The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby Challenges Jason Aldean To Remember The First Line Of His Hit Songs + Bobby Is Deleting One Of His Social Media Accounts

Episode Date: March 21, 2018

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Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones. Let's go. We're transmitting across America. This is the Bobby Bones show. That's right. Nah, here we are. Yeah, morning, morning, morning.

Welcome to the show. Here we go. A Wednesday. Morning studio. Morning. Do you want to appear smarter than you actually are? Well, ooh, no, there could be pressure associated with that. If you appear really smart, people expect it.

And then when you're less smart than they think, they're like, whoa. Well, you like low expectations? Well, then you surprise them. If you want to seem smarter or make people take you seriously, speak slower. Speaking slowly makes people sound more intelligent. By putting more emphasis on your words, people go, oh, wow, I'm so impressed. You must really know a lot about this.

Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, great. Oh, and now she wants to be smart. This is going to be a slow show today. Is it? Recognizing people doing cool things. It's ICU.

So Karen Gunter, a third grade teacher in Dallas, realized your kids could not recursive at all. That had been taught cursive, which, you know, really why would you use it? but then when they couldn't read it she was like, that's weird. So how it came up they were looking at the Declaration of Independence and we're like, what's that funny writing on there?

Oh my goodness. So she wanted to teach them to write cursive in a fun way since it really isn't in the curriculum anymore. She connected them with pen pals at a local senior living community which they're lonely a lot of times. And they definitely can write cursive. Yeah, they're good at it.

Back in the day, that's what they did with the felt tip pins and the feathers on the end. Yeah. So what they do is they write letters back and forth. The old folks and the young kids are sending letters back and forth. Do you ever cursive it up? Oh, yeah, of course. Sometimes I still do, just for fun, on the weekends. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, I'd take cursive vacations. Friday night. Yeah. All right, gather around, everyone. Let's get to writing some cursive. All right, that's I see you. There is. I see you.

The Bobby Bone Show. Big three stories. It's producer Raymond. The Austin Package Bomber is dead. Police were able to track him down using cell phone technology, security video, and store receipts. Now they're trying to see if there's any other bombs throughout the city. In other news, the nor'easter is here. The winter storm's going to dump 18 inches of snow on Philadelphia and New York and other parts of the northeast.

And finally, in Maryland at a high school, there was a school shooting. The teen shooter died after injuring two classmates. The school resource officer stepped in and ended the situation within a minute. Yeah, thanks for hanging with us. Let's go over to Sonia in Kansas. Hey, Sonia. Hi, Bobby. How are you?

Good. What's happening with you? Well, I just wanted to tell you that one day I was going through the channels on the radio station, and I came up upon the Friday dance party, and that's my kind of music. I love it. But because I love listening to you guys so much, I continue to listen to you every morning on my way into work. So you're not a country music fan, generally speaking. I liked it back in the 80s, like George Strait, those guys. and then it got kind of

Rear, Rear, Rear, you know Interesting, Rearer, Rear, go ahead And it was just like I listened to it now And my cousins, they're all country fans And they always go to the country Stampede And Manhattan, Kansas And I just was like, nah, I'll say, you know, I won't go

But I'm thinking about going this year Yeah, we got you in, we hooked you, huh? Yeah I appreciate that So you like the show, you also like 90s hip-hop And lunchbox, so happy for you and your wife having a baby. And Amy, I think you're wonderful. Bobby, you're very interesting.

I just want to read your biography. I don't know. You're just very cool. And I'm calling from Fort Riley, Kansas, Home of the Big Red One. Hey! Home of the what? The Big Red One. It's the Big Red One.

It's the Army soldiers. Oh, the Big Red one. I actually said the Big Bread one. I was like, man, I like to go there. Sounds like a gluten paradise. Thank you very much for the call. I appreciate that. Let's go to Haley Joe in Nashville.

Hey, Haley Joe. Hey, what's up, guys? You're on the air? What do you want to say? Hey, I was calling. I wanted to tell Lunchbox a couple of new dad tips that I thought about. One of ours, we have a Boston Terrier. She's three years old, and one thing I had read was to bring home an article of clothing that the baby wore while you're in the hospital.

So, like, while she's in the hospital with baby, lunchbox would bring home a piece of clothing that the baby's worn so the dogs can get. Oh, for the job. Dogs. Yeah. What else? Okay. And then also lunchbox, even though she's planning on breastfeeding, make sure you get up and offer to change the baby's diaper, see if she needs a drink of water.

And even sometimes just waking up and keeping us company during those early morning hours makes all the difference in the world. Look at that. What? Keeping you company. What? Yeah. You're supposed to be, if you're not doing it.

Moral support. Wow. I never thought about that, but... That's why she called to lend you Zad advice. That's new dad advice. Thank you. Do you think that's something you'd be interested in? I do not think I'd be interested in keeping a company at 2 o'clock in the morning. Okay.

I'll hand her the baby. Yeah, and then go back to bed. Positivity time. Tell me something good. We'll start with Lunchbox. Lunchbox, Tell me something good. A record was just set. for the world's longest hockey game.

They played for 10 days straight. Wait, why? All to raise money for cancer research. I thought they were just real bad and they couldn't score a goal. Come on, God. No, that's a good thing. 40 players signed up and they rotated playing five on five. Gold.

That's cool. Doesn't say who won, but they raised $1.2 million for cancer research. I know one. Cancer research. That's right. The winner. That cricket is a sport where they play for multiple days. They don't stop.

They play for like eight or nine hours, and they go to bed, and they come back and play again. They keep you four or four or five days. Yeah, I bet this one. I got a good one. Back in 1962, Elmer and Fran, they met at a steak and shake.

And they hit it off. They married. It's their 55th anniversary. So they had their anniversary. All the grandkids, it's the same steak and shake. That's cool. Isn't that cool?

Yeah. Amy, give me something. So you know those cat cafes. Morning number two. Yeah, you're going in there are cats everywhere. Yeah, all the young kids. into it. Well, there's one particular in rural West Virginia

and it really is, it's like a cat shelter, but it's a way for the cats to not be in cages because every person that comes to the cat cafe to cuddle with the cats, they have the opportunity to adopt any of these cats. They're not just there to work and cuddle, but they're

all available and they've adopted out at this cat cafe, 170 cats. Wow. Because people come in, they cuddle, they play with them and then boom, they take them home. Pretty cool. Have you seen the previews for Roseanne coming back? I haven't.

Really? Not one. Yeah, they're all over ABC. So Roseanne's coming back next week. I still watch the reruns sometimes on TV land. If I were to say the Connors, that would be Roseanne. That's their last name. Okay, if I were to say the Barones, what family is there?

Ray. Ray Barone. Everybody loves Raymond. Correct. If I were to say the Bankses. Will Smith No, fresh prince of Bel Air Correct If I were to say the Heffernans

Oh, oh, I know the Heffernans Hold on, hold on What family TV shows the Heffernans I need another hint I know it It's like right on the tip of my tongue I just need a little nudge I need a nudge

Just a nudge Lunchbox, do you know it King of Queens That's it, Doug and Kerry Okay, the Tanners. Oh, um, full house. The Winslow's. What TV show?

Family Matters. Oh, the Taylors. The Home Improvement. The Griffons. Andy. That's Griffith. Shoot. Not the Griffiths.

Okay, okay, who is it? The family guy. Family guy. Oh, I don't watch that. Okay. The Arnold's. I know this. What TV show had the Arniz?

Arnold's last name. Why am I thinking of, now I'm thinking of Roseanne, but because Tom Arnold. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. Come on. Lunch bikes? The Wonder Years.

Oh, good one. Kevin Arnold, yeah. Yeah, you're right. Okay. Easy one, the Huxstables. Oh. Bill Cosby. Yeah, you ain't catching a show on anywhere.

The Cosby show, yeah. I mean, rest of the next one. Moving. Moving on. Kids, see, it's so sad. What's so sad about that is. There's many things sad about that. I know.

There's so. many layers that are sad, but it really was a great family show that was pure and funny and family. It's no longer. Well, Roseanne's back next week, and I'm telling you, Dan, John Goodman looks old. I don't know how he really is. Oh, it looks really old. It looks really old.

Yikes. Google that real quick. John Goodman age. If he's under 90, he is 65. Oh, he looks way older than that. Oh, man. And why are we bringing all these shows back? Because they'll make money. That's what it's all about.

That's why every single thing exists. Because he does look old. Stephen Tyler turned 70 next week. That's crazy. Yeah. He does not. Now he's the opposite of that. And he doesn't live that 70-year-old life.

I mean, that's a good-looking chick right there. Stephen Tyler. Wow. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. So Tim McGraw and Faith Hill are on a little tropical vacation. And Tim shared a funny post. on social media of him underwater and some crazy outfit and flippers,

I guess doing spearfishing or something. He's even got a snorkel. And all he wrote in the caption was, hydrating. Obviously, poking fun of himself for collapsing on stage and then saying it was because of dehydration. So today we're playing the world premiere of Keith Urban's new song, Coming Home.

It features pop singer Julia Michaels. Coming home is the first single from Keith's new album, Graffiti You, and we're playing it every hour on this show. So hope you like it. I'm Amy. That's your 30 Second Skinny. Bobby Bone Show.

Boney up the day. This story comes up from Orange County, Florida. A man was breaking into a car when police approached him. He took off on foot, running through a backyard, sees a lake, jumps in. They had to rescue him. They put him in handcuffs in the boat. He's like, all right, now's my time to get a good away. Oh, wait.

So he jumped in the water. They rescued him. They handcuff him. Okay, now he wants to jump out again. And he jumps back in the. the water, he had to be rescued a second time. So, he had to be rescued without handcuffs, so he thought it was smart to jump in with handcuck.

Yeah. Huh. Oh, man. I'm Lushbox. That's your bonnet story of the day. Let's go. Bobby Bones. The Bobby Bones show.

So, I don't remember someone coming to me about a charity event. I guess you and I couldn't do it. Maybe a scheduling conflict. Is that what it was? Yeah, scheduling conflict. It never got to us because I guess they knew we were gone. Right. Amy and Bobby were both gone, and so I replied said, hey, I'll do it, no problem.

Which is nice of them. Yeah, very nice little deal. And they replied back, oh, we're going to go in a different direction. Dang. So you were volunteering your services to host a dinner for this nationwide company. Why would they not want you in your mind? I don't know. I have no idea why they would reject me when they emailed the rate.

station saying, do you have anybody that can host or dinner that raises money for charity? And so when you guys, they obviously wanted someone from the show, so I replied, I'm in because you guys had a scheduling conflict. And they reply back, actually, I think we're going to go in another direction since Bobby and Amy can't do it. Like, ouch. I'm not going to name names on what company it was. Let's just say.

Whoa, blah, whoa, whoa. Wait, no, let's just say. No, I'm not going to name name. Let's just say I hope they never sell another house. Oh, come. Don't say that. What do they want you to do? It was just a dinner.

