The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby Does Something In His Relationship For The First Time + Is Eddie A ‘Karen’? + Bobby’s Mailbag: Is It Okay To Shame Your Neighbor?

Episode Date: September 9, 2020

Bobby shares something he did in his relationship for the first time ever. Eddie did something in public and we debate if it makes him a ‘Karen’. Plus, Bobby reads an email from a listener who shamed a neighbor online for not picking up their neighbor's dog poop and wants to know if they took it too far. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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and I feel like, man, that's, it's like, it was a pretty cool experience for you, huh? Loved it. Just loved it so much. Didn't love every day. Didn't love the dancing. Didn't love a lot of the fans. Because the hardcore fans of that show don't understand

that it's a competition based on votes. Like there's judges half of it. Aside from that, a lot of the fans were great. It was a really wonderful experience for me because I got to train with a plus professional every day. Although they were just grueling days, 10 hours, 11 hours at a time.

But like Sharna, First of all, it's great, but second of all, she's a world-class dancer. That would be like Mike Trout being like, hey, you want to take some batty practice every day for three months and try to make you a better hitter? You know, that would be like Kyrie Irvin going, hey, come up to Brooklyn. Let's work out for three months straight. Try to make you a better basketball player. So I got to do that. Made a lot of great friends.

Still pretty connected to that show. And yeah, it's a dopey show. meaning they bring people that are pseudo-celebrities. Hey, I know what I am. I'm not a celebrity. You heard everyone say something there? Listen, I know my role. And, you know, you embarrass yourself.

I mean, that show is really made so people that don't know how to dance embarrass themselves on national television in a fun way. What about that live TV experience? You were there for it. Yeah. That's what I remember was pretty cool

As it comes back on Monday Because all this stuff kind of starts racing back to me Before the first episode I was paralyzed with fear Because I just I'd never dance I'd never got my dance right one time The one I did

I did all red suit I did Travis Trit TRO UBLE And I'd never got it right one time And so when I got it right on the show That's when I jumped to hurt my shoulder Fellered a little too hard Yeah yeah that was very dramatic But they put me

Here's the thing about that show too They put the people that are doing the best and like the votes at the top of the hour at the very beginning of the show there are spots that you want on this show you want to be the first dancer first or second dancer

or you want to be at the top of the hour after commercial because everybody's flipping channels because other shows have ended got it. So if it's a two hour show you either want to be first or second or seventh or wherever that next topic

or very last. Now who told you that though or did some of you figure it out while you were there? A couple things that I was told after way after I left the show. One, I'm so curious about programming. I'm curious about

this show. I do things here, tease wise, minutes, segments go certain places because of that. But I was like, hey, why do you put certain dancers? This is once I was gone from the show. And it had to go way up in the hierarchy to get someone to answer this. And they said,

they explained it to me. Wow. You want to be first or second. You want to be top of the second hour because that's when people are flipping channels, when their other show is over. So you want to grab them. or you want to be at the end because they're making people hold you. So my first dance, I was like, fourth. I was in the worst spot you could be because who cares about me, right? Especially in their mind.

They're in Hollywood. They didn't know you. They're, they're, they're, L.A. Hollywood. L.A. La, la land. So here comes this goober from Nashville or from Arkansas or from Austin, all around the same spot anyway, but around, you know, it's kind of, and they're like, well, we'll put

him here. He'll be eliminated first. But after the first episode, you saw me go to very last, episode to us. very last. And I was also told by a high executive after the show that our listeners voted for me so hard. I believe his words were in the finale. I could have taken a dump on stage and just walked off and still won. That's amazing. That's how loyal you are. That's how loyal you guys are. I appreciate that. And I don't know if I really could have, but. You should have done it, Vones. Just try it out. you imagine. All right, he's done. Get him out of here.

But I do, I do, I'm proud of that show because I wasn't supposed to win, and I got a lot better, and I hung in there, and I fought adversity, and we did it as a team. I was proud of myself. I made my friend a bunch of money. Oh, yeah, she guys, you made her some money. Who? Sharnah? No, Rodick.

Oh, because he bet on you. 40 to 1. That's right. And he bet a good amount of money, and I was like, like, and I was like, I was like, hey, why in the world would you bet on me at 40 to 1. And he said, well, I didn't think you would win for sure. He said, but your odds were way better than 40 to. And you seem to pull everything out all the time, even if you're not supposed to. It was a good deal. And yeah, he thought the odds were good on it. And so he bet it

and made a, and then donated it. Sorry, man. I even didn't even think about it. I'm like, there's no way. That's just a waste. Yeah, you didn't believe in him. I didn't. Because remember we would come here and we would say, like, what do you think the odds are? I'm like, dude, I love you, man. You're my boy, but I don't see you winning this thing. Ray, did you bet on me? So I said on the show that I bet on you, but I did not bet. So dumb. A lot of listeners did, though, then I would see them collecting their checks.

They really did, yeah. And they got paid out months later, but they were very, very happy. Which you still haven't been paid for your Donald Trump bet? We're talking to the next couple months. So you think you're going to make how much money on November 3rd election day? $50,000. Dollars. Well, hold on.

Would it be November 3rd? because it's January of 2021 if he, his new term would start. Correct. And then the next one would start. Yes. He doesn't have to win again. No. He's served his four terms.

That was it, the four years. So you bet $1,000 on Donald Trump at 50 to 1 when he was the like five people left on the Republican side. And you still think that you're going to be paid $50,000 in January of 2021. Yeah. He fulfilled his job in office. there you go. Guy out what are you thinking about that?

No, he's not getting that. He's not getting this money. Do you believe it with all your heart? Yeah. What do you think I've been so excited these last couple weeks for? I haven't noticed at all. What do you think? I haven't thought.

Sorry, dude. We didn't notice. We didn't catch that pep in your step. You can't tell it's chipper right? All right. So Amy's not here. You'll hear why in a second. We're going to get going with today's show.

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Dot. EdU. You know, military. Welcome to Wednesday show. Morning studio. Morning. No Amy today.

Now, she's not sick, but one of her kids is. And she had to take her, take him out of school yesterday. And she called. And she said, hey, so-and-so sick. They have cough. They get stomach issues. She said, I don't think it's chronic. of us have corona. She goes, and the kids haven't been around anyone that would have

Corona. I said the kids are at school with a bunch of other kids. She goes, oh yeah, and think about that. Oh, boy. So, she doesn't think that her kid has corona. She does not fill any illness, but I said, hey, just for everybody else on the show, chill at home, get a test. Okay. And we'll see what's up. Maybe she works from home tomorrow. I'm not sure. But, you know, if she comes in and happens to have it and you guys get sick, ah, be so upset. myself. Well, thank you. Yeah. Yeah. It's nice of you. Well, Eddie, you're immune. I'm good till late October they told me. When your antibodies wear off? Yes. Dude, you can just go wild and free. No, I'm not going to go wild and free. You can go licking things. No, I'm not doing that. Just

get on an airplane, breathe it in. Is that Walker like the grocery store without a mask and then be like, hey, I have antibodies. Don't worry about me. Hey, it's all good. All good. All right. You know, I did see a story about how airlines have kicked off hundreds of people. Yeah. And then what happens when they you kicked off, they go on the no-fly list, which it's almost a terrorist list. Yeah. Like you can't get up anywhere, right? More than 700 airline passengers banned in the United States for refusing to wear a mask. Now, I'm not going to go on a mask, tangent here, but I'm going to say, if the rule

that has been set by the airline is to wear a mask, you have to wear a mask because they're a private company. They can say whatever they want. So, God love you if you don't believe in masks. That's on you. That's up to you, that's on you, you handle that in your own business. I'm not here for that right now. But I'm telling you, if that's the rule, stop trying to be wise guy and not wear a mask.

Delta Airlines has been the strictest putting 270 passengers on its no-fly list. That's crazy. United, banned about 150, spirit about 128, Frontier 106, and Hawaiian Airlines 6. Is Southwesterns let everybody run wild and free to? Maybe everyone's just cooperating there. Or They don't care too much I saw a story online

About a guy who was Flying a four-hour flight And he did the math Because he knows if you're eating something You get to keep your mask off Ah, yes So he took a can of Pringles And he took a bite of a chip

Every two and a half minutes Counted the chips And he made it all the way through Without having to wear a mask That's funny The only times he had to put it on Was one to go to the bathroom And then to stand up

And pick out his luggage And his thing that wasn't that he was an anti-masker, but it was that, all right, these rules are so dumb. It is pretty dumb that you can take your mask off to eat, but you're in the same place that you are, that you have to keep it on. Well, on that one, you have to wear your mask just to walk in the restaurant.

