The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby Encounters A Spit Talker + Lunchbox Gets Turned Down To Host Charity Event

Episode Date: August 10, 2018

Bobby recounts his run-in with a ‘spit-talker.’ Lunchbox gets turned away from hosting a huge charity event. Also, Bobby presides as Judge Common Sense for a listener needing marital advice. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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That's right. Now, yeah. Turn it up. Yeah. Welcome to Friday show. Good morning, studio. Morning. Yeah, love that.

Okay. Amber and Kansas, thank you for calling. What's going on? Oh, hi. I was just calling just to say hi. I have my nieces here, and we're just such huge fans of the show. Oh, thanks. One of Kansas, do you live?

In Hutch. I know, Hutch. It's near Wichita. Wichita. Yeah, you know Morgan No. 2's from Wichita. Yes. Is she famous around there now?

Oh, probably. I don't know. I was doing a book signing in Wichita, and people woke up to me like, hey, I know Morgan number two. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Yeah. What are you think about that, Morgan number two? I think you're lying. I'm like, that's true. People were coming up going, hey, I went to high school in Morgan number two, or I used to know Morgan number two.

What did they say about her? Oh, that's weird. They were just like, we used to know her. I was like, yeah. Yeah. So anyway. Anything you'd like for us to do on today's show, Amber? Oh, I didn't know.

My niece loves Mornikourney Corny. Oh, we got that coming up for sure. For sure. Amy, you want to do it? We're going to do a morning corny now, a little early morning corny. You have one of those ready? Yeah. Okay. The morning corny.

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't have teddy bears. Do you know why? He had real bears. Okay. That was the morning corny. I wonder if kids even know who Chuck Norris is. Probably not. Hey, Morgan, number two, do you know much about Chuck.

Chuck Norris? Yeah, I know. He's making sure. She's 24. I mean, do you get why he played with real bears? Because he's Chuck Norris. Yeah. Yeah.

It's tough. Yeah. Amber, thank you for calling and thank you for listening. We really appreciate you. All right. Well, can my name say hi? Here, my name says to say hi real quick. Okay.

Hello. Hi. How are you? What's your name? Why are we? How old are you? Five and a half. Wow.

Do you have a boyfriend? No. Okay. Don't. Stay away. Run as long as you can, okay? I appreciate you, Bobby. I appreciate you.

That's good. I like that. I appreciate you. Thank you, Amber. This guy spent $90,000 on a brand-new on a brand-new BMW X-5, and he used that car to bury his dad as his dad's casket.

What? Smaller. Yeah, the guy lost his dad due to old age and decided to send him off to his final journey in a luxury car. So he spent $90,000 in a car, put him in the ground with it. An extra large, six-foot deep grave near his hometown. Wow. That is so baller.

A photo of the car being lowered into the grave by Paul Bearers went viral online and caused quite the controversy. Here's the question. Do you find it offensive that the man had his father buried in an expensive car? Offensive? No. Yeah, I don't either. People are upset about it. Really?

It's called going out in style. I don't even... Listen, I think we can all go out whatever our means are. But let's say you pay $500 for a casket. Someone can go, wow, you spent $500 on a casket?

Money's relative. If this dude has tens of hundreds of millions of dollars, to him, this is like I spent $500 on a casket or $1,000 on a casket. When my mom died and I had to buy an urn because we cremated her, I was amazed at how expensive it was. And they get you because you're emotional,

Yeah. They're like, you need to get this. It's $1,300 for earn. I'm like, what are you talking about? That's crazy. Right. That's exactly what I'm saying. So all I'm saying is they probably had a lot of money.

That's why people are so mad. But yes, if you could, or if you could choose one car to be buried in. Ooh. That's kind of cool. It's a good question. What car would you want to be buried in? Lunchbox? Lambo.

A Lamborghini. Yeah. But you never had one in your real life. That's okay. I would have one forever then. The doors popped up, either they can pop up or pop down, whatever. It's tough to bury. that was the doors up.

Yeah. That's a big hole in the ground too. Yeah, Amy? Especially for mine because I do a 1986 Ford Bronco. Oh, full size. I probably roll my Jeep Wrangler right now. There you go. Top down.

A bunch of dirt in you. I keep the dirt out. Yeah. I mean, I drive a Jeep, but still, I'm not that rugged. Eddie? Oh, I would go with an old Volkswagen van bus. Why? It's just because they have like camper.

They have camper stuff in their stove, a little bit. We all think we're going to be living our life. Shall we will? Yeah. Yeah. No, that's not yet Yeah, a RV Be nice

Just go all at it Yes Just to get a bus A bus With a fridge stock with beer Bair and a tour bus Good Well there's that

$90,000 on a car I'd kind of want to go check out That grave If I was nearby though Right Absolutely got to pay tribute Oh watch out with those grave diggers Oh

That's a big one right there Yep The Bobby Bones This guy goes in For surgery Because he ruptured his appendix and he gets the anesthetic community. He's out, right?