They raised... Why do you think people say no to you? I have no idea. Maybe because I'm loud and exciting and they want a more mundane host like this that's going to keep the room quiet. I don't know. Is that what you think I do? I go and keep rooms quiet?

Yeah. Huh. Interesting. You're not yelling and excited. I don't yell. No, no, no. And stumble over your words. Lunchbox is good in front of a crowd with a microphone. He can get people pretty hyped up. And maybe they don't want hyped up at a charity dinner. You just think you're too good at what you do.

I might be too good of a host and so they wanted... That's probably it. Yeah, I'll get out there. We'll just settle on that. We're good. Are we good on that? Yeah, that's it. Bobby Bones. On the Bobby Bones show now. Jason L. Dean. Hey, buddy. What's going on?

I didn't get an invite to the house last night. why not? I don't know. All I know is I come to work and everybody's, we went to Jason Aldine's house. Hey, I didn't send out the invites. So that's above my pay grade right there.

You're invited. Hey, you just come over just on a random night. Can you imagine? Jason. Come on. It's me, Bobby. Hey, I got people over there all the time anyways. Hey, what's one more?

Who hangs out at your house? Tyler Farr, a lot. And my sister, my sister is like my next-door neighbor, and so I have three nieces at that house. So they're always at my house. And then my daughters obviously are over there, and they'll have friends over some times. Do you have a swimming pool?

My mom, my dad, my whole family's like right around my house, so I always got people over there. You have a swimming pool? Yeah. Is it ready yet? No, actually, it's like a concrete pool, so we're having to repaint the bottom part of it. So we actually just emptied it out so we can paint it.

With your face? Because if I had a pool, my face would be at the bottom. I do not want to look at that every day when I'm swimming. Trust me. My face. Let me see what we got here. So you put out another song, I think Friday of last week, right?

Their title track? Yeah, title track. It's Rearview Town, man. Probably one of my favorite songs on the record. You look at that stuff when it goes up? Do you look a reaction? Yeah, man. I like to know what people are saying and how they're, you know, feeling about the song.

And, you know, so I'll throw it up there. on like a on the gram and just kind of say hey you know new songs out and what do you guys think will you look at them yeah i'll take them out and see what people say and unless they're not digging it and then i just won't look at them anymore that was my question do the bad ones like the one or two bad ones out of 300 do they bother you yeah i mean obviously it it's you want everybody to like you know the stuff you're doing it be but i also am smart enough to know that you know not everybody's going to like what i do and and you're always going to have the ones that are going to have a you know a comment or two to say. But, you know, ultimately, if I can look at it and, you know, 90% of

of the people that are listening to it or, you know, commenting on it like it, then I, you know, I think that's pretty good. So this song here just keeps on moving and selling. You make it. I mean, this thing is selling like crazy. It's unbelievable, man. It's, you know, I mean, I can tell you when I found that song and, and we cut it, you know, I thought it was pretty special. I mean, I thought it was going to do well. But I know it was going to do this well. I didn't know it was going to take off like it has. It's just, you know, I think one thing I think people aren't used to hear me sing those types of songs. You know, usually if I sing a slower song or whatever, it's more of a, like at any old barstool.

It's sort of a heartache type ballad, not really a love song. So I think this is a little bit of a curveball, but it's just a great song, you know. Do you dance? No. Not at all. Not if I can help it. Like, how do you sing this song with that slow dancing a little bit? I mean, I, you know, I can slow dance if I have to.

And I have, but it's not something that I, you know, enjoy. But do you dance when no one's watching? You don't even, you just don't enjoy dancing? No, no. No, like, spontaneous little dance parties at the house with all these people that are there. Maybe if I've been drinking, but, you know, it's not something I just make a habit of doing. So basically. But who doesn't like dancing?

I don't know. Even if you're not good at it. Well, that's it. I'm not good at it. If they said $10 million, dance. Dancing with the Stars? Oh, no, no way. You hate it that much?

Yeah, I don't like dancing anyway. I definitely don't want to do it on primetime TV, you know. Man. I could have the best teacher ever, and it probably wouldn't matter. But you're an athlete? Yeah, I'm not saying I couldn't, but I just, I don't know. I just, you know, I just, I don't like, I just don't enjoy dancing. I don't know what it is.

What do you enjoy doing? Maybe I'm weird. What are your hobbies? Top three hobbies. Top three hobbies. You know, I like to do outdoor. I like to hunt and fish and play golf and I like to play softball or basketball. Do you play softball?

Yeah. I play on the road, actually. So I have a, like last year, so I have me and my band and like Kane Brown played with us. And we'll go out and we'll play, like maybe play the Sheriff's Department or whatever town we're playing in. So you'll set up games, huh? Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's cool.

So it's fun. I mean, it kind of gives us something to do, get off the bus and, you know, have some fun. What position are you? I play a shortstop. Of course. But, you know. But, I mean, I love playing baseball. I grew up playing baseball.

And even when I got out of high school, I used to play and, you know, softball, and big tournaments and stuff. You know, first base gets the most camera time. I know. That's what I used to play first base in high school. So I, I, they got the ball all the time. So I like that. But my cousins, who works for me and is on the team is 6-6.

So he's the first baseman. He's a big target. That's why I had to stop playing because I played first base, even into college a bit, we'll try a little walk on, because I was like a baseball player, but I was left-handed and not a lot of room for contact-hitting average first baseman. Hey, that was me, man. I was a slap hitter base stealer and playing first base with no power.

It didn't work out well for me. So you did the same thing. Yeah. So I actually got recruited to college to play like middle infield, because I did play middle infield in like summer leagues and all that because I knew I wasn't, I didn't have the pop to play first base in college. You're right-handed though, huh? Yeah.

Yeah, that's why they stuck me over there. I was left-handed. I can actually switch it, but I'm better. Oh, Amy. I'm naturally right. I was about to bring up that I can't do. She said. I'm not ambidextrous, but I can hit left-hand.

Me too. Golf or softball, I can do left-or-right. Oh, I can't hit a golf ball left-handed. I've showed these guys at our softs. Yeah, you're equally bad at both. No, I have, no, I got on base. Last time you at the City of Hope softball tournament, I went up there, batted left-handed, which I'm right-handed, made contact, got on base.

I didn't walk to the base. I hit the ball and I ran to the base and I was safe. What is this? We don't have it yet, but you did a song with Miranda. Yeah. So everybody's been talking about it. I haven't heard it yet, but what is it? Is it slow song and fast song? It's kind of a, I guess, kind of be more like a mid. It's a little bit more of a slower type mid song and pretty, you know, probably more on the traditional countryside. It's called Drowns of Whiskey. and it's, you know, it's kind of similar, I would say, to something like the truth or any old bar still. It's kind of along those lines, but it's a really cool song, man, and Miranda, you know, we recorded a song together on my second album called Grown Woman that was really cool. And she kind of was, she was on it, but she was sort of background, you know, in the background a little bit.

And so I wanted to make it more of a feature thing on this record. and so she came in and she's really a great like harmony singer and our voices just blend really well together and so she sang on this thing

and we just kind of cranked her way up in the mix and you know it's cool man she did a great job on it how does that ask go and who comes up with the idea to ask Miranda like what's that whole process

it was my idea and luckily I mean I've known Miranda for years and we kind of came up in the business together we hit about the same time and toured together a lot in the early days and so I've known

her for for long time and been friends for a long time. So I just, you know, basically just called her up and said, and the way, actually the way it went down was I had a song in mine and I called her and I said, hey, I want to send you this song and see what you think. And I sent her the song and she wasn't really crazy about the song. And so I said, hey, if you don't like the song, I don't want to do that song. So I was like, I actually got another one that just came in that I think is probably, will probably fit better anyway. So I sent her that one and it was drowns of whiskey and that's the one she liked. And so that's what we did. But the first one My center actually, she was kind of like, eh, I mean, it's okay.

You know, she was trying to be nice and basically say that, you know, she didn't like it. But isn't that cool that she would say she didn't like it? No, absolutely. Isn't that admirable? Absolutely. And, you know, I mean, because that's, that's me, too. Like, I'm a straight shooter. So just be up front. Because, I mean, obviously, too, I didn't want her to be, you know, singing on a song she didn't like.

So I just told her, I was like, if you don't like this one, that's cool. Like, we'll find something cool. This is the one we had in mind. But if you don't like it, I got, you know, I had another one. Jason Aldeen's here. You can pre-order a rearview town coming out in April.

Is it like a rapper where if someone guests on a record, you kind of owe them a guest back? So if Miranda said, Jason, I need you to sing on my record, do you feel like it's an OZ's? I don't think so. Although, I mean, you know,

if somebody, I mean, if she were to ask me to sing on her record, I mean, I would do that in a second. But I don't think it's expected like that in any way. How about this? So let me keep my sources They don't care if I don't say who they are Doing a record And they asked Kendrick Lamar

To do a verse And it was over He was charged $250,000 I think is To do a verse Is the quote that I've heard I can tell you who won't ever be singing on my record So if an artist

I wouldn't even mad if he sang the whole song You wouldn't pay him $250 for the whole thing No man come on But that's not happening though right You didn't have to pay That's just friendship Yeah, I mean, this is, you know, country music's a different, different world. I mean, we're all friends.

We all know each other. And, you know, listen, I mean, if she's on my album and, you know, it's a cool event and people are talking about it and, you know, I mean, that's good for both of us. You know what I mean? Vice versa. If I do something on her record and it gets some traction and starts becoming a thing and people are talking about, that's good for me. So, I mean, I think that's just kind of the way we look at it, not that it's a money grab and, you know. It's a way to grab some money, so. Jason's got 19 number ones, Amy,

which I don't even know how long it would take to play 19 number ones on a show. Let's try it and see it. How many songs do you play on a set list? Oh, man. We don't play all of them, but we play, man, I mean, out of the 19, I would say we probably play, you know,

17 or 18 of them. What's the one you wouldn't like to play anymore, but you still play because the fans love it, but if you're like, man, if I could just put that away for a bit. Well, I mean, we've done that on certain things. You know, the one to me that's always kind of hard to pull off is the duet with Kelly. Don't you want to stay? Yeah, just because she's not there, you know what I mean?

And so I end up kind of singing the whole song by myself or we have her on a video screen. It's like, we can only put her on a video screen so many times to make it cool. You know what I mean? So that's the one that we kind of have a hard time really, you know, keeping in the show and kind of making it fresh. So there's that one And I'm trying to think of some of the other ones that Which one is still super fun to you then? It's old and you love playing it every time.

She's country to me. Just dot. Dada. Like that's still a... As soon as we rip into that song, man, I mean, the reaction we get from the crowd is the same as it was when that song was a number one. Like it's the same reaction now as it was then. And it's just still fun to play.

That's the one that kind of gets everybody, gets everybody up and moving. I bring up you of 19 number ones. Here's the little challenge I give you. I'll give you the song. Your first number one in 2005, what's the first line to why? It's 3 a.m. It's 3 a.m.

