The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby Doesn’t Get An Invite To Lunchbox’s Dadchelor Party + Eddie’s Questionable Parenting

Episode Date: May 24, 2018

Lunchbox is still trying to determine where he plans to have his Dadchelor party, but the invites already went out and Bobby didn’t receive one! Eddie tries to teach his son, who is playing little league, how not to fear being hit by a baseball in a really interesting way. Also, LOCASH and Brandon Ray stop by the studio. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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or the Brandon Ray performance because of internet rules, you can go watch them on YouTube. So that's up. There's also a Lindsay L. Bobby Cass that's up. We did a whole thing from my house about her new records out. We talked about some personal stuff. So that's up. Other than that, why don't we just dive into it?

We did bring up today during the show that Lunchbox has planned a Datchelor party. And weeks ago, he sent out the invites. And I'm the only one that didn't get invited. So how do I feel about that, Amy? I feel like you have been taken back to junior high when you weren't invited to anything.

I feel like your acting like it's not that big of a deal, but I feel like a little bit. You're kind of like, well, if you know I'm pretty busy, just invite me anyways. Well, Eddie told me about this a couple weeks ago that it was happening. I was just telling bones that I'm going. Like, hey, I'm excited. My wife let me go to

the Datsler party and I didn't know that lunchbox didn't invite Bobby. And I didn't bring it up until today because I hadn't thought about it. Like I said, when did you tell me? Two weeks ago? Yeah, something like that. So, yeah, that comes up today. I don't know how I feel about it yet, though.

Well, I mean, Amy, how should he feel? Is he really going to go if I invite him? Well, no, but you should invite him anyway. Is your name Amy? No, it's not saying. Let's not make him feel bad. And Amy number two. Listen, I don't feel bad.

I haven't been invited to the pool party. But this is way pre-pool party. This is a much bigger thing. I'm just saying. And that's kind of a bit. That was kind of a bit. It's kind of a bit with Eddie. You know, you guys aren't invited.

Ha-ha-ha. We do it on the show. I had to find out off the air. Well, that's because Eddie's big mouth. Right, but I would have never found out. You think he wouldn't have seen stuff on Instagram? No, they come back and they have to not say anything about it. We have tans, golf tans.

Yeah, it does suck a little bit. My feelings are a little bit hurt. That's all right. What else is new? You know what I mean, Aym? Yeah. It's life. That's life.

Well, also we talk about in today's show, we're still debating whether or not Amy's son's girlfriend is real Gladys. Gladys. Yes, she's seven. Or eight. She's seven. So you should hang out for that because I really enjoyed that conversation. You got to pull some more in, though, for next week's shows. You got to find out some more.

Do some investigative reporting. Yeah. No, I mean, I know this could be easily solved by me contacting the teacher. No, no, you can't do that. Yeah, yeah. I don't want to ruin it. Like, I want to find out, you know, organically. Yeah.

Yeah. Hmm. And so what else is happening? What is today? Thursday? Hmm. I still have yet to send out the final party. I think Dan and Cher are coming to the,

Part 8. Them too. Oh my gosh. And their wives? I know Dan and Abby are coming. Okay. Love it. And She has a kid, so that's one more.

Well, listen, I got a snow cone machine. I got, what else do I have? A DJ. Hopefully it doesn't rain. Hey, look up, Eddie. Google the weather for Monday. You got it. If it rains, I'm just up crap creek.

Because it was 80% a couple days ago. Yeah, Monday. Oh, precipitation 90%. That's a pretty high, man. Oh, man. When, though, early or late? Let's see. We're checking it out here.

That would be kind of stinky, huh? Oh, it looks like around noon time. Okay. Perfect. I mean, that's when it's really heavy. Noon to what? Noon to about four. All right.

Most of the day. Pretty much party time. But you know what? Weather can change so fast. Yeah, weather changes all the time, man. It's like, what's that saying? If you don't like the weather. Wait a minute.

Go somewhere else. If you don't like the weather, move to a new city. What is the... What do they do? The alternate plan. Like alternate venue. I don't know. Do I cancel? Do I still have to pay for the DJ? No, you take the party inside. Do people still want to come over, though? There's no pool?

Yeah. I want to be honest, it's tough to entertain people when you don't have the pool. Yeah, if you don't have the pool. It's instant fund, and especially out there in the... grill and everything? Is Eddie going to be doing microwavables and stuff? Yeah, on the stove top. It's not the same. Hold on a second. Mike Deeg's looking at weather. It says like cloudy between one to three. Cloudy between one to three, but no thunderstorm. So that could be our brief couple of hours to run out and get some cloud in.

One to three. Let's go, guys. Hurry up. Pack it in. Pack it in. Okay. Well, whatever. We'll just wait and see. The one time in my life, I'm throwing a party. Hey, as a former lifeguard, though, man, if we hear any kind of thunder, we're going to have to move it inside. I'm just not going to let that happen. Will you jump out there, though, and help people if they Absolutely. Yeah, my husband also was a former lifeguard. Wow. Yeah, man, we'll be good.

So, are you going to put the white stuff on your nose, Eddie? Yeah, of course. And I have a fan pack with band-aids in it and stuff. Hey, my pole has two levels, Amy, and so the kids stay in the smaller level. It's two stories? It's not two stories. Two-story pool? Wow.

Where are we slitter-vine? Wait, what? Okay, so the kids, so there's going to be like a rope? Yeah, there's a kid pool where they're- There's no rope. Oh. It's like two levels. You don't have to see it.

I mean, maybe not. I don't know. I don't want anybody getting hurt or drowning or anything. We have lifeguards. Yeah, that's true. Well, here's Thursday show. Anything you want to say, Amy? Oh, you know.

I just hope everyone has a great day. There you go. That's what she always says right about now. At the same time, different day. You know, anything you guys want to say? Eddie? I hope you and Lunchbox figure it out the whole inviting thing. I haven't figured anything out.

Just maybe you guys can. I didn't get invited a week to like a life party. All right. That's all right. I'm used to it. I just don't want to get awkward. I'm used to it. Okay. No. That's all right. You can invite you and Ray. Go on a trip. Is Ray going? I don't think Ray's going. Let's be real.

My invite was kind of thrown at me and I don't even know the city we're going to. We have three. No, no one knows the city. It's three. We talked about that later on in the show. I know, but you'd think it'd be something that would be narrowed down. Yeah, it's a nared out of three. When is it, by the way? We don't have a date. That's what I'm saying.

There's no set plans yet. So there's time to invite them right now. Yeah. You guys are freaking out over nothing. Nothing's been set in stone. Eddie, what did you say? You can invite them right now, then. We have plenty of time.

I know. I could. Oh, my goodness. God. All right. You could invite me right now too, Eddie, right? I mean, I guess. Bones both of you guys.

Just say, hey, you want to come to my party? You want to come in a badchral party. Hey, kids that are listening right now. If you're in high school and you're like, I can't wait to be an adult. I'm so sick of this high school life. It's so drama. It doesn't get any better.

It doesn't change. Like you're going to be 37, almost 40, Bobby 38. Let me say this. His was weeks ago. I decided to throw a party like four days ago. You're still doing nothing for my case here. I'm just reminding young people that like image, like, it's still high school, even in your 30s and 40s.

You know how someone didn't buy him a birthday gift so he didn't buy someone else a birthday gift? That happens to me. So right. So I didn't get invited first. So under his logic, I shouldn't invite him. You don't want to go live your life under his logic. You probably do. You'll get a lot of things done.

Like what? You're telling Bobby that he'll get a lot of things done. All right. Thank you. Let's start today's show. Appreciate everybody being here. And away we go. Hey, good morning.

Welcome to Thursday's show. More at the studio. Morning. We've got a good one today. Low cash will be in to perform on throwback. Thursday. Also, Brandon Ray is going to come in and do that song that we like a whole lot called Bring Your Love Back. I was watching the news this morning. Did you guys see these anchors? They did the play-by-play of the high-speed chase, but they got on the wrong car?

No. Oh, yeah. So in California, they'll just break into TV and show these high-speed chases at like 3 p.m. So there was a high-speed chase. It went off for two hours, and the local anchors thought that this black Toyota Camry was involved in the chase, but it was the wrong car. Is he running out of gas? So it's pulling into a gas station. And they're convinced. They're like, so he's going to get some fuel. He's getting Cheetos.