And so he wakes up in the middle of the surgery as they're in. I mean, they're knuckles deep in this dude. And he goes, huh? And he starts to feel like he's choking on a bottle cap. No. But what it was, it was that tube in your throat. And while you're unconscious, your body's not trying to swallow.

But all of a sudden, he's like, and so he's awake. What do they do? They're working on his appendix. He said he felt parallel. He was unable to communicate, so the staff had no idea. He was awake. So scary. He tried blinking, like, hello.

Like blink, like, look at me. Yeah. They obviously weren't looking for a blink. He started wiggling his fingers and toes. In the last ditch, the attempt to get the medic's attention, he made the conscious decision to urinate on the operating table. I guess that's the only thing you had control of. Isn't that crazy?

And then they had to put him back under it because they go, oh, he's being. Yeah. Let's go. Okay, well, there's pee there, let's go up. And he's blinking and his fingers are moving. So he says he felt locked

in his own body. He was told after he woke up. Oh, you just had a bad dream. But he's like, no, I don't know that crap, man. Wow, that's scary. That's not cool. He returned to work a week after the operations, but he said he's having PTSD

because he keeps thinking about that when he woke up and couldn't breathe. And he couldn't move him. No one could hear him. Isn't that insane? Wow. Did they just not give him a high enough dosage or his body?

I mean, that's... The part that really resonates in me was that, ugh, thing. Yeah, that would be so scary. Yes. And then nobody... I love that he peed on them. Yeah, I'll show you.

That's how he screamed, hey! And the guy starts thinking of all these things. He's working his way down his body. Okay, let's start with the top of the head. Forehead. Nope. Blinks. Nope. All right.

I'll do the bee witch thing with the nose. Tingle, tigoo-tick. Nope. Fingers. Nope. Well, got to let her rip, boys. I guess I'll pee. Yeah, that's a crazy story.

Bobby phones. I saw the story this morning about a guy who hacked into all the police radios and a town and he hacked the channel and just played NWA songs the whole time. So they couldn't talk to each other? Isn't that crazy? I mean, that's funny, but it's not safe, but it's funny. I don't know. It's hilarious.

They can't find him because he was just broadcasting from a small tower and it's almost you can't pinpoint those things. But again, it was putting people in danger. Like that's not cool, but I was thinking I broke into a radio station once. I didn't do anything like that. But what I did in Lover Rock was my co-host at the time, and I was 19 years old. His name was Gilligan. And this other radio station had came and stickered our station van.

And I was ticked about it. And I'm super competitive. And so I went over and had Gilligan put on a cowboy hat and say he worked at the new country station they had just turned on. And they did turn on a new station. And they'd let him in. At 10 o'clock at night, they just let him. in the building because he's wearing a cowboy hat. So he goes and hides and stands in the bathroom, toilet.

And everybody leaves a building. And then he goes into their studio and I taught him how to run all of their equipment by showing a picture from their website because he had a picture of their studio up. And he turned the music halfway down, turned my phone up, walked out, locked the door. We got in the car and drove around the city and broadcast for, I don't know, a long time. And I think we would have been arrested to. One, we took over government airwaves, which you can't do. because we don't really own the airwaves

no one owns the airwaves except the government that's why the FCC can monitor and regulate us but we were breaking and entering we did all that and they ended up not pressing charges because they first came

and destroyed the property by putting stickers all over our van but yeah boys that could have been in the big house oh you could have got cuffed and stuffed I've never been cuffed I know we were talking about that being cuffed with that teacher

on the school board and lunchboxes handcuffed before when he went to jail. He did a bid on the show and went to jail. I'd never been handcuffed. But it looks like they shove those handcuffs on you so hard. Which is like, do they hurt you, lunchbox?

Oh, yeah, they hurt. They put them on tight because they don't want you to be able to squeeze out of them or be able to move your arms. They want you locked in position. And whenever you're being, I've been held like where you're just on the curb and they put the handcuffs on. You just make sure everything. You've been there too?

Yeah, like at a party when you're underage, things like that. They want to check the car. They want to make sure everything's safe. You get handcuffed underage? Yeah. And then what happened to you? Where do they put you? Oh, they just put you on the curb, like right there where the gutter is,

and then they made us pour the beer down the gutter, and then they let us go. Do they lay you on your stomach or they sit you down? Sit you down. And are you scared to death? Oh, you're terrified. Oh, man. It's not a... Listen, when those little things go around your wrists,

everything changes. You're like, uh-oh, this is real. Bobbi Bones Show. Story of the day. This story comes to us from Minnesota. A nanny has been fired after she was busted on the nanny cam drinking the breast milk. Oh. What?

Oh, whoa. Why? Wait, first of all, gross. It's not even yours and you're an adult. But secondly, why? Why? Yeah. Are you thirsty?

The mother. And why fire her? Also, like, is that what a fireball offense? Go ahead. Because the mom would, you know, pump and don't. I understand what. And there would be none left at the end of the day. There was supposed to be extra bottles.

That's fireable. That's eating the baby's food. Okay, but what if the baby's full? No, but it's a lot to pump that out and get it into the bottles and in the fridge to feed the baby later. And she's eating it. But why is she drinking it? Is she hungry? She doesn't say why she...