Correct. But as soon as you get about 12 inches lower in a chair, apparently Corona is only high. It makes no sense. But again, there's so much not known about it. And Eddie, you've experienced it. I have, man. I've been.

through both sides of it. Didn't have it at first. Then I had it. Now I guess I still have it. In the end of it? Yeah. All right. No way, Amy today.

We're hoping she's going to be okay. All right. This is Chrissy from Rancho, Cucamongo, California. Hey, Bobby. Hope you're doing well. I want to know what your guys' favorite 90s country song is. Just curious. And by the way, Amy, love your style.

All right, we'll tell her. She's not here. She's out with possible corona. But we'll tell her. Favorite 90s country song. top three list. Coming in at number three on Bobby's favorite 90s country list. My first ever concert, Diamond Rio, meet in the middle. It's tough to go down and find your favorite, though. It's hard, man. Even to make a top three list for me. So I was maybe 12 or 13 years old.

Church took us to Magic Springs theme park to watch Diamond Rio, my first ever concert. Had terrible seats. At number two is a song from Brooks and Dunn. called Neon Moon Oh. I spin most temper beneath the light of a neon moon. What's funny is

talking with Ronnie Dunn, the lead singer of that song. He says, so many people have that as their wedding song, their first dance, or, and he's like,

that's a sad song about somebody being alone. Yeah. Being alone in a bar and a neon moon above them. He said, I don't think some people listen to the words.

They just kind of listen to it's a slow dance and they probably slow dance to him and fell in love. That's a lonely song. And finally, my number one 90s country song

is from Garth Brooks if tomorrow never comes. That was my first exposure to Garth. Yeah. Just that song and that record. And so I still have that.

You know, Amy would say George Strait and she may say Amarillo by morning but that might be late 80s. Oh gosh, you're right. That's not 90s. Yeah.

So she'd probably go like check yes or no or something. Or I bet the fireman I bet that's 80s too, huh? I was going to go to Fireman. Yeah. Amarillo by morning, 19882.

Dang. And then George Strait, the Fireman, which I thought Amy may have guessed too, is 1984. Wow, man. He's putting out the jams way back in the day.

Eddie, what's your favorite 90s song? God, dude, this was hard. But you know what? And I loved Garth. Garth was my favorite artist in the 90s. Huge fan. But I have to pick one now.

When this comes on, it's my jam, and it's at the cusp of 1990 and 2000s, but it's something like that, Tim McGraw. Really? This is my jam. I don't hear 90s Tim McGraw on this. Really?

Like, I know it is, but I think 90s, Tim McGraw, Indian Outlaw, and don't take the girl. I had to double check. I'm like, is this 90s? Because to me, when this comes on, it screams 90s to me, and I love it. Yeah, okay. Turn it up a little bit. It is a jam. Come on.

Come on. Down to New Orleans. All right, Luxbox, what's your favorite 90s country song? Oh, man, this is easy. This is to all the haters that didn't think I was going to go anywhere in the world. And it's how do you like me now? Toby Keith. Oh, no.

Now that I'm on my way, you still think I'm crazy. Standing here today. There you go. To all the haters. 99, too. Whoa, somebody questioning them? Yeah, well, I was wondering. I'm like, what was this?

What year? 1999. There's another hater in Lunchbox. And you got it right. How did you like me now? Exactly. I wasn't hating. Morgan, what's your favorite 90s song?

But you were born in... I was born in 93. Okay. But I do listen to a lot of 90s country music, but really anything, Shania Twain. I am a huge Shania fan, but favorite of all the time is man, I feel like a woman. Ray, do you have one?

Yeah, this is one that everybody always sang at the talent shows, usually the girls, but it seemed like all the 90s, it was achy, breaky heart, Billy Ray Cyrus. All the girls sang this? I thought it's going to go strawberry one. wine, which was up there. Yeah, that is, you too.

And so I was like, you know what, I kind of like this song. So I think I heard it that many times in the 90s that I ended up being fine with it. If I'm going to speak for Amy, I'm going to do this song from George Strait from 1990. And I came home from school. I got to sit home from school one day with a shineer on my eye. Yeah, dude, yeah, yeah, yeah. Turn it up a little bit, right?

I was against the rules and it didn't matter why. When Dad got home, I told that story just like I'd rehearsed. Then stood there on those trembling knees and waited for the worst. And he said, let me tell you a secret about a father's love. A secret that my daddy said was just between us. He said daddies don't just love their children every now and then. It's a love without end, David I got chills.

That's a great one. I don't know that she would have picked down one of our shirt. We can ask her when she comes back, but that was the one. That or 1992, I crossed my heart. Oh, pure country? Come on.

I know. Yeah, it's tough. That's to do with George Strait because he's got so many. Blue Clear Sky, 1996. She does like that one. That's a fun one. Give me some blue clear sky,

Ray Mundo from George Strait. Because this is a jam, too. I can still make Cheyenne. Oh, that's good. That's great. Joy's straight coming out, Jay. Here we go. All the country, all the time.

That's right. We are the wolf, the bull. The moose. All right. 84.7. Here we go with some George Street. You swear you had enough. You're ready to give up on that little lie they call love.

And out of the blue clear sky. Falling right into love. your hand Like rain on the desert sand It's the last thing you had planned Then out of the blue clear sky

Come on, sing it by us Walking, talking true love Saying I've been looking for You know All right Those are our favorite 90s songs That was not easy, by the way Pick a favorite 90s.

There's so many good ones I know, 1999 George Strait write this down Great one. Like I was like, do I go Mark Chestnut? Do I go Joe Diffy? I know. I struggle with Diffy a little bit. But again, probably you have to have the jukebox. One of my favorites, too.

Sammy Kershaw. Do we have to play something 90s now, though? Should we? We've done a whole segment on it. Eddie, what's a food that you hate? Just hate. Olives. Okay. Lunchbox, what's a food that you hate?

Broccoli. Okay. Morgan, what's a food that you hate? Steak. Yeah, but you just wouldn't eat it. Like, you're a vegetarian. But I've tried his bat. I hate it.

But what is something that you just do not like, but you would possibly eat? Celery. There's no taste in celery. It's just gross. The texture, it's weird. Ramundo, you? We're going to have to go with tomatoes. Okay.

And I would go with peanut butter. Hate peanut butter. So what we're going to do tomorrow, keep notes. We're going to bring all this in. No, no, no. No, no. Oh, no. And we're all going to try what we hate.

I've never had a bite of peanut butter in my life. Oh, no. I hate the smell of it. I hate the taste of it, except I never tasted it. But I will try a small spoonful of peanut butter on the show tomorrow. This is not good.

Everyone has to try what they just said they hated on the show live tomorrow in a pretty substantial bite. We should have lied. I haven't. But you didn't know why. That's the thing. No idea.

M&Ms. I hate M&M's. I hate donuts. Especially from Dunkin. Okay. Everybody good? Yeah. Mike, did you have the list there?

I have peanut butter, olives, lunchbox hates broccoli. I haven't had broccoli since I was 10. Morgan hates celery. And then Ray hates tomatoes. Maybe our taste buds have changed. Possibly.

Because I can eat all the stuff that you guys like. Who likes peanut butter? I love it. I'll eat your peanut butter. That's what I'm saying. So we'll do that on tomorrow's show. That'll be fun, huh? Yeah, I guess.

We'll do it like. Also go back and check out the podcast from yesterday's show where Clay Walker was in and he played. He just played parts of five different songs. It was amazing. So check out the podcast. Rarely do we get to put music up in the podcast. But Clay Walker is up if you want to check it out. I read an article that guys are sabotaging online reviews of women's shows so they don't have to watch them.

