The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby Gets Into Trouble At Therapy + Raymundo Picks His Final Groomsman + Lunchbox Calls To Rent Out A Movie Theater
Episode Date: February 6, 2020Bobby said he got in trouble in therapy yesterday after talking about work. Kane Brown told us last week that apparently Luke Bryan buys out the entire theater for a movie showing. Lunchbox called mov...ie theaters to see how much it would be to rent out the entire theater. Raymundo reveals the 5th groomsman in his wedding. Also, Amy’s son mooned everyone on her live-stream last night. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Mike, what was the bit?
Did I say what were going to do
on this first?
We didn't get to?
What is it?
Oh, Amy, watching the...
Justin Bieber YouTube. Hey, so wait, you watch
that Justin Bieber show or no? No, I haven't because
it's on YouTube TV, which you have
to pay for or whatever.
Maybe there's a free trial. I went
to it. The first episode's free, though, right?
Oh, this is the first one free?
Oh, sweet. It's like 11 minutes.
The Justin Bieber documentary?
Okay.
Oh, my jam. Hold on.
Yeah. Hold on a lot of it.
You love it.
All right, go ahead.
Let me see. I was at TV.com.
And, well, so I learned on Instagram that he
has a show and I was like how did I miss this? Like it looks so good. I guess they're dropping an
episode every once in a while because like episode four came out and I was like what? There's four
I can watch. So then I go to try to then I have to try it for free and then it says it's $49.99 a month.
A month for YouTube TV? Oh it must be all the channels. It must be like a Hulu or right and I already
have Hulu live. There's sports on there might? Yeah and I pay for that so I'm like shoot like I can't I
could do the Disney Plus free trial because it's free yeah what no I think it's free it is the free
right I got the trial but then I can let it after the trial I can be a member because it was like
999 or something but 4999 I can't sign it for the trial and then not cancel it because I won't cancel it
I'll like it and I'm only buying it for Justin Bieber that's it why do they do this they do this
they're like let's get Justin Bieber and that way we'll get all the believers to join YouTube
I want to watch it so bad.
Well, he has that 500 million YouTube followers, right?
Isn't the first 500 million?
Dang.
Because it's how he got discovered was on YouTube.
Yeah.
So, I mean, I guess it makes sense for him to do his project on YouTube, but...
There's a lot of people.
Yeah.
Anybody seen it?
No.
No, but I heard it was really good.
Yeah.
And I have this new obsession with Justin Bieber, too.
I'm trying to give me a Drew hoodie, you know?
What's it say here?
50 million.
Okay.
Oh.
No, that's still a lot.
Still a lot.
50 million YouTube subscribers.
Dang.
So what do you think I should do?
I think you should just let it go.
Oh, I was going to say, get it?
No, because it'll trickle into you having to pay for it.
Right, and that's a whole, I might as well have kept cable.
I've so many, I'm doing Apple Plus, Disney Plus, Hulu Live, Netflix.
I mean, paying for all these streaming things that are now adding up, still less than my cable bill.
But if I add YouTube to it, then it won't.
The difference is this YouTube TV at 49999,
it's supposed to be like an all-in-one,
like a Hulu is to you.
Maybe I get rid of Hulu and go to YouTube.
Not for Justin Beaver.
All for Beaver.
This is what YouTube wanted, though, and it's working.
A crazy car chase went down just hours before the Chiefs were set to celebrate their Super Bowl win.
In the middle of the Kansas City Chief's victory parade,
cops had to use a pit move to stop a car that drove around the barriers.
A driver in Kansas City was arrested after he apparently decided to take an illegal test run
of the Chief Super Bowl Parade Route.
Oh, wow.
Wanted to drive it.
Due to the celebration,
most roads in the city were closed off,
but someone thought it would be a good idea
to get away from police
by using the parade route,
which made for one of the wildest car chases
you'll ever see because there was nobody else on the road.
At one point during the chase,
police appeared to have the suspects surrounded it,
but they somehow managed to escape.
With the vehicle still on the loose,
police used the sticks,
which had, make the tires go flat to get over.
Those things are,
here's the thing about car chases.
at some point of the car chase
I always ended up rooting for the runner
just to see if you can make it
as long as they're not like shooting
or they haven't shot anybody before
like if they're running from a speeding ticket
or they have like a drug offense
that they're running from
I'm like you can do it guys
because how do you get away from a helicopter
you're against the odds
you get a helicopter over the top of you got four cop cars
there's really no chance they'll ever get away
that's not true don't say no chance
when do they ever get away the car always crashes
or a tire blows out the chopper's
on the whole time. I would say most times, yes. I would say 100%. I would root for the underdog,
though. See, I was an underdog my whole life. And now I'm someone that helps the underdog,
and now I root for the underdog. And I shouldn't. And I feel bad. You think the guy in the car is
thinking, like, I'm going to get out of this. I think he's thinking, oh my God, what am I going to do?
Trying to find a spot to get out on foot. But when the thing's over the top of you, it's tough.
Yeah, you're in trouble. A guy climbs 36 steps on his head and breaks a Guinness World Record.
An acrobat in China said a Guinness World Record for climbing steps on his head.
He climbed 36 consecutive steps.
He wore a device strapped around his chin and cushioned his head,
but it doesn't help him get up to steps.
He uses the motions in his body to propel him up each time.
Only his head is allowed to touch anything.
Wow.
Or he'll be disqualified.
So only his head.
So he's got to move his body to jump up to the next step.
Yeah.
Like literally he's only landing on his head.
There's balance when you're head standing with no hands.
And then to jump it too.
And he did 36 steps.
I'll end on this.
the modern slang terms used by cheaters to hide their affairs.
Tin manning.
I don't.
The practice of actively avoiding developing feelings as you're cheating with someone.
So you're with them a lie.
The tin man doesn't have a heart.
Oh, that's it.
Good one.
Yeah.
The acronym NSFS.
Not safer work.
Not suitable for spouse.
He didn't even get the letters right.
And he's like, probably not good for today.
No, no.
NSFS describes explicit messages and to make sure that you know coming is in NSFS not safe for your spouse to see a straycation
Oh my gosh okay it's a holiday taken with the person you're cheating on I get that straight care that's pretty funny
I didn't want to laugh stealing home if someone is stealing home like man he's been he's had a um I'll give you the context he's had a mistress or a girl I've been cheating with for a while but
It looks like she's stealing home.
She's crossing the home plate.
The act of marrying your...
Oh, they went home?
Oh, no.
Like, she ends up marrying them and being with them.
Oh, I thought it was like the first base, second base, third base.
They're home.
They're probably already doing that after having an affair, right?
Fling bling.
What's fling bling?
When you buy a ring for your flea?
Jewelry given to your affair partner.
Fling bling.
To silver spoon someone.
Like wine and dine?
No, no, let me give you this.
It's a tough one to describe.
If you're silver spooning someone, it's where both people in the affair are blank.
Rich?
Old.
Silver?
Silver.
To embark on an affair where both parties are senior citizens.
Wow.
Old folks doing it.
Or otherwise, I would call it to, ugh.
Also known as.
Silver spooning or known
And then let's do haunting.
Similar to ghosting,
but the person continues to watch
the ghosted person's Instagram stories
or silently liking their posts.
You know what Instagram has done recently
that has made a lot of guys
that has made them a little more safe
feeling on Instagram
is they've taken away
I can't watch who you like anymore.
So a lot of dudes,
creepy dudes would go around and like the porn star accounts and these girls and they're
and they'd be like, you're gross, you're liking all these accounts. Now guys can't like whatever
they want and you can't track it back. Oh, you can't. Good. Good. Because usually you could see
everything. You could go and see who liked what. Activity, I think is what it was. It took that tab off.
Oh. So you never know. We're done here today. Thank you very much. Tomorrow, Marion Morris will be
on the show. Next week, Coach Monica from Cheer.
Whoop. The coach of the Navarro Junior College. Cheerleading team. So definitely watch Cheer
this weekend.
Oh, watch it anyway.
Even if we should come on the show,
watch it.
Yeah, yeah, but I mean, be prepared.
So, and I told Scoob and Steve,
I was like, hey, could we get her on it?
And I thought he would just be like,
come back and be like, nope.
Freaking God her.
He's good.
I don't know how he does it.
If he keeps it up, we're going to start asking for some crazy people.
Well, I thought that was a crazy ask.
It is.
I don't know how to get a hold of her.
And he said he found some email
on the dark web or something?
Yeah.
I had like an email.
I don't know what he's involved in.
Hey, don't ask, don't tell.
Well, that's not for that.
Oh, it's not.
It's okay.
I thought I just came up with that phrase.
All right, here you go.
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And welcome to Thursday show.
Morning studio.
Morning.
Let's see what's happening in everyone's life
as we start today's show
with our segment call What's the Haps?
Hey.
Hey, what's the Haps?
Amy, coming over to you first.
Okay, so my husband's been really into this show called Book of Secrets,
and it's on Netflix.
It's one that he watches on his own.
And I was kind of like, I don't really know if I'm into it.
But we watched one about Air Force One together, and now I'm in.
Now I want to see all the different episodes, Book of Secrets.
We started one on the FBI, but I haven't finished it yet.
But Bobby, you would like it, especially one on Air Force One.
You just learn all these fun facts about things that they're very, very interesting.
Like, things you didn't know.
Like on Air Force One?
they keep his blood on the plane
like tons of the president's blood
in case he were to need it
and there's always a doctor on board
there's a surgery room
on this airplane
it's kind of crazy
and if you think about it
makes sense to keep some of his blood on hand
called Book of Secrets
Yeah and did you know there's two planes
identical exactly the same
For what reason?
Well I think if they ever need a backup plane
But really any plane that the president on
Yeah
Fly two up at the same time
Like Elvis when he used to leave the building?
Maybe.
They'd send one car and then...
That's right.
But just quickly, I'll wrap it up with any plane the president is on.
Like, even if he's hopping on a Southwest flight,
if he's the president, that Southwest flight just became Air Force One.
It doesn't have to be that plane.
Oh, that's cool.
It's whatever he's on.
All right, book of secrets.
Yes.
Hey.
Hey, what's the hatch?
I'm going to go last.
Lunchbox to come over to you.
Oh, so Morgan number two is spreading these nasty rumors about me going on social media,
Instagram live.
telling people, oh, lunchbox cried when Ray asked him to be a groomsman.
I didn't cry.
I was in the moment and we were celebrating and Morgan's over here spreading these nasty
rumors and I have a reputation uphold and I don't need people going around spreading rumors about me.
I thought he cried.
Yeah, I did too.
He cried a bunch.
He cried when he got married.
He cried, baby.
He does get emotional.
I cried when I announced that I'm having two children.
Did you feel like he cried?
Yes.
And there's video proof.
I'm not lying.
It's not a nasty rumor.
Today, Ramundo will announce the next guy in his party,
bride of party?
No, bachelor.
No, no, no, no.
Groomsmen.
Groomsmen.
Oh, yeah.
Do you have a special way you're doing it today?
I got to think that up.
Well, it's happening in like two hours.
Yeah, I'm all about on the fly.
I don't do stuff premeditated.
You did the last one premeditated.
Did it five minutes before you guys walked into the room.
Well, we're in the room.
And you hit it pretty well.
You can find it.
Later on, Ramundo, we'll pick his name.
next bachelor.
What's it called?
Groomsman.
Groomsman.
Groomsman party?
Not just groomsman.
Wedding party.
Yeah, wedding party.
That would be what it is.
Okay.
All right.
So, all right.
Well, and lunchboxes did cry.
All right.