He's asking for change. Is he running out of gas? He's stopping at like that mini-mark kind of thing at that gas station. He's getting out of the car, Alan. He's walking into subway. Gene, do you see this? He's just requested banana peppers. Well, at least we saw the car door open.

Maybe he's letting his pass. Okay, that, was that the driver's side. Looks like he's wearing a different shirt. I feel like he was. Oh, my goodness. Wow. He was in a black shirt. Now he's in a chicken suit?

Like, what just happened? He's wearing a blue shirt before. Oh, dear. We might have the wrong car coming. You think? They chase the wrong car. How funny is that? Shout out to ABC 7. Hmm.

That's funny. And you know, they felt dumb, too. Oh, totally. That would happen to us. Oh, yeah, for sure. I always like it whenever shows are doing chases or like the OJ chase and someone prank calls them and gets through. Like, I'm Frank from the Highway Patrol.

And then they put them on and they go, Bobby. Recognizing people doing cool things. It's ICU. This is one of my favorites in a while. A man from Alabama named Rodney Smith is on a mission to mow 50 yards in all 50 states. He's calling it 50 states, 50 lawns.

Over the summer, he'll be finding one home in each state to mow. Now, that sounds novel, but he's doing it for someone who is a veteran or disabled. So he's going around 50 yards in 50 states. Okay, I get it now. That's super cool. Like, it's cute for a minute. I know. I was like, what?

It's really cool. So I see you to Rodney Smith. I like that. Over to Ray Mundo now with the news. The Bobby Bones Show. Big three stories. It's producer Raymond in the NFL. It was announced players are going to stand during the anthem now.

Otherwise, teams are going to be fined if players kneel. In other news, a judge said President Donald Trump cannot block Twitter users. It was ruled. It's unconstitutional to block people from viewing his Twitter account and a violation of the First Amendment. And finally, in sports, the Stanley Cup is all set. It's going to be Washington and Vegas. Games get underway next week. The Bobby Bones Show, Bobby Bones.

Jennifer in Ohio, good morning. What's going on? Hi, I was actually calling because I wondered if Amy ever found out if her son's girlfriend was real. That's a good question. Amy has a seven-year-old son. He has started dating some girl named Gladys at his school. Gladys. And to me, it was never the fact of, wow, your seven-year-old's got a girlfriend.

There was a seven-year-old name Gladys. Maybe there's not. Where would he get the name Gladys if he made her up? I don't know. But you haven't seen her, huh? No, I haven't seen her. He does talk about her hair, though. Like, he describes her, and he talks about how he blows her kisses like that across the room.

And he holds her hand. And, I mean, we talk about her pretty much every day after school. But my daughter is convinced that she's not real. Your daughter's 11. Yeah, she said she's even been. asking others. They even go to different schools, but there's siblings at both schools. She says she's been talking to siblings of siblings that say Gladys is not real.

Jennifer, what do you think about this? I wonder if maybe he got the name out of a book or something. Yeah, I'm very curious. If she's not real, we need to figure out where he got Gladys from. But, hey, if she is real, my daughter's going to need to apologize. Have you been playing a lot of Gladys Night in the Pips around the house? Ah, good, good question. No, none of that.

Nope. But I don't want to know because I feel like if I find out she's, not real. I'm going to be like, oh, man. So what? He has an imaginary girlfriend. Well, can you set up a play date? Maybe. See if she's real. Her parents probably don't speak English if she's real. Because he told me she's from South America. Well, and your kids

go to a school where the kids don't speak English. Yes, we're the only English-speaking parents pretty much because we adopted. The kids at this school, they're the English speakers. The parents typically are first generation or whatever you call it. But do the kids speak English?

They're learning it in school, yeah. Well, Jennifer, we will find out. We will send out the investigative team to Amy's seven-year-old school and find out of Gladys is real. Yeah. We'll get to the bottom of it soon. Thank you for calling. So what if it's an imaginary girlfriend? Okay, I mean, I guess I'll play along while I'll invite her over.

Have a whole day. Amy in Florida. Good morning. Good morning. How are you today? I'm great. I just wanted to give you guys a quick call and say thank you. I have a little bit over an hour drive every day to work, and I just love listening to you guys.

It just makes it so much funner, and you guys have a perfect mix of music versus talking and the games you play and things like that. Oh, thank you. Hey, let me ask you a question because I always like to talk to listeners straight up. What do you like the most? If we could do one thing more, what would it be? I think it's perfect myself. I mean, you guys have a great. I do.

I do. I really do. You guys have a great mixture if you like make it real. We don't, you don't, like, talk about fake news, really, and things like that. You don't, you know, it's just life. It's your real personal life, and I connect with that. So it's really cool for me. Well, it's very kind of you.

Thank you so much for telling me that. And, man, I wish I could give you a hug to the phone. Amy. I'm a hair. I'm a hug to my phone. Hold on, hold on. Hug it. Hug it.

Hug it. Yeah, just giving it. I feel it. I feel it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Last week was my birthday, and I tried to call, and I was on hold for 45 minutes.

What? Then I made it to work. So I had, yeah. I will die of Hillary's pay. 45. No, no, no, no, no. It wasn't her fault. No, that's it.

Get in here, Hillary. You're fine. Yes, it is. It's always her fault. Yes, no. All right. Thank you for calling. Happy birthday.

I hope your 20th birthday was awesome. It was. All right. How old are you, really? 40. It was my, what is that, 19th anniversary of my 21st birthday? Hey, quite the youthful voice, huh, everybody? Yeah.

Yeah. All right. Thank you for calling. Have a good day. It's time for the good news. for lunchbox Stay home something good

Finally after 45 years Elgin, Illinois has an ice cream truck. There has been a weird ordinance in the city that banned

ice cream trucks or this retired guy said, that's so dumb, I need to get these kids some ice cream so he went to the mayor petitioned,

got it approved, he has an ice cream truck and he's driving around the neighborhood. That's cool. And he has a monopoly on the

ice cream business in town. How about that? Jim said that's one of his favorite memories is a kid is getting ice cream the ice cream truck

we wanted other... Me too. Like hearing that music. In Mountain Pine, Arkansas, we would hear it because there was one road in town and there weren't any other towns near us, but we'd hear

it, da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. We'd go, oh my goodness. And the ice cream truck would come and they never had the ice cream that was on the side of the truck. Oh, all the faded stickers? Yeah. All they had were push-ups, basically,

and otter pops. You know what? I was happy to take it if I could afford one. Sometimes I couldn't even afford an ice cream, but I would buy a, The push-up was on the good day. If had money saved up, the otter pop was with people would, you know, share money. Yeah.

It was like a quarter. Back in my date. Hey, Morgan number two. Yeah. You're 24. Did you have an ice cream truck? Yeah, I did. And how'd that go?

It was great. Had like the little, my favorite was the bubble gum one that was at the bottom. Oh. Oh, so you get the snow cone and under the snow cone was a piece of bubble gum. Yes. Yes. That's what 24-year-olds care about. I've been wondering.

That lunch? That is. Yeah, so shout out Jim in the ice cream truck. There he is. Bobby Bones Show. Bonehead. No, hurry up to day. This story comes to us from Virginia.

Five people are facing charges after they faked a kidnapping at Walmart. A green sedan pulls up. A woman jumps out and tries to run away, screaming. Three guys jump out of the car, run, grab her, throw her back in the car, and drive away. Yeah. People call police. The FBI come. They're searching for them.

The news coverage, the next day they walk into the police station saying, hey, it was just a joke. We were just being funny. See, that's why we can't do that will at Uber. Oh, no. Exactly what would happen. We started thinking about doing a will at Uber with someone. One, in a prison costume, two, taped mouth and covered eyes and bound hands. That one seems more doable than the escaped convict.

I'm still okay with that one a little bit. No, you can't take someone, tie them up, and ask the Uber driver to transport them. No, the Uber driver will call the cops. But when they arrest us, we just say it was just a joke. It was just a joke. Come on. Or you just say, why are you kidding? We're just into this.