There we go. It's 3 a.m. Okay, okay, let's see here. First line to Big Green Tractor. You don't get any music, you know? No, I'm trying to play it in my head right now. There we go. She had a shiny little beamer.

There it is. Didn't that crazy? I'm the same way. Unless I go through this muscle memory of learning things certain ways. And if I don't get the front, I don't get it. Yeah, I have to hear the intro or whatever. Sometimes I do that on stage. I just blank out on stage.

What do you do? It goes by and just time for me to sing and nothing. Do you have a prompter at all? Do you prompt her for words? Well, like sometimes what I'll do is I'll bring them out for, like the first month of the tour. Just so it's there, you know, like if we haven't played in a few months, like if we haven't played shows,

I'll have them out for like a month just so I kind of, just in case I needed it, it's there. And then once we kind of get in the groove and it's back to like playing shows all the time, we can get rid of them. I'll tell you what I do, because I have trouble memorizing too. I don't know if you have trouble memorizing. I have trouble memorizing. And so when I do stand up, I'll write full jokes and tape them to the ground until I get it.

And I'll look down at the ground because they don't know where you're, yeah. Well, anymore, like I celebrate. You can put in like the, it looks like a floor monitor, you know, so instead of it being a speaker, it's just a screen in there. So nobody can really see it. My birthday's coming up. Hook him. Hook him up.

I'll teach you a few things about that, man. How about fly overstate? Can you get that first line? A couple guys. Good, good. Let's do one more. Night train. Oh, man.

I'm trying to remember the intro to that one. Play me an intro. I've been thinking about you all day, baby. There it is. I've been thinking about you all day, baby. Wait, this is fun. Do another one. What?

Do another one. I don't have a whole bunch of them. Don't you want to stay? Well, I get the intro on this. Oh, come on. You're a song. Okay, I'll do. It's like, don't you want to stay here a little while?

I really hate to let this moment go. There it is. I really hate to let this moment go. I'm playing the piano part in my head to get the, get the intro. Yeah, it just, I have to hear all that stuff, you know. What do your band guys say about you? They were to say, hey, in a room separate.

I said, hey, tell me about Jason. You know, man, here's what I'll say. I mean, those guys are, I mean, some of my best friends. So we, you know, I would hope it would be all good stuff. I'd like to think they would say, you know, I'm the same now as I was, you know, when we met. I mean, totally my bass player, he was one of my first friends I met when I moved to town. And I remember him coming over to my apartment back in like 99 and us just sitting around writing songs in my apartment and putting our money together to order a pizza, you know, so we could eat. And, you know, neither one of us really had much going on.

And I've known him since then. And he was really the one that sort of helped me to find, you know, the rest of the guys in the band, Kurt and Rich and all those guys. So, you know, I've known those guys for a long time. and we all kind of moved to town roughly about the same time and sort of navigated the music scene here together. And it was cool to sort of, that's what I think was cool. Like once we finally hit, it was cool to be able to share that with like the guys that have been with me since I moved to town.

So I would hope to say, hope to think that they would say cool stuff. But I don't know. If you have a show that you think is not the best show. What do you like to be around after the show? I'm fine. I mean, to me, it's, you know, we go out and if we have a bad show, I mean, it's inevitable. It's going to happen. I mean, there's going to be nights where stuff doesn't work or stuff, you know, guitar strings break or my mic goes out.

I mean, that's just playing music, man, it's going to happen. And, you know, I don't sit back there and worry about it too much. I mean, I hate it for the people that were there. You know, obviously you want to give them the best show that you can. But, you know, sometimes stuff happens. And, you know, I'm not back there in a bad mood or anything after. the show. So we're going to do a big theater show in April. You're going to do it. You're going to do it. I'm just going to host it.

And your record comes out and we'll have you back on the show in April. Sounds great, man. All right, we'll see you then. Jason Aldean, everybody. Yeah. All right, so I saw early that the guy that was putting the bombs out in Austin. They killed him, right? Well, he killed himself. Oh, is that what happened? Yes, they... Oh, I thought they shot at the car. The last I'd seen, they shot at the car. They were closing in on him at a hotel in Round Rock, which is just north of Austin and he left in his car. They were following him. He pulled over on the side of the road in a ditch. And as they approached the vehicle, he detonated a bomb, blew himself up. One cop

after the bomb did fire one shot at the car. And I saw because of rules, the cops have to go, okay, I'm out. I like suspend myself because I fire my weapon. Right. He's on leave while they investigate. A 24-year-old white male suspect dead after detonating a bomb in his vehicle. One police officer was injured, like lunch said. It's unclear whether the suspect acted alone. police do not have a motive for the bombings. And they said there could still be other packages out there because they don't know what he was doing in the last 24 hours so still be vigilant.

Man, well, you know what? Peace out, homie. Like, glad you did. I wish we'd have more. I hope we'd find out more about it. I'm surprised that this has happened and there hasn't been some sort of manifesto. Maybe there is or some sort of reason behind it

because you don't do this unless you want to share why you're doing it. Right. But that's all for now. I just saw it. Wait till Jason leaves. I wouldn't have involved any of that talk. Yeah. But they're...

Good. That part's good. And they have not said his name because they are waiting to notify next of kin. And they said he is from Central Texas. Hmm. Okay, well, we'll find out more to come back. Mike in Ohio, what's up, buddy? Not much.

I'm just calling in to congratulate lunchbox and his wife on expecting a baby. Yeah, I thought that, huh? Yeah, that's awesome. What about you? Got any babies? Uh, yeah, I got a three-year-old and I'm actually backing into a parking spot at the hospital to go see my one-day-old. Holy kid. Oh, wow.

Wait, so I just imagine I've had a baby and it was at the hospital. I would just stare at it all night and not go to sleep. Yeah, yeah, I didn't want to leave, but we got a three-year-old to have to go take care. So I had to take him home and get him to bed and then got up this morning, took him into daycare. And on my way in, I stopped off and picked up. bagels for the nurses that help deliver this one. Good for you. And if had two kids, I imagine I wouldn't stare at the kid all night.

I would take the other. See, you don't even think about stuff like that. That's right. Hey, thank you for the call. Congratulations. Appreciate you. By the way, lunchbox, I got this for you. Baby Box Update.

What's the latest update? Oh, wow. No real update really right now. All right, there it is. Baby Box Update. There it is. No update yet. How she's feeling?

Feeling great, just tired. She wants to sleep all the time. She gets on work, she's ready for bed. Anything new happening with her? Not that way. Baby box update. Nothing new happening. Have you guys made any changes around the house or anything?

Not yet. Baby box update. That's it. Nothing yet, everyone. This just ends. Sorry. No changes. Are we supposed to already?

No, I'm just wondering. Oh. I mean, everybody's wanting an update, but if there's nothing to update, then there's nothing to update. So, we'll check back in in a month or so. I'll have an update tomorrow. Are you going to go make one up now? No, no, no. I'll find out what's happening with the baby.

It's a new week, so she'll read me what's going on tonight. Are you still talking into her belly? I say, good night, baby. But you don't ever be like, hey, it's pops. No, not yet. She tells me to quit cursing around the baby. By the way, you have to stop cursing to Eddie's cell phone, too. Why?

What? Yes, it's true. text curse words to Eddie's phone, but Eddie has a 10-year-old. Yeah, I have a 10-year-old that knows how to read, and, like, he sees my phone, and Lunchbox always text me curse words in whatever he's saying. He's like, hey, bye-ba, peep, and I'm like, dude, my kid's going to read this, and then I don't want to have the conversation of, like, Dad, what is this? It's so weird that people are still, listen, I don't curse it all, and have it in years. I don't think a single curse word. So people don't curse around

me anymore. It doesn't bother me, but people don't curse around me. So when, I don't ever here to launch cuss anymore. So the fact that he's cursing... I know, I didn't even know he cuss. Yeah, I didn't either. Yeah, I'll show you the text. Because Amy doesn't curse either. We're basically two wonderful people. It's funny that Bobby says curses and I say cuss. Is it curse or cuss?

I used to say cuss when I was a kid. Is it curse more adult? Just no eyes have to speak. And when you speak and you do comedy in different parts of the country, it's very Southern. Okay. All right. Well, I want to be well-rounded. I don't curse.

But I honestly didn't know lunchbox, because we don't curse on the air. And yeah, he doesn't really, I guess he doesn't text me anything curseworthy. But I had no idea. Like, who texts out the curse word? Yeah, why you write that? It adds emphasis to a story. Oh, I do all caps. Are you going to curse around your baby?

Until it gets to a certain age. Baby box update. There it is. Seriously, dude, stop texting those words more. Seriously. Maybe keep your phone to yourself. Oh, yeah, okay. Good luck with that when you have a kid.

Exactly. Bobby Bonset. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd skinny. Congratulations to Chris Jansen. He's officially the newest and the youngest member of the Grandal Opry. And this is pretty cool. Garth Brooks is the one that surprised Chris last night to give him his trophy and help with the induction.

Didn't nobody know Garth was coming out. I was there. We were all backstage. We all walked up to the front right as Chris was about to go on. And I was talking to some people at the Opry and they said, man, you talk about a hard secret keep. But it was good. Chris is emotional. sang three songs, then was inducted, then sang another. It was good. It was fun. And there's free food.

Oh, that's great. More performers have been added to the ACM Awards lineup. You got Kenny Chesney, Lady Antebellum, Blake Shelton, and Keith Urban, all taking the stage to perform. And then Reba McIntyre, she's going to be hosting. It's going to be live from Vegas, April 15th. I'm Amy. That's your 30 Seconds, Kenny. By the way, I'll be in Pittsburgh coming up in a few. weeks telling jokes. If anybody, any of our Pittsburgh listeners want to come out,

Bobby Bonescom, I'd never been to Pittsburgh. The first time I've ever been to Pittsburgh. No, me either. It's beautiful. Yeah? It's awesome. Some of my friend used to summer there. Really?

No. No. No. No. We don't even know those kind of people. No. Anyway, tickets at Bobby Bones comedy.com. Of our Pittsburgh listeners.

Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones. Let me. Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Ball. Over to Amy with that morning corny. The morning corny. Why do all hot dogs look alike?

Why do all hot dogs look alike? Because they're inbred. Inbred, yeah. All right, girl. There it is. Hey, girl. That was the morning corny. I had a girl.

Wow. Is that okay? Yeah, who cares? It's a good one. It might be your best ever. Rebels. Rebels. cause.

We're working blue, folks. Man, you're on the air. Thank you for calling. I appreciate. So the story behind it was, I just got back from a deployment, listen to you guys all throughout the deployment. That's the only thing that kept us going.

We blasted it through the barracks and everything. So I just wanted to thank y'all for what you do and bringing joy to the service members. Look at this guy over here, deploying and coming back. I appreciate you. Hey, where'd you go? We went to Japan and South Korea. Man, what's that like over there?