It's her thing. It's her thing. I don't know about this one. Like, that's a... Maybe she's just hungry. Well, that would be sad. But then you need the other food in the fridge. Yeah, there's other food in the fridge.

Yeah. That's a weird one. That's the weirdest one of all time, I think. And breast milk, I don't know. Does it taste good? Is it sweet? I don't know. I've never had it.

Well, we've all had it. If one of us natural, oh, let me tell you, it's amazing. Like, I subscribe. That's a good choice. You're throwing it out there. Then we would know who dabbles. It's like Latote where it comes every month. You're different breast milk from someone.

Yeah. You know? Different countries tastes different. I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. Bobby bones. It's time for the good news. With Amy. Tell me something good.

So a mom and her three-year-old were doing some grocery shopping at Publix, and the three-year-old left her little stuffed bunny behind, which is just the worst when you lose your stuffed animal at three years old. I mean, life is over as you know it. So the mom was desperate to find the stuffed bunny. So she went to Facebook. Well, then some employees at the store saw, like, hey, what? we're looking for a stuffed bunny.

So they went back and looked at security footage and saw that the bunny had been dumped into a garbage truck taken away to the landfill. Yeah, nowhere to be found. Well, that guy and like three other employees from Publix, they went to the landfill and dug through the trash until they found the bunny. Wow.

Then not only that, the guy that found the bunny took it home, washed it three times so that it would be super clean when the bunny got returned to sweet three-year-old Madison. Wow, that's like good person alert. Yeah. Good personal alert. Wow. Yeah. Wow, that's crazy.

They didn't have to go to the landfill. And they didn't have to watch the bunny three times. They didn't have to look at the security footage, you know? It was like Operation Fine Bunny. Yeah, right. Okay, there you go. That's a good one. Operation. Yeah. All right, thank you. Is that it? Yep. That was Tell Me Something Good.

Amy, what kind of a student were you? B. Like a three-point average? What did you graduate with? Like a 2.9? So C's and B? No, no, no. Oh, man.

No, no, no. So you're B's and C's. Yeah. But mostly Bs. Yeah, yeah, of course. Lunchbox? A's, B, C's, Ds, and Fs. Oh, you got all of them.

You got a F? But what was your gray point average? Basically. I graduated high school with like a 2.4. So that says lower C student Yeah Eddie our producer does video What about you? What kind of student were you?

Yeah now I'm not proud of it I was definitely a CD 2.0 A CD? Yeah for sure I got a lot of Ds Wow how did you I think it was the teacher just saying like you know what Fine I passed it yeah I didn't The teacher didn't like me that was a problem

Oh stop it Bobby what were you 4.0 No I wasn't 3 point no no no 5.0 We didn't have advanced Oh. My school didn't have advanced. And also I made a B in typing. I only B.

So I graduated at 3.9. But again, it wasn't about being smart. I just worked. Workers worked, man. Yeah. I just worked. You probably all said the thing, well, if I'd worked hard or I'd got A's.

For sure, yeah. Well, listen, when in high school, I didn't, and then when I didn't get into the college I wanted to, and I had to do my freshman year at a junior college, I got out of there with a 3.9. Okay, but the point is, is that everyone could go, well, if I just worked harder, I'd make more money.

Yeah. And when they do, they do. And I did and I did. Yeah, it's like Spanish, my freshman year. I failed the third six weeks. So I applied myself the next semester and I made B's in Spanish. Like, man, I'm going to go under the next grade level of Spanish. Back down to F's.

Oh, you failed again. Mike D, quiet Mike's here. What kind of student were you? Like A, solid days. Like A. Of course, Amy, right? Solid A. Yeah, like A plus.

I mean, I got my first C in fifth grade. How's that possible? Mrs. Beard science class. I got a C. Don't you just eat glue in fifth grade? Hey, I managed to get a C in science first time and it went downhill from there. How many Fs did you get over your career? Oh, a lot.

Really? A lot. One time I got a 50. What? Yeah. And free calculus. Dr. Evans, I just gave up. Like on the final, he handed out the final.

I just wrote my name on it and turned it in. They didn't even answer a question. I said, I'm out of here. Why? Because I wasn't going to pass the class. Even if I got a hundred on the final. I wasn't passing that class. So why waste my time?

I can't even believe I don't even know why I showed up to the final. So how did you graduate high school without completing pre-calculus? Well, you didn't need it. I was trying to be smart and be one of those overachievers and take an extra a year of math. That's stupid. Wasted my time. Dr. Evans. And you know what he told me?

I'm going to tell you about Dr. Evans. He told me, man, when I turned in my final, just my name on it, he goes, I really wish I could be a fly on the first college classroom you walk into. It's like, well, thanks for the vote of confidence, jerk. So high college go. I did better in college than I didn't high school. Because high school, they give you a bunch of dumb papers. Like, here, do this worksheet. Do this worksheet.

College, they just give you tests. I was good at tests. And you graduate with what grade point average? Well, I didn't graduate, but I was probably at like a... I was probably right at a three. Yeah, but you didn't graduate. No, I didn't graduate. But I proved Dr. Evans wrong.

