The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby Geeks Out Over Brooks & Dunn In Studio + Bobby Tells Listener Lunchbox’s Surprise

Episode Date: February 8, 2019

Brooks & Dunn stop by to talk about their new duets album “Reboot” and Bobby completely geeks out. Everyone on the show is picking out photos of Bobby for his dating profile. Also, Bobby shares what Lunchbox’s surprise is with a listener.  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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The Bobby Bones, post-show, pre-show. If you're new to listening to the podcast, which is our show that we did today, plus this, What this is is after the show is over, I hit this button, and it's the post-show pre-show, which means we talk post-the-normal show, but it's pre-the-podcast. So the stuff we're talking about now did not go on the air. This is, I wouldn't say an exclusive, because who cares. But it's just extra. Whatever, it's so exclusive.

Okay. But it is extra. So if it sounds like we're ranting and raving and maybe you never heard this, and you're going, this is the radio show? We wish. Back in the day, back in the day, we'd talk. straight for almost five hours. Almost no songs.

Maybe one song an hour sometimes. Sometimes none. We play no music. One, those were the days, but also two, those were heavy. Oh, every day. Oh, yeah. Like, back then, I don't know if it was just because...

I don't know. I don't know, but I definitely napped way more back then. I was even thinking about that the other day. I was like, gosh, I just don't nap like I did when we first started this show. Maybe am I getting used to it? But I think it was because it was more exhausting.

It was heavy. Listen, by the way, my step-dad works at a sawmill. Right, right. That's heavy. We get that. That's heavy. You know, but when I say that, your adrenaline has to stay up for five hours. And it's just like, ah!

And I would just walk in. I remember because Mike D. will help me now with Joe preparation. And he's only done that for four or five months ever. I've never had anyone help me before. So I would walk in and I would have just a stack of news and stories, and I would just run down the stack. Just grab a page, talk about it. I was like, nope, next on.

Next thing. Next thing for five hours. That was fun. It was fun, actually. When I first met you, Bones, I was always like, dude, you look so tired all the time. And now I'm like, I'm so tired all the time. Okay, so you're saying you get it more so that I'm not tired. I understand now.

Well, it's just the mornings. Yeah, it's the hours. The hours are just crazy. Just wake you have to wake up and then come in and be on. Like some people, if they wake up and they are, like, go to a cubicle. They don't have to interact with people and talk, but they can go to work and kind of ease into it and do their thing. But, like, we have to wake up and be ready to go.

And sometimes you're not. Again, we're not complaining, except you're listening to us and you're a friend of ours, so you only complain to your friends. That's right. If this show gets started at noon, I'm in. So awesome. Or three. No, three would be too late.

Listen, I tried to get our, a long time ago, I would try to get our people to let us do afternoons. I was like, it's shifting, man. The times are changing. Oh, like Bob Dylan says. And the times are changing. What did they say? They're not really. Because the biggest, here's the reason that we do mornings as Amy yawns right in my face.

Because right when the show ends, she's out. I'm not out? She's like, whatever. She goes to full doodle, full yawn. I am not doodling, but yes, I did yawn, because probably you're talking about being tired. So you, the most people are listening to live radio in the morning as they're in their cars. And listen, phones have changed the game completely. So, who really knows?

But let's say all things were equal. Let's say people listened most morning commute and afternoon commute, same time. By doing the show in the morning, this replay gets heard so many more times because it exists longer current day. Does that make sense? Yes. Like, let's say, we did a show at 3 to 7 p.m. And you woke up the next morning. You're not as prone to listen to that show from the day before because it was the day before and it doesn't feel as current.

Even though it probably was just simple hours. but the new cycle changes. So anyway, that's why we do mornings. Okay. We're lucky to, you know, be here. Yeah. But that's why we do mornings. But I would love to do, even like 9 a.m.

That'd be nice. That'd be crazy. You'd just shift the whole commute. I would, and then I'd be miserable. We would have to be in traffic too, like every day. See, there are a little hidden things like that. Yeah. Yeah, we don't have to deal with traffic. That's cool.

Yeah. So that's what we're doing. This is that show. A couple stories that I didn't get to. One, a story like the one I'm going to do I only have about two segments that I could do it in because of the time of the show. Like nothing after, we won't do anything. Even adult content.

And this isn't super adult content except for, it's got a little bit of drinking involved in it. And the other part. Tampons aren't adult content, is it? I don't know the story. Well, thinking about what they're doing because. The drinking part is adult content. But I'm saying, I hate to think of Tampon. Oh, I thought that they were inserting it.

No, no. I don't, here, hold on. Let's see. Hold on. Kids will try about anything to catch a buzz. It says. teenagers are collecting tampons and menstrual pads and boiling them, allowing the mixture to cool, and then what does that, what does this word mean? Embibing

I'm not going to, don't say I think. Should we Google this? Look it out. How do you spell it? I think it's just drink. Why can't they just say drink it? That's imbibing. And that's what I thought it was until Amy said you thought you were putting inside of them.

Oh, sorry. I thought because people do that. They soak. Yeah, like 10 years ago. They soak tampons and vodka and then they insert it inside and it goes straight into their bloodstream. Right. Oh, it is drink, but specifically alcohol. Right, but that's what I thought this story was.

So, they're drinking. It's the drinking story. So what they're doing is they're boiling tampons and the things that come out of them are making them drunken and hallucinate. What are those things? Like the chemicals. Like the chemicals. This is why I might start using the diva cup. Let me see this.

I don't know what that is. What on earth? Nor do you want to know? The diva cup? What? The diva cup. Bones, I got to get me on us. You probably don't want to know what that.

If it works for Amy. Yeah, Amy's reading it. It's like 12 lines. How did they even figure this out? They said that they get this feeling like they're flying. Yeah. Maybe I should do that. But don't you get like, isn't there like a toxic shock syndrome or something from that stuff?

And like that's a chemical reaction? If you keep it in for too long. Yes. That is a thing. I used to always be scared of that as a kid and I'm not. But I've switched to more organic things, but now I'm going to basically be... Organic tampons? Morgan number two.

Do you know the diva cup? Yeah, I think I've heard you talk about it before. It seems crazy to me that it would actually work, but I guess it does because a lot of women use it. Cool. I'm a pivot here. Pivot. Pivot. I just was not talking about the drinking.

You brought it up. No, I'd not. Well, this is just, you have to think. Like, this is stuff that young girls and women, we're putting this in our body. Oh, yeah, that part, yes. Like, it's toxic. That's not the story, though. I was just talking about the dudes that are drinking it like.

America needs to be watching out for us on this. Like, why are they letting us put that in our body? Oh, what about bad food? Yeah. I know. America. We're doing all kinds of terrible things for our body. I know.

A guy in Ohio accidentally left his wallet at the store. So a woman found it. She's being super cool. She was like, let me return it. And she gave it to the cops. And the cops, and the cops's like, oh, cool. we'll get it back to them, and they look, and for the idea, they grab the ID, and then cocaine and meth comes out,

falls out, and it's driver's licensing. Oh, so now, mm-hmm. So now they're looking for them. How about that? Because I girl like you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a jam, huh? It is a jam.

Why do I feel sorry for Room 5? I have no idea. Because everyone hated on them. I know, they're so uncalled for. Biggest stage at this time. So uncalled for. And, like, everyone hated on them. That's why.

So uncalled for. A guy is accused of repeatedly stealing a couple's car at night and then returning it before they woke up. Did you guys see this one? No. It felt bad? What do you mean? No, I mean, I think he did it over and over. Like, when they would sleep, he'd borrow the car.

I mean, I'm calling it borrowing because he would return it. I thought he would just feel bad and bring it back. A man is accused of stealing an elderly couple's car in the middle of the night while they were asleep and returning it before they woke up. He used the couple's van as a getaway car and other vehicle break-ins too. Huh. He lived in the Pinehurst neighborhood. And she misplaced. her spare key and started noticing her vehicle

to have some changes to and then she started checking the mileage and she was like, why is it always different? And they finally found him out still in the car at night and he crashed to a pole when they were running from him. Finally got busted. But he was doing it all the time, not caught. I wonder if we would ever notice if somebody was in our car. No, I would never notice the mileage.

I would notice gas and a heartbeat. Okay. Because I know exactly where my gas is all the time. OCD about that stuff. And secondly, I have cameras everywhere. And they would tell me when something, even if they're a deer's in my backyard. It's like, boop. Really?

There's something moving in your yard. There's that part. Yeah. And then the seat. Like, I know when someone's moved my seat. When I sit in it, I'm like, wait a minute. It's a little harder to get to my gas pedal. What's going on here?

Yeah. Yeah. I don't know that I would work with me. It would. I know what Eddie's talking about because, like, if your wife or your kids are ever playing in your car, like it happens. It moves and I notice right away. I just think I did it. That's probably like making out of something.

It's way back. Yeah, yeah. It's way to the back. Making out. Get out of you. Do you guys call it making out? Morgan number two still? Yeah, it's making out.

It's still a thing? Yeah. That's who we check with now to make sure we're still here. You know, here's a funny story. Party animal? Yeah, but not party animal over there, but Morgan number two. Even though Eddie used party animal earlier in the show before, I used party animal on the podcast. You keep saying that.

I don't remember that. Yeah, people, he said, in the 46-minute mark of the podcast, you used it. But whatever. Eddie's not trying to be young, though, I don't feel. Oh, I'm like trying to relate to a 22, what's a 22-year-old? Yes, she's 24. Yeah, she's 24. Is she 24?

I'm 25. No, no, no, new girl. New girl is 24, just turned 24. Is that what we're calling her new girl? She doesn't have a name. I refuse to put her on the show until like she's part of the show. And she's still training. She's still training.

She can't be any pictures with us yet. Like, you know, we want our listeners to get to know people that are going to be. She's still in the training stage. Correct. It's like, you know, introducing a kid to somebody you're dating. You don't do that until it's a better. Right, right. Or close.

Wow. Okay. That's my analogy. I take this place serious. We have a bond with our listeners. We are a family. I don't want to bring in new people that just go away real quick. Yeah.

So, yeah. I wonder if she hears any of this right now. She doesn't because she's not making a weird face. No, but I wouldn't care. I would say this in front of her. I know. We put her on this two days ago. We talked to her on the post show.