Man, it's really cool. The culture's a lot different. Out in South Korea, man, it's actually really Americanized. You're going to be able to see a lot of the cars that we have out in the U.S., everything else. It's really cool. Can I do like a weekend trip to South Korea and get back in time, or is that a little far? A little far. I actually said about two and a half months out there.

Well, listen, we appreciate what you do and what you did and what you're continuing to do. so thank you very much. It's an honor to be on the show while you guys are out there. Anybody's serving right now to listen to this or have served. I appreciate you. Man, look at that call.

Thanks, Ben. Have a good day, buddy. I give you one of these too. I appreciate you. Yeah. The Bobby Bones show. Bobby Bones. Let me run this one up the flagpole

to see if any listeners understand or have the same kind of story. So this couple met during jury duty. 2015 they both served in a contractor fraud case They met they dated They got married and had the same judge that was over the case Married them Wow

So the same judge that was doing the contracting fraud case Ended up marrying them later on Because they were like, we met in a courtroom, let's just get married in the courtroom by the same judge So I guess if there are any lessons out there They had a little cute story So cute You know about like

We met in an airport so then we got married on the airplane. Anything like that. Some little cute story that you have about meeting your husband or wife, and you want to share that with us, 877-Bobby. That's the phone number. 877-77 Bobby. I'd like to have that because, I mean, this other story is so heavy.

That Austin bombing suspect is dead. And they're saying other devices may be out there, too. So the 24-year-old suspect accused of setting off a string of these bombs around Austin ended up setting off a bomb and killing himself. Austin police have confirmed this. They're warning the public out there that other devices could be out because if he did what he was doing, there's other stuff waiting on people. The Austin police chief said the suspect identified as a 24-year-old white man

was identified as a person of interest, then became a suspect. They used surveillance video from the FedEx store on Brody Lane in South Austin to lead them to the suspect. That's my old FedEx store. Crazy. When I would have to, that's right by my, oh. Yeah. God. Authorities also got the information from Google and the suspect's computer that he was looking at how to ship devices.

They're just saying, watch. I'm just reading the whole story. Is it good? Because it's still developing. Anything new over there, lunch? No, that's all I got. And I, because when I read it earlier this morning, they said a cop shot at him. I thought the cop's the one that got him.

But I guess he had already taken off. Right. And when they were approaching the vehicle, he detonated the bomb. They're not saying the stuff. I wonder if it was one he was playing. to put out or if he had one of those oh if something goes wrong

I can blow up blow it up because obviously he didn't want to live right well I think a bit of that that fear is gone

that he's gone I think now it's just I think they had thousands of calls yesterday two of my friends call me yesterday because cops were called near where they were

to come and look at packages because either didn't have a name on them or somebody didn't expect it and it was a weird name on them and so I would bet that dude left something else out there or shit something else. I don't think he just stopped. He was going to do what he was doing until they got him. Yeah. And I'm still surprised there's no

note, website link, something. And there could be and they're hiding it, which I hope's the case. But I'm surprised that there isn't some sort of manifesto-ish type thing. Because see, I don't think people do that just for the kicks of blowing things up. I think people do it because of some bent reason in their head. Like, I'm going to do this for this reason. And this is the attention it's going to get and then you're going to hear me. Because he wasn't targeting anyone specific. The one were the cyclists. The tripwire.

Yeah, that was for kids to walk to school. And the people on their bicycles in the evening actually were in the wrong place at the wrong time. Anyone's in the wrong place at the wrong time. But they went to the path where those kids were going to be walking the next morning. That's crazy. So, yeah, there's that. Meanwhile, if you met, somebody had a cute story.

I'd love to hear it. On a lighter note. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But that's such a big story. There's that. We'll do, you met somebody, got a cute story next. The Bobby Bones show. This couple, they go in, they do jury duty, they meet during jury duty, they get engaged, when they decide to get married, they go ask the judge that presided over the case that they were Jerry dutying on to marry them.

I thought wasn't that cute. I said, any of our listeners have a story like this? Hey, Trey in Mississippi. Yeah. What up, buddy? What's up? Tell me your story. I got just quick as short. I met my wife on a Disney internship and we ended up getting engaged and married at Disney World.

How about that? You love Disney, huh? We are a huge Disney fan. Man, congratulations. How long you've been married? It'll be almost five years in November. Man, best two years of your life? I've been the best so far. Hey, thank you very much, Trey. Let me go over to Brooke in Indiana. Hey, Brooke.

Hey. What up? Hi. Mine isn't about getting married, but it's about getting engaged. My husband and I met when we were in college, our freshman year. He was my coach for our powder-puff football team, and then fast forward four years. We did it all four years. He was my coach again, and I told him, if we were going to engage, I just wanted to be surprised. Well, he pulled it out on me. I had no idea. He surprised me in the middle of our powder-puff football game. He called a timeout and proposed in the middle of the game.

How about that? Now, you're talking about coach. He was probably a student who was coaching? Correct. Okay. It's not like Coach Wilson, who's 57 years old, grizzled veteran of the gridiron. No, we were both freshmen, we were both seniors all through that. That's a sweet story.

Thank you for sharing that with us. You're welcome. Have a good day, as always. I appreciate you. Hey, Caitlin in New Orleans. Hi, Bobby. What up? Caitlin, tell me your story.

My husband and I met when we were babies at daycare, and then we met again in high school. dated all through high school and ended up getting married at the daycare. I like that. Wow. That's cool.

Both our kids actually go to the same daycare. Come on. Wow. Wow. That's a good one. Thank you for that. Have a good day. Hey, thanks for listening in New Orleans.

Of course. Thank you. Bye. Man, we did have listeners that have cool stories. Man, I appreciate you. I go to the grand old opera last night and usually if I go to the opera

on a Tuesday, ooh, it's late. I'll play the opera on a Tuesday sometimes because the opera is so important to me but man a Tuesday night you gotta drive me by my hair to get me out of my house and so but Chris Jansen dear friend of the show

he's inducted into the Grand All Opry and I'm not gonna miss that and so get my yawns out of the way all before trying to do my star stretches and I eat dinner a little later to make my body

because it's just not for me this whole stand-up late thing is for the birds until I'm not doing mornings anymore right then try to put me to bed and it's three yeah once I'm not doing mornings anymore

and who knows when that's gonna be could be sooner than later I'm done I get out that's not a gutted out and go to the opera drive out there I'm excited for my friend Chris

you can tell it was really important to him and that's what was cool it wasn't that he was being inducted into something but it just meant a lot to him to be inducted into the grand old opera and so talk to him a little bit

but it's one of those it's like a wedding where you know the bride has a thousand people that want to say hi to her so you don't really want to go and talk to her for half an hour Yeah

so I go out and talk to Chris for a few minutes and go and talk to his wife and so I make my way to the front and I'm going to watch and he comes out and they're like Chris Jansen and he plays buy me a boat right But you can buy me a boat

And the crowd's like Damn You can buy me a truck to pull me Chris is pretty hyper anyway And he's like he's like Mount New 26 of them So then he goes

This isn't my second number one And then he plays Fix a Drain No but I can fix the drinks A crowd's feeling it And he's like Yeah And we keep waiting for the induction To happen

We're just watching Going when's the induction When does he become a member Does this balloon come down Then he sits down And he starts to play piano man From Billy Joel And the whole crowd's like

Singing along He's playing a harmonious And he'll be, be, be-banana, be-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba. And the cow's like, ah. Then he plays drunk girl. Take a drunk girl. Everybody has their phones up. Take a drunk girl home.

Let her sleep all alone. Leave her keys on the counter. So we've played us three songs and we're going, I wonder what's going to happen now. Because you play three songs usually on a long opera stint. So then all of a sudden they go, hey, walk them out, Garth Brooks. and everybody's like, what? Garth walks out, he's got his classy cowboy hat on.

Yeah, he's wearing the cowboy hat. The classy, the white hat. The white hat. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For sure he had it in a case before he put it on. Dude, he hasn't worn that since the first album. So he comes out in the white hat.

He's like, Chris, you know, this is like family. You know how Garth does. He just nails the speech. He just says exactly what you wish you would even think, much less say. And some people are like, Grin. And Chris is just giddy.

Chris calls his family out there. Chris is giving a speech and his speech is just as good, if not better. And it was awesome. That's cool. Yeah, it was. So Chris didn't even know that Garth was. No. That's so crazy.

Because I was talking to the people at the opera if I've gotten a know a bit and they said, yeah, it was a tough secret to keep. But Chris didn't know that Keith Urban was going to invite him to the Opry back at the Riemann days. You know, months ago. They had a bunch of secrets. He just thought that he was going to play a song with him. So, yeah, Chris cried. I was really happy for him because, again, regardless of what the honor is or what it is that you're doing, if it means a lot to you, that's important.

If something means something to my friend, that's important to me. I don't care what it is or how level or if you're in the Hall of Fame or the Opry. But it meant something to Chris, and I thought, man, I am really happy for him. There was a cool moment last night. Got home, went to bed, got up this morning, brush my teeth. I'm walking through my whole day now.

Like, okay. But I'll tell you, it was a fine moment. And Chris, I know you're not awake because there's a late night for you last night, but I'm proud of you and proud for you, buddy. There's a picture on my Instagram of us hugging it.

It looks like we're about to make out. Yeah, I just see that. Yeah, it's just we're about to hug and our faces were close together. But you know what? I was like, whatever, man, you know? It's a big night. Big night.

Yeah. The Bobby Bonds show. What'd you do last night, Amy? I hung out with my husband and the kids. We watched Supergirl. They love Supergirl, huh? Well, my daughter's really not into it. It's my son, but it was his night to pick what we watched when we're winding down.

And she just sat there and made those little bracelets. Whatever those little bracelets are, she's made you a couple. Yeah. Yeah. Why does he like Supergirl? I don't know. Like, was there something at the orphanage where they watch Supergirl all the time? No.

She was more into Flash, and then he just is obsessed with Supergirl. I don't know. So my husband and I just sit up there. We're on our computers. We're doing things. And then it's like their way of just chilling before we go read and go to bed. Do you read to them every night? Yeah.

What do you read to them? Well, there's a superhero book, this Avengers book that we're into. And each night is a different character. Like I read about Ant Man. Yeah. I haven't seen the movie. But yeah, Paul Rudd's Aunt Man. Yeah.

I mean, but we've gone through them all, Captain America. And then they have their little kids Bible. and we go through a few stories and that. But it's pretty, that one we go through a couple times. What's their fascination with superheroes? I don't know. I guess are all kids kind of into it? Maybe it's a...

No, again, I wonder, but again, they didn't grow up in America. And I wonder if the orphanage, they were super exposed to superheroes. Yeah, I think they were. And then it's probably just something for them, like... Comfortable? Something comfortable. Yeah. They're really into it.

Does she need any more American girl dolls? Because I probably made that happen. I just got in trouble last time. I bought her one and a little bit. I'm still recoiling from that. What? You're not in trouble? Come on.