I'm still on the fence, Anne. I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby bones. Let's go. Throwback Thursday and low cash are about to come in, and they're going to play something really cool in old school.

I like those guys anyway. But you guys call us if you want to hop on, because Marcia is on in Mississippi. Hey, Marcia. Hey. What's happening? Hey, I went to your... show in New Orleans a couple weeks ago

and walked in and right at the merch table was Mike D. And oh my gosh, total fan girl over Mike D and I don't get that way around famous people and I didn't really think he was famous but oh my gosh, he's so cute, so adorable and I had to go buy something from him

just so I could talk to him. Look at this guy. A couple things first of all, Mike D. A.k.a. Quiet Mike. A.k.k.a. movie Mike. He does 10 minutes and opens up for my stand-up shows before the music act goes on. And so Mike D. She says you're famous. How about that? That's crazy. I'm not famous at all, but I'll take it. Secondly, wait, what did you think he's cute? Is that what you said?

Oh, he's adorable. What you think about that? I'd never heard myself call adorable before. See, you get a little bit of notoriety. And people start to go, wow, he's cool. Wow. How's that working with the girls, though, because you've struggled. Yeah, it's actually going pretty well right now.

What do you mean? Whoa, whoa, hold on a minute. Break it. So, what? Quiet Mike is 26 years old, right? Yeah. Never had a girlfriend, and he's been struggling for years. Wait, this is the first I've heard of this.

So wait, you have a girl now? I met a girl in Austin, yeah. Whoa. How old is she? She's 24. And how'd you meet her? On Bumble. Did you guys go out?

Yeah. How many times? Three times. Whoa. What does she do? She works at a college. What celebrity does she look like? Like Jessica Beal with glasses.

What? Oh, be my head. Wow. Wow. How do we feel about that, boys? Meta Musil Mike. In the house. That's right.

You're on Justin Timberlake's level? No, she's not as good as Jessica. Oh, oh, yeah. My, my, Mar-Mai Sharona. Wow. So what's the deal? What's happening? We've been talking, FaceTime in a bit.

So it's a long-distance relationship. Yeah. Although that's home to you, Austin. So two-hour flight, nonstop on South West. I fly it all the time. Yeah. Really not that big of a deal. Time-wise.

No, not too bad. Are you going to invite her to Nashville? I am. Win, win, win, win. I think 4th of July weekend. Wow. Mikey likes it. So does she like you?

Yeah. Do we have a picture? Well, hold on a minute. What's happening here? You guys get online and talk to each other? Yeah. And what do you talk about? What's the bond?

We're both kind of nerdy. Yeah. So we're into a lot of the same stuff. Did she come to your comedy show? She did. Did she think you were funny? She did. Dang.

Quiet Mike. Wow. That's pressure. Did she meet your family at the comedy show? No, she did. Oh. That's too quick. Yeah.

I did, though, for the first time. Yeah. Took a nice picture. Does she eat meat? She does. But does she know you don't eat meat? Yeah, she knows. Wow.

Marsha, how do you feel about all this? I'm sad. I have two daughters I wanted to introduce them to. Oh. They're not committed. You're not committed to. Yeah. Yeah.

I mean, when it rains it for us, huh? Come on here. Well, Marcia, thank you for your call because your call actually opened this up. We had no idea in this room. You're welcome. That Mike D is over here. I don't want to be a play in no more.

I'm just to play a proche lot. So anything else, Mike D, about this, you want to share? That's about it. So what was your lead Tinder line with her? Like, how do you get someone on a Tinder? No, not a Bumble. That's what she messaged me first.

What did she say? I don't remember what the first message was. Come on, you don't remember. You haven't memorized it. You tattooed it on you already. what did it say Mike I think it was something about because I have something about

like traveling in my profiles because she asked me like the coolest place I've been to Yeah And what was your answer? New York City Yeah And then you said you want to go

I'll take you on Fourth of July So you're bringing her here Yeah And you have a roommate Yeah So she's just gonna stay in your room Or you guys can get at like a hotel Oh boy bones

What? A hotel They hung out three times Are you gonna send her to a hotel Okay yeah Thank you Probably a hotel You're gonna send her to a hotel

Any who's playing for her airline ticket? I will. You have to. No way! Oh, yeah, you have to. You're crazy. It's like a date. If you're long distance, it's a date, you have to pay for it.

Yeah, I'm sure. And he probably has miles, too. You have miles? I do. Yeah, there you go. Well, here we go. And by the way, low cash is coming in in a few minutes. Boy, breaking news.

Quiet Mike with the girl. On the Bobby Bone show now. Low cash. Hey, by the way, I saw you guys. I was watching baseball, and I saw your song come on. ESPN. Yeah, man. Really?

It's pretty cool. Yeah. your song, right? Yeah. The ASPN picked it up for college baseball and we're doing the college World Series this year in June. We're huge baseball fans too. I mean, just sports in general, but man, for us to pick up something like that, it's pretty cool, man. You get paid for us? Do you get

paid for that? Yeah, a little bit. Little, very little. Not like baseball players. It's not like a TV commercial where they pick up your song and it's like hundreds of thousands of dollars. No, but ESPN called us up and said they love the song. They wanted to tie it in with college baseball and then the World Series and it's crazy.

I would take it too. I would just wonder to Yeah, it's more a scratch-your-back kind of thing and just, you know, and it's ESPN. Who's going to say no to them? Well, don't get better than. So I saw this on ESPN and I said, I'd like for those guys to come in because on Thursdays sometimes artists

will come in and play old school songs. Oh, yeah. So I wanted to be able to play this, but I wanted you guys, I said, hey, what will they play? A throwback Thursday. So what did you guys pick, by the way? I haven't been told.

We are, we could do, Be My Baby Tonight. That's it. Don't even say any of it. That's what we're going to do. By the way, low cash is here. You guys are out with Billy Currington right now Dude yeah that tour's awesome

Billy is amazing You know he's got like 15 number ones Oh yeah Isn't that insane It's it creeps up on you How much you love a Billy Currington show And you know every word to every song He's awesome

He played our IHard Country Festival And I like Billy anyway Yeah I like Billy because he's peculiar And I'm peculiar and it's kind of like-minded people But it's a cool awkwardness I like the cool awkwardness of it And so he's playing eye

One after the other people are going Oh I don't know he's saying that It's just boom boom Dude it makes no sense how great he is. I mean, his show is great, too. Low Cash is here, before we get to some new stuff. You want to do this one here? Yeah, we can do it, man, sure. Let's do it. That'd be fun, dude.

Here we go. Here's some, on Throwback Thursday. Here's some Be My Baby tonight. You want a drum P? Let's do it. Come on, right? Hey, guys, so because of licensing roles, we can't play anything with music on this Iheart radio channel or podcast anymore, but you can go to bobbybones.com to see it. We hate that we had to take it down. It wasn't our decision, but I just wanted to keep you up, and we wanted to keep up as much as possible.

So go to bobbybones.com to watch or hear whatever you're missing right now. And thank you for listening to the show. And sorry about all the legal stuff. I was not expecting that. And then you guys, that's a cool version. Big thanks, man. Do you guys do that? We used to do it.

Because that's really cool. That was like my karaoke jam, man. We met at the parking lot this morning. We were like, we better rehearse. We haven't done it since like the Tutsy days. It's been that. That's really cool. You know how sometimes you'll rediscover something that you used to do?

And you go, oh, remember that? we should do that again. Like you guys should do that again. Even at like radio interviews, I want you to play, like stupid people like me. I'm just going. Like that's fun. That's a lot of, right guys? Yes. Oh yeah. And that's a, wow, low cash is here. Throwback Thursday. It was not expecting to smile that much. By the way, whoever's shooting your videos now and your Instagram's, killing it. Yeah, man. I watch all your stuff. And it's so good. It means a lot. Yeah.

We've been going through different people trying to find the right fit. And we think you got them. It's awesome. Whoever's doing your social media and your video, We call him Garth because he looks like party on Garth. Like Dana Carvey. Oh, like Wayne's World. He's awesome. He's awesome. But his name is David.

And, yeah, so we're fortunate to have him. Low Cash is here. Which, by the way, not to totally throw a curveball here, but you have a, the record's coming out of the summer, right? Yeah, fallish. Fallish. Late summer, early fall. Is the name of a brothers? Yes.