Oh, yeah, we did. Yeah, yeah. Cool. She's not bringing people into the circle. So we shouldn't really like take time to get to know her yet. You should. Don't even look at her. No, no, no, no.

No, no. That's not the case at all. What I hope is everybody does get to know her. Earlier this morning we were all talking about having a girl's night, but I mean, I won't invite her. It's fine. Which is the opposite of what I was saying. Which you guys can all become, and she's part of the show, then she becomes part of the show. Right. We didn't put Hillary on forever.

Took a couple months before we really put her on. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Is there anything else I wanted to mention before? Oh, I know, talking about young things. Uh-huh. A lot of my friends refer to things as being dope all the time. Like, that's the normal new cool. How old are your friends?

That's dope. All creative people, they're like super creative. That's dope. They don't say it like that. No, no, just throw me an age. A producer has like 42. And he says, and he says it so nonchlunt. I can see a music producer being like, that beat is dope.

All right, no, that's not even about beats. Just anything cool. See, you guys make fun of stuff. It's like when you guys used to make fun of Post Malone, I was like, this stupid, what is this stupid stuff? Post Malone. Right. And I was like, guys, it's going to be a thing. You're like, don't be an idiot.

So you guys told me. I don't remember saying anything about Postmo. Yes, you all made fun of me forever. That's dope. No, yeah, I don't think I'll understand what it means. So then last night, I had a songwriter that came over to the house. Yeah. We were doing a bobbycast, Laura Velt.

So she's 38, same age as me. Okay. And something, and she was like, yeah, she was like, this has been, the whole thing's been dope. And I was like, man, she can pull that off. I didn't even look at her funny. But I saw a picture of her. Yeah. Do I not like cool?

No, no, no, I don't like cool. I'm going to start just. I certainly. can't pull it off. I'm going to start just like trickling it in and see if anybody responds weirdly. Don't go don't start doing dope. I'm not going to do dope, Eddie. Saying dope. I don't start doing that. I don't think that

that's a, I would never say lit. That's the same thing. No, it's not. I don't think so. I don't think so. Let's bring in Morgan number two, 25. Morgan number two, what do you think? No, I think dope is a little bit older than lit. But I don't think it's weird because if it doesn't matter if you're older saying it. It's more of the context if you have never used slang terms before and all of a sudden you just say, that's dope. But I use slang terms, just not that one.

But dope and lit are very, like, very trendy words. So if you're only like half trendy, it's really weird. Or if you're like a quarter trendy like me. Morgan, too, like if the boss came in and he was like, oh, that's dope. No, that would be so weird. That would be so weird. Because it's not something he would say. I just wouldn't ever picture him saying it.

I would picture a producer saying it. I would say that something is sick a bit. I'll say something cool. You've never said that to me. Sure, I have. I feel like Bobby can say sick. No, he says I feel sick. No, shut up.

Anyway, I'm going to start trickling it out of the end and see if he looks like to be funny. Give an example of where you might use it. I don't know. It's when life comes up. Oh my gosh. Give an example of when life comes up. Like you're hanging out. Go ahead.

On the yacht. No, you don't need to be in a normal situation. You're at. Let's say you're America's mentor. Let's say you're working an American Idol. Go ahead. And you're mentoring someone. Yep.

And I mean, the cameras are rolling. Go ahead. Oh my gosh. Are we going to hear you say dope? Oh, no, you're going to say an American Idol. It's going to be bad. It's going to be so bad. What if I'm like, no, no, okay, I go.

Somebody Nelson, I'm like, that's a dope performance, dude. I think you could do it. See, I just, I just shipped in her. That was good. Like, he actually did. Like, he pulled it off. He said, that's a dope performance, dude. Okay.

Oh, there we go. Morgan number two. When people say dude. Oh, I say dude. I know we're old, Amy. No, I think dude's okay. Dope is, it just really depends on the context of it. I think if Bobby does it on American Idol, it'd probably be like a tweet-worthy moment.

I'd be like, oh, and Bobby just said dope. Maybe I'm trying to fit it in now. I think if you squeeze it in, it's fine. Don't do lit, but dope is fine. Oh, no. Lit feels 12. Dude. I do dude.

Dude. But dude's okay. Yeah, okay. Good. All right. Listen, we're going to go to the show. How do you feel about today's show? It's dope.

I didn't feel bad. See? That didn't feel wrong. See? Yeah. On the outside looking and it does look wrong. But I mean. It doesn't feel wrong.

Well, it feels right. Bones, go for it. Okay. We should all start saying dope. All right. No, we all start. We all shouldn't. No.

Can you imagine we come back Monday? We're all like, that's dope. How is you getting dope? That was dope. This tell me something good. It's so dope. It's so dope. My pile is so dope.

Okay. Fox's his bonehead, so dope. The show is lit today, though. Okay. See, that's better. That works. We're going to play today's show. Brooks and Dunn came by, check it out.

That was dope. That was, actually. Yeah, that's a pretty dope interview. It was. That felt good. See, felt good. Shoot. You should have said dope to Brooks and Dunn.

I didn't know this was going to be a thing until now. I know, but. You know what I mean? Thank you. If you listen to the post show, pre-show. Let us know. Tweet us. Oh, boy.

I feel like there's going to be a lot of dope references coming up But no, you guys can't use it yet We won't I'm sprinkling it Are you the word police? Yes, I am I'm sprinkling it

And you guys didn't want to use it until I made it cool I won't say dope Thank you Unless I'm saying say nope to dope Yeah Wait is dope It's still dope

No but sorry It's not That's not cool Yes it is I watch cops Not cops Live PD in And dope is not called dope

No It's like our uncles call it On live PD They'll be like He's got some dope on him. Okay. Okay. Maybe universal for all, but really not really.

Okay. Morgan number two, what do you think about that? No. Now I don't think so. Like, they're not like, hey guys, Friday night, it's getting dope. No, I don't think so. Or the dope dealer. All I needed was clarification to exactly what kind of drug it was.

Marijuana. That's what it used to be. Now dope can be considered any kind of narcotic, but really it's still not even used. See? I don't even know. And you want to use that in your regular vocabulary? I know. I know.

I'm sorry. Onward, here's today's show. Away we go. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones. Hey, good morning. Welcome to the show. Welcome. It's a great Friday.

Brooks and Dunn will be in later. The Friday morning dance parties. All my friends are here. Morning studio. Morning. So we live in Nashville. We do the show in Nashville. And the cool thing about living and being here is all the country stars that are just chilling.

Like Amy goes to the grocery store and sees Kip Moore. Well, Ramundo, who did you see yesterday driving around? Well, I was driving. He was walking right next to his studio through the parking lot. Zach Brown, baby from Zach Brown Band. Did you talk to him? I didn't. and it was actually a raised regret.

I had a chance. A raise regret. Yeah, honestly, I missed my moment. Raise regrets. So, traffic was stopped for a moment, so I could have turned in into the parking lot. There were tour buses. I think they're getting ready for tour.

They're ramping up and saw the dude with the beard. And that's Zach Brown band, man. I know exactly what he looks like. He has trimmed it a little bit, but I knew it was him. I could have pulled in, selfieed it, talked to him for a second, but the parking lot was so dang full. There were trailers.

There were guys lifting drums. guitars, microphones, speakers, amps. And that's the thing. So then I just ended up driving with traffic. We had a green light, so I took off and never get the chance again to say what up to Zach Brown. And that's a regret. Yeah. Raise regrets.

Well, that's one of the cool things about being here, what country music is. Do you know our phone screener lives in the same building as Brett Eldridge? Oh, no, but he's someone we see it, like, at the grocery store. Yeah, she said that there was this dude, and she got in the elevator, and dude had a dog. And then all of a sudden, she realized his Brad Eldridge. He lives in her building. Yeah, right, isn't that crazy? The Bobby Bones Show.

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because one of the women took someone else's regular seat, and then those two grabbed each other and started shaking each other, and other women jumped in. Oh, my goodness. The cops were called to break it up. No one was hurt. No hips were broken. Good one.

Thank you. The cops wound up not filing charges. Isn't that funny? A 79-year-old and an 86-year-old woman. Like, collectively with those two, over 160 years of fight right there. We used to play a lot of bingo. That was fun. Yeah, we used to go to bingo with my grandma as a kid.

And then she, remember, dad I tell you she got arrested? Oh, was when she doing something out of our truck? This is what happened. This is what happened. This is what I had my grandma. And my grandma adopted me for a long time and raised me. Even when she wasn't considered my mom, she was still raising me. So we were very close.

And they closed bingo down in the town Hot Springs, Arkansas for a long time. They said it was gambling. Which it is. They were like, can't play bingo. Because we used to go like the Elks Club, the Benedictine Lodge Manor, whatever's called. They shut it down. So my grandmother, ingenuitive as ever, running a big van. and we put everybody in the back of the van

they'd all play bingo and gamble and drive the van around town. And so the cops signed out and they arrested her. They busted her. That's crazy. Isn't it crazy they would even arrest her? Yeah.

For bingo? But she was breaking the law. Well, yeah. But it wasn't even like she was taking a cut of it. Those old ladies want to play bingo. Just want her play. And it was their normal everyday thing. So, I remember that as a kid.

This woman made a t-shirt for her man and she wants him to wear it when he goes out. Her name's Holly. The shirt features a selfie of Holly on it. And it says on it, if you're reading this, you've been looking at my man for too long. That's funny.

And this is how I'd be looking at you if you were here. It says, hi, I'm Holly, his girlfriend. Wow. Holly posted a photo of the two. And Carl does not look thrilled to wear the shirt. It seems Carl replied to Holly's post asking if he could take it off before he goes out. So it's funny, huh? That's funny.

I would wear that, though, was a joke. Yeah. It's funny. I had a girl run, right? Avengers Endgame, by the way, the new Avengers is coming out, they're saying it's going to be over three hours long. That's so long. It's so long.

Too long. Avengers Endgame currently clocks in it over three hours. It's the culmination of 22 movies, though. All of those Avengers stories, they're all in this movie. So is there like an intermission? That's a good point. No, there isn't, but that's funny. The current runtime is over three hours.

They say they've screened the movie for audiences four times now. and the first three times not one person got up to go to the bathroom, and on the fourth time only one person did. Well, they are not drinking enough water. Oh, that's what you hear? You don't hear the movie so good? I cannot go three hours without being. You hear there's not proper hydration?