You came in here. We did a segment. You lectured me. You got scolded a little bit. Yeah. And then you said the American Girl factories at my house. I'm happy to bring other things over. Yeah, because there is a legit real American Girl doll store and parents take their kids to

it. And I'm thinking, why would you do that? Then you show them all these things to be obsessed with. and that all this stuff exists. You know you can, like, check your American Girl Doll into the American Girl Doll Hospital? What? You can buy a hospital if you're really, right? Yes, and it comes back out of the hospital in a hospital gown.

Then you get the insurance bill, and it ain't pretty. That's like real life. You got to go pick up your American Girl prescriptions? Yes, yes. And do you want generic American Girl or do you want the name brand? It's a whole thing. It is a whole thing. Like, you can take it to the hair salon there.

I mean, I would, other parents tell me, They take their kids there, and I'm thinking, never. I'm not going to do it. The top five songs this week. Number five, Brett Eldridge, the long way. It's a good one. Number four, Devin Dawson, All On Me. He got my number you can call on me.

If you were in trouble with the fall on me. Number three, Luke Bryan, most people are good. Thomas ought to qualify for saying. Thomas Redd at number two. And Chris Stapleton. at number one with broken halos. Good on Chris. I mean, he only had three number one albums all in a row, and one two and three.

Poor guy. A little bit, it was embarrassing for anyone in country music radio that he doesn't have a number one yet, and that's his first one. Yeah. But he doesn't care because he's got every number one record in the history of records of the past year. So, listen, I'm happy. But Chris is King Dingling.

He doesn't, you know, he's like, I've been number one in it all. already. But I'm glad that there's that, because that stigma is, well, he doesn't have a number one at radio. Who cares? Who cares? He's good. Yeah.

In the same, let me say this too about, and I just tweeted this, I'd like to shout out to all the program directors and country music. They're really starting to focus, like really, on females. Everybody would always talk about it for years. Oh, but now you're starting to see it happen a bit, and you're seeing these 40s and 30s and 20s start to fill up with more females. And I always said, nobody's going to change today, but we can always change that ground-level culture.

And I think you're starting to finally see that. So shout out to the radio peoples that are doing that because there's a strong group. Daniel Bradbury. Lauren Elena. Jillian Jacqueline. The number one, the highest ranking female country artist right now is Lindsay L. was criminal. And that's at 22.

Now see, there's not anything up there higher That that's okay because they're all coming It's like They're running a mile And they're running fast But they're about just But shout out to the program directors for making that happen Like really

Because that's the whole deal Is it's got to start before I can finish And everybody's just not going to go to number one to begin with Yeah So that's awesome So there have been this Guy putting off bombs in Austin And I assume it was a guy

What I said was I bet it's a some crazy angry white dude who is probably in his 30s or early 40s. I guess he was a little younger than that. Well, they're saying 24? 24. Yeah, usually they get a little older. I know. I thought, I don't know.

In my mind, just because of the bombing, I kept picturing the Unabomber dude, but that's because we watched that documentary about him. Not a documentary. Actors. That was actors. You're right. It was so real, though. It was real.

And I fact checked it all. as it went along. It was called Manhunt Unabombers. It's on Netflix. So, this guy's been putting these little bombs all over Austin in front of people's doors, in front of, on sidewalks, in trying to mail them. Oh, a tripwire. Yeah. So the man police bully was behind a series of bombings for 19 days is dead. He was 24 years old. Police have not released his name. Only described him as a 24-year-old white man.

It's unclear, they say, whether he lived in Austin. They do think it's central Texas. police say the suspect is responsible for bombings. They're still investigating why. I'm amazed that they don't know yet. Because that's why people do this is for some crazy reason. And maybe they do and they just haven't put it out. But they said the sophistication behind this,

like he clearly knew what he was doing. He had a skill set he had developed and he was using it. It wasn't like he just decided he wanted to do it and went on Google and was like, how do you make a bomb? What he did Google, though, is about the mail, right? Yeah, how to mail them? Don't you think it's kind of a Your giveaway?

Well, it's just if you're Googling something Don't Google it at your house Yeah Or what do they call that carbon footprint Or whatever that's like it's... No, carbon's like from your car Oh, digital footprint Yeah, yeah yeah

So they found them In the past 24 hours or so They received information about a person of interest Who became a suspect Mayor Steve Adler confirmed They had surveillance images To me, I assumed he was so advanced He was somehow going to places

that didn't have surveillance or he was... Then looking at the pictures from the surveillance, I thought he had a wig on for sure. Oh, yeah, wasn't it? I thought it was a wig. Had to be.

The news said it was a wig. Oh, okay. Yeah. I thought you're saying, now those reports that was real. I was like, what? It's unclear if he had any accomplices. It appears that he was alone

when he drove away in Round Rock. It's just not really an... And he may have, but it's not really an accomplice type thing to put out bombs because someone's going to leak, someone's going to say something to somebody.

This is kind of a lone wolf type guy thing. It's an angry white guy type thing too. Like, oh, I'm angry and I'm white. What do you have to be angry about? Trying to kill people with nails. Well, in like the, just the city of Austin and surrounding areas, as much as they can take a sigh of relief. Like, I just can't even imagine being there.

But still, you have to be careful because they don't know his actions in the last 24 hours. Zero percent chance that's all he had done. There may be some in his place. There may be some out. There's zero percent chance that he was done. And they got him after he was completing his task. Right. So you still need to be cautious. So, yeah.

It's crazy. I'm thankful that he's gone from this earth. I am praying that nothing else goes off and hurts anybody. Yeah. I'm hoping that he was working alone. I think you probably, this is the type of person who works alone because otherwise things to get out. Someone tells their cousin, their cousin, and tells his friend, the friend calls the cops. So there's that.

You understand Austin's home. So this story to me is not only huge nationally, but huge in my heart as well. So there's that. Thank you very much. Let me put Lauren on in New York. Hey, Lauren in New York. Hey, how's it going? Hey, thank you for listening.

What's going on? So we are coming out to your show in Pittsburgh in a couple weeks. Oh, yeah, my stand-up comedy joke show. Yeah, my kids, they're in second and fourth grade. They love your show. We have to listen to you on IHeart Radio. because we moved from Boston to Buffalo and you're not on in Buffalo. I'll change that.

In the morning. Give me a number. I'm sorry. Go ahead. I know. So anyway, we listen to you every morning when I take them to school. They love the morning corny. They love lunchboxes stories about the bonehead story.

They think you guys are great. And so anyway, we're coming out to see you in Pittsburgh. But then earlier this week, I heard a caller call in and say you made a joke. And she said, oh, I'm glad I didn't have my kids there. Yeah. And I'm like, oh, no, I just bought these tickets for us. all to go. That's Pittsburgh's the closest you're coming to Buffalo.

So I just wanted to hear you know, you think it's okay. I'm bringing them to the show. Well, I always say I don't think kids like spoken word anyway because I just get up there and tell jokes. And secondly, I will compare my comedy act to after our show on 830. I don't curse. But do I make the occasional dingling joke? Yeah, I do.

So, and I think I haven't told the joke yesterday. Or maybe I didn't. Maybe I said it off the air. But it wasn't bad. I mean, it's just a dingling joke. I remember that. Yeah, I don't know that I know it. I probably kept her from you guys so you don't steal it then. Yeah. That's what we do.

That's why I would say, Lauren, I don't think, I mean, I don't curse, but I make the occasional dingling joke. Well, I mean, we listen to your show. It's borderline for second graders. We didn't get to the dingling joke yet because we're still listening to yesterday. Okay. Well, I just mean in general. Like, you know, yesterday we're talking about Amy. It doesn't matter.

It's too early to do that. But yeah, you know how we're talking about you and your parents? You walked in, it's awesome stuff. That's later on the show. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, okay. Oh, boy. It's nothing.

I wouldn't say anything on stage I wouldn't say on this show. I think that's fair. Fair. But that's all. Okay. So yeah, we're looking forward to it. Just go earmuffs. That's the whole thing?

Earmuffs? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course. Well, thank you very much. I see in Pittsburgh, Warren. I just don't want to ever tell somebody to come and then there's really nothing to it. Yeah. But I know why you tell dingling jokes because every time he's

dingling. I laugh like crazy. I mean, I'm laughing right now. That's all I have to say. Okay, let me play Marry Me. Thank you for the call, though. He's talking to a guy yesterday at work. We're talking, and he keeps spitting as he's talking, and he's spinning all over my face, right? And not on purpose, but... Oh, coming out while he's talking. He's just talking to...

Okay. And I can feel his little spitballs just bobbing me in the face. And so I'm going, oh, I can't take much more, right? And Ryan is I'm about just trying to make a break for it. It spit goes in my mouth. Oh, no, no, no. He's like, hey, it goes, and it goes on my tongue. And I'm going, oh, my goodness.

And so, I think the term germaphobe is thrown around a little too lightly. A real germaphobe doesn't leave their house because they're scared to touch things. Oh. I'm not that level. I don't touch door handles. I put sleeves on. I wash my hands. I'm not a real-life germaphobe, but I'm as close as you can be to it.

Okay. So, this dude's spit in my mouth. And so I decided to take a step back and try to slowly break away. I took a step back. He took a step forward. He kept talking to me. You're spinning all over me. In your space like that. For sure.

I got some kind of heparia-gonna. Yeah, one of those. Herpes. Yeah. Or that one. I got all those diseases. Ebola. You pretty much made out with this guy.

Yeah. It was like a trickle. Is it somebody like you have to encounter again? I'm not going to. Give us a heads up. No, because I want you to experience it too. No, it sounds terrible. But it just started talking.

It just kept going to my mouth. I like the step back. And then he's like, where are you going, buddy? Just email me, email me. Sometimes we wonder what the 24-year-olds care about. So we go to Morgan number two. Morgan number two, what do you have over there? Well, it was Mr. Rogers from Mr. Rogers' neighborhood.

90th birthday yesterday. And in honor of that, they released the trailer for his new documentary called Won't You Be My Neighbor. Oh, I got a lot of feels watching that. Like, I was crying watching the trailer for this. He died, right? Yes. Yeah?

I don't get you. He was 74, yeah. Oh. But he died 16 years ago? Yeah, it's been a while. I'm shocked that the 23-year-olds, like... Know who he is? No.

Yeah. How do you know Mr. Rogers? I grew up watching him. Really? Watched his show. It was on our local, like, PBS television channel. Would you be my neighbor? Yeah.

Hi, everybody. Hi. Don't you be my neighbor? Well, I suppose it's an invitation. It's an invitation for somebody to be close to you. The greatest thing that we can do is to help somebody know that they're loved and capable of loving. So they released a trailer for the documentary? Yeah, it's coming out in June, and oh my gosh, I was crying.

I had tears in my eyes. And Tom Hanks is Mr. Rogers in the movie movie. Oh, that comes out later, yeah. That's going to be good. Thank you, Morgan, number two. When do you turn 25? October. Okay, then we got to switch it up.

