The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby Competes In One Second Of Song Game + Eddie Finally Repays A Debt + LOCASH Stops By The Show

Episode Date: September 4, 2018

Bobby plays against Amy and Lunchbox in ‘One Second of Song’ Game. Eddie has finally repaid a debt. Also, LOCASH stops by to talk about their new single and tour. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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The Bobby Bones Post-Show Pre-Show. I kind of wrapping it up today, something we didn't get to, which I wanted to, but Eddie, Our video producer celebrated his 13th anniversary this weekend. Thank you. You believe that? We always do the Shania song when we wake up in the morning and I sing to my wife,

looks like we made it. Every day? Every year, I do it. You do? Yeah, just because, you know, I mean, it's a, we always talk about how marriage is designed to fail. Like, really, we feel it so many times. We're just like, how are we doing this? Like, this is tough.

And we made it another year. So, and we've made a promise this year that we're going to celebrate these things because we're not really good at celebrating stuff. But like 13 years of marriage, we went, we went and had dinner and we were like, we bought a bottle of wine. I'd never bought a bottle of wine at dinner. That was cool. Oh, you bought it in the restaurant? Yeah. I like the markups high, huh? If anything, we do like a glass, but yes, it was a little expensive. We're like, we're doing a bottle and we're celebrating. We're doing it right.

So that happened. And by the way, I don't know that we hit a podcast post show last week. Did we? We did a couple times. It got nutty last week. It was a weird week. Ray, I was watching Ray Mundo's into stories, and Raymondo had a birthday party? How old's your turn? 33. Man, Ray's, did you see him at all? No. I was laughing out loud.

So at one point, Ray's on his phone, he's by himself. And he's like, well, this is 33? I guess when you're 33, he laughs at you, he goes, just kidding! And he takes a phone, and all of his adult friends in a limo, and they're just getting just blasted. Oh, I did not see that. That's crazy. 33.

How is it? It was awesome. I just did the 180 psych. I was like, no, I'm not sitting here alone. Sike, I'm with all my friends in a limo. Sike! That video was hilarious. The birthday party was good, though?

Yeah, we wanted to go by your house. We wanted to go by Lunchbox's house. But the driver said, oh, you've only got 30 more minutes. How do you want to use it? And we're not going to go on an interstate. And I'm like, okay, just go up and down Broadway. If you've been to kind of my house, I just want to come out. Well, we were just going to be loud and be crazy and take a picture and see if you came.

I don't know. Lunch would have come out. Bobby, you would come out. Oh, you just honk a few times. Oh, Amy did that in my house a couple weeks ago. I just see like a white car pole in front of my house. And I'm like, why is somebody in front of my house? And I'm like, what is happening?

And then Amy and her kids all start to barrel out of the car. Amy, just rolling up people's houses? She's about the only one that I think would feel comfortable doing that. Huh. Yeah. Because that's rare these days. I mean, you just don't like, I remember growing up. People would stop by our house all the time.

And that was normal, but now no one stops at our house. Amy stopped. Now you don't even call. You'd like text. I don't know my neighbors still. One neighbor like four houses down I knew already before I moved in, but no idea. Like I don't know. If I need a sugar or milk, I would Uber eats it to my house.

I know. It's just during a different time. Yeah, yeah. You just have the technology. But yeah, I don't know them. But it's also weird for me to go, how would I go knock on someone's door and be like, hey, because then you have to invite them in. And it's, I don't want to impose.

Yeah, it's awkward. And then if someone comes to my house, because they did and I wasn't there, thank God. But they left bread and strawberries, which is very kind. Maybe that's what I should do. I should go up and just leave something at the front door and run. Okay, no, no, no, you don't leave that. Then you don't get to know them. Remember what I did with my kids to get to know neighbors is that we baked cookies?

And then we went door to door and hand them the cookies. We didn't go in. We weren't invited in. We didn't try to go in. We were just like, hey, we're neighbors. Here's cookies. Have a great night. Bye.

Hey, I'm your neighbor. I Uber eat you. I'm a neighbor. It's in a message. Yeah, you'll see it'll arrive in seven minutes. Do you want to borrow mine? Your kids? Well, it helps because they're cute and they, you know, can say hey to the neighbors and it's not weird.

Everything good? Yeah. We get you tired or no after three days? No, I feel great. I really feel like my, when we talk about it in the show today, but like the snoozing, I feel like I'm different when I wake up. And my husband is bitter. He was supportive of it. Of you not snoozing?

He's supportive of it, but he's also irritated that it took something on the show to get me to do it because he's been trying to personally do it our entire marriage. And I haven't listened. So he's just like, okay, fine. I guess it takes something for, you know, Bobby to suggest. Oh, your work husband, yes. I'm like, okay, first of all, it's an article. Eddie's also my work husband too. Yeah, what?

Yeah, all you guys are my husband. We all have a work husband. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're mine. Great. I think that's it for now. I think we're going to start the show. Anything else?

Lunchbox? Up with you? I'm good, man. I'm good. Just, you know, just chilling. I'm ready for another day. Well, we're done with the day. No, I'm saying, but I'm going to go out and seize the day now.

Do you have soccer? No. Just baby? Yeah, just baby. What do you do with the baby all day? I'll just look at it. I mean, because the baby doesn't do much. Baby sleeps 99% of the time.

So I'll hold him and I'll talk to them and just tell them what I'm doing. Like, oh, I'm going over to get something to eat. I'm going to get a granola. bar. You'll like granola bars when you're older. Just kind of describe what you're doing, so he hears your voice. Genetically, do his arms... Oh, my wife is already worried about that. Because lunchbox's arm, and I really wonder this,

lunchbox's arms don't touch his shoulder. He can't bend them back. Yeah, I can't touch my shoulders. I can't pat myself on the back. So if my collar's ever messed up in the back, just fix it for me because I can't reach it. So your wife worries that your baby's... Yeah, she's already said, will you be embarrassed if at the next doctor's appointment and I ask the doctor about that because maybe we can get him into some kind of therapy. Because it's hereditary for you, right? Yes.

Like who can not? My dad's side. My dad's dad could not touch his shoulders. My dad can barely touch his shoulders with the tip of his thumb and then I just can't do it. What a weird thing to have passed down. Yeah, it's a weird one. I mean, like, seriously, you can't. No, Amy, don't rub it in.

Like, I can't. Amy's doing it in front of them. I'm like, look, this is easy for me. No, I could do this all day long. Sometimes just to be nice, I act like I can't do mine either. In elementary school, it was the worst thing ever is when the top. teacher would say, ever, ever, ever. The teacher would say, oh, good job, class, pat yourself on the back and the teacher would do it just right, like the right hand over the right shoulder.

And everybody would do it and I could not do it. And I would look at people. I'd make sure no one was looking before I went the other side and went over my left shoulder. These days, that teacher would be fired. Yeah, for picking on me. Yeah. You can't do that anymore. Can't do that anymore. All right, we're going to start today's show. Appreciate everybody hanging out. Amy, anything you want to say? So up everybody has a great day. Good. Lunchbox hit it. Have a good day. All right. Anything you want to Any of you want to promote lunchbox? The sore losers' podcast.

Oh, sore losers' podcast. Come on, Monty Hall, you got to remember that. That's your big promo. That's your chance. You didn't say, is there anything you want to promote it? You said, is there anything you want to say? But I should think, yeah, we're going to be doing the sore losers' podcast, and you should, you know, subscribe and listen to it.

And rate it. And write it. And follow on Instagram. That's how it works. If you subscribe and rate it, it moves it up a little more so. Oh, so more people will see it? Question. Yeah.

How do you feel about podcasts? We're at the very beginning, they always, they always start with like, hey, thanks for coming. And oh, before we get started, I just want to make sure you take the time to go review because you don't do that. I never do that. I know, but so many podcasts they listen to you, they do it.

I have trouble asking for love, though, in all parts of my life. But every single time, I just want to like. It is valuable, though. I know it's valuable, but every single time, they're like, they go through this five steps of how you can support it. And I'm like, okay, I got it. So let me play the other side of that.

Please. Most people listen to a podcast. They're listening to that episode. only. They came in new on that episode, and they haven't heard it all the times. Most people hearing that episode aren't all the time. It's, for example, us, if we describe a segment that we do all the time. If I'm going, hey, tell me something good's coming up. Are we really sure? Listen, we say that 10,000 times, but somebody new to the show would have no idea. How much does it hurt the person listening? Not that much. You still listen. You don't really didn't ruin my day.

But how much does it help. Somebody who doesn't, it doesn't. So it's a new element. And it does matter. Like, if you're listening to this, please go rate us high. and write something nice about us because that does actually move you up. Yeah, I know. I just noticed you never do it on yours. I know. Yeah, you're right.

I just feel bad. That's fine, though. I feel like, again, it's just such a precious thing with our audience. I feel like it's a very precious time. I really don't want to waste it. Something else I can say is that if you go and we have endorsements,

if it's like slash Bobby or slash Amy, that's important to do too for us as a show. Because if you're listening now, just behind the curtain, if it's like, hey, you know, go to sleepnumber.com slash bones, I think is what it is, and you can find a location near you. All that stuff's tracked, and they see, oh, are people really listening to the show and using it to go see? So that's important to us as a show. I don't even talk about that, but it is. Yeah. Yeah, that's true. Okay. So that's a little behind the curtain there. I like that.

Yeah. So what the podcast is for. Thank you very much. I don't have anything to promote. What are you talking about? Pick something. I'm done. You're done promoting? I guess. Yeah. Listen, I'm in Little Rock doing stand-up on Friday night.

It's sold out. No promoting there. I'm so looking forward to that show. It's a massive theater. All my people from Arkansas. Oh, yeah, your people. That's a big one part. I cannot wait.

It's like your childhood friends coming. 27 or 200? Oh, that's big. Yeah, it's a big theater. And so, what are you laughing at? Rod. Oh, our boss is it. It's pre-show.

It's pre-show. I love it. You've been doing it on the real show, too. That's true. He doesn't care. He runs all the format. We're in the middle of the show. He'll just be like, really?

How much does that cost? You know what? He can. He can, though. That's the thing. It makes me loud. What's that again? Repeat that again.

That's funny. He gets his own show. He comes in and, it's like a find your own adventure book. And he's like, you know, I think in the next segment, I'd like for you guys to go here. Yeah. It's funny, Rod. Find your own adventure book? You don't remember?

Oh, those were great, Amy. Like at the end of the chapter it would be like, okay, you're in an alley. Do you, A, climb up the fire escape or B, P. You get to choose? Yes. And then based on what you choose,

it takes another chapter. Like, turn to page 41 for this. Oh, okay. It may have been like a young dude deal back in the day. Like superheroes. So I'll check it out. No need, no.

I mean, no. Don't worry about it. I mean, my kids. Yeah. I think, you know, my point, Little Rock and all my shows, I think, for the rest of the year, sold out. You're not going to promote Miss America or anything. You need that?

No, I'm doing a Sunday night. Do they need that? Yeah, why don't? I'll talk about that later on Friday. I would like the reminder. You know, I watched Miss Congeniality. Yeah. Oh, boy.

On my Southwest flight, it was like free TV, you know? And so Miss Congeniality came on and I was like, oh, my gosh, what if, like, some crazy controversy went down when Bobby Sooth's Seamus America? Because, you know, the guy's going to come bomb the thing, and there's an FBI agent. She has to go be a beauty contestant. In the movie. Have you never seen it? No.