Nope. They're dehydrated. A couple days ago, we talked about how you felt like your husband was acting eight years old. Yes, and we put him on front street for sure. Because? Because he used the towel, like our good towels that we keep in our cabinet for our bodies to dry the dog off after he gave the dog off. after he gave the dog a bath.

And then he hung the towel up on my rack. So I thought, oh, there's one of my clean white towels. So when I got out of the shower, I stuck it on my face. And it smelled like dog. So we had this whole segment where Amy's like, my husband acts eight. And then listeners called in. Oh, yeah. On why their husbands were also acted eight.

Their children. Amy's husband has asked her to say something in his honor today. Oh, this is something he said. Something he wants to say. Okay. We'll do that when we come back and want to say. second. Mostly it's him talking about how Amy's ate.

Well, he's like, okay, you want to play this game? You're eight, too. Hey, Bobby Bones here. Ever been so tired the morning after a bad night's sleep that you don't even remember what you had for breakfast. Instead of spending mornings in a fog, try new Zeequel Pure Z's melatonin gummies. They've helped me fall asleep naturally and wake up ready to start my day without any groginess.

Zeequal Pure Zee's. A couple days ago, we had this segment where Amy was calling at her husband because he took one of their nice towels and dried off the dog. And then, if that wasn't bad enough, put it back on the rack, the name he used it on her face. I was like, why do I smell like dog? So she's like, my husband acts eight years old sometimes. Callers called in. We all had a good laugh, right?

Oh, yeah, that's funny. So what did your husband say to you? Well, he said that he'd like to call out when I'm eight. What is that conversation like when he hears a bit? And it gets to him, and does he sit you down and go, hey? I mean, he felt bad about the dog towel thing. But there's other things. Like, when people called in, there's just things where I'm like, he doesn't.

that he does around the house or I'm like, you're 41 years old. And it boggles my mind. And so he's like, okay, you're 37. Let me tell you that like zero bills would get paid if I didn't handle that. Like, no taxes would get done. These are things I avoid, like, the plague. Like, I do. I just ignore them like they don't exist.

I wouldn't book dentist appointments, doctor's appointments without him. The kids would not be enrolled in school, he says. Is that job? It is up to me. And I mean... You live in a life of anarchy over there? Like, bills are auto draft. Like, that's being a little dramatic.

I could set up paying bills, but he's pretty correct about the other things. Like, he handles a lot of, like, the adulty things. Like, all that's adult stuff that just stresses me out. Back to my question. How does he come to you whenever he's not happy with the bit that happened on the radio? I don't think he wasn't, like, happy about it? I mean, he thought it was fine, but he just wanted to make sure that people knew that I am a child as well. So he wasn't mad at me because when it happened, I'm like, okay, this is ridiculous.

And he definitely fell bad about it. So me taking that to the air and telling it to all the listeners, fine. But I mean, he's like, no, I'm an adult. Like these are the things that I do and you can't handle because you're a child. Where did this conversation happen? Just at home. Like in bed, I'm trying to figure out like if you talk about a segment, does he go, hey, let's talk about what you said on the radio. Is it in bed?

Is it dinner? I don't know. I think he called me. We talked about it. And then when we got home, he was like, okay, let's. Let's do a quick run through. He called you to talk about it? Well, he'll listen.

He listens on podcasts later. So sometimes he'll be a day behind or whenever he has free time or he's at the gym. He's listening to it. And then he called me and he was like, okay, so I'm eight. And he was like, we'll talk about this. So it's not, if it's not, I don't even think it was like a fight. And he is right. Like some of these adulty things are not fun.

Yeah, this episode of the Jerry Springer show shot from a live studio audience. This is also a part of me where I'm coming on to say. like I'm sorry that I said it. Oh, now we got it. And that, yes, thank you for enrolling our kids in school. Education is so important. And thank you for taking care of taxes and bills and the mortgage and all the things. Booking stuff.

He's an adult. So you kind of felt bad. Yeah. Okay. There you have it, folks. Amy, apologize. I took a long time to get there. Sorry.

I mean, I just wanted to, like, yes, it's hard to admit. when you're wrong. He's not a child, only does childish things sometimes. Why can't you just leave it to that? Why didn't you bring that back into it? The latest from Nashville and Hollywood. Morgan number two, 30 second skinny. Marin Morris shared the release date

of her new album, Girl. It's coming out on March 8th. She also dropped a new song from the album with Brandy Carlisle. The song is called Common. Oh, it got way too much in common. Florida Georgia Line dropped another collaboration from their upcoming album. The song is called Y'all Boys,

featuring Hardy. Brooks and Dunn are sharing a new duets project. It's called Reboot. The album will share some of their biggest hits with country artists of today, like Casey Musgraves, Kane Brown, Thomas Wrett, Luke Combs, and Moore. Here's Luke Combs and Brooks and Dunn, doing brand new man. Organ number two, that's your skinny.

It's time for the good news. With Amy. Tell me something good. Helping out an 89-year-old woman get into her car. She's 89, and her 100-year-old husband was driving. Wow. Yeah. They had a doctor's appointment. This story is so multi-layered.

Go ahead. She couldn't get into the car, so these three guys that are known in the neighborhood decided they would help her. What would be known? At trouble? Listen, I don't know. Their names are job.

Marty and Freddie. Oh, they're troubled. And the police officer decided to record the video of their good deed because she wanted them to have a moment to show who they really are. So it does make me think people might think differently of them in the neighborhood. But they were doing a good deed. And it's been viewed like five million times so far online. How old were they again?

By the way, let's shout out for those dudes. What's all about. Tell me something good. Yeah, yeah. They're just described as three young men. No, no, the couple, the married couple. Oh, 89-year-old woman. and 100-year-old husband.

Wow. First of all, they've been together a long time probably. Look at that. Marys, love forever, love forever. I love that. And second, why is he driving? I know.

He's a hundred. I mean, I'm sure he's got to get somewhere. Yeah, but, you know, his eyesight's get bad. Right, there's 100, huh? Yeah, it's a lot. And she's riding shotgun over there at 89. But good for those kids.

That is what it's all about. That's tell me something good right there. Good. Bonehead. Norrie up to day. This story comes us from Oklahoma City, Oklahoma. A couple teenagers were sitting around. They're like, hey, man, you know what we should do?

We should go rob a bank. Yeah, so they call an Uber. Uber takes them to the bank. That's funny. They called the Uber Rob Bank. Come on, guys. Why are you guys already laughing at that? The poor Uber driver's in on this now.

He wants his five stars. Go ahead. So the Uber driver drops them off and leaves. So they go in and rob the bank, and when they come back out, they got to call another Uber. only the problem is before Uber can arrive, police get there and arrest them. Oh, they waited for the Uber too long. Yeah, they should have held ahead or ask that Uber driver to wait.

I've got with my Uber driver said, hey, can you just hang here? Basically keep the meter running, and they can. Yeah. Yeah. So as they're waiting for their other Uber. The police arrive and arrest them. Yeah, they didn't think that one through it. Oh, you're saying they should have waited until the first Uber to wait.

Yes. Yeah. Because the Uber driver that said he was coming to get him said he pulled around the corner and cops had swarmed the bank and he was like, what is going on? Yeah, idiot. On lunchbox, that's your bonehead story of the day. The world is full of sounds that warn you of danger. Like, if you get a little too close to a rattlesnake, you're the chich-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch.

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So lunchbox wants to get reimbursed for any babysitter he hires when he has to come to work in the evening, right? Yeah, whenever I have things outside of my normal working hours, sometimes I have to get a babysitter. And with the crazy hours we work, I felt like work should reimburse me for those babysitting hours. So you put on a hidden mic. You put on a hidden mic, and I marched into the boss's office. And I was like, look, man, I need to ask you a serious question.

I need you to pay for my babysitter. What do you think the boss says? He probably, like, laughed. I don't know who he went to. He went to ride. Okay, laughed. Okay, here we go. Hey, yo, yo.

Question for you. You know, like, when we're recording outside hours? Yeah. Because Bobby's schedule's crazy. Yeah. Do you guys pay for a babysitter? That's an interesting question. I mean, it's not all the time.

It's just every once in a while. Yeah. I mean, I don't know that I would have thought about it, but sure. I mean, because the hours are nutty, right? It's not like... It's not, right, that's all I'm saying. It's not... And they get nutty, nutty, it's...

Yeah. Yeah. I will bring it up today. All right. Thank you. What? What? Oh, wow.

Oh, Eddie, this is good news for us. Huge news. Huge, because we'll all get reimbursed. Everybody start having babies. I get a call from our boss right after this. And he goes, lunchbox has never walked in my office ever. He just came upstairs in my office.

Dang it. And asked if we'd pay him back for babysitters. And I said, really? I had a hunch that lunchbox was recording him. And I was like, really? He was like, yeah. So what'd you say? He goes, well, I didn't know what to say.

He goes, because it opens up that box. If then Amy wants someone to reimburse, if she has to go to an event. And then Eddie wants someone to reimburse. He has to come up and record stuff. Yeah. And he's like, I guess I can run it up the pole. That's what he said.

You're good to me. So he's serious. Yeah, he's serious. Wow, I thought he was going to be like, you're ridiculous. Ha-ha. Bye. Guys, right now in NYC, they're having a meeting about us right now. I mean, is this like when it runs up the poll, like this is going to land on Bob Pittman's desk?

Probably. Lunchbox. Guys, number four on the agenda here. We want to talk about babysitting reimbursement. For the Bobby Bone Show. Oh, my gosh. They're going to hate us. Remember when you guys thought I was crazy for Brombson?

bringing this up? I sort of did, but I mean, I'm shocked right now. You want to get on my train, don't you? Has he got back to you? No, not yet. He's going to run it up pool. When was it? Like, how many days has it been?

Just a couple days. I mean, it takes, it takes a while to get agendas passed. You know, they've got to go and write the addendums and the books and all that. Now, he's just saying words. Adendums and books. I've worked in other corporations, too, though. Isn't that kind of a standard answer? Like, I'll look into that.

