The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby Decides If Amy Will Have To Get A Tattoo of His Face

Episode Date: June 22, 2017

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It's throwback Thursday. Morning. So I've been getting my waters from Mike D. And Mike D., first of all, is now full-time. So lunchbox we're talking about he's just a part-time. He's full-time. He does more than answer the phones.

Okay, great. This one makes sure he knew that. Yeah, he steals people's money. Cool. So what happened was, Mike D. I say, hey, Mike, let me get water. So Mike bring me the water. The water tastes him funny.

I was like... Oh. And so then Morgan comes and he goes, water tastes funny? And I was like, yeah, but they were in a bottle. Turns out on Mike D. was leaving these water bottles in his car out in the sun. Oh, no, no.

No, no. That's spoiled water, dude. It's poison water. Yeah. Like the plastic. Yeah. What do you have to say for yourself? I threw him away now.

How long was I drinking, like, poison water? It was just this week, literally. I was like... So it's just this week. You're good. I was like, this water is not. like not that good. And then I said it to Morgan and she was like, I know.

And we figured it out. He'd been leaving his car in the sun. Wow. Mike D was almost responsible for the death of this show. I know. I wouldn't go that far. Oh, okay. Mike D had a chance the rapper hat that he spent $40 on and he kept sticker on. And I was like, why would you keep the sticker on?

Like I get the hat, you like the hat. You like your money. You spend it however you want. I was like, why keep the sticker on? And I just wanted to know, like, do you think you're actually a chance to rapper? was my question. I liked it better with the sticker on. Why? It just looks cooler.

I always take the stickers off my stuff. I tend to think if the stickers off, people won't think I'm stealing it. Does Chance the Rapper keep stickers on? That's why he thinks he's chanced the rapper. Okay. Which favorite Chance the rapper song? I like same drugs. Yeah.

I do too. We don't do the same. We don't do the same. But I take the stick. But my shoes. Amy bought me some easies. I don't leave the Kanye head on there. I don't think I'm Kanye.

Mike D. Go looking out. All right. We have our pictures next week, and lunchbox she didn't think Mike D should get a solo opinion. No, Ray didn't think lunchbox she gets a little. What? Who hates Mike D?

It's Ray. He doesn't want me there, period. You know they might be in the picture? Oh, yeah, that's right. He doesn't. No. That was just my opinion. But I think we came up with a plan.

We just make sure everybody is Photoshopable. All of us. No, we don't. I'm committed to everyone being in the picture with arms around each other. Oh, really? Yes, I am. We don't have turnover high. I was joking.

Not allowed to him to only one for pictures in like four and a half years. So Mike Affaithen. Mike's producing my night show. Do you know, my night show? I've heard. Can I say the name of it? It's not called the Boneyard. The Boneyard.

Where did you hear that? A PR guy was like, hey, man, does the Boneyard air tonight? I'm like, the Boneyard. We're in a day. There's this thing as the Boneyard. And he says when it airs at night, it's no longer by a bone show. It's the bone yard. That's cool.

Is that real? No, that's the dumbest thing you ever heard. Recognizing people, doing cool things. It's ICU. Six Georgia inmates are being called heroes after they helped save a deputy who passed out while they were doing work detail. Oh, wow.

Oh, do you not see this during the news? No. Okay. So they're outside working. And the officer collapsed, and there were six inmates with them. And what they did is go, oh, crap, he's hot. He's passed out of heat exhaustion.

they ripped open his shirt, they removed his bulletproof vest, and then they performed CPR on him. They then grabbed his phone and called 911. Wow, that's awesome. There was so many ways for them to run away and escape, and they didn't do that. And he's okay. He's in stable condition. That's really cool. First, we took his gun belts off and let his gun belt to the side, and then we pulled his vest apart,

and then we figured we'd better take it off in case I had to do CPR on him or something like that because he was in a bad shake. His gun belt. Wow, so they had the gun. Wow. So they had access to all kinds of things, and they just, took care of him. That's cool. Yep, let them out. That's what I say. Let them out. I don't know what they did yet. Why are they in?

Yeah, that's a good point too. Anyway, that, really, jokes aside, that's pretty cool. Yes, ice cream. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Give them ice cream. I see you. The Bobby Bones Show. Big Three Stories. It's producer Raymond. Tropical Storm Cindy is hitting the Gulf Coast, flash flooding up to a foot of rain in some places.

A state of emergency has been declared in Louisiana and Alabama. in Michigan, an officer in an airport in Flint was attacked with a knife. The attacker is in jail and the officer is doing well in the hospital. And finally in sports in New York tonight, the 2017 NBA draft. Check it out ESPN 7-6 Central. It's all about positivity right now. We go around the room. It's like show and tell.

But we show and tell with a good news story. So here we go. You see that woman. The family had donated. $100,000 for the Goodwill. No? But really was their house money? What? They accidentally donated it. So, an Ohio couple thought they were giving away some old clothes to Goodwill.

And they included double bag stuff with about $100,000 in cash. The workers at the shop thought the money was fake. So they tracked down the couple and they were like, uh, this is real money. It's all cash, too. They could have kept it in no one or no one or no. The guy had withdrawn it because they were going to buy a house and he thought it'd be safe by putting it in the trunk of his car. The wife went to Goodwill and donated it, and luckily she had asked for a receipt. Because if she hadn't asked for a receipt, they wouldn't have known who it was.

And if you're working at Goodwill and you see $100,000 in cash, ah, you might pocket 20. 20 what? Geez. I mean, that'd be hard to get back when it's right there in cold hard cash. Oh, but tell me something good. He gets us that tone every time. He says it with words. But he tones us.

He's so frustrated right now. Amy? Well, this is a really cool story about a father and a daughter where he gave his kidney to his daughter. She needed a kidney. Father happened to be a match. Boom. Save your life. Probably not even a second thought, you know, for a dad and a daughter.

Probably not a second thought. Yeah, but the fact that he's a match. Just because you're related doesn't mean that you can do it, right? Correct. Correct. Odds are higher if you're related, I do believe. But yeah, lunchbox you're up. Jim is a nurse for the past 30 years.

he's been donating blood on top of being a nurse. Every 56 days he goes and gives blood. Over his lifetime, he's given 16 gallons of blood. What? That's like a record. He's like the hero of blood donating. Is it a record? Like, I don't know, but 16 gallons, he's like a lot, like a gallon.

They said he is the MVP of Boston blood donors. But you say you're the MVP of the show and that means nothing. It's just you say something. Listen. I know, I think it's an awesome thing. But when you go, he's the MVP. He's donated a hundred. 136 times.

Yeah, that's a lot. I'm not hating on him. I think what he's doing is fantastic. I feel like I should donate blood more. Oh. He has blood O negative, which is the universal blood type, and he goes to the neonatal intensive care unit where his blood, I mean, this dude is. It's cool that he has universal.

I don't know what my blood type is. I have no idea. Me neither. It's so bad. Is it, though? You're supposed to know, guys. Yeah, I think if we should know. We should know.

But I've given blood before, but I just don't remember what they told me my blood. I think mine's PG-13. Yeah. Mine's true blood. Trending now in Game of Thrones. A second trailer for season seven was released yesterday. Hashtag winter is here.

I'm excited about it. A little less. One, I love the show, but the fact that they're going to do spin-offs of it all takes away from the urgency to something has to happen right now. But I am excited. I do like the show. George Clooney's trending. Oh, yeah. Man.

Now, it's a little deceiving. Because they say he sold his tequila business for $1 billion. Yeah. There were other owners. So he didn't make a billion dollars. I was about to say, we really need to get in this whole tequila thing. He only made a couple hundred million. Just a little cheltsin.

Like Cheltsin on a billboard driving into work. I'm like, oh, he's whiskey. I'm like, everybody's. And then I read George Clooney did that. I'm like, we should do something. But it's not just, this is what you don't know. Is the people just lend their names. You have to have a name big enough sometimes.

And you get in for a lot of what your name's worth. then you put in a little money. Like Blake Shelton, for example, doesn't fund the whole thing. He's Blake Shelton, his name is worth money. So it's like, Blake, you're worth money. It's like these athletes that have steakhouses. Sometimes they put zero dollars in. They just pay to license their name.