Have you guys announced that yet? You just did. Oh, so this, because I didn't know. You can I do it? Yeah, absolutely. I mean, we're telling everybody on the road, but it's. Okay, so it's not. It'll be a lot more coming from you.

I have an announcement to make, everyone, apparently. Low cash. All right. Hold your applause. Haven't finished it yet. Low cash, they have a record that will be out in late summer, early fall, and it will be titled, wait for it, brothers. Yes, right.

Wow. I hadn't heard. All right. So speaking to brothers, you've been a brother to us all along from day one. You've had a ton of success. And we got you a little something for our friends, the audio technica. This is one of our tour sponsors.

How about that? And they just came out with a brand new, limited edition red headphones. Oh, wow, red headphones. It kind of looks like Iron Man. It's got a little old mixed in. So we wanted to give it to you. And they sent a card to you. Oh, how about that?

Thank you very much. Hey, clap, clap, man. And we're sending another color for everybody else. So, yeah, everybody can everybody. You get a headphone. You get a headphone. Wow. Well, thanks to Audio Technica.

By the way, do you have that song, Brothers? Can you play a little bit of that? Yeah. We'd love to. Absolutely. And this is the day of all the new stuff here. Brothers, low cash is here. Their new record will be called Brothers.

And can you give me like a verse and a chorus of Brothers? Yeah, that's true. You want to do the second verse? It doesn't matter. Let's do that. Why would you name the record Brothers, by the way? Well, you know, Chris and I are not related, and that's the first question everybody asks is,

are we really brothers? And the answer is yes and no, because we're not Blood Brothers, but we feel like Brothers. And there's a lot of folks out there that have somebody close in their life that has had their back and been there for them. And so we were hoping maybe they would relate to these lyrics and this song. So we wrote it with Cory Crowder and Tyler Hubbard. And none of us are related, but, man, we felt like brothers that day. It was cool.

I think, you know, we're all brothers and sisters out there, man, and we wanted something that just brings people together. And especially our military. And we'll sing the set. We'll start with the second verse because it's about our military. So we'll do that. How about that right there? Come on. Is that song out yet?

Not yet. I'm just being honest. I hadn't heard that song. Yeah, it's new. It's Brandon. We just wrote it. We've never sang that on the radio or anything. That's the first time.

Look at me. I see if I were cool, I would act like I'd already heard it. If I'm not cool. No one argued with me when I said to you. No, no, I don't want it. I don't want it. You know my rule. Right.

Do you guys want to hang out for a minute? Sure, dude. We'd love to. It's the rare ask back. You know what I mean? Yeah. Having fun here. Feel honored.

No, no, don't be honors. I'm just kidding. I want to know if they're annoyed by being asked to stay around. They're like, oh, we're going to need some coffee. You got to go. We've got to go see Big Dian Bobo. All right. We're going to come back in a second. Low Cash is here.

On the Bobby Bone Show now. Low Cash. They just played that new song called Brothers. Heavy respect to our military as we try to have on our show as well. And Memorial Day is coming up. And so, you know, I hope everyone respects what our military has done for us and why we get to do things. Like, I'm having a party in my house.

You guys want to come? Done. That's a done deal. Boom. See? Invited in. Hey. Yeah.

What I was? Wait, hold on. Bobby, they have wives and kids. That's okay. Come on, man. Bring it. Go ahead. You have a cap of 30 people.

And that's two, and they got wives. That's two kids. That's like 18. We have like 16 kids right there. We're popping babies on right now. How are you, you just invite random people in the studio? They're not random. It's Lod.

It's Chris and Preston. Well, I understand. Well, I understand. that, but they just come in studio and so they perform a song, so you're like, oh, I should invite them. Oh, that would be fun if, like, do you need them to bring their guitars to the party? No, we're just, I got a DJ. I got a, I got a pole, I moved. You guys, you can't go.

They are running out of spots. I don't have a spot, so you are invited. Can you floss? Do you not a floss? Yes, I know how to floss at the party for you. Do you know what that means? Yes, it's doing the dance. I don't know.

You just did it. That's amazing. It's a floss party. It can't teach me. Kids, yes. Yeah, you guys are all going to come by for a bit if you want. They love to. No, they're not.

No, they really love to. Bring the wives, bring the kids. Yeah. Chris Preston from Low Cash, you're here. Earlier we were talking, and you guys came in and played an old school song on Throwback Thursday. You were going to give me options. What was the other option you were going to give me? What might have been?

Yeah, Little Texas. Oh. I mean, you know that one, too? You guys want another throwback test? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Why not? Sing another. Sing another.

Sing another. All right. Low Cash is here. And they have a new song out Right now called Don't Get Better Than That Which we're about to play They're loading up the guitars You guys gotta tune them

Take a second We're good Oh that's a tune I have to tune my vocal teeth us up See if we could do that Me too have to tune out for morning Low Cash is here By the way download stream

Don't get better than that They have a new record they announced Called Brothers It'll be out later And here we go You guys ready? All right yeah All right set it up boys

I think you're a DJ, doing a DJ voice. Here's an oldie but a goodie back in the day. I think this came out in 1992 or 93. It's by Little Texas. And Chris was in the Little Texas fan club. I was. I totally joined it. I was like eight and I joined it.

There was a hair band in country music. I thought that was awesome. Here they come. You haven't even thought about that song in a while. Such a good song, man. When you hear it again, you're like, that's why I loved it so much when I was a kid. We got to sing it with Tim Rushlow. Really?

Yeah, man, that was pretty awesome. I kind of freaked out. I got that. Low cash is in here. That was really good. We got lots. We got two throwbacks. We got the name of the record.

We got part of a new song that hasn't been released yet. You got invited to the house. Get invited to the house and lunchbox didn't. No, that's true. Not yet. He's still waiting. Well, they're out with Billy. Billy Currington all this summer on his stay-up-to-the-sun tour.

CMA Fest, you're out playing shows there. Yeah. Wanted to see people. It would be awesome. And then you're all over ESPN with your song. Yeah. And then you're going to go play the College World Series, huh? Don't get better than that.

There we go. You ever been to Omaha? We went one time. We didn't even know it was there. We were playing in a bar in Omaha. We heard the World Series was happening. So we walked to the stadium, bought tickets, sat in the crowd, and got a little souvenir ball. And now we're playing the opening ceremonies.

It's crazy. Look at this. Wow. I'm going to play. Don't get better than that right now. It's always something. It's coming up for one thing and then we do nine things. It's good.

Very efficient. I like it with low cash. I like they all roll with it, too. Who rolls? They roll with it. They just roll with it. They've been roll. Some people don't roll, you know.

And how about Idol? When they were bringing you on and the voice with it, you texted me and you were like, dude, you just intro me on Idol. It was crazy. Oh, yeah, you did. That was right. Wasn't that wild? So my intro piece on Idol the very first time was them going, hey, and Bobby Bones, because

they were at the CMA talking about me. They used the clip of Locatch talking about me. Nice. And so I text press and I was like, hey, you were just intro on me on Idol. I was still freaking out. I was dancing on the cows. I was like, we were on Idol. Our worlds collide over and over.

It was so cool to see you on there, though. It's time for the good news. With Amy. Tell me something good. Okay, so Savannah was on a flight sitting next to a man who sent a mean text message about her, and she could see his phone. So, hello, like, if you're going to send a mean text, make sure the person you're sitting about can't see it.

So she's sitting right next to him, and he texts that he's sitting next to a smelly, fatty person. Oh. And, of course, this breaks her heart. And she obviously tried to look away. She was trying not to cry. Well, another person sitting next to them also saw this go down. And straight up was like, excuse me, sir, I want that seat. I'm going to sit next to her.

I'll switch with you. Oh, good for them. And got up willing to take the seat and tried to comfort this girl and was really kind, complete stranger that saw it go down and then stepped in and made the girl feel like so much more awesome. Obviously, good Samaritan there. And the girl doesn't even know who the stranger was. And she just kind of put the story out there hoping to find them again. Well, good for the stranger.

that kind of stinks. I bet you that person wishes they would... Oh, update! Oh, they just handed her a new note. Wow, a new note just came in. She found... Oh, oh.