It kind of is. Right. Yeah, kind of. But he didn't say no, though. You guys thought I was going to get laughed out of the office. You thought he was just going to turn me down immediately. He thought I was crazy for bringing this up. So it looks like lunchbox is a lot smarter than you guys give him credit for.

Why do you talk about yourself in third person? Who's lunchbox? This guy. Coming up at the top of the hour, which is going to be awesome. Brooks and Dunn are going to be in studio, which we're all geeking out about. So Brooks and Don will be here. I don't even know what else to say. I'm probably going to geek out a little bit.

That's all right. I got it all on the line for a piece of a piece of it. I'm going to Let's go over to Morgan number two. She's 25. Hey! What you're 25 girls? Just care about. So there's a breakup bar pop-up that's happening in Los Angeles for Valentine's Day,

and I really want to go to it. Wait, what is... You do. That's funny. Wait, so what is a breakup bar? They have, like, these walls lined with, like, breakup tags, and they have a screen playing breakup movies on loop, and then they also have drinks that are, like, breakup.

centered around. Like one of them is I dealt with your parents for years. The other is ghosted. That's funny. Yeah. That is cute. Yeah, that's funny. Are you still like holding on to your breakup? No, I just like, I'm still living in it. I'm still dealing with it. If that makes sense.

How long ago did you break up with your boyfriend? It was over Thanksgiving. And what do you mean you're still dealing with it? It's just still like, I'm still trying to get through kind of everything that happened with it. Does he still text you? No. We don't talk at all. Which is helping.

Whose idea was that? I mean, just kind of both of us. Did you unfollow each other on all social medias? Yeah. So this was bad. Yeah, we don't even know the real story. We don't. I mean, which you don't have, that's your, it's personal.

You don't have to bring it out. But I didn't realize it was this bad. Like, I thought it was like, uh, like he moved in, and you kind of just realized some things about him that you were like, ugh, like, we can't live together. And then you broke up. But I think this is bad. When Eddie told me that they were doing like a live remote,

and he showed up to the remote with flowers because the only way he could get to her, I was like, oh, something's up. Yeah, I don't like things I'm thinking in my head, and I'm trying to guess. Yeah, well, don't. Don't be assigning things. That's an author of a dog. I know. That's why I said I don't like that I'm, because I don't like assigning things to people that I don't even know.

Are you doing anything for Valentine's Day, Morgan, number two? I have one of my best friends coming in town, and we're doing a whole weekend of her and I because she broke up with a serious boyfriend, and so it's her and I just girls weekend. Galantines. Yep. Girls weekend or girls go out to find guys weekend together?

No, girls weekend. Like we're doing fun stuff. We're going to do some fun workout classes and just kind of go on a little adventure of a weekend. What if you meet guys? Is that allowed? Yeah. If it happens, it happens. But that's not the point of it. Okay. All right. All right. Well, it's called a breakup bar. One of my friends said, hey, on Valentine's night, you should go to a yoga class because that's where all the single girls will be. Because all the taken ones will be out having dinner and doing Valentine's stuff. Not a bad idea. But all the single ones will be in like a...

You should go and like wear some cupid. outfit. Cupid puts people together. Yeah. He's not the guy that gets the girls. Yeah, Cuba doesn't get girls. Yeah, he just shoots the air. I am, Cuba.

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That's amu. APUS. dot edu slash military. Here's Amy's pile of stories. So did you see the woman that is hiring someone to make every single decision for her for a month? No. She said she got the idea from Black Mirror.

Wow. You know that show on Netflix that you like? That's pretty crazy. What the episode where the people make the decision for you? I guess, yeah, like the Bander Snatch or whatever. Okay, so, yeah, she's offering $2,600 and someone has to just make all of her decisions for her. Like even little ones, like, should I get up and pee right now or not? Oh, wow.

Oh, I hope that's an in, I mean, when you got to pee, you got to pee. Yeah, I wonder, like, what decisions. Does it say? Oh, like, whatever she's going to do that day, what she's going to eat, if she's going to work out. She's going to put the Mohawk and. Yeah. Bones, you should let us make your decision. No way.

All the decisions. Like, think of how many decisions you have to make in a day. What should I do today, you guys? Sleep. Take a nap. All right. Thank you very much. Hit on the chick.

Hit on the chick. Hey, there you go. Anything anything you should do today? Give us raises. Oh, good one, Amy. You're the only one smart enough to make it about you. Hang it. I made it about us.

I said us. Give us. What else you got? Okay, so when did everybody take their first vacation with, like, a girlfriend in a relationship? Like, how long do you typically wait? I don't know that I ever have, like taking a vacation, vacation. It's called a vacation. A vacation.

Get it before all else's vacation? Yeah. So I have the ideal scenario. You should take your. first vacation 10 months into the relationship. But here's a warning. I do it before that. Sounds like a long time. Yeah. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like a legit vacation? Like going to Hawaii or something? I mean, Hawaii. I would think like going to a cabin like an hour away. Well, here's a warning sign. A lot of people fall in love on vacation. So if you take your bay on a trip, expect for her to fall back in love.

Yeah, expect for her to fall in love. And then speaking of love, Papa Johns is doing heartshund. shape pizza from now until Valentine's Day. So you can order that, and I think it's super cool. Like, if you're, like, wanting to do a night in, maybe get a bottle of wine, have a Papa John's heart pizza delivered, make a Caesar salad. That's pretty cute. All right. There you have it.

Thank you, Amy. Is that it? Yeah, maybe. That's my file. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Tell me something good.

In Oregon, there's a 10-year-old girl named Emma, and she adopted a dog, and she's like, I love this dog so much. And so she wrote these books. One's titled Nela's Adoption Adventure, and the other's titled Nala's Dog Training Adventure. And so she wrote them, and she did a big book reading at the Humane Society. And then she sold the books and raised thousands of dollars for the Humane Society. Oh, wow. That's amazing. Right?

How old is she? She's 10 years old. That's crazy. And good for the people, too, for going. Yeah. And listening and buying the books, too. That's what it's all about right there. That's Tell Me Something Good.

That was Tell Me Something Good. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bowles. All right, we are minutes away from Brooks and Dunn in the studio. There we go. Raymond, are they here? Yeah. They're here.

Brooks and Dunner in the building. We'll get the morning corny now. By the way, I was told yesterday, People like it when we do the investigate the morning corny. We won't do it all the time. Once a week, we'll investigate the morning corny and try to figure it out. So we'll do it right now, though. Okay.

Okay. There we go. The morning corny. What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day? What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day? Let's think about this. Farmers, tractors. Love.

What would be something like a tractor love or like crops? Tractor love? No, like, I'm saying like, I'm saying like I. I start associating things. Like corn. Like corn, like heart corn. Right? Like heart candy.

You said yesterday? Yeah, I said candy nuts. Candy nuts. Oh, candy nuts. Candy corn? Like crops. Okay, crops. Like.

Oh, candy corn. Candy corn. Dude, can we be merging lunchboxes candy nuts with candy corn? That's it. Candy corn. He's a farmer. I don't think that's it, though. Candy corn, though.

Candy corn, though. What's the joke again? I mean, y'all could, y'all sort of write your own jokes as this is happening. Yeah, yeah, we nailed one yesterday. We did. Yeah. What was it? You didn't.

No, what's the joke? Oh, what do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day? Yeah, dude, that's it. It's it. It's it's candy corn. It's candy corn. Is it candy corn? No.

Oh, I don't think so. That's not funny enough. Oh, it's more of a Halloween thing. You don't understand a joke. Yeah, you do it. Like, Halloween, that would be a Halloween joke. Okay. What do farmers give their wives on Halloween, candy corn?

Okay. Like, what if it's like, Sweet corn hearts? No, no. What if it's like wheat? Okay. What if it's like wheat love? We love each other.

Amy, we're out of answers. Okay, so what do farmers give their wives on Valentine's? Lots of hogs and kisses. Hogs. We didn't go animals. Idiots. Like old McDonald. Dang it.

Hogs and kiss. Come on. That's a good one, Amy. All right, there it is. Thank you. We won't investigate another one until next week. Okay. That was the morning corny.

The Friday morning conversation with Brooks and Dunn. They're not even in here yet. Well, that's kind of cool to hear that. But Brooks and Don are about to be in the studio. I know. Remember the last time I hung out with books? Yeah, Kicks Brooks. Remember when I told you that embarrassing story?

No, save it, though. I don't remember. No, I don't want to talk about it in front of him. Do not. What did you say to him? No. You were at dinner? Stop.

There they are That's not them It's like a surprise party It's not There they are There's Ronnie Nguer There's Kicks Brooks Come on

You people will clap In anything We definitely will But come on You guys have a seat Come on friends You work every day With this many people around

Yeah I'd be nervous We need a big staff I'm very nervous We're not very good I'm not very good alone So I got to have all Then it made me better

This is cool for me Listen I know that We've met I know that When do we see each other last At the In the Center In D.C., you know, near our nation's capital.

And so, but you guys have never been on my show. And that's pretty cool for me. It is. Pretty cool for us. Brooks and Dunner here. Kicks, you and I met, I don't know if you remember, but the first and second time I played the opera you were playing. And I went into your room and you're very nice to me.

That was you? That was me. I used to get on the radio and beg you guys to come in. What? And you guys, I said, didn't that, did not. What? So we should listen to the radio. I know.

Kicks, I would call your radio station and be like, hey, can Kicks. come over? And they would be like, no. And I was like, I don't care if we've worked for somebody else. He ever told me anything. I know. What's up with this project? Because I know about it. There are a couple songs out today. How do you feel when someone does like a celebratory project toward you, Ronnie? Like they made these songs. The two that are out today, Luke Combs is a brand new man. Kane Brown does believe. Like, how does that feel when someone celebrates you and makes your music? It's super cool, you know. And they started it. And to get in the studio with these guys, you know, and get to do it in real time.

In today's digital age, everybody's like, the guitars are going on across town. This, the drummers are over here, singers are over here, ones are over here. We all got in the same room and did it. Let me ask you a couple questions. I always want to know in my heart. Is that okay? Yeah. Can we do it?

Can I ask some Bobby Hart questions? Go. All right, because when I've spent time, I don't want to geek out, but now you're in my world. I can do whatever I want. It's like, welcome to Bobby's house. Okay, so you guys got together like 31 years ago. I looked it up, like exactly 31 years ago. Holy cow.