Well, we're going to need your name. No, that's how it works. The Uber CEO, we talked about it yesterday. He's still trending. Travis Kalanick, he's out after the company's been plagued by scandals. Stephen Hawking is trending. The physicist says that humans need to leave Earth within the next 500 years

if humanity is to continue and I read that and go I won't be here 500 years Not worried about it Next Just leave a note Leave earth Yeah

Yeah good luck to everybody That's trying to get out of here And then down to Abbey There's a movie in the works Oh yeah I like that show Yeah I've never seen it Well I've never seen Game of Thrones

This isn't a contest Wow I thought it was And he was like well I don't like what you'd like So like The latest from Nashville in Hollywood Amy's 32nd Skinny Blake Shelton, Kerry Underwood, Florida George Aline, Kelsey Ballerini, Luke Bryan, and Sam Hunt, they're all nominees for the Teen Choice Awards.

Voting is open now at teenchoice.votnow.tv, and winners are going to be revealed on August 13 on Fox. Worst voting website have I heard of my life. It's really long. I thought you were messing up. It was so long. What is it again? Teenchoice.votnow.tv. Jeez. Like, I was going to vote, but I forgot. What else? Okay. So Kate Beckins. sale. Bring her up. She's one of your favorites. She's dating a guy half her age. His name is Matt

Rife and his biggest claim to fame right now is being on MTV's Wild and Out. He's 21. She's 43. I think you just bring that up because you know like forever I was trying to, you know, how do they say Ray? Say what's up? Hall of up the girl. And so you're trying to rub it in a little bit that I probably had a chance now. Well, he's 21. She's 43. Good for her. If a guy does it, it isn't no big deal. And it shouldn't be a big deal if a girl does. Look, I know, but. Hey. It shouldn't even be a new story. It should just be accepted.

What is age? What is age? It's just a number. We should go vote on this at Kbeckensel.tv. Fox. Is this a story? Dot vote. Whatever.

I'm Amy. That's your 30 seconds. I think people to vote on that. That's the dumbest website ever heard. What is it one more time? That voting website? Teamchoice. Yeah.

Vote now. Yeah. Don't know any of this. Bobby Bones show. Bonehead. Norrie up the day. This story comes to us from St. Charles Missouri.

A 44-year-old man walked into a bank said, hey, give me all the money. Got away. He thought, how am I going to get out of here? I'm going to swim across the river. So he jumps in the river, swimming, swimming.

Uh-oh. River's a little bigger than he thought. Help! No. Help! He had to be rescued and he was arrested. Did money get wet? Oh, the money got wet.

But he thought he could drive the money. He thought no one would suspect the guy swimming in the river. Oh, I'm lunchboxed. That's your bonehead's story. of the day. Come on, y'all. The highlight to your day yesterday?

Probably when I got to walk my dog. And that's why I listened to your podcast, too. I listen to Karen. Half of it. Your dog's old. Yeah, she can't do the whole thing. We didn't get the whole podcast. I'll get the rest today.

Oh, yeah? But that's always like, I love being able to walk her, but I have to wait until it gets sort of later because it's too hot. She can't handle it. She starts breathing, then she starts lagging, and I feel like I'm dragging her with the leash. Oh, come on.

We're almost home. My dog doesn't like the hill I live on. He's smaller, but he hates the hill. Does he protest? Yeah, he's just like, oh. He's like, drag. He looks at you and's like, I don't want to do this. I feel like Josie looks at me like, carry me.

I'm like, what? Lunchbox highlight of the day yesterday? Oh, definitely coming to work yesterday. I mean, that's just the highlight of my day every day. Really, soccer game. I had a soccer game last night, and that's my highlight. Joanne? No, we lost 5-0-0.

Your highlight? Your highlight was losing 5-0-0-0. Well, no, no, no. The highlight wasn't losing five nothing. It was the beginning of the game. And then we played some young college kids, and they, I mean, they ran circles around us. Time Marches on? Yeah, I felt a little old out there because they were young enough to be my kid. Oh, no.

You've got to be 36. Yes. I mean, they were probably 18, 19 years old. And you felt a difference. Oh, for sure. For sure. I'm like, all right, sub, sucking wind. And they're just, eh, he.

Highlight of your day? We went to the recording studio a bit. Just recording some stuff. Ain't a thing. I know. I saw on social media. I was like, what? They're in the studio?

They're recording? It looked cool. Yeah, more to be determined later. It's like y'all's side life that's so cool that we don't know much about. I mean, we know what it's like, but we don't go to the studio, you know? What do you mean, side life? Like the band The Raging Idiot? Yeah, like making music in a studio.

It's a different thing. It's just something. But so when I went to the orphanage in Haiti, I took the guitar and played some raging idiots like when I grow up. Yeah. When I grow up, I can be one. And the kids knew the song,

which was weird. Yeah. But you guys had taken all the kids record out there to the way. Like a long time ago, but I guess they remember. Yeah, so they are singing,

and a lot of them, they don't know English, but they know up, up, and so I'm playing. When I grow up, up, up, I can be whatever I want,

and so, yeah. Cute. When I grow up, up, up, I can be whatever. It's funny sometimes you'll be flipping through channels and you'll see that all those all music channels. Yep. And like the kids channel, you'll see us come up, The Raging Idiot.

We're not even like, we did a kid's record, but we just play. We're just a party band, you know what I mean? Yeah. Party. Party. Yeah, we're just a party band. But yeah, we're doing a thing called the class of 2017. We're doing like four shows.

Chicago, Louisville, St. Louis and Madison, Wisconsin. We're taking out new artists to open for us. Yeah. It's fun. Yeah, it's good. It's good. That's a fun part now. It's the side life we got.

bringing new artists. Yeah. I'd rather do stand-up, but the new artist stuff's fun. Stand-ups is easy. You don't have to manage Eddie. Yeah. I'm easy, though.

Low-maintenance. Megan and Florida, good morning. Hi, good morning, Bobby. Thank you for calling. Hi, Eddie. Hi, hi, lunchbox. Everybody's hi to Megan. Hey, Megan.

Hi. I'm just going to wait her out. Cool. Yeah, yeah, cool. Yeah, Megan, what's going on? Hi, I was calling. London, because yesterday they had mentioned on Twitter how you hear the word monkey every day. Yeah, and we talked about it on the show.

Like, do you hear the word monkey every day? I thought it was kind of a weird theory. Did you hear it yesterday? Yeah, I definitely was like, yeah, no, that's not going to happen. And I went to work all day, came home, and coming from my kids' room, and I heard, Hey, look, everybody, I'm a monkey. I was like, oh, like, what is he going to there? I got it.

I can tell you, I did not hear the word monkey yesterday in any form. Amy? Me neither. No, no monkey. Anybody? No. No, I did not. However, I did read an article about some OBGYN delivering a monkey.

But that counts. So then yes. Hold on. Wait a second. Does it chimpanzee count? Yeah, it's a monkey. Oh my goodness. I watched bits and pieces of a documentary.

Now it's all coming to me where it was talking about, you know, what they eat. and they're predominantly plant-based, and that's it. So yes, oh my gosh, I heard about a monkey. Oh, my goodness. There's a theory out there that every day you hear the word monkey in some form or about a monkey.

I didn't recall that until just now, so maybe y'all did, and you just didn't catch it. Megan, thank you. Yeah, I appreciate you guys. Appreciate you. Yep, there you go. We were going to wait her out.

We were going to play chicken. All right. Let's see how long we'll hold here. Well, we do have to talk about the tattoo, Amy. It has to come up again. Okay. I was figured. I figured I was just waiting.

Yeah, and I think I'll go in and give the phone number out if our listeners want to hop in. Yeah. Because Amy and I were making the bet before I went to Haiti. I'd already planned I was going to go. You're already new. See, that's a thing. You sneaky. Smart.

Yeah. I don't make bets. I don't think I can win. Yeah, you already had that one in the bag. You had flights booked and everything. And you're like, how about if I go to Haiti, you get a tattoo of my face on your body. Yeah, and you said.

And I'm like, oh my gosh, in my head, there's no way he's ever going to Haiti. Sure, Bobby. I'll get a tattoo. So here we are. I went and does Amy still have to get the tattoo? I need to hear back my verbal agreement that I did with you on here. I need to hear it because. Amy, I walked you right into for sure agreeing to it.

You don't think I had to say you up. And then I made you repeat after me. Are you sure there's, I know I repeated after you, but I thought there was specific dates. Like if Bobby goes on August 14th. No, I would never do that. I know a lot about legal stuff. Oh, great.

Yeah. So. All right, well, whatever I need to do. If I have to get a tattoo, I have to get it. And the thing is, now looking back on it, my husband knew that you were going, and no wonder he was calling me, like, about this whole tattoo thing.

Oh, my goodness. 877, 77, Bobby. How about this for math? Lose 100 calories a day, which is not a terrible amount of calories, and you'll lose 10 pounds a year. So that... Wow.

