The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby Gets Gassed At The Dentist

Episode Date: June 16, 2017

Bobby's reaction to being gassed at the dentist, slam poetry trivia and Eddie takes heat for being a "bad dad" Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Bobby Bones, everybody. We're transmitting across America. This show. Good morning, good morning, and welcome to Friday's show. And good morning, studio. Oh, man, people already on the phone want to talk. Mike in Fort Wayne, Indiana. Mike.

How are you? I'm good. It's early. Living the life of a radio superstar. No superstar wakes up at 3 in the morning. That's a joke. What do you got? Hey, you had a segment a while back about a woman who had seen a whole bunch of concerts.

And you have lunchbox who's going out and tracking down and watching these. teen mom girls. Yes. I just wanted to let you know that it is in absolutely every father's opinion that lunchbox is creepy. Okay, so let me reset this. We got some things to mention here.

Lunchbox talked to a girl at Eric church concert who'd been to over 20 shows and he's like, that's creepy. Mike here from Fort Wayne, sounds like a good fellow, by the way, Mike. I can tell you, sound like a good guy. You're making the point that if lunch wants to call someone creepy, maybe he should look in the mirror

because he's obsessed with teen moms. Absolutely. I think it's a fair point. Judges? Yes, fair point. Okay, thank you. No. I thought we were going around the room.

I object. Oh, go ahead. Is that what you call? I'm not, I'm not, they're not teenagers anymore. They're in their 20s. When you love the show, when you love the show, they still love them now. You fell in love with them as they were teenagers. No, no, no.

I watched him and as they grew into a dog. That's just sounds so bad. Like, listen back to yourself. Yes. Hey, listen, Mike. We've been creepier. Yes, yes. It's like looking at your daughter's friends.

as they grow up and thinking, wow, when she gets 18. Mike, I don't know how you think. I think it's got a point. Hey, listen, Mike, appreciate you. I appreciate you. Thanks, buddy. Recognizing people doing cool things. It's ICU.

Hmm, 21-year-old Shelby Hennick went to see her grandma in the hospital. Donna is her grandma's name? Uh-huh. And she was hospitalized after a negative reaction to medication that she takes. and she was so upset because like her best friend is her dog Patsy The grandma and the dog They're hanging out all the time

Hours and hours a day So, and I'm not advocating that people do this But she was having a real hard time Without her dog Yeah So the granddaughter smuggled Patsy the Pomeranian in By swaddling her wrapping up like a baby And I was like da-da

Walking my baby into the hospital Like held up against the chest Got in and like her blood pressure went down I can't I'm not saying Take animals into the hospital If you're not supposed to But I'm saying this one worked out just fine so I don't mind sharing it and it's a good story.

So I see you for smuggling in the pomerangie. No, no, no, no, I see you for making your grandma's life better. You know what I mean? Love it. Yeah, there we go. Thank you. I see you. The Bobby Bone Show. Big Three Stories.

It's producer Raymond. Those two fugitives who escape from jail in Georgia have now been captured in Tennessee. Cops got them after a car chase. So that's really good news. In Wisconsin, a blimp caught fire near the U.S. Open golf tournament injuring the pilot. it. Luckily, there wasn't anyone injured on the ground. And finally, keep voting. Get Bobby in the Radio Hall of Fame. Come on, let's go. RadioVote.com.

How about this story? Saw this in the news. A Florida man suing his friend because he misled him about the value of a lottery ticket that was a million dollars. So he says, scratched it and knew he won, didn't know how much. And his buddy went to cash it in. His buddy didn't tell him what it was. Kept most of it. Oh, my goodness. That, okay, that headline I was thinking, okay, how did he do this? But, whoa, that's shady. So now he's sued to get it back. No.

Yep. Hey, dance party comes up in about 40 minutes. Here's a high school football player banned from graduation. They toilet papered at this place, right? And the principal was like, hey, who else did it? It won't tell. And so they banned him. And it's like, I'm not telling.

That's legit. Right? Like, legit. That's solid. I trust this guy with anything now. And he's banned for toilet papering? He's one of the line. on the football team.

Wow. Suspended three days, not allowed to walk in high school graduation. And he said, the principal was more upset that he wouldn't tell on his friends. But he didn't.

It's a roll draw. I bet at home the principal's like, yeah, that's what's up. You shouldn't tell. But at school, he's like, you're suspended. I bet you he has to go. He'll go back,

get walked to graduation. I hope so. Oh, of course. If you're listening in Fort Wayne, Indiana, shout out, I'll be there in a couple weeks. My stand-up comedy tour. Bobbybonescom.

Not a lot of tickets left. If you're not listening on Fort Wayne, you're going to drive to Fort Wayne. Love to see you there too. All right, time for your Friday positivity. We go around the room. We all share a story with you.

We hope it makes you feel positive. It's called Tell Me Something Good. I'll go first. A South Carolina Sheriff's deputy drive down the road. She's a car strained. Obviously pulls over to make sure she's okay. She's in a wedding dress.

She's got to get to the wedding. Her car broke down. He says, get in the car, I'll take it. Wow. Drives to the wedding, please car. And then goes back and makes her. sure our car is okay. Yeah. Like, take care of that too because it's her wedding night. Yes, you got to get there.

Isn't that crazy? So, that's all. I just thought that was cool. It's not like a big thing, but it's a little thing that made me smile. I like to smile. Do you guys like to smile? Yes, I do. I mean, I'll ask you guys that in a while. Everybody liked to smile? Yeah. All right, cool. Amy? Okay, this is pretty cool. Duke, the dog,

was picked up by a tornado and thrown around, the owner said, just like a rag doll. But it's okay. Duke survived. Underwent some surgeries. And now the dog is back home. Duke the dog. I thought when the tornado picked him up, he's going to be gone forever, but no, he's back. It's sad. It's not sad. I mean, he took off.

Yeah, but he's back. This is great. The family thought he was gone, and now Duke is recuperating at home. Probably got some PTSD. Big time. Post-traumatic stress dog. Can you imagine getting picked up by a tornado? Not forgetting that.

