The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby Feud: Loved & Hated USA Things + Eddie Starts An Apology Train + Amy Shows Off Her Karaoke Skills

Episode Date: December 30, 2021

Show members try and guess the most loved and hated USA things in the 'Bobby Feud'. Eddie recently blamed his wife on the air for losing his wallet and today he had to apologize after finding it under the seat of his own vehicle. His apology led to others sharing their own apologies. Bobby opened the show with some music from 'The Chicks' and it took Amy back to her Texas college days at the karaoke bars. She shared her singing skills! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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It was their major label debut of those three. It was the first album when Natalie Mains. If you look back, the old-school Dixie Chick stuff was Bluegrass, and it was a slightly different version. Really? Didn't know that. But Natalie was brought in. They kind of reshaped a group a bit, and that's the version that we know.

Cool. So why don't... I mean, this is a massive album of my life. Huge. Ninety-eight, I was graduating high school. Dixie Chicks were dominating the world. This song was Made you like think about life

Did it? Yeah Right, didn't you? Yes, no. It's this album Like I have this CD on repeat Like, come on Bones, you were thinking about

Wide Open Spaces? Yeah, of course. I'm like a teenager. I need Wide open spaces Room to make mistakes. Oh, do you know any other songs?

Because I pulled the whole record. Yes. I'm putting this in my jukebox is one of my 100 what I call my quintessential albums. This goes in. Do you know any other songs off this?

If you'd have to just say them and then I'll... Yeah, you'll know them if I do that. Oh, don't get confused with Fly, because it's a whole different record. I was about to say Fly. One year later was the Fly record. Okay, so was Cowboy Take Me Away on this one? That's on Fly. Let me just do some songs.

All right. Thanks. Obviously, wide open spaces went number one. The debut single from this was, I can love you better. Wide Open Spaces, which went number one, was also on the record, we played that. Also on number one, There's your trouble.

Oh, damn. There's your trouble. See you in double with the wrong one. I used to karaoke this. Why, you were hard at it. Did you hear her try to go really hard at it? Yes, I did. And then she stopped.

She went, there. Here you. I went. Because I was taken back to my stage days, karaoke. Maybe we get this instrumental later in the show and Amy Karaoke's little for us. Oh, you're missing now.

Yeah. And I would have. hope that this guy that I wanted to date was in the crowd. Why don't you call it a loss? Was he ever in the crowd? Nah. There's my freshman year of college. Maybe next hour.

We grab that instrumental and Amy does this. Next, some, that'd be good. Hold on. How about a number one, you were mine? Sometimes I wake up crying at night. I haven't thought about this one a long time. Man. Not your name.

And how about this, which wasn't a big radio song, but I remember Let a Rip and all the words. Let it's ever. You know this one? Uh-uh. Yeah. Come on baby, say it, do you think it's going to die? Ninety-eight.

On this day, this album came out. It does go into my jukebox. I'll put it in there today as one of my quintessential albums. Letter rip was not a big one for you guys, huh? No. I mean, no, but I remember it. Man, jam. Let me go over and take a couple calls here.

Brooke in Indiana is on the phone. Hey Brooke, how are you today? Oh, hi. So today's my 30th birthday. And I just thought it would be cool to call in and see what you guys all thought was more fun or better your 20s or your 30s so far. First of all, happy birthday. Here is my kind of assent into the world. The younger I was, the more miserable it was for me.

Just because of my circumstances growing up as a kid, being poor, parents. parents. I didn't have a good, however, in my 20s, I started to go, I might have something here, meaning I might be actually good at something. And I started to kind of be okay at doing radio and doing some comedy stuff, some TV stuff. And I was like, wow, I can actually have a life that I want to have, not just one that I had seen over and over again where I was from. It was just people just kind of fell into a formula. I didn't want that for me. My 30s, I was like, oh yeah. Like I've really dedicated myself. The 30s were my best dad. decade. You? Yeah, I think

the early part of my 30s, I loved. And I think at 29, I was scared to be 30, but then once I was into 30, I was like, oh, this is going to be an awesome time. Because, yeah, similar to a lot of reasons, like you just start to discover things about yourself and you...

And you also care less about dumb things. Don't get me wrong. You still care about dumb things. But it's just different... You're more shocked by it. Because you're like, why am I caring about this? Yeah, so Brooke, I think you're in for a world of good. Congratulations on making it 30 and happy birthday to you. I'm glad you got on the show.

Great. Thanks so much. All right. See you later. Have a good day. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Let's talk to Joanna and Louisiana who is on the show. Hey, Joanna. How are you? Hey, I'm good. How are y'all? Really good. What can I do for you?

So I saw your video on Instagram last night where you were talking about Kaylin, loves Joe Nichols and she was, you know, popping off every Joe Nichols song like a professional. Um, so I just wondered, her voice sounded really good. I wondered if she had any background in music or entertainment or anything like that. No, she has none. She has none. And I was giving her a hard time because everybody kept saying she was a good singer. I, she also doesn't think she's a good singer.