Hey.
What's the hat?
Eddie, coming over to you.
The Pontoon Brewing Company,
it's a brewery out of Georgia,
is making a beer that tastes like skittles
and tricks cereal altogether.
I may need to try this.
How do you feel about that beer?
I mean, I'm kind of your traditional
Miller-Light guy,
but I wouldn't mind
trying some of these ciders are really good.
Even these celtars they come out.
And I love cereal. I love skittles.
So why not try this?
Ramundo, you like the fruity beer, huh?
Yeah, that would probably be right down my alley.
It's tough, though.
It gives you a hangover, the more sugar.
But boy, you could put down two and feel, be fine.
It's called Rainbow Smiggles.
I'm looking at it now.
Yeah, they say it tastes like a little bit of a mixture of strawberries,
pineapple and vanilla.
I've never tasted beer.
Amy, the first time you tasted beer?
It's gross, but something about it grows on you.
That's right.
And then you kind of like it.
People said that about coffee to me and I just can't get it.
I'll drink it sometimes now.
I didn't have my first drink coffee until like a year and a half ago.
But people just give it enough time.
And I try it.
I never get.
That bitterness never taste good.
You know what's weird about beer is like it's just weird that you can drink six beers.
And it'd be normal.
But you can't drink six coax or even six canned waters.
Like opening two coax and drinking it would be like, oh, man, it's been a rough day.
But beers, you can drink six in no problem.
It's six?
I can't drink six, no problem.
If I drink six, you better wait me up tomorrow.
How do you get the smiggles beer?
Can you order it online and have them ship it here?
You could probably do that, but I'm sure your grocery stores.
There's a grocery store by my house that has all these different kinds.
So I'll probably swing by there and check.
Hey, there you go to me.
What's the Hats?
So Eddie and I put out a new song today.
You can stream it.
You can download it.
It's called the Target song.
I'm going to play it for you here as in my What's the Haps.
and we are now, we're announcing now that we're going to play a little set at IHart Country Festival.
Eddie and IHard.
Oh, awesome. There's a little one.
We've played the whole stage before.
You can do a little something special this year.
But here it is.
This is the new song.
We did this from our record called Live and Little Rock.
It's a live album.
So here's Eddie and myself, The Raging Idiots, doing our new song.
Download it if you want.
It's called the Target song.
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ramundo who works in the glass room who pushes all the buttons remandum to push a button show people what
you do. Just push a button.
This is just a random one right here.
Nothing's ever gonna move it
when the bones are good.
So you never know what button he's gonna push.
He can push any button.
Push another button, Raymond.
Sometimes it's like one of those imaging pieces
too with the big voice guy.
He'll push this button.
So every time you hear that, he's pushing that button.
Sometimes he has sound effects.
Yeah, like he'll hit a sound and it'll be like,
what up, Ramundo?
He's good.
That's that guy.
It's pretty magical.
He sits in the room and he's not even in our room.
Like, I'm looking at him through a glass,
And sometimes I'll nod at him
If it's like time to start a song
And we'll start this song
We won't play it all
But I'll be talking
And all of a sudden I hit him with a nod
And the song starts underneath me
And then I'll talk of it like that
And then I go, it's Dustin Lynch
So that's what he does
Wow
It's nonstop, right?
Ramundo, how long you've been with me?
Seven years, let's say
Here's the story of Ramundo
We should do
What do we call this segment?
Highlight?
Oh yeah
Highlight, what's it called?
Well here we're going to highlight
Raymondo for a second
So you can get to know him
Ramundo was born in the Upper Peninsula, Michigan?
Sure.
No?
I mean, that's where I grew up, but honestly, it was, I was a twin, so I was born in Utah.
It was a life flight and then lived in different states, but I'm from the north.
You were born in Utah?
Yes, I took a helicopter out there with my twin brother.
From where?
We were in Wyoming, and they couldn't do the birth or something, so we had to fly to Utah.
So on vacation or something?
No, because it was like an emergency.
No, no, help me out.
Why were you in Wyoming?
We used to live there.
Okay, and then when did you move to Michigan?
Lumbermill faded away, went to Michigan when I was in middle school.
Oh, I didn't know that.
Yeah, me neither.
Fun fact.
We just followed the lumber mill, honestly.
So you moved to Michigan because was your dad working to lumber mill?
Yep.
And what did he do at the mill?
He's called a procurement manager.
So he makes sure that he looks at studs in trees and assesses them if it's good wood.
I grew up in a sawmill town and most people that finished high school or didn't work to the sawmill.
Was that what it was like in your town where they went to the lumber mill for the most part?
Those two of them, lumber mill or a coal mine.
And so when did you decide that you wanted to get out of your town and pursue something in broadcasting?
When I was doing internships in high school, I was like, I got to get out of this city, what do I need to do?
I went to a promo internship.
I went to a radio, TV.
Nobody else was doing internships in high school.
I had like three.
So when did you decide to move out and where did you go?
I went to Chicago.
I went through to play baseball in college and I got cut from the team after two weeks.
Why do you think you got cut?
Wasn't that good.
That's a good reason to get cut.
cut. Yeah, yeah. They were comparable to D2. It was a pretty legit school. So you didn't make the
baseball team. Then what did you do? I chilled there for two years and then transferred to Texas.
So you went to college for two years though in Chicago? How about that? Do you know that,
guys? Two years? I knew you went to school there. I don't know if they're two years. Then you
transferred to Texas State University baby. And that's kind of where Ramundo and I come into the same
picture. Because I was starting, before I did my national sports show, I did a local sports show in
Austin. And was it local or was it national at first, right?
Local. Was it? Okay. And so I went to Ramundo. I said, hey, guy, I don't even know you,
but they say you're a good worker. He was interning. So why don't you come and do my local
sports show that I'm doing? And so Raymundo came on. I did it by myself. And I didn't know him.
And I was like, dang, dude, you're actually pretty good. Why don't you come on the morning
show an intern. And so then you came over and start an intern with me over there. Yeah, for years.
And so for years. And Raymondo would lead the interns. He would do reality shows with him without
cameras. He would be like, we're going to do intern Big Brother and then have contests and vote each other
off and he would like date all the interns. He was running the camp. Way before I was engaged.
Yeah, we get that way right. You don't know that. You don't want to say that every time.
He's just clarifying. So Ramundo had just was grinding it out as an intern for years with me.
And I went to him and I said, hey man, I know you've been working hard. I think it's time that you
get a real job in radio, like a real paying job. And I asked you what? Do you want to be a producer for
a country morning show. Yeah, I said, do you want to, will you move? And he's like, yeah, I said,
you're going to have to move to a city you probably never lived in before. Would you produce a
country morning show? He's like, yeah, yeah. And I was like, well, I want you to come move and produce
this show. And he was like, what do you mean? I was like, we're all moving. We're all going to Nashville.
And so this was your first ever paid job, too, which is crazy to think about. For sure, yeah.
And so, and here he is, and he's just as much a part of the family as any of us now.
I forget all that past stuff. Everybody's kind of on the same level here. Amy, anything
anything you want to say about Ray Mundo?
I mean, he is the hardest worker and he is hilarious.
Like, he's so funny.
Like, if you're almost unexpected funny to where you just die laughing, so you have to,
like, wait for it.
And so now that you know that, maybe you'll be, like, waiting for little Ray Nuggets.
That's what I call him.
And I've often said Ray Mundo would be the one to pop out and do his own show before anyone
else.
But even our boss is like, that Ray is the funniest.
I appreciate it.
Yeah.
Okay, well, anything we're missing, Ramundo?
you got engaged a few months ago.
Yeah, to Bay.
Yeah, Ray and Bay.
And by the way, our listeners
has been buying stuff off your registry for you.
Yeah, way too much.
The boxes are, there's a box mountain
in my apartment right now.
Amazing.
That's awesome.
I didn't say your registry page
to have people go buy.
It's great, they are.
Our listeners are very good.
Very nice.
But I was just kind of making light of
they didn't have anything on their page.
It was like, click here to learn more
and it's an empty page.
It's like under construction.
We've updated it since then.
You have?
Yes.
Can you pull a,
love that. It's Ray and Bay. Wedding. Yep. And it's a cheaper website, so sometimes you have to refresh the page.
Honestly, it's odd. R-A-Y-M-B-A-E, Rayn Bay.Wedding. And so on that, he has updated that there's the registry.
What's the big thing on your registry you're looking for that no one's bought you yet, do you know?
I believe there's, we got the two chairs and there's also a little table. So my fiancé was viewing it as
where we would look at the mountains, where we read, and we sit in the chairs and we put our coffee
on the table. So we're missing that table that goes with the chairs.
What, what mountains?
Maybe there's tall hills.
Behind your apartment?
Bell's Bluff, yeah.
Okay.
Braise is giving us his address.
Our magical fairy tale.
Can I read your magical fairy tale?
Please.
In the year of 2014, by complete chance,
Billy Smith came to Nashville to hang out with his boy, Cizondro.
He decided to log into Tinder during a lonely Saturday afternoons.
He matched with Bay, and then that night, Cizzen, which is Ramundo,
Billy, Bay, and another random girl all hung out playing card games.
Billy left town, but before he left town, he gifted Cizun Reimundo with Bay's phone number.
Ramundo texted Bay, and they started going on dates and slowly fell in love.
The dates lasted for six years until an angel gifted Raymundo with a ring, parentheses Genesis Diamonds.
That's the angel.
There's a commercial in here.
Amazing.
Ray Mundo is a sports guy, so he proposed under the stadium lights at the Nashville
Sounds baseball stadium in Wright Field.
Bay said yes.
And hashtag six years later, Ray and Bay were engaged to be married in the most magical place
of all.
On a hillside in the country at an untouched chapel built by Bay's dad.
October 24th, 2020, the fairy tale will continue, most likely televised on one of the major
TV networks.
Yeah!
Did you write this?
Yeah.
We couldn't tell.
Let me get this story straight.
I know your boy Billy
matched with your now fiancé on Tinder.
Yes.
They were on a date,
but you had another girl with you?
Yeah, it was a double date.
And what happened to her?
I don't think she's married,
got kids now, I don't know what happened.
You don't know who that was?
She fell off.
She wasn't interested in me or Billy,
so she played on her phone the whole time.
But you don't know who she is now?
Um,
Alyssa.
Oh, you don't say enough to say her name.
Oh, sorry.
But you don't like...
We don't talk to her anymore.
That was just a little.
It was a one and done that we never saw her again.
Well, let's bring her in.
Well, do you feel like we've highlighted you?
Very well.
Pretty good here.
That was awesome.
Ray Mundoendo is also, he's known for his height.
Yeah, not very.
He's five, six.
Kind of looks like Mark Ruffalo and acts like Joey from Friends.
So that would be Ramundo.
Thank you.
One of my favorite people.
Yes.
Yeah.
Is he serious about the televised?
No.
I know.
Oh, okay.
Oh, because I was like, wow.
Somebody was talking to him.
Is Instagram TV, a major TV network?
I mean, it could be, I guess.
IGTV.
Ramona, what are you going to do here to name your name?
How do we know it's somebody on the show?
It is.
I can confirm that.
Okay, go ahead.
So should I come in there?
Yeah, come on in.
Mike, we can run his board.
But yeah, it's definitely on somebody on the show.
I've been looking forward to this moment.
And I mean, I guess since lunch has already been named,
I'm implying that it's either bones or Eddie
because you guys are probably the next two that I'm closest to.
Well, here's the thing is Eddie, one of us is going to feel like a real loser.
I know, I know.
Because we're not going to get it today and we may not get it at all.