Sandra Bullock? It's so good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. Yeah, it's good. And, yeah, it's like,

I'm, listen. I'm, I'm staying so far to controversy. Well, you don't know that? I'm trying. No, I'm purposefully not being controversial. For the last six to eight months. Oh. With the idle stuff, and I signed a new contract,

I'm not trying to get trouble for a contract signed. Now I'm flashing people every corner. I got my trench coat. Oh, wow. Hey. Nah. All right, here we go. Today's show.

Where we go? Bobby Bones is on. Folks, it's your buddy and my... Mr. Bobby Bones. Let go. Transmating. Bobby Bonds. Yeah, after a three-day weekend, all rejuvenated, feeling good.

Listen to me rejuvenated. You ready? Yeah. Sounds good. That's sound of rejuvenation, folks. Morning. Morning. Well, well, well.

Where do we start? Why don't we start? with Lunchbox. I feel all we got stuff to talk about. All right, let's talk about it. What do we got to talk about? Well, so this Sunday, I am judging the Miss America competition. They pick five people, Randy Jackson, Lay Lolly, you know, some folks.

Yeah. So we go up and we judge Miss America and lunchbox came to me privately and asked if he could go with me. Yeah. He did? Amy, I've been a lifelong fan of Miss America and I've always wanted to go and to be there. in person and to experience that would be a once in a lifetime, something I could tell my kid about forever.

What is it that you want to experience? I just want to meet the ladies and see if there is... I don't know that I can introduce to the ladies. And just the experience, see if there is beautiful in person and just see, you know, see, because they bring a lot to America. They advocate for their states and I think I need to be there

since I've been a fan since I was a kid. I mean, if he's a fan, he's a fan. Are you taking anybody? Every man's a fan. Excuse me. Are you considering taking him? No.

No, I'm not. Oh. Well, because I don't have a ticket. I have one ticket. I'm taking Mike D. You're taking Mike D over me to Miss America. Come on. Mike D. is just going to...

Never mind. Because we're going to have to work probably Monday morning from New York. I am, and I have to have a producer with me. So Mike D. is going to actually work. He's not going to watch the competition. He's going to work. Okay. He's not trying to meet the ladies?

No. So then could Lunchbox go watch the competition and Mike D go work with you? No, Mike D will go with me. But that's why he's going on the trip. I only have one. It's plane tickets. I got to pay for that stuff.

Do you think lunchbox could do Mike D's job if you know? Absolutely. Not. Okay, okay. I mean, Mike D. has not been a fan of Miss America since he was a kid. He doesn't care. I know, I know.

I feel like you just want to see pretty girls. I want to see the beauty of the women and their answer. of the questions. See, Amy, this is why he's not being... We all rolled our eyes, right? Exactly. I would love to take you. Do you just want to fly up on your own dime

and pay for your hotel room? No, no, no, that's not the point. Okay, but if you do, I could probably work something and let you sit in the crowd, like Mike D.'s going to do it. Oh, do that? He's... No. Because I could probably get a ticket for you, just like Mike D is going to do where you sit in

the crowd. So let Mike D pay for his flight and you pay for mine. He's going for work. I'm going for work, too. You're not. Because I can report back. I can interview the girls, so what does you do you do? interviewing the girls. I don't have access to the girls.

Hey, what did you think of Bobby's judging? I mean, we can talk to them Monday morning. Amy, am I wrong about this? No. I mean, at first, I was kind of like, oh, that would be fun for lunchbox to go, but now I'm, no. But you just see as true intentions, right? Yes. It's all about him getting close to these girls.

You're a new dad. Like, is your wife just cool with you just up and leaving town to go see girls? Yes, she understands that Miss America is something that is very important to me. If you would like to come, I can get you a ticket and you can sit. It has some pretty good seats. But you have to pay for your hotel and you have to pay for your flight. See, that's just not fair. I'm not paying for your flight.

Okay. Here we are. Back on a Tuesday. Everybody got? There you. Yeah. There we have. Starting off on a bad note.

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This story is interesting. Lunchbox handed me this one, that they're stopping tag, kickball, Red Rover, and musical chairs because it's been deemed inappropriate. This is so dumb. And they said it will hurt people's confidence if they're not picked or if they get out early. Come on.

I mean, stop. Yes. I don't understand how kids are going to learn how to compete if everything is just so fun and, like, someone should be fired for canceling this stuff. Amy, your thoughts? Okay. I don't think people need to be fired, but I do think that there needs to be some sort of, like, more of a diverse meeting about it.

I just don't know how they came to this conclusion. I'm on board with canceling all these because our stupid games. What? That's the only reason. That? Because what? Red Rover? You'll rip an arm off. Like, I'm just talking about physical injuries. Oh, so much fun, though. I saw a game on Reddit where the kids run and play Tick-Tac T-Tow.

It's called hardcore Tick-Tac-Tow. And what you do is you each have a beanbag. One's yellow, one's blue, and you sprint out. It's a race, and you drop the Tick-Tac-Tot. Like, those games look fun because you're not running at each other's arms. Oh, that sounds cool. Red Rover was the dumbest game because I was always hurting at the end of it. Bobby.

What? I never got hurt playing Red Rover. Because you probably weren't good at it. Like, I didn't let go. I held. You weren't breaking my Red Rover chain. Hey, Morgan number two, you're 24. Did you play Red Rover?

Yeah, I did. Okay. So Red Rover is, and possibly maybe the stupidest game ever, where you lock arms, and then someone tries to force their way with their body through your arm, even pulling your shoulder out of place if they have to. Yeah, if you have to, yeah. Red Rover, Red Rover, let Bobby come over.

Yes. It's a dumb, by the way, I do think we're getting a little too sensitive with our kids. I obviously, and I've said for a long time, that I'm not a big fan of participation trophies. I'm not a big fan. Because in life, we have to go through adversity. I think you should dabble in adversity really early. Kind of get in waist deep in the middle.

High school, full adversity, man, because you're about to hit it. So I'm against the premise of this, but I'm just speaking on individually. Tag. Nah, who cares? Put a laser gun in their hand, do some laser tag. Now we're talking. That's fun. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Red Rover, everybody's going to be hurt. Musical chairs. What are you, a pilgrim?

Are you still playing musical chairs right I love musical chairs. Yeah, but you're like 50, okay? Musical chairs was fun, especially when you were at the carnival and you were doing it for cake. The cakewalks different than musical chair. We used to do cakewalk at church all the time. So much fun. But you were competing for a cake. Yeah, or a pie. And it wasn't exactly musical. Here's the difference. On a cake walk, you would

sit on a chair with a number, and that number had the cake on it. No one got shoved out of the way. All you guys's views on these games are twisted. You have revisionist history. We're always shoulder hurt. We got a cake. So, if anything, musical chairs cakewalk was bad for us because you won every time. Anyway, yeah, stop being so sensitive and butt hurt, everybody. I agree with you guys on that. But that's a bad list of games anyway. And Duck, Duck Goose?

The best. Come on, what is 1812? Oh. Is a merry-go best butchie going over to? A man has his arm amputated days after eating sushi and he got a bacteria from the sushi. I know. Oh, no. Yeah.

That's so sad. A man had to have his arm amputated. Amputated left arm. Eating raw sushi. Developed a fever, a pain, ate the raw fish, and then boom. It got in his arm and he cut it off. That's possible? Yep.

Wow. Surgeons eventually had to amputate his arm 25 days after he went into the hospital. Oh, wow. Because of some sushi. Sushi. Probably from a gas station if I had to guess. Oh yeah. Don't mess with that. Don't mess with that gas station sushi, man.

So there's that. Do you guys hear the story about Amy and the shopping for clothes? Have you guys had the story? No. So Amy goes to shop for clothes And how old is the girl that's working in there As you're buying clothes?

Maybe 18. And Amy's trying to get her attention And she can't. So what do you call her? Ma'am. So Amy has to call an 18-year-old man And she feels totally weird about it. I feel really weird about it.

It's a thing because now that we're older, I mean, I don't know. I'm trying to get someone's attention and I don't know their name. Same thing had happened if you have a young boy waiter. I can't be like, hey boy. Or, hey, little girl. So I'm like, excuse me, sir, or excuse me, ma'am,

but they're so young that they're not a ma'am or a sir. And I don't know. I just found myself really confused as to how to get her attention, but still be nice about it. Isn't it? Maybe it's just in my mind, but sir seems younger than ma'am does. Because to 21-year, I'll be like, sir, excuse me. but ma'am feels older

doesn't not to you guys they both sound pretty old yeah so what should I have done I think you did the right thing or like yo kid you're younging youngin hey what up dog what up dog

okay grandpa now that doesn't that's too that didn't work the latest from 30 seconds skinny Morgan Evans is set to release his first United States full length album called Things We Drink to It will be released on October 12th

Jake Owen, Chase Rice, and Ryan Hurd celebrated their Labor Day together. They posted a photo on Instagram of all three of them enjoying a boat day together. Reports are saying Dolly Parton will be the first country artist named Grammy's Music Cares Person of the Year at the Grammys in February. I'm Morgan number two. That's the Skinny. It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Damn it's something good. A young girl helped save her family from a burning house in Jacksonville on Thursday afternoon.

but she's only four years old. So when I see a young girl, that's a really young girl. The girl ordered her mother, two other adults, and her two-year-old brother that the house was on fire. She was first to see the fire break out at 1.30 p.m. So I was playing with my baby brother. I look back and I saw flames. There was smoke everywhere. So she runs about a block to tell her mom at four years old.

That's a lot, right? I don't have a four-year-old. Yes, it's a lot. And you don't expect the child to even think about doing that. I think even me at 30, it'd be like, ooh, fire. Yeah, it's nice and warm. Wow, that looks fun. More some marshmallows.

The mom said if it had been for her reaction, and when she ran to get her, the blaze could have been much worse. The Red Cross helping with temporary shelter. Wow. But four-year-old's kind of the one that let people know and then saved even her baby brother who was in there with someone else.

Wow. So that's a really good story. Bobby Boneshow. Boney up the day. This story comes to us from Banning, California. Well, it's bear season in California and you go out and hunt them. So some guys went out with their bow and arrow,

got up there. Boom, shoots a bear. He's like, yeah, I got it. He jumps down off the perch, runs down to the bear. Bear ain't dead. Bear got guy. Oh, wow.

What do you mean? He mauled the guy. The guy thought he had killed the bear and he was going to celebrate and get a picture with the bear. The bear, like, got him with his paw. Yeah, got him with his palm. Malled him.

He's in serious condition. You know what? That's what happens. I wouldn't think an arrow would kill a bear, though, right? This guy thought that. Yeah. And he's a bonehead. I mean, yeah.

It's illegal archery hunting season in that zone of California. Wow. Oh, I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. I'd probably just give a bad. Another one. Give it 10 arrows. I wouldn't be shooting a bear anyway.

Not a no. But if I were and I were shooting bows and arrows, I'd be pulling them all out. 20 arrows. Yes, to be safe. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Mr. Bobby Bones Let me know I'm translating

Well, I have to say I do love music history And they do call me Yeah, country music's youngest historian Yeah, so This is a good one today The Bobby Bones show On this day in country music Today in 1999, which is 19 years ago

This jam right here from Lone Star I don't know how you should want you Amazed Now it's been It's eighth and final week at number one on the chart. And why I bring it up today is that set the record for the longest number one ever on the chart. What a jam this song was. Yeah.