Well, there's doggyz annex, maybe. Well, you trust me. I know my dog takes it. Taking more of my stand-up act here? Maybe we need to get some. Another one. Another one. She came to my stand-up show and all she's doing, like, throwing jokes back at me from my own show.

You talked about that before. It's two days in a row now. Go ahead. Lunchbox. 20 years ago, Anthony lost his sight because of a degenerative eye disease. So he is the first person to get a bionic eye now and they gave him these special glasses. And he can see again. Yeah, I saw that.

That's great. What up? That's awesome. That's awesome. a lot better than Duke the dog. What? No, we're not comparing stories here. I think it's all just...

I'm glad Duke's alive. I just would be... If I were Duke the dog and I got picked up by a tornado, I'd be hard to forget. Like, I'm serious. Like, I wonder if dogs have sort of PTSD like after they get attacked or if they... Oh, yeah.

You see them get timid. Like, if something's happened to them, they shy away, get timid or cow or down. Thank you all for the stories, by the way. This has been another episode. Sounds great. Tell me something good. Bobby Bones. Bobby Bones show.

Stephanie's on in Cedar Rapids. Hey, Stephanie. Hey, Bobby. Good morning to you. Good morning to you. What's going on? Very excited that I won, or I bought, excuse me, first row tickets to your Bobby Bone Show,

then Cedar Rapids, Iowa. Oh, yeah, I'm coming to do stand-up there in just a couple weeks. I know. You're in the front row? Front row. Do you have your poncho from a watermelon act when I slam the watermelons? I hope you don't throw anything at me. I'll take it.

I don't throw anything at you, but I will see you. I appreciate that. That's coming out. That's Cedar Rapids show. and I got to tell you, Amy, I'd never been to Iowa. I have not. I can't wait to go. It's just humongous theater sold out in like three minutes.

And Stephanie's going to be in the front row. Front row. Man, Stephanie. Yep. Well, just let me say this. And I mean, this was all my heart. I appreciate you. Yeah, there we go.

I'll be in Fort Wayne, too. Everybody listening to Fort Wayne, Bobbybonescomedy.com. I've been off the road. Yeah. I've been out for a few weeks. It's been weird. Had CMA Fest. So we had to stay in Nashville

But I could watch the Predsplay But then I watched them lose It's a whole thing, right? It's like yin-yang You got the itch? Oh, yeah I don't know what to do with myself I sit there and I'm writing

a second book and I sit there And I'm just like I don't like I just keep the golden girls on Because it depends on what day it is Golden Girls all day Sunday Yeah Reba's on I watch Reba a lot I just keep it on the TV

And then I'll write for a long time And then I'll watch like a master A Nunn episode on Netflix Like 30 minutes And then go back I haven't started Orange is the New Black yet. Anybody started it? No. House cards haven't started it yet. Anybody?

Yes. And? And, I mean, I don't know if it's losing it or it just doesn't. It seems too realistic now. No. It's like you're watching a documentary. It used to be so crazy and you're like, what is happening? And now you're like, oh, okay, wow. Wait until Wednesday. Yeah.

Bobby Bones show. Bonehead. Story of the day. This story comes to us from West Palm Beach, Florida. A man was out walking his dog when his dog decided to use the restroom in another man's yard. So the guy comes out, gets angry, and what's he do?

I don't know. Send me up. Because the guy doesn't pick up the dog. Yeah, yeah. He throws it in his face. Picks it up and throws in his face. I'm guessing. What is it?

He pulls out a knife and stabs the dog owner in the hand. What? Not the direction I was going. Wow. What? Dane. Yeah. He was arrested and the guy had to go to the hospital.

No word on if the dog waste got picked up or not. Mine doesn't sound so bad, boys. After that one. Wouldn't that lady threatened me and my dog? Tell me more. I was walking her at the park and she was on rollerblades and my dog does not like the sound of skateboards, rollerblades, whatever. And she rollerbladed by and my dog just started barking.

Pretty fierce. She's a Rottweiler, but nothing was going to happen. And she goes, you're lucky I don't have a gun. Cool. And she's skated by. Can I say fairly, you are lucky she didn't have a gun. Yeah, you are. Like, if you agree with her or not, you're like.

She didn't have a gun. I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, come down. That's crazy. Did you like bite her and you didn't tell us? No. On Wednesday's show, we talked about dads and dads changing diapers. And I haven't getting lit up since that segment. Because Eddie said he changed probably four or five.

What are they saying? What are they telling you? Just on Facebook and Instagram for the last two days, I mean, I have people on the phone that still want to talk about it. Oh, no. Because Eddie said, probably four or five diapers ever. Definitely less than you. and 10. And he has two kids.

That's a loss of diapers. They're older now, thank goodness. Older, they're nine and three. They're not into college. No, I just mean they're no more diapers for us. Dude, that was a tough time. No. Amy looked up a stat that said each baby's about 4,000 diapers.

How did I get away with that? That's awesome. Like, how cool is that? Your wife. I know. It's like she took pride in that, though. She was just like, I got it. No.

I think you got in trouble after the segment, and now his tone's changed of it. Sometimes she would be mad at me like, come on, change a diaper once in a while. But I'd be like, okay, I will and then I'd never do it. What? Yeah, dude, you don't understand. It's disgusting. Yes, I do understand. Oh my gosh, man up.

That's what I would say. That would not fly in my house. I'm sorry. Michael in Murphsboro, Tennessee, hey, Michael? Hey, what's up, man? What would you like to say to Eddie? All right, Eddie. I've got eight kids, man.

Oh. And I change diapers. Hope until today, I saw Eddie's father of the year, man. Love what you do. kids. He'll respect you, though. But, dude, you've got to change diapers, man. You've got to take some of that stress off the old lady. Yeah, tell you what, if I have another kid, I'll change diapers,

but that's probably not going to happen. You're not having a kid. I know, that's why I can say that. Oh, stop. Hey, Michael, appreciate you, buddy. I appreciate you. Thanks, fun. It's sort of impressive, Eddie. Brian and Austin.