I'm a little nervous that it's me.
I'm nervous that it's me too.
Wait, why would you be nervous?
Wouldn't you be nervous that it's not?
No, that's not me I meant.
Oh, I'm the opposite.
You're the opposite?
No, I was just like, man, he's not going to pick me.
Are you doing the liquor thing or no?
I don't know.
I don't know.
There we go.
I got it.
Go ahead, right, Mo and down.
No, but Eddie, real talk.
Yeah.
Because you make sure the camera's on bones.
I mean, this is no jokes on this one.
Bones is my boy.
I definitely have to ask.
This is a broom in case Bones spills it, but Bones, I got the grapefruit for you.
Dog, my boy, will you be one of my next groomsman, baby?
Come on.
Oh, good, gosh.
He shook it too.
Yes, I would love it.
Yeah!
Here we go.
Here we go.
Chug, chug.
I took two drinks.
I'm a lightweight.
Come on, take it down, bones.
That's all I can do.
Will you, Gray?
Ray, thank you for, I would love to be your groomsman.
Thank you.
Thank you, Eddie.
Man, I knew it.
I knew it.
Is there one spot left?
There is a groomsman left.
There's one, one, do we want to do it?
What we want to do?
He sounds weird.
It's not me.
No, here's the deal.
Go ahead.
It is.
It's Eddie's one.
Hey!
Are you serious?
Are you serious?
So I got Eddie's bottle of wine, but here's the thing.
I don't have the coozy for him.
It's a dog.
You can have to take.
the broom. It's right above you. It's right above you, dog.
It's been there the whole time, dog.
Whoa! Look at that! Ray put it on the ceiling. That's funny.
That is hilarious, Ray. Right in front of your face, Eddie.
Oh, look it on you.
Ray, of course I'll accept.
Woo! Eddie, drink your wine. I'll have another thing.
Come on, Bob. By the way,
Cheers.
Water loose sparkling water with grapefruit?
I knew that's what you liked. That's my jam.
Do not chug that entire wine.
I will not. Ready, Eddie?
One.
Three, two, two, one, hit it.
Oh, wow.
I thought you're good drinking.
I did do. I did do.
No, no, guys, we got to work.
We got something to do.
Ray, thank.
Ray, Mundo, thank you.
Yeah, yeah.
That was awesome.
Appreciate you.
We can't wait for the wedding, obviously.
We love you.
Dang, in my head, I planned out like that and went according to plan.
Wow.
Eddie's was above his head.
We never noticed.
I never saw that.
He's like, he's like, on your belt.
You'll see your belt buckle says, will you be, like, it's like, Chris Angel.
How did that?
That's awesome.
Thank you, Ray.
Raymondo, thanks, Bob.
All right, cool.
All right.
There we go.
It's exciting.
We're going to have a party.
I'm not, though.
I'm going to have fun, but I don't go hard like you guys.
No, you'll hang.
You're really good.
For someone that doesn't drink,
you're cool to hang without drinking.
Because I've never drank, though, is why.
So I don't...
You don't know how much more fun he could be.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
So do you want to drink?
Hey, Mike, we'll drop the song.
We'll come back to that in a second.
Well, there we go.
We have a...
All three of y'all, groomsmen.
I drank too much.
This broken water took quick.
Yeah, me too.
fits too much wine.
See, that's hardcore.
That sits in there.
Bones, can you shotgun, like a sparkling water?
Not sparkling, it burns.
It's a beer.
Same thing.
No, wait.
You should try it.
I can barely do it.
We'll try it at the wedding.
No, we won't.
Okay, call us if you want, 877.
Oh.
I drank too much, too hard.
Come on.
I just went too hard right now.
Is this one like to have a hangover?
No.
You'll have a hangover right now?
No.
Not even close.
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Big three stories. Let's go over to our producer
Ramundo. Ramundo, what you got over there?
Hollywood acting legend Kurt Douglas
has died at the age of 103.
The Spartacus star died on Wednesday
at his home in Beverly Hills.
In health news, a person from
Wisconsin has become America's
12 coronavirus case.
They had recently been to Beijing.
And in sports, hundreds of thousands of chief fans flooded downtown Kansas City yesterday.
They had the victory parade to celebrate the team's first Super Bowl victory in 50 years.
If you're bitter at your ex, or I guess even your current, the San Antonio Zoo is running a promotion this year.
Well, they will name a rat after your ex.
Oh, my.
For 25 bucks, you can name whatever rat you pick after your ex.
And then feed it to a snake.
Go on.
And then you can watch it on live.
They're like, okay, let's put up our rat name Eddie.
That's a bit much.
That's mean.
Like, if you're going to spend money to do this, you should probably go therapy or something.
Mm-hmm.
Because it's costing you money now to be this bitter.
Yeah.
Yeah, and the joy that they're going to get from watching a live stream.
They're also doing one of those name a cockroach after your ex deals that'll cost you five bucks.
Oh, that's cheaper.
Morgan number two, you've been pretty bitter at your ex before.
Yeah.
Would you ever do this?
No, I would never hurt an animal.
this is just not my cup of tea. Maybe something else along the lines, but not with animals.
Are you still bitter at your ex? Um, I mean, not bitter anymore, no. Still hurt and angry in ways,
but not bitter. Any Valentine's Day plans for you and some new guy you're dating?
No, my best friend always comes into town since we both been single for a while and we'll be
partying up together. Do you go out as a single person on Valentine's Day and look for a guy?
You don't really look, but you kind of go out and drown your...
sorrows with everybody else that's single. It's a good time.
Yeah, I don't remember being single on Valentine's Day because I've been in a relationship.
Oh, my God.
Oh, good day.
You're so dumb.
Thank you.
Lunchbox went on the street to ask women what they wanted on Valentine's Day.
Here's a woman number one.
Chocolate.
I need everything.
Some money on a bed with like, you know, into a heart.
I need all of it.
I didn't know you put money on a bed.
Wow.
In the shape of a heart of roses.
In the shape of a heart.
Actually, that's the best thing you can put on a bed.
I just never thought about that.
A bunch of money?
It's like dollar bills.
Okay, here's the question.
Would she be offended if there's a bunch of singles on the bed?
Right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
In the shape of a heart.
Yes.
I mean, I don't know, depending on where you are in your relationship,
but be like, what do you think this is?
Right.
Anytime there's money near a bed, you're like, what are you think you're paying for?
Right.
No, no, no, no.
I would.
But again, I've been wrong before.
Okay.
Probably not right now, though.
But this is interesting, for sure.
All right, here's the next lady.
Car parts.
Or some boots.
Okay, keeping it real.
Cool, cool.
Maybe I got you a muffler.
All about a carburetor.
Yeah.
Oh, here's the next one.
I would say dinner too and maybe do the dishes.
Okay, so something.
That's like my style.
Simple.
Kind of fun.
Something pretty practical.
Yeah.
That sounds like you've been together a long time.
Dinner and dishes.
The first one, chocolates and money on the bed.
Does not sound like you've been, maybe you just met.
Like, that one sounds like an hour ago and you met him outside the gas station.
Okay.
What?
You picked him up on the corn.
All right, here's the next one.
I would want my man to, like, go out of his way and be self-sacrificing in some sense,
whether that be, like, get up early and take the dog for a walk or have my car clean.
Okay.
And then finally?
A home-cooked meal and a movie night.
I'd like to give you the one piece of advice for Valentine's Day.
I shall give it to you now.
You'd think I got on an app in charge for this, but I'm going to tell you right now,
here is the advice that you need every guy listening for Valentine's Day.
Here is what you need to do.
Okay?
Ready?
Free 99.
Show effort.
That's it.
That's all they want.
Girls, turn your ears off for a second.
Turn the radio down for a second.
If you're listening right now...
It's just me in lunchbox analogy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, I see.
Yeah, go ahead.
Here's the thing.
It's any guy listening.
And it doesn't have to be a Valentine's Day.
It can be a birthday.
It can be about what women really.
want is for you to show that you care, that you have taken time, effort.
Because you're not going to make every right decision about every right gift.
You're not going to make every right decision about where to go.
But as long as it looks like you tried, especially in relationships that you're putting an
effort, that goes a long way.
You're welcome.
And it's so simple.
Sometimes the most simple things are the hardest to remember to do.
Talked right into that song.
The money heart.
The money on the bed, though, is that effort?
Yeah, no, it's a different kind of effort.
As long as you put some time into it, it's hard for someone to be upset.
You can be disappointed because it's, maybe they didn't get you what you wanted.
But it's been, it's bad effort.
All right, okay?
Thank you, man.
Can I hear again?
Sure.
Obviously you could hear you.
You were singing over to talk.
Yeah, yeah.
Obviously.
Anything you'd like to say, Amy.
I mean, I think that that's a good rule.
Even if it's walking the dog, even if it's walking the dog, even if you're
it's having your car clean, like all that is actually pretty awesome.
Because the crazy romantic stuff, ebbs and flows, and mostly goes hot early.
And then you start to figure out the real pragmatic approach to a relationship.
And I think that take the dog for a walk, like she said, have the car cleaned.
All that just shows you care.
Eddie lunchbox.
Oh, you know what they didn't say, though?
Flowers, see?
I think she said if she wants chocolate and money on the bed.
That's the same kind of.
Redmond, could you play that first clip?
again, I liked her.
Chocolate, I need everything.
Some money on the bed would like, you know, into a heart.
I need all of that.
She wants the money on the bed shape, like a heart.
That's a lot of effort right there.
Normally it's rose petals, but she's going straight bills.
Shit.
A woman in South Carolina managed to dial 911 with her toes after her hands were crushed by her car.
Oh, my.
She was changing her tire on the side of the interstate.
state. She got a flat on I-95, a jack holding up the car slipped while she was putting on the
spare tire, causing the woman's hands to get stuck between the tire and the fender. Over the next
35 minutes, the woman was able to slide off her shoe and call 911 with her phone. Fire rescue
crews were nearby. They got there quickly. She suffered injuries to both hands and all of her
fingers. She was treated for injuries,
giving pain medication, got to the hospital.
She's going to be okay, but her hands were...
So, when I read this, I go.
Are you good with your feet, Amy?
Yes. I can pinch with my toes.
Let's see if you can call 911. Let's put her...
Have your phone on you?
Yeah. This is great.
Yeah. So, let's get Amy over to the stage.
Wow.
Because we have a performance stage here.
Okay.
So Amy's going to take the...
Her cell phone. Now, don't dial in the code yet.
Oh, God.
Yeah, she had...
She didn't have all this advantage.
Yeah, you have to do it all with your feet.
She...
Well, yeah, probably.
If she had a phone that's been put out in the last 15 years.
Leave your shoes on.
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.
Amy's trying to get all these advantages.
Yeah.
No, no.
Can we get a timer down?
Do you want to put in the garage?
Like, under a car?
Put a car out there.
Okay, so...
Ready, Ramundo?
Here we go.
Amy is on the stage and go.
Amy's pulling off her shoe.
Do not use your hands.
I know I'm like my hands are in pain.
Okay, she's not taking off her sock.
Nice.
Now she's now touched her phone with her foot.
She's trying to swipe up.
Now she is swiping her pass code.
Don't put on my camera, Eddie.
I'm not.
Okay.
69, 69.
She's in.
She's in.
Now all I want you to do is dial 311.
That's two nine because we'll get the cops in here and we'll be in trouble.
Okay, 3.1.
Can you, do you know my number?
Do you know my number?
Well, I have you on like...
Okay, do that.
Amy's now scrolling her contacts list with her phone.