1999. Do you guys just want to play it? Yeah. Yeah, I do too. Fun fact. You know who was in the band but not singing the lead? Yes. I know it.

Lunchbox, take a guess. Oh. know this. I know. It's the guy from Big and Rich. That's right. John Rich. Was in the band. It's not the lead singer. Oh, he's not the singer? No. Oh. Yep. There you go. That's a boy lunchbox. It's a Bobby Bones show. I'd like to recognize

a little something here. I was looking at Morgan Number 2's Instagram story. Amy, did you see where she posted she lost 20 pounds? I didn't know. I'm flipping through Morgan Number 2's 's Insta story and she's like, hey, just low-key, it could be. She's like has a weight in her hand. She goes, I lost 20 pounds over the last six months.

How about that? What? I know. Come on. I feel like we would have seen. That's amazing. But where did it? Where was it?

Let's ask you. She looks great. Morgan number two. I didn't know she had 20 pounds to lose. You lost 20 pounds, huh? Yeah, I did. Doing what? Just working out, sleeping a lot and trying to eat healthy and just living healthier lifestyle.

That sleep is so important. You lose weight by sleeping a lot? Well, it's the first step. Get out. Because, well, not just sleeping, Eddie. But your hormones regulate when you sleep. Okay. And so all the other things you do, like eating right, next important, then working out, third important, all that works together.

Sleeping is number one, though. It's the base, yes. Wow. But Morgan number two lost 20 pounds. Come on, now that's hard more. Awesome. Any advice you like to give to people out there that, you know, are looking to lose five, six, seven pounds? I mean, that took me six months.

So I would just say don't, like, give up on trying. And it's always a process of figuring yourself out. Like, I couldn't go off of what everybody else did because it just, didn't work for me. I had to figure out what worked specifically for me. And I like carbs and I like eating pasta. So I had to find a way to incorporate that

into my diet. So I didn't kill myself over eating crazy meals that I don't want to eat. So just keep doing you and keep trying and keep working at it. It'll happen. Keep doing you. I love it. Keep doing you. Man, I've been doing me for 38 years and I ain't got to quite figure it out yet. You're still

chicken breasting and vegetables? Yeah. It's about all you eat. I thought you meant my chest, chicken breast. No, no, no, no. You eat chicken breast and vegetables, right? I have chicken breast and bird legs. That's not what I said. I'm basically a poultry.

That's what you meant, though. Morgan number two, congratulations. Oh, thank you. That's really cool. I saw that. And she didn't, it wasn't like she sent me a note about it. She was just posted an Instagram story, and I was flipping through. And I replied back, and I said, wow.

And then I sent her a fist bump emoji. Which, by the way, can I say this? The fist bump, the fist is a fist bump, not a punch in the face. I sent that emoji to someone, and they're like, whoa, with the aggression. Why are you trying to punch me in the face? I'm like, no, that's the fist emoji, like pound it out. Yeah, yeah, fist. Everyone understands that, right?

Yeah. Does anyone not? Yeah. Okay. No. Listen, if it were the punch in the face emoji, I've been punching a lot of people on the face on text. Well, Morgan number two, congratulations. It's really, really cool. Thank you.

Yeah, I'd like to see that. On the Bobby Bones show now. Low Cash. The boys from Locash are walking in the studio right now. Here's their song. It feels like a party. Yeah, they are. Give it hugs.

We're live on the air, boys. Hey, we hug later There they are What up, fellas? What's going on, brother? Good morning. Just headphones on if you don't mind. Amy, say hello to the boys from Locash.

Hey, boys from Locash. Hi, Amy, how are you? Good, how are you? This song is so good. It came on, so I had it on a... I have a playlist. Before I go in, I do it a show, I have the same three songs

that I listen to before I go on and do comedy. It's all... It's Marin Morris, it's N-E-R-D, and it's Snoop Dog. And so I go out in the same three songs every show. It's just not really a superstitious guy, but if it's going right, why change, right? Exactly.

So the list ran out and this song, your song came on, feels like a party just randomly because I'd been listening to it. And I was like, wow, I forget how good this song. I was listening to it without knowing I was listening to it. And it's been added to my list now. It's one of the fourth song.

It's a really good song. You're with Snoop Dog? You're with Snoop Dog? That's incredible. That's huge. It's a good song. And what are you thinking about that song? I love it.

It's a good answer. Feels like a party. Check out the Pepsi Tailgate Tour. PepsiTelgate Tour.com to see if they'll be swinging through your hometown. You guys are all over the place, huh? It's crazy right now. It's been crazy. It's really has.

Preston, you got a new baby too. Brand new baby. Second baby. He's like 17 days old, something like that. Yeah. And it's amazing. What's the second baby like per se? The first baby?

Still lots of poop. Yeah. And it's amazing, though, because we had the little girl who's two and a half years old and now we get the little boy and so you know we got both and it's truly uh just feeling like we are creating a big family and it's cool I was sitting on the couch for my wife the other day and the two kids were sitting between us and I was like look at this we're a family like it's growing and it's cool feeling Chris let me ask you because I know you guys and I felt bad for you guys you had to cancel a show or at least postpone a show

because you got to go back for his baby being born and I see saw you guys posted. I saw people get mad at that. I know. Could you believe that? I had to say something. And I could understand disappointment, but I couldn't understand people being angry at you guys having to go because one of the members of the band's having a baby. Right. So what were you thinking before you posted that message? I posted, I was getting ready to send send and I was like, okay, I'm going to sit back and read what I said. I'm going to make it politically correct, which I'm usually not. He is. I'm

not. And I know he wasn't going to do it. So I just saw this and I was like, I saw a bunch of fans just saying, you know, I want my money back and you got to get. give my money back. I'm like, well, that has nothing to do with us. If someone hires us, they hire us. That's their tickets. That's their prices. And I do hope that they get their money back. And that's what I kind of said. I was like, I really hope you do get your money back. You should. It would be the right thing to do. But I'm sorry, if you don't like us anymore and don't want to be a fan because we had to cancel a show because Preston's having a baby, then so be it. Yeah, I felt bad for you guys because I was looking

at the comment. Like, I look at you guys the comments. And, you know, I think you guys have some hardcore fans. Yeah, well, yeah, we do. They usually take it for us too. It's pretty, it gets ugly, but then I'm like, man, just relax. I was so busy having the bed. Well, my wife was busy having the baby, but I was there cheering her on. And, you know, you're wrapped up in the whole moment.

I had no idea any of this was even happening. And then Chris picked me up at the hospital. And he said, have you seen what's happening online? And then, boom, I read everything. I was like, wow. And we usually don't, man. It was just for some, you know, I guess we were on the plane. I was just looking at stuff.

I was like, my goodness, man. Are you kidding me right now? I couldn't believe it. So, I mean, we're very family-oriented, too. And we haven't really had a chance to congratulate Lunchbox either, so. Yeah, yeah. That's awesome. And the listeners were like, please keep him away from the show.

It was the opposite. Just kidding, lunchbox. Oh, I don't care. Okay. Okay, listen. I want to play a song here. I like this one. Cool.

You guys hang out for a second. Yeah. Low Cash, tear of the new singles, Feels Like a Party. They're teaming up with Pepsi on a new multi-city tailgate tour. They'll be throwing an unforgettable. party, some of the biggest college and NFL matchup games of the season. Fort Worth, Arlington, Pittsburgh, Foxborough, Philadelphia, all those places. On the Bobby Bones Show now.

So you guys good? Dude, we're fantastic. I mean, it's been a tiring a couple weeks, but man, just big news after big news. And then Preston having a baby somehow in the middle of all this and, you know, signed with a big record label now, man. And it feels like big things happen every time we have a baby. You know, it's funny you mentioned that. I was going to go there is that you guys are now on a, I was going to say real life,

but like a record label that really has. A major. Yeah, they can actually support you guys. Because you guys, and I've always said, are two of the hardest working guys in the business. Thank you guys grinded out. And to have some support's got to be weird and refreshing at the same time. There's so many resources. We were just talking about that.

It's unbelievable. We got on stage the other night we were going on stage and we came out and, I, Check my email before stage, and I come home and come right off the stage, and there's six more emails from our label. And they're like, hey, this is what do you guys wanted for lunch for your photo shoot? We have a photo shoot today. And what do you want to? What do you think this song?

And, I mean, it's just all these emails. And we're like, wow, we can really just keep our heads down and write and write and worry about, you know, and be family men when we're home. So, by the way, low cash is here. I mean, it's not like there was a huge change, but the original name was low cash cowboys. Right. Low cash. So what I'm going to do is I will give you an old band's name.

You have to tell me what they turned into. Eddie, do you understand that? Ooh, I like it. Okay, so I'll start with Amy and Eddie. You guys can come with your answer. The Pendletones. All right. Okay.

The Pendletones, the elite singer, began writing songs about surfing in 1961. I'd hardly ever touched a surfboard. So to get some credibility, he and his group, the Pendletones changed their name. Amy, I know this. Okay. Go for it. I think it's the Beach Boys. You think it.

Okay. What do you think? I need your approval, though. I mean, I picked up on some Beach Boy vibes. You going with Beach Boys? Okay. We're going with Beach Boys. Where the Pendletons, the Beach Boys?

The answer is? Yes. Good job. Good luck, boys. All right, Locash. Here you go. Number two. They were signed to their first label

under the name Sweet Children, but decided to change it after being confused for another California band named Sweet Baby. They went with their new name, which has a more punk rock meaning that fits the three-piece band. They originally named the Sweet Children. I got an idea.

What three-piece punk band would that be? You talk out loud? I'm going to do it. Green Day. Green Day is a good one. I'm going Green Day. They're going Green Day. Sweet children, were they Green Day? Show me Green Day.

Yes. Lucky, boys, lucky. Okay, Eddie and Amy. Their name was Keras Flowers. Their name was a reference to a groupie who had a crush on all five members of this pop group. Five. all five members of this pop group pop group five their name was

Kara's Flowers they eventually changed it to what we know them as now but who was known as Kara's Flowers you two talk it out there Amy there were five of them do you think it's the Jackson five oh we're going way back so I was thinking like one direction or something

no those are only I think that's only four in it oh shoot no I don't know I don't know Amy what about the boy band so think quick quick quick I'm thinking the boy bands but I think like Lou Pearlman just like name them. Okay. Okay. Go in sync then.

Oh my gosh. Okay. Okay. Jackson 5. Okay. Okay. No, no. They were obviously Jackson 5.

She said Jackson 5, that is your answer. Oh, shoot. Sorry. All five members of the pop group, they were once Keras Flowers, but all five of them were not known as Maroon 5. There are a context closed in all these. Wow. Yeah.

What a change in names there? All five of them. Literally at the number five. Well, yeah, Jackson five. That's why we guessed that. Yeah, we were so close. So close, maybe. All right, all right.

Let's go over to low cash. You get this, you win. You win, it's it. If you get it, you win. Come on. We're going to ring. 20 years ago, this British band played their first gig under the name Starfish.

Okay, it's a very famous band named Starfish. They met in college. They had six songs. One was called ode to deodorant. They had changed their name before releasing their EP when their new drummer suggested it. after finding it too depressing for his own band. So Starfish was the original.

It's a British pop. It's a British, and 20 years ago, they formed. Wow. So you're looking at a British band 20 years ago. Originally it's Starfish for the win, Locash. Starfish. Well, this is a tough one. I don't know a British band 20 years ago.