She learned who the fat chamber was. My point is... We won't put him on blast. Is that I bet you he wishes he wouldn't have done that. Not just because of the story. Well, I think it's, yeah, and sharing this story,

while it's good that the Good Samaritan stepped in, but it's also a good reminder like, hey, let's try to respect people that we're sitting around and not even, like, put that negativity out there. He's probably a smelly guy too. Yeah. Smell yourself.

Probably didn't even wipe all the way. Yeah. What? All right. Is that it? Yes. All right, good. That was Tell Me Something Good.

The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd skinny. Dirk's Bentley teased a new song he recorded with Brothers Osborne for his new album. The song's called Burning Man and he'll release the entire song tomorrow, but he shared a little clip. I'm a little bit steady, but still a little bit rolling. Dirk's new Heaven But still a little bit

Flesh and bone Little found Little don't know where I am I'm a little bit Holy Water But still a little bit Burned

Dirk's new album The Mountain Will be released on June 8th And the first round of performers For the 2018 CMT

Awards has been announced Blake Shelton Chris Stapletton Kelsey Ballerini Luke Bryant and Sam Hunt are all

scheduled to perform Kelly Clarkson will also be there performing and the awards go down June 6th, hosted by Little Big Town. I'm Amy. That's your 30 Second Skinny.

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what kind of car does Jesus drive a Chrysler okay that's pretty funny yeah I'm kind of into that the Chrysler yeah yeah yeah That was the morning corny. This is a Bobby Bones show. Bobby Bones. We're going to play Name that Famous Bob, because Bob Dylan turned 77 today.

Here's a little Bob Dylan for you. Let's meet our three players. First of all, to my left, my main co-host, my main squeeze, the love of your life. Amy, everybody, there we go. Yeah. Love of all our listeners' lives. Over to my right, the guy with the big bushy beard, he's loud.

It's lunchbox, everybody. Yeah. The crowd goes crazy. And over to my far right, 90 degrees. Mr. All I do is win. Producer Eddie. All I do is win. Why do you want that?

Why do you want to be my? We already established that that's mine. But let's go. Let's go. Let's play the game. And you get all worked up about it, so he's going to keep doing it. Let's go. What's all worked up you get. Here we go.

Name that famous Bob. I'll give you the description. You name the famous Bob, Bobby, or Robert. Got it. Here we go. Amy. The former host of the Price is Right. Bob Barker.

That is correct. Give her a point. There you go. Lunchbox. Yep. The lead singer of the group, The Whalers. What? That is a softball.

No, it's not. The Whalers? I have no. Bob. Bob Dylan. No, Bob Marley. Close. Sorry, that's incorrect.

Come on. You. That's so easy. Bob Barker and I... Come on. Eddie. Yeah. The English actor who dated Kristen Stewart.

Oh. His name's Robert. Robert Crawford. Oh. Yeah. No, Robert Pattinson. Dang it. There you go.

Amy. Yeah. The American painter and host of the joy of painting. I know who you're talking about. That dude with the afro. He's like a white guy. And he has like that big hair. Go ahead.

Bob, Robert, Robert. Time, incorrect. But you do know who it is. It's Bob Ross. It has the big hair. That's right. Yeah. Lunchbox.

Yep. What? The lead singer of Led Zeppelin. That's easy. Robert Plant. There you go. Easy. Softball.

Stop ball. You gave him softball, Bobby. Yeah. I got that dude that paints on the PBS channel. It goes. The last guy with the afternoon. Eddie. He played Danny Tanner on Full House.

Oh, Bob Sagitt. There you go. Yeah. We're all tied at one going into the last round. I wonder how hard it would be. Amy. Yeah. Famous celebrity chef and reality TV personality.

Bobby Flea. That's correct. There you go. There you go. Lunchbox. Yeah. The Academy Award winner, known for Raging Bull. It's a good movie.

Raging. Also, Silver Lining's Playbook. Oh, it's easy. Robert Redford. No, Robert De Niro. Oh, he's in that. You know that actor, right, luncheucks? Yeah, I've heard of him. Eddie.

Yeah, come on, Bones. To tie Amy. Famous for his role as Tony Stark. Yep, Robert Downey Jr. Got it. You've got to be kidding. That's it. You're lucky, dude.

I just saw Iron Man, too. Well, that was about a year. ago, but that's last movie I've seen with him in it. Have you not? All right. I'm going to give you a sudden death between Amy and Eddie. Sudden death. Come on, Amy. Are you ready? Ready.

I'm looking at a bunch of Bob's here. How about the 66-year-old sportscaster? Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa. Do we say her name? Buzz your name. Okay, okay. The 66- Amy. Bobby. Bob Costas. Correct. Woo!

I thought it was win. He wasn't even done. Well, yeah, but I mean, I just, sometimes you just got to go with a gut feeling. And I know who he is because one time when he was reporting on the Olympics, he got bad Botox and his eye got weird. There you go. There you go. Amy, congratulations. You beat Mr. All I do is win for this one James.

I did, I did. I did. I do. There you go. Bobby Bones. The Bobby Bones show. All right, all right. Let's go over to Morgan number two.

Who is our ranking youngest person in the studio? And so that's why we check in with her. and what do 24-year-olds care about? Here we go. You can now buy a wine keg. There's essentially a grown-up version with wine. Bridge Lane is selling it, and they come in Sauvignon Blanc, Red Blend, Chardonnay, white merlo, and rosé. And it essentially holds 27 bottles of wine.

Wow. Wait, that's a lot, right? 27 bottles, yeah. Should I get a wine keg from a party? Yeah. Yeah, I mean, if you want to, that's a lot of wine. Is it too much? I don't know.

I have to buy alcohol for this thing. Do they have a pony keg of it? I don't know what that means. That pony keg is a little baby keg. Oh, yeah, I don't know. Yeah. It just comes in the big version, but like the Chardonnay one, if that's the one you want, which is the most common, that one's $240. Oh, holy moly.

Rosee all day. Hold on, rosé all day. Hold on. Do I need to get wine for this party or since it's a pool, it's like hot? Who get frose. What are you talking about? Frozen rosé. Do you want to be in charge of the alcohol at the party?

You don't have to buy it, but like. I feel like she's just making sounds. No, this is stuff Girls are into. It's a real thing. I'm telling you, right? Morgan number two is a real thing. Bobby, you want it?

You want people to leave your party talking about how awesome the party was. And there, let me tell you, if you have frose, people are going to be like, he had frose. He had a DJ. He had a blow-up, mechanical bull float. He had a DJ. There you go, both.

There you go. Like, these are all the things that are going to leave people talking. Hey, I was told that I'm the only guy in the studio Not invited Lunchbox Datchelor Party Oh, great So wait That lunchbox has already invited Ray and Eddie And he's going

I'm going How did the invites go out? I have no idea Eddie was like, hey, are you going us? It's that weird question, are you going And I didn't get invited? That's awkward. Eddie, did you not know?

I thought that everyone was going. I didn't even get invited. It was just word of mouth We kind of talked about it And just in passing, hey, Datchel party, Eddie, you come in, Ray, you come in? But this was like a week ago. Eddie, when did you get you?

invited? Like three weeks ago. Okay, that's what I thought. Yeah, that's what I mean. It was just kind of in passing. It wasn't like a formal invite. Because it was like details because you have to like buy a plane ticket. Where are you guys thinking about going?

We're thinking about San Diego, Austin, or Clearwater, Florida. And why are you having a datchelor party? It's one last hurrah before the baby comes with your boys. But what's a who hurrah? A party, a celebration. It's a next chapter of your life. Sort of like you have a graduation party. You have a bachelor party.

you have a 21st birthday. Now you have a datchel party. Right before you have a baby and you have to be really responsible, you get to let loose one last weekend. I didn't have any of those parties. Yeah, Eddie, your wife is cool with you going. She totally said I can go.

The only rule she had was just no gentlemen clubs. Okay, and so. We'll bring the gentleman club to you. No. Whatever. Bobby doesn't do that stuff. Why can he go? He doesn't do.