He's actually really good with her toes.
That's crazy.
She's quite advanced.
Yes.
Now she's looking to say who she'd like to call.
She's on Instagram right now.
She's now doing a TikTok with her.
Who are you calling?
She's now dialing.
Say you need help.
Oh my gosh, clarify, Amy.
I need help.
I'm trapped.
Can you call 911?
What?
Well, don't do that, Amy.
Don't kid her like that.
Is that your sister?
That's not a funny joke.
It's Mary.
Okay, thank you.
I'm good.
It's a radio bit.
Tell her not to call 911.
Everything's fine, but I'm just able to call you.
Now she thinks you're being kidnapped.
If someone...
Okay.
All right.
All right.
Bye.
Bye.
What?
No, no.
Why would you lead with...
I need help call 911.
You'd scare someone, Amy, doing that.
I'm sorry.
I'm scared.
Okay.
Our point is, Amy did it.
Nice. There you go.
There you go.
Quickly, too.
Now I'm going to sit on your hands.
Yeah, imagine that with a car on your top of you.
Yeah, that'd be tough.
But I bet you figure it out quickly.
Because you know if you're not going anywhere.
Well, shout out to the unnamed woman, 54.
Got a flat tire, crushed her hands, and then she called 911 with her feet.
Also, how do you get your phone out of your pocket?
Oh, gosh, we didn't even try that.
Okay, let's do it again.
Put the phone in your pocket.
She probably had it.
I mean, I can figure it out.
Okay, we're not doing that.
The latest from Nashville and Hollywood.
Morgan number two, 30-second skinny.
Sam Hunt announced he has a new album coming out called Southside on April 3rd.
He will also be going on a headlining tour with special guests, Kip Moore and Travis Denning,
featuring songs from the new album.
It kicks off May 28th in North Carolina.
Luke Bryan is happy to have other country music dads to talk to.
Thomas Reddell call me from time to time.
and he'll go, hey, we're going to this place.
I saw you went there as a kid-friendly.
So it's fun to be able to talk daddy shop with them now, you know,
and Jason's got little ones too, and yeah, they're all in the mix.
Miranda Lambert and her mom Bev have rewarded $160,000 worth of grants
to animal shelters across the country,
all thanks to Muts Across America, an initiative under the Mutt Nation Foundation.
I'm Morgan number two.
That's your skinny.
It's time for the good news.
Tell me something good.
I saw this on Twitter last night.
A Massachusetts waitress was blown away by a generous tip that she recently got.
Her name is Jennifer.
The check was $157 and 56 cents.
And she gave it to a local business guy.
And he put a $5,000 tip on the check.
Said he was inspired by Donnie Wahlberg after he made headlines for tipping $2,000 at the start of the year.
his thing was $2,020 because they were getting into 2020.
Right.
This guy tipped $5,000.
Can you imagine?
I would think that was a joke.
I would think he was being super generous with $50 and messed up.
Right.
Did you just accidentally add some zeros?
And then you have to call him and go, excuse me, sir.
And hope that they really did mean it.
Yeah, he tipped $5,000 on that meal that cost $157.
Amazing.
And then he wrote a note on the ticket that said,
Donnie, your move.
Oh, wow.
Reference.
Because, again, Donnie Walberg's also from Massachusetts.
He's a Boston guy.
So anyway, she says it made his night, but really her month and her year and her life.
He wants Donnie to go 6K now.
You know, I don't know what anybody have going on.
Wow.
I just thought it was a cool story, and that's what it's all about.
That was Tell Me Something Good.
Bobid Bones Show.
Boney up the day.
This story comes to us from Kalamazoo, Michigan.
A man broke into a family's home is holding everybody.
at gunpoint, give me all your valuables, give me all your valuables. And the dad looks at the gun
goes, man, that has an orange tip on it. Oh no. Not a real gun. Of course not. No of the orange tip.
He said that looks like a lot of the guns my kids play with. And on the side it said Nerf.
The orange tip, if you're going to hold somebody at gunpoint. Yeah, that's a giveaway.
Paint over it, cover it with your hand, do the finger in your pocket, anything other than the
orange tip. So then the dad jumped up and tackled the guy called
911 and he was arrested.
Idiot.
All right, there you go.
I'm Lunchbox.
That's your bonehead story of the day.
Here we go.
Come on, Bobby.
All right, time now for elder versus millennial.
Eddie's the elder.
You are.
40 years old.
Morgan number two is the millennial.
You are.
26 years old.
And what I do is I ask each of them questions about the other person's generation.
Oh, this game.
By the way, we're tied four to four.
Oh, really?
Good.
Eddie, I'm going to ask you questions about millennial stuff.
Come on.
Let's go.
Question number one.
Who played Lewis?
In the Disney show Even Stevens.
Never heard of it.
Who played Lewis in the Disney show Even Stevens?
I'm going to guess here.
Louis Tomlinson.
One direction.
No, that's the name?
Morgan number two?
Shailabuff.
Nice.
Really?
One point, yeah.
That must have been a long time ago.
Well, she's 26.
It was when he was a kid.
Okay.
What was the name of the school that Harry Potter goes to?
Hogsworts.
Excuse me?
Shoot.
Hold on.
Let me think about this.
Trying to go with first thing in my mind.
Not a good idea.
It's hog something.
Wait, what's the name of the school
Harry Potter goes to?
Yeah.
Hogworts.
Dang it.
Why are you guys laughing?
It sounds so right to me.
I don't even know for sure.
I need to...
Because I do this with Amy sometimes.
I need you to declare what your answer is
instead of just yelling out things.
Gosh, is it hogs warts or hogworts?
Hogwartsworts.
Your answer is?
Hogwarts.
Yes.
How's that spelled?
H-O-G-W-A
Yeah.
H-O-T-S?
Hogwarts.
Okay.
Yeah.
Eddie, what's the name
of the popular fruit snack
with juicy scinters?
Their shape like hexagons
are made by General Mills.
Oh, one of my favorites.
Gushers.
Wow.
Yeah!
Nice one.
Yeah, see, with food stuff,
I keep it young.
Oh, boy.
Eddie, too.
This is great.
Morgan number two, one.
Okay.
From the steel.
Morgan number two,
your questions.
Ready?
There is a bit of
unfairness
to this game
because Eddie,
you're living during
her stuff.
Some of your stuff
she didn't even live in.
Yeah, before she was
born, you're right.
But that's okay.
But that's the way the game is.
That's the way the game.
I just have to hope his memory
goes away.
Hey, Morgan number two.
This is a quote
from what movie.
Swing!
So again, I'll do it again.
Shwing!
Is a quote from what movie?
From a movie?
Mm-hmm.
Is it a friend?
funny movie? I'm not giving you hints.
Shwing.
I don't know,
but I'm going to do Back to the Future.
Eddie, you can still
Swing!
I believe it's, is it
Stiffler, American Pie? Is that your answer?
Yeah, American Pie. No!
What's Swing? It's Wayne's World. Oh my goodness.
Swing! Swing! Mess that one up.
That stinks, Eddie. Yeah, that's not good. That hurts you
a little bit.
Hey, Morgan number two.
Okay.
These guys are the best-selling music duo in history.
Daryl and John were their first names.
What are their last names?
Nice.
This is bad.
Yes.
I thought she'd say Dan and Shay.
Florida, Georgia Line.
What's the score?
Two to two.
Oh, boy.
All comes down to this one.
A Morgan number two.
A trapper keeper was a kind of what?
A trapper keeper.
You've heard of that?
No.
Wow.
Every one of us in the room went,
that's a great view.
I feel like.
I feel like they still have them.
Oh, yeah.
A trapper keeper is a kind of what?
A trapper keeper.
I don't even know the category to guess in.
A bug catcher?
A bug catcher?
This is crazy.
I know. Eddie for the win.
Oh, this is great.
It's a school binder.
It's a binder.
Yeah.
Play that music.
A traffic keeper, Morgan number two, it's like a bind,
and it kept all these different folders in it.
I think we just called them binders.
I don't think I've ever heard that.
It was a kind of binder.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And it had Velker on it and cool designs.
Yeah, it's pretty awesome.
You look forward to getting that trapper keeper.
Yeah, I got like a bootlegged trapper keeper.
As soon as I said it.
I think about
his brand.
If his brand name,
I don't have it.
The brand name I have it.
Eddie,
congratulations though.
There he is.
Our winner today.
It's funny when Morgan number two
said you didn't know what that was,
Ramundo, Amy,
all those went,
oh, our jaws opened.
But Amy,
that's the realization
that it's not the same life.
I know.
We're not living the same life,
you know?
Not at all.
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So this came during our Kane Brown interview.
We asked him, just jokingly, if he buys out the theater.
And Kane Brown said that's apparently what Luke Bryant does.
Listen, I don't know that this is true.
I know.
Here's the clip from the interview.
The Green Hills Movie Theater, and the girl came in there.
We got there too late for food.
So we were asking him, like, can you please just make us food, like fries or anything?
We didn't eat dinner because we were coming to watch a movie.
And they were like, y'all are so much different than Luke Bryan.
Like, Luke Bryan just shuts down the theater.
And it's just, I was like, I didn't know you could do that.
So we had Lunchbox call.
And so here is Lunchbox calling just a regular movie theater?
Regular old movie theater.
Who do you ask for?
Well, that was the hard part, was figuring out who to talk to.
And finally you get up to like the general manager of the theater.
Okay, here we go.
This is call number one.
Jason Gible here, businessman, business deals, trying to get that money.
I'm trying to see how much it is to rent out an entire.
theater. How many people are you looking to bring?
Just two? Two? Yeah, me and my wife
just trying to do baller move. So I got a lot of money. I just didn't know if it's like
you know, you know, 75 bucks, 100 bucks, you know, buy a thing of popcorn and we're good to go.
For the small theater is 250. For the medium, it's 500. For the large, it's 800. I don't
think you need a larger a medium if you only have two people unless you want to just have a bunch of
empty seats behind you. What about 150? And then I'll buy two popcorns.
I respect the game. You know, I got to try. You know, businessman making a business deal
trying to get that money.
I understand.
But it looks cooler if I do 800 and get the big theater, right?
Yeah, in theory, yes.
See, that's what I'm talking about.
All right, I'll be in touch.
Thank you so much, my man.
All right, no problem.
Bye-bye.
I guess I thought it was getting more than $250.
Oh, for sure.
For the small one, that seems doable.
Yeah, to, like, impress them.
Listen, it's expensive and I'm not really going to do it.
Okay, but...
That's expensive for a movie.
Now it doesn't seem so ridiculous for Luke Brian to do it.
But I thought it would be like thousands of dollars.
But it doesn't seem that crazy for Luke,
Luke Ryan now. No, not at all. It's kind of like
he probably, if he's got his whole family
and just easier, he's probably like,
okay, get the whole theater.
Wow. A little bit, I'm blown away.
Okay, lunchbox calls
a different movie theater. Yeah. Okay, here we go.
Hi, this is Chris. How can I help you today?
Hey, Chris, Jason Gibble here, businessman, making
business deals trying to get that money. And I was just
calling because I've always, you know, wanted
to rent out an entire theater and I need to know
how much that would be. You're talking the full
price of renting out every seat in the auditorium.
I'll buy two tickets.
I'll slip you 100 and then you tell everybody else it's sold out.
No, I'm sorry.
That's, I can't do that.
What if I tip you 500?
I understand what you're saying.
I understand what you want to do, but that's just, that's not how it works.
There'd be no way to do it.
Okay, what if I tipped you 10,000?
And I'll buy you a thing of popcorn.
