won't mind to be to fill in people that are listening that don't remember the call like he legit did not know his wife was pregnant they found out while they were being rushed to the hospital and he called us from chasing the yeah dude congratulations thank you so I uh I uh I just want to
let you know, I'm sorry, I'm probably not going to be able to make your comedy show in
Fortland this weekend.
No, dude.
Bring the baby.
I wish I could, but I just want you to know that if you get bored on Friday when you're
here, you've got an open invite to come over and hang out of the hospital for a little bit.
That's so cool.
You should go.
Dang.
Go hang out of the hospital.
Appreciate it.
Here.
Bobby's favorite place.
I found my joke.
Going to hear it?
Yeah, yeah.
All right, so Corn's a big real estate investor.
He actually put a bid in for this place while he was ordering his breakfast.
So be sure to clean up after yourself
Because about noon today
It turns into Corn Capshaw Presents
The City Winery
I like that
Yeah, right much so
But I like it
I cut it
It's okay
It didn't make it
So imagine how good the other ones are
Exactly that means that one's gonna be really good
All I do is write all time
Write books
Not even that good
Write the second book
Not even that good
Write jokes, right songs, right
None of it's even that good
Why do I write?
Letters
The other thing you don't write
Is this show
But everything else in your life
You write.
You writes texts all the time
I like gifts
Yeah
I like gifts
I like to gift things.
I got my funny gift for everything.
I'm a gift guy.
I'm like, don't hate.
And I find Michelle Tanner riding a little horsey,
and I send it to him.
What do you want for me, people?
Let's go to Katie in Missouri.
Hey, Katie, Missouri, what's happening?
I'm good.
How are you?
I'm really good.
Can you tell me something?
Yeah.
I got to come about the girls who said you have to stay
fit for your husband or whoever.
I think it's 100% true.
Just because I have friends who are married and they've struggled with their husbands a little bit because they've had stressors in their life so they've gained a little bit of weight or they just don't have time to see work and their husbands confess that, you know, I've struggled because I've fantasized about one of your friends because she is in shape still and she takes care of herself.
So that's something that I think is extremely important in a relationship because, yes, everything about you keeps whoever you.
with you, but what's that first thing that attracts them?
It's your physical looks.
You have to take care of yourself
in order to honestly keep things going.
I appreciate your call.
The letter was that she said, hey, women,
if you want to keep your man into you,
you have to stay in shape because men,
and I'll say, men, we're dumb.
Like, we're dumb.
and we're very visual creatures
and we're like
we need to see the pretty top
we like pretty girl
we like pretty girl
party
party party pretty
because we're like cavemen
I can't take you seriously
but that's what we're
and there are other things
that we like but men in general
no no no don't give us too much credit
oh because
I mean I like y'all
I mean I know that you're smarter than that
but again
and better than that
we're visual
you're able to have
have more depth.
You can enjoy a man for whatever he gets.
I don't even know.
I don't even know what we give.
We're big pieces of crap for the most part.
Trash.
At times, definitely.
Yes.
But you're able to find the good in us.
And we're like, if you're not pretty, I don't care how good.
Do you want Nobel Peace Prize?
Is their hair pretty?
I don't care.
But everybody's attracted to different things.
I mean, y'all are saying, like, nobody's saying like you have to like go try to be
Dazel or something because that's impossible.
Just know that women.
That's unattainable.
And guys, you should know that for women that's unattainable.
Is it impossible?
Yes, it's impossible.
There's no way.
That's genetics.
I mean, she does eat right and work out, but she's like, like, don't try to twist this.
No, but whomever you marry, you were attracted to initially.
Exactly.
So do people that marry someone a little bit?
Because when I married my husband, I was heavier, so do I have leeway?
Maybe.
Can I gain weight?
You can do whatever you want.
Okay, okay.
All I'm saying is a woman's getting a lot of criticism for saying what a lot of
people feel and say it and just won't say it.
Right, because it's not like the women thing to say.
But if I turn it into a real duch in a relationship, then she piece out.
Yeah.
If you should be able to just chunk deuses and run.
All right, there's that.
Hello, you're on the air, Tamara and Lafayette, Louisiana.
What up?
What up?
I cannot believe I got through.
I love you guys.
Thank you very much.
What would you like to say?
I just wanted to say.
I think it was Ray's girlfriend that 23.
about the monkey,
seeing a monkey or hearing a monkey every day?
Yeah, every day in your life you supposedly hear
or see a monkey.
Oh my gosh, it's 100% true.
Or the word monkey, yeah.
It is a fact.
I hear it every day.
I see it on like the TVs in Walmart every day
or I hear like my kids will make a monkey sound.
It's amazing.
Wow.
I have been looking.
I don't see many monkeys.
I don't see any monkeys.
The only time I see it is on Twitter
when someone says, I saw a monkey.
On purpose.
Yeah.
So we see the monkey for the day?
Yes.
The monkey of the day.
Day. Well, we go over to Amy. She has some stories laying around. And if we don't get to them,
we go into Amy's pile. What do we have first? Well, there's a woman that has a dog that's
pregnant, and she did a maternity photo shoot with her dog. Is she pregnant, too? No, she's not
pregnant. Her dog's pregnant. And it's so cute. She has a sign. It's like, I'm being a mom,
and the dog's all pregnant. And she put flowers on the dog's head. It's actually really
adorable. Like, people are loving it. I can't hate on that. Yeah. I love my dog more than
anything in the whole world.