When the 25-year-olds care about. Hey, I hear your boyfriend doesn't even live here anymore. He's just working back home for a little bit. Who tells you this intel? Well, that sounds ominous. He's just working back home for a little bit. All those statements mean rough waters? No, actually, his stuff is still at my place.

Everything's going really well. Man, your answer, like, politician, big time. No. Okay, so what's going on with doing your boyfriend? We're great. He's just working. He found a really good job back there. And so...

Where's back there for him? Wisconsin. Oh, back there. He's training there and the job, then he can remotely work in Nashville after training there. Are you entertaining other offers? No. No. You're not entertaining, like from dudes.

No, not at all. Like, I'm still... No, but he's not here. Yeah, he's out of town. It doesn't mean anything. I don't know what 24-year-olds care about. That's why I do. What's your 24-year-olds care about?

What's he do for a living? He's working for a recruiting company, so it's a really awesome job. Like football? He's loving it. No, like working for a firm to help businesses hire great people. Oh, business recruiting. Like a head hunter? Yeah.

It's like... A headhunter. Like working for Nick Saban then. They're recruiting. Yeah. Good for him. But you guys are good. Yes.

Everything's going great. How old is he? He's 24 Both the same age Yes lunchbox Is there an end in sight Yeah I feel like Yes it's just a couple months

He's just there for training And he'll come back Do you guys live together? No but when he comes back That's probably what's gonna happen Pooper get off the pot Well here we go Now we're on to something

Is it poop or get off the pot Like commit to me Or get off the toilet No Who does he live with now Like roommates No he's just living back home With his parents for a lot

Wow Wow Wait Wait Five you don't care about Can he not afford his own place? No, he could, but he has plans to come back here. So there's no reason for him.

So he lives in his parents. He's draining for a job, and he needs to come back and stay with her. I don't know. I just feel like, I just want to make sure he's not, like, using you. Are you a sugar mama? No. Not at all. We're watching now for you.

Morgan number two, let me ask you a question. If he comes back and he does not move in slash, proposed in the next six months. Are you upset? No, I'm still 24. Like, that could happen within a year or two and I'd be fine. What? You're 24? I know she's 24. Wait. Yeah, 24 cared about.

Oh. Oh, is that why I'm going to click? So, wait, and y'all are in a place where you think you want to live together and you don't even, y'all don't, you don't even play on maybe. I got no problem with that if it's money. I'm at. It's financial. It's like, I get that part. Oh, I'm not worried about the financial.

I'm worried about. She's just kind of like, oh, yeah, you know, like that, you you don't really know where y'all are going. I mean, it's legit like playing house a little bit. I love that and I'm excited if that happens, but I'm not disappointed if it doesn't. Like, I want that with him. Like, is he going to have his own room? No.

We were living together. Have you not seen her Instagram post? She loves this guy. But he doesn't post anything about her ever. He don't know. He did post about me. What? He did post about me.

Oh, wow. Yeah. Now that he moved back home. What did he say? He said, I'm leaving this girl behind. I'm headed home. Oh, no. Oh, no.

So even if I found you, let's just say someone reached out. Really cool artist. Said, hey, what's up with Morgan number two? What, do I say nothing? She's got her own thing going? Yes. I'm very faithful and I'm very loyal to who I'm with. Yeah, yeah, but would you stop that to do?

No. Okay, good, good for you. No. Because nobody asked. I was just running. Oh, wow. Go ahead. Okay, we have to go.

Thank you, Morgan number two and your 24-year-old knowledge. There you go. Bobby phones show. Rachel in Florida. Hey, Rachel. Hey. What's happening? Oh my gosh, I'm so a big fan.

I'm excited to be talking to you. Hey, man. It's Rachel. Hey, Rachel. What about Rachel? Thank you. I'm a big fan of yours. I was just telling them how I like,

I like, what do you do? I'm a stay-at-home mom. Yeah, I was like, I love. Yeah, I was like, I love, she's one of the best in the business. So yeah, I'm also a fan of you. Okay, yeah, I need you to help me, though. All right.

What can I help you with? Okay. So last night, when I left my car, the gas light was on, but there was 25 miles and fell empty. This morning, he took my car to the gym. When I got in with my kids, there was seven miles. Who is he, by the way, your husband? Oh, my husband. Okay, yeah.

So I had to stop and get gas and we were late for school. So when I called him, he said, well, true fault for leaving the gas light on. I didn't do anything wrong. But isn't there a big difference between 25 miles and 7 miles? Yeah, there is. but you're married. And so all bets are off the table. If it was somebody borrowing your car and they brought it back and didn't put gas in it,

you're only not, you can't charge them, but you go, I'm not letting you borrow the car again in your head. If it's your husband, you just hold in your bag pocket and you get him back. Isn't it a marriage all about just getting each other back? Retaliation. Again, it's the same money. It's the same car. You're all coming out of the same pile. So you just hold it out.

You get him back and you go, that's for when you didn't fill the car up last time. Yeah, because he should have filled the car up. Sure. Absolutely, you're right on that, Rachel, but you know him better than we do, and you knew he probably wasn't going to fill that car up, didn't you? Yeah. Yeah, that's right. So, learning lesson.

Next time, you don't bend over and, you know, give him that. You say, hey, remember when you fell my car up? That's right. I didn't, you know, whatever it is you guys do for each other. All right. But there's nothing. You can't charge them. We can leave a note.

You know? She sounds so disappointed. She got to talk to you, and then it didn't go her way in the course. courtroom. No, it went her way. She's a little disappointed. I feel bad for her. That shouldn't happen, but you know your husband better than anyone. And you knew he's going to do that. That's what he does. Yeah. I mean, he's a good guy. Don't get me wrong. I find him to be a pretty good guy, actually. Yeah. Yeah. Keep him. That's Rachel. That's Judge Common Sense. Case dismissed. That makes sense. Appreciate you.

Thank you for calling. Thank you for listening. Don't run out of gas. All right. Bye bye. We've all done that though, right? Fill all the car up if you take it out. Yeah, yeah. Unless you're married to them, then again, all bets are off, man.

I have a private Facebook page that I don't really use, just use it to look at people, like my sister, kids. Yeah. I'm getting off Facebook. I know the show's page is staying up. I'm getting off Facebook. What just happened? I'm out.

Like, they, not only do we allow them to have our data. The data. But they created this, like a, take the poll, and then they got all their info, took the poll, and then all their friends' info. They can make these political messages based on they know your fears. They know how to target you to influence you to, not to buy clothes. Yeah, because that's harmless.

I'm off, though. You can read about it, but I'm done. So, like, he, Mark Zuckerberg, because of this, like, went down, his worth went down $5 billion. It's a really big deal. Like, in like an hour. And in the land of everything's crazy, it gets lost a bit in the news. But just read about it.

It's a really big deal. I think I'm personally off Facebook. And that's a big deal for you to say that. Because I love social media, but I think I'm down on Facebook. All it's doing is, for one, I used to make the joke, well, listen, they're telling me exactly what kind of shoes I like because they know. But they also know what scares you, like in real life what you're searching for, how to manipulate you. who you're voting for because they know like what, yeah.

So question, because Facebook owns Instagram. Now I'm staying on that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We do, we do. That's different, it's different. Totally different. Listen, I'm not perfect human. Nobody's perfect human.

You got to pick your battles, you know? I mean, you don't just decide to run and go on a marathon. You know, you walk around the first. You're in training, yes, yes. But now I'm done. I'm done on Facebook. Yeah. It really is dirty how they're using these.

So I'm done. and we can all, big brothers watching us anyway. Don't get me started. I read Nighting 4 again for like the third time. So when Lunchbox says he wants to stay off the grid, like he's not... He's on a national radio show. Yeah. This is a humongous grid.

So he's already on the grid. But if you're weak-minded enough to fall for their little tricks that they're sending you on Facebook, then maybe you shouldn't be on Facebook. Like, you've manipulated it every day by things you see. But Facebook is not influencing who I vote for. Okay, but it may influence. and other million people in specific cities and regions. Right, that's what I'm saying.

Maybe you're smarter than everybody else. They're weak-minded. But we're all influenced and manipulated by everything all the time. All of us. True, without even knowing it. Subliminally. Not even subliminally, right in front of our faces. Oh, I know, but we are subliminally as well.

Okay. Well, there's that. Now we got it, Amy. Yeah, we're doing that. I'm down on Facebook. I'm out of there. I saw Eddie was watching Gone with the Wind last night. Oh, boy.

And I was laughing out loud because Eddie put up this clip of him. watching Gone with the Wind and I believe the pre-show credits were Dude, I was just starting the movie and the opening credits were like at least 10 minutes long Opening credits

It's a five-hour movie based on The title where it says Gone with the Wind was probably about a minute long And I'm watching Eddie posts I'm laughing out loud Because he's going All right, time to watch Gone with the Wind

and it's nothing but pre-show credits And so Eddie has to watch By Tomorrow's show Yeah, no by Friday Oh tomorrow's not Friday No I wish He's only Wednesday? You gotta be kidding.

I know. Sorry, man. This is stupid. Yeah, and you say the movie's four hours long? I'm probably about an hour in, so I got a lot of work to do. Producer Eddie watching Gone with the Wind. So far so good, though. Yeah.

First hour of credits was good? First hour of credit. Like, they literally do the credits at the beginning of the movie, not the end. Oh, my God, why didn't you know this? Oh, God. Why didn't you know this? What? Dude, when you turned 39 years old, you're just hoping like the day goes

buy it. No big deal. It's not your birthday, dude. Dang. Thanks, Bo. It's our producer ready's birthday. I got you a present. Do I open this right now? Yeah, I don't care. Shout out to the B team, too. They sent me some breakfast. But I was trying to hide it from you guys, so you all wouldn't know. Why? I got your birthday. I got your birthday. I hate you guys. Why would you do this?

Oh, you got me shoes. I did. From Shoe Boy? Shoe Boy gets your shoes. Dang. Wait, hold on, see what we got here. Air Max? Yeah. Dude, these take me back. Yeah. I even and dude I even like this color like this is my favorite color happy birthday my friend

I got shoes from shoe boy when I walk down the street people walk out of the buildings go shoe boy yeah dude thanks bones welcome have birthday thank you guys you get something truffles get past them all amy did you really get me something look at this pretty good birthday thank you all I gotta say I mean it's not 29 years old is not nothing to be proud of man happy birthday being the oldest person on the show you You're going to need scissors. That's okay. You can open that during the break.

The truffles, you want some bones? You feeling trouble with telling you. Is you eating the sugar yet or what? Well, I mean, stopped eating it. I did stop a bit. I was doing some sad eating. And so, because my dog passed away. And so...

Are you better now? Yeah, I'm just trying to eat. I'm all gushy down the middle. Like mushy? Oh, yeah, like me. My belly. It's crazy how you can get soft so fast. And some girls like that, dude, don't?