I appreciate it, sir, but no.
Okay, thank you.
Have a great day.
You have a great one, too.
Bye-bye.
A little stick in the mud.
You don't want to take the tank?
Or he thinks he's on undercover boss.
You'd think your boss is calling you and going.
He probably is like, who doge that one?
Not falling for that one, boss.
$10,000.
He's probably on his way to a big manager.
You know what's kind of hitting me in my mind is that you can probably do this at one of the times the movie's not being shown.
And that's extra money.
You can't buy it out.
If they're showing at 3.30 showing of the Joker, you probably have to buy every ticket.
You have to go exactly 3.30.
But you probably go at like noon when there's like four hours.
they're not using the theater.
Right?
Yeah.
There's no cleanup.
Yeah.
Can you imagine?
There's no cleanup
when we go in to just destroy it.
Just trash the entire theater.
Here's one more.
Lunchbox is calling movie theater so much it cost to run out the entire theater.
Is this Denise?
Yes, Denise.
This is Jason Gibble.
Businessman making business deals trying to get that money.
And I was trying to get some information on how much it is to rent out an entire theater.
You have to buy out every single city in the auditorium.
Yeah, okay.
So let's say 500 bucks.
We've got a deal?
No, no.
I cannot make the deal.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
You drive a hard bargain?
I get it, I get it.
How about $750 and I'll buy two large popcorns and two large diet coats?
I cannot.
How about $100,000?
Then you can do whatever you want.
Deal.
Bye.
Everybody has a price.
I mean, it was crazy that one theater, it was only $250,
and then the other ones you had to buy every single seat.
I would say that's because there's probably a rule at one theater.
You can rent a theater for X price if they're not showing a movie.
Right.
And the other is that you got to come by.
when we're showing it and buy a receipt.
Yeah.
But that's pretty cool.
But if I were Luke
and I wanted to get some privacy
with my family,
why not?
And you have Luke Brian money,
I'd buy a theater
of $250.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Look at that.
That's good.
That's good like we learned.
That was a fun segment.
Yeah, good for us.
We had fun.
Good for us.
I'm just kidding.
Good luck.
Good luck.
Good luck with that.
Although everybody's really cool.
Right.
Here's Amy's Pile of Stories.
So in elementary school,
played the Lion King in the movie for a fundraiser,
and Disney found out about it,
and they fined the school $250 for playing the movie without a license.
Can't do that.
You can't play somebody else's stuff.
Yeah, for any reason whatsoever.
And they're not doing it to actually make the money.
They're doing it so bigger fundraisers or bigger anything doesn't show it.
Right, to make a point.
So that way, but I mean, as parents at a school,
you just think you're doing a fundraiser
and you probably don't realize that you can't do this.
Well, here's what I'm going to.
to say you do know you can't do it however i think you probably do but however you just don't think
it's going to get out you don't think someone's going to tell on you right because again
disney it doesn't matter how big or how small a company is if they're paying to create something you
can't go use it for free and they're not expect so i know disney's big and the popular things go
i can't believe you would do that disney how's disney to know however they're just doing it
look like they're in a found i'm ten thousand dollars oh wow get this because i remember watching
The Lion King in my seventh grade class, Mr. Garcia.
Different.
They're not raising money in your class.
But it says here, if a movie is shown for any entertainment reason, even in the classroom,
it is required by law that the school obtains a public performance license.
Oh, we didn't do that.
Wow.
I know, right?
We saw a lot of movies.
The PTA made $800 during the fundraiser, but now they're going to cough up the $250 fine.
Okay.
And again, you just don't expect someone to tell on you.
Like, how did they get out?
That's who I would be at.
Did someone snitch to Disney?
Why would you do that, right?
What do you always say?
Snitches get stitches.
Well, I mean, I didn't make that out.
I didn't make that.
Can you imagine somebody gets to jump now because they told Disney?
But you understand why, right?
Yeah, I totally understand why.
I was just shocked by it.
So I wanted to, I mean, I guess I'm not shocked, but I'm shocked.
And I just wanted other people to be aware in case you're planning a fundraiser to, you know, soon with a movie.
It's like if you were to order a pay for it for, but you have to pay for it.
But you have to pay more of a
showing it to more people.
You can't just pay.
I met a guy where his job was to go to different bars on fight nights to see if they were licensed.
What about if you're hosting a fight night party at your house?
That's a borderline.
Again, but these are rules and laws that, again, unless someone tells on you, they don't get out there.
I never knew that.
So you have to pay like per head.
Not per head, but if it's shown over an amount of people, you're supposed to pay more for it.
Or if it's in a business, maybe that's.
That's the rulebook where people are buying.
Okay. Wow. I didn't know that.
But it is easy to go, oh, man, Disney.
But really, they're in the right.
And they're just making sure people don't take their property and use it for free because they paid for that.
So I know it does kind of stink.
It'll be fine.
They'll be fine.
All right.
What else?
Heads up.
So police responded to a report of a child's voice crying.
And of course, right when I started reading the story, I was like, oh, my gosh, was this set up?
Was it a gang?
When they got there, was it a kid?
Who was it?
Was it a trap?
Well, it turns out it was a goat with its head stuck in a fence,
but people thought it was a screaming child.
Isn't it weird how you can get your head stuck in something going forward and you can't get it back out?
Like just a weird part of our...
Isn't it? Yeah, because it just slides in one way, but then it catches on the way out.
Like, that's always unfortunate.
All right, what else?
Okay, so if you're one of those people that likes to buy something just because it's on sale,
like normally you wouldn't really be buying it and you don't need it,
because it's on sale you buy it, you are not alone.
because the average person spent almost $8,000 buying stuff, quote unquote, on sale last year.
Well, two things I like to share.
One, those dumb bed bath and beyond take a percentage off.
I will go spend way more money than I ever thought about because of the money I was saving.
20% off coupon?
Then I'm not even saving it.
The buckle would send you a gift card to be like, you use this and you'll get 15% off your entire next purchase.
And I'd be like, hold it is like, you have to spend at least $50 though.
So I was like, well, I got to hit that $50 threshold.
Right.
No, my husband and I argue about this all the time
because I'll say, but it was on sale.
He's like, but we never would have spent the money in the first place.
You're only buying it because it's on sale.
So technically we're still out money.
So anyway, just let's try to.
Oh, they get us.
They get us every time.
But now that you're aware, maybe you'll focus this year on that.
Always been aware.
Still do it like an idiot.
Okay, well, you're not alone because a lot of people are doing it.
I'm Amy.
That's my pile.
That was Amy's pile of stories.
It's time for the good news.
With lunchbox
Tell me something good
Three-year-old Tatum is in daycare
In Lincoln, Nebraska, and his father's in the military
So they were having show and tell day
So Tatum brought his military doll
That looks like his dad dressed in a military uniform
He's showing it off to the class
And the teacher's like, what would you do
If your dad was here
He's like, I'd give him a big old squeeze
And here it is
If you saw daddy right now, what would you work?
You don't know
Would you give your daddy a big squeeze?
you would
Are you sure
Are you sure
Who is it?
That's him's daddy
Yeah there you go
Oh man
If I'll watch that
I'd probably be a mess for a little bit
I'd be honest with you
Dang that's a good one
That's what it's all about right there
That was tell me something good
Come on Bobby
Transmitting
Over to Amy who sits to my left
Time for the morning corny
A morning corny.
What do you call a farmer that spies on his crops?
What do you call a farmer that spies on his crops?
A corn stalker.
All right.
That was the morning corny.
There you go.
It's a Bobby Bones show.
Amy was doing an Instagram live last night, so I got on with her and we talked for, I don't know, 10 minutes or so?
Yeah, it was awesome.
It was when I had the most people watching.
Oh, was it?
I was just brushing my teeth.
More people joined.
And then they stayed.
And then Bobby went away and they all went away.
And I was like, dang.
Wow.
I don't know that that happened.
I saw it happen.
All I know is I'm in the bathroom and I get a burr on my phone.
And it's as Amy would like you to join her Instagram.
I'm brushing my teeth.
I was surprised to see you even watching.
So I was like, oh, I'll see if he answers.
And so I get on and her and her sister, I don't even start talking about.
Everything.
Yeah.
And so we talk for a little bit and then I hang up and I start working on the show.
I go to bed.
And then I start to get messages.
Here's one that just came in about your Instagram Live.
Hey, Bobby, I missed a conversation about Amy's son mooning a thousand viewers on Instagram Live last night.
Yeah, it happened.
What?
What?
Well, he came in and he started talking and he was like, hey, and then, you know, he likes to booty dance.
And so I thought he just wanted to like shake his booty.
So he gets up.
And I don't know who took, like we haven't taught him mooning, but now, I mean, maybe.
Oh, mooning was awesome.
Nice to moon everybody.
Yeah.
And so it never even crossed my mind that he would pull everything down.
And he gets up on the couch and he's like doing his thing.
And then all of a sudden he just pulls his pants down.
And I kind of thought, oh, did you just pull his pants down?
And then why would you want to show everybody his diaper?
He was like ready for bed.
Straight booty, bear booty.
And he thought it was hilarious.
And he just died laughing.
I mean, so did we because we weren't expecting it.
But yeah, everybody got, and he was super close to the camera.
Have you been kicked off Instagram for that?
I don't think.
A lot of things wrong with that?
I know.
Like one neck of butt.
two kid naked butt?
I know.
I had no.
So far, nothing.
But I did get nervous that something
we're going to get fined or flagged.
And we told him that,
that he can't do that in public.
He could get fined.
And now he's all worried.
You should find him, though.
Does he have money?
Yeah?
Yeah, you should tell.
You should find him.
How much?
$5.
They're like, hey, we heard from Instagram.
You were going to be fined $5 for that last night.
Teach him a lesson.
All right.
Okay.
No one wants to lose their money.
No, that is a good lesson.
And if you laughed at him, you can't punish him.
I know.
I think we were just so shocked, but then I did tell him, like, afterwards.
I'm like, buddy, you can't do stuff like that.
Especially we didn't know it was coming and there's people on there that we don't know.
Well, today you got a note from Instagram that he's been fine $5.
Oh, okay.
All right, I'll tell him.
Okay.
I'll have him pay up.
I'm going to ask you guys for a personal milestone in just a minute.
So think about it.
Something in your life that you've accomplished.
That'd be big.
Be small.
Being a little streak you've said.
Because this guy just hit a million miles on his truck.
one million miles with his Nissan Frontier pickup truck.
Now he should be in a commercial, right?
He should be whatever they're doing to promote his Nissan.
That should be his deal.
Yeah.
Brian Murphy bought the truck in 2007 used it for a delivery service.
Has never owned or used another vehicle since.
The two-wheel drive king cab still has its original four-cylinder engine
and five-speed manual transmission.
The clutch lasted over 800,000 miles, outliving the driver's seat, which is crazy.
The only other major work he's had done was getting a new timing chain
installed at 750,000 miles.
Nissan says he may have the record for putting the most miles on a frontier.
And there's a picture he took of 999-999-99-99-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9.
All that.
Pretty cool.
I didn't know that was possible.
My Pontiac Sunfire had over $200,000.
And it finally just, I don't even know if they make those anymore.
Do they make Sunfires, Pontiac Sunfires?
It was the most legit car I ever had as far as...
It was like a small tank.
It didn't look like a tank.
But it would go wherever you needed to go.
When I moved from Little Rock to Austin, Texas, it was about a nine-hour drive.
And we had started out on the drive and got hit by a huge snowstorm.
The drive ended up taking 27 hours to get down because we hit a snow and ice storm.