I survived college. I don't think you needed to go to college. Didn't your parents tell you that? They set me down. Listen, just so you know, not everybody. goes to college. College isn't it for everybody. Some people just work after high school. But that's a real thing. I believe that too. After going through it, I got a couple degrees. I don't need them. I'm glad I went because of the people I met, but I don't think college is for

everybody. And it's so expensive. You waste a lot of money. I believe that too. And I wouldn't have said that back when going to college. I'd be like, oh, I have to go to college. Everybody is to go to college. I'm with you. Yeah. The Bobby Bone Show. Here's the game. I'll give you the lyrics to a country song. Inside the lyrics, it references is another artist. Oh, okay. You have to fill in the blank.

So, for example, Jason Aldeen. Dirt Road Anthem. Yeah, I'm chilling on Dirt Road. Laid back swerving like I'm... Oh, I know it. George Jones. That would have been the answer for number one. I'm chilling on a dirt.

Leadback, swearing like I'm George Joe. Got it? Yeah, this is going to be a fun one. Amy, you're up first. The song is Luke Bryan. That's my kind of night. The song goes like this. Put in my country.

Rock Hip Hop Mixed tape. Little Conway, a little blank, might just make it rain. Put in my country rock mix tape. Little Conway, little, just might make it rain. Twitty?

No, it's a different artist. I'm sorry. Put in my country right hip hop mix tape. Little Conway and little T-Pain. Oh, T-Pay. T-Pay. Yeah. There you go. Wow, what a jam. No point for.

you. Lunchbox. Yeah, I'm ready. Darius Rucker. All right. All right. All right. Don't need no five-star reservations. I've got spaghetti and a cheap bottle of wine. Don't need no concert in the city. I got a stereo in the best of blank. Hank! Wow. Hank!

He says Hank. Because you're rhyming. I got a stereo in the best of... Because you're rhyming what? No. Concert in the city I got a stereo and the best of Patsy Cline Yeah, sorry

The Stereo doesn't rhyme with Patsy Cline Bottle of wine does though Wine Klein Oh, I went with stereo They didn't run with Hank either Eddie Sorry guys, you all are going to lose this one Are you want to bet?

Yep Just because you may have one point after this round That's okay Okay, ready Eddie Yeah, I'm ready Tim McGraw Truck yeah Got

Blank Pumping on my iPod Pumping on my subs In the back of my crew cab Yeah, I got it Lil Wayne He says Lil Wayne Got little Wayne

Pupping on my iPod Wow Why'd you roll your eyes I would not have gotten that So that was that That was a tough That was a roll eyes at me Not anybody else

All right Eddie's up one point You each get one more shot That's fine Yes it is That's how the game works That's fine You're going to have to be fine with it.

It is very fine, yes. Amy, the song is My Girl from Dylan Scott. Softball. Oh, come on, you got this, Amy. Can you name this one without even playing the song? What artist does he reference? Ooh, is this blind? Like, could be worth two?

Okay, no, we're right. She looks so pretty with no makeup on. You should hear her talking to her mama on a phone. I love it when she wraps to a... Eminem song. There. She asked to a nim-and-em song. There we go.

Oh, Eddie, it's all tied up. Hey, that's fine. That's fine. Lunchbox. That's me. Good luck. Marin Morris, my church. Oh, yeah, I've heard that song before.

When Hank brings the sermon and Blank leads the choir, it gets my cold heart burning hotter than a ring of fire. Oh, that's hard. When Hank... When Hank brings the sermon... There's that Hank guy again. And blank leads the choir. Oh, man.

Stephen Tyler. But listen the song. Listen the song that she's referencing to. Stephen Tyler. Well, it said fire. Yeah. Harder than a ring of fire. Yeah, but Johnny Cash doesn't rhyme with that.

When Hank brings the song. But Cash doesn't rhyme either. He doesn't have to rhyme unless it's on the end. Oh. That's fine. That's fine. That's open to it. That's fine.

That's open to it. Stephen Tyler rhymes, so. They did. Tyler and fire. Okay, whatever. Eddie, ready? Yeah, I'm ready. For the win.

Yes, come on. That's close. Florida, Georgia Line. This is how we roll. Oh, boy. The mixtapes got a little Hank, little. You got it. You all you know it?

Yeah, I got it. Go ahead. Guys playing. Drake. Drake. Mixed tapes got a little Hank, little Drake. Wow. Wow.

Cut up the feel right. That's a nice. Yeah. This guy. Eddie Deltado Eddie's a big one of Rettano de most A bit of

Come on, dao, ta, ta, ta. That's fun, ta, ta, ta. That's fun. That's fun. That's fun. That's fun. That's fun. That's fun. That's fun. That's fun. That's fun. They ask women which profession they liked, which is the hottest profession. Oh, okay. So I give you the two options.

You tell me which one you think is hotter. Okay. A professional athlete or a professional musician? Oh, that's so hard. That's so hard. Okay. Oh, musician. So he can seem to me.