Hey, Brian. Hey, what's up, Bobby? Are you changing diapers every day, you think? Yeah, I'm slaving it. That's sorry, dude. It's terrible. I'm the one supposed to call Eddie Allen. Eddie. How you help make those kids, right, man?

You got to be changing more than just 10 out of two years. How old are your kids, Eddie? No, they're 9 and 3. They're done with diapers. They're over that. Yeah. You got to be doing more than 10 diapers in your whole lifetime. Could you tell these guys how disgusting it is, though?

How gross is it? Well, like, see, I think I saw a deal on Facebook one time. Like, that was literally, like, throwing a, up almost like every time he whites it's not that bad man sometimes it is though sometimes Eddie you don't know sometimes you're going to ask Eddie

One out of the four that I did was really bad I'll tell you that All right hey Brian appreciate you You buddy appreciate you I appreciate you Bobby All right buddy there he is I think let's say I'm moving off this It's been sitting for two days

Yeah let's move on That's your bad dad though dude You're just bad dad What I will do is I will read a song in a dramatic form. Oh boy. Like a slam poem. You have to name what country song it is.

Oh, cool. Okay? Yeah. I like this. Okay. There we go. Got a girl from the south side. Is it Eddie?

I mean, let's write it down. I'm in the middle of a performance. I'm in the middle of a performance over here. My bad. When you go to your slam poetry session, do you ever interrupt the person? Never. Sorry.

I should have known better. Let me do it again Got a girl from the south side Got braids in her hair First time I seen her walk by Man I about fell about my chair

All right Amen Man for the wind Is easy Don't look at my paper Eddie Amy Sam hot body like a back road Lunchbox

Body like a back road Eddie body like a back road Daddy like a back road That's right there Got a girl from the south side Got praising it. Like that one? This sounds like

already like slam poetry. Yeah, it's good. Okay, thank you. Ready for this one? Yeah. Been up since the crack of dawn. Just trying to get paid.

It's been hotter than 100 suns. I can't find no shade. I'm in. I'm in too. Keep going, though. Just two more roads. I'm good to go Yeah I'm shutting

This tractor down I'm in for the win Amy Dirt on my boots Matchfogs The weekend Eddie Dirt on my boots

There you go I've been up since a cracker dawn Just trying to get paid Been hotter than a hundred sons I can't find no shade All right Name that slamp home They're like, hey, who that there?

With the shades like, oh, the way you move to the base, hold up. Wait, hold on. How long is this spinning from the second you walked in here? Because you look good. What? I'm in. I'm in. A little bit more.

Yeah, yeah. Keep going. Go ahead. Encore. They're like, hey, who that there? Who that there? Who that there? That's do that.

I'm in, I'm in, I'm in. Let's go to lunchbox first, because if he missed it, he's eliminated. Lunchbox? Whoa, whoa, whoa. Black. What? Eddie. You look good.

Amy, what do you have? You look good. I don't even know the words of that. That's good. There you go. Co-winners. Co-winners. Yes, Amy and Eddie are there.

Oh, yeah. Congratulations, Tiva. Thank you. Thank you. A slam, oh. Oh, yeah, I got to play your winning songs. Our first winner, Amy. She goes again

Our second one ready Thank you all Bobby Bones If you're first born You're more successful Just generally speaking It's what it says Dang it

Why? Because I was last born I was last born I was middleborn Wow So none of us are first born And we all work for the man that was first born Oh Bobby you were first born

Yeah there you go I know of course What do you mean here we got Another study that's right I'm reading I didn't know everybody fell into their... So you were last born of how many Amy?

Well, with my parents, I was last born of two, but my dad has four kids total, so I have some half. Your dad's tossed around some numbers. Yeah. Four kids. How many marriages? Four marriages. And now he's working on a girlfriend.

They're not going to get married. Pretty cool. Baller. They won't get married, but I mean... What do you mean they won't get married? They're not going to get married. Why? Because they're older.

I don't think it's... It's just more of a companionship, if you will. and you don't think they'll get married? What if she's pregnant? She's like, she's... Miracles happen. I don't know if she would want me to say her age per se, because she's a young at heart, let me tell you.

Over 70? She's over 80. Yeah? Wow. You never know. You're right. Technology nowadays. You never know.

So, okay. You have two older. You have an older brother and older sister. Yeah. And Eddie have an older brother. Right in the middle. Little sister. Dang.

Look at me. And what do you got, Bobby? Oh, I'm rolling the roots. Yeah. I got a younger sister Well, wait a minute You want to go down The real family tree?

Yes I got a half brother I don't know I got a real sister I got two Wait one Step sister They used to

I got like five or six Running around In some former fashion And I'm the oldest of all them And that half brother Is he look like you? Yeah that's the one It's weird

Met him online Like I don't know My biological father And so I was online I was like Let me see here I looked them up

I was like, holy cowley does look like me. It was my real brother, like half-brother. It was his kid from another woman. I never met him. And then I was like tiny. So you look like your dad, your biological man? Yeah. Wow.

Yeah. Interesting. Creeping, creepily. Because I'll go look. He has a Facebook page because sometimes he likes to fight with me on Facebook. Which is weird because I don't know him. And so I go look at that Facebook page and I have before it. And I'm like, man, that looks just like me in like 20 years.

That's crazy. It's crazy. But Eddie looked just like your dad. But your dad's round. Yeah. I mean, yeah, he's far away, but yeah. Yeah, I mean, like, dang. What did you say?

Because at least he's around. I mean, he makes a good joke. No, no, it wasn't a joke. You see him. Yeah, I see my dad. Yes. Oh. I remember Bobby being like, well,

stalked my dad on Facebook and he's got all his hair, so that's good. Oh, yeah. He's just looking at the positive. Yeah. Oh, yeah, I went all the way over the page and was like, let me see here. And I was all, like, sad.

And I was like, there's a guy. Got other kids. He probably has more kids. I don't even know if it's anymore. But I was like, well, bright side he has all his hair. All right. Yeah. Anyway.