I've never heard her sing. I tell her all the time she underrates her voice, but she's not a good singer, but she can definitely hold a tune, but she was like, I'm the worst singer ever. I don't know why I put that up. She actually hates her singing voice, which is funny that you bring that up. Oh, you should encourage her to sing more because I thought she had a really sweet sounding voice. I agree. And her mom tells her that too, but we know how that goes.

Yeah. I remember once Amy's mom tried to convince me Amy could sing. Amy's mom was like, no, no, Amy's a pretty good singer. She just doesn't give it her a whole. I know. That was. Which we're about to find out in a few words. Yeah, I mean, no, I don't even think for a second that I think I can sing.

that's just a mom being loving. And that is why my sister and I probably sang in church, and we shouldn't have. No, make a joyful noise. That's what church is about. Oh, yeah. Our church, they definitely let you make a joyful noise, even if you couldn't, like, from us all the way up to adults.

And she just randomly lets me know she's huge fans of people. Like, she can sing every Craig Morgan song. And then she started going down the list of Joe Nichols' song. She could probably go seven or eight deep knowing every single word. She was like, what do you want? Broken Heartsville? All right, here you go. What do you want?

Yeah? What do you want? Tequila Mexico? I'm just laughing. and out loud because I had no idea. She's the most random fan of things. She likes the song by Josh Grayker, Bricker, Bricker, Juan Nodgers, a big old flirt. That's a good song. Sings everywhere to it. But thank you for that call. Joanne. I'll let her know that you called and told her that, okay? Absolutely. Y'all have a great day. All right, see you later.

Got this voicemail last night. Here you go. Morning studio. I've just started listening just a couple months ago, and I love the show. For me, it is comparable to Seinfeld, just a show about nothing with good friends. that just talk. That's the best kind of entertainment there is. I just wanted to let you all know. Love your show. Thanks.

Bye. Appreciate that call. I feel like it's about something. I mean, I spend all night, all day working on stuff to talk about. But I appreciate that because it means you're just hanging out with us. That's the goal. Earlier in the show, we were talking about the Dixie Chicks and how on this day in 1998, they're the chicks now.

I just want to get any trouble here. But when they put the record out in 1998, they were the Dixie Chicks in Wide Open Spaces was the record. Their first major label, and it shook all of our lives. We loved it. And Amy mentioned that that was the song she sang as karaoke, right? Yeah, my freshman year of college. So let me hear the Dixie Chicks version of There's Your Trouble.

From the album, Wide Open Spaces. Oh, don't waste it. Okay, no, warming up. So tell me you would get it. Where would you do karaoke? Oh, I'm trying to think of the name. But it was a honky talk bar in College Station, Texas. And my roommates and I would go.

and this guy that was also at school with us, I would sometimes hope he was in the crowd because he wasn't with me, he was with somebody else, and I was thinking, I was singing, there's your trouble to him. You know, because I knew how I felt about him and I didn't think she felt that way about him. The song was just so perfect.

So I would sing it at karaoke. He was never there, I don't think. Do you want to look at Mike D and imagine that's him? No, I mean, I'm just going to face the way Okay, all right, right, right. And I have my microphone. You have a microphone in front of you. Okay.

A real one like I'm holding. Amy has a bottle as a microphone. No, you have, you literally have a microphone in front of you. Okay, okay. All right, are we ready? Here is Amy doing. Hopefully I can hear when to go in. Here?

No, no, no, no. All right. This is where you stand awkwardly in front of the crowd. It showed up been different, but it wasn't different was. Same old story and dear John In so long It should have fit like a glove It should have fit like a ring

Like a diamond ring Token of a true love Should have all worked out But it didn't She should be here now But she isn't There's your trouble There's your trouble

You keep seeing double With the wrong one And you can see I love you you can see She doesn't But you just keep a holding on. There's your trouble. Yeah, keep it going. Keep it going.

This is great. Let's go. I need some more. Okay. Here we go. So now you're thinking about all you're missing how deep. You're sinking round and round and dragging down. Why don't you cash in your chips? Why don't you call it a loss?

Not such a big loss. Chalk it up for better luck. Could have been true love, but it was. It should all add up, but it doesn't. There's your trouble, there's your trouble. You keep seeing double with the wrong one, and you can see, I love you, you can see. She doesn't, but you just keep a holding on. There's your trouble.

There she is, everybody. A karaoke queen Amy. So, yeah, I would awkwardly sing that. No, that's good, though. You can definitely feel you getting warm in the second verse, though. She's starting to feel herself a little bit. Yeah. Perfect scenario is he doesn't hear you to the first verse, but walks in the room in the middle of the second.

Right. Yeah. And somehow he would like magically know, oh, wow, yeah. That's who I need to be with. Her. And you guys don't know this, but that guy is now Amy's husband. Oh, really? No.

Was it George Straits son? No. It was Bubba? No, I never dated him. But I know he was my neighbor. But you had a crush on him. No. No, I mean, he was George Wright's sons.

We were all kind of like, what in the world? And he lived, like, I see him all, like, parking his car and he lived nearby. Parking his car? It was a truck. He had a huge truck. It's him smiling. And so we would, like, leave cookies at his doorstep. It was no big deal.