I didn't get invited, so. I didn't say he couldn't go. He just ended up. So why don't you invite him right now? Well, I'm the only one weeks ago that wasn't invited. I'm invited weeks ago, but that's okay. Right, right. But, I mean, we talked about the pool party.

I haven't been invited to that either, so. Yeah, neither's Eddie, though, but Eddie's been invited and I have it. That's true. But now that you have Froyo or whatever you're having. Oh, Frose. Jose and the DJ. Jose and the DJ and my friend Jose. And a wee J board.

I really want to go now. That's all right. I don't need to be invited. But hey, I hope it's awesome. I hope you guys have a great time. Eddie, be careful. Thank you. I will be careful.

I think I'm the best dad. Am I going to be the best dad? Oh, yeah, probably the best dad there, yeah. Yeah. What do you mean the best dad? Is it like the best man? Yeah, like a wedding. Oh, I get it.

Like, these are all of his groomsmen, but for his baby. Exactly. Oh, boy. Well, you know what? You guys have fun. It sounds like junior high, and I didn't get invited to another party. So, all right, wham, wan, wan. There we go.

Hit the clip, Ray, so I can get out of here. Apparently, men really are better at navigating. I'm reading the story. It says men have a superior sense of direction. that allows them to be more efficient and make better use of shortcuts. Now, if I'm into this, I'm ruining it because I have no sense of direction. I'm colorblind. I have no sense of direction. I don't know anybody's cell phone number. Like, I'm done.

What about your husband, Amy? Yeah, he's pretty good with direction. Is it because of his military background, though? I don't know if it's, you know, he's born with it or it's, you know, learned. But I'm horrible with direction. And I don't know if it's just because I'm a female or I'm like you. I just don't get it. Like I get turned around.

I started to do this thing where if like my body, if my mind tells me to go right, like my gut tells me to go right, I just go left. Because like my gut is not right. Ever. Eddie? Oh, I'm great. Like the other day, my wife and I were looking for a pool in a note in a neighborhood. And I said, I don't even need directions. I'll find it.

And I took three turns and I found the pool. Just like that. Just like that. It's just something inside of me. I don't know where it is. Oh, like if I was a bird, I would be far far away. I think that sometimes. You know how they all migrate and fly together.

That fascinates me. It really truly does, but I would be the bird that's like... There goes Amy. Where's that bird going? Researchers say men's love of video games might have influenced the results. According to your research, men are likely faster research destination than female counterparts. Oh, I was really good at Mario Brothers when I was little. Were you, though?

Yeah, and Duck Hunt? Heck yeah. But you probably cheated on Duck Hunt and took the gun and put it on the screen, didn't you? Yeah, we all did. Yeah. Yeah. Lunchbox. Oh, I'm great at directions. I can go somewhere one time and I can get back there all the time.

When I was a kid, my dad would be across town, call my mom from a payphone. Two days later, we'd drive by that pay phone. I tell my mom, dad called you from that pay phone, and it was the right payphone. Man, what a story, huh? No, really, lunchbox, if he ever gets on an amazing race, like, I would want to be his partner. He's good. well I don't agree with that

wholeheartedly on the men being better than women oh for sure I mean but Bobby you're pretty feminine you just join me in that for those new to the show yes by the way there's a guy who grabbed a rattlesnake got bit three times

a South Carolina man was rushed to the hospital on Sunday in critical condition after he's bitten three times on the hand by a venomous rattlesnake Michael Adams 28 was kayaking with friends he spotted the snake picked it up with his bare hands. Of course the idiot got bit, yes, of course.

Adams was transported to the hospital where he received emergency anti-venom. He is returning home. But yeah, how's that even a news story that you pick up a rattlesnake and then you get bit? Yeah, the first time I understand the leather two, like, your fault. What are you going to say?

I just think it's a new story because they use it as a friendly reminder to, like, not pick up rattlesnakes. Do you need a reminder to not touch the stove? Clearly we do. I guess so. It's time for the good news. With Bobby.

Tell me something good. His golfer hits his very first ever hole in one, age 93 years old, on his last round ever. Oh, wow. Pretty cool. His name's Ben Bender in Ohio, a five wood, and it was the last round he was going to play because he goes, eh, you're getting too old to play golf all the time. He'd been playing for 60 years, never had a hole in one. So on his last time to play. That's the good man upstairs looking out for him right there.

He hit a hole in a hole in. How about that? So, yeah, that's great. He went over 60 years without making a whole on one. That's crazy. Anyway, congratulations to that, dude. Now he can die in peace. That was tell me something good.

Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones. Let's go. Transmitting across America. So if you've been keeping up at home, Amy has a 7-year-old son, and he has a girlfriend named Gladys. Amy can't figure out of Gladys is real or not. I can't either because who would name their seven-year-old Gladys?

You know what I mean? So you can't prove that your daughter doesn't think she's real. No. She's like stuck on the fact that Gladys is fiction. So because of that, he tried to take a picture in class of her? Yes. So that my kids have tablets, like Amazon Fire tablets, and they're not supposed to take them to school.

And if they do, they're not supposed to take them out of their backpack. Well, my husband and I were kind of teasing him a little bit. And our daughter that Gladys wasn't real. We went back and forth about it. So the next day, he showed up at school and got in trouble for having his tablet out. But he was trying to take a picture of Gladys. So there still is no proof of Gladys. No, he said he couldn't get the picture because he got in trouble for having the tablet.

Because, you know, we got home. We were like, what's wrong? Why were you in trouble at school today? And then he explained to us why. And then we felt awful because he sort of got in trouble and it's our fault. Well, one, should you be making fun of him about a fake girlfriend? Yeah, it's pretty awesome. It's like one of our ultimate family bonding moments lately.

Like, we all can't wait to sit around the dinner table and start talking about Gladys. Really? Yeah. I mean, everybody has fun of it. He laughs. You tell him you think it's fake. Yeah, I mean, we kind of go back and forth. And we're like, Stevenson, we just don't know.

We don't know. And then my daughter's really into it that she's, like, totally fake. And my daughter is convinced she has, like, sources around school that have told her it's fake. But then I got a note from my daughter's teeth that's like, she has no idea of whether not Gladys is real or not. Okay, so Amy has two kids. They've been in America for about four months. She adopted them from Haiti.

And so a lot of the kids have different names too because they're from different parts of the world. Yes. So they're at a special English as a second language school, like a special program within a school. And people are from all over the world. Is Gladys real? Let's go around the room. Amy, if you had to put your money on it, is Gladys your son's girlfriend real? Money on it today?

Yeah. No. She's not real. Eddie? Gladys is real 100%. I know that the game that her son has. He's got good strong game. He does have game. Lunchbox? Yes, she's real. He's got charm and the ladies love charm at that age. He knows how to work his booty. It's just, I don't think anyone would name their seven-year-old Gladys. Where do you get that name Gladys though? What country is she from?

He said she's from South America, but he won't tell me the country. But he said he wants, he said he needs to go to South America. so he can learn more about where Gladys came from. Well, book him a flight. Okay. So we have two to two. I go no. Amy and I go no.

Lunchbox, I know. Yes. Let's go to Morgan number two, our 24-year-old tiebreaker. What do you think, Morgan number two? I think yes. Wow. Gladys is real.

Gladys is real. You guys, I just don't even know. Bobby bones. There is a brand new Bobbycast, a show I do from my house. And in this episode of the Bobbycast, Lindsay L stops by. Now she put out the Continuum Project album, which she remade John Mayer's Continuum, and she did all the instruments.

She sang it all. She did the whole record by herself. And here she is talking about that. I was sitting down with Christian Bush, my producer, and we were having a music meeting. And he's like, Lindsay, what's your favorite record? And I said, well, it's Continuum by John Mayer. And he's like, perfect. I want you to go record the whole thing. And he gave me three rules. I needed to play all the instruments on the record. I needed to do it by myself in my studio. And then he gave me two weeks. So we talk about that. Also, she's the first Canadian female to have a number one in Canada in 10 years with criminal.

I would get texts from my mom and dad and brother anytime criminals on the radio. And they'd send me a picture. And those last few weeks up until we hit number one, texts were flying like crazy. They're like, criminals on the radio again, criminals on the radio. And to be the first female in 10 years in a whole decade to get a number one in Canada. Yeah, that's crazy. It's crazy. So listen to the new Bobbycast with Lindsay L.