Eat less than 100? If you eat less than a day, 100 calories a day, which isn't a lot. Like you're not cutting. But if you do that, you'll do it every day, eat 100 calories less than you normally would. Not 100 calories less every single day. Gotcha, I know.

Because you would go negative. I know. I meant eating. Yeah. What you would normally eat. If you just eat 100 calories less than you normally would every single day, you'll lose 10 pounds in a year. Wow. And it's not that much, and it's kind of a lot.

Yeah. When it comes to 10 pounds. So that was interesting. All right. Callers are calling in. We're going to do this. Should Amy still get the tattoo? You did agree to it.

I did. But you are kind, so those are balanced out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, so if you remember on the show last week, Amy said, if I went to Haiti, she would get a tattoo. Now, I already knew I was going to Haiti. I already booked a trip. And so some people are saying that was unfair.

Show? What's unfair about it? It was fair. Oh, no, but I didn't have full disclosure of the situation. You never asked for it. Yep, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter if he was going to go or, you said, if you go, It doesn't matter if he had the flights, but because he could have backed out of his flights at any time.

So Amy promised to get a tattoo on my face on her body if I went to Haiti. I feel slightly deceived, but I get it. You were, you, yeah, you set me up, knocked it out of the park. Home run. What do you plan on getting that tattoo? What part of your body? I want to hear from the listeners. Oh, you want them to tell you what part of the body?

Oh, no, I thought they were going to tell me if I really should get it. Oh, they can. Shelby's on. Mississippi. Hey, Shelby. Hey, Shelby. What are you thinking about this? I know. If Bobby thought, knew that he was going, then no.

And he should not have to. That was a fixed bet. Fixed. There was nothing cheating about it, just so you guys know. Well, yes, there was. There was deception. Shelby, you're being a little too sassy for me this morning. I like you, Shelby.

I did know. That's why I made the bet. I only make bets I think I can win. That's also not fair. Like, you, you haven't fixed. You knew it. You knew what you're doing. I know what Bobby's about to say, life's not fair. Life is not fair, Shelby. It's not. Nothing about life is fair. And I typically agree with him. Shelby, I do appreciate your call though. Appreciate you.

So there's one that's negative, but it doesn't matter of all of them are negative. It's up to you. Well, no, I mean, it's up to you. It's up to us. It's your face. It's your body. Yeah. It's my face and your body. It's weird. Yeah, a little weird. I mean. To be fair, I did. I did say that I would get a, this tattoo bedding thing's got to stop. You did. You said to get a microphone on your butt. Or your lower back or your inner hip. I said somewhere. I said I would get a microphone tattoo if I made the Radio Hall of Fame. That's right. You still could. Oh, yeah.

We'll find out Monday. And I'm only saying this because I don't think I'm going to win. But Monday they announced. I don't know if it's during the show after the show. But to be fair, I will live up to my bet. Because I did kind of say it popping off. But I'll live up to my part. So if you win or you get inducted into the National Radio Hall of Fame, you're getting a microphone tattooed on your body. The same way you should get my face because you made a bet.

I love up to my bets. Hey, Dawn and Georgia. Hi. What you got? So I got the tattoo for 80. I think since you did win the best, she should get the tattoo, but it shouldn't be of your face. You should pick the tattoo for her, but her husband should approve it. He's going to pick, like, barbed wire around my bicep or something.

Pam Anderson had that. What's wrong with that? Yeah, in 97 when she was from Kid Rod. Oh, that's true. Good point. Oh, great. Thank you for the call. Appreciate you.

Talking about Amy if she should get this tattoo. She promised if I went to Haiti. She'd get a tattoo in my face. Melissa. Promise is a promise. Yeah, Melissa, comes out firing on the phones. What's up, Melissa? Okay, so I, myself, had to get a tattoo because I lost a bet.

Oh, you were taking this out on me. I'm sorry, hey. So what happened? A bet is a bet. So me and my brother-in-law, I live in Oklahoma. So OU Sooners, Oklahoma State Cowboys, Big Rivals. So he's an OU fan I'm an OSU fan

Well we had a bet On their bedlam game I won my team won So he had to get Oklahoma State So we got this huge OSU tattoo Well the next year we bet again Because he didn't want to He wanted me to get a payback

So I bet him My team lost And I had to get an OU tattoo Dang Oh Amy there you go Hey So you can always get a razor back

No, I want to get my face. No, no, no. My face is all good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll work on that. Yeah, I do just Bobby's face. All right. So, we've settled it.

You will get it. What? That's a game of. Yeah. Settled. The end. Judge, Comincent's rules. More Mr. Bobby.

Bones. I want to know how things are working out for you right now. Like, what is it? Small, big. Oh, like right now it's working out. You're like, man, this is good. Lunchbox, you're up. Well, yesterday I took my dog to the vet for a six-month checkup.

She had cancer, and they wanted to go back, check everything. Okay, did x-rays? Cancer for you. Yay! Nice. Look at that. Come on. Let's go over to Colleen.

Colleen, welcome to the show. Thank you. How are you? We're really good. Share with us. What's working out for you right now? So it's working out for me. My job's really working out.

So I ended up getting a promotion, and I'm transferring to Nashville. Yay! Promotion! More money. Get a raise? I did. Yeah! See, look at this.

I like that. Hello, Jennifer and Boston. Good morning. Good morning. How are you? We're really good. What's working out for you? My daughter Morgan just graduated high school.

Yay! Nice! Has the ceremony happened yet? Yes, it did. Did you cry? You know, I thought I would, but I stayed strong. So a couple of little tears, but not. Not anything noticeable.

Congratulations. Look at that right there. Yeah. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Brigh, Sunshine Day.

Amy, what's working out for you? Well, for like the longest time my husband is always traveling overseas, like Middle East, wherever, different things. And with the kids coming, we're like trying to figure out what to do. And there's certain opportunities with his work. And it's like 99% sure it's going to work out that he will now be working state-side. Really? And be able to be home. way more with the kids.

There! Our entire marriage that has like never been the case. And his work was like, I think we can figure something out. Wow. Look at that. I know those kids. My kids? Yes, because that's because you get to see them.

So I went to see him, but I got back safely. You did. Let me tell you, I'm worried. Yeah. That's good. Yeah, yeah. I went and came back, and they got back safe. I got a gift card.

Let me tell you about this gift card. the way. Yeah. It's from Caravis. This is another paid thing, but this is like the most spectacular gift card ever got in my life, right? What is it? It's a gift card, and it says it's a Caravis, right? And I love Caravis. And it's $100. And I'm like, wow. And then I read

more, and it's like $100 a day for five years. What on earth? Were you not here when I got the card? You know how much that is worth? Yeah, somebody did the math. A lot of money. Yeah. Dang! I know. Dude, that's awesome! That's awesome! Life's working out. I've never had a gift card like that. Let's go to Karamaz.

They were like, thanks for being, like, a great spokesperson because it's a great place. And they were like, here's a gift card, $100 a day every day. Are you going every day now? Yeah. I'm never here. But hey, when my kids come, you can take them. I'm thinking we'll all go out for a group dinner. Love it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We think about that. Eddie, what's working out for you? Man, I've been stressing out since I got surgery on my hand because it was so expensive. And then a couple of days ago, we got a check in the mail from the hospital for some bill we overpaid, like two years ago. It all works out. Oh, working out.

Alyssa. Hey. What's working out for you? Oh, man, so much. Well, I got married in last September. All right, all right. And now I'm having a baby. Yay!

Yeah. Yeah. Awesome. I'm also excited because next weekend I'm back on the road doing stand-up comedy. Yeah. I'm excited. I love it. I'll be in Fort Wayne.

on Friday and Cedar Rapids on Saturday. I thrive here, I feel like. Oh, you drive here? Okay, but I mean also on the weekends. That way you can thrive on the weekends. I love it. So I get to go back on the road. People want to come. Bobby Bones Comedy.com.

But yeah. I see something else. Yeah, go. I don't have. I just am real excited because this is the first time in a long time. I don't have like a pimple on my face. Yay! Thank you.

Thank you. Trying to eat really clean and it's working. I'm telling you, y'all, it's what you put in your body that comes out on your face. Oh, there you go. All right. The Bobby Bones show I thought you're going to say but I like that segment we just did

Yeah I really didn't have it planned out or anything I was like yeah let's see What do we want to call it? Like what's going good Bright Sunshine Well we don't have to play that song

I just know I like this song The song is I can see clearly I told Ray to put it up I think this is like a dance version Hey Ray put up the other version Like the real version I think this is it

Wait this is it You don't like this? I feel like it's a little Techno-y but Yeah that's not the real version What do we call it? What's going good? What's going good with my original idea.