No big deal, though. It's time for the good news. With Amy. Tell me something good. So there's this really heartwarming video online of this woman Rosa, who has worked, who has worked cleaning this apartment building for 20 years. Then she fell on hard times, lost her job, but they brought her back in to clean this new apartment on the top floor.

And as they're riding up the elevator, she has no idea that they're about to gift her this apartment. And everybody that lives in the apartment building because they all love Rosa so much, they pitched in and they have covered rent for the next two years. So she gets up there with her cleaning supplies, and then they look at her. and tell her, hey, this place is

yours, and I have a clip of her reaction. They're taking care of it. All you have to do is sign and take the keys, and this unit is yours for the next team. Can you imagine? I love that. That's one of the best ones we've had forever. I know. Super special.

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Bobby. That's BetterHelp. H-E-L-P.com slash Bobby. Betterhelp.com slash Bobby. Our video producer, Eddie, came to me and said, hey, I'd like to apologize to someone on the air. Yes. Which we don't do a lot of. We don't really take the air and make it just personal for no real good of the listener. So I thought, well, I think we could turn a segment and make this something.

So you go first and then we're all going to apologize for something. Oh, great. Good, good. Everybody have an apology they'd like to share with somebody? Think about it. Okay, Eddie, you're first. Go ahead. All right, well, first, a couple days ago, I lost my wallet. And I could swear that I saw my wife with my wallet last.

And I said, I can't find my wallet. I remember you looking through it and even commenting on the cash that I had in there. And I was like, okay, now I can't find it. So where is my wallet? And I accused her for two days of losing my wallet. Guys, yesterday, I found it under the seat of Mike. car. So I would like to publicly apologize to my wife for accusing her for losing my wallet. Nice. Apology accepted. Thank you. Like I get to accept it for her. I'll go. I order Uber

eats sometimes. Her and I had built this basket where people that were coming for delivery, we had all kinds of stuff in the basket. If they delivered food, there was a note I left on the Uber Eats app saying, hey, there's a basket out there with like masks. There's granola bar. Well, the baskets run out a couple times. We've refilled it. But we forgot to refill it again. again because now we're back working again and haven't thought about it, but the note is still up on my Uber Eats. And there's nothing in there? There's nothing in there.

And the guy texts me, he got to the house. He called me and he goes, hey, man, I think I'm at your house. I'm not sure. Ain't nothing in the basket, though. So I felt like trick-or-treater when there were no trick-or-treat, but I have no candy left. So I'd like to apologize to him, too. That wasn't good on me. Amy, who would you like to apologize to?

Well, my daughter made these cookies, and they're really good. She loves baking now, and it's awesome because she bakes all kinds of things. And there was one cookie left, and I ate. it and when she went to the fridge and opened up and she wanted it, I had said my husband ate it. Oh, wow. So I need to apologize. Two at the same time.

I need to apologize to her for eating the last one because I should have just left it. And then I also need to apologize to my husband for putting it on him. He had eaten the one before that. Yeah, but you knew that. Don't try to get out. I know. Don't try to lessen the, just apologize. It's fine.

It is what it is. And I'm sorry. Lunchbox? I'm not proud of myself. I would like to apologize to my neighbor that lives directly behind me. Our trash cans are in the alleyway between the two houses. And I guess they don't have a trash can because I walk out there. I'm taking a bag full of diapers and I look in there.

And there's two bags of trash and it's white bags and we use gray bags. And I see my neighbor out there and I'm like, hey, man, look, if you're going to use my trash can, at least ask me to use my trash can before you just throw two bags of trash in here. Thanks. And I throw the diapers in and I walk away. Turns out my wife just bought different bags and we now have white bags. Oh, you said that. Oh, yeah.

Dang. So sorry, neighbor. That's wrong. Ramundo, we got one more in us. Yeah, mine's also for the neighbor. So we're on the fourth floor and there's people right below us in the third floor. We all got patios. We were out there and accidentally dumped over a white claw and it ends up going all over his patio.

I mean, definitely sorry to him. He's got furniture and stuff like that. I don't know if it ruined anything, but it was for sure a full can of beer and I'm sorry, bro. Is White Claw considered beer? When you talk about beer, is that white claw? Alcohol. Yeah. All right.

There you go. We're all sorry, right? Yes, we're sorry. Okay. All right, whoever gets the most right, Wednesday. A little game here. Let's do Family Feud.

Come on with it. Someone polled 2,000 people in England and asked them to name the best things that America has given the world. Amy. Okay, well, I hope people will recognize that Thomas Edison came from America because he gave us the light bulb.

Oh, it's not even like inventions like that? Do you think if you go up to a random person on the street, they're going to be like, well, you know, the sewing machine was first grade? No. Well, when I said Facebook earlier, you were like, eh. Okay, lunchbox? Because Facebook sucks, that's why. Lunchbox?

Instagram. Incorrect. Oh. What? Wow, we're doing good. The best things America has given the world. Eddie, I'm going to go Elvis. The Beatles said it all the time.

Thank God for Elvis. Oh, my brain didn't even go that roll. That's the dumb answer, too. No, it was probably right. Elvis Presley? At number eight. Yeah. There you go.