You can get soft so fast, but hard so slow. Okay. That's what's difficult about it. Okay. No. No, I'm just saying. Yeah, no, it's true. It's true.

Like you're working out. Amy. Amy. I get soft so fast. Any, I get soft so fast. Like, it's just like if I am like taking a minute and I quit. Okay, never mind. Lunchbox.

Why is you doing this? It's so slow to get hard again. Like, grr because you work hard and it takes a long time. Boy, he's talking about working out, dude. Yeah. Muscles. Have birthday, my friend. Thank you, man.

Thirty-nine years old. Pretty for the truth. See for Trouble. Lunch for Trouble. What did you get me? Same thing you always get me. Oh, there you go. Oh, my God.

You remember the story of the girl who was shooting a YouTube video with her boyfriend and she shot him and killed him because they thought the book would keep the bullet from going through? Do you remember the story? Oh, yes, yes. The book. Yeah, right. It was a book. So she's 20.

She was 19 at the time. Her boyfriend and her were trying to get famous on YouTube. They wanted subscribers. They wanted notoriety. So they'd been doing pranks and they decided to amp up their prank. At close range, she took a 50 caliber handgun.

They thought the book that he was holding would stop the bullet. It didn't. Why did they think that? Well, even to attempt the prank shows that you're probably not making the best decisions. Okay. So he dies.

Now, how much jail time do you think she should serve? Any life, anything in the... If you're the jury, what do you put it up? I mean, if they have hardcore evidence that he was 100% in on it. And he was in on it, yes. Then she, do you serve jail time for being an idiot? I don't know, because he was consenting to the prank. They gave her 180 days in jail, which is basically six months, right?

Mm-hmm. Yeah. Again, though, there is something to be said here for setting a precedent for don't be an idiot. Yeah, but idiots don't know they're idiots. So if you're an idiot, you don't know to not be an idiot. Until this happens. And this is an idiot. Yeah, because, I mean, they were in on it together. She didn't know he was going to die unless there is a reason to believe that she actually was like, okay, I got him.

Finally, I'm suckered him into thinking this book is not going to kill him and I'm going to kill him. Yeah. I see where you're going lifetime movie angle, but I think they were. I like that road. You're going down. You got to think that way. She's like, hold up bare bones. It's skinny.

It'll work for sure. How about this magazine? Oh, no. Here's teen people. No, I mean, really. Oh, this is, I mean, someone died. But I mean, they're, yeah. I mean, they were consenting adults.

I don't think she should be going to jail. I don't either. And I know that, I mean, he basically was in on killing himself too. Yes. That's, she's serving 180 days in jail. Does anyone think that she should serve more? If so, speak up. You're allowed to have your position here?

I feel like she should serve something. Like, just because she. killed someone. But accidentally he was in on it. Isn't like involuntary manslaughter in that kind of... But they're not in on it. If you get manslaughter, you're not in on it. It happens to you by accident. He was like, here,

I'm going to hold up this book, shoot me. They wanted YouTube views. That's what they were going for. YouTube viewers. And the example of like, you know, we're going to try this for YouTube hits and stuff. Like sends the message out like, no, don't do that. Or else this happens. Here's the thing. Again, you can't teach idiots not to be idiots because they're too idiotic

to know they're an idiot. Yeah. And don't you think that the guy dying is enough for idiots to be like maybe we shouldn't do this because that guy died not because she went to jail for 180 days. Well no because the girl I mean she walks free it's just like okay well if my friend dies she walks free but she wasn't a criminal

he was in on it. I don't know I feel. It's like if you're balancing on top of a ledge and you're both balancing doing a dance together and somebody falls off and dies like you accidentally push it happens in total accident does the other person get? Probably somebody pull the the trigger bones. Yeah he pretty they were to

on it. Like he agreed. Like, pull the trigger. He gave her the guns. I'm ready. Make sure you're filming. Yeah, shoot me in the paper. I guess.

I don't know. It's a weird story. There's no right answer. I just wonder how you guys felt about that. But yeah, she's going to do six months. I don't think she should do any time. Six months is a long time, though. No, no, but he was in on it too.

Yeah. Went to the Grand Ole Opry last night to watch Chris Jansen be inducted. And there's a picture up on my Instagram, by the way. It does look like we're ready to kiss on the. mouth. We're not, we were in mid-hug. Oh, you weren't? No, no, no. But it does. I just posted it and didn't look at the comments. It looked like you were going for it. It looked like we're both of you guys were going for it. We were so excited about his opera introduction. Come over here. It's our first mouth-to-mouth man-to-man. I'm so proud of you, Chris. I've never done this before.

Here you go, buddy. But he came out and did Buy Me a Boat. Then Janston did Fix a drink. No, but I can fix a drink. Then he did Piano Man from Billy Joel sitting at his piano. know, played drunk girl, take a drunk girl. Garth came out. It was really a special moment last night. And so I did that. It was good. It was good for me to get out.

Amy texted me last night as I was at the opera. She's like, hey, because Amy checks on me. She knows when my dog died. I've been having a rough go of it. But she's like, hey, are you good? And I'm like, yeah, I'm staying busy. I'm out of the house. I went back to the house last night.

It is so weird and lonely at the house. I've never lived in a house without my dog. and I live alone so it's not like I have a wife also or kids running around it's just me and that dog and I look for him everywhere still on the bed on the couch

and just a brief second I go oh man it's not here anymore it is really weird it bums me out I was watching King of Queens last night on a TV land I was kind of bummed out because man we've watched King of Queens

a thousand times together but yeah people ask about the dog a lot So I've received many, many, many super kind messages. And people will come up to me and say, hey, I know you don't want to talk about it. It's not that I don't want to talk about it. It actually appreciate that someone cares enough to say, hey, I'm sorry about that. Yeah.

Like sometimes do I not want to talk about it? Correct. But I appreciate more of the fact that somebody cares enough to remember it, to even bring it up to me. Like, that's special. I got a really nice note from the woman who runs Austin Pets Alive, which is an organization I'm very involved with. and she said, hey, listen, I know you're bummed out. She's obviously a huge dog person too. She said, but hey, you've been able to take your listeners and have them do so many fantastic things for animals because of that dog.

And my dog beat cancer twice, two times. And he lived almost 15. So for everybody who asks, and I appreciate that. So, yeah, that's all. Last night the other people were asking about it. It didn't bother me and, like, I want to stop talking about it. It was, you know, it bums me out that he's, they don't have a dog anymore. It does make me very sad.

But I'm actually, you know, the old Dr. Seuss line, don't be sad for, because it's gone, be happy because it happened. Yes. Yeah, and a bit it's sad. You know, I'm just trying to find a little bit of that. I'm definitely not getting a new dog ever. You don't think ever? Ever? Not now.

Some people have been sending. Don't send me a dog. Listeners, you guys, hold on. Let me say this. Okay. Our listeners are the absolute best. And they, when my dog was sick, they sent me painting. I have them all in the house.

And people send me stuff. Our listeners are the best. I am asking you, please don't send me a dog. Because, no, I'm just not even going to finish that sentence. I'm just don't send me a dog. I can't take it right now. I've just a couple of different people have sent me pictures of puppies

and wondering where you are with that. No. I'm like, oh, I just don't think he's ready. To everyone who's been donating to Austin Pets Alive, that's so cool that you would donate 20 bucks and go ahead for Dusty. Our listeners, they're their only reason we get to do this. And I'll stop talking about it.

I'd rather talk about something like Ben Affleck's back tattoo. Oh, my goodness. That was awesome. What is that thing? No, it's not a full dragon. On his entire back. It's his back. That's baller.

No one's saying it's illegal. It looks cool. We're not sending him to jail because of it. I mean, how cool does it look, though? I feel, I don't know. That's baller, though. A pole dragon on your back? It's not baller.

How long has he had that? It's new. Well, it had to take a long time to finish. It's a dragon, man. I just don't picture him with it. You know, some people, it goes with them and you're like, oh, that's awesome. But Ben Affleck. But you don't know him.

I know, I know. You just know his characters. I know. I know, but I was like, what? Yeah, Ben Affleck shows off his massive bag tattoo. I've been thinking about that for two days. And I was trying to think of the opposite of sad. And my head goes, oh, talk about that stupid back tattoo.

So, yeah. Yeah, dude, it's crazy. Listen, I have tattoos people think are stupid. So as long as it matters to you, it doesn't matter. Yeah, maybe the dragon means something. Yeah, maybe it's a special little dragon. But it's a big old red dragon. What do you think about having tattoos on your back, like where you never really have to see it?

I just think that if it means something to you, it doesn't matter. But we also can say that that looks pretty dumb. Just like people can say to me, they say, hey, why do you have tape on the back of your arm? And I go, that's not tape. That's the state of Arkansas. They look like you have masking tape on your arm. And so no, that is the actual shape of Arkansas. If you don't like it, you know, you can hug on knees.

Right, because it's your arm. Because it's my arm. Right. So. But how about that dragon touch? Yeah, man. Ben Affleck's bow. Maybe he likes dragons.

I know. Maybe his grandpa loved dragons and he had his back done in his grandpa's honor. We don't know. But what we do know is it looks ridiculous. I wonder, I'm thinking about what Jennifer Garner's like, what? I was watching a divorce. I was right. Got a fact check here.

The thing on the back of Ben Affleck's back is a, are you? Excuse me, his tattoo on his back. It's a phoenix, not a dragon. Oh. What's a phoenix? Well, now that you say that, I love it. Well, that's kind of cool. A phoenix like a bird.

Oh, no, it is. Oh, it looks like a snake dragon. Yeah, or maybe even a coyfish. Something. How awesome would that be? Hey, baby, let me show you the perch. I got a tattooed on my back. I caught a perch once.

This is it. It starts with my back, goes down to my butt dogs. A little sun perch. You want to see the fish tail? Yeah, baby. Hey, baby, we got a minnow. You want to see him back? Let's go over to Amy.

I mean, that would be the wimpiest tattoo, right? Yeah. Baby got Minow. I like that. Hey, baby. We got Minnow tattoo. Amy Pyle, let's go. Here's Amy's Pile of Stories.

So March Madness has a lot of people talking about basketball and maybe craving basketball movies. So I wondered what everybody's favorite basketball movie is because I have the top ones. I think a lot of people are going to say Hoosier. Yeah, that's mine. I feel like it's a little dated. I don't think it holds up super well. I like it because it's history and it's Indiana. But for now, best basketball movie.

Ooh, there's some good ones. I just saw Space Jam. That was really good. That's in number four. That's great. What do you think? I really like Coach Carter and Glory Rhodes another good one. Coach Carter's an honorable mention.

I'm probably going to go above the rim. Oh, white man can't jump, duh. Above the rim, Tupac's and above the rim. Yes, that's a good one too. That's a good one, above the rim. But in number one is White Man Can't Jump. Oh, yeah. It's a good one.