So you get put together, right? suggested that you guys should meet each other, right? So who makes that suggestion? And what's the first impression you guys have of each other when you meet? Well, Jim Dubois called us both up. He was starting the label Arista at the time, Nashville, with Clive Davis. He'd already signed Alan Jackson, so he didn't want another boy singer. He was trying to get one of everything.

Yeah? And he'd signed Diamond Rio. He'd signed Pam Tillis was his girl. Total formula. Yeah. And the judges were breaking up, so he was determined to get a duo. He needed a new deal. Exactly. And so, you know, he just said, we literally met at lunch over a bad enchilada,

and he pretty more or less offered us a record deal if, you know, if it worked out, if we could work together. He didn't really say that. He said, go away and write some songs, that we did as he came back. That same week we wrote Brandy Man and Next Broken Heart. That was Tuesday. We wrote those songs on Thursday and Friday, demoed them, and took him back, and he jumped up and down, and then he offered us a record deal. Okay, you're right, brand new man. Do you go, oh, we, this is something. Like, we didn't even know each other three days ago, but we were a brand new man. This is something.

We didn't know. We never know. You never know when you ride them until they become hits, I guess. I thought it was pretty good. Yeah. I really did, because, you know, and Ronnie had that idea. I'm a changed man, and it was my near miss on what if we changed that. But he already had the, I saw the light and I was baptized by the, you know, and Ronnie came

from Oklahoma. He hadn't been hanging out in Nashville for 10 years like me. So he had a lot of fresh ideas that I think we get bogged down. And it was fun. We wrote a lot of stuff early that I thought it had some good energy to it. Whenever boot scoot and boogie happens and the dance

blows up and everybody's... You know what? I actually learned a two-step to boot scoot and boogie. Like a big part of my life was being in Arkansas and this girl named Carrie Carter had the biggest crush on. I was like, I'm going to teach you how to two-step and the end electric slide, by the way. Both of them I learned to boot scoot and boogie at the same song. And so when the boo-skoo and boogie starts to be a thing, did you guys come up with

that dance? Did you guys know it's going to be a thing? Like, how does that whole thing happen? I wrote in Oklahoma, we played a big club there called Tulsa City Limits, and we'd sneak into the set late at night. But they were doing those dances. And, you know, the dance, all the line dancing and all that stuff was already up and going, you know, strong, you know, come in Texas. But down there, if you, if you play a song or do, or play any of the clubs, and they don't dance, and you're out. So we had to write songs that kept people moving.

You had to write. In turn, sold beer. Yeah, right? I've never been close to a line dance. We used to stand in front of the stage and go, mm-hmm, yeah. I'd do that. For two guys that don't dance,

like that was such a massive part of the song. Was the music video, man, I remember watching CFT? That was crazy. That's awesome. Can I just stand here and tell you how awesome you are for like 15 minutes? This is the best thing.

Am I geeking out too hard? It's fine. Keep it going. You ever do the thing where you yelled the wrong city? I think the worst mistake I ever made that way was we played the basketball Coliseum at Michigan State. And I was really disoriented walking to the stage. And I'm going, what town is this, though? I know we're at Michigan State.

But anyway, I just see their logo going to the stage and I'm going, okay, I got this. So you want to scream something when you go out there, you know, walked out there. And I go, how about you Trojans? It's just like, boo! I'm like, I know, I saw it was on the wall. You know, I'm Spartans. You know what I mean? Spartons are like, boo!

You know, no, you're not coming back, dude. It's like halfway through the show, they start to kind of clap and smile again. That's funny. Come on. So we started typing. We're on duct tape. You wrote the city on the ground, right? I swore I'd never have to do that.

Red Door Road. You both wrote that, right? I heard kicks did the heavy lifting. Does that mean you come in with most of the article? He jumped up on the bus one night after a show. And he said, I've got this idea. And did you have the title or whatever? And we started talking about it.

And I said, well, I grew up like in a rural route three and Elred of Arkansas kind of, you know, and we talked about a lot of that stuff. I'm not sure we didn't have the chorus, you know, well on its way. So funny how we remember this stuff. Yeah. Everybody who I saw Will, co-write with, have a different story.

I'll tell you what really happened with this time. After he does it. This is my life, and I'm sticking to it. And then I remember us having to take off and go. It was a long, long drive, like from somewhere like somewhere to Oregon. We landed in San Francisco, and we had a show in Sacramento at our coast. See, I'm in Oregon. You're on the other coast.

Okay. You're on the right coast. They're both over there. All right. So, anyway, there I am in Beijing. The buses take off. We go up the next morning, he kicks his buses parked out in front of us,

and I see him get out, and his hair is like, it looks like he's been through a freaking World War III or something, and stumbles up on the bus with his guitar, and he plays the song. The verse is like, good God. Bingo, you hit it.

Boom. You can tell. Done. So what really happened? Ronnie wrote down primarily those great lines from the chorus, on the airplane flying to San Francisco. He had Terry McBride with you. And he hands it to me and goes, what do you think of this?

I'm like, shit, that is great. And we had had this discussion about where we grew up and the Red Dirt Roads. And we had decided to name our album that, but we said we've got to write a song that goes with it. So I jumped on my bus. He jumps on his and we head for Sacramento. And I just grabbed my guitar, went to work.

We get there. Him and Terry go knock on my door and go, let's go get a steak. And I said, cool, but you got to hear this first. So I made him listen. And rare Ronnie Dunn for him, he went, I love it. That's freaking great. I went, what's wrong with you?

Let's go. Let's eat a steak. Drink a beer, all that kind of stuff. You know the song that, and I've often referenced on the show, we talk about songs that actually make you, like, physically cry or feel something. Cowgirls don't cry? Are you kidding me? Are you still?

If that thing comes on. Have you heard that, man? Look out in the audience and see big cowboy just like, oh man, start wiping tears away. That song still get, I've heard the song 10,000 times and I hear it again. And I don't know if it's

Riba being in a tube that pushes me over the edge, but are you kidding me? Then she sings it back after her dad dies. I'm like, are you kidding me? There were a lot of redheads that had a part in that. Terry McBride has a redhead daughter. I have two daughters that are redheads

and then Riba, The Riba factor in there as well. That song. And they're all under horses. That song, guys. I'm telling you. I don't know if I've said this yet. You guys are awesome.

Have I told you guys that so far? Just making sure. Page four. I think you check that one now. Page 7, tell them they're awesome. Listen, April 5th, the reboot record comes out. There are two songs out today. Luke Combs with brand new man,

Kane Brown with Believe. Brooks and Dunn's here. Let me say this too because we have a lot of listeners on our Vegas station. Reba, Brooks and Dunn together in the Vegas Coliseum at Caesar's Palace. And so the 2019 dates on sell now are June 26th, 28th, and 29th, and July 3rd, 5th, and 6th.

Appreciate it of both of you guys, like, individually. Because until the DC, I hadn't seen you guys together ever, but I appreciate you guys being cool to me. And yeah, thanks, guys. Cool, man. Thanks for doing this, I appreciate it. One more time. Oh, you guys are awesome.

I just want you guys to know. You're a big part of my growing up and loving country music in a small town in Arkansas. Damn, my hat's getting small. I'm telling you. Pay six. You're not out of here. This is it for me, man.

I can retire now. I've done it. I think this is like this, there's only a few people he geeks out on. And it was probably Garth. And Brooks and Dunn. Reba and Y'all. I mean, because you guys are what I literally grew up with. Like I, like this is my childhood.

Right here. What town in Arkansas do you grow up in? Well, I grew up in a town called Mountain Pine, which is 700 people outside of Hot Springs. But you know, as I do, you grow up in a small town in Arkansas, Oklahoma. You go everywhere. Yeah. So, nah. All right.

I'm going to let you guys go. You've been here a long time. I'd like to do a couple more hours, but we can't. Ronnie trying to walk out the door right now. No, I'm not. All right. I'm going to get out of your way. I feel like you got work to do.

Brooks, good to see you guys. Thank you guys. Thanks, Bobby. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, non-profit Christian University based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. They say higher education is outdated, irrelevant. Well, GCU doesn't settle for the status quo.

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I haven't done this lottery before. Gets his little penny out and starts scratching it. Wins $20 million. Wait, you can win on scratch-off. you can win like 20 million? Yeah. I thought scratchoff was just like, you know, a million maybe. A Chicago man hit a 20 million jackpot on the first scratch off ticket he ever played.

That's insane. He was pressured by a co-worker to give a $20 scratch-off ticket a shot. And he's like, okay, just to be quiet, I'll do it. The unidentified winner bought a 20-by-20 ticket. He will receive the tidy sum of $20,000 a week for 20 years. Are you kidding me? That is beautiful. That is so crazy.

Could you imagine? I can't. Yeah. I can't imagine. Yeah, I can. It's awesome to think about it. Well, I mean, I guess I can't imagine it, like, really, really happening. Oh, I can.

I'm imagining it right now. I just do anything. I mean, that's a game changer for sure. Wow. You know, we could talk about beginner's luck for a second. And if anyone's listening out there that's had some massive beginner's luck, like, first time, boom, it happened for you. I don't know what it is.

I can't say that. I've had a ton of beginner's luck. But give me a second to think about this. This guy, first time he grabbed a ticket, went to $20 million. Crazy beginner's luck. This guy at Chicago scratches off a lottery ticket wins $20 million the first time he ever picked up a lottery ticket.

Ashley in New York, beginner's luck, what'd you have? So this past year for my birthday, my grandfather got me a ticket, and I'm not ever a gambler, but I scratched it off and I won three grand. That'd be crazy. Then you have to feel like you can do it every time, right? Oh, I wish I could,

but I'm just too scared to spend that kind of money on the lottery. I mean, if you do it the first time and you're successful, I would think every time. My wife now, we went to Vegas when we were dating. She'd never gambled for. And I told her, here, just put $20 in a slot machine. So she put $20 in, and she was freaking out. Second spin won $330.

And she was like, I love gambling. This is the best thing ever. And if you've never lost, you don't know losing. It's my point with that. Second pull of the little lever, and she thought she had hit the jackpot. Ashley, in Texas, what's happening? Hi, Bobby. How are you?