We talked about personal stuff a bit too. but I wanted to mostly be about the music. She put out continuum. Do you know this song from John Mayer here to slow dancing in a burning room? Yes. This is her, him. This is his version.

So Lindsay, again, she had to do all the instruments herself. This is her. You don't like the record. She played all the drums on a tube, but they took them off because they wanted to sound. I noticed that. It's the little clips going to play. It's not the storm before the come.

It says it's a day and down. So check that out. Can seem to hold you like a Records up to stream or download Or you can check out the Bobby cast as well. So let's go there. Yeah. A Bobby Bones show.

On the Bobby Bones show now. Brandon's in because I played a song earlier this week And people started streaming it and downloading like crazy. It's called Bring Your Love Back. How are you, Brandon? I'm good, man. How are you? I see you wearing your denim.

I'm trying to, man. This guy wears so much denim. Yeah. You got a Canadian tuxedo, man. Head to toe. He has so much. It looks like he just switches out jeans to shirt. I just bought denim boots.

They're pretty cool. Wow. Yeah. Look at that. So I want you to play this song live. It's called Bring Your Love Back. And did you write this one? I did.

Yeah? Who'd you write this about? Who'd I write it about? Yeah. Oh, man. It was kind of... Just like, say your wife. Oh, it's about my wife.

I always wonder about how songs are written. Well, I was with... two amazing writers, Nathan Spicer and Kelly Archer, and I don't know if one of them was going through a breakup, but it was about, it was a true story. And I just started kind of viving on the verse and then it just turned into what it turned into, you know. All right. Here is Bring Your Love Back from Brandon Ray. Hey guys, so because of licensing roles, we can't play anything with music on this Iheart radio channel or podcast anymore, but you can go to Bobbybones.com to see it. We hate

that we had to take it down. It wasn't our decision, but I just wanted to keep you up, and we wanted to keep up as much as possible. So go to bobbybones.com to watch or hear whatever you're missing right now, and thank you for listening to the show, and sorry about all the legal stuff. That guy right there.

How do you get your voice that high? It's pretty impressive. Can you do that? No. Try it. Bring your love back. Got to go higher. I can't.

How do you do that? Do what else? When you hit that high one. Bring your love back. Bring your love I nailed it Yeah you got it Can you do

Oh baby Oh baby No no no Why don't you just meet me I'm making me Oh yeah Oh yeah Yeah do that one

Why don't you just meet me In the middle Do the high part The baby part again Oh baby I do that song pretty good You do it man You ever hear me do that one

You should record that one I was thinking about putting out a remix What you think about that Me Eddie Jr. Jr., Hey you want to come to my Oh gosh Stop What?

What? Come on. You're going to invite him to pool party to you? Do you want to come to the pool party? Oh man, I would love to. You more than welcome to. Oh, wow, thanks.

But will you bring your love back? How's that, Eddie? That's good, Bobby. Was it? Yeah, come over. I'd love to, man. Everybody's invited. Well, I mean, not everybody.

A lot of people aren't invited. Anything you guys want to say over there in the corner? No, no. That'd be a cool pool party. Maybe he can sing, bring your love back to everyone. Like, low cash is coming. Yeah, no. Zach Massey's the photographer, some chick named Megan Bordman,

Ahmad from Austin, Texas. Oh, some guy named Jared and his kids. This is a trainer. My friend. Oh, Kater. Oh, and the neighbors the other day they dropped a basket, so they're probably invited to. Why am I not about the neighbors? Ryan Hurd.

Yeah. Oh, Ryan Hurd. Yeah, it's my friend. These are my friends. People are very relaxed. Would you like to come, you and your wife? Man, I'm in. Okay, there we go.

I'm there. There we go. Bring your love back. Brandon Ray's here Go ahead, lunchbox I mean the next thing I know I'm going to look on Twitter and like Starbucks Stevens gonna be invited and all these people are the guy the Kroger

The grocery store And my mailman Brandon Ray when you go to parties The people ever say hey get out to guitar and they want you to be that guy Yeah It's usually when like the campfire starts Or it's like kind of you know When the sun goes down and

Sometimes like I don't want to, but other times I'm like, all right, let's do it. What's this song that you, if someone just hands you a guitar and goes, hey, play a song to make the crowd at a campfire, sing a bomb? Oh, and a campfire. Yeah, like we're all sitting around. What would you hit on the guitar without telling us? Probably, am I allowed to play it? Yeah, I don't care.

Okay. Play some of it. All right. Brandon Reyes here. He's got this song. Bring your love back. It's a good one. Congratulations on this one.

Thanks, man. Thanks for playing it. Yeah. Amy likes it too I do You can see it It's good to see you My friend

Hey good to see you Thanks for having me By the way Brandon's out with me And we'll be in three more shows On Charleston I'm really sad

It's ending man Tampa and Fort Pierce Florida Yeah he's out He just He dominates the crowd Then I have to go out And I have to go out and follow that

The good thing you all Are doing different things Yeah I still have to follow When the person in front He's awesome You know what I mean Brandon Ray

Good to see you buddy So So Eddie has a son Who had to sign a contract to stay in baseball. Yeah. As you can hear... Yeah, I know exactly where you're going.

Let me just set this up. So, Amy says, listen. Or Eddie, Eddie says, listen, Eddie Jr. You're 10 years old. If you're going to play baseball, you have to sign this contract. And if you leave baseball, you have to pay me all your savings.

Yeah, it's $100. $100 in cash. A lot for a 10-year-old. Yeah, and he's been doing great. He's been doing really good. He doesn't want to quit. He really likes what he's doing. He likes the game and everything.

So what I heard is... he's scared of the ball a little bit when he bats. He is. So just to preface, this is his first time playing baseball at age 10 ever. He's just been wanting to play. So now he's playing. He didn't realize how fast that ball was going to be coming at him while he's batting. So what Eddie does is he takes his son and he puts him out there and just throws and hits him with the balls.

Like just throws baseballs out of him and hits him over and over again. Guys, the coach told me this was a good technique. It's not a good technique. That backfired on me because now he's like scared. Because it hurt. Actually, every time I walk in the room, he'd think, I'm going to throw a baseball out of it. Oh, but see, that's what no teeth

did. So wait, so you tell, what do you say to him? So I told him, look, hey, we're going to practice at batting, and I'm going to throw the ball the way the pitchers would throw him at you, okay? So if you back up from the plate, I'm going to give you five chances. I want to have to throw the ball at you. It's a lesson.

It's kind of one of those things where I don't want to do this. It hurts me more than it hurts you. And so he backed up five times, so I get the ball. I'm like, I'm going to have to do it. You beaned your own ten years. So I was going to have to do it, and he was right on the fence. and he had nowhere to go. He was like just backed up on the fence.

I was like, I got to throw it. What's wrong with you? He had a helmet on. No. So, and he was just kind of like, no, you're not going to do it. And then I had to. And it wasn't a hard pitch bones. It's not like I gave him full force.

It was just a throw. And what part of the body did you hit him? I hit him on the thigh. Just does not seem. I mean, I play ball. Like, I don't remember this happening to me like as a child. So I hit him on the thigh. And he was just like, no, no, no, no, no.

He starts running away. I'm like, ah, get back. I got to throw you. I got to throw again. And so he went back and I threw a couple more at him and he didn't like it. He cried. He actually cried. Okay, but I wouldn't like it and I would probably cried too.

Bonz, you played baseball? How did you get, how did you get, how did you get, how did you get? I dodged it when it came to me. Well, see, he doesn't do that. He needs to be, you need to tell him, is he not catching on? If he doesn't like it, you shouldn't let him not play instead of signing some ridiculous contract. What is your wife think about this method?

No, she didn't like that method at all. I'm definitely alone on this. And the coach is the one that told me, is like this is what we do. with the kids, try it and see how it works. He's probably like at home, he's like, wonder if the dad's going to fall for this. So now your son doesn't like you to play ball with him. Now he's just scared that I'm going to be in him on purpose every single time I pitch to him.