That Pontiac Sunfire just there were 18 wheelers pulled over.
There were big trucks.
My Sunfire didn't stop.
They're all jealous of you.
Yeah.
Over 200,000.
Do you have any sort of milestone that you've hit recently?
Oh, it should be recent.
But it doesn't matter.
Like mine, for example,
I'm two weeks away from on my Peloton
hitting one year, every week for a year,
at least once a week.
That's pretty good.
Because it keeps track of it.
So I'm two weeks away from hitting 52 weeks.
I'm pretty pumped about that.
Okay.
You?
Well, I mean, I guess it's not recent.
I mean, I haven't pressed news in forever.
I don't know that I have any goals that I did recently.
Is that sad?
Oh, mine for sure is the book that I read in three years.
weeks. Like I hadn't read a book
that fast in forever.
Watchbox? Ooh, that's easy.
200,000 people on Twitter follow me.
Nice. That's pretty cool. Morgan?
Probably the fact that I watched
23 Marvel movies. Oh, yeah.
That might be the winner. That's the winner.
Yeah, you win. Morgan number two, watch 23
Marvel movies from Christmas to basically we came back.
That's just watching movies all the time. Yeah. Yeah, it was like
three and a half straight weeks of movies, basically.
That's impressive. Yeah, I haven't done that.
Like, I feel like that's more impressive than my
50 weeks in a row of exercising.
I don't know.
I don't know.
That's solid.
Yeah.
Yeah, because I don't know
that I've ever done that
with anything.
I'm sure that I've exercised
50 weeks in a row,
but not on a particular machine.
A new study finds that the topics
married couples choose to argue about
make all the difference in the world.
So the happy couples
almost never chose to discuss problems
that were harder to resolve
or would take months to sort out.
What does that?
What are you fighting about that would take months to sort out?
Like some sort of fundamental money issue?
Right.
Religious issue.
I'm like, so what do you just keep putting it under the rug?
You know, like I say, stay surface.
Yeah.
Don't go deep.
This was a critical factor that researchers believed
has been very important to marital happiness.
Experts say that unhappy copals focused on the more difficult to solve problems
that really they were fighting and regardless of the fight
would never come to a conclusion.
Okay.
All right.
So you just go round and round.
And there's not an ending.
It's almost like you're fighting just to fight.
You find a reason to fight.
Yeah, that's miserable.
I think some people are in that.
Yeah.
Oh, I could see.
I've been in that right.
That's what I'm saying.
I think some people will even happy get into that spot.
Yeah.
Well, I was in therapy yesterday and I was talking about not having an argument,
but just how I unfairly feel certain things in relationships.
And she says, and I think this is a pretty common thing in therapy.
And she told me, she goes, hey, what you need to do when you bring up something,
and this isn't just about my current relationship, even past relationships.
She goes, what you need to say is, hey, the story I tell myself is blank.
And then that's the best way to talk about something if you're irritated with something.
Because it doesn't mean it's the universal truth.
It means the story I'm telling myself is, well, that I'm irritated because of X and then it's not,
hey, this is what's happening.
Right.
It's unfairly or not, this is what I'm telling myself and we can try to work from it.
And she was like, it's the greatest tool whenever you get into a fight.
I've been telling people
for like 10 years.
She's like,
just say this.
Or whenever you
want to bring up
something that's uncomfortable,
you say,
hey, the story I'm telling myself is
and then you say it
because again,
it doesn't a sign
that it's the truth.
It says it fairly or not.
This is what's going
through my head,
so I want to share it with you.
Oh, yeah.
And I mean, guys,
I don't know that y'all
are as bad at it as females.
I mean, you're admitting
that you struggle with it,
but like, we girls,
we can create this entire narrative
to where now you,
like for my husband,
been it could be like, oh yeah, now, you don't love me anymore.
Our marriage is over.
You hate me.
And it all has to do with like that he kind of maybe ignored me for a second earlier in the
day.
And all of a sudden I've built it up to that.
It's like this horrible thing.
I would say, so the lie that I'm telling myself right now.
You say lie.
Yeah.
But what if it's not a lie?
Well, I'm telling my, well, okay, the potential lie that I'm telling myself,
you can correct me if I'm wrong.
But I guess the story, you could use it that way.
But is that you.
ignored me because you don't love me anymore and now I'm undesirable to you and now we're
probably going to get divorced.
And then he'll be like, right, I know.
That's what I mean.
Like sometimes we can go up zero to 60 super fast.
And then my husband would be like, what?
I was on the phone.
Like it literally was nothing and I'm, obviously I'm exaggerating the story, but it literally
could be nothing.
And I've told myself it's like this horrible thing.
I do the same thing with you too.
That applies to any relationship.
Like sometimes I'll be like, oh.
he's not what did I do what did I say wrong are we are we did I do something am I not doing my job good
like what's wrong and really you're just busy or something like it doesn't I can do it with lots of
people it's not just my spouse well apparently the key is according to mine is just go hey listen the
story I tell myself is that you're really upset with me and you hate me because of the way you acted
today and I'd be like no I didn't get enough sleep last night sorry perfect so I could be like
the story I'm telling myself is I'm about to lose my job and I would say never
I would fire me before you.
Okay, that's not.
Yeah.
Okay, that's not.
You would run the volleyball show before I would let me go.
Okay, that's funny.
I did get in trouble yesterday.
I was in therapy, and sometimes I just get tired of talking about because I go to a relationship therapist.
And I just, I'm just over talking about relationships.
And so I just started talking about work.
And I was like, she's like, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Nope, stop.
You didn't come here to talk about your job.
You didn't come here to talk about whatever TV show you're about to start doing.
She goes, we came here to talk, and then she kind of had to reset me.
but like I've been scolded.
Dang.
Wait, so you're not allowed to talk about any other areas of your life?
I am, but I was really just getting out of.
You were pivoting.
It just is tired of it.
Oh, you were using it as a, yeah.
Well, no, that's when you know you need to dig deep.
You need to lean all the way in.
I've been digging deep.
I'm pretty dug right now, and I don't have any big issues right now.
I need to let some issues happen.
She said that's a bad way to go into it.
That's horrible.
What are you talking about?
I was like, you know, I'm pretty good.
happy right now. I said, you know, maybe a little too happy.
She goes, well, that's an issue that you think you probably,
something could go wrong. I said, well, I'm just in a good
place right now. I'm never in a good place.
I said, so something will come, don't worry. And then
I was like, maybe I should, I'll find something
before I come back next week. She's like, no, don't
find things. Don't go out on a scavenger hunt for things that are wrong.
Yeah, I think you need to learn to live
in the, the, when it's okay.
Live in that, but still be open to working. It's not a good
place for me. Okay. I like to have always something
just a little bit wrong. It's like a criminal.
This is a little low.
Oh, well, trust me, I mean, we all still have things wrong.
Even when life's great, you still go so wrong.
On the phone is Valerie in Tennessee, who has called us.
Thankful for that.
Hey, Valerie, what's going on?
Hi, I know the answer to the blank.
What's you talking about?
Do you hear me?
Oh, the guy that ate dog food?
Oh, that wasn't really a game.
Oh, I love that.
You're going to fill it in.
It wasn't that I know the answer.
He feels better
Why? Do you eat dog food?
No.
I heard the story.
He's been eating at like for three or four months.
It took them four days to get over the taste.
See, I know the whole story.
I thought I was going to win.
Well, it wasn't a game.
It was a tease for something I was about to talk about.
That's funny.
This guy was the president of a dog food company in Texas
ate nothing but his own company's dog food for 30 days
to prove that it was high-quality food.
He said the beginning was tough.
He missed the taste of normal food, but he feels pretty fantastic and wound up losing 30 pounds.
Whoa.
Now, I wonder if that weight loss, though, is because he didn't want to eat a lot.
It's easy to lose weight when you don't want to eat the food.
I know if you're eating a fourth a cup of dog food.
There's a business jargon term called dog fooding, which means companies actually use their own products to test them out and experience what it's really like.
And so he did that literally.
So dog fooding doesn't really have to do it to do with dog food.
It'd be like if we were dog fooding this show, we'd only listen to this show to see if we liked it.
So that's what he did.
He had his own food for 30 days.
And he did it all on YouTube.
He said it was tough.
He said, I just missed normal food and lost 25 to 30 pounds.
Wow.
So, Valerie, it wasn't a game, but I enjoy talking with you.
You too.
And I just want to say, I'm really glad that we can get you guys down here now.
Because I've always enjoyed listening to you, but I can never get you until I got up towards Knoxville.
And now we can hear you every day.
and I really enjoy it.
Oh, thanks.
I appreciate you listening.
And thanks for calling.
I wish we had something.
Can we give her something?
I know.
I feel like she...
Can we give her like a can of dog food or something?
I mean, she really...
Hey, I have three dogs.
I have three dogs, three cats, and three chickens.
Oh, wow.
How big a piece of land do you have over there with nine animals?
Not very big.
It's big enough.
Big enough.
They all get along.
So, that's the plus.
The chickens and the cats.
Caps?
Yes.
Yes.
The chickens, the cats get along better than the dogs than the chickens.
Well, this sounds like that riddle where you take the boat across with all the animals in it and one has to get out.
You ever do that old thing back in school?
No.
There's like a fox and chicken and you have to get them all across that eating each other.
Never mind.
All right.
Thank you, Valerie.
Have a great day.
All right.
You too.
Bye-bye.
I didn't know that seemed like a game.
I was just doing a little tease to get people over.
What was the other thing I told you guys?
Oh, this couple, they had to attend their own wedding via live stream.
They recently visited the village in that province of Wuhan and decided to live stream themselves to their own wedding from quarantine.
Wow.
So they wouldn't harm their guests.
I was watching CNN this morning and one of the reporters who went to report it was having to stay in quarantine.
And he was reporting from quarantine.
And the reason, again, I'll say it again, because people are like, why don't you report on the flu?
because it's bigger.
We just don't know what this disease is going to do
is why it's a big news story.
It's not that it's bigger and badder than anything yet,
but they can't figure it out,
and that's why it's a big news story.
Don't go to Facebook and read anything we post over there
because people just yell at you.
I went over there, I don't know how Morgan number two does it.
I went over there yesterday for like five minutes,
and I clicked on a couple things just to see what the folks were saying.
I like to get a temperature.
You would think that we were the most hated show
in the history of shows
and all the negativity on there.
What do they get?
It doesn't, I don't know.
Everything.
They fight about the topic.
They fight with each other.
They fight about how lame I am.
They fight.
If you were just to never listen to the show and go to our Facebook page,
you would think that we were the most hated,
controversial piece of content that ever existed.
Yeah, we're not controversial at all.
And if they don't like it and they think that you're lame,
which you're not,
then why are they on the Facebook page
and why are they even engaging in anything to do with the Bobby Bone Chow?
Well, now you're being rational.
Don't do that.
So yesterday, we did a segment I thought was really fun.
The guy came into lunchbox how much as Buffalo Nickel was worth.
I had a lot of fun during that.
You go to the page, like worst segment in the history of the show.
Really?
I thought it was one of the best.
Like I still, I would definitely put my chips in on that one.
Yeah, he was a great set.
And it wasn't just about he, the whole thing was good.
Like, it took him 15 minutes to go look at the Buffalo Nickel.
Yeah.
And they're like, stop doing that where you make people wait.
He's in 15 minutes.
Yeah, we were waiting too.
It's not like we were like, go just sitting there.
One day, I'm just going to be like I'm out of here.
Okay.
I'm just going to go to Facebook and send a retirement note after reading Facebook.
Don't do that.