Yeah, I like White Man Can't Jump. Oh, he got game with Ray Allen. Jesus' show. That's a good one. That's a good one good. I'll watch basketball movies this weekend. I think they're making a White Man Can't Jump 2. No, stop.

Where Woody Harrelson's son was trying to play. Yeah, I do. I'm done. And I remember reading the premise and going, that's actually not that bad. Yeah. What else you got? Well, a fourth new big.

Baby may soon be arriving in the Kardashian clan. Good. Kim Kardashian had a baby. Can't get enough of that. So a surrogate gave her a baby in January. Kylie Jenner delivered Stormy in February. And then Chloe Kardashian's due any day now. And apparently all these babies has Chris Jenner feeling like the baby fever.

And her and her boyfriend might adopt a baby. Oh, that's good. Yeah. I don't mind that. Take a kid out of a circumstance where they're not having the best. I think I'm good. Yeah. There's a five-year-old boy from an orphanage in the outskirts of Los Angeles.

And they're in the process of having all the paperwork completed. Good for them. I spoke too soon making a joke. I like that. Good for them. What else? Some things you need to be cleaning more than once a year. So, heads up, if you've got a microwave or a bathtub or computer, you need to clean that once a week.

The inside of your fridge once a month. Your pillows every three months? Do you all clean your pillows? How do you clean your pillow? Put them in the wash. The whole pillow? Yeah. I just change the pillow case every couple months.

It says on here that most pillows can be thrown in the wash, and they're going to break down sooner, but pillows don't last forever anyway. If I could recommend something to our listeners, get an endorsement with a mattress company like I do? The sleep number. If all of our listeners can get an endorsement with a sleep number, you get unlimited pillows. Just something to pass along to our listeners a little tip. Yeah, you guys try that out. A little DIY, get an endorsement deal. Which, speaking of mattresses, that's also on the list of something that needs to be cleaned every two months.

Come on. And this particular article said use poor baking powder soda on the thing and vacuum it. Okay, I've never done that. What I do, though, is I got an endorsement deal with. So try that out. I use that slip cover on top of the slip cover. Oh, yeah, yeah. I do too.

A mattress cover. It's like plastic? No, it's not the, my sheet is not the last thing on the bed. There's also a little tiny cover. That's good, yeah. That keeps it clean. Yeah, a mattress pad. Yeah, and then they have plastic ones too.

That helps. So if you're looking to take a vacation from your phone, you need to hit up a company called Off the Grid. They will help plan your entire vacation phoneless. How about this? How about you don't pay a company off the grid? You just leave your phone at home

and you leave. Save a lot of them. Yeah, but it's stuff that's going to be stuff that really keeps you busy and entertain so you're not thinking about your phone because you can plan some vacation and then you might be like, oh, I really do my phone. But they'll take care of everything.

Yeah, sounds great. Off the grid. I made me, that's my pile. That was Amy's Pile of Stories. New Keith Urban and the girl's singing the song is Julia Michaels. With him, she sings this. I got issues

You got them too So when you hear that song That's her I'm jealous I'm over jealous When I'm down I get real down When I'm high

I don't come down I met her I heard festival last year And I geeked out a bit And I was like Oh I gotta meet you And take a picture She's like

All right weirdo We take a picture And I left I remember that I was totally geeking out I was like I'm a big fan Because she writes

All these songs Songwriters to me are crazy Like, that's where it is. Who wrote that song? Our girl Nicole Galleon and a guy named J.R. wrote him. Oh, that's awesome. Yeah. And then Keith, of course.

Well, not, of course. You never know. Oh, I assume Keith writes all his songs. Well, everybody assumes that about everybody. That's not always the case with everyone. So those three wrote the song? Yeah, Keith. And I guess Michael's helped write it too.

Well, you're just adding names. Just read your list. I guess Bobby Bones. No, those four, those four. Florida George Aline. Mike D. brought me the realist. Okay. Here we go.

This track was co-reaching. written by Urban, J.R. Rodham, with Julia Michaels and Nicole Gallion. What did I say? All four of those. And then 10 more people you tried to add. And then by your bones. Just played it. Just played it right now. By the way, a birth control pill for men has been found safe and effective in early trials. I was thinking about this myself. I'm probably going to wait until middle trials or late trials.

Yeah. Until the last trial. Yeah. And how do they trial? For sure trial. Yeah, I'm probably not hopping in until it's like, we're 100% for sure trial. Like, we close, case dismissed. Yeah, it works. Yeah, trial's done. We found you not guilty.

Go ahead and be safe. Yeah, it's called dimanthrolone unicamelae. Oh, yeah, yeah. It cleared its first hurdle, according to the U.S. News World and Report. And so what happens is it suppresses several hormones, including testosterone. Oh, sounds dangerous. I mean, I have trouble with that anyway. Testosterone suppression.

You got very little left already. No, I never have much to begin with. I mean, loved. Testosterone required for sperm production and the study of 100 men found that a once daily dosage over time, low enough sperm to actually keep people from getting pregnant.

How about that? But then once you're ready to start having babies, I wonder, does it... I wonder that about women, too. I feel bad that you guys have to take a pill. You don't have to, but if you do, like it's messing with your insides. Oh, it messes with everything.

all of your hormones I don't know I think there's going to be a day I personally wouldn't I've only taken it once and my time on air was awful remember I changed drastically

and I had never taken birth control before and I was basically crazy town. Yeah I think it affects everyone differently much like food much like everything that we do everybody's bodies are wide and so people take it for their skin

because that's how it's messing with your hormones to where it can actually make your skin better but then the long term, I don't know, it's just scary to me. Some of these ones that completely just stop your period for ever. But what if we find out, it's actually the healthiest thing that ever was. But I mean, we just don't know. That would be amazing. Even with cell phone usage, we don't know.

They haven't been around long enough to do. Yeah, but I'm going to keep using cell phones. Yeah, me too. Yeah. You know who song I like is Ray Lynn's new song? Queens don't. Have you heard that yet? No.

Came out like, what is today? Wednesday came out. I think last Friday. I haven't heard it. Place 7.40. It's from Ray Lynn, Queens Don't. I wasn't raised in a castle. I grew up on the outskirts of town. No dresses with golden tassels.

The rings on my hand are handed down. But I'm going to fuck list on my wrist. I'm not. I feel you, Ray. That's cool. Yeah, it is a cool song. It's good. I like it. Queens don't hate.

Queens don't fight. Queens don't right. You better believe I earned it. I don't keep people around. Cool, huh? Yeah. Yeah. I mean I didn't bring that up, but I don't know what's happening

this week. What is, it's Wednesday? Yeah, it's barely Wednesday, man. Monday, wait, yesterday Walker, today Al Dean. High Valley's Friday? I'm getting, all these are, everybody's coming by. Is the Friday conversation with High Valley this week? Mm-hmm.

Thank you, Raymond. I think Raymond just says things. Mm-hmm. By the way, I just handed this. Austin authorities, the bombing suspect, was a Flugerville resident. if you're not familiar with Austin, Texas, Flugerville's north of Austin,

close, very close. Yep. Mark A. Condit, he was apparently the bomber. The suspected Austin serial bomber, who apparently killed himself early Wednesday, as authorities closed in on him, was Flugerville resident Mark A Condit.

Local federal law enforcement sources told the Austin American statesman. What do you know, lunchbox? He had no criminal record. He lived with two roommates. Both roommates are cooperating with a thought. There are very few public social media posts under his name. Yeah, I looked at his Facebook page and he has a Facebook page, but no posts on there. He received a degree from Austin Community College.

He was unemployed. Yeah, you know, I wonder what was making him so angry. Because you don't just go do that unless something about you is, I have to teach a girl, political. There was some anger. Yeah. And you wonder what it was. and if it's going to happen. And maybe there's some girlfriend right now

that's like, oh, should I even say anything? Or maybe, again, he was radicalized by reading Facebook. And you don't know unless we know, but you don't do that unless there's some sort of reason. You know, it's just not interesting to go blow people up. It's not something you just go,

you know, I like to go, it doesn't like a magnifying glass when you're seven in a cricket or a frog. You just don't go put boxes and nails out of them and hope kids walk by it on the sidewalk. Gosh, yeah, that's terrible. You don't put him in front of people's houses You don't put him in the sidewalk

You don't try to mail them It's obviously not for attention Because he killed himself too And he wasn't on Facebook And he wasn't creating this profile Where he wanted attention for things Right Listen I'm glad he's gone

I'm glad that's not New ones aren't happening But you still have to be watching I just don't think that's the end of it Because I don't think he stopped And then went okay I'm done now And they did say he planned to do more damage That's all they don't say

How do they know that That's fine I probably know a lot of stuff they're not sharing with us. Right. So, well, I'm glad that the update is that he's no longer around trying to create other things. Carry out the stuff he had planned. So let's just help the rest of the stuff that if it was planned, that we find it. And shout out to law enforcement in Austin, Texas, and all around Central Texas and the people that came into hell.

Because they had thousands of calls over the last couple days. Some of my friends were parts of them where they got evacuated from buildings. You know, these last set of things were down. where I used to live. And so shout out to the police department, to the fire department, to the first responders in Austin, Texas, who had to go and check out all of these when any of them could have been one. And they have families at home.

And they're not having a test, if they're not going to put out bombs. So I've done there. But yeah, much respect. Much respect. What's your big takeaway from today's show, Amy? Jason Aldeen, that was like a big highlight from the show. he got recruited to play college baseball. I feel like we knew that, though.

I didn't. If I did, I didn't remember. Because I was like, oh, what a turn that could have taken. There would be no Jason Aldina to be super successful in baseball. But think of all the baseball players went to play baseball, there aren't. That aren't country superstars. True, we don't know. People always go, well, what if this wouldn't happen?

Yeah, but what if all the things that didn't happen? Yeah. I know. I wrote about that in my book. I don't believe in luck. I just don't believe in luck. I believe that everything's happened from tiny. actions. Even if you find a lottery ticket on the ground.

You had to decide to walk in that path. You had to decide to actually walk at that time to go to work. You had to bend down and put it up. I'm just not a big luck believer. But same thing. Think of all the minor league players right now that might be huge country stars. Had they decided to stick it out of music.

Yeah. I know. It's heavy. Like Mike Trout right now? Maybe Luke Bryan. Yeah. Yeah. My Instagram is Mr. Bobby Bones. And up there I put some pictures to Chris Jansen. Last night he was inducted into the opera.

I went to that. That was pretty cool. I'll tell you. It was pretty cool. Al Dina was on. Listen to the whole show back on Iheart radio. Search Bobby Bones show on Demand on IHart Radio. Listen to the whole show back.

Eddie Good? Yeah, man. How about that Keith Urban song? Dude. That's a jam. That's it. That's that too. Baby good?

Good. All right? Baby? Yeah, baby. He calls him Babe now. Yeah. No, you were talking about my baby. No, you.

No, I think he says the baby good. And baby good? You. I'm not answering that. What up, babe? Am, you good? Yeah, I'm good. All right.

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