Because the drummer had a, his old band was named this. And he's like, no, we don't want to use it anymore. Let's use it for this band. Wow. 20 years ago, British. I don't think I know. I mean, I'm only 21, so I don't know Yeah, true, true

Take a shot I don't know I'm 20 years ago, pop band British I don't know if it's pop Okay, it could be on They have a drummer, so A lot of British bands out there Eddie, you think you know it?

No, I have no clue I have no clue This is on Chris right now I'm gonna go This is so weird And probably all wrong But go Metallica Metallica, not British

Eddie What would you have guessed We don't know British band Rolling Stones, but that's not 20 years ago. Coal play. Come on, guys. Yeah. What's wrong with you?

Come on. All right, tiebreaker. They formed 20 years ago? Yeah, dude. Time march is on. Time march is on. Okay. Buzzin, if you know, I just say your name.

The band was formed in the early 1990s as a cover band called Village Idiot. Their name was changed when I remember the band kept handing customers. Their change at a start. by saying this saying. So the guy that's in the band would hand change back to the people and he would say this one thing when he'd hand them their change back and that ended up being the band's name. Amy,

do you know? This is my pleasure. Oh, my pleasure as a guess. Go ahead. No, I'm trying to think of a band that band name that as a saying like, here's your change. 50 cent. Oh, oh, God. You're on to something. You're on to something. You're on to something. You are on to something. That's like. Guys, don't listen to her. Nickelback. Nickleback. Amy, see him. Go, go, Amy.

Show me Nickelback. There you have it, folks. Yeah, Nickelback. Very impressive. He's so good with those context clues. There you have it. Well, listen, we've had some fun. We've thanked some people.

We've played the new hit. It feels like a party from Locash. We've talked about the Pepsi Tailgate Tour. Go to Pepsi Tailgate Tour.com. See if they'll be coming through. Hey, have you guys heard about at Locash on Twitter? Yes. Yep.

And? We have it a Twitter. Oh, wait, which one do you not have? Is it lowcash.com? Lowcash.com, but we found out that a fan was trying to buy tickets to our show in Fort Myers. And so he went to lowcash.com and it was available like years ago. So he bought it. Oh, it's the website that you guys don't have.

Yeah, what's the website website? Lowcash music. Yeah. So someone has lowcash.com? Yeah. But he traded it to us. Yeah, so we got it last week. If his son could go to our.

our next video shoot and sit back, like, behind the scenes. We're like, done. That's amazing. And so we just got LoCash.com. Y'all, they could probably hit you up for six figures for that domain. Easily. It was so cool. We would always be Low Cash music done.

So we have a brand new website coming out, Lowcash.com. There you go. Well, Amy, anything you want to say to the boys here from Low Cash? Oh, man, I just, y'all are killing it. Keep going. Thank you. I'm going to be your encouragement. Do you hope they have a good day?

I also hope you have a great day Any time I ask you what she has to say She goes I just hope you have a good day All right Stream it download it buy I go see them live Low Cash is here Got a new single feels like a party Go see them on the Pepsi tailgate tour

As always boys great to see you Thanks great to see you I'm a massive fan of you guys Thank you man To bigger and better things Because every time we guys come in Moving on up It's time for the good news

With lunchbox Tell me something good Vilma has been working in the NICU in a California hospital for the past 32 years. So a couple months ago, a new doctor starts, his name's Brandon Simonator. And she's like, man, I kind of remember a baby with that last name way back when. No way. 28 years ago. So she starts talking to him and he was like, yeah, I was born at this hospital.

And Vilma says, was your dad a police officer? And he goes, yes. She goes, I was your primary nurse. And she produced a picture of him from the NICU. 28 years ago, and he's back working at the hospital, and Vilma's still there. Come on. That was Tell Me Something Good. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood.

It's the 32nd Skinny. Luke Bryan is playing a free Nashville concert on September 10th. It's going to be celebrating the grand opening of his bar on Broadway. I wonder if he gets paid to do a show to promote him. You know what I mean? That's good. That's fun, though. It's a free show, right? Yeah, it starts at 6.30. So if you're on Nashville and September 10th, come out.

All right, what else? Eric Church released another teaser track from his upcoming album. The song's called Solid. I haven't heard it yet. Oh, no. This is my favorite record of the year, and I just haven't heard the full record yet. Here we go for the first time. Let me see what I think.

It's called Solid. Love it. None. I'm done. In a great beat. The record come out. I can't wait anymore. It's out on October 5th. Can we like hack into it or something?

All right, what else? So Kelsey Ballerini posted a video on Instagram of pop artist Troy Savon's song called 17. She covered it. Here's a clip of it. I don't know the real version. Let me hear the real version. How do he say his name? Troy Savon.

I saw my people tweeting and Instauring about him. I don't know who that is. Do you know who he is? Yeah, he's really big in the pop world right now. Okay, here's that's him What's the name? Vern Trojew. Troy, Savon.

Yeah, keep hearing. Mini-Me is all I'm thinking of singing this song. That's good. That's good. I'm Morgan number two. That's the skinny. 17. Kelsey's pretty good, man.

Hey, what's happening, guys? You know, you get on your phone. You're always tinking around, trying to find stuff to do. There's a lot of games, a lot of apps out there. But I'll say this, there's only one Best Fiends. And if you're like me, you're tired of the same old apps on your phone. And let me recommend to you the puzzle game, Best Fiends. There's a ton.

They've been saying infinite amount of challenging puzzles, thousands of levels to play, and tons of characters to collect. It's the perfect game to play whenever you want. You can play with family, friends, by yourself. either way you won't get bored and you won't be using your thumb going ah there's nothing to do on my phone the best part you can even play without internet connection

so you can play literally anytime anywhere Morgan number two plays it before the show starts I catch myself playing best fiends just all the time sitting somewhere play some best fiends give it a try and you can tell me where you catch yourself playing best fiends download best fiends for free on the app store

or Google Play Today that's Friends without the R Best Fiends and you can be part of the club Folks, it's your buddy and my Mr. Bobby Bowles Let's get that joke in here. The Morning Corny. What do you call a sad bunny?

What do you call a sad bunny? Unhoppy. Ah, come on. That's a good one. That was the morning corny. That's funny. I sort of made that one up, I think. Oh, stop.

I did. No, for real. I'm like, okay. Here are your top five songs in country music this week. And number five, Dylan Scott Hook. I'm hoot. And number four, Old Dominion Hotel Key. And number three,

A sea cup, the hotel jam. Slip it in a per second. It makes her think of me. And that night we left our hearts on his sleeves of the clothes all over the floor. We both know we can't open the room. And number three, drowns the whiskey from Jason Aldine. Whiskey's supposed to drink. That's a former number one.

Sunrise, sunburn, sunset, number two. Former number one. So these are on the way down. Heard up for a while. They're good, obviously. And the number one song this week is Thomas Rett. His 11th, number one, Ain't it funny how life changes?

There's your top five songs. Your biggest top 40 song is, You probably think that you are better now. Oh, yeah. Chance Malone. Post. Whatever. Chance Malone.

That's a chance to rap her. Dang it. Oh, boy. Time marches on. When you start combining rappers. Yeah, Tony Romo. Tony Romo. Those are your big songs.

There was a truck full of axe body spray that exploded. Did you guys see that? Oh, no. And there's a lot of pressure inside that. I mean, just meaning all the little bottles. In the cans, yeah. A semi was carrying a shipment of axe body spray through Texas. It caught fire.

And then when you have all of that, and then the heat, it exploded. The truck was completely destroyed. No one was hurt because they ran away from it. But they smell good. Right? There you go. After that explosion, the driver got all the girls. All of a sudden.

He went to a bar and everyone was like, hey. I do want to hop into some of these Monday morning confessions in the next 10 minutes or so. So you guys want to hop on the phone, 877. 77 Bobby. What do you want to confess? Three-day weekend, you probably did a bunch stuff you don't like.

You're not proud of, you know? Monday morning confessions. 877-77 Bobby, and we'll hop over to those. Hey, Ashley in Texas, you're near where this axe body spray truck exploded? Yeah, I'm like 10 minutes from it

and I can go on my porch and I can smell it. It's horrible. Oh. Wow. It smells so bad. Or does it smell awesome? Is it maybe doing,

Is it making you a little tingly and you're not used to it? I don't like it. I don't like Axe, so it gives me a headache. And you can smell it 10 minutes away? Mm-hmm. Well, uh, wow, that is some powerful smell. But isn't it already? Yes.

That's not surprising. Yes. I mean, Ray Mundo or audio guy would come in wearing axe. You love that stuff, huh? Yeah, it's so easy to do right after the gym. And I even have the soap that I use in the shower. Oh, you're really an axe guy. Oh, yeah.

He drives to it. You know how people spray perfume and you walk through it? Oh, yeah, yeah. The truck explodes and Raymond was running through it. Hey, thank you for the call, Ashley. I appreciate that. Our video producer Eddie many years ago. How long was that?

Year and a half? What? When it was a football game? Oh, gosh, last year. It's been a whole year. He went to a high school football game and he didn't pay to get in the game. He was like, oh, I hit you back. And he never hit him back until this weekend.

Yeah, because no one let me forget that. We had callers probably calling at least once a week asking if I paid the school back. Because Eddie went and he said, they said it's cash only. I don't have any cash. They let him go through the gate and watch the game for free. Eddie said he pay him back. He never went and paid him back. They said, quote, don't worry about it.

Get us next time. And finally you went. I went back and paid. Two adults. Okay. And he's four. He's free. But the last time we came, it was 40 bucks and I didn't have cash.

So I want to pay that back today. 40 plus 14. Yes. It's 55. You're so nice. Oh, well, you know, I got a group. friends that won't let me forget, that was last year. And they're like, go back and pay back.

I'm like, you got it, you got it. Thank you guys so much. There you go. Come on. Come on. A $4 football game. It doesn't even know. No, no.

But a $0 football game the year before. And money goes back into the program to help kids. Yeah. I mean, did you hear them, though? They were so shocked. Like, you came back. That's crazy. Yeah, that's because people, for the most part, don't come back and do selfless nice things.

Oh. And you weren't even. Oh, yeah. You were like my friends making me. I did appreciate the honesty. Yes. So, hey, nice work, Eddie's back in the making good mixes here. We're going to grab some confessions in a second.

There was a story about thieves stealing shoes. I don't know if you guys saw this. The big shoe caper. And so when they went to steal all the tennis shoes, apparently the thieves only stole all the right-footed shoes. Oh, that's not good. So there's really not a lot you can do if you don't have both shoes. Some idiots in Virginia broke into a shoe store twice.

and all of them were display shoes. And so the display shoes are all right-footed. So they got shoes, but all they have is a bunch of right-footed shoes. That's funny. Rona, Virginia. I mean, somewhere there's a market for that. I saw a video from the security camera inside of a cell phone store where someone was making a break for it with the cell phone that's tethered.

The display, yeah. Yeah, and so they have it in their hand, and they're acting like they're looking at it. And there's obviously a chain, and they think, take off running as hard as they can, and they don't let go of it, and it whipped them so wha-am! And they fell down, and the phone still didn't come off. It was so funny. Oh, man. They feel bad for that person, though. That didn't work. Trying to steal a phone. Well, yeah, like, something had happened in their life where they felt

like they had to steal a phone. Yeah. They don't like it. They were in that place. But I'm probably not going to try to steal one that's chained to a piece of iron. Yeah. Because even if you get it out of there, all this stuff is cereal-coated. It's like stealing a gift card in Target. They have to activate that gift card. You can take it and just run out of there. But they got a beep and activate it. Oh, do people do that?