Good. Thank you for calling. Tell me your story. So the first time I've ever tried to enter a chance to win anything was one year on my birthday. I had went downtown to like a festival that they were having and I entered to win a bike and I won. But the sad thing is, is the next day it was stolen. Oh, oh. Mom-womp. First win, first step.

Beginners luck. Both. Eddie have one? Yeah, well, you guys were there too. You guys always go bingo or whatever, and you invited me one time. And I won twice in one night. That's my first time ever to play bingo, too. The big story with us was we would go play bingo all the time, and lunchbox had never won, ever.

And he played more than anyone. I played at least once a week, and I never won. I played for like four years straight, and I never won. And I had won occasionally, but Eddie had never been. And Bobby invited me. Shows up wins twice. In one night. The first day.

Lunchbox was so mad. He was so mad. Not one congratulations from you that night. I remember it. Hey, congrats, man. I'm a little overdue on that, but congrats. I still hate it. Oh, it's so disgusting.

There is a study that says the bigger the ring, the shorter the marriage. Your thoughts? Before I break it down for you. Okay. Well, I guess I need you to break it down because I don't really see what the size of the ring would honestly have to do with the span of the marriage. The study from Emory University found that the more you spend on an engagement ring and wedding ceremony, the shorter the marriages. According to all the data they put in, if you spend more than $20,000 on your wedding, you're 50% more likely to get a divorce.

And they have it all broken down. Why? Ask me why. Why? Because the expensive weddings can lead to financial stress. Okay. Which ultimately, even if it doesn't then, starts to tear them apart. The good news is couples who do it cheap, they don't have that stress.

Yeah. Maybe they're not wrapped around and spending a bunch of money on things that really, if you can't afford, I could see, if you could afford it or maybe if, her dad is paying for it or her parents, then it's probably not that stressful. We should drop that in culture, that her parents have to pay for the wedding. No, I like it.

Yeah, I know you do. I love it. It's just an unfair thing because what if that family doesn't have money and they feel the pressure? Right. No, I agree. It can't be weird. But if her parents have the money, then, you know.

But most people don't have the money, is my point, to just throw, most people don't have the expendable income, just go, you know what, I got a wedding. I've been saving up. I wonder if that's a, like, right now we don't think about, our daughter getting married one day and we're not already saving for that. Like we're already saving for college for them and stuff, but not. Hopefully by then you don't have to do that anymore.

Not her wedding. Yeah, Bobby will become president and he'll outlaw. And I'll say no more of this culturally shifted, these money rolls. Grammys of this weekend, Best Country Album. Here are your albums up for it here. Let's do, let's see Brothers Osborne. They have Port St. Joe up. Ashley McBride has

Girl going nowhere Casey Musgraves has Golden Hour Here's Space Cowboy Chris Stapleton From A Room Volume 2 And Kelsey Ballerini has unapologetically

There you go Here's this one Nice the Grammys Amy Do you want to pick Who you think's going to win the album of the year? Oh man

That's so hard It's going to come down to Stableton and Casey right because the cool people will vote for the Grammys. Yeah. And also probably the best two records. The brothers Osborne, right? I know.

Me personally, the two I've listened to the most are Casey and Brothers Osborne. But, you know, everybody likes to vote for Stapleton because he's awesome. So you're saying, you know? No, of course not. Oh, like what you're saying? No. I said it came to me a dream. Oh, yes, yes.

Yeah, what was your dream? Well, my dream was the same thing that's always been. Because this guy is. The Casey record. Oh, that's because you listen to it. the time it's in your dream. I know. I know it's my dream.

And by the way, I'm not a Johnny come lately to this. No, no, you were early. As soon as it came out, I was like, this is my favorite record. Yeah. Favorite record, favorite record. Yeah, like way ahead. She's poised to have a huge Grammys. And if she does, I think it changes everything for her with the traditional country music

community who hasn't totally embraced her, dumbly. Because if she does, it's almost undeniable. Where people that are going, they don't know. Like, oh, yeah, here you go. So if she does have a big Grammy's, I don't know. I can see that shifting. Hopefully it does. I think Casey wins it.

I think Chris is a close one, though. Amy, go ahead. I'll go Brothers Osborne. Because TJ's your neighbor? Yes, right. Yeah, it is great. He watches your house. It's a good call.

He is good. Yeah, it's great. Lunchbox? I'll go Stableton. All right. Eddie? I think since Casey's performing, she wins it. Oh.

I feel like it's a like a little combo. You know, that's not always the case. I know. One of the most legendary stories is when, How Do I Live, when it was cut by Leanne Rhymes and Trisha Yearwood, right? And Trisha recorded How Do I Live for Country. Leanne Rhymes did it for pop in the movie,

and they had Leanne Rhymes get up and perform, and then right after that, they gave the Grammy of Trisha. Almost like, let's make it okay for everyone. It was the whole thing, yeah. Do we do a bobby cast on that? I think so, because I know that's a story for sure from you. Yeah, I know it. and I don't know how.

That's a big one. You know who's coming in next week as Trisha Yearwood. I'm not going to talk about that. But I hang on a Bobbycast. You won't bring that up? No, I would on a Bobbycast, but that's way more long form.

Gotcha. So yeah, yeah, yeah. There's that. Hey, Charlie in Louisiana, you're on the show. What's happening, buddy? Hey, Bobby, how you doing this morning? Man, I'm good. Friday, feeling pretty good, healthy.

What about you? I'm doing the same, man. Excited. It's Friday ready for a restful weekend. Yeah, what can I help you with? Hey, I wanted to know, did I miss or did Lunchbox guess what his surprise did? No, he hasn't. Now, I'm glad you asked Charlie because he hasn't guessed it, but I have to tell him by one week from today.

I know, I know. I'm waiting with everybody else. We're behind you, Lunchbox. Thank you. Well, it's not a competition, and I would have told him a long time ago if I would have been allowed to tell him. Now, what I'm doing is not telling him, for the sake of you, Charlie, the listener, because I want this to be the most entertaining segment when I do tell him on the air. I haven't been allowed to tell him yet.

It's been one of your better teases. Thank you. I'll tell you that. I think you. I often get in trouble for not doing enough teases. Because sometimes I'd just like to let the work speak for itself, you know? I'm just like, tease it. How about this tease? It's going to be good.

Sometimes our bosses don't like that tease. Like, stick around, but we have necks coming up is going to be good. They're like, that's not good enough tease. They're like, all right. Well, by one week from today, lunchbox, we'll know what the surprise is. Any guest, Charlie? No, I'm in the dark with lunchbox too, man. I've been trying to think what's going on this month.

What could it be? I'll tell you what, Charlie, how long can you sit on the phone? A few minutes. Okay. If you hang out, like, let me see my schedule here. You want to hear of tease? Okay. What are you going to do now?

Charlie, if you can hang out 10 minutes on the phone, I will tell you through the microphone. I'll walk in the other room and tell you on the phone and then not tell lunchbox. if you want to know. Oh, come on. Your secret is safe with me. But are you going to message, Charlie, you're going to message him and be like, Hey, lunchbox, it's Charlie in Louisiana. Do.

If it makes you feeling better, I don't even have social media, so I don't have a way to message them. Awesome. Where do you live in Louisiana? A little small town called rain. What's your social security number? No. All right.

Wait, Charlie said, hey, Lunchbox, I'm in this with you, and then now he's already just going to bring me. I mean, that was queer. I mean, that was queer. I mean, wow. Anything you want to say about it. that, Charlie? I couldn't, y'all were talking over each other.

Yeah, we get in trouble for that too. I said, Charlie, you said you had my back, you were in it with me, and you're selling me out that quick? Well, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, go ahead. But, you know, when given the opportunity for the goods, I, this is the problem with our government right now, guys. Yeah, right here, it's just in a microcosm, this is it. Okay, Charlie, if you want hang out, like, I have to do, tell me something to go

lunchbox, have the dance party coming up. But if you can hang out, I will tell you and you can tell our audience if it's a big deal or not. You got it. Okay. Don't hang up. There he is. Charlie, on line one, make sure he, if he hangs up, don't call him back because he doesn't

get to know. It may be like 20 minutes for him. Hopefully he doesn't accidentally get disconnected. Lunchbox goes in and hangs up. I'm going to go in there and tell him. I'm going to make something up. Except he doesn't know how to work the phones. I don't think.

Amy has a new podcast up today. Four things with Amy Brown. Yes. It is up today. Yeah, it is up. No way to issue yesterday. Yesterday. Yesterday it was still went up yesterday.

Every Thursday it goes up. What are the four things that you talk about separately in four different segments? We were talking about grace, red lips, like how to get that red lip. Something you need to be doing every morning to start your day off better. And then also a detox smoothie. A detox smoothie? Sounds like it tastes terrible. Just the words?

No, it's delicious. But, you know, maybe if you need to reset your body, this is a great smoothie to make. Well, thank you. It's called Four Things with Amy Brown. I encourage you to check out that podcast. It's time. for the good news. With lunchbox.

Stay home, it's not been good. Damien, Sean, Ricky, they've been friends since childhood. They live up in Delaware. They took a fishing trip down to Florida. They go out fishing. And then that night at the campsite, Ricky collapses. Has a heart attack. So Sean jumps in, starts CPR.

CPR. They call 911. He flatlines five times. But luckily because Sean gave him CPR saved his life until paramedics got there. And they had to use the defibrillator thing. 10 times. Wow. So he went flatline five times and they had to use him 10 times.

That's people not giving up. Yeah. That's what I hear. Like people going, nope, we're not giving up. They shot, Claire, 10 times. And he made it. Yeah, he made it. But they give Sean credit for starting CPR immediately

or else they don't think he would have survived. There you go. That's what's all about right there. That was Tell Me Something Good. Hey, so we have a guy named Charlie on from Louisiana. And Charlie called and said, hey, when are you going to tell Lunchbox his big surprise? and I said, well, we have to tell him by this time next week. So within the week, he will know.

And what's happened is, like three months ago, I was told, hey, something's going to happen. And I came on and I said, lunchbox, something's going to happen. And it's going to change your life. And Amy agreed, because I went to Amy first to say, well, lunchbox love this. And so Amy and I are also a part of this, but we think for lunchbox it would be a life changer. And I couldn't tell them because I couldn't say anything according to the people who are over me. they were like, can't say anything, but we've finally been given permission

in the next week to tell them. So, that being said, Charlie called and said, hey, what are you going to tell them? So what I did is I walked back to the phone room and I told Charlie what the secret is. So Lunchbox, this listener knows, and you don't know. Yeah, Charlie, who had my back for so long just sold me out.