Yeah. It's not a good thing. I don't recommend anyone do this for the kid. There's got to be a different way. It wasn't effective? No, not at all. He's better now. Like, I feel like he will be able to hit the ball at some point, but he still is scared that I'm going to do that again.

When does he play again? Saturday. Big game Saturday. I saw your four-year-olds playing ball. He's an all-stars. Is he a better athlete? He's more of a natural athlete. He's got a natural swing.

He's just, he likes that kind of stuff. It's built inside of him. He's wired that way. Yeah. Well, good luck, buddy. Thank you, man. Don't do that, by the way. Don't get throwing balls.

To your kid. Today is National Brothers Day. Amy, you have a brother? I do. I have a half-brother. Yeah? Mm-hmm. Hi, David.

Shout out. Lunchbox? Oh yeah. Shout out to my brother Joe, who I only hear from during football season, but it's good to have a brother. Eddie? Yeah, my brother, hi-man. What's up, bro? I have a half-brother that I don't really know.

So shout out. Shout out. Yeah. Give him a shout-out. Hope to get to know you one day. Dang, you don't even know his name. Yeah, I know his name. But, yeah, I found him on social media a long time ago.

How weird is that, huh? Doesn't he look like you a little bit? Yeah, a little bit. I think he's like seven or eight years younger than I am. So he looks like a cooler version of me. He looks like what our intern thinks I look like. Yelling and cool. You know what I mean?

Totally. Yeah. Our intern Jordan thinks I'm the youngest on the show. She's right. Youngest. At heart. He's also trying to look for a job. Yep.

Oh, that's the conspiracy now. Brown-nosing. Yeah, whatever. Maybe I can take Amy's job. Oh, now Amy always thinks everyone younger is gunning for her job. Amy's so old. By the way, today is National Brothers Day. I'll give you brothers names on TV.

You Tell Me the Show. And so our competitors are Amy, Miss Young America Radio. That's right. There she is. Thank you. Thank you. Over to Lunchbox with the big old bushy beard. Hello, lunchbox.

Who, who, who, who, who. What up? Mr. All I do is win. Produce Ready. No, stop. Except her the other day. He didn't. I like that title.

He doesn't win all the time. Okay, here we go. Let's play the game. I'll give you two brothers from a TV show. You tell me that TV show. Ready, Amy. Ready. Corey and Eric Matthews.

their brothers from a TV show what TV show are Corey and Eric Matthews from Corey Matthew Corey Come on guys I know Corey and Topanga

Corey Cory Boy Meets World Correct Wow I was sweating that movie Amy Good job I talked that one out

Lunchbox Yep Jack and Randall Pearson Jack and Randall Pearson The Walking Dead No it's this is us Yeah dude I don't watch it

Randall They're twins. All right. Not really. Eddie. Yeah. Nikki and Alex Katsopoulos. Oh, that's full house.

That is correct. Those are the boy twins. That is correct. Softball. Wow. Amy. Tyreon and Jamie Lannister. Whoa.

Tyrion. Tierion. Thank you, Raymond. Well, I mean, I feel like I should know something like Tyrion. So I'm going to go with a show that I don't watch, and I'm hoping that it's Big Bang Theory? No, I'm sorry, it's Game of Thrones. Oh, duh, I should have known

with that name. Yeah, Titian. A Lanaster always pays his debts. Oh, yeah, those Lannisters. There you go. Lunchbikes. Yep. Daryl and Merle Dixon. Walking Dead. Correct.

That looks such a guess. Daryl. I have no idea. Try to give me the hard ones. I like it. Eddie. We're all tied at one. Oh, you take the lead here? Yeah.

Eddie I don't know if this is easier hard Well don't worry about it Just ask the question Well no I'm just thinking If I would know it Charlie and Alan Harper What on earth

Oh That's happy days No Two and a half men Yeah I don't know that Two and a half men All right Amy ready

Yeah Damon This is the last round Damon and Stefan Salvatore Is that right Raymond Stephen Damon and Stefan

Salvatore. That's got to be something on the CW. Right? What do you think it is? Wow. Arrow. No, it's the vampire diaries. Dang it! That's right.

Oh, gosh, I couldn't think of that one. Yep. Lunchbox. Yep. Dean and Sam Winchester. Dean and Sam Winchester? Uh-huh. Dean and Sam.

These are so hard Some of them are Raymond made Raymond did you make this No Morgan number one Uh Gossip girl No but supernatural

Same network Wow And for the win Eddie Here we go Jonathan and Drew Scott Oh Hold on I know this

I don't I do I do I do Property property Property brothers Correct Yeah

Yeah Why do you give him The softball My song The softballs. So ridiculous. Lunch box. Shh.

He gets to celebrate his song. Relax. Relax. Go ahead, Eddie. El reba ta-ta-tao! Yeah. Ah. Mm.

And then, come on, everybody. Ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-tow. Thanks, Amy. There he is. Mr. All I do is winning. When you give him the easy questions, it makes him easy to win. Amy didn't know that one. Charlie and Alvin.

He didn't get that Harper one, right? He only got two right. Correct. Yeah. men, easy one, but you give them property brothers and you give me something no one's ever seen. He missed two and a half men. You just yelled easy. He missed it.

Don't, bones, don't argue with that. Okay, sorry. Eddie, congratulations. Easy questions. There you go. All right, there we go. Wrap it up. Hit that button, Raymond.

Here's Amy's pile of stories. Cockroach milk is all the new thing right now. It's the rage. What is that? It's a new health trend because the cockroach milk crystals, they have three times the energy of dairy milk, and it's full. full of fats and proteins and sugars, the good kind that your body needs. And people are straight up drinking it out of the cockroaches.

If I didn't know that it was from a cockroach, I'd probably be okay with it. I know. Me too. I'm like, if it keeps me healthy and young, like, yeah, I'll drink a little bit of that. So yesterday, NFL owners voted on where the Super Bowl is going to be next year and then the year after that. So Super Bowl is 57-58. I'm going to say Mountain Pine, Arkansas.

Ooh. Didn't make the cut. Didn't make the cut. Glendale, Arizona, and then New Orleans, Louisiana. Good for them. The Arizona wouldn't make sense. I mean, New Orleans does too. But Glendale's wide open and the weather's always nice.

So, yeah, that's good. Good for them. What else? Okay, so if you just want like a really awesome thing to just go check out on our website, Bobbybones.com, you got to see this cat that was on top of this minivan traveling 60 miles for hour on the highway. Oh, wow. Yes, poor thing.

I have no idea how it was even. holding on. But it's just one of those things where if you kind of need a break and you just want to go check it out, you'll be like, oh my goodness. It's adorable. Poor cat, though. But everything's fine. Cats fine. But people were passing the van on the freeway and they took video footage and then the news picked it up.

And they were like, hello, you got a cat. You got a cat on your van. Again, the cat's okay. Bobbybones.com. I'm Amy. That's my pile. Appreciate everybody hanging out with us. Amy, what's going on today? Anything? Well, it's my kids The Last Day of School

Oh, yeah? Yeah. So, I mean, I'm pretty sure they don't have it tomorrow. I hope not. Don't plan on taking it over. Oh, yeah? That's good. Lunchbox.

Ooh, I got nothing. Kna. Yeah, catch up on nap. That's good. Yep. Very important to get your sleep. Does anybody have last day of school traditions, like something you do every day on the last day of school?

Mm-mm. I'm kids. I haven't been in school in a long time. Yeah. I know. I didn't know if anybody, We just usually take him to go good ice cream or some of that's it. I mean, that's an easy tradition.

What are you doing, Bob? B. My name's not Bob. I'm actually flying home. I have a speech I'm giving here in Phoenix, and then I'm flying home today, and then I'll be home. Yay. You got to prep the house for the big partay.

Not yet. Oh, it's not going to take you a few days? No, no, no, no. I don't know that it will get prepped. I think it's just like, doors open. Oh, okay. Here's a party. I thought you needed like three or four days, get everything together.

Thanks to low cash. Thanks to Brandon Ray for coming by. Listen to the whole show. Also, there's a Lindsay L. Bobbycast. Search Bobbycast on IHartRadio or iTunes. And we'll see you guys on Friday. Tomorrow, the Friday morning conversation with Matt Carney. Can't wait to see you.

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