I like that. It's perfect. All right. I mean, we have a lot of people here that want to talk on the phone about what's going good. Let's go to Kim. Kim, 25 years old, what's going good? Hey, Bobby. Thanks for having me on the show.

First time caller. Yay! Well, at the very beginning of June, I was offered a new position. Huge pay raise, great benefits, very excited about it. And I'm starting in July. Okay. I feel like there's more to this? There's a lot more.

All right, all right. God has definitely been blessing over me and my family. In the middle of June, I married the love of my life that I've been with for four years. And yesterday we found out that we're pregnant with her very first child. Holy cow! We had to have gotten pregnant over our honeymoon. Wow, okay. I know what you guys were doing.

It happened. Yeah. I know what you guys were doing on your honeymoon. And I wanted to remain anonymous because I haven't told our family yet. That was my next question. Yeah. Do you wait three months? Well, I'm not sure.

You know, I kind of just want to make sure everything's good before I say anything. But, you know, with me finding out yesterday, the only person that I've told is my husband and we're both actually very ecstatic. You know, children are a huge blessing no matter whichever way you have them, whether it's through adoption or through birth and, you know, there's so much going on right now that I just want to lay low with it a bit until some things wear off, I guess.

So I see. She's being real tricky and talking with an accent. She doesn't really have one. I do. I'm from North Carolina. You can stop giving away hints. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I appreciate the discreet. And listen, Kim, I love that you listen, and I love that you call. We had about 5 million people that listened to this show.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And your name's not Kim, but that's it because that's parentheses, Kim. Oh, good, got it, got it. And I'm so nervous. Yeah. Well, you know what? We're happy for you. We're happy for you.

Bobby's like your name's not Kim. It's Kim, really. Thank you so much, guys. And Amy, I really think you should get a tattoo of Bobby. You're like, yeah. Call her on the day. Oh, my goodness. Thank you very much.

What's going good? Come on. This is it. Oh, this is the original? Yeah. Sit back and take in the waves. Oh, you're right. I like that.

I can see clear. Finally now the rain is gone. The Beatles? Nope. It's going to be bright. Sunshine day. It's going to be bright. Bright.

Bright. Sunshine it day. Amy's got that skinny coming up in a minute. Hope everybody's morning's going good. Put smile on your face. I'd put a smile on somebody else's face. Coming over to you. Amy.

Bobby Bonson. Here we go. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd skinny. Kip Moore says his next album will be out in September. It's called Slow Heart, and it's going to tackle some mature themes, like what it takes to be a grown man. There's 13 songs on the album, and he wrote all the two of them. I was with Kip last week, and he said he pretty much played, like, a ton of the instruments.

Wow. Like, like, nitty-gritty. Just went all in. Went back to, yeah, like old-school making a record. And he has a song called More Girls Like You So God Make Girls Like You Make God Start setting on it Once it come out?

September What else you got over there? Well Courtney Cox is saying that she regrets the stuff that she did to her face To try to fight aging Fortunately she said she was able to fix it I guess she got a lot of injections and fillers And she just let it completely You know, get out of her face

I don't know It was out of control It was out of control Because you could start to see it on TV. Mm-hmm. She says that now she looks more like the person that she's supposed to look like. At least she hopes that she does. I'm Amy.

That's your 30-second skinny. Let's see. How about this? What you got? I want to talk to Andrew and Austin. Andrew, good morning. Morning. What's up, buddy?

Nothing much. I just wanted to tell you all what's going good. Oh, what's going good with you? Well, earlier this week, I had an interview for a job. I've been unemployed since, like, February. and I went in, I listened to Seven Nation Army before the interview, and then also had my questions ready for the company. And I didn't get the job offered that I went in for,

but they offered me a position that pays twice as much as what I was. That's all, yeah. Now, let me just be for a second. Do I get a cut? Yeah, I'll give you some. Yeah. Andrew, that's awesome, man. Yeah, and then also my wife is 25 weeks pregnant,

and got my first child coming. It's her third and my first. Yeah, look at this guy here. Look at life just happened right in front of your eyes. Congratulations on that job, man. I appreciate it. Look at that, Andrew and Austin. Come on.

I appreciate you. All right, Andrew, have a good day, boy. Man, that's cool. Hey, I'm going to take one more about that, and we'll move on. Kathy and Fort Wayne. Hey, buddy What's happening? I want to tell you what's happening with me

Okay, something going good? Yes, something's going good What's going good? We are coming to see you next Friday in Fort Wayne And we cannot wait Oh, I love it I'm going to tell some jokes And we're going to laugh

It's going to be barely above mediocre It's a good place to me It was great Yeah, well thank you very much And I can't wait to see you Oh man, okay I love all the calls We got to move on a little bit

Because I've got to play something for you here So we have jingles. We have these things like this. I believe that's Lauren Elena. Yeah, sounds like her. I think because we get our friends to sing our jingles, right? I believe that's Lauren Elana. That's Lauren.

Yeah. Yeah, you don't, I think. That might be Jana. That might be. Yeah, I can't pick that one out. So, okay, well, Amy has laid some down. Oh, great. And she sings in part of.

Because Ray does some of the. you know. Bobby bones. Is that good? Amy. What? Nailed it. What?

She wants, listen, this is what I admire, but Amy. She's always trying to do extra. And she's like, hey, listen, if we need new imaging, like, new, I'll. Nailed it. Oh, boy. Okay. Get your bones on the Bobby Bone Show. That was better.

That was good. I mean, listen to the two inside each other. Here we go. Get your bones on, the Bobby Bone Show. There you go That's awesome That's the real one Get your bones on

The Bobby phone show What's this? What's this? Shat You sound a little like Eddie No that's how I mean I was trying to do deeper

Yeah yeah yeah I love the effort And it made a good bit But I don't think we'll be using those But if you do need them You don't want to put them in rotation I feel like I feel like listeners

Like we're like You know Homemade Like we do our own thing here We definitely are homemade here here. We are an Etsy show. We make it ourselves. Yeah. Okay. Well, thank you very much. I'll wait for it. Okay. Thank you. Back in a second. She thought she had one jingle that sounded so real that we'd be like, oh, maybe we should get her to do this. Do you have this? No, I don't. Oh, Ray, I told Ray, listen, I promised you. When I was recording him, Ray was even like, I don't know. Let me do this one.

And I heard, let me do this one again because it sounded too good. Right. Do we have the jingle that sounds too good? I think it's number three, but I can go look for more. Oh, he thinks it's one of the ones we play. Oh, that's the one. Actually, that's one. Okay, but we didn't think that when you played it, though. We thought they were all funny. That sounded good, though. Hey, Zachary, I appreciate you, buddy.

I appreciate you, Bobby. Thanks for the honesty. So it was just too nasally. Like, if I don't make it nasally at the end, it could work. I like your effort. Why I want to contribute? You are a lot. Hello, Caitlin and Cedar Rapids.

Good morning. Oh, good morning. Thank you for calling. What do you want to say? Well, I've never called in before. Yay! I just wanted to let y'all know that I've been at the University of Iowa Hospital for the past six months with my own little boy, and we are so excited because our next-door neighbor who's been there with us got a call last night, and he's getting a new heart today.

Oh, wow. So we are so excited. Wait, who's getting a new heart? The neighbor at the hospital. He's our neighbor in intensive care for the last six months. He's about six years old. and he's been meaning for a new heart. So he got the call and he's going in today.

Holy cow. I got like goosebumps from that. Yeah, he's an amazing little boy. So we are over the moon for them and couldn't be happier. Well, thank you for sharing that story, Caitlin. That's crazy. You're welcome. Thank you.

Appreciate that call. I think we should jingle out of that. Not the good one. None of them are the good one. Yeah, but. The good one could work. Yeah. I heard Lunchbox didn't know that that was Florida, Georgia line, and the Backstreet Boys.

That's true. I was in here when he said it. That's probably the number one song this week. Yeah. It will be. And he said he'd never heard it. He's like, it sounded, I guess it kind of sounds like Backstreet Boys, but we wouldn't play something like that. He's like, how do you not know that that's Florida, Georgia Line and Backstreet Boys?

Is that true? It's true. It was on the air, and I was like, man, that kind of sounds like the Backstreet Boys. or a boy band, and then he goes, because it is. Yeah. So you just don't listen to the show as it happens. I listen. I guess I just don't retain information as well as I should.

I don't know. Do you ever listen to the radio when you drive in your car? Yes. Or like watch award shows, because they debuted that, like, they performed live. I understand that they did a song together, but I guess I just had never heard it on the radio. And so when I heard it, I was like, man, that sounds like a boy band. Yeah, it's weird. This happened like yesterday.