But Charlie, what is it? Hey, Charlie, you and I talked in the back room, right? We did, we did. And I told, don't say what it is, but I told you what it was and you started freaking out a little bit, true or false? Sure.

Will Lunchbox love this? Absolutely. Absolutely. Did you, I should say, were you leaning the direction of what I told you or no? Choose your words wisely. I hear you stumbling around. Go ahead. Nothing was out of the realm of possibility, but it is a game changer for lunchbox. It is a game changer for lunchbox.

Now, Charlie, how do you feel being the only listener who knows the secret? It's an honor. Yeah, come on. It's a lot of pressure, though. You feel special? I want you to feel special. I do. I do. And it's safe with me.

Okay, repeat after me. I, Charlie. I, Charlie. In rain, Louisiana. In rain, Louisiana. Promise that I will not contact lunchbox. Promise that I will not contact my boy lunchbox. And tell him the secret.

And tell him the secret. For I sold him out on the radio. Because I sold it out on the radio. There you go. There is. Man, everybody's going to come. to Charlie at work today and be like, hey, what's the secret? And he's going to tell his whole office.

Charlie, I, Charlie. I, Charlie. Will not tell anybody the secret. We'll not tell anybody the secret. All right. Charlie, thank you for the call. Hey, y'all have a great day, guys. You're part of the group. Good luck, Larry. Thanks, Charlie. Is that a clue? Uh-oh. Good luck. Good luck. Hey, I appreciate you.

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How are you? I'm really good. What's up with you? Not much. I just love the positivity you give every day. It starts my day out and makes me go. Oh, thanks a lot. Appreciate that.

Is there anything you'd like to ask the show? Yes. I'd like to ask Lunchbox, how his baby's doing with the TV. If that's what it was when a couple weeks ago he had mentioned he wasn't feeling good. He had watched him that night and he didn't feel really good. Yeah. And has he said dad-dye yet?

A couple questions here. Let's Foxx has a newborn. How old? He's six months old. Is that still considered a newborn? I considered a newborn. Yeah. For him a newborn?

Newly. New-ish. Let's start with the teething. I wasn't teething. I just think he was having a rough night because dad was watching him and maybe I didn't feed him on time or something. But there was still no teeth. Like I feel in the inside of his mouth and you don't. feel any teeth coming through.

So it was just a one-night hiccup, and he doesn't cry really that much anymore. And then her other question was, has he said dad-dad. No, but I do read him books, and Jimmy Fallon has a little book that every word is dad-da. It's like a sheep, but you say dad-da. And so I try to get him to say dad-da, but he doesn't say anything. He just kind of, hmm, hmm, hmm. That's what he sounds like.

Diane? Yes. How do you feel about that answer? Oh, you know what? his heart will burst with pride when he says dada. I'm a grandmother of two, and I feel that same way with when I hear them say that too. What if he says mama first? No, he's not going to say mama first.

There's no way. My wife does say mama too. Like, mama. She tries to get him to say mama, and I say dada. So it's a competition, but we are strong in the dad-da camp. Hey, Diane, your kids, they say dad-da or mama first? They all said dad-da first. Yes.

But I'm a grandmother of two, and my grandson just said, Dada, about a month ago. And then my daughter kept saying, no, Mama, Mama, feed you. And he kept going, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad. Is that an easier thing to say with your mouth? Is that why kids say that first most of the time? I think so. I think so. What about Bobby?

Bobby. Go ahead, Diane. I'm sorry, what? A great tip for him. If he ever has a problem when he can't calm the baby down, Go in and get one of his wife's t-shirts or nightgowns and let him smell her. Put that on his shoulder. Let him smell her.

And that could come and down too. Huh, very interesting. I'll try it. What about smelling you? I mean, yeah. The dad is, I'm there too. Why doesn't he like my smell? I think mother's comfort more.

Okay. Mama. I think she's just biased because she's a woman, so she thinks the mom does everything right. Diane, thank you for the call. I appreciate you caring and asking the question. Thank you. All right, see you later. This guy named Michael Middleton, 43 years old.

He has addresses listed in Maine, but was arrested in New Hampshire for bigamy, which means he had multiple wives, married to multiple people. But they said they didn't know of them, the women. They're like, nope, we didn't know anything about this. So here you go. He was allegedly married to a New Hampshire woman, even though he was also married to a woman in Georgia, and he was also married to a woman in Alabama.

So they weren't living in one house. It's not like Big Love. Right. Where they're all... The women didn't know about it. That's crazy. Alicia Grant of New Hampshire says Middleton, whom she married in 2013,

scammed her out of $20,000. This is what it's all about right here. Money. Yep. This is a Netflix documentary in the making, and I can't wait to watch. He makes you feel special. Marries you,

drains your assets, and leaves. What's his name? His name is Michael Middleton. Dirty Michael. Dirty Michael. See it now. I call a muddy Mike.

Yes. The new podcast series, Muddy Mike. Wow, that is so terribly sad. Yeah, he's accused of being married at three different women in three different states. That's great. And he's still, but where would he like go? Well, I would imagine that he has a job

that he has to leave town for. That's what I would think. That's not only way you can pull this off. Right. Like your husband, for example. He can easily be living this life. Yes. Not to make that because he's a pilot.

Just his example. He's a pilot. He's gone a lot. He could absolutely have another wife somewhere. Military. Terry. I think he's in Afghanistan for 60 days. Right. He's in Tubelo. Right.

He's in Tubelo. He's in Tubelo with Nancy, you know? Yeah. Wow. So. Muddy, Muddy Mike. Muddy Mike. What a twist.

And that's tough to remember all the details about them. Yeah. You know, it's tough to remember, like, you have to know their lives. Yeah. You have to multiple cell phones. Yeah. He's obviously good. Yeah.

Well, and they probably, you know, The total temperature has to be right. There has to be something lacking with them. Oh, mm-hmm. Like Dirty John. Like Dirty John. The woman that, man, he found someone who was just so nice and forgiving. Yeah.

I'm not saying something is like bad or wrong, but something is missing that he can fill that void. Exactly. I did a bobby cast from my house last night with this songwriter named Laura Veltz. It's so good. I hope you searched it today. Search Bobbycast. But she wrote songs like speechless. with Dan and Shea.

And so... I'm speechless. She wrote Rich Marin Morris. I could use a love song with Marin Morris. I could use a love song that takes me back to... But it's really cool because, I mean, we talk about a lot of stuff too outside of music, like therapy. But she talks about speechless and it being her first, like, job security song.

And this is that clip. Speechless is my first job security song. where I can tell that even if I never write anything good from this day forth, I was like, this song is how I'm going to keep my lights on, like this kind of song. And, you know, at the end of your career, you've written hopefully like 10, 20, 30, whatever. But there's going to be three or four that people mention at the end of your life. And I have a feeling we just will probably be one of those.

She talks about Rich and how, you know, at first when Mary Morris put the song out, a lot of country program, they're like, this is not country. She was like, it's exactly country except for like a country. couple mentions of brands because it's like the perfect country song what it's saying here. You're not going to look back in five years and go like, ah, it was a number two. I mean, people know the song. The reason why I feel like I don't care is that that song has all the structure of a perfect country song. It is a song based on the blueprint of how a country song is written. And the fact that not everyone is going to hear that is totally fine.

Because Rich only got to number two. It peaked at two and not one. Anyway, check it out. The latest Bobbycast, episode 156 with Laura Veltz. I really enjoy the podcast there. There you go. Amy's podcast is up today. This weekend, if you're just craving some of us. Yeah, craving any more. I can't take any more of us, but if you can, it's up there. Thanks for hanging out. Thanks for checking it out. Wherever, IHart Radio, wherever you listen to your podcasts. Amy's this is called Four Things with Amy Brown.

The Bobby Bones Show. Bones. Here you guys choose what we talk about. We can talk about either crowdfunding weddings or we can talk me have a dating app story which one would you like to hear? It's up to you guys Amy You go dating an app You go dating app?

Okay dating app I'll make it easy So you know I dig on the dating app a little bit And do the swiping a little bit And so I match with someone I don't match with a lot of people

I don't think I give a good impression First People just see first picture And they're like nerd Right I have to wear people down That's what I feel like with girls No one looks at me and goes

That's somebody I like to make out with You know Isn't that what a dating app is? He's look and go. So I match with somebody. Doesn't happen often. And then what you do is you can go to their Instagram and go and like stalk them. Right?

Everybody's with me? Yeah. That's healthy. Okay. Thank you. That's what everybody does. Right, Morgan, number two? Like, as soon as you do, you go and you like look up their live story on Instagram.

Yes. Thank you. So I'm looking up, and I see one of our friends in a picture with her. And I'm like, well, I don't know this girl I matched with us, but she's in a picture with one of my friends. So I screenshot it and text it over on our friends. And I'm like, hey, what's story? and my friend's like, run.

Do not. No way. Yeah. She's like, do not, like, as fast as you can, get away. And I was like, really? She was like, no, don't do it. And so I'm going, do I trust that? Well, I'm...

Because I kind of trust a friend. Okay. Well, yeah. It's a reference. Why do you only kind of trust a friend? Well, I'll tell you, here, look, that's a friend. Okay. Would you trust a friend?

Yes. Okay. See, me too. Okay. Question. Go ahead. Is the friend single? Yes, Eddie. Is my friend single?

Yeah. Yeah, she's single, huh? Yes. Because the friend could be saying, oh, run, and then come to me. You think that's an option? No. No, it's not an option. Mama.

No. If anybody ever said, come to mama to me, I think I would throw out. Are you a run? Come to mama. Yeah, no. That's not what's happening. Okay, well, that's interesting. What is your pick?

My. I'm curious now what your picture is. You want to see my profile picture? I'm switched it up a few times. Do you like in my whole profile? Yes. Okay. I switched it up a few times because I don't get many people that like me.

So I think it's a picture's problem, not my face. It's my face, right? So this is the one I'm using now because I'm smiling it. It's a picture I'm holding the I Heart Award. Okay. I don't know. I don't know that you should have a picture of yourself in an award. I don't think people know that's an award.