What? Eddie, you're still up? Come on. Oh, I will go Apple Computers. Apple. At number five, Apple Computer. Now I'm in trouble. Okay.

You're out? Now I'm in trouble. They pulled 2,000 people in England and said, hey, what's the best thing America's given the world? Elvis and Apple Computers are both on the list. Give me MacDonald's. McDonald's. McDonald's. Yay!

Wow, that isn't every country now. Now I'm really in trouble. Huh. Okay. Let's go Pizza Hut. Told you. Eddie goes to his arsenal. He just pulls up his credit card statement.

McDonald's Pizza Hut. All right. Gambling. All right. Amy, Eddie's got three. Yeah, he does. If we go all around and you guys nobody gets one, the game's over. Okay.

There's seven left on the board. The best thing. America has given the world. Netflix. Show me Netflix. Number one answer. Oh, that's good, Amy. That's the most points.

Thank you, Steve. That's not the most points, Steve. Not on this one. Okay. All right. Next up. Okay. Well, hmm.

Let's see. Amazon. Show me Amazon. Dang. Wow. Is that big? They ship worldwide, right? Yeah.

And it's also a great river. I mean, you think about, oh, that's true. Lunchbox. Man, guys, we got to use it to get around the automobile. I mean, if light bulb wasn't on there, then... I don't understand.

How is Elvis on there, and automobile is not? That's crazy. Tom Brady. American football is not big over there. No, there's Tom over there? Where was this done? England. England? Sorry.

Amy? Oh, back to me. Okay. Let's see. I know that my guess was Facebook. and I felt like it wasn't good, but Facebook. No, I just said no. Oh, I thought that that was an example you're trying to trick me.

All right. Lunchbox, go ahead. The internet. Uh, no. What? Eddie? Black Brooks. Yeah, no, no.

All right. But Eddie, you are the winner. Yeah, three points. There he is. All right. I didn't get one right. I don't understand any one. Number one was Netflix.

Number two was Disney. Oh, right, right. Number three was Coca-Cola. Of course. McDonald's a four. Apple at five. KFC at six. KFC?

Tom Hanks at seven. Elvis Presley at eight. NASA and Levi's. Make the top ten. There you go. You guys want to do the top five worst things they say we give to it? Yeah.

Let's play the feud. All right, there are five answers on the board. The worst things we've given to the world are, Amy, go ahead. Facebook. There we go. I was going to say, That's good.

I knew it would come through for me. Okay, there's one. Go ahead. Oh, I keep going. Okay, who is something bad that we gave him? Jeffrey Epstein. What? Oh, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.

Go, go, go. Faden, go, Faden, go. Go to commercial. Oh, my God. He's very bad. And he did not kill himself either. We're not going to go down that route, though, right? No, hold on, let me check here.

Because I do have someone that could be there, but... Let's stay out of that lane. You got it. No R. Kelly, no Bill Cosby. Okay, you got it. We're good. Okay. Oh, man.

The worst things that Americans have given to the world. Lunch bikes. Instagram. Well, no, incorrect. Eddie. The Kardashians. Correct. Oh.

There's two answers at five. Now I'm in trouble. What? What are the worst things Americans have given to the world? Go ahead. I mean, since they don't watch football, I guess I'll go football. Correct. What?

Okay. The answer is calling football soccer slash American football. That's funny. They don't like that. Eddie's got two. Eddie, there's two more on the board. I would say the British don't like our beer. So I'll go Miller Light.

Incorrect. Two left on the board. Amy, are the worst things that we as Americans have given to the world? I don't know. Nickelback. I love it. They're Canadian, though. Oh, my bad.

Also, I do like nickel back. Lunchbox? Man, I almost said Megan Marco, but she's Canadian too, huh? She's not American. Dang. We love her. No, they hate her because she left the royal family. What are we giving us bad?

Donald Trump. Incorrect. Eddie? If you miss this, it's over. I mean, I don't know, dude. Fishing. I don't know, man. Incorrect.

Fishing came from America? Of course. I don't know about that. I think the original Vikings would like to have a talk with you. Okay. Okay, go. Too many guns. Oh, it's close?

I mean, yeah, okay. No, that's not close. Fishing, hunting? Okay. And Crocs. Oh. Which I have my Luke Homscrocks on today. They're amazing.

Call us. We love to hear from you. 877-77 Bobby, B-O-B-B-B-Y. Here is Tyson from Savannah, Georgia. Hey, Bobby, how good. I was just listening to the show on my way to work, and I just want to give you guys a call. I appreciate it.

Also, I was going to say, like, I'd never seen you guys. So I have no idea what you guys look like. And I always have this mental image of what you guys might look like based on this in your voices every day. I don't know if that's something that you've had other listeners comment on before, but it's just thought that was interesting. I'm very chiseled. Yeah, yeah, you too. You know, you can go to my Instagram at Mr. Bobby Bones if you want to get a look at this.

I'd encourage you not to, honestly. Whatever you're picturing is better than what the real thing is. But when people call in and do have that, I want to know what they think. Like, I don't know, if you want to call back and tell us in your head how you see us, since he's not acting like he's going to go look. At Bobby Bone Show to watch clips of the show, too. So our Instagrams are popping. Yeah, I mean, listen, I'm a nerdy.