Oh, that's funny. Because then they'll all go and put bad reviews. And if they look and they're like, oh, this is getting 26% of rotten tomatoes. It's funny. Which makes the girl go, you know what, you're right. Maybe we don't watch that. Some number crunchers behind the scenes of online streaming services have figured out that men are sabotaging the online reviews. Researchers have seen an increase in online male reviews for sex in the city,

Graze Anatomy, keeping up with the Kardashians, and not positive reviews, just reviews from men. There's also been an increase in men reviewing movies aimed at women, the Lifetime movies, the Hallmark movies, ID Channel movies. what's the thing that your girl makes you watch your wife or your girlfriend that you would rather not have to and I'll go first she'll flip on Bravo sometimes I don't mind housewives and some of the housewives actually like to watch New York's fine with me

the Beverly Hills ones they just dress up too they're too extreme in their interview segments but then below deck sometimes that'll be on Bravo. Do you like that? No okay no do you watch below deck on this show? I got to Sometimes it's fun. That's a decent show. Not for me. I'd review that one bad.

Eddie? Oh, mine's my wife likes to watch those home and garden shows, like the house hunters. I'm over that crap. They just go through the whole house and then the couple discuss what they like and don't like about. It's like, why are we? It's like, not even our house. Why are we going through this pain? Lunchbox? I wish I could say Project Runway, but I've become a fan.

So I'm going to say, love it or list it? It's where they have the house and they want to sell it, but they have. If these two people come in and they remodel it, and if they still don't like it, they list it. But if they love it, they stay at their house. So dumb. So stupid. There are a lot of house shows, huh? Yeah, lots of them.

They're all terrible. Ray Mundo. Wives with knives. Because I've never even heard of these shows. I've never heard of that one. It's on the ID channel and it's usually on the Saturday morning when I'm just trying to relax. And it's about women that tried to kill their dudes. And they interview the women, some of them in jail.

They reenact some of it. It's bloody and these women do have knives and they go after their dudes. There was a story I saw about a hitman where this woman, as a birthday present to herself, tried to hire a hitman to kill her husband's mistress. Oh my goodness. And she did it on her birthday. Wow. That was her birthday wish?

As a birthday present to herself. Wow. Women are crazy, man. A woman in Florida tried to hire a hitman to kill her husband's mistress and she wanted the job done before the 26th of the month because that was their birthday. And this was a birthday gift to herself. Yeah, yeah. but the hitman turned out to be an undercover cop

and she was arrested on two felony charges. She offered $2,000 for the job. Boy, if there's someone working that cheap, you got to question either they're not going to do that good a job or they're just going to run off with the money. Or two, it's a cop. Yeah.

Like a hitman is something you need to save up for for a long time and make sure you get a good one. It's like a refrigerator or car tires. Sucks to buy it. It does. But get the good one. But if you don't get the good one, you're not going to get a good result from it. And how do you find a hitman?

Where do you go? Google? Well, I remember somebody, created that fake site like hitman for hire.com is a joke. Oh gosh. And then someone actually used it to try to hire a hitman. That's terrible. Hey Mike D. Will you Google? How do I hire a hitman?

Hard pass. Are you Googling it? Yeah, I'm not scared of that. They come kicking in the door. Here they come. Oh, here. First one that comes up, hire a killer. Hire a hitman. Hire an assassin. Russian. Hitman. Oh, no. I'm not going to go to that. But what are you clicking?

Click. Whatever's Russian. Click it. It's a, oh no, that sounds like a weird website. And it says, can you really hire a hitman on the dark web? That's from New York Post. Oh, that's where you get one probably. Oh, hire a hitman full list of hitman services. Hire a hitman. W.

He should call one up. That's for prices. No, no, no, no, no. Oh, okay, okay. Just prices, inquiring. What about, oh, um, Susie's list or whatever it's called? Oh, Angie's list. Angie's, Angie's.

All right. Anyway, guys are sabotaging shows, and I thought that was hilarious. That's funny. The latest from Nashville and Hollywood. Morgan number two's 30 Second Skinny. Thomas Wrette shared another new song on his Instagram. It's called That'll Be Us Someday. Right now it feels like forever, I guess a million miles away. But I can't see us together.

My love, that'll be us someday. Brad Paisley described what his post-pandemic driving concerts would look like. When this is all over, I'd like to do it without their restrictions. I would love to celebrate by doing the biggest driving thing you can imagine, but you can go say hi to the other cars. Somebody can come through and wait on you with refreshments as opposed to having to bring your own or whatever. We could sell concessions.

That would be nice. We didn't even do that. Tyler Hubbard of Florida Georgia Line talked about a job. before he became a singer. I polished silverware at Maggiano's for like seven months probably in hopes to just be a server there. And I love Maggianos, and it was definitely an experience that I'll never forget. But I am definitely thankful for everything I learned there

and polishing silverware and talking about learning patience and all that. But definitely something I'm grateful to have moved on from. I'm Morgan number two. That's your skinny. It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Workers at an animal shelter in Lawrenceville, Georgia, threw a special birthday party for a dog named Brownie to celebrate his second birthday

and also to help him get adopted. Brownie got to relax in a pool full of water, chased some tennis balls. He also got special cake and homemade treats, and at the end of the party, got his very own photo shoot, during which he was joined by some friends. The hope is that these birthday party pictures

make people go, let's adopt those dogs, especially Brownie. Nobody's adopted Brownie yet. This story is from WMAZ TV. So let's go. Let's go Brownie, Lawrenceville, Georgia. Let's get you adopted. That's what it's all about.

That was Tell Me Something Good. Bobid Bones Show. Bonehead. Story of the day. This story comes to us from Kentucky. A man had a suspended driver's license, had no license plate, and he's like, but I got to go run some errands.

He got a piece of paper, some magic marker, drew a license plate, put it on the car. As he was running his errands, cop saw him, pulled him over, and bust them for a fake license plate and driving on a suspended license. I wonder what the move would be there. If you got to get out, do you fake, draw one?

Do you not put one on? I mean, you look at those temp ones. They look pretty easy to make, right? Do you just write dealer tags or something? I'd just steal one from another car. Oh, see? We don't have the criminal mind to think about that. Okay, there you go.

I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead Story of the Day. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon. University, an affordable, private, non-profit Christian University based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. They say higher education is outdated, irrelevant. Well, GCU doesn't settle for the status quo. They shatter it. At GCU, academically rigorous, industry-driven programs are built to move at the speed of relevance,

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Let's play a round of riddle me this. It's a kid's riddle game. All you have to do is get the riddle right. Lunchbox, Eddie, Morgan, no Amy today. Oh, come on. I'm going to give you five riddles. Write your answers down. We do it a little different today.

All right. Riddle number one and you'll have 15 seconds after I read the end of the riddle. What has a face and two hands? but no arms or legs What has a face and two hands But no arms or legs Clock starts now

Five seconds Time is up Lunchbox What has a face and two hands But no arms or legs Clock Eddie? I have a clock

Morgan You're all correct One point in All right question two Riddle me this What belongs to you But others choose it more than you What belongs to you, but others use it more than you do.

Clock starts now. What belongs to you, but others use it more than you do. Riddle me this lunchbox, I need to answer. Yeah, your name. Correct. Eddie. I have your name. Morgan.

I have your phone. That's funny. Or your phone number. I love to have a phone number, but as a kid. Yeah, that's a good one too. All right. Riddle number three. It flies around all day but never goes anywhere.

What is it? It flies around all day but never goes anywhere. What is it? It'll only this. You have 15 seconds to think about it. All right guys. Need an answer now. Lunchbox.

It flies around all day but never goes anywhere. What is it? I put time. Incorrect. Eddie. I put time. Incorrect. Morgan to tie it back up.

I put air. No. A flag. It flies all day. A flag. That does make sense when you say it like that. But time flies. It air flies too.

Here we go. When the water comes down, when it rains, I go up. What am I? When the water comes down when it rains, I go up. What am I? Say it one more time. When the water comes down, when it rains, I go up. What am I?

When the water comes down, when it rains, I go up. What am I? All right, time. Lunchbox? Steam. Steam. Incorrect. Scientifically.

Eddie. Umbrella. Correct. Yeah. Morgan. Yeah, I didn't have that. Precipitation. Precipitation numbers.

Last one, guys. You're going to win this. Last one, guys. Let's see. Hang, I'm disappointed myself. I should have got that one. What ship has two mates, but no captain? What ship has two mates, but no captain.

Riddle me this. 10 seconds left. I might just be in the right headspace today. What ship you have to be for this? Yes, you do. What ship has two mates, but no captain. All right, lunchbox? Chess.

Incorrect. Morgan? Morgan? I ain't got nothing. Eddie? Man, I'm telling you, it just came right away. Relationship.

That's correct. It's crazy. Two mates, but no, yeah, two mates, but no capped in a relationship. There he is. Eddie wins.