Did they just steal blank gift cards? Because it says $25 on it. Thinking, okay. We know it's Tuesday, but we're doing Monday morning confessions. I should just say confessions because I'm going to confuse everybody going to work today. I realize that because I did say three-day weekend, but then I said, hey, Monday morning confessions. But yeah, it's Tuesday, but we're going to hook you up. in South Carolina. Confess away.

My husband and I lied to my in-laws yesterday about him being sick so we could spend Labor Day with my family instead. What? What? What? What? Wow. How do you feel about that? Not as bad as I think I should.

There you go. I mean, if they find out what would happen. they'd probably be a little upset but they're quick to move on so I don't know if they're going to find out or not to be honest my husband played it up Does he not like his parents?

No, we spend most holidays with them and I was just kind of over it Yeah, yeah You're close on me, sorry What kind of, you said he played it up So did he call them and he was like coughing on the phone Or like how did this go down Kick him over the axe, body's trunk

exploded to my house. Saturday night, I told him I didn't want to go to his family's house. And he sent his mom a text saying that he wasn't feeling so great. And then Sunday he didn't talk to her much at all. But I sent her a text saying that he wasn't feeling great. And then Monday we said, you know, he's still not feeling so good. I don't think we're going to go. And we hopped in the car and drove the other way.

before I wash away your sins, I need a washing, like a waterfall, Raymond, that I can just like, because that would make it legit. Because this is legit in the way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So before I cleanse you of your filth, just let me say a few words to you, okay? What a tangled web we weave when first we something to deceive. Whoa. Yeah, I don't remember all of it.

So I said something. That works. Yeah. So a lie covers up a lie, covers up a lie. Now he's got to be sick forever. Like, what if she calls to check on him today? Yeah. He's like,

What if she sends him like a air package? For today you are cleansed. But let's use this as a tool forward. You know, let's just be honest. Let's just lean into the, let's just lean under the honesty a little bit. We're not really feeling up to it. We'll see you next time. So you're saying she calls the family and says, we just don't want to go?

No, she's cleansed right now. Okay. But next time she does. Okay. Yeah, like we're just not feeling it. Yeah. You just see what happens. Let us know. Let's go over to Heather.

Hi, Heather. Thank you very much for calling. What's up? This weekend, my boyfriend gave me $150 to buy a mirror for our home. And with the Labor Day sales and the coupons, I got it for like $60. There you go. I kept the rest of the money. I didn't give it back. Oh, what? Yeah. So. Wait, okay. So hold on. Let's go to her laugh.

Wait, wait, wait, wait. We don't know the. the financial setup in your home. So I take it. Your husband works. Boyfriend. Oh, sorry. Boyfriend works. And then, or do you work?

Even a financial, I mean, I work. I make my own money and, you know, pretty self-sufficient. It's just, I normally would have given it back. But it was kind of like, yeah, I'm just going to keep it. You know what? You know what? Was anyone hurt? Let me ask that question.

No. Nobody was hurt. And did someone feel better? Yeah, you. You're cleansed. There you go. That's a good. I'm fine with that. Amy, you're not? Well, I don't know there's a situation or how it works. I just feel weird that she has to, like, take, you know, the leftover money and not tell them about it. Isn't that what you do?

What? Too loud. Chill out. Hey, Christina, Missouri. Hello. Hi, Bobby. Go ahead. Well, this morning, my eight-month-old son started to wake up, and I kind of heard him starting to wake up. And I haven't had coffee by myself in a very long time. So I just made sure the baby monitor was on

And I left the house really quick So my husband would have to get up with the baby Oh my gosh Oh, that's the one that shake you guys That's the one? I think that one's hilarious The name is like, what? I'm not sure if that's a confession

Or if I just beat my husband at parenting I think you won Yeah, that's true I like that one, there it is You're good, your cleanse, your cleanse, you're cleanse, you're clean, Hey, thank you for calling, thank you for listening Look at that A little Tuesday morning, Monday morning confession

Why d'am? That's funny. Do you do that with your husband? When the kids start to get a little anything, you just, hey, I got to go get some eggs. No, now I'm going to start doing that. And be like, well, I'm in the car. What? I watched a couple movies this weekend.

I have this thing called Google Play. I didn't even know it existed. There's a button on my remote. It says Google Play. I was like, what is? So I hit it, and all the movies came up. Like, what? Really?

Yeah. So I'll watch two movies. You just log him with your Google account. I feel like I've seen that button before, but I didn't know what it meant. And it has movies? Are they free or is it like a trick? It's like it's not a trick. But it's just there.

And so I watched a quiet place with John Crosinski and Emily Blunt where it's like a horror movie. I don't even watch horror movies. But there was a girl involved. And so I felt like I had to watch. What do you mean there was a girl involved? I was with a girl. Whoa. Whoa.

What? That's not what I want to focus on right here. It's new. FaceTime or there? Oh, okay. Come on. Good call. Come on, Amy.

What? What? By the way, that's Amy's son. In case you're wondering. If you're wondering. He'd go, what? What? I'll watch the quiet.

We can come back to that later, okay? We watched a quiet place. No one cares about the movies anymore. And you went scary, huh? I didn't, trust me. It wasn't my pick. She did, then. She wanted to cuddle.

I had no interest. She held on. Oh, yeah. Actually, no. She goes, I'm scared. None of that happened, actually. Okay. I thought the movie was okay only.

I didn't think of the movie was that good. I don't like scary movies, though. I don't like scary things. I tried to read Twilight twice. I got nightmares every time. So even reading Twilight about that vampire scared me. And then I watched Mr. Rogers' neighborhood, documentary. Anybody else involved?

Yeah, girl. Whoa! Amy, I cried. In front of the girl? Yeah. Oh, boy. I cried. I don't know if anyone else is seen, won't you be my neighbor?

the Mr. Rogers documentary, I cried. Did she cry? I don't know. I couldn't look at her. I was too scared of it. And I was crying, so I was like, man, it was a hardcore story. Has anyone in this whole room saying, won't you be my neighbor? Oh.

I mean, I want to. That good, huh? I don't know. I'm not even saying that good. There were just parts of it that really. Because it's nostalgic for us. No? No?

It's just a story of Mr. Rogers. Well, I was thinking because we grew up watching Mr. Rogers. I didn't really. I don't really know who he is. What? I watched a little bit, but it was never regular. for me. Okay.

It's a regular in my house. I watched cops. Yes. Nice. So good. I was raised differently. Sorry, you're such a bad for me.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I watched a little bit, but I'm, man, that guy, man, and you go into it a little bit, you're like, what's up with this, Roger? Is he creepy? Really? He seemed creepy. Because I, kids, he's like,

and you be my neighbor. Hello, neighbor. Hello. Yeah. But I'm telling you, any time I thought anything about that, completely unfair of me. It's, I just, I cried. And I've only ever cried at one other movie

in the last 10 years or so. It was Coco. Remember me. It's a good movie though. Maybe when you cried during Coco because you were searching for a movie to make you cry, it opened up your ability to cry. If anyone saw that Mr. Rogers

documentary, you can call. I don't even know that it's fully, fully out. It was on the button, the red button on my remote. So, yeah. When are we addressing the girl? Yeah. Amy, don't play so dumb. I don't mind if you, like,

get involved here, but a little bit you're playing dumb. I had zero idea. you watched two movies with a girl. Zero. But my point is, a little bit, you have an idea. I have an idea, but I just said, when are we going to talk about the girl? And then you told me to not play dumb. I have no idea when we're talking about her.

And I had no idea you watched movies with her. It's just new. It's really new. It's extremely new. Extremely new. I'm leaving it there. Can I ask a question? I'm not going to answer it because I'm not sabotaging any. Well, here's what happens.

I haven't been on dates in months, seven, eight months. I don't even think this was. It was just like, hey, let's watch a movie. Yeah, but then did you watch another one the next morning? No, no, no, nothing like that. Nothing. There was no spending a night. Your house? Nothing. Obviously, your Google button.

Yeah, yeah, nothing like that. I mean, really, it was nothing like that. It was just a baby set. Dinner? At the movie snacks? Ordered food. Couch or room? Uber. No, not room.

Bobby's room. No, no, no, no. No one's allowed in there. Well, you got a check? You don't know. Okay, I'm done. with this conversation? Okay.

And here's why. Not because I don't want to share, but because I'm not going to stomp on something before it has an ability. I'm not going to kill the flower of my toe before the flower can possibly grow. And I do it every time. I'm like, let me tell you everything about me.

You just want to water it a little bit. You just want to cultivate, just pour it on there a little bit. You know? Yeah. It's a very public thing. I can respect that. Thank you.

I do enjoy, though, that you're playing really dumb when it kind of you knew a little bit what's going on. Bobby, look me in the eyes so that everybody knows. Okay, go ahead. I had no idea you watched a movie. I talked to you last night though. But we didn't talk about you watching a movie with anybody.

I called Amy last night and I'll be honest about something. I called Amy. I really only have a one... This is the truth. It's me being... I really have one person that I feel like I can be like vulnerable and share when I'm not feeling good about something. And I called Amy and I was like, hey, this is bothering me.

I'm kind of sad about it. And she was like, shut up. You can do it. And I was like, let me just be sad. But then I also said, let me know how I can be here for you. But I did I called Amy last night. I had a mini little like, oh, Amy, I don't know about life right now. Yeah.

It was, yeah. And normally he knows, you know, and now I, right now he definitely doesn't know. What's up, Eddie? So what did you go? What was you talking about? You know, just life. Something bringing you down, buddy? A little bit, yeah.

A little bit. We'll get to it. Next. I watched the Mr. Rogers documentary called Won't You Be My Neighbor with really no expectation of, let me see what this is about. and I cried twice. Hey, Brianna. Yeah.

Did you watch this movie? I sure did. What did you thinking? Did you cry? I so cried. And I didn't want to and I didn't expect to. I thought it at Belcourt. And I thought it would just be nostalgic

because I totally grew up on Mr. Rogers. I thought it would just be a nice little movie. And then I was all like, I'm not crying, you're crying. I couldn't even stop the tears from coming out of my face. There was a point where I just gave up. up and trying to not cry and was like, all right, just go ahead and drain me of all my eyeball water. Because it was pretty...

You have to watch this. Well, we've so built it up now. But I'm just telling you my experience with it, I didn't expect to cry and I cried twice. And I don't cry at movies, really. Yeah. Go ahead, Brianna. I felt the same way, but I feel like it wasn't the nostalgia that made me cry. It was just, it kind of restored my faith in humanity, and it made me feel better about life

in general. So I think that that, particularly in the world today, there's so many other things that can deter that, that this was like a nice shining bright light. I agree. I get beat up by all the politics on TV. It's a very toxic culture. And so we need other outlets. And I think I watched it

too and felt a bit refreshed at humans. It makes you go, I'm going to breathe in some of that good human. Okay. So yeah, hey, thank you for the call. I appreciate that. I hope you have good morning. Thanks, you too. Lunchbox is over here talking about the new Bachelor. I guess it was announced this Oh yeah, Colton Underwood is the new Bachelor.

He's a former NFL player. He was on Becca season, and then he was on Bachelor in Paradise. He got third place in Becca season. Then he was on Bachelor in Paradise. Kind of dating Tia, they break up. Now he's the Bachelor. So what's up with that as far as the pick? Do you like it or now?