Oh, man. Air looks good. Thank you. Bobby Bonson. Here we go. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd skinny. So this is pretty cool.

Lindsay L. is going to be making her late night debut on Tuesday night. That's June 20th. She's going to be on Jimmy Kimmel Live. Yeah, she is. It's pretty awesome. Yeah, I saw I posted it yesterday. I knew it was happening.

You have inside sources? Yes, very interesting. high tones. But yeah, so she's going to play. So she's playing with the band and she's going to play like six songs in and out. And it's a whole thing where she plays the whole show, which is cool. Yeah, good for her. How about that? She's a taste of country said she's the best guitarist of country music. She's not the best guitarist of country music. Sorry, they said one of the. Yeah. And she's the best female guitarist country music. She's not the best. Listen. I know even she wouldn't say that. Like, I'm dating Lindsay and she's not as good as Keith Irwin or Brad Paisley. Okay, fine. I said one of the best. I just forgot the one up part. That's a big thing.

She's a fantastic musician. Yes. But yeah, it's really cool. And I love Jimmy Kimmel's my favorite. I've said it before. Of the late night host, he's the best. He's the most well-rounded. All right.

Yeah, good for her. That's on Tuesday night. What else? Well, Cars 3 is hitting theaters this weekend. 64% positive on Rotten Tomatoes. Surprise is so low. It's Cars 3. I know.

Still Surprise is so low. Yeah. That was the first movie we ever saw together. Cars 1. Rough Night with Scarlet Johansson is also in theaters today with 51% positive. and the Tupac movie All Eyes on Me, only 26% positive. I'm Amy. That's your 30 seconds getting.

So if you're someone that's into stories of joy and hope and kindness and compassion, well, what you've got to do is join the Love What Matters podcast. And you can do it today. It's never too soon to start, you know, spreading the love. It's Amy from the Bobby Bone Show and I host it. We focus on the things that really matter in life. So help us spread the love with the Love What Matters podcast, where you're going to hear ordinary people doing extraordinary.

extraordinary things, and really these people are all around us. Their stories just need to be told, and that's what we're doing, and it's really awesome, and it all can be found in the Love What Matters podcast. To listen, search for Love What Matters on IHeart Radio now. Greg is listening in Chicago. Hey, Greg. Hey, how's it going? How are you doing, buddy?

I'm doing good. I'm doing great. I'm so excited that I actually get to talk to you. I've been listening to you for years. I mean, I must have been in first freshman year of high school when I'm I started listening to you back when Bobby was my homeboy t-shirt days. Dang. Oh, I'm going to phone.

Throw back. Dang. Hey, you know, we're coming to Chicago. I know. I'm super excited. I've missed every single tour day they all had in the area. And so now that you actually get to come to the city, I am so excited. I've been moved, I moved from Flugerville, Texas, the Colorado, the Pennsylvania.

And now I'm in Chicago and never one stop listening to you. That's up talking about there. Wow. Dang. Man, let's do this real quick. you the person on the show and you tell me the first word that comes to your mind, okay? Okay. Amy.

Nice. Okay, okay, okay. Lunchbox. Controversal. Oh, okay, okay, okay. Eddie. Bald. Oh!

I love this guy! Oh, no. What about Bobby? Bobby is amazing. Yeah, I love this guy, dude. Yeah. Amazing. Yeah.

I like this guy. Eddie, you like this guy? Yeah, yeah. Eddie, he's fair. I have a word for him. What? Rude. Oh, no.

Hey, Craig, so today our tickets going on still 10 a.m. Raging idiots are coming to Chicago and St. Louisville. And St. Louisville. We're doing this show, Class of 2017. We take out new artists. But, Craig, I can't wait to meet you, man. You get it coming, like, say hello and say what up. Yeah, I got a timer set on my phone and everything.

Get on the time. Wow. All right. Hey, buddy. Thanks for calling. You should call more. I think you've been one of the best. call over that all week.

Oh, I appreciate that. Hey, Bobby, real quick, you guys remember back when you did very first, like, Proclaimers' YouTube video and y'all do the continuous Proclaimers I'll walk a thousand miles? Yeah, we did a look-dub. This is a old school resident here.

Yeah, we got taking off YouTube. 500 miles. Yeah. Oh, man, I just do more stuff like that. That's awesome. I've just been listening to longtime fan. Hopefully I can scrounge up my Bobby is my homeboy t-shirt somewhere.

Man, that's old school. Dude, that's an old school listener. Hey, I appreciate you. You. I appreciate you. There he is. I feel like maybe we've been letting him down for a while because we did that video forever ago

and we've done nothing like it since. That's 10 years old. He's like, I've been waiting. He goes, do more stuff like that. Is that what you want, Craig? I just keep doing what you're doing. All right, all right, all right. All right, Craig, I'll see you soon, buddy.

Thank you very much for calling. Look at that call. I appreciate it. Man, I'm fun, man. Yeah, Raging Idiot tickets on sale today. 10 a.m. Raging Idiots.com. You get to meet people like Craig.

That's why it's fun. The Bobby Bones Show Let me tell you about my day for one second Talk to me So I have a flight that leaves right after the show To get to Atlanta Because there's some work to do down there Yeah

And so in the middle of the night The flight attendants get sick And they don't have enough crew So they cancel the flight in the middle of the night Wow You're like, we have to move the flight up Well, I don't know what's happening So I'm asleep

It's like 10 o'clock And so the flight is basically right now Which I'm going to miss And so I'm going to miss the meeting most likely. In Atlanta, that's okay. It's okay.

It's okay. So I'm like, you know, things happen. So I walk out to my car this morning. Flat tire. Oh, no. Front tire completely gone.

Yeah. Front left tire, PSI zero. So, again, the car, and you can drive on a little bit. It's one of those tires that it can be flat

and you can drive a little bit. Uh-huh. I have dog crap all the bottom of my shoe. Oh, no. I'm three for three, baby. Okay, you win. Woo!