Nice job, man. I think he won two riddles. Riddles me, this is a little girl. Hey, I'll take it. I'm usually not very good of this game. That is great.

All right, nice job. Nice job. Thank you. Before I get over to this mailbag, I just got a text. Because what happens when I go do this, TV show is they send a car to get me to make sure I'm not late. I'm not late to anything,

but they're like, we're going to send a car and make sure you're at the airport on time and make sure you get home on time. And I was like, you know, I don't need a car. I'll be fine. I can drive myself. And I get everywhere on time for sure. But, you know, they insist. I'm not going to argue too much. So here you go. I just got this text.

I just got a call that your driver on August 30th tested positive for COVID. Oh my gosh. Oh. I think you've been tested several times since then. They just wanted to let you. you know they found out over the weekend. Oh, the 30th?

Today's the 9th. Yeah. So by now I'd probably have a symptom. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think you escape that one. Amy's not here today because one of our kids is sick. Oh, yeah, yeah. With a cough. Did you ever have stomach issues? No. Never had stomach issues. So, but yeah, how about that? They're like, take a car. Dang, man.

Isn't that crazy knowing that now? Like, knowing that you were in that same car with that dude? I had a mask on. He got a mask on. Okay. So that's, I mean, that probably helped. I would think, it at least helped me admit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, let's open up the mailbag.

Bobby's mailbag. Hello, Bobby. I recently caught a neighbor who did not clean up after her two dogs on my security camera. And it's not the first time this has happened. But this time, I actually have proof of it, so I decided to shame this woman.

I took a screen grab from my security footage and posted pictures with her face on them on the neighborhood Facebook page. Needless to say, she was quite upset post. After I said no, she made her own post with a picture of my house in the group along with a rude paragraph detailing the incident to make me look like a bad guy for posting her face. I now feel like I'm being shamed for shaming the person who doesn't clean up after her dogs.

I don't think I'm completely in the wrong here, but I didn't mean to create all this drama in my neighborhood. I just thought she should be called out. Was it too far wanted to get your thoughts if I should apologize, Stephen Kay? That's pretty funny, huh? Funny. Here are my thoughts before I play some voicemails back. My thoughts are, if it's on your security footage and it happened in your yard and you want to post it, you can. But she has every right to be ticked at you for putting your face up. I probably would have.

What? Posted her picture? If over and over again, her dogs are pooping in my yard and I'm like, you got to stop that. And it's not, I might have done it. But you also have to face the repercussions. But I probably, me, I probably wouldn't go apologize. I'd be like, hey, tell you dogs not poop in the yard. It's a learning moment for us both.

What would you do, Eddie? Look, man, I just whatever happened old-fashioned, like, all right, I busted you. Look, face-to-face, here's the footage. Your dog keeps pooping the yard. Stop. Stop, or we're going to have some problems. This guy went straight to the Facebook page. I think it's a little too far.

For what? She's not hurting anyone. I think... If someone was dropping litter in your yard, every day and just throwing garbage in your yard? I would wait outside and then when he walked up to throw litter be like, all right, that's it. You and me, mono, umano. No, you wouldn't. First of all, who knows if you're waiting outside at the right time?

They can by 23 and a half other hours of the day. But what's the Facebook page going to do? Make her stop. I guarantee you that dog will not poop in that yard again. I guarantee you. They will be no poop coming out of that dog's butt in her yard. I don't know. All the shaming is for a reason. Like, shame, shame, shame you. I'm going to shame you. They're just doing the same thing to each other. Let's just settle at one on one.

Lunchbox. A lady with the camera needs to get over herself. She is so rude and unnecessary. It's a guy with the camera. What a same difference. Listen, the dog poops. That's what happens. When you take your dog for a walk, it poops.

It happens. Sorry, it happens in your yard, but no need to go put them on Facebook. Now, I mean, it's just going to start a war. What they say, two wrongs don't make a right. Oh, good one. I don't think this was a wrong. Oh, come on. Dude, I never think.

It happened and hurt. You don't clean up after your dogs. I know. And one time, I was walking the dogs, and they pooped in someone's yard. and by the time I got back around the neighborhood, someone had picked it up and put it on my doorstep. Like, what does that do? Love it.

They should do that. Don't be pooping at people's yards. People are so annoying. Here is Jennifer from North Carolina. If it's in your yard, yes, it's not. I'd say not worry about it. I love y'all. I have a good wish.

That wasn't a yard, so. You don't worry about it. All right, here's one more. Hey, Bobby, on the dog poop. Great idea. I think every month. should be posted on social media that does not pick up after their dogs.

It's crazy. Stop that. Stop everyone. It happened in her yard. Her cameras caught it. There you go. You imagine how polluted the internet would be with a bunch of pictures of dogs pooping in people's yards for no reason.

I don't know that person. We'll put this up on Facebook and you guys can answer the question. Was this okay? Just go to a Bobby Vone show on Facebook. We'll post it up there right now. Here's Amy's pile of stories. Man, I love cereal. It's one of my favorite things in the whole world.

I love cereal. I love smoothies. I love soup. If I could eat those every day, I'd just be happy. There's a new cereal, the oatmeal cream pie cereal, which I used to love oatmeal cream pies. Back in the day, I'd save up, and I'd buy a box, and I'd buy a few boxes at once. Don't get me wrong. I didn't save up all for that one box.

I'd get this, I would get star crunches. Oh, those are so good. And then I would get marshmallow pies. Yes. And so I would get those three, and then I'd have them for like a week. It was amazing. but the oatmeal cream pie cereal is about to launch. So imagine your oatmeal cream pie but in a cereal.

And you can 399 or 569 for the big old box. They hit stores in December. How does that sound to you, Eddie? It sounds good. I'll try it. It doesn't sound amazing. I don't love oatmeal pies. You didn't love oatmeal pies?

No. What was your favorite little Debbie? Don't say nutter butters because you'll get kicked out of the room. No, I would say the ho-hoes or the little like... The Swiss rolls? The Swiss rolls. Yes. Get the name right.

Yes. Swiss rolls. My grandma, you see Swiss rolls. So good. That was hers. You and my grandma have a lot in common. No, we don't. Same age.

There's a candy factory that's basically doing something Willy Wonka style. They're giving away golden tickets to tour the factory. The creator of Jelly Belly is giving away a candy factory, Willie Wonka style. So I was like, all right, I'm quitting, I'm done, I'm retiring. So he's holding a contest where people can search for necklaces hidden in each state. And the 50 winners will be entered into a drawing to actually win the candy factory. But what kind of taxes you got to pay on that thing?

The upkeep. That's what you think about. Yeah. How much to pay everybody to keep working because I want anyone losing their job. Like, do I even want the candy factory? Yeah. A guy named David Klein is the founder of jelly bean. Jelly belly jelly beans.

I don't even love jelly beans. Jelly belly, those are the ones that kind of have a lot of cool flavors. Well, so here's how the contest works. He's gone to all 50 states, and he's his head. in a special necklace in each state for $50 at the goldticket.com sounds like the golden ticket

the gold ticket. Pretty close. You can get a ticket to a scavenger hunt for the necklace in your estate. And if you find it, you get $5,000 you get a tour and then you're in the drawing to win the factory. But when you're in the tour though is that dude going to come up in the middle of like

Slugworth and kind of ask you to steal a secret thing from there? Eddie, I don't know that. I've seen that movie in so long. I don't even get the reference. I know the girl ended up purple and floating out. Yeah, violet. That's about it. Finally, Cain Brown and Caitlin will get organized with the Home Edit on Netflix.

So the Home Edits organizing company. It's two women. I know them. They've organized my closet before, which is really, really cool. But Netflix is doing a series on them, and Cain Brown and Caitlin will be part of that. So it's up today. I think this is up today. So you can check it out.

And they did the pantry as part of the reorganization. Anything new on Netflix you're watching? New, no. What did I see that was on there? No, nothing new. I watched, I started last chance to use season three, Independence, Kansas. That coach is funny.

Really? Well, he was a quarterback in Compton. He's like this fat white guy, and he's got a bad mouth. I don't know, he's just funny. They called him like Eminem. The other guys are like he was the Eminem of our team. That's funny.

I like that. But now he's an adult and he's coaching in Independence, Kansas. Okay. And that's a couple years old at this point, but I'm getting into the last chance of you. And so is Caitlin, by the way. That's why we watch it. We both like it. All right, that's your pile.