I'm a 6.8 with big dark drum glasses. You know, that's about accurate, huh? Yeah, I mean, I know. I don't know. Did you give you a 6.8? Like, that's you, self. Yeah, giving myself a number. scored. I'm a little above average, but not much. I'm not, no, I'm no prize.

Oh, okay. You know? Amy, on the other hand, solid. Five. Stop it. Solid ten. Hulk, that's, he's lying. Oh, boy crap. Okay. Do you ever watch that show? Love his blood? No, they were Russian spies. Americans? The Americans. That's who Amy looks like. Carrie Russell.

Oh. Yeah, I'm a spy. If I were picking somebody, you look like, probably Carey Russell. Yeah. Me like, slightly... Oh, Dexter. Oh, yeah. The guy from Dexter. And glasses.

Yeah. Here's Amy's pile of stories. There's this thing called a psychic artist on Etsy, or not a thing, a person. And they use their psychic abilities to see your future soulmate, and then they draw you a detailed sketch of them. You just, and then it describes their personality and all that. And it's sent to you within, like, 24 hours. You just have to provide your name,

birthday, and pay $66. Yeah. She can't finish on fast enough. Yeah. So evidently, if you sign up now, you're going to be on a wait list because she's behind on drawing. She's gotten so many requests.

That's fun, right? Well, I mean, I guess it's something, too, to hold on to you even a drawer, and then when you do start dating somebody, do pull it out and you're like, hmm. Let me see. He kind of looks like the stick figure. He does have two arms and two legs.

All right, what else? So I thought about you when I saw this, Bobby, because the guitar played by Kirk Cobain during his 1993 MTV Unplugged performance has sold for $6 million. Yeah, I saw. I'm going to go down the list a little bit with you guys because I pulled all of the auction numbers

because they sold a whole bunch of stuff. That's awesome. But yeah, the guitar for Kirk Cobain, where did he play that? The MTV Unplugged. Oh, the acoustic one. One of my favorite albums. Oh, I know.

I think when we learned that this was going up for auction, I feel like we were all going to try to get together and get it for you. Yeah, we thought about it. Wait, how much did it go for? It went for $6 million, but the starting bid, we didn't know where that was going to be. Like $500 would have been the max if you all could have gone in. We didn't know.

I mean, really, it started at a million, but then quickly escalated. And $6 million breaks the world record. So it's now the most expensive guitar sold at an auction. And some guy that owns a microphone business in Australia bought it. It's really cool. For me, you got to think the 90s, I was two things. I was 90s country and 90s grun. alternative. And sometimes at the same time and sometimes I would kind of peter off on

one direction or the other. And that album to me was the most grunge country record it could have possibly been together because they're sitting around playing acoustic in these trees and plants and stuff. That MTV Acoustic is just one of my top seven or eight favorite albums. Yeah, I would have loved it. Sorry. Sorry, man. We got out bid. We got out bid. Sorry. Oh, man. Okay. Well, thank you for thinking about me. right, Amy. Yeah, that's my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for

the good news. With Bobby. Damn it's something good. I saw this one this morning. Rachel LaPierre won $1,000 a week. Lottery. Wow. Like every week, she went to $1,000. I'm jealous. Right? And so she's not kept a single check for herself. She's giving it to

charity every week. She says this humanitarian organization, which she funds with the lottery winnings, aims to promote good deeds. So every time she gets a check, she gives it. Wow. What? She won a thousand bucks a week.

She got that mailbox money. Go ahead, lunchbox. I mean, I don't understand. Why even play the lottery then if you're not going to enjoy the reward? Maybe it does bring her joy to give it away. What if the reward is actually helping other people? Boom. Right.

But you've got to help yourself, too. You can retire on that money. What if she feels like she's in a good place? Yeah. She can be in a better place. Give one a month and take the other three for yourself. That's pretty nice. You know, and I'll pass that along to her.

But anyway, Rachel LaPierre, $1,000 a week, and she donates it to help other people. Love it. I think that's pretty fantastic. That was Tell Me Something Good. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, non-profit Christian University based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. They say higher education is outdated, irrelevant. Well, GCU doesn't settle for the status quo.

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That's AMU. APUS.org slash military. Lunchbox sent me this story. A woman 35 years old abandons her husband for her stepson. He was 21. And then she's doing what? She had plastic surgery to make herself more attractive. To be with him. This whole thing screams,

we've got to get some sort of therapy going on here. Somebody. So this is her ex-husband's son. Yeah, and she's pregnant. Oh, my goodness. She has known her current boyfriend since she was seven years old. Her ex-husband, with whom she adopted five kids, has claimed that she had seduced his son.

Ew. Quote, I would have forgiven her for cheating if it wasn't my son. She was going to his room when I was sleeping No, no, no, no I can't She had been his mom since he was seven Or, or in, she knew that mom Yeah

So she was like 21 when he was seven That's some... But they didn't get together until he was an adult That's some way That's just some weird stuff That's messed up That's some like Get them on Dr. Phil

And also he's an adult at that time too Like you gotta make better decision As an adult I know, but I just don't know. Both. Her mostly. I'm putting 85% this on her. Yeah, because also, too, we need to not.