I think he's kind of annoying. He's a virgin, and they made a big deal about it. And he cries a lot. No, I'm just, I'm telling you this story. They did make a big deal about that. Former NFL player who's a virgin. Right. He was like, I didn't think I was very much of a man because I was in Paris.

I was supposed to be out there, you know, getting women and I didn't. So it's hard for him to admit that. But I don't know. He seems kind of like a little, he's there for the fame, I feel like. I don't think he's there for love. So I don't know about the choice. But is he already a famous football player? I never heard of him.

Oh. He's already retired. But he never really did much. Right, right, right. But he played in the NFL. He made it to the NFL. Yeah. There you go.

And he's a virgin. Yeah. Still? Still? Still? Oh. At least he says he still is. Me too.

You need to say it, right? Yeah, me too. It's time for the good news. With Amy. Tell me something good. So this four-year-old named Carson, he was walking home from the park with his 90-year-old grandma. So shout out nine-year-old grandma for being able to take his four-year-old grandson to

the park. But she fell while they were walking home. And she could not get up. But four-year-old Carson, he didn't just stand there and be like, what do I do? He went running for help. knew right where to go, found another woman in the area to go call an ambulance. They got the woman to the hospital. She did have to get stitches and she suffered some bruising.

The grommel? The nine-year-old grommel? Yeah. But she's in high spirit. It's going to be fine. And when Carson was asked about it, he said he wasn't scared when everything went down because he's a superhero. He also has wanted to be a fighter fighter since he was like two years old.

And he even like hangs out at the local fire station. So he knew how to spring in the action. How's her hip? I don't know. Those old people just break hips. They stubbed their toe, broken hip. So she's good. Stitches and bruises.

I'm sure the nine-year-old will be back taking her grandson in the park in no time. There you go. That was tell me something good. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bone. Let me go.

This is the Bobby Bone show. That's right. Now, here he is. Turn it up. When you go away for so long, like we did, three days, which seems like forever to me. Yesterday I was kind of craving to being back. I'll be honest with you.

I missed you guys. I know. I just had all the stuff to talk about. I have a big pack of notes here. Hey, Thomas in Virginia. What can I do for you, bud? Hey, Bobby. How are you doing this morning?

I'm good, man. I appreciate you calling. What's up? It's actually a question for Amy. I just wanted to get an update on her son and the American Girl Doll, or I guess American Girl Doll boy, and how her husband was dealing with it. It's kind of update on that. Yeah, Amy has an 8-year-old son and he has a doll, but it's a doll.

a boy. Yes. But your husband still doesn't like it. No. No, he doesn't. And the doll was going pretty much everywhere with us. And I will say we went on a little family trip this weekend and the doll was nowhere in sight. However, my husband was in charge of packing the kids and he's the one that took him down there and I had to meet them at the trip. So I feel like my husband, when I got home, we got home last night from the beach, I saw the doll at the top of the stairs laying there. And And that's like the first thing my son went for. So I'm pretty sure, yeah, my husband's like, why don't you keep the doll here? He doesn't like the beach.

Oh, the doll doesn't like the beach. Oh. So the doll is still very much in our lives. And I'm pretty sure my husband does everything he can to avoid that doll traveling with us at least. That's funny. Thomas, how you feel about that? I'm kind of more on Amy's side. I mean, my girlfriend is somebody who I bet if we had a kid, our kid would have a doll, even if you was a boy.

So, you know, I'm more on Amy's side. Yeah, me too. Yeah. Listen, I had wrestlers. What's the difference except they had less clothes on? They were in like bikini briefs. I know. You know, the million dollar man, Hulk Hogan, Ultimate Warrior,

but they were big pillow dolls that would like beat up. Yeah. What are you going to do? I know. I don't think my husband's proud of his actions, especially implying that the doll doesn't like the beach. But I think he just can't. He'll admit he needs to work on it.

Maybe we'll make progress, but he just did not want to be traveling with the doll. So how was the beach? Where did you guys go? We went to like 30, like you fly into Panama City. It's like, the beaches in Florida are so pretty. It's like white sand, the water's so pretty. Because I mean, I'm from Texas. We went to South Padre, which is great.

Give me some Padre. Love it. But the beaches are very different. Well, because I have Texas. It's wild there. It's too crazy for me at Padre. Oh, you got my spring break. Yeah.

Oh, I didn't go in spring break. But like, as a kid, we went to Galveston or Pott. And I have Texas pride, so I love Texas beaches. But man, you just pop down the Florida and you're like, wow, this is so pretty. That's fun. It's easy to get to from Nashville. Your kids been to a beach before? Not in America.

What they think? What they think? They've been to Haitian beaches. Oh, they loved it. My son could not, he was building sandcastles. He wanted to be buried. And my daughter, she kind of wasn't totally into it. But that's just her age right now.

She's just 11. She's like, I want to go to the pool. I don't have this sand all up on me. I'm like, okay. But I'm not 11 and I feel the same way. You know? It's true. Sand up on me.

Fish, who cares? I'm going to go swim in the salt water. And you can't even really like do underwater games because the waves. Do water games. You like to put the beach. Like find those rings. Yeah, Bobby, you can't like throw rings in the ocean. Yeah, like to throw a quarter down and go find it.

But it's hard. Then you got to worry about stepping on stuff. I'm just not a beach guy at all. And some people go and just lay out. Well, we have, of course, I don't like it to. being the sun, so had a big umbrella and a hat and SPF 90. That's fun for you guys. Me, I'm like SPF trash bag.

Pulled my head through it. Lay on the beach. So that's cool. Yeah. What about your weekend? I had two stand-up comedy shows actually in Nashville on the same day. So I did a show at like, I went on like 830, the first show, like 1030 the second show.

So I did two theater shows. People came both times. Sold out. It was great. That's good. Yeah. Listen, I always say, every time I go anywhere, I wonder, our people. people are going to show up.

Right. Like my heart genuinely wonders, oh my God, is anybody going to come? Does anybody care? And then when I'm done every show, this is me at the end of every show, I hope people feel like they got their money's worth. Because the one thing I don't want is for people to come and spend their money on a ticket and get a babysitter and dedicate a Friday or Saturday night to me and then not feel like they got their money's worth. Like that weighs on me. Like our listeners are so important to me that that weighs on me. So, you know, and I don't know that I did the best shows. Why do you feel that way?

I don't know. I just, I really never get off stage and go, nailed it. Never. Okay. I'm a little hard on me, I think, but that's all right. It was okay. I did two shows. It was okay.

And then... I did try a couple new songs out and they were pretty good. What? Oh, I was just trying to, like, did you do anything? Because, I mean, it was a holiday weekend, like... Yeah, I watched a couple movies as girls. Yeah. I mentioned that earlier.

You tried to get back to that? No, I'm wondering what you did for yourself. You're right. I forgot. You did watch some movies. I watched a quiet place. I thought it was pretty good, but not real good. And I watched, Won't You Be My Neighbor, Mr. Rogers, cried.

Just, guys, I don't even know that part of me. It's like coming back out. It's fun. It's nice to see that there's that part of me. The emotion. Yeah, I told the girl that I was with. I was like, man, my last two girlfriends, I don't see ever saw me cry, ever.

And I said, it's like you're a rookie and you won the Super Bowl. Your first year in the league, and you just, that's normal to. you. I said, you just saw me cry. These people were going to see you cry in my two relationships. Yeah. I mean, I don't know what you're going to be like moving forward because I don't know what this crying is about. I don't either. So, let's just say hypothetically,

this goes past simple movie dates. Transformers. Bumblebee! I mean, what if you do start dating or she might expect you to be more emotional than maybe you really are? Or I just get more emotional.

But that's not what I'm not talking about that right now. I'm just trying to live life. I'm not, I'm just trying to live life. You know what I mean? Okay. You do you. Thank you. Lunchbox, what happened with the woman who was the fake dentist? Oh my goodness. So she runs a dentist. She owns it. And she has licensed Dennis in Georgia. But whenever they weren't there, she was posing as a dentist and performing like things, like pulling teeth and things like this. So one guy went in for a procedure

to get some teeth taken out and his mouth swelled up to the size of tennis balls inside of it and he had to go to the hospital. Wait, so hold on that. So she owned a dentist's office. Yes. And she hired regular dentist. Yes.

But when they were gone, she thought, I've seen it enough times. And she would throw on the dentist coat and go in there and perform procedures. For seven years? Seven years. And one guy has a crown and he says it's so bad he has to glue it on every morning.

What? Aw. What? I didn't want to bring them. this back up because Amy gives me a hard time. She just has to have my dentist on retainer. But I have like a thing in the same spot that keeps coming back like a gap. Did you go to this lady? Possibly. What's her name? Possibly. And so the only reason I haven't been back is because I know Amy will give me a hard time about it. I know. Well then I need to not do

that because you should, you need to take care of your teeth. I do. And I think a lot of it again comes from not going to the dentist until 25 years old ever in my life. And so. And That's not the part I give you a hard time about, by the way. But I keep going back because things just don't stay fixed. Yeah. Like, I never can afford the dentist. So now that I do, I'm just late in the game. Yeah, so catching up.

Going every week. See? How am I supposed to feel vulnerable? And when Amy's taking shots. I thought you were going back because of the laughing gas. No, man, that stuff's too good. Yeah. I need to see you again, Dennis.

Tomorrow. Over to Morgan number two, who's 24. Really excited about this one. Harry Potter line just got introduced at Pottery Barn. So they're creating all of these home goods, essentially, like beds and cups and glasses and a golden snitch, all based on Harry Potter. What's a golden snitch? So it's one of the sports themes in the movie. They play this game, and the golden snitch is a part of that game.

I'm really jealous of people that love Harry Potter. I've never seen Harry Potter, but I know it's so good. I know I just have too many people that love it, and I have this, if people that have the same sensibilities as you all think that something's great, it's probably great, and everybody that's seen it loves it. I'm just not going to invest in it at this point. I had a friend gift me the first three books, and I couldn't even start, I started reading the first one, and I couldn't get into it.

You didn't even read my second book. I have it. Because he gave it to you. Yeah. I have it. I like her answer. Bye. I have it.

Like literally, the only things I've read are basically adoption books. And I thought about just doing the audio version. Of my book? Yes. Then I felt like that would be weird because I listen to you talk every day. And then I'm going to listen to you. You know what? That's it.

I'm downloading the audio version. I want to support you anyway. I'm supported. I feel supported. I'm just giving you a hard time at this point. Yeah, but also I could listen to it because I'm on the audio too. Yeah. Maybe it is in my audio book.

She makes an appearance. That's what I'm going to have to do because I just don't have time to read right now. But then, Amy, everything in that book, you're good. I already know a lot of what you're saying too, but still, I need to support you. It's not right. It's not. But the Harry Potter stuff, it's exciting for you, huh? Yeah, I'm really excited about it.

And you can basically get, like, if you want to create your dorm room to be like Harry Potter's dorm room, you can't. Which I do. Okay, okay, let's say you're in college and you start dating a guy and you go to his dorm room. It's Harry Potter. Yeah. I don't know if I'm going to be hating on a dude. Listen, let me just say this. I know you're laughing.

Let me say. If you can just love something. Okay. Why would you want to hate on somebody? I'm just asking if it's a go-no-go. I love someone that has a passion for something. Harry Potter, fantasy football, it doesn't matter. Chip and Joanna.

Like, have the thing that you love. Their line at Target's nice. Yeah, Bobby, just to imagine. Just picture yourself. You walk into a girl's house. And it is, Harry. Potter themed everywhere. No one's house is themed.