Thank you very much. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news. With producer Eddie. Yeah, home there's something good. Marcus Holly, he lives in Omaha, Nebraska, and he's got three kids. And during the quarantine, learn at home kind of thing, he started figuring out that his kids need desks to do schoolwork.

So he went and bought supplies and he made little desks for them. He said, you know what, this is a little easier than I thought. So I'm going to start doing this for other people that need that. So he put the word out. He started making desks for people, charging them the limited amount of money that needed just for the supplies. He said, man, this feels good. I'm helping people and I can do this. So now he's continuing to do it, but it started to get a little expensive.

He got an anonymous donation of $1,000 from someone that said, hey, keep doing what you're doing. Oh, man, that's great. Yeah, so he's still doing it. He's got to go fund me. and he says, quote, I feel like you just haven't lived until you've helped somebody. And I totally feel that. That's amazing. There you go.

That's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, non-profit Christian University based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. They say higher education is outdated, irrelevant. Well, GCU doesn't settle for the status quo. They shatter it. At GCU, academically.

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APUS. Dot E.D.U. slash military. Amy's not here today. So, instead of one of us doing the morning corny and her place, all three of us are going to do it. The morning corny. Of first, Eddie. All right, Bobby, I think Amy would want me to do this.

Bobby, do you need an arc? No. Just say, do I need an arc? I'm totally thrown off. I'm used to be an army. Do I need an arc? I know a guy. So stupid.

I don't even think you delivered it right. Oh, wow. It's a Noah. That's not a repeater win. Oh, okay. So you just say no, and then I say I know a guy? I don't know. Just go.

Next person, voice. All right. Next up will be lunchbox. The Morning Corny. Why do ducks have tail feathers? Why do ducks have tail feathers? To cover their butt quacks. All right.

Shout out, that's for you, Amy. And then finally. The morning corny. Why do melons have weddings? Why do melons have weddings? Because they can't elope. Okay. See, Amy, we'll always remember you.

Yeah, Amy. That's for you, baby. It's in your honor. Morning, Corny. He's alive. That was terrible. Got a lot of feedback about you pushing your kid off the boat over the weekend. Is that right?

So Eddie has a seven-year-old who did not want to jump off the top level of the boat, so Eddie just pushed him off. Yeah. And so lunchbox went around, first of all, and talked to people about this. All right, here's the first clip. Good parenting, I guess. Why? He did it out of love, and he didn't hurt him. I guess his good parenting.

Yeah, he did. He didn't out of love. He wanted him to show him how fun it was. Yeah, good parenting. Because it's like he didn't make fun of him after doing it. He didn't tease him. He didn't treat him bad. So good parenting. All right. Thank you so much. Have a wonderful day. You're welcome. You have a good one too. And he did have a life jacket on him. Well, yes. Yeah, he's safe. All right. Bad. Why?

The baby didn't want to get in the water. He's in pressure him getting in the water. But after that, the kid loved the water. Oh, no. She'll still have him do it on his own. Okay. So bad parent. Yeah. So if you got to say something to them, what should I tell them? Don't do that no, Moe. Okay.

What did most listeners say to you about that? I got a lot of both, you know, a little half and half of like, that's a great parenting, teach him a lesson, and then that's terrible. Here's one more. Yeah, because he ended up loving it. After that, he did it all the time. That's his beard. And here's some voicemails.

This is Becky from Kernerville, North Carolina. I pushed, well, my ex-boyfriend pushed my son off the boat and his finger got. lodged in the little door, and so he doesn't have but a little tiny nub. So I don't know if I'd ever do that again. Well, that's a whole different situation. Your ex-boyfriend sounds like a goober. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, here's this one.

Hey, Bobby, Eddie's kid ought to be lucky. Had it been my father, he'd have thrown me in a second time. But that's the way it goes. It's a learning lesson. All right, one more. When I was a kid, we went to summer camp. The counselors threw us in the lake if we did not want to go swimming. So I don't think that that's bad parenting

Because if a counselor can do it And I turn that okay I think he'll be all right Thanks, bye Looking at the percentages online On the show That's about 554545 good parent All right, good, good

I got the majority But your son ended up liking it Would he jump off now? Look man I still even asked him last night Hey are you still mad at me When I push out the buddy He goes, no, I'm not mad at you That was fun

All right All right, here's a call Bobby It's like 10 p.m. them right now, but I just saw your story on Instagram that you told Caitlin that you love her. I hope you talk about it tomorrow.

Did you see that, Eddie? I missed it. Whoa. I missed it. Is this real? It is. Well, if you're new to the show, I'd never told anybody that ever. My whole life. Wow. But it didn't just happen. It happened weeks ago.

Amy knows already. I wish she was here to talk about this because it feels weird just talk about it with a couple of dudes. Tell us more, bones. I was like, hey, right, Eddie, lunchbox. Get down on the news. Can he and say it? No, no, no.

But, yeah, that's... Wait, can you talk a little bit about how you got to that point? You know, like... Yeah, I can tell you that... Yeah, yeah. I was finding every way to say it without actually saying it. Like, and I would say all kinds of things. Like what?

You mean the world to me. I'm absolutely crazy about you. I would just say everything except it. When I really meant it, for me, it was just... Just shade the word. I could get my mouth. I couldn't... I just couldn't...

get it to come out of my mouth because, again, that was never said to me as a kid. I've never said it in that way to a human ever. I've joked around and been like, ah, I love you, man. But I've never said that to anyone, no girlfriends, no, no anything. And so, for me, you get in a man, it was tough. But yeah, it was weeks ago. And what was the scenario? We were just watching TV.

Oh, that's it. Because I didn't want it to be at a big moment where I was just like yelling it or saying it because we were in the middle of something cool. I wanted it to be grounded. I love you. And that's what it was. And so it was very just normal times, wasn't influenced by any big factor. And that's it. But listen, this relationship is so much different than every other relationship I've ever had. In what way? In every way. Like the other ones were like elementary school and I'm in college now. Like those other ones, they just, you know how you look back at high school? school relationships?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you're like, eh, those don't really mean anything. That's what the every other relationship feels like at this point. So, finally I had to just go, all right. And then someone had to ask this on our Instagram story. We were doing a Q&A on my Instagram.

And they were like, and I was like, I'm just going to say it. So I did. I said, yeah, yeah. And then people lit up. Wait, wait, what was her reaction? She fell off the couch. She started crying. No, no, no.

She said, I love you too, duh. It was pretty simple like that, like, pretty like, oh, I love you. Okay, cool. She was just waiting for me to say it. I already knew it, by the way. I just hadn't said it. And so she wasn't going to say it first because she knows my history. Oh, yeah, yeah.

So how was her reaction, though? Was she just kind of, no big deal? No, it was a big deal. Of course it was a big deal. But it was great. It wasn't, we didn't throw a party or we didn't cry. Okay, but did you afterwards? Stop.

No. So, yeah, that was it. Ray, how do you feel about that? Did you know? Yeah, I saw it. I didn't know that you guys had said that, but I saw the Instagram story, and that just sounded like a very genuine moment. You guys were being honest. It recently happened, and you did finally say it. Yeah. I wonder if she had told your girlfriend yet.

But that's not something my fiancee would tell me. You guys don't have the rule where there are no secrets? Well, I don't deal with chick talk. Me either. I'm the same way. Chick-talk. She has her little girly-early talk. I'm like, you know, I'm good. I don't need to know any gossip. I'm fine. Amy knew

because I think Amy had been telling her for a long time because her and Amy were really close and Amy was like you know he loves you relax or whatever their talk was and so she went and told Amy almost immediately and I was like at least let me tell Amy Amy my best friend for years

so yeah yeah Hey that's cool man it's pretty cool it's a big that's a big deal in your life yeah in my life it is I think most other 12 year olds no listen I just grew up a different way than most people But yes, it was a massive deal And, you know, this is just

A completely different level of anything else Nothing else even feels real except for this So, yeah, thank you for that voicemail. Here is a voicemail. Morning studio, my fiancee and I. Yeah, that's a tough question game. We can play in a second. Never going to get it.

Remember this? We play this, and then I'd ask you a really hard question. Yes. And most of the times we wouldn't get it. You'd have until the break to get it. And then I would go, you'll never get it. And you never would really. Yeah.