Done.
Thank you guys.
Let's see.
Let's take Taylor in Arkansas real quick and see what's up over there.
And then Taylor, you're on.
Hi.
Oh my gosh.
Hi.
Good morning, studio.
Morning.
Hi.
I know I don't have a whole lot of time.
I mean, it seems like it's kind of old,
but I was just kind of wanting an update about Amy and lunchbox's house wars.
Amy?
Oh, on my end, it's over.
We got my kids into a school where we didn't have to move.
We were moving for their education,
and we found a place for them to go.
It's kind of a drive, but they're in and we don't have to move.
So that is what we're doing.
We're staying put for a little while.
And lunchbox isn't moving either.
Right.
They're not moving.
So much ado about nothing, Taylor.
Well, it was something for a minute.
Yeah, it was a battle, but we're good.
No. We're friends.
Like every house there's on the market,
we were looking at the same one.
I was like, great.
I don't work a typical Monday through Friday work week,
so I don't always catch every episode of the show
and you guys haven't talked about it in a while,
and I had kind of wondered what happened.
Well, thank you.
And you can always go back and listen to the podcast
on IHart Radio or wherever you listen to your podcast.
The whole show gets loaded right up there.
It's a great way to start your day.
I'm just saying, I have asked everybody
except people on Facebook about that,
and they all agree.
Taylor, thank you.
Okay, thank you.
All right. Goodbye.
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It's time for the good news.
With Amy.
Tell me something good.
So Coors Light is doing something cool for Valentine's Day.
And what they want you to do is like just ditch whatever your other plans were,
whatever you got going on where they have a date or maybe you're alone.
Who cares?
Get yourself a new puppy or a rescue dog.
And they want to cover the adoption fees.
Now they're going to, they've got, you have to apply for this.
They have like a promotion page you can go to and fill everything out.
But the first 1,000 eligible people, they're going to cover up to $100 of the fee.
To qualify, you've got to be 21 or older and adopt a dog between now and February 21st.
So, I mean, obviously the target would be around Valentine's Day and love.
How do you go?
What do you do?
Coorslight.com.
I guess they have a promotion page.
You can check out the details there and fill it out.
But, you know, I mean, you're not drinking beer.
I don't know why you have to be 21 or older.
I mean, maybe.
You like Coors Light?
Is that a good one or no?
No, I mean, when I drank beer, I don't, my dad loved Coors Light.
I liked Miller Light.
I don't know if there's really a difference, but that was my.
Okay, yeah.
Eddie's kind of the beer expert.
But who are you?
I mean, what's cool about Coors Light is that the mountain turns blue when it's cold, the can.
That's about it.
Other than that, it's just a regular beer.
It's cheap, right?
It's cheap.
It's on the cheaper side of things.
What's the best reasonable beer, like normal person beer?
Miller light.
But then you have the argument of Miller Light Bud Light.
I think that's the big argument.
And I think it's geographical too.
Oh, it's Miller Light then.
That's easy.
For me, Miller Light, my dad drank Miller Light.
I drink Miller Light.
But we're still shouting out of Korz Light here for covering this option.
Yeah, there you go.
That's what it's all about.
That was Tell Me Something Good.
Come on, Bobby.
Nicole in Kansas is on right now.
Hey, Nicole.
Hey, Nicole.
I just wanted to, hi.
I just wanted to say that I came across to show by accident about eight years ago,
and I've been listening to the show ever since every chance I can get.
I really love the show.
And the most thing that I love about the show is all of the little stories that you all tell.
It doesn't even matter what it is.
Like, I enjoy every single bit of it.
Well, thank you.
Appreciate that.
I'll actually see if you came across like last week.
Just like eight years ago.
That's for eight years.
Yeah, it's all by accident.
I appreciate that.
Hey, Nicole. Hope you have a great day. Thank you.
You too, thanks.
All right, bye-bye.
A couple things, just a little upkeep here.
Next week, I believe on Wednesday's show of next week,
we will have Coach Monica from Cheer, which is pretty cool.
Super cool.
Yeah, if you watch that show, she coaches the team, and we're going to have her on,
which is good.
Me and all the girls.
Hanging out.
Eddie, have you started it yet?
Yeah, man, it's really good.
And she's a boss, this Monica girl.
This Monica girl.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
Coach Monica.
She's literally the national championship coach of the junior college team.
But man, just the way she handles herself and the way she just leads that group is amazing.
Well, she'll be on Wednesday of next week.
Marin Morris will be on tomorrow.
We're about five minutes away from Ramundo declaring a new groomsman in his wedding.
How you feel about that?
I'm excited.
I want somebody else to join the frat, baby.
I haven't looked on it.
Have you looked under the desk?
No, I have not.
Are you doing that bit again?
No, no, no.
There's no gimmicks or tricks.
Okay.
All right.
Valerie in Indiana, you're on the show.
Valerie, how are you?
Good morning, studio.
Morning.
I wanted to let you guys know that the Target song,
love the Target song.
My brother and I have been singing that since Christmas all the time.
We annoy everybody because we sing it all the time.
Oh, thanks.
Thank you guys.
And I wanted to find out about before Christmas,
you and Eddie were like super excited about a new song called Jesus Knows,
but I haven't heard anything.
Like, have you guys recorded it?
Yeah, it's out.
Jesus knows we put out like four or five months ago.
Yeah, it's been out.
So search wherever you listen to your music,
Bobby Bones and the Raging Idiots.
Jesus knows came out on our live in Boston record.
This is a song that came out today that we put out.
We played it live, but we've never put it out.
So this is the raging idiots.
I'm going to play the Target song in just one second.
But here's what I'm going to do.
Amy and I were talking.
And so if you go and you stream this song
and you take a screenshot and post it on your Instagram story,
just tag me.
And I'll give away one.
or two target gift cards.
Which would be amazing.
Because that's legal, right?
I mean, don't question.
Just be like, just do it.
I can draw attention to it.
When you have to ask yourself, if it's legal?
Because I don't know.
Don't defer to me.
I'll just message some people back to do it.
Just tag at Mr. Bobby Bones
and I'll give you a $50 dollar target gift card.
Boom.
And then do this too.
If you're streaming it, just push play
and let it keep on a repeat
and let it play over and over again when you leave the house.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Get us a bunch of streams.
Yeah.
Just like leave the house and leave it going.
Like this will be our own.
joke here at how big this song gets when really it's not that big at all.
It's a good idea.
What are you going to say?
Well, yeah, if you don't look it up, if you don't know, you can claim innocence.
Yeah, yeah.
If you never know.
So here's the target song from Search for the Target song from Bobby Bones and the Raging
Idiots.
We record this live in Little Rock, Arkansas, and here is our latest song.
The Bobby Bones show.
Well, how rotten is food poisoning?
Oh, the worst.
Right?
It's just like, boom.
And then you're just done.
I had dinner with a friend last night, and he was talking about how.
how he got food poisoning, and he was on a vacation.
And for 36 hours, he just couldn't move.
And so I was looking up the things that you get the most food poisoned from.
Here are the foods that you, by the way, don't eat them.
Don't eat them.
Okay.
Ever?
Especially if you're on vacation.
Don't eat them.
Okay.
One, two, three, four, five, six.
There's eight of these.
Oh, man.
And number eight is tuna.
What, just ate tuna.
But like, Bruma.
Oh, okay.
Oh, gosh.
In a can.
It doesn't matter.
Really?
The food poison happens the most.
Okay, tuna.
Number seven, mushrooms.
What?
I just ate those.
Eddie had one big food poison salad.
Yeah, I had pepperoni mushroom pizza the other day.
Number six, berries.
Wait, you're eliminating food that I like.
I'm just saying these are...
You get mad at him.
Yeah.
This is the list of when people get food poison.
So like any berry, strawberry, raspberry, blackberry, blueberry.
It's because of how they're kept.
I wash mine.
Okay.
Shellfish.
You can't wash them if you're a restaurant, though.
True.
You don't take your berries into the bathroom.
Shellfish like oysters?
Any shellfish.
8, 7, 6, 5.
At 5 is shellfish.
At number four, this is the grossest list we've ever done with the drum roll.
At number four, eggs.
Okay.
Yeah.
Jeez.
Of course.
We're now to the top three things that give people food.
poisoning. Number three, fish.
Okay, great. Number two, unpasteurized dairy. Talk to me about that. I don't know what
that is. What's unpasturized dairy? Well, there's, I just know there's pasturite,
I'll tell you in a second. You don't know? I do, I know the difference. I don't, don't,
just go from the gut. Just go from the gut. No. We're always right when we do that. Yeah, yeah,
just go from now. Unpasturized dairy. Does that be like milk from the cow, like, directly?
Soft cheeses such as Brie, Mexican-style soft cheese
Such as Casso fresco, yogurt made from unpasteurized milk
Pudding made from unpasteurized milk
That's what that is.
And the number one thing that causes food poisoning is sprouts
Because they're just not cleaned properly most of the time
Whenever you don't get to clean them
Oh man
Sprouts are so good for you
Well all that stuff is pretty much good for you
I don't think I write anything on there that's bad for you
But it's just how it's prepared and when it's not clean
cleaned exactly right, you get sick off that the easiest.
And if you ever been wrong about food poisoning, it's not good.
It's like an earthquake in your body.
Yeah.
Just shaking it.
What did you find over there?
Well, do you know that juice can be also unpasteurized?
Stay away from that, too.
What, just unpasturized?
Well, then what's the benefit of getting out of pasteurized stuff?
I have no idea.
I don't even know what pasteurized means.
We need like an expert to explain that.
On yesterday's show, we talked about this.
Scientific study that listed the hottest celebrities based on symmetry in their face,
and George Clooney 5, Brad Pitt 4, Bradley Cooper 3, Henry Cavill at 2.
Is that he say his name?
And he's from Superman, the movie, and then The Witcher on Netflix,
and then Robert Pattinson was it number one.
We gave our thoughts, and listen, I think I spent 10 minutes talking about the hottest guys to me.
You can hear that on yesterday's show.
But Lunchbox went out and asked people on the streets,
who he thought was the hottest male celebrity.
I know a lot of people say Blake Shelton.
What do you like about Blake Shelton?
Not me personally, but friends.
Okay.
What about you?
Oh, Randy Travis.
Oh, what do you like about Randy Travis?
I just like him.
I like his voice.
Sexy.
We talk about a guy that was good looking when he was younger.
It was Randy Travis for sure.
Yeah.
Here's lunchbox on the streets talking again to somebody else.
Oh, who's that one guy?
He plays in that one movie.
I can't think of it.
What's the movie?
I can't think of it.
I've had too many drinks.
Okay, okay.
You can't think...
He's a big burly guy.
He was a wrestler, but he's not a wrestler anymore.
The Rock.
The Rock.
There you go.
The Rock.
What is it about the Rock?
I just love his masculinity.
He's just so masculine.
Thank you so much.
Hey, she's having a good time.
I do a couple of things stuck out to me there.
I thought the rock was just so famous
that you would know who he was.
Not, you know that guy that's thick?
He was a wrestler.
Yeah.
I guess the rock, to me,
is one of the most famous people now in America.
But also,
she's like, the wrestler, he's thick.
I'm like, you know, where's the white thing?
There's a little thing on his head.
What's his name?
The pope.
That's what he kind of felt like.
And then the rock is so big.
Is that attractive?
Is he too big?
I think he's too big for my liking.
but I do like him.
I think I just like him for some reason as...
I like him too as a person.
Yeah, I don't know him, but I think he's cool.
And I can usually tell when guys are hot.