Why would have it here? You win back. Well, I was late early this morning because I couldn't find my key. I could not find my key, my car key anywhere in my house. I searched everywhere. The purse I used last night, I got in late. I was super tired, and I barely got any sleep. And I'm searching.

And then I'm like, okay, fine, I just got to go look. I've got to retrace my steps. So I go outside, go to the car. I'm going to start there. Is it in the yard? All this morning. All this morning. I opened the car door, and the car door is unload.

locked and the key is sitting in the cup holder because I'm in a loaner car and it's one of those key you don't need the key to start the car you need a button well my normal car's not like that and so I didn't really need a key to lock like do anything so I just left it right there but we're here we're here we're in a good mood though we're here could be worse every day's a good day right yeah but you win for bad days because you got three no it day's not over yet it can be going great by the end of the day okay you just never know what's going to happen the next hour if you went three for three but you got nothing I think for three so far today.

This is a Bobby Bones show. Bobby Bones. Coming up, Amy runs into somebody else at the supermarket. Probably not who you're thinking, but somebody's pretty funny. Also, there's a Bobby cast up with writer Jesse Alexander. She wrote, I drive your truck, that Lee Bryce ended up singing. He had a meeting with Lee Bryce, and Lee said to him, don't play me any ballads. I only want tempo show openers.

And Rusty said, well, I don't have that, but I have song of the year. And he plays him, I drive your truck, and Lee, looks up afterwards. He has tears rolling down his face. And he said, really, I get to have that song. That's one of the stories from the Bobbycast from Jesse Alexander. Do you know Dirk's turned down and I drive your truck first? Yes, I did. It's crazy. It's crazy. And those stories, I love songwriters in Nashville. So those are the kind of stories that are in it. She talks about writing The Climb for Miley Cyrus. The song that we wrote was called It's the Climb. It's the song. It was a guy song. But he called us like a week later said, if you'll rewrite the song,

I'm going to rewrite the whole movie around this song. If you'll rewrite the song, what does that mean if you'll read? Because I had written it more, it had lines like these prayers you're praying, you know, it was very much more spiritual. It was more adult. You got to remember Molly Cyrus was 15. So it's a lot of songs and a lot of stories about them. Just go to iTunes and subscribe to the Bobbycast and hear that one, Kelsey Ballerini, Marin Morris, Dirk's Bentley, Ross Copperman, all these people that write and perform. It's such a songwriter show.

It's called The Bobbycast on iTunes or IHeart Radio. Went to the dentist yesterday. I have a funny story about laughing gas later, but I think I bit my dental hygienist. Why? Because I was so out of it because they have the mask on. Yeah? And I think I went, because I feel like she jerked her hand back,

but I don't know because it wasn't all there. Uh-oh. That's kind of weird. And do you apologize for that? Yes. Absolutely. If you even think you bit someone, you should probably,

Acknowledge it in some way, shape, or form. I think I did. So what happened was, went to the dentist, and everybody loved my fanny pack. Of course they did. Or it's, they don't love it. They think it's so stupid, but they have to acknowledge that I'm wearing it because it's just so out there. That could be the case. It's a big green fanny pack that says dare.

Like lime green. Yeah, dare to keep kids off drugs. And so I love my fanny pack. Neon green. I keep my wallet, it keeps in it, keep my phone in it and walk around. Yeah. Life's easier. I know.

And you've heard the song, Sexy Back, right? Of course. Yeah. I'm bringing sex a bag. But have you heard it? Fanny Pack? No. Oh, you're in light. Cure up.

Let's sing it. From a fanny pack, people out there like me. It's time to show off the fanny pack. Let's go. I wear my fanny pack. Yeah. Stick my phone and keys inside my bag. Yeah.

These other fools don't know what to do. Yeah. I rock my pouch just like a kangaroo. Yeah. Take it to the bridge I'm nerdy babe Yeah My neon pack is out here

On display Yeah It has a zipper and it clips in bag Yeah I'm shoving stuff in like a maniac Walla key the phone Wallet key the phone Wallet key the phone

Get your Fanny on Go ahead be done with it Get your Fanny on Go ahead Get your Fanny on All right that's a rap Rats City on the production here Get your Fanny Mac

Pagy Pag Fanny Pags Get your Fanny The Bobby Bones show So Amy You ran into Lunchbox's wife At the grocery store Yes

Did you know that? I think my wife said She saw Amy at the grocery store Yeah I think she mentioned that Yeah she was just picking up All kinds of stuff Because she was super excited To have a night

With the TV All by herself She's getting all her favorite snacks Because I guess Lunchbox had something to do And she was like I finally get to watch Whatever I want

Wait, what? Okay, I have so many questions. One, so you're out? I mean, I had an engagement, you know what I mean? Like, I do things. Like, I know you guys think I just sleep all day. Did you tell us you sleep all day? Well, I do usually sleep all day, but I had something going on, so, you know.

Secondly, you never let your wife pick the TV show? No. Y'all, her level of excitement from one to ten, I'm talking to ten. She had, like, favorite snacks. She was so pumped. Like, she couldn't even, I was like trying to talk to her. She's like, listen, I only have a few hours. I got to go.

That's weird that she doesn't get to pick anything. I mean, I'm there and I control the remote. Like, she never holds the remote. The only time I'll let her hold the remote. I'll let her. Yeah. Well, all right, hold on. The only time she holds the remote is like, if I'm eating and I'm like here,

that way you can fast forward through the commercials for us. Dang. When he's told us this before in the cast, I sort of thought he was just being like lunch bar. maybe exaggerating a little bit, like, surely he lets her pick stuff from time to time. No, that just cannot be the case. Her excitement level and, like, how pumped she was to just have a night at home with her snacks and her TV and no lunchbox was off the charts. Occasionally you got to break one off.

Okay. No, no, let's not make it like, I break her off like, I'm going to go up and take a shower. I'm like, here, you can have a remote, and I'll give her the remote, and I'll go take a shower. And then I'll come back down and she'll be in the middle of a show, and I'll let her watch the last 15 minutes of it. you know, I don't make her to stop. Well, Pina Rose on your nose. Thank you. I thought that was pretty nice.