Okay. Hey, Morgan number two, let's bring you into this. She's 24. Maybe there's a difference in generations here. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. What?

Morgan number two is your mic work? I think no. That's why I was waiting. I was kind of waiting for a mic to break in. A professional athlete or professional musician, Morgan number two. I got to go with athlete. They keep themselves in shape, and that's pretty attractive to me. Okay.

A chef or a carpenter, Amy? Chef. Yeah, chef. A comedian or an actor? Actor. Oh, Morgan number two? Yeah, I got to go with comedian. They're both broke.

So, you know what? Uh-uh, I was picturing Ryan Goss. wrestling. Oh, well. That's good. Yeah, sorry. A bodybuilder or a gymnast. You're talking about big or tiny.

Which one's hotter? Which one would you rather be with? A bodybuilder or a gymnast. Funny. A gymnast. Morgan number two? I'm going with bodybuilder. Okay.

A doctor or a dentist? Which profession is hotter? Would you rather be with? A doctor. Yeah, a doctor. But what about doctors getting called in all the time? Like, dentists are pretty... There's dental emergencies.

You have them. Oh, that's all I have. Every week. Is it Tuesday? I got a tooth problem. Yeah. Bobby has his dentist on retainer. Is that a joke?

Yeah. Everybody knows that way or she did it? Okay. Retainer. And I just thought it in so fast. That was just like off the dome. Nice one, Amy. I know.

One more. I'm like Bobby. Wow. A fireman or a police officer. Oh, fine. Fireman. Yeah. Wow.

Call me a fireman. Look at you here. That's my name. Taking my rounds all over town. Would you date a DJ, like a radio, DJ? Okay, a radio personality or a DJ? Because like, it's like dead now. Like Calvin Harris?

It's like me or Dead Mouse. Who would you rather date? A radio personality or a DJ? A you? Yeah, a radio personality. Yeah, a radio personality. Morgan number two? I don't know.

That DJ lifestyle is pretty cool. But it's so late night. I got late night in the clubs and a radio personality. knows how to talk. Like, I don't know that they do. I don't know that we know how to talk. So, wait, are you picking the DJ, DJ? Yeah, I think so. She's at the club. It's time for the good news.

With Bobby. Tell me something good. This one's kind of funny and makes you feel good. So this girl named Leslie, she thought she was the maid of honor for her best friend's vow renewal ceremony. But her partner of 17 years pulled off the ultimate surprise. It really wasn't a vow renewal ceremony. It was her secret wedding. What?

Yeah. So he planned this secret wedding she'd been waiting for under the guise of it's a vow renewal ceremony. So everybody's dressed up and she just thinks she's there for another wedding-ish thing. And then all of a sudden, ta-da! So she went from being the maid of honor to the bride. That's true. Wow. And also let me say this.

They were together 17 years. Listen, I'm happy about this and good for them. Yeah. And what a cool story. But 17 years. Maybe it took him a while to come up with the idea. Does that poop or get off the pot? I mean, that's, wait.

That's some constipation, man. Yeah. Take some men of music for that. Man, let's go. Well, I do like that story, right? Anything you like that? No, I love it. Yeah, me too.

The 50 guests, they were sworn to secrecy. The guests knew and they didn't tell. Wow. Wow. And then the 13-year-old son of the guy, he wasn't told. He was actually serving as the page boy for the renewal. But then it's like, hey, also, you're the best man for your dad. Very cool.

Yeah, that's a good one. That's called Tell Me Something Good. That's what we do. The positivity right here. Tadda. That was Tell Me Something Good. Bobby Bomes, everybody. Transmitting across America.

Hid show. Before we get to the morning, corny, breaking news from Josh in Bakersfield, California. Josh, good morning. Hey, good morning, Bobby. Something big's happening in your life right now. Please share it with us. My girlfriend's in labor right now. And you are...

Father for the first time. On the way to the hospital? Yes, I am on my way to the hospital right now. Why do I not hear, like, a little more frantic in your voice? Like, what's it? What's a deal? Come on, Josh. Talk to me.

Yeah, trying to keep it cool. Driving the speed limit. Slow is smooth. Is she in the car with you right now? No, she was staying at her parents' house because they only live a couple of minutes away from the hospital, whereas I live about 45 minutes away. Hmm. How do you feel like what's going through your head right now?

You're about to be a dad for the first time in your life. Yeah, kind of nervous. I'm kind of scared to see her in so much pain. That's going to be weird. Are you going to watch the baby come out? I haven't really decided that yet. Better get to the siding, bro. Yeah, the time is now.

Yeah. Or she may not even want him to. What does she want? Yeah, I think she wants to. talked about, like, possibly catching the baby, but I'm not sure, you know, how it's all going to go down now that it's actually time. Do you know if it's a boy or girl? Yeah, it's a boy. His name's Liam. Out of boy. Do you named him after Roddy Gala and Oasis, right? No. No, damn. No, no, damn. No, no, no, no, I'm particularly. I like to make the joke

that I named him after helium. A terrible joke. Stop that joke. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. A terrible joke. Listen, I'm a professional joke teller. Terrible joke. Hey, that's awesome. Congratulations, Josh. I hope everything goes healthy, and I appreciate you calling this.