And we played that song, how many times, Bones, roughly. Do you think, like, during the show? A million? Yeah, about a million during the show. Like, do you know this song? That's that bright young guy. No. Go ahead.

Darius. You have no clue to you. It doesn't matter how, save it for rainy days. We've been played about a thousand times. That's what that was? Yeah, save it for a rainy day. Don't know that one. Yeah, and he'll say, dude, we don't play that song.

It's unbelievable. Who sings it? Kenny Chesney. Oh. Is that a new one? You know, Kenny, Chesney. Or is that an old one? It's not an old old one, but it was the number one, I mean, months and months ago.

Oh. Yeah. I know he's American kids one. How about that? But this is the random one. I wonder, though, I wonder if Lunchbox is more like the normal person because normal people, they don't hear songs as much as we do. Yeah, that's true. Is he Mr. America?

Oh, wow. Or is he just a little... Interesting. Yeah. Like he's not all there. Give me another one. I bet you I can get one of them at least. No.

Not right now. Mr. America. I like that name. Thank you. Well, he's asking. It was an auction that you are. You're not a crown Mr. America. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's true. That is true. Hold on a minute. Oh, no, no, no. Here we. I was reading a story about people getting engaged and, you know, they put the pictures up immediately on Instagram, Facebook, whatever, Twitter. Yeah.

And that they're not telling their families first. Because, like, you just got engaged, post. Post, post. Oh, it's all about just getting it up on social ASAP. So more families are getting irritated and parents. Because the first way that they're hearing about it is to be like social media or a friend going, hey, I saw your daughter just got engaged. Oh, no.

Never thought about it like that. No, like what if your sister or your best friend or your mom finds out because they pull up Instagram? Terrible. Is it though? I mean, isn't that just today? It's not terrible. It is today. And I guess that's like what bothers me.

Don't let today bother you. It's kind of like you should save it in your drafts. Like take the picture, come up with the caption, put it in the drafts, and then go tell the family and then post. We want Instagramification that likes. That's true. People accuse me of, I have two stories to tell. First, I tell my dog one. Of staging my dog and Instagram pictures.

Whatever you posted recently, so cute. Well, I swear to you, my dog sleeps like a human. I did not stage that picture. You didn't pull the covers over him? No, none. That's why I took the picture. I thought I took the picture. Okay.

Go to Mr. Bobby Bones on Instagram. M.R. Bobby Bones. It might be the cutest thing ever. My dog just sleeping like that, and I took a picture of him this morning. Yeah, so cute. I don't stage my dog, he doesn't allow it. And he definitely wouldn't keep his eyes closed. So he must have gone down under the covers and then snuck all the way to back up and put his head like right there off from the covers.

Yeah, he pulled up the covers with his paws. No, he doesn't. That's how he goes down. That's my spot in the bed. Oh, okay. He loves my spot. Yeah. So as soon as I got out of bed this morning, he was underneath and he makes his way.

His head digs out. Yeah. That's the only way. I didn't pose. By the way, if I posed him, his eyes wouldn't be closed. I don't glue his eyes shut. I don't know. He's tired.

He's, like, he's passed out. Go to my Instagram, Mr. Bobby Bones. I don't pose my dog. I'll tell you another story. What? Yesterday, I have my dog. And I don't have the doors on my Jeep or the top of it. And so my dog, who, I'm scared to drive on my Jeep.

I think he'll just jump out in the middle because he could just jump out. True. He just jumps up in the seat of the Jeep. And he's like ready to go. And he's ready to go. And I posted a picture of that on my Instagram. People are like, oh, come on. I don't pose my dog.

Did you take him for a ride? No, I'm scared. You're scared to hop out? I would be too. When I put the doors back on, then probably. And I can't even, I don't even want to put them in, I don't even leash him. I don't even leash him. I have a back yard because I'm in the front yard.

But if you unleash him, when he still jumps out, he still hanging my neck. Yeah, not good. So I don't pose that picture. Okay. Just like the picture. Listen, on these engaging pictures, I hope people put them up freely. Get engaged, put it up. These old times, like telling people for them.

Come on. No, we have to close it online. You got to keep your close people first. Amy has a friend who is always getting manicures because she thinks she's going to get proposed to it anytime. Well, the last three, yes, the last three months, she has been obsessive about, it's always like, hey, every week, you need a manicure? I'm like, no, I'm good. Like, I just got one like, how are you doing? Why are you doing it?

You need a manicure? She's making sure her nails are looking good because she thinks that her boyfriend is proposing any day now. But it's been three months. And she wants her nails to look good in the picture? Constant manicure. Yes. Interesting. Yes.

It's all about the pictures, right, when he puts the ring on, takes the picture. I mean, I didn't have any of that, but I feel like in a way she's sort of like jinxing herself or something. Do you believe in the jinks? No, not really. But I bet you the minute she stops getting a manicure and maybe her nails look a little, you know, rugged, he'll propose. That's not how it works. Don't let the jinks get in your head. I do not believe in the jinks.

Well, people will tell me the minute you stop just about getting pregnant and you're pregnant. And did you get pregnant? Nope. Okay. You didn't answer your own question. But I think the boyfriend's on to her old manicure thing. I think he's kind of playing along with it. That's funny.

A not so fun fact about Bobby. These pimples on my back? When I start to stress out? They're like sore. It's like a sore muscle. Thank you. That was a not so fun fact about Bobby. Thank you very much.

Let's go over and everybody's fascinated with this James. James fascinated with Lunchboxes, Vegas. He wants to go to Vegas? Oh, yeah, yeah. You see. You have to cover the fight. James, you're on. Hey, buddy.

Hey, what's going on, man? How are y'all doing? We're good. Lunchbox comes on the air and wants me to fund his trip to go to Vegas and cover a fight that we don't cover on our show. We're not a sports show. Basically, so he can just go party for a weekend. What are your thoughts on this? Like, music just shows that he's not even going to be able to cover.

He won't be able to tell you anything that happened. And we're just not a sports show. Like, I did a national sports show for. for years on Fox Sports. That was a sports show. True. We're not going to spend enough time and resources to cover a McGregor Mayweather fight. And when Lushfox leaves the studio, we lose a big part of the show.

But if you came and recognized Kenny Chesney's voice and how's he going to report to you guys, what happened during the McGregor Mayweather fight? I don't know how he does anything. I mean, I can tell you what happened last night on TV when I watch a TV show, so I can retain certain information.

Songs are just a lot harder for my brain to process. What did you watch last night? Last night, I watched, what did we watch? Oh, my God. You ever leave something on top of your car and then drive off? Yeah. What did you leave on your car? Then you drove away.

Because I had a sweatshirt given to me yesterday. We were a studio recording sometime. I was like, it's a cool sweatshirt. Put on top of my car. Talk some people. Boom, drop off. No sweatshirt. Oh, no.

I know. Gone? Like the gone gone. Yeah, it's gone. Oh, man. So, and I'm usually not forgetful. I've been real sleepy because I've been up late for a bunch of nights in a row. But yeah, I just left it. No, it's it. Come by bye. Bye, the white shirt.

Wow. Anybody left anything on top of the car and driven off, Amy? I've done food, drinks, and phone before. The three, yes. Wow. Yeah, it's a lot. Well, phone starts with a pee. I know, it's a joke. Oh, but you and I have also both, I mean, related. We've both driven off with the gas thing still in our tank. You've done that, bones? I've done it, whacked out. Wait, what? Like, I was so exhausted. Never, Amy's forgetful. I was exhausted. Right. I got caught. I got caught up in conversation with someone and forgot I was pumping gas and it was like cop time to go

I pumped it don't know where I was got home and like stop it oh no there's a gas thing in the oh I didn't like it stays because they snap mine didn't I real people were yelling at me oh they told you yeah yeah the person I had just bought our house from we moved into a new house we bought it from another couple and they were like hey good to see you blah blah blah and that's the first they're like oh great this is who we sold our house to it's probably going to burn down. Yeah. Because of people like us.

Yeah. And I'm not, it's very, very rare for me. But that's why those things snap so quick so you don't jerk down a entire gas. I'm glad it's very, very rare for you. The best thing about forgetting something on your car is like one time I had a mug on the top of my car and I made it all the way to wherever I was going and my mug was still there. And I was like, yeah. Hot coffee was still hot.