Yeah. But you picked the shows. Always. I pick the shows. I'm in control of the television because I have good TV taste and I decide what that night needs to be watched. Are you in control of the house? Yeah. So you clean it up and everything?

Why did, well, I'm not, you don't know. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm just saying because if he controls it, he'd probably do whatever he wants. That's true. Who turns the lights out? I don't know. I do. What do you mean?

Does that mean like you physically turn them out? Yeah. It's like a figure of... It's like jail? Like you say, all right, everybody go to bed. Lights out. Yeah. Wow.

Do you tell your wife when to go to bed? No, no. I don't tell her when to go to bed. She can go to bed whenever she wants. Oh, get my heart. Yeah, she can be just... She has to do it in the dark because you turn the lights out. I mean, I do turn out the lights.

I don't get it. He goes, who turns the lights? I don't understand that. Yeah, he goes, do you run the house? Who turns the lights out? So the house is in your name. The house is in my name. And you own the house.

I own the house. You never think about putting her on it? Yeah, you need to put her on that. No, no, no, I got that before we got married. So? What do you mean? So she gets halvesies. She didn't put my name on her car.

Do you all have a pre-nup? She doesn't have a car anymore. She does have a car. She has a car that sits right out front. You have a pre-nup? Yeah. We don't have a pre-nup. I mean, we have separate accounts.

Like, why am I going to put her name on the house when I'm the one that bought it? Does she know how much money you make a year? Nope. Still? She still doesn't know. You can ask her. She has no idea. That's so weird. How much, I mean, do you know how much she makes? I know how much she makes. Why?

Because when she got her job, I know how much they offered her. And I said, okay, you can get that job. Oh, come on. Do you think if you have a new contract coming up, then you'll let her in on that? That makes things complicated. Oh. Okay. This guy is this guy over here, lunchbox.

So, went to the dentist yesterday. Was it for two hours. they took one of my teeth out. Yeah. And luckily, the tooth I've already had root canaled. They told me I was lucky. So that means you don't feel it as much?

Yes. I think it means it falls out, it's okay? So I have a fake tooth up in the top right side of my mouth. Yeah. I'm like, hey, they give me some novocaine. Settitive pills first.

Oh yeah, then they numb me. Then they gas me. Okay. And I was on that gas. And let me tell you, I've never had a drink of alcohol. I never had a legal drug. I was on that gas. Oh, my.

Their journey, Don't Stop Believing, was playing. I've never appreciated this song so much until I was on the gas. And I was just feeling the earth. That's the closest you're ever going to get to that. And I was just like, wow, listen to the piano. No, I was. I was feeling the earth. The words. Just a small town girl. So did it bring New Mimi? It did because I would hear the piano, right? Like, my whole world has slowed down, right? I'm like, I want to experience this with you. And I'm sitting there and it's slower. It's slower. It's a little. It's a little. It's a little. It's, slower because my brain is slower.

And I'm hearing the texture of the piano. Okay. And I'm like, oh, my heart is full of me. And I'm all on gas. And I'm like, I've never heard this song so beautiful. I'm in the word start, right? It's like this. Just a small town girl.

And I'm like, the small town girl represents all of us. Living in a lonely world. Wait, that's me. And it starts to be just a metaphor for all the life. This is all why I'm just laying there on gas. And again, I would see the fingers hit the keys of the piano. And I would feel each note like every one of them mattered so much. And I was experiencing it.

In South Detroit, where the song was made was my home, Mountain Pine, Arkansas. And I was just feelings. And it was electric. Never had felt like that before. Okay. So is that what it felt like to be hot? I don't, I mean, I don't know that everybody has that exact same experience, but, I mean, sounds like you were just really, yeah, you were really feeling it.

I just didn't want to stop believing. Things do have new meaning, for sure. I was like, I don't want to be, I'm not going to stop believing. I told myself, I'm not going to stop believing. As I got slower on my gas state, I'm never going to stop believing. I love everyone. Was there ever a moment you just quit hearing it? No, because I wouldn't let myself.

It's too beautiful. I didn't know if it. That's my experience in a dental chair yesterday. That's awesome. Unlapping gas and a sedative first. I get so anxious. But I got to go back in two weeks and get it fixed. At dentist, though.

So you get to go back on your journey? I don't know if they're going to gas me again. But man, it was awesome. Oh, baby. Hey, today, 10 a.m. If you're in Louisville, Chicago, St. Louis, or Madison, Wisconsin, Raging Idiots.com. Tickets.com.

So we're going to be in town. Raging Idiots.com with Jackie Lee, Aubrey Sellers, and Bailey Bryan, class of 2017. 10 a.m. Raging Idiots.com. Bobby Bones. Bobby Bones show. People ask me with the last songs I listen to. I put my phone up. Here are the last three songs I listened to.

You ready? I was driving the car the other day. Sometimes we'll play songs here on the show, and we're in the middle of doing 100 things, so I don't really understand how fun it is. I was listening to that Jake Owens song Good Company Oh it's good It is good

It has in my Jeep too And the top of it Oh that's probably It added extra heels And you got that part goes It's a KC masterpiece They're like Yeah

It's good Like I love Yeah The good company. Yeah The only thing missing is a pretty girl Sitting here next to me Cushing up on me

And I got a spot Waiting on you So be Y OB It means Bring yourself From a bad guy What we need to make Good vibes

I mean, come on, that's good new We're in good company I mean, come on, that's good, right? Yeah, we're in good company. We should play that more. Oh, yeah. So I'm sitting here, pop.

Oh, all right? No. That was in the Jeep, I was feeling that I turned it up. It's like you want people to hear the music because there's no top of my Jeep. So I don't they turn it up. They thought it was cool. Yeah.

I bet they did. They're like, they're like, dang, that guy's having a smiley time. We in good company. What? Nothing. I'm just now I'm picturing like you and your boys, like riding around your jeep with this song. Mike D. Boy, me and Mike D drive around.