It's a big day in your life, and you thought about us. Yeah, sounds good. Hey, can I give a shout-out to her mom real quick? Yeah, of course. Ginger Jones, I know she's probably the only one that's ever going to actually hear this. I just wanted to say hi,

and I'll see you soon, and I'm excited. Why would she be the only one that would ever hear this? I believe more of your family should listen, my friend. Oh, I agree. My mom listens, but she's not, she's retired now, so she's not usually in the car in the morning. Wake her up. And then my girlfriend, she obviously isn't working right now, so she's not ever in the car in the morning either. All seriousness, congratulations.

I hope it goes awesome. And thank you for calling, and I appreciate you. I appreciate you. All right, buddy. Thank you. Wow, look at that. The morning corny. dogs look alike? Why do all hot dogs look alike? Because they're inbred. Inbred.

Outta girl. There it is. Oh. And girl. That was the morning corny. I had a girl. Wow. Is that okay? Yeah. Who cares? Hey. It's a good one. It might be your best ever. Rebels. Rebels let a cause. Over here working blue, folks. I guess you and I couldn't do it. Maybe a scheduling conflict. Is that what it was? Yeah, scheduling conflict. It never got to us because I guess they knew we were gone.

Right. Amy and Bobby were both gone. And so I replied, said, hey, I'll do it, no problem. Which is nice of them. Yeah, very nice little deal. And they replied back, oh, we're going to go in a different direction. Dang.

So you were volunteering your services. To host a dinner for this nationwide company. why would they not want you in your mind? I don't know. I have no idea why they would reject me when they emailed the radio station saying, do you have anybody that can host

or dinner that raises money for charity? And so when you guys, they obviously wanted someone from the show, so I replied, I'm in because you guys had a scheduling conflict. And they reply back, actually, I think we're going to go in another direction since Bobby and Amy can't do it.

Oh, that's a bummer. I'm not going to name names on what company it was. Let's just say. Wait, no, no, no, no, no. Wait, me, no, let's just say. No, I'm not going to name names. Let's just say, I hope they never sell another house. Oh, come, God.

Don't say that. What do they want you to do? It was just a dinner. They raised. Why do you think people say no to you? I have no idea. Maybe because I'm loud and exciting and they want a more mundane. host like this that's going to keep the room quiet?

I don't know. Is that what you think? I do, I go and keep rooms quiet? Yeah. Huh. Interesting. You're not yelling and excited. I don't yell.

No, no, no. And stumble over your words. Lunchbox is good in front of a crowd with a microphone. He can get people pretty hyped up. And maybe they don't want hyped up at a charity dinner. You just think you're too good at what you do. I might be too good of a host and so they want it. That's probably it.

Yeah, I'll get out that. We'll settle on that. We got, everybody good on that? Yeah, that's it. Bobby Bowles. He's talking to a guy yesterday at work. We're talking, and he keeps spitting as he's talking, and he's spitting all over my face, right?

And not on purpose, but he's... Oh, coming out while he's talking. He's just talking to... And I can feel his little spit balls just bobbing me in the face. And so I'm going, oh, I can't take much more, right? And Ryan, as I'm about just trying to make a break for it, it spit goes in my mouth.

Oh, no, no, no. He's like, hey, it goes, and it goes on my tongue. And I'm going, oh, my God. goodness. And so I think the term germaphobe is throwing around a little too lightly. A real germaphobe doesn't leave their house because they're scared to touch things. Oh. I'm not that level. I don't touch door handles. I put sleeves on. I wash my hands. I'm not a real life germaphobe, but I'm as close as you can be to it. Okay. So, this dude's spit in my mouth. And so I decided to take a step back and try to slowly break away.

I took a step back. He took a step forward. He kept talking to me. Yeah. You're spinning all over me. In your space like that. For sure. I got some kind of Hepera, Ghana, erpes. Yeah, or that one. I got all those diseases, Ebola. You pretty much made out with this guy. Yeah, what? It was like a trickle of rain.

Is it somebody like you have to encounter again? I'm not going to. Give us a heads up. No, because I want you to experience it too. No, it sounds terrible. But it just started talking. It just kept going to my mouth. I like the step back.

And then he's like, where are you going, buddy? Just email me. Email me. I think producer Eddie's messing up. Because I think that pumping your gas while your car is still on is a bad move. I've been doing that since I started driving. My dad did it all the time. So I've been doing it my whole life.

I didn't think that was like allowed. One, I don't know that it is allowed. What's the problem with it? It says on the gas pump, turn off your vehicle. It'll blow up. I don't think it won't blow up. But why would you even risk it? Yeah.

Like, do you smoke a cigarette while you're doing it too? No, no, guys, that's a fire. That's a flame. Like, I never thought twice about it. You leave your car on. Mm-hmm. I pull up the gas. I leave my car on.

I just go out and I start pumping. Sometimes I even go back in the car and sit there. Why not turn the car off? Because you're going to go back and forth anyway. I think most of the time I'm listening to something on the radio or whatever. I just kind of leave it on. You can't just pull it back one pop and keep the radio on. Or if it's cold, the kids are in the car.