I bet you people were driving up beside you and you're like, man, everybody's waving to me today. I must be doing a great job. Dang. Lunchbox? I left my computer on top of my car. What? Well, I mean, I had it in a bag and pulling out of the garage,

I hit the brakes and it came sliding down the windshield. I was like, oh, got out and grabbed it. And it's one of those things you don't ever want to admit and you feel really stupid, but, yeah. Woo! Man, you got lucky on that one. Yeah. Luckily, it was in a bag, too, you know, like a little computer bag.

There's a protection, yeah. Kelsey and Raleigh, how are you? Good. How are you? We're just talking about leaving stuff on top of cars. Oh, my goodness, yes. So, my now fiancee, we just started dating, and he was driving a rental car, and left the key, the wireless key on top of the car. Oh, the wireless key, because the car will go.

Oh, no. So the car went, mind you, we just started dating, so I got me hearing this brilliant story after the fact. They were on a highway in Texas, and the key flew off on the highway, they pulled over for gas, and then it wouldn't start back up. Oh, no. That stinks. That's a funny one. So they had to get all their luggage out of the car and wait four to six hours for a replacement rental car.

Oh, my God. You don't think about that because the wireless key will work on top of a car. Yeah. I appreciate that. It works until it flew off. Oh, no. Appreciate you, Kelsey. Thanks, that's when I knew he was a keeper.

You could deal with travel problems like that. Yeah, they always say travel with somebody. Yeah, Amy, like, people say that. We should just say we say that. Regina. Good morning. Good morning. Regina in Oklahoma, go ahead.

Well, one morning I was putting a kid in the back seat of the car, put some stuff on the trunk, and drove off. The item was my checkbook with my paycheck signs in it. Oh, no. But after a couple of hours looking for it and driving around town, found it a mile from my house. Wow. You found it? Found it. Nobody picked it up.

Nobody picked it up. Everything was right there together. That's amazing. Dang. Bright. Bright. Appreciate you. Oh, let me do one more.

It's going to be bright. Bright. Andrew and North Carolina. Yeah, what's going on? We're talking about putting things on top of the car and then driving away like idiots. We've all done it. You? Not me, actually.

I'm going to throw dad under the bus here. dad had the bright idea when we were younger that instead of, you know, I was keeping our gift cards, he would keep them all together in a big, you know, a little money bag. And one morning, we were getting ready to go Black Friday shopping, spend their gift cards, and he left them on top of the car after he pumped gas in downtown Charlotte. Okay, how much? You look at probably $1,500.

Oh, my goodness. Yeah. Man. Yeah. Yeah, it was a, and at 10 years old, of course, it's devastating. Yeah. All your gift cards. Ah,

Andrew, appreciate you, buddy. Absolutely appreciate you. See you, man. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America.

This is Bobby Bones Show. I'm not used to being so manly. What do you mean? I put side mirrors on my Jeep yesterday because I have my doors and my top off. So I had to get side mirrors

to put on specially because they're attached to the doors. Yeah. Put them on. So what, with what, A screwdriver? Drill. Oh, a drill.

Yeah. Didn't even call the guy in tackle. Good job. Got Mondeer. Let me tell you, between that, putting those side mirrors on, having a beard and having a woman? Dang. Having a woman. By that, do you mean Lindsay?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's a woman. Yes, she is. I'm fatally welcome. Okay, so let's break those down. I'm pretty manly. Go ahead. Will you be drilling more things soon?

Whoa, my woman. Excuse me. No, stop. What is happening here? Guys, you just talked about using a drill. We're going to break it off. I know. Having a beard.

I know. He used the drill for his sign years. Because he was using the tackle app. I want to know, is he going to start being Mr. Handyman? I just wouldn't say it, Amy. Well, you mean drilling more things soon? No. I'm glad you asked.

No. Begall. Can we focus and not be 12? Okay. Well, you asked the one. No, yes, I was going to, we brought up three subjects. Yes. So are you going to be a handyman?

Amy. All I'm saying is I felt manly, okay? How long are we keeping the beard? Not very long. Come on. Itches. I hate it. I do feel pretty masculine.

You don't like just scratching it during the day? I don't. People look at me too. Well, how does Lindsay feel about the beard? I haven't seen her a week and a half. We just see over FaceTime, so I don't know. But so? She can be like, hey, that looks cute or not.

I got another question. How often you're drilling? Stop. At least something we can have. All right, so we covered the drilling and the beard. Now, Lindsay. What's our latest with Lindsay? What about it?

I said, we can have. So how's that going? This is like one of the longest y'all have been apart. Oh. Oh, no. No, no. She's on the road a lot. I'm on the road.

Like the thing, the stuff? Like the drama? The drama. The... I think the drama is good. I think it's going good. I think her only purpose was to hopefully people would hear her music and all this stuff happened where the stations didn't play her but stations are starting even competitors like this morning

she was on klb our competitor in boston and they interviewed her and they were awesome and i'm like that's all supposed to be if you like the song put her on and don't talk about me and like i just i thought that was really cool with them and so yeah it's good um she i don't know she good okay i mean she i don't know like i got in trouble yesterday why well Why? I played a song No, no, criminal already exists. Oh, the one from the

In August. So Criminal, this is one of her songs on a record, on the EP. Yeah. By the way, these terms confuse me. EP means it's like a few songs and that turns into a full album. It's like those songs and you add on like eight songs or something, right? I don't want to close my eyes.

That's criminal. Right, this one here. Here. But she has a radio single waiting on you. Right? But I played one yesterday that isn't out yet. I thought since she played it on Jimmy Kimmel, I could play it. Oh, and we sort of backed you up on that.

Really? She played it on Kimmel. Your bad influences. This is it. Yeah, the Amy Whitehouse is this one. It's like bluesy, the guitar. This is called Champagne. Don't you dare take your hand off the small of my back. When we walk into a crowd.

I love her when you do that Keep telling me I'm beautiful Even though this room is full A VIPs Like that crystal chandelier Ain't got nothing on me You make me feel Like Jessica

Stepping out of us Hugging my neck For the paparazzi got me So naturally David just call me A wreath of real You make me feel I got trouble for playing that yesterday, which I just did again.

I can't tell again. I can't open my own door, but I like that you don't let me. Can't help but smile when I catch you, catch me. Crushing on your cross the party getting lost in your, I don't want to be here. I everybody wants your attention, but tonight it's my, you make me feel like Jessica My stepdad's on the phone. Oh, you have a question about this? Yeah.

So, so is, do we talk about who these songs are about? They're not, no. They're all the songs. I showed that with Walker Hayes. My step-debted's on the phone. Let me go to him. Hello. Arkansas Keyes on.

Hello. Hey. Hey. What are you doing? Fat show. I love you. I love it. I know what you're doing.

Yeah. But what they don't understand is that's just what you say. I know. That means hello. Like, what are you doing? Yeah. Right? Yes, right.

Yeah. What do you think? Hey, it's raining. We're listening to the show today, man. I like it. Yeah, what do you like about today's show? I like the Jeep deal and I like the beard deal. I think you should keep the beard on and drive the Jeep a lot.

Have you seen a picture of the beard? I have not. Yeah. I don't grow up very well. Like, you have a good full beard. Well, grow it and live with it and see how you like it, you know. If it looks like mange, that's okay. You know, it's still a beard.

If it looks like mange. You working this morning or no? Do what? You working this morning? Yes, we are. Well, we're trying to do. It's raining here. That's why we're getting to listen to the radio show, and I like it.

So what are you not able to do because it's raining? Well, we're the grounds true. we're supposed to be mowing the grounds, you know, and cutting all the grass, but it's hard to cut grass when it's raining. Do you like, because when I used to do maintenance on the golf course, when it rained, you just sat inside the shed. Well, that's kind of what we're doing, waiting for the rain to stop, you know. Yeah, you remember those days.

That's the exact same thing, so. But I like those days. I was like that. I like those days, too. Okay, just making sure. What else been going on? Oh, same old thing. Hey, let me tell you, man, a bad deal about the jerseys.

I've been struggling to get to eight. 99 jersey and the old throwbacks, and they didn't have an 89. So I bought my high school football jerseys. Yeah. So that's what he's talking about. That's okay. Listen, I mean, I appreciate it. Yeah.

So some little stuff going on, man. But I think the beard's a great deal. All right. Yeah, let it grow long, like ZZ Top. Yeah. Lunchbox didn't know ZZ Top was because I was playing LaGrain yesterday. What? Yeah, like my girlfriend,

Lindsay was on Jimmy Kimmel playing this, and Lexbox had never heard this song before, Legrange. Yeah. That's what we... That's the old they be taught. Well, that's all you and I used to, Cool 95, Classic Rock? Hey, we drive around Toyota,

listen to Cool 95 all time. That's correct. Absolutely. Those were the days. Those were the days. We would... We would drive around, listen to Classic Rock, and talk about 60s, 70s baseball.