Well, just load up all these boys. I'll go. You got to go for a deep ride? Yeah, dude. Turn the music got that rock and roll. Yeah. Yeah, guys. Jeep line, baby.

They see me rolling. They hate it. They're trying to catch me riding GP. Trying to catch me riding GP. Trying to catch me riding GP. Trying to catch me riding GP. Trying to catch me riding, GP Amy, don't start singing.

Sorry, that was just, I just do that sometimes. I won't get in on your thing. That's our thing. I know. It's kind of what we do. I know it's what you all do. You know, y'all do. You'll like, oh, geez.

We'll have Jeep Day one day. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that'd be so much fun. Other songs. I have this song from Lawrence Taylor called Bang Bang. Not the football player. Yeah, L.T. No, different Lawrence Taylor. Bang, bang.

Why you hate me? I was just wondering what the song's about. Because you know, bang bang bang. I don't know, you guys can't hate my music all you want. I don't mind it. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, the only thing missing is a pretty girl sitting here next to me.

And I gotta stop waiting on you. So be Y-O-B. That's a good one there. And then Ryan heard, loving a bar. We found love in a bar In the bag Away from the lights It was a sick of

Ronan heart It's on fire Like the cigarettes You smoke when you drank Now we can't Be found love in a bar It's a good Do you like it?

I do I really do Lunch part Let's go to your thoughts That sounds pretty good Do you like this sound? Yeah It's fun

It's fun Yeah It's like I felt like partying out to it What do you think about? I like how you take music in it. Man, I'm just thinking about, like, it puts you in, it describes it, you can picture it perfectly. Like, it paints a good picture.

And it's like, oh, man, look a girl next to me, kissing me. No, no, that's this one. You're a different song. Yeah, yeah. Okay. That other one was sad then. Yeah. You've changed your mind.

Yeah. I don't think he heard it. They sound the same. I think his head was turned when I went to him. They don't sound the same. Hit them. No. That's Jake I want, good company

Horns up This is Ryan Hurd, love in a bar Yeah, I guess I thought They were the same song Because they both talked about love and finding a girl Yeah How does someone wear headphones? No idea And not listen to the song

I don't know how he turns ears off Yeah, it's crazy to me Yeah I do, I happen to me all the time Oh wow Amy just said put her headphones on sometimes I'll go over and like Amy read for the segment Yep

And then we go on the air and everyone still land on the table She has no idea what's happening around her Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah So that was two, what was the third one then? Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang. Bang, yeah. Oh, that's like by the, not the football area. LGie.

Bang, bang. Yeah. Okay, maybe that one sounds like that Ryan Hart heard one. What? That? They sound, okay, I see where the, there's some of it. I like that. Oh, you don't.

A lot of minors. I like the bang, bang, bang, yeah. Bang, bang into the view. All right, thank you. This segment went off the rails quick. There you go. That three songs. We'll put it on the website.

Yeah. The Bobby Phone Show. All right, Mike D, who answers our phones, has the top three things people have called about this week. What are you up first? Dad's upset with Eddie about him saying he's changed less than 10 diapers. Eddie has two kids. Our producer? It's really unbelievable.

And he's changed less than 10 diapers combined. Now, we looked it up. About 4,000 diapers a kid. So we're talking 8,000 diapers. 8,000 diapers. He's changed less than 10. That is insane. People called upset, huh?

A lot, yeah. All right. What else? people wanting to give LV advice for his bedbugs. A lot of people. Ray thinks that he has bed bugs now, right? Yeah, middle of the chest. Oh, my goodness.

Oh, no. We got it. Did you got to get tested, too? I think I got it from LB. Oh, no. That's why don't want him in here. All right, what else Mike? And then the big whitey-tides, tidy-wities debate.

Which will never end. But I posted Urban Dictionary last night. And that Trump's, that wins. Urban Dictionary. That's like real life. That beats Webster Miriam. That's what, I mean, if I'm looking something up, I go to Urban Dictionary. Yeah.

This is the Bobby Bowman. All right. What's in your pile over there? Oh, I got some stuff in my pile. Okay. Okay. I mean, just saw this headline on the news and thought we needed to talk to America about it because 7%, which I think is still too high, of Americans, think that chocolate milk comes from brown cows. That can't be true.

Oh, it's true. That can't be true. According to a new survey, seven. Are they putting five-year-olds in this? 7% of adults, they even put adults in all caps so that you would know they're not putting 5-year-olds in this. 7% of adults in this country, America, think that chocolate milk comes from brown cows. That's amazing. Like, we have 8 people on this show.

Wait for it. Go ahead. Another 48% of the survey said they're just not sure where chocolate milk comes from. Ray, where's chocolate milk come from? It's white milk with chocolate added. Okay. Thank you. Thank you.

Wow. I mean, I just felt like that we needed to, so for, if any of the 7% happens to be listening to us right now. Oh, PSA, we're not judging. Like Ray said, it comes from white milk, which is from a dairy cow, typically black and white. Interesting. All right, what else you got over there? By the way, I've never seen a brown cow. I see black and white cows.

I rarely see fully brown cows. Oh, really? Yeah. I see them. Those are typically the steers, what we get beef from. Do you get, do you milk a steer, though? That's my question. I don't think so.

No, that's what I'm saying. Steer's a boy. I've never, that's what I'm saying. I've never seen a fully brown cow. How now, brown cow. How now, brown cow? What else you got? That's a good warm up.

Okay, so California cops, they didn't have any trouble tracking down to guys that broke in to steal a bunch of high tech equipment because without realizing it, they stole a large box of tracking devices. How stupid. I know. And then they even decided to grab a lot. a beer out of the fridge on their way out and one of the guy cut his, cut his hand. So blood, too.

So they stole a box of GPS and then left DNA all over the place. Yeah. Must not have been their first time. Did you see they caught the guys, though, that had taken the bus and killed the guards? They caught them yesterday. Yeah. And they are tattooed from head to toe, like prison tattoo. They weren't running long.