Okay, a room. Oh, wow. She has just one room. I am walking out that door immediately. Like, we are broken up. I just, even me, like, I'm obsessed with the Arkansas Razorbacks, tennis shoes, glasses, but none of my rooms are dedicated to them. So you can be obsessed with things without dedicating a whole room to it. I know, but that wasn't the hypothetical. The hypothetical was.

The hypotheticals didn't a little nutty. But lunchmocks would be fine if, like, he walked into someone's house and it was like teen mom right at his restaurant. If it was all the pregnant teen moms. Oh, yeah, they got posters up. I'm in. Posters. Poster.

Morgan number two, thank you. Yeah. It's very exciting for all the Harry Potter fans out there. I'm definitely not going to hate. These room people, these room haters can hate. Have you snoosed yet, Amy, like on your alarm clock? Happy to say that I've not snoozed. So it's been two weeks.

No snoozing. It's almost a habit, 21 days. I feel like I'm almost there. I don't want to, you know, jump the gun. and say that I'm cured fully of snoozing, but I haven't. And what happened this morning was, I was, so I think my daughter, she are her rooms right above ours, and she got up and must need to use the restroom, and her feet woke me up.

And then I looked at the clock, and it was five minutes before my alarm was going to go off anyway, and I kind of felt like, oh, shoot, if I go back to sleep, that's kind of like snoozing, and it's just five minutes, so I might as well just turn my alarm off and get up. And I did it. Come on. How productive is that? Look at you. I could, that is so not me, but I feel like this is a new me.

New, uh-huh. No snoozing who-ness. No snooose September. Yeah. I haven't slept with the TV on in weeks. That's awesome. I have to turn my coal play on last night. It took a little longer though this last night.

But yeah, turn my cold play on. No TV. Hey, look at us. Look at us. We're changing here. One day at a time. Hey, sometimes people call into the show and they ask us to do segments. And our phone screener Hillary is in the studio with us right now.

Good morning, Hillary. Good morning. So let's just reenact this. So answer the phone like you would. Hi, Bobby Bone's show. Hey, I'd like for the show to play a game. Is that what they say? Yeah.

I'm like, what do you want to hear? I'll pass along to Bobby. And what game have they been requesting lately? The one second of a song game. Oh, where what happens is we play one second of an intro. And that's it. And we have to guess the song. So here's the switch up today.

I never play games. Hillary's going to host this game. Oh, wow. Okay. I'm going to play. Wow, you're going to be good. So, well, I don't know. I haven't played a game.

against you guys in a long time. Oh, I'm ready to take you down. So we'll do five? We'll do five of them or three of them? Mike D-what are we looking at? Five, three, anybody? Okay, we'll do five of them. One second of the intro of a song. We have to guess the song. Yes. Right. Okay, here we go. Song number one, three, two, one. Okay. Oh. Oh. No, you got this. Got it. Oh, I'm going to sing it. Why did you do that? You just gave it me, dude. Play again. Be quiet, dude.

My son says dude all the time. Yeah, me too. Okay. Yeah, because I'm going to sing it out loud. Well, don't do that. All right, I'm in. I'm in for the win. Lunchbox, what do you have?

Justin Beamer, mama, don't like you. All that was wrong. Like, all of it. That's not even the title of the song, but I do like your passion. I mean, is that right? I'm assuming. No, that's definitely wrong.

I have kissed somebody. Yes, that's right. I'm Morgan Evans. Yeah, Amy? Kiss somebody. There it is. All right. We both have our one point.

That's close. Yeah. I'm gonna go with Your Mama Eats Brussels Broussel sprouts by Justice Beaver. That's really not been in song. Mom, I don't like you? No, it's called Love Yourself.

Wouldn't that be any guys? Yeah, and it's Justin Bieber. Yeah. Okay, here we go. One second of song and action. Hmm. You need me new. Don't sing it, bones.

You're going to give it to them. If this beats makes it. I don't know if you have that. I have it. I have it. Have you heard again? No, I'm good. No, wait.

We've played twice. Play it again, yeah, for sure. Yeah, I got that crap. Put that in your pipe. I'm in. I'm in for the win. All right. Lunchbox.

Brantley Gilbert, over me. Is that right, Hillary? I don't think that's a song, but no. No. Brantley Bieber. Your mom don't like him. Amy. the whiskey? I'm sorry, I've drowns the whiskey.

Oh, shoot! You're right. Drowns the whiskey. Whiskey's supposed to drown the memory. But he says... Yeah, but it's... The title of the song is drowns the whiskey, right? Okay. Are we ready for number three?

I'm ready. The first second of a song and action? Oh, come on. I mean, we're going to make it hard or no? What are we going to do? We're just going to throw us... Can you play it again and quit talking? You're so annoying. Oh, here we go.

We think about doing like advanced level We're gonna stay beginner This is why I don't play games Okay, you are talking over my thinking Oh Yeah now I can't I don't even remember the clip I don't either

Is your thinking muscle hurt All I hear is Are we gonna play advanced or not Can you play it again? Did you think you muscle hurt? Did you think you muscles framed? Yeah, here you go I'll play it ten times

There you go Come on All right, I'm in for the one Whiskey Stop That's rude. Time. Lunch bikes?

It's not whiskey, it's tequila. I shouldn't play games, guys. I get in this really competitive evil spot where I just... Yeah, you're super annoying. I know. Amy? Mercy? No.

I don't even remember the clip. Well, it goes like this. Sunrise. Yeah, it's sunrise, sunburn, sunset. That's right. Yeah. Well, we gotta come from more up here. It's not even fair.

I know. Eddie, quit kissing butt. Here we go. Number four. Here we go. Now, come on. Come on. Nah, nah, nah, nah.

Boy, I'll be rich. Whoa. I got that one. I knew it without him saying it. Go ahead. Lunch bog? That's Marin Morris. Rich.

You got it, buddy. What up? Amy? Get on a bitch. There you go. Would you have got that, though? Yes. I would have got that too.

All right, good. One more. I'm just trying to go five for five at this point. That's great. I'm so am I. Ready? Here we go. Oh, come on.

Okay, sorry. Play it again. That's my kind of nice. What's up? Bobby. It's so annoying. Really? Play it again.

Catfish dinner. No, it's not catfish dinner. I got it. You can't even. I got it. Now you're playing. another music bed underneath? Well, I do this sometimes.

I'll do this sometimes. What are you doing? Go ahead. Let me just say what it is. Lunchbox? Jake Owen. Your mama don't like Jake.

Amy? Life changes. Yeah, that's it. I'm trying to throw you off with that one. I know. I have life changes too. But this is the reason

why I don't play games, though, because I am really obnoxious. Yeah, that was fun. Do you want me to play more games to the future? No. Just host. Because you're super annoying.

It's funny. Is it annoying because I'm winning, though? No, no, no, no. Well, you win with an arrogance. Yeah. And I don't know. And you don't. Well, I do. But it's fun when I do it. Oh. Is that fun with me to do that? At least I wait until the game's over.

You in the middle of the question are being arrogant. And I don't even know what the question is anymore because I'm still concentrated on you being a... A what? Jerk. All right. Thank you for letting me play. I won't play any more games. You guys can text and tell if you enjoy me playing or not. Listen, I probably shouldn't play games. Yay.

Colleen Yes Good morning to you Thanks for talking to me What's going on? Good morning I was at your show On Pinkland on Saturday at 7 o'clock

Oh I told Amy I did two stand-up shows And I guess my thing was Sometimes I feel like I Maybe disappoints people I'm not as funny as I'd like to be I think I had a conversation Eddie off the air this morning

Mm-hmm Eddie said how to go What I say Yeah you were like I wasn't too funny It's not good for calling Why don't we ask somebody That was actually there

Kline you were there Go ahead I thought you were really hilarious. Really? I've never seen you before, but I listen every morning and I love your humor on the show, so I figured the show, the comedy stand-up would be good, and you're fantastic. Oh, well, thanks. Thanks, thanks. I shouldn't beat myself up about stuff. Yeah, see? Well. Everybody's laughing. If nobody's laughing, then you've got a problem. Was there ever an awkward moment? You were like, oh. But yeah, of course, because I always bomb jokes. I'm asking her.

No, I don't want her to say yes, though. I just want to me to say it. She's like, there are a few of them. Of course. Of course. I'll answer her. for her. Go ahead, Killeen. Go ahead. No, the funniest part was when you had the guy come up on stage. Yeah. So, you know, we do stuff. And I'm not, would you say my act is clean or dirty? Where would you put it? Oh, it's

clean. I make a couple weiner jokes. But I just use the word weiner. I don't curse her anything. But they weren't, but they still weren't crass. I mean, they were still clean and family-oriented. You could tell it at work today? It was as family of wieners you can have. You know what I mean? Sure. It's the most family of wiener jokes.

Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, Colleen, thank you. you very much for calling. I really appreciate you and thanks for coming. I do have a quick question for you. Bring it. Did Mike D happen to give you a decal for your Jeep? Absolutely, he did, and I appreciate that. I'm the one who made it. Well, I know exactly what you're talking about, so thank you very much.

See, this is why I love shows. I just love to see people and, like, we sit in a room and talk to each other. That makes it real, because honestly, we're talking to each other and we have no idea. I do, because I'm on the road seeing them. Well, I know you're seeing. These are my people. When we meet them, yes, I mean, it's good when people say hi or say that they listen and because it's like, oh, okay, good, we're not talking to ourselves.

You're actually people that are listening. I'm looking at the text screen because I played a game earlier, and I'm out of control. I compete hard, and I try to win with every technique possible, and most listeners would enjoy if I didn't play more games. Really? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, yeah, wouldn't you say Morgan number two? Yeah, for sure.

You're getting some mean text about it. Yeah, listen, I know. It says, here's one. Bob, you shouldn't play games. As someone who's a genuinely nice person, the competitive side of you makes me not want to listen to your show. Oh. You owe your friends an apology.

Yep, I agree. No, they wanted to play me. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. And I came on and won, and they don't like that. But I'm down for not playing. It's, you know. That's cool. Yeah, so I accept your apology.

I didn't apologize. Maybe with victory. Here's a V. It's a V for victory. Okay, see, this is annoying. I know. It's why I can't play games. That's why I don't do anything anymore.

I get even. Competitive bobby's not pleasant. At least you recognize that. He's a monster. He is a monster. Do you hear that? That's him brewing. You guys woke him up this morning. Eddie came in once before he's on the show and we played a name that tuning against each other. Oh, that's tough. It's tough.

Dominated him. I mean, I say we're pretty even in our musical knowledge, but man, that radio got me. That pressure. Oh, stop it. Lunchbox, what happened in San Bernardino? There was a dice game going on, an apartment complex. Is that why the shooting happened? Yeah.

And then gunfire erupted. Eight people were shot and sent to the hospital. Anybody die? There's one guy in grave condition, and they said that it was multiple guns. Like, it wasn't just one shooter. There was a shoot out. And none of the victims are cooperating with police, so they're having a hard time, pinning down exactly what happened or who the suspects are.

You know why? Why? Snitches get stitches. They said it is an area known for gang activity. I used to play poker a lot, and I would play in these games would get robbed. And so what happened is he'd play in these house games, and I, you know, I played a good amount of poker. I was playing lunchbox and I were flying to Las Vegas all the time. I was playing in big tournaments.