Like, if this was flipped, if she was a guy and that had been a girl, like we would be losing. Oh, be in jail. Right, exactly. And then now it's like, oh, okay, wow, just get them some therapy. That is messed up. That is messed up. Mess up. We don't know, though, if that was happening while he was a kid.

Oh, yeah. No, I'm not even implying that. It's just. Right. Just a crazy story. Obviously. When I get stories like that, you know who they always come from? Lunchbox.

Well, I find that interesting. Of course you do. Yes, that is interesting. Well, I mean, is it Woody Allen? Didn't he marry his adopted kid? Yeah. Okay. Wait, adopted or step?

Adopted. What, does it matter? I think so, yeah. I think it's odd. I have no idea. It was adopted. Just to me, it feels like you went through this process of bringing someone into your home to be their father and then you become their lover.

Like, no. On December 24th, 1997, Woody Allen, the 62-year-old Academy Award-winning writer, marries a 27-year-old Sun Yi, the adopted daughter of his former partner Mia Farrow. That's messed up. Okay, so the adopted daughter of his... So Mia adopted the daughter. Got it. But still.

But still. You guys are like, you know what? Yeah. Well, Amy was implying that he adopted the baby and then dated it. Like a process. That's what... We're not acting like it's less messed up because you misunderstood the story. Let's go over.

Let's do the morning corny. Here we go. The morning corny. We'll lighten the mood with this one. What do you call it when one cow spies on another? What do you call it when one cow spies on another? A stakeout, duh. Okay.

That was the morning corny. They say finger length could reveal your food choices. People with masculine hands are more like to order a burger. Those are feminine hands. Salads. What are my hands? Be honest. Let me see the other side.

Well, the problem is a lot of my fingers are broken. I was going to say one is real crooked. High school football. Yeah, I just said old injury. Yeah, of course. Yeah, I've broken a couple of them. But would you say my fingers are masculine? I don't know.

They're kind of feminine-ish. They look soft. Yeah. But they look long, though. Of, they're, yeah. Manicured? Yeah. They look moisturized.

They're, all right. They look sweet. This segment's dumb. Generally, people with bigger hands. Order. And I wonder, though, they're just eating more burgers and it makes their hands fatter. Oh, wow. Why don't think about it that way?

Because, I mean, by way of what this is saying, you actually do order more salads. Than burgers? Yeah. I did have turkey burger the other day, though, and I felt really guilty. Shit. You know, a story I read yesterday said that most people in a marriage are lying to their significant other about this right now. And it's not something that is so crazy that's going to make divorce, but it's something that can lead to some pretty bad problems. So, but most are.

So when they went and talked to these couples that were all married, almost 80% of them admitted to spending way more money than they told their significant other they were spending. Either through money they were, you know, keeping on the side or just like swiping the, you know, the family credit cards and just not addressing it. Because you got to be honest, it's not like you're looking at the credit card bill every day, right? No, I'm definitely not the one, but he will notice stuff. So if you spent, because here you go, most responded that they spent at least 500 bucks in the past six months without notifying their significant other. If you spent 500 bucks extra over a six month period, would he notice it? Yes, but yeah, that's interesting. I mean, we both work, so it's not, I don't think he would get mad at me,

but we do try to talk to each other if it's in the hundreds, you know? You mean a single purchase? Yeah, a single purchase, not if you're buying multiple things in one day, but like even our dog, our dog has a $500 limit at the vet. Like if something was wrong with the dog, that's where I would probably lie and spend more and try to hide it somehow and be like, nope, it was $4.99. What do you know? It's so crazy. A majority of the people they talked to had at least one card their significant other didn't know about.

Ooh, that's bad. Anything you want to say? No. You don't have one? No. Do you? Eddie? Oh, man. I don't know the card. Do you? No, we don't share money, so it doesn't matter. She just sees my credit card. I got one. She's got her own. Scoob and Steve told me, do you want to admit to this? this on the air, Steve, or no? Yeah, I think this is a safe space. My wife's asleep right now, so she's not listening. Okay. Go ahead. What happened with you? So it's about three years ago. My wife's birthday was coming up and I didn't have any cash. I live in paycheck to paycheck. And she wanted to do something big for her 30th birthday. So in order to make that happen, I had to get a credit card. And to be fair, she had told me for years, hey, to help with

your credit score, to build it back up. One of the things you got to do is get a credit card in your own. It'll help with your score. So she kind of gave me the okay, sort of in a sense. So I got a capital one credit card, got a really nice limit on it. And I paid for a weekend in Tahoe. And then it led to like, okay, I'm eventually going to tell her. She needs to know this because I don't keep secrets from her. Then three years passed. Still haven't told her.

I bought her earrings for Valentine's Day. I bought somebody a Christmas gift on it. And now I'm looking at about almost $4,000 in charges that I pay every month. I pay the minimum. So I'm paying towards it. So it's not hurting my credit score. In fact, that's actually helping it. but she doesn't know about it,

or at least she hasn't told me she knows about it. Is she going to be mad if you tell her? I think she'd be mad the fact that I've held on to it for three years and haven't told her. But I think we'll get over it. We've had things in our past we've gotten over. And what are those? Inferently.