All right, you ask for it. Here you go. It's going to be a tough question. About one in six drivers have one of these in their car right now, although they probably shouldn't. About one and six drivers have one of these in their car right now, although they probably shouldn't. What is it?

Think about it. I'll tell you what, if you get it right, I'll give you $20. Oh, my God. What they shouldn't happen. I think that's all I have in my wallet. Up for great. grabs, 20 Benjys. Nice. All right, one and six drivers

have one of these in their car right now, although they probably shouldn't. What is it? The question, in our segment we call Never Gonna Get It, was about one in six drivers, have one of these in their car right now, although they probably shouldn't. What is it? Let's go around the room here.

Eddie? My first thought was open beer can, but it's too early for that right now. So I'm going to go with an expired license plate. Incorrect, never going to get it. Morgan, what do you think it is? Well, I was going to say alcohol, too. He didn't say that, though.

I know. I think I'm going to go with alcohol. Incorrect. One of six. That'd be terrible. Lunchbox, about one in six drivers have one of these in their car right now. And they shouldn't have it, which makes it sound illegal. but maybe they don't need it because it's not raining outside, so it's an umbrella.

Oh, well. What, they shouldn't have it? Well, I don't know. Interesting. Okay. Incorrect. And finally, Ray Mundo for $20. Go ahead.

A picture of an X. Yeah. It's not right either. I'm going to humor that with the drama of waiting to see. Is it? Ray, you're on to something with that picture on the spedominer. What is it? How people put that picture.

up there and you can't see how fast you're going. No, not one and six drivers are in ninth grade. An unrestrained kid. We get our first car, we put up a girl. It's a lit warning light on the dashboard. Oh, yeah. They have that in their car. So, nobody makes $20.

Can we play this tomorrow again? Yeah, we'll give me another shot tomorrow. You like that? Yeah, I love it. So, I bet you've been wondering who's been listening. I found out that every day between central time between 730 and 8 this person listens to the show

he's over 80 years old any guess over 80 years old Willie Nelson incorrect lunchbox Bob Barker Incorrect he lives in Oklahoma Oh oh oh oh oh over 80 years old Barry Switzer I was going to say Jerry Jones but he's not

He's not in Oklahoma Oklahoma Ramon do any guess there I've seen this one oh you have You can tell them. Tell them? Yeah, it's fine. It's a relative, right? It's Caleb's grandpa.

That's funny. That's really funny. He didn't even know I had a radio show. No, he just listens. Some guy, no, no, no, no, I didn't know. One of the guys that he works with on the farm or ranch or just with horses. I know he has horses. I was like, hey, you know, Caitlin's boyfriend on the radio.

And he's like, huh. Is that right? Is that right? So he listens every day. He's won a bunch of state championships in Oklahoma, girls basketball. He's still an assistant coach. He was the head coach for a long time.

He's the assistant coach now. Yesterday at practice, this is just a fun story. His name's Jim, by the way. I've met him once. This is a fun story. Yesterday at practice, he's coaching, and the girls were complaining about shooting free throws. They're like, this is stupid.

They don't want to shoot free throws. And it's like the three Fs, your feet, your focus, and your fingers. Like put them in the candy jar when you're done shooting the free throw. It's like every time you finish. And they're like, okay, well, if you're so good, why don't you shoot free throws? At like 81, he made 10 in a row.

Nice. They went up there and just drained 10 free throws in a row. Isn't that awesome? That's really cool. Yeah, so. And he listens. And Caitlin's grandpa, listen. I love that.

Between 7.30 and 8 central time. So cool. We can play name that gym in his honor. Okay. Oh, guys, this is hard. Mm-hmm. Catelyn's grandfather listens between 7.30 and 8 a.m. His name is Jim.

So this segment is dedicated to him. And unintentionally, all the other gyms out there listening. Two. Question number one. Buzzing with your name if you know it. Everybody can play. Turn your mic up, Ray. John Krasinski's character on the office. Lunchbox. Jim Halper. Correct. Wow. Number two. What's the brand of beef jerky? Eddie. Edie. Slim Jim. Correct. Come on. Wow. Wow. Wow. One to one, baby. Snap into a slim. Wow. Next up. He played Sheldon on the Big Bank Theory.

Lunchbox. Lunchbox. Jim Parsons. Correct. Two to one. Is anyone else going to play this? Here we go. I feel a little guilty. I have some clips up here, so. Oh, you do? Okay, then don't play.

Okay, Eddie and lunchbox and Morgan, you go play. This restaurant has... Lunchbox. Go ahead? Jims. No, incorrect. Eddie, let me finish it. Good, good.

This restaurant has freaky fast, freaky fresh sandwiches. Oh, do we down. Morgan! Oh! She comes down in nowhere! That was so rude. I thought I had all the time in the world. You got me.

Wow. She's on the board. She blocked you out. Wow. Lunchbox 2, Eddie 1. Morgan number 2. Wow. The thing is, I know lunchbox is mine work.

He's already thinking of every gym possibly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So he's like in the, okay, here we go. The Talking Cricket in Pinocchio. Eddie, Eddie. Jiminy Cricket. Correct. Nice.

Dang it. Two. The lead singer. of the doors. Eddie. Jim Morrison. Correct. Do you know that?

No. Don't even know who that is. The creator of the muffets. Eddie. Jim Henson. Correct. Oh no. He's running away with it now.

Come on, guys. Let's go. I didn't know that one. I didn't know that one. Lunchbox. Lunchbox. Jim Carrey. Correct.

Oh, wow. The 39th president of the lunchbox. Lunchbox. Jimmy Carter. Correct. What? What on earth? With one to go.

Come on. It's the final one I have on the newspaper. Do we have a clip of this one, Ray? Yep. Let me talk to your quietly. You have that? Okay. I'm gonna play a clip.

Oh, man, it's gonna be a dang music clip. And he's got the advantage. Because why? You don't know that. Your ears work. Alright, here we go. Name this artist. Love Box!

Jimmy Hendrix. Incorrect. Dang it! Man, people around. Baddest man in the whole day. In the whole damn town. She's out.

No, she's not out. Oh, she's not? Okay, Eddie. Eddie. I was getting all cocky here. Singing it. Jim Crocey. Correct.

There you go. Eddie is the winner. It was a good game, though. It's a good game, no. That's a good one. That's a good one. Hey, dang, that was good. That was good.

That was fun. Yeah. It was a battle. It was a battle with the end. When lunchbox came in with like two in a row, and then I came in with like two in a row. They'll probably make it 30 for 30 on this. Let's be honest.

It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. They'll make something good. Terrell Potter is a retired cop in Alabama started having issues with his kidneys and he found out I'm going to need a kidney transplant. So Word gets out and Jocelyn James hears that he needs a kidney.

She's like, man, that's that cop that locked me up numerous times over the years. Went and got tested, perfect match, donated her kidney to him. Wow. Because she was battling opioids. And she said, he helped change my life. He turned my life around by locking me up all those times. And they both had the surgery and he's doing great.

Wow. I bet he didn't rest her again if it was. No, I'll get the free pass. All right, there you go. That's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, nonprofit Christian university based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. They say higher education is outdated, irrelevant. Well, GCU doesn't settle for the status quo.

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That's AMU. dot APUS.edu slash military. So if you remember a few weeks back, lunchbox saw some neighbors that were all inside of a house, having a little party, and he called the cops. And he said, this is not COVID safe. And the cops came, he doesn't know what happened.

But then he's walking back around in the neighborhood, about a week later and they're like, hey, you're going to call the cops on us again? So our listeners deemed you a Karen. Yeah, they did. For being safe and looking out for the goodness of others, I'm a Karen. But okay, whatever, people.

If you want people to get sick, that's up to you. Now the question is, is Eddie a Karen. Oh, because this is what happened. Explain the situation. Don't defend yourself. I'm not. I'm not. So I'm with my kids at a bouncy house place, like a trampoline place.

And we're all having fun. There's not a lot of people in there because there's COVID. You know, we've got wearing masks and being safe. But in the corner over there, there's a little teenage couple making out. I mean, it's really getting hot and heavy. And I'm like, all right, boys, look the other way. But they're boys, and they're all like, ooh, look over there, dad, look. I'm like, guys, stop.

Guys, these guys were like going at it, making out. And I'm like, all right, somebody needs to, like, slow this down a little bit. So I talked to my wife about it, and we said, let's tell the people in the front to break up the party. So we did. So you went to the front desk and said, I'll be the front desk. Yeah, sir. Yeah, hi. We have four kids.