Yeah.
We've got it on our Facebook page,
Bobbybones.com, if people want to check it out.
It's so cute.
Listen, I fill the void in my heart
for love with my dog.
Right?
Yeah.
And that's what I do.
That's why I love my...
I mean, my therapist told me a long time ago.
Like, I tell my dog all the time,
I love you and never told that to a human.
I tell my dog.
So for me, to judge this ridiculous thing
would be hypocritical.
Yes.
It's very awesome of you to recognize that.
That's pretty ridiculous.
She is going to lie.
It's funny, though.
So we'll put on our Facebook page,
bobby bones.com, click over to the Facebook page.
When I read this this morning, it made me think of you,
because did you know that Thomas Jefferson was chosen to write the Declaration of Independence
over Benjamin Franklin because other members of the committee were afraid that
Benjamin Franklin would sneak in a joke?
I didn't know that.
It's something so serious and awesome.
But do you know?
writing jokes? I love that. Who knew Vinci was like?
What? What's the deal
with a declaration of independence?
What's it declaring?
Isn't that cool? That is funny.
I have jokes today. I'm doing a charity
breakfast honoring someone. I'm not supposed to do jokes, but I got a few.
I got a few up my sleeve. Oh boy.
Untested, unproven material is always
always a tough one. Yeah, what else you got?
So because of all the Bachelor in Paradise drama,
right now producers are only letting contestants have two drinks per
hour. It's like a new rule.
Are they those drinks, like, in Vegas,
they're like four foot tall?
Absolutely.
Yeah, it's those really long ones.
Two an hour of all those hours, that could
still be a lot of drinks.
But they put out the press, like, guys, we've got to do something to contain
this. So put out the press release only to an hour.
And they bring in these beer mugs up to your waist.
All right, guys, only two. Beep,
beep. And if any contestants want to kiss
or I don't know, anything like that, they had to get
permission from a producer.
What?
The show's going downhill.
It's done.
I don't want to laugh because it's obviously for, like, safety of people, like, consenting.
But, I mean, it's your own legit.
If I'm right, they have cleared him from any charge at all.
Yes, yes.
That guy, yeah, he was, like, jogged through the mud.
That girl's boyfriend, Corinne, is back with her going, and apparently she went on the show with a boyfriend that she hooked up with you?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't know.
I don't know.
These people, these people.
It's great TV though.
You got to watch it.
And lastly, Lindsay Lohan is starting her own lifestyle website.
For $2.99 a month, you can get, and you can quote me on this, personal diaries, video updates, exclusive fashion and beauty tutorials, shopping guides, stuff like that.
I hope that she's able to kind of come back.
Me too.
She looks really healthy in these pictures.
All jokes aside about Lindsay Lohan and trust me, we've made them too.
but I hope she's really able to fix whatever it is
because we really don't know what people are going through
and she's able to correct her life
if it needs corrected and
just be a citizen and be a human
and do human things and not have to
and not have to be
an addict
that's a tough thing to get out of man
so I hope she does I don't know her never met her
probably won't never meet her but I hope she does
just yeah I root for her
anyway okay
all right there you go
I'm Amy and that's your pile
I didn't know we had a close
Can I say that?
We can test things out.
It's a real pile of awesomeness.
That's my pile.
Take my pile in.
And what?
This is a Bobby Bones show.
Bobby Bones.
Once I appreciate you for being here.
Let's say you heard the whole show, right?
You're like, well, now why do I listen to?
Like, there's nothing else that I want to listen to.
Well, let me give you a suggestion.
The Bobbycast.
Coleswindale came by the house.
And he talked about stuff like riding,
coaster for Luke Bryan. I mean, when we played him this, me and Michael Carter wrote this when
we played it for him. It wasn't even to pitch it to him. It wasn't to see if he would
record it. We just wanted him to hear my voice on it to see what he thought. And he freaked
out, drove us straight over to his producer's house. And me and Michael are sitting there like,
what is going on? We are, that feeling is, that's a one of a kind feeling when somebody you've
looked up to is about to, I mean, is freaking out literally over a song like you've never seen him.
So it's a lot of behind the scenes about his writing career before he got an artist deal.
and Coleswindell
on my house yesterday
search Bobbycast on IHartRadio
and now there's a whole podcasting part
of IHart where you can save them
subscribe and you can subscribe on iTunes
so Coles Wendell
the latest victim of the Bobbycast
people always leave and go
I've never been interviewed like that before
not that I'm a great interviewer
but that long form
it just doesn't happen
with how we do it
so check that out
thanks for hanging on our Wednesday
tomorrow
throw them back
oh yeah yeah
we should see that happening
on a Thursday
You're like a throwback Thursday, plays a cool stuff?
That's an interesting concept.
Yeah, yeah.
Post-show meeting.
We'll figure out something.
Tomorrow throwback Thursday on Instagram, Mr. Bobby Bones.
Appreciate you.
Yeah.
Bobby Bones Show.
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