I think it just looks like a statue. Okay. Here, click the button and you can see all my picture. Fair. Morgan number two's lap Listen I'm not claiming I'm not claiming I know what I'm doing here Okay you have two girl

I mean I don't know Morgan number two Are you with me on this? Haters and Al Okay I'm with you I think we should take the award off Bobby Okay go ahead I just like the picture

I'm smiling and I look clean Okay then crop it to just your face And get rid of the award Oh my goodness Okay hit the play button there What I don't know how to work this Just hit the screen

Okay Is it gonna play Is it doing anything Okay there you guys It has music Yeah go ahead There's all It just shows a bunch of pictures.

There's nothing shirtless. There's nothing, anything. But you can look at those pictures. And that's what people see. What you think? Amy's looking at it. Smiling ear to ear. Okay.

Would you swipe me? Yeah, but you need to change that profile pick. Is that the profile? Yeah. And then they click on that. That's kind of cute. That's kind of cute. You need more of you with like kids and stuff.

No, because it looks like a profile. have kids. No, we'll do it with my kids. So, a white person going to have black kids? You do? Well, I know, but I don't think, oh, so you have some random kid on there and I was like, oh, that's a cute picture. That's what we think you do. Random? When I have a random kid? I have a random kid. Look that picture off now. Let me take a look real quick. That's Sharna. That's not a random. But Sharnas on there,

but oh, no, no, because it's a kid that says all I want for my birthday is to meet Bobby Bones. Oh, okay. It's a good picture. It went so fast, I didn't read the shirt. So that's another thing. She might think that's your kid. Okay, I tell you what, you guys can have it. I'm just trying to help you out. I know. So you don't like that main pro? You guys don't like the main profile?

Listen, this is just, I just, I just picked it because I look friendly. Okay. I don't know a red carpet holding your award. I'm not right.

You can't tell it's a red carpet. You know too much to know what that picture is. Okay. I'm just going to go ahead and say for anybody out there who's won an award. What if I was holding a Grammy?

Would that be cool? That'd be awesome. I'm flexing. Or an Oscar. That's a flex. Okay. Check out my podcast award. All right.

Never mind. Do you have an American Idol Picture in there? Yeah. Like with you and Lionel No, no, no, I'm just at the table. Linell? Because that'd be cool

Because some girls do that Where they have a picture Unless they're meeting, they're thinking they're going to hook up with Lionel. They won't though. They're like, oh man, I can match with Lionel. Yeah, that can mess with you a little bit. Okay, you guys dig out and find me a better profile picture.

Okay. Maybe just some normal ones. I feel so attacked right now. I feel so attacked right now. A lot of them, you had some good ones, like the one of you holding that emoji by your pool. the emoji float. That was like real life fun.

A lot of those are work ones where you're... That's what I do in work. Well, I know, but you also like need to show just... Fakeness? Not fakenness. Oh, I found the perfect picture for you. Let me see. What is it?

What is it? The book cover. Oh gosh. No. I mean, that's not bad idea. That's a great idea. It's a horrible idea. No, it's perfect.

Why? Because then they see a picture of you and they also see, man, he's an author. That's pretty impressive. And it says New York Times best seller on it. I mean, that there's a lot about you. In one picture. Is that a bigger flex than the I Heart Award? Yes.

No, I would be like, you would, I would be surprised if you've ever got a match if you had your book cover. I rarely get in any way, is it? Okay. But thank you. You guys, Morgan number two, Amy. On it. Not collectively, separately. Find me a picture you would use as my profile.

I'll send this over to you guys. Okay. Everybody can find one, all right? Nice. And we'll post them online. Maybe Monday or so. Lunchbox, how do you feel about crowdfunding a wedding? Like you ask for money, like, hey, help us out.

People are stupid enough to give you money, then yes, do it. Like, I mean, I do not understand why people would donate, but if people are stupid enough, go for it. The question is, is it cool to crowd fund, or is it tacky? I mean, if it gets paid for, you're smart, but people that give money are idiots. You wouldn't give money. I would never give money to anybody on a crowd fund for, oh, you want to make a movie, you want to have a wedding. Oh, I want to make a potato salad. No, I'm not giving you money for that.

Go out and get a job. There's a couple getting married April 27th. They are $6,000 short on what it's going to cost. So they've put up a GoFundMe asking their guests to help pay for the wedding instead of giving them gifts. So far they've raised $1,200. But they've also made a bunch of random people on the internet furious

about having the nerve to crowd fund for the wedding. By the way, if you're getting mad at something like this, you need real things to get mad about. Yeah. Your life must be pretty good if you're getting mad about dumb stuff. Well, yeah. I mean, lunchbox is kind of... I'm annoyed.

The people that gave $1,200, they're the more... It's bad. I mean... Where is the father in this situation? I don't believe the father should be paying for the wedding of the bride. My point is, if stuff like this is bothering you, you aren't bothered by enough real-life things. No, that's real life. No, no.

I would never look at this and spend more than one second on it. It doesn't affect me. Would I ever do it? No. But am I bothered by it? Nope. I don't know that I wouldn't do it. I'm not against it.

What is tacky to one person? Tacky one person I didn't use the word tacky Look at my shoes today Let me show my shoes today I know they're pink Yeah I already know some

I was like Those are super cute Or are they super tacky Oh those are tacky They're very cute And very girly These are off white pink

What does it say on there Foam? Yeah Oh it says off white Yeah Off white Yeah All the off whites have that on it

Oh that's a thing Yeah So some people would think That those are tacky I can post a picture On my answer story I'll put cool or tacky. My point is, who cares? It's my life. Yeah, they make you happy.

That's right. And if they want to get married and they're short and their friends want to give them money, good for them. Good for their friends, too. I like that people are giving them money. If you have it, why not give it to something that's going to make somebody feel good? Why not just cut down on the wedding? They probably already committed to the stuff. Like what? Yeah. Anyway, I saw that. Tacky or cool. Amy, you have to pick one? You have to pick one? You have to pick one, though? No, you're being mean. This is. You have to pick one, though? No, you're being mean. This is. is rude. It might be a tacky? Yes, you're being tacky because it's not cool.

But I don't want to say it's tacky. Morgan number two, tacky or cool? If you're forcing me. If you're forcing me. Tucky. Lunchbox? It's absolutely tacky. And their quote is,

their quote is on their GoFundMe page. Oh, you went there. Yeah. We are not asking you to pay for our wedding. We've paid for two thirds of it, but we can't afford the last third. No, that's the exact definition of paying for the wedding. Like, you can't afford it.

You think about giving them a dollar and writing them a note? Like, is it worth a dollar? to put your message up there. I mean, Bobby, would you be okay if someone was like, here's my credit card bill, go fund me? Because they could put their wedding on their credit card and then we pay them back. I would be okay with someone going,

hey, do you mind helping me out? Because all I can do, I can say no, I don't get angry. Yeah, I mean, I'm not angry. No, I'm not angry. I'm not angry. I had a friend invite me to his destination wedding in November. Did you guys get invited to this?

No. Eddie, I think you will, Eddie. Because our friend met his wife at a raging idiot show. Oh, yes. And he's like, I'd love for you to come. And this is one of my friends. That's like on a Thursday in Mexico.

What? Two things I'm not fond of. Weekdays in Mexico. And Mexico. Well, you need to start doing things outside of your comfort zone. On Thursday. Is there a radio station in Mexico that we can broadcast out? Yeah, it's fine.

But yes, it's a day. We're global. I'm going to go. So you're going. I have to go. You're going to a destination wedding. Hear it now. Bobby Bones is going to.

to a destination wedding. I'm pretty sure I've heard you say you will never do that. Never say never. Are you going to officiate? I don't think so. Who is it? I hope Eddie and I go together and we play it. That'd be great. What if we wrote a wedding song? I would love that. A funny wedding song. We played at the wedding, huh? Yes.

The raging idiots are back and I think two weeks were putting out our first song in over a year. That's Eddie and my band. You want to write it down? Yeah, because I don't know who you're talking about. I wonder if I could say it. Yeah, you can say it. Oh, it's signs. Mike signs. Oh, okay. Oh, oh. He asked for my dressed the other day. Oh, so maybe we're all going to go. I don't know. That would be so fun.

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and we have to shave her hair off. Well, let's start with your daughter. Okay. Why does Hair Day take hours? Well, because she gets braids. I don't know if we're doing just straight braids or any extensions or anything, but yeah, it's a really tedious, long process.

And then we got a Labradoodle a few months ago and I didn't realize you'd have to brush their hair every day. Oh, you do? Yeah, I had no clue because I'd never had one before. Would that have affected you getting it? We rescued her. No, it's amazing because she doesn't shed. I love her.

But again, it's not like I researched this dog and wanted it. It's just what we got. And she has basically dreadlocks now. So she's going to have to get entirely shaved. Oh, wow. And then we'll have to start over and then I'll have to brush her every day. So lots of hair stuff this weekend. What about you?

I have a birthday party this evening. Oh, fun. Yeah, at 5.30 at Top Golf. Cool. I guess I should stop saying where I'm going to be exactly all the time. Because I found myself doing that because I just felt like, who cares? Like, no one's going to come in. Yeah.

But, yeah. What time? Where? Yeah, exactly. Because Morgan number two and I went cycling to a cyclist and I was like, here's where we're going to be exactly when in case. Anybody wants to come murder me. That's what it feels like.

Yeah, I have a birthday party that I'm going to go to for a little bit. That's fun. Yeah, I have a meeting about a new podcast on the podcast network I have today. I got a couple meetings. It just mostly work, but then at 5.30, I go to a birthday party. And the weekends, I got to, yeah. Starting that weekend at 5.30. That's good.

Yeah. Good for you. When that quitting whistle hits. That's right. It's 530 somewhere. Let me encourage you to check out the new Bobbycast with Laura Veltz, a really crazy awesome songwriter. Here she is talking about Speechless, which she wrote with Dan and Shea being job security.

Speechless is my first job security song where I can tell that even if I never write anything good from this day forth, I was like, this song is how I'm going to keep my lights on, like this kind of song. And, you know, at the end of your career, you've written hopefully like, 10, 20, 30, whatever. But there's going to be three or four

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