There's this little couple, teenage couple kids making out in the corner of there. Can you please tell them to stop? And then they said. Oh, okay, they're just making out over there. Yeah, I mean, they're making out. Our kids are staring at them. I'm like, this is just not, it's not good, really. Let's break it up.

Okay, we'll send someone over there, sir. And so did they? They did. Did you watch the part? I did. And did they stop? They sent someone over there. They broke them up, and they're like, oh, okay.

You can tell them, like, giving them a little attitude or whatever. So they held hands and started jumping the trampolines. That's more like it. Jump up and down with your holding hands. You don't have to make out in the corner. All right, you guys can call us. Leave us a message 87777, Bobby. Is Eddie A.

Karen for this. Let's pull the room. Ray Mundo, is Eddie a Karen? So I'm guessing they weren't wearing masks. No, they were making out. Well, it sounds like, did you say your whole family was wearing masks? Yeah, but that was our choice. It wasn't policy or anything. Yeah, I don't think you can just do that kind of PDA, especially at a family establishment.

A baseball game, you can get away with it, but that's a kid-centered type of activity. So no, Eddie, you were fully right as a dad to do this. Wow, Ray, thank you. Lunchbox, I know you want another Karen on your team. Go ahead. I want to say, Eddie, I've got you a jersey and I got you a spot in the starting line up because you are a Karen. There are two teenagers that are having some freedom out from their family and they're not, you know, mom and dad hovering on. So they're swapping a little spit.

Who cares? Let them be them. You worry about you and let them make out. They're not hurting anybody by kissing each other. I mean, oh, you are a terrible, terrible person. How are you doing, Karen? All right. One vote.

No, one vote. Karen. Morgan? Oh, he is absolutely. Absolutely a Karen. This little teenage couple had had no impact on your life whatsoever. They're mind and their own business. All you guys had to do is look away and go on with your lives, but you didn't.

And you made them stop. You're a Karen. I wish Amy was here. What do you say about it? You are not a Karen. Thank you. It wasn't you that was bothered. You were doing it for your kids.

Correct. And also, hey, Braddy teenagers, go to a park, go into a corner where people can't see you. Thank you. So I'm going to go not a Karen. I think it's okay if you want to say, hey, stop making out in public. Man, when you're a parent, you have to just do what's right for the kids. Look, if I was a teenager, I'd look at them and be like, hey, props, man. Nice.

Make out of way. But you're not. You're a parent. You got to look out for your kids. They're watching. It's not a good thing. It's two to two, though. Amy's not here to give the fifth vote.

But Scuba Steve, our executive producer, scuba Steve, is Eddie a Karen? And does he join Team Karen? So my thought on it is, now that. that I'm going to have a daughter myself. I'd almost appreciate someone like you breaking up this boy and girl thing going on. So it is Karen like. But I think I have to go with you being a Karen. Yeah, I'm the deciding boat and you're a Karen.

Oh, and he's now like Karen. Wow. I thought he was going one direction. I was. But it is kind of like Morgan said, it's not your business. Leave Malone. Like move on. Who cares?

Dang. Man, so you would be that guy when we were in middle school, breaking us up at the roller skating reaper. That was for sure me at the break. What? He said breaking out. Like he was always the one making out. Oh, they were making out in jail.

What? Yeah, they had a little thing called jail, like where it was like some bars, and you called it jail and you go in there and make out. And woo, the roller skating rink right over there, Auburner Road. It was awesome. Do everybody have a roller skating rink? Yeah. I had Crystal Palace.

I had Fantasyland. What did you have in Kansas, Morgan? I don't remember what it was called, but we definitely went for like PTO nights. But you don't have, Eddie, where was yours? Fantasyland? Yeah. In McAllen, South Texas. Yeah.

That's why, I mean, I got my first kiss there. See? That's always. The first time ever held a girl's hand was roller skating. A couple skate. Yeah. And I was pretty good at the limbo, so I kind of flex my limbo scales a little bit. How low can you go?

I could never spread my legs out wide, but I could get very low. So I was really good, but not great. The great ones, do the splits underneath it. Oh, yeah. The great ones. Could you skate backwards? Yeah. Like some of the other great ones?

Yeah, because you go out in, out and. Yeah. Man, those guys that can go backwards looks so cool, you know? I wasn't, again, I wasn't great at it. But I was good. I needed to go backward I could. Raymond, did you have a skating rink? I did, but I think it might have been nameless.

It was probably just called roller skating rink. It was that. We went all the time. I cannot tell you what it was called. All right. Call us and let us know if you think Eddie's a Karen. 877-77 Bobby. Said nobody won my money for 20 bucks? I'm going to give it away on my Instagram page.

I'm just going to get on my Instagram and go, all right, post you binmo, and I'll just start sending people 20 bucks. Just randomly? Just for no other reason. Well, that's nice of you. Lynchbox isn't riding it down. Go to Bobby's. I'm on Instagram, Mr. Bobby Bones, if you want to follow me.

I think Bobby Clause is back in action today. Okay. Mr. Bobby Bones. And if you have a Venmo account, just posted up there, and I'll just start sending people 20 bucks at a time. Listen, I'm very fortunate to be where I am. And I don't want to take that for granted. And they don't give us any money to promote our show,

so I have to use my own. Bottom line. Yeah. Well, not bottom line. I mean, that's kind of what it comes to. But if you follow me Mr. Bobby Bones today, I'll do five or six of them. And just give away $20. May even give away a special $100.

Oh, wow. How are you going to pick that person? Randomly? Randomly. Wow. Or I let Caitlin look at it and just pick, she'll pick a number. Yeah, yeah. So we'll do that.

That wildfire in California started because of a gender reveal mess up. And now it's been in the news a bit. But as multiple wildfires burned in California, one was started during a gender reveal party. A gender reveal in. UK-Apacifornia resulted in a massive fire that has burned over 8,000 acres so far and endangered more than 20,000 homes. The cause of the fire, a pyrotechnic device that amidst colored smoke to show the baby's gender. The device accidentally lit some nearby grass on fire. The family tried to put it out with water bottles.

It quickly got out of control. Can you imagine when it gets out of control? You're just like, oh my God. Helpless. There it is. We suck. Nothing you can do by. We're probably going to jail or we're going to lose all our money.

Yeah. Holy Lord. This isn't the first time this has happened, right? A couple times on gender reveals. By the way, I'll get a gender reveals on a second level. A smoke-generating pyrotechnic device used at the party caused the El Dorado fire in San Bernardino County to get into action. Quote, I accidentally set the woods on fire. One of the kids was yelling that.

I don't know why they quoted a kid in the background yelling that. Accidentally. Hey, so, so there's legal action or like, do they press charges? I don't know about, I don't know about legal. They can probably charge them and I had seen that they were going to maybe charge them for all the fire department time, money, supplies. So, gender reveals in an open field, in 100 degree weather, in California probably are no-go. even though it was an accident there were a lot of

there were a lot of ingredients there that could have made a really bad situation happen, right? Yeah, absolutely. What do you think about gender reveal parties though? Period. Hate them. I didn't do them.

And they weren't a thing I guess when I had, well no. I mean, even when I had my second son it was a thing, but we didn't do it. I don't know. I don't like them. So I don't hate him. And let's say Caitlin and I were having a kid and she was like, let's have one.

I really are passionate about it. I would do it. However, I just know that if I'm dunking a basketball and it pops from the bottom or... Yeah. How about a cake? I'm cutting a cake and I'm looking for blue and pink. I just know how I'm going to react if it's pink. Oh, here we go.

And it ain't going to be pretty. Wasn't there a basketball player that? And he couldn't hide his emotions. He was just like really just destroyed when it was pink. So, and I know in the end I will be super happy about it. I know after I had the kid and she was wonderful, I'd be like, I was so wrong. But me at this stage before I've had a kid, if I cut it and it was pink, I couldn't have fake it. So right now you don't want, you're not hoping for a daughter?

Not first. Yeah. Right now you're thinking like, oh, I'm going to be a dad to a boy. Yeah. I mean, hey, I think all guys think like that at first. Yes, all guys do think like that. I agree. So, again, some gender reveal parties are cute.

I think they're fun sometimes. Basketball, huh? Exploding basketball. I like it. Like, it's like a balloon thing. You slam it. There's a border patrol agent pleads guilty to starting wildfire and gender reveal gone wrong. I remember that one.