If this happened with you, Amy, you'd been keeping a secret card? Yeah, I'd probably would not go over well. But I'm trying to think, like, scuba works. He has his own job. He has his own job. He was trying to do something special. for her. I think that's what's going to get you out of it, right? Yeah. Is that you were doing it for her.

She'd probably want to see what other step you bought to. Yeah. I bought some other things. Yeah, I pay for my beard trims on it. Yeah. Yeah, I think money and communication is such a tricky thing. Whenever someone will give Kayla and I advice about marriage, they're like, let me give you some advice. Communication. I'm like, no crap. That's advice for any situation ever in all of life. That's communication. Yeah, that's the easiest advice. Like, give me something we can really use. The lesson here is, what's your takeaway from this segment? The lesson here is... Be better about hiding it.

The Bobby Bones Show. Happy New Year. So we're going to play a game. Name the 2000s TV show, where I will play you a theme from a show who premiered between 2000 and 2009. And you tell me the show. For example, that is...

The office. Right. Write your answers now, guys. All right. Amy, Eddie, Lunchbox. Here is number one. Can you name that TV show? Everybody in?

Yep. Amy? Survivor. Eddie? Survivor. Lunchbox? One of the best shows on TV. Survivor.

There you go. All right. Number two. Amy? Madman. Eddie? Never seen it? Madman.

Lunchbox? Dexter. Oh. The answer is Madman. Lunchbox has been eliminated. Next up. You're struggling with that one? Yeah, a little bit.

Is that all of it? Play it one more time. But TV themes got shorter. Yeah. Because people realize people don't want to sit through a whole song. I'm between two, and this is going to throw me out. I'm going to be out because I didn't watch either that are in my brain. What two are you working with?

How I Met Your Mother or Big Bang Theory. What do you have written down? I might be wrong about how I met your mother. Correct. Eddie? Big Bang Theory. Oh, no. That hurts.

That does her. It stings. Sorry on that. Big Bang theory was, A whole universe is that. It's the Bear Naked Lady song. Amy, you win. That's a quick round there.

Wow. There it is. All right, see how many of these you can name, Amy. The next ones. Reba. Reba. Correct. Oh, wow.

Name this one. I don't want to be anything other than what I've been trying to be lately. All I have to do is think of me and I piece of my eyes. I'm thinking it's like something on the CW. Yeah. So I'm just going to go with like, I don't know, Luntree Hill. Correct. Wow.

Good. Okay. Oh, no. Is that curb your enthusiasm? Correct. What? Curve your enthusiasm. Is that curf your enthusiasm?

It's like a euphina. Curbier enthusiasm. So far you haven't missed. Here you go. California. Come right back where the O-C. Correct. 2003, nice.

California. Next one. Came out in 2006. I don't even have a network in my head. Dirty Rock. Oh. Yeah. Here's the next one.

Turn it. Ah. What? I don't like that noise. The noise? It's music. This is not my genre. What's the show?

Scrubs. No, Malcolm the Middle. I'm not. I've never seen that. All right, Amy, you are the winner, though. Congratulations. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, nonprofit Christian University

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With producer Eddie. Tell me something good. Shout out to this Amazon driver from Houston. His name is Juan Carlos Flores. And he's driving down the road in his truck and he notices an abandoned car on the side of the road. And I mean, a lot of cars have just been passing it. So he's like, let me just check this out real quick.

Make sure whoever's in there is unharmed and they're okay. So he looks in and there's no one in there except in the back seat, there's a baby in the car seat. So there's no one in the car except the baby. Oh my goodness. He calls the cops. Cops show up and they're like, okay, we know what's going on. This car was car was carjacked. So the mom, what happened was she had left her car running at the apartment complex.

She went in to get something, left the baby in it, and then somebody carjacked it. took the car and then realized there's a baby, so they left the car there and took off. They're still looking for the guy, but I mean, the Amazon driver, for sure, to pull over, I mean, these guys are busy. They're like on the run. They got to, like, deliver packages. And for him to think, like, hey, let me check on this car. Pretty legit.

There's a lot of things with the story that make me feel emotions. First of all, couldn't believe there's a baby in the car. Right. Glad the baby's safe, first and foremost. Second of all, leaving your baby in a car while it's running. That's not a good thing, right? Nope. Yeah, no, I mean, I feel like it's weird.

We've had, there's multiple stories out there like this because you think, like, what are the odds of you running in real quick and your car is going to get carjacked? But I guess the odds are high because we've had similar stories before. The first thing I thought was when I worked news, I was a cameraman from the news. One of my first stories was this. There was a car found with a baby in it. And the same thing had happened, the mom had left the car running at a convenience store. So, yeah, I guess this happens way more than we think.

Wow. That's crazy. The baby's okay. Baby's okay. They're still looking for the guy that carjacked. But really, too, like shout out, I guess, to the guy that carjacked a little bit too. Like, to realize, okay, there's a baby. No. No. Okay. It's trying to find the positive in that one. No, because he left the car on the side of the road.