I'll leave it on. Same. Peter. Guys, I didn't do this my whole life. I never thought this was a big. deal. Who was the one that outed Eddie about this? I did. We went to go get some lunch and he stops to get gas and he goes, he jumps

out and he starts pump gas. I said, hey dude, the car's on. He goes, what's the big deal? I was like, it says right there on the pump. Car can't explode. And he goes, they're just lied to you. Guys, prove to me that there's a issue of this. But why should we have to prove to you? Like, why the risk?

If there's heat and there's combustion and there's gasoline, there's probably a reason they're saying you shouldn't. I don't know, man. I mean, Can I start doing this now? Yeah, you should probably. Especially, are you driving your old car? Oh, you get rid of your old car.

No, no, I drive my Jeep now. Still. Yeah. With the kids in the car? Yeah. Put that poll up on Twitter. Yeah, I wonder what people think. There's got to be more people like me out there.

Does anyone else in the room leave their car running when they pump gas? No chance. Yeah, it's only you, dude. Just me? Yeah. That's crazy. Okay, well, there's that. Do you see Eddie's son buy all the Peppa Pig shows without asking him about it?

Oh. Four years old. So my 10-year-old, he did that when he was younger with iTunes, when we had like Minion Rush or some game. And I didn't even think that this would ever happen to me again, but my four-year-old right behind him, he gets on Amazon and clicks away. And apparently there's some clause in the security code

where if it's something underrated G, there's no passcode required. So the dude ordered four seasons of Peppa Pig at $9.99 each. Did they come to the house? No, no, no, no. No, it's, he watches it. It just shows up automatically. And I wonder, like, what's, he's watching Peppa Pig all day. And he's just like, I got new episodes.

They're great. And I look at him like, well, yeah, that's $40 down the drain. New Peppa Pig. So what do you do? No, just keep it. I mean, he's going to watch them. But how do you handle it with him? No more clicking.

He's like, it's real easy. And he even showed him. He's like, look, you go to the thing and you push the button and boom. You don't have the parental lock on it. No. G, though. If he tries to watch a movie PG, PG-13, it won't let him. It has to go.

Oh, I know, but I mean, even for purchases, we have a parental code. He leaves his car running when he pumps gas. What do you expect from him? I mean, but I've been there somehow. I live recklessly. Yeah, come on. All right. Dance party coming up in a few minutes.

Mr. Bobby Bowles. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. Stay at home, it's something good. Peyton and Brian are six-year-old twin brothers. They were down in Orlando on vacation. They're at the hotel swimming pool when this mom and her little toddler come to the pool. Well, the mom goes to put the towels on the chair

and the toddler jumps in the deep end not knowing how to swim. He's struggling to stay afloat. The six-year-old twins jump into the pool and save the toddler. Wow. Six-year-old lifeguards. Amazing.

That's cool. What's the deal with the toddler? Listen, I don't have a toddler. And Eddie says they shoot off like crazy. They just run. Run. And they're mine of their own so they can do whatever they want. If you're at a pool, like, do you hear this and go,

oh, mom, you got to like, no. Yeah. Or do you go, that's just the nature of the toddler? I mean, you have to keep your eyes on your toddler at all times. And especially by a pool, yeah, she shouldn't have turned around them. What about leashes on kids? No, I'm serious. I know you go, but when I hear stories like this, I go, okay, so what?

So what's wrong with a leash? No, eyes are as good as leashes. Like, just keep your eyes on them and they won't go anywhere. Like, a leash is too much. They're not a dog. I don't know. Too much. Sometimes I want to leash you guys.

Sometimes at the airport, I get it. Like, I don't have to leash my kids, but I see other kids on leashes. and I'm like, you know, maybe they know that they have one that will go rogue every now and then, and they just, it's better safe than sorry. I was a big hater on leashes for a while. And then I Instagramed a kid on a leash with a mom. Oh, that's right. I didn't put the kid's on Instagram, but I was like, look at this.

Mom's got a kid on a leash. Mom follows me on Instagram, had a little word with me. Oh, what does she say? Don't be doing that. Don't be putting my leashed kid on Instagram. Kind of awkward conversation there. I was like, I was like, what, huh? Didn't do that again.

Oh, I did not do that again. But I'm, I don't, I'm not four leashes, but I could see in situations like this where there are dangerous things around, that maybe you leash them around pools and fires. I don't know about it. Okay. I'll think about it. That was Tell Me Something Good. I left it, Rachel in Florida. Hey, Rachel.

Hey. What's happening? Oh my gosh, I'm so much a big fan. I'm excited to be talking to you. Hey, man. It's Rachel. Hey, Rachel. What a Rachel?

Thank you. I'm a big fan of yours. I was just telling them how I like, I like, what do you do? do? I'm a stay-at-home mom. Yeah, I was like, I love, she's just telling us that. Yeah, I was like, I was like, I love, she's one of the best in the business. So yeah, I'm also a fan of you. Okay, yeah, I need you to help me, though. All right. What can I help you with? Okay, so last night, when I left my car, the gas light was on, but there was 25 miles until empty. This morning, he took my car to the gym. When I got in with my kids, there was seven miles.