Dennis Dickey 37 has agreed to pay more than $8 million. Oh, gosh. For starting a fire during a 2017 gender reveal event. Didn't he shoot, I think, a thing that exploded? Is that what it was? Yeah, I remember that video. And there's a picture of the fire and it looks like a, just, it's from a movie. It's so big.

Yeah. Was it pink or a balloon? I don't know. I don't know. It's just unfortunate, right? They definitely didn't have this party with this in mind. And then who's on the hook for that? The person that threw the party or the parents?

Or the, you know, they're about to be parents. I mean, it's whoever started the fire, right? But okay, but if it's a pyro thing, is it who pushed the button or who let the fuse? Oh, gosh, I don't know. You're the judge. What do you think? This is a tough one, man.

This might be one of the ones where you sit in the jury room for, like, hours and hours. You just want you just need. We need more Panera bread. We're going to be here for a while, Your Honor. That's a 24 hour hung jury. I would think that whomever threw the party Mm.

The organizer of the event Because had the event not been organized, the fire wouldn't have happened. Would the damage be less if they'd say, Hey guys, why don't we just split all of this? Oh, I'm not volunteering. Yeah, who's going to volunteer for that? I'm out.

You know, they're all. Like, we were all here for. They all forgot they were related real quick. What's like, hey. Somebody want to help me out with this bill? Damn. I saw that. And then Arby's is selling meat by the pound now.

In case you guys get hungry. Arby's is now selling three of its sliced meats by the pound or half pound at different locations. People wanted it. They love it. That's a lot of meat. Guys, I've never had Arby's. Ever in my life. By the way, tomorrow, we're eating things that we hate to see if we like them now.

Everybody come in with an open mind tomorrow. Yep. Because I'm going to have a spoonful of peanut butter. ever had it in my life. Do we have to bring our own food or is that being provided? No, it'll be, it'll be supplied. Okay. Never have peanut butter my life. I'm going to have a spoonful. Yes. Are you doing creamy or crunchy? It's whatever that Mike D. Deems appropriate for me. Okay. Lunchbox will eat some, uh, some cooked broccoli. Eddie will eat olives. Now there are different kinds of olives. You can choose whatever. I hate them all.

But you'll, it's not just one, because I'm going to have a whole spoonful. You'll need to have like four. Oh! Four? Yeah. Morgan's going to have celery. Which I think you just got out. Morgan's like water. I don't like water. It's the stringy texture of celery I don't like. And then Raymond who hates tomatoes. Yeah, when you crunch down on it and you get those,

it's just a gross mixture of the tomato plant, whatever that is. Yeah, tomorrow we will be doing all that. By the way, check out yesterday's podcast. We had Clay Walker on the show and he actually performed, and we got to keep it on the podcast, which we don't normally get to put much live music inside the podcast, but for legal reasons. But go and search for Bobby Bone Show

wherever you listen to your podcast and check out Clay Walker. We love 90s country on the show. man, he just ripped through some songs and it was amazing. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, non-profit Christian University based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. They say higher education is outdated, irrelevant. Well, GCU doesn't settle for the status quo. They shatter it.

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She said, I had an ex that would always tell me, No one wants to end up with someone fat and that I was lucky he was even sticking around. What a piece of crap this guy sounds like. What a jerk, man. I remember that stuck with me for a long time. Sometimes it still gets to me. After that, I was depressed, single mother or two. I hated how I looked.

I had very low self-esteem. I used to tell my husband, if he left me in front of the woman, I wouldn't be angry because I knew he could do better than me. So, the pharmacy tech from Houston managed to turn her insecurity into motivation and lost 70 pounds from 218 to 150 Good for her. So basically 70 pounds. In 2015,

she was in a car accident, the left her with severe back pain and doctors limited her options to surgery or relying on pain medication. She didn't want either. And now she works out daily, even after working 12-hour shifts and making sure that she gets her protein carbs, fats.

And, you know, good for her for making that change. You hate that someone had to treat her like garbage. Yes. For her to feel she needed to do that. And I hate that he's still part. of the story too. Like, I feel like he's such a jerk about it. What kind of person says that to another person? Not a terrible person. Just break up with them. If there's something about him, it could be anything. Just just, you know what, this isn't

for me. Yeah. But to say something like that to someone is awful. Good for her. Love that she did it. Hope she's able to maintain it. That's awesome. Here's another one. A woman loses over 80 pounds after being barred from a bachelorette party due to her weight. Jeez. Hannah Guthrie says that an embarrassing moment at a bachelor at party that caused her to change her life. After being told that she was too heavy

to write a segue, which was happening at one of the events, she was forced to sit on the side and watch everybody else have the party. At the time, she weighed over 280 pounds. It was so awful. It was my new boyfriend, sisters, on and on. But she did.

She lost the weight. That's good. Gosh, some sad stories. The way people are treating other people. That stink. You know, I obsessed, especially when we're shooting a show about keeping my weight to a space because I want to look thin on TV. And so unhealthily and Amy would really give me the stink eye right now.

I weigh myself about three times a day. And I know where I should weigh throughout the day. And for me, it's a good check of what I need to do. Short-term goal. But now every day I go in and get on my scale and Caitlin puts a note over the top of it. It was like, you look great. Stop weighing yourself. So funny.

Every day I got to peel it up. And part of me is like, that's really sweet. But part of me is like, let me just wait myself. Come on. That's funny. Remember we were in? We were in. What's it?

Virginia Beach? Yes, we were in Virginia Beach. And Arkansas was playing basketball and we were getting our butts kicked. Yep. And we had to go do sound check at halftime. And Arkansas was going to be like 25 points. And I was like, hey, when I come back, just make sure Arkansas is in the lead. Knowing that she has no control over that.

So Eddie and I go to sound check When we come back She has created a fake score Just like the one on TV And taped it on the TV Right over the existing scoreboard Where it was like Arkansas 106 Alabama 83

Hilarious And then when you peeled the sticker off What was the real score? Well it wasn't that good I'd be honest with you Gosh, she's so funny that way And I had a bet on games Forever and you guys are like

You should bet again You should bet again And I was like you know what I want to hang out with Ray and Eddie Lunchboxer bedding So I put some money on a betting at, bet it. It took all my money.

Yeah. In Arkansas lost. Yeah. So I was out. That's stupid. Yeah, you never bet after that again. No, I have no need. I have no need to bet.

I used to bet all the time. I used to gamble so much. And now it's like, I only get an emotion if I really lose big and I don't like that emotion. Because if I win, I'm like, ah, cool, I'll just bet it. There's not a real joy from winning.

Yeah, yeah, I get that. The only time I feel anything is when I lose. Like, I want two, last yesterday and I got really excited. And that's great. Good for you. Thank you. So Lynn Goodman, who is a judge on Dancing with Stars, the old guy, won't be in the

ballroom this season. So. Really? So Carrie Ann? E.T. spoke with the new host and executive producer who is Tyra Banks and said, and talking because the premiere is the 14th, which I think is Monday. And pro dancer, celebrity contestants have already been announced. But Lynn Goodman, Carrie Ann Ann Annab, Bruno.

Tonyoli. How do you say that? I don't know. Tomioli. Bruno Tomioli. No, that's not right. I should know that. He's a wonderful guy.

Quote, Carri-Anne is definitely back. And Bruno, who I can't wait to vibe with because it's just as crazy as I am. At the moment, we're trying to figure out how to incorporate Lynn Goodman because he's in England and all the travel restrictions

because of COVID. That makes sense. So he's there. Derek Cuff is going to be a judge, too. Okay. So they're having four total? Well, I don't know if Lynn's be able to do it.

Evelyn. Okay. I don't know if they're going to put a camera in or not. You know, I'm happy to, I've told you, I already got screwed over on the hosting job. But I'm anxious to see the first episode. I'll treat it like I do a major league baseball season. I'll watch the first, like, the first opening days. I watch the first few weeks.

That's what I do too. And then about the middle of it, about games 60 through 85, maybe 90. I'm like, how to, how to, let me just check online. Let me just check out line. And then... We'll see you back in October. You know, like 120 to 162, I'm right there. That's how I'll do dancing with the stars too.

But I love that show. I do a lot. I love the show. I love the people there. That's what's up. Thank you guys. We'll see you tomorrow. Bye, everybody.

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