Yeah. He should have taken it back to the apartment complex. Or put it in front of a bank or something, but he probably didn't want to get caught on camera. Crazy story, huh? Yes. But good. Baby is safe. Shout out that Amazon driver. That is what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. We get these targeted ads on Instagram and Facebook. So Ray Mundo, our audio producer, is going to read a targeted ad.

We have to guess who's getting the target. Okay, go ahead, Ray. Nerdy but chill shirts and a cornhole golf game. What's the first one? Nerdy but chill shirts. Okay. It was the only two, but apparently they're dorky-type shirts that kind of brag that you're all so cool. Okay, and a cornhole golf game.

All right? That's a year. That's a new. That's a shirt. 100%. What? That's easy. I was trying to play it off.

I'd say that again. What ring? I don't understand that. They're like these button-up shirts. They go, are you nerdy, but still want to look chill? These are for you. And why do you get cornhole games? It's a corno-the-old golf game.

No, no. So it's golf, and you try to knock the balls into the... Got it. I didn't buy either one of them. But when I looked... Yeah. This morning we were playing this game. Those are the ones that popped up.

Okay, next one. Wine, swimsuits, Amazon Echo Show, and Taco Bell Easy Well it's one of the girls Right it's either Amy or Morgan number two I think about Morgan number two

It's Amy I think it's Amy Wine Is it right what are they again Ray Wine swimsuits The Amazon Echo shows the thing where you can It's basically FaceTime Yeah

And Taco Bell Huh Ray who is it Morgan 2 All right. Next one up. Photo pajamas. Frididier, which is stuff for your home appliances. A good luck sock.

Apparently it's the band Kiss and Aerosmith. You can get their socks. And affordable hair loss treatments. Okay, that's got to be... It's Eddie. It's either Eddie or video producer or Raimundo. Oh, yeah. Because he does go to hair loss treatments.

It's got to be Eddie, though. With the kiss and the hair loss, I'm going to go Eddie. You guys? I mean, it could be lunchbox. I got Eddie. Hold on, hold on. What is it again? Photo pajamas.

That's got to be lunchbox. That's lunchbox. Go ahead. Fridier. Okay. Fridges, microwaves, stuff like that. Good luck socks. God, it's him, huh?

Lunchbox? I think so. Hair loss treatments. And hair loss treatments. It doesn't lose hair. I got Eddie. I'm really to believe. Could be Ray, too.

I'm going to go with... Okay, it could be Ray. Oh, wow, we're all going different. Okay, so I'm going Eddie. Okay. I got Eddie, because I feel like he's one of those families that matches pajamas like on holiday. What?

Yes. I'm going Eddie. You're going Eddie. I go Ray. Morgan? I go Ray. Who is it? Lunch box.

Dang. Dang. Oh, I got it. So we're supposed to, like, fake it and be like... Why are you getting hair off treatment? I have no idea. Are they telling you something? That's what I'm.

I'm saying it's said, we put extensive research into this study and it'll help you keep your hair. And I'm like, do I look like I'm... May it just be your age. Maybe. Because it did say the pajama one was like, as you get older, you want to be cool and comfortable in your matching pajamas. All right, Ray, give me another one. A neck hammock. Eddie.

I'm in. Draft Kings. Draft Kings. It's Eddie. This is Eddie. And fish toys for cats. Oh, Ray has a cat. Oh.

Fish toys for cats So the neck hammock basically is Oh it's a neck hammock. So you lay on the floor and it's a hammock for only your neck, not your body. The cat is Ray. It's Ray. He gambles. It's Ray. Right. Right. Right. And I'm about to buy that fish toy for cats. Yeah. Is there just one more left? It's got to be Eddie. What's Eddie? Oh boy.

Spine deck. It's a tool that helps you with your bad back. Okay, people. Wait, I haven't gone yet, guys. Oh, you haven't? Okay, go ahead. Oh, it could be Amy. Uh, pressure washer for your house. Skull-shaped ice cube molds. And, uh, low testosterone.

Oh, no. This is this dang targets. They're way off on their target. All right. And then what was Amy's? Oh, my nerve. Cooking pan, eyebrows, stencils, and Be Kind T-shirt. Well, aren't yours looking?

Wow, this is so amazing. That was the last three that I got. And I ordered the pan and the eyebrow pencils and haven't gotten the pan yet and the eyebrow whatever microblader's stencil things are awful. They got me though. I got got got. Well, good luck to everyone. And I like when they target me right, by the way.

Oh, yeah. We're going to get them. So they might as well target us right. Bobby Bone Show. Bonehead. Story of the day. This story comes us from London, England. Two guys had broken into a business when they were robbing the place, you know, stealing things.

The only problem is one guy was sitting down to break into the safe, and his butt hit 9-99, which is their version of 911, and he was going over the whole crime. Police showed up and arrested him. You know that operator had to go, is this a joke? Yeah. Like somebody randomly calls me who's committing a crime, and they're talking about the whole crime?

And he literally butt dialed 9-9-99. Yeah, and you can hear on the 911 call, the operator said when the police arrived to arrest him, it was still going. Oh, that's funny. Wow. Yeah. I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead story of the day. Okay, we are going home, but thank you for listening.

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