Who is he, by the way, your husband? Oh, my husband. Okay. Yeah. So I had to stop and get gas and then were late for school. So when I called him, he said, well, it's true fault for leaving the gas light on. I didn't do anything wrong. But isn't that a big difference between 25 miles and 7 miles? Yeah, there is, but you're married. And so all bets are off the table.

If it was somebody borrowing your car and they brought it back and didn't put gas in it, you're only not, you can't charge them, but you go, I'm not letting you borrow the car again in your head. If it's your husband, you just hold in your bag pocket and you get him back. Like that's, isn't a marriage all about just getting each other back? Retaliation. Again, it's the same money. It's the same car. You're all coming out of the same pile.

So you just hold it out. You get him back and you go, that's for when you didn't fill the car up last time. Yeah, because he should have filled the car up for sure. Absolutely, you're right on that, Rachel. But you know him better than we do. And you knew he probably wasn't going to fill that car up, didn't you? Yeah. Yeah, that's right.

So, learning lesson. Next time you don't bend over in. and, you know, give him that. You'd say, hey, remember when you fell my car up? That's right. I didn't, you know, whatever it is you guys do for each other. All right. But there's nothing, you can't charge them.

We can leave a note. You know? She sounds so disappointed. She got to talk to you and then it didn't go her way in the courtroom. No, it went her way. She's a little disappointed. I feel bad for her. That shouldn't happen.

But you know your husband better than anyone. And you knew he was going to do that. That's what he does. Yeah. I mean, he's a good guy. Don't get me wrong. Yeah. I find him to be a pretty good guy, actually.

Yeah. Yeah. Keep them. That's Rachel. That's Judge Common Sense. Case dismissed. That makes sense. Appreciate you.

Thank you for calling. Thank you for listening. Don't run out of gas. All right. All right. We've all done that, though, right? Fill all the car up if you take it out. Yeah, yeah.

Unless you're married to them, then again. All bets are off. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones. We're transmitting across America. This is the Bobby Boll show. That's right. So Eddie's worried because his kids are starting to like hip hop.

Oh, well, what's wrong with that? Gosh, man. Well, with hip hop comes a little different kind of lingo and conversations. You talk about bad words? Yeah, and the stuff that they talk about, like, I'm twisted. Like, I'm kind of torn because I feel happy that they're expanding in their music. taste? This is a jam. I get it. But I mean,

they're going to start liking this and then Junior, my 10-year-old is going to start looking into other hip-hop artists and sometimes they get kind of nasty. But they have clean versions. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but they're so, what about country means? They talk about drinking all the time. They're talking about getting high and all kinds of stuff.

Yeah, yeah, but hip-hop's not so secretive or like they don't use those into windows. This is like straight up like we're just rolling gosh, you know what I'm saying? And so I'm torn because I'm like, cool, respect. My kids like likes music. But like 10 years old, like he's like starting to look at Drake and starting to research Drake's songs now.

And I'm like, oh boy, just stay away from that 69 guy. Like, you know what I mean? Oh, so he has free reign on the internet? He has, so he has like the IHeart radio app where he gets to choose his music and he has his playlists. Can he pick bad word songs? Well, we've set it to clean. But you know what I'm saying? And it's not that they're saying the actual bad word.

It's what they're talking about. You have to let them get in hip-hop. So like, have you're a kid? You can't shut down his, you're not Russia. No, I just thought, I thought I was doing good because he knows all about the Beatles and the Beach Boys. And he just kind of threw me for a loop with like, Dad, have you heard that Drake song, God's Plan? God's plan. And I'm like, yeah.

I hope that sometimes I won't. And the next thing you know, he's going to be walking around like, run down the street. Boom my, whoa, you know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? I mean Like, okay, maybe I sound a little like old school You sound like an old grandpa I'm a concerned parent

Yeah, that's fair I had similar thoughts with 50 cent candy shop Tell me about that one So my kids were like I'm to get to the candy shop And I'm like Oh my goodness But I mean, they think it's the candy shop

So I get it I'm okay with that Like they're like Mom's to the candy shop I'm gonna get what I get I look at I mean If you listen to the lyric so that it's awful.

But we were all listening to that. I know. It didn't hurt us. Your kid was watching the Deadpool 2 trailer, Eddie. Yeah? You're going to let him watch Deadpool 2 the movie? You're thinking about it? But that's like bad language.

Is it? Yeah. And Black Panther? Is that bad? No, not that bad. I mean, I just worry. This is him growing and I like that he's growing into himself and what he likes, but at the same time, I've got to be like just careful with what he's listening.

Man, so happy you guys could spend even just a few minutes with us today. Thank you so much. Got to go. Hopefully you guys will be around. We'll be around. I'm around all day, actually. Mr. Bobby Bones on Twitter and Instagram. And if you have the IHeart Radio app, search Bobby Bones Show on demand.

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