Like, you saw those guys walk down the street, you're like, okay, they escaped from jail. Yeah. They should just whack them. Yeah, something like that. I mean. I know. It's hard to just. the process. The process is you

killed a couple of prison guards. Yeah. Now, and then you're... Time to go. You're making Earth a worse place. Time to go. I know. What else? Okay, do you know the most popular vegetable? What popular vegetable? Well, a tomato's a fruit officially. Let me think this out.

Broccoli's pretty popular. I hate onions. Most popular vegetable. Ooh. I'm going to have to go picking a vegetable. It's probably going to be lettuce. What is it? Broccoli.

Oh, that was my first instinct. I know. You felt it, right, when you said it. But you made a, you make a great point because tomatoes come in third, but I just don't think people, a lot of people realize it's a fruit. Same people think brown cows put out of chocolate milk. Yeah. And corn came in second. That's a good one.

Corn is not, like, not anything. And guess what came in last? And I was like, what? Solid choice. Dead last kale. Yeah, because nobody, because it's fancy. Nobody eats kale unless you're fancy. And you have, like, disposable ink.

come. Oh, I thought maybe just because I thought it was disgusting. And lastly, LeBron James has officially gone bald. Yeah, I saw. I mean, he's been going bald for a while. No, no, no, no, he shaved it. Yeah, but he's so, because he's been going bald. Yeah, but.

His hair line's moving back. It was finally time, I think, for him to embrace it. Eddie, you're up next. Yes. Eddie's up next. Shave it off. Get the clippers. All right.

Raging idiots will be in Louisville, Chicago, Madison, Wisconsin, and St. Louisville. Tickets on sale at 10 a.m. Today for the raging idiots. We're taking out three awesome new artists, Bailey Brian, Jackie Lee, and Aubrey Sellers, 10 a.m. at Ragingididiotes.com. Bobby Bones Show. Hey, good morning. Hey, Nicole in Indiana. How are you?

I am great. How are you guys? I'm really good. Thank you for calling the show. Awesome. Thank you for having such a great show. I love it. I listen to you guys every morning on my way to work.

I appreciate that. Is there anything you'd like to say to anybody here on the show? Yes. I mean, all you guys are fantastic. And I know, and I love how you guys are a big. supporters of the police department and the fire department. I'm a firefighter's wife. So it means so much to my husband to hear you guys and all your support that you show for them guys. So I mean, that's a big thing for us. Nicole, let me ask you a question. Sure. First of all, thank you. But I want to

ask you a question as a firefighter's wife. So, like, when your husband goes to work, there's got to be a little bit of stress every single day, right? Because at any time, he can get a call to have to go into a super dangerous situation. Well, in our town, we're like, we're really small, so it's all volunteer. So the guys that we have, they have day jobs and then, you know, the fire department. So, I mean, they're on call 24-7. I mean, even when they're at work, they have their pages on. My husband takes his to work with him, and he's also a first responder, so he does both. And, you know, every time he walks out that door, you know, yeah, my heart kind of skips a beat, you know, it's a quick, you know, quick peck on the cheek. I love you,

and be safe, and I'll see you when I see you. And then, you know, our kids say a little prayer for him and everybody that's going out to do what they do and for the people that are involved, you know? Man. So, yeah, I mean, it can be very scary, but, you know, he loves his job. So he's been doing it. This is his sixth year doing it. So he absolutely loves it.

Well, tell him, we say hello, and we appreciate him. And if you're listening right now, and you are a police officer or you are a firefighter or you're in the military, like, you're doing things that we don't do because we're scared and we got in radio. So without you guys doing that, like, man. Anyway, I appreciate you. I appreciate you. And thank you for calling.

Tell your husband, we say hello. And again, what you do too. I mean, you keep him in a place for him to be able to go do what he does. I do. And our kids just love it. My daughter thinks it's so cool. She tells everybody that listens to her that her stepdad is a firefighter, and she wants to be just like him when she grows up.

That's awesome. So it is so awesome. Well, thank you for listening to the show, and thanks for taking the time to call us this morning. No problem. Thank you, guys. All right. Bye-bye. All right.

There we go. Get your bones on a Bobby Bones show. All right, thank you for listening, doing four Raging Idiot shows, basically. And so those are Louisville, Chicago, Madison, Wisconsin, and St. Louis. And you grab one of those. They go on 10 o'clock a.m. today, Central. You're going to get tickets. Ragingididits.com.

We're taking out Jackie Lee, Bailey Brian, and Aubrey Sellers, part of class of 2017. So that's cool. 10 a.m. tickets for that. Today, let's say the show's over, and you listen to the whole thing. And you're like, I don't know what to listen to. You can listen to the Bobby. It's our show where I talk to songwriters. I love songwriters in Nashville.

Sometimes you just hear the songs and just the artist singing over, but you know those stories behind them. I'm in episode almost episode 70 now. Here's Jesse Alexander talking about, because she wrote Lee Bryce's I Drive Your Truck and him getting to hear it for the first time after they wrote it. He had a meeting with Lee Bryce, and Lee said to him, don't play me any ballads.

I only want tempo show openers. And Rusty said, well, I don't have that, but I have song of the year. And he plays him, I drive a song. your truck and Lee looks up afterwards he has tears rolling down his face and he said really I get to have that song so that's that and it's also like songwriters are they're not getting paid

in time or enough yeah and so listen to this talking about how she's a backup singer on some songs and she makes more money doing that here and I'm getting paid like more as a backup singer on a record so I'm getting great checks as a backup singer so like a song like drink on it I'm probably getting

more paid as a backup singer than I am as a songwriter that's me I bet. I bet it's more. I bet I'm getting paid way. That is mind-blowing to me. Because songwriters have such trouble getting paid. Wow. Per stream. That really is crazy. So that's part of the Bobbycast. Search Bobbycast on iTunes or Iheart Radio.

Hope you have a great weekend. Amy, hope your weekend's fantastic. You guys too. I've got to get to Atlanta somehow. Got to get there. My flight got canceled. So I guess I got off in a car. All right. Thank you.

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