That's what we talked about. Absolutely. Even before I was born. I know everything. I know everything. That's right. That's right. All right.

Those were the days, the 60s and 70s. You just tell you good baseball players? Yeah, and then I would go read about him. And he would buy me, like, it was 14, I'd have, like, baseball almanacs. I would just read every fact about every team. That was cool. Yeah, I know some retro baseball. There's no doubt.

I didn't have some retro baseball, especially the Chicago Cubs. That's right. Did you, yeah, he got a Cubs tattoo. Hey, Keith, did you know that... Arkansas C Keith. Arkansas Keith, sorry, Arkansas, Arkansas Cuts. Did you know I'm going to get Bobby's face tattooed on me? Oh, wow.

That would be something. She told me if I went to Haiti to see her kids who were in an orphanage there, that she would get my face tattooed on her, and I went to Haiti. Where were you getting a tattooed on you? That's the question. Her right, butt cheek. We don't know yet. Right, butchie.

I don't know. No. But Bobby did go to Haiti. Did you know that? He did, and I did not. That's very good. Yeah. Yes.

He went to Haiti. Yeah, I did. All right. I'll let you get back, I'll let you get back to the park. Hey, man, good hearing from you. Yeah, I'll talk to you later on. He calls you. All right.

I like it. See you. Bye-bye. He called you and he's like, good hearing from you. I like you. I like this guy, dude. You guys life every time and he goes, what are you doing? Because he knows what you're doing.

I know. That's not the point. I know, I know. But literally. Thanks for calling. Arkansas Keys. For those. He likes a Jeep

Oh, ha, ha. Just let me know. He's going to go. He likes a Jeep. He had a Jeep. I told you, his Jeep got stolen. I told you a story where... He had a Jeep and it was stolen.

I don't remember the story. He went and stole it back? Yeah. Oh, yes. Now I remember it. He found it in the woods because he had a tip-off. He tipped him off. I think these got stole your Jeep.

He snuck into the woods late at night, climbed their fence, re-stole the Jeep, hot-wired it and drove it out of there. That's awesome. Like, man. Anyway, I didn't get any of that passed on. I was a little too late. What, like the rebel? The, you know, hardcore.

Cool stuff, yeah. Like, I was like 12, 13-ish. Bobby would go ring the doorbell. Excuse me. Is that my Jeep? The Jeep looks familiar. Yeah. But you can have it.

Can I buy it from you? So if there's a rattlesnake and it's about to bite your dog, do you jump in front of the dog. There's a rattlesnake. And the rattlesnake it. And the ratlesnakes it. Kick the snake. What? I kick it out of the way.

Is that they're not safe? Oh, okay. You're jumping in front of it. Here, listen. The 62-year-old Phoenix man was out cleaning his swimming pool Tuesday morning when he heard a rattlesnake behind some of the pool equipment. Max had heard it too. But instead of running away, the Airdale Terrier started snooping around.

That's when Seaburg rushed over and put his hand in front of the dog's face. The dog's snout was like right there and that's when my hand was right there. It was like the snake's head must have been in. two inches away from my hand. Seaberg doesn't consider himself a hero. He was just doing what any dog lover would do to protect their pooch. Would you stick your hand in front of a snake? I don't think so.

Wow. Is that bad? Am I bad? I feel bad. No, no, no, no, no. You're never wrong for your feelings. I would stick my foot if I had a big boot on. Man, I'll stick anything.

Say my dog, I stick my pee-by out there. No. Sorry. Oh. Okay. That's what I'm just telling you the level I would. go. Right, right, right. Point taken. Without trying that that's what you

think you would do. Yes, I'd have to be like, here. Take this instead. Take Jimmy Johnson. Take Tommy Thompson. Take my best friend, Bo. Y'all are... What? I mean, I don't think he'd do that. No, I mean, I... But I would. If it was the option,

I would. Oh, gosh. There's that. Oh, what about these high basketball coaches that took the bus out for a beer run. Did you get to see this? That's awesome. It sort of just disappointed us all. Now, a school board member confirms the boys' basketball coaches were fired for using school bus to drive to a local convenience store to purchase alcohol. We noticed that the school bus was gone, but he had told us to stay in our dorms, and so we proceeded to do that, and we just didn't find anything out until the next day. A store clerk reported the coaches to Conner's state officials.

We were pretty upset because we paid money out of pocket to go to that camp. because we had to stay for three nights, and we had to end up leaving on the second day. So they had a league because the coach had got in trouble. Oh. I thought they were mad because they wouldn't have a beer. I'm like, kids, shut up. I was like, you're such a loser. No one likes you.

But he wasn't. But now that he expands on that. I understand why he was upset. And now I understand his frustration, and I take back my original feelings. Okay. Never wronged your feelings? The feeling of no one likes you? Yes.

I mean, and you're stupid loser. Loser. Yeah. I'm out of these coaches. I was like, well, I got a car. Well, I need some beer. Just get in the bus. That's awesome.

Ain't no thing. Like, you see someone get off the bus too. Let's imagine you're working a liquor store, right? And a school bus drives up. Like, don't you get your phone out and go, oh, my goodness. Yep, you have to. I don't know what's about to happen, but it's going to be a story. That's funny.

So, yeah. Don't hate the kid. And they got fired? Yeah. Ridiculous. From the camp. I can see when you get fired. First of all, you're not allowed.

Oh, they're not fired from like, I don't know. All I took was they were fired from the camp. That would be okay. They should be fired from you. Sure. Yeah. You should be punished for your actions when they're bad. Yes.

I don't think they should be kept from teaching ever again or drinking beer ever again. Right. Or driving a bus. Right, right, right. But for this situation. They probably learn from it. Time served. Over to Amy.

What's on your pile all over there? Okay. Well, did you see the guy that is, a Packers fan, Green Bay Packers, and he met a girl, started dating her. Her last name is Packer. So he took her last name. That's funny. So now they're Mr. and Mrs. Packer. They're the Packers. They're the Packers. Yeah. Yeah. That's funny. I'd do that. Like, if I met Henrietta Razorback, I'd be like, I'll take your last name. Boom. That's a funny story. Yeah. I like that. Well, I have no other comment, so it's made me laugh. What else?

Well, since we're on sports, I'll stick with that theme for a second. The nominees for this year's SBs have been announced and voting is now open on ESPN.com. The show will air on ABC July 12th and Peyton Manning. Shout out. I like him. He's hosting. You like him? I do like Peyton Manning.

I like him and Eli, both. Why do you like them? They seem like cool brothers. I like their commercials. They seem nice. If that's getting to you, if their penetration rate is getting to you to like them. Yep. They've done a good job.

They've done a good job. Legit, I agree. All right, what else? So, thanks to the Freedom of Information Act, we now know why several CIA contractors lost their job back in 2013. I guess it's now declassified information. Why those are jobs? Well, they hacked the electronic pay system of the office vending machine,

and they snack for free. That's so funny. Wow. Over $3,000 worth of snacks. Oh, that's a lot. So the CIA, the office, like they put up these surveillance cameras, busted the dudes and then they all got fired. Okay, but that stinks to get fired for that.

What do you mean $3,000 worth? Well, there are a bunch of them. You'd think if they're trains yet, they've spent a lot of money training these guys. It's such a petty thing. You would think maybe they have to go. Yeah, they've spent well over $3,000 like. They have to go to like Siberia for a week or something.

There's like punishment, but not fired. They just got fired on. But that's funny. They hacked into the system. They also got to make it a pretty good living and can pay for their own snacks, so it was just for fun. Yeah.

Oh, yeah, they like, they were the one guy that spearheaded the scheme. Like, he went in and figured out this whole way to hack the system. And then he told some of his coworkers and they were like, shut up. So then they all started doing it. I love it. I mean, haters fired him. That sucks. All right, what else?

Well, CNN got a hold of Bachelor in Paradise's contracts. And it stipulates that the show has all the power over how a contestant gets portrayed. And Bobby, you talk about this all the time. It legit says they can manipulate reality if they want to. and contestants have to, you know, release the show from liability from pretty much anything that happens to them because they signed on. The shows aren't real.

These things aren't real. I mean, and this is, like, this is, I believe it, because it's from CNN, not reality stuff. Well, here's the thing. If any news sources reporting on things that aren't politics, I still believe. When news reports on politics, I don't believe. That's true.

Because they all have an angle. But when it's like, I do believe if they're covering a natural disaster, I believe the news. When they're talking about politics, I don't believe the news. Yeah. Because I always feel like everybody's, you know, coming from somewhere. Okay, cool.