But I'm not attracted to him.
But the rock just seems so big.
So you're not attracted to him?
Not at all.
But if you saw him, I don't think you could resist doing your thing
where you touch his bicep.
I only did that to one person ever.
That's not my thing.
Let's stop that. Let's stop that.
Here is Lunchbox again, talking to somebody asking him
who their hottest male celebrity is.
Rob Lowe.
Why Rob Lowe?
Because he's hot.
Well, what's hot about him?
His asses.
Oh, wow.
That guy is really good looking for a long period of time.
Still really good looking.
Yeah.
We'll do a couple more here.
Channing Tatum.
What is it about Channing Tatum that you go, woo, woo, woo.
He's just cute.
You like Channing Tatum?
Yes.
I don't really get that one.
I know he's musklinger can dance, but I don't see it.
You don't see it even when you watch Step Up to the Streets?
I never seen that.
Okay.
Let's do one more.
Oh, what's his name?
The guy off the notebook.
Who's that?
Oh, Ryan Gosselin.
Yeah, Ryan Gosselin.
What is it about Ryan Gosseling?
I don't know.
He has like a baby face.
But he's cute, too.
And Ryan Gossling seems approachable.
Like, I could just walk up and take him on a date.
Probably couldn't, though.
What is that movie he did with the, where they did the lift, the dirty dancing lift in the movie?
But it's one of your favorite.
Yes.
Yeah, I don't remember.
Oh, shoot.
That was the one where he became very attractive to me.
Attractive to you.
Attractive to you.
Oh, wow.
You know what I mean
I was reading an excerpt from Jessica Simpson's new book
Because I'm not going to read her book
Oh, I'm going to.
Well, she talks about how she was offered
The role of the notebook
Across from Ryan Gosling.
Oh, she could see her doing that.
But there was a sex scene in it
And she didn't feel comfortable doing it so she didn't take it.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
That's always interesting to me to hear roles
that people didn't take and you look back and go,
what a doofus.
Because I have a couple of those that I was like,
oh, man, I can't move it and take that.
I'm still okay.
There's only one that's close to me being
though, but I'm glad I didn't.
But I was offered a judge and the mass singer.
I didn't take it.
Oh, yeah.
I'm glad I did, Nick.
I like my choice now because I like where I am now.
But another couple good seasons is that show.
I've been like kicking myself.
But again, I got to be on American Idol.
A huge show.
Got to do Dancing with the Stars.
I got to win that.
I think for me it was a smarter move, but that was a tough one.
That was a tough one.
Thank you.
Good job, Lunchbox.
Let's do, here's one.
I'll do one more.
Do number 11, Raymondo.
I think Jay,
What about Jason Mamoa?
Oh, he's just sexy.
What makes him sexy, though?
He's a long hair.
He's like rough and big and yeah, definitely.
No, I would definitely think Jason Momoa.
Is she, like, did you like go into like a phone sex?
Yeah, where are you?
In a bar?
She's like, hey.
Yeah, it was a little bit quieter.
I like Jason Mamoa.
And he's like, tell me more.
Everything else is on the streets.
This one was.
She definitely was not on the street.
No, it was in the bar because it started raining.
And so she was sitting there by herself
And I was like, I'll just ask this chick.
He's like, hey.
Let's go back to the champagne room and ask you a question.
Did you what?
Did you see the Jason Momoa taking a bubble bath on Instagram?
Check it out.
He's too big for me to think so.
I guess we're both not into like the really big guys.
Yeah, more, you know,
I like the leaner guys.
But it was cute watching him take a bubble bath for some reason.
The Super Bowl commercial he did was funny where he peels off his muscles.
It was great.
Then he ends up being a skinny guy.
Oh.
Do you see that one?
I didn't.
It was really good.
And also, I don't think I've, I watched Game of Thrones when he was in that, but I didn't watch any.
You watch Akoman, Morgan?
Yeah, I did.
Yeah.
I love Jason Momoa.
Whoa.
He's attracted to me.
She sounds like the girl in the booth.
No, he's just, I don't know why.
He's all big.
Play that again, Ramon, number 11, just a little bit of it.
I think Jason Mamoa.
What about Jason Mamoa?
What makes him sexy, though?
He's a long hair.
He's like.
the kitchen.
Where are you?
Where are you?
I'm at Jason Aldeen's bar.
That's not a bar.
I don't think that's not a bar.
I'm telling you.
Play that again.
I think Jason Mamoa.
What about Jason Mamoa?
One of these clips don't sound like the rest of them.
Uh-huh.
Okay.
Interesting.
Interesting indeed.
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Bobbycast, I guess mostly because there's not a place where you can go and listen to Luke Combs talk for an hour.
We just sat and talked about his life and got to know Luke Combs.
And so the latest episode of the Bobbycast, Luke Combs was talking about how someone scammed his credit card in New York City.
Have you guys heard this story?
No.
And then they went and bought a bunch of shoes.
I went to the Nike store in New York City, and then I went to the Adidas store.
And my business manager was like, hey, did you just buy $600 worth of shoes at the Nike store?
and then $600 worth of shoes at the Adidas store.
And I didn't.
I didn't buy anything at the stores.
But someone in the store had skinned my wallet while I was in there.
They can magnetize it without even touching it now.
They can just...
I'd never heard of that.
Yeah, it's pretty wild.
So it's almost like a sensor to magnetize it to take it more so than swiping it.
So now he has this wallet that zips and has like a magnetic cover on the outside of it.
That's what my husband has like, he doesn't have the whole wallet,
but he has little sleeves that all of his credit guards go into that protect.
it from that sort of thing and I always roll my eyes at him, but now I guess I'm like,
okay, you're probably right.
Well, Luke Combs was talking about too, how he protects himself like that in a lot of ways.
So the wallet was in his pocket.
That's crazy.
Also, he talked about how he used to save money in a bank bag in his apartment.
And so that's where the money was coming from was that these sellout bonuses on these club
shows.
I remember getting to thinking I had like five or $6,000 in my apartment, you know?
And I was like, man, like, somebody could just walk in here and like take this.
So I had like a Folgers can.
And instead of putting just the money in there,
I put it in the bank bag and then rolled the bank bag up and put it in there.
It was back like behind my microwave on my counter.
So it's a really good hour and 15 minute or so talk with Luke Combs.
Search for the Bobbycast, which is the podcast that I do.
That's mostly just music intensive.
We talk about songwriters and artists and performers and producers.
And sometimes Eddie and I'll get on and talk about some of the history.
We got a couple cool things we're going to talk about.
this weekend. One of them are bands, I think, where they hated each other in the band.
We got to do that one this weekend?
I bet people didn't really know. I bet there's a lot of them. Yeah, like Aerosmith.
Maroon 5 maybe, is that one of them? Or is that the other one? What's the other one we're going to do?
Oh, really successful bands that people have, for some reason, hate. Like nickel band,
creed, which unfairly.
Nickelback?
Nickel back. Not nickel band.
I didn't know if that was a band I didn't know of it.
You know what?
It is nickel back.
So we do a lot of that stuff too on the Bobbycast.
And the IHartRadio app is so good for podcasts.
If there's a podcast, man, they have it.
And check it out.
Amy has the Four Things with Amy Brown podcast.
Do you have a new episode going up today?
Yes.
It's with the founder of Ciette Foods.
And she has a really interesting story.
And my sister's on it with me for a little bit too.
And we get into some cool things.
Here's what's annoying about Ciette chips.
Here we go.
Well, it's that they sent me this box of these Christmas crisps
that were so good.
Cinnamon, yeah.
But they didn't send me three bags.
They sent me like 14 bags.
And I will eat,
there was so good
that I just wouldn't stop eating them.
And so I started to give them out
to Christmas gifts
because I just needed to get them out of my house.
That ciette chip, whatever,
how do you say they're Ciettes?
They are so good.
And are they, is it,
are they healthy-ish?
Yes, well, the ingredients are clean.
She has an autoimmune disease
so she can't eat like corn chips
with her family
and she's Mexican-American,
so she created tortillas and chips
and stuff that her body can handle.
Well,
Tell her I'm annoyed that they're so good.
Yeah.
So she's on your four things with Amy Brown today.
It's pretty cool.
She started with just making tortillas in her kitchen at home and now they're in Target and
Whole Foods and Amazon and everywhere.
So it's pretty awesome.
Four Things with Amy Brown.
Be sure to check that podcast out as well.
Don't forget, you can check out the new song from The Raging Idiots.
We put up a song today called The Target song.
It's from our live and Little Rock record that'll come out real soon.
But it's a live, funny song.
And everybody's tagging me on it.
And I appreciate that on your Instagram story.
So just write, it's the funniest song you ever heard, and then tag me on it, and I'll share some of them.
And what I've decided to is I'll give somebody who tags me a $50 target gift card.
Oh, that's awesome.
I'll just message them.
All right.
It's not like a real contest.
I'll just.
It's not a real contest.
It's like a card you bought.
Yeah.
That's what I'm going to do.
Yeah.
I'm going to take a screenshot, the Target song for The Raging Idiots and, or, you know, tag me on Instagram, and then I'll just give somebody a $50,000 target card.
Is that legal?
Is that legal?
I mean, whatever.
Sure.
It's your Instagram.
Don't talk about it.
Well, I don't know.
There's all those kinds of rules.
I know.
You never know.
My Instagram is Mr. Bobby Bones.
If you missed the show today, Morgan number two, what happened today?
Well, Amy did something really crazy with her feet.
Yeah.
I mean, even I was impressed.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
A lot of weirdos are hitting this up now.
What else?
Lunchbox called theaters to find out how much it would cost to rent them.
Yeah, we've always wondered how much would it be to rent an entire theater because it's what celebrities do.
Yeah, some shocking answers.
And then?
And Ramundo and I don't know.
announce his fifth groomsman.
And then Amy's son almost got her in trouble with Instagram.
There we go.
All that is up.
Check it out.
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Yeah.
So there you go.
Amy, what's up today with you?
Well, yesterday my pantry got ripped out by California closets, and I thought they were doing it all in one day, and I was like, wow, that's impressive.
Y'all rip it out and put the new one in, but I was mistaken.
The new one goes in today.
So it's all empty and all my food and everything on my dining room table.
So I assume once the install happens this afternoon, I'll be putting it all back together.
And then just hanging out.
My sister leaves today, so I'll hang out with her until she goes.
What about you?
Caitlin comes in today.
Oh, yeah.
She'll be here.
That's right.
So today, all the way through Sunday night.
So that'd be a good four days or so here
And then I go out there for a couple days next week
And then she comes back out here
So now we're in a good mode of seeing each other
At least
Because we went for two weeks without
Yeah, and that's the longest
Yeah, I think so
We just live right down the road from each other
Mm-hmm, 4,000 miles
2,000, easy
Oh
Sorry
I actually did the map
To see what, it's 1,999 miles
Wow
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Less than 2,000
Did you send her that?
No, because she was like,
We live 2,000 miles away
I was like, no, we don't.
We live 1,995 miles away.
Oh, you were settling in an argument, got it.
Yeah.
A disagreement.
You know me.
I know you.
I know you.
Thank you guys. Hope you have a great Thursday.
We will see you tomorrow.
Tomorrow on the show, Marin Morris.
There we go.
I had a look at Mike.
I'd be like, who's on?
Because here's what's happening.
Tomorrow, Marin Morris, next week, midweek, coach Monica from Cheer,
and then Tim McGraw next Friday.
Wow, okay.
We got a big one.
We've got a big one.
We'll see you guys.
Have a wonderful Thursday.
See you tomorrow.
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