I was playing in what they called Underground House games. This is like the one thing I ever did that really wasn't. It's pretty hardcore, man. It was hardcore, yeah. And so someone would tip someone off where the game was being held. And I missed a couple robberies by like a night. I was never involved when you had to get naked. But people would come in with guns and their faces covered and go, okay, everybody

get and take all your clothes off. And they'd take everyone's clothes and take all the money. And the people couldn't even go anywhere. Everybody was butt naked together in a room and they would rise. I was like, I'm out. I always thought they asked them to take their clothes off because they were just weirdos. But no, it's so they don't run. It's all the things.

Yeah. Like, what are you going to do? They take your phones and your clothes. And your car keys if they see them. Right. Listen, if that were just, I mean, that sounds fun. Does everybody get butt naked? But not with.

Oh, boy, no. Oh, boy. Yeah, I'll go to that in an underground game. Take your clothes off. Play poker all night. So dumb. I'd like to formally apologize for how obnoxious I got during the last game. No, why would you do that?

Because, again, it's, I'm so competitive. It's, it's, I don't like it. I didn't like that part of me that came out. I say if Lunchbox and Amy don't want, want to look bad. They got to study up. Know this stuff. Here we go. I like to apologize.

Thank you. Accept your apology. I will just take myself out of games for 30 days at least. I will penalize myself for 30 days. Love it. I shouldn't win. So, you know, that's how it does it. Bobby Bowles.

I was reading this story about a professional hugger. They make $58,000 a year if you're good. Stop. Yeah. Just hugging people. They schedule appointments. They talk about this one woman specifically. she is a certified cuddle therapist

makes 58 grand a year. She claims her hugs can help those who are suffering from loneliness and low self-confidence. She got any openings? Can you give me a couple of that then? Can I put her a retainer? I wonder sometimes. Let's be honest.

I would think if I were to do, now we're hiring a hugger it meant she was actually going to do more. Hugger's code name? Yeah. Yeah, I just wonder if she ever gets in in a compromising position where she's like, whoa. But if she has like a hugging pimp that goes with her. Just cuddling.

Just hangs out outside the door. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You guys hug. I'll be out here. There's a problem. You know what I mean? Dang, $56,000 just for hugging people? 58.

I mean, I can do that. Yeah. I just don't know people. There's got to be something warm about the person, too. But you don't even like hugs, right? I'm from the right person at the right time. Oh, yeah. He just doesn't hand out hugs.

Oh, yeah. No, no, hugs are precious to me. Meaning, it's not that the hugs are, are so precious themselves. But if I hug you, I want you to know that it's just not me throwing my arms around in some random motion. Like, I genuinely am hugging for a reason.

And if you go around just throwing hugs around, they don't mean as much. So I want when I hug you for it to mean something. It's true. Like I know whenever, like I'll have a bad day or I'll be sad or something. And Amy will walk over here. You ever see Amy come over and hug me for a hunt?

And she'll just be like, hey, you need a hug. And it's never on the air. Sometimes it's on the air. But she'll put her arms around me and squeeze. and I know that hug means a lot because we don't hug hug a lot. And you know the same thing too. We'll be in the office.

Somebody's having a rough day. Yeah. If you're hugging me, I know that you know that I need it and you're actually, you mean it because you don't just hand out the hugs. Whereas like, yes, other people, I'm guilty of that.

Every time I see someone, I want to be like, hey, hugs. You have a hat. You want a hug? Yeah. I just try to value mine differently. Just a different approach. Right.

I love people to hug all the time. time. I don't. But when you do, you know, I mean it. You want to hug? Anybody want to hug? I can't remember the last time you hug me. Oh, dude, I'll wonder when the last time it was. A long time. Y'all don't know. Really? You don't know? No, no, no. I just can't think of the environment. Do it now. Well, see, I wouldn't. That's forced. Do it now. I don't want a forced hug from you. No, it's just like, they wouldn't be, yeah. Yeah, yeah. You want it to mean. Wait for the right time. It's like holding hands. I'm not going to hold hands with someone unless it's the real thing. Like, even intimate, like in a relationship.

That's a thing. Once in a last time he held hands. It's been a while. I know you want to make it, but no. It's been a while. You went fishing there, Amy. I like it. Fish all you.

Well, you can fish. That was good. Thanks. Tried guys. Guys, Amy knows more than you guys do. I don't know if y'all has held hands. Yeah, you do. I sent you a video.

All right. Oh, boy. What? A car thief stole a car for a joy ride, like a limo. Turned out it was a hearse. There was a corpse in the bat. No. Oh, no.

When do you think they realized? It wasn't a limo. Yeah. A man's been arrested after stealing what ended up being a hearse with a dead body in the back. The 40-year-old took the vehicle for a joyride. The keys were left inside. 80-year-old body was in the back. Police were alerted the incident after the car disappeared.

But obviously they had no problem spotting it. It's a freaking hearse. It's probably speeding down the road. Dun, dun, da-dun. There's music playing around it. Yeah. Yeah, so he's in trouble. But he has to feel like a dope, huh?

Yeah. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones. Let me know. We're transmitting across America. This is the Bobby Boll. We always have this text number. You can text us during the show.

Text whatever you want to say to 26-229. Standard message and data rates apply. But that's always. You're something you like. You don't like. We really value your opinion. And so we read them as the show goes. Over to Amy now, though.

Here's Amy's pile of stories. This is breaking news. The FBI has found Dorothy's ruby slippers. They were stolen 13 years ago from the Judy Garland Museum, and they are insured for $1 million. They were used for close-up shots, like, there's no place like home. Yeah, I know them from the movie.

I didn't know they were stolen. So they were stolen, and we don't have a lot of the details. The FBI is going to hold a press conference. Oh, good, we need that. At, like, 1 p.m. But someone, like, it was a smash-and-grab situation. at the museum. And the Judy Garland Museum just had them on loan

because they were at other museums. Someone broke in and got them, but they have been found. Our money is being well spent. George Bush and Michelle Obama had a cute moment at John McCain's funeral, and I just thought it's a good reminder of how things can bring people together

and we can reach across party lines. It's just human lines. We live in human lines. People have created party lines. Right. I saw it too. I love the video. It'll be up.

on our Bobby Bone Show Twitter account. You can check it out. But the Obamas are sitting next to the Bush and you see Laura Bush hand, George W. Bush, a piece of candy or whatever. And then he, you know, nonchalantly passes it to Michelle Obama and she puts in her mouth. And I'm like, oh, look, look at this moment.

Did you watch any of the funeral? I didn't get to. I was traveling. It was really great. I saw clips on the news. Super sad, but like your heart felt full for him. There was a point, too, where his mom, he saw his mom's like 104.

Oh, I didn't see. I just saw his daughter. And Megan McCain got up and she spoke wonderfully. I thought she did great. I don't, most of the celebrities die, I don't know them. This one really affected you. It did for days. Because you talk about a true giver to us in all the ways.

As he served and then as he served. He served, yeah, twice. Yeah, in the military and then for us. And so, yeah, if there's a hero, it's John McCain, man. So yeah, it did affect me. What else? So I saw a headline about people talking about. about what they would love to have back,

something you once owned that you sold or got rid of or gave away, whatever, and you no longer have it. And years later, like, man, I should have kept that. Yeah, King of Gingraper Jr. Raider rookie. Yeah. What's that? Is that?

How much was that worth? Well, now a lot. So when did you get rid of it? Well, I traded it for a... You want a Wawa? Yeah? So I couldn't... No.

For something like legit that you needed? I needed school shoes. Okay. And my neighbor, two houses down, had some shit. And I traded him for his shoes from the year before my King Griffey Jr. Rated rookie. You know what I wonder now is if that neighbor still has that card? I don't know.

I couldn't afford shoes. And I couldn't find any yard sales that would fit. And so I traded that card in. It was worth it. I needed a shoes. What are you going to do? And no one ever called me for it. Like no one ever made fun of my shoes.

Because a lot of times I buy yard sale shoes and kids would make fun of me. And once, I think I told you, I bought some shoes once. And it was another kid in my class. And I didn't know that was his yard sale. and he told the whole class that I bought his hand-me-downs, miserable. Miserable. I can see that. I have shoes on your feet.

Lunchbox wants to tell me how much his card was worth. I can tell by his face he wants to be. Go ahead. Well, you can buy it now on eBay. Yeah. $2,500. Oh. That's not bad because as a kid, you probably got the card for...

Yeah, I bought it a pack probably. Wow. Yeah. So, okay, well, and that's what I wish I could have back. And it's plus $3.50 for shipping and handling. I don't want it. I don't want it. I mean, this could be like a...

Come full circle. I'm good, though. I'm good. I'll just go buy more shoes. That'd be a nice gift lunch box. That is probably, you think that's why you're so into shoes? I think it's a part of it.

Yeah, listen, the things that I didn't have as a kid I like to have now and the things I was given, I like to give back now. So yes, it's all rooted in kid stuff. Like, one of the best parts of my success has been able to give back. Like, that's so important to me because I wouldn't have success that people didn't give to me as a kid. And as a teenager-ish, young teenager. nature. Right. So yeah, but what's your story? I don't know what your story was.

I wanted to know. That's the story is if you had something that you once had, you wish you could get back. Mine would be my first car. Like, I would love to find it. If I could still find it, can I do that through the VIN number or something? Yeah. It's got to be somewhere. It was, I had a 1986 Ford Bronco, full size. It was red and tan, and I would buy it back. Did you think you were so cool with it? I, yes, when my dad... I don't mean that to shot either. I mean, did you drive it and I felt I loved that car. And then it just was, by the time I got to college, I was going to be commuting a little bit more.

Like, my college was two hours from my parents, like where my parents lived. And the gas prices were just too much. So I got a car. So the gas would be cheaper. And I'm like, ugh. Because it's not even like we got to sell it for that much. And so I'm like, oh, I wish we could just get it back. I could trade in that kindergarten union right now for that truck.

Yeah. Yeah. I want to find it. So maybe that's my pile. Thank you very much. It's a wrap for us today, Amy. Give me a brief synopsis of your life today. My life today is do laundry, repack, go to Austin.

Oh, yeah. You go see your dad again. You're going to be there all week? Yes, I'll be there until Saturday. Still doing the show, by the way. Still doing the show, but doing it from our studio there. And then I should be back in Nashville for a while. I'm going to tell you, today.

I just got to remember what day it is. I know. It feels like Monday. We've only had 30-plus years of our life. life to figure out three-day weekends. Yet, we still can't a lot of the times. Lunchbox, what's up today, man? I got to crush a nap.

Get the week started right with a nap, and then hang out with the wife and the kid, and that's about my day. You may have to get me a nap today. Oh, it's good for you, man. Just don't set the alarm two hours later. I can't do that. Don't set an alarm. Two hours?

It's not loco. What are you talking about? I do have a fitting because I'm judging Miss America, Sunday, and I have a fitting for whatever suit I'm wearing. I had a dream about that. You did good. Did I? Oh, yes.

Yeah. I know you don't like dreams, so I haven't really brought it up since you mentioned it. I'm like, I guess I should let him know. I don't know if maybe I was just seeing something. I don't like dreams. However, if they're about me, I like to hear them. Well, you killed it. Thanks, huh? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, yeah. I said that I'm judging Miss America on Sunday. And it's like The Bachelor. I'm finally on The Bachelor, except no touching. Yes.

Oh, I see what you're saying. That's funny. Thank you. That's funny. You got a good laugh this weekend. Yeah. Thank you very much. All right, that's it. Come on, everybody.

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