That's Amy's Pile. Yeah. What's the drama? Mike D. is our phone screener. What's the drama about the photo shoot now? People around the office made a hottest tonnottis list of the show. What?

No, that's not. What? Okay. We'll do that. So Monday, we have a photo shoot. It's like three hours long. So we're doing a group pictures, all for, like, you know, publicity shots and business, client stuff.

And so Mike D., who answers phones and is a segment producer here, it's in the glass room right now. And you say that you have in your possession, do you have the list? I have the list right here. It's like mean girls. Who wrote this? Everyone in the office?

Yeah. Is it like a accumulation? Yeah, just of everybody, yeah. So you averaged out people? Averaged out. Okay. How many people are on the list? Seven.

Do we want to know who's on the list or no? Oh, absolutely. I'd love to hear what the office thinks about me. Go ahead. Now let's vote. All in favor of hearing it, say aye. Aye. I, aye, aye.

There's only two. Those opposed say nay. Nay. That's only two. Bobby, you didn't vote. I was going to leave this up to you guys. Well, now you're the vote breaker. Well, Mike didn't vote.

Mike D, what do you think? Do you want to read it or do? Yeah, let's read it. Okay. Who comes in as the best looking? Amy. At number one, Bobby. Oh.

Look at you. You're trying to be all in the office. Number two. Amy. I would reverse that, or at least put Amy first. I would put you first. Okay. Thank you.

Okay, guys. Number three Morgan Morgan yelled Number four Ray How do you feel about that Oh it's decent

You're in the middle of the pack Number five Eddie All right that's solid Out of how many? Seven Oh boy Number six

Mike D, me And number seven last Lunchbox Oh no So we know that's a fairly Fairly accurate poll right there Let me tell you Yeah

I mean, I'm just saying, I mean, whatever. If you guys think I'm the seventh, I mean, you must have been interviewed. We didn't make it. I'm talking to the people. Like, the people you went interviewed, they must be morons. Did you interview people? No. What did this get put up in the break room?

Yeah. That's rude. I know. Tomorrow we try to make a statement. We encourage you to tomorrow on female Friday to download some sort of female music, something newer. We just all download on Friday. Make a change. Yeah.

For once in our life. Going to feel real good. Going to make a difference. Going to make it right. So tomorrow's Female Friday. And it sounds like Nashville.com wrote a whole story on Female Friday, which I appreciated. That's awesome. So shout out to those guys.

We'll give you some recommendations tomorrow throughout the show. I think we'll do a Friday female dance party. Yeah, in case people are stuck. Like, ooh, which female should I get? We got you covered. So there's that. Here are these rats. And they're at the supermarket.

Or, as I would call it, the grocery store. But here you go. Pick the tomatoes. And all of a sudden you see a big old red just ran across. Oh, that's disgusting. So there's a thing of tomatoes and this huge rag. Runs across the top of it, right? I won't buy any more tomatoes here.

Oh, no. That's not good. I'm glad I didn't buy those today. Can I tell you something? Here's the thing about, I don't know. Rodents? No, no, no. Natural things.

Okay. Don't you want your tomatoes to be as natural as possible? Yes. You know what happens in nature? Animals get in there, bugs, trapped. Oh. Like, do you want your tomatoes to come from a science lab where all creatures great and small,

all of God's creatures, not around? No. You do not. So what? There's a rat that runs across one of them occasionally. Yeah. Give me a rat. What was a squirrel?

Two. Right. Why are we hating on rats all sudden? Rat to Tuwi. Yeah. Rat to tui. Nah, I'm going to go with rat free tomatoes. Oh, you're probably eating little rat feet in your...

Stop it. Stop it. Yeah. There's rats, bugs, it's nature. And you know, nature doesn't scare me when it's with nature. Yeah, because it's with it. See, that's why I eat man-made stuff, like cheeseburgers and stuff. What?

Pizza. There are no rats around pizza. I'm done. Y'all worked at a restaurant. Oh, stop it. There were lots of rats and lots of bugs because when you have places that are warm and wet, you have things that go to warm wet. And so the...

Especially like peanut butter. The Food Patrol got called on them and they were investigated and whatever. But food patrols, food patrols, When the control comes anytime. At restaurants, you just have no idea. It's hot and it's damp. So you get all kinds of creatures. Roaches.

Lots of god's creatures, great and small. Yeah. I guess so. Tomatoes or rats. If you saw it, would you still get the tomato? Yes. Yes. Are you lying?

She's so lying. She's so lying. You like organic. It gets no more organic than that. I will wash the tomatoes. Oh, yeah. Lachbox. Wow, I don't care about a rat.

Rats are everywhere. We all got rats. Me either. I'd rather get a rat. running across it and watch some grubby human touch it for a while and put it back down. Yeah. That happens a lot. Yeah.

I do that. That's disgusting. Like, we're forgetting what disgusting really is. By the way, speaking of food, Eddie is supposedly super cranky now. Yeah. It's called hangary. Well, apparently you snapped at lunchbox yesterday. I guess.

He says I did. What happened? Okay, so I had done a video and I wanted him to edit it, put it together, whatever, because that's what his job is. I say, hey, can you help me with this? He goes, I don't work for you. I didn't like his tone. And I'm like.

It was a reaction I'm like I understand You're on bone broth And that's all you're eating or drinking I don't work for you Okay I'm sorry lunch I'm sorry

I was like That's not the proper protocol anyway Well what is it To go I mean if Eddie wants to do it That's not but fine But usually it goes to Morgan And then Morgan

Because you can have him doing anything Who knows what you're going to have him doing No it's for the show I don't email Morgan to tell him to do it a video? That's crazy. Or he does that. Yeah. Sorry. Sorry. Get your bones on this is a bobby-mone show.

Hey. So this guy wants to teach you about black widows and he's like, they're safe. And so I'm going to hold one. Oh, no. And we're going to see if it bites me. This is not going to end well. Are you serious? I'm serious. Is he used to working with them? Yeah. Here you go.

She's actually spun a little thread of web. Like, she's becoming secure to me. I thought she was about to bite. Now, one thing most people don't realize about the Black Widow spider is that if it does inflict a bite, that bite is oftentimes just a warning, and they aren't actually injecting as much venom as they would into, say, a prey item. She is just tangling my arms up with Webb, but I can feel it all over me, tangling me up. Kind of makes me a bit nervous.

I'm getting covered in Spider-Web right now. Then? He did not get bit. Really? What? I'm shocked. I was waiting. I know you were.

I thought he was going to be talking that, ow! Most of the time, you don't mess with them? They don't mess with you. Humans, animals. You don't mess with them? Nature, you don't mess with you. You're right. I put that black wood on my hand is going to bite me.

Because probably it's scared because you're jumping. And I'd be like, ah! That's what I thought he was going to do. Scream like that? Remember that weatherman with the roaches? And he's like, oh, so high, I'm 30. Ah! Remember when Amy tried to make jingles for the show this morning?

Oh, yeah. that. Yeah. That's not even the one where it's my best one. Nope. Nope. No, that's not the best one. Get your bones on the Bobby Bone Show.

He sounds like the nanny. That's it. That third one could work. If the nanny did our jingles, what's about it? Friend Dresher. Hey, you know what that is right there? Free. You're welcome.

I don't know how much you normally pay, but free. Well, I have this one. Yeah, in case that one gets stale. Okay. All right, about to wrap it up today. Hey, Kristen in Arkansas, how are you? Good, how are you? I'm really good.

Thanks for calling. What's going on? Thanks. Well, I listen to your guys' show every day when I drive back and forth to work, and I'm the first time calling. Yay! Woo! And I've followed you guys and listened to Amy's, a dog. story and her history of, you know, fertility struggles.

And I wanted to call and give you guys some good news. My husband and I have been trying to have a baby for seven and a half years, and we just found out last week that we're expecting in February. Wow. How about that? We're so excited. Holy cow. Yeah.

Well, congratulations. Thank you. I know. We're both good stuff. Yeah. Well, thank you for. sharing that with us. Thank you.

All right. Look at that. Well, now we'll go. Hope you have a nice, sunshine a day. Even if it's raining. Bobbybones.com to see lots stuff from the show. There's a bobbycast with Karen from Little Bigtown.

Go to iTunes and search Bobbycast. I'm here. That's from my house. As always, we appreciate you being here. Tomorrow, it's Female Friday. We encourage you. tomorrow to download a female. I do have an all-female dance party

queued up for tomorrow too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's it. I appreciate you being here on a Thursday. We just super glad you're here any day. All right, have a good one. Bobby Bones. Bobby Bones show.

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