The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby Explains Why He’s Never Said I Love You + Amy’s Husband Is In The Dog House

Episode Date: February 6, 2019

Bobby shares why he’s never told anyone “I love you.” Also, Amy says her husband is in the dog house after she accidentally dried off with a towel he used on their dog. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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The Bobby Bones post show pre-show. I guess on Lunchbox's Instagram yesterday, by the way, the show's over. This is the show that we do. after the show's over, we come on and talk. He posted a picture of the flowers that 1,800 flowers sent me. Oh, yeah. And he gave him to his wife, but didn't say that, one, he took them for free, or two, acknowledge 1,800 flowers.

Oh, my goodness. And then on three, he gave himself credit for being super romantic. All those things, right? I just said romance. Who said romance is dead? Who said that, though? A lot of people say, oh, there's no romance in this world anymore. Guys just don't understand romance.

Oh, I thought someone actually said that. So I say. You know, the world. Yeah, the world says romance is dead, but... Did people call you out on Instagram for... Oh, you probably didn't buy those. Who'd you steal those from at work? Like, why can't I just get my wife flowers?

No, no, but you didn't. That's... But you didn't. Well, actually, they were sitting here, and so I did get them from my wife. Did you tell you bought them? I said, I got you some flowers. That's true. You did steal her some flowers.

I never... Well, I... Why is it considered stealing? Well, because I owned them. They were sent to me, then you didn't ask if you could take them. Oh. All right, okay. It's like talking to a kid.

Bobby, what's stealing? Taking something that's not yours, right? Yeah, sure. I mean, that's it, bottom line. I would have said yes anyway. Yeah, I mean, I figure Bobby wants my wife to have him instead of, you know, them sitting on his desk when he comes in every morning. They probably brighten his day, but they probably brighten my wife's day a little bit more. I do like flowers.

I just feel bad for our listeners because they fall, I mean, he lies to them about the flowers. He'll every time, like Super Bowl, he gets a picture from the Internet and says, ah, glad I gave me to the Super Bowl. Oh, yeah. And the people believe him. Yeah. So you're saying that there's a reason that listeners don't often believe him because he lies all the time? Yeah, and then the people that do believe might feel bad for them.

Like, he's lying to you. He's not at the National Championship. He does take a picture like the Grammys and be like, of the Red Carman, like, I'm here. Correct. He just Googles a picture and then posts it. That's what Carlos used to do, and I would fall for that crap too. Like back in the day when this was the first thing, he would Google image places

and be like, he's our old producer. He's like, I'm here. So that was his joke? And I'd message and be like, how'd you get there? I'd fall for it. Yeah. I get texts from people all the time. I can't believe you're at the game.

Do you go along with it? Nope, I'm like, you idiot. We're done today. Amy, I think you want to say about today's show, or in general. I've noticed last couple days you've been catwomaned up. Oh, like just wearing my black workout clothes. All black and all tights. Yeah.

Oh, like the superhero catwoman. Well, because it's... What's the difference? I'm not like cat lady. Yeah, I'm not like cat woman. I'm not like cat woman. I'm like, I'm in my workout yoga clothes, but mainly so that I feel. feel free to move because we're down on the wire with this step-bett thing.

It's my last week, and I'm not getting kicked out of the last week, so I'm getting my steps. So I've been walking more during the show, and then right after the show, I want to go walk some. So I'm just like ready to go. Like I wake up in my walk-in clothes. But a bit, just running it by you. What? Like today we have a bunch of meetings and people are coming by. I know.

They don't want to have meetings with Catwoman, what are you saying? No, no, I don't care. I just wonder if Amy cares when she comes in and there's like all these. executive stuff coming by, she's in yoga clothes. Executives are coming by? All different things. Oh. Like even worse, like guests that aren't part of us.

I know we have a guest coming by, but he feels like a friend. Two. Multiple. Who's the other one? Oh, shoot. And like, label people. Oh, so you're calling me out saying I shouldn't dress like this? I'm saying you can dress however you want.

No, I don't really think so. This is a roundabout way. No, I would tell you off the air. Oh, okay. Yeah, I would tell you. I just wonder if you care. No. Because I would care when I would wear sweats.

I'd be like, this is not a good look for me. So I stopped. Oh. I feel like this is your way of me saying. I would tell you off. This is not a good look for me. Like, Raymond, no shop wearing sweats, didn't you? Yeah.

Because he felt that. Okay. I feel like Morgan number two, you're with me on this. Sometimes you wear your Lulu limit or your workout clothes. No, no, all of us do sometimes. Yeah. But like when people are coming by, we have to take pictures and put them on the web. Yeah.

Okay. Okay. I'll start paying attention. No, I'm just asking if you care. I don't care. Otherwise, I would be like, hey, what up? You should change you. Okay.

I don't care, but if you want me to care, I'll care. I don't care. I did tell Amy she looked like Jennifer Anderson this morning. Oh, yeah? With my hair. My haircut. Okay. So what's what?

During the season that Jennifer Anderson had short hair. This is how it goes this morning. Now I think about it. Okay, think about it. Okay, think about it. Yeah, replay this. We're sitting in the room like we did before the show. And I'm like, Amy, your hair looks really cool.

I said, it reminds me of when Jennifer Annette said her hair and friends, because the same color, same length, shoulder. I was like, yeah, it looks really cool. And then she goes, she starts laughing. And she pulls up her computer and goes, there's a guy that robbed a bank in Austin. You look like him. And I'm like, well, that sucks.

I give you Jennifer Anderson. I get like the dopy robber. Well, he had on black framed glasses and like this pullover and like a black hat. And it's like from far away, he could have been dressing up as Bobby Bones on the run. Robbed a bank. People are still looking for him. Yeah. Did your husband care any more about you wearing yoga pants in public?

I think he gave up on that. I give up on that a long time ago. Didn't you want you covering it? Yes. Like wear something around your waist. Because I used to walk to yoga. It's when we lived in North Carolina and I would walk. We lived downtown and I would walk to yoga.

And he just did not like, you can't walk to yoga looking like that. People are going to drive by. He thought someone would like kidnap me. Have you guys seen abducts in a plane site? What? I heard it's amazing. I was never going to watch it because most of I don't like stuff like that. You watched it?

If someone's like, watch, watch, watch, watch. I'll start. Like, I watched the innocent man because people kept telling me. Ted Bundy tastes because you guys said it was so good. They're identical strangers. Now everybody's saying that the, what's it called? Abducted in plain sight. That it's so good.

It's on Netflix. It's true stories of people getting abducted in plain sight. Why have I never heard of this until now? Oh, my brother keeps going, have you watched it? Every day he texts me and wants to know if I've watched it. I guess I got to start watching that then. You guys don't watch this stuff and then start getting scared a little bit? No.

No, if anything, I'm going to learn how to protect myself. Oh, okay. Do they teach you that? Maybe what to look out for it? I do take stuff from superhero movies, though, like tricks, and go, I can't wait to use that against a robber. Oh, yeah. Like that, what's that show called I watched? The Pounder Punisher?

Yes, the superhero. They show tricks. Like, this has to take a gun from someone. Are you learning? Yeah. You're like, Mike D. Let me practice on you. Yeah, yeah.

What are you gasping about? Abducted in plain sight. What's that? It's a 97% match for me. I'm starting it right now. I feel like, she starts, she's watching it right now. I feel like sometimes Netflix, you like everything. So you don't watch it.

Everything. I've never got like a 22% match. Oh, really? Yeah. Huh. Let me just click on something randomly. Like, but you pretty much watch everything on Netflix, right?

I just clicked on something randomly and it says it's only a 70% match for me. So like it... But is there anything that's not a passing grade match? Passing grade? Because I at least want you to give it a shot. Like, could you watch something in Japanese? Yeah, anime. Probably zero percent match.

No. Never watched one of those. 71% match. Oh, wait. Is this this Punisher? That's what you've been watching? Yeah. It says it's a 94%

Mass for me. That cannot be true. It's fantastic. Hmm. Okay. It's good. I'm in the end of that. All right, cool. Are we good? Anyone watch, let me see the classroom. Anyone in their watch abducted in a plane site? No. No one has?

All right. For those that can't see me, I'm pushing a button. This is what Eddie told. Yeah, yeah, so you can spend this. I'm pushing a button to talk into the classroom. But I think they, when I go, let me ask the classroom. Yes, but no one ever responds because they don't have a mic. That's okay. So people are probably like, okay, he's asking no one and no one's responding.

That's what I would think. You know what I mean? So I just bring it to your attention. When I was doing nights back when I was like 18, 19, and I couldn't afford a co-host, I had a fake co-host that I would talk to all the time. They'd never talk back. Oh, so maybe that's where this kind of comes from. What would you say?

What would you say? I'd be like, what's coming up number three? I do love this backstory voice. Nice. Funny calling. Thank you. And then I play it. And no, calls had real phones.

Oh, okay. But I had a fake co-host that never talked. Did it have a name? No, no. I just kind of. I just talked to it. You're like, what? What did you say? People would just assume that there was someone in the room always. Would you have little, like, noise makers and stuff?

Like, I guess Howard Stern did that back in the day? He really didn't. Well, maybe early, early with the drum. In the movie, they had the drum or whatever. But like the morning zoo type things would do that, lots of noises. Yeah. No. That wasn't your style.

I probably would if I could afford it. But I just said fake people. And then I started bringing on, you know, people that weren't getting paid that much. like everybody in this room, that's always been kind of the methodology. Yeah. It's turning a little something. Un poikito. Just a little something.

Just a little something. Not bad. Eddie's grandma and grandpa were in a movie. Oh, God. Do you guys see that? Like, they don't watch your stories, Eddie. Like, you don't watch mine. By the way, I'll watch yours.

Thank you. Oh, I thought you were posting something like it was their anniversary or something. No, no, no. So I guess maybe like seven or eight years ago, my mom was like, oh, yeah, in passing, and yeah, your grandparents were in a movie, like an old 1950s movie. Marlon Brando's in it, whatever, and they shot it in their hometown. And they come out as extras. I'm like, well, that's cool, whatever.

And one of my uncles showed us a tape one time, a long time ago. But I remember the movie, and I was watching the old movie channel, and they was playing, and I'm like, oh, my gosh, kids, come around. Look, your great grandparents are about to come out on TV. That's cool. And I showed it to him, and it was like, I got pumped. My kids were like, whatever. But then I was like, guys, this is your great grandparents. Like, amazing.

Forever. Like, you were talking about recordings. artists will never die because we have recordings. Like my grandparents still live on the screen. Like they're both dead. They've been dead for 10 years. Oh, they're dead? Yeah.

It's, yeah, it's his grandparents. Yeah, my grandparents. I didn't know they were dead though. Both been dead for over 10 years. Yeah, they come dancing in. They're part of that scene. And like forever endeavor, they will be in that movie. My point with that is, if you didn't know someone and you only knew them based on

the things that you can consume and you can still consume the things, they never die to you. Yeah. Like, I was talking about Tom Petty. I didn't know Tom Petty personally. So he's still alive to you? You can tell me he's still alive I would still think he's alive Yeah

He's not dead to me Johnny Cash still alive Yeah I didn't know him personally And he wasn't making stuff That was you know Consuming his new Yeah So to me

If you told me Johnny Cash was alive I never knew he was dead He wouldn't be dead to me So The art Lives on Through anyone that you didn't have A close relationship with

And the artist lives on You just know them through the art So what you know What you know them still is alive Yeah So And we still I still geek out over people that have been dead forever.

Like, you know, I mean, talk about like, even the people like Kurt Cobain. Like, gosh, that's been a long time ago. And we'll continue to talk about him. You know, I was thinking yesterday, like, the only thing that we really control, period, consistently, is our perception of things. That's the only real thing that we control all the time is how we feel about things, right? Because things are going to happen. You're going to feel, the only thing we can control is how we feel about it. So a car may crash into you, how you feel about it?

You know, my lucky I didn't die or my pissed that someone hit me. me, right? I hurt my leg. You know, how are you going to feel about it? So this thought came to me yesterday as I was driving in my car. This truck pulls out in front of me and almost hits me, swerves, almost hits three other people, ends right in the lane and drives on. Like, didn't hit anybody? We're like, what just happened? This dude almost killed us all. He could have been like, I nailed that. I knew I was going to drive perfectly. And then I started to go, all perception there. Like, he probably thought he did something awesome, probably pulled out on a purpose, navigated perfectly got out.

We're all angry. Then I started to go, in movies, when you see someone do that, like drive under a car and sweep through traffic, you're like, that was cool. He did it awesome. But think about all the people that on the other side of that. They were like, this dude, he'd almost kill me because they didn't know what was going on. Like, those two events, the exact same event were seen as completely different by everybody involved. Perception. The only thing we control is the perception of things, period.

And you've got to put yourself in that dude's position. Even if he did make a mistake and he feels bad about it, you're never going to know how he really felt about it. He could be like eager at teeth emoji and be like move on with your life. He's not going to stop and apologize to you guys. Or he could have done on purpose. He could have run it from the law. Could have run it from somebody bad. You'll never know.

In movies when people make crazy things, I'm always like, wow, what a great move. But really, if I'd have been like, what an idiot. Yeah. Anyway, I was thinking about that, like, hour. That's the stuff you think about. For an hour? I just thought about that for an hour. I couldn't shake it.

I couldn't shake thinking about how, let's say you get sick, right? Like bad sick. And you got two ways to look at it. This sucks. I'm sick. I might die. Or holy crap. I have lived a wonderful life.

And whatever happens is going to be fine because I've really made great relationship. It's the only thing that we can control is how we feel about things and the decisions we make about our feelings. Because we don't control most of it happens to us. A little bit. We can control a little like right now. I keep talking or I can shut it down. But I can't control when I walk out to the garage. Someone's not going to attack me.

Yeah. Who knows? I really just had this conversation with my kid. Like just kind of because he's in that part in his life where he's, comparing himself to everybody else at school. Everyone goes to Disney. Like, why don't we go to Disney? I'm like, you can't.

It's perception. You think everyone goes to Disney. I feel like I need to introduce you to some people that's never been to Disney and probably will never go to Disney. Most people. Most people. So I just had that conversation about perception. It's just like, you can't.

It's all perception. You want to think the worst about your life? You want to think the best about it. It's perception. Because you can do both in the same scenario. Like, scenario A exists. You can feel wonderful about it or terrible about it. That's up to you.

only up to you. If your life sucks, it's because you think it sucks. For somebody else, it may be awesome. Like, as bad as you are, there's somebody that's worse and feels better about it. Like, you could be having the worst time. Somebody could be, have a worse situation, but still feel better about their situation than you do in a better place. Anyway, whatever. You, my friend, are ready to have kids.

No, I think I'm ready for another book. Oh, that's just it. Yeah, start with a book. I'm ready for... Slowly get kids. I make all these notes, and I sit on. it for like an hour and I'm like, oh, this could be a chapter. See, maybe you're just meant to be an author.

I've written two, listen. What I'm saying? Let me ask you this. If I wasn't doing this radio show and I'd just written two New York Times bestselling books, wouldn't I just be considered a pretty successful author? Yeah, but if you never had the radio show, what would you have been? No, I'm saying I don't get, listen, I'm not trying to be considered an author because my books aren't the catcher in the rye.

No, but they're good. You're an author. And I've written two bestselling books. Yeah. So what's your question again? If I was only, if I was only, you know, I was only, you know, I was a writer. If I only had those two books and they had sold what they, you know, and it's six figures, like hundreds of thousands of those books,

would I be considered a successful, what I'd be known as a successful author? Yes? I don't know what it takes. But I feel like if you have New York Times bestseller next to your name, success. So yes. I think you need a third, dude. Maybe a fourth.

Like, look at Stephen King. That to me is a... But that's an author. That's the super author. Like John Grisham. And it's a whole other level, right? I met a guy the other day who had a book. And he, like, I was like...

But a book. Anybody can write a book. Right. Which anyone kind of does. But it's like selling music. Anybody can make a record. Okay. Or record a song.

Yeah. Anybody can record a song? You can go on your computer now. But can you actually reach people and have it affect people and have them consume it, buy it, stream it. Good point. There's a difference. Big difference. Yeah.

Somebody just write the book. Got my own book. Yeah, great. But your words are out there. Tree falls in the woods. Right. Yes. Yeah.

It's your goal. See lunchbox? You can start writing a book. Oh, I've already started. Chapter 1, My Life. There we go. That's just a chapter? My sister has a book started and written.

She has like... A to Z and 13 pages. She's like 40 chapters. I was born. I napped. I'm waiting. Here I am. All I do is wait.

Chapter 2. Naps. In chapter 1, I brushed over the naps. I'd like to spend a little more time talking about why they're so important. Let me start with what is a nap? My life is interesting, guys Okay, we're good Yeah, we're good

Cool, all right What do we learn here? Perception I don't know, I don't know I don't know I don't really remember And then Bobby's working on his third book I'm not but I feel like

There you are Obviously you're itching for it There's something in there There's an itch Got to scratch it You got a couple itches What is the other ones Okay

All right. Okay. We're going to go. Thank you very much. Show starts now. Away we go. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones.

Let me. This is the Bobby Bones show. That's right. Now, here we're in. Hey, welcome to the show. Bo-Bada-Ban Wednesday. Morning. Ami, you good?

Doing great. You? Yeah, pretty good. I'm pretty good today. Got a pile of stories to my left. Everybody's here. Amy's here. Lunchbox is here.

Here. Number two is here. me. Morgan number two, how are you? I'm doing good. I'm good. I feel like we should start with the food world. Let's do it. Which this starts with Morgan number two. She came to me one day. She pulled me aside. I was walking down the hallway. She grabbed a t-shirt. She goes, can I say something to you? I was like, what's that? I love food. I was like, well, good for you, Morgan number two. She always like to do a segment about food. I was like, all right, Morgan number two. That's where this comes from. It's time for food world. Num, num, num, num,

with Morgan number two. Chick-fil-A is offering heart-shaped nugget boxes for Valentine's. Day. Cute. I'm into that. It's not a bad idea. Even just for me. You know, I was, by the way, it's a great story. Anything else with inside of that are the nuggets heart shaped?

They're not, but there's 30 chicken nuggets or 10 mini sandwiches and it's only about 18 bucks. So that is kind of perfect for a guy. That's a great gift from a girl. Chicken is the new chocolate. Is that right? That's funny. Have you heard that or did you make that up?

I read it in the article. Oh, day. We were about to give you an applause. That's funny. It is good, though. That's funny. I know. I feel like my husband would be like, you're the best wife ever if I gave him chicken mini biscuits.

For breakfast. In a heart-shaped box. That chick-fil-a bread with the biscuit is so good. It's so good. One of my friends just went to chick-fay for the first time. Lives in the Northeast. They never been to one. And it was like, I think it's overrated.

I was like, I don't think you understand what chick-fil-s about. Correct. It's the best, cheap, quality, even can be healthy from the nicest people. They're not trying to claim they had the absolute best food period ever. But pound for pound, it's the best. It's fast food, too. It's, yeah. Come on.

Morgan number two, thank you. Yeah. And that's Food World with Morgan number two. That was Food World with Morgan number two. Numb, num, numb, no. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, non-profit Christian University based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. They say higher education is outdated, irrelevant.

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Highlights are online. In Facebook news, they announced they're launching an unsend feature. This is going to give you up to 10 minutes to take back a message you sent. And finally, in weather news, watch out tons of rain, severe weather in the middle of the country, snow in the north, and along the Rocky Mountains. I do love country music, and so I like to do this segment where we talk about country music history. Oh, country music's youngest historian. Yeah, that's me. Thank you.

That's you. The Bobby Bones show On this day in country music Today in the year 2000 In the year 2000 Did anyone even get that? Who cares? The Dixie Chicks

Cowboy Take Me Away was number One on the country chart. It was released as the second single From their album I don't remember Fly Oh It was written by

Dixie Chick member Marty With Marcus Humman who I've done a bobbycats with Marcus Marty said she wrote the song about her sister and her bandmate Emily Robeson She said Emily had been dating a bunch of guys that she didn't approve of And then she met Charlie Robinson

Yeah And she pictured him Whisking her off into the sunset Which if you know Charlie Robinson like we do That's crazy to think about it's crazy Yeah Emily and Charlie married But then divorced back in 2008

After nine years of marriage But you know what? It's still the James Oh yeah The question is a question is doesn't make you like the song more or less if you know the story behind it and the story didn't work out? No. It's an amazing song.

Yeah, right? I'm going to play it. Today in 2000. In the year 2000, the Dixie Chicks Cowboy Take Me Away was the number one song. That was this day in country music. The Bobby Bone Show. Marissa from Pittsburgh. Hey, Marissa.

Hi, how are you guys? We're really good. What's up for you? Nothing. Just heading. to work. Well, I appreciate you being on the phone. What do you want to know? Well, I was listening to Amy's conversation with her daughter and how

she wrote down the I Love E-Nopeeer, which was amazing. I was overreactive. It made me thinking, made me think about your past relationships, and I know how you said in the past, it's very hard for you to open up and say, I love you, has not ever affected any of your relationships, and that might be part of the reason why it ended. Why are you smiling, Amy?

I'm not. You can answer it. Well, what happened was, I've had like four or five serious girlfriends in my life, like serious, like a year at least. I've never told anybody. One of them was four years. Yeah, and one was like a year and a half, one was like a year. Yeah, and I never said that I loved them. Has it affected the relationships?

I probably, you know, I'd probably lean that way. It's a hard lean. But I never said that to anybody. I never said that to my mom. I never said to my grandma. It just wasn't said. It wasn't said to me. Yeah.

I didn't say it to people. It's so foreign. And to be, yeah. Be fair. Be fair, Amy, yes. Yeah, to be fair, the girls that loved you and cared for you in those relationships knew that about you. So I think that's why there was, it was, there was grace there, especially in the four-year one. Well, and all of them, I think there was a bit of.

grace, the term that you're using here. They all said it to me, which is very nice of them. And what would you say in return? Oh, shucks. A little punch in the arm. But you know what? I'm going to tell you, there were instances where I absolutely did love them. I know it.

I know I did. I just don't say, I haven't said, I will, one day. But if I do say it and then make a big deal about it, I'm never saying it again. I know. Because when Amy was talking about her daughter and her daughter finally said it, because Amy's daughter, you know, she's been your daughter. for like a year and a half or so, right? Right.

And Amy starts freaking out because her daughter writes, I love you. Well, then her daughter's like, oh, I don't want to go to that crazy Marty Graw parade again. Or if you'd have been like, that's so sweet, thank you. Please tell me more when you feel this way, because I feel this way, and you just kind of move on. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm going to go handle it better next time if it ever happens again. Yeah, you're just acclimating, you know?

Yeah. But yes, I do think it's affected my relationships, Marissa. No. I know. Well, hopefully next time. you say it and she's the one and you get married. I've often thought about not saying until right when I'm getting married, like after I'm married. The only time I say it.

What do you think about that? The only time I say it is to my actual, not even to the person I'm getting engaged to, but my actual wife. Okay. Yeah. My husband did it to me as an engaged person, but not a wife. But he never said it to a girl. I mean, he said it to his mom. Yeah, but you guys got engaged in like one day.

Like you met and got engaged. Yeah, it was longer than that, but it wasn't, it was a little bit longer than that. But it wasn't until I said yes to his proposal that he said, okay, I love you. Because he didn't, if I said no, he wasn't going to say it out loud to me. That's he wanted to be to tell whoever he was going to marry that that's the only person he'd ever said, I love you to. That's right. Strength and unavailable emotion. But Bones, you're saying after you get married.

Maybe like five-year anniversary of marriage. I do kiss the bride and then after that. Yeah. Or it's like, it's our 10th anniversary. You know what? I love you. I've been thinking about this. I don't know.

Oh, my gosh. Marissa, thank you for listening. Thank you for the call. I hope you have a wonderful morning. Thank you, you guys too. See later. There's Marissa. The latest from Nashville and Hollywood.

Morgan No. 2 is 32nd Skinny. Marin Morris, Little Big Town, Casey Musgraves, and Katie Perry are all performing a special tribute to Dolly Parton at the Grammys. It's this Sunday, 8-7 Central on CBS. Brad Paisley announced his 2019 World Tour. Chris Lane and Riley Green will be joining him. It starts May 30th and New Mexico. Texas. Thomas Wrett got to sing with the cast of Sesame Street for a new song. It's called This Is My Street. It happened for the show's 50th anniversary. Here's a clue. I'm Morgan number two. That's your skinny. It's time for the good news. With Amy. Tell me something good.

So the weather was below freezing with a minus 14 degree wind chill in Chicago, this little suburb outside of it. So crazy. So this husband and wife, they decided to take handwritten notes. around to a lot of their neighbors, 40 of them to be exact, and said, hey, if you need any help during this cold, like, we can shovel snow, we can pick up groceries, we can get your medicine, especially if these people maybe can't really get out in this cold. And then the notes also included an open invitation to their home for hot tea and, like, some snacks. Dang. Wow. In Chicago, too, the woman that bought all those hotel rooms, we talked about that for the homeless. Is it snowing so bad? Amazing.

That's why. Chicago is my kind of town. Yeah. This couple, they just hope that this leads to more connections made in their neighborhood and that it'll carry on as a ripple effect. People caring about other people. Boom. That's what it's all about. People caring about other people.

Bobid Bones Show. Boney up the day. This story comes us from Spartanburg, South Carolina. A 32-year-old man was driving a stolen car. He pulls into the gas station, goes in, gets a couple drinks, some food, comes out, car won't start. Hmm, how am I going to get this started? Goes out to a cop says, hey, can you give me a job? Jump start over here, I can't get my car started.

Cop felt like he was acting a little nervous, ran the license plate, stolen vehicle. You try to get a stolen vehicle jumped? Yeah, couldn't get it started again. Was alcohol involved in this? They said no alcohol. I would have just waited for somebody else, right? Yeah. Like, there's got to be somebody else either around or coming soon.

Well, there must have been something suspicious about him. No, I agree, but I'm saying, why would you go to a cop? I don't know. Or just walk away. Well, it's a good car probably. Yeah. Just only car. All right.

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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. We're handling it. And by we, you mean him? I mean, he asks me for my W-2. Yeah. I hand it over. And that's it. Yeah.

I'm done with mine. Oh. That's good. The IRS has been accepting tax returns, but a new study says most people aren't even close to being ready, and they're not taking advantage of early returns. The IRS is recommending that if you file now, your payout will be much quicker than if you wait to the last second. This year, the child tax credit doubled to $2,000 per qualifying child. Tax refund should arrive six to eight weeks after filing. Lunchbox, are you down on yours?

That's not bad. No, I need to get that W-2. Are they going to send it to us? They've emailed us, yeah. We all have it. We all have it. Yeah. All right. Well, then I'll get on that. Do you know what you got back last year?

I believe it's around 10,000. And now I got a kid, oh my gosh, it's going up. Because you heard $2,000 extra. What are you expecting back this year? Oh, probably 14. You expect a $14,000 refund. Yeah, with a kid and kid expenses and things like that. You get to write off all that stuff, right?

I have nothing to say about what you write it off. That's not of my jurisdiction. You don't want to get involved in that. That's not yours that at house. You can give me some advice. What's the best of that? biggest tax refund you've ever got? 13,000. Oh my goodness. When was that?

Five years ago, six years ago, something like that. It was a while back. It's not anything recent. But now with a kid, I'm telling you, who-woo. What do you normally get? 9, 10, 11, right in that area. It's a $2,000 to $3,000 gap. Just depends on the year. But they did take away a lot of my write-offs, like gas to work and all that. I can't write that off this year. Are you making it for it? I got a different loophole. You've got to read the fine print, people.

And what fine print are you reading? The tax website. You go to the website and actually read it. No, just trying to sound like I do. I got my ways. Let us know when you get that refund. I'll get it done. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University,

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Bobby Boom, come on. Donna in New York is the first time caller, and she's on right now. Hi, Donna. Hey, Bobby Jones. How are you? What up? Pretty good. What's going on with you?

I just want to say how much I enjoy your show. Thank you very much. What do you like about it? I just think you guys are really, funny, I think the music is great. Oh, thanks. Hey, I want to ask you a question here. We're about to get into this things that are overrated or underrated. Like, if I say

bacon, Donna, what do you think about bacon? Overrated or underrated? Bacon? Yeah. I would say overrated. I would say that too. Bacon, like, has full restaurants. Bacon, people like, bacon, bacon, bacon. I'm just not that... And it's not even that healthy either. I've got years without bacon. Yeah. Bacon, overrated or

underrated Amy? Overrated. Lunchbox? Overrated. Eddie? Underrated. Eddie? Underrated. It's the best thing in the world. You're one of them, huh? So good.

Okay, okay. Hey, Donna, what about New Year's Eve? Overrated or underrated? Definitely overrated. Yeah, it's a lot of hype. Yeah. I say overrated, Amy. Overrated.

Underrated. Love New Year's Eve. Come on. Eddie. Overrated. I've never experienced a good New Year's Eve. Oh, my goodness. It's just because it's the buildup, I think.

Okay. How about the beach, Donna? Is the beach going to the beach? Overrated or underrated? No question, underrated. What? I am not a beach guy. Me neither.

I go sit in the sand and I'm like, I got to watch this off my feet. I got to go stand under that shower thing. It's cold. I'm not a beach. I'm going to the beach is overrated. Overrated. Overrated. I'm with Donna, underrated.

The best place in the world. Definitely underrated. Okay. Sorry, guys. I always tell my kids when I die, put me on the beach and I said, what to take me out. I love it. You tell that to your kids. How old are your kids?

18 or 15. Okay, they're old enough. You were fixing little kids. Yeah, she's like telling her six-year-old. Listen, little Trevor. How about Nutella, Donna? Over-rated or underrated? I would say it's overrated, but my kids would say it's underrated.

Amy? It's pretty amazing. I don't need it, but it's underrated. It's so good. It's delicious, underrated. Eddie? Overrated. I'll take a candy bar.

I say overrated too, because. It's good. It's good. Have you ever dipped a pretzel in it? Yeah, but again, I can dip, I can melt Hershey's on it. That's what I'm talking about. But it's hazelnut. It's not just Hershey's.

It's not just chocolate. It's hazelnut chocolate. Okay, underrated. Okay, let's do one more. How about Maroon 5? Donna, Maroon 5, underrated or overrated. You're probably going to hate me, but I'm going to say overrated. Oh, come on.

What about? Girl like you, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's up, Donna? I'm super bowl, but I don't know. Okay, so you say overrated, Amy? I mean, whatever. Can I just not care?

Rude. You can not care. Lunchbox? Oh, man, I've seen them in concert. They're fine. I'll say overrated. They're not the best. Overrated.

They've been around for a long time. They're so underrated. I think they're underrated, too. They've been around forever since like 2000. and three. And they're on the charts still. Yeah. I'm with you. Is there an answer to the first jam? Because it's getting harder and harder to breathe. Hey Donna, what are you doing today? I'm working. What else am I doing? I hear you on that. Hey, well, listen, I know you just called to say hello, but I'm glad you got to do a segment with us.

I did. Thank you so much. I really enjoy your show and just wanted to put that out there. All right. Well, thank you. Have a good day. See you later. The Bobby Bones Show. Okay, what happened? My husband bathed our dog. and used one of our towels in our bathroom to dry her off. Not one of the towels we keep in the laundry room for washing cars and stuff. Not an old towel. Not an old towel. My white, beautiful towels that I like to keep really clean.

But then he did this thing where he hung it on my towel rack. Wait, so after he washed the dog, he put it back on the towel rack? He pulled it from the cabinet, dried the dog, hung it on my towel rack. He didn't do it on purpose. Well, anyway, I go take a shower. I get out. I grab my towel off the rack. And the first thing I do is dry off my face.

And I go and I take the towel and I put it on my face and it smells like dog. It smells like dog, but it's already on my face. Like I had to go back in and rewash my face. And then I was like, why in the world would you do that? That is so wrong. Who knows where that towel rubbed on my dog? and I put it on my face. It was disgusting.

So what's the conversation you had with your husband? Well, he said the dog started to get out of control. He didn't mean to put it on my rack. It was like a quick... It'd be easier to drop it on the floor. I think it was like a quick. He just kind of like threw it somewhere and he intended on getting rid of it, but he never did.

Because the dog started like shaking and then like going crazy and then he was like, oh, and then he just threw it onto the rack, which happens to be the rack I grabbed from. And I happen to put it all over my face. Had your face broken out or anything? No. I wash it immediately. It was just gross and inconsiderate. Nasty.

Did you get angry at him? I mean, I... What's the tone? Let's reenact your tone. Now it's kind of funny to, like... But let's reenact tone, because I'm curious what Amy irritated tone sounds like with him. So I'll be him. Okay, come in the room.

Walk in, go ahead. Well, I mean, I did it. He wasn't in the room when I did it. You have to bring it up. But I come out and I'm like, who put the dog towel on my rack? Did you wash the dog? I mean, I don't know. I probably just like, you can't do that.

Like, are you serious? I probably have a talk. Do you talk to him like a six-year-old? Probably. Yeah. I probably'm like, look. Like, if you wash the dog, you got to put the towel somewhere else. First of all, you don't even use our nice towels.

I mean, it was a bullet point lecture. It sounded multi-tiered. Yes, it was multi-tiered. Because you don't, I mean, I hope most women out there feel me on this. Please don't use my towels that we clean our bodies with to, dry the dog off with. Because we wash the dog in our shower, because we have a stand-up and one of the hooks that can come off and you bathe it.

And she's really good. So it's easy. So this is why we're in our bathroom to begin with. With the dog, she bathes in my shower. Do you want to do the last reason you had to treat your husband like an eight-year-old? That's exactly more what it is. It wasn't like I was yelling. Yes, that's it.

Because it wasn't like I was yelling. It was just like common sense. Like, this is stuff I would have to tell my son. This is perfect. Because it would be like, hey, buddy. You called him buddy. Her son she does. Maybe this is, Bobby's on to something.

This should have been my approach. It shouldn't have been like, I can't believe you did this. I should have been like, hey, hey, babe. So like when we wash the dog, let's use the towels that are in the laundry room that we use for like messy things. And then let's keep the towels over here. And then if we happen to use one of mom's towels. One of mom. Then like, let's not hang it on her rat.

The last time you had to treat your husband like an eight-year-old. Hey, Amanda and Florida, you're on. Hey, Bobby, it's Amanda. What about? I'm so excited to talk to you. Thank you very much. What would you like to say? Well, it would actually happen this morning.

I was getting up, getting ready for work, and my husband, for whatever reason, goes into our laundry room on, like, a continual basis. He takes the clothes that are in my dryer and then just dump them on the floor to use the dryer. Instead of, like, putting them in a basket, I'm like, dude, come on. These are things I tell my child and my children. What's going on in his mind to do that, though? Have you tried to rationalize from his point of view? I've asked him, and he's just been like, I'm tired. I don't think about it.

There's not a basket, like, readily available. I'm like, come on. Like, we have an entire table above our washer and dryer. You could put them up there. Like, there's really no excuse. Yeah. And I totally feel Amy on the towel thing. Like, there are towels that you just don't use certain stuff.

Well, okay, but the second part of that is, too, he then hung it back up. Yeah. That might be worse than using it. Right, but he said he wasn't like, ooh, I'm going to hang this on her rack and hope she used it. Like, it wasn't like that.

You just throw it on the floor. Even if you used the wrong towel, you just thought on, like her husband with the laundry. Throw it on the floor. Yeah, I know. Trust me. I wish he had.

Amanda, thank you for calling the show. I appreciate that. Thank you. Thank you. The Bobo Show. Here's Amy's pile of stories. Have you heard of refrigerating? Do you date your food?

Because I could be successful at that. Is that what that is? Refrigerating? No, but Samsung's smart fridge, it scanned your shelves and finds people who like similar foods and they match you up. Like, they've created this app. So they do have this refrigerator that will let you watch the inside of your fridge. So say you're out at the grocery store and you're like, oh, am I out of mustard? Like you can look inside your fridge and know what groceries you need.

It's like a camera. Yeah. Because I have like home cameras. So it's a camera for your fridge. And so now they've set up this dating ads where you can actually. swipe right or left based on other people's food that have pictures up on this dating app. Wow. And maybe you can find someone if they like what you like.

Nobody likes what I like. Because they eat the same thing every day. What would people see in your fridge? What would we swipe on? Nothing. Amy, I'm telling you, right now in my refrigerator, I am eating the pasta that's made of vegetables, like the, what's it do you make it out of? Lentils?

No. What is it? Oh, Zoodles. Zucchini noodles. Zoothingi noodles. With grilled chicken. That's all I've had for two weeks every day. Yeah.

I go in for lunch. I have my zucchini nose of grilled chicken. I have a little bit of the mama chula pepper sauce. Chilula. Thank you. I put a little bit on it and that's what I eat every day. Okay. Less decisions.

And I'm trying to get skinny again. Wait, yeah. I was going to ask you, why is, why are you eating so, so, so, why is so strict right now? I got to go do live shows for American Idol. Oh, that makes sense. Yeah. So, and my pants are kind of tight. They're not.

They're not. They fit like, they're cute. I don't feel very good. Is that why you took like one bite of your breakfast and threw it away? Oh, you noticed that? I didn't throw it away. I didn't eat the eggs. The eggs stunk.

I didn't smell them. Spoiled eggs do sting. I didn't throw it away though. I said, does anybody else want it? Whatever you did. You're done eating yet. Stop watching me eat. Stop watching me eat.

No, I just want to make sure you're okay. All right, what else? So speaking of food, I have the ways grocery stores trick you into spending more money. So be on the lookout for this, especially if you're trying to stay on a budget for 2019. First of all, they hand out the free samples, which you're always like, hmm, okay. I'll go ahead and get this and you think you're getting some deal because it's a sample. They make you use giant shopping cards so you feel like you have to fill it up. Oh, I didn't think about that.

That's pretty ingenious. Because it looks empty and you're like, oh, maybe I need more. And then they put expensive brands at eye level. They also hide all the essentials that you need in the back of the store so you have to pass everything else to get there. I'm so interested in this. This is a good, like, psychology. Yeah. Oh, of course.

They spend tons of money to figure this stuff out. And then they have ads that say like 10 for 10. So you automatically think you have to buy 10. things to get the 10 for 10. But really, if you buy two, you're still going to pay $1. It's the same price. Yeah. It's the same price. So don't fall for that. I always fall for that.

Got to get all 20 of them. Bobby's like, one, two, three, four. All right, anything else? So researchers found that more than 73% of women are pressuring men to propose. It's like a thing. Wow. If you're in a

relationship, they say three quarters of women are pressuring men. And sometimes men don't even get, like, the subtle hints, so they have to, like, really be direct about it. They probably just act like they don't get it. So then I was curious about the guys on this show that have gotten married, like, do you feel like you proposed on your own free will? I know the answer to both of these stories,

but let's go over to Lunchbox first. Who proposed via cell phone call, right? Via cell phone, yeah, my brother's wedding was coming up, and my now wife and I were on the phone, and she was like, well, I'd like to get married. I was like, really? She goes, yeah. I said, okay.

So I guess, yeah, she kind of pressured me into saying, let's get married. Let's go over to our video producer, Eddie. He's been married for 13 years. And did she feel pressure to get married? Yeah, because we were dating for like six years. And then she finally just said, like, hey, are we going to do this or what? Like, what's happening? I'll like, do what?

She's like, get married. So, like, we got to start thinking about that. That's going to happen. If not, I'm going to go away. Like poop or get off the pot, right? Pretty much. And I was like, God, I didn't think about that. Okay, yeah, let's do it.

You hadn't thought about it in six years? Not a thought in my mind. I didn't even think we were close to getting married. Wow. After six years. See? Interesting. So my take on that story, Amy, is most dudes are dumb and they don't know or they super

know and they're avoiding it. Okay. Yeah. All right. Well, I'm Amy. That's my pile. Thank you very much. That's good stuff right there.

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Good morning. Tell us, because Amy's husband, wash the dog, put the dog tail on the rack. Amy grabs the towel, watch their face with it, and she's like, wait. It's so smelled like dog. Yeah, don't use the nice towel. Why'd you put it back on the rag?

So what is your story? My husband is working on his doctorate in clinical psychology, and I have to be on him all the time to get his homework done and not play video games. Even though he's getting his doctorate in clinical psychology. What video game does he play? Stuff on his computer. I think like Fortnite and like The League of Legends.

That's funny. It's like a kid, right? Yeah. Daniel, thank you for listening to us. A big 955.5. That's awesome. Hey, Jacenta, Massachusetts. Hi.

Hey, thanks for calling. What do you want to say? So kind of similar story. We were having an issue with our washing machine, and it kept backing up with water. And I had some really nice white towels in there, so I called my husband telling me how to come home and fix it. So he tells me he fixes it. And I'm like, all right, well, did you wash the towels again, you know, on hot and sanitized? And he's like, oh, no, I just took them out and put them on the floor in the basement.

And I just kind of looked at him like, so you didn't wash the towels that were sitting there in water the whole time. And he looked at me like I was the crazy one. Why do you think just happens? My husband would do that. It's very, you know, sometimes y'all don't think. Y'all don't think of things in a cleanliness manner like we do. You just don't. Nope.

All right. Well, that's why guys' places are just so dirty and gross. My place isn't dirty or gross. Yeah, but like I'm just thinking back in college when you had four guys living together. Most guys are dirty. Most guys are just dirty. I don't get it. I don't get it.

I would credit my. cleanliness to being raised by all women. Yeah. You got lucky. Did I? The fact there was never a dad in your life? You lucked down on Bobby. You took it there.

You took it there. I was trying to look at the bright side. Trying to look at the bright side. It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Tell me something good. Listen to this. Last week it was so cold, right?

All the winter vortex is sweeping the world. And so this. woman, she's 87 years old. Her name's Norin. She's like, it's cold. I need to go out and make sure the birds get the bird food. She goes out to the bird feeder. But the dog from next door is looking at her like, burr, like, what's up? She's like, what's happened to this dog? He never looks at me like this. And the dog's like moving its head and lifting its ears. Again, she's 87. She's like, let me go see what's up. The dog takes her to the dog's owner who

fell in the snow and get up. Oh, wow. Yeah, she says, she had her ears up looking at me. She doesn't normally do that. And the dog took her to where Norian was lying in the snow. That's crazy. I love it. No significant injuries outside for at least a half hour and sub-zero temperatures. Midnight, rescued her just to make a time. Good night.

I mean, that just reminds me to be more aware of my surroundings, you know? And listen to your dog. I'd probably just see that dog and go, come on inside, you're cold. Right, I know, but really think about it. Yeah, how about that? That's what's all about right there. That's good news. That was tell me something good.

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I don't think so. I mean, I'm almost positive we don't. It's literally just a contest that we have and people jump in with us. We don't spam them. Nope. Amen. Wow.

Because I demand no spam on our sites. That sounds cool. London, Mississippi? No, London, England. Okay, I was like, wow. London, Mississippi. That's legit. All right, over to, is there at London,

Mississippi. There is there's a London every state. Probably is. Morgan number two, you ready? Yeah, I am. Bob it, Bon Show. The latest from Nashville and Hollywood. Morgan number two's 32nd Skinny. Dolly Parton is performing at the Grammys,

and then Merrin Morris, Little Big Town, Casey Musgraves, and Katie Perry are all doing a special tribute to Dolly. It's all going down Sunday, CBS, 87 Central. I just whist these shows weren't three hours long. I'm looking forward to the Grammys. Of all the shows, that's my favorite. But three hours is still so long. The only thing that's really going to keep the networks going in the next 10 years or so

is super live shows, though, to be fair. Because everything else you can get on demand, it's going to be all live programming. That's my prediction for the next 10 years of television. If it's going to be on a, you have to watch it live, it's going to be there. Otherwise, I would just not go to all the, even the networks can have streaming sites. ABC is going to have Disney Plus. NBC is going to have NBC Universal. Netflix, Hulu.

So maybe we do like a 10-hour Grammy's concert. That would I watch. What else Morgan number two? Thomas Wreck got to sing with the cast of Sesame Street for their 50th anniversary. The song is called This Is My Street. Oh, that's awesome. That's fun. That would be a number one hit if we just played it in it.

I mean, it sounds like a jammer. Yeah, yeah. What else Morgan number two? A bar and restaurant with Johnny Cash's name on it is coming to Nashville. It's going to be just off Broadway right next to the Johnny Cash Museum. Oh, that Johnny Cash Museum's cool. It's smaller than you think. But it is really cool.

I've never been. either. Oh, you haven't been in it. No. You would like, you can they show movies and stuff, like old stuff? That's cool. Yeah, it's good. That's cool. All right, is that it? Morgan number two. Yep, I'm Morgan number two. That's the skinny. Folks, it's your buddy and mind. Mr. Bobby Bones. In 20 minutes, we're doing Riddle Me This. Just to get you guys brains. Oh, worse. It's kids riddles, but the morning show tries to take them on. So Riddle Me This. We'll play that

in about 20 minutes. If you're in the car with somebody, you know, maybe you guys make a friendly coffee wager about who can get the most right. That's come. up. I want to talk to Kelly in Virginia. Hey, Kelly. Hi, good morning. Good morning. What's happening? Not much. I just had a really, I guess, funny request. Okay. If anybody had asked if you would be their Valentine's yet. Is that a thing? I mean, yeah. Is that just have a date on Valentine? Is that what that means? Or like, will you be my Valentine and then you exchange cards or flowers or candies? I mean, that's when I'm

I mean, as an adult, I haven't had that happen to me, but as a kid. Yeah, but I'm an adult, right? Yeah. So, but has that happened to you? Has it even like, will you be my Valentine? No. No, nothing.

Maybe she's going to ask you. She lives in Virginia, though. Oh, pit pal. Yeah. FaceTime. And also Thursday's a valent. Weekday. Oh, you got to work.

Oh, yeah. But no, no, nobody's asked me to be their Valentine. I have no date. I don't have much going on yet. No, still nothing. No, Kelly, I have nothing going on. What's up?

I said if you ended up not having anybody, even as a friend or something, I'm totally up for the job. Tell you what, you give me my friendly Valentine. How about that? Yes. Yes, like that. What's the job? Job decision. Oh, I don't.

Yeah, what does a Valentine do, Kelly? Not me and you. We're friendly valentines, but what does like valentines do? So I guess for me, because I'm not, I'm not into the whole romantic Valentine's. We're out then because I am. Bobby's so romantic. I am. I love it.

I love romance. I just don't have it. Go ahead. I have no problem with the flowers and chocolate and hanging out, watching movies, going, you know, out and everything like that. But, I mean, obviously, if I've just met the person, I want to get to know them. Yeah. Lunchbox, you guys doing Valentine's Day? Yeah, I put the pressure on my wife last night.

I told her, hey, Valentine's Day this year, you're planning it. So get on it. Just said, look, I've been doing it all these. years and so I want to reverse the trend and the stereotype that guys have to plan it. I want you to feel the pressure that we feel every year when you call somewhere, oh, we're booked, oh, we're booked.

So you know what? Get creative and do something unique. So ball's in her court. So romantic. No, no, no. What's wrong with that? She can be romantic too. Like, why do I have to do everything that's romantic? Every year... But I don't feel like you like a romance. That's the difference.

As a guy, you run out of things to come up with for Valentine's Day. There's a lot of It's a Valentine's Day every year. Once a year is hard to come up with something. There is Valentine's Day and birthdays. And anniversary. I know. It's awesome.

It's awesome. You get to do that for a year. There's a lot. I know. I love it. It's all the things. Yeah. This is the most unromantic group of people.

Yeah. We're maybe just tired. Like, we're just tired of doing the same thing. And Bobby, your romance is just like, waste it. What do you mean? Well, like, you don't, it's not scared. Say what you feel. If you should, if you have all these ideas,

you should share them with us and then we'll come out looking like rock stars. And let me bring something up too. That's a good idea. Another thing is you get to have a fresh Valentine like every year. Like, you know, like someone else.

You're like, all right, let me impress herself. No, I've been in relation for multi years. But for the most part, it's a newer... For the most part, there's nothing. Well, yeah, that's that too. Right. Like this year, there's nothing. Remember that, was it last year or the year before you gave the gift of communication?

Which was right? fly in my house. That really wasn't the whole gift. Wow. That was part of it. It was sweet, but it was like... I'm going to start talking to you. That wasn't the whole gift.

Actually, what happened was I surprised her dressed in a tuxedo and a top hat. We did a whole... And you went to Waffle House. I rented a table and they had it all made up. And then I wrote this really long letter because I don't share my feelings very well. Right. So it was actually a really big gift. But you just made fun of me.

Because it was like, we have to communicate in our... Like, we just have to communicate. I get it. Like, if this year I could put a bell on some communication, I'd be like, so late. See, what you just said right there, I don't have to do anything. You can't do that when you're married. Like, you can't be like, I want to talk to you.

I can't do that. No, my point is, we don't have to do anything in life. It's only what we take and we dedicate ourselves to that we get good at. Yes, but when you're married, you're like, okay, well, all right. I wouldn't normally do that, but I'll do that. To follow upon that, do you feel like you followed through with that gift? Yeah. We broke out of sitting after.

You all talked a lot after that? Yeah. No, yes, I did. Don't hate me because I think out of the box. I'm not hating. I actually ask you to please just share with us so that we can look cool. All I know is I feel attacked right now by this room. All I know is like my heart feels attacked because you guys are mad that I always come up with fresh ideas.

Yeah, we're jealous. But I feel attacked. I'm just letting you guys know. I like to speak out when I don't feel good. That I'm being vulnerable and I feel attacked. Back off, soldiers. Okay. All right.

Everybody, stand down. Thank you. Hey, Kelly. thank you. I do not have a date or Valentine, but I appreciate that offer. And we can be friendly Valentine's if nothing else happens, okay? That's totally fine. But for me, I think the Waffle Heysa idea was a great idea of just FYI. Yeah, and you know what? I'm going to tell you, that table was done up. We had it done up right. It was like 10% funny, 90% romantic.

Love it. That's cool, man. You win. You win. Whatever. You guys are attacking me again. I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like it. The Morning Corny. Why did the rapper get gold teeth? Why did the rapper get gold teeth? Because he wanted to put his money where his mouth is.

I mean, I get it, right? I'm laughing because it's working. I get it. Do you want to clap or not? Yes. Okay. She says yes. Is that how applause works?

Morning Corny. Clap! Come on. Time for a game called Riddle me this. Just kids riddles, all of this. I mean, there's really nothing to it. It should be easy. So easy.

Riddle me this. Amy sitting in her camouflage jacket over there with her green smoothie ready to go. Lunchbox in his Kansas Jayhawk sweatshirt. I think it's your ninth day in a robe wearing that. Congratulations on the consistency, my friend. And our video producer Eduardo. Come on, come on, come on.

Ready. Question number one, and riddle me this. What runs without legs. What runs without legs? Riddle me this. Five seconds, what runs without legs? Buh, bum, bum, bum. I'm in.

I'm in for the way. Everybody's got the riddles in. Amy. A refrigerator. A refrigerator. Lunchbox. A car. A car.

Eddie. A nose. No, I'm sorry. The answer is water. Thank you very much. Okay. Listen, all those would have been acceptable. I was like, homil.

And you would all got a point. You all been even anyway. But we didn't guess water. We wrote this down and did not do a good job at that. He didn't guess water. Okay, here we go. Question number two. A man that shaves several times a day.

Yet still has no beard? Who is he? A man shaved several times a day, yet still has no beard? Who is he? Who's the man that shaved several times a day, but still has no beard. Who is it? I'm in for the win. Amy?

I'm in. Okay, I'm in. Go ahead. The snow cone maker? The shaved ice cream. Hey, that's a good guess. Lunchbox? The barber.

Yeah, the barber. Oh, my goodness. Eddie? Mr. Gillette. So he still has a beard? No, he doesn't have a beard. He doesn't have a beard. He never had one.

Never. The beard doesn't factor in. All right, ready, here we go. Let's do the next one. Take off my skin and I won't cry, but you will. What am I? I'm in. Take off my skin and I won't cry, but you will.

I'm in for the win. What am I? All right, everybody's locked in, Amy? Onion. Yes. Oh, my goodness. Lunchbox? Onion.

Eddie? A snake. Oh, I'm sorry. No. The snake might cry. Oh, yes. All right, let's do another one. Riddle me this.

The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I? The more you take. The more you leave behind, what am I? Amy needs to stay in the game. Otherwise, lunchbox wins. Time's up. Amy?

Pictures. The more you take. I mean, listen, that could have been it. I thought of that too. That's so good. That was my second guess. Watch box. Time. No.

Eddie? Undertaker. Footsteps. So dumb. The more you take, the more you leave behind. I give up. Funny.

There you go. Lunchbox, you're the winner. Yeah. There you go. Don't be so sad. Are you ready? Are you ready? He's so good at that game.

He is good. That's his specialty riddles. Did you see this teenager who had 11.5 million in his bank account by accident? No. I just wonder what you would do. Because I know what I would do. I'll be like, oh, this is absolutely wrong. Deer Bank.

It's Bobby. Fix this. Immediately. Right? Yeah. Why did the normal person do that? Yes. Because, but, I mean, a teenage brain, I'm not sure.

An 18-year-old boy whose bank account was mistakenly flooded with millions of dollars. Millions. Planned to buy a Porsche. Oh, my gosh. Before the error was corrected. It all comes out of his grandma gave him an $11,500 check and there were just extra zeros added to it. Oh, no. That's so funny.

So all of a sudden, he had $11.5 million. Now, me, I would know in my head that it's going to get corrected at some point, so just call them and let them know. Now, lunchbox, this happens to you. What do you do? First thing I thought was buy a car. First thing I popped to my head is like get a brand new car because you can pay cash for it. And then you own it. And then maybe buy a boat.

But I mean, you know. Then you have to return it. No, you don't. You already paid for it. That's not how it works. But you'd have to pay the bank back. They would have to go to the car dealership and be like, hey, excuse me, actually, we need that money back. Listen, it's in my bank account.

It's my money. That's absolutely not true. Because that's not how it works. If there's an error, they come back and they go, hey, we messed up, give it back. Even the company, if they pay us on our paychecks too much, which has happened to me, they go, oh, we put an extra couple hundred bucks in your paycheck. We can't take that back. Your next paycheck is short.

Yeah, they take it back. It's just not free because they mess up. See, that should be illegal. If you're not going to check your work, like when you're in school, what do they tell you? Always check your work before you turn something in. You need to check your work. And if you make a mistake, sorry, hey, someone benefits. So he should just keep the $11 million.

Absolutely. He should be a millionaire right now. So if it happened to you, what would you do? There's 11.5 million and you go, they're probably going to know this is wrong eventually. Buy a car and then transfer the rest to an offshore account. Do you even know what an offshore account is? I don't either. I hear news stories when they're like, oh, they got all this money in an offshore account. And I'm like, well, that sounds like a cool place to go. But if you don't know what it is and it happened today, what would you do?

I would just buy a lot of things. As fast as you can. And fast as you can. Cash. Cash. You go, write a check. Oh, car, boat. house. I mean, why wouldn't you buy a house? You got $11 million. Because they're going to come back and get it and it's not really your money.

Just buy it. Okay. Oh, man, there's a lot of things you can do with $11 million. I mean, you go on the run. You withdraw it and you go on the run. So your whole life you would switch it to go on the run. Yeah, for $11 million, I'd go live on the beach somewhere and they never find me. Alone? You'd give up your whole life. My family can come with me.

Okay, you're going to run out of that $11 million at some point. No chance. And you have to turn it into cash to actually have money. You got to lick when they dust up quick. You know how to, you go to the casino, you launder it. In a day. He's been watching too much Ozart. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University,

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Dot E-DU slash military. All right. I was telling you guys, you can be allergic to exercise. You want that or no? Yes. There are actually people with a real condition that makes them allergic to exercising. It's called exercise-induced

anaphylaxis. Now, pretty rare, but thousands of people in America suffer from it. Symptoms include flushing of the skin. Okay. Do you have that? Yeah, absolutely. You work out a bunch, you get red, yeah. Hives from working out.

No hives. Okay. Swilling. Like swollen biceps? And nausea. No, no. Okay, then you don't have it. Oh, so you're not allergic, Eddie. You just don't like it.

Keep at it. Sadly, there's no rhyme or reason for it. People just get it. like it's not something that you develop. Oh, man. That's a bummer, especially if you really like working out. I do not like working out, though. And I do it every day.

I am the most miserable when I'm exercising. I watch the clock the entire time. It's terrible. I wear a watch during yoga. I have clocks in my phone put up everywhere I work out. I have to see exactly the time and exactly many minutes I've left. But you have to do it, right? Like in your mind, you have to work out.

If I don't, I'm also miserable. So I'm just miserable. So you're more miserable if you don't work out. You might as well. Dang when I do, dang when I don't. It's quite the pickle. Last night I did not take a watch, and Morgan No. 2 and I worked out, and I had to go, what time is it?

What time is it? What time is it? What time is it? During the workout. Oh, the spin class. Did you all like it? Yeah, it was spin class slash, like, station class thing. Like weights? Yeah, it was good.

There's a picture on my Insta story of Morgan No. 2 and I, we finished working out last night. But it was good, huh? Yeah, it was really good. I'm so sore. Like, I can't move half of my back muscles today. Oh, wow. The other half did good or what? I guess.

I guess like half of them are not good. Bottom half, top half. Half of them were fine. Yeah, we went to a spin class like 5.30 last night. And then you go and you do like station work. It's pretty good. Yeah? Yeah.

Do you think you'll go back? Yeah, sure. No. Yeah, it was pretty good. Because I want to try. I mean, I think I'm into that. It wasn't a pure spin class, though. I would have liked it more if it was a pure spin class.

They may have those. We went to a spin class once you and I, and remember the lady was like, all right, pictures up going up a mountain. And it's just like, okay, this is weird. Oh, I like that. And they're like, all right, now you're going down the mountain. They're like, okay, I like this. You didn't not like her saying, talking.

It was just hard to go off the mountain. You mentally have to be like, okay, I'm going off the mountain. We went to the mountain. We went to the wild. I'm like, wait, what? I don't know what? I don't remember that. Morgan, too, what was it like working out with Bobby?

Bobby's, like, really strong, and he plays it off like he's not. And he would keep doing, like, the workouts. And he'd be doing so well. And I'm, like, over here and I'm, like, taking a break. I'm like, I'm struggling, and he's just like, looking around, lifting the weight, it's like, no big deal. That's not true. There weren't a lot of cute girls, were there? No.

No, there was one, and Morgan number two becomes her best friend immediately. I was like, is that your best friend? She was like, never met her. Nice, wingman. And I was like, what is happening here? So? But, no, nothing. No.

No, no, no. I was there to work. Okay. Yeah, stop it. Everything's not about girls and guys. It's not, no. But Morgan number two, single? Do you look for dudes?

Were there any guys there? But they're going to think you're with Bobby That was a thing, yes We were in the class together We were talking They'll need to wear shirts like, we're not with each other We work together That's funny

Single It was good though Looking to mingle Yeah Amy life's not just about that Sometimes life's about just get out there And producing you know But 2019 you said you're looking for someone

You're ready You're supposed to get married in December dude Oh yeah that's good You gotta go! That's true I'm supposed to get married in December So science says you reach your peak attractiveness at 30 years old.

It's the age before you get noticeable wrinkles and you don't have any gray hair. Your metabolism still going strong. You're working out regularly. Your face looks fitter. Three zeros when you look your hottest. Amy, your thoughts. I mean, it felt pretty good at 30. I'm not going to lie.

It's a good year. What about now, though? I mean, I feel good now, but I have to take care of myself. I have to work a little bit more than I did when I was 30. I think that wrinkle part. I don't say any wrinkles. Well, I get help. I get help now.

Almost 40. Yeah. Yeah. So. Were we talking on or off air that I don't have it, I don't do anything on my skin? Yeah, we were talking about off air. Like, I don't have any skincare regimen at all. Right.

And I'm like, should I? I mean. You're just blessed, man, with good skin. No, no, I'm not saying it's even good. I'm just saying I. It is because you, I'm looking at you have good skin. Like in 10 years, I'm going to go, dang, I wish I would have done to foil a lay or that. If you're proactive about it now, it's better than having to be reactive.

So I would go for it, especially because you're in the TV land now. Yeah. Well, 30 years old, most attractive. I think you're the most attractive now, Amy. Oh, thanks. Now that I've helped. Great time. Why do you just take a compliment?

No, okay. Thank you. I'll take it. But, yeah, it takes self-care. Self-care. Yeah. Takes work. Amy, what about Bobby?

Bobby looks great. Now or 30? No, better now. I there's also just more information right more education as to how to take care of yourself true yeah I would say I eat totally like I started to eat different at 30 and so and it's changed my inflammation my shape my all the things yeah I think I'm physically more fit now than I was at 30 because I just know I just know more so there's that Morgan number two year 25 yeah then five years you're gonna be

nailing it I think I feel pretty good about that if I if I look good right now then I I feel like I'll look even better later, I hope. What about that? Like, she still has the best years to come. Worse, we're holding on to ours. Yeah. We're just holding on hard. We're clawing at it, man.

Although, but I look back at pictures of us when we were 25, and I'm like, oh, my gosh, what were we thinking? We were clearless. We were so, like, ugh. Like, what? We were total idiots. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's bad. I look at pictures of us like five years ago.

I'm like, whoa, gosh, what happened to us? We all looked like we ate cheeseburgers before taking pictures. And kept two in our cheeks. You just get smarter because they continue to put out information. And like, oh, you should eat this. This is not good for your body. And also, we learn our genetics better. We learn what works for us.

That's true. Everybody's not the same. But we learn what works for us. Amy talks about what foods make her body feel better. Yeah. I want to try to do that. Did you know the rock and roll music? Actually, makes you more alert.

Yeah. Yeah. Here you go. Nice. Study show rock and roll with a strong, steady beat. produces beta waves in the brain that makes you more alert. It perks you up. The same as a cup of coffee or a sugar-loaded snack.

But without the downfall. But you don't listen to rock and roll. Don't you listen on sound music? Not when I work out. Oh, okay. When I work out, it tells me hip-hop stuff. It's never country when I work out. I can't find country music.

Some brothers Osborne. Yeah? Some Baldine's kind of rocking. Yeah, I don't really listen to a lot of country when I work out. It's mostly hip-hop the whole time. Yeah, I do like it pounded, though. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox.

Stay at home, it's something good. Clay Warner is a senior in high school. He's legally blind, and he helps out with the basketball team. Never gets in the game. But it's senior night. Minute left in the game. Coach says, Clay, go check in. He gets in the game, gets the ball, puts up a shot, and he makes it.

Clay Warner with the shot And it's cool Wow Love it One game, one shot Nothing but Nett Where did he shoot it from Do you know

Did you see it? No, I think it's like Right above the Frito line Like right about the Frito line And how did he shoot it if you can't see That I mean he I guess A little bit of vision rights

To know the directness Yeah I think he knows a little He's just legally blind I don't think he's all the way blind Just legally Right there you go That's good That was tell me something good

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Have you seen him lately? No, not lately. He actually looks really good with short hair. Apparently Michael Bolton fell asleep in the middle of a live interview. Oh, no. You want to hear it? As always, we're looking forward to talking to the great man. Michael Bolton joins us now live from Florida.

Good morning, and welcome back to the show. Michael, you got us okay? Maybe he's just updating Instagram. Hi, Michael. It's Kylie and Larry. We're with you live. It's gone silent. Michael, can you hear us after such a great intro? Please, tell us.

We didn't want to waste that intro. Michael Bolton, live in Florida. Can you hear us? We might have to come back to Michael. He looks like maybe he's on Instagram. Why don't you slip into his DMs? He fell asleep right before these things. Oh, my goodness.

And his head was down. So we think he's on Instagram. He passed out of sleep. Grunning is good for you, especially when you're working out. So here's the bit that I have. Are you ready? Yeah. We send the lunchbox to the gym tomorrow to lift and grunt super loud, and we see how many grunts he gets in, they kick them out.

Okay. Because they're going to kick them out. Loud grunts. They get louder as it goes. Researchers found that grunting during workouts boost your performance. It does help you exert more physical force. Are you a grunter? No, I'm not.

But I try to breathe at the right time. like breathe in, breathe out. But I'm not a grunter. You want to do that tomorrow? Yeah, I'll do that. We'll send him to a gym tomorrow. It'll be packed at this point. Uh-huh, for sure.

Oh, yeah, morning gyms. Oh, yeah. And it'll slowly elevate his grunting. All right, we'll do that tomorrow morning at this time. There's a jogger in Colorado. He's out doing his deal running, and a mountain line attacks him. So he's running. Yeah, and so he kills him of his hands.

What? You did? Yeah, listen to this. This is from the news. This story is pretty incredible. When the mountain lion bit the runner's face and his wrist, somehow the runner got around the mountain lion and ended up strangling the animal until it died. Now, the runner sustained some pretty serious injuries,

but did find help and made it to a local hospital. Mountain lions are ambush predators, so it may be something about the prey that excites them or attracts them to that. That's why we're doing the necropsy. Our veterinarians will take a look to determine whether there was any kind disease, if he was maybe starving, or if it just so happened that as a young cat, he was still kind of learning his hunting instincts. Yeah, like a hundred-pound mountain line, is what this was.

And this dude took him out. Yeah, and I wonder if this guy had any training, or if it was just, I might die, so I have to do everything possible. Does anyone know? Because I read the whole story and it said nothing about any training fighting bobcats in East Asia. Bobcat. If he went bobcat training.

Yeah, dude just running along and go, ah! I mean, out of all of us in this room, we would just play dead and just get eaten, right? and I would not kill it. Like, I have no chance fighting back. I would. You would? Of course. You would fight back, Eddie?

No, I'm not let it eat you. I have like fetal position. I'm out. Done. That's a possum. Possum plays dead. Or a bear you play dead in front of a... Not a mountain line?

None of that line. They'll just keep eating. Gosh. Probably hungry. Yeah, it doesn't say anything about, like, training, right? I try to just be its friend, you know? Oh, boo-boo-bub-kid. Talk them into stopping.

Kitty, kitty. Did me do my live podcast for you? Sit down podcast. But then I don't think you're supposed to make eye contact. With the bobcat? Yeah. Mountain Lion? They say you're supposed to stay calm and walk away.

Yeah, when it's attacking you? You can't do that. I'm just telling you what they say. Stay calm. It bites into your neck. You're like, hey, bud. This one was still confused. Keep it sleazy.

It's all good. Keep scratching my eye out. Take a bite of my leg. We're good. We're good. Hey, daddy-yo. It says, walk backwards, never turning your back. Raise your hands and walk slowly and just walk away.

To a mountain lion? Yeah. That's probably if you come up to one, right? Yeah. Not one that's attacking you. I'm not raising my arms because I feel like that's what that is. God. Like, what do you do?

Put your arms up? I think I will. Is it kissing back? No way. Yeah, take any tip you can get. Remember, be proactive instead of reactive. Attack the lion. Lion is just chilling so you attack it.

You see it and go after it because you know it's coming for you. Yeah. That's all that story. I thought it was crazy. Did you see the ghost in that girl's closet? Well, yeah. She thought it was a ghost forever. Yeah.

It wasn't a ghost. It was some dude that had been in there. A guy? A real person. Yeah. Wasn't he, like, putting on her clothes? Yeah. I just hear rattling in my closet.

Like, it sounds like a raccoon is in my closet. Put my hand on the knob. And I'm like, who's in here? And if somebody answers me, he's like, oh, my name's Drew. So I open the door. And he's in there wearing all of my clothes. You know what you do? You left your arms up high.

Walk away. Walk backwards. Be cool. Be cool. We're good, buddy. We're good, buddy. We good, Daddy. Oh.

My socks, my shoes, has a book bag full of my clothes. And he tries on my hat. Close my bathroom, looks in the mirror. He asks like, he was like, you're really pretty. Can I hug you? Last night, I did not feel safe. I slept with my roommate in her bed. I can't stay here.

Like, my closet, it stinks. Every time I go in there, it's like, it's a bad vibe. That's why I'm ready to just leave. She thought it was a ghost. And it turned out to be a dude in there. And he was wearing all of her clothes. All I picture, though, is that scene where Joey wears all a chance. Handler's clothes?

Yeah. Like she opens it up. Could I be wearing any more clothes right now? Yeah. Thought that was funny. CNN apparently has an investigation where they say James Brown might have been murdered. Did you guys see this story? No.

You know James Brown? When Marvin Crawford signed James Brown's death certificate, he said the official calls a heart attack and fluid in his lungs. They're saying, uh, no, that's probably not it. They're doing a whole three-part series on this. I mean, if somebody's really old Has a bunch of money, don't you think? Like, who's in that will? That's why I don't tell you guys who's in my will?

No, we already know we're not. We know what Amy is. No, I don't think I am. No, Amy's power of attorney. Yep. No, I'm medical power of attorney. I get to pull the plugs. That's a terrible.

That's a big deal. It's like the worst. Do you know what? It's actually not just you. It's you and my ex-girlfriend. Oh. You put an ex-girlfriend in there? They were together at the time.

I think we were just. about to not be together, but we're still really good. And it was like, you have to have two people. So should you change that? I don't know. You can change it. A lawyer would tell you, yes. I'm not.

I trust her, but. Right. Shouldn't I trust her? Yes. You should. I should. But the outside world would be like, I don't think you should have an X as deciding anything to do with your life.

Yeah, but. I mean, I'm good with my, like, I'm great with my exes. I would put my last couple on there and be like, hey, let me know if I need to live or die. Like, there's that much trust. Put them all in there. I don't want to be on there. Well, it's a really tough decision, Bobby. No, I did not a decision.

You leave me alone. Because if I wake up, listen, you're going to lose both ways. If you pull the plug, I'm going to haunt you. If you don't, if you pull the plug in that I die, I'm going to haunt you. If you pull the plug in I live, I'm going to be so mad when I wake up. Mm-hmm. So mad. So mad.

So, there you go. It's a tough decision, Amy. Think about that. Take it left here, boy. Take it slow. Okay, cool. You good? I'm good.

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I'm part of it. Amy's part of it, but we think Lunchbox is really going to freak out. And so it's been called Lunchbox's Big Surprise. And the hints we've given them are, I'm going to fly Hotel A lot of people are going to see us See him

Lights Yeah lights And I will be telling him Unless you guess it Next week Yeah you said I got to dress nice I mean I just Did we say dress nice?

Yeah you said I got to dress nice Okay Did we? I don't know We did say that? I guess so I don't know what he's trying to It's hard to keep up

I know you got to be careful Okay I'm being honest Okay so we will tell you next week it's the latest. All right, what is your question? My question is, does my wife get to go with me? No. Oh. No?

Your husband's not going? No. Hmm. Okay. All right. Well, I mean, that was my question. I didn't know, like, if it's going to change my life, does my wife get to experience this with me? It's going to change your life, though. And so, it's not going to change her life, so... It'll change her life because it changes your life.

Like, he's going to be able to leave his baby for this, right? I would hope. I don't know because I don't know where I'm going. That's true. Guys, I have no idea. You will know next week. You can just leave your baby. That's true.

Forever. No. These doctors couldn't find what was wrong with this guy. And so he'd been going forever. Years. He'd been going to different doctors. They're like, what's wrong with me? What's wrong with me?

What's wrong with me? So it turns out, by the way, he's 29 years old. It's not like he's 100. Healthy guy. He's lucky to be alive after doctors removed a wooden toothpick stuck in the right atrium of his heart. What? How in the world did it get there?

There was a growth in his heart. He had been suffering from poor health. Like lung inflammation, high fever for about four years. He had spent like $30,000 on medical care. Doctors could not figure out what was wrong with him. Other doctors said he had this. Another one said he had leukemia. They went in for heart operations and they discovered the health of his,

the problem of the health was a toothpick stuck in his heart. They found a 2.4 inch toothpick. And they were like, oh, this is why because it has made everything else toxic. Like, it's not supposed to be there. they don't know how it got into his heart. They believe it was accidentally drawn into his air passage, like he sucked it in, and then it pierced his lung and went into his heart. Okay, and that would make sense.

He says he doesn't remember swallowing the toothpick, but that if you eat things with toothpicks, maybe you swallow it and you don't feel it. Yeah. But he told the TV station, the theory is possible. So actually swallowed a toothpick, went through his lung, in his heart, years just going, what's wrong with me. Well, you know when you go to some, like, fancy events, they have the trays with the cheese of the toothpicks in it.

Like, that could happen. Maybe if it's a super small, maybe it's not even a full toothpick, right? Yeah. Or sometimes to hold a hamburger bun together. Right. There's a toothpick and maybe you chew it and swallow it. Isn't that crazy? Crazy.

But thank goodness they found it. That could have just led to. Well, they went in for open heart surgery, though, because they were trying to find out what's wrong with them. And they diagnosed with leukemia and that wasn't what happened. Man. So do you think you have something you swallowed inside of you? I don't know.

Last night I woke up. This sweating like crazy. I've had something that's just weird with me. And I thought it could have been coming off all the anxiety medication that I was on. It still could be. But I woke up last night just pouring sweat. Here's what I sleep in just my underwear.

So I take my one leg and I pull it out and I put like the, like I'm cutting myself in half with the cover. I don't know what you guys call that thing. The blanket. Comforter. The comfort and the cover. Is that? Duvay.

Yeah, cover's good. Whatever. Duvay. Okay, Richie Rich. What's all that? fancy pants I'm not to spell that well if it's a duvet cover I'm sure you have I'm sure yours is a duvet it's not fancy I pull my leg out and then I'd sweat and then it goes away and then I feel good the rest of the night I don't know what's wrong with me

may have may have swallowed like a hmm toothpick pretzel force anything down inside of me like I'm not my whole body's off but yeah that poor guy can you imagine one of the doctor not knowing what it is and they're like, dude. Or then being told you have leukemia and you don't? Yeah. So yeah, I thought that was crazy. Do you guys want to try this? Let's do the one-hit wonder game

because I have some of these up. Fun. You guys are good at this or no? I'm horrible at it. Well, it's Rick Astley's birthday. So he's a Rickroll. Rick James is super freak. Okay. All right. This is Rick Astley. That's who I always thought that was. Today he's 53 years old.

Famous for that. It's his only hit. Now it's the Rick Rolled song. So I'll give you a famous one-hit wonder You name the artist Amy, are you ready? Ready. Name the artist of this one. A thousand miles is the name of the song.

It's a jam. It is the jam. Yeah. Because you know I walk a thousand miles I can just sing you. Amy, who's that? Vanessa Carlton. That is correct.

Good. Lunchbox. Yep. Name the one-hit wonder artist And I'm sorry What about Breakfast at Tiffany She said I think I

Breakfast at Tiffany Who is that artist? Go ahead Oh that's deep blue something Wow! Correct I'm so shocked when you get stuff like that right Eddie I'm a genius

Ready? Name the one hit wonder What's up? Is the name of the song? Eddie? That's four non-blans. Correct. Wow.

That just took me back. Amy. Save tonight. We'll fight the break up on the tongue on safe tonight. It's not like on the tip of my tongue. It's not like that. Don't install Oasis, but it's like that. Okay.

I know. It's not Oasis, but it's like the wallflowers. No, it's not the wallflower. One headlight. Okay, that's the wallflowers, but it's like the flowers on an oasis. What is it? What is it? You guys know it?

Six pints, none of the richer. No, it's. Eagle-I cherry. Oh, I like that. See? It's not. Wallflowers on an oasis? Shut.

Eagles. Flowers? Yours is a bit easier, but not super easy. You'll know the song. Jump around. Jump around. name the one hit one. Go ahead.

House of Pain. There you go. Eddie, quit acting surprise. I'm a genius when it goes to music. Eddie, yours is tough. Come on. I gave you a tough one. Graduation is the name of the song.

I'll take a guess. Not really that I don't think. Spice Girls? It's not their one hit. It's not that way more. Anybody know this one? Tiffany. No.

Tiffany had a lot of hits. No. What we're talking about? She didn't have a lot, but no. She had to think we're alone now. That's not a lot. Oh. This song, graduation is by...

I don't remember. Vitamin C. That's it. What you know is that, huh? I would imagine it's like 99. Okay. Wow. It was.

It was right around when we were seniors. I would imagine it's not yet. Okay, back around one more round. Amy, ready? It's a tough one. Ready? Come on Barbie. Let's go party.

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world. It's called Barbie girl? Yeah. Lunchbox is in the lead. You need this to stay in. Let's go party. Like Aqua. Aqua.

Good guess. Do you know what it is? iPhone 65. It's Aqua. Oh, yeah. Apple 65. I thought that was them. Lunchbox.

Yeah, I'm ready. You get this. You win. I know this. I'm ready to slam it home. You won't get it. He won't get it. Hey.

I just want to say I want to say. No rain. Bumblebee video. No more clues. Oh, sorry. Give me a clue. That's a big clue. I don't know it.

I already know it. Okay, go ahead. Blind melon. There you go. Get off me. Get off me. Get off me. Don't even go to Eddie.

He's out of the game. I know. He wasn't going to me. Lunchbox. I feel 65. And they say this. I think we found my sweet spot. One hit wonder?

Yeah, one hill under. There's a podcast called The Velvet's Edge, and it's basically a health, beauty, and fashion podcast. It's pretty good. She's check it out. She has designers and doctors and people who share health tips. For example, Amy was on the last episode? Yeah, I did a little mini episode. I have a couple clips.

Here's Kelly, the host, talking to Amy about Amy's morning routine and what she normally drinks. Morning routine-wise, sometimes I'm doing a bullet-furturek match. Sometimes I'm doing a Kelly Leveck Fab-For smoothie with protein. sometimes doing my little warm almond milk with just one scoop of vital proteins. And then sometimes I'm doing hot lemon water and a glowing green smoothie. Oh, no, anything that was said right there. Where's the orange juice? Where's the beer?

Orange juice. No, we were talking about how you just got to wake up and listen to your body. And like every morning it could change. You don't have to get on in some crazy routine. This is from the Velvet's Edge podcast. Here's Amy admitting to be in psychotic three weeks out of the month. Three weeks. I said this.

Sort of what I've gathered from these stages in this. book Woman Code is like basically I have one good week a month. Yeah, pretty much. And then the other three, I'm psychotic and crazy and like just not normal and trying to balance all the things. So Amy's a guest on that. All the women feel me on that. Three weeks.

One good week a month where you just feel like really solid. And then the other ones you're either, you know, hormones are all out of whack. You're either PMSing, then you're on your period and then or then you're ovulating. I mean, it's a vicious cycle, and it happens every month, forever. Can't stop, won't stop, or what? Until I'm like 60 or whatever age stops. You can search Velvet's Edge on I Heart Radio, listen to this podcast with Amy or with a lot of other people she has on.

Velvet's Edge, and by the way, listen to the podcast is free. Like you have the IHart Radio app, all you have to do, search it, it's all there. You have to pay anything? All good to go. Morgan number two, do you have one good week or more than that a month? No, I think that's pretty accurate. I feel like most of the time my emotions are all over the place, but one week out of the month, I'm like, this is a good week. I know.

I love when I have those moments where I can pinpoint exactly why I'm being crazy. Like I know it, and I have to tell myself, you know, these thoughts aren't normal. These thoughts are not you. Like, just stop and go breathe or go into court. Don't talk to any other humans right now because whatever you say, you may regret saying because these feelings are not real. And if they are, they're magnified times like 50. So they're not real. Bones, you too can get married to someone like this if you ever want to get married.

Do y'all ever, do you all know when your wife's hormonal? No. My wife's a good actress or something because she's not like that at all. Oh, well, see, I can act in front of my husband too. I'm saying these are thoughts I have inside my brain. I'm having to, like sometimes y'all don't even know what's going on inside my eye. I come in here and I do the show and it's fine. Maybe we spent a lot time before the show together.

I can get a read on you pretty quick. You know the, you know. We've been doing this for like 13 years. Yeah. Bobby will be like, are you ready to start your period? I'm like, no. And then I check my app. She won't say a word.

And then I'm like, yeah, probably going to start tomorrow. And he'll be like, I knew it. I'm like, is it punctuation day? I mean, wow. Some women are just blessed. Like maybe Eddie's wife is just. She may be going through it. She just doesn't show me.

Like, I don't know. She's really good at just hiding that stuff, I guess. If you say every woman's like that, then, man, props to my wife. Yeah. Well, it may not be just like in certain emotional things, but it may be even even business stuff where I'm over analyzing something and I know like I'm not being rational about it. Like maybe if something Bobby said or did or something we're working on and I'm just not thinking rationally about it. Like a few days pass and like some of the hormones are on my system and I'm like, oh, this was really not that big of a deal.

Like it's fine. I have a clear perspective. It's totally fresh. Yeah. It's true. It happens. Do you understand what she's saying, Morgan, too? Yeah, I totally relate to. And I think that's most women. I don't know about guys, but I think

girls have to have a lot of pep talks with themselves. It's just a security thing because there's so many things that we're taught aren't okay. So we just have to keep telling ourselves like everything's going to be okay. That's a daily thing. I'm always having pep talks with myself. What you taught is not okay? Like just body image or certain actions, things that you, how you talk to people, I mean, you name it. Things that we do aren't okay. And then when your hormonal, all that stuff's magnified. Yeah.

Times like however much. It's a lot. And then you feel bloated and fat and disgusting and you have to put clothes on. I'm sorry, guys. I think girls hide it really well too, though. I think Eddie's wife, yeah. Being a girl sucks. Man, no kidding.

Y'all would not even be able to handle it. We don't. We don't know that stuff. You just would not. And then, like, also during that time of the month, then you deal with facial breakouts and other things that come along and then you just don't even want to go anywhere you don't even want to live life but you

have to put your shoes on and go out the door just know that we don't care about all that stuff that you're to have to pep talk yourself about you can come in here and be whatever you want we won't care and then I like I during that time I'll know if I'm extra like picking at my face or pulling at my hair or doing

things again I'll check my clue app because I track my calendar and I'm like oh hey I like self-torture whenever I'm like around my period too. Amy would punch herself in the face in the corner. I'm like, Amy, is punctuation time? She's like, oh, sorry. Because I'm like, why would I add to this? Why would I make it worse by like picking at my face?

But I can't stop. And then you have all these cravings and you eat things and you're like, why did I eat that? It's awful. Dang, sorry, guys. No, listen. I'm just taking it in right now. But we come, we show up here every day. They do.

I'm here every day and that's fine sounds like it it means getting angrier at us as this segment goes and we said nothing except support we're like wow she's like you don't even know and by the end of she like I hate you I quit and she walks out out we're like we've done nothing except

just listen we've listened to what you said all right Dustin right now right now I'm about to y'all yeah I'm good right now the next three days I'm pretty awesome oh yeah is this a pen

Hep Talk. Y'all, it's going to get bad. Around Valentine's Day. It's like the 10-day forecast on weather.com. All right. Coming up about Monday. My app puts little clouds, like, over the PMS days. There's, like, clouds.

Like, it's a dark cloud. It's coming. And then I even get a text message. Like, PMS is coming. And I'm like, thanks. Phone. Bobby Vaugh! Hey, what's going on today, Amy, in your life?

Well, I mean, probably just the usual, Bobby. You know, I called Amy last night. we were FaceTiming. And I don't know what time was that like eight or something. Yeah. And I was like, what happened today? She goes, you know, same. Just got off work.

Not in a bad way. Kids were at school, took home home from school. I worked out. Yeah. Before they get home. I talked to her daughter last night for a little bit. Amy said, St. Shia, do you want to come to out of Bobby? She's like, no.

Then she did. But she was like, no. Finally she came, yeah. But I like that. She's honest. She didn't want to come to the phone and say, Hello. Yeah.

Yeah. She's very honest. And then we talked and I was like, hey, can you make me another bracelet? Because my bracelet that she made me is falling apart. They wear it every day. One says your name on it? Yeah. It says my name.

And I have it intertwined with another bracelet that a listener gave me. They accidentally became intertwined. So now we're both at the same time? It's cool, man. Does it look cool or no? It looks really cool. Thank you very much. So you still want, you want the same colors?

Everything. She can do whatever her heart says. I like red. Red is my favorite color. Okay. She's on a Valentine's kick right now, so she'll make you red. She can say whatever. I have a couple things

I'm gonna go work out today But obviously I gotta get skinny man You are skinny I'm obsessed right now I need to lose about three Three pounds Is that a thing?

Because I'm at like 157 right now I need to be like 154 and a half I mean yeah it's the thing Yeah Yeah I feel a little soft right now So I'm trying to drop about three And then I'm doing the Velvet's Edge

podcast tonight Oh you are? Okay yes I knew it was coming up I didn't know when you were doing it I'm being interviewed on the Velvet's Edge podcast So Kelly Henderson does the show that's, how would you describe the Velvet's Edge podcast for our listeners? Oh, well, she, like a complete lifestyle thing from...

Lifestyle podcast for women. Yes. Interesting. Like all the things, fashion and beauty to people with different types of careers. Mostly women, but Bobby will be on. For the women, apparently. Are you going to talk about fashion? Boss babes.

Or whatever, I'll be like, this is what I'm wearing today. Yeah. And your shoe boy, dude. Nike's and Fruit of the Looms. So you can search that podcast. Velvet's Edge, not just for mine, but for all the others too. Velvet's Edge, Kelly Henderson host that. We're out.

Lunchbox, you're going to get a nap today? I'm going to get a nap, and then get ready. The challenge, War of the World starts tonight on MTV. You better be ready. They still make those, huh? Yeah, it's like the challenge, the U.S., and then it's taken on the world, so reality starts from all over the world. What up.

It's going to be awesome. Did anyone watch that reality show after the Super Bowl? No. No, but it was kind of terrible. Was it? I watched like two people I was all right this is so boring It looks like America's got talent

But like from around the world Right They were taping that at the same time I was doing that show last fall It looked like a big deal I don't know I don't know if it's good or not Did we get good ratings?

I guess everything gets good ratings Right after the Super Bowl Everybody just sticks around But the wife and I We watch it for about Five minutes We're like all right We're bored

We were out Really? Yep What kind of acts were on there? There was one like a taekwondo people Like where they were jumping up And breaking boards Not for you

No And then there was these three little kids I think they were from the Philippines and they sang and they were pretty bad. You know who was good singing, though, was the two girls? I'd never heard of before. Oh, they were so good. America and Beautiful. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Never heard of them. They're sisters. Twins, I think. Yeah, one's like 21 and 19. No, they're not twins, I don't think. Oh, but they looked identical. They were phenomenal. They were great, right? They're really good.

Yeah. What's their name? Oh, no. The show's called the World's Best. And I think they're Grammy nominated is what they said. Yeah, best new artists, I think. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, okay, have a good day, everybody. We'll see you on Thursday. is Bobby Bone Show. Remember, like my friend George says, don't pet the sweaty things. Don't sweat